JOHNNY MANZIEL, MASTER OF BARTITSU AND THE SPREAD OFFENSE
[Alabama spits at the back of Johnny Manziel's head.]
This mustn't register on an emotional level.
In summary: giant ears ringing, left jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: two weeks because LOL Western Carolina. Full psychological recovery: we'll see on December 1st in the Georgia Dome.