LET'S TALK ABOUT MITCH BARNHART DOT TUMBLR DOT COM

MITCH BARNHART IS SO EMOTIONAL OVER FIRING JOKER PHILLIPS

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There's not much to say about Joker Phillips getting fired. The wheels came off with an audible pop at one clear point: the opening game against WKU in 2011, when Morgan Newton self-sacked himself, our seventh President dissed Kentucky live on national television, and suddenly the creeping sensation that Kentucky had suddenly forgotten how to play football took hold for the duration.

That team still beat a Derek Dooley-coached Tennessee team to finish the year. The Pinewood Derby in the SEC East is run with at least three coaches pushing things that are not even cars down the ramp. Derek Dooley is using a shoe-skate. It made weight, and dammit, it'll do just fine.

We do need to point out Mitch Barnhart's picture he included with his letter on the Kentucky athletics site. This is clearly his emo shot, stolen straight from his Tumblr page. There is a shot of a skinny woman posing with Steve Aoki below it on the timeline, and then an embedded Grizzly Bear track below that with "song 4 lonely nights" typed below it. It has autoplay music, and a Terry Richardson photo of John Calipari posing with Terry's molester glasses on and smiling.

bros

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this is the worst day

so bad my sensitive facebook photo

is the only thing i have

to show how much i hurt

all over my body and heart

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but especially from my right side

the side i look better from in photos

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(my sunglasses are also up on my head

because i want you to see my eyes

sincere moments are hard to have

when you have sunglasses on

put that shit

on your head

#respect

#leadership )

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sucks

because joker is a bro

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so chill

so post-racial

bro-ker phillips

on the bass

holding it down

for hybrid heartland beatz

but not football

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so sad

gonna need a protein shake

put my shades down

talk to a new bro

a bold bro

a bro with a foot fetish

and bold NFL flavors

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joker

bro

i luv u

this song is 4 u

sorrow

requires a "singe" filter

on my emotional photo

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[tears]

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