THE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/10/2012
by Spencer Hall on Feb 10, 2012 9:46 AM EST
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PrintKIND OF WANT EVERY FLORIDA FAN DOING THIS TO JUMP FACEFIRST INTO AN UNSEALED NUCLEAR REACTOR CORE.
Diggs is trolling everyone hard this morning--and in his position, why not--but the five-star wideout, the most pursued of the post-signing day recruits out there, is rumored to be opting for Maryland. He is from the area, and Mike Locksley is involved, so we assume that's enough explanation for everyone since, um, "Mike Locksley."
He announces at six p.m. from Looney's, where Randy Edsall does his radio show. For the MD fan who attends, and then announces "I'm transferring to another bar" mid-announcement, we will have one beer waiting for you at a future unspecified date.
SO THAT MAY BE DONE. Premature web welcomes aside, the West Virginia/Big East feud may be nearing a cash-splashed ending. The $20 million settlement allowing the Mountaineers to play in the Big 12 in 2012 will come from two sources: $11 million from WVU, and $9 million from the Big 12 itself to spring WVU from its current marriage. This was broken by Brett McMurphy, whose subdermal microphone implants on John Marinatto, while disturbing in his most personal moments, have certainly yielded some serious stories this year. Well struck.
YOUR MORNING JAMES FRANKLIN. We have now decided to delight in James Franklin's extremely emotional public self, and in other coaches getting to look all cuddly in comparison while still leaving open the theft of recruits from verbal commits. (They're right, but the double play is delicious to watch.)
COFFEE-SPATTERED KIRK FERENTZ. This does seem like a likely scenario for Iowa and their offensive coordinator position. It will end with an axe, the way many things in Iowa disputes end, but thank heavens for all those rivers because they tell no secrets. Meanwhile, Ken O'Keefe is doing just fine in his new job with the Dolphins.
RIP RAMESES. The UNC mascot had his allotted 8 ram-years on this planet, and then passed away after his bloody reign as the Tarheels mascot. He will be remembered as a ram, with horns, and lanolin and fur and things, and also as a patricidaire. The ill-fated history of the UNC mascot taken into account, not a bad ending for him, really.
LOOKING SPIFFY. The new Barking Carnival and their outstanding commentariat is on the SBN system now, and looking quite sexy. Friends can say that. No, we're not taking our hand off your leg. It's there. Deal with it.
GO BLUE. Unfortunate in so many ways.
ETC: Ricky Williams and negative capability make for far more Keatsian reading on Ricky than you thought possible. Pullman is awesome. "Really evaluate where your strengths and weaknesses are. Be honest." Joan would have been a fine head coach. Got another one in you?
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Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Feb 10, 2012 9:48 AM EST reply actions 13 recs
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@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 9:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
oh, stop it.
you’ve supplied us with much worse, sir.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 9:52 AM EST up reply actions
ah. yes. true.
carry on, then.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 9:52 AM EST up reply actions
I don't like you any more.
At all.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Come on
You’re a blanx!
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 10, 2012 9:58 AM EST up reply actions
I don't like clowns, or doll's heads.
Everyone has something.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
This.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 10, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
so a creepy clown doll would not be a good thing to post...right?
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
I WILL FIND YOU.
BELIEVE THAT.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
i once sent a picture of a clown
to a female coworker because a friend told me she hated them, and it would be funny.
he neglected to tell me she goes into panic attack mode, as its not just a dislike, but an irrational fear.
it was not funny.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
Similar thing happened here
Only the irrational fear of deer instead of clowns.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
i fucking hate deer.
if you get this reference, you win three (3) internets.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They're assholes.
Did you know they make a noise?
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 10, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YES
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
Louis C K auto-rec
even if I don’t particularly love that bit.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
its one of his better ones.
the dog-phone bit gets me every time
and his best by far is the pig newton bit
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
that was kind of an asshole thing to do
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 10, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
it wouldnt have been done
if i had known the severity. i was told it had been done plenty of times before, and hilarity would ensue.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure how hard "this person doesn't like xyz" is to comprehend.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 10, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
at the time, it wasnt.
afterwards, it was clear.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
I think you have that backwards.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 10, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
CLEARLY I DO NOT
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
Eh, if it's just a dislike thing, it's fun to push people's buttons.
I’d say it’s pretty hard to predict that an image on a computer screen will put someone into a panic attack.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 10, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
Here: let me push your buttons for my amusement
I think in schools that’s called bullying.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 10, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
good thing we were at work.
in an environment where button pushing was the norm.
your reaction is a bit much.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
I think you should let this sub-conversation go
/it can only end in blood.
//it’s Friday
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 10, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
not my blood.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 10, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
I mean, come on.
I don’t like it when people I work with make fun of me after Georgia loses a football game. Guess what they do? They make fun of me after Georgia loses a football game. And I make fun of them when their team loses… except the ones that don’t really seem to care about it. Then it’s not really fun.
This would seem to be the exact same thing. Of course, now that he knows that the very sight of a still two-dimensional image of a clown will send his coworker into a panic attack, yes, doing it again would be a dick move.
Also, his coworker should probably calm the hell down.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 10, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
When I was a wee blanx
My parents took me to Circus World, on one of the Florida trips. There’s a picture of me in clown makeup, crying my fool head off.
I TOLD THEM I DID NOT WISH TO BE A FUCKING CLOWN, BUT DID THEY LISTEN? NO.
Ask yourself- is Circus World still in business? I think not. Correlation? Possibly.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
A blanx in clown makeup?
That’s fucking terrifying.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
You ain't kidding.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Circus World just changed thier name to Florida State University.
They continue to churn out clowns.
.
.
.
.
And STDs.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 10, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
BUT THEY RECRUIT LIKE NOBODYS BIZZNISS
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"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
That's quality hate
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Too bad you didn't get a recording
You could have posted it to…facebook.
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Do you guys know how to post videos to Facebook?
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Try IT.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Leave the IT department alone!!
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 10, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
are you sure its plugged in?
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
Should I save this game of MineSweeper?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 10, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
Should I take off my clown makeup?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
Can't tell you how tempted I've been to answer the phone at work this way, with the accent and everything...
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
I was into Pennywise before they went corporate
//hipster’d
I was over-served.
The idea of Elf on a Shelf terrifies me.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 10, 2012 10:23 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
A friend's kid once told me
she didn’t want the Elf on the Shelf because “then I’ll have to be good.”
I do not let this child visit.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My grandmother has a collection of antique dolls.
The real life sized ones, all over the damn house. Coming home drunk was the only way to cope with that many soulless eyes staring at you.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
/sideshow bob noise
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Feb 10, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
this made it into my network TV on tuesday night.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YAAAAAAAAAA!
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
WTF!?!?
I don’t really even have an irrational fear of anything and that’s fucking terrifying.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 10, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
My fears are rational.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I'm not so sure about that, sir.
After all, as a blanx, you should be able to simply maul, shred, and consume dolls.
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The eyes scare me.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Choking hazards and whatnot
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Even apex predators have a weakness.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
And, you know, the thing about a shark...
he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 10, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
rec's
Jaws always gets a rec, Here’s to swimmin’ with bowlegged women!
I was over-served.
That may or may not have been
part of a best man toast I was tangentially involved with.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
DEAR GOD, FUCK, NO.
I don’t even dislike clowns, but this, just, no.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
You owe my employer a new monitor
BECAUSE I JUST SHOT MINE IN THE FACE WITH A .357
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
.45 ACP Speer Gold Dots.
Slightly less expensive than a new monitor. Slightly. Oh well…they can take it out of my bonus.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Sneak into the alley
With a single-shot .410
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 10, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
The road goes on forever
And the party never ends.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 10, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Except for Sonny
He was going to the chair.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 10, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Where a lawman tackled Sonny
and was reading him his rights?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 10, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
All of you get REK'd
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Feb 10, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
And you get a rec in return
for that fantastic pun.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 10, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
MAKE YOUR PEACE WITH GOD.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Why you keep postin weird creepy shit?
by ItsComplicated on Feb 10, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
I don't find them scary
Just think it’s odd
by ItsComplicated on Feb 10, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
I find it scary an inappropriate.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 10, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
Well
you do root for Kentucky and the Bengals. Voluntarily.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 10, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Some people find the weirdest stuff scary.
My wife gets completely unnerved by old (late 1800’s) pictures of kids.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
mines ghosts
obviously this pretty much just manifests in movies and shows and shit. for example, the remake of 13 Ghosts that came out a while back? fuck you. fuck you with a rake.
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"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
Do you watch Ghost Hunters or Ghost Adventures?
Ghost Hunters got caught a while back making up a lot of their “evidence.”
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
That entire show can be summed up by the phrases "did you hear that" and "did you feel that".
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
shit like that doesnt really get to me.
cause i know that its purposely faked. but 13 Ghosts went out of their way to make that shit creepy as all get out.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
But they look so serious and scientific!
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 10, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
and its not so much a fear as in i cant watch them or i flip out
but i get decidely, extremely uncomfortable and antsy.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
notsureifserious.jpg
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
im not either
there have been times where ive seen shit that has rattled me, but its never gotten to the point where i think its an actual ghost rather that something else.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
"You're nothing but an undigested bit of meat."
/Christmas Carol’d
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
More gravy than of grave? What a terrible pun! Where'd you get those jokes?
Leave comedy to the bear Ebeneezer!
/MuppetsChristmasCarol’d
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
I have, but I'm not allowed to say who it was until next week
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 10, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
by Gator Cub on Feb 10, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
...
It’s Notre Dame football on NBC!
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 10, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 10:52 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I. Fucking. Hate. You.
/titleclicked
//pantschanged
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 10, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
Lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living...
until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 10, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
Why would a shark scream when it bit you?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
love the show.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
watched it starting an episode or two into the first season
been hooked since. would have stopped watching had they killed off Mozzy in season 2.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
yeah, I think they would have never made it through the next season if they killed him
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I find most shows to be better when
Tiffany Amber Thiessen is involved.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
when she first had her baby IRL
they went out of their way to hide her baby fat and all that
but now that shes lost it, the last few episodes have gratuitously featured her body, and its been glorious
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
#teamkelly
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Hilary Burton is also involved
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
Kelly KaPOW!!!!!!ski
Certainly helped me justify the countless hours wasted watching SBTB rather than going to class, studying, etc. etc.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
by skinnyphatman on Feb 10, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
Why did they write Natalie Morales off that show?
Loved her on The Middleman.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
i dont remember her being a huge plot character
i know she was in more than a few episodes, although some were credit only.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
I'd like to add a 'yes' to Meghan Markle on Suits
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
Let's go to the mall!
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 10, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
When do you want to go?
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Today would work.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
The beaver is a noble animal.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Feb 10, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
Nice beaver!
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
by Old Coder on Feb 10, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks! I just had it stuffed!
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Feb 10, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Two beavers are better than one, they're twice the fun, ask anyone!
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
#TeamGinaTorres
Great googly moogly.
And Harvey Spector is one of the baddest men on television.
And neither of the ladies referenced above is Sarah Shahi from Fairly Legal. Mrowr.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 10, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
/doesnotwantMorpheustofuckhimupforoglinghiswife
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
You can ogle his daughter all you want though
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Naw, she was married to Wash, but he died at the end of Serenity.
So it’s all good.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 10, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well played.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
My mom has two baby dolls on a bench by the front door of their house...
…which she had made with baby pictures of ne and my sister. MY.MOM HAS A BABY DOLL OF ME AND MY SISTER.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 10, 2012 10:45 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
Well
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 10:09 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Well, not like I needed any sleep tonight.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 10:10 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
this isnt even really the creepiest thing from that episode
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
THE FUCK IS THAT?
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
oh nothing, just a jungle tree
with a shit ton of creepy dolls stuck to it.
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"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
nowhere near as good as Brian's Winter or Hatchet.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
For the fact that the sequel to “Hatchet” is also the first thing I thought of. Pretty sure someone actually made a movie out of that though, staring Zach from Saved By The Bell. I just have this vague memory of watching a movie that kept showing flashbacks to things similar in “Hatchet” and thinking “huh, I think this is ‘The River’,” but I literally have ZERO idea when this was or where I would have seen it.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 10, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
how dare you disrespect Marc Paul Gosselaar by calling him "Zach from saved by the bell"
He was also “cooper” in dead man on campus. which was an entertaining movie to have on in the background when you’re doing chores.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
I remembered him having three names and his first name was Mark
I just was too lazy to actually look it up to confirm exactly what his name was.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 10, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
he's not important enough to google.
He’s now resorted to that Franklin and Bash show on TNT or TBS or whatever turner channel and made for TV movies that are horribawful.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
confession: i like Franklin and Bash.
it started off slow, and once you get past the “oh come on that could never happen” aspect and just watch it for entertainment, its not bad
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
I still think
the show would be better had they simply hired Mario Lopez instead of Breckin Meyer and actually made the show “Zach and Slater: Lawyers.”
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
can't say I've ever seen it.
Travis from Clueless and Zack from Saved by the Bell did not make me go all “MUST WATCH”
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
i watched the pilot out of curiosity
and then got hooked. its just a bunch of stupid guy humor and awesome celebrity cameos, but they actually do it pretty well.
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"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
This.
It’s not about to be preserved by the library of Congress, but at courtroom dramedy goes, it’s entertaining. And their deus ex machinas tend to be more creative than similar shows’.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 10, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
plus, all the hawt chicks
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
I thought that went without saying.
Perhaps I shall move to Silver Lake and cavort with a bunch of impossibly hot ladies. I mean, I’m nowhere near attractive or charismatic to pull it off, and my girlfriend would probably be rather upset, but why not?
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 10, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
AND
the Franklin part of Franklin and Bash
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"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
"the river" aka, what the kid from the Hatchet should have been doing if he couldnt have reached that plane in the lake.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 11:08 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Has anyone else in the Commetariat ever read The Cay
Or Island of the Blue Dolphins?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
Definitely read The Cay
I think Island of the Blue Dolphins, but I don’t remember for sure.
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 10, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
No, there wasn't a river that large from the lake
/Honestly have no idea
//Makes me a perfect SI commentator
didnt see it, but read about the doll tree and monkey mind fuck
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
I enjoyed the pilot. Pretty creepy, but entertaining.
Will watch again to see where it goes.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Holy shit that show gave me nightmares.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
SOON
Oh so soon. COTG, sustain me through this day. I can die tomorrow night.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 9:48 AM EST reply actions
WOULD.
Sounds like an acceptable time.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
i just located this a mere few miles away from me.
this is the stores growler station menu
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"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 9:55 AM EST up reply actions
posted without size modification because fuck you, thats why.
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"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 9:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and for $31, I'm getting all I can drink of 300+ brews.
Because fuck you, that’s why.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 10:01 AM EST up reply actions
agree to disagree
(you win)
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:02 AM EST up reply actions
There's something like that going on here in Atlanta this weekend at Atlantic Station.
And I, of course, have drill this weekend. Furk.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 10, 2012 10:02 AM EST up reply actions
bourbon and beer and bbq or something like that?
A friend posted about it on Facebook. For the only time in my life, I haz a sad that I do not live in Atlanta.
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 10, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
Not sure what it is, I just noticed the giant sign hanging off the side of Atlantic Station
while I’m going up 75/85 to the gf’s apartment. When I first saw it I got all excited and intrigued. Then I saw it was on my drill weekend and I haz a major sad.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 10, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
Winter Beer Carnival
it is teh ossum!
http://www.winterbeercarnival.com/
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Walked in to local pizza place, saw Snow Day on tap
That was the best day.
Next time in, no more Snow Day. They went through the two kegs they were allotted in two days.
/damnittohell
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
YES.
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"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
But what's a sample?
Is a sample a pint? or a SAMPLE?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 10, 2012 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
trick question.
bring fake mustache (to go on top of regular mustache), glasses, and a hat = ALL THE SAMPLES
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
Last time they did one of these, the sample were ~4 oz.
But you could sample as often as you’d like.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
although i believe i have decided i will be attending
a 3 years olds birthday party on saturday with a 64 oz growler of Bell’s Consecrator Dopplebock.
which ive never had, so tell me beer bros, that or rogue double chocolate?
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
One for yourself
One for the 3 year old. Kids usually like chocolate.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
this may not be an option...
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:10 AM EST up reply actions
The Consecrator is amazing
But the hidden gem on that list is the Founders’ Porter. My favorite porter.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
i was also considering this
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
Their porter is not overly coffee flavored, or overly chocolatey
Both of which I do like in other beers, but the Founders Porter is just smooth, and incredibly well balanced.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
so, if you had to choose between the three, which would you choose?
ive had the rogue before, the other two are new to me.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:25 AM EST up reply actions
Well, definitely go something new.
I’ve never had the Bell’s dopplebock, but I’m generally not a huge fan (they taste too alcoholy, if you catch my meaning). The Founders Porter is delicious and I’d highly recommend if you haven’t had it before.
@papaalphakilo
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Get one each of the Consecrator, and the Porter.
If only one, then probably the Consecrator, and have them pour you a pint of the porter while waiting.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
or i could just do 32 ounces of each
why im just now realizing this, i have no clue.
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"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
Who has 32 oz growlers?
I’ve got several 64oz and one 128oz when I feel like looking like a real souse.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 10, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
the store in question. they do 32 and 64.
rather than choose 1 64 growler, im going 2 32’s so i can try two new brews for the the same price
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"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
Y'all's definition of growler....
and mine are totally different.
Where I’m from, a 64oz growler is what happens after you go to cici’s.
I was over-served.
by BamaLewie on Feb 10, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Nice sales job blanx
I may have to go on a quest for this one now.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
I'm a beervangelist.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Feb 10, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Right now I'm hooked on the NOLA brews
and eagerly awaiting the canning of their brown ale.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
Yum.
So much beer, so little liver function.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I try to view the liver as a muscle
if you don’t work it out, it’ll just atrophy and die on ya.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
Troof.
I tried explaining this to my wife a while back. Told her she was no longer a professional drinker, so she couldn’t hang like she used to. We’ve got her on a conditioning program right now – king cake vodka.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Send me an email,
and I will tell you how to obtain.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Please to describe flavor for Yankee.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
King cake is like a cross between a danish and an popover pastry
At least, the ones I’ve had are.
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Listening...
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
they taste like sunshine!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
Think cinnamon roll
With more of a thicker consistency/texture and more sugar on top and possible fillings (personally I don’t trust people that inject things into pastries, but most people enjoy them) such as cream cheese or assorted fruits.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
I don't drink vodka, makes me mean.
However, a traditional king cake can be described as the best cinnamon bun you’ve ever put to your lips covered in colored sugar and icing. Many king cakes are filled with various accents, like fruit spreads, bavarian creme, cream cheese, and on and on. I’m told the king cake vodka has scent of king cake, but is not flavored as heavily.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Brown Liquor in the cold months, Vodka in the warm ones
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
No gin?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 10, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
Can't get past the smell
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
TWHS?
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Leather and rich mahogany.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 10, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
bacon, usually.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
No, son. Not a drop.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 10, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
Coincidentally, King Cake just showed up at the office
FedExed by one of our Louisiana sales folk.
I did not get the baby.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
In our office certain people have taken to
probing to find the baby and purposely leaving that piece. I’ve considered setting up a nannycam.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds Like
You need to administer a round of beatings which should continue after each king cake until such behavior is stopped.
That's bad.
But seriously, learning how to swallow a plastic king cake baby is part of growing up around here.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I have a training program, and a DVD.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Mine features Joe Namath circa 2002
It doubles as a fertility treatment for the ladies.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE
Back in a better time, beer drinkers mocked and derided wine drinkers. Why? Because wine drinkers were all uppity and shit and tried to make getting soused on grape out to be some sort of cultural and educational mandate.
AND NOW WE’RE DESTROYING BEER.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 10, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Settle down, Bevis.
There’s room in my belly for beer, wine, and other liquors. Life’s too short to drink shitty alcohol.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Feb 10, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, that's just it.
I’m not complaining about people drinking them.
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Drinking is OK, but talking about it isn't?
Not slamming you, just trying to understand your point.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
yep.
it all gets ya drunk. some just make you feel worse in the morning/afternoon.
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GTHTSUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
/champagne leers evilly
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 10, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
Icepick headache, line 2.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
I set a new personal record in 2011 by drinking champagne twice in one calendar year.
This was a mistake.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 10, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
I gave up drinking champagne when I quit doing cocaine in the mornings....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
The Fleetwood Mac?
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat-
Wisdom of the Prokhorov
It was the best remedy for the headaches.....
And I acquired a security clearance.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
HOWEVA.
I just realized I have a full keg of fresh homemade rye beer waiting for me.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 10, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
Sending home-brewed beer via USPS is technically illegal.
/shiftyeyes.gif
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 10, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
/pants....
//swoons
/show’s up at ACS’ doorstep with a Please Adopt sign
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
Gotcha.
Hope I’m not being snobby about it, then. Again, taste is subjective so who am I to criticize the preferences of others?
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
My point is that beer appreciation is turning into wine appreciation.
It makes me sad. We never used to pick exotic beer apart like this.
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I guess I should z down to read more
That’s a fair enough complaint
I was about to point out
that you don’t have to be a wine snob to realize MD 20/20 is not good…
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I'm on the nighttrain
Bottoms up
I’m on the nighttrain
Fill my cup
I’m on the nighttrain
Ready to crash and burn
I never learn
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 10, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
I'm with the Dr. here.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
Disagree.
We’re restoring beer, to what it ought to be.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
/indignant sniff
Only Scotch is snobby enough to be snobby, goddamnit.
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The big difference for me
is that, unlike with wine, I actually believe people can tell the difference between varying quality levels of beer in a blind taste test.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
I just know when two couples brought the same wine to our dinner club for the blind taste test,
I graded them 1st and 4th place… out of 5 wines.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Were they from the same bottle?
If not, same bottling? Bought from the same store? Stored in the same manner? Not saying it happened in your case, but two bottles handled differently from each other can have flavor variations. If one got hot, for instance, then it would be expected to taste differently.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
same thing with beer.
Put two bottles of beer in the fridge.
after the get nice and cold, take one out.
let it get warm.
warm it back up, then serve both.
you’ll notice a difference.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Different bottles, bought at the same store probably within a couple days of each other,
and overall they got first and second. But I’ll be damned if I didn’t think they tasted a lot different.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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The Great Divide Yeti is Serious Shit.
Not as sweet as the Rogue, but you’ll be fucked up by the end of it.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 10, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
im thinking that im going with 32oz of Consecrator
and 32oz of Founders.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
one of my favorite places to drink a beer
Not much going on but beer, beer, and some more beer.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 10, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
And where is that, sir?
/is a bachelor this weekend
The thought of Rogue Double Chocolate Stout growlers for $13 – an GD Yeti Imperial for $12 – above makes me weep.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 10, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
the store i referenced? the link is posted a few replies down from it
look for Beverage World.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
T-Jax and I are in Omaha
And I wanna know where he’s getting shitfaced for $31.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 10, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
ah.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
Sadly it's sold out, but you might find tix on craigslist or something.
http://beercornerusa.com/extremebeerfest/2012omaha/
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
Am I the only one that saw "Limit 1" for Founder's Double Trouble...
…and said Yes Please? (I is man).
The chicken is involved but the pig is committed
by maddraven1716 on Feb 10, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
I has a 4 pack of that in the fridge.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
32 oz of Double Trouble?
Hope you don’t need to be continent afterwards, cause you gon’ be DRUNJ.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Where/what is that place?
I’ve got a Chattanooga run in my very near future.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 10, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
Beverage World
its actually in Fort Oglethorpe
heres the site: http://www.ourbeers.com/welcome-beverage-world
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
You're my new hero.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 10, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
tomorrow will be my first visit.
im overly excited.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
My hands are shaking a little bit as I scan the website.
Better close this down before people get suspicious that I’m looking at porn.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 10, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
Thank COTG it's Friday
Hitting Trappeze pub in Athens tonight and I plan on having a few on your board up there
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 10, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
I work way too close to the Chimes in Baton Rouge
not to have a Growler.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
Get the Oskar Blues G'Knight
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 10, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
There's a story about that one
Named after a great brewer named Gordon Knight who won a bunch of awards before dying in a helicopter crash as he was fighting a Colorado forest fire from the air.
Great beer. The Ten Fiddy, too.
Of the OB beers, I like Dale's Pale Ale the best
All the hops?
All the hops.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 10, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Where is this magical place that has both Founders and Oskar Blues?
One good thing about Illinois?
begs the question:
what exactly is an extreme beer?
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 9:54 AM EST up reply actions
Apparently things over 7% ABV.
Though as fests go, this seems extreme enough for me. Sadly the VIP tickets sold out before I got one, that’s an extra hour on site that I’m losing.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 10:01 AM EST up reply actions
32%
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
by AubEng on Feb 10, 2012 10:06 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
WOULD
Is that even beer at that point? There’s no way you can get that high without some chicanery, right?
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
Not sure, but dont they use fractional distillation to get that high ?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 10:18 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I thought it had to do with chilling the beer/freezing it?
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
NO MOUNTAINS ON BOTTLE
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
rec
for Pitt Light.
hadnt seen that one in a while.
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
Drink shit Pitt?
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-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That is fractional distillation.
Water crystallizes when it freezes and pushes out other compounds from its matrix, leaving ice and a more concentrated liquid behind. Repeat and you can get up to those numbers. It’s just very inefficient. Every time you remove the ice, the freezing point of the liquid portion keeps getting lower.
This is also how one turns cider into applejack.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 10:57 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
You'll also see this referred to as Freeze Distillation or Fractional Freezing
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 10:59 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Shit - I just now saw this.
Ignore my explanation below. Yours is better.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
No kidding?
I learned something today. Now may I be excused?
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
It's an "ice beer"...
….basic scheme is to store it around 25F so some of the water content freezes, skim off the ice, and you are left with “beer concentrate”
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
I got to try that last year when I was in the UK.
It was…..different. Kinda sweet, very rich, strong as fuck.
Apparently, some legislators and MADD groups got their panties in a twist over the high alcohol content, so the brewery made a beer with 1.1%ABV and called it Nanny State
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
by Spartan D on Feb 10, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's no End of History, which was 55%:
but the upside is you can still buy TNP. They also sell one called Sink The Bismarck, which is 41%.
by Salt on Feb 10, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The squirrel is a nice touch.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Yep, and wildly expensive.
I’m a huge BrewDog fan. Their Punk IPA is one of my favorite beers: a Scottish take on a Belgian version of an English beer made for soldiers in India. Shiiiit
I dunno, but they go great with
some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 10, 2012 10:01 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
SERVED IN 12 MINUTES OR LESS
BECAUSE WE HAVE MILES OF THEM SITTING UNDER HEAT LAMPS, READY TO GO!
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:02 AM EST up reply actions
CONFESSION TIME
Was finally able to try Hopslam this weekend. I… don’t get it?
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 10, 2012 9:56 AM EST up reply actions
get out.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
Don't get me wrong, it was good.
But overall I was decidedly “Meh.” Tasted like a good IPA but nothing I’d actively seek out. And prior to this, I’d signed up for a waiting list for just by word-of-mouth alone.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 10, 2012 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
to each his own, I guess. I, for one, am not a big IPA fan but I think its outstanding.
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by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
I'll be in Kalamazoo for a week later this month.
Maybe it’s better in proximity to the brewery? Also, U COLD? YEAH, I COLD.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 10, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
Hopslam, at least in my experience, seems to change noticeably each year.
So maybe this year’s run just isn’t as good?
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by thechuck_2112 on Feb 10, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
See also: Kraken rum
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
interesting
I was set to disappointed based on the hype from here but was very impressed.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 10, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
"I don't want Kraken!"
“I’m a Gosling’s Black Seal man!”
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Apples and oranges, although both apples and oranges are delicious
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 10, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
Spiced rum is for babies.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
There's a world of difference between 70 proof Captain Morgan and Kraken
That said, to each his own
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 10, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Just like there's a world of difference between cow flops and dog poop
They’re still both unwanted in my glass. Though I will admit that cow flops are good in one’s garden, while dog poop is not.
/stakes raised
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
Come on
If you’re going to do a shoutout, post the artwork.
Sailor Jerry’s tattoo stylings:
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hmm
For me, the Kraken love was mostly justified, but I can see that its apotheosis might not be agreeable to all
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 10, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, wut?
I’m sorry sir, we failed to uncover this data in our initial background checks. I’m afraid we’re going to have to deport you back to the Big East.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 10, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm on record here many times for my disdain of Kraken
I bought a bottle, took a sample neat, and pronounced it “meh.” My nephew agrees, so it’s settled.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
That's very interesting, sir.
Please get back on the plane. We have to make room for Louisville now.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 10, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There's no crime in preferring a superior product
But you don’t scare me none. I’ve worn shoes in WV for years…
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
My biggest complaint generally is that the nose is very alcoholic
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 10, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
Kraken is about 10 proof higher than most rums....
Sailor Jerry being one exception that comes to mind.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
My biggest complaint is kind of reverse
Doesn’t taste enough like alcohol to realize it’s overproofed and makes the next morning (or earlier) awful
Oh, it tastes smooth alright
But it smells strong
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 10, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
Recently I've been drinking
over Kraken, especially if I’m mixing with ginger ale
Recently, I've been drinking.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 10, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If it were 113 minutes later, I'd agree.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
It is now 1630 EST and I will be drinking in 20 minutes....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
1538 in GOTZ.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
I remember seeing on the shelves and thinking the label was a bit gimmicky
But it’s a recommend?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 10, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
I don't sip very often so I can't speak to the quality as a sipping rum
but I haven’t seen a single person who doesn’t like it mixed with ginger ale
Even at mixes of 50/50, it goes fine
The "Are IPAs really that good?" discussion seems to happen every so often here.
My opinion is they’re ok, but not the OMG PLATONIC IDEAL OF BEER that occasionally gets thrown out there. I will certainly drink them and enjoy, but I don’t get the idea of moar hops = better, and there’s only so much you can do flavor-wise with that one ingredient.
I like IPA's
Love Imperial Stouts and Porters and Ales.
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Oh, beer style comparison/fight.
I enjoy most styles, but if I were asked to pick a “platonic ideal” it would probably be something close to Hofbrau or Weihenstephaner.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
as long as it is in anything but a PLASTIC CUP
then im happy.
#TANNINS
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
In front of me, and cold.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
THIS GUY.
He gets it.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
THIS.
i get the whole argument thing, but im just as comfortable drinking a whole mess of coors/miller/natty/whatever lite as i am them fancy beers.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
a line has been crossed.
there are some places I won’t go. coors/natty/miller/bud/PBR is it. anything around or over that line is okay.
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by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
different reasons.
if im going to a party at a friends house, or to watch a game at a friends house, etc. i stop and get a 12 pack of (usually) coors light. i know its not the best shit out there, but its what ive drank for going on 12-13 years now, and i stay loyal. if im out to dinner, or plan on enjoying the beer for the taste, then i go fancy.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
I get wicked hangovers/headaches from anything on that list. The only
“cheap beer” that I can get away with without massive headaches the next day is Labatt Blue Light or Old Style.
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by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
ah. yeah, thats why i stay away from corona.
i get hangovers, but NOTHING like what corona does to me. wine gives me more tolerable hangovers than that shit.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
alternating shots of southern comfort and wild turkey
give me less severe headaches than those beers, truth.
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by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
i normally go coors light/keystone
for the loyalty reason. they dont harm me as much anymore.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
If you get a hangover, it's only because you broke the second rule
Drinking Rules:
1. Drink
2. Continue Drinking
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
these rules have an age limit
its one that i push constantly to try and ignore, but it is there.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
I am old.
/picksupAAbrochure
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Coors Light is just awful.
When I was drinking, I would occasionally go cheap, but it was usually High Life or PBR.
Coors Light tastes more like water served in a cup that once held some beer than an actual beer.
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The exact reason I drink like 10
Busch Lights when doing any kind of sailing.
OK, well maybe like 3-4 (since I enjoy not drowning).
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My go-to cheap beers are Miller High Life and Yeungling
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Except that there are many hop varieties with a galaxy of aroma/flavor profiles.
Compare a Saaz to a Cascade to a Nelson to an Amarillo…
FTFY
there’s only so much you can do flavor-wise with eighty-some varieties of that one ingredient.
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Heard a good segment on NPR a couple weeks ago
Talking about how there are so many different varieties but since people have only heard of the big ones it doesn’t make sense for American vineyards to grow them. Kind of a shame; seems like something the hipster northwest would get on if they didn’t have a horrible climate
Check it:
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Not that I'm one to defend wine vs. beer
but hop varieties vs. wine grape varieties is not a winning battle
Nobody spots a strawman
faster than the Commentariat!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
NPR was incorrect
Excellent hops are grown all over the place in the U.S., especially in the northwest. Washington, Oregon and Idaho alone have 31,251 acres of hops. Source.
American beers regularly feature outstanding, domestic hops, and in much greater amounts than European or other non-domestics. Ever had an original style, English IPA? Standard American pale ales are hoppier.
WA, OR and ID grow a massively disproportionate amount of hops
Like, nearly all domestic production.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
I had heard that hop production really dropped after the corn ethanol subsidies that were put in place
I assume that’s been mitigated by the explosion in craft beer, but I don’t know
Sposed to be SEC
There are reports on yearly hop production on in that link I posted above.
If you don’t mind downloading and analyzing pdfs. Life’s a little bit short for that, though.
All this talk has given me a powerful thirst.
OUT.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Hey, you IPA types can keep your watery-ass beers.
It’s a short slide back to pilsnerhood for you that way.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 10, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
I don't dislike IPAs
But they’re not the pinnacle of beer types
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 10, 2012 11:34 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
I suspect I enjoy them so much because they seem pretty easy for most microbrewers to get right.
A 5/10 IPA is just a super solid beer. Whereas a 5/10, say, porter is basically poison.
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by Cocky Bovine on Feb 10, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I like all beers
Except sour beers. One of the best/most well respected sour breweries in the country is very close to here, and I think all their beer tastes like sweatsocks and feet.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I don't like porters
Don’t like the smoky flavor of the too-roasted barley. Now, if you show me a non-smoky porter, I might just say “That’s not really a porter.”
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
I think you'd like the Founders Porter listed above
For those reasons.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I can't stand Belgians
They always taste like they’ve gone around the bend. And not in the good way.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 10, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Oh, boy. Did I phrase that poorly.
/shakes fist at lack of edit button
by Albino Tornado on Feb 10, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Dirty, fat Belgian bastards"
I believe, was the winner of the “Name the Belgians” contest on Monty Python. 1st runner-up was “the Phegms.”
So you’re OK.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Belgian beers take a bit of getting used to. It also helps to start with an excellent example of the type.
I never really enjoyed belgian beers until I had 3 or 4 Delirium Tremens in one sitting.
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especially the "gone around the bend" part
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Interesting. I love both sour beers (Flemish ales, etc.) and smoked porters.
In fact, I’ll eat/drink anything with that campfire flavor. I go ballistic for Lapsang Souchong tea.
Try Sam Adams' Rauchbier.
It tastes exactly like a campfire.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 10, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
Only in those sampler 12 packs.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
You
need to check out Jolly Pumpkin beers, then, if you haven’t already. The feetiest, stinkiest sours that ever soured a sour.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I enjoy a JP from time to time, (only at the JP on Main Street in A2).
I think the one i liked the best was the La Roja.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
You also might like New Belgium's La Folie and Biere de Mars
I think both have the Brettanomyces yeast that gives that “sweat” taste
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
I love lambics
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 10, 2012 11:39 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
You'd probably love the stuff the Jolly Pumpkin brews, then.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
If there is not a beer out there called Lambic Pentameter, I'd be shocked.
by Salt on Feb 10, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Our local beer-guy recommended the following:
and
for a delicious fruity Black And Tan-like concoction.
I've been known to do similar things
with Pete’s Wicked Strawberry Blonde (when I can get my hands on it) and Young’s. Strawbita works well too.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I plan on trying a new recipe I found
That I think will involve the Covington Strawberry ale — which my wife says is much better than Strawbita.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
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by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Better is relative.
I had a Covington strawberry on New Year’s and it was waaaaaay sweet, almost like thinned out syrup. Not my bag. Tastes being subjective, your mileage may vary.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Either way, I found a recipe for beer-soaked fries
That calls for a relatively sweet-ish beer. And I just got a brand new deep fryer I want to try out, so Saturday night might feature beer/fries/wings.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
That was my thought as well.
I didn’t like it for drinking, but I bet it would make a killer sauce base or injection. I have the hind end of a wild pig that I need to do something with. Might be worth the sixer to give it a go.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Unlike Abita strawberry,
Covington strawberry uses a syrup instead of actual berries, hence them producing it year round. It tastes more “berryish” but is crap qualitywise.
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Feb 10, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
That seems pretty awesome.
My wife loves that Lindemans unreservedly. She also swears what Yard House calls Rose Garden. Lindeman’s + Hoegaarden.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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Young's double chocolate stout was all right, but a single bottle of it was like $5
It was good, but not $5-a-bottle good.
by Synaesthesia on Feb 10, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
Thats a pretty fucking good milkshake
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Ladies and gentlemen if I say I am a weed man you will agree
I’m a weed man.
Such a great parody.
Go gata!
by theologator on Feb 10, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
MOTHER OF GOD
I’ve never seen that somehow.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 10, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Rec'd because I watched that movie again last night.
“I mean, he’d have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres” – best line.
I've had that. My GF digs it.
Framboise literally tastes like raspberry koolaid. It is ridiculously sweet, and you can barely tell there’s alcohol in it.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
I'm a big fan of Kriek, although Framboise is also good
Haven’t had the stout, although I feel like I’ve heard it mentioned.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 10, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
I've decided
you have to be a big fan of the hops to get Hopslam. In further weirdness, I’ve found that what I have eaten earlier in the day can “color” the flavor in ways that are less than flattering to the beer. No one else I know has had this issue, but I’ll swear on a stack of phone books that it’s true.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
That makes a certain sense.
I think Hopslam is less bitter than some of the other huge hop beers, because of the honey, which is what I like about it.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I took my home brewing class
from a guy who created a brown ale that he dry-hopped something like 16 separate times and used a pound and a half of hops to do it.
It was the most flowery hop finish I’ve ever known. No bitterness at all, it was like having someone blow hop-scented air into your mouth as you drank it. Just the taste of the smell of the hops. It was amazing.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
I do love that
Hop aroma is great, hop flavor is fine but in moderation
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 10, 2012 11:41 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
You know, you can make hop infusions, like hop vodka.
I’ve seen a hop schnapps advertised before.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
Has anybody ever tried Barley Wine?
Abita has a select one that I saw last night. Didn’t try but it sounded interesting.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
I've had Stone's Old Guardian
I liked it- strong, complex beer. For sipping.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Anchor Steam makes something in that style called Old Foghorn.
It’s not the real real thing, but it would give you an introduction to the style without costing a ton of money.
What's the flavor profile like?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Strong, with caramel and fruity notes.
Thick like an imperial stout, but with brighter and sweeter flavors instead of roasted and bitter flavors. Probably about 10% alcohol. If you don’t like sweet, you might not like barleywines.
Sounds like something I would enjoy.
I’ll have to give’er a try.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
One of the brew pubs in Detroit specializes in meads and barleywines.
They generally come out tasting a little too much of alcohol for regular consumption but a nice diversion on occasion.
I’m talking about Kuhnenn’s on Mound in Warren, for those in the area. They also make some really good beers of more normal ABV% that are quite tasty.
@papaalphakilo
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Love Kuenhenn's stuff.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
The guys at the Black Lotus are good friends with the Kuhnenn's folks.
BL focuses on more accessible beers, though.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I had Sam Adams Millenium at GABF once
Key word being once. I don’t know what you’d have to be in the mood for to enjoy it, but it’s not wine and it sure as hell isn’t beer. More like flavorful hard alcohol to me.
I had a Lucky Bucket barley wine last weekend
’twas a meal unto itself.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
BURN THE HERETIC
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 10, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
Oh holy shit
how did I not know this was a thing. Damn it all.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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WVU conference realignment strategy.
1. Pay $11M to enter Big XII
2. ???
3. Profit!
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 10, 2012 9:51 AM EST reply actions
yeah, but the Big East got Memphis
and their record-breaking football attendance in return.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 9:53 AM EST up reply actions
"It's time to kick some Coo-gah ass!"
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 9:56 AM EST up reply actions
HYPOCRISY NATIONAL CHAMPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, PAWLLLLLLLL
Finally, we win something!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
Virginia Tech taught them well.
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Hey, that was the VA legislature's doing.
VT had nothing to do with it. Blame Mark Warner.
/whistles innocently
I so wanted to play VT this year in the Orange Bowl instead of Clemson....
I wanted it so, so , so very badly.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
Au contraire
“We’re committed to the Big East. You have our word. We’re not going anywhere.” — Big East conference source, recalling Miami president Donna Shalala’s remarks at a Nov. 2001 conference meeting, South Florida Sun-Sentinel, May 7.
One might merely say that we refined the model for maximum efficiency.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Feb 10, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Big East realignment strategy
- Entice Memphis to join.
- ???
- ???
- ???
… - No profit, football dies.
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
by cmill126 on Feb 10, 2012 9:53 AM EST up reply actions 14 recs
God creates dinosaurs
God destroys dinosaurs
God creates Man
Man destroys God
Man creates dinosaurs
Dinosaurs eat Man
Big East inherits the earth
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 10, 2012 10:00 AM EST up reply actions 10 recs
There. Look at this. See? See? I'm right again.
Nobody could’ve predicted that WVU would suddenly, suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 10, 2012 10:03 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 10, 2012 10:03 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Boy do I hate being right all the time
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 10, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
There's another example.
See, here USF’s now sitting by itself, uh, er, playing against itself. That’s, that’s chaos.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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No, chaos is USF playing San Deigo State as a conference game
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 10:13 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Hey, hey, HEY
South Florida and San Diego State would make AWESOME — and entirely sensible — conference mates. Just put them in the Not Quite Mexico Conference along with New Mexico State, UTSA, UTEP, Rice, Texas State, Louisiana-Lafayette, South Alabama, and invite Florida Gulf Coast on the condition they start a football team.
It’s a winner. Let’s make it happen.
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Big East football?
That is one big pile of shit.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 10, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This implies that football was ever alive there.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 10:02 AM EST up reply actions
it used to be
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
you um....really wanna go there?
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
NOPE
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 10:09 AM EST up reply actions
mm hmm.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:09 AM EST up reply actions
CSB time
Guy that sits across from me was a backup TE on the ‘01 NU team. He was assigned to hide Ben Zajicek’s helmet after Vilma knocked him out.
For those that don’t remember the hit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8aSGYIlVPw
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
one of my favorite clips of all time.
Vilma was just a fucking monster.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
Yeeeeeep
According to my coworker, Zajicek had no idea where he was for quite a while. Thoroughly concussed.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
what was nuts was the fact
that was Vilmas second huge hit in a row, was it not?
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
I don't recall
Game was a decade ago, and it’s not something that I like thinking about.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
hah. i just remember he hat two really big hits, Zajicek was one
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
I finally drank all the pain away, dammit.
/sat in the south end zone
I do know that Andre Johnson was so wide open on that long TD because the corner fell down.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 10, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
just one of the many ways Andre got open
during his tenure.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
We get paid the league minimum
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 10, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
Ah, Sixth Grade.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 10, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
/Tells everyone in the class that ACS has cooties
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
/listens to peaches by PUSA
//listens to peaches
///listens to peaches
////listens to peaches
////hates that song for the next 10 years.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
/Claims he's "gangsta"; wears backward cap and starts cursing
//Gets picked up by mom in minivan
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
what are you tryin to be, super spade?
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
i still think boys have cooties.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 10, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
read my mind.
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GTHTSUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
Now, now, as much as I root against your school,
it’s not like you go to ASU
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
That's herpes, not cooties.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
I ADMIT IT.
I CIRCLED TWICE, BUT ONLY DOTTED ONCE.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 10, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Troll Hard Dana, you sandbaggin' sommabitch, you ol' sailor you
The chicken is involved but the pig is committed
by maddraven1716 on Feb 10, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
All the FedEx money.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, the late Rameses killed his predecessor?
Someone put an APB out on Russ, I think I’ve solved the mystery of “And Then There Were None: The Uga Murders.”
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 10, 2012 9:55 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
/Russ offers you a bag of Doritos to keep quiet.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 10, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
but i thought the kitty cat
beat the bulldog this year?
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
SYRACUSE TO THE ACC RIGHT FUCKING NOW
LET’S DO THIS!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
But Boston College is getting lonely.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 10, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
But don't you want Virginia to win more?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 10, 2012 10:10 AM EST up reply actions
Wow thought you were a Cavs fan for some reason
Still though, more VT wins?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 10, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
Correction: Guy.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 10, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm not your guy, buddy.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 10, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
I'm not your buddy, friend.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 10, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
im not your friend, champ
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
"I am the champion" nearly ruined bowl week for me last year
well that and UGA vs. Central Florida
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 10, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
It's where they want to be, just 8 years later than expected.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 10:14 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
It's where they want to be, but nobody's really sure why.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 10, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
Bouncyhoops with the filthy BCS lucre
Or. Search me, I guess
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 10:20 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
if your options were ACC, Big East, or football indy
… and you aren’t ND, so can’t get $TEXAS as a football indy, ACC it is.
OT: Dealing with bandages wrapping around your entire neck sucks ass
Had a basal cell carcinoma removed yesterday afternoon. Procedure wasn’t bad at all, but dealing with these fucking bandages for 24 hours is driving me crazy.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 10, 2012 10:00 AM EST reply actions
BAH! My sympathies.
Could you invest in some sterile turtlenecks, perhaps? Or tactical turtlenecks? Tactilenecks?
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 10, 2012 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:05 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
mitch hedberg autorec
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
this took way too long.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:26 AM EST up reply actions
to be recognized for repeating a joke?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 10, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
NO, for someone to recognize Mitch Hedberg.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
You could go down to petco and obtain a Cone Of Shame.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 10:15 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
Glad things went well
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
How much O'Keefe is in this movie?
Miles O’Keefe.
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
by AubEng on Feb 10, 2012 10:04 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Miles O'Queef?
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
by cmill126 on Feb 10, 2012 10:09 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
MOAR RECCITTY.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 10, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
Proud to push that post into the green.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
almost 50 comments in and no one fingers Updyke as the sheep slasher?
We need more coffee here.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 10, 2012 10:05 AM EST reply actions
i was going with Rae Carruth
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:06 AM EST up reply actions
Michael Vick sheep fighting ring?
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
the ones that lose are drowned in
mint jelly?
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:09 AM EST up reply actions
Was the mint jelly homemade by this man?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Quigley Down Under autorec
ENGAGED!
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 10, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
That was a weird movie.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I looked at it as it let Tom Selleck
Do all the shooting he didn’t get to on the set of Magnum.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
Unless they saw the sunrise.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Feb 10, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I like the Quigley drinking game.
Drink every time he says “my name ain’t Roy, lady.”
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 10, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
Or every time you see a mustache
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
Soon
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Feb 10, 2012 10:07 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
...
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions 8 recs
the owl seems to have had a stroke
or a concussion. lookit them pupils!
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
its um....the light...you see...
nevermind.
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
Quite possibly a car/window strike.
People suck. At least someone was taking care of this one.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 10, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
...
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Feb 10, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
/grunts repeatedly
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Phrasing
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 10, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
OK.... am I seeing here what I think I'm seeing here.
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
by AubEng on Feb 10, 2012 10:14 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
His horns really are painted Tar Heel Blue
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
by cmill126 on Feb 10, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
It truly is an impressive set he's got.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 10, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
Reggie Nelson finds them
“decent”
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 10, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was referring to his horns.
What were you looking at?
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 10, 2012 10:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Les Miles would like to know why you painted your goat-kart's bumper blue like that?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
Is this porn for Aggie wimmens?
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 10, 2012 10:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No means no
bah means yes
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 10, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
TAMU has women?
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Feb 10, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
One thing's for sure...
TAMU and Mizzou won’t be adding much to Playboy’s next “Girls of the SEC” issue.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 10, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
Actually
some of those Mizzou girls aren’t too bad.
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
True
…but they’ll be up against ESS EEE SEE NEKKIDNESS PAWWWWL
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 10, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
Larry Eustachy and his corn-fed house-party victims on line one.
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Lies.
Missouri is full of beautiful southern belles who wear only sundressepppppftcchhhahahahahahaha OK I can’t do this.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 10, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
Sheah right.
More like sweatpants with words on the ass and greasy t-shirts.
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Ugg boot.
So much Ugg boot.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 10, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
/everyone on campus with uggs and leggings.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
(allegedly) actual occurrence via third-party:
Girl standing outside UGLi on phone:
“You can’t see me? I’m the one in the Uggs wearing a North Face jacket”
/thatsthejoke.jpg
was she trolling whoever was on the phone?
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
Missouri probably has an SEC-level of morbidly obese % of population
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Mizzou has some talent. You just gotta catch them before the meth does
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
I think they are supposed to flop back and knock chasing predators unconscious.*
*If this were actually true it would be the most awesome self defense ever.
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
by Eggplant Wizard on Feb 10, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
Big East welcomes its new Mempian overlords
West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.
by Kid Tenderloin on Feb 10, 2012 10:26 AM EST reply actions
KBS question for blanx et. al.
This may be a really dumb question…but: I am considering making the drive from Chicago to Grand Rapids on the 15th of March to acquire KBS. I’m going to be able to buy like a case at their shop, right? My beer store here isn’t getting any and I’ll make the drive if I have to, just to secure that sweet nectar.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 10:27 AM EST reply actions
Getting a case will be difficult, I'd think.
I always wind up with 4 or so, through my network of drunks, so I’ve never made the trek to get it on the 15th.
Hell, call the brewery- they’re nice people.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I was planning on it, just figured I'd ask here first.
I’ve got vacation time to burn so I figured, why not drive 2.5 hours for beer, can’t think of a better use of time.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
Seems reasonable to me.
MAKE SURE TO STOP AT THE LIVERY IN BENTON HARBOR ON THE WAY.
This is not optional.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
what is the livery?
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
Like so.
I have a couple of cases in that area, and never miss the place when I am there. I’d live there, if I could.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
i'll be sure to check it out, thanks.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
It's right off of 94
as you drive this way.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
What is it about my Twitter account that screams "ALL THE PORN BOTS FOLLOW ME!"
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
ive been getting em bad lately too
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
You mean those hot girls that followed me don't find me witty and attractive?
I thought they were into me just like strippers and waitresses are.
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 10, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
The fact that it's a Twitter account?
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 10, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
I don't have these issues unless i bring up specific words
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 10, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
So what you're saying is I shouldn't keep tweeting abou the porn bots?
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
protected tweets?
what are you trying to hide?
/oh that’s right
//everything
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 10, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
protected accounts don't get them nearly as much.
I forgot they were a thing for a few months, they’re slowly catching on though.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
you also want to have sex in the moon?
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
Here is the latest one:
I need a guy who can fuck me after work MONDAY through FRIDAY. Please be disease free and happy ! please follow me.
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
have not seen this one.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
The best was the one that said "I get on my knees, but not to pray"
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
nah, i gotta go with the newtonian
in the moon sex girl.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
Happy after work?
Sounds like a tall order.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
OH GOD
Kevin Youkilis is marrying Tom Brady’s sister. the mayans were right.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 10:35 AM EST reply actions
GRITTIEST FACKIN WEDDING EVAH
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 10, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions 8 recs
NAWT FAH LONG!
I HAHD WELKAH WAS SEEIN’ PADROIA’S SISTAH!
by Nick's Hat Band on Feb 10, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
AND WE STILL AH WAYTIN TO SEE IF GRAWNK
GETS NAYKED WITH THAT HAWT POHN STAH
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
Oh god, it's like listening to NESN at 3:30 in the afternoon.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 11:14 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
/ears fall off, eyes melt
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 10, 2012 11:32 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
This thread is too weird for 11:30 AM
Usually it’s not until late night when things get that strange here
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 10, 2012 11:33 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
She's 40, he's not but he damn sure looks it
what are the chances their babies come out 10 years old?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
The kid will clearly walk out of the womb.
/anyone?
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 10, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
REAL MEN FACKIN SWING AT THE BAHL TAHWMIE
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who says they are having kids?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 10, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
the kid or the guy?
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
THAT GREEK GAWD MAH-REE-IN TAMMY B'S SISTAH.
YOU GAWTTA BE KIDDING ME. THEIRAH OFFSPRING WILL BE FACKIN’ KINGS KID!
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 10, 2012 10:48 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
What happens to Wf'vVs 20M when the conference explodes in a year or two?
Do they just pay it out this year to all member schools or…what happens?
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 10:52 AM EST reply actions
New Jersey.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure how this will happen
… but the money will end up in Providence.
Shhhhh, you've found the plan too early.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 11:03 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Amazon is a foul temptress.
Game of Thrones Season 1 on blu-ray on sale for $45. Buy now or wait for it to come out as an entire series set? HBO does really love to keep their series sets super expensive….
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I'm pretty sure Amazon owns half of my soul and Google owns the other half.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
Did you not read the terms and conditions before you clicked 'I Agree'?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
Just casual Friday at my office.
I’m not allowed to wear my tiger stripe Bengals sweats to work.
So I do not have my creepiest pants on.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Feb 10, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
Does West Virginia have to make RichRod pay their settlement?
It only makes sense
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog
OK, I'm officially confused
AV Club manages to do two pages on “Crushes on fictional characters” and NOT ONE person manages to mention Winnie Cooper?
What is this world coming to?
Free at last!
Winnie Cooper taught me the meaning of both love and heartache
Long before I experienced either firsthand
by ItsComplicated on Feb 10, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
I fully agree with the first picture that comes up, though.
As has been well-documented on this site.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 10, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
its because AV Club sucks.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
No Winnie Cooper
but Dr. Ellie Sattler makes the cut? I mean, hurray Dr. Sattler, but… WUT.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
This seems appropriate, again
/why yes, she is a math nerd, too
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Feb 10, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Please miss, I still don't think I'm understanding LaPlace transforms.
Can you go througn that explanation once more?
BTW and Green
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
Pam from The Office, please
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Lindsay Weir from Freaks and Geeks
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
YAIS
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions
Oh god yes
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 10, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Holy shit really?
I just assumed by the title that she would be the kicking off point.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
What about Wanda from Doogie Howser?
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Mine, too.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
No Dana Scully either.
AV Club I am disappoint.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 10, 2012 12:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Is it just me...
or do you see those commercials for the stair lifts and the “Yodely guy” music from Cliff Hangers starts going through your head?
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Feb 10, 2012 11:25 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
I just think of Gremlins.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 10, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Is their any chance at all that they can fall off the edge as well?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My grandma had one of those.
She also watched Price is Right every day. Sometimes when I was staying at her house, Cliffhangers would come on, and I would make fun of her. Then she would cuff me across the head.
by Salt on Feb 10, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Also, George Lucas has gone completely insane
The controversy over who shot first, Greedo or Han Solo, in Episode IV, what I did was try to clean up the confusion, but obviously it upset people because they wanted Solo to be a cold-blooded killer, but he actually isn’t. It had been done in all close-ups and it was confusing about who did what to whom. I put a little wider shot in there that made it clear that Greedo is the one who shot first, but everyone wanted to think that Han shot first, because they wanted to think that he actually just gunned him down.
Free at last!
George Lucas made terrible prequels
But damn is he the pinnacle of trolling
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 10, 2012 11:40 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
Saw that this morning. Utter crap.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
This leads to the question
of how the fuck did Greedo miss at 1 meter?
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 10, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
But Greedo shot first!
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
/BooThisMan.gif
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Posit that Han shot first. Is he a cold-blooded killer?
I’m not up on all the space-lawyerin, but I’m betting that when a bounty hunter has a gun on you, you’re pretty much allowed to defend yourself.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 10, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
I'm just an earth man. Your space technologies and customs frighten and confuse me.
But it seems to me that if one of these horrifying green monsters points a blaster at you, you can defend yourself.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 10, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And you are entitled to
No less than 5 million Empire credits in compensatory damages, and 3 million punitive, to pay Jabba off with.
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 10, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Han is no "cold blooded killer", he just is a smuggler for the Galactic Mob and flys around in a spaceship with weapons that can bring down WW2 fighter planes/er TIE Fighters.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Jeebus, what is up with the double posts today?!?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
With a blaster, no less?
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
A blaster is a clumsy weapon.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 10, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I hear it's pretty random, as well
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at your side.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 10, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
Hokey religions and ancient weapons
LOL Han, there were hundreds, nay thousands of Jedi just 20 years ago, when you were a teenager.
(fucking prequels!!)
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know, man,
Obi Wan Kenobi is at least 59 or 60 years old, the last of his order, and “must be dead by now.” That seems about right.
…/facepalm
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Clearly he didn't spend enough time bullseye-ing womp rats back home.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
THIS!
Greedo has aim worse than any stormtrooper, if he can’t hit a guy sitting ACROSS THE FUCKING TABLE FROM HIM!!!
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
His eyes are too far apart - he is clearly a prey animal and has no depth perception
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
He clearly has the aim of a man wearing a rubber mask with eyeholes offset by 140 degrees.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
he was better than Bossk, apparently.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe Greedo was a Vogon?
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Flagged
Han is a more interesting character, and more consistent with being a smuggler (i.e. a constant law-breaker), if he shoots first. Also, everyone who saw the original movie thought Han shot first! Why the heck do you think everyone is angry, Mr. Lucas?
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
Because Lucas has no fucking clue as to character, dialogue, etc.
/has Luke scream while falling in Cloud City
//well, maybe he just slipped while trying to go to the dark side?
Free at last!
Of course everyone thinks Han shot first
Because as I recall, in the very original, I don’t think Greedo gets off a shot AT ALL. Or maybe that’s just a result of the full-screen version I grew up watching and maybe he DID actually shoot in the widescreen and I just never knew it because I never was able to watch that.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 10, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
I think he shoots but it's like a reflex as he's dying.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
I just remember Han doesn't budge in the original
And therefore it is obvious he had zero free of Greedo. Which, of course, means he shot first with intent to kill.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 10, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
Of course Han shot first....
Greedo went for his weapon, but Han beat him on the trigger.
You guys never watch Westerns from the 50s and 60s?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
They've actually done a study on this.
A voluntary act of going first for your gun will be beaten by the reflex action of going for your gun second. The reflex guy’s shot will be less accurate however.
by DavidInOpelika on Feb 10, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, I've heard that the first one or two shots in most six-gun duels
ended up in the dirt between the opponents.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
I love the end of 7 Men from Now when Randolph Scott shoots before Lee Marvin moves.
No pretense of self defense, just two men doing what is necessary over an indivisible object. One had to die.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GENE AND TEX AND ROY AND REX, THE DURANGO KID
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by jonfmorse on Feb 10, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fairly obscure Statler Brother's rec
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
...obscure?
If I even see the words “Randolph Scott” that song is wedged in my brain until it gets chased.
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I still find it funny that was released in 1987.
And then look at the TV compared to then and now.
/is 28
//my lawn, y’all are on it
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 10, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Eh?
That song’s from 1974.
Randolph Scott died in ’87, though.
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I'm off my game.
getting dates mixed up again.
I’ll go back to doing work now.
/shuffles feet
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 10, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
I usually associate the Statlers with Flowers on the Wall, Mary Lou, and a ton of gospel.
And their variety show. I wish I could find their version of Beautiful Star of Bethlehem from the Christmas Special.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
"If you're going to shoot, shoot."
“Don’ talk.”
/tuco rules
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Also acceptable:
“Whoever double crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing of Tuco.”
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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Wow, I just realized I somehow said "free" when I meant "fear."
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 10, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
NEWSPEAK! rec'd
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
irony
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"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs
Would rec multiple times if I could....
Oh, jc001, where are you?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Spider AF = bird-eating spiders.
:(
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 10, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
George Lucas trolls hard in the paint
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 10, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
I think the AV Club guy got it right.
Lucas probably didn’t intend Han to be a badass, coldblooded bastard at the beginning. The problem is, George, the whole POINT OF ART is that the audience is right. If the audience finds something in the art that wasn’t intended, it doesn’t mean it isn’t there.
Also revealing:
All art is technology and it improves every year.
God dammit George.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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Someone needs to strap his ass in Plato's cave and show him
Cave of Forgotten Dreams on loop until it clicks in.
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George Lucas is trying to ruin my childhood.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
George Lucas is continuing to dry-hump the vestiges of mine.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 10, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
It's to the point where I can't even really enjoy the original 3 movies,
knowing what’s been done.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I'm finally intellectually comfortable that ESB is the only really good movie amongst them.
The other 2 were childhood-defining, but so were Transformers cartoons.
Free at last!
The "Han shot first" thing was the worst fuckup
I actually liked the tweaks made ESB, the redone scene between Vader and the Emperor makes MUCH more sense, now that we know more of the whole story.
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
That was added for the 1997 version, right?
Because, as sad as this is, I have absolutely no memory of any of the previous versions. Since, before the Special Editions, pretty sure I’d seen them maybe twice each on cable.
However, the bit in the cave at the beginning seems like it would have been much better if they never added in those shots of the monster thing.
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What is thy bidding my master?
It’s a disaster, Skywalker we’re after.
What if he could be turned to the darkside?
YES! He’d be a powerful ally, another dark Jedi,
He will join us or die.
We got deathstar We got deathstar . . . .
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
by Tuco on Feb 10, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
made me think of this....
Cruisin’ Mos Espa in my Delorian,
War’s over I’m a peacetime Mandalorian.
My story has stumped star wars historians
Deep in debate buffet plate at Bennigans.
Rhyme renegade sure to penetrate
First and second defense I won’t hesitate.
Got a job to do Darth’s the guy that delegates.
Got something against Skywalker someone he really hates.
I don’t give a fuck. I’m after Solo
For all I care he could be hiding at Yoda’s dojo.
Gotta make the money, credit’s no good
When the Jawas run the shop in your neighborhood.
Think you can cook? I got a grappling hook.
Let’s make this quick coz I’m really booked.
I’m a devious degenerate, defender of the devil,
Shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level.
My backpack’s got jets. I’m Boba the Fett.
I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt to finance my ‘Vette.
I chill in deep space, a mask is over my face.
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Coz my time I don’t like to waste. Get down.
I’m a question wrapped inside an enigma,
Get inside the Slave One, find your homing signal,
From Endor to Hoth, Ripley to Spock,
I’ll find what you want, but there’s gonna be a cost.
Say my name is Boba Fett. I know my shit is tight.
Start not acting right, you’re frozen in carbonite.
Got telescopic sight, flame throwers on my wrist.
You still don’t get the jist? Spiked boots are made to kick,
Targets are made to hit. You think I give a shit?
Your mama is a bitch! I’ll see you in the Sarlaac pit.
You just flipped my switch, integrity been dissed.
You scratchin on my itch. You know I shoot the gift.
Got bambinas at cantinas waitin to lick my lusty lips,
So I’ll let you get back inside you’re little space ship,
Give you a head start, coz I’m the sporting kind.
Consider the starting line the sneaky smile I hide inside.
Hope you have hyper drive, pray to stay alive.
Don’t try to slip me a five coz I never take a bribe,
To the beat of a different drummer, bad ass bounty hunter,
Let no man put asunder or else they be put under,
As in six feet. Got an imperial fleet
Backing me up. Gonna blow up any attempt to defeat.
They got the Death Star, got four payments on my car,
Hand it over to Hammer head at Mos Eisley bar.
He used to carjack, now he’s a barback
Just goes to show how you can get back on the right track.
As for me that’s not an option, can’t say that with more clarity.
Me going legit would be like Jar Jar in speech therapy.
My backpack’s got jets. I’m Boba the Fett.
I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt to finance my ‘Vette.
I chill in deep space, a mask is over my face.
I deliver the prize but I still narrow my eyes
Coz my time I don’t like to waste. Get down.
Slice you open like a tauntaun, faster than the Autobahn,
Or a motorbike in Tron, do the deed and then I’m gone.
Jaba has a hissyfit, contact Calrissian,
Over a Colt, the plan unfolds, no politic is legit.
Back in the day when I was a slave
Living life in the fast lane like in a pod race,
My mean streak tweaked I became a basket case
So this space ace split that place poste haste.
Took up a noble cause called the Clone Wars
Coz life’s not all about girls and cars,
Getting fucked up in fucked up bars,
See I’m not a retard or gay like DeBarge.
I’m large and in charge with a face so scarred,
A cold black heart that’s been torn apart.
The Sith wish that they had a dick so hard
Coz it’s long, long ago in a pussy far, far.
Call me “master,” coz I’m faster than Pryor on fire
I no longer have to hot wire.
I’m a hunter for hire with no plans to retire,
And all the sucka MC’s can call me “Sire”!
My backpack’s got jets. I’m Boba the Fett.
I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt to finance my ’Vette.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
So my my, this here Anakin guy,
maybe later he’ll be Vader but now he’s just a small fry,
And he’s leaving home, kissing momma goodbye,
singing “soon I’m gonna be a Jedi”.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 10, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
at teh work, NFF.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
The SWG animated version of the Great Wall of MC Chris.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 10, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
I'll rec it sight unseen then.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
I can't find copies before they were "remastered"
and by “remastered” I mean “fucked up royally”.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 10, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
My wedding video was the first to go through the VHS-->DVD conversion
but these should be next.
Free at last!
Bullshit
In part because killing someone who has a gun aimed at you doesn’t make you a coldblooded killer. It just makes you a badass (see also: Givens, Raylan).
by Mango Stasi on Feb 10, 2012 12:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Bullshit
In part because killing someone who has a gun aimed at you doesn’t make you a coldblooded killer. It just makes you a badass (see also: Givens, Raylan).
by Mango Stasi on Feb 10, 2012 12:10 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Bullshit
In part because killing someone who has a gun aimed at you doesn’t make you a coldblooded killer. It just makes you a badass (see also: Givens, Raylan).
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Today is sorta the day the music died
But more so March 9th when it went viral. But regardless, it’s the one year anniversary that a certain YouTube video was posted for the first time
Twitter: RyanMcD29
by RyanMcD29 on Feb 10, 2012 11:42 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Somebody please post this!
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Can't find it. Did find this one though.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 10, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Friar-Day Friar-Day
Gotta Kneel down on Friar-Day
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Can you imagine that one with audio?
That’s suicide-fuel right thar
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Fry-dey!
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
There is too much saturated fat in that car
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
In crucial news from the WHOLE REST OF THE INTERNET:
SI Swimsuit Issue.
Alex Morgan.
Bodypaint.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 10, 2012 11:45 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
My Attention
you haz it
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
I thought that was Hope Solo?
Huh.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
No, this is Hope Solo
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 10, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
And where might Hope Solo's breasts happen to be?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Here?
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
They're staring me straight in the eyes.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 10, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
Don't look away! And don't show fear.....
They’ll attack you if you do.
/looks aside and shakes
//heaven!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
why hello there
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 10, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
So..
Guess they all look the same?
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by jokastrength on Feb 10, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
That was odd.
I refreshed, and this subthread disappeared, as though the Alex pic had been nuked. Refresh again, and it’s back.
Free at last!
Anyone else notice that photo has "fuck yeah alex morgan" layered onto it?
Here’s a pic of Ms. Morgan in bodypaint from SI:
No apologies for the size.
Velocitas eradico
I've seen a lot of shoops in my day.
but frankly, I don’t care.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 10, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
Shoops?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Feb 10, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
?
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Feb 10, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
Meaux Isom
makes all other commentariat soccer chicks seem homely
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Feb 10, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
Meaux Isom you say?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Feb 10, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
aww c'mon boss/dad was heading my way!
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the wife and kids" - Homer J. Simpson
by Gov. William J. Le Petomane on Feb 10, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
Imma need a few minutes....
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Tawk amongst yourselves... I'll give you a topic...
The Prince of Tides involved neither a prince, nor tides: discuss.
Free at last!
But it did have a Tiger....
and mention of the SC Lowcountry. Tides are implyed.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE
EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM
/runs off to the store to buy more fucks to give
//worldwide fuck famine in wake of this announcement
by Mango Stasi on Feb 10, 2012 12:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I AM LOOKING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE...
at the last day of a 3 day conference in a city I don’t like being in.
Was going to stick around for Bulls vs. Bobcats tonight but I just set a date back home with this hot little number:
QUE BONITA!
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Feb 10, 2012 11:58 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
"This was broken by Brett McMurphy" O RLY?
Methinks you credit Brett overmuchly. If you read McMurphy’s article, he repeatedly credits the Charleston (WV) Daily Mail as his source.
Also, this from The Smoking Musket, posted at 10:06 last night:
Go back to Providence and tell them there that West Virginia University’s daughters and her sons are yours no more.
Tell them WVU is free! Montani Semper Liberi!!!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
/Texas claims prima nocte
//is horrified
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 10, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sometimes, it's not good to be the king
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 10, 2012 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
You'd be missing out....
But then again, I doubt if you’d have a real chance with WVU girls.
Picture quality isn’t that good, ‘cause I’m behind the firewwall and can’t get to the good sites.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
Whatever...
looks like a bunch of 5’s to me.
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by jokastrength on Feb 10, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
Never had a 10.
But one night I had five 2’s.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 10, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
So, Bulldog, still having flashback nightmares of #5 and #10 running your asses over?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
...
Man I was at that game.
stupid fake punt.
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by jokastrength on Feb 10, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
WRONG.
“running over” would imply someone was close enough to touch them
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
by jadams4148 on Feb 10, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I stand corrected....
Neither Slaton not White were touched much.
- Owen Schmitt, on the other hand, did bash quite a few GA linebackers during the game
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Auto-format fuck-up
That should have said #35 Owen Schmitt, just like I typed it.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, we lost.
But if West f’n Virginia had either punted OR if Georgia had a single player that bothered to watch the punter, our offense was about to take the field with a chance to tie it and send it to overtime. 28-0 was shocking, but it’s not like the game was the ass-kicking that it’s become in popular lore. It certainly wasn’t 70-33…
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 10, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
I've never said the game was an ass-kicking...
Just the first half.
The 2008 Fiesta was, however, an ass-kicking, and the 2012 Orange was just a stone-cold murder.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
If y'all had more points than us, you would have won the game, too.
West Virginia fans hate everybody. They remember every snub and joke and bit of snark. And they never forgive, and they never, ever forget. In other words, they're a lot like West Virginians in general.
by Kid Tenderloin on Feb 10, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
Willie Martinez: "Sure, now he tells me."
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 10, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
/golfclap
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Of course he wouldn't have a shot with them.
He’s not kin.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 10, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
Hush Cornhusker, you're not a conference mate...
and as such I feel no compulsion to accept your obvious ignorant stereotyping as good-natured bonhomie among rivals.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
..
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
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by jokastrength on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Son, I've been to northwestern Georgia....
Are you sure you want to continue this line of argument?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
Murray Co. vs the State of West Virginia.
yeah, we both should walk away.
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by jokastrength on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
I'll drink to that....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
Maine says, "What's up?"
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I see what the problem is...
That isn’t a “10” on the left… it’s a “/o.” They meant to turn off the italics but hit “o” instead of “i.”
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 10, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
Hush, Illini...
Your school doesn’t really play football.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
We exist merely to keep Indiana from getting too uppity.
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 10, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
And do a decent job at it....
Try not to overreach.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Pull the other one.
At least a quarter of the girls at WVU are from New Jersey, and come to Morgantown pre-infected.
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All contract clauses are negotiable....
However, I can see this happening:
Judge: Big East, WVU charges that you did nothing to protect the interests of the football members of your conference.
Big East: Not so, Your Honor, we’ve added the finest schools available to the league.
Judge: Your response WVU?
WVU: Your Honor, the Big East did not try to add anyone until well after Pitt, Syracuse, and WVU announced our intentions to leave. To show you what the conference office thinks about the football program I submit to you their latest addition, the University of Memphis.
Judge: Big East, settle!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
Most people wait for the ink to dry on a contract before breaking it
WVU waited what, a week after signing the Big East pact before jumping to the Big 12?
What concern is it of yours, Hokie?
No, seriously, y’all bolted the BE, what’s so fucking hypocritical about us doing the same?
Except maybe, you landed in the ACC and we landed in a much nicer place.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
/checks watch
Hokie’s about due to jump conferences again anyway. They’ve been in one place for seven whole years. Unseemly.
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Virginia Tech had openly sought ACC membership for 50 years.
WVU sought Big 12 membership for… 15 minutes or so. After signing a contract to stay in one place, then being rejected by both of the places it actually wanted to be.
I don’t begrudge WVU their jump to the Big Texas Conference, but to pretend it’s anything other than a desperate money/survival grab is hysterical.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
It's hilarious that WVU signs a loyalty pledge and then an hour later bolts
Also hilarious that WVU sued RichRod for breaking a contract then turns around and breaks a contract. Sorry that you can’t see it. And sure, the Big 12 is nicer, which is why WVU tried for the ACC and SEC first and was shot down. Stick with that thought though.
Big deal.
Where’s your opprobrium for A&M? Missouri? Syracuse and Pitt? Boise State and TCU?
I realize they’re your rival and all (even though you don’t play them), but pretending they’re behaving any differently than anyone else at this stage of the alignment game is just bad trolling.
(And WVU never tried for the ACC, according to every report I have read. SEC, yes, ACC, no. You can spin that to “they knew better, indignant sniff” if it makes you feel better.)
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by jonfmorse on Feb 10, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/steps on soapbox
The University of Texas at Austin takes great pride in the fact that we are not money-grubbing whores.
We are money-grubbing pimps.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 10, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Pimpin' Ain't Easy
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
but someones gotta do it
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 10, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Is pimping easy?
Hell yeah!
Some how, that is correct!.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Well done.
Now give me my cut and get your ass back in the mines.
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The leopard-skin does compliment the burnt orange nicely!
Electric dog-polisher, that was a good one. Gasoline-powered turtleneck sweater. Then, of course, I bought some dumb stuff too....
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 10, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
WVU would have tried for the ACC
But I don’t think that Luck would have been able to get through a phone conversation without an ACC representative laughing and hanging up.
The academic gulf made it an obvious non-starter from the get go
the funny thing is that they would bring down FSU and Clemson
which is the whole reason it was a non-starter
WVU would have brought moonshine, though...
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Needed
That way you don’t care what they look like.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 10, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Again: WVU is full of coeds from New Jersey.
Wash.
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snookie gets hillbillified?
/shudders
//pukes
///curls up with blanket
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
What, are we using that hack publication as a rating again?
As an undergrad geology major at WfnVU, I had PhDs in every class except English 101. My non-major history, math, physics, etc. courses were mostly taught by doctorates.
You can take your research universities where the PhDs are too busy publishing or working for grant money to teach and stuff ‘em. That’s not what universities are for.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
They didn't?
https://twitter.com/#%21/McMurphyCBS/status/116175835815350272
I’ve bagged on those other schools plenty. Most of those places admit to shamelessness.
Really, you need to put all this blame squarely where it belongs.
On Nebraska.
/yswidt
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No, Arizona and Arizona State.
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Really, it's South Carolina's fault
for bitching out of the ACC in the first place.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Uh-uh, it's Texas Tech's fault for leaving the Border Conference.
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Sorry, we cannot accept that answer.
Downgrading to non-scholarship athletics is a completely different thing.
Now, if you had said “Michigan State”, I’d have given you a slow clap.
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Hey! We're the ones that made the Big Ten actually have TEN in the first damn place!
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Feb 10, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
And what did you have to sacrifice to do it, hmm?
You forever condemned the OLDEST CONFERENCE IN THE NATION to irrelevance and the quagmire of non-scholarship athletics.
SHAME. SHAAAAAAME.
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You misspelled "Missouri"
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 10, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
/takes bait
//mdwm
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
i know i am late to the party
But I just want you to know, that after VT jumps ship from the burning hulk that the ACC will be in 2 years, every time I see a post from you, both of you, I will reply with this sanctimonious horsesh!t you just wrote.
We can't have racoons in the Christmas thing, they'll hunt the kids for sport.
Also, he's a lawyer, and thus has no morals anyway.
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Hey now, some of us lawyers have morals.
Of course, we’re not the good lawyers.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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Or ones I would want to use in cases of criminal defense.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
I got a case tossed today and "Public Enemy #1" was the first song I heard on the radio
Felt appropriate.
...then you make a roux?
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
In America...
…first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 10, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
Rules for Criminal defense.
1) Get the money up front.
2) Get the money up front.
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Mor-al?
Whuzzat?
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Pandora just tried to play Drake
I set a new world record in “Fastest to hit thumbs down.”
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
Nah. Someone else is bound to have that
when Pandora tried to play Nickelback for them
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
ESS EE CEE THUMBS DOWWWWN SPEED PAWWWWWL
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 10, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
there should be a "thumbs up" "thumbs down" and "fuck drake" button
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"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So the girl I've been on a few dates with recently wants to go ice skating.
I can’t ice skate for shit and she knows this, but she still wants to go. Will my feeble attempts be considered cute and endearing, or merely pathetic?
For the record she claims that she will probably be “just as bad as me,” though I see no possible way this could be true.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Depends, are you Hugh Grant in a romantic comedy?
Passing? Who needs passing?
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rec'd
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"Always the corn, never the hole"
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
rec-a-thon
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
That guy makes girls think weakness and akwardness is cool
So it only matters if she wants a Hugh Grant. You better pray she’s not a Tom Sellick type of broad, or you’s in trouble…
The chicken is involved but the pig is committed
by maddraven1716 on Feb 10, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
use it as a chance to fall and "accidentally" use her as support
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by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 10, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
And then pull her down on top of you.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
I will not need to "accidently" fall
trust me on that.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
use it as a chance to fall and "accidentally" use her breasts as support
/fixed
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Too anime
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
What if its a Ken Akamatsu anime?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
If you're much bigger than her, this may not be such a good idea
Since, if you’re having trouble ice skating, you will probably mess up the fake fall, too, and make her fall for real.
by Synaesthesia on Feb 10, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
I'd take a lesson there from Groundhog Day.
The fall can work great if it happens at least half-naturally. Try to pre-plan it, however, and it’s just going to get awkward.
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Go. She will love you for it.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
/towels argument
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
/eats towel
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
//asks to borrow towel due to head-on collision with water buffalo
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 10, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I'll have a steak sandwich
and a steak sandwich
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Just put it on the Underhill's tab.
But the Underhills are left, sir.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
He'll be back.
Just went out for his urinalysis.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 10, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
John Cock-tost-ton
Scotch/Romanian.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Improper foundation.
/puzzled looks
//crickets
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 10, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
What are floodwalls in New Orleans, Alex?
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
What are Hatian buildings?
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by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
I'm missing an I in there.
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by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
Thought you were channeling "Clueless".
Whatever works.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
young Alicia Silverstone FTW.
What the hell happened to her?
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by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
Stacey Dash owned, and owns.
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ooooh, yes. she's still great...even at like 45.
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by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
Veganism.
Seriously. Makes it harder to look good.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
ugh, even if she looked the same, i'd pass on principle alone.
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by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
Meh. Like most other things,
I don’t let other people’s believes bother me much. As long as I’m not being castigated for having a differing set of beliefs, it’s all happy fun time live and let live. Give me shit because I eat a rare hamburger, though, and we gonna have a chat.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
More secondhand veggies for me!
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I don't think being a vegan is possible in Alabama
All veggies cooked in meat unless otherwise noted.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
by Tuco on Feb 10, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Except the tomatoes.
DON’T COOK THE DAMNED TOMATOS!
/per Mr. Grizzard
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 10, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
The fuck you say?
Tomato pie DEFINES scrumptious.
SCRUMP.
TIOUS.
/propstoLewisGthough
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
I mean as a side dish.
You cook tomatoes. You don’t cook green beans. Tomatoes IN something is okay. The only exception to this rule is in kabobs/grilling.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 10, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
Exception!
cooking green beans in a little bacon grease.
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, I got it backwards. He was complaining about places that do what I said.
You don’t cook tomatoes. You cook green beans. Now the exception makes sense, allowing for the grilling of tomatoes.
by SEC Supremacist on Feb 10, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
obviously
you never cut a big slice of beefsteak tomato, brushed it with olive oil and seasoned it with fresh ground salt and pepper and grilled it for 1 minute on each side.
now I’m hungry
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
I eat tomatoes like apples.
add a dash of tony’s on every bite
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 10, 2012 3:21 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I've just never met a vegan who wasn't militant about it.
NO YOU CAN’T EAT A STEAK IN THE SAME AREA CODE AS ME, I’M VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAN.
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by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
Dilbert nails the issue
If I’m eating with people like this, or one is sitting at the next table, I will change my order to a rare filet if available, JUST to piss them off…
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Feb 10, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
or like so
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
CS,B time
My best friend, similarly an asshole just like yours truly, loves goring shitty people’s ox for giggles. His wife’s best friend, now a militant vegan, was ruining an otherwise nice dinner because the menu at the restaurant in Princeton was insufficiently vegan.
He ordered a veal chop. She left the restaurant. He, at least, was happy.
Velocitas eradico
Did he say something like
“Mmmm, dead baby sheep” when he ordered?
‘cause I’d have applauded.
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Isn't veal a dead baby cow?
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Forget it, he's rolling
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
by jadams4148 on Feb 10, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Animal House autorec
Needz moar green…
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
LEAVE ME ALONE DAMN YOU
/goes back to sleep
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No worries.
Last time I ordered veal, I actually said “I’ll have the succulent baby cow meat please”….just wanted to make sure I got it right.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
I have no idea how this never occurred to me until now,
but what, exactly, do you think would happen if someone got Krishna Lunch at UF and, right when they got their plate, pulled out a can of chicken salad or something and dumped it right on there? Would there be murder, or just lots and lots of tambourine shaking?
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I never once ate the Krishna lunch at FSU.
I was always afraid it was going to taste like the pig slop it looked like. Is it any good?
Never pegged you for an Aggie
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
LOLWUT
I went to K-State. Formerly named “Kansas State Agriculture College”.
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I think he was referring to your sheep affinity.
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by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
Eh.
I’m all about the alpacas.
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Complete misunderstanding....
I read
/goes back to sleep
as
/goes back to sheep
I guess I had sheep on the brain from your previous comment.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
Because it’s inhumane to raise THOSE animals that way, you see. PLEASE TO IGNORE THE ENORMOUS 50,000 COW FARMS WITH NO GRASS OR ROOM IN THE CENTRAL VALLEY
Maybe I'll open a foie gras farm here
I mean we’re taking the North’s car production, might as well take the West’s farming. A friend, for a (nice) party, ordered a whole foie gras from Hudson Valley FG. It was amazing. Hopefully New York won’t get any weird ideas from CA.
That sounds so stupid I'm surprised Mayor Bloomberg hasn't tried it.
/spiderysomethingorother
They’ll take my Hudson Valley foie gras from my cold, dead hands.
Velocitas eradico
Pretty sure Daley beat everyone to the punch on that one.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
anybody else
thinking of Joe Pantoliano in the Matrix?
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
I have a CSB too
My sister had a sociology class in college that had a number of vegans/environmentalists. One day she took a burger to class with her for lunch. One of the students asked her how she thought the cow felt about being her lunch. Her reply- “probably the same as the cow that was turned into your leather belt felt. That’s Eddie Bauer, it’s real leather.”
Her shallowness pays off on occasion
I have a CSB too.
I had a friend in college who one day announced he was going vegan. He was no longer my friend.
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by Spartan D on Feb 10, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
biggotry rec.
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by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
That's one method
Fortunately all the vegetarians I knew were cool about it- they didn’t give me shit about eating meat, and I wouldn’t be an asshole about what I was eating.
This was just the last step in a descent into weirdness for this dude.
I think he lives in a van in Oregon now
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
I had one work for me
when I ran the seafood restaurant. Other than being flaky, she was fine with it. She wasn’t all PCU about it, just comfortable in her own decisions. We fired her for stealing salad oil and a 20# bag of bay leaf.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Jesus God, what the hell did she need 20 pounds of bay leaf for?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 10, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
how would she.. I don't even
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by dudebrabroman on Feb 10, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
My client is guilty of nothing but possession of a condiment.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 10, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Do they still hang people from the yardarm in the Navy?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 10, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
No, unfortunately.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
lhb, MtnEer doesn't think they hang people from the yardarm anymore.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 10, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know if people get hung from yardarms, in general...
I do know they don’t do that in the Navy anymore.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
Who the hell knows?
She was a flake. I blame the lack of complete proteins in her diet. A common malady in vegans/vegetarians. Should be noted, though, that people in restaurants will steal ANYTHING for nothing even close to a valid reason.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
this.
, that people in restaurants will steal ANYTHING for nothing even close to a valid reason.
caught a high school aged busser chucking frozen ribs over the back fence to pick up after his shift. i asked him if he even knew how to cook them after i canned him.
he didnt.
just said he was going to try em on the grill.
/end CSB
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
She was making pate?
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Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Perhaps, but it has been my experience that this is true more often than it is not
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
Laughing and touching will happen.
I do not see why you are hesitating on this. Just don’t concuss yourself.
In my experience, chicks totally dig unconscious men.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 10, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
Florence Nightingale syndrome.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
Watching BTtF3 on HBO right now.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 10, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
Word!
Had the biggest crush on her; it even lasted after Howard the Duck.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
That's a hell of a crush.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Tell me about it....
Mrs MtnEer had to work hard to help me overcome it.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know.
The sort of girl that takes “Fuck a Duck” literally is probably up for anything.
Free at last!
Try to avoid doing this
http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/17318632874/meanwhile-in-norway-of-the-day-ice-skating-and
At least on the first date.
Ice Necklaces for everyone!
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Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Serious answer-
Go for it. You’ll be seen as “adventuresome”, “willing to try new things”, “not afraid to show your vulnerabilities”, etc.
Whether or not those things are true, I don’t know you well enough to say, but you’ll get the credit for being that way.
My loyal heart avows no other.
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I'll second this,
although I’ll admit this is based pretty much solely on the fact that it worked for Rocky.
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Just practice falling over untouched a lot, so you know how to avoid break your wrists, tailbone, etc.
If the neighbors ask you what you’re doing, tell them you’re trying to become a Duke basketball player.
by Synaesthesia on Feb 10, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Underwater doggie!
From a guy named Seth Casteel. He has a whole series of these.
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First thing I thought of:
by Broncanous Mendenhall on Feb 10, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Is that bacon flavored?
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 10, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
ha!
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
photoshop in Nevermind Baby..
really changes the photo.
Donate to my Movember-- I poorly grow, so support my Mo'.
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My God, Its Full of Stars.............
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Feb 10, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
awesome.
As says in Caucasus, “One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat.”
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
My little brother and I have spent hours making up fake Russian sayings
They’re almost as good as the real ones
New sig, is.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
i chose a different part for my new un.
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
Understandable.
One step ahead of bear is three step behind the creature with fang-fingers and eye of she-goat- Proverb from the Caucasus.
day-um
“Play the rap with windows down and wave to tax help clown on side of ugly Florida road.”
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
I read this as a rap
It make for good time
by ItsComplicated on Feb 10, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
This has me rolling...
Seattle suffers much. The flannel. Surplus of Finnish-type persons with the moods and drinking. Misty pee-pee rain all time. Garbage and the hipster pigs. Bicycles everywhere! Bicycle is new poverty mule. Should be beaten and sold for parts.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
I would find these funny if they weren't actually pretty uncharacteristic of Mr. Prokhorov
But putting my pedantry aside, the Caucasus saying was quite funny
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 10, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
do not feed the troll
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently the White Sox signed Mitch Mustain.
So.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 10, 2012 2:15 PM EST reply actions
there arent any punters in baseball!
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GTHTSUN
"Bicycle is new poverty mule. " - Spencer Prokhorov
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
How much of his bonus did his mom get?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 10, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
Hopefully go away and leave the coaches alone.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 10, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Hes gotta be better than a certain ex-Notre Dame wide receiver
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 10, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
He's gonna be the 5th starter this year!
FURK
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Good luck with that.
He was “okay” as a reliever, correct? about average?
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
If by "average" you mean "shitty," then you are correct.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot about morons.
Lolololololol.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 10, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
If he makes it to the Baron's I'll show up to support him
In a Houston Nutt mask.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Everywhere. And nowhere.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 10, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
Have any of you gents had bacon infused bourbon before?
I made some yesterday and IT WAS HORRIBLE. Did I do it wrong or is bacon bourbon really just disgusting?
Go gata!
Seems like a waste of bourbon to me.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
That's not bourbon.
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i had it once.
it wasn’t terrible but I would have preferred some woodford and a blt.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 10, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
The Redundant Department of Redundancy is you
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
/that's the joke.gif
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Always heard is as
“The Department of Redundancy Department.”
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
Though I've always thought it would better as
The Department of Redundancy Departments
Redundant Department of Redundancy Departments?
/Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
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1974 Division II National Champions
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 10, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
oh fuck me
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 10, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
and Clemson
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
It's twue! It's twue!
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
by jadams4148 on Feb 10, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
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by jonfmorse on Feb 10, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
and now its sticking. it was interesting when it was just white rain for awhile.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 10, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
I still find it fascinating that the coach at Vanderbilt is one of the most controversial figures in the SEC.
Don’t get me wrong, the garbage after the UGA-Vandy game makes me dislike him, too. But who would have predicted that the entire league would be able to NAME the Vandy coach after his first year, much less have him be a lightning rod.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 10, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
thinks he’s a sissy boy
WfnVU AD Oliver Luck in his playing days
Late ’70s-vintage WVU helmet. Gotta love it!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 4:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Would LOVE to see them in a throwback uniform
The WVU ‘60s-’70s unis were classic.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
i like it, too
there arent many schools that incorporate the state’s shape into the helmet logos anymore.
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GTHTSUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Feb 10, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
We used these for 1973-1974
We brought back similar ones for a game in 2004, where we lost to Ohio University (YAY SCHOLARSHIP REDUCTIONS THANKS HAL MUMME)
Don’t think we’ll be seeing them again anytime soon
Sposed to be SEC
Might want to try that again
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
Question for you
Was the UVa-WVU game ever a regularly scheduled OOC semi-rivalry game? It’s been mentioned before, but I find it odd we don’t play each other more often. (Though I understand the reasons that we don’t, I think)
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
don't know how serious you took it then
but it looks like you played every year from ‘43-’50 and about every other year from ‘72-’85.
Yeah, because your stupid band was a bunch of assholes
That’s why there’ve been no meetings since the Tirebiter Bowl, or whatever it was.
You have no idea the amount of hate that performance generated across the state. Wow.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 10, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
That guy's way top svelte to be Lorenzen
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 10, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
top svelte is also correct
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Feb 10, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
I shoulda used the sarcasm font.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE JOBS
Somebody wanna give me the cliff notes version of whatever prompted 1200 comments?
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Beer.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
And food
and painted women and Star Wars
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
But mostly beer.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
What is this "job" of which you speak?
Is it fun? If it’s fun, I want to try.
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It's not fun.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
Is it fun? Depends on if you think learning that women will clog a toilet 10,000 times more often than men is fun.
#restaurantownerproblems
Seriously, though, y’all ladies are nasty.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Had that conversation the other day.
Reminiscing with some of my old restaurant pals, and someone mentioned how often we had to unclog the ladies room toilets. We thought it was a plumbing issue.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
It's a plumbing issue in the sense that some women think they can flush everything down the toilet
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Apropos of nothing
Our discovery last week that Cheryl is apparently insanely wealthy has done absolutely nothing whatsoever to erode my cartoon crush.
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That happened last season-
The first time we met Babou, the oscelot
My loyal heart avows no other.
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I missed most of last season.
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SOON
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 5:10 PM EST reply actions
NOW
My favorite beer store had the New Belgium rep doing Snow Day samples.
ALL. THE. HAPPY.
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Georgia needs to step it's game up beer-wise if New Belgium is cause for celebration.
"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus" ~ The Oatmeal
Yeah, NB is decent
I wouldn’t get bent out of shape about it.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 10, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
Sweetwater is a good brewery
I don’t know much else about Georgia’s beer scene.
Kentucky’s beer scene is awful.
Sposed to be SEC
Friend based at Fort Knox was back visiting for the first time in years last week
He adores your state
I adore mine as well
I should say, with all the bourbon and a surprisingly awesome wine scene, 2 outta 3 ain’t bad.
Sposed to be SEC
Moon River is OK, but nothing special...
That’s pretty much all that’s from Savannah, not sure what besides Sweetwater comes from Atlanta
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Actual breweries?
Wild Heaven (local only I think) – big fan of a couple of their beers
Red Brick Brewery (formerly Atlanta Brewing Company) – makes a number of beers, no clue if they go out of state
Monday Night Brewing (two beers afaik, but both decent)
and Sweetwater of course
Other than that, we’ve got a couple of decent brewpubs (5 seasons, Wrecking Bar, and Park Tavern come to mind)
We get Wild Heaven in Alabama
I may have had a bad batch, but their Belgian golden ale was way overhopped and overcarbed for my taste.
Georgia's got a few good things, like Terrapin.
But Kentucky’s got Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale, which is my favorite beer on earth.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Feb 13, 2012 8:23 AM EST up reply actions
Snow Day is good
but yeah, there are a hell of a lot of better beers available in the area – and at least a couple are from Atlanta
IT WAS FREE SAMPLES
OF GOOD BEER
BEE-ATCH
If you are adverse to FREE SAMPLES OF GOOD BEER – GOD help you because no one else can.
Again, BEE-ATCH
Free. Samples. Operative words.
BIATCH.,
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
WHERE IS EVERYBODY???
Can this truly be [sob] the OFFSEASON?
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