BAMA'S GUNNA RACE TO THE FEEENISHHH, PAAAWWWWWLLLLL!!!!
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ANDRE SMITH!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 9, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions
O_O
GAAHHHHHH
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
how drunk is musburger?
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So in the end, CEOs/ESPN get their payday, SEC fans are happy, and the rest of the nation gets a poop sandwich? #mmmmmk
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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
And the rest of the nation will never do a thing about it
Because they lack balls
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
for being 100% TROOF
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Umm, SEC Football fan here,
Fixed that for you
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Was supposed to be a strikethrough through the SEC part
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Guess so. Live and learn.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Socratic method didn't die in Bill and Ted man.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
This is making me like football a lot less.
This is not the 1940s and no one wants to watch shitty anti-football.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
now with more barry sanders
Kent State, Temple, Akron too, they can't do it like we do.
Falcons, Bobcats and Redhawks talk a lot can't back it up.
Can't title-click the body of a post.
Why.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Also, there was a time when I wanted the Lions to draft this guy instead of Stafford.
I was mistaken.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Title Clicked!!!!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions
womp womp
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 9, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions
His upper body looks like a haunting expressionist painting.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
NSFW WARNING!
My wife doesn’t want me lookin at titties bigger than hers.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 9, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
It has been posted for a while
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
At least George Lucas is now off the hook
for “worst sequel ever”.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 9, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Jefferson is still in the game and running directly at tacklers
This is Les Miles worst coaching moment, ever.
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Does this retroactively give allahbama the SEC championship?
Is Auburn its own grandfather?
These questions and more answered in the post game show.
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN
I NEED EYE BLEACH AND THE GAME ISN’T DOING THAT FOR ME
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 9, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions
His childhood:
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Jan 9, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Well. That's not OK.
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I'd rather be at a Jags game than watching this...
Is that bad?
I watched the Jags and Noles all season long.
LSU is making them look like offensive powerhouses tonight.
I graphy your geo!
MUSBURGER IS TOTALLY HAMMERED
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions
He's doing it right.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Beating us at our own game, he is.
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Listen to how Brent is hyping up...
…crossing the 50.
God. This game. Just kill it.
"I wanted to see some touchdowns tonight"
WRONG GAME MUSBERGER
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Did you miss part 1 of this epic saga?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
LOL
OH BRENT THAT WAS AWESOME.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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Greeted by that!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!
I graphy your geo!
Divide by zero
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
/all the liquor
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
how many recs did my bama hate post get?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 9, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions
"My goodness give me something to get excited about."
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions
I thought i already had, seeing as this pile of fuck is just a gigantic car wreck.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
At last, an LSU touchdown!
Oh wait, that’s the 50 yard line. My bad.
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Just to note again: THE BEST THE SEC HAS TO OFFER HAS MORE IN COMMON WITH THE OSU-MSU SHITFEST THAN IT HAS APART.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions
"My goodness give me something to get excited about."
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
c'mon 5 fgs in 7 minutes for OT
Kent State, Temple, Akron too, they can't do it like we do.
Falcons, Bobcats and Redhawks talk a lot can't back it up.
HOLY SHIT, LSU IS IN SCORING POSITION
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Finally got a man on 2nd base
with one out in the 8th.
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by The Missing T on Jan 9, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Tee hee
“Penetration”
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 9, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions
Wife is giving LSU the kindergarten participation clap for crossing midfield
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Jefferson missed an opportunity for a last-second shovel pass at the end of that run.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
worst option ever
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Jefferson cannot run the option tonight.
Stop trying it.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 9, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions
That was the best hivemind ever.
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Has the option worked EVEN ONCE tonight?!
STOP FUCKING DOING IT.
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That option just looks AWFUL
Every time. Like HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU DONE THIS BEFORE awfil.
QUIT FUCKING CALLING SPEED OPTION
JEFFERSON CANNOT RUN IT
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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Okay, so I don't want to get anyone's hopes up.
But if LSU wins this, tomorrow’s will be the GREATEST FINEBAUM EVER.
The first person to get a picture of Musburger on Bourbon Street tonight gets $TEXAS.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions
Anyone want to wager
That this game is being thrown?
/CONSPIRISAW
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
I'd take that
The money line moving really begs questions
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Failure is not an option
But the option … well …
by Boy Howdy on Jan 9, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
is failure?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Start the conspiracy theories.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions
Already did
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Of course there's no Alabama penalties
Ref got punched in the face in the first
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
...
It wasn’t the option’s fault. Jefferson ran the play poorly. He’s got to get into the EMOLOS’ hip pocket there and attack upfield at him. If he’s trying to feather outside like that, you have to be willing to make the aggressive cut up inside rather than pitch and make it into what that was: a really ugly extended outside zone play.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Via local reporter JR Lind
That option was so badly executed, Paul Johnson saw it and had an emotion.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 11:12 PM EST reply actions 14 recs
Laughed out loud at this
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Paul Johnson has lots of emotion.
They range from disgust to apoplectic rage.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
that emotion: FUCK YOU SEC
YOU AIN’T BETTER THAN US. YOU JUST HAVE BETTER PR AGENTS.
Your SEC: The ACC with better PR
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
How hungry am I and what is the quantity of 7 layer dip?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Seven layer dip.
Not even close. And for the record I makes it myself.
by BatteryTrash09 on Jan 9, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
if lsu penalties their way back across the 50 does it still count?
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
I missed a new episode of Hoarders for this shit.
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But we already heard Janice today.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, she sounded like a cat lady.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
CAN'T THEY JUST FUCKING TRY LEE AT THIS POINT
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO LOSE
by willbechampions on Jan 9, 2012 11:12 PM EST reply actions
If they haven't put him in yet
they aren’t going to.
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by The Missing T on Jan 9, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Already lost that
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
This game has a flicker of hope to be exciting
So Jefferson just sidearms a ball into the dirt
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 9, 2012 11:12 PM EST reply actions
Jordan Jefferson has his whiny bitch face on
Jarrett Lee could not possibly be worse at this point.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 9, 2012 11:12 PM EST reply actions
Ryan Nassib could not possibly be worse at this point
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Ayoob could not possibly be worse at this point
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Ron Paulus could not possibly be worse at this point
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Powlus. It's Powlus.
/lived through that atrocity in his 4 years at ND
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
At least the Bammers are living up to their assigned role.
They’re all real excited about getting in the truck and ridin’ down to the Academy’s after the game, cuz you know you gotta get down there real soon or all the XXL t-shirts will be gone.
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A full-on robot skinny?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Does Matt Flynn have a 24th year of eligibility left?
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Nobody does a better whiney face after an incomplete pass than Jefferson
It's more of a guideline than a rule.
Raiders of the Lost Ark is on USA btw
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 11:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Crystal Light: better than this.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
The Crystal Light dancers: better than this.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Crystal Pepsi: Better than this.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Crystal Pepsi was actually cool.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
It was the exact same thing, minus the caramel coloring.
We were the test market. I wasn’t impressed.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
I had Crystal Pepsi when I was a kid, and I liked it.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
I kinda liked it
for some reason I thought it was slightly more citrus-y than normal Pepsi, in a lemon rather than lime way. But then I am an absolute whore for novelty soda.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Watching Whitney while drinking Crystal Head vodka: better than this
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Yep. WWE just got over
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
*eye* *love* *you*
for posting this. Switching over.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 9, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
DINGDINGDING
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 9, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
LULZ
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHAAH
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
And thus continues the epic
that is LSU/Bama 2: The Dick-Trippening
by Some Guy Named Gabbo on Jan 9, 2012 11:13 PM EST reply actions
No, Brent. Jefferson did not wing it.
That is an insult to Brad Wing.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
we've been done
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
4th and 18 and you go for it?
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 PM EST reply actions
There's less than seven minutes
Did you want them to punt? Because that is beyond fucking stupid.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
pin them deep and get 8 safeties
16-15 LSU win
Kent State, Temple, Akron too, they can't do it like we do.
Falcons, Bobcats and Redhawks talk a lot can't back it up.
Alright, let's just end this now.
It’s over. It’s done.
LOLWUT is TD?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Fumble on a 4th down.....
Don’t make me post Derpy!!!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 PM EST reply actions
Needzmoarderp
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Back behind the fifty
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 PM EST reply actions
Jordan Jefferson
may not make it out of New Orleans alive.
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If Saban takes knees for 6 minutes, he hath earned my respect
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 PM EST reply actions
don't worry, it won't occur to him to do that.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
This is a failure pile in a sadness bowl.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
It takes 5 rec's
but I added #2
#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Which, incidentally, will be on KFC's menu next week.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Robert Horry
couldn’t make this many 3s for Bama
by Salt on Jan 9, 2012 11:15 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
If this was the NFL, that would have been roughing the passer for hitting Jefferson in the head.
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IF this were the NFL
Jefferson would rescue Tebow for worst passing QB in the National. Football. League.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 9, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
as in trying to outdrink Musburger?
Cause that would be tempting fate.
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
I hope there wasn't a Honey Badger rule
but I fear the worst.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
well, at least those Alabama Walmarts won't have to take down the NCAA Championship displays for another year
are these real bloggers' posts?
...
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 11:15 PM EST reply actions
I'd disappoint her
more than her team currently is
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 9, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
She needs to quit pulling on her face. It will freeze that way.
/1950’s mom
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I want to cry.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
have fun in the jerrydome
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
I wasn't even thinking about that.
But yes, that is going to be a bloodbath.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Oh God, we're gonna die.
I just hope Denard leaves with two legs still attached to his body.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
I don't.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
I think we just need to worry about scoring more touchdowns than time zones crossed in our first game.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
/loses 50-49
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
So...
Does this mean LSU is NOT undefeated in regulation anymore?
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
Just out of curiosity
was Jim Bollman named OC at LSU during the last month?
//Buckeyefanscommencelaughter
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Jan 9, 2012 11:15 PM EST reply actions
DO NOT EEEVEENNNN
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
in total honesty
i had that exact thought when lsu tried running the option
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Can't wait...
to hear what BCS supporters will have to say after this game.
It's a great, tough, old-fashioned defensive struggle!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
"We fucked up
And will tweak it like we did when Auburn got left out"
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Just for reference: Is this the WORST BCS game this year?
excluding all other factors? I mean, is this in any way better than WCU-Clemson?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:16 PM EST reply actions
ever
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
This is better than Clemson. It's not good, but that was awful.
It's more of a guideline than a rule.
That went from awful to spectacle.
This is no spectacle.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
So... MAC's gonna win the Bowl Challenge
Which means I can do this one last time
DOG AIN’T NOTHIN’ SLOW ABOUT THE MAC
AND DOG AIN’T NOTHIN’ HO ABOUT THE MAC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSHk1wwbxw4
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Delivery for Mr. Miles, lost somewhere in NOLA.
Harvey Updyke identified at the scene
.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 9, 2012 11:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
On the bright side for the rest of the country, the SEC has jumped the shark and will now get
excluded from MNC game next year if it is a toss up situation.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Jan 9, 2012 11:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The Big XII ... says 'yeah, right'.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 9, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
tim Tebow has scored more in the bedroom.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 9, 2012 11:16 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Update: Manually hit the down button all the way from channel 500 to channel 300.
Now I am watching Indiana Jones and the world is a happy place.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't care
Except for the fact that this is the last college football I have for the next 8 goddamn months.
FUCK YOU LSU. YOU’VE MADE ME SAD.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 9, 2012 11:17 PM EST reply actions
I can't wait for NFL aids so I can see some gutsy offensive play
OH GOD KILL ME
Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - R. Feynman
Every playoff game had more aggressive playcalling than this
Tebow threw it downfield more times than these teams did.
by ThePrederick on Jan 9, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
A Dark Night (for College Football)
Kirk: Why are they still playing?
Brent: Because we have to watch them.
Kirk: But the computers didn’t do anything wrong.
Brent: Because Alabama’s the champion the BCS deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll watch LSU eat shit because we can take it. Because this isn’t a playoff. It’s a sham, an utter farce. A split championship.
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
by slims on Jan 9, 2012 11:18 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Greened
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Jan 9, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Christ, LSU.
You look like Notre Dame in a BCS game.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 11:18 PM EST reply actions
Looks like Ohio State vs an SEC team
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 9, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
WE ALWAYS GOT IN THE ENDZONE THANK YOU VERY MUCH
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
Take the Big Ten Toyota Pick up
Well, the man was ahead of his time….vote jimmy!!
Because, Cyril…you can’t put a price on good pussy.
Pam Poovey (Amber Nash)
by 10 cent beer night on Jan 10, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
From Dear Leader
edsbs @edsbs
Florida scored more points against Bama. I can’t say anything worse than this.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:18 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
So did Georgia Southern
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ole Miss?
Ole Miss.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 9, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Hell, I said that after the first game that Florida scored more against both LSU & Bama than they did against each other,
but I don’t tweet
/sad face.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
My year's been over for months
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 9, 2012 11:18 PM EST reply actions
I have no affiliation to either of these teams.
But the season ending with this…is disappointing.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Me too.
It’s basketball season, baby.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Is there is no other way this season should have finished?
2011: Worst Season. Ever.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
To sum up this game:
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 9, 2012 11:19 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Greg Paulus would be a better QB for LSU than Jefferson
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:19 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
J.J. Redick would be a better QB than Jefferson.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
I do not want to listen to the Bama faithful so this is gonna be painful.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Just point out that they only tied for their division.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
sorry
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
NATIONAL FIELD GOAL CHAMPIONS PAWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL
PAWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL WE KICKED THEM FGS JUST LIKE AN NFLAIDS TEAM
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
I think the Gamecast has actually been the most exciting part of this game.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
WAR DAMN TOUCHDOWN
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 9, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
SNITCH IS CAUGHT
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
We can go home now, right?
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
OH MY LORD!!!!!
Hold me!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
I has signature?
game set match
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions
Holy shit,
Georgia Southern put up more points against Alabama than any other team this season
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
NOOO NOT A TOUCHDOWN
THAT WAS THE ONLY THING I WAS GOING TO HANG MY HAT ON
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions
Ballgame. I'm done.
Fuck this system.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
HERESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions
TD TR
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
Oooookay.
Nighty night, all.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions
again, just for reference: is any SEC fan proud now?
this is just a pathetic excuse for a game.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions
I'm wicked pleased that Slive will be pitching a plus-one on Tuesday and will probably get a hearing
Otherwise, this is like watching a crab fuck a beach ball.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I'd watch the crab-beach ball porn
over this game.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
It's educational
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
umass is full o crabs
and redneckers they get us pissed
and stupid stuff it makes us shout
Oh LSU…get a clue
and bama drones…you won a drought….
thx fr da pixies
Because, Cyril…you can’t put a price on good pussy.
Pam Poovey (Amber Nash)
by 10 cent beer night on Jan 10, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
FML.
For those of you not living in Alabama, seriously, fuck my life.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions
Fuck my life as well.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Ahem
Someone notify the officials that the player ran into the end zone with a touchdown. Surely this is illegal
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions
I'll be damned.
A touchdown.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
Run this clock out
So the Fulmer Cup can begin!
Gee, I wonder who will get the first points at 4am in NOLA
(cough) Jordan Jefferson (cough)
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 9, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
WOW
And….yeah.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
Les Miles smiles
And has a plan to win.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions
No Brent, not warfare.
Signed,
People who are actually in the military.
If you can't join 'em, beat 'em!
by jtdees on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Meh.
Civilians have used the “war”, “battle”, etc. themes long enough I generally let it go.
Kellen Winslow Jr. excepted.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
There's using it as a metaphor, and then there's Winslow. Winslow needs to go spend a week in Afghanistan, being lulled to sleep by incoming mortars.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
This is the LSU team that fans said could take on an NFL team?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Some reporter dildo on Czaban today said that about both teams
What a fucking homer.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
This is now a bigger blowout than the WVU/Clemson game
By the SEC conversion factor, this is 90 – 0
I graphy your geo!
can't have too much offense
settle down there
Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - R. Feynman
AND HE MISSED THE EXTRA POINT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:21 PM EST reply actions
One more DERP for the road!
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 9, 2012 11:21 PM EST reply actions
And Shelley misses the extra point.
LOL
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Bama gets the TD but misses the point after
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 11:21 PM EST reply actions
Oh look, he missed the extra point
So that’s something, I guess
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 9, 2012 11:21 PM EST reply actions
REC THIS MAN
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
AND HE MISSES THE FUCKIGN EXTRA POINT!
3 tds. 4:30 left in the 4th. Completely doable.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 9, 2012 11:21 PM EST reply actions
HOLY FUCK
They even manage to make the TD DERP-y.
SEC! SEC!
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
21-0 in New Orleans? WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 11:21 PM EST reply actions 15 recs
Greened.
/switched to A&E ten minutes ago
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
FTFY
Bama fans are going to be insufferable
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 9, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Correctness hivemind recs for both of you.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
This.
I don’t even give a shit about this game, I just don’t want to hear the rednecks on Facebook giving me shit even though literally none of them have any tie to the university.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Alabama fans are the number one reason I live in Michigan now.
They’re that fucking awful to be around.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Mine are making up for it by, in all seriousness, posting about hurrying up to Academy to get a t-shirt.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
You need the Past-Future Imperfect.
Bama fans will-haven to on-going be insufferable.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Of COURSE he missed the PAT.
Future generations will have to study the box score to know what a turdblossom this game was.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 11:21 PM EST reply actions
It's................glorious.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:22 PM EST reply actions
Oh boy. A ceiling raining blood. This is gonna end well for me
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 11:22 PM EST reply actions
1942 and 2011.
Alabama claims NC without winning SEC.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 9, 2012 11:22 PM EST reply actions
This is all.
"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 9, 2012 11:23 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
I wasn't sold on OkieState before now,
but this is PATHETIC and EMBARASSING and OkieState could not have done a worse job if they were in the game tonight.
Fuck, the Kenyon College Lords could have done as well as LSU did.
Feel bad, LSU.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:23 PM EST reply actions
Honest poll
if you were not contactually bound to vote for the winner of this game, who would you vote number one?
Oklahoma State
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
No one
Oklahoma State at gunpoint
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
LSU
Kent State, Temple, Akron too, they can't do it like we do.
Falcons, Bobcats and Redhawks talk a lot can't back it up.
RIght Now Bama
But LSU did beat the Pac-12, Big East, and were the SEC Champs.
And they have the best winning pct…
Odd year.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 9, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
LSU.
They still have the best resume in the country despite one awful loss to a team of equal caliber.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Florida Atlantic
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Chicago.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Troll
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Agnes Scott.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
The Lyceneum
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
The Kaiser Wilhelm Institute
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Max Planck Institute.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Oklahoma State.
Duke.
Delta State.
Kaiserslautern FC.
The Russian Olympic Hockey team.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Sad to say, Bama
They are great on Defense, and against average defenses, can actually score too.
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
Bama, probably
Much more convincing win than LSU’s, but not enthusiastic about it.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Indiana
/what?
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Vacant.
Just strike 2011 from the record books. No good came of it.
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
by Kazoonole on Jan 9, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
I'm down for this
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
It will be
when it’s found out they’ve been paying Richardson
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 9, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Rec This Man, too
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Presenting your 2011 National Champions, Purdue University
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So say we all.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
That was the worst football game I've ever seen.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent shitshow did you come close to anything actually resembling championship football, and everyone in this country is now dumber for having watched it. Therefore I award you no championship, and may SUNSPHERE have mercy on your soul.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HEY HEY HEY
I was pretty happy with the 2011 season.
You wanna erase your memory, fine, but leave mine alone.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 9, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
WOO!
Actually, SNUD. Eff it.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Ole Miss.
Just for funsies.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Anybody else feel like we got screwed
by not having had a shot at Ok St. v either Stanford or Oregon? At least those would have been entertaining.
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Jan 9, 2012 11:23 PM EST reply actions
The Fiesta Bowl happened.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Anybody else counting down to Finbaum tomorrow?
by The voice of NDNation on Jan 9, 2012 11:23 PM EST reply actions
I may call in to troll.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
No
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Not going to throw a flag?
They kept tackling him way after the whistle blew
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Too bad LSU doesn't have a
Break Glass for Justin Blackmon machine
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Requires the component "Break glass for Brandon Weeden" feature
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Get the damn shutout now! LSU must take FSU's crown for biggest BCS Derp!
I graphy your geo!
Note that they haven't been called for any.
Not that they haven’t committed any.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
"They've made Jordan Jefferson invisible"
That’s not hard.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Ok, serious question: Was Lee injured or something?
Not putting him in the game is incredibly strange.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:26 PM EST reply actions
Apparently he has 7 INTs against Bama or something
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
No
He’s literally standing, like, on the VERY EDGE OF THE SIDELINE.
He very clearly wants to go in
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Game was fixed
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
CAN LSU PUT GUNNER KIEL IN THE GAME?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:26 PM EST reply actions
"I'm not going to put the blame entirely on Jefferson"
No Kirk, you should
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Already my idiot friends are saying this was a great defensive struggle.
What the fuck are they on?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 11:27 PM EST reply actions
I'd be gassed too, after having to punt THREEVE times.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
SPORTSGEEK42, to the courtesy phone, please.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Jan 9, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 11:27 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Phone?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Low fuel mileage? Can;t use him more than once or twice in a game?
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
He's not Drew Butler?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
It's like a manure truck exploded in a mattress factory.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
I have never heard this, but one good thing has come from this game.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
You know what I may allow it
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Sometimes I come up with a good one.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
3 TD's in 3:00 minutes and LSU causes OT
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 9, 2012 11:28 PM EST reply actions
Not putting Lee in and making at least some effort the last 3 series is unforgivable.
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I've defended Miles for fucking ever
But this is never going to be forgotten
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Absolutely.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Did Brent just converse with himself?
Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. - R. Feynman
Yes, yes he did.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Shut your mouth, Brett.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:28 PM EST reply actions
And after this game LSU has still won more games this season than Bama.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 9, 2012 11:29 PM EST reply actions
And better winning percentage
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
GOD DAMNIT
And the bear is brought up…
Years on NCAA probation since 1990:
LSU: 0
Auburn: 2
Alabama: 10
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 9, 2012 11:29 PM EST reply actions
we have witnessed the Cannae/Waterloo/Stanlingrad of LSU
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 9, 2012 11:29 PM EST reply actions
No, this was like the Somme.
I guess somebody technically won, but not really. And everybody died.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
No, because that at least worked for a while.
This was just a shitshow from the beginning of the first game.
Actually, no, the best one would be the Battles of the Isonzo. Way too many of them, nothing accomplished, lots of people died, the side that lost the first one still won the war despite the fact that they didn’t earn the victory themselves.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Brusilov was also one of the bloodiest battles ever.
Worse than the Somme, and even the Somme pushed the Germans back a tad.
Given that the Wikipedia article on the Italian Front is Battles 1-10 of the Isonzo, sure
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
Or Passchendaele.
Where they lost two men for every centimeter gained and then gave it all back in a matter of hours during the Spring Offensive. The Allies went HAM at wasting lives in WWI.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
that is a better analogy
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 9, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Galipoli?
#teamGolson
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The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
"Alabama will be without an offensive coordinator after this game."
Did you really need one to kick five FG?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 11:29 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
And so, LSU's National Championship Shirts are destined for Africa
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
too bad, so many shirtless folks in louisania could have benefited from the charity
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
It's truth though
Runner’s up shirts and hats are sent to Africa. There, the Buffalo Bills are the last NFL Dynasty, the Miami Hurricanes won 2 straight national championships, and Ohio State repeated in 2007 and 2008
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Those poor people
What a twisted view of American sports history they must have.
“The Buffalo Bills? Surely one of America’s great football teams. They won four Super Bowls, right?”
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 10, 2012 2:02 AM EST up reply actions
hahhahahahahahah
Best day ofmy life
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 9, 2012 11:30 PM EST via mobile reply actions
you must be 3 years old
you are to be congratulated on your typing skills, then.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, now it's time to tie a natural disaster to sports?
Alright Brent, cool.
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They are in New Orleans.
Not spidery, I watched that Saints/Falcons game.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Best. Block. Ever.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
Still not as impressive as Cris Collinsworth's Katrina/Crumbling Detroit Economy combo Saturday night
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Aka "The poors love football."
lolololololololol /sips champagne
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
235 days of darkness, then September 1st 2012 Buffalo at Georgia
Kent State, Temple, Akron too, they can't do it like we do.
Falcons, Bobcats and Redhawks talk a lot can't back it up.
Congratulations Mark Barron on your National Championship.
You make all of us in Mobile proud.
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Guys, the 2002 BCS Champ Game is on BTN right now
/trollololol
A-C-C A-C-C A-C-C
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 11:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Sorry SEC has won at least 50% of their BCS games this year
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
At no point will I recognize 'bama as the National Champion
It won’t happen.
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
Musberger: "Brent Pease. Teeheehee."
“Brent will definitely pees after all this liquor. Brent Pease. Teeheehee.”
If you can't join 'em, beat 'em!
We all lost today
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 9, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
CHAOS REIGNS
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Well, fuck all of this.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:32 PM EST reply actions
I wish Mike Gundy would just ride into the Superdome on a hog and whip Saban with a flaming chain.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
Have his entire team in tow and then
slap Saban with a white glove and challenge him to a game.
by SgtHatr3d on Jan 9, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He's more of a man at 40 than Saban ever will be.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
This better be a kick ass Fulmer Cup year.
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
by slims on Jan 9, 2012 11:32 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Fulmer cup 2012, Go!
My eyes are on your newspaper tomorrow, Marshall!
by The voice of NDNation on Jan 9, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
"Alabama gets a second chance"
THAT SENTENCE RIGHT THERE IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING INDICTMENT OF THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN DIVISION 1-A FOOTBALL SYSTEM THAT I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:32 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Series is tied, when's the rubber match?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They should have worn a rubber for this match.
That was quality mindfucking right there.
If you can't join 'em, beat 'em!
Well,
I’m not logging into Facebook for about a week.
by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 11:32 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Can't wait for a post from my "aunt" (who is my own age) who roots for both Bama AND Auburn.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sometimes you need to perform a really, really late term abortion
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
LIFE BEGINS AT 40
/not aiming for spiders here
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
....
yes.
#teamGolson
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Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Brent Musberger
Fucking shut the fuck up you stupid old piece of shit
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Congratulations, Alabama.
I’m disappointed. But that team is quite good.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Worst title game ever
This includes watching my team get absolutely plastered by Miami in 2001
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 9, 2012 11:32 PM EST reply actions
This was worse than USC shellacking Oklahoma
At least Oklahoma fucking tried
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wow.
Saban is legitimately happy.
Good for him.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
Folks looking at the final score will think Bama scored 3 touchdowns not kicked 5 FG's and scored a TD and missed the PAT.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 9, 2012 11:33 PM EST reply actions
"Dear God, that's Oklahoma State's music!"
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 11:33 PM EST reply actions
CAN WE NEVER HAVE A REMATCH FOR THIS GAME AGAIN PLEASE THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Can we never have a National Championship again, ever?
Thanks.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
NCAA should institute the death penalty against every team in the country after this atrocity.
We’ll all come back in 2013 and see if we’re ready to stop fucking around.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 9, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
NCAA suicide maybe?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
tOSU fan here
I’m in…
"I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach." - W. C. Fields
by W.C. Fields' Nose on Jan 9, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
Saban becomes first coach to reach 3 national titles since Tom Osbourne.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:33 PM EST reply actions
Fearless Leader was right
Nick Saban is the worst thing to happen to college football. Seriously, what the fuck did we all just watch tonight?
Goodnight all, here is to a better football season in 2012. Cheers.
SMILING SABAN
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:35 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
The last thing you see before you die.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
GAH TITLE CLICKED
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
...and someone actually makes it funny.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Salvaging that...Somehow it happened
You deserve the green you will probably get
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
(This user has turned to stone.)
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
/Hits stone with sword twice
/Super C lifts off into outer space
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
At this rate, I'll take the sweet release of space over this fiasco.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
clickflag
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
That actually made me shiver, heebee-jeebees style.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Please allow me to introduce myself, Im a man of wealth and taste
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Semi-serious trivia question
How many national title winners didn’t win their conference. I know in 1936, Northwestern was the outright Big Ten champ but Minnesota won the AP title. Does anyone know any other examples?
Notre Dame, 11 times.
#teamGolson
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The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Army?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Yes, a couple of times. Not sure how many.
#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
YOU CAN'T BE NATIONAL CHAMPION YOU HAVE NO CONFERENCE TO WIN
/apologies if this attracts Bammers to this…
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
Never thought I'd see a Les Miles team roll over and die.
Oh, to be a fly on that locker room right now.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:35 PM EST reply actions
Player talk.
Wait for 10 more years when he’s out of football and looking to become a commentator and dictates like a Rhodes Scholar.
Or Emmitt Smith.
“I’m concerned about a guy who fall down before get hits.”
by ThePrederick on Jan 9, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
So the kicker who missed one FG, had one blocked, and missed an extra point
is the Most Valuable Player? That would be fitting.
And just like that...it's over.
The season ends and it feels empty and unfulfilling.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
NOOOOOOOOO
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
FULMER CUP SEASON BEGINS
I’m trying desperately to find a positive out of tonight. Help me out.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
I literally had to suppress vomit.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously, this game makes me appreciate
just how special of a player Cam Newton was.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
It's been a season, guys.
It doesn’t have to be over! There’s bouncyhoops, and baseball, and spring football…
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 11:36 PM EST reply actions
The Cult of Les took a beating tonight.
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so Updyke has to buy a new jacket now?
Who here knows how to sew anthrax into crimson leather?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:37 PM EST reply actions
Season's closed.
Due to Saban.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:37 PM EST reply actions
Jump
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