THE CURIOUS INDEX SAYS THAT'S A BIG WIN FOR FLORIDA STATE
JIMBO FISHER CELEBRATES FLORIDA STATE'S BIGGEST WIN OF THE YEAR. That victory is the suspension and reprimand of the officiating crew from the Miami game by the ACC. Even in a league known for surreal officiating, the dominating performance of the officials from FSU's 33-20 victory over the Hurricanes stood out as "Ron Cherrytastic," including several bizarre offensive pass interference calls and a clock runoff no one bothered to properly explain. Please see the number of Facebook likes for the article, and then enjoy ACC fans' deep hatred of their own zebras.
THIS IS HEALTHY. UGA safety Shawn Williams says Georgia is playing the wrong players on defense and also lacks any emotion on the obstinate side of the ball. For the first time this year, we type this seriously and without affect: MARK RICHT REALLY HAS LOST CONTROL OF SHAWN WILLIAMS THIS IS NOT A JOKE HE HAS.
EXPLETIVE. Godfrey went to the latest debacle for Auburn and found a fanbase all too happy to throw Gene Chizik over the lip of the stadium. (Well, maybe not yesterday, since his mother died, but probably after a respectable mourning period.)
JERRY PALM ENDORSES K-STATE AND BATH SALTS. To be fair, all bowl projections look insane on October 22nd.
MANNION BACK? Oregon State has Sean Mannion listed as the starter against Washington just two weeks after having minor knee surgery. Sean Mannion, in other news, may be Wolverine.
ETC: When GIFs become tattoos, this one is first on our back. Hey, Abby: you are seconds away from being made love to or shot. We never know which one with Raylan. HI GUYS.