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ALABAMA/LSU II OPEN THREAD: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY

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Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth

And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;

Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth

Of sun-split clouds -- and done a hundred things

You have not dreamed of -- wheeled and soared and swung

High in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there,

I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung

My eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delirious burning blue

I've topped the windswept heights with easy grace

Where never lark, or even eagle flew.

And, while with silent, lifting mind I've trod

The high untrespassed sanctity of space,

Put out my hand, and touched the face of God.

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Better than 8 yards of offense by Bama

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Scootch Closer.

Don’t make me have to tell you again.

About the scootching.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I swear I think I caught that coin off a float in 2006

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 9, 2012 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

Nick Saban doesn't want to talk to you, Tom.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

NICK SABAN THINKS HE WILL LOSE

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

Prediction

Alabama 0 LSU 0 BRAD WING ALL OF THE POINTS

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by Kevin McCauley on Jan 9, 2012 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

(points redacted by fun-hating officials)

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 9, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

IS THAT GLASSES MCFUCKFACE'S MUSIC?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey! Frederick's gonna run the ball! Frederick's gonna run it!

He’s at the 35 40 45 50! He might go all the way! One man to beat at the Alabama 30, he does! He’s gonna run for a touchdown! Connie Frederick is gonna run for a touchdown on a fake punt!

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

A Les Miles vs. Nick Saban Fight tot he Death might be more entertaining.

I’d pick MIles, but Saban would fight dirtier. he has shifty eyes

A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance

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by BoilerTMill on Jan 9, 2012 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

I love the Hat's weirdly poetic way of talking to Erin.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

Les Miles has some sort of electronic jamming device in his voice.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

Did everyone make the jump safely?

Someone needs to set up a perimeter and keep out Alabama fans

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

I fell into a very large tar pit

But I have a new friend Mr. Dinosaur!

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by Kevin McCauley on Jan 9, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Just make them kick a FG in order to join.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Hater.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 9, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh really big 12 refs?

mwhahahahahahahahah

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

can't possibly be any more incompetent than Pac-12 or SEC

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 9, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously

Hell, I’d take Pac-10+2 refs.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

No way I can keep up with this.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

Just avoid posting pics/gifs and we can max these suckers out to 1500-2000 comments or so.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 9, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck Crimson

FTFY

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Beat me to it.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 9, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

The Coaches



I hope Les Miles liked eating the turf here

by LincolnParkWildcat on Jan 9, 2012 8:30 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

OVER

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 9, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Push.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 9, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

over

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 9, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Fearless Leader Dictates a Second Official

So be on the look for that after half. The rest is on y’all.

by Luke Zimmermann on Jan 9, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Is he credentialed?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 9, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

THANKS DAD!

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 9, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

All right, friends, it's been a privilege. Let's just try to get home alive.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 9, 2012 8:31 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Shall I get a UAV to overwatch each thread?

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

/strokes check

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 9, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

Do we have communications to WarDogEagle back at base?

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Affirmative

And an alternate relay through Cheesetoast

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Over/Under Jefferson INTs?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 9, 2012 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

2

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Jan 9, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Make this the best game of 2012, Coach Miles.

LSU returns opening kickoff to the 1 yds line. Then LSU kneels for 4 plays. Bama punts after a gain of 1 yd. LSU returns ball to 1 yd line. Repeat for first half.

2nd half kickoff by LSU is an onside kick that LSU recovers. LSU drives to the 1 and turns ball over on downs. LSU gets safety and returns free kick to the 1. etc.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 9, 2012 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

how much you bet they punt to fuck with us

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Jan 9, 2012 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

RAMGOD

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Jan 9, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

Wife wants to put mine on our cousin's cat...

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 9, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Not my favorite MM gift ever, but the funniest for sure

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 9, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay let's go LSU

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

According to the Mayans, Time ends this year.

Les Miles is in the BCS MNC game.

Cooincidence, I think not…

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 9, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

Derp.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 9, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

DERP

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

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"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

Derp!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 9, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

Let's Have a Punt The BAll Time

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

That counts as a INT

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 9, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

IT'S TIME

FOR BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

SB Nation's World Soccer Editor, manager of Cartilage Free Captain, contributor to Acme Packing Company.

by Kevin McCauley on Jan 9, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

mvp?

not a joke he could turn this game

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Jan 9, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

No, for real

He is the best player in the country. I’m not joking.

SB Nation's World Soccer Editor, manager of Cartilage Free Captain, contributor to Acme Packing Company.

by Kevin McCauley on Jan 9, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Taking a break from SWTOR to watch the national championship

I’m completely expecting for this to have been a poor decision.

by Charles UF on Jan 9, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

MVP Brad Wing in action.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 9, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

Over/Under on Punts?

I say 15.

I graphy your geo!

by rasvar on Jan 9, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

my husband is so awesome

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

not awesome enough to get you a ticket?

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 9, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I had to work on making money

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

you'd probably just distract him anyway

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 9, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

3 and Out...

/Drink

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

Brent Musberger

With all the hyperbole tonight

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

"fake money?"

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

You know, if gambling was legal.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 9, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, if betting were legal, it'd be real money.

/Simmons’d

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I figured you called up LRC and had her place it before she left for BOURBON STREET

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a fake bookie.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

useful.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I read that as "bootie" first

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

better than booty

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I read boobie

But I live in Dallas

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 9, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

All of the above: totally not fake.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that screws with my mind...

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

remember were all men

even IE

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Um....no....I'm pretty sure about that one....

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

OH SHIT SON

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

My bookie is real...

… and he is spectacular.

Editor, Dawg Sports.

Go Dawgs!

by vineyarddawg on Jan 9, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wing gonna Wing

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 9, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

So...

Maze forgot that the ball goes over his head every time?

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 9, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

WOOOOOO NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!!

(Defense for 60 straight minutes leads to boring game.)
Oh… right.

Editor, Dawg Sports.

Go Dawgs!

by vineyarddawg on Jan 9, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

BRAD WING EVERYONE

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

I am in awe.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 9, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

Wing 4 player of the game

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Jan 9, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

BRADDDDDDDDDDDDDD

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

the fuck is this

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Jan 9, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, a first down already!

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 9, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

Dude. J work.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

How long was that punt

fuck musburger for not saying

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 9, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

Shit-talking punter

Only on lsu

"excuse me, can you blow me where the pampers is?"

by Matty Light on Jan 9, 2012 8:34 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

Drew Butler outplayed him in the SECCG NEVER FORGET

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

/knee on 2nd down

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

That's because he's awesome.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck Clemson, Fuck Alabama!

Let’s hope by the end of the night Saban is gonna be a couple inches shorter and a lot more miserable!

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 9, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

a couple inches shorter

And he’ll be doing Coors Light commercials.

by Prince_Lightfoot on Jan 9, 2012 8:36 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Yes,

Coors Light could save on special effects

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 9, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Anyone Else Hoping

For a big game from Steampunk Overlord Barkevious Mingo?

by ThePrederick on Jan 9, 2012 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

mmmmmmmm footbawl

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

Official proprietor of sharklasers.com

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

Brent Musberger

IS EXCITED AS FUCKING SHIT PEOPLE

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

Have we figured out what he bet?

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

/strokes chin

Our interests may be aligned.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

what were the points?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

41

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

OH good call i believe

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

41? Does Vegas watch college football?

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 9, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

All the tostitoes.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

FURK

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 9, 2012 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

Another first down?

What is this?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

Musberger has money on Bama

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 9, 2012 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

Friend made good

Bama win = tons of talk to carry us through the offseason

"excuse me, can you blow me where the pampers is?"

by Matty Light on Jan 9, 2012 8:36 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

*point

"excuse me, can you blow me where the pampers is?"

by Matty Light on Jan 9, 2012 8:37 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

So beer two before 1/2 way through first quarter.

this will be interesting

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

you do good work

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 9, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm going to fridge now so i don't miss anything

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

EDSBS renders the DVR completely useless

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 9, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

shit i was talking about the boad

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Sip y'all

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 8:37 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

A hearty THWG to you sir

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
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by Buzzrock on Jan 9, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Getting drunj on pinot noir from Moldova and Gewurztraminer from South Africa.

Would Les Miles approve of this logic?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

No, but I like where your head is at.

Going Venidikt Erofeev tonight.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn

Thought for sure that throw would lead to the first “Tebow” reference.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 9, 2012 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

Nah Tebow actually completed an important pass this week.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

LSU

Focusing way too hard on causing fumbles

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

Wow.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahahahahahaha

PLAID

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

That more or less describes my team's season.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

/hangs head

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 9, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I was way more invested in that game than I should have been.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

/grins

//waves

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

/giggles

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

You got it, buddy.

2 of my grandparents are Michigan grads, so disliking Ohio State comes sort of easy for me.

by Charles UF on Jan 9, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

AWESOME

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

This is the non-Spurrier, non-Urban Florida, correct?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe this is a recent photo.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 9, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

That's quality.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 9, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

X

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 9, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

/sadbuttrue

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh my

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

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by psuphiman80 on Jan 9, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

/drink, screen

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhhhhhh wow

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by Kevin McCauley on Jan 9, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Unknown. Label lost.

Sat in back of folks liquor cabinet for at least twenty years.

I graphy your geo!

by rasvar on Jan 9, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Best kind of booze

Although when it doesn’t taste like anything, I get scared that maybe I have cadmium poisoning or something.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 9, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

nooooooooooooo faster

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Mystery rum you say?

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 8:39 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

is it bad i want to see barkaveous mingo run over AJ?

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by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 8:38 PM EST reply actions  

YEAH PUNTING

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:38 PM EST reply actions  

It's winning

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 9, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Lighten up, Francois

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
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by Buzzrock on Jan 9, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

That punter is no Brad Wing.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 9, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

This is why Brad Wing is such a badass.

Bama gets 3 first downs and yet LSU is winning field position battle.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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by Gator Cub on Jan 9, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

COMMERCIAL

Everyone check your commenting ammo, make sure your z keys are fully loaded for the next onslaught

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

/checks ammo dump

Don’t know if we have enough, captain.

by cantcatchuf on Jan 9, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoo

Got a drink and only needed about 30 seconds to catch up afterward!

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 9, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

This thread is going to be saddle-shaped it is expanding too fast

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

z=x^2−y^2 y'all

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit folks, slow down!

Everyone stop and take few sips of your drink.

by bevonyc on Jan 9, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

What's the proper Abita beer to pair with Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

Purple Haze maybe?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Turbodog

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 8:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Do they make a milk stout?

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 9, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

x

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

IS THIS

A THING THAT HAPPENED?

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 9, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Unfortunately

Brian Wilson is a thing that happened

by Salt on Jan 9, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Beer number infinity

S-E-C ALCOHOL TOLERANCE PAWWWWWWWL

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by Kevin McCauley on Jan 9, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

No new commercials?

Is everyone really holding back until the Super Bowl? Come on.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

I assume we'll see Les Miles as Mayhem in the third quarter.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 9, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

/vomits blood on AT&T commercial

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

Who isn't?

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

People who love offense

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 9, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

um, its one layer right?

i’m golden, also wearing my LSU shirt!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Since no one's brought up Craig James yet

I bet there will be more points scored in this game than votes he’ll get in the texas republican primary in april. what say everyone here?

by LincolnParkWildcat on Jan 9, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

Too spidery

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 9, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it might be a spider shed when it comes to James

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by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 9, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure if you're new, but code for too much like politics/religion/etc that can lead to really bad comments.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Not exactly.

Despising Craig James is a universal value all Americans share.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 9, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Well you know 5 votes he won't get

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

This is bananas guys

NEW COMMENT RECORD

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

ESS EEE SEE SPEED

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I WANT A CELL PHONE COMMERCIAL THAT

PAINTS THINGS THE OPPOSITE WAY, WHERE THE GUY IS TRYING TO WATCH THE GAME AND HIS BITCHY GIRLFRIEND IS INSENSITIVELY TRYING TO TALK ABOUT NON-IMPORTANT STUFF EVEN THOUGH SHE KNOWS NOW ISN’T THE TIME, WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE GAME, WHEN YOU CAN HAVE HIS ATTENTION.

#teamGolson
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Just so you can rub it in how well you married, right?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 9, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

1st down penalty

Just punt, Les, you’re not really going to try to get the 1st now anyway.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 9, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

See?

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 9, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

If someone manages to score,this thing's gonna blow!!!!

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 9, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

Jefferson is such a dunce

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 9, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

having to shift-a everything: Total EDSBS Move

SLOW DOWN YOU MONSTERS

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

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by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

Saban doesn't want eight guys in the box

So that’s a disturbing peek into his personal life.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

I CLICK THE Z

THERE ARE SO MANY LETTERS ON THE COMPUTER KEYBOARD. BUT I CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE. I CAN ONLY CHOOSE OOOOOOONE! I CHOOSE THE Z

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Looked like a horsecollar there

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

wow big 12 refs, wow.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, honey, i know, I might root for them tonight instead.

I’m one of you. Let everyone else tell you that though.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

the only real one.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

FIFY

The only cool one.

by bevonyc on Jan 9, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

bawwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I figured those went hand in hand here

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

When does Lee enter the game?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 9, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

THIS GAME SUCKS

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

Obvious horse collar is obvious

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

Well,

they ignored the blatant block in the back at midfield too, so I guess we know what ESPN wants to happen in this game.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on Les

Bitch mentality football will get you shitty results

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 9, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

Well fuck.

But thanks for the tackle, Wing!

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by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

And there was much rejoicing.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Jordan Jefferson needs a Xanax. Pronto.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 9, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

Maze pulls a hammy.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

ALL THE YAKETY SAX FOR MAZE GETTING OFF THE FIELD

seriously though, hope he’s alright

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

Brad Wing can do it on the move, rugby-style.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 9, 2012 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

Well, fuck.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

WHERE IS THE FLAG FOR BLOCK IN THE BACK?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

No it's not

FG range is within 25 yards

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

/wide right

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 9, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Not an extra point.

Actually that’s uncharted territory for Bammer never mind

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

maze is hurt

game over right there.

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by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

He'll be given the best medical care at St. Saban's Hospital upstate.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 9, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a rec.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Wing will get you

On one end of the play or t’other.

by Prince_Lightfoot on Jan 9, 2012 8:45 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

read that as "wing will get one end of you or the other".

questionable.

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

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by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

same

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 9, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Likewise

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Big 12 refs are incompentent.

So if they miss a call, it has nothing to do with them want to effect the game.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 9, 2012 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

Seeing eye dogs busy on that play?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 9, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

if they call NOTHING no one can say they fucked up

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

LET EM PLAY PAWWWL

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 9, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

ewww

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahaha

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by Kevin McCauley on Jan 9, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew that was out there somewhere

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Shift-A.

Jesus. Can’t even tweet due to this fucking thread.

by SuperJew on Jan 9, 2012 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

all the important people are here anyways

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I LOVE LAMP

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Waking up in a ditch=drinking in South Dakota

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

Drinking in South Dakota = Living in Indiana.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought SD was flat

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Good lord that seminar was boring

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And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 9, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

You're going to want it back in five...four...

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank God I switched to SSD hard drive for this game

May have to go Chrome at halftime if the browser can’t keep up

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 9, 2012 8:48 PM EST reply actions  

This is good.

We’re still well within range of a “but Bama was the better team all game PAWWWWL!”

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 9, 2012 8:48 PM EST reply actions  

All you people who think this is a lot of comments need to tune in tomorrow during Finebaum

and see what REAL commenting overload is like.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

OMG I'm going to be stuck in a meeting....

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

not sure if LSU winning or Bama winning would get more humorous calls.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Sunsphere? ESPN?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

PLZ TO STOP, BAMA

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 8:48 PM EST reply actions  

Please score

So there is no pressure to not be the one to make the first mistake

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 8:48 PM EST reply actions  

HEY GUYS HEY GUYS

WHAT IF THERE WAS LIKE A TOUCHDOWN OR SOME SHIT? THAT’D BE SOO COOL, THERE’D BE LIKE $TEXAS POSTS

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Jan 9, 2012 8:48 PM EST reply actions  

8 Ball is that you?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

OR A PICK SIX

/COMPUTER’SPLODE

"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."

by slims on Jan 9, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Touchdowns?

UNMANSOME! BO DIDN’T BELIEVE IN TOUCHDOWNS.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 9, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

SOON

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 9, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

CAN'T WAIT

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

BART SCOTT? WHERE?

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

Official proprietor of sharklasers.com

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

nope

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

left it in az as payment

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

The Buffalo Wild Wings guy is controlling it now.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Brent with the golden opportunity line twice in 15 seconds

isn’t that some Lexus slogan for their clearance sale?

/Lexus jingle plays with a Lexus in a bow

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 9, 2012 8:49 PM EST reply actions  

/clink

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Cheers

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 9, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes it is.

It’s got a real kicker, ifuknowwhatahmsayin

by mnHorn on Jan 9, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Clink

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 9, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Blue Moon mix pack

was on special tonight at Publix. After two bottles of Kraken this weekend, i decided to give my liver a small break.

by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Cheers

Some one left 10 bottles of this two nights ago at my apartment. Mine now.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 9, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Always reliable.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 9, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm actually not a fan of pale ales

But I’ll drink whatever happens to be lying around

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

/sidewaysglance

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 9, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer darker brews

Porters and stouts all the way

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 9, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, it's ok then.

Though I’m not the biggest porter fan.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 9, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

/clink

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 9, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you been raiding my fridge?

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

On sale at Whole Paycheck

Wife saw it and grabbed two sixes without even being prompted.

/married up

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 9, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Excellent choice.

Both beer, and your spouse. It’s just come out here, even—only found it at Whole Foods so far, and IE picked up a 6 for me. I still had some saved from last year.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

iPhone starting to shoot sparks

May have to bring out the laptop

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 8:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Good thing I'm not posting on my Hot Rod Lincoln

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I was working too late last year

I actually tried to load the 1st quarter thread on a Kindle browser over 3G.

Poor little Kindle. Remind me to put fresh flowers out tomorrow.

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 9, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

PLZ TO HAZ

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Hanks was talking shit today and everyone was all "who is he?"

But with Maze out he may actually back up his shit talking.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

GO MATTHIEUX

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 9, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

THERE'S MORE THAN ONE?!

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME

LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

LET'S HAVE A REMATCH TIME LET"S HAVE A REMATCH TIME LET'S HAVE A REMATCH TIME

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Dilemma

Old MGD in the basement fridge where I’m at or new Coors Regular upstairs.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

So water of one color with ethanol in it, or water of another color with ethanol in it?

What’s the dilemma?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 9, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

proportion of ethanol?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I DON"T KNOW WHICH ONE TO HAVE

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

There isn't a diffference, just grab which ever one is closest.

If you don’t like it then switch to the other.

It isn’t like you have a choice between a porter, lager, pilsener and ale.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 9, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh oh. Bama has to attempt a FG

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

And now the game REALLY starts.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

ANNNNNNDDD

LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

Boise State Offensive Coordinator looking good right now for Bama

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME

LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
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Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

Official proprietor of sharklasers.com

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

Alabama settling for a field goal

What could go wrong?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

Phew. Almost a TD there.

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 9, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

FIELD GOAL TIME

LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME LETS HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

FG? WHAT A TWIST

"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."

by slims on Jan 9, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

It kinda is. He actually made it

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 9, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Knowing COTG,

this game will have more points than the Alamo Bowl, with all points scored in the second half. That, or a tribute to “Baby I’m Burnin”

by Malovex on Jan 9, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

All touchdowns scored on special teams or defense.

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 9, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

:-O

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 9, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

Bama fans rejoince

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

they have to win first

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

And we have a field goal time.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

HE MADE IT?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

x
RT @sportspickle: Whoa. No reason to run up the score, Alabama. Show some class.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

I could use a Dr. Pepper

Could someone direct me to the nearest overpass?

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Hold on folks, last game was 9-6

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 9, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

LSU leads on away goals.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

YAIS, the 2 legged playoff of Champions League

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 9, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously disappointed in that kicker's ability to make field goals

This isn’t what MANBALL is about

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Jan 9, 2012 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

I love that Alabama's hipster quarterback's last name is also the name of a park frequented by Brooklyn hipsters.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 9, 2012 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

they can be smelly and umemployed together!

/loves hipsters
//but they smell and have no jerbs

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I only love them conditionally

Some of them are excellent at making me lattes and/or pizza. The others can fuck off.

by Charles UF on Jan 9, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

SO SAYS US ALL

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I know I shouldn't say this but: I kind of feel bad for Smelley

I don’t know a tonne about Bama, but it seemed like he got the short end of things.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 9, 2012 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

my computer is legitimately melting

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

Official proprietor of sharklasers.com

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

for Bama fans, hands can be busy doing something else when points are scored

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 9, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

we all have straws

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

//falls down stairs

///takes out UF fan in knee brace

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

STILL NO TOUCHDOWNS

You knew that would eventually be posted

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 9, 2012 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

So

Is this like a shitty sequel to Phone Booth?

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

CALL YOUR WIFE AND TELL HER YOU'RE SCREWING OTHER CHICKS PETRILLI

SB Nation's World Soccer Editor, manager of Cartilage Free Captain, contributor to Acme Packing Company.

by Kevin McCauley on Jan 9, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

PULL THE GUN OUT FROM THE CEILING

AND SHOOT US BOTH

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A PHONE CALL

"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."

by slims on Jan 9, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Spoilers!

“Stu is recovering under morphine in an ambulance which makes him drowsy. A man carrying a large suitcase walks up to him, and compliments his shoes. The man says that he regrets killing the pizza deliverer and warns Stu that if his newfound honesty does not last, he will be hearing from him again. He walks away and smiles as he passes the phone booth, revealing himself to be the caller. Stu falls unconscious. The caller, now the narrator, says, “Isn’t it funny? You hear a phone ring, and it could be anybody…but a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn’t it?” The view goes from an aerial view of the city way into space with a satellite passing by turning to black with a ring once again, and the film ends with a man answering, “Hello?”"

….What?!? Wikipedia saved me… whatever 5 minutes I woulda spent watching that

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 9, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

"MAN ON THE LEDGE: THE TATE FORCIER STORY"

can’t wait to go see this.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 8:53 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

You're terrible.

I admit I giggled.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 9, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

"MAN WITH SOME WEDGES: THE BRADY HOKE STORY"

One man, one deep-fryer, one bag of potatoes…

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

A female Michigan engineering student, a 40-year-old man in Toledo, or a 13-year-old boy?

I don’t know what you are anymore.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

the fbi

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

What's wrong with Toledo?

/well aware of what’s wrong with Toledo

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 9, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

An event in October 2008 that ended 13-10.

(thump)

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 9, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

this event did happen to end up with me receiving the best text OF ALL TIME from my dad

i texted him upset about the game and he said “There are more important things than football. I care about my grad program at Wisconsin’s ranking more than that of their football team”

i had that saved forever

by willbechampions on Jan 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll see that and raise you.

Week 1, 2007. Friend is out of town and does not attend the game.

“So…did we win? ;)”
“Actually, no.”
“You know I almost believed you for a second….”
(an hour later)
“Dude what the HELL?”

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

This is the most appropriate answer.

Well done.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 9, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

the lady doth protest too much

i bet you’re really the toledo rockets’ mascot.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

heh. you said penis.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I gotta step up my game

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Title.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHA

that must be blocking the WSU flag

by LincolnParkWildcat on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

USC? Of course it's at USC, where else would it be?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Ole Idaho farts

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

/totally thought you were talking about shoes

//was waiting for a “saban story”

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Ice cold.

And funny.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

If there was a good time for untoward comments or jokes in poor taste, it would be now

No one would ever see it. I plan on testing this theory.

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 9, 2012 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

Man on a Ledge!

What an original idea!

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 9, 2012 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

It's like 'Man on Wire'

But without the wire, not real, and terrible.

by TheBlackAttack on Jan 9, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

So LSU is going to be losing ANOTHER quarter to Alabama

That almost makes four, four makes a game. They don’t have to be contiguous. NAT’L CHAMPIONS!

"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."

by slims on Jan 9, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Your roommates SUCK AT LIFE.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Roommate=wife.

Otherwise GTFOs wouls be issued.

by Original This Guy on Jan 9, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/deep breath
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay maybe not kill mode engage but really allowing this?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Even though it could be grounds...

Marriage is different if it isn’t your team in the game.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

ENGAGE KILL MODE

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

$199

will get you a divorce in Alabama

by BonesCrosby on Jan 9, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

It'll also get you a high alimony payment

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 9, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

But if you don't pay...

HEY, FREE AHRN BOWL TICKETS!

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Actually...meh.

Most nights, it’s the wife getting really excited to let me gawk at Kat Dennings. Tonight, :(

by Original This Guy on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

You need a new living arrangement.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

"Man on a Ledge"

is the type of movie that Billy Joel would name.

by Malovex on Jan 9, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

Geeze look at all those off the field issues

Thank God my team is straight edged.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

Watching on an illegal stream

So ESPN doesn’t gain any marginal benefit from my undiscerning footbawl addiction.
/watches game
//cries
///keeps watching

"Sports don't build character, they reveal it."

by Leland's Axe on Jan 9, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, baby.

Got dat HD stream you need. Whatchu got fo’ daddy?

by Tracer Bullet on Jan 9, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

that shit pisses me off so much

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

But you need to find a middle ground

Where you are feeling challenged, but in a fair way.

Not in a way "Random number generator says “Fuck you” way".

"Sports don't build character, they reveal it."

by Leland's Axe on Jan 9, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I found a pretty good one

I use DJ’s All-American set on Operation Sports

I’ve made a few changes, because those sliders make running with a weaker team impossible, but overall it’s the best I’ve seen this year.

by kjzk13 on Jan 9, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow

You folks brought your A-Game tonight. I can’t even pick up my beer without fifty comments springing up

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Jan 9, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

beer in one hand, z with the other.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't drop your beer.

Reprogram keyboard to DVORAK right handed keymap.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 9, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

No Huddle? THEY'S CHEETIN' PAWWWWWLLLL

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 9, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

RONP4BAMAKICKER

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

Official proprietor of sharklasers.com

by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

Why doesn't Brad Wing play #ALLOFTHEPOSITIONS?

SB Nation's World Soccer Editor, manager of Cartilage Free Captain, contributor to Acme Packing Company.

by Kevin McCauley on Jan 9, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

HEY! he has to keep his stamina up for me

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Also for when ACS and I pay him a visit.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Good thing I live closer than any of you.

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

CURSES

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

[censored]

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

You're going the wrong way, LSU

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 9, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

he's on one side,

Mike Bobo and the Green Notebook are on the other

Larry Munson, you will be missed. This one's for you.

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by Jadaveon Clowney's giant sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank God WWE is on in 5 minutes so I can watch something that's not scripted

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Mike Silve is the White Teddy Long?

"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."

by slims on Jan 9, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Beer three y'all

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST reply actions  

Right with you!

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 9, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you buzzed yet?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 9, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

no?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Laptop engaged! Z key up and running.

Core i5s to power.
Cooling fan to speed.

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST reply actions  

Time to kick some ICE

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

This wins

out of the eleventybillion comments I just missed

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Jan 9, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCKING

HULL

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Party over, it's out of time

Tonight we gonna party like it’s 1999!

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

thank god that wasn't my graduation song

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

at the 10? this shit's goin' nowhere

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST reply actions  

I Don't Know Why I'm Surprised To See Wing This Much Already

This is the most exciting three opening punts i’ve ever seen.

by ThePrederick on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST reply actions  

Was that a book title?

Dedicated capitalization

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I need more snackage. See you in the 3rd thread!

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 9, 2012 8:57 PM EST reply actions  

oh damn

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

GAHH!

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 9, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone's gonna have a missing throat.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Ouch

#teamGolson
進者往生極楽 退者無間地獄
Notre Dame Fightin' Irish + Hawaii Warriors
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 9, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

That tiger doesn't give a FUCK

It's more of a guideline than a rule.

by Cheeses on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

As mention earlier

HOW THE HELL WAS THE O/U ON THIS GAME 41 POINTS?!?

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 8:58 PM EST reply actions  

Seriously.

Vegas has apparently never heard of Baby I’m Burnin’.

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

this get's a rec

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 9, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

If I had a mortgage

It would’ve have been bet.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Over-under on open threads tonight

More or less than number of points scored?

by Malovex on Jan 9, 2012 8:58 PM EST reply actions  

yes.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU SUCK BECAUSE WE KNEW ABOUT THAT 10 seconds AGO

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 8:59 PM EST reply actions  

Tebow "News"

You knew that was coming

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 9, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions  

Who?

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 9, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

He is dumping off appropriately

Which pretty much all that’s required from him.

by Charles UF on Jan 9, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

This seems like a great time for a pick-6.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions  

How would you get 2 field goals on one interception?

If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.

by Kazoonole on Jan 9, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Brad Wing

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Hai guyz

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

HAI

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 9, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

we do? where?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Coming right out of the microwave.

We sprang for the Hot Habenaro Rotel

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

mmmmmmmmmmmm YUMMY

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

needs MOAR CHEESE

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

You do?

I’m coming over!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Word

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I got candy

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

They wouldn't call it FOOTball is kicking weren't god dern'd IMPORTANT!

You got a problem with it go play that sissy “footeball” buulshite they got over in france!

/PAWL?

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 9, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

Is Glasses McFuckface calling this game just sneaky with no glasses?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

Coming back out

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Dunno. I don't know Avery

It was a gift. At our family Christmas, someone gave me and my sister each a 1pt6oz bottle. She’s pregnant and so is my wife, so more for me.

Just noticed it’s easy to type “wide” instead of “wife.” Who thought that was a good idea?

by Prince_Lightfoot on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Had to turn on Air Conditioner

Computer rendering 40 min of HD video, tweetdeck, EDSBS, two monitors and TV are heating the heck out of this room.

I graphy your geo!

by rasvar on Jan 9, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

are you in a 6x8 cell?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Wtf is a tweetdeck

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like white people problems to me.

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

More like works in sports problems

/is white

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by Kevin McCauley on Jan 9, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Mr. Miyagi in the 'Bama locker room?

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

by North 2 on Jan 9, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

Is that what they call "The Needle" these days?

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

LET'S HAVE A SWING PASS TIME LET'S HAVE A SWING PASS TIME LET'S HAVE A SWING PASS TIME LET'S HAVE A SWING PASS TIME

LET’S HAVE A SWING PASS TIME LET’S HAVE A SWING PASS TIME LET’S HAVE A SWING PASS TIME LET’S HAVE A SWING PASS TIME LET’S HAVE A SWING PASS TIME LET’S HAVE A SWING PASS TIME LET’S HAVE A SWING PASS TIME LET’S HAVE A SWING PASS TIME LET’S HAVE A SWING PASS TIME LET’S HAVE A SWING PASS TIME LET’S HAVE A SWING PASS TIME LET’S HAVE A SWING PASS TIME

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

ALL HAIL OUR STEAMPUNK EMPEROR

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

So close

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Twice.

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Been there.

Recently.
/seriouslyBatDownTheFuckingFakeFieldGoal

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

lord Barkevious!

My phone knows how to spell Barkevious, btw.

by Prince_Lightfoot on Jan 9, 2012 9:02 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

"Breaking tendencies"

Someone’s been learning coachspeak.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

So basically...

Alabama’s going to win by gaining 4 yards per play, each play, from now until eternity?

by ThePrederick on Jan 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

Not exactly.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 9, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Paul Johnson is nodding his head.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Wut

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Jan 9, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

Oh my.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 9, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

Damn, nice catch.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 9, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

Amazingly, one beer

lasted the whole first quarter for me. I do not forsee this rate holding steady, but rather increasing.

by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

really? i'm at 2.5

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I drank 2 bottles of Kraken in one weekend.

My liver threatened to call the cops on me yesterday morning.

by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

what weekend? this weekend? what size bottles?

we should be better friends

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

This weekend, 750 mL bottles.

For no good reason other than Mr. Revenge had a 3-day weekend.

by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I love you.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Yo, Tyrann,

how your mother like that?

by mnHorn on Jan 9, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

This is thread two.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Good lord.

SB Nation's World Soccer Editor, manager of Cartilage Free Captain, contributor to Acme Packing Company.

by Kevin McCauley on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

So we are on track for 5 threads?

One for each quarter, and the pregame?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

We're gonna be on one thread per drive at this rate

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Been watching too much Ike Taylor, Honeybadger!

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

This

Starting with my father, who will be insufferable for the next 9 months

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

+1 comment

I just did it.

I don't always derp, but when I derp I herp.

by Jeff Daddy on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

It's been chronicled here by me before.

Iron Bowl day, I believe. Ask me again when things slow down a bit.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

yais plz

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Link?

I just hadn’t heard the story you referenced. I’m not doubting you, I’d just like to read all about somebody betraying their alma mater.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I heard he gave Saban's daughter the clap

Just rumors of course

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I posted it on Iron Bowl day, I think.

There was no news story or anything. My mom still teaches at my/AJ’s high school and it was basically all anyone at school talked about for weeks.

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

My cousin's school too

AJ’s school played arch rival. He gave pep talk to arch rival school, instead of alma mater. Cousin who went to school with him was like ‘huh?’

by BonesCrosby on Jan 9, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

And that

is why Honey Badger will not make it in the NFL (except as a special teamer).

Hopeful, he realizes this and continues playing in college for his entire eligibility.

"Sports don't build character, they reveal it."

by Leland's Axe on Jan 9, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

That, and he's short.

Him trying to cover Demaryius Thomas or Megatron would be….unfair.

"Sports don't build character, they reveal it."

by Leland's Axe on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright. Time for bourbon.

"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."

by slims on Jan 9, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

Always time for Bourbon...oh wait

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty Fast for the first quarter

then again, i’m pressing Z every 5-10 seconds…

by LincolnParkWildcat on Jan 9, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

Chicken Monkey Duck

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 9, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

what huh?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit, you weren't supposed to notice

I’m working on the Chaos Thread Theory

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm actually skimming every comment

also, it stopped on yours while others loaded sorry

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I do not like this. My vodka is evaporating very fast, and I haven't even made it over to the Sports books yet

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 9, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, remember that time WKU was beating LSU?

Yeah, that was awesome
/chrisfarleyshow.jpg

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

Out of Winter Lager

Switching to Snow Day

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

Good stuff

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

x

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

Without getting too spidery,

is the Catholic Church hurting that badly for folks? Or are people just up and leaving? They’re everywhere lately.

by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

New marketing campaign

/istotallyserious

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know what I clicked on

But every other youtube video I watch has one of those “And I’m a Mormon” ads. That can’t be cheap.

by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

See? That's how it's done!

Sneak ’em in there.

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

"No, hon, I'm drinking"

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

She's an evil genius. I just approved everything.

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

you're so fucked.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

but my crib is gonna look FABULOUS!

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

gonna be so poor

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

fiscal year ends at the end of January SELL ALL THE THINGS!

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 9, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit.

I thought starting a garden was supposed to save me money. I’m currently somewhere around $200 in on getting mine going and I don’t even have dirt yet.

by Oglethorpe's Revenge on Jan 9, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You are

SO awesome

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Tebow makes that throw.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

/jig

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I have crossed the streams and mixed the wines.

Let’s hope there is no Aunt Clara’s Kiss mixed up tonight

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand overthrown.

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

That's more like it.

BTW, this is what we were talking about when we complained about the first game. Missing a wide open receiver is poor football, not a result of good D.

Future events such as these will affect you in the future...

by OHokie on Jan 9, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

So like I said in Jordan-Hare:

Just because he looks like a lineman doesn’t mean he can’t catch the ball

by ItsComplicated on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

LET'S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TRY

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

HUNY BAGER BITCHES

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

Honey Badger makes a stop.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

Addendum

Put out my hand, and touched the face of God. Saban

by BamaFaninATL on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

LET'S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME

LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

Is Richardson hurt?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

Trent Richardson hurt?

And is this Field Goal Time or Punt Time or Go For It Time?

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 9, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

LOLOL FG GUYZ

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

6-9?

6-9.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

This goes here

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

that's awesome.

this is also why you should hold on better

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Bama long field goal attempt...

FAKE!

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

FAKE!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

NOBODY OUTCRAZIES OPHELIA

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Would post lyrics from Ophelia

But I’d miss 1000 comments

/theband for life

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Would post lyrics from Ophelia

But I’d miss 1000 comments

/theband for life

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 9, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

FAKE!!!!!!!!!

If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

by jasonkylebates on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

FAKE?

WHAT THE FUCK SABAN?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

Whoof

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

MY HEAD IS FULL OF FUCK

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

GREAT CAMERA ANGLE YOU FUCKS

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

Saban's fakes never work.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

HOLY CRAP

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52

by VandyImport on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

FUCK

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

gonn a be sayin this a lot

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Well, shit.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

911 was an inside job.

Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.

by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 9, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Nobody Outcraizes Ophelia!!

Your move, Mad Hatter.

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

LET'S HAVE A FIELD GOAL BLOCK

LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL BLOCK LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL BLOCK LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL BLOCK LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL BLOCK LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL BLOCK LET’S HAVE A FIELD GOAL BLOCK

by Malovex on Jan 9, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

This is close enough to a crystal football, right?

Seriously, fuck this game.

Clippers // Chargers // Rays // Boise State
"The Lakers do win games. But things can change." - Blake Griffin

by 82-0 on Jan 9, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

999 comments?

I just could not resist.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 10, 2012 8:14 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

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