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SHUTDOWN FULLBACK ISN'T ALWAYS NORMAL, AND THIS WEEK IT'S WAIT NO STILL NOT NORMAL
Mack Brown, you created a meme called "Texas Fuck Girl," and for that alone you deserve to be fired. (Texas fans really, really agree on this point, even the ones who admit you are the nicest person on the earth who totally deserves to be fired.) Shutdown Fullback this week focuses on Texas Fuck Girl's travails, places Auburn on the PermaDuff list for 2012, reviews Tommy Tuberville's impressive audition for the Kentucky job, and praises the performance of Barack Hussein Nascar's brother, Johnny Football.