FINE, FINE, FINE. We were moved. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? WE WERE MOVED.
We really just want there to be a version of this for the Little Caesar's Bowl. "You got me...OH SON YOU GOT ME PIZZA BOWL TICKETS. I ALWAYS KNEW YOU HATED ME BUT NOW I'M SURE OF IT. Clarity is your gift this holiday, and for that I thank you, horrible, unloving son."
RELEVANT TO BLOWOUTS OF AN EMOTIONAL AND HORRIBLE NATURE. The LIttle Caesar's Pizza Bowl, live from beautiful downtown Detroit, is still very much real, and very much on for this evening. Bill C describes CMU's defense as "Really not good," and that is being charitable! It's gonna be amazing! Podcast to follow in a bit.
THE MARKET WAS THEN IMMEDIATELY INTERCEPTED. Dana Holgorsen, captain of industry, rang in the stock exchange along with Ryan Nassib, Syracuse quarterback. If this reads like the weirdest community theater remake of Wall Street, well, it is.
GUS MALZAHN WOULD LIKE TO RECRUIT WELL. At least that's what a hire of Melvin Smith would indicate, since Smith is a veteran recruiter with a deep knowledge of Mississippi in particular. He also has a reputation for being scrupulous, which is a new and innovative thing with Auburn recruiters.
JUST LETTING IT GROW OUT. The Gene Chizik buyout life is getting beardy.
SERIOUSLY NOTRE DAME. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS