THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/9/2012
by Spencer Hall on Jan 9, 2012 10:03 AM EST
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PrintBEFORE ANYTHING ELSE YOU HEATHENS. Please review these important materials on the most crucial of our bowl season's not-at-all-meaningless-exhibitions, the GoDaddy Bowl in Mobile, Alabama. You should find within them a report of victory despite Chandler Harnish suffering some kind of ankle injury in the first half, but no mentions of the surreal site of the Belles watching half the game lined up in pastel dresses behind the players' bench. They sort of looked oddly intimidating, as if they were itching to get in the game. If they had, this would have marked the first time a player in a hoop dress had taken a college football field since Barry Switzer sent Billy Sims out to score in the 1979 Nebraska game. (Barry always was a pioneer.)
There was also this.
And of course TigerDroppings is already on the case.
OH AND THAT THING. We weren't just wandering Bourbon Street at two in the morning for nothing. New Orleans has been occupied from the Channel to the Marigny and across all riverbanks by a swarm of football fans, desperate, drunken, stumbling, bead-whoring football fans. The Saints/LSU confluence has been pretty impressive---and while all LSU fans are possible Saints fans, not all Saints fans are LSU fans---but yes, if this town were a baby, it would be one with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. All of this is happening, too, including Harvey Updyke wandering the Quarter as a free man with his own catchphrase on his back.
FORMAL NEWSY TYPE STORIES. The wagers are on, and seriously we are so disappointed neither Governor has done what they really want to do and wagered prisoners on the game. (We did see a shirt that said "Angola: A Gated Community" at the Saints game, and now sort of want it in this very conflicted way, because LOL Life Sentence In Prison.") Josh Dworaczyk's story is a cool one, especially the big about translating Greg Studarawa into English for his teammates over a headset. (G-Stud: "WHAARGHGLBABALLGBLLWLELEL." Dworaczyk: "Slide right to adjust, he says.")
We swear we'll try to score, y'all. Oh, and this got said in that very article by Darius Hanks.
He also expects to spearhead Alabama’s passing game because he feels he can beat All-American cornerbacks Morris Claiborne and Tyrann Mathieu.
"I definitely feel like those guys, they can’t cover me," he said.
And experience says this is completely inaccurate certainly backs this up! DAMN YOU ALABAMA-BIASED AUTOCORRECT. They're going to put the game up on the side of a goddamned building. You are all mad, utterly, and completely mad.
O'DOYLES RULE! Mike Stoops heads back to Oklahoma, where he'll wear his old letterman's jacket and just bum around town feeling sad and listening to "Glory Days."
AND IN OTHER SAD COACHING NEWS. We've been scrambling, but in the utter shitshow that is the Penn State hire, there is the consolation that the staff is looking pretty good.
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BFeldmanCBS Bruce Feldman
MT @IzzyGould Harvey Updyke said last night he won’t let Clay Travis write his book because he upset too many Alabama fans.
Travis upset too many Bama fans, or is Updyke referring to himself?
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 9, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions
You can say a lot of bad shit about Clay Travis . . .
. . . and I certainly have, but he’s probably a better lawyer than Updyke has right now.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Obligatory
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 9, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The worst attorney in Alabama fired Updyke. He has someone else now because Harvey is a worse client than he is an attorney.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
In a strange coincidence, I saw him today outside my office building.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
If you think Sandusky's lawyer is bad you need to dial 1-800-REALITY
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 9, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
My God, TigerDroppings.
Had to close or buy my company a new laptop.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 9, 2012 10:08 AM EST reply actions
All hail the MACtion!
Winners of the completely meaningless conference bowl challenge. (Four and one, while providing entertaining, football-like substance.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Meaningless?
It means the MAC >>> SEC.
IIRC, the SEC has never won the challenge.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Correct
Bowl season Conference Record
2002–03 Big Ten 5–2
2003–04 ACC 5–1
2004–05 Mountain West 2–1
2005–06 Big 12 and ACC (tied) 5–3
2006–07 Big East 5–0
2007–08 Mountain West 4–1
2008–09 Pacific-10 5–0
2009–10 Mountain West 4–1
2010–11 Mountain West 4–1 .
2011–12 C-USA and MAC (tied) 4–1
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
SEC ONLY CARES ABOUT CHAMPEE-ON-CHUPS PPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
Of course, the ACC, fulfilling its contractual obligations, lost its BCS bowl the year it won the Bowl Challenge Cup
Florida State lost to Big East Champion Miami in the Orange Bowl
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
Of course, the ACC, fulfilling its contractual obligations, lost its BCS bowl the year it won the Bowl Challenge Cup
Florida State lost to Big East Champion Miami in the Orange Bowl
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
Damn double post. Sorry y'all
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
Server hamsters having problems.
I couldn’t get anything to post for a few minutes.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
Somebody fed them speed
Then poured ranch in the servers
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 9, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
Do you guys know how to post videos to Facebook?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
Congratulations.... And ALL HAIL MACtion!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 9, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
Not particulary concerned about that.....
We gave them a solid win as our exit fee, now it’s on to the Big XII.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 9, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
So who are we rooting for in the Oversigning Bowl II: Electric Boogaloo?
A meteor, a tactical nuclear strike, or a chemical weapon?
LSU
height=lolfuphoneusers
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jan 9, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions 17 recs
That is fantastic.
and the height is necessary to bask in it.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
I would feel guilty about the meteor but i'm pretty sure New Orleans could take it by now
"Pacific 12 Conference: Every conference's games count, but only we can count."
So my dilemma tonight
I was invited to a party but it’s being hosted by a Bama fan- the same one I mentioned a few weeks ago who actually thought 9-6 was more exciting than the USC-Texas title game. Do I go and hope I can avoid getting thrown out?
Step 1: Go
Step 2: Troll hard in the paint
Step 3: ?
Step 4: Profit!
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Jan 9, 2012 10:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No way.
That dude is going to be way way too intense to make even trolling the shit out of him fun.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Things would probably get broken.
And not in the funny, haha sort of way.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
My best friend is having a Bammers-only watching party, and asked if I was mad that I wasn't invited.
I told her there was no way I would willingly go to such a gathering. That would be fun for exactly no one.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Make sure to bring former bouncer friends with you.
This tends to help me out of certain situations.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
We used to bribe those people to come to our parties with free beer
They loved getting to intimidate college students for free.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Remember, the best stories in life come from the most insanely awkward situations.
This sounds like a good story at worst.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 9, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
Praying for a miraculous healing of the hand?
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 9, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
Got me.
I’m stumped.
/stolen joke from TigerDroppings is stolen
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 9, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Let's cut off these jokes before they get out of hand.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 9, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I’m going to count to ten five and these jokes better stop.
by Ardbeg on Jan 9, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
He bought those tickets at Nub-Hub....
Stub-Hub is for wrist only amputees….I don’t even wanna know any weird sex story’s this guy has, either.
I am a parody of myself.
by mrpelicanpants on Jan 9, 2012 1:01 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
rec'd anyways
consider it one for the originator, I just don’t want to sign up for tigerdroppings
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions
I like the one with big hair below him.
Side effect from being a child of 1980s Alabama.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Fun facts from this weekends NFL games
Calvin Johnson: 12 catches, 211 yeards, 2 TDs
Damaryius Thomas: 4 catches, 204 yards (51 ypc!!!), 1 TD
There is only one Institute of Wide Receivers.
I wonder how much this helps Stephen Hill’s draft status, since he has decided to go pro early.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Jan 9, 2012 10:13 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Well Thomas did set a record by catching four Hail Mary's
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 9, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
That 80 yarder wasnt a Hail Mary.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
It's always a Hail Mary from Tebow
Followed by two Our Fathers.
and one dear god why afterwords
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Jan 9, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
Demaryius, I mean
Bay Bay is easier to spell.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
DT benefits from running the same offense he did at tech
the “we’re running the ball a lot of the time but when we don’t you need to be 68 yards downfield and we’re gonna bomb it to you, (PS use stiff arm when available”
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jan 9, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
Not exactly the same, but Yes.
With Calvin, you would think Detroit would look into it. Look what he did while triple teamed. Imagine him in single coverage all game long.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Megatron will always be at least doubled
and if you think the GM of the Lions is going to draft a WR then you are sorely mistaken.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jan 9, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions
No, I meant draft a running QB
Obviously, with Stafford, no need, but I meant change offenses.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Double teaming a WR on an option play
opens up all kinds of running room.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Considering the quarterbacks the Institute has trotted out....
… the receivers really need to be special.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 9, 2012 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
Sadly, that's the absolute truth
Hill probably will be a 6th round at best – if he stayed another year and posted the same improvements that Hill and Johnson both did in their final years, then he’d probably be drafted a good bit higher.
Yeah, I wasn't even trolling.
I watched the Lions game with some friends Saturday night, and my buddy couldn’t seem to believe that Detroit’s audibles all seemed to be, “just throw it as high as you can to Johnson.” I pointed out that the dude was the second pick overall with Reggie Ball throwing to him… he’s kinda used to bailing out a bad throw or two.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
Compared to Nesbitt, Tebow throws a damn good ball
Thomas has to be loving it.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Ya'll put out some great receivers
you just don’t throw it to em while they’re in college
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
i feel so dirty. i tebowed last night. sent the photo my steeler-fan undergrad roommate.
celebrating a gator player leading that horsefucker elway’s team to a victory?
yes. yes i just hate the steelers that much.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:14 AM EST reply actions
I won a 6-pack last night
Midseason I made a bet that Tebow would QB a team to a playoff victory sometime in his career.
Nice to get it out of way right away.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I dont know, mine was on a political site
Ive been taunting for about 2 months.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Make sure Dave Zirin doesn't poison your beer.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Am I supposed to know who that is?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Jan 9, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yesterday's game was just a huge moral dilemma for Browns fans.
by Narrow Right on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
Not really, it was a win-win
Steelers win, no more Tebow chatter. Tebows win, LOL Steelers chatter.
As soon as the Falcons lost, my day was made(Browns have the Falcons’ first round pick, so them losing makes our pick better)
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
One of the majors (Steelers fan) in my wife's office drove from KC to Denver on Saturday
and back to KC last night after the game. He’s at work today. I sent her to work with as much Tebow-related trash talk as I could think of. And of course with the suggestion go in together and get him a Tecmo Tebow Time shirt. It shouldn’t be this much fun, but—it is.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Given that the option was at least featured last night,
and that the old college football standby “heave it downfield and hope for a catch or at least a PI call” was the main attraction—
I think you’re safe.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Speaking of shitty offense
Have you heard anything re: our next offensive coordinator?
Imma hang up and listen
Needz moar glasses
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 9, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
I love that she's always smirking.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I blame ESPN
I bet some producer told her to lose the glasses.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Papa Troll trolls again.
From the links, but for those don’t click on them:
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 9, 2012 10:14 AM EST reply actions 7 recs
Didn't know James Taylor was an LSU fan
Imma hang up and listen
by El Andy on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
How did I miss this one?
You, fine sir, get a rec.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
damn it
I spent 10 minutes trying to come up with something and couldn’t do it. Nice work.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
This needs more recs.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
I think this is from Shane, but I dont get the reference
Ill rec it anyway
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
don't get the reference?
/soft guitar strumming
I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain…I’ve seen sunny skies…
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Shane (RIP) and I-Man are/were infamous Finebaum callers
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
I knew Shane was sick. He died?
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
he did.
A few weeks ago. Pawl did basically a whole show with people calling in telling Shane stories. one of the best was Chris Vernon reliving their smack talk at media days.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, never listened to finebaum
Cant do it at work, ad always work mondays
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I've seen Tammy calls that I thought would never end.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I've seen Harvey times where he could not find a friend....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 9, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
But I always thought I'd see Toomer's Corner, one more time, again
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 9, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
"You're so vain, I bet you think this show is about you, PAWWWWWWWL."
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 9, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Good luck tonight to my endearingly insane neighbors to the East
I’ll be rooting for ya, and I’ve reprised some Waylon lyrics for y’all.
I got a gal in Baton Rouge
She call me Taffy Bukkit
She give a chaw of turf to eat
I’m her footbaw savant
I’m of normal height
Lord, Lord, Lord
Not five foot five
I went down to New Orleans
To win the Allstate Bowl
The Lord knows I trust mah kicker
Tide ain’t gonna roll
We don’t shank wide right
Not blocked, short
And not wide right
From the Gulf port of Alabama
Back to Baton Rouge
Shiny crystal footbaw
Bama broke and bruised
From that fistfight
Floored, gored, whore’d
That Crimson Tiiiiiiide
Geaux Tiger pride
/steel pedal guitar outtro
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 9, 2012 10:15 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Okay last year I posted a thread a quarter for the national championship game
Each thread averaged around 1,100 comments. Over/Under how many threads we tonight? 6
People are watching the game tonight?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I bought corn dogs so it will smell like I'm watching it live.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
Used to work 4am to 1pm.
I don’t miss it.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
I like it because I get off work early enough to take a long nap
Then I don’t have to go to bed so soon.
Would do if I could
just for fun, but sadly, I have class all day.
I might fire up the deep-fryer tonight and prepare some traditional Alabama and Louisiana cuisine, presuming I can hit some small wildlife with my car on the way home.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
I'm sure there are a million deer you could hit on your way back home.
/When I was in Kentucky, we saw deer everywhere.
They are a pest in my neighborhood
And apparently their are “rules” against setting up a deer blind.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I don't think you can hunt in Cherokee Park, either.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
You can, however, fish in Louisville parks
Found that out a couple of months ago. Kentucky has an urban fishing initiative that stocks the lakes/ponds in the parks.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
I would presume standard game fish
which for Kentucky would be crappie and smallmouth bass.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
hey now, fried catfish is damn good eatin'
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 9, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
/waves hand in front of 49er
this is not the fish you are fishing for
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There were/are Largemouth bass at Long Run and Otter Creek
I haven’t been home with any regularity in years to find out if this is still the case
City tried to trade the state
Otter Creek for Tom Sawyer.
The state laughed.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I see people fishing at Long Run Park all the time
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Louisville is a little urban for that
although I wouldn’t be surprised. Do have rabbits in my back yard, though.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
When I was there for the FFA conference
There were deer everywhere driving from Louisville to Cincinnati.
Well, yeah
because 71 runs through the middle of frickin’ nowhere.
/drives past Carrolton bus crash marker
//is amazed there aren’t more accidents there
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
Having never been to Yosemite
I still wonder what the fuck you are talking about.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
71 between Louisville and Cincy
makes the drive from Louisville to Holiday World look like a busy highway.
/ALL THE TREES
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
Are you sure that's fog?
Are you sure a meth lab in London didn’t blow up?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, can't imagine driving through Kentucky comes close to approaching the drive through Yosemite.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Yeah but I bet the "bear out of fucking nowhere" is conspicuously lacking in KY.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
what?
They can’t get Finebaum there?
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not as much as you would think
But it really is OUT OF NOWHERE.
In Yosemite, you kinda gotta be expecting it.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Not any more, thanks to Dan'l Boone.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
Bear range in KY
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
come on, now
we all know that the black bears relocated to oxford this past year.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 9, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
come on, now
we all know that the black bears relocated to oxford this past year.
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 9, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He is still UK's winningest coach
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
And it's not like he had a ton of wins.
It’s just THAT hard to catch him.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
Curci is 2nd with 47
Followed by Claiborne and Collier with 41 and Brooks with 39.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
no one else has hit 60?
wow kentucky
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
Bear coached for 8 seasons at UK
only Curci topped that with 9.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
kind of gets me wondering: how many current coaches will hit 60 wins at their schools?
will brian kelly hit 60 wins? will meyer? will BOB? muschamp?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
Auburn's had two hit 60 in my lifetime
And Bowden had 47.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Because this is the kind of thing that interests me
I like looking at the coaching list for different schools, here is GT’s top coaches:
1. Dodd 165 wins
2. Alexander 134
3. Heisman 104
4. O’Leary 52
5. Gailey 44
6. Rodgers 34
7. Johnson 33*
*34 counting ACCCG that was vacated
I remember looking and having 3 coaches with 100+ is very, very rare
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Richt broke 100 this year, so uga is in that rare club now
1. Dooley 201
2. Butts 140
3. Richt 106
4. Mehre 59
5. Goff 46
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
USC had a shot at 4, if Carroll had stuck around
1. McKay 127
2. Jones 121
3. Robinson 104
4. Carroll 83
5. Cravath 54
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
That might need to be adjusted downward a bit.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
That is after the adjustment
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Dammit.
Well, he’s still a cheating, gum-chomping shithead.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
Im using cfbdatawarehouse.com
Which treats vacated games that way the NCAA wants.
Would be 95 or something without that
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Notre Dame almost gets there
1. Rockne 105
2. Holtz 100
3. Parseghian 95
4. Leahy 87
5. Devine 53
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Bama and LSU
Alabama:
1. Bryant 232
2. Thomas 115
3. Stallings 62
4. Wade 61
5. Drew 54
6. Saban 49
LSU:
1. McClendon 137
2. Moore 83
3. Miles 75
4. Saban 48
5. Dietzel 46
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Ohio State was in that club
For a little while.
1. Hayes 205
2. Cooper 111
3. Tressel 94*
4. Bruce 81
5. Wilce 78
*106 with 2010 season that was vacated
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
i've begun to think of them as "vacation wins"
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
Looking at the numbers for other schools getting posted...
having 5 coaches above 75 seems pretty damn impressive to me
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
For the lulz and because this is edsbs
Where does the Howard rank?
Miami:
1. Gustafson 93
2. Erickson 63
3. Coker 60
4. Harding 54
5. Johnson 52
6. Davis 51
7. Schnelly 41
Louisville:
1. Camp 118
2. Schnelly 54
3. Petrino 41
3. John L Smith 41
5. Corso 28
Oklahoma:
18th with 5
Florida Atlantic:
1. Schnelly 58
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
just for lulz - UCincy:
1) Rick Minter 53
2) Sid Gillman 50
3) Brian Kelly 34
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
Does anyone else
have the ‘winningest coach’ title at 2 schools?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
By comparison
Saban already has 54 at Alabama.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
yeah but did he beat Tennessee without a quarterback?
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
He only beat UT once
1-5-2
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I give all the credit to George Blanda
/I thought he was one of the nicest people I’ve ever met when I met him as a kid.
I would think the lack of mountains would have been noticable
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Y'all Southerners need to appreciate that out West....
a lot the mountains are pretty much bare. Heavy stands of timber are rare outside of the central Sierra and Pac Northwest.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 9, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
Which is why the Appies rule!
/up top brah!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 9, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
If you ever go
Make sure to bring a gun because 4 people were killed in Yosemite by bears this past summer.
How big a gun do you need for bear?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 9, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
Big pistol would probably be best. Say, .50 cal.
Rifle might be too unwieldy.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Only if you can take them back in time and shoot dinosaurs
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
BUT HOW DO YOU MAKE IT PORTABLE?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Had a boss that worked for the park service in Alaska
every body that went into the backcountry had to carry a 12 gauge or a .44, and they had to provide their own .44 and qualify with it. I think I’d take a 12 gauge loaded with 00 buckshot or slugs.
To the tweetmobile!
Hiked in Wrangell - St. Elias NP a few years ago and had to take Bear Spray.
Best part was the pep talk from the ranger that went something like “won’t stop the bear probably—basically this stuff is to keep you from running, which is the surest way to convince a bear to finish you off.”
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Bear spray, or as I like to call it
human seasoning. Bears scare the shit out of me. I’m really glad I’ve never come across one while hiking. I know here in the east I’m supposed to scare them off by making noise or fighting them or whatever, but I’d probably need a change of shorts afterwards.
To the tweetmobile!
Before we hiked Glacier NP,
Ran across one in the Huachuca Mountains, once.
Thankfully there were six of us and my reaction (I was in the front) of “Oh shit, it’s a bear!” was pretty much the bear’s reaction of “Oh shit, a group of people!” It took off down the side of the mountain shortly after it saw us.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 9, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
Running joke
Was in Alaska on business the year before and had some free time. Tried are damnedest to see a grizzly but never did. Locals told story after story about them being here, there, and everywhere last night/this morning/10 minutes ago. By the end of the week when they would ask us about seeing a bear we would respond that we just thought they where part of an elaborate far-from-urban myth.
Did get a picture with a huge fresh track on a trail w were hiking.
Bear Joke
CALIFORNIA DEPARTMENT OF FISH AND GAME ADVISORY ON BEARS
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field. “We advise that outdoorsmen should wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren’t expecting them,” a spokesman said. “We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear”.
It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear paw prints and scat.
A grizzly’s paw is larger and its claws are longer than that of a black bear. Black bear scat contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear scat has little bells in it and smells like pepper.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 9, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Saw that pic. That was brilliant!
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Happy BCS Day, everyone!
And keeping LJ and Vandy on board is probably the smartest thing BOB could have done, so that’s encouraging…
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
in a cage in his office closet
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
Thankfully no!
At least, I very much doubt it. Rumor is that Friedgen will be out new OC.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Solid hire, that.
Well kinda mushy really, but he’s a good coach.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
but he has exciting connections Maryland Alternative Uniform Experience
penn state needs its pride restored, yes?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
The Maryland Alternative Uniform Experience
is a fair part of what got Friedgen fired there. Kevin Plank wanted more excitement than Friedgen, and instead he got LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
He got excitement!
Mr. Excitement! Randy Edsall!
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 9, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
The Ross coaching tree seems to loyal
O’Leary/Friedgen/O’Brien/Roof/Godsey.
Edsall is kinda connected to, which is funny and ironic.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
The last Brown alum wouldnt leave
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
They've only had one coach go less than 11 years since WWI
Short term means something different in State College.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
And he stayed on staff after giving up the HC job to Hugo Bezdek.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
The lady who announced that there were hot rolls now at the Golden Corrall would beg to differ.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Jan 9, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed.
I’d much rather be grilling and drinking beer right now. Then again, I’d always rather be grilling and drinking beer, so…
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Came in at 6 am this morning so I could be done at 1
Grill and beer will soon be a reality
Imma hang up and listen
Done at 3 - off tomorrow.
Who’s waiting at home …
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 9, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
I'd actually vote for the day after
Same with Day After Super Bowl Day
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 9, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
If they'd just play the damn thing on NYD as COTG intended
It would already be.
by Nigel_T on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Penn State fans can hold off celebrating their new staff until the Ted Roof rumors subside.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I hear Willie Martinez may be looking for a new home.....
Just sayin’ PSU.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 9, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
Well, at the very least he has no chance at becoming the most disgraceful defensive coordinator in Penn State's history.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
BOB: Allow me to introduce our new PSU Defensive Coordinator: Stalin's Reanimated Corpse!
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
In other news, PSU special teams coach Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
Does Roof run the soft Cover 3?
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Stalin is Russian and therefore I'm gonna post this gif
because it is hilarious
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jan 9, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
oh Putin, you're hilarious because I'm not Russian.
you’ve all seen his music video, yes?
http://youtu.be/zk_VszbZa_s
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
This is beautiful; what real world
domination is all about
by DoubleupHarper on Jan 9, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
HNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
I saw a girl crying tonight. When I asked why she said: "Because everybody lost."
Black Shoe Diaries
@runthedive
Re: the wagers
The best joke I saw was on Twitter: they should have bet Mississippi. Loser has to annex it.
It’s tough to be from Mississippi sometimes.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 10:23 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Nothing Mississississississippians dont deserve
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Hey!
I resemble that remark.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Hey now, Toledo isn't THAT bad.
More like the Akron of the South.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
I'm just going to bring these two back now ...
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 9, 2012 10:25 AM EST reply actions
If you spend enough Saturdays in Baton Rouge, you become numb to pictures like the above and forget why they're strange.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I survived Ikea.
Arrived at 1 p.m., left at 5 p.m.
The following will, in fact, fit (at least mostly) inside a Kia: a queen-size bed, an expandable kid’s bed with mattress, a crib, a changing table and two sets of slats.
Up until midnight assembling the beds, but the kidlet slept in her big girl bed last night and I got the best night of sleep in months on our solid new bed.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:27 AM EST reply actions
Did you eat there?
The food is surprisingly good and it’s cheap.
But only 4 hours? Amateur.
/glad he left Orlando and Ikea
//Would go on Tuesdays and peruse the scratch and dent stuff for double deals.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
We did, in fact.
The wife informed me that the ribs were a bad choice. The chocolate cake, however, was not.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
Ribs? LOL NO
Get the fish, veggies, and cake.
When we went it’d be like $7 with a drink and then we’d take home a set of scratched cabinet doors. Cut em up, reattach to backer board, BOOM she has homemade head board.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
The Costco Churro i find hard to resist.
Not sure why.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
I'm personally a fan of Ikea's cinnamon rolls
It’s also fun going there and pretending you’re at an annexation of Sweden
Twitter: RyanMcD29
I did have the chicken, which was good.
Weird thing about going to Ikea: we ran into three people we know while we were there. None of us live in the city where the Ikea was. One of them lives five minutes from us and this was the first time we’ve seen her since moving to Louisville.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
I have trouble saying no to their saucy meatballs.
I also once ran into an academic adviser there. The adviser had not attended her office hours in two months.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
DAD IS GREAT
GIVE US THE CHOCOLATE CAKE!
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 9, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
EGGS! FLOUR! MILK! NUTRITION!
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
These are not your children!
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You can buy the meatballs frozen and cook them at home.
The Devil Family has been known to stop off at IKEA in College Park on the way home from other places just to stock up on meatballs and lingonberry jelly.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Pretty sure I could spend days in an IKEA
or a Container Store. Alas, we are deprived of such wonders down here on the Gulf Coast.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I drove two hours for this.
Sure, if you figure in travel time and costs, it probably didn’t save any money over going to a local furniture place, but this stuff is classy and solid.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
It's 9:31 a.m. Central time
and you have probably already disrespected Alabama somehow, even if you don’t realize it.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 10:31 AM EST reply actions 6 recs
I have used correct grammar.
So, guilty.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 9, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
For example, if you've used indoor plumbing or put on shoes.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
This WV fellow pleads guilty on all counts....
I even used deodorant.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 9, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
PAWWWLLLL THAT AAAA CEEE ESSS KID DIDN'T SAY HIS PRAYERS TO THE BEAR THIS MORNING
TOTALLY DISRESPECTING US PAWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL
Lol no.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
Don't know which game that was from
But, do know for sure who the losing coach was
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 9, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Troll hard in the paint, prop joe.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Fuck 'em.
Clemson, take the day off.
If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!
btw
8ballin is wearing his Clemson shirt so if you see us in NO, come say hi. Geaux Tigers!
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 9, 2012 11:09 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
So the buses for the teams are pretty cool
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
LSU didn't come down in a fur bus?
Les, I am dissapoint.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 9, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Shaggin Wagon?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just when I think he can't do anything dumber
He goes and totally redeems himself!
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 9, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
All Les Miles needs to do to win the Internet forever
is show up tonight in that car and have a picture taken.
Please please PLEASE COTG.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
They are getting police escorts all over town
I wouldn’t be shocked if the Bama buses are getting random speeding tickets from this guy: 
Good Evening, Officer Koharski!
How to have a good week in New Orleans:
1) Make a new Louisville fan (last wednesday)
2)Still go out tonight to watch the game
3)Profit!
(Thanks, Nana for babysitting the pre-existing kid!)
Pop Quiz:
is this a Bama or LSU fan?
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 9, 2012 10:47 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
he's wearing a shirt, so go lsu fan
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Are you saying LSU fans wear shirts?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
oh yeah? well.... um...
michigan smells of hippies! or something.
it smells at least.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
that is because the lions still smell like new orleans
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The real question is what either is doing at a Steve Addazio run-game clinic.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 9, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The red rover-esque protection behind the 4 x 4 seems very insignificant
Like the field goal nets tonight when Alabama’s kicking
by ItsComplicated on Jan 9, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
Could be either.
I do remember the guys with the 4×4 from the first game. They were standing around the 15 yard line.
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 9, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
Could be either.
I do remember the guys with the 4×4 from the first game. They were standing around the 15 yard line.
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 9, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
Oh Pat Dooley...
@pat_dooley
Pat Dooley
Was told yesterday that OC will be done in next two to three days. How’s this for interesting rumor — Zook in the mix at Tennessee for DC.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
well he has a glittering record for having a hand in florida losses
badum ching
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
well, he can't count to 4th down so he should fit right in
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 9, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions
"Servicable" is probably being a little kind to someone that in love with the prevent defense,
but considering that UT had one of the best defenses in the country when they got rid of Fulmer, just amuses me that they’d be so low now as to consider Zook.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
No, Tennessee, you can't have your Chavis back
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Don't you have to be in the lead to use the prevent defense?
At least Tennessee will be safe from that vice.
Anyone have the URL for that Chinese jersey site?
Tweet me if you do. God help me, wife wants a Tebow jersey.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 10:56 AM EST reply actions
Last night at the GoDaddy Bowl
Saw a guy in a jersey that was Broncos on the front, Brees/Saints on the back. By far not the weirdest article of clothing at the GoDaddy Bowl, but it caught my eye.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Ha - I'm sure this has been linked but ...
Anyway. James has taken to the Twitter and Facebook to more or less address the fact he in no way killed five hookers while he was at SMU. Well, he sort of touches on it, actually, linking to this piece posted yesterday about how James is the victim of a “Google Bomb.” Tweets James, or whoever it is he pays to do his tweeting: “They’re a headache, but they won’t slow down this campaign.” If you say so. Though, clearly, those comments on his own campaign’s Facebook page won’t do him any favors.
http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2012/01/craig_james_sort_of_addresses.php
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 9, 2012 10:57 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
LOL, first comment is from Swindle
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 9, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
Note the first comment
D Magazine’s Frontburner blog has also been talking about it.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 9, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
I can't slow down something that's already dead in the water, Mr. James.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 9, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Well played, Ramzy, well played.
It pains me to say that to a buckeye, but the acrostic (that’s still up), is just full of win.
If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'. - Terry Pratchett - 'The Colour of Magic'
the background picture on his twitter account is creepy as hell
it’s huge, so i guess i won’t bother to post it
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Wasn't Mango Stasi the mastermind of all of this?
We should probably start on that alter to him.
BTW, since this is in the Observer, a politics heavy periodical, I do hope this isn’t co-opted by politics in general. The original motives were so righteous, so pure and it doesn’t deserve to be sullied by those who use it for political whatever.
Google's homepage celebrates too much shit.
The Observer is the weekly rag
Yes, they cover City Hall, but they also cover the local music scene pretty well, which is nice cuz the Morning News sure as hell ain’t gonna. Besides, cat’s out of the bag — like I say, D Magazine’s blog had a couple of mentions of it last month.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 9, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
The handful of pubs I've seen reference this . . .
. . . have noted that Craig isn’t a target for his politics but rather because he is so thoroughly disliked by college football fans. We should compile those links and send them all to Bristol, lest they get ideas about bringing him back after his campaign ends.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Man, I hate nights with nothing but reruns on TV.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 9, 2012 11:00 AM EST reply actions 33 recs
Did I just still this and claim it as my own?
yes I did
by ItsComplicated on Jan 9, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
Well played
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
Mauer
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
clap clap clap clap clap
That’s good trollin’ there son.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Roll Tide y'all
stuck at work. furk. getting reports in from N.O. Apparently LSU fans like to drink and get loud. who knew?
also was forwarded a pic of Fearless Leader under what strongly resembles an overpass.
looking forward to what I hope is a great game. i hope the people who are threatening to not watch change their mind. last game of the season and all.
i’ll make no prediction as to the winner b/c i don’t know anything. i am pretty sure that both teams will score more than last game.
RTR
I’ll grovel, as I do.
I will watch
But just because it’s football, not because I’m actually excited about the matchup.
Imma hang up and listen
Roll Tide!
Must be one of those hidden, under an overpass restaurants that only the locals know about.
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 9, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
Under an overpass?
Mush have been having a Real Good Time.
THE EDSBS NEUTRALS ROOTING THREAD
Because I’m a sucker for census’s, copy the list and add your name to which team you’re rooting for if you’re not an Alabama or an LSU fan.
Alabama:
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
.
Alabama:
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Meteor:
gtne91
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
.
Alabama:
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 9, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
I really appreciate y'all rooting for a meteor to hit my Dad.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Shouldn't have been standin' there
/my go to response to news of someone getting hit with anything
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
is this the meteor line?
Time to kill kerbals to prepare an escape vehicle
JD’s like, "you want some f*&#ing pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, b*#&hes!"- RCCook
LSB: "Oh s#*t, JD. You crazy!"
I think y'all know
Alabama:
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Allicolls
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
...
Alabama:
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
The Bad Guy from “Sum of All Fears”:
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
yep
…
Alabama:
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Irishjugg
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from "Sum of All Fears":
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Steretypical Auburn fan says
…
Alabama:
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Irishjugg
Tuco
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from “Sum of All Fears”:
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
. . .
Alabama:
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Irishjugg
Tuco
Silver Britches (and I have a degree from Alabama)
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from "Sum of All Fears":
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
Commenter: Tell us your best "crazy fan" story.
Spencer: Oh, that's commenter Silver Britches, who caught a train hobo-style to the Cocktail Party.
by Silver Britches on Jan 9, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
never actually read one or watched the other
just know it involves someone wanting to blow up a sporting event.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
I want to destroy.
but mile high would be near the top of the list of things.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
-
Alabama:
LSU: Nick Petrilli, lhb98, itscomplicated
by ItsComplicated on Jan 9, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
Doesn't look like it
Hence why the game will be so fun to watch, because it will feel like being on a team SB Nation
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
...
Alabama:
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Allicolis
El Andy
LesMilesEatsGrass
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Allicolis
El Andy
itscomplicated
Burrito electrico
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 9, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
<>
… Alabama:
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Allicolis
El Andy
MtnEer_in_SC
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 9, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
Here goes...
Alabama:
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Irishjugg
El Andy
Les Miles Eats Grass
itscomplicated
Burrito electro
Mtn_Eer_in_SC
Gator Cub
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from “Sum of All Fears”:
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Ok.
Alabama:
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Irishjugg
El Andy
Les Miles Eats Grass
itscomplicated
Burrito electro
Mtn_Eer_in_SC
Gator Cub
Specter177
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from "Sum of All Fears":
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Alabama:
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Irishjugg
El Andy
Les Miles Eats Grass
itscomplicated
Burrito electro
Mtn_Eer_in_SC
Gator Cub
Gamecock2002
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from "Sum of All Fears":
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 9, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
title
Alabama:
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Irishjugg
El Andy
Les Miles Eats Grass
itscomplicated
Burrito electro
Mtn_Eer_in_SC
Gator Cub
Gamecock2002
Never Leave College
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from “Sum of All Fears”:
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Jan 9, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
Fuck it
Alabama: Mango Stasi
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Irishjugg
El Andy
Les Miles Eats Grass
itscomplicated
Burrito electro
Mtn_Eer_in_SC
Gator Cub
Gamecock2002
Never Leave College
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from "Sum of All Fears":
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
by Mango Stasi on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Contrarian bitch
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
I'll Play Dept:
Alabama*: Mango Stasi
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Irishjugg
El Andy
Les Miles Eats Grass
itscomplicated
Burrito electro
Mtn_Eer_in_SC
Gator Cub
Gamecock2002
Never Leave College
SKLM
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from “Sum of All Fears”:
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
- Awabama fans remind me too much of Notre Dame fans (except for the winning part)
-
Alabama*: Mango Stasi
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Irishjugg
El Andy
Les Miles Eats Grass
itscomplicated
Burrito electro
Mtn_Eer_in_SC
Gator Cub
Gamecock2002
Never Leave College
SKLM
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from "Sum of All Fears":
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
Awabama fans remind me too much of Notre Dame fans (except for the winning part)
49er16
My position on the issue:
Alabama*: Mango Stasi
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Irishjugg
El Andy
Les Miles Eats Grass
itscomplicated
Burrito electro
Mtn_Eer_in_SC
Gator Cub
Gamecock2002
Never Leave College
SKLM
saxattack29
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from “Sum of All Fears”:
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Somehow y'all all copied the one without me in it (and of course my opinion is important) so here's the full list.
Alabama*: Mango Stasi
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Allicolls
Irishjugg
El Andy
Les Miles Eats Grass
itscomplicated
Burrito electro
Mtn_Eer_in_SC
Gator Cub
Gamecock2002
Never Leave College
SKLM
saxattack29
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from "Sum of All Fears":
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I'm in.
Alabama*: Mango Stasi
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Allicolls
Irishjugg
El Andy
Les Miles Eats Grass
itscomplicated
Burrito electro
Mtn_Eer_in_SC
Gator Cub
Gamecock2002
Never Leave College
SKLM
saxattack29
softbatch
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from “Sum of All Fears”:
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
Gotta root for Les
Alabama*: Mango Stasi
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Allicolls
Irishjugg
El Andy
Les Miles Eats Grass
itscomplicated
Burrito electro
Mtn_Eer_in_SC
Gator Cub
Gamecock2002
Never Leave College
psuphiman80
SKLM
saxattack29
softbatch
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from "Sum of All Fears":
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
In
Gotta root for Les
Alabama*: Mango Stasi
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Allicolls
Irishjugg
El Andy
Les Miles Eats Grass
itscomplicated
Burrito electro
Mtn_Eer_in_SC
Gator Cub
Gamecock2002
Never Leave College
psuphiman80
SKLM
saxattack29
softbatch
wahoocrew
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from “Sum of All Fears”:
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Also on #teamles
Gotta root for Les
Alabama*: Mango Stasi
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Allicolls
Irishjugg
El Andy
Les Miles Eats Grass
itscomplicated
Burrito electro
Mtn_Eer_in_SC
Gator Cub
Gamecock2002
Never Leave College
psuphiman80
SKLM
saxattack29
softbatch
wahoocrew
An ’eer with a beer
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from "Sum of All Fears":
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 9, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
Can an Auburn fan be considered a "neutral"?
Alabama*: Mango Stasi
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Allicolls
Irishjugg
El Andy
Les Miles Eats Grass
itscomplicated
Burrito electro
Mtn_Eer_in_SC
Gator Cub
Gamecock2002
Never Leave College
psuphiman80
SKLM
saxattack29
softbatch
wahoocrew
An ’eer with a beer
Ardbeg
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from “Sum of All Fears”:
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
Auburn fans are generally Chaotic Neutral
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 9, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Put me down for LSU.
Or team Fat Man.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
So:
Alabama*: Mango Stasi
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Allicolls
Irishjugg
El Andy
Les Miles Eats Grass
itscomplicated
Burrito electro
Mtn_Eer_in_SC
Gator Cub
Gamecock2002
Never Leave College
psuphiman80
SKLM
saxattack29
softbatch
wahoocrew
An ’eer with a beer
Ardbeg
alexanderkotov
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from "Sum of All Fears":
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
If y'all don't know where i stand on this, we got issues.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Reply fail, so I'll do it again:
Alabama*: Mango Stasi
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Allicolls
Irishjugg
El Andy
Les Miles Eats Grass
itscomplicated
Burrito electro
Mtn_Eer_in_SC
Gator Cub
Gamecock2002
Never Leave College
psuphiman80
SKLM
saxattack29
softbatch
wahoocrew
An ’eer with a beer
Ardbeg
alexanderkotov
Silver Britches (and I have a degree from Alabama)
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from “Sum of All Fears”:
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
Commenter: Tell us your best "crazy fan" story.
Spencer: Oh, that's commenter Silver Britches, who caught a train hobo-style to the Cocktail Party.
by Silver Britches on Jan 9, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
In
Alabama*: Mango Stasi
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Allicolls
Irishjugg
El Andy
Les Miles Eats Grass
itscomplicated
Burrito electro
Mtn_Eer_in_SC
Gator Cub
Gamecock2002
Never Leave College
psuphiman80
SKLM
saxattack29
softbatch
wahoocrew
An ’eer with a beer
Ardbeg
alexanderkotov
Silver Britches (and I have a degree from Alabama)
Onestatewest
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from "Sum of All Fears":
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
by Onestatewest on Jan 9, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
SO SAY WE ALL EXCEPT THE MANGO
Alabama*: Mango Stasi
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Allicolls
Irishjugg
El Andy
Les Miles Eats Grass
itscomplicated
Burrito electro
Mtn_Eer_in_SC
Gator Cub
Gamecock2002
Never Leave College
psuphiman80
SKLM
saxattack29
softbatch
wahoocrew
An ’eer with a beer
Ardbeg
alexanderkotov
Silver Britches (and I have a degree from Alabama)
Onestatewest
Torgo’s Executive Powder
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from “Sum of All Fears”:
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 9, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
Mango not know
Mango just…pawn in game of life
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
And there goes Freek
summing up in one image why LSU is the consensus choice.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
by Gator Cub on Jan 9, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
YA'LL ARE SOME NO GOOD HATIN' HATERZ
Now if you’ll excuse me I need to work on my illiteracy, lack of hygiene, alcoholism, and casual racism. Bammers have been doing this all their lives, I have less than 12 hours.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 9, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you know you've been working on your alcoholism befoer now
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
I'm a drunkard, they're alcoholics.
There’s a world of difference. I need to cast aside my normal inebriated bonhomie in favor of bitter drunkeness tapered by generations of failure and inbreeding.
Alcoholics go to meetings, amirite?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
"...illiteracy, lack of hygiene, alcoholism, and casual racism..."
And that differs from Louisiana how, exactly?
Louisiana does it with French accents?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
Casual racism
different than thinly veiled racism
by ItsComplicated on Jan 9, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
casual apparently involves fire hoses
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
Fire hose?
Major Wright has nothing to do with this.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 9, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
Team don't care?
blanx.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I cannot tell a lie - I picked 'Bama in my Bowl Pool.
I’ve been out of the running since, um, what, the Liberty Bowl? But at any rate, pride is on the line. So, Mango, you are no longer standing alone.
Alabama*:
Mango Stasi
Go Big Rev
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Allicolls
Irishjugg
El Andy
Les Miles Eats Grass
itscomplicated
Burrito electro
Mtn_Eer_in_SC
Gator Cub
Gamecock2002
Never Leave College
psuphiman80
SKLM
saxattack29
softbatch
wahoocrew
An ’eer with a beer
Ardbeg
alexanderkotov
Silver Britches (and I have a degree from Alabama)
Onestatewest
Torgo’s Executive Powder
Meteor:
gtne91
CoastalCowbell
The Bad Guy from "Sum of All Fears":
Philander Chase’s Sweatervest
Now, is there a reason Alabama got asterisked upthread, or are we all just too damn lazy?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
thassa rec
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
and now you know....
How we MtnEers feel before every BCS Bowl.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Hey, you had pretty much every Gamecock fan with you for this BCS Bowl.
/thinks about 70 points scored on Clemson
//giggles
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Jan 9, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Alabama
As much as I appreciate the Hat, I do have a few family connections to Tuscaloosa and none to Baton Rouge. After the spring my aunt and uncle had this past year, I do a tiny Roll Tide for them
Plus a Bama win = more Chaos.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 11:25 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Chaos would be fun.
I’m hoping for either an LSU curb-stomping (because they’ve been the best team I’ve seen all year) or Bama to win on an egregiously bad call so the AP pollsters have a difficult decision to make tomorrow.
i'm loving all the hate from the haterz.
just kidding though i do like that everyone is cheering against us. that is the way it should be. would everyone be cheering for LSU if they were playing Okie St? My guess is that most people would be but not everyone.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
Y'know, I'm not sure what I'd have done for LSU/OSU
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 9, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
Probably would still have rooted for The Hat....
He is an agent of Chaos.
HAIL ERIS!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 9, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
hive-ish
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
I'd be pulling for Alabama had they won the first time
That felt gross, but it’s true
by ItsComplicated on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
I'd be for The Hat over anybody except Auburn and Ole Miss.
Although it felt a little bit dirty to type that.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I feel the same
he’s just too damn awesome
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jan 9, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
In the ESPN commercial
where he’s standing behind the kid saying, “Can you imagine yourself sitting here in front of millions of viewers? I can, too.” He makes ME want to come play for him.
I got to meet Schnelly at the hotel Louisville was using for the WVU game back in 1985 — just a quick “How’s it going, coach?” and a quick handshake in passing. Les is a guy I’d love to get to meet as well.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 9, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
yep, basically why i'm for LSU
although, going off what itscomplicated said, i wonder if alabama won the first time if i’d want them to win instead. hmmm.
by willbechampions on Jan 9, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
If Bama won the first time I'd be rooting even harder for LSU
because when #TeamChaos is coached by Les Miles, that is definitely the team I’m on.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
If Bama loses, that will be 3 straight losses to LSU
You know Finebaum’s callers will take that piece of news well.
And six straight loses by Saban to "worse" teams
LSU 2011*
LSU 2011
Auburn 2010
LSU 2010
South Carolina 2010
Utah 2008*
* season year
what about 2009?
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Wouldn't "6 straight" imply that he hasn't beaten any teams considered inferior
in that time span? I love a good Saban troll as much as the next guy, but six “upsets” in four years isn’t too bad, especially considering three of those would have come to eventual national champions.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 9, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
The point is, I think,
that Bama fans refuse to believe, at least since 2008, that any other team could possibly be better, scoreboard be damned.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Auburn was better than Alabama last year.
Hope you were sitting down for that.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Exactly.
I know a lot of Alabama fans, and I don’t know a single one who claims that Alabama was the better team last year. Just that they had a chance to win the game, that’s all.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 9, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
Six straight implies that all of the loses in that time were to inferior teams
or so I was told by most Bama fans after each loss. If a team is averaging over a loss a year to worse teams, it’s a sign of poor coaching.
gotta come to BR next year too.
/pleasepleasepleaseplease
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I think this has more to do with events from previous days from anything
I was rooting for Alabama until the incident.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
Havent been on as much the last few days
what incident?
Is it the Updyke fandom on Bourbon Street?
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 9, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
BamaThrasher
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
Did he Handsome Dan the site? I missed this too.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
That whole fanpost got nuked
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
posted someone's name who didn't want their name posted
then started being a ‘i dare you to ban me’ type jerk
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
God Lord.
What… what happened? Or is it too spidery to even summarize?
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Suffice to say, he started posting peoples real names, saying that he wanted to get banned so that he could quit coming here.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Well thank god I took that power out of his hands
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
Well that's weird. Just quit coming.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Do like I do, get really busy.
Sidenote: Who was the guy who could possibly work for ADEM? I’m almost positive I’ve been on multiple conference calls with him over the past 2 months.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jan 9, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
Happy to have missed that.
(Unless, of course, he mentioned my name.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
co-signed.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
interesting re that dude.
hate to see someone pull a Harvey on this board. good riddance.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
If is was OSU, I would be watching the game
Probably pulling for OSU, but just happy the “right” teams were involved.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
You say right
Yet that term is subjective
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
#teamOkieState
one aOSU is as good as another, yes?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
It's not hate for Alabama per se
It’s more admiration and hope for fun things from Les Miles.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
I would. Can't have Gundy winning a title.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I will probably watch the Arsenal-Leeds replay on Fox Soccer when I get home from work . . .
. . . and there’s a decent chance I’ll see a higher scoring game than you do.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
interesting to see the love for the Hat.
i have to admit that he’s grown on me the past two years. i used to think he was a joke but now have a ton of respect for him. i’ve always liked LSU and that’s coming from a Bama fan who pretty much hates everyone else.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
YAIS
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions 10 recs
dunno
search over at And The Valley Shook for her Mo Vs series and watch them.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
The Brad Wing one was the only one I saw.
That wink she does above isn’t even the best bit of that video.
her one against Tyrann Matheiu was pretty funny.
Seeing as she is, um, bigger than him.
/he’s small without the pads and stuff on and she’s 6ft with long arms (hence goalie)
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Looks like "Welcome to LSU"
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Geaux
Alabama:
LSU:
Nick Petrilli
lhb98
Allicolls
ben in dc
FEARLESS LEADER on the Brando show this morning
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by PodKATT on Jan 9, 2012 11:07 AM EST reply actions 9 recs
Brando looks like he was worried that Fearless Leader was going to leave him hanging.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
Look at him, leaving the shirt unbuttoned to shoe off the carpet
SOMEONE’S MAKING A STATEMENT FOLKS
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
Somebody got all cocky after his airboat ride
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Jan 9, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
You meant mustache ride, no?
FSU back-2-back state champs!! 52-14
by CashvilleNole on Jan 9, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
first thought is in the voice of the guy in the scene from independence day right after they try nuking the aliens over houston
- crackle * CHEST HAIR REMAINS * crackle pop * repeat CHEST HAIR REMAINS
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So has Swindle always been so jacked?
He looks like he had to pull back on the pound so he wouldn’t knock Brando outta his chair
by ItsComplicated on Jan 9, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
I, I work out.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That songs beat is amazing
We will not speak ill of it
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
You should be thanking me for choosing the least banananana hammock of the possible gifs
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
Why can't Esiason's fist be traveling much faster?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 9, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
he doesn't have an NFL arm?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Rec'd.
Being a UNC man, Dad couldn’t teach me much about college football, but he did teach me to never trust a Maryland Terrapin.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 9, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
I like how Cowher looks around to make sure the other guys are going to join him.
Also Shannon Sharpe facepalmed more than Tebowed.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
Taking a cue from Bruce Lee and demonstrating the silent potency of the "1-Inch Pound"
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Jan 9, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions
I thought that cue was from Saban's honeymoon.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Enjoying the OSU and LSU helmets, also known as
DISRESPECTIN BAMA PAWWWWWWWL.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Houston is underwater.
Gonna start working on that ark. Everyone have a good day now.
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Reminds me of Atlanta
2008: drought, Perdue praying for rain
2009: LOL
by kizzak on Jan 9, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yes, at one point we were days away from having to boil drinking water
Then LOLZ ALL THE FLOOD DAMAGE
Imma hang up and listen
Turn around! Don't Drown!
Just glad I got home that day
by ItsComplicated on Jan 9, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
Rec'd for what appears to be the Great American Scream Machine.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
ESPN First Take?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions
One of my favorite roller coasters ever.
Not incredibly high, or fast, or powerful, but those hills still give you that wonderful feeling in the pit of your stomach.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 9, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ride in the back
Feels like it’s coming off the tracks
by ItsComplicated on Jan 9, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
:brain explodes from joke possibilities:
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Never even considered that
So not thinking right this morning
by ItsComplicated on Jan 9, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
Back in 1994ish, they were running it with the cars turned backwards.
In other words, the cars would travel in the same direction, but the riders were facing backwards.
My favorite is the Mind Bender, but Superman is pretty awesome too.
by softbatch on Jan 9, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Batman is also good for weeding out the idiot population
and also demonstrating that you can decapitate a person without the head actually coming off.
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Jan 9, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
I enjoy Batman as well.
But seeing as how my favorite thing in the world is riding Tower of Terror, I’m clearly all in on the stomach-drop type of coaster.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Goliath @ SFoGA actually impressed me, too
especially with its initial high drop and steep banks on the apex of hills, just dangling you out there.
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Jan 9, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
Avoid if you have anything approaching lower back problems
That and Son of Beast @ Kings Island might be responsible for my occasional disk problems. Ugh.
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Jan 9, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
Rode Son of Beast once
I was 15 so no problems
by ItsComplicated on Jan 9, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
my once tricked my mom (who doesn't like rollercoasters) into riding the Beast by telling her we were in line for the Log Ride.
She, of course, hurts her back and the doctor she has to see for the next half year says that her x-rays look like she was slammed into a concrete wall.
My dad was so far beyond the dog house for that one, light from the dog house would take a hundred years to even reach him.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ninja at Six Flags is the worst
They should have a chiropractor right outside the exit.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
< puts on Nick Petrelli hat >
If it’s not Cedar Point, it’s crap!
< takes of Nick Petrelli hat >
/just teasin’, Nicky
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I don't like Roller Coasters
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
Why am I not surprised.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
It's a fat person thing
I also don’t do waterslides without tubes because I get way too close to the lip going down with nothing.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Simpsons did it!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
Me neither.
It’s an inner-ear thing.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Old picture requires old reply:
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 9, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
thassa rec.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
COTG has still not given us any rain this year
/Haven’t had rain since the beginning of October
//I am enjoy the 60 degree days.
I'm sitting shirtless in my office because every article of clothing I am/was wearing is drenched. Hope no one comes in.
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Tim Tebow is the most famous white bronco since OJ's.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 9, 2012 11:17 AM EST reply actions 17 recs
/laughs
//feels shame for laughing
///face palms
////recs
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
Flagged for listening to Cowherd
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 9, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
It's the fact that he gets paid money
to be that smug that takes all the fun out of it.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
And a lot of money, at that.
Seriously, fuck Cowherd. I have no problem listening to people who have different opinions about sports than I do. I don’t even have a problem listening to people who are dicks about it. But about three years ago or so, Cowherd decided that he was actually a better person than most of his listeners, and decided to devote a great deal of his show to talking about how he was smarter than the listeners… how he made better life choices than the listeners… so I stopped being a listener. If I want to hear about what a moron I am, I’ll call an ex-girlfriend.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 9, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
Better life choices?
I’m pretty sure I pay a hell of a lot less alimony than he does. Not to mention that, if he out-earns me, it’s not by much, and at least I can sleep at night about what I do for a living.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
And he's winning
cause you’re listening.
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jan 9, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
schrutebag makes skip bayless sound like a rhodes scholar
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
I actually wouldn't mind listening in on him and Stephen A's slapfight this morning
Imma hang up and listen
On First Take today, they essentially played Stephen A's voicemail from January 1
Wishing Skip a Happy New Year and Stephen A calling out Skip’s Tebowmania. Then they played a clip saying the Steelers defense would crush Tebow.
Cut to live, Stephen A gave Tebow all the credit, while Skip just sat there and smiled smugly.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 9, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
A voicemail from Stephen A. Smith?
Sir, I think you have discovered the worst thing in the universe.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
THE NOO YAWK KNICKERBOCKERS
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 9, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
Excellent point
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 9, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
From which blog did he steal his opinion today?
Fuck that guy. Today. Tomorrow. And always.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 9, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fairness to Cowherd
had the safety been in (thanks, missing spleen) that almost certainly would not have been a TD.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Had the ref not blown the whistle on the lateral
the game would have been out of reach. Decker was also injured too it was a wash.
It wasn’t the secondary’s fault. Non-believer LeBeau did not respect TEBOW and continuted to play Mundy and Polamalu as LBs. Gay and Taylor were hung out to dry the whole game. LeBeau is a decent DC but he called a worse game than Kevin Steele did that game.
Coming into the game, LeBeau had no reason to respect Tebow's throwing ability
And Kansas City killed Denver using similar schemes. That said, I was surprised Pittsburgh didn’t make more defensive adjustments than they did.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
On the other hand,
3 points in the second half.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Marquette: Nazi Training Ground?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:23 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
looks like of like a dali-esque elephant head
he’s saying Roll TAHD
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
That pose aside, I always thought more Three Stooges-Curly audition
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 9, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
Associate Minister for Silly Walks?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Nope. Just a big John Cleese fan.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 9, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Hived
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
It's a front
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
Don't give Dan Brown ideas
they will be his first and might asplode his head.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
Syracuse: West Side, yo.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
"LOOK! LOOK WHAT YOUR DAMN DOG DID!"
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 9, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"AND THEN I PUT THE CAP IN HIS ASS"
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
Freakin' Boeheim.....
He’s as big a pain in Wf’nV’s ass as we are in John Thompson III’s
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 9, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
More offensive to me . . .
Buzz Williams makes $2 million a year. He’s wearing a suit. Buy some real, fucking dress shoes you clown.
http://beyondthearc.nbcsports.com/2011/03/30/marquette-rewards-buzzs-sweet-16-run-with-new-deal/
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 9, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't they have to have rubber soles due to bball court?
Or something
by ItsComplicated on Jan 9, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
The rubber on dress shoes would scuff it more
But leather would have shit traction.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
You can get Johnston & Murphy's . . . .
. . . with a strip of rubber inset in a leather sole under the balls of your feet. You can buy the Nike Cole Haan things (or get them for free if Marquette has a shoe deal). There are better, more appropriate options.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
they look like Doc Marten soles
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 9, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
That's cold, bro.....
Accurate, but cold…
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 9, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
THAT is my FOOT in your FACE.
Smell the embarrassment.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 9, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Off-topic, but thanks everyone for the supportive and helpful tweets last night!
Uncle is feeling much better and has a doctor appointment for today to figure out what’s going on. That was waaaaay too much excitement for a GoDaddy bowl.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Reading Steeler posts on the PG Blog
Someone is critizing Tomlin for having Farrior call tails on the coin toss.
Does the argument involve high altitude and air resistance per side?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 9, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
...
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
MIKEY WANT WAVY TALE!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Auto-rec for Gummy.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
Are you flipping a Euro or a South African rand?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 9, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
CHUCK NOLL ALWAYS CALLED HEADS!
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
/Bears and Steelers flip coin
//Steelers win
///Draft Terry Bradshaw
RAEG.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Probably the same guy who wrote the How to Win at Rock Paper Scissors article on yahoo a few weeks ago
Imma hang up and listen
It was something on the lines of
Belechick would have called heads.
Bill Belichick also . . .
. . . would have had secret camera footage of the referee’s last six coin flips.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Of course it's okay
I want to kill 80% of the losers who comment at Niners Nation.
/Alex Smith is just as good as Joe Montana!
That was actually said
I have a theory about that statement though. It was made for two reasons. A) The 49ers haven’t been to the playoffs in forever so the fanbase is desperate. B)Smith has been with the 49ers forever so the fanbase is experiencing some sort of Stockholm Syndrome with him which they believe he’s just as good as Montana or Brady.
at least their positive
I have to put up with fans who think the Super Bowl is the steelers – our fanbase has really turned into Alabama
I'd settle for a team of non-asshats
So glad Antonio Brown finds time to dance after every catch no matter the score or clock situation, and that Mike Wallace will never bother to fight for a ball, or that defense prefers to talk and pose after every play yet folds whenever someone stands up to them. I was starting to loathe this team.
If a(n alleged) rapist is the least annoying part of your team
then you have problems.
Free at last!
Problems, yes, and 6 rings...
HATERZ
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 9, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
I used to Ben off the field
While all the other good QBs try to pretend they are above it all Ben was Grade 100% white trash. Brady and Manning would never go on WWE Raw. Then he starting raping people. Sad.
Tangental
When exactly did everyone agree to ignore the fact that Kobe Bryant is a rapist?
Free at last!
because he won a title
actually Ben doesn’t really get heat for it anymore in the media either
Redemption (of winning) doesn't cover all character flaws
Just self-destructive ones like Josh Hamilton.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
ESPN dangled something shiny, folks got distracted.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 9, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
To be fair, it worked for Kobe as well (for a while)
Remember that bling he put on the wife’s hand after that whole thing?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Now I aint sayin she a golddigger
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 9, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But she ain't messin with no law students
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 9, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
unless they're interning for her divorce lawyer
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
But she's not messing with any guys in the lower tax brackets?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
I have a lot of conflicted feelings about Big Ben
He’s clearly the best football player my school has ever produced. And he seemed like a reasonably decent kid in college. I’ve sometimes wondered whether the motorcycle accident damaged the region of his brain that governs impulse control. (Seriously. That can happen.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
N.B.: I can't bring myself to root for Pittsburgh any more . . .
. . . and was pulling hard for the Broncos yesterday.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Any time I see "pulling hard"
I am reminded of a fellow Astros fan who became convinced that “pulling for the team” was his rally cap.
He needed a shitton of lotion last year.
Free at last!
/ crosses Houston off list of ballparks I want to visit
// well, maybe a standing-room-only ticket
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Through about three degrees of separation
I “know” the woman who was driving the minivan. Her name got broadcast, and she immediately started receiving death threats from Steeler fans, even though she is literally a little old lady.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 9, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
hell, i'd giver her a medal
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure the accident didn't help
Of course, you might also argue that poor impulse control played a role in the accident.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 9, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
...who's the good guy?
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jan 9, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
Heading back from Mobile.
First a thanks to the city for putting on a great show! It’s a great city, the people are fantastic, the parade was a blast to shoot, and such a fun time with the Red Wolf fans that invaded the city. Havung said that, DIE IN A FUCKIN FIRE YOU FUCKFACE REFS!!!!
by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 9, 2012 11:53 AM EST via Android app reply actions 1 recs
Thanks for coming!
Glad you had a good time, aside from the game on the field. I was definitely rooting for y’all (one of my teams just hired your head coach and y’all hired my other team’s OC so I think we’re permanently linked now). Everyone was impressed with how well the Arkansas State fans turned out and how loud y’all were. Thankfully it was the warmest game we’ve had in a few years so the turnout was decent. Hope you got to eat some good seafood!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Got some good seafood at the tailgate.
Didn’t make it to Winstell’s? Oyster House unfortunately. Got to eat at Buck’s Pizza which was wonderful. Ya’ll have some great bars, The Garage and Boo Radley’s were the best.
by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 9, 2012 12:04 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
The Garage is our version of Cheers.
Everybody knows your name.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Norm!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPqPAKqzx7M
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
boo radley's
haven’t heard that name in a while. used to be one in Tuscaloosa for a while.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
We went there Friday and Saturday night.
One highlight of the trip was Saturday. Walking up, two preppy guys were having the usual drunken standoff. Talking a bunch but not doing anything. Insults and middle fingers were exchanged but as one guy was walking away, random drunk dude not involved hurls a piece of cardboard at him. No punches thrown but entertaining anyway.
by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 9, 2012 1:24 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I was at the Garage for the Saints game on Saturday night.
Was surprised not to see many of your fans there.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I have expired my Sam Adams Winter supply on the Tebow and am without
for this BCS match. And I’m at work. It’s raining. Chloe isn’t bitching on Twitter.
This is rock bottom,right?
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 9, 2012 11:58 AM EST reply actions
It could get worse
UCLA could hire Jim Mora Jr………..oh
We got Erickson's sloppy seconds for OC from ASU too.
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 9, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Criminally underused photo for this site.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
Scary thought of the day:
Unless you’re an Alabama fan, you will most likely agree with TAMMY’s talking points on PAWL today.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 12:10 PM EST reply actions
screaming points?
I missed her call.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
Just throwing this out ...
I didn’t think Tom Hammond could look more crazy but that fucker really pulled it off this past weekend.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 9, 2012 12:13 PM EST reply actions
OMG, you LOOKED at the Hammond?
You’re supposed to flip channels when they go for the booth shot.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
His dark sorcery of immortality starts to wear off near the end of the season.
This offseason will require a major blood ritual.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously if his skin came off and it turned out he was a Terminator I would not have been surprised.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 9, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
...
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
death's head floating over notre dame stadium?
sounds right.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
I am become Hammond. Destroyer of telecasts
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
What is the black dot that appears bottom left of Hazymmondias?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 9, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
YOUR DOOM.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Holy crap, I appear to have posted that drunk.
/notdrunk
//yet
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 9, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
I made that gif from the original hre image
And in my early days of GIMP editing, I accidentally put that in there. Everyone kinda liked it for its ominous ambiguity, so we left it in.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 9, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
I don't get all the Hammond hatred
but maybe that’s from listening to Hammond and Conley do JP Sports games for threeve years until ESPN bought the SEC.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
Visual Representation of the Alabama offense
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 9, 2012 12:16 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
not enough bama bangs
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Sarah Chalke: underrated.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 9, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
OTHER BECKY!
/preferred Original Becky
//preferred Darlene over both
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
What can I say
my weakness is brunettes.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
and I suppose that goes for ANY brunette?
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 9, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
Not all, no.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
I'll grant that Sara Gilbert has not aged gracefully.
But it was as much personality as looks.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
Personalities are for real girls.
My Hollywood dames need to be hot.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 9, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
To redeem myself, it's not like she's an OMG obsession or anything
Hell, she wouldn’t even be top-100 on an overall list.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
/ican'tfaptothis.jpeg
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Also:
Tebow would have hit Braff in the back of the head and made Scrubs the #1 comedy of all time.
Free at last!
Tebow+hit+back of head
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
too tight of a spiral
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
Dammit you all are busy fuckers this morning
it’s like there’s something to be excited about or some shit.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
You heard wrong. It was the last touchdown of the year not the last game.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Jan 9, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
are you also feeling a tingling in your right side?
you may be having a stroke.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
Well, the GoDaddy Bowl was a barn-burner.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
as in "NIU burns down ASU's barn"
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Didn't hit the over, though.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
They should have made the 4th quarter available only online.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 9, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/still kinda scared of Jillian
Up top, bro. Me too.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 9, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Vick couldn't win regular season games and Ryan can't win in the playoffs.
Can we combine the two?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
NCG Drinking game
http://kegsneggsblog.com/2012/01/09/your-bcs-national-championship-drinking-game/
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Jesus.
The first rule alone would kill you.
But at least when you call me, you’ll call me the champ of the intensive care unit.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 9, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
The Tebow Rule: we are all f*cked
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, this would not work out well for anyone
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Chip Kelly is going to be on the broadcast tonight
pregame and halftime. Reason to watch.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Jan 9, 2012 12:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Saw him on the Gameday set with Chizik last night.
It was a little uncomfortable, but that might have just been me.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 9, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
You have to get used to Chip's way of dealing with the media
Let when he basically said “haters gonna hate” when asked about poor defense after winning the Rose Bowl last week.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
YAY BOWLS!
Eight of 70 bowl teams finished yr with losing records while 14 teams ended up 7-6.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
you know you watched most of those crappy bowls
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I'm sure there are lots of people in Detroit
smoking cheap crack at the moment too. Your point?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
but i have no reason to believe skywaker9 is smoking crack
if he wants to rip on crack, he can go right ahead.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Beats the hell out of 3-9 and no bowl.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 9, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously
who the fuck is darius hanks? Someone forgot to tell him not to poke the honey badger
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I had to Google him.
270 yards, 1 Touchdown. He’s probably right about Honey Badger and Claiborne not covering him, they’ll be on Alabama’s good receivers.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 9, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
Honey Badger will blow him up once just to teach him a lesson.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
Blow someone up on the national stage after hearing about passing attack?
How 2008 of you:
/i’m sorry chloe
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
That ball was in the air forever. That safety ran a mile and a half for that hit.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I still remember seeing that live
the stadium was crazy.
OK going deep on the first play and the CB is beat!
(OK Fans) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
UF fans see Major turn and streak at the sideline!
(UF Fans) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
BOOM!
(OK fans) ….
(UF Fans) FUCK YEAH YOU FUCKING FUCKER BOOOOOOOOOM
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
/boomer sooner
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
This is why receivers should not piss off the quarterback
Quarterbacks don’t have to throw a punch to win that fight.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
receivers?
did they clone marquis maze?
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
hived
beat me to it.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
receivers, plural?
unless we include Trent, I’m not sure that Bama has good receivers. a good receiver, yes, though I don’t expect a big game out of Maze given LSU’s secondary.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
he is your Worst Nightmare.
sadly he is probably our second best receiver. i have no clue why he talking smack. he has been a nonfactor all year and I would be stunned if he is anything more than that tonight.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
we call them split ends.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
Thought they were called "downfield blockers for Trent."
by ElRocco337 on Jan 9, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
if they could block half as well as Julio
I’d feel a lot better about the game. That dude was something else.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 9, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
So I accidentally watched the last episode of Game of Thrones first last night
Boy was that confusing
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i had a physics lecturer who wore the same brown sweatpants for about a month, and alternated between blue and black t shirts
also, socks with sandals.
physics department = fashion win.
by willbechampions on Jan 9, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
Should we talk about my 7th grade math teacher
who had her monday outfit, tuesday outfit and so on. We thought she was like 60 something in 1993. Turns out she won teacher of the year in 2010 for 7th grade, at the age of 54.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
I had multiple engineering professors
who had a Monday polo shirt, Tuesday polo shirt, etc.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
At least my chem 5 (advanced college chem for those who only need 5 hours for their engineering credits)
prof wore the same thing every day/week too. Plus he spiked his coffee. Plus he was there when my dad was there. Ahhhhh dr. beisel….
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 9, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
I put on whichever shirt is hanging on the left of the closet...
and the tie that I was told got paired with that shirt.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/owns one tie
//it has snoopy on it
///hasn’t worn a tie to class in years
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think I've worn the same shirt/tie/jacket combination for a couple months.
Lots of possible permutations in my wardrobe.
Nadolig Hapus
I would get in trouble if I wore whatever I wanted...
apparently, wearing a black tie, a tan shirt, and khaki pants makes you look suspicious…
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
But at least tomorrow belongs to you.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Saw a guy last night with his GoDaddy Bowl t-shirt tucked into his sweatpants.
And the requisite velcro tennis shoes. WINNAR.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
HEY DON'T BESMIRCH EZ-STRIDERS
they are extremely comfortable and cost $8.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
And I wear them to work in the yard....
because Mrs MtnEer pitches a fit if I track dirt in when I’m grabbing the next beer.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 9, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
I had a pair for fraternity 'work parties'
and other things that might result in me losing 1) my shoes 2) my dignity 3) any combo of 1&2
Really they were just a way to keep me from cutting my feet on broken glass and necessitating closed toes (sandals + sand + broken bottles = stitches)
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
i once had a student write in an eval "it wouldn't hurt to run a comb through your hair before class once in a while"
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
I once had one write
“more sundresses”
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 9, 2012 3:57 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
In his defense...
a southern girl in a sundress is one of the best things on this earth.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 9, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
did it include a 'winky face'?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 9, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
I had an instructor at a DEC training class
who was a Quebecois living in Alabama. Spoke with an incredible French accent mixed with southern drawl. She was blonde, about 5’6", perfect build, and on her last day wore what looked like tights made out of white cashmere, with a matching top.
When she walked into the room that last day the entire class fell silent instantly, and all I could think of was “Those soft, fuzzy sweaters, too magical to touch.”
Turned out she was a friend of another instructor I was friends with, so I got to have lunch with them. So I’ve got that.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 9, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
Are they required to weary shabby old clothes?
Is there some sort of proffessor clothing kit you can pick up at Goodwill?
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 9, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
For that matter, who teaches NFL quarterbacks to dress?
In postgame interviews last night, Tebow looked like an N’Sync reject, while Roethlisberger looked like an extra from “Good Fellas”.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 9, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
advantage Roethlisberger
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
"advantage Roethlisberger"
Unless you speak of sentence construction.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 9, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
Tim Tebow 3:16
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Tebow, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
He descended into the L column
but after the 3rd loss he won again.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 9, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions 30 recs
Strangely, it has many more recs than the fanpost
which took infinitely longer to create.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Not bad
Green in under 2 minutes
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
He ascended into the divisional round, and is seated at the right hand of the Elway.
He will play again in glory against the Patriots and the Texans,
and his contract will have no end.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 9, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Broncos-Texans and 49ers-Giants in the Conference Championship Games
I want chaos and everybody to have their heads explode trying to explain those matchups
And then when’s it’s a 49ers-Texans Super Bowl, watch as even more heads explode
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Well if its Broncos-Texans we can solve at least one question.
Which one did God bless more?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 9, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
That game would probably throw a wrench in advertising.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 9, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, 49ers are historically a good team.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 9, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
Anyone want to explain how Butch Davis
couldnt go better than 4-4 in the ACC with Yates as QB?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I just want Baltimore to die in a fire.
Everything else is negotiable.
#Teamstillhasn’tforgivenArtModellthatfuckinghellspawnedweasel
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 9, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
death is too kind
i want him to live forever burning in that fire
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
Does that moving company get ANY work in Baltimore County?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
They delivered a silver trophy all the way to Indianapolis with no smudges or dents.
I’d trust them.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 9, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
For every one they've delivered safely...therea are a couple that they have lost in transit
in New Orleans, New York, Pittsburgh.
Yes, but it's a tough business model.
The trucks always return empty.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 9, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why would anyone ever wanna leave Baltimore man, that's what I'm asking
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 9, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, but we got our team back without fucking over somebody else.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'm no Ravens fan...
When the Colts left so did my allegiance to whomever would replace them. I have rooted for the Patriots since that day and COTG has rewarded me by giving Pey-pey as my archenemy. (I was at Alabama for the Manning years…I’ve done LOTS of penance…the rewards have been worth it)
Not accusing you, per se.
But the general populace of Baltimore, however…
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
They better irrigate his fucking grave.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
They're working on it
http://www.dawgsbynature.com/2010/5/23/1484625/modell-grave-site-under
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
We agree...
The Baltimore Ravens can die in a fire!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
I love Baltimore's continuining bitterness towards Indy and the Colts
Nevermind that they did the same thing to Cleveland.
this is ripped off from grantland
but somebody suggested his name be changed to Tim Placebo because he appears to be working, even though everyone knows he doesn’t actually do anything
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I actually put this together last night
i never read Grantland, its pretty easy to do, just substitute one word in the real Biblical verse.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
no not what you wrote
what i wrote was ripped off.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
slow reaction time neverending story auto-rec
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
People wearing Bama T-shirts to work today in my building:
YER FIRED.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Thoughts that keep me from being successful
Shouldnt Clemson’s Death Valley be renamed Mile High Stadium?
Hey look, the Blue Jackets fired the coach gain.
I know, Hockey, but holy hell when is this team ever going to learn?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 9, 2012 1:05 PM EST reply actions
To learn to stop playing hockey in Ohio?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 9, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
Hey I'd rather have a shitty NBA team.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 9, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
/checks Google Maps
Yup, you can still drive from Columbus to Cleveland. You have one.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 9, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
SO SAY WE..... wait what?
no no no i’d rather have the crappy hockey
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 9, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey Jack Capuano's still inexplicably the Islanders' head coach!
/In before “LOOK! An actual Islander fan!”
Twitter: RyanMcD29
More importantly
We can all now guess where you grew up/live, within about 60 miles.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Amazing piece by an Oregon fan
On ex-Duck Cliff Harris showing up at the Rose Bowl: http://supwitchugirl.tumblr.com/post/15552249850/section-25
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Something like this?
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 9, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
OH! BRAVO!
We done smoked it ALL!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Auburn just hired Brian Van Gorder as DC
DO THE HAPPY DANCE
Also this needs to be shown everywhere:
I regret that I have but one computer to troll this website.
by Nick Fairleys Hitlist on Jan 9, 2012 2:59 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
T-minus 2 weeks until he quits
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 9, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Jan 9, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
Wrong picture - my lab is black.
Otherwise – yeah.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
That was our old cat.
He also would get very confused when it rained- he would run to the front door, go outside, then run back in after 10 seconds, hiss because we didn’t tell him it was raining, then run to the back door to see if it was raining in the backyard.
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