We went to Florida last weekend, and in between swooning over the perfect weather and Florida's astonishing luck on special teams, we talked to drunk people at tailgates. It's real pretty, and contains no less than 45 acres of Swindleface per frame.
We'll be doing something similar at the Cocktail Party tomorrow, so please, don't be a stranger. We'll also have Shutdown Fullback coozies, aka the sleeve that keeps your beer cool, and may also burst into flame at any second. No one said you couldn't or shouldn't order promotional goods from North Korean suppliers.