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Way to step your fandom up.
I’m so proud of the new pup.
by Michael J Pigott on Feb 1, 2012 5:56 PM EST reply actions
That's fine; It's an improvement over UGA
He also eats slippers and pisses the rug…but he also tends to then keel over on the rug. Much worse.
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 1, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Oh yeah?
Well, the jerk store called, and they’re runnin’ outta you!
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 1, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
My wife is in hell. Where I sent her.
She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 1, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
his wife is in a coma
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
by Yail Bloor on Feb 1, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Expected you to chime in with
“this isn’t Missouri. Where’s the FIREWORKS XXX GUNS EXIT NOW?!”
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
See FERGUSON, J., infra.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
Here in South Carolina
I witnessed the Kentucky - Western Kentucky derpfest of '11 and survived to tell the tale
It's the next billboard down the road. out of frame
Pigskin Punditry
Rock M Nation
Follow me on Twitter
"I'm not a believer in predetermined fates, being rewarded for one's efforts. I'm not a believer in karma. The reason why I try to be a good person is because I think it's the right thing to do. If I commit fewer bad acts there will be fewer bad acts, maybe other people will join in committing fewer bad acts, and in time there will be fewer and fewer of them" ~ Daniel Handler (aka Lemony Snicket)
STILL NOT ONE OF US.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Or FOIA requests on cell-phone records
Or tracking airplane flights (though they’d need to fire their coach first to do that).
We've gotten good at tracking flights.
During Expansionpalooza and Paintergate
I'm not having a real good time.
But...we don't do that...
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
no point in oversigning for hoopyball
It’s not like Cal will keep them around for more than a year anyway.
True
also just remembered that time the football team was on probation
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
But it sure was fun
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
They got a coach arrested
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
not even trying?
when was the last time you burned down a rival’s city?
by jschooltiger on Feb 1, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This will go back to being a BUY ONE GET EIGHT FREE FIREWORKS billboard by Friday.
It's a funny name.
And always right next to church/anti-abortion billboards.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 1, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions
Boobie Bungalow
just about made me choke on the sweet tea I was just drinking.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
There used to be a "Booby Trap" on 78 near Jasper
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
by tigertracker on Feb 1, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
proud to make that green
and proud to keep the bell
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty much yes.
Except with more references to abortion, because we’re Papists and all.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Feb 1, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
OH MY GOD I'VE SEEN THIS
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
oh my god, that is brilliant placing
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
Boobs, truck parking, and food specials. How far is this from Atlanta?
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
what could be more special than a nasty ass titty bar buffet?
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
ass-titty
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
but then the titties would float!
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
But they could still bounce right?
They still have inertia…
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
floating titties?
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
by Yail Bloor on Feb 1, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Exit 6, if that's I-75 places it maybe 100 miles away or so?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Did you know that everything in Missouri is written billboard style? It's true!
MISSOURI STATE CONSTITUTION RIGHTS PRIVILEGES CHECKS AND BALANCES XXX ADULT GOVERNANCE SUPERSTORE EXIT NOW!
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
SAINT PIUS XXX ADULT HIGH SCHOOL FIREWORKS EVENING CLASSES OPEN ALL NIGHT
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by jonfmorse on Feb 1, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
What percentage of people actually know what this billboard means?
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
Mizzou trying to catch up quickly with fast-response electronic billboards
Sorry Mizzou, but electronic billboards are like email thank you notes. So easy that it’s clear you didn’t put any effort into it.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 1, 2012 6:57 PM EST reply actions
Part of this may be related to being semi-scattered across three threads.
There’s this one, Miss Clee-Joe, and Signing Day Part 4, which is where most are.
whisky from a salsa jar
new low?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 9:45 PM EST reply actions
Apple Pie from a mason jar?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Why even bother with pouring it into a second container at that point?
Just take it straight from the bottle
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Depends
What kind of whisky?
If Old Crow = new low.
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
grant's
but I have no tumblers.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
I once made a beer and coffee ice cream float.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Coffee Stout Ice cream float?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
No... but that's a good idea.
It was Guinness and ice cream, and it wasn’t horrible.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Guinness and Ice cream wouls work too.
I would like to try a coffee or chocolate stout/porter with it.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Have a Breckenridge Vanilla Porter.
Swear to FSM it tastes like a porter with a scoop.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
That sounds like I want it.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
In related news
I had an IPA the other night that taste like fresh dill. Cannot remember the name. Any ideas, anyone?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
i could do some DILLigent research for you
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/cucumber sells soul to the devil
//devil is dill
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 1, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, please, inform us
I would like to be warned before making a tragic error.
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It was delicious, actually.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Unpossible.
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Not a dill fan?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
The only pickles in my fridge
are bread & butter.
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You poor, poor bastard.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I am perfectly content
to be deprived of that foul weed.
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Only pickles in my fridge
Are not in my fridge.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
I call my fridge the asylum.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
I call my fridge The Charles.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
I call my hitman The Quarles
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
I cal my dog the Wharrgarbles
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't Metallica record a song about that?
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
That version sucked
Hey Hetfield! You don’t need to add syllables to every word.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
GIMME FUE GIMMIE FAH GIMME GALARABABALALA
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
There's a sale!?!?!
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Isn't that the name of a Metallica song?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 1, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Must remember to scroll down from now on
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 1, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Metallica Mariachi cover band
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 1, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Of a song that's about 100 years old
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
yes
although they’re basically just covering thin lizzy
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
Syracuse Orange Nation
Pretty fucking happy with signing day.
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Oh, yeah, well you didn't get a GRONKOWSKI
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We almost had Rob
Whatever. We got Ron Morris and Wayne Morgan.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Who?
/underscores ludicrous nature of signing day in one word
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And yet their total weight, same as any SEC school.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Feb 1, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
They ate the other 12
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Wisconsin has never recruited well on signing day. Combine that with losing 6 assistants and you have the makings of a low number of signees
They focus more on turning big ol’ farm boys into football players than signing the best players
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
BRET BIELMA IS SO BAD
FIRE HIM NAO
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Stop me if you have heard this one:
Ty Willingham. He is experienced and available.
by Counter Trap on Feb 1, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
No he didn't
Barry recruited cast offs and unappreciated in state guys.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
hat was in reference to that whole scandal back in 2000
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 1, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
The shoe thing? That was hilariously stupid.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Deal is, I have a co-worker from Wisconsin. Says we cheat to get recruits, even most of our recruits are from the area..
So I have to troll him all the time.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 1, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
out of whisky, switching to beer
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions
I never thought I'd say this to anyone here
but damn, you’re drinking hard lately, son.
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ain't shit else to do when you finish your comps.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
It so EARLY though
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
as soon as the suicide lights go on, there is no 'too early'
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
they were on at 5:30
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Note: "Suicide Lights" are the Christmas lights strung down Middle Path
They stay illuminated through Spring Break
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
i prefer to let them wonder
see where the imagination takes them.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Why did you change your icon?
When I see that pony thing I assume it’s Nick posting and I just keep on scrolling down. All this change is confusing!
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 1, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
You got a problem with ponies?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly?
and I’m being dead serious here.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
yes?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 1, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently there are people who don't like me.
And they can’t just tell me.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
I don't like you.
I wuv u!
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Awww thanks. I lurve you (and IE) too!
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Huh?
I am so very confused
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 1, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Unpossible!
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Nope, not at all-
especially when you set up second semester senior year to be easy as pie, with just baseball to focus on, basically
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I have nothing to focus on but job searching
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
this past week pushed me over the edge.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
it takes me a couple of months after the holidays to wind my drinking back down
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
it's not so much family for me as it is soul-crushing weight of student loans and eminent unemployment.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
X
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
well
NB: I am totally lying.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, he's full of shit.
It does not get better.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 1, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
also, fair warning
i’ve been talking with the kenyon CDO and if we end up in competition for the same jobs, i will cut you, make sure my interview is before yours, and show them everything you post here.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
orphans are my favorite.
they are so strong!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Career Services Offices
Employing Career Services employees is their goal.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 1, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
I'm also kind of concerned that you said that to me.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure if this has been shared but it cracked me up.
Not really porn per se, but NSFW.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Feb 1, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I thought Wannastache's accent at the end was also very convincing.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Feb 1, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
his finest adult film work was in Golf Course Gay Geek Gangbang
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
Isn't that Saban on the far right?
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Why does he remind me of Marty Mcfly?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 1, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
I think 1984.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
More off than my usual, then. I like to try to pinpoint years.
I do really well when it comes to TV.
by Narrow Right on Feb 1, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
He's a wee little puppet man!
/is also a vampire and lacks a soul
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
yet you're quoting a vampire with a soul describing another vampire with a soul
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
This Star Wars Brisk commercial infuriates me so much.
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Replace "Star Wars Brisk commercial" with any noun
Still a true statement.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Feb 1, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I would also like to take this opportunity to apologize for anything I may have said on Monday night.
my bad, folks.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions
There's no need to apologize. We don't judge.
Not even when you shared the video of you, the llama, and the bucket of axle grease.
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Well, it may have been maple syrup
but I was really, really trying to give him the benefit of the doubt.
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that's one thing I won't apologize for.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
NY is currently playing without a defensemen on the PP
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
My Sports allegiance and my [SPIDERS] allegiance are at conflict
I just checked the Kentucky blogs to read about the signing class today. I knew we got the 4* QB from our own state (top player in the state). So I was pretty pleased with that. But I didn’t know much about him..
He announced that Patrick Towles will wear #14, the same number his grandfather…Oh, cool. Sounds like he must be a really good kid…
Jim Bunning, wore as a Hall of Fame MLB pitcher
//FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUuuuu
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
It happens.
That’s why we must maintain the Great Spider Wall of the Internets right here.
by Counter Trap on Feb 1, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 1, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
I just got spam with the subject line "work from home scams exposed"
…the sender? “work from home”.
I don’t think they grasp the concept.
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Look, who are we to question several million Nigerian princes with laptops and a dream?
by Counter Trap on Feb 1, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Can they choose some different country?
Congo would work.
The e-mails would keep coming, one after the other.
A Congo line, if you will.
by Narrow Right on Feb 1, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Congo?
Bad….gorillas
/waves PowerGlove
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 1, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
WHY ARE YOU EATING MY SEASAME CAKE?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Jerk is on AMC
Be Somebody, y’all. And don’t trust whitey.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 1, 2012 10:09 PM EST reply actions
And the ridiculousness of the NHL shootout contines
NY and Buffalo are tied at 0 after overtime, so both goalies will be credited with a shutout. However, since we no longer have ties, one of them will get a win and other will get a loss.
I repeat, one of these goalies will officially be charged with a loss while also officially giving up zero goals.
Someone explain how that makes sense, at all.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/Donovan McNabb crashes through ceiling
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
Probably because they put this member of NDN in charge of the rules:
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 1, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He was a dunce...what else would you expect, degenerate?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Can I use this opening to state how much I detest college football's OT rules?
Or how batters get a base if they get hit by a pitch in baseball?
by Counter Trap on Feb 1, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
what could you have against HBP?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
JUST RUB SOME DIRT ON IT SON
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AND PATCH IT UP WITH A LITTLE GRIT
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
You have to make an effort to get out of the way.
I’ve seen enough college baseball players lean into a pitch and have the ump go “Ball 1.”
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Hive-ish
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I would never lean into a pitch when I played
But if the ball was coming at me in any location other than the head or groin..I’d just stand there and watch it hit me
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
I would lean into a pitch-
it’s on the umpire to call the rule the way it’s supposed to be called. I wouldn’t lean into the strike zone, but you can throw the front arm out there and catch it with the triceps pretty easily
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Or simply perfect the art
of “trying to get out of the way but failing”.
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The Derek Jeter - Throw your hips backward while sticking your arm out so it looks like you're trying to avoid it
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yeah...thats the thing...if the umps giving it to you you take it
I also come at it from the pitchers perspective to, and it would really piss me off whenever a batter leaned into one that was just slightly inside. I wouldnt care if you stayed still and it hit you, but leaning in seems like it would break an unwritten rule
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
It doesn't break an unwritten rule.
It breaks a written one.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
No, it doesn't.
There is no rule restricting you from leaning into a pitch and allowing it to hit you. None at all.
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Exactly this.
If the ump calls it correctly, it’s just a ball(or strike, if you’re really diving over the plate). If the ump screws up, then I get a base.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/Walks across pitcher's mound on way back to dugout at end of inning
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
/Bunts in 7th inning of a no hitter
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Which inning would that "unwritten rule" take effect?
What if you do it in the top of the fifth?
by Narrow Right on Feb 1, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
/starts fight from dugout
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
/Steals base while up by 12
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
/marvels in sheer wonder at pop up fly home run with the old bats
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I think it's traditionally the 7th.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Top of the first after the second out.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
in my opinion
the game would have to be unquestionably out of hand. So, no later than the 7th and massive lead
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
I saw a 1-0 game where a guy bunted in the 7th to break a no-hitter
With a man on, even, and the commentators crucified him.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I mean, if it were an in division game and they threw at his head everytime he came up to bat for the rest of the season I would be ok with that
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
PLAYOFFS? YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT PLAYOFFS?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
that happened recently in an MLB game.
which is where my disdain for that particular rule comes from
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
I think it may be the game I saw
Past season, right? I can’t remember any more specifics.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I'm just glad football doesn't have the "unwritten rules."
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
It does, it really does
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Does it?
I mean, other than “don’t be a douche, don’t run up the score, don’t celebrate a big play if you’re winning (or losing) by a lot?”
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
"don't be a douche" covers pretty much all the unwritten rules in baseball, too
But how about announcers jumping on guys with the old “Don’t take points off the scoreboard”?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"Twenty minutes or less left in the game and you have a commanding lead...
…don’t throw the ball."
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Don't touch Tom Brady
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
You do that, and you expect the consequences...
you’re gonna wear one, and that’s what you do.
It’s a pretty chickenshit way to go about breaking up a no-hitter that late, though. If you’re going to bunt for the hit, you need to either 1) Be a guy who does it a bunch, or 2) have already tried it earlier in the game.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yeah, that's bullshit.
I’m fine with ranting about someone bunting solely to break up a no-hitter.
I’m even fine with ranting about someone bunting just to get on base late in a no-hitter rather than swinging away. I can get that.
But you got a runner on in a one-run game late and you want to bunt? GO FOR IT. If the defense is incapable of throwing you out, then rant about the shitty defense blowing the no-hitter.
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/Stares at the pitcher while rounding the bases
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
I watch a level
shitload of baseball in a non-official capacity (not that it qualifies me in any meaningful way other than the scientific measure of “a level shitload” would qualify the average goober) and speaking only from the perspective of MLB I’d say less than one in one thousand batters that get hit are ruled to not have made an effort to avoid getting hit.
A rule is a rule… unless it’s never enforced. If an umpire ever tried to enforce that rule on me I would protest vehemently. Like George Brett when they took that homerun away because of too much pine tar. If they ever take a homerun away from me after the fact because of too much pine tar a couple guys aren’t going to be able to hold me back. But if I’m an umpire and a batter ever spits on me like Roberto Alomar did that umpire that time? Hand grenades at close range.
Happened to me
Swung at a pitch that hit me in the thigh. Yep, that’s strike one.
/played college ball
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 1, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Batter gets to throw the ball at the pitcher.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 1, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Better:
Batter gets to throw the ball bat at the pitcher.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Batter gets to throw the BAT at the pitcher.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
Oddly specific hive.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Why are you against the HBP rule?
I mean, the “enforcement” of the “have to attempt to avoid” part is certainly something you can argue, but the actual rule?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
So confused by the second half of this...
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Even somebody from NDNation would agree that the HBP rule is valid
and they usually argue in favor of the leather helmet
currently watching a wedding show with my roommate and making fun of everything
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions
which one?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
my fair wedding
the girl had this ridiculous floral wedding. i wanted them to show the person with allergies dying in the corner.
she had orchids on her bridesmaids shoes and i said to my roommate “WHY WOULD YOU PUT VAGINA FLOWERS THERE”
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
hahahahaha
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
and they were wearing leis.
CAUSE THEY ARE GETTING LAID RIGHT LOLOL
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
i want to say "ask [that painter with the paintings that all look like vaginae]" but i can't remember her name and am NOT putting "vagina painter" into google.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
Georgia O'Keeffe
EDSBS: Better than Google
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
BULLSHIT IT'S BETTER
It sometimes takes twenty whole seconds to get a search result here. I demand faster processing.
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But no ads.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
And you can ask about vagina flowers with no hesitation.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I'll never forgive him for running up the score on Ken Jennings.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I was thoroughly unimpressed by the categories in that match.
“Before During and After” should have been near the TOP of the challenges.
by Narrow Right on Feb 1, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
i also never really understood the buzzing in system
the people have physically press the button and he just has to send a computer signal. That was the whole match
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
Again, an oddly specific hive.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
He won because of a built in advantage
The signalling device was digital meaning Watson could “ring in” instantaneously and the humans needed the extra few milliseconds for their brains to respond.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Not only that
but technically, were I his programmer, I’d have set it up to ring in as soon as the damn question was finished, even if he didn’t have the answer yet — because by the time it was time to actually provide the answer, he’d have it.
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it can learn.
first comes learning, then snark, then self awareness, then death to all the humans.
so us basement dwelling missing links will be spared.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
georgia o'keefe?
my roommate who is a gender and health minor has a georgia o’keefe calendar.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
O'Keefe
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Maude Lebowski.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Green'd
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
Does the female form make you uncomfortable, ACS?
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Feb 1, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Youre thinking of Andy Warhol
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Your avatar changed!
It’s…um…interesting.
/firmly believes MLP should remain in the ’80s
by Narrow Right on Feb 1, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
your roommate is one a wedding show?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
i'm sorry i suck at the english
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
s'ok. i seem to be running for the EDSBS record for stupid typos.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Your English was fine.
PCSV must have taken English classes at OSU before going to Kenyon.
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i sometimes choose to misread things in order to make the asinine joke.
it is a dirty habit.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
my big fat gypsy wedding
conquers all.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
bridezilla is pretty good too
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
I love this one the most.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
i really like say yes to the dress sometimes
but sometimes i just want to cryyyy for them because of their awful mothers and shit.
also, once this girl had found a wedding dress and she took it to the tailor who had it dry cleaned and it got RUINED. I WOULD CUT A BITCH
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
I would do more than cut.
And I like that show but then it makes me realize I don’t have a store like that near anywhere
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
OMG THIS GIRL ORDERED HER WEDDING DRESS ONLINE
SHE ALSO WANTS A SHABBY CHIC WEDDING
WHAT IS THIS TRAIN WRECK
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
wtf is shabby chic?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
I DON'T KNOW BUT MY WEDDING THEME WILL NOT HAVE THE WORD SHABBY IN IT
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
The problem here isn't the theme.
It’s having a “theme” for a wedding besides let’s have fun and celebrate a marriage.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
that's true. my wedding will have a color theme and that's it.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Maize and Blue?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 1, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I went to an Alabama themed wedding.
The garter had a script A. It was awful (and dry).
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
if you have a maize and blue wedding, i guarantee that my gift will not be from your registery.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
I'm getting registered at the Porsche dealership
there’s always a chance
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT FROM NORMAL?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
it wasn't a cooler?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
no, no, the difference is that the poop made it inside the box
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
maybe subtle.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
what if you marry a spartan?
blue and green? your wedding will look like an ‘under the sea’ themed prom.
or a buckeye? your wedding will look…. i can’t even picture it.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
She won't marry a Buckeye.
Marrying your blood rival would be stupid.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 1, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
...
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
What a weird fetish.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
When are you going to tell him
you’re really a Trojan?
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omg this story is so relevant now
my mom has this “friend” from hs who ALWAYS refers to her daughter (who went to msu)‘s boyfriend as “the buckeye” on facebook. my mom was talking about how if i date a guy who didn’t go to michigan or something she could do the same.
we ultimately decided “the trojan” would be the best.
/cool story bro
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
oh think of the possibilities of a kenyon man.
“My daughter brought home The Lord today. She is fond of The Lord’s washboard abs and he invited our whole family over for Seder dinner.”
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
that has to be up there with trojan
both of these would be stir something with my mom’s catholic audience on fbook
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
And now I have that song stuck in my head...
“A reaaallly Ken-yon maaaan”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
this will NOT be me
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
shit hived
The twitter
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
TWO TITLE CLICKS
THIS IS SO DISGUSTING I CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT IT
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
I dunno, i think the EDSBS Wedding Planning and BBQ Dept could turn it into something quite.... memorable.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
this is still scary to me
before edsbs i was convinced osu fans weren’t even human!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Alli and I own this company
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
IE and I have been known to audibly growl out the window at Michigan fans.
I’ve been known to hit the accelerator when I see a car with a Michigan bumper sticker in front of me.
And yet, through the magic of EDSBS, I don’t hate you.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
i feel like edsbs almost ruins the hate!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Nonsense.
Here, there are intelligent fans of both sides of the rivalry, making the trolling take a step up.
I mean, where else could I aim my barbs? The vast majority of Michigan fans wouldn’t get them…
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
...and no one else thinks they're jokes.
by Narrow Right on Feb 1, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Get outta here, Iowa State!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
know what was really amusing?
when the grad program director of OSU’s materials science/welding engineering department sent an email encouraging us to apply there for grad school like the tuesday after the game.
even the nerdiest girl in our major was like “LOL IS HE FOR SERIOUS”
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Grad School professors, LOL
I had one who was pissed all the parking was gone the day of the FSU-UF game. “It’s just a football game,” he said. Dumbass
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
one of my professors this semester had this question on an exam that involved an "ohio state colleague"
and you had to explain whether or not you could trust his belief.
he was wrong :P
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Counterexample: USC/UCLA
SKLM makes me hate USC more, not less
Dat's some suble lutefisk-grade trollin' dere, youbetcha.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
He's an act.
Occasionally he says really heartfelt, considerate things and I remember this.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
EDSBS turns the hate into cartoon hate
We amplify it to its most ridiculous, verbal extremes and thereby make it all seem somewhat silly.
That said, FUCK CLEMSON.
(Oh, and Ohio University must be destroyed.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
There is nothing cartoonish
about my hatred for Douglas County Vocational-Technical College and Bro Reformatory.
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Not sure if ESPN ad
or Rufie ad. Would play well in C-Bus.
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Feb 1, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
NEIN
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
also there is no way i have royal blue and bright ass yellow
i said subtle because maybe like a baby blue and a pastel yellow could look cute if i get married in the spring.
////lawlz i’m a girl
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
This this this.
It’s not a six year old’s birthday party. The theme is I’m spending my life with this person and you should all drink and celebrate that.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
/sighs
//cancels nude body paint wedding
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That was the honeymoon.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
that's not what he told her.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
That's not yogurt?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
I just keep thinking "she went to the dollar store didn't she"
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
I am now sad that I know this...
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
why can't hobos get gussied up once in a while and have a wedding?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Everything is made from rymplon
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
I hate the realization that you're getting a cold.
It’s worse than the actual cold.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Because there's nothing you can do to stop it?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
And you know the next day is gonna suck.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
chug orange juice
always works for me.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
And an entire bottle of NyQuil. You'll sleep for the week it takes to recover.
by Counter Trap on Feb 1, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
jamarcus russell approves.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
I wish I could.
I bill by the hour and I am a starving broke type person right now.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
ZICAM
fluids.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
This.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
I am a Zicam evangelist. Shit works yo.
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
i started freaking out the other week because my roommate was sick and i started feeling the slightest little thing in my throat
and i couldnt find my zicam
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
I have it stashed all over the place. It's all about starting it early.
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
Start preparing all your medicines
I started getting a cold last Friday and I got all my cough syrup and nasal spray ready before it finally hit.
How the fuck did Lundqvist make that save
He was completely and totally beaten by the fake
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
roommate just barged in hammered
asked for the meaning of the word “primitive,” then left.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions
well....
did you give him the definition?
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 1, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
that's why he left
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
NO ONE EXPECTS THE PRIMITIVE DEFINITION!
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
by Buzzrock on Feb 1, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
THE INQUISITION IS HERE AND ITS HERE TO STAY
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey Torquemada, whaddya say??
“its good to be the king” rec
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
rec'd with a comfy chair
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
"Look in the mirror"?
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What do you have against Giancarlo Esposito?
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There is a woman involved somehow.
It is known.
by Counter Trap on Feb 1, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
/pulls up NDNation source code as answer
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I roomed with hockey players in college. They defined primitive
One time, one of them shaved his head and promptly got an ingrown hair, which became infected. After about a week of having an acorn sized bump on his head that was varying shades of purple and green, he asked me to pop the abscess for him. Not wanting to touch it, I lanced it with a razor blade. This thick, black goo came out. Instead of being horrified, like I was, he thought it was awesome and made us take pictures of his infected head, which he would show to people.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Hockey players in my high school were just as dumb.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 1, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
/clicks title
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You are thinking of Londonjoe
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
It usually involves hockey players
/tells “can’t you just stitch me up” story
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Did you know Lyle?
Only hockey player I knew. Can’t remember last name, but he was our year.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
I knew a Lyle, I wouldn't call us friends
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I only knew him tangentially through same dorm.
No vested interest in good impression or bad.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Seemed like a good guy, he came to a few of my parties, but other than that, I know nothing about him
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I just remember him being Canadian.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Black goo came out of an ingrown hair?
I… are you sure it wasn’t the plague or something?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
No, but it turned out to be pretty serious infection
He had to take antibiotics after he told his mom about it and she made him go to the Health Center
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
he's lucky they didn't attempt to amputate the head.
I hear stories about ND’s health center
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It's either mono or pregnancy, regardless of gender
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
so.... pregnancy?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
That's exactly like Georgia Southern's
and probably every other college.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Virginia Tech's student health center was pretty good.
But they never believed me the first time when I told them that I hadn’t been drinking, or sleeping around, or whatever.
by Synaesthesia on Feb 1, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
He was probably just pregnant
/health center’d
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Primitave Cultures!
Papa ooh mow mow….ah ah ah ah…Shama lama lama lama ding dong.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 1, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
The Tressel Decision:
I’m taking my talents back to Akron?
http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2012/02/jim_tressel_headed_to_universi.html
So, coach in waiting (for show-cause to expire), then?
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supposedly as an "administrator"
while he bides his time I guess
by MGoEcon on Feb 1, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Administrating in Akron"
The new album from Kenny Chesney.
by Counter Trap on Feb 1, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Isn't that where Terry Bowden went?
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Ohhhhhh. This may not end well.
The giant Akron scandal of 2014. I call dibs on screenplay rights.
by Counter Trap on Feb 1, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
I hope Michigan schedules Akron for Tressel's first game.
Blowing out The Vest with his MAC-level talent would be lovely.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 1, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
cause you couldn't do it otherwise
trollgaze
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Because he was turning a blind eye to his players getting paid by boosters?
Yeah, losing to a cheating asshole is not the worst thing in the world.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 1, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Goth: I'm in your empire, sacking your capital.
Roman: Because you turned a blind eye to birth control and are breeding like locusts? Yeah, being sacked horde of barbaric, face-painting beer-drinkers isn’t the worst thing in the world.
Goth: Hope that keeps you warm at night. Your house won’t be doing so. I just burned it down.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Italy goes after Ethiopia
//Fails hysterically
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
App State?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Would this make Furman Finland in the Winter War?
Almost, but not quite enough to hold off the superpower.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
THE USSR LOST A LOT OF RECRUITS THAT YEAR!
WE’RE NORMALLY SO MUCH BETTER.
/did not actually see said game
//still drinks memory of that game away
Go gata!
Florida is not superpower
I would probably say Georgia Southern applies more to that.
I would probably view Florida as somebody like the Spain
Guys, guys.
Finland = Toledo. Come on.
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Well, that's some fine perspective you have there.
BTW, it’s been 4,820 days since East Dayton Community College last legitimately beat Michigan.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 1, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Hey now.
I mean what kind of a person keeps track of numbers to that extent and uses them to troll enemies? Not a very upstanding one, it seems to me. I thought you were better than that.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
It's been 1,600 days since Michigan beat Michigan State
Not that I don’t like Michigan. Just stating the truth.
Even though I'm part of the culture they're mocking, the Harley episode of South Park is fucking hilarious
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
"Sure she's missing a few teeth."
BUT SHE THINKS I’M COOL!
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Look out, it's a bunch of pissed off faggots!
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 1, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
All I want is more reasons to hate Iowa.
But no….you wont let me hate Iowa.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 1, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Live in Omaha.
Few things develop a hate for Iowa quite as fast.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
/hands you plastic container of crystal palace
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
after 1 quarter:
VT 28, Pitt 0. 3 rushing TDs, 168 yards on the ground. The realism of this game is what really gets me.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 10:48 PM EST reply actions
Has Todd Graham left yet?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Shit, Nerlens Noel is going to be Class of 2012 instead of Class of 2013
Fuck you Kentucky.
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I WANT THAT HIGH TOP IN SYRACUSE
/hopes Fab Melo plays awesomely and decides to leave, paving way for Noel to commit.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
He's visiting for the Syracuse game apparently
And will make an additional visit before the next signing period. Sounds like a Syracuse lean AT THE MOMENT. He’s of the impression he could start anywhere and thinks he can play the 4 and 5.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
He was going to cuse til he saw this
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Kentucky has the same assy uniforms
(God I hate those)
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Well I don't know what y'all look like next year but he could certainly start for us next year
Unless we totally tear up the rest of the ‘crootin for that class, we gon’ suuuuuck next year, especially down low. Maybe Cal will do summin’ crazy, and he can do that, but it looks pretty ugly.
Sposed to be SEC
The only good thing this does is divorce his decision from Goodluck Okonoboh's
Since they were looking like a package for a while.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
The Syracuse game?
Not the game against anyone else? Am I to assume syracuse is playing with itself?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 1, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
A pajammy jammy jam?
I’m down
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 1, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
OMG. IT'S THE REINCARNATION OF JR REID!
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Why is "Kid" from Kid and Play wearing a modern basketball jersey?
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 1, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
DAMNIT IT'S NAWLINS NOT NERLINS
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Al Michaels pronounces his name as NeworlEEEans Noel
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
This girl is cute and hitting on me
I’d be real receptive, but…and I hope this doesn’t make me sound like an ass…community college dropout. Not sure the personalities would work well. And no hump and dump type things are possible, we have way too many mutual friends.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Sposed to be SEC
College isn't for everyone
Is she working and being productive in whatever she’s doing now? If so, then I say go for it.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Well, you could at least talk to her, see what's up...
I mean, doesn’t have to immediately turn into bumping uglies
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Grad, J. concurring
This is the best way to figure out if the “personalities would work.” My acid test is whether a women gets better looking or worse when she opens her mouth. Education is an indicator on that point but not the be-all/end-all. Some of the smartest folks I’ve ever met in my life and most interesting to talk to never made it past eighth grade.
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that doesn't make you an ass at all, really
it’s only really an ass move if there circumstances beyond her control that keep her from going to school.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
i know some really smart people who dropped out of college
i wouldn’t assume she’s stupid
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
/considers it
//too far in the hole
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
or at least not for the school thing.
now, hitting on Old South might be a sign of stupidity ;)
/i kid i kid
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
good point too
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
/CLEARS THROAT
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you're not an ass for anything but
earlier for making fun of my weight lifting skills
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
I was not a part of that
That was my Davidson colleague londonjoe.
Wait, I don’t think I was. I’m prone to blackouts.
Sposed to be SEC
that coulda been him I think
I am drunk; my apologies. but I thought that was kinda dickish. Esp. considering my dad is a Davidson man for whom there are rules name at that school.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
well 135 is kinda low
:)
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Hey I'm in no position to criticize anyone for anything athletically
I can lift and push heavy metal shit around real well, and run long distances at very slow speeds, but ask me to, say, run 3 miles in 21 minutes, jump over a box, or not shank a drive and you will be sorely disappointed. I very truly almost died 4 times glacier hiking in New Zealand because of my clutziness.
Sposed to be SEC
well then,
you are a good person. I will report back after I return.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
I say hurl.
If you blow chunks and she comes back, she’s yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Reply rail to Old South about the community college girl.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
You owe a rooster to Asclepius. Please don't forget to pay the debt.
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
Didn't Crito pay it?
He damn well better have after Socrates got his name into a work that has been painstakingly preserved to the present day.
Go gata!
by theologator on Feb 1, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
One of my favorite Wayne's World quotes
and therefore, you have my rec.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
See if you can identify everone in this .gif (Via McCovey Chronicles)
by 49er16 on Feb 1, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
first saw this to the tune of the whisping souls on community season 2 episode 22
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Barry Zito is the easy one in the middle.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe McCann is the Brave? can't make too much out
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Diving SS is Betancourt
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The diving player is actually Chris Denorfia
He dove and missed a ball the day the Giants clinched the NL West title in 2010.
Oh, that makes sense too-
I was guessing based on jersey color and long-ass name wearing 13. Thought it started with B
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
my best guess on the brave is freddie freeman or eric hinskie
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
How do I catch shallow pop flies?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Zito,
I think I see Matt Diaz but Im not sure
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
I think the Ray is Zobrist
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
The thing over Zito's head is Abe Lincoln on a personal watercraft.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Feb 1, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I think the Rays player is Ben Zobrist
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMERS IN THE POOL
HOW IS THIS SHABBY CHIC
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions
Hey, that basketball team I root for came back from an 18 point halftime deficit.
Huh. Should’ve watched.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I've explained before:
I grew up in a place with no professional sports other than basketball. It was bound to happen.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Close enough.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
ANARCY IN THE UK?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Tell people I'm a UK fan when I first moved to DC; They say "Oh you're from Britain?"
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 1, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I had a roommate who went to GW.
He was one of a crowd that was proud of the fact that there are ‘sports bars’ that show CNN and not sports. I made this face.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
Tell him if he wants to drink and watch CNN
he can go to a fucking NEWS bar.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 2, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I raise you sports lounges with bottle service in NYC:
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
this pretty much says it all
game sound is replaced by a thumping DJ.
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
Yeap.
Wonder what happens if you order bourbon there?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
BOURBON! THE OFFICIAL DRINK OF THIS COUNTRY!
/receives a fucking sex on the beach or some bullshit like that
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
/Zima'd
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
well at least you won't have to worry about breast cancer.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
Oh hell no.
I remember the commercials but couldn’t drink one back then. What was the flavoring?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
Id like to think that in a faraway country some where...Zima is not only still in existence, but by far the most popular drink in the given country
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
I want a Crystal Pepsi comeback in all honesty
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
i wish they brought back Vanilla Coke as well
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
They have I thought?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
I havent seen it, but I might not be looking in the right place
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
i saw it in a fountain in my sister's dorm
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
I saw people order it all the time in Japan.
It was rather amusing telling guys who thought they were macho that they were in fact drinking women’s beer.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, I'm sure it is.
It was popular enough it wasn’t going anywhere.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
I wonder if these also have the other most repulsive feature of NYC sports bars.
Namely, if you’re there when the “home team” is playing, it’s more cramped than Michigan Stadium, plus people are always trying to walk in every direction.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
We actually HAVE news bars
One of the better dives downtown is the bar across the street from the Washington Post where the reporters hang out.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Still think it's silly
Watch the game, check your smartphone during timeouts, not like there is any value-added by the people discussing the same thing on cable news ad infinitum
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 2, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
These are the types who love hearing themselves talk over each other about REAL ISSUES
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
There but for the grace of God go I
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
The last three 5 Star recruits to commit to Auburn:
TJ Yeldon, Brent Calloway, Cyrus Kouandjio. Troll Tide.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Feb 1, 2012 10:59 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
nice job cutting off the list right before it got to cam newton
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
History is all about the arbitrary time frame you decide to look at.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
If you don't observe it at all, it could be whatever you want it to be.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't think JUCO transfers had stars?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 1, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
They do, but if there are more than three, the kid may not be able to count them all.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Business plans are the devil
Seriously, I took a freshman level business course in undergrad like…seven years ago. How the shit am I supposed to write a coherent plan now? I WAS A BIOLOGY MAJOR FOR GOD’S SAKE.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 1, 2012 11:00 PM EST reply actions
Don't worry, it's not like banks actually look at those if you want a line of credit LOL JK IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING THERE IS
Sposed to be SEC
On the bright side, it's just for a practice management class
On the downside, we present the thing in front of three lenders.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 1, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
liver is out of booze
what should I do??
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 11:00 PM EST reply actions
Put peaches in a sock, wait for them to ferment.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Feb 1, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
can you make a few typos, please?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Friend,
I’m an English major at Kenyon. These are egregious errors we take seriously.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
If you tell me to go to the Cove, then things might be different.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
i can only imagine you saying that in the style of Maggie Smith in Downton Abbey
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
also, i make all the typos for the the whole kenyon crew.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
for real though,
I’m glad there’s a representative faction of Kenyon folks on here. For a small D3 school commenting on an intelligent D1 blog, we do pretty well. Happy to have y’all’s advice and support (hooray enabling!) and I’m looking forward (ish) to when I graduate and I will be a real working adult (fuck that noise)
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
"Working" and "English major"
Does not compute.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
/been turned down by Starbucks
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
YES
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES GREATEST HELMETS EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
saw this earlier today...meh
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
You want LOLNO?
Go check out the Goldy Gopher lids. Or the Northwestern one with the backwards N.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Praux Combat?
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Oh god
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 1, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
THE UNCLEAN THING MUST BURN
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
I LOVE IT
OSU MUST DO THIS
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 2, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
wear the helmet or burn the unclean thing?
either will result in massive casualties in columbus
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
WEAR THEM
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 2, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
you know this ends in a game of oneupsmanship
with a similar helmet design featuring lil red
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 2, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
Only one can win this game
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 2, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It looks thin there.
It must be time for it to feed.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
The helmets will just be hollowed out Bob's Big Boy mascots
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
i'm not even posting the michigan ones because i don't want to circulate it further and give dave brandon ANY ideas
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
/clicks
//“not bad”
///realizes it’s black
////flips through rest
by MGoEcon on Feb 2, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
DAVE BRANDON WANTS THE YELLOW ONE AND ALSO A MASCOT AT THE SAME TIME
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
emmy is what my nightmares are made of
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
The first one isn't awful.
But the last two…yuck.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
YEAH BRAH AND WE'LL WEAR THEM FOR THE MICHIGAN GAME TOO
/Michigan plays Nebraska in ’09
//Michigan plays Rutgers in 2010
///BEES play South Florida/Baylor/SpecialND in 2011
Y U NO WEAR THE UNIFORMS WE LOVE TO HATE RIVALS
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I have an irrational hatred for Charles Sellars now
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
He doesn't even make an effort
he just overlays images onto the template. It’s just so awful
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
lolol
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, those pretty much suck.
Also heard that Nike is proposing black Longhorn unis.
DO. NOT. WANT.
Free at last!
We've already established you're whores.
All that remains to be negotiated is price.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Watch the price negotiations LIVE on the Longhorn Network!
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 1, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
both subscribers can watch it
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
but then texas would just win the auction with 0:01 left
/FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/leaves for a different auction house
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
/Bids $5
//Is refused entry
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
That inspired me to look at the LHN's schedule
Only new LHN program tomorrow is a Rick Barnes Radio Show. They air 8 hours of Longhorn Extra, and 8 hours of Signing Day stuff (on repeat no less).
And ESPN expects LHN to have any subscribers?
They are not whores.
They are johns. They are our johns. Just because y’all are too proud to pay for sweet, sweet revenue-share-lovin’ is no reason to get the facts wrong.
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YAIS for RRS
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
WOOO BLACKOUT
/smattering of black in the student section.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
but but but, all black uniforms make you look tough!!
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
i coulda gone with the flea kicker pic
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Look I have made no comments about your massive recuiting class
I mean with so many recruits it will take at least a week for bo to scare all of them off
itll take a bit longer, carl is gone
they are like raptors, once you focus on one, you dont see the other ones coming from the side
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Yo dawg I heard you like helmets
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 1, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why is there a skull and crossbones?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
blackshirt logo
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Nebraska's the "Blackshirts"
They have a skull/crossbones logo(and I think helmet sticker)
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Hmmm, who has the skull and crossbones defensive stickers, then?
Now I’m stumped, a bit
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
my guess would be east carolina
alternate midfield logo, BEST EVAR
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
Why is there Trollface on the side of the helmet?
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I kinda do too
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
The NCAA would shit a brick. Sideways.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
And then punish the HELL out of Northern Illinois for it.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 1, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
a gold brick, and then sell it to the highest network
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
nope, "warrior" casinos
thats offensive to the native americans, unless youre florida state.
/UNCONQUERED
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
this is unbelievably politically correct.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Please tell me that is real
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 1, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
I... ah... fuck.
I actually like those.
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
And Bo Pelini was involved in a car crash on the way to the recruiting dinner.
A certain segment of the Nebraska fan base suspects he arranged it because he hates recruiting and public appearances.
OMG RICK PERRY MADE THE BIG 12 REFS CHANGE THE CLOCK
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 1, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
SO MANY SPIDERS
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Please.
It’s not spidery to point out that Rick Perry couldn’t even wind his own damn watch.
Free at last!
i actually think the original comment isn't spidery
but this is
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
deal. I think I creeped myself out. had to click my own title.
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
whelp.
there goes any chance whatsoever of me ever sleeping soundly.
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
that is fucking gross
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
This is worse than the spider panties.
Free at last!
SO happy I don't know what you're talking about
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
What are you going to do, stone me again?
JEHOVAH! JEHOVAH! JEHOVAH!
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 1, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Nothing was worse than the spider panties.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
This was.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not scared of spider panties
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, good god.
I found worse, but funnier. Click at your own risk.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck scorpions.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
why do i always click?
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not supposed to laugh am I?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
why is everyone flipping their shit over this?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
boys are afraid of spiders?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
deathly
i can handle snakes mice and the whatnot. but spiders, so fucking unnatural. kill with ALL THE FIRE
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
/Huntsmanspider.jpg
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 1, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
That just encouraged me to click
I’m not sure what to think, but it isn’t fear.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 1, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
I'm going to France this spring.
Between this and the Orangina ads I’m terrified. Something’s not right with these people to think that these sorts of things are remotely acceptable.
Some great quotes
Is is just me or is the tail on the scorpion articulated in the wrong direction. I guess that only cements my geek cred that I find incorrect arthropod articulation the most disturbing thing about that picture.
Oh I get it, it’s dangerous behaviour. Those spiked heels are very hazardous. That woman could have a spasm and puncture someone’s exoskeletion.
Its a message to invertebrates to always use a condom. Always keep one handy, too—because chordates are a bunch of sluts.
Sposed to be SEC
I'm so glad I missed this...
But can you provide a brief description (no pun intended)?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Spider inside a pair of panties, on a woman
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/CRINGES
//TWITCHES
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
I figured as much.
I think I see the picture, and it’s not nearly as bad as this. Maybe cause it’s still.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
tat makes my teethe hurt.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sick of the spi-
OH THOSE ARE MOVING
/click
by Narrow Right on Feb 1, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
WHRAGAGARBL
/title clicked
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 1, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
GROWN. ASS. MEN.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
AH DO DECLAEAW
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Feb 1, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
i figure he was just jogging against traffic again
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
I'm kind of scared to figure out where this certain segment is hiding on the internet
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 1, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
try huskerboard
its just…awful
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
I seem to recall some of the back and forth over Solich and then his landing at Ohio U
It’s basically NDNation without the benefit of private-school education.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Emoticons.
Emoticons everywhere
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 1, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
that's the worst car accident he's been in since he and steve buschemi killed that cop
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
by Yail Bloor on Feb 1, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cove alone
with a girlfriend who I will never ever do anything bad to:
yes, or no?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions
The Cove is one of two bars at Kenyon/in Gambier
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
me either..because he just says "alone" then with a girlfriend
did he eat the or?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
you did ask for typos
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
YAY
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
this.
but my very superb and wonderful girlfriend is in Baltimore right now. I know I will never ever do anything to hurt her. But as I type, I see mikelew understands where I’m coming from.
He knows I care about her and will never do anything to hurt her.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
His ladyfriend currently lives in Baltimore.
He is asking if he should go to the bar with a platonic female friend
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And "alone" as in "just the two of them"
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
ohhh i thought it was an or question. damnit, not a typo
i don’t see why not
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
i thought this too
what is happening when i interpret something more like a michigan person than like a kenyon person?
is this real life?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
and the fact that an oklahoman is thinking like a kenyon person?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
this is the first day of the rest of your life.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
It's just Fanta-sea!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
how is it that you and I are the only ones who figured this out
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
We've had similar thought processes before?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Like I said the other day
I think you, me, alli and boozy in the same room would solve all the world problems, or get jack shit done because we think we are awesome
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Like the Irish-
save civilization, then get drunk and forget where we put it…
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Essentially yes.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
you two are the only ones on my level.
to the cove, then back here so you all know I’m not a terrible person.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
you're not a terrible person.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
dude, seriously, HUGS
that thing i said i was lying about before, i was lying about the lying. it does get better.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
i didn't know he has a girlfriend
which is the only reason it could even be remotely objectionable. As is, still no big deal
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
then why did he say girlfriend rather than girl friend or female friend?
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
He's been drinking?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
this/
See, my parents raised me to be a horrifically guilty man despite the presbyterian upbringing. I feel horrible even looking at another girl, let alone talking to her. The one I’m with could not be better for me, and I feel like I’ve expressed that on here before. That being said, I know I’m #drunj and anything I say can be misconstrued.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
If you'd feel guilty for doing it - don't.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I think I'm on this train too.
Probably a good idea to avoid something that you know might induce guilt later on – however misplaced that guilt actually is.
so is she his girlfriend or just a friend?
and does “bad” actually mean “awesome”?
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
Why not?
Friends be friends, yo
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
This.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
i mean, things may have changed, but i doubt you'll bump into any zetas worth throwing a relationship away over.
so go. eat, drink, and be maudlin.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
never been any zetas worth that.
met two at the last party I went to and was like, NOPE.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Good times, bad times, you know I've had my share
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
by Buzzrock on Feb 1, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
my woman left home for a brown eyed man and i still don't still to care
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
I've had bad times
But after my brother’s cancer diagnosis and recovery, I realized you should never pass up an opportunity to have a real good time.
I really hate people who don't understand basic functions of tools and processes
/spiders
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
I'd say web building disqualifies spiders from this.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
The wheel? HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Are magnets a tool or a process?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Good evening everyone!
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Ok, it is almost morning where I am
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
IS IT WOOD?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Alright, Who took the jam out of your doughnut?
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Hahaha- CSB, time.
The Krispy Kreme on my commute has a light-up sign, but the H is burned out, so it says “DOUG_NUT”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
fuck you. now i want a krispy kreme
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Sowwy
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You did Tommy.
You took the jam out of my doughnut
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
D'ya like degs?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Things change, or still "don't want a serious thing yet, I don't think"?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
More explicit.
I have a friend who will be a friend. This is not a bad problem to have, but grumble grumble.
Not a bad problem to have, but not what you were hoping for...
Been there, I’m sorry to hear it.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Wait, where are you right now?
Didn’t you have a plane to catch last night?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Israel already
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Oh, right, private jet! I forgot!
Have fun- I really want to visit there someday!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Getting ready for fishing
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
is just cruel, making it seem like you can almost reach jarjar's neck with your own hands...
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Please, nobody go.
Maybe we can still stop him before he redoes each of them for the next 6 years.
Free at last!
god how is it february already?
i was like…confused why an organization i’m in was doing a charity rose sale. i was seriously like, this is a random time to sell roses
LOL
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 11:22 PM EST reply actions
I like February because that means winter is almost over where I live
Unless it rains for two months straight from April to June like last year.
Worse than that, my local grocery has already put out the Easter egg kits.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Good grief.
It’s not even like Easter’s in the middle of March this year!
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
I went to Publix on January 2,
they were putting up the Valentine’s Day displays
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
They waited that long?
The Christmas aisle comes down about 8 PM December 25 for V-Day stuff here.
by Narrow Right on Feb 2, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
Gotta say it
Brad Pitt is f’n cool.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 1, 2012 11:25 PM EST reply actions
Yessir!
Everyone with the opportunity to see him should.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 1, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
i saw him sit in with johnny winter for a couple of tunes
never seen him on his own
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
He's awesome live
The only the guy on Earth that can pull of what he does with the dual SteelGuit.
Everyone should see him if he’s in y’all’s town!
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 1, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
CLOSE BETA FOR DIABLO 3 IS HERE
We’re getting closer to the end of the productivity era.
Dammit
Everyone I know was accepted to that thing except me.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Feb 1, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Heaven help me
I volunteered to host the super bowl party.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
1. Charge Admission
2. Profit
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
I did demand people bring food.
the email list my friend handed me was 39 people long. so not too bad.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Hopefully none of those douchebags bring dips or chips or ice.
Tell ’em Taco 12 pack or Go Home
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
gah. gahhhhhhh.
I’d settle for pizza. I also said “BYOB” for the most part
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Excellent tweet from RHJ a couple of days ago:
“Don’t ask if you can bring anything to my Super Bowl party if you’re just gonna whine when I say we need a Skee-Ball machine.”
"Need me to bring anything?"
“Yeah, a bottle of Glenlivet 25.”
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
wish the party my roommate and i are throwing was byob
obviously not on your level
but i didn’t realize how much cheap booze i would have to buy
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
It's a shit ton of money and you always have stuff you don't want to drink left over.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
you can drink anything if you mix it with enough cranberry juice.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
I have bitters, Booker's, lemon, orange, and sugar cubes. I'm all fucking set thank you very much
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I'd rather like to be able to go to work on Monday, thanks much
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
you are aware that this is giants-pats, yes? is vomiting really that much worse an option?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
Look, the ravens could have been involved
that would have been worse.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I think he is referencing the diuretic effects of cranberry juice.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
guess i never noticed.
i poop a lot in general.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm glad to know this?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
this thread is still making me chuckle
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
Especially since diuretics make one pee, and not that other thing
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 2, 2012 1:21 AM EST up reply actions
i actually kind of thought he said 'dianetics'
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 1:22 AM EST up reply actions
COSMOS EVERYBODYYYYY!!!!!!
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yes. i like to add some red bull too for additional bad decisions and to mask the cheap vodka some more
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
I just pour a pixie stick in there and stir vigorously
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
which is why we have crystal palace in the freezer currently.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
remember to invite friends who don't like beer
They will always bring mid-range wines or whiskeys
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 1, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
this is acceptable behavior
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
UCLA fervently agrees.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
also explains Chianti Dan's fondness for Chianti
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
Chianti is a red.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
which is why he is a poor football fan
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
I figured.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Chinanti is red.
Which explains UCLA fans’s hatred for him. It’s the nitwit version of Bloods-Crips.
Certain whites are good.
Just not for drinking with footbaw
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
I watched the Fiesta Bowl at a Stanford bar.
I think this was the first time I ever saw people drinking wine while watching football.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Do you have express written permission for a public viewing?
The NFL doesn’t like it when you let people watch without them getting a cut.
by Narrow Right on Feb 1, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
it's fair use as long as I'm not making a profit
/yes I looked this up on advice from my lawyer
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Your lawyer advised you to look up the lawyer?
1. Wow
2. Get a lawyer to explain it cus you’re wrong
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
TECHNICALLY?
Yes.
However, the first time a case like this makes its way to the Supreme Court will be the death of royalty demands for public broadcast of free over-the-air broadcasts.
/thinks it ludicrous that a business which plays the radio over their speakers has to pay ASCAP fees
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You are FAR more optimistic
than ever lawyer in this field. Believe me.
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
I just don't see how it's an equitable situation.
The radio station has already paid for the right to broadcast, as a means of capturing listeners to sell ads. Same with a free-to-air television network broadcasting games. The rightsholders have sold these rights predicated on the very concept that they want as many people listening to these free broadcasts as possible.
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Well
I was responding to LondonJoe’s description of Fair Use.
But, again your optimism isn’t widely shared.
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
Oh, his description of fair use was hogwash.
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I forget with all the UK lawyers/students here
But you’re the one who does tax, right?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 1:31 AM EST up reply actions
...
I loathe tax. But yes, I have taken a few classes so that I could take Business Planning, which is the worst class of all time. I also worked in the VITA clinic. I hate tax and am not good at it. My brain was built for litigation.
Sposed to be SEC
SHIT THIS IS WHY NON-ASSHOLES USE THE PREVIEW BUTTON
OOPS.
Sry.
Only meant to post one of those.
In retrospect, prolly shouldn’t have gotten it from “threadbombing.com.”
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Feb 2, 2012 1:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I mean, it's a very impressive collection. I really feel as if you HATE taxes. as do we all.
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
That is true
Is does capture the full range of my emotions. From frustration to rage to despair to loneliness and trollface, it gets it all.
Sposed to be SEC
Worth it?
Yeah, worth it.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Oh for some reason I thought it was what you were focusing on.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 1:47 AM EST up reply actions
You can't do business transactional work without lots of tax knowledge
You just can’t. Ultimately, nearly every decision you make, to be informed, has to be made in light of the tax consequences that accompany it. That’s why I took the tax classes. My subsequent inability to do tax well and hatred of it cooled me to it.
I’m the guy who did a full 2 standard deviations better on logical reasoning and reading comprehension than my analytical reasoning section. I can get to the heart of a reading quickly and can carve through arguments and their rebuttals easily, but I can’t keep very many moving parts in my head at once. The unending jargon and cross-references piss me off and confuse me; and the spread-your-legs-and-take-this-bullshit-lobbying-and-like-it aspects of many parts push me over the edge. I absolutely admire the people who can do it. I am not one of them. And my grades in it were par for the rest of my law school performance.
Sposed to be SEC
I'm the Intellectual Property one
Though I didn’t go to UK, just born and raised in KY and big UK fan
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
They're not quite the MLB at least
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously, I would LOVE to see something like this end up in court.
“Your honor, plaintiff apparently objects to defendant allowing a large number of people to come to his residence and view a broadcast which was available free and over-the-air; a broadcast each and every attendee could have viewed for free without leaving their own house. Motion to laugh hysterically at plaintiff and dismiss with prejudice.”
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Did anyone watch Letterman tonight?
This is his 30th anniversary on late night TV. Wondering if I should stay up for his show tonight.
could be much worse
have you see what leno calls comedy?
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
TBS Conan is very disapointing
I still think hes better than Leno and Letterman…but a shell of what he was on Late Night
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
Nowadays..it'd be close
But back in the Masterbating Bear/If they mated/Celebrity Survey/SAT Analogies/Max Weinberg creeper jokes days…it’d be conan in a landslide….
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
the old timey baseball skit
hilarious
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
This was one of my favorites
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7StsXTQhYs
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
another good one
was conan and slash going to buy a guitar
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
Conan seems out of place in LA too
It seemed like being in NY actually added to his show…
Also, a great skit was when he put “Swedish Massage” on the door and told Andy Richter to go in naked, and it was actually a live taping of the Today show
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
i think were the only two conan fans here...
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
The rest be missing out
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
Craig Ferguson tells them all to fuck off.
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#teamCraig
/still haven’t watched it in forever.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
stupid NBC and their retention of his intellectual property
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Why didnt they let him bring his old...actually funny stuff to the tonight show
It’d been much more successful if they had…and Jimmy Fallon simply is not funny
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
because he stood up to the suits and nbc and it ended up in a pissing match
both sides won, in a way, but conan left missing an eye, a leg, and both hands
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Feb 1, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
I think he means
His move to the earlier slot, not the move to the new network
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 1, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
The War for Late Night is a great book that explains this Leno-Conan fiasco
Well worth the read.
(To answer your question Assman, I think, and the book mentions this also, 11:30 is still considered more “mature” and “political correct” time than 12:30)
they had a triumph not too long ago on his new show
I’m still not sure how that worked. Everything needs more Robert Smigel.
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
really?
I thought that was when he stopped into Jimmy Fallons show
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Feb 1, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
whoops, apologies.
but for real, I’ll be back soon.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 11:41 PM EST reply actions
Haha what?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
he's writing his own Ulysses in the comments.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was unaware of this.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
I think he might be, too. But is what it amounts to.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
yes I said yes He is yes
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
by Yail Bloor on Feb 1, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And it Vardaman you Vardaman you Vardamin you Vardiman
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
my mother is a fish because he made it on a bevel he did he
animal magnetism
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
Oh hell yeah
Philadelphia Story on TCM
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 1, 2012 11:54 PM EST reply actions
Excitement over a 1940s chickflick?
I think you belong on one of those Miller Lite man up commercials
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
Why does Miller Lite seem to think having a vortex bottle makes desire their pissy beer more?
Great mysteries of advertising
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
*Makes people desire
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
BEES?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
Chick flick?
Good luck with that. Snappy, hilarious screwball comedy with awesome delivery starring Cary Grant? If you can’t get with that,enjoy your Coors Light.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 2, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
I'm a man.
I drink Miller.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
I cant tell if this Coors Light is cold enough
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 2, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
Not yet....Its only cold
/Waits for mountains to turn blue
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
all you had to do was say "with Jimmy Stewart" and you would have been fine.
but you went with Cary Grant, who is kind of a pussy.
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
Gunga Den and the movie where he played a spy trying to capture Nazis and got poisoned were the only two worthwhile movies Ive seen him in
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
the Hitchcock movies he's in are good
but I generally like the ones he’s in less than most other Hitchcock movies.
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
How did I forget North by Northwest?
That is a great one
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
Er, exactly wrong
Stewart is great and everything. Grant is better.
And why not
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 2, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
Rear Window + Vertigo >>>>> North by Northwest + Notorious
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
Hitchcock (and pretty much thrillers in general) rankings
1. Rear Windo
2. Psycho
3. North by Northwest
4. Vertigo
5. The Birds
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't have the birds or north by northwest on there
probably dial m for murder and strangers on a train.
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
This is very appropriate here.
Yeah, probably.
by gth863x on Feb 2, 2012 9:25 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
bars are overrated
y’all aren’t
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 11:58 PM EST reply actions
we're better than the cove?
also, you went there and back and didn’t get food? sometimes punishments fit crimes.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
but I soooo want food.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 11:59 PM EST reply actions
Unless that food is alcohol-infused fruit.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
Me, in the offseason of football
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
//eye twitch
seriously, you bronies
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 2, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
:D
Love and tolerance wheeeeeeee!!!!
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Feb 2, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
opening another beer, waiting for someone to tell me to order food.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 12:02 AM EST reply actions
what are the ordering options?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
check it out
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
Apricot wings?
The fuck?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
oooooo either garlic parmesan wings or mozzarella sticks sound so good right now
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
can i just say that i LOVE pickles and love fried things but fried pickles...didn't work for me?
i only tried them once, though
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
fried pickle chips or spears?
i like spears more: a greater amount of warm gooey pickle in each bite.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
chips.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
Warm
Gooey
Pickle
Three words that should never be next to each other.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
But....but....fried pickles are amazing!
The nearest dive bar back home has fried pickle chips and sauce and I’m pretty sure I could live off of them for a solid month.
Go gata!
the fried part...didn't even stay on. and then i got a tummy ache.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
Well that's just indefensible on the restaurant's part.
I can’t imagine fried pickles sans breading tasting good, but with the breading they’re the food of the gods.
Go gata!
indeed, i had one last week at a local place where i also got to order a burger with fried onions and beercheese on a buttered pretzel bun.
i had thought people on tv were exaggerating when they talked of “foodgasms,” i was wrong.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
GUHHH NOW I WANT A BURGER
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
that might be, like, my favorite thing to eat
ordered mozza sticks just for you, hope we’re even now.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
what do you dip them in?
solid.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
you can dip them in a solid?
the things i must have missed learning about by dropping orgo.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
Non-newtonian.
Just can’t dip too hard.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
are there non-newtonian dipping substances other than ketchup?
otherwise this is going to make me barf.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
well, cam dips his cheese sticks in straight cash, homie.
/if i’m missing the core concept of non-newtonian, may as well miss it hard.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
i only know vaguely of non newtonian things because i watched this nova special once that addressed it
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by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
I may have watched the same thing.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
the making stuff series?
love that shit. i’m studying materials science and so my professor recommended we watch it. such neat STUFF
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by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
CONNECTIONS
/drops mic
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
I just like reading/learning about anything that isn't law now.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
Pretty much any suspension ought to have at least subtle non-Newtonian behavior, I think.
/deals with basically just one fluid
Whipped cream. Molasses. Custard.
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Bootstrap molasses?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
Molasses of the poors.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
see, I've never had their mozza sticks before
I’ll give you the report, however.
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
i'm honored you took my recommendation so seriously.
let me know, in case i’m ever in rural ohio and looking for mozzarella sticks
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by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
yes ma'am
I’ll report dutifully.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
If it's the midwest, it's gotta be ranch.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
i usually dip one end in ranch, then the other in marinara sauce
i almost just typed marijuana sauce.
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by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
so your cheese sticks are red and white? kind of like an osu uniform?
bet you’ll never do that again, now.
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
RED AND WHITE LIKE THE STRIPES OF OUR COUNTRY'S FLAG
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by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
Your colors are scarlet and gray, sir.
Red and white are Wings colors and are therefore allowable.
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just imagine a cheese stick where the cute little girl would normally be.
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
/totally wore the michigan equivalent of this at age 3
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by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
Title clicked.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Ranch on moxie sticks?
Don’t know about that.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
i, in B1G fashion, really do enjoy the ranch.
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by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
pop-pop?
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
what the?
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by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, I wouldn't do that.
I wouldn’t want the mozzarella sticks to taste #sour.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Not sure what happened there
I put “width=200”
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
All the cholesterol and fat'll do that
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If I ate that, my width would probably be 200 too.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I mean, does this even LOOK appetizing??
Everyone knows cheese is only good when it’s melty-hot
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
Well, I mean in grilled cheese sandwiches and mozzarella stix.
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
you prefer your grilled cheese cold?
personally, I prefer mine with jelly on top.
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
is it this jam?
then count me in
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
well, 9 year old me was pretty limited to strawberry and grape,
but now-me says this looks rather interesting! Maybe my nice lavender strawberry pepper jam would be delicious too….
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
...
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
I agree with Iris Eyes
Mozarella sticks are only good with melted cheese….spongy/tepid cheese isnt good at all
Punting is winning.
I could be mistaken...but I think Arby's moz. sticks are like that
And it is an embarrassment to mozzaralla sticks everywhere
Punting is winning.
That may not be the case
However, melty-hot cheese is almost-always better than non-melty cheese
Punting is winning.
She's missing a "the" in there.
That would have directed the reference specifically to “in mozz sticks and grilled cheese”
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 1:16 AM EST up reply actions
unless they are just leftovers from Melt in Cleveland.
in which case there is no possibility of tasting bad at any temperature
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 1:19 AM EST up reply actions
DAMN YOU
I won’t be close enough to go to Melt for several months, but I am extremely tempted to just get in the car and head that way right now
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yes, I'm sorry. I get confused with English sometimes.
/sigh
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
if you and illusions, michael have a convo tonight, we could frame it and call it language poetry.
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 1:23 AM EST up reply actions
To be fair, we could do that
if I,M just talked to himself.
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if?
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 1:24 AM EST up reply actions
That's poor execution, not poor concept.
/Hooter’s in Tokyo has the same issue
//ALL THE OIL
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
(reading prices of entrees)
Well, I think I’ve found a positive point for living in Ohio.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
the options are just the signs of false consciousness
all food needs to be buffalo chicken salad
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
this much is true.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
wait, that isn't on the menu anymore?
aghastface.jpg
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
app sampler
of cheesy bread, garlic bread, and (mikelew be proud) mac and cheese wedges
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
oh, and NOW they finally realize why we can't STFU about the hill.
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
also, because I'm here.
that’s reason enough, right?
right??
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
Delusions, Michael.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
though i haven't been back in a while...
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
I'm going in May!
/does a major happy dance
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
depending on when in May
we’ll be here (which we won’t, because we’ve already discussed this, right?) Still, a Kenyon trifecta of EDSBS would be pretty swell.
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
my schedule is totally flexible
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
Probably have already discussed this-
I’ll be there May 25-27
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
this sounds like what my drunk dreams are made of
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is there anything in wedge form that isnt great?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 2, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
Antilles.
He is beyond the plane of great.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
actual LOL rec
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
MIKEY WANT MAC AND CHEESE WEDGES!
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Or
Just order more beer
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by idahobuckeye on Feb 2, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
they keep being busy, yo
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 12:15 AM EST reply actions
Yes. Yes they do.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
/streams "Sports Night" on netflix
//weeps that all we get in real life is espn
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:30 AM EST reply actions
I know that feel bro.
Though I feel like SVP and Russillo can loosely correlate to Casey and Dan, respectively.
Where is this from?
Looks like Corona
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 2, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
Looks like white wine in a beer bottle.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
There's a pretty big beer store nearby
And among other things, they have beer from noted brewing powers such as the Dominican Republic and Lebanon. Both looked as strangely-yellow as this does
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 2, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
do they have belhaven best???
If so, I will pay incredible interest for some of that. not kidding.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
that burger i mentioned above? called the 'belhaven burger.' they make their beer cheese with it.
don’t know if it is the ‘best’ or not, but…
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
El Salvador
It’s exactly the same as Corona (aka, not very good), and much cheaper.
Sposed to be SEC
Hey, you're just on Hawaii time.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
and Todd Graham is on
Tulsa Time
Pittsburgh Time
Tempe Time
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 2, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
I will trade you for all my alcoholism
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
So, Angelo Dundee died tonight.
That sort of puts a dagger in the heart of boxing for me once and for all.
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The best part of the movie "ALI" was
when Will Smith’s Ali told off Don King for talking down to Angelo.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 2, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
so those earrings are okay, right?
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 12:37 AM EST reply actions
Been chugging away all evening at work/reading
Seems the commentariat was busy
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 2, 2012 12:43 AM EST reply actions
That guy that did the Big Ten helmets up above... didn't just do the Big Ten.
Unfortunately, he’s disabled hotlinks for his images. Here’s the trippy LSU one, though.
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Oh my god, earlier this week I joked about the Chiefs wearing yellow pants
and the guy’s designed Chiefs unis with both yellow pants and yellow jerseys. (Not together, thank God.)
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And if you hate Tennessee
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I don't hate Tennessee, but even if I did, they don't deserve that.
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THEY BRUNG IT ON EMSELVES PAWWWL
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I am actually offended
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
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Have to admit
applause for excellent trolling
//still, ouch
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
that's recilicious.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 1:17 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, wow.
There’s a difference between “using a design from one sport at multiple sports” (e.g. Michigan hockey wearing winged helmets in the style of the football team) and blatantly declaring second-class citizenship behind another sport.
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is that a basketball pattern on the helmet?
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 1:17 AM EST up reply actions
just making sure i was seeing it right. could have been some modern tiger/wildcat stripe pattern.
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 1:20 AM EST up reply actions
I feel like Les Miles needs to wear this at all times.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
is that song as cold and dreary as the title implies? I mean, March in Ohio is bad enough.
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
alright. bedtime.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 2, 2012 12:57 AM EST reply actions
Peace.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Sigh.
I might be forced to do….work.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 12:58 AM EST up reply actions
Well, the night is young for you yet.
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nope.
because I’m still drinking.
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
did you ever report on the cheese sticks?
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
dammit, not you, reply fail
Illusions
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 1:02 AM EST up reply actions
mehh it was okay
not so much sticks as it was baguette
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 1:16 AM EST up reply actions
My distant Polish ancestry feels obligated to rec the Polish spelling of said beverage.
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The correct spelling, you say?
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g'night.
what interesting dreams we all must have, going to bed after our evenings together.
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
I think Taco Bell could double their sales
if they marketed their food as a laxative.
And the FDA couldn’t say a damn thing. Can you imagine that conversation? “Are you trying to argue that claims that Taco Bell don’t make you have to shit almost immediately are unverified?”
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by jonfmorse on Feb 2, 2012 1:07 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
The New Prescription Strength Chalupa™!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Rebranding of the XXL Chalupa?
They could put Brian Wilson in the commercials again for being a huge turd.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 1:09 AM EST up reply actions
TACO BELL
NAWT AS GOOD AS GRAWNK
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K-State signed a Gronkowski today!
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WHAT THE FACK KINDA GRAWNK GOES TO MANHATTAN ANYWAY
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i think laxatives are supposed to make you shit
but not necessarily give you explosive diarrhea.
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
Magnesium citrate on line one
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Is this person from New Jersey?
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you mean that dookies don't know to come out of the rain?
some stereotypes are based in truth.
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 1:16 AM EST up reply actions
thing is,
my grandpa played for duke, and i’d love to know what he did.
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 1:18 AM EST reply actions
Oh, yeah?
So did my uncle T[OH GOD SPIDERS EVERYWHERE].
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very drunk, sir.
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 1:22 AM EST up reply actions
It was a joke, you zee
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 1:26 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Eh, it was a joke, you zed.
//Full Canada
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
Zed's dead, baby
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 2, 2012 1:49 AM EST up reply actions
question:
should I load my offsets targets before bed.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 1:21 AM EST reply actions
which really means
tell me to have another beer before bed.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 1:23 AM EST up reply actions
What you really need to do
is down a handful of Adderall.
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I think maybe gatorade is in order. Jonfmorse?
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Yes, Gatorade.
And Adderall.
And more beer.
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Nevermind. Please do not follow this "advice"!
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IT'S GOOD ADVICE DAMN IT
(for us)
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Right now, I need the Big East to not be cockbags.
I can’t clip text from Issuu. I need pdfs. Bastards.
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What is Issuu? I'm imagining some kind of read-only document?
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It's a service that hosts online viewing of PDFs in a Flash format.
Generally, you can download them as PDFs, but occasionally some asshole thinks it’s brilliant to disable that option.
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no worries, Iris.
ad I hope Kelly’s told you about my thanks.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 1:31 AM EST up reply actions
I'm sure he was JUST ABOUT TO.
but you’re welcome, I hope it’s worthwhile and you get the info you want!
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are you responding to posts the rest of us just can't see?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 1:24 AM EST up reply actions
Illusions, you might call them.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
just say yes
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 1:25 AM EST up reply actions
what are you doing besides drinking?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 1:26 AM EST up reply actions
just cuz, if you're sitting around on your own feeling sad or anxious, i say just go to bed.
if your mood has improved, then have at.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
Now YOU'RE talking to YOURself.
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also talking about myself (this just went meta)
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 1:30 AM EST up reply actions
Are you dancing with yourself yet?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 1:31 AM EST up reply actions
well... "dancing"
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 1:32 AM EST up reply actions
mood is great
I am with one other roommate who also believes 3rd roommate is too loud in sex stuff.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 2, 2012 1:30 AM EST up reply actions
I feel like I missed something from earlier?
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Pretty much all of us all night.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 1:31 AM EST up reply actions
hahaha.
lead the upsets or whatever the hell it is you said.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 2, 2012 1:31 AM EST up reply actions
whatever we all said.
time for community until we pass out in the bexley common room.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
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(that's yes in Japanese)
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 1:26 AM EST up reply actions
Rutgers fan musta signed up
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 1:26 AM EST up reply actions
I don't know what this means but sure go ahead
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 1:26 AM EST up reply actions
I feel the same way about vineyard vines.
It’s not even a wine store for cryin’ out loud.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
But Erik, she's just trying to alert you to criminal activity so you can stop it.
Batman can’t be everywhere, you know.
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Once you're in their database
You’re in the king-hell of databases.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 2, 2012 1:52 AM EST up reply actions
Why did I just open Minesweeper?
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Perhaps it was minesweeper that opened you?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 1:38 AM EST up reply actions
#TeamSimCity
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 1:40 AM EST up reply actions
I was limiting it to Windows operating system games
I am convinced that there is actually no other real person on internet checkers any more…and you are just playing a computer
Punting is winning.
Oh, fresh cut pineapple. How I shall miss you...
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You mean the cylindrically shaped pineapple in a plastic container that I would buy at Kroger doesn't count?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Nyet
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 1:53 AM EST up reply actions
You mean the whole pineapples that I can cut up don't count?
I know they weren’t cut off the tree right in front of me, but still…
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 2, 2012 1:54 AM EST up reply actions
You live in civilization.
I doubt I’m going to be able to get those in the middle of Louisiana.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 1:55 AM EST up reply actions
I would think you could
I’m pretty sure you can get them in baton rouge
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
oh, hey, Honey, I'm feeling like some pineapple, Can you drive the 3 1/2 hours to BR to pick some up??
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i didn't mean that you would drive to get them
(leaving aside the fact I don’t know where you are going to live), but that, in my experience, you can get them in louisiana
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Fort Polk. So, Leesville.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 1:58 AM EST up reply actions
the further north you go
the worst the food gets. Southwest LA has great food. You may be slightly too far north, hopefully not.
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We're an hour from Alexandria.
For what that is worth.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:03 AM EST up reply actions
i have been through there many times
It is reasonably large (relatively speaking)
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So probably there once a week, with trips to Houston once a month.
And whatever I can grab at other places when I’m traveling. It’s….doable.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:06 AM EST up reply actions
It's close to the middle of the state.
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Probably just made the mistake of being visibly eager to return to Yamato.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 2, 2012 2:16 AM EST up reply actions
Army likes to spread stuff around and make everyone the same.
“Oh, this guy has 7 years in Japan? Yeah, let’s send someone else who’s never been to fill that job in the embassy…”
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:18 AM EST up reply actions
This guy.
I’m going to 162nd Inf Bde to be a team leader for a training team that provides regional cultural and military instruction to units doing joint operations with South Asian countries (India, Nepal, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka). I’m a Japan specialist—but it’s all Asia, right?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:16 AM EST up reply actions
You're asking the Army to make sense
At least they got the close to the region, better than usual!
I'm a FAO, they're putting me through grad school to be an expert in Japan.
But you’re right, they’re just as likely to say “hey, Sub-Saharan Africa would be a good experience for you!”
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:22 AM EST up reply actions
Been to Sub-Saharan Africa, took pictures, got souveneirs
not going back.
Now that I think about it, the Army sponsors most of my tourism.
Lulz. Yes, great travel opportunities.
At least I’m not a Europe FAO. “Hey, they speak French in Africa, so we’ll assign you to AFRICOM”
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:25 AM EST up reply actions
"Join the US Army"
“Travel to exotic places, meet interesting people, and kill them.”
— Viet Nam era “joke”
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 2, 2012 2:26 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, yes.
except in my case, it will be “teach them how to kill better”
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:29 AM EST up reply actions
I had an instructor who was a FAO in Morroco
He got a palace out of the deal, and spent most of his time in the embassy. So, I guess aim for that.
Yeah, places like that, you live like a king.
I’ve known people who had mansions with full staffs in African countries. That’s good. The bad? You’re in Zimbabwe or whatever.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:38 AM EST up reply actions
Exchange rate is extremely favorable. That's good!
Violent riots are a daily occurance. That’s bad!
But he came away with real cool stories….
I can only imagine.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:51 AM EST up reply actions
ah, ok. Actually, we're already planning on making long trips to either BR or Houston to try to get
some of the more exotic foods that we eat. It’s going to be a challenge for us, this rural living…
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Hey, you're in luck!
On a whim I looked up Fort Polk, and there’s an Asian grocery there, tucked in between the Papa John’s pizza and Star Pawn and Gun.
What’s not to love?
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 2, 2012 1:58 AM EST up reply actions
oh, yes, have you seen the google image view of it? I have. it's....lonely looking.
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figures you knew about this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:02 AM EST up reply actions
I have to research all my options!
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This....is actually exciting news.
Though it makes me wonder if the LTC boss of mine with the Filipina wife didn’t mention it as a possibility. Is it bad, or are they just not good at finding things?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:01 AM EST up reply actions
I should have looked further down the list before posting
There’s TWO Asian markets. Well, one is the Oriental Market, in Leesville. And — oh, man, you’ll love this: the Crawfish To Go in Newllano.
Truly cosmopolitan.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 2, 2012 2:02 AM EST up reply actions
That's faincy livin' right thar.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:02 AM EST up reply actions
you cannot beat crawfish to go
they may have drive through liquor
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I'll bet a dollar you can't get fresh-caught crawfish in Hawaii.
You know, maybe just not having to pay $Texas for a nice cut of plain old beef might be nice, too.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 2, 2012 2:07 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, I'm sure there will be good points. It's just hard to see them right now through the disappointment
of not getting to go back to Japan. But we’re not the kind to sit around and wallow. We’ll have fun and enjoy what we can in Louisiana/Texas/the South, and then move on when it’s time.
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You would be right about the crawfish.
And $Texas for meat doesn’t bother us, as we spent 7 years in Japan. We’re going to have reverse-sticker shock when we get to LA.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:10 AM EST up reply actions
There is a difference in most fruits between bought at a grocery store and picked the day before I bought it from
a short drive away. Not that those are good, but this is truly fresh.
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On account of my derp and it being late, I shall show myself out
And retire to a few minutes more of alcohol, Walker Percy, Bon Iver, and contemplation of why I’m not climbing a mountain somewhere right now. Night night.
Sposed to be SEC
Hawaii has some nice mountains to climb. And when you're done....BEACH!
it can’t get better than that!
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I will come visit y'all down there sometime
I want to try KG’s magic unseasoned-yet-still-delicious rice
Sposed to be SEC
I can't even get that here in Hawaii.
I wish I could. Sigh.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:01 AM EST up reply actions
sure it could be better - you could be in Ohio
This is all just babytown frolics.
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Hello hello, is it anybody in there?
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How the fish biting?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:16 AM EST up reply actions
I'm here.
Studying in the dorm lounge, had to grab something from my room, and realize that I have outlasted my roommate who went out to the bar tonight.
I am doing something wrong.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 2, 2012 2:19 AM EST up reply actions
just finished loading up my uncle's boat
going out in about an hr or so
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SWEET
What kind of fish you get there?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:21 AM EST up reply actions
Is this the fishing trip to Australia?
EDSBS is truly world-wide.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 2, 2012 2:22 AM EST up reply actions
Red Sea
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OK.
Was the gf just in Oz? Why was I thinking Oz?
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 2, 2012 2:25 AM EST up reply actions
Was it Illusions' gf in Oz maybe?
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Probably
When one gets old, things run together in your head.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 2, 2012 2:27 AM EST up reply actions
Tell us again, Grandpa, about eating boiled shoe leather in the Great Depression!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:28 AM EST up reply actions
Well, sonny
The real trick was to not eat your OWN shoe leather, but to steal it from the people passed out from hunger on the streets. If they was too weak to eat their shoes, that wasn’t my problem.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 2, 2012 2:31 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yea, my special lady friend was in Australia with my parents for the Open
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Were you not with?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:38 AM EST up reply actions
Nope, it was better for my sanity.
Also I went to the rose bowl and from there to Vegas, I had way to much work to catch up with.
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Cool. Nice that you're family gets along with the lady friend enough to take her without you there.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:52 AM EST up reply actions
More like, it's nice your lady friend gets along with your parents enough to go on a trip with them!
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well, either way, it sounds like he's lucky...
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hell yea, I didn't have to go
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No tennis = happy
thought that would play better here.
Well, my mom used to be a really good tennis player,
and the special ladyfriend also played in college, so they got something in common.
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Israel.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:23 AM EST up reply actions
I have no fucking idea,
I’m not really into fishing, it was my uncle’s idea.
It’s mostly 3-4 days of drinking
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Best kind of fishing.
You’re not disappointed if they don’t bite.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:25 AM EST up reply actions
The 3 people I'm going out with is my dad and 2 uncles.
Last year they went for a day trip in Hungary, to a river not far from my home town.
They took about 15 liters of house wine, 1/2 gallon of plum brandy and some fishing equipment and ONE sandwich between 3 of them. Came home with something that kind of reminded a fish, without any of the fishing gear, and of course the above mentioned alcohol. They also stopped at the liquor store on the way home and bought a couple bottles of scotch just in case
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Sounds like a blast! Mazel Tov!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:39 AM EST up reply actions
If you've ever seen the movie Secondhand Lions,
those are my uncles
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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"fishing" = "drinking on a boat"
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What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:40 AM EST up reply actions
If you're doing it right
you use your big-ass truck to mow down a deer on the highway on the way home.
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reply fail
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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Whoa, look at the time
0230 in God’s Own Time Zone. Gotta be at work in six hours, and it’s an hour’s drive there.
Night, everyone.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 2, 2012 2:29 AM EST reply actions
I have to rescind my Big East hatred.
Apparently, the problem was with my browser. Downloaded the pdfs on my laptop just fine.
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Feel free to carry on with the Big East hate
All the information is probably wrong anyway.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 2, 2012 2:32 AM EST up reply actions
Odds are it'll be less wrong than the individual schools' media guides.
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/Georgetown claims National Championships Bama-style
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 2:39 AM EST up reply actions
I don't even concern myself what that nonsense.
No, what gets me the most is the inevitable “All-Conference Selections” section, where they claim every assclown who ever got named on any little shitburg newspaper’s first-team all-conference team as a first-team selection*, even if the conference itself and/or the Associated Press named someone else.
(* – or, better yet, completely forget about guys that the conference itself or the AP DID select.)
This happens constantly. Doing the Big 8, which I have full AP all-conference data for all the way back to fuckin’ 1921, I discovered that every single school was (a) missing at least a half-dozen legit first-teamers and (b) was claiming at least a dozen that weren’t.
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Amazing.
Really—how do they do that? It should not be that hard, right?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 3:03 AM EST up reply actions
Part of it (claiming half-ass shit) is chest-puffing
Part of it is just crappy record keeping (the missing ones).
To be fair, most of the missing information is from way back. The further back you go, the more “unimportant” piddly stuff like sports was in terms of record-keeping at most schools, and a lot of schools haven’t been diligent about researching their own histories. And when it comes to leagues that no longer exist, it’s just that much more difficult (although — minor rant — the entire history of the Southwest Conference is sitting in a stack of boxes at Texas Tech, so why isn’t anyone digitizing it?)
So, into google news archive I have to go, trying to dig it all up.
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WRONG NUMBER AT 5:30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING BRAGGGHGFGHGGGH
FUCK SHIT BASTARD CUNT ON A STICK WRAPPED LATHERED IN TOM HAMMOND’S TESTICLES SINGING GODDAMN PITBULL FOR ALL ETERNITY IN AN OCEAN OF FERMENTED HORSESHIT ON A FUCKING PLANETWIDE ORGY OF MOTHERFUCKERS NAMED WOODY HAYES WITH SPIDERS FOR TESTICLES AND INFINITE FUCKS POURING OUT OF EVERY ORAFICE FUCK FUCK FUCK TIMES THREEVE
by Mango Stasi on Feb 2, 2012 8:58 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
I wake up at 530am because I want to
and I should call you more often.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 2, 2012 9:12 AM EST up reply actions
You shouldn't call me when YOU wake up at 530 though.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 2, 2012 9:30 AM EST up reply actions
I did?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 2, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
"TOM HAMMOND’S TESTICLES"
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Yeah, this is too common an occurrence here.
The price we pay for being 5 hours behind east coast. People seem genuinely shocked when I tell them they’ve dialed Hawaii. YOU DIALED THE 808 AREA CODE YOU IDIOT I DIDN’T
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 2, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
Uff-da! Have you figured out what business's "800" number has the same last seven digits as yours?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Our house number growing up started with 866.
Then, that became a free long distance number, like 800-numbers used to be. I answered so many calls from people who had forgotten to dial 1 first, and were looking to tell me information about their pension plans that, were I evil, I could be much richer now.
My loyal heart avows no other.
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