MISS CLEE-JOE REPORTS FROM SIGNING DAY
by Spencer Hall on Feb 1, 2012 4:32 PM EST
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SPIRITS OF THE CARQUEST BOWL, GUIDE ME!
Reports from signing day, as seen only in dis crystal ball blackberry! SHUMM-ONN.
Great signing day for Florida State. Would not be surprised if this group wins multiple titles - Rix really is that good.
After playing "Revolution 9" from popular band The Beatles' "White Album" backwards, it appears that athlete Paul Thompson from Leander's chances of going to Oklahoma State or Texas… Are dead.
According to my elderly neighbor, this Dikembe Mutombo is a defensive monster. Great get for the [CONFIRM WITH RESEARCH DEPARTMENT].
A man dressed entirely in silver glitter body paint doing what appeared to be the robot would neither confirm nor deny rumors of LSU's Les Miles being in on quarterback Russell Shepard.
Seantrel Henderson may be just the commit to save turn around Tim Brewster's Minnesota tenure.
A reliable source at the University of Southern California tells me LSU fans might want to hold their horses on all these "Joe McKnight-to-Baton Rouge" rumors.
An anonymous internet source has emailed me to let me know that little-known Messi Facial may not have the buzz other recruits do, but that he's a corner whose coverage and explosion will be the talk of the Big East for years to come.
Vincent Young, an athlete from the Houston area, has committed to stay at home with the University of Texas. Will he stay at QB? Time will tell.
Popular internet web forum TigerDroppings reports "The page cannot be found. The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable." The SEC's clandestine ways know no bounds.
Can one signing put Tennessee back on top? This DVD of Bryce Brown I bought at a garage sale says YES!
I'm told by a man very familiar with the solar system that if the sun and moon both align a certain way at a certain time, Florida commit John Brantley turns into a teen wolf.
I have just received this email from Colorado coach Gary Barnett: "NOTICE DO NOT REPLY THIS EMAIL DOES NOT EXIST" Pretty big day there in Boulder.
Hearing Bo Jackson turned down legendary Alabama head coach Bear Bryant. The reasons are unclear but one source didn't like the sound of it.
Whispers around Clemson say CJ Spiller's commitment may be in jeopardy after doctors examinations revealed Spiller IS REALLY A VERY MUSCULAR GIRL.
BE BLESSED MON! MISS CLEE-JOE MAY NOT KNOW DEE WHOLE FUTURE, BUT HE DOES KNOW IT WILL SOON BE "PAST" US IF WE'RE NOT PRESENT, MON!
SHABBA!
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Oo-de-lally! A Bryce Brown! How exciting!
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Knowshon Moreno commits to Georgia
Certainly a talent like this will see immediate playing time.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Feb 1, 2012 5:22 PM EST reply actions
Ryan Perrilloux will spurn Texas and head to LSU.
He will win the Hiesman as a freshman and nurture his backup QBs into efficient, stable, offensive machines. LSU will put up huge numbers on offense. will be fun to watch.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 1, 2012 5:24 PM EST via Android app reply actions
if I was 18 again
I would borrow a fake ID from RP and go put money on that not happening
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
The next group of recruiting analysts learning their craft:
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley
by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Feb 1, 2012 5:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Brock Berlin to Florida
Spurrier’s offense would be unstoppable if my grandmother took the snaps. Can you imagine the numbers this guy can put up?
by Michael J Pigott on Feb 1, 2012 5:47 PM EST reply actions
Expect Ron Powlus to continue the Irish's winning ways. I see multiple Heisman trophies in his future
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I'd probably slap you for this if you hadn't shared in my pain of the Ron Powlus Experience.
sigh.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
by PAK on Feb 1, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
This just in: Drew Stanton will lead Spartans to an era of prosperity, especially when coached by the talented John L Smith!
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Feb 1, 2012 7:00 PM EST reply actions
That Glen Mason sure has resuscitated Dinkytown football.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Feb 1, 2012 7:14 PM EST reply actions
Had I started law school during Mason's tenure,
I’d probably be mad. Because my Gophs fandom began during Brewster’s tenure, I spent years wishing for Mason.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
"There is zero doubt in my mind. Brodie Croyle is the second coming of Joe Willie!!!!!" - every one of us Alabama fans (circa 2001)
Despite the football Deus being cruel to us when we paid homage to the golden calf from Memphis, we still had faith that we were The Chosen People. We crossed the Sea of Fran, recieved the law of what not to do with strippers from Artie’s Angels, and then wandered in the desert of Shula.
… and now here we are.
by Michael J Pigott on Feb 1, 2012 7:48 PM EST reply actions
FTFW
weyou stillhadhave faith that wewereare The Chosen People
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Ole Miss Johnny Vaught passed on Lance Alworth
because he is married.Ms Clee-joe says no problem; he’s a bust.
Will Muschamp will take the reigns at Texas when Mack Brown retries! 'Gig em!
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Thanks for the memories, Spencer.
Great signing day for Florida State. Would not be surprised if this group wins multiple titles – Rix really is that good.
Thanks for inviting me out today. I really needed some time to stop worrying about my love life.
--Well, you know, that's why God gave us baseball..... And war.
Anthony Morelli
This kid can really throw, he`ll break records and win National Titles! Antonio Logan El is going to be a dominant Tackle. Chris Bell surely won’t try to stab a teammate at lunch.
Todd Marinovich
Is a spectacular can’t-miss QB who will never lose a game and will be the first three time Heisman winner. He will also transform his teammates into healthy, superior athletes by introducing them to his diet and training regimen.
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Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
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