LATE SHIFT: IT'S STILL IOWA TO ME, DAMMIT

Mark Dadswell

(oh boy are the hawkeyes terrible)

Please don't go look at the box score of Iowa-Penn State. You're thinking "hey, it will make me feel better about the state of my own team," but you have no idea what you're getting yourself into. Matt McGloin is out-rushing Iowa by himself. MATT MCGLOIN. This isn't a train wreck. This is a train full of apple-cheeked children hitting a bus full of puppies.

NO YOU WENT AT LOOKED AT IT I KNOW YOU DID WHY WHY DID YOU DO THAT

This is your late thread. Somebody please help us drive Iowa to the vet. We can't put her down by ourselves.

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