LATE SHIFT: MIKE RILEY IS THE COOLEST DAD

Rick Scuteri-US PRESSWIRE

He knows how to ride a unicycle!

He lets us rent whatever movies we want as long as we promise not to say cusses!

He taught me how to waterski!

He said it was ok if I ordered french fries AND onion rings because it was Friday!

He gives really cool haircuts!

His car has neat looking x-rays in the back seat!

One time he tripped a teenager at the mall because he was "being a little shit!"

I heard he had a pet bear when he was in college and they had a band together!

The bear played drums!

He can shuffle cards with one hand!

MIKE RILEY IS THE COOLEST DAD EVER!

(This is the late shift open thread. Mike Riley is the coolest dad, and we are the worst. This is a big reason why we don't have children.)

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