Sam Sharpe-US PRESSWIRE
BELK BELK BELK, BELK BELK, BELK, BELK BELK. <--SING TO "HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SING"
We looked, and they don't sell speedos in the men's section of Belk. You know, if you wondered if they sell grape-smugglers. Ah, preposterous, you say, I'd never wear a speedo, or any other form-fitting beachwear. You say that, but if we'd told you Duke would be playing in a bowl game this year, or ever? '
Another thing you couldn't and wouldn't have predicted, but there you are, standing in a pair of nuthuggers on Improbable Beach with David Cutcliffe watching the Blue Devils line up in a bowl game sponsored by affordable everyday wear for the American consumer. Looks good on you, or at least as good as it can post-holidays? You know what we're talking about, Captain Sugar Cookie.
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