Brett Davis-US PRESSWIRE
I DON'T REMEMBER VOTIN' FER NO SABAN PARTY
Lost at home to an expansion SEC team? Shit, Tennessee did that and they at least took it to overtiiiiiiiiime!
Nine and one record? We ain't no better than Northern Illinois, dammit!
Where's all this money goin? Offense cain't even put up more points than Ole Miss did gainst these Aggies?!
Hell, Saban's already lost thirteen fuckin' games with our precious Tide! BILL CURRY AIN'T LOSE BUT TEN!
I say we offer Usain Bolt the MOON. THAT'S A WINNER PAWL AND ALABAMA IS ABOUT WINNIN'.
This is your late thread. No calls, please. Actually, why do you even have our number? WEIRD.