Hello! Here at the EDSBS House of Funnel Cakes For Breakfast, we have a delightful assortment of noon football games for you. There's the Sooner Soufflé, the Crunchtastic Cowboy Chimichanga, or, served family style, the Big Tulsa Golden Quiche Lorraine. All of those come with your choice of soda, iced tea, or Ferentz Tears.

Hmm? You have a food allergy to football teams from Oklahoma? Well, I'm sorry, sir or ma'am, but we don't do substitutions. Maybe you should come back after the lunch rush. We'll be serving Charlie Weis Gets Roasted Alive By Fans In Morgantown Stew and Carl Pelini For Auburn Sliders.

This is your first open thread, but we understand if you don't use it to talk about the games that are on. We can discuss something more productive. For instance, have you heard this rumor that Virginia Tech is going to the Big 12? I haven't, but that's how you start baseless rumors. Internet!