SIGNING DAY PART FOUR: WANNA PARTY WITH BRET BIELEMA IN VEGAS, KID?
by Luke Zimmermann on Feb 1, 2012 3:30 PM EST
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PrintHey kid.
Yeah you, hot wheels.
Bret Bielema. Pleased to change your life. Forever.
You know everyday's a great day to be a Badger fella, but I'm not trying to badger ya! Ha ha! I kill me. But it wouldn't kill those fine wicked honeys in the sequins to put out the flames in my throat. It's like the Sahara in there; get Daddy a drink. And get his new best friend one too. How old are you? Eighteen? That's the legal drinking age here; greatest city in the world.
So let's make things interesting. Let's let chance settle things. If this roulette wheel lands on a Wisconsin color, you sign with us.
*Spins the roulette wheel*
*Zero comes up six times in a row*
You know where your best odds are in this place, kid? The staff locker room when Brenda goes on break. They've got free drinks here. You know what we have in Wisconsin? Free ice. These drinks aren't going to chill themselves, brother.
Craps? Why that's a fool's game, my man. You need to come play Star Wars slots with me. I've never won, but man, those Ewoks are weird looking! My favorite is the pumpernickel one.
Look, I'm just gonna go ahead and leave this ACT score on the bar. If it's not here when I come back, hey, what do I know about it? A guy like me? Do I look like *I* have to resort to cheap tricks like that? I think not. You better Biel-ieve it. Aw man, don't get all nervous and weird. Just take the chips. They're not real money!
Now see here... Rose Bowl? Bowl of crap, if you ask me. Big Ten Championship. Winning the first ever championship game is like winning in dog years; you get 7 trophies. That's way more bling (that's Biel talk for jewelry; I'm down) than those clownsters at Circus Circus probably roll with. I go over there and expect to see chicks doing things no man speaks of and yet? Not a single elephant in the entire place.
Luck be a lady tonight, fella. You know why they say that? Cause QBs at Stanford wear lady clothes, that's why. ...Unless that's your thing, of course! We're super tolerant in Madison. "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"? What happens in Vegas happens in Madison… Except you're way more stoned! Want a sandwich? Go ahead, I bring them myself. Those buffet prices are a joke. Just tell security you've got diabetes and it's peanut butter smelly time! (I call it that because I use the juice from left over cans of tuna instead of jam.)
Kid, I treat quarterback playing time like a pair of kings - never split 'em. Or is it always split 'em? Shit, I better call a cab.
Wait... This is a hospital, right?
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People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 3:41 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
You forgot all the quotes
around “quitting”, "medical hardship, “academic ineligibility”, and “death”.
Free at last!
Alabama had a player actually die last year
That is all
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Just read the story about Aaron Douglas
I don’t know how I didn’t ever hear that story?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
didn't even notice it was on the picture till it was posted
though whoever put the graph pic together is pretty good at that sort of thing
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
this is off google image search
I’m obviously being an obnoxious Bammer prick about this
but did they have to include death?
I know it technically frees up a spot but Aaron Douglass did not die for us to get another roster spot
okay that was serious talk – returning to goofy mode
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
And yet, there was a reporter who mentioned that very thing, wasn't there?
Or at least talked about what it would do to Bama’s depth chart and how it freed up room for the new signees to make an early impact.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck Albert Lin
always and forever.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 1, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
That infographic has been around for years. It was made well before the Aaron Douglas tragedy
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
gotcha
then I retract my statement
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
If the Big Ten ever hopes to catch up to the SEC
bringing recruits to Fremont street is not going to help.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
Bret Bielema always doubles down when it's your money.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:43 PM EST reply actions
In video poker.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
Twitter: @celebrityhottub - iPad spambots only, please!
by Run Home Jack on Feb 1, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Get's deuce-7 in holdem, plays
still wins
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
HIVEMIND
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Feb 1, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He wins that hands on an all in showdown
and yet still has to play another hand against Saban.
Free at last!
Les Miles pushes all-in preflop with 7-2 offsuit
/gets called by threeve players
//flop comes 7-7-7
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Les Miles bets on yellow at roulette
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bill O'Brien is not focusing on this casino right now.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Al Golden gets the hammer
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Casino auto-rec
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Very glad this is not a .gif.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 1, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
/Frank Beamer folds
//Frank Beamer folds
///Frank Beamer folds
////Frank Beamer is intercepted
/////Frank Beamer folds
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
//////Frank Beamer gives up punt return for touchdown
///////Frank Beamer praised for Beamerball
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Feb 1, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ted Roof always calls the same bet if you'll make it.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 1, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
Tom O'Brien is even steven
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
Jim Tressel think go fish is about as fun a card game you can play.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Feb 1, 2012 3:55 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I knew you had a four back in April
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 1, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
Les Miles folds Quads
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
Bobo stands on 6
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, that's Harbaugh.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Ed Orgeron says he'll stay
/Dealer can’t understand him; assumes he said he’ll “hit”
//Ed Orgeron goes over
Punting is winning.
"AHTOLEHIMTOBUYAHUMMAH"
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 1, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Bielema is probably pretty solid at the casinos.
There are no clocks for him to fuck up.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
by Spartan D on Feb 1, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Ah...yet another signing day championhsip...
Time to just sit back, relax and watch the national titles unfold.
Punting is winning.
they're just not unfolding anywhere near the state of Florida
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
what about the UUUUUUUU
wait… no
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
please ignore the awful grammar
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 3:51 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
What grammar and what is this joke?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
the girl is "Starbuck" in Battlestar Galactica. It should read "Starbuck is in Starbucks"
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
Oh I see both now.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
it's the original Starbuck from the 70s series (the bro)
and the new Starbuck from the new series (the dame)
so it’s multiple Starbuck
so Starbucks
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
okay, i didn't know that guy
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
oh my
egg all over my face
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
/facepalm
/getout.gif
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Drinking Starbucks.
I’m just curious on the cigars.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
The character Starbuck frequently smoked cigars.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
“Yo dawg, we heard you like Starbucks in your Starbucks! So we got some Starbucks to drink Starbucks in your Starbucks!”
xibit.jpg
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Or, as The Onion put 13 years ago
New Starbucks Opens In Rest Room Of Existing Starbucks
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 1, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
HA!
That was my reaction.
look to be a 7" and 54ish ring, yellow band, but no idea exact
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 1, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
Katie Sackhoff, plays Lieutenant Thrace (AKA Starbuck) in Battlestar Galactica
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Sackhoff...sounds painful
"Never start a fight with an old man...if he's too old to fight, he'll probably just kill you."
partial Battlestar auto-rec
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Y'all are missing half the joke
There’s no grammar problem here.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
he has links he is better at this
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
NERDITY NASHUNOL CHAMPIONS PAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder why they didn't go to
Startbucks in Starbucks in Starbucks.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
I think that'd be a porno
and against various food safety laws.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Feb 1, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
What you did there, I see it.
And what I see is NSFW
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
Bret Bielema got a trip to the buffet comped by the casino.
He brought his entire offensive line.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 3:56 PM EST reply actions
I've always wanted to see an eating competition of first string O-Lineman at some kind of all stars competition
Early money favorites have to be Wisconsin and Indiana, right?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
Pedro Gomez with a fantastic "other than that, how was the play?" question
To Larry Johnson of PSU, “you lost your top 3 recruits, but you kept all the other ones. How was the class?”
Mrs. Kennedy, play, etc. etc. etc.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
Lincoln, dammit.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
Mrs Lincoln, Play
Mrs kennedy, Parade
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
yea, I know. I haz a fail.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
Hived, by a fraction of a minute.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Re: Kozan from last thread
Apparently he did not show up to his H.S. signing ceremony, Iowa has bailed on trying to communicate with him and Auburn appears to be full at OL (joke about SEC and scholarship limits goes here) so he may be bound for Michigan, now…
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
VISIT EXCITING SOUTH BEND
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
REC'd so hard
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
The Grotto following a loss to Navy.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
Stop it. I have to move there.
Where’s my rum…
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 1, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
We've still got a spot open for Jordan Diamond, I believe.
We signed Will Adams away from GT because of Kozan.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
WOTS
is Diamond is between Arky and M, FWIW. It is recruiting so its all just shit tossing at this point.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
Food question...
Last year sometime (may have been in Digital Viking), someone posted a recipe for buffalo chicken dip for tailgate food. Anyone have this recipe?
Thanks!
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Coming right up!
This is the recipe a friend sent me, I actually throw everything in a crockpot instead of baking it. Works better IMO. Also, canned shredded chicken works fine in this, you’re adding so much shit that you can’t really taste whether the chicken is all that good.
Chicken Wing Dip:
2-3 chicken breasts, cooked (boiled, baked or grilled) and shredded
2 little tubs of cream cheese (12 oz total)
1 bag of shredded cheddar cheese (12 oz)
1/4 cup of ranch dressing
1/2 cup of franks hot sauce
onions to taste if you’d like.
Cook and shred the chicken. Mix cream cheese, ranch dressing, hot sauce and 1/2 of the shredded cheese in a bowl then add the chicken (and chopped onions if you’d like) and mix thoroughly. Fits best in a 9×5 pan, but it can work in 9×13, just keep an eye on it so it doesn’t burn. Before it goes in the oven, sprinkle the rest of the shredded cheddar cheese on the top.
cook for 30 minutes at 425-450
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
/highlights text
saves to file
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I should also note, this recipe is fairly mild.
I routinely double the Frank’s and add some extra cheese to keep the consistency close
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
i would probably throw habanero sauce on there as well
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
As you do
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Judging by the name
That stuff is the tits. My roommate’s mom used to make and send to me after she found drunk in the kitchen of her lake house at 2:00AM eating it with a spoon
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
I put it on high in my crockpot for an hour or two until it all melts together
(needs occasional stirring) and then leave it on “warm” or “low” for the duration of consumption.
Also, you’ll hate yourself if you don’t use these. 
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Crock Pot Condoms?
CROCK.
POT.
CONDOMS.
#hasseentitallnowbygod
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
by jadams4148 on Feb 1, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously, life savers.
You ever spend an hour trying to get burnt cheese off of a crock pot?
NEVER AGAIN.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
Safe Simmering?
Put a helmet on that soldier, I’m sending in the cheese!
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Fill crock pot with water. Turn on.
Clean later.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
This
Similarly, burnt pan? Crank up heat on stove, add water, deglaze with wooden spoon. Does more than soaking for an hour.
well yes, but some people like to clean shit as soon as possible
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
sounds like the opposite of me
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
I never said I was one, just something someone told me once
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
/waves
this is also why I am in charge of the laundry.
If there is enough to do a load, it’s getting done.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 1, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
/spend $0.60 per liner
//Clean in three seconds
///Don’t occupy sink for hours.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
Oh those are an absolute necessity. Especially when dealing with cheese in a crockpot
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Another
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
This is the one I was thinking of
I miss the Friday Football Foodie, glad to see the Ladies… material still has a home.
Sarah still does the Friday Football Foodie-
she just does it on her own site now.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Syracuse gets Wayne Morgan today...
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 4:03 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
/tries not to pay much attention to recruiting
//knows it’s important, no matter what we’d like to think, but don’t want to get too invested in kids before they’ve actually played non-garbage time minutes wearing Orange
I think Bielema would be more comfrotable in a white polyester leisure suit, bell bottoms,
and a silk shirt open to the third button down so the chest-meadow can enjoy a little sunshine and some grazing from some blonde “does”, if you get my meaning. Cap it all off with a gold medallion, and he’s ready to play when you are, baby.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
I had no idea that Beilema was Chaldean
/swear to you this is how all of them over 30 act in SE Michigan. Re: chest hair and medallion.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
mostly lots of asian imports.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
So they've evolved.
We used to call IROC’s the “International Ride of Chaldeans”
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
by Spartan D on Feb 1, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that's tremendous.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
I see him more as an early 80s Kiss fan
Like Sean William Scott’s character from Roll Models
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
THE GUN IS HIS PENIS!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
Isn't that a secondary violation
Where most universities just give a slap on the wrist and a ‘remedial course’?
lets see, shall we?
/spins NCAA Wheel O Punishments
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 1, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
*Boopboopboopboop boop boop boop boop booooooop booooooooooooop*
STRONGLY-WORDED LETTER AND PUBLIC APOLOGY
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
wheel of morality turn turn turn tell us a lesson that we should learn.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Unless there’s a chance for a tv show spin-off. Then there can be three. Maybe. At least.
Imus Hibernii Pugnaces!
by Neodymium on Feb 1, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Paul Johnson
Doesn’t give a shit about the mans wife and children.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
So I guess Paul Johnson is a better boss
than Glen Fogle?
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
That connects two separate things
I assumed that was the case, but that Spencer was gone has been known for over a week now. Ditto for the violations.
While this is minor, its a 2nd offense, IIRC, I think thats why he was fired.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Not a bad day. Solid pound for pound class for Auburn and that Diggs kid is still a possibility.
Swapping attention now to EPL.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
HA FOUND YOU
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Feb 1, 2012 4:21 PM EST reply actions
Best signing story for the day:
No, no…
I’m just chopping onions.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
DAMN THIS DUST
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
damn dust
/wipes dust from eyes
//no, really, it’s dusty in here
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
and that day, the first of february 2012,
was the first day we ever saw a pirate cry.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I needed that.
Really needed that, after all the stupid recruiting crap today, a story like that redeems a lot.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/climbs on roof of building
//opens air handler side panels
///throws in bag of sawdust
////goes back to desk
COTDARNIT I TOLD YEW TO CLEAN THOSE DANG FILTERS BUIDLING MAINTENANCE MAN! THEY MAKIN MY EYES LEAK!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 1, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
only you would come up with this.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
I have access. This could very well happen.
And I recently got into our BAS system because apparently not having your username and password be the same thing is too difficult for some people to remember.
ALL. THE. TEMP. OVERRIDES. Do not tempt me to make your office a furnace or Hoth.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 1, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
SO DUSTY :(
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
//builds pirate ship
///crashes party at Husky Stadium, Wazzu flags flying.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
funny thing is Husky Stadium is right next to Lake Washington...and there are people who boat to the games
So that could actually work
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Exactly my logic.
/asks EDSBS accounting to look into how much it would cost to commission a pirate ship.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
you misspelled commandeer
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Pirate Ship?
Blackbeard Style – One Metric Fuck-ton O’ Money
Dread Pirate Leach – Lots and Lots O Money
Somali Pirate Ship – Zodiacs aren’t awfully expensive but don’t provide the visual I’m thinking you’re looking for. Also hard to mount canons on Zodiac.
OH, IN FUCKING DEED SIR
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
see?
Now we just need the Dread Pirate Leach’s ship
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
30 minute countdown
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I have the feeling that we'll know when they get there
/ALL OF THE RAEG OVER STUPIDITY
Punting is winning.
Leach HAS got
to arrive by boat.
SOON.
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
by jadams4148 on Feb 1, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
only problem is the nearest body of water to Pullman is 20 miles away
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Except WSU plays UW
Right? So, Leach can arrive at the instate rivalry game like the Pirate God he is.
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
see below the most seafaring path
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
but I think it could work getting to Seattle: The ship sets sail on the Palouse River to the Snake River to the Columbia River, up the Pacific, into the Sound, through Union Lake and the Locks and into Lake Washington
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
nevermind, it's the Snake River that's by Pullman...never needing to go on the Palouse River
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
The other 11 Pac 12 schools?
/after all, a quicker route to Pullman is a quicker route away from Pullman, too…
by drothgery on Feb 1, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HOLY SHIT I WANNA PIRATE BOAT SO BADLY
just to sail it into the bay by Husky Stadium on gamedays.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
Hhhhmmm, interesting
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Watching Justified
I cannot look at Madeline Zea (Winona) the same way again after watching her as the sex crazed lunatic she’s been playing this season on Californication
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/knowsthefeelbro.gif
Watching the dinner scene, I kept waiting for Raylan to storm the room.
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
FERK
double post.
Also, kept expecting Raylan to bust in during the dinner scene and go all Raylan on Hank.
Come to think of it, a Californication – Justified cross-show series would be awesome.
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Sounds like I may have to start watchign Californication
zz
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
by Spartan D on Feb 1, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Did you see what the card did man?
The card didn’t do it, you did. You’re a fucking narcotics agent.
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
by Yail Bloor on Feb 1, 2012 4:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
for those of admiring the girl in the houndstooth dress this morning
I apologize for doing this:
I’ll grovel, as I do.
heaping amounts of butter face.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
butterface lives
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
It's because she's doing some stupid shit with her tongue and smiling in a really weird manner.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
keep telling yourself that
the guilt will slowly fade away eventually.
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
by jadams4148 on Feb 1, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Seriously.
Where’s that picture Spencer likes when we start judging people?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
Dunno
I’d like to play a solid game of Rock ’em Sock ’em Robots with her. Houndstooth notwithstanding.
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
Indeed
Although upon closer inspection, I am really starting to worry that is actually her gum and what look to be kind of rotted teeth. In which case, carry on the criticism.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
She's got braces
It tends to make the gums seem more prominent because the teeth don’t stand out like you expect.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I can barely fucking tell
In that case though, yes, back to the “y’all harsh as shit” soapbox.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
I shouldn't say with such certainty, but that's what it looks like to me.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
In her defense
You can’t get braces in Alabama until your 20, right?
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
if you don't want to be judged
don’t shake your ass in front of a camera projected all over the internet
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
by Yail Bloor on Feb 1, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Step 1. Take suggestive/skanky photo of oneself to show how "hot" I am
Step 2. Put it on the internet
Step 3. Get pissed when people say youre not as hot as you think you are
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is rather true
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't say DON"T judge her.
I said DON’T THROW STONES.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
ALL RIGHT.
Nobody is to throw I stone until I blow this whistle. No matter how many times anyone says Jehovah!
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 1, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
python autorec
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
What was the name of the Monty Python about the vikings?
I haven’t seen that one in years
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Erik the Viking?
Not really considered an official Python movie I don’t think, but it does have a bunch of them in it.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
See also Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam sketch
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
I feel like this line of argument leads to "by dressing provocatively, she was asking for the rape" sorts of things.
Which is very, very BAD.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
not as bad as my friend who thinks
drunk = consent
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
VERY BAD
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
you should punch your friend in the nuts
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
i'm hoping the punching is effective
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
been done before
usually when he’s drunk enough to think such things, we just put him the bed of a truck and carry on. Also most of the girls he gets with have a personal record of implied consent
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
"personal record of implied consent"
sounds like something you could say about anyone who’s not a virgin. Doesn’t excuse anything.
/and i’ll shut up now
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
i'm not excusing it.
I’m saying their filthy sluts who would consent to anything if you told them they should. The dude’s not a raper, he just has questionable moral philosphy
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
him and many others
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
i fail to see how many people they've slept with previously has anything to do with it
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
or get new friends
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 1, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
that seems like a stretch.
/for the record, i never even made fun of her
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
I don't see that at all
Girls deliberately flaunt their assets. Maybe it’s to reel in a boy. Maybe it’s to get attention and boost confidence Maybe to other girls because their off that persuasion. Maybe to other girls because girls get viciously competitive with each other. There’s plenty of explanations. All of them don’t just lead to critiquing by the “audience,” they solicit it. When that happens, it’s hard to find sympathy. None of them invite sexual assault.
Sposed to be SEC
I can still judge her for being affiliated with Alabama's skeezy recruiting practices, right?
by Mango Stasi on Feb 1, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Yes. this.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
MORA BUTTERFLIES
MORA FOOTBALL
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Feb 1, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
not denying that we can be skeezy
but the link this monring was in not UA approved or sanctioned.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 1, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
Only because the NCAA told them not to do it after last year's shenanigans
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I believe it was the SEC
but yeah.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 1, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
Neither was the rubbin of the nuts on the face of a dude who had too much fun
but that doesn’t keep it from being projected onto school/program
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
agreed if you want to do so.
TAMMMMY!!
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 1, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
AND NOW FOR THE EDSBS' COMMETARIAT ENTERTAINMENT: GREEKPADRE PRESENTS FUN AT OFFICE HOURS
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
redheaded non student arrives when?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
whenever,
but I had 2 student’s chilling in here already
and one just showed up
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
*students (grammar nitpicking)
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
SEX WITH THE REDHEADS!
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm always worried this will end up being 8-ball.
kind of ruins the enjoyment until it loops a few times.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
WHY MUST YOU GIVE THEM IDEAS?
you may have doomed us all!
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 1, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
It's already been done, I think.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
oh.
glad i missed it, then.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 1, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
you bastards
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
i'm kind of ok with this
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Feb 1, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
Title
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 1, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dude, it's already been done
LSUFreek ruined your ass a long time ago.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
Someone should make one with Hammond's face.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 1, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just hook up with the poor girl already. She's chased you for like a year. Reward her persistence
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
NO, because "chasing" is very close to "stalking"
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
i'm giving it about a 5.5, the facebook questions comes and she's always in OH and know where my lab is, but she hasn't found out where i live or my number yet
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I do believe he was asking about physical attractiveness
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
oh, about a 6.5
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
and crazy scale?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
about the same, she's seemingly harmless...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Check the crazy-hot scale
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
by Cocky Bovine on Feb 1, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
below the best fit slope
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
/Greekpadre starts chuckling
//Stalker Offfice Hour Girl insists on seeing whats so funny
///Sees that weve been talking about her
////Makes a move toward greekpadre
Punting is winning.
nope, she's still not here yet
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
There really should be more of an exponential curve there
Because at some point, hotness no longer matters and she’s just too damn crazy.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
If Barney Stinson were on PBS, it might've been
Since he’s on CBS, however…
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
FUCK HER ALREADY
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
the chicks not in his classes y'all.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
Fact-checkers not required for low budget porn scripts.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 1, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Now you are just going Runkle
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
You mean a cockpit wouldn't hold six stewardesses?
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
by Tuco on Feb 1, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
She's in the big class where I grade tests, she's not in the class that i teach
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
but if you're just grading you don't really have control over final grade do you?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
nope
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
So learn how to chew through ropes first
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
and the first bit of stupidity: "Do we have to do a prelab for tonight?"
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Someone just microwaved fish in the office.
WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 5:16 PM EST reply actions
My Chinese Post-Docs
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
find out who it was.
put an open tin of tuna in their desk.
repeast as needed.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 1, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
if they have drop ceilings in their office
put some milk and a can of tuna up in one of the tiles
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
yep
milk works good, too.
shellfish also.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 1, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
*repeat
HOW DO I ENGLISH, AGAIN.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 1, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
I hope one day, I can find myself in a situation where some smooth talking tough guy threatens me
and I just calmly take his picture with my cell phone, while giving him a “I don’t have time to deal with you right now” look
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I think that was more of a
Raylan is kind of scared look.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
You don't turn your back on someone you're afraid of
He was caught off guard, but not worried… yet.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
No I'm pretty sure he thought the dude was a sociopath.
Raylan hasn’t dealt with sociopaths before.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
Boyd is not a sociopath
Not even close dude.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
Wynn Duffy is pretty damned sociopathic
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Wynn ain't a sociopath either
Even he’s uncomfortable as shit around Quarles.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
Are you sure you know what a sociopath is
The definition of a sociopath is acting without regard for how your actions affect others. That is Wynn Duffy’s character to a T
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That's not the full definition
Sociopath: a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience.
Wynn is not very antisocial and while he doesn’t have much moral responsibility he does have something of a conscience.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
If anti-social is a defining trait of sociopathy, then Quarles is not a sociopath either
He’s being portrayed as a loving, caring, family man, who happens to be a complete psycho. It’s a similar template FX used for Henry Rollins character in SOA, with Quarles being much more polished.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
All we've had is phone conversations
And it’s not like it’s undocumented for sociopaths to have families (especially if they could be used for personal gain in some way). Jury is out, but I’m leaning sociopath.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
"Antisocial" in the mental illness context is different from its every usage
Everyday usage- person hates social situations/interactions
Shrink- person does not exhibit regard for normal social/moral/legal standards prevalent in their environment
Balls deep in the DSM. I’ve been there. I’ve seen things.
Sposed to be SEC
And Wynn doesn't fit the Shrink definition
But Quarles seems to. Especially for calling a hit on a Federal Agent, that shows no regard at all for legal standards.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
Oh I'm not commenting on whether he fits the description
I’m only about 1/2way through the first season and just saw him for the first time. Just trying to help y’alls debate along.
Sposed to be SEC
Most of the criminals portrayed in the show are at least mildly sociopathic.
Some more than others.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
According to the Auburn athletic department
The scholarships offered today were 4-year scholarships that could not be revoked due to poor athletic performance. Proud of Auburn for doing that.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
Apparently Illinois did this too.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
and Michigan and Ohio State and MSU.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
Delany was apparently pushing for the B1G schools to only offer the 4 year deals.
This is a massive step in the right direction
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
But if you jaywalk somewhere in Opelika and you're a third-stringer...
…get ready for a job as a Gas Pumping Technician.
Final score: Texas wins, 76-37-5
If you're an Auburn student, you're probably not going to walking around in Opelika
unless you’re going to your car after church on sunday
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Seems a lot of schools took that option now that it's available.
Meanwhile…. Alabama was no where near the worst oversigner of the day. Although it was a school in Alabama. (Air Force doesn’t count everyone that goes to school there is on scholly regardless of athletic participation)
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I can only guess Alabama is counting greyshirts in that 28
because by SEC rule no school is supposed to be able to accept over 25 LOIs in a year.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
They had a lot of early enrollees, so they're likely counted against last years class
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
still, they should be up against the hard cap of 85...
21 SRs, 3 (could be wrong here) leaving early for the NFL. =/= 26
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
That's never been a concern for them before
Kid’s will transfer, get cut, etc. I’d rather like to avoid that whole subthread again
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
agreed, still just makes me shake my head.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
I believe Deion Bleue is some weird exception
He signed with Bama in ‘10, didn’t qualify, went to community college, and is now back. I think the SEC rules are allowing his scholly to be backdated cause of that.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
It's now 26 as Darius Philon & Justin Taylor
Decided not to wait on the “promises of early enrollment” for next year
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
1 to Kentucky, 1 to Arkansas
And one has a loophole that lets him count toward a previous year. Nothing to see here, folks.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
someone in a previous said they had 7 EEs.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
7 EEs + 16 scholarship in last years class means they're really only over by 1
And, because it’s Miami, at least one kid won’t qualify.
A more confusing case is Minnesota. They signed a full class last year so they can’t stash anybody, and they signed 33 as well
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Considering the Big 10 has the strictest "no oversigning" policy of all the conferences, it'll be a good litmus test for how they're going to handle Urbz
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
you assume that Delaney has any balls to actually discipline someone skirting the rules.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
AM DISAPPOINT
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
I think in this case, Delany would have to act.
Can you imagine the unholy shitstorm that the rest of the conference will raise if Delany were to let OSU skate, after Urbz went around poaching top recruits from other schools?
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
and after their nefarious reign of tats and cars that yielded a firm wristslap from the NCAA
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
Looks like Urbz is pushing the limits already.
Latest coutn has OSU at 86 kids with a limit of 82 (due to NCAA penalty). Saw something on twitter that OSU will be announcing more departures soon.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
They have to
The Big 10 makes team publicly announce how they’re getting below the limit
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
"these four players would like to spend more time with my family"
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
by Yail Bloor on Feb 1, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions 18 recs
that's a rec.
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by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
Most of the caps on oversigning are done by conference
ACC’s measures are, somehow, more lenient than the SEC’s new ones
Sposed to be SEC
12 JUCO guys
welp, they gotta fix whatever the hell the problem was last year.
they stunk.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 1, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
RULE CLARIFICATION FOR TRANSFERS
If you haven’t redshirted before, can you redshirt during your sit-out year after transferring? Wondering if Dyer will have one year left or two at Arkansas St.
yes
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
yes.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
yep.
They call it the “Wesley Carroll Rule”
.
.
.
.
(no one calls it that)
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 1, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
started to make a MSU QB joke
BUT THEN I REALIZED HOW UNINTENTIONALLY IRONIC THAT WOULD BE. I also started twitching a bit.
by haveagreatday on Feb 1, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, you can
Amir Carlisle played last year for USC as a freshman, transferred to ND this year and will still have 3 years eligibility remaining.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
basically
you have 5 years to play 4.
barring seriously extenuating circumstances.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
"Being Stephen Garcia" is extenuating?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Jason white
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
That's not a real person.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
yes is my answer to both.
Seriously, didn’t White blowout his knee TWICE? a la Case Keenum?
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
yeup.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
LSU has a lineman who might get a sixth year next year.
happens semi-frequently
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
He also blew out Oklahoma in the MNC game.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Being Tre Smith obviously is
I need a picture to post this: 
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Before they changed the D3 rules
I knew a guy that somehow managed something like 7 years of hockey eligibility.
ALL THE KNEE SURGERY
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
You have 5 years to play 4
That’s how I keep it straight.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Correct - you can petition the NCAA to extend the window to 6 years for medical reasons.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
to arkansas state, yes
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
Lots of rumors.
Don’t really know for sure. Some say drugs, some say grades and not going to class, some say overall attitude and discipline problems. But only he and the coaches really know for sure.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
The fact that McCalebb seems to have taken a stranglehold on the starting job probably made the decision easier for all parties
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
The fact that McCalebb seems to have taken a stranglehold on the starting job probably made the decision easier for all parties
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
O-Mac will never be an every down back, though.
He’s just not big enough. Dyer was the workhorse. We’re just hoping Mason, Blakely, or Robinson fill that void. Corey Grant (Bama “transfer” (left Bama and walked on) is more the O-Mac speedster type. Regardless, we should be fine at RB next year. We just have to hope the OL improves.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
There are rumors that he broke team rules.
But nothing official.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Well rules were broken in some fashion
See: No Bowl Game
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
Among other things I hear that he's not nice to girls
and would get along fine with Tyran mathieu
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
Already transferred.
And may get to play immediately if the NCAA grants a hardship waiver. Though I’m not sure exactly what the hardship he would be claiming is.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
HATERZ
I think that’s a valid form of hardship.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
They usually only give those out if the transfer was for something completely beyond your control
Say if his mom got sick and he transferred to be closer to her. I doubt it would apply here.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
folks are gonna have a lot of fun
with that last name.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 1, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
no kidding...they should build Harbaugh a monument there for what he did for their recruiting efforts.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
Three top offensive linemen.
They gon’ be good.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Whoa
I missed that one. That’s what you get for the Fiesta Bowl, Okie Lite.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Is it just me...or did it seem like they handed out less 5-stars than usual this year?
Punting is winning.
depends on the site. Scout has 50 5*
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
Which is stupid
BUT I DIGRESS
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
oh agreed.
Scout’s number of 5* appears to be 50 every year. Rivals hangs in the 30s (which seems reasonable). I think it should be limited to the #1 of each position unless there’s just no discernable difference between two guys.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
I don't follow it enough to know, but assuming the grades are true grades and not relative to each class, that would make sense
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
A bell curve would mean it's even dumber to compare class to class as a five star recruit in a bad year could be worse than a 4 star recruit in a good year
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
#teambells
but I raise you with:
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
at the bar less than two blocks from me
most don’t know what it is. NOT TELLING THEM.
Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins.
@keepitupguys
ohsolucky you are.
could only afford two six packs when it was released here (chicago) my beer store is out of it now.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
Ordered two cases of bottles
knowing i’ll probably only get one of them. the best things in life can never last. like scarlett johanasson for bill murray
Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins.
@keepitupguys
ISWYDT
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
The problem with a bell-shaped curve is the extreme variance at the tails
Which becomes a problem when everyone devotes all their attention to the positive tail. Bell curves are great for large sample sizes. But when you’re going out of your way to look at the 3+ standard deviation kids, they can lose some value. Inter-year variability is sometimes enormous.
Sposed to be SEC
I guess
But I like having around a certain number of “5-stars” year in year out regardless. NCAA 12 has threeve 5-stars
Punting is winning.
Yes...
but in the vidjagames the 5-star guys always pan out, too.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
not in mine
nevermind that its solely because I dont’ have anywhere to play them.
/signs three 5* runningbacks in one season
//redshirts two of them
///all three stay four years
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah...thats what is so unrealistic about it
All players progress (never regress) at the same rate. 5-stars start at like 80, 4s at 75, 3s at 70, 2s at 60-65, and ones at everything else….and everyone just moves up like 3 or 4 points overall in the ratings per year
Punting is winning.
If NCAA could factor in regression
The game would be so much better.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
That's a good point
The class as a whole should be bell-shaped, although it seems like most 2-stars have been done away with. The # of 5 stars shouldn’t diverge too much year to year but it will diverge some.
Sposed to be SEC
/enrolls at Notre Dame
//upgraded to five stars
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GOD DAMMIT, THATS THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
But apparently, this year, enrolling at ND means a downgrade. Gunner Kiel went from the 21st best prospect in the country and a 5 star QB to being the 54th best prospect and a 4 star upon committing to ND
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
system QB
so what if he isn’t in the system yet? exposure to the playbook is contamination.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
they downgraded him because he won't get the benefit of that kickass LSU offensive system
/vomits uncontrollable
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
Darius Philon has signed with Arkansas
I’m thinking he’s going to be motivated when the Hogs play Bama.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
Looks like the SEC's new rule worked.
Thank God it’s going national next year.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
It's not the SEC's new rule
The Big 10 has had that rule for a very long time
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
New for the SEC
I didn’t mean to imply they pioneered it.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
They just got on the topic of sports blogging on a random topic, not started by me...GUYS AND GALS HIDE, I'M PROTECTING EDSBS AS MUCH AS I CAN
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Who have no life
Unlike those who only spend 30 minutes a day on sites like this.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
the thing about that guy...
If I was an asshole and no one here liked me, I probably wouldn’t spend much time here either
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
yep
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
He is a better person than you
Because the team he roots for beat the team you root for in football.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
/tweets vengeance toward other schools commitments
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 1, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
Also because he has children to care for
which implies that he HAS SEX, unlike all of us losers.
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apparently he's only capable of pulling out after 30 minutes on EDSBS
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
As always, FUCK CLEMSON:
RT @bjmillican: #Auburn signee Cassanova McKinzy says lack of a @ChickfilA on campus played a factor in picking the Tigers over #Clemson"
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 1, 2012 5:50 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
so full of win and I've never even been to a chick-fil-a
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
#NorthStateProblems
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
Damnit Barner
Don’t be all likable and shit.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
That's fantastic.
The kid has good taste in his sammiches.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
Just when I thought Chik-Fil-A couldn't get more overrated, you go and do something like this
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Overrated!?
BOO THIS MAN!!!
/Knows stempke probably has much more knowledge of good food than I do, but I love me some Chick-fil-A
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
Self-reply...
scratch the “probably.” He DOES have more knowledge.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
It's a fine sandwich, but it's still just a fast food sandwich
Certainly not as amazing as most of our Southern friends would imply
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
You're right about that.
But as fast food sandwiches go, it’s delicious. And I love the waffle fries.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
chik-fil-a = sweet tea
there, I said it.
by haveagreatday on Feb 1, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
Glad somebody said it.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I don't know you, but the geography in your name and your avatar make me inclined to not like you
Then you say something like that.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
and now I know that I hate you
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Poor kid doesn't realize how much crappier on-campus Chick Fil As are
The one at UK is atrocious
Sposed to be SEC
One at Auburn was still pretty damn good last I checked
Though I’ve only been to the one in the new student union once. And there’s a real “off campus” almost right across the street from the business school.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
The one on campus is the worst customer service I've seen in any establishment ever
but it’s Chick-fil-a and I can spend my monopoly money there, so I go to it.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
I've loved the one in Statesboro on campus
Which supposedly is in constant competition with the one at Auburn for busiest/most sales among a franchised Chick-fil-A in the southeast
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently, he didn't like Clemson's lake.
(Clemson is the one with the lake, right?)
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
They did expand ours this winter
Took over the Papa Johns and made a mega chick fil a. Sells Breakfast now too!
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
ONE HOUR LEFT: It's quiet, too quiet. And no CRG yet...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
SHE'S HERE!
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
OH BOY!!!
/knows this isn’t really an “OH BOY” moment
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
She question why you jumped to type something on your computer
as soon as she walked in?
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
nope, did it discreetly
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Indeed
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This can't be real, can it? Please tell me no one is this dumb
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yes. Yes they can be that dumb.
But I hope this isn’t real.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
oh my god
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
CAN YOU BE SURE TO TATTOO THE CAMERA ON MY ARM TOO?
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
2-4 PST
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Haha, you people and your office hours
/going fishing in the morning
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
**teamnopants** has entered the chat.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 6:16 PM EST reply actions
He will deliver more justice in one week...end than 10 years of your courts and tribunals
John Creasy’s art is death and he’s about to paint his masterpiece.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Watching Man on Fire?
Or reading the book? Or is this from something different that I’m just not remembering?
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
Watching the remake. The first movie that came out in the 70s was awful
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Never saw that one.
Loved the Denzel movie. But that’s because I’m a sucker for great revenge stories. Probably why The Count of Monte Cristo is one of my all-time favorite books.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
I was wrong, apparently it came out in 1987, it must just feel like a 70s movie to me
It’s starred Scott Glenn and Joe Pesci. Apparently Tony Scott (who directed the Denzel version) was the original director, but the producers thought he was too expensive and wanted a French director
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
We can agree
that the most recent film version of it can DIAF, yes?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Of The Count of Monte Cristo?
The most recent version was ok. But merely ok. I’d love to see someone do an actual long-form mini-series of it. I know the French did it not terribly long ago, but I understand that even in it things were changed enough to be a bit upsetting.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
Speaking of Jim Caveziel movies. Do not watch Outlander
My god is that movie retarded.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/picks up bucket of fried chicken walking home from gym
//winning at life
///neither of these statements are true
////well one is half true
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 6:44 PM EST reply actions
when i used to work out i would say it made it ok for me to eat "bad" things.
now i don’t work out and still eat the same way. woops.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
you're just refusing to be objectified
my problem is always that when i eat healthy i also think it makes it ok for me to eat twice as much of it.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
YES. and it never fills me up.
i’m just always hungry it feels like haha
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
well you're in the right place if you're looking for people with filling recipes.
some of us might even be willing to cook them for you.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
i am the worst cook ever.
i also have very limited kitchen equipment/room. as in, me and my 2 roommates just have a hodge podge of pots. we have 1 “cutting knife” which is a glorified butter knife at this point.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
i'm a pretty decent cook
started to learn following the 06 OSU/Florida game. was in such a stat of shock that i couldn’t bring myself to watch any media source that might even allude to the game for an entire month.
so i watched a lot of the good network. a lot. realized that i really enjoy cooking for people.
i made a stuffed porkchop with apple cider gravy the other day that i was pretty proud of.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
freudian slip?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
stat of shock, good network.. i need coffee...
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
i LOVE the food network. i wish i could have a personal ina garten.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
i love how she drops random info about her past, like "back when i was working on the federal energy commission" or something.
i have friends who are convinced that she must be great in bed, and that her husband is the luckiest whipped man in the world.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
someone at the gym today had the food network up on one of the TVs
it was the cruelest thing.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
Do not watch the food network while hungry
You will think you’re a better cook than you are and get yourself in over your head.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
The only time I have seen Paula Deen on television was in a doctor's office.
I remain flabbergasted by this.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
i want her life
also, lolz
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i didn't know who this was and googled it
“great in bed” was definitely not something that came to mind
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
LOL
ESPN guy called Clemson the Bulldogs.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
LULZ.
Nebraska is on probation.
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
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for what?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
Impermissible benefits relating to textbooks.
The Wiki (Varsity Pride) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
lolol didn't they just buy "recommended books" for the students..when only required ones are supposed to be covered by scholarships?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
They said the benefit went over what was allowed by 28,000 for nearly 500 students
Which works out of 56 bucks per student. That’s like an extra textbook each.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
or half a textbook
in the year 2012
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
They said the benefit went over what was allowed by 28,000 for nearly 500 students
Which works out of 56 bucks per student. That’s like an extra textbook each.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
oh damn
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
or the dust jacket of a new edition science text book
which is what you’re paying for anyway, as the stuff on the pages is the same. maybe a reorganized table of contents or different pictures.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
yeah. i had a textbook this semester that was $150 bucks.
have cracked it open .. once
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
They said the "benefit exceeded what was allowable by 28,000 dollars"
That was for 500 students. They basically got like 60 bucks more than they should have.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
somebody reboot stempke
he seems to be stuck in a loop
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
Is it doing that again?
Dammit… things were going good there for awhile.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
You posted the same comment twice
then posted a reworded version.
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Hmm.. it told me the first one, apparently the one that got posted twice "couldn't be posted at this time"
I still only see the 3rd.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I like the reworded version best
Keeps you on your toes
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
just had it pointed out to me that 2/3rds of the people teaching in american colleges and universities are adjunct hires.
/loads gun, holds to temple
i will not be part of 21st century migrant labor.
i will not live “The Grapes of Wrath” with tweed elbow patches.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 6:58 PM EST reply actions
Does that include ccs?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
my dad has been an adjunct professor for something like 15 years now
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
really? i've heard horror stories of people having to move every other year because they aren't retained.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
he's lucky enough that they really like him but just don't have it in the budget
but we were already so settled as a family where we were he didn’t want to try his hand anywhere else
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
i think at Cincy they label all the longtime adjuncts ad 'field service." a couple years ago, due to budget stuff, they up and fired all the non-field service adjuncts in the middle of the year. no warning.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
why did i not go to the basketball game...
michigan is currently leading indiana 28-11.
Those who stay will be champions.
AHEM.
When it comes to basketball, Big Blue is headquartered in Lexington, not Ann Arbor.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
When did they rename Durham?
/Trollfce.jpg
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
That's Krzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyeskiville.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
Big Blue is Kentucky or the Giants.
No one from Michigan calls them Big Blue.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
MEGA MAIZE!
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
nick?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
no, the "NEARLY" was a dead giveaway that this isn't nick
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
The Landon School needs a teacher?
LOLNO.
NO NO NO NOOOOOO.
NO.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 7:06 PM EST reply actions
no!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
why no?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
where to begin?
There are other links that I can’t find right now, about a coach giving sex tips to his players, et al. It’s an abhorrent, amoral pit of an institution.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
oh, wow. i had no idea
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
those of us from the mid atlantic are well-aware of that place.
overprivileged little shits who’ve never been told “no” in their lives.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
Before you get too self righteous
High school boys the world over are giving each other “points for sexual conquests” even if it’s not as structured as the article implies this one was.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
this occured to me as well
but I couldn’t help but think that these guys are almost certainly huge douchebags
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
the class in front of me that had girls that did something like that, allegedly
i think how structured the guys made this makes it pretty bad though
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
by "something like that" i mean "points for sexual conquests"
i don’t think there was a roster
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen far too many sensationalized "kids don't take sex seriously enough" stories to pass judgement one way or the other
Especially since it sounds like no one got hurt. The article says they were busted "before the party took place. It could just as easily be a bunch of 16 year old boys talking like they’re big ladies men who can have anyone they want, when in reality none of them would even brushed against a boob at the actual party.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
there are other articles I've read about sexual assault
this seems like one of the milder things. But the point is, would you want to stand at the front of a classroom all day with these guys, teaching them the importance of diagramming a sentence?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
I would think an aspiring teacher would be more idealistic.
I can guarantee you right now, that where ever you end up, you’re going to have students you don’t like for various reasons.
Maybe you could be a positive influence on them instead of dismissing them as whole because you’ve read about the worst of the worst.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
stempke's right
Teachers should lose all faith in humanity AFTER they’ve had a job for a few years
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
That is a much snarkier, and therefore better way of saying what I wanted to say
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
OR after half a year with Teach For America
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
you've been talking to my girlfriend?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Son of two English teachers, also dating one
We have family friends who teach/are administrators there, as well as at other private schools across the nation. To those within teaching circles, this place is the ninth circle of Hell.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
I had an interview with them, and also have a colleague who went there.
The school has some issues, certainly, but it isn’t a lost cause by any means.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Oh god
That’s a nightmare. Constant criticism of my language
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
David Foster Wallace turned out just fine growing up with that constant criticism.
…. oh.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I just think I could be a lot more influential at a place with better "institutional control"
/USC’d
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
do they offer health insurance? dental?
i’d probably have a lot more success with smug assholes than with other types of problem students.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
want the link?
I also have my comps if you still want to read it, although I toned it down for laziness reasons.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
sure
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
sent.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
they reason they got busted before the party
is because they are idiots
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
Overpriviliged school + Lax team
well, we have ourselves a shitstorm of attitude issues.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
There's a good apple in every bunch.
For example, back in 2006, my friends from Delbarton and Chaminade swore up and down that Reade Seligmann and Colin Finnerty were class acts, and while there were plenty of assholes who could have committed the crime, that the charges had to be bogus.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Maybe I'm biased but I have heard enough "OMG Lacrosse guys did something let's hang em now"
stories to take em with a grain of salt. Without getting spidery, they tend to be an easy target
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
YAIS...the Seinfeld Hamptons/Ugly baby/Naked Girlfriend/I was in the pool episode is on
Punting is winning.
it's breathtaking
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
by Yail Bloor on Feb 1, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Brady Hoke only used the word "tremendous" six times during this year's signing day press conference. If I recall correctly, last year it was thirteen.
Should I be worried?
Or did Lloyd Carr buy him a thesaurus?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I guess his vocabulary isn't so...
/Shades
Tremendous
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
TIME TO START WORRYING
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
Well, darn. There goes next season.
Oh, hey, basketball!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
DAMMIT I'M GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING ANEURYSM BEFORE LAB TONIGHT
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
FUCKING ASKING QUESTIONS ON THE SIMPLIST CONCEPT AND THEN GET EVEN MORE FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN I EXPLAIN IT AND THEY SAY "THAT'S NOT HOW OUR PROFESSOR TAUGHT US"
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
So youre saying that energy can't be gained or lost in a reaction?
That’s not the way I heard it
Punting is winning.
I had class with those people
They were always my lab partner
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
you know, it wouldn't be as bad if they read the book...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
i didn't even buy the book for orgo I
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
I never took that class
because I know well enough that anything that sounds like a Tolkien character cannot be a class that can be passed.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
i dropped that class the same day i declared my english major
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
up top!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
honestly one of the BEST classes i've taken here.
i had a fantastic professor. she is kind of a legend here. well, i shouldn’t say professor, she only is a lecturer, because she cares so much about her students. on the last day of class she had enough full size candy bars for a lecture hall of 600 people.
i always have liked chemistry though and my dad is a chemist. so i might’ve had some gene pool help as well as calls at 11 at night “hey.. dad? does this sound right?”
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
she would also have workshops (aka practice problems) every friday night, and saturday morning til whenever during exams
there is such a difference when your teacher actually goes the extra mile instead of just showing up and talking about their research and their fancy lasers etc
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
thank...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
i didn't have that luxury...my dad's a priest and my mom was a graphics design major
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
i don't really talk to my dad often during school but my mom said whenever i asked him something he would sit there with a piece of paper and actually work it out
i’m glad we can bond over something haha
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
dad sells furniture and mom drives a ups truck
so if i want a discount couch and to know how it will get to me from the store, i have resources.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
Doesn't she only teach at like 8 AM or something?
And people show up anyway because she does that good a job?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I'm addicted to Dr. Pepper made with real sugar.
/gains 200 lbs.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Feb 1, 2012 7:37 PM EST reply actions
You can work some of it off dancing under a freeway overpass.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 1, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
and having a real good time?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Since they was free and I was not hungry but thirsty, I musta had me about 15 Dr. Peppers
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Feb 1, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Did you really have to pee.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
It's almost as fabulous as Pepsi Throwback.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
i like the mountain dew with real sugar
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
moar aspartame for me. MOAR
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
DOES NOT
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
I have
and it’s clearly noticeable.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
There's a distinct difference between cane sugar and corn syrup
Corn syrup is overly sweet tasting after you’ve had the can sugar variety
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I've heard Colombian Coke is pretty good stuff
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
Dublin Dr. Pepper
Do not fight me.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
.
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Why the Brad Paisley version and not the Darrell Scott original, or the Patty Loveless version, or the Kathy Mattea version, or the Zakk Wylde version, or.. you get the picture.
A lot better artists than Mr. Paisley have done that song
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
because that's what's on my WMP, although i like the Darrell Scott version the best personally
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
true...not too many exceptions i can think of: except Jimi Hendrix covering "All Along the Watchtower" and 311 covering "Love Song"
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
notsureifserious,jpg
311? Really?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
Johnny Cash's hurt, Nirvana's Man who Sold the World, Aretha Franklin's Respect,
Half of Otis Redding’s catalog
There’s more than you’d think but they’re still pretty rare.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Nirvana's "Lake of Fire" is even better than "Man Who Sold the World"
Other truly great covers: R.E.M.‘s “Superman” and "Draggin’ the Line"; Santana’s “Black Magic Woman”
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
SRV
covering Little Wing and Voodoo Child (Slight Return).
/Come at me, Hendrix lovers.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
THIS IS TRUE
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Devo
Workin’ On A Chain Gang
(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 1, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Also their cover of Secret Agent Man
Even if it’s not a true cover. Love satisfaction, though.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
HOW DARE YOU
I do like the SRV version of Come On (Part III) more than the hendrix version though
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
SRV's Little Wing is better
one of the best instrumentals ever
and Hendrix’s Watchtower is better than Dylan’s
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Feb 1, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
REM's King of the road
/Drops Mic
//Because I’m Michael Stipe and singing drunk and yeah
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
What about the reverse rap cover?
I.E. Ben Folds singing Bitches ain’t Shit?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS
/so mad when i saw ben folds that he wouldn’t do this
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
I know, right?
saw him twice. didn’t do it either time.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
he said something about his kids being asked if his dad was the bitch guy or something
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Anything with Ben Folds is awesome.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
Corollary to this
Not saying anything bad about Ben, and I am a fan myself, but does anyone listen to Ben Folds after college?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Ditto.
/I’ve got this great idea, why don’t we pitch it to the Franklin Fucking Mint
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
Whatever
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
.... college has an "after"?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
They call it "work"
And you have to go EVERY FUCKING DAY
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 1, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
I just Merlin'd and went back to high school
YMMV
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yes sir.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
This was apparently the unofficial theme song of my freshman year hall.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Cardigans, "Iron Man"
Someday, I’ll have to check myself into Betty Ford over my Cardigans problem. But not this week.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
you are more than welcome to enjoy the cardigan version of iron man
but you can’t say it’s better than Sabbath, I’m sorry.
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
If you're looking for awesome/random covers
Ben L’Oncle Soul does soul versions of some songs.
Here’s Seven Nation Army
And Otherside
REALLY worth checking out.
Other great cover:
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
311?
Uh…
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
It's a cover of Cure song, it's not like the bar is particularly high
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Point taken, but Love Song is one of the Cure songs alright in my book.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
The hell?
Since when do we shit on The Cure?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
I think you've confused The Cure with fans of The Cure.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Robert Smith is more responsible for emo than any since person ever
Ergo, I hate Robert Smith
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Ian MacKay?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
the other guys in Fugazi are much more to blame for that
McKay’s relatively innocent, and Minor Threat remains awesome drinking music
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
I HATE HIM TOO FOR MORE MINNESOTA/OHIO STATE RELATED REASONS
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
No, he's not.
At worst, he’s the grandfather of emo, and that’s only because one of his kids ran away from home and ruined his/her life and passed along his/her misery to his/her kid, who in turn rebelled and decided to behave how he/she imagines the grandfather he/she never met must have acted.
I’m pretty convinced that Eddie Vedder was the runaway in question.
The Cure, at any rate, were never really emo except for Disintegration. An album which immediately followed an album chock-full of jangle pop, I might add.
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Morrissey, my friend.
Morrissey.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Hived
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Morrissey says Hi.
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
/tries to calculate how much of his music library can be labeled "whiny little fucks"
//stops trying and just settles on “alot”
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
THE WHINIER THE BETTER
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT ALOT DOESN'T HAVE THE TIME TO LISTEN TO YOU WHINE?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Until Robert Smith gets happy
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
Buckley's Hallelujah
Cocker’s With a Little Help from My Friends, Damien Rice’s I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For, Ryan Adams’ s Wonderwall.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET RID OF SPHINX!
SPHINX!
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A three-pointer off the dribble is not a good shot.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
i wasn't paying attention...then looked up at the score...wait what?
if we blow this.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
Kobe can do it.
But Kobe can do a lot of things that aren’t necessarily a good idea and get away with them.
(The floor is yours.)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I'm figuring Mrs. Kobe's divorce lawyer makes sure he doesn't get away with all of them
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 1, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Proof that B1G basketball is like watching paint dry
Tennessee got blown out last night against Kentucky and still scored enough to have won the Michigan State-Illinois game.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 7:51 PM EST reply actions
Sample size says what?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
1 SEC game and 1 B1G game I need more samples.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
See the Ohio State University,
bowl games
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
well sure, if you don't want any new samples until 2 years from now.
that is just bad science.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
Say what again
I dare you
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
/Shoots you in the hand
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
I'M SORRY DID I BREAK YOUR CONCENTRATION BRETT?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
"sample size" ain't no country i've ever heard of. they speak english in "sample size"?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, Timmy. Do more of that. That was nice. You can do that, remember.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I hate fucking up a new recipe
Spend money on ingredients, decide to try and wing something, prep it, and then have it fail miserably. Oh well.
side note
been watching community nonstop recently. really funny show.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 8:01 PM EST reply actions
apropos of nothing
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 8:09 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
literally, apparently.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
YOU ENGLISH MAJORS
I JUST AM NOT THAT DEEP
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
DEFINITIVELY. MAYBE.
/Peter King’d
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
What did PUrdue do this time?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
i have a meeting at 8:30, probably should be leaving my apartment now
but there is 3:31 left in the michigan game….yeah, just sent a “i will probably be late” text
Those who stay will be champions.
PRIOR-TIES
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
AND STU
BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL STU
THAT WAS A NICE SHOT TOO
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Nice possession.
Good ball movement.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
i wouldn't let anyone with that extreme of a lazy eye start throwing daggars, even when surrounded by Wolverines.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
what?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
this isn't the STU you were looking for?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
This is what happens when you hang out at Jets training camp
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
nooooo
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Michigan better wrap it up.
‘Cause you don’t want that late text, that “I think I’m late” text.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 1, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and a rec for you!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Can't find the AU vs. UGA bball game on TV but there is the 94 Auburn V LSU football game
so I guess I can deal
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 8:20 PM EST reply actions
Where?
BBall is on Peachtree TV but I’d rather watch a football game from 17 years ago
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Sportssouth
It’s fun
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Definitely one of my Top 3 in person games
And the first time I ever hugged a stranger
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
21 Year old me appreciates this more than 4 year old me ever could have.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
1994 was the first season my parents had season tickets
This game made sure they would renew every year afterwards.
They just kept throwing.
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
I was on my way to Statesboro to see GSU get killed by Marshall
and listening to the fading in and out radio call of Jim Fyffe on Rock 103 in a driving rainstorm on the interstate. I remember us all riding in silence trying to pick out Jim Fyffe’s voice and constantly saying “he didn’t just say another interception, did he?”
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
He celebrated long before scoring.
Woulda been called back this year
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Goosebumps right now? Goosebumps.
This happened 17 years ago. I’d love to have threeve pick-6s in one game again
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
3 4th quarter pick 6's
I think there was like 5 total ints and a fumble recovery
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sorry it was 6 interceptions total
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
UGA started out 7-0
It is now 18-10 Auburn with 3:58 in half. Kenny Gabriel had another ESPN highlight dunk.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Every time Repo Men (with Jude Law) is on TV
I momentarily think it’s Repo Man (with Emilio Estevez) and I am very disappointed
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
Men at Work with Emilio Estevez is a good movie
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
"Nathan Gerbe is a promising young player but he played horribly in that first period"
Exxxxxccccccccccceeeeeeeeeelllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttt
/tents fingers
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
DAMMIT!
The name! Speak not the name!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
So soon?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
...
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
that looks like Tiger Heli.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 2, 2012 9:40 AM EST up reply actions
Michigan 68, Fighting Pajama Pants 56.
Good win for Beilein’s boys. It got a little nerve-racking with a few minutes to go, but they held on strong.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Well, Indiana appears to be dildoes on the road.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
No, Notre Dame will not join a conference, no matter how many times you ask.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Would I get to hate Indiana?
I do like hating Indiana.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What are your thoughts on Iowa?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Well
Iowa Cubs fans are horrific monster beings.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Two bad tastes that go worse together.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
They're everywhere, I tell you.
EVERYWHERE.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
That's basically what the conference is formed around
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
though since Knight left town, that hate has lost some of the zest.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
(makes improper phone call)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 1, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why does Christian Erhoff have a 10 year contract?
I can’t wait for one of these ridiculously long NHL contracts to completely blow up on a team not called the Islanders.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Because Terry Pagula is a douche that threw his money around and ruined everything in hockey
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
by Kazoonole on Feb 1, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I wouldn't go that far
The previous owners weren’t willing to spend any money, and Pegula certainly didn’t pioneer these ridiculous contracts
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Ehrhoff's deal is really good after next year
He’s getting 18 millon in the first two years. The last 8 years he gets a total of 22 million. He’ll be traded to some team trying to reach the floor assuming the CBA is similar
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
That's still 3 million per year for a 40 year old defenseman, who in his prime was only above average.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
So he makes less in 8 more years of inflation than Jonathan Ericcsson makes now?
Not the worst deal ever, then.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
Ericcsson is not a good player, how he got that contract, I'll never know
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
The CBA needs to be blown up.
These long deals are bad news.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
I think the insurance might take care of that the way things are going
read an article the other day that the companies that insure the contracts are thinking of putting concussion exceptions in.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
I vote Ilya Kovalchuk's 15-year deal with the Devils.
Because otherwise, it’s going to be us.
(What, Franzen and Zetterberg aren’t going to be playing at a high level at 42?)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Kovalchuk's deal is structured so he's getting most of his money now and makes only about 1 million per year when he's in his 40s
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I figured as much. Ditto for the Wings' deals.
Ken Holland is crafty.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Wings.
I could go for some right now. fuck this diet.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Solutions, Michael
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
I'm so tempted right now, so so tempted
but i gotta lose 7 more pounds . . .
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
the snow is a nice touch.
but it’ll forever be the cove in our hearts. and livers.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
I'm so glad it is still called the Cove
irrationally glad
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
the sad thing is
no one after my class will call them “the milks.”
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, why?
Did they tear them down and rebuild?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
school bought them,
turned them into honors living. called “the morgans” now. I’ll call them the morgans the day I stop calling the new housing units “the suburbs,” and michigan men “puerile.”
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I know a fair number of kids in my class still called Hayes "MAP"
Including me, about half the time- it might hang on for a while
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"From the people who brought you 'The Tudors' and 'The Borgias' comes 'The Morgans'"
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Johnny Morgan's nasal organ has a purple hue
/NDNation investigates whether B. Kelly is related to J.P. Morgan.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
SOMEONE NEEDS TO COMPOSE AN ALLSTU TO CORRECT THIS
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
I think Luongo is the only one whose deal isn't significantly frontloaded
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Ovechkin's isn't, either.
Moral of the story: front-load deals!
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Feb 1, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
They're next for the "damn, that contract screwed us."
Schneider’s already comparable to Luongo and even with a raise will make half his cap hit.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
I liked the idea of Luongo for Lecavellier
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Lidstrom is not a person. He's a robot created in a Swedish laboratory.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
They need to work less on that, and more on robot bikini team members.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Attested to by any story involving the phrase "played through a potentially catastrophic testicle injury".
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Feb 1, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I saw that NBCSports show where they followed him around for a week
Anyone that beholden to routine is clearly not a person but a machine just acting out the program
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I like how with their new song 'paradise'
Coldplay took out the middleman and just made it sound like a dubstep remix
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions
whatdja get to eat?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
#teamWilly's
but Chipotle will do in a pinch. Makes a great laxative as well
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
My rankings (and not saying OMG one sucks:
Willy’s > Moe’s > Chipotle > Barberito’s > Qdoba
Not including a couple one-off establishments I’ve been to.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
No Freebords or Izzos I can think of in my neck of Atlanta or Long Island.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
You're a New Yorker
And you don’t rate Blockheads at all? The hell?
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None in my area of Long Island at all that I've seen.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
Huh.
I thought they were all over. There’s at least half a dozen in Manhattan.
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Do they have Freebirds in Maryland?
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Just looked up, and they're mostly uptown where I don't go a lot.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
If Chipotle had queso I'd be in heaven.
Neato Burrito does good work too.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
This....
I just wish by some sort of magical circumstances…Chipotle and Qdoba merged into one super Mexican restaurant with no flaws.
Punting is winning.
This too.
My burritos usually get the Siracha cannon when I get home.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Moe's Hot sauce is okay, and they have a new habanero salsa.
But the former is hot sauce, and the latter doesn’t have a lot of taste and only moderate heat.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
A habanero salsa with only moderate heat?
What do they do, put yogurt in it?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Probably a dash of habanero into everything else.
Places seem afraid to make truly spicy food a lot.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
THAI HOT PLEASE
/head explodes.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
I keep getting request to make black beans and rice or chili as hot as I make it for myself.
I don’t have the heart to do that to my girlfriend
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
/mutter
Try cooking for people who look at you in horror when you’ve got three cans of diced tomatoes and one can of mild Ro-Tel on the counter.
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I see you've met IE's family.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
I KNEW YOU WANTED TO B1G
Admit it – you use Velveeta and Barbasol too!
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Ro-Tel is a Texas based subsidiary of Nebraska ConArgra
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Isn't everything Con-Agra?
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
If it contains a canned vegetable, then it's probably ConAgra
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Velveeta and Ro-tel is delicious
And I’ve literally never even been to a Big 10 state. (Other than Pennsylvania, but they barely count.)
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
No sir.
The B1G has no claim on Ro-Tel anyway.
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/still has never so much as seen a can of Ro-Tel outside of commercials during football games
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Can't find spicy Ro-Tel anywhere up here....
Life sucks when making tex-mex
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
I could hook you up.
There are places.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Do they not have Wal*Mart?
I can go to Wally and get four different kinds of Ro-Tel… AND two varieties of Ro-Tel TOMATO SAUCE.
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New York says NO to your Wal-Mart
Seriously, there’s a big fight over this right now.
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I think there's one in Passaic, NJ but other than that you'll go to target or you won't go to a department store
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Paramus, not Passaic
It’s a bitch to get to.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
No super Wal-Marts here
The big grocery stores have Mild, Original, Chunky, Mexican, and I have seen a couple sauces.
Hot is nowhere to be seen.
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by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, I really do want it as hot as you made for him over there.
Yes, I know what I am getting myself into.
The fuck there isn't.
ConAgra Foods is based in Omaha and has (had) a facility in Council Bluffs. I’ve BOUGHT Ro-Tel there.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
PHRASING
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
No, I'll allow it
because the misinterpretation of “Hot head” conflated with “Dayton” can’t be anything good.
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#TeamBlockheads
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I'm still here
I made it through another day / I’m still here / That’s more than some can say
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
MEANWHILE, AT NDNATION, rending of garments and wailing and gnashing of teeth
over a class that will most likely be in the top 10.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 8:57 PM EST reply actions
DON'T YOU KNOW WE SHOULD SIGN KIDS EVEN IF THEY AREN'T VERY GOOD JUST TO HAVE 25 SIGNEES
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I've always been fascinated with the law, sir
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
by Yail Bloor on Feb 1, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I guess you don't want that scholarship, do you?
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by height
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by Yail Bloor on Feb 1, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Spalding get your foot off the boat
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 1, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
/Spalding hits golf shot
//Spalding hits golf shot
///Spalding hits golf shot
////Spalding hits golf shot
/////Spalding is still away
Punting is winning.
this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
He wanted to play tennis
His heart wasn’t in it.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Feb 1, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
/Kelly complies with wishes
GODDAMMIT WHY DID YOU WATER DOWN THE CLASS IT MAKES US LOOK LIKE A MAC SCHOOL DARE TO DREAM BEYOND YOUR CINCY ROOTS YOU SHANTY IRISH FUCK!
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Also
apparently part of this disaster of a recruiting class is that Kelly is on the hot seat.
Who knew?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Hmm, I guess a contract extension means the admin is losing faith in him
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
It's the only reasonable conclusion.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
The strange thing is
it wasn’t always like that over there.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
It's been that way since 2007 or so
Something broke, permanently, during the tail end of the Weis era.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
BCS Bowls during Weis era - ND - 2, FSU - 1
Heady days for the ’Noles indeed
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Ok...if you want to pretend ND legitimately deserved those BCS Bowls go right ahead
/Not that FSU deserved its Orange Bowl either…as far as Im concerned…it was 0-0
Punting is winning.
Ummm, they did in 2005
My loyal heart avows no other.
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We definitely deserved the 2005 bid. We got an autobid for being the top 6 of the BCS
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Also, in 2006 we had two losses.
To the two teams playing in the Rose Bowl, both of whom had been #2 in the country just weeks prior. Now, if you’d like to blast us over the Fiasco bowl against Oregon State, or the 95 Fiesta Bowl (getting raped by a buffalo hurts) be my guest.
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something other than the Charlies' waistband?
/rimshot
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Before I fire someone, I go out of my way to make it as expensive as possible
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and i thought that the other team with an interlocking N and D logo was the indian givers.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
How?
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by saxattack29 on Feb 1, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
they have an indian mascot?
i dunno, was hoping people would just laugh without thinking too hard.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
That joke just flew right over your head
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
oh, oh now i see.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Kevin White says hello.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
that's DOCTOR Kevin White, peon.
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you!
“I’m attached to the USS George Washington, stationed in Yokosuka, Japan. The bulk of my time here was spent repairing electronics components (most navigation and radar) for F/A-18 Hornets and Super Hornets, EA-6B Prowlers, and E2-C Hawkeyes. Now that I’m this close to leaving, I’ve been put on a cushy desk job doing administrative work, which gives me more time to plan for the future.
Where is your friend in Hawaii? My step-brother is also in the Navy and stationed out there in a P-3 squadron."
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
I'm at UH, but you know that.
Yokosuka. Sweet. Not sure how it is to be actually stationed there, but it was always nice when I visited. Though twice we came back with children, so I wouldn’t advise that.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
/coughs
You may want to consider your phrasing, as I’m sure you have no regrets about visiting a place which apparently impregnates your wife.
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No no.
I didn’t impregnate her there. We actually came back WITH the children from there. As in, they were born in the hospital there.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
THAS EVEN WORSE PAWWWWWWL
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Perhaps to my kids, but they don't read EDSBS just yet.
IE would agree sometimes.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
It's like how I used to hate Best Buy
because I’d go in there and walk out with a new laptop, or a television, or PS3, or…
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I usually just walk out with a repair bill.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I suppose that's an apt comparison
I mean, I’ve had the computer or the PS3 keep me up until 2 Am before too.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
can you sell your older kids to gamestop for pennies on the dollar when newer models are released?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
Newer models have too many bugs.
I at least know the issues with my current models. I would rather not have to deal with new issues.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
My mother, like many mothers here(I imagine), when she was frustrated with me,
would point at my little brother and say, “You see- we can make another one just like you- you are replaceable!”
My loyal heart avows no other.
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My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don’t make no difference to me, I’ll make another one look just like you.”
by Narrow Right on Feb 1, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Probably where she got it.
And rec’d
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But Dad....!!!
I’m Jesus Christ!
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 1, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
THE BEATINGS. WILL NOW. BEGIN.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
My role was the goalie.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
that is where my mind went too.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
I am not allowed in Best Buy without my wife now
That’s what happens when you get sent to buy a new CD player and come out with a 400 disc changer and a surround sound system
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I refuse to order anything from them
Or at least pre-order it. I pre-ordered GTA IV when it came out a few years back. I ordered the XBOX360 version, expecting to get it the day it came out. It didn’t come until a week later, and they sent me the PS3 version. Even though the invoice clearly said XBOX.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
I get my video games from my local friendly Gamestop.
They steered me towards Skyrim, which was a great/terrible decision.
I went into a Gamestop once
NEVER AGAIN
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
"Would you like to reserve this game?"
“No.”
“This one?”
“No.”
“This one?”
“I will fucking kill your firstborn.”
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Every single stereotype of gamer culture realized
No thank you. I’ll shop online.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
My little brother manages a Gamestop
Oh, the stories he tells.
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No, it's significantly more evil.
/Pours one out for Babbages.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
I've found that it's really all a matter of timing.
There are certain times of the day at any given GameStop location where you will actually be either the only customer there, or any other customers there will be normal grownups like you.
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My philosophy
1. Buy 3-5 games online (Typically on-sale or after release)
2. Trade in to game stop for free 6th game at release.
3. Scoff audibly when they offer a “strategy guide”
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3b. Unless it's a game that's clearly been designed in order to force you to buy one.
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this is what internet game wikis are for.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
This.
The Internet has basically killed non-fiction. People bitch about e-books, but that’s a huge thing in the death of bookstores.
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Seriously, there's this thing called the internet
YOU MIGHT EVEN BE USING IT RIGHT NOW.
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Too damed inconvenient most of the time.
There’s just no comfortable way to keep a computer screen convenient when I’m kicked back in my “oh my god, I don’t even need a bed” comfy recliner.
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Why would I want to pinball back and forth
while checking maps and shit?
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The last strategy guide I bought:
Alan Emrich’s Master of Magic.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
Come out with THREEVE old games
you’d forgotten about and had to buy again?
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
The true depths of Gamestop's evil:
When they hire a cute female who takes pride in the job and becomes an expert.
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Oh god, I can imagine the awkward flirting
It must be like the worst parts of middle school
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It's the exact same thing as the "chicks in comic shops" routine
only the other way around.
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I guess we can call these revelations....
/Shades
The MORSE CODE
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Congratulations, Van Pelt.
You are now in fifth grade.
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/signs jon to publishing deal
//agrees to publish memoir
///focus groups like MORSE CODE title
////focus groups always win
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I have never in my life ordered anything online from them.
Best Buy is for browsing and making impulse purchases.
Amazon is for ordering things.
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by jonfmorse on Feb 1, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I realized my mistake afterwards.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
In my experience
Amazon is where I buy “things”. Newegg is where I buy PARTS for things.
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I consider those parts to be things.
Especially when they coalesce into a beautiful whole thing.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
ALBINO THIS FAN IS NOT A THING IT IS USELESS BY ITSELF
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Sometimes they beat Amazon on price for things.
It’s damned rare, but worth checking. I prechecked my Mass Effect Squee reorder yesterday.
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
Almost always.
The thing with Amazon is that if they’re selling you a THING, then usually THEY are selling you the thing, and if you’ve got Prime it’s free shipping.
Parts? Amazon does not sell parts. Amazon redirects you to a partner site who sells parts, and who invariably charges you $TEXAS for shipping.
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Newegg will occasionally do free shipping at release
If your not the type of nerd who needs it OMGWTFBBQ NOW, its a good deal.
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Played the Demo.
It’s Fable with OMG ALL THE LENS FLARE
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
And stealth
and WAY better combat.
Fable combat = AOE spam or ur doing it wrong.
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Fable combat = mash B until you can't, then mash A.
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Disagree
1. Put talents in AOE spell
2. Find things that are killable
3. AOE ONE SHOT ERRYTHANG
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BUT BUT BUT
WE LOST A RECRUIT TO HOUSTON!!!!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Cougars.
Apparently he likes older women.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
They signed with Notre Dame.
Recruiting rankings tautology, everyone!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
/posts demonstration of G. Kiel dropping in recruiting rankings after committing to ND
//facts disregarded because they do not fit the narrative.
///purchases Tremendous NDNation membership.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Finally, a place where I belong.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
ESPN gave them 9 4-stars (half of which prob. deserved 3 stars) and 6 3-stars
In comparison, FSU had 11 4s; 2 5s and 4 3s and Texas had like $Texas 4-stars
Punting is winning.
Of all the recruiting rankings, ESPNs is by far the crappiest
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
1) None of them are overall worth much, especially given how the rank classes
2) Rivals is the best of the bad bunch, Scout/24-7 are below that, ESPN below even that.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
yea i can agree rivals is the best out of all of them
but i’m a little skeptical whenever you give out 50 5 stars
I don't care if they gave out 150 five stars.
Rank the players from best to worst, and show how your awarding of points/stars/whatever comes about. All statistics are only as good as how the reader knows how to interpret them
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
How do you determine who deserved how many stars?
Did you watch all of our recruits’ tape, and compare it to their cohorts?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
That you are either in disagreement with the evaluation staff
or have the largest of axes to grind.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
rec'd
where do you keep it when you’re on screen in Bristol?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
In Holly Rowe's pants.
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
PHRASING
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
K-State actually landed a four-star
which means he was probably a five-star before he signed.
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BUT IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE! FAILURE! DESPAIR! BLARNEY!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
If Kelly manages to improve the on-field performance this coming year
and combine it with all the space we have for recruits now, it could be a monster recruiting class.
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WELL TOO BAD HE'S OBJECTIVELY GOING 5-7 OR WORSE
OBJECTIVELY.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
ANYTHING LESS THAN 10-2 IS UNNACCEPTABLE
EVEN IF THE TEAM SHOWS IMPROVEMENTS IN EVERY AREA, IF KELLY DOESN’T MAKE A BCS BOWL HE SHOULD BE FIRED
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Oh, did you visit OFD this morning too?
OUR SCHEDULE IS RIDICULOUS THERE IS NO WAY WE WILL WIN 10 GAMES.
IF WE LOSE 10 GAMES, KELLY IS CLEARLY NOT THE ANSWER DESPITE IMPROVING THE DEFENSE AND OFFENSIVE LINE PLAY.
(consecutive statements by the same poster)
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Should not 'Lose' be 'Win'?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Yeah, in that second one.
Sorry, was too in-character for my own good.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
I did, unfortunately I was following it most of the day as it was the only place to get updates on what was going on with Greenberry
They were handling themselves quite well for awhile. Then Murtaugh, probably unintentionally, opened the flood gates by saying that “Kelly might not recover from this.” and the anti-Kelly brigade marched right on in.
I really liked when that dude complained that Kelly doesn’t run the ball, then when confronted with the fact that we had 2000 yards rushing and the best YPC since Holtz said “Well he doesn’t run it when I want him too.”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
If only we'd run the ball more.
Then Greenberry SURELY would have committed to ND.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Yes, he went to Houston so he could runblock more.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
I wasn't there until it got really quiet with no Greenbury mention at the official site
so I went there and WHAT?!?!?!!!
Criticism of Kelly and reasoned arguments are fair. Creating no-win situations where you admit that winning 10 games is out of the question, but that failing to win 10 games is grounds for firing, is ridiculous.
As for the rushing thing…people don’t actually pay attention to facts. You know this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
THEY DON'T SCORE ON EVERY DRIVE AND SOMETIMES THE OTHER TEAM SCORES
THEY’RE ALL WORTHLESS AND WE NEED A CHANGE
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THEY SCORED TDS ON EVERY DRIVE AGAINST EAST BUMBLEFUCK STATE
KELLY IS RUNNING UP THE SCORE, THAT’S NOT A CATHOLIC VALUE
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Yep, it's that simple. Keep trying different keys, one of them will fit the lock.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
i should have saved that sim city end of days pic for this.
damn premature ejaculation image posting.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
I can't stop laughing
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 8:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Siri can't understand me either
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
I want to go back to Scotland, more than wings.
which says something.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
like anyone in scotland would spring for the iPhone
/because the Scots are cheap, you see.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/keeps Sabbath
//and everything else
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by saxattack29 on Feb 1, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey!
they could afford 1/9th of the Parthenon!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
go to Nashville
they got the whole thing
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Feb 1, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK INDIANA!
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HIGH FIVE!
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Good times!
Tom Crean has a permanent bitchface!
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Bwahahahahahaha
/doesn’t follow basketball
//is amused by people with permanent bitchface losing
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
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by wahoocrew on Feb 1, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Colorado and Wyoming should have the outlines of their states painted on their basketball courts
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Man, fuck the Big East.
I want to download the pdf of your fucking media guide. I do not want to merely “view” it online. Barring that, you cockmunches, I would like to print a range of pages, not one.
at.
a fucking.
time.
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whisky, you are tasty
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions
oh, a cheeseburger sounds great
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions
it is like you're writing your own personal Ulysses on this site.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
My heart danced upon her comments like a cork upon a tide.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
the ineluctable modality of fuck clemson
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
by Yail Bloor on Feb 1, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and that certainly elicited one "high grade ha"
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Why are announcers always surprised at how fast defensemen are?
They can skate backwards as fast as everyone else skates forward, for God’s sake.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
>1000. ADDAZIOOOOOOOO
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/2/1/2764938/one-of-us-one-of-us-one-of-us-one-of-us-sec-sec-sec-billboardlyfe
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/2/1/2764938/one-of-us-one-of-us-one-of-us-one-of-us-sec-sec-sec-billboardlyfe
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/2/1/2764938/one-of-us-one-of-us-one-of-us-one-of-us-sec-sec-sec-billboardlyfe
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/2/1/2764938/one-of-us-one-of-us-one-of-us-one-of-us-sec-sec-sec-billboardlyfe
They asked Nowitzki to pick the super bowl
he said 31-27 and they mocked him for picking too high of a score and he admitted he doesn’t know shit about football. That score actually sounds pretty reasonable
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No one in Dallas has known anything about football in years.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Why mock him for a high score?
The Giants and Patriots do not have defenses you would call “stout”
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
i completely agree
if he had stuck to his guns he could have easily played it off
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I'm going to laugh when the final score is 30-27.
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Only 17 points?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
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