Yes this is one of those NMA faux-Taiwanese news reports.But it has so much to give, dammit: Tommy Tuberville coaching Alabama, Tommy Tuberville wincing as tortillas and footballs are thrown at him, Tommy Tuberville watching in horror as money is siphoned from his croker sack o' hundreds by grifters. Oh, and he's in drag and running out a window at one point, a subtle nod to the time Tony Franklin had to pull a Bill Murray-in-Zombieland maneuver to escape Auburn without being killed. That last part is the only true part of anything we just typed, and you know it in your heart already.