Tonight:

Oklahoma defeats WVU

Oregon State defeats Cal

Stanford defeats Oregon

Baylor defeats Kansas State.

Undefeated:

Ohio State, Notre Dame

1 loss:

Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Kansas State, Oregon, Florida State, Clemson, Louisville, Rutgers

2 losses:

Texas A&M, Stanford, LSU, South Carolina, UCLA, Oklahoma, Nebraska, Texas, Oregon State

Universes Exploded: 8

1) Notre Dame is BCS #1; echoes are awakened loudly and in everyone's face.

2) Alabama is BCS #2: ESS EEE CEEE

3) Georgia: Mark Richt loses control of not controlling his own BCS Destiny.

4) Kansas State: Bye bye national championship.

5) Oregon: Ditto, also wave goodbye to the Rose Bowl.

6) Stanford: Just two UCLA beatings away from the Rose Bowl.

7) FSU & 8) Clemson, Still not in the top 10 despite being 1-loss teams.

Thursday November 22

Texas defeats TCU

Universes exploded: 1

1) Texas A&M, just cause something good happened to Texas and they don't like that.

Friday November 23

Nebraska defeats Iowa

LSU defeats Arkansas

Universes exploded: 0

RB ACL's exploded: 0, Iowa is out of RBs.

Saturday November 24 (all times PST because troll)

9am

Ohio State defeats Michigan

Georgia defeats Georgia Tech

Louisville defeats UConn

Pitt defeats Rutgers

12:30pm

Auburn defeats Alabama

FSU defeats Florida

Oklahoma defeats Oklahoma State

4pm

Texas A&M defeats Mizzouri

South Carolina defeats Clemson

5pm

USC defeats Notre Dame

TBA

Stanford defeats UCLA

Oregon State defeats Oregon

Undefeated:

Ohio State

1 loss:

Notre Dame, Georgia, Kansas State, Florida State, Louisville,

Universes exploded: 15

1) Ohio State: It's like being the only undefeated team, in a probation year...and isn't it ironic, don't you think.

2) Michigan: Fire Hoke!

3) Oregon: Fire Kelly!

4) Oregon State: LOLDucks

5) Notre Dame: Blowing your BCS title shot, losing to your hated rival. All the sadness

6) Alabama: Same as Notre Dame, but instead of 1500 miles of distance between you and your rival, no distance. Trees will be harmed.

7) Auburn: WAR DAMN EAGLE.

8) Georgia: BCS #1 and a date against TAMU instead of Alabama, everything's coming up Georgia.

9) Georgia Tech: Plans to find an alternative universe where Tech can beat the Dawgs.

10) FSU: Beat Florida and we're still not in the top 5? We need a playoff...gets response that only 4 teams would get in and none of those teams would be FSU...head explodes.

11) TAMU: Going to the SEC Championship game, instead focuses on what the score would be if they played Texas.

12) Clemson: All that talent, still can't beat the OBC

13) Louisville: Big East Championship in sight, 3 million pizzas.

14) Rutgers: How are we going to compete in the B1G if we can't beat a future ACC team like Pitt. Yea Conference Realignment sucks.

15) Florida: Waits on curb for Urban to come back from the store, he never does.

Thursday November 29

Rutgers defeats Louisville

Universes Exploded: 3

1) Rutgers: Big East Champs....Jersey Shore going to South Beach

2) Louisville: No free Pizzas for anyone

3) Everyone who has to suffer through 2 more years of Automatic BCS bid for the Big East.

Saturday December 1

Texas defeats KSU

TAMU defeats Georgia

Oklahoma defeats TCU

UCLA defeats Stanford

Oregon State defeats Nichols State

Universes Exploded: 11

1) Georgia: Duff'd it

2) SEC: How a Big 12 team with a freshman QB became your overlords.

3) Stanford: Duff'd it

4) UCLA: Rose Bowl!!!!! (fails to sell out ticket allotment)

5) Louisville: No free Pizzas for anyone

6) KSU: all the sadness

7) Oklahoma: Plays boomer sooner wins the Big 12

8) Undefeated Ohio State: gets Tattoo to commemorate 2012 undefeated season, isn't it ironic, don't you think

9) FSU: Nope, stop telling us how impressive NC State is.

10) Notre Dame: Reawaken them Echoes

11) TAMU: See Texas, look at how much fun we're having without you, (buys up every billboard in Austin)

Undefeated:

Ohio State

1 loss:

Notre Dame, FSU,

2 losses:

UGA, KSU, TAMU, Florida, Oregon, Bama, Sakerlina, LSU, Oklahoma, Nebraska, Oregon State, Clemson, Texas, Louisville

National Championship

#1) 11-1 Notre Dame vs #2 11-2 SEC Champion Texas A&M