SIGNING DAY PART THREE: RANDY EDSALL'S WEDNESDAY
by Spencer Hall on Feb 1, 2012 2:22 PM EST
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7:15 a.m. Slept late! Darn it all. Lettin' the day get away! Scrub-a-dub, Rand-o-saurus! Let's get that beast clean before a day in the jungle. Rowr!
7: 17 a.m. Bumble and Bumble 'till I die.
7:40 a.m. Out of Chocolate Cheerios. That's a shame. Maybe too rich for a Tuesday anyways. Guess it's time for some Rice Krispies, no milk, add a spoonful of sugar. Okay, okay: splenda it is. Gotta watch that waistline Randy-bear!
8:15 a.m. Little Matt Lauer never hurt anyone. He's America's tall cup of coffee. Ann Curry must be the hazelnut creamer. Seems brittle. Now thinking about my defensive line! No idea why.
8:18 a.m. USA Today. America's paper. There's a reason we're the number one country in the world — and it's documented in a pie chart right here! No bad news blues when you're reading color coded sections. You know, I've always dreamed of one day being on the cover.
9:15 a.m. There's so much tension in the Trader Joe's parking lot this morning! Parking lots are the most dangerous places in the world. 85% of accidents occur in them. Real statistic. Got that one from my last driver, who also served as my last offensive coordinator, Gary Crowton. Bless his heart, he got us in a wreck 9 out of every 10 times we went somewhere. Great guy though. Wish him the best in Canada when he's driving on the other side of the road up there.
9:50 a.m. Bought a few bars of dark chocolate on the way out. Who's running a zone blitz on heart disease? Randy Griffith Edsall, that's who.
10:15 a.m. Few laps at the pool. Lady next to me think's i'm checking her out! I keep these eyes on the Missus alone. That Julianna Margulies would be a five star recruit in Randy's class of kissable ladies---
10:16 a.m. That nagging feeling--
10:16:05 a.m. --of missing something jeez what could it be---
10:16:18 a.m. --no I swear I remembered almond butter and vitamins---
10:16:22 a.m. OH GOD IT'S SIGNING DAY.
10: 17 a.m. [RUNS OUT OF POOL AND STEALS THE FIRST CELLPHONE HE CAN FIND AND STARTS RUNNING TO THE HORIZON]
10:22 a.m. Let's just check this public computer at the gym to see if I'm crazy okay calm down Randy breathe breathe do I want to stay logged in well sure what could happen OH GOD---
[grabs first vehicle he can find]
"Mush, Locksley!"
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Joe Theisman is talking about quail egg chili on The Chew.
Just FYI.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 2:27 PM EST reply actions
Man, that prostate stuff he keeps hawking on TV must be good
if it got it down to the size of a quail egg.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
EDSALL is a recruiting assassin.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
"No, our uniforms look awesome! C'mon!"
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
"Look closer. I swear you'll see that sailboat."
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 1, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
It's a schooner!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
repost DOGMEAT
this is Dogmeat
he is your post-apocalyptic-off-season companion
he doesn’t like lasers
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
Locksley would be a great name for a butler.
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A nice change of pace from Jeeves.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Bein from the bay area I'm surprised you don't have a dog named Loxley or something
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Our dogs are named after Ole Miss-related things.
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"Losing," "failure," "alcoholism," and "racism" are interesting names for dogs to be sure.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 1, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions 22 recs
She's too busy to reply
Failure needed to go take a Cutcliffe.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
hopefully not on "historical irrelevence's" (Dale for short) grave
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
"Chafing Dish" (he's a boy dog)
and “Chandelier” (that’s a girl dog). “CH. 347 Extension Cords Plugged Into One Receptacle” is the AKC name given to their rescue pooch, “Hail Manning”.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Feb 1, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Even I had to rec this.
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Archie, Eli, Grove-y, Square-y, Lucy, Blazer, Hotty, Toddy?
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Eli, Rebel, and Dixie, so far.
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Akbar was a stillbirth?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
I thought Locksley was the gardener?
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The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Or personal security.
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No, that's Minh Bo.
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The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
or a shrimp dish.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 1, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
Or an outlaw.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
I think she said "The Ring Team," actually.
Which may be worse.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Rheem team
They’ll all be installing air conditioners in 4 years.
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
by AubEng on Feb 1, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Sid Bream?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
if you showed this to someone unaware of the situation
it looks like a murder
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
Well it did kill the Pirates mini-dynasty.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
They also drafted Jason Kendall that year.
Connected?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
CREAM Team?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Krispy Kream Team
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
HIVED.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
#TeamDunkin
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
#teamfuckoff
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Actual donuts for the win.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
???
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
Team Don't float the mainstream
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Team usually pretty good but their IPA is a disappointment
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
Team I think sometimes think you're wrong-eem
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
For the local stuff there, I'm usually on #TeamTerrapin
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
I like Terrapin a lot.
It’s one of 3 beers I don’t mind paying $10+ for because I like to support kind of local beers. The other 2 are sweetwater (usually around 8-9) and Red Brick
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
I see nothing in this statement I disagree with.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
I did too.
but I wasn’t able to buy it on my own
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
I used to have an ABC hat, but it was taken
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
big fan of most of the local beers
Terrapin and Wild Heaven are my top two
with Red Brick slightly ahead of Sweetwater
Tell about this wild heaven?
I’ve never heard of such
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
It's my current number 2 style behind IPA
Is Wild Heaven an ATL brewery?
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
Decatur I believe
So close enough to count for me
I count Decatur as Atlanta
I know it’s its own city, but it is ITP and most everyone who lives there works downtown. (once upon a time I lived there) It’s more Atlanta than most of that Cobb County crap
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
I'm now offended
Hell of a lot better than North Fulton and Gwinnett.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
I put East Cobb slightly above Alpharetta/Milton
And Gwinnett way below everyone else. Roswell is alright. Vinings is Atlanta. The problem with Cobb is that it’s so big that you’ve got to draw a line somewhere
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
Well I'm not from East Cobb.
I lump it in with Roswell and all. Western Marietta, Kennesaw, and Acworth I like.
Agreed that Vinings is Atlanta
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Everything south of Dalton and north of Macon
is Atlanta.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I recently met someone here at AU
who told me she was from Atlanta. I asked her where she went to HS.
Response: Cass.
As in Cartersville
She was very embarrassed when I told her I too was from Atlanta and went to HS in Atlanta
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
Well to people from Alabama
I would think they view Atlanta like gtne91
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
Two counties in Alabama are in Atlanta media market
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
If someone is from the area I tell them I'm fom Kennesaw,
But someone in NY or NJ isn’t going to know where the hell that is.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
Half the time people don't know shit about the southside
So I say 30 miles south of the city, and they nod knowingly.
But yeah, I definitely recall being ‘from Atlanta’ while outside of the country as a kid.
These both make sense, but when
you’re 115 miles from the city you’re speaking of you have to understand that people might know where you’re talking about. If they don’t know where Kennesaw or Griffin is, then you say it’s a little northwest or south of the city. Especially when people from Alabama will tell you what neighborhood they’re from when you ask (lookin at you B-ham)
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
Just tell them you're in Buckhead
Then do troll face when they ask if you live off West Paces. Then see if they know where Morgan County is.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
I meant as in other Atlanta area people don't tend to go too far out on the south side
Union City and Newnan are the extent of their knowledge, though occasionally Peachtree City is also familiar.
I actually do technically live in Buckhead, though honestly I consider Lindbergh closer (not necessarily by distance) to midtown than buckhead.
Lindbergh is one of those
grey areas. South Buckhead? I kind of think people in places like Lindbergh say anything but Buckhead because they don’t like the response that comes from saying your from Buckhead
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
I, for one, just say lindbergh
or ‘corner of Piedmont and lindbergh’
Gold Club!!!!
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't realize where that had been
Until I moved in just slightly down lindbergh at the AMLI and recognized that building from all the newscasts
I'm over that way quite a bit.
Closest Taco Mac to my gf’s place.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
You should try out the Red Pepper Tacqueria
Lavista & Briarcliff
100 types of tequila, some infused tequila, margaritas, taps on the table with digital tracking, etc.
Same here.
I always say “from just south of Atlanta.” If they continue to ask where, then I tell them “Griffin. And if you ever have the chance to go there… don’t.”
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
Chattanooga is Atlanta
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
except they got moonpies
point chattanooga
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
Interesting.
Wild Heaven is made by the founder of Paste magazine and the owner of Trappeze in Athens.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
Sweetwater rec
Fo sho, Fo sho. That’s some fine stuff.
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Please dear God no.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Team Jim Beam
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
For using the appropriate black label I give you a rec
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
Co-signed.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
Slitheen Team
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 1, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
Sweetwater
Is good stuff. Don’t like the Blue or Road Trip (summer), but 420 and IPA are always in the fridge and Snow Day is teh ossum.
Terrapin Hopsecutioner will rock your world.
Just had an ABC Hoplanta and really like it, too.
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Krispy Kreme Team?
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's a better pic
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
Awful donuts
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Feb 1, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Canadians do donuts better.
CANADIANS.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Feb 1, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, man
but they’re waaaay up there.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 1, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
No. Tim Hortons will not enter into this.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
oh. that was what he was talking about.
had those, too. they’re freakin breakfast. kinda hard to mess up donuts.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 1, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
The easiest way to screw up a donut?
Sell it at coffee store.
/Dunkndonuts
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Someone has never had proper Dunkin
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
I believe this will effectively end the donut debate
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
BONER
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
And thus ends the debat on whether or not America has become too fat
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
I'm contemplating a cheesesteak with bacon and ranch for lunch
Is that wrong?
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 1, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
FTR this hypothesis
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
not enough deep frying.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
They have Cheerwine Krispy Kremes. Huh.
Excuse me.
/leaves desk, walks slowly toward door
/starts sprinting halfway to door
//jumps in car, heads south to find donuts
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
If that's wrong, I don't wanna be right.
I’m also in the market for a good cardiologist.
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PHRASING!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Filling doughnuts with hipster soda will not sway me
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Hipster soda? this isn't jones cola
this is Cheerwine. just because you didn’t grow up drinking it doesn’t mean it’s a hipster thing
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Only ever remember hipsters talking about it/drinking it at UGA
Cherry soda not a fan.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
It's pretty good?
My favorite are the blueberry donut hole things. Wouldn’t put it on same level as Krispy Kreme or the million awesome asian-owned places around town here.
I wouldn't go that far.
They are pretty mediocre, though.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
This, except I'd rate them slightly above mediocre.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
once went to a krispy kreme bakery.
fresh ones where like hot grease cotton candy. in an amazing way.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
If I was a child with a terminal disease
my wish would be to ride the krispey kreme conveyor belt
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
Even if you're terminal
that ride through the deep-fryer is going to hurt like a bitch.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
nah, just the glaze fountain
It’ll still hurt, but I won’t get deep fried
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
There's one on my way from home to work-
just don’t care for them. Tim Horton’s is better- hell, I like Entmann’s better
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Entemann's is the shiznit!
Didn’t know you could get them anywhere but Chicago
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by Spartan D on Feb 1, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They're everywhere in grocery stores...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I used to make my mom bring Entemann's coffee cakes when she visited me at college.
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"Now wait just a minute."
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Too skinny.
I think it’s shopped.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Feb 1, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Looks more like Quarles.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Wrong Supremes
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Feb 1, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
this picture certainly won't stir up any arguments.
nope.
none.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 1, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
SUPREME COURT GROUP PHOTO BACKROUND CURTAIN COLOR NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP PAAAAAWWWWWL
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
THEY SPOSED'T BE PATRIOT LEAGUE PAWL
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
Steam Team
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
I won't take the blame for those arguments.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Saban= FDR?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 1, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think it's "The Digging Team"
and they’ve been recruited to serve as standing pallbearers for Uga IX through Uga XII.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
wasn't last year the dream team?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
Has Georgia had a bad recruiting year in the five years or so?
No? Hm. Just wondering.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
FTFY
Has Georgia had a bad recruiting year in the five thirty years or so?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I was going to go with 10...
but I’m just a tadpole that hasn’t followed college football rabidly for that long.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
much like commiting to UGA.
I’m sure UGA I doesn’t look down from doggie heaven and think “if i’d only picked a different team, i’d have so many more living descendants.”
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
However, they will be around for not 1...not 2...not 3...not 4...not 5...not 6...but 7 Ugas.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Drop the D
Then maybe they’re on to something.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Feb 1, 2012 2:39 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Saw several people on the Auburn Rivals msg board
said they took off work for today.
Really? Really?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 2:37 PM EST reply actions
That $180,000 isn't going to deliver itself now, is it?
by Attie Hat on Feb 1, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Hived
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
we're losing money on this class....
at least Cam was worth it.
/allegedly
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
"Get back to work! These recruits won't buy themselves!"
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
NDnation is currently comparing their recruiting class to auburn's
apparently that’s pejorative.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Notre Dame has ESS EEE CEE SPEED?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
I thought they were afraid of competing against us?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
being compared to ndnation's class is, indeed, a duel worthy insult.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
Urban sure wanted a piece of it
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
what was that? i can't hear you over the sound of taking your Oline coach and his best recruits.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
there was only the one. which I'll forget because we stole Nebraska's best Oline recruit
the really good coach was the running back’s coach.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
WE WERE PLANET CLASS UNTIL THE POORS HAD THEIR WAY WITH PLUTO
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
1% of the planets has 99% of the orbital eccentricity
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We don't spend enough money.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
Most folks would take off work Monday
not in Alabama cuz here’s whur the real pros play
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Miami making like
an ESS EEE SEE school with 33 commits.
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
nah dog
We’re only allowed 25. unless you’re alabama.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
you can "commit"
all you want. You just can’t SIGN more than 25.
And I learned recently that the limit is on LOI’s, not on how many actually end up getting admitted. Should make for some interesting adjustments with certain institutions.
Too bad Giggity is gone. He would have found whatever loophole existed and hung himself with it.
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Good-
You shouldn’t be able to sign a kid to an LOI if he can’t get into school, especially given how abysmally low the NCAA standards are.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Hater
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
Well
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Alabama, where even Forrest Gump can graduate in 4 years
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Except in the book
Where he left after a year, I think.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
He was also a savant who excelled in physics and became an astronaut.
by Nick's Hat Band on Feb 1, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't remember that part
Been a while since I read it.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Yup
and Jenny doesn’t die, and they have all kinds of crazy sex, rather than the relatively staid depiction in the movie.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
but... but... the loose woman MUST die of AIDS or else what will become of MORALS?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
I regret that I have not crushed my enemies, seen them driven before me, or heard the lamentation of their women.
I’m missing out on the best things in life.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 1, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Checked all those off on Thanksgiving.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 1, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
well, sheep
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
He goes to space with a monkey and somehow has adventures with Raquel Welch after teaching pacific islanders to grow cotton or something.
The biggest problem with the movie was that it was way more believable than the book.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Yeah, in the book he crash lands on in New Guinea or something like that.
Also, Forrest in the books is much more of a true autistic savant, whereas in the movie, he’s some sort of undefined “slow”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I do remember those parts.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
I thought you might- "in the sink" just sounds uncomfortable, though.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Dang it.
I knew that was right, but 4 sounded more degrading
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Well, he wouldn't have played as a freshman
and I suppose there could be a redshirt in there…
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
better than walkons, apparently
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
RECCITY REC REC
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
Not to be forgotten, his cousin, the NCAA DoomTrain
by ElRocco337 on Feb 1, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
*BOOP BOOP BOOP*
ESCYOO ME PASSENGERS THIS NCAA DOOM TRAIN WILL NOT BE STOPPING AT USC WE GON RUN EXPRESS TO MIAMI DOORS CLOSING.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
If yo bitch only know
that she was gettin’ fucked in the seventh sleeper…
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 1, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
how is that XIII-2 btw
how many outfits have you unlocked?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
some of those outfits are so flimsy that breathing in will "unlock" them.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
why am I always in a strangly dusty room when Cyan's family is referenced?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
SNES Final Fantasy auto-rec
/got XIII-2 yesterday
The only thing I ever remember about any of the final fantasys
Was a level on one on the Supernintendo where there were three monster sisters you had to kill. To this day I remember that you had to kill the middle one first because she could regenerate the other two
Punting is winning.
those fucking sisters
when i would rent the game from blockbuster when i was like 10, that was about as far as i could get before the game went back.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
I know right....
It took me forever to figure that one out…My older brother almost broke the console he got so frustrated
Punting is winning.
I also recall one of those three boss groups where you had to kill all three at the same time.
That was rather irritating.
The crazy thing is that FFII is the "easy" version of that game
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
If I remember correctly..whenever you died on the supernintendo/early ones...didnt it say something like "YOU HAVE PERISHED"
Punting is winning.
Nintendo didn't want death specifically mentioned in the US versions of their games.
This lead to some weird and sometimes awkward lines.
didn't notice that at the time, but that must have lead to some odd convos about rydia' parents, edward's lover, tellah, the monarchs of many a city, etc.
though the thing that always made me laugh was flying to the moon in a whale.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Chrono Trigger lurves it some regenerating boss.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
also disguising the last boss as a mini-minion.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
no
Only meant to play up to the first save point… then realized after a bit that you could save anywhere and went to bed.
Just bought a PS3 and XIII for my wife as a Christmas gift
That game has the most annoying soundtrack ever. So many alarms going off.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
those aren't alarms, that is just vanille and hope having a conversation.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So I organized and wrote a 7,000 word paper in 3 days of office hours.
Does this qualify as going hard?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
You're an engineer, right?
It sure sounds like you are.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
When in doubt, whip out the vector diagram.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
I could probably do it.
It wouldn’t be pretty, but I could probably do it. And it would take a helluva lot longer than 3 days.
Yeah, probably.
I have to figure out how to cut 1000 more words
from my 18,000 word paper in order to submit it for publication.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Remove all "the" from your paper
There’s gotta be at least a thousand of them, right?
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Words?
Them things are like when you combine a bunch of variables to make sounds, right?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Feb 1, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
SORCERY!
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 1, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
This man, here.
He GETS me, man. He gets me.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
You're not the first people to accuse me of black magic-
the GF says “so, you’re an evil mathemagician, huh?”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
that is JUST SO CUTE that i could drown a sack of puppies
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hater!
:-P
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
It's like an elephant that never forgets...
TO KILL!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Okay, I'm finally coming out to play
I feel like I’ve wiped most of the cum from my chin, and it’s time to actually be a college football fan again. It’s been a rough few weeks to say the least.
Anyway… GEAUX TIGERS and let’s sign some awesome shockers today!
(formerly Gregatron)
Respect the bucket, son.
And Ronald Darby picks FSU as well
Jesus, they’re getting a shitload of players. Maybe now they can beat Wake Forest.
by ElRocco337 on Feb 1, 2012 3:00 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
"Darby?!"
/Shula flies through doorway
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 1, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
We beat Wake by 23 just a few days ago
And tonight we can make it six in a row against GT.
Oh, you meant football? Eh, FSU is more of a basketball school. You wouldn’t understand.
by Ardbeg on Feb 1, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why is it that everytime Wake Forest is brought up here it is within this context?
Punting is winning.
Who the hell else loses to Wake Forest that anyone notices?
/le sigh
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
/Remembers Cyrus K situation from last year
//Envisions repeat with my other team this year
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Rumor storm seems to be calming down now, but it got pretty crazy
Someone went so far as to speculate that because he wanted UGA and his family wanted UF, they would compromise and settle on FSU. Absurdity at its finest.
Hi everyone!
any big defections on NSD? Notre Dame is looking at a darn good class, assuming everyone signs!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Ha! ND didn't have that problem with Greenberry!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Jordan Payton
Who committed to Cal at one of the all-american games and to Washington yesterday, revealed that he has been a silent to UCLA and signed.
Toshiro Mifune shuns Sophia, gone to Waseda.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Joe Shad is reporting that Benedict Arnold will back out on his commitment to the Colonials and sign with Britain.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 1, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Joe Schad reports Vidkun Quisling having second thoughts on his commitment to Norway.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Joe Schad reporting live from Pangaea that North America is reconsidering its commitment to the Eurasian continent.
by Attie Hat on Feb 1, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EURASIA SCHAD
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wait, I think we just found the Bagman.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
Thus establishing the NCAA's treatment of improper benefits that were later returned.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 1, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Three "wise" Alabama boosters reportedly approached recruit with Gold, Muir and Frankensence
Punting is winning.
Muir?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Muir?
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Feb 1, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I was in my room
and I was like just sitting there staring at the wall thinking about everything but then again I was thinking about “I don’t WANT to go to Mississippi State”
And my Dad came in and I didn’t even realize he was there and he calls my name but I didn’t even hear it, and he started screaming AUBURN! AUBURN!
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 1, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
Muiri?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Joe Schad reports that Sen. McCarthy may in fact have no decency.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 1, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Toshiro Mifune shuns Seibei in favor of Ushitora
Then betrays Seibei and burns both to the ground.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
/womp womp
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
If only we'd run the ball more
Then he definitely would have committed to ND.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Are you making this up, or is this coming from our friends at NDNation?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
I'm making it up
Though it would not surprise me to find that nugget of truth on the site.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Kelly and his staff obviously just have given up, and accepted 8-5 as the new reality.
Someone on OFD this morning was simultaneously arguing that our schedule next year is a killer and no way will we go 10-2 (the standard said poster felt was necessary to get to a BCS game) and that 10-2 should be a no-brainer, since we’ve improved the offensive line and defense, so what’s Kelly’s problem?
I just want to scream sometimes.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
All outcomes are an indictment of Coach Kelly
IT IS KNOWN
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Well, he will have to get the lads to play better than what I saw them do against FSU.
The offense was almost non-existent and the defense just got wore out during the third quarter.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Maybe with a QB who can throw more than 20 yards without throwing parabola style.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 1, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't get me wrong, I will normally pull for your guys....
But it is going to be an uphill battle for another year at least.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Have any Auburn recruits been taken out of their high school by a non-relative and spent the week
at his Beach condo yet this week?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:04 PM EST reply actions
Surely this is covered by any pending NCAA Sandusky Rule.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
I know one of their OL commits is wavering and considering switching to Auburn.
Alex Kozan. But I don’t know how that’s going to end up.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Auburn is flipping a lot of guys today
That’s all I’m going to say.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 1, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
It feels pretty quiet to me. We've been losing a lot of close ones.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Who else?
JaQuay Williams was always an Auburn commit. Avery Young was always an Auburn lean, and we missed out on a ton of guys we were after. We flipped a QB from UCF, but no one else that I’ve heard of unless the Kozan deal comes through.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
This
As I’ve been following 2 teams today I can say Auburn has “flipped” as many (1) as UGA.
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
I never heard that Young was nearly as much an Auburn lean as you think
Then again, I’m probably just mad from that and JHC now in total blackout mode.
by Dawg from Canton on Feb 1, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
Probably because I was looking at Auburn sites
and you were looking at UGA sites. Each is going to spin things a bit where they can.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
AU flipped one from GT
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I figure he will be Aycock 2
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I hope he doesn't line up
/puts on sunglasses
in the Neutral Zone.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
Finebaum already doing the trolling
“How do you lose a player to Houston?”
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:11 PM EST reply actions
Apparently, because he knew the WR coach.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
hard work and determination.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
My prediction:
SPIDERS.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Bob Bradley is coaching their national team now.
We should probably stop with the BBD&Q thing out of concern.
I saw that
but honestly was not terribly surprised
Unfortunately this sort of stuff happens far too often outside of Europe, the last decade has been especially horrible in Africa & the middle east
saw a report saying 73 dead and the league has suspened all operations
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
ESPN reporting that Urban Meyer is signing kids to 4-year schollys at tOSU
Seems unfair to burden the next coach like that.
by Ardbeg on Feb 1, 2012 3:25 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
He thought that he should give them the same commitment he gave his own children.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 1, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
NO ONE COMMENTED ON THIS?
This is the second best comment of the day after the life will find a way comment.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
Just a standard Esophagus Clause.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
OSU is commited to those kids...
…right up to the point where the school realizes they have 86 guys lined up for 82 available schollies, then there will be blood.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
/Urban beats Tebow with bowling pin
//is finished
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 1, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/3rd stringer jaywalks
//kicked off team
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/star QB accused of murder
//suspended for Ohio University game
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 1, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
This isn't Alabama we're talking about now
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
you don't remember
Top-ranked Florida will be without star linebacker Brandon Spikes for the first half of Saturday’s game against Vanderbilt.
Coach Urban Meyer suspended Spikes on Monday, two days after the defensive captain apparently attempted to gouge the eyes of Georgia running back Washaun Ealey in a 41-17 victory.
I do. But I was thinking more about that time in 07 when Alabama lost to ULM
DJ hall was suspended for that game. Played in the second half
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
Don't hate just because Meyer just did something more moral than your own coach has.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
that's a rec
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
my school just goes ahead and pays them for all four years up front
by Ardbeg on Feb 1, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Shoes for Industry! Shoes for the Dead!
Free Shoes For Life!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Proud to green that
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
So it's Wednesday, and in approximately an hour and a half...most of you will be entertained in your weekly renderings of: ADVENTURES IN GREEKPADRE'S OFFICE HOURS
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Scene: A small university office. Yanni plays in the background...
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 1, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Padre's eye twitches involuntarily.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
Student walks into room with confused look and a molecular model
Greekpadre frowns knowing its going to be a long day
Punting is winning.
Don't forget about CRG
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
ugh, students.
a friend of mine just spent a whole hour arguing with a student over the C+ she game his paper.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
TA. for the next 5 months.
did you know there are state limits on cumulative grad student funding? that do not take in to account whether you’ve spent time at a University getting different degrees, having gone through entirely separate application processes for each?
I found this out yesterday morning.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT? I mean it doesn't matter, should have research funding soon...but seriously?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
"Research funding" oh hai, I'm a humanities student.
But yeah, I got my MA at the same place I’m getting my PhD, and they are all like “You’ve been here 6 years? No more funding for you!”
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
I was wondering how humanities students do research (seriously)
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
generally, in between shifts at starbucks.
or win a grant or a post-doc.
as long as your program isn’t “de-emphasizing” your track. “we’re a ranked creative writing program? give the writers more money!” “recent hires leave the 3 most powerful figures in the dept as 2 composition studies people and one senile shakespearian? more money for comp!” “You like talking about actual books? You’re still here?”
There is a reason i’ve been nicknamed “The Last Starfighter” in the program.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
That's a fantastic nickname,
I wish i had a nickname that cool…
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
As the Greek one said,
that is an awesome nickname. The mancub will be old enough to watch that soon. I can hardly wait.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I love it when law students think they can argue with a prof for a higher grade
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 1, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Well, if they can win the argument, that's one place they deserve a higher grade.
(See also: Negotiations 331)
Free at last!
She asks padre if he knows his calculus and proceeds to sing a love song.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that isn't Yanni, it is undergrads in the quad trying to do acoustic rock
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
GET THOSE POTSMOKING BRAHS OFF MY LAWN
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
STONER BASHIN TIME
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
no joke, there are gangs with the Mission Bell tatoo on their inner arms
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
He's at USD....
…those are yuppie children practicing for whatever the California version of cotillion is called
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
No, I'm at UCR...I was at USD the other week for the BYU-USD bb game
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Rednecks pull you out of a ditch sopt you a ten spot you a twenty
Give you a six-pack. Here in LA (lower Alabama) At a bar the other night Something about Libya and the UN and the Iran factor hgfkhdydhgvbnm Roll Tide Why don’t you get out of the county?
What the fuck Finebaum you let him speak
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:39 PM EST reply actions
New Spartan trolls Michigan
WR DeAnthony Arnett (transfer from Tennessee) on why he chose MSU over UM: “Denard is gonna do Denard.”
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
except it doesn't make any sense.
I appreciate the trolling effort; however, at best he plays with Denard for a year, at worst he has to sit out a year for transfer rules and doesn’t play with him at all.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
I think he's saying he doesn't want to have to fight for jump balls all day long.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
understood, but Denard is a Senior.
If Arnett isn’t granted a waiver he’ll never play meaningful snaps with him. If he does its one season and then Gardner and/or Bellomy. So it makes no sense.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
I suppose you've earned it after the way the whole pittman thing went down.
I know its you guys…but fuck that sucks.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
Meh....you had to figure Urban was gonna steal a couple.
If the kid doesn’t want to be in EL, I’m not gonna cry over him. Might’ve been some of the “this little girl” thing going on, as Pittman’s GF is going to OSU
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
part four yet? cause it's up
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/2/1/2764208/signing-day-part-four-bielema#storyjump
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/2/1/2764208/signing-day-part-four-bielema#storyjump
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/2/1/2764208/signing-day-part-four-bielema#storyjump
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/2/1/2764208/signing-day-part-four-bielema#storyjump
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/2/1/2764208/signing-day-part-four-bielema#storyjump
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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