ORSON (ATLANTA)

Pitt at Syracuse, Arkansas/Auburn (HAHHAHA,) Kansas/Kansas State (ALL THE HAs), LSU/Florida, WVU/Texas, UGA/SoCar, and then a light nightcap of UW/Oregon.

RUN HOME JACK (BROOKLYN)

Probably Piitsburgh-Syracuse (buys ticket to Looper), Northwestern-Penn State, Arkansas-Auburn (SPIKE FACTOR OVERLOAD ALERT), Oklahoma-Texas Tech, LSU-Florida, West Virginia-Texas, Georgia-South Carolina, and UCLA at Cal (because sometimes you have to do something REALLY stupid to make your smaller stupid decisions look fine by comparison).

LUKE (COLUMBUS)

At least, that's where we think he is. It's possible Luke isn't even a real person, but just an alternative personality we constructed to deal with Urban Meyer's departure from Florida/our secret admiration for Coldplay. But, if he is a personality we created, then we can force him to watch whatever we feel like. Have fun watching Wake Forest-Maryland on an endless loop played at half speed! (The rest of you can find the full list of options herein.)

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