SIGNING DAY PART TWO: INNERSABAN
by Run Home Jack on Feb 1, 2012 12:30 PM EST
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Print("Yea! Alabama" plays at a near-deafening volume, startling a young high school senior linebacker from his sleep.)
GOOOOOD MORNING, RECRUIT.
Sleep? That comes in at number 476 on my list of Things I Do Not Have Time For, right between Canned Food Drives and Sitting Down To Poop. Quit hitting that alarm, son - the music's coming from inside you. That ain't some damn metaphor either (number 283 on the list).
That's right! I want you at Alabama so bad I personally entered your bloodstream while you slept. Congratulations, kid. Your body is now 65% oxygen, 18% carbon, 10% hydrogen, and the rest is PURE GODDAMNED CHAMPIONSHIP EXCELLENCE.
Of course, due to recruiting limits, I'll need to do a full inspection of your vital organs to determine just how much of you will be receiving an offer. Last week I got a soft commit from a four star tight end's left arm and a Top 100 cornerback's thyroids and skin. Know what that counts for? Bout one tenth of a scholarship. You build a rule, and Saban'll beat it - that's a promise son.
So just sit still and let me pilot the S.S. Huizenga-Bucks around for a little inspection. Lymphatic system looks good. Small intestine checks out, too. Did you know Greg McElroy didn't even have one? Just a mile and a half of shiny brown hair leading right into his cecum. Well, half of these veins are useless. Can't say I think much of your thoracic vertebrae either. And, if I'm being honest, you have the soft palate of a benchwarmer for Minnesota.
Alright, let's just run this through the computer...
32% of a scholarship. I can live with that! You're gonna be part of something great, son. We're gonna take your elite tissues, combine them with other top quality organs and cells, all guided by the Saban System: Zero Defects. Boys in the lab are gonna build me a SUPER RECRUIT. He's gonna hang fifty on Auburn, and I will name him Scarhawk.
Alright, I've got 27 more players to visit today. Tell your mother I said God Bless.
Shrink ray? Don't be absurd son. That's science-fiction horseshit. Number 157 on the list.
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obligatory hail Satan
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 12:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Smiling.....Saban....?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 1, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder what kind of sick joke was told to make everybody laugh with that face
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
Miles: "Hey Nick, why did the chicken cross the road?"
Saban: “I don’t know, Les.”
Miles: “To oversign at Bama.”
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
but how does the chicken oversign?
wouldn’t it be… oversigned? as in the act happening to it not the act that it is doing itself or… wait I’m over thinking this
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
It's a Les Miles joke
Your feeble mind cannot comprehend it.
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
titties please
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
And would result in me losing 100% of my lunch.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 1, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Two men walk into the Krystal on Bourbon Street...
…and the manager was like “what do you call your act” to which the guy responded “The Aristocrats!”
by Mango Stasi on Feb 1, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions 25 recs
that's a solid rec
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
green
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Innerspace? That's a rec.
Eat me, drink me? What is that? From The Exorcist?
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
ROBOT HOUSE!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Scene outside Blacksburg
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Dude...
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 1, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It's a quote from the movie.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 1, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
how bout we start this thread off with an emotionless, unbiased, and polite discussion about over signing?
/ducks
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
Your program is a shamelessly cheating cesspool that robs underprivileged kids of a college education.
Your turn.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
did i dream this?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
//Loses
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
More like a nightmare, I'd think
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 1, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
It was all a dream, I used to read Phil Steele's magazine
Jimmy Tressel and Texas all up in the limousine.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 1, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
But they beat Spurrier's USCocks team in a bowl game one year.....
and some other big-name program that just isn’t coming to mind right now.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 1, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Your fanbase is a collection of quasi-racist beliefs and unreasonable, obsolete expectations
Wait that’s my fanbase
Sposed to be SEC
Jerry Claiborne never would have tolerated this shit.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
The 6-2 defense will never go out of style
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
HALL OF FAME BOWL CHAMPIONS, PAWWWWWLLLLL
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
I was at that game.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Another thing that we have in common:
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
This is why we only let horses breed with people breed with medusas breed with the devil under extraordinary circumstances
Sposed to be SEC
horses breeding with people?
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
But if turtles are becoming doctors we need a defense!
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 1, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So glad someone here knows this.
I’m not from Michigan so girlfriend had to explain the spiders to me…though I kind of figured out that the guy was a moron before that, spiders aside.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 1, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
Oh yeah? My congressional moron is more moronic than your congressional moron
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm just really glad my Granddaddy passed before he saw that.
“I’ve been to Guam darnit! It aint gonna tip over”
I think Cynthia McKinney is part of what put him in his grave.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
I would have voted for Cynthia
just for the lulz she brought
He's not my congressman.
Central Michigan is central.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 1, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
omfg wat
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 1, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Michele Bachmann
/drops mic
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
/Sheila Jackson Lee sees mic on the ground
//runs over threeve people to get to an open mic
Free at last!
This is true.
I used to live in SJL’s district.
by TwoPalePonies on Feb 1, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
man, don't say that bald dudes are morons
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 1, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
Catherine the Great's Great-Great Grand Daughter.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
rec-click
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 1, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
/zombie Caligula becomes aroused
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 1, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
Too soon.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 1, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Speaking of horses breeding
You saw that the early line 2015 Ky Derby favorite was born 1.5 weeks ago, right?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
All horses are born on New Years Day
This is fact
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
I just looked it up.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
week ago Sunday, IIRC
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
First steps
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Who is the sire?
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
That's a really early line.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Its a really power couple set of parents
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
What are you doing here?
Also, why are you wearing pants?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 1, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
Seeking asylum from the rest of my fanbase as a civil war refugee.
I’m not. Y u mad though, Cook Co. clerk?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Feb 1, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
Well, at least we don't have any oversigning discussion going on.
And good.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Feb 1, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Why dont we have an oversinging discussion
Beginning with Celine Dion
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
As long as it doesn't devolve into another Titanic discussion.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
NEARRRRR FARRRRR WHEREVERRRRRR YOU ARRRRRRRE
I’ll be sending you messages on Facebook telling you to commit to the school I root for.
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.... WILL ALWAYS START YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
/Urban Meyer carries recruit to car
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 1, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
NEVER LET GO URBS
/Urbs let’s go five minutes later because he wants to spend more time with his family.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 1, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
don't worry, young recruit.
urbs will get sick of his family within another year.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Feb 1, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Whilst txt'ing
’txt’ing ’nuthe piece o beef from within the congregation.
/bills 2500 hours per year on RE-CRUTIN’
Senative n. the destruction of one's political career by meme: [fr: middle Intrazweb Eynglush (2009-2020) note: post ASCII], see entry under "Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while enrolled at SMU".
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Feb 1, 2012 1:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
KILL IT WITH FIRE
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 1, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
Imma commit to that genie in a bottle, baby
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
50's pin-up Christina is a blessing from God.
Alcoholic, leopard-print wearing, starting to chunk out Christina is losing it.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
So, so true. Imma just leave this here....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 1, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Good message for fans on signing day
Calm down, 5 stars don’t always pan out
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 1, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
If we're going to start complaining about
“cruise ship talent show vocal acrobatics” the conversation needs to involve every American Idol competitor, EVER, Mariah Carey and, as much as it pains me, Christina Aguilera (despite the fact that she can actually blow.)
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
for her sake, I hope she's not filling them with the same substances.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe better.
When she wants to, if she wants to, she can send chills down everyone’s spines with a single note.
When she phones it in, you can tell because there’s no energy in it.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
Mariah Carey says Hi.
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
FUCK COOK COUNTY
that is all.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
Saban to Miles
I am in your pero. Stealing yo croots.
by Michael J Pigott on Feb 1, 2012 12:38 PM EST reply actions
We've been saying for years he gets the best out of his players.
What did you think we meant?
by Nick's Hat Band on Feb 1, 2012 12:42 PM EST reply actions
15 LOI's in
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
A middling class.
Tough to recruit from New England with zero time.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
I mean the guy did fly back whenever he could.
He gave as much effort as his job allowed.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Meanwhile on NESN radio:
WHY IS BILL O’BRIEN WASTING TIME WITH SOME COAHLLEGE BAWHL. HE HAS TO GET READY TO HELP TAWM BRADY, GRAWNK, WES WELKAH, AND THE GREATRIOTS WIN A SUPAH BOAHL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 1, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
TAWMMY FROM QUINZEE REC
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
WHEAH WAZ HE WHEN GRONK HURT IZ ANKLE?!
IT’S YOAH COORDINATAH’S JAHB TO MAKE SHOO-AH THAT NAWBAWDEY GETS HAHRT BEFO-AH THE FACKIN’ SUPAH BOWL!!! PRIORITIES, BILL! WHAT AHH THEY? THEY SHOO-AH AS FUCK AIN’T FOOTBALL RED SOX NATION!
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 1, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
IT'S AIGHE WE HAVE THA WES WELKAH
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Feb 1, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
some guy on espnu: "scholly numbers are things most people can't understand, like complex algebra"
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 12:44 PM EST reply actions
I thought it was like with Amway,
you recruit a guy and he gets recruits and so on and that’s how you win.
by Nick's Hat Band on Feb 1, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
was it Houston Nutt?
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
Subtraction from 85...
HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
Mathematics, How do they work?
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, there's more than one now?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Best to just leave it be-
they’ll get upset with us, otherwise.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
really? wow...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Houston Nutt is a big fan of one year renewals
WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Fantastic Voyage picture recognized....
Deploy Raquel Welsh in tight divesuit.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 1, 2012 12:45 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Why did you rack that old picture out?
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Because, quite frankly, THIS picture didn't do as much for me....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 1, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I agree. That old chick is very attractive.
nice boobies too
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
"That old chick"
Raquel Welch.
I weep for a generation.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 1, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
Monty Python said it best...
“I’d tax Racquel Welch. I’ve a feeling she’d tax me.”
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Feb 1, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
and OSU just snatched a commit from Wisconsin at the press conference.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 12:48 PM EST reply actions
so you guys are up to like 45 LOIs now, right?
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
Air Force has 49...but I learned that they have a JV team
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
They are all walkons
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
How does that work for the academies?
I was under the impression that nobody paid to go the academies, so how can there be athletic scholarships?
by Albino Tornado on Feb 1, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
I think it's more about guaranteeing spots in the academy
The twitter
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
To be fair, Alabama won the Iron Bowl food drive
so Nick may indeed have a little bit of time for Canned food drives
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 12:48 PM EST reply actions
Holy shit, the hate is flowing strong today!
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
/Hate commits to Nick Saban
//conveniently leaves team the next year to make way for newly signed 5 Star recruit Antipathy
I have often wondered about Saban's reaction to these commercials
Imma hang up and listen
by El Andy on Feb 1, 2012 12:51 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
I'm betting he starts singing "Adia" at the top of his lungs
because he has a secret, womanly, tender side he can’t show.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
/Sees snarling dog chained to tree
//Likes his fighting spirit but rate him a little skinny
///Offers dog grayshirt.
////at the same time florda offers him redshirt
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
As seen above
Except Miles is grinning because it reminded him of his delicious lunch of German Shepard tail
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
Reminds me of the Obama laugh the day before they got Bin Laden
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
so Finebaum should be looking out for SEAL teams?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
[18 year old kid] has really made the wrong decision by not choosing [my school] and instead going to [some other school]
I can’t believe [18 year old kid] could possibly be so dumb. Obviously [some other school] was offering him [money, drugs, hookers, stock options, a different system, more hookers] and he was too short-sighted to see that [my school] is really a better choice in the long run. Actually, this poor decision leads me to believe that [18 year old kid] must not be the type of fine young man we want at [my school], and he probably doesn’t have the grit and character required to hold up the [my school] tradition. I’m so glad [18 year old kid] signed with those losers at [some other school] instead of [my school].
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 12:56 PM EST reply actions 23 recs
Also
No less than 5 of my Auburn friends have given me the quality over quantity speech this morning
Imma hang up and listen
I came of age in the Tuberville era.
I still cling to the notion that it’s important to get 3*s with high upside than to even try to get 5*s
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
/gives quality over quantity speech
//next year gives depth over starter talent speech
Sposed to be SEC
It's... beautiful.
Also, way to include Vandy with “stock options”.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I'm just confused, because everyone over at OFD told me that getting Gunner Kiel
meant that everything would be puppy dogs and rainbows, that we’d have every WR and RB and Long Snapper and water boy wanting to sign with us, that my food would taste better, that I’d grow 3 inches in height and lose 20 lbs overnight. I….I don’t know what went wrong….
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
It's sad really.
He wanted to come here, but he’s got too many people out for themselves that are influencing him. Wonder what they’re getting?
by Nick's Hat Band on Feb 1, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
You forgot the final lines for ND fans:
Good luck with that (some other school) degree when you’re flipping burgers in 10 years.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Feb 1, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
40 YEAR MISTAKE
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
I hope [18 year old kid] gets busted on a drug charge because [18 year old kid] is a douchebag.
Lane Kiffin will waste [18 year old] kids talent anyway…
Punting is winning.
Urban Meyer's already started on that.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
Reading a lot about Frank Beamer and a recruit......
named Ja Wand Blue? Isn’t that the fruity pick play Team Prince ran against Team Charlie Murphy?
by Michael J Pigott on Feb 1, 2012 12:56 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I've now gotten into a twitter argument due to my own hubris.
Fuck.
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Happens to the best of us
Your ultimate trump card will always be “I called out Craig James on Finebaum”, I’d bust that out all the time if I were you.
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 1, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
Nah
It’s an argument over a tweet I made this morning about a recruit on TV. Dude featured me on his sites feature of “Butthurt” tweeters.
http://inthebleachers.net/2012-articles/february/national-signing-day-2012-butthurt-liveblog.html
Compared to the other tweets I’m a saint.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
Nick P.: Not the most butthurt person on the internet!
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Using the word "butthurt" in a serious context is a good way to lose my respect
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
I told him that the objective of his article is just as stupid as the tweets
Didn’t seem to get the hypocrisy of that.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
Just woke up (today's my day off) only to find that YES YES YES MIZZOU GOT DGB
THIS TOTALLY MAKES UP FOR DON CORNELIUS DYING
It's a funny name.
Tweet from Aunt Stabby
Holly @Nastinchka
Midpoint of the day, STILL no GT recruits announcing by smashing a jar full of bees on the table. No hustle, class of 2012?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Feb 1, 2012 1:02 PM EST reply actions
Your ultimate signing day selection process, GO!
Mine:
SEC recruit puts three laptops on the table to show which offshore account received the highest bid.
(h/t: Burrito for clearing up my original take)
Free at last!
I like the Fake Tattoo idea that somebody else had
With a real tattoo for the actual team
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
That's going to be awkward in two years when Saban won't play you or let you transfer.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
/Cam Newton steals laptop
//signs with Auburn
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 1, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
"Where will the funds go?
Laptop #1 is Auburn and Credite Suisse! Laptop #2 is USC with the Bank of the Caymans! Laptop #3 is scrappy underdog SMU with the 1st Trust of the Isle of Mann!"
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 1, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
Auburn bank....
has to be Colonial. Keep it down home, cuz.
by Michael J Pigott on Feb 1, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
SHIIIIT. Bank of Auburn still exists, Colonial? not so much.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Recruit enters stage deciding between ASU and Arizona.
He puts a cat on the table and stabs it with a pitchfork. He then puts on an ASU hat and walks out of the room, leaving the struggling cat stuck to the table.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
by Big Jon on Feb 1, 2012 1:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
wow
never buy cheap shoes or cheap liquor
by The Pylon That Relfed on Feb 1, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
Jovon Robinson
committed wearing to Auburn wearing an all orange suit.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:02 PM EST reply actions
Hopefully made of citrus
Because they’d both be hideous, but at least one would be interesting.
Yeah, probably.
Now that's class.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 1, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
Should have been an orange jumpsuit.
I can think of no better way to honor the first ever winners of the Switzer Slam.
by Mango Stasi on Feb 1, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Somebody shop an AU on Boyd Crowder's jump suit
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
Recruits just keep getting dumber.
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 1, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Dude
I want a recruit to dress like that. Ball SO HARD!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
Just need someone choosing between Syracuse and UNC...
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 1, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Clemson and UNC is more realistic.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
/opens bottle of champagne
kills Temple Owl
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 1, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
I think West Virginia skull-fucked them to death.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
there has to be anouther Paulus, right?
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 1, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
heres the real deal
I don’t know how to format this pic to post in post
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
preeshate chooh
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
Like a baws.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 1, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
I want just one kid ONE kid to war a suit like that to press conference
then commit to South Carolina haha
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
Take off the suit to to reveal a Carolina G-string?
“I’m a Cock, baby!”
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
Cocks!
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
I want a baby tiger to battle a veteran gamecock to the death for the rights to a South Carolina recruit's signature
Sposed to be SEC
LOL photoshopped trophy
oh wait, they won something? well knock me over with a feather!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Feb 1, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
At least they won something at some point.
I have to resort to celebrating a single (home) win over Man City like it was the Champions League final.
/Toffee’d
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
When was the FA Cup title?
95? 96? Sometime about then.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
'95 FA CUP, BITCHES.
But since I didn’t become a fan until the 2000’s… MORE FIRST DIVISION GAMES THAN ANY OF YOU BITCHES, BITCHES.
/mediocrity national championship, PPAAAAAWWWWWLLl
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
On the other hand, one of our best players in history was named "Dixie."
So there’s that.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
Kentucky has a banner for a guy named Shipwreck Kelly
Top that
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
And another for Wah Wah
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Everton has
2 League Titles, 2 FA Cup titles and 1 European Cup Winners Cup title since uga won their last MNC.
/Go Toffees!
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
This is not a productive area of discussion
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 1, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, Dooley's had a pretty good day...
/ricflairwoooo.gif
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
So should I be happy with Florida's class?
From what I can see it solves very few of our most glaring problems
Imma hang up and listen
Al Golden closed like a bawse
i haz a happee
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 1, 2012 1:07 PM EST reply actions
Bill O'Brien still can't figure out how a fax machine got in his office.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
why does he have an office at the super bowl?
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 1, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
Its actually Tom Brady's office
but he lets O’Brien answer the phone
by Lucas Jackson on Feb 1, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
He's in Jim Irsay's office
Irsay is too busy tweeting to notice.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
I am going to have Styx stuck in my head all day.
Walked to the local pizzeria for lunch and had to be assaulted by a two-play of “Come Sail Away” and “Lady” while enjoying a couple of slices and a Mountain Dew.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 1:10 PM EST reply actions
Yes it is.
Acceptable Styx would have been “Mr. Roboto.”
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Feb 1, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
Played this on a juke box the other day
Along with Too Much Time on My Hands.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 1, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Same thing happened to me last week.
Only it was a Jason’s Deli and Tommy Shaw was there.
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
DOUG MARRONE ON ESPNU NOW? ESPN TALKING ABOUT OUR RECRUITING CLASS?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 1:12 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
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title cl(seizure)
title cl(seizure)
title cl(seizure)
aw shi(seizure)
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Feb 1, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
It's a Joe Dimaggio card in mINIINININININ
it’s in goodddoododododd
Ok maybe in faaaaaahhhhhHHHHH
/throws card in trash
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Feb 1, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is anyone else sick and damn tired of the
“Great player X was a 2 star recruit” example used to discredit recruiting rankings? Are they perfect? Hell no! Do you have a much greater chance of winning if your class is highly regarded? Hell yes!
Everyone knows there are exceptions, stop referencing Jerry Rice, douchebag!
/Take a deep breathe Dawg in Beaumont
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Feb 1, 2012 1:14 PM EST reply actions
I mentioned this last thread as well
Those people piss me off.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
I honestly thing people who obsess over recruiting are creepy.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 1, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
These two concepts are not mutually exclusive, though
I think it’s safe to say that bringing in top-ranked recruits makes winning a lot easier. That said, I’m not the one who makes a living creating these rankings or obsessing over them.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 1, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
likewise
I only like it because It’s a good way to troll my friends.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
People who obsess over anything are creepy.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
I'll worry about my players after they start practicing/playing.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
yo tambien
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
It's the only way to tell which ones have functional ACL's.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
COACHES'SONHUSTLEMOTORHIGHFOOTBALLIQ
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 1, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
HIGHMOTORHEADY
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Feb 1, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
Because every walk on is a Jordan Kovacs just waiting to bloom.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
DEON BUTLER WAS A WALK ON THATS WHY THIS GUY WILL BE GOOD
/KEYBOARDPUNCH
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Recruiting services are completely accurate
Securing the top recruit guarantees playing for the national championship. The only question is who will we have to beat in that game.
unless they do a mixed mediation or something
correlation != causation
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
It'd be impossible to say that
“Ceteris paribus, five and four star players are more successful than unranked players, whether in terms of individual awards, championships, or NFL success
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 1, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
Fucking lawyers, man...
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Lolwat
I just remember that phrase from high school Econ
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 1, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
the latin. It's easier to say "all things being equal"
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
That's what they said about our diplomas in the 60s
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 1, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
Mine is in Latin! and I forgot to ask for Vellum
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
WAT
JEEVES, A SCHOOL OF THE SOUTHERN STATES HAS THEIR DIPLOMAS AND WE DO NOT? QUICKLY, PRIVATE LUNCH WITH THE BOARD OF OVERSEERS TO REMEDY THIS
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 1, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Ours are Latin too
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/raeg
//not really
///actually kinda
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 1, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
PC's SV; Illusions, Michael, and I all went to Kenyon.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
For some reason Cal's motto went from Fiat Lux to the translated version.
You’d think they could count on people to understand what that meant.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Luxury Fiats? Oxymoron.
(I suppose fiat lux is still the official motto, but on the University seal it’s Let There Be Light.)
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I thought it was pretty good!
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I present you with the Abarth
And fully understand that performance =/= luxury, but it does = a lot more fun.
Yeah, probably.
also =may not turn on. and may explode violently when it does.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
What's Italian?
It’s a country in Europe. Shaped like a boot.
Like a cowboy boot.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 1, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
MINE IS IN LATIN TOO
DONEC VARIUS, FRATER.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
google translate for "up top"
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
or at least it was....
now it says “ASCENDE CACUMEN”
google just trolled me. lol.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
Mine says
“Montani semper liberi”
Which means, “Mountain water makes the difference!”
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 1, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
Evidently, Mr. Londonjoe is an educated man. Now I really hate him.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
by Tuco on Feb 1, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My argument is different
Higher starred players do better on average, but not as much better as the star system represents.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Will reference Xavier Lee instead.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Whatever do you mean?
He won two Heisman’s on NCAA ’06 for me. Speed Option FTW.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
double cheeseburger from milos with a large sweet tea
welp – screwed up my healthy eating for the day
people are still doing the weight loss/health improvement thing right?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
/ihb98 recieves letter of interest from kansas.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
well i used it as an excuse to buy a kindle
/of course i’ll use it to do my reading while at the gym 6 days a week.
//right?
///right?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
totally
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Everytime I see that
I wonder, What is Tom Green thinking while he touches that thing
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
How did I ever have a career?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
Title, clicked.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
the body of an NFL player y'all
3-4 defense
the fat man’s game
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
yes...
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
when I run on the treadmill
I’m very self conscious that I’m being really loud
like I’m stomping on the thing and that will make people think I’m heavy
just wanted to make sure I wasn’t the only one enduring public humiliation haha
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
I do this. I just run heavy.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
working out/running around other people
“oh shit I didn’t put enough weight on this thing. Now everyone thinks I’m a dork”
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
I try not to worry about that by thinking "I'm doing more reps man"
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
My entire goal one year was to get built enough to do bench presses with 45 lb weights
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 1, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
that's repping at 135. nothing wrong with that. if you're doing 30 reps.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
my max is 150, you dick
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
you can fit a bench press in your carrel?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
DAMNIT I JUST GOT A CARREL TODAY!
I’m pretty pissed that they gave them out a day after comps were due.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
so yours are all turned in?
congrats! how does it feel?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Good!
although I don’t want to schlep all these books back to the library. That’s an adequate replacement for going to the KAC, though, right?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
do they still have boxes for people to turn in diningware stolen from Peirce?
they should have similar themed boxes for library books.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
I'm tempted to just throw them at the amish man who's in a bobcat just outside
That’s not how your religion works, man!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
Depends on what kind of bobcat you're talking about
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
nice
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Feb 1, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
because i'm sure they love the college kids lecturing them on their reiligion.
try trading them for a pie. mmm amish pie…
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
Fresh Strawberry Rhubarb pies were my dinner more than once when I lived North
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You're like 5'2" though right? and you weigh 130?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Yes, but then i don't run on a treadmill.
BUT, nothing like putting on clothes which are too big for me today!
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
well done
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
Why thank you.
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
i was feeling good about my weight loss situation, then someone told me that putting my scale on my carpet throws ther accuracy off.
move it to tile floor…… furk :(
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
Mine reads way high when on the carpet for some reason
Like 25% high.
My wife was very happy to hear this.
that deserves a rec.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
huzzah!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
Treadmill in my bedroom.
I can be horribly unathletic in private.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
I can't justify home workout room
a new gym opened up literally right across the street from neighborhood
though a treadmill at the house would be awesome
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
It's literally a foot and a half from our bed. No excuses.
With the kids and (work before, school now) it’s really hard to make time in the middle of the day. Kids go to bed, I get on treadmill.
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The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
I had a weight set in my room growing up (bench, bars, and free weights).
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
You also had manservants and footmen.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
nope. just a decent sized apartment.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
To be fair, domestic help is much cheaper in a lot of countries
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 1, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
we did have a cleaning lady. most people had live in maids.
the TP defense, but still
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
that makes sense
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
Excercise equipment in the home is the awesomes.
It gives you SO many more places to hang clothes.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Feb 1, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Same here
So much chicken
and salad
and vegetables
/dies of vitamin overdose
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
their sweet tea is amazing
I had a burger today by telling myself it was healthy to eat as long as I didn’t use the buns, just fork and knife.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
so good
but the amount of sugar involved with their burger AND the sweet tea is ungodly
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe their sweet tea is good in the restaurant
The one you buy in the gas station or the grocery store is bilge water
/comeatmebros
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Hello all!
FUCK TOSH LUPOI AND FUCK WASHINGTON.
There, needed to get that off my chest.
FUCK YOU TOSH YOU SLIMY LITTLE BACKSTABBING CUNT.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Yeah that was a bad one for y'all.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Dude, when's the last time you had a winning record in the Pac 12? and you think you're gonna hold onto those 5 star recruits?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
We would have if Lupoi hadn't jumped boat. It's not like we haven't pulled this thing off before.
And then afterward we probably still could have saved face had Lupoi not started immediately trashing Cal to any recruit who would listen.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
welp, you decided not to pay the man
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
We're a goddamn university, not a football team with a night school attached.
It turns out after conducting threeve million dollars of facilities upgrades, we were just a little skint!
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
MORA HATE. MORA FOOTBALL.
MORA OF YOUR RECRUITS.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 1, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
MORA CAPS LOCK
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 1, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
MÖRÄ ÜMLÄÜT
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
THE FOOTBALL MONOPOLY IN LOS ANGELES IS NOW OVER MOAR THAN EVER BEFORE
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
UCLA's success does not bother me at all.
Well, OK, I’m not looking forward to running the ball against Ellis McCarthy, but for the most part I’m pissed off at UDub.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Isn't Thompson the only guy we pulled from Cal's class?
I mean, I know he’s a big one, but he’s just one guy. And I wouldn’t worry about Mora having any actual on-field success. The man is a professional dumpster fire artist with a dash of unwarranted smugness.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Feb 1, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
You managed to pull Thompson and briefly Payton (who is now going to UCLA I guess? And then he's going to go to the moon?)
and swung-and-missed on Michael Barton, Cedric Dozier, and Demariay Drew and negatively recruited the rest. So you didn’t directly benefit for poaching Lupoi and Kiesau, you just caused an exodus of commitments and a sudden lack of interest from previous Cal leans.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Yeah, the timing on the hires was total bullshit from a Cal perspective.
But we were already in on Dozier (he’s 30 minutes away from UW), missed on the rest, and Thompson moved just as much due to Wilcox coming on board. He recruited Sydquan to Cal and had a close relationship with the family from what I read.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Feb 1, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
/see recruiting buttheart discourse earlier
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 1, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Buttheart?
That’s your own business man.
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 1, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
There are a lot of girls I buttheart
But facehate
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 1, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
this sounds like a great tshirt
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
a buttheart report form tshirt?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
houndstooth lady from earlier?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
MYAIS
can I get a repost please?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
NO
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
grossly under-rec'd
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 1, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
MORA
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 1, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
I JUST GOT DONE WITH 4 HOURS OF CLASS I DON"T WANT 3 MORE DAMNIT
/drinks more caffeine
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 1, 2012 1:23 PM EST reply actions
i dont give a shit what VT says
Frank Beamer will forever be in my mind as saying “You have homeboys here”
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 1, 2012 1:27 PM EST reply actions
YOU LIVE IN A FANTASY WORLD BRO!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
BUT AT LEAST IM HERE WITH MY HOMEBOYS
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 1, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Landon Collins in Bama sweatshirt
Mom in bleachers not next to son
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
Maybe the Ghost of Grayshirts Past visited her in the night, warning her to beware Bammers bearing scholarships
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 1, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
Or she came out blasting alabama for giving his girlfriend benefits behind her back.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
houndstooth skirt is back on the fax cam
I’m a perv for this aren’t I?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
I've been waiting for her to come back to put that back on.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
SHARE WITH THE REST OF THE CLASS.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
the picture was on the last thread
someone had it loaded and ready to go
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
oh I saw it
I just don’t want to go back to the other thread to find it.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
That chick was a shadow away from an R rating.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
lazy!
but here you go
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Nick Saban is an evil genius.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
It's not even official Alabama this year
Just some random radio thing
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
the NCAA told the University that they couldn't do it again this year
so a radio station picked up the slack
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
In a way this is emblematic of the NCAA's problem enforcing rules in our state.
There are a ton of people who aren’t Auburn or Alabama boosters, season ticket holders, alums, or anything who have some money or other resources and really care about the football teams.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Now someone show her face
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
It started out as an innocent modeling job.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
man we love those shots but you think we can get a couple of you shirtless?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
that last post actually happened (not to me) where they ended up asking the guy to take off his pants and he left
got paid, and had a long conversation with his agent.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Is it the girlfriend of that one recruit who's mom wanted him to go to LSU?
Didn’t Saban find a job for her?
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
THEY CHANGED WORD ALL AROUND
WHERE’S THE WORD ART?
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
IF THIS REPORT DOESNT HAVE PIZZAZZ, I DONT KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO
Punting is winning.
by The Assman 1 on Feb 1, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
GAAAHHHHH
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 1, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Oh look. I have an innie
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 1, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Horses were upthread, I thought.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
I can't stop laughing
oh god I’m an ass hole
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
Personally, I'm loving this right now
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
She looks like a really nice person
They all should be ashamed.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 1, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
yurk
/belks
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
<>
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
It's 58 degrees out....
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WEATHER?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Imma go running with my shirt off today
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
So the temperatures are around what a mildly cool winter should be?
I’m fine.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 1, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
LOLWUT?
This is an unbearably hot winter.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT?
Its back to mid 60s here. You can keep your 20s
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
Woohoo!
/goes running in a tshirt
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
by Big Jon on Feb 1, 2012 1:45 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
if that
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
#teamnopants?
I wanna have a good time and enjoy my Jack.
The twitterz, not for the weak.
by Chloe Denmark on Feb 1, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
Ouch
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
I'm really going all in with the minimalist running trend
My daily runs are actually just miles long streaks
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
There's a joke with nudity, "minimalist", and TWSS in there
but on 2 hours of sleep I can’t put it all together.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
DICKS
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 1, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you… a La Nina winter!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Feb 1, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
why, like this
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 1, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Except they do wear that when it's 60 out
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 1, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
its all the rage in South Beach
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Feb 1, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
"The Burn Unit is coming out onto the field..."
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 1, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is this not a good thing?
I like being able to go out and smoke at lunch without freezing my ears off.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Dez Cadena > Henry Rollins.
Come at me bro.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
While both have arguements in their favor
I remain partial to Keith Morris due to his distinctive voice and commendable later work with the Circle Jerks.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 1, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
One of my roommates has been asleep for 14 hours
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 1, 2012 1:33 PM EST reply actions
If he's asleep when I get back
He’s gonna get a scrotum full of foot
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 1, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
Like this?
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
I'm surprised her boyfriend doesn't do that
….as he is viciously itching his crotch
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Feb 1, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
Lucky sumbitch.
I considered calling in sick this morning just so I could get some sleep for a change. But then I remembered that if I miss work, I don’t get paid, period.
I guess I’ll sleep when I’m dead.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Feb 1, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
Saban recruits are all like...
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Feb 1, 2012 1:37 PM EST reply actions 14 recs
this is excellent
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Feb 1, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
lol.
Terps lost a recruit to Liberty.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 1:43 PM EST reply actions
He just wanted a chance to win football games.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
That explains it
He hates swearing
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
baseball?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
WOW.
How does an isolated school with a curfew even recruit?
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
by Big Jon on Feb 1, 2012 1:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Yes, please tell me.
Notre Dame would like to know.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
again, their baseball team does it.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Lynchburg is a bustling city, sir!
They have a starbucks! and might maybe someday get a chipotle!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
Hello, son. Do you like lemonade?
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
wrong Lynchburg
that’s Tennessee. Come on KG, you’ve been there!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Feb 1, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
But it makes for a funnier joke that way.
And honestly, I couldn’t remember a thing about Lynchburg, other than the horrific drive to get there.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Feb 1, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
HEY
Oh, wait a minute, you’re talking about the one in Virginia. Carry on…
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
SelfReply
If people think Toomer’s Lemonade was meant to be consumed without liquor you’re doing it wrong.
It’s too tangy to drink plain.
by ItsComplicated on Feb 1, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
Does this mean we're now bustling?
The Bustling City on the Plains?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
Cool, had to ask for a new check card AGAIN
To replace the check card THAT STILL HAS YET TO COME IN THE MAIL!
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Rece Davis talking about Barry Sanders legs and rear end
all right Rece you’re gunna get a pass, but pick your game up
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
/Cue Dave Lapham diatraibe on buttocks
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Feb 1, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
//John Madden telestrates Nate Newton's asscrack sweat
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Feb 1, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
fax cam girl puts up Landon Collins
rumor that his mom actually cried
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
This is becoming quite the soap opera
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 1, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
I prefer to think of it as actual Opera
Landon Collins in Don Giovanni
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
Seeing a person's first reaction to recruiting is very powerful.
If they love it, they will love it forever.
If the do not love, they may learn to appreciate it, but it will never become part of their school.
Free at last!
crying was sarcastic bs that got taken seriously
crying = sitting in the stands and pouting
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
In which I get a little bit raegy:
Rutgers (which is Rutgers) has a top 25 class in the overall and average recruit rankings on Rivals, despite having lost their long-time head coach and BEING FUCKING RUTGERS.
FUCK THAT SHIT. FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
so, uh, where is Washington's class ranked?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Top 20 or so on Rivals but top heavy, I guess?
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
22
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I know that feel bro
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
So, I'm somewhat proud of my Husker brethren, at least the ones I've seen so far
OWH blog post on Andrus Peat going to Stanford: a few comments criticizing our OL coach, a few comments wishing the kid well at Stanford. No shots at the kid or his decision-making.
Twitter: A couple disappointed comments, but mostly well-wishes
Facebook: OMG ANDRUS PEAT FUCKING SUCKS
dammit facebook, we were almost there.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 2:04 PM EST reply actions
Lane Kiffin thinks he'll just be pumping gas with that Stanford degree
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 1, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
so he'll be Brian Kelly's OCoordinator?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Feb 1, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Honestly? I have no idea.
I “follow” recruiting about one day a year, and even that’s half-hearted. The concept is fundamentally creepy to me.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
Oh goddamnit the Furd got another lineman?
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
so is the fun over?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
Sure seems like it, lets go out and see what the CFB landscape looks like now
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
So am I supposed to be happy or something that UGA got a top-5 class?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 1, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
Did you get the next Herschel yet again?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
You got a lot of mouth for someone whose best recruit was a WR...
… on a Paul Johnson-coached team.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
They learn to block. The NFL likes that.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
correction: on a Chan Gailey-coached team
with Reggie Ball at QB
If you are talking about this season, the best recruits are a DE and athlete that will probably play at QB
Jasper Sanks will always be the next Herschel.
But who will be the next Jasper Sanks?
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
as long as we got Dogmeat with us we should be fine
/dogmeat killed by lasers
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
dogmeat's almost invincible
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
the puppies perk is pretty much required
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
in the original Fallout
Dogmeat never survived haha
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
you're right about 3 though
I can’t believe I never got all the way through New Vegas…
Off Season To Do List UPDATED
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Feb 1, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
I started playing 3
Just got too frustrated with it and quit. And that’s rare for me with video games.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
Lou Vega?
Mambo #5?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
I'll just respawn and Dogmeat will be back
/respawns
//WHERE’S DOGMEAT?
///NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
RIP Don. You were a big part of my teenage years....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
there's a signing day party at the Washington Duke tonight
LOLWUT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I'm still partial to our "Jameson McShea"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Feb 1, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds like an interesting cocktail
haha, cock
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
Georgia Southern just signed a James Dean
who picked us over going to Air Force.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
Do you care about recruiting alot?
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by Cap Town Cat on Feb 1, 2012 2:20 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
I'd recruit that alot
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
He looks like he could play alot of different positions
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
I like that alot
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Feb 1, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
The weatherman says it's going to snow alot.
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by alexanderkotov on Feb 1, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
NEW THREAD
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 1, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
thats very meta
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Feb 1, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
The best part of this whole story?
They only had to build the microscopic ship to get into the recruit’s bloodstream. Saban was able to hop right in without needing the shrink ray…
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
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