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When I got my puppy, we went out and bought toys for her. I got her 2 stuffed elephants to knaw on, to symbolize my hate of bama. When she plays with it, I tell her to "get her bammer." Is that too much hate? And no, I didn’t name her Jordan. (Wife wouldn’t let me)

by SEC Supremacist on Jan 7, 2012 2:55 PM EST reply actions  

I will allow this. It is dog-based.

/Rottweiler chomps on Chizik attack training sleeve

by Counter Trap on Jan 7, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Seems appropriate

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 7, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

too much Bama hate?

is that possible?

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

What kind of dog are we talking about?

In a few years, if you yell “get yer bammer” is she going to take down anyone wearing an elephant hat?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

German Shepherd

There are few to no bammers in Missouri

by SEC Supremacist on Jan 7, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

ROAD TRIP

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

When is the Bama-Mizzou game in Columbia?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 8, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

HERE BOY! GET YOUR BAMMER!

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 7, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

YAIS

Exactly who I had in mind

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

RANDIS

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The fins. They were just a little bit short.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 7, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, what the hell is this thing?

Is it like the QWOP of space games or something?

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Kerbal Space Program.

I’m amazed you didn’t know yet, what with commentariat being commentariat.

by Erik T on Jan 7, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I've seen allusions to it, clearly

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

download and play.

We’ll see you in a couple of weeks.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Kerbal Space Program

Currently the beta is free to download. They’re basically using everyone to work the kinks out. Once the game is finished, it won’t be free anymore.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

LINE BRAWL PROLLY GONNA HAPPEN

Things getting chippy in this Vancouver-Boston game

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 7, 2012 2:58 PM EST reply actions  

IT'S A FAKE

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 7, 2012 2:59 PM EST reply actions  

Off to take the Christmas tree to the landfill for recycling

Later.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 7, 2012 3:00 PM EST reply actions  

Nelly Alert

Just two more bowl games for him to show up… just… two… more…

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 7, 2012 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

Hey

When you call him, you call him the “champ”.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 7, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

But it's no longer Capital One Fortnight.

Why is he still showing up?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 7, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer oatmeal raisin to chocolate chip

COME ANT ME BRO

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Objectively.

Disordered.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

The GF combines them...

oatmeal raisin chocolate chip cookies, and they are delicious!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

this

though i prefer peanut butter to all else

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't like peanut butter in desserts...

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

#Teamchocolatechip

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 7, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

#teamsnickerdoodle

COME AT ME, BRO

"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73

I tawt I taw a Twitter feed!

by darthbubba on Jan 7, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

ant?

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

That is a pretty fortuitous typo, I must admit

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

"It was on purpose. I swear."

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

co-signed.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 7, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck all y'all.

/bakes snickerdoodles

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Seconded

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 7, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok guys. I'm excited for the NFL playoffs this weekend

Teams that traditionally struggle making it in for the win.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 3:04 PM EST reply actions  

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Heeheehee

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Niners, Packers, Giants... okay pretty normal so far

Falcons, Saints… okay getting weird….. LIONS… WHAT THE FUCK

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

You forgot the Bengals & Texans

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If you walk without plaid. You won't attract the worm.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

The AFC is irrelevant this year

The three best teams in football are in the NFC

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

you think the niners are better than the patriots?

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

The Patriots have beaten exactly one team with a winning record this year, with two wins against the 9-7 Jets. They are a paper tiger if I’ve ever seen one.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

The Jets went 8-8...

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 7, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Even better

I forgot the Jets lost that last game

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Jets were 8-8

They have no wins against teams with a winning record, and 1-2 against playoff teams (they beat Denver).

Twittering for no good reason.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 7, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY DIDJA KNOW CHARLIE WEIS COACHED TOMMY BRADY

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 7, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

The Packers somehow managed to lose to the Chiefs

All your arguments are invalid, sir.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

This is your reminder that the Saints got blown out by the Rams.

That is all.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Dont forget the Bucs too.

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 7, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

turned our season around

13-3, i’ll take it.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

A phenomenal piece of Iowa State self-deprecation.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no argument for that

However, the Packers also went 5-0 against teams currently in the playoffs

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

That's nice.

NOW GET YOUR CHEESE-EATING ASS TO THE FIESTA BOWL WHERE IT BELONGS

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Okay

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

this is weird. but true.

/so confused.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 7, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah that's true but not what I was saying.

I want the Packers to win but still happy those teams got in

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Lifetime member of the Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang Tribe.
If you walk without plaid. You won't attract the worm.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

No they're not

Packer, 49ers, and Saints are the best teams going right now, not necessarily in that order.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

But the Saints and 49ers are in the NFC West!

/remembers 3 division structure
//feels old

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 7, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Defense is the one thing that you can usually count on in the playoffs

They gave up two rushing TDs all year. They get a home game, in notoriously windy Candlestick, where teams are going to have to run to beat to them.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I suppose so

Though I would put the Lions as the fourth best team and still ahead of the AFC

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

There are things that the Lions are very good at.

But they lack a secondary and a running game. They’re a year away.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

The who and the what now?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 7, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Packers are in the playoffs often. Before Drew Brees & this run...the Saints were NEVER in the playoffs

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Lifetime member of the Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang Tribe.
If you walk without plaid. You won't attract the worm.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes we were.

Hakim drops the ball! HAKIM DROPS THE BALL

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok, true.

But given the parity in the NFL (compared to the other two major pro sports) It is kind of hard to sterotype a team based on anything from more than 5 or so years ago.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Um... the Packers have more championships than any other teams in NFL history

And are tied for second in Super Bowls They were bad in the 70s and 80s, but pretty damn good every other decade

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Vanderbuilt?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 7, 2012 3:04 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Hived

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Vanderbuilt Ford Tough

Gotta get our advertising in!

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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair

93% of all Americans think Peterbuilt is a truck company.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I see what you did there

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

We like the football teams to have higher scores.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

It's like the new Big 10

First one to 50 points gets a conference title!

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

It isn't that the teams can't score, it is more in the you are going to fight for all points.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, well, K-State's already at 52.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Pitt with successful fake punt

called back due to movement on the line even though no one moved.

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

Have to rec

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 7, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

bios are here

http://www.shsu.edu/~slo_spirit/staff.html

My favorite:

Allison
Major/Minor: Kines, Health
Future Goals: Graduate College, maybe get masters, become a physical therapists

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey I can't do everything

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If you walk without plaid. You won't attract the worm.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

At least she doesn't have

HUNGRY EYES

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 7, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Holgo?

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 7, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"Huge tracts of land"

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If you walk without plaid. You won't attract the worm.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Steven's minor.

Steven
Major/Minor:Marketing/ Gingerology
Future Goals: Live life, get a job, have fun
Cheer History:1 yr fo Texas all star cheer, 1 yr of Sam Houston Coed

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 7, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Tenzing Norgay

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 7, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

How did nobody mention Kimblery?

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Reinhold Messner what?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

OK I should probably shower and go tailgate for this game

WHO DAT.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 3:09 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

The Lions?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 7, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Not this day.

NOT THIS DAY.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

With apperances by

-Tom Hammond at 4:30
-Faith Hill at 8

Yeah.

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 7, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Woof.

I’d rather go to Costco.

by Erik T on Jan 7, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah and tomorrow

-Buck and Aikman at noon
-Hello Friends, TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW (Nantz is pretty good as long as he’s not doing a Pats game IMO though) afterward

Wild Card Weekend everybody!

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 7, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

How come there are "Costco Tebows"..

But never a “Sam’s Club Tebow”. Is it exclusive agreement?

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm trying to hate, but I can't.

Have a real good time. Possibly involving a disappointing outcome.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't hate the Lions either.

Michigan 4 Lyfe

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't know people from New Orleans cared about the Saints before '05

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 7, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

You are so, so wrong about that

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

No no, I wasn't trying to be an asshole.

I had just heard from others that they were all bandwagoners.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 7, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

They cared a great deal.

Enough to show up to games with paper bags on their heads rather than tune the team out.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Of all NFL teams, to accuse the Saints of being bandwagoners?

Uh?

by Erik T on Jan 7, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I think there might be bandwagoners from other places who picked the Saints.

They’re a fun team to watch and Drew Brees is all class. But the locals always took it damn seriously.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I DIDN'T KNOW, I'M SORRY

I knew some people from New Orleans who were Cowboys fans, and they told me most there were Cowboy fans.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 7, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I was under the impression

That Cowboys fans thought everyone in America was Cowboys fans, cause HURR AMERICAS TEAM DURR. I never voted for that noise, they ain’t my team.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

True story, NFL Films gave them that nickname in the 70s

They originally wanted to give it to the Steelers, but the Steelers declined. Dallas of course accepted, and it stuck.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Saints, Chiefs, Browns.

Does anyone else even belong in the “fans who still rabidly support their team even when it sucks balls” discussion?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Seattle doesn't make the medal stand but they deserve a mention

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess the Packers belong in the discussion too, come to think of it.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

We were really bad there for about 30 years

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by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

(whistling)

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY

Browns: “Fans who still rabidly support their team even when it sucks balls doesn’t even exist”

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Giants?

Sold out games in the 60’s and 70’s even when the team was absolutely garbage

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmm... I dunno.

That was a different time, when tickets were cheap. More recently, when they’ve been bad, they’ve had a lot of empty seats (although the tickets may have been sold, I don’t know).

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Late 70's Chief's tickets were very available.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasn't as bad as you think, though.

Most home games were still on the tee-vee.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

They would not let us sit in the upper deck, so we had field level seats.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh... you're talking about the year we lost to Tampa Bay 3-0, aren't you?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Could not tell you. I was in grade school or junior high.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure it wasn't a pre-season game? :p

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Not pre season.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY!

WE ARE ONLY 25th IN THE LEAGUE IN ATTENDANCE!

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 7, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

the others were wrong

its all we have, plus for many years LSU sucked balls too.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 7, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

They may not have been happy before '05.

But they certainly cared.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 7, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember 1987!

/Goes 12-3
//gets wild card?
///blown out by Wade Wilson and 8-8 Minnesota
////cries

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 7, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Not my link, but I'll post

That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters

by SpartanGator on Jan 7, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Mmm mmm mmm mmm

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

How do they determine the home team in the FCS championship?

Wouldn’t Sam Houston St. be the home team by being the 1-seed?

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 7, 2012 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

THIS GUY

THINKS LIKE THE ENN EFF ELL

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 7, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

More like the NCAA

Every other NCAA Championship the designated home team is usually the higher seed. Just a point to ponder I guess

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 7, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, just because his coach quit on his team doesn't mean he should quit as a fan.

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Strong Bad.

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 7, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

The Philadelphia Eagles?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 7, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll be interested in what Chryst can do.

Wisconsin’s offense has been a death machine.

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

that was the best possible hire for Pitt

Pitt has had one good OL in that last 20 years. Its been that bad at the position.

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it was a great hire for them.

Especially since he’s pulling his assistants away from Wiscy with him. Sucks he can’t take the OL too.

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by Big Grizz on Jan 7, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm still pissed he took Bostad

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by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Jared Sullinger

Most overrated player in America

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 3:25 PM EST reply actions  

MCNAMARA

MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA MCNAMARA

In all seriousness though, Wes Johnson? Warrick?

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Jonny Flynn!

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Thad Matta

Creeping on middle schoolers before Lane Kiffin made it cool

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

we have plenty. just not ncaa tourny titles under matta. but you surely can't be thinking those are the only ones that count.

i mean, osu and syracuse have the same amount of tourny titles historically (1). but osu doesn’t think of itself as primarily a basketball school.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Really great rebounder and good defender

But way too small to play PF (He was listed as 6’6", but was definitely shorter) him and Flynn were part of the reason our defense was so fucking bad, short people can’t play zone.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

For all the marbles?

Wrong. It’s for all the.. insurance policies or something

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 7, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions  

6:25 to go in the second half

Missouri has finally scored as many points as K-State did in the first half.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:33 PM EST reply actions  

I never knew Sam Houston's QB was injured

is that why their offense has as many pts as pitt

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 3:33 PM EST reply actions  

Their QB isn't really the driving force of their offense.

Sincere and Flanders make it go.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Pitt kicks onside

and the announcers apparently don’t even recognize it as such. That about sums it up, I’d wager.

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by The Missing T on Jan 7, 2012 3:34 PM EST reply actions  

His family isn't Polish, I don't think.

And you get a rec for the proper plural!

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Why would there be Pierogi

DO I LOOK POLISH TO YOU

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by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

But, Emperor,

It is a great compliment!

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Put it this way

The Germans and the Eastern Europeans don’t get along very well

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by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Also

Germany seems just fine taking Polish soccer players

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

RAEG

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

WAT

Nobody likes the German soccer team. Do they even consider Ozil German?

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 7, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Those are pyrohy

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, the actual food predates the nation-states.

Ukraine was once part of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, that too

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

who found gourmet pierogi at the market today? THIS GUY

sweet potato w/ blue cheese and yukon gold w/ truffle and fontina.

mmmm

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I need to point something out here:

Five years ago, NDSU was in Division II.

I’ve been saying for literally 20 years if the Dakota schools all said “fuck it” and moved up to I-A, they’d be competitive within a decade. I don’t think I’m wrong, and anyone who actually watched Sam Houston eviscerate Montana and Montana State has to agree with the general premise.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:42 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I think they'd go bowling more often than not, especially if they went into the WAC.

I mean, the Dakotas just generate tons of linemen.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

fUND?

fNUD

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

DUNf

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I know but UND is a dakota school

there is oil and gas $$$ in them ND plains. ND State would need to find an oilman, hopefully without the nazi ties

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

They do.

They somehow found room for them in the Big Sky.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

USD is joining NDSU and SDSU in the MoVal.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Because all the cool kids are in the Mo Valley.

And eventually, NDSU will come over, and Mankato State, and St. Cloud, and we’ll rename that sumbitch the NCC.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 7, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

You can have UNO, too.

You just have to teach them how to play football again.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

That ship's sailed.

No way the NU Board of Regents ever lets UNO or UNK play D-I football. Thou shalt not compete with the Big Red in that which the Big Red cares about.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 7, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, we've got a regular commenter from UNK, that's just mean.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Not trying to be a dick.

I did not know there was a K-town of any note in Nebraska.

by Erik T on Jan 7, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

About 200 miles west of Omaha on I-29.

And it’s pronounced car-knee, not kear-knee like those hippies in California call it.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 7, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Like the fort, presumably.

I guess I might have gotten it eventually.

#teamoregontrail

by Erik T on Jan 7, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

i counldn't think of a k name in nebraska either.

my thought process was basically “how many kansas citys can their be?”

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

A good bet is that most places in the plains

Are named after generals. See also Fremont, Nebraska.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 7, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Nebraska-Kearney, a D-II school

Most notable for the “can’t spell drunk without UNK cheer.” The other Nebraska state schools are in Chadron (D-3, iirc, alma mater of Danny Woodhead), and Peru, which is NAIA, and is famous for nothing but an serial killer awaiting trial. No, not joking, and no, it’s not Craig James.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 7, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Chadron's D-II as well.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Couldn't remember.

I’ve been through Chadron, and I’m surprised it’s even D-2.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 7, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Only difference between II and III is schollys.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

So who are the 1-AA schools in North and South Dakota?

North Dakota U
South Dakota U
North Dakota State U
South Dakota State U….anything else?

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

That's all of 'em.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

SuperDakota

/was going to post a pic of dakota fanning, until recalling her age

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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know whether or not Augustana College in Sioux Falls is moving up

They think they’re the Lutheran Notre Dame. They are… mistaken.

All the other South Dakota schools (Dakota State in Madison, Northern State in Aberdeen, Black Hills State in Spearfish, Dakota Wesleyan in Mitchell, and USF in Sioux Falls) were D-3 or NAIA.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 7, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

They're all D-II now except Wesleyan and Dakota State, which are NAIA.

Interestingly, until a couple of years ago, there was exactly ONE D-III school in all of Nebraska, the Dakotas, Montana, and Wyoming (Nebraska Wesleyan). Now there are two (Presentation).

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

You forgot Wayne State (D-II also).

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Wayne isnt a state!

DUH!

What do you think? I’m stupid?

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by Lucas Jackson on Jan 7, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I still can't find Boise on the map

They said they would paint their grass blue to make it easier for me to see, but I still can’t find it

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I was confused when I found out that this school existed.

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Never remember them.

The fact that there are two Wayne States (and ours sucks) never helps. Fucking Pender is a hole.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 7, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

UND would have gone too

except for that little brouhaha over their mascot and all.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Each of those states could maybe handle 1 Div1-A school

You couldn’t have both the schools from ND go pro, not enough to go around.

If NDS won the title and then announced going 1-A they could probably be very successful, ND players would want to go there instead of another 1-AA school in state

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Make no mistake

All four main Dakota schools have plenty of financial resources.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

No doubt about the money

I think population is the most limiting factor. Only two of those schools could make it in 1-A because anymore would over saturate the area

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe so.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

You presume they're pooling from in state alone

When in fact, many Midwest kids are going to ND schools because of the value relative to their (somewhat) respective, cash strapped, regional neighbors. A lot of schools are raising tuition for in state and accepting more out of state applicants in an effort to increase revenue during the down turn.

by JayDevil on Jan 8, 2012 9:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

This doesn't seem legit

I’ve been on South Dakota State’s campus several times…It wasn’t much more than twice the size of Coffeyville CC’s campus.

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by MeatGeek on Jan 8, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

If the guys I've seen competing in lumberjack games up there play football too, everyone would be screwed.

They’d make Wiscy’s line look like a bunch of preschoolers.

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by Big Grizz on Jan 7, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

What conference would they join?

There’s not really any good geographical fit.

Of course, that pretty much answers the question. NDSU to the Big East!

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by The Missing T on Jan 7, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wyoming, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota,

Are any of the public/state schools from these states Division 1-A? Or even capable of competing at that level?

Not to be trolly, but you could probably throw Colorado in that list too. I know they had a solid team at one point…but it has been a couple decades

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Boise State?

Boise State.

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Whoops

For some reason I thought Boise was private/semi-private. My mistake.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

"State" tends to mean, well, not that.

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

There's an exception!

Mountain State, in West Virginia, is a private school.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes Yes, I know, but in my defense; Boise isn't a bloody state

And when your calling your school “ANYTHING State U” it makes you seriously question what the “state” part even means

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

It means, generally, it's about more practical education.

Like, say, enginnering and education, rather than arts and letters.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 7, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought McDonalds cashiers were Philosophy graduates.

Why no, I would not like to hear your interpretation of Kierkegaard’s The Sickness Unto Death. Please just get me my fucking coffee before I stab you.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 7, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

You're confusing McDonald's with Starbucks.

To ally further confusion, a protip: the coffee at McDonald’s is better.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

i've yet to have that experience in mcdonald's

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

ask for extra 'secret sauce' on your next big mac

you’ll have new insights into The Sickness Unto Death

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

the claim that the mcrib contains actual rib meat

is a central thesis in E.M. Cioran’s The Book of Delusions.

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

FIFY

Truckers make more than have jobs unlike Philosophy graduates.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

You're joking, right? Seriously?

It means it’s a state university. This isn’t rocket science.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Kind of. There isn't a Louisville State University

Just give it the city’s name and be done with it, the public aspect is sufficiently implied

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Not if it's not an arts and letters school.

Engineers deserve schools where they’re not treated like second class citizens.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 7, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

The dilemma:

They want schools where they’re not treated like second class citizens but they also want schools where they can actually get a date.

The two tend to be mutually exclusive.

/trollgaze at BEES

by Mango Stasi on Jan 7, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Then add "Tech" to the name

Here is what these should mean;
Tech = You are your state/city’s Technical/Engineering School
A&M = You are your state’s school for agriculture and such
State = Your state is big enough to have 2 ‘Arts and Letters’ school and your the second one, which is why we added “state” to the name

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

no wonder my alma mater changed it's name!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep- they usually become State when they add non-A&M courses

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMN YOU

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta be quick on the draw 'round here, miss

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm getting slow in my old age

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Old? You don't look a day over 23

/suck up

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

At least choose an age that makes sense so I can't tell!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

28

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

a lot of places A&M became State too

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

yup

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

K-State, too, in a very technical sense

although it was pretty much always referred to as Kansas State.

New Mexico, also.

Of course, it doesn’t always hold: Arkansas A&M and Arkansas AM&M are now part of the University of Arkansas system (Arkansas-Monticello and Arkansas-Pine Bluff, respectively).

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, a lot of times the A&M school's mission would broaden to general university

Hence, Texas A&M now officially does not stand for Agricultural and Mechanical but is simply there for historical reasons.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohio State, too

It was Ohio A&M College it’s first 8 years, until Governor Rutherford B. Hayes “convinced” them to take on a more classical education style

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I told you I lived in the same room in OK that he did, right?

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice

One of my friends always loved to claim living in John Adams’s room, although the building has been gutted at least 3 or 4 times, so I’m somewhat skeptical.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, the building had burned down between his time and mine,

but they rebuilt it stone-for-stone

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

and didn't upgrade it? i do not understand.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

you can't upgrade perfection.

/puffs out chest

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Rutherford Hayes, great president or the greatest president?

/not srs at all
//no spiders please
///he barely did anything, not even any spiders

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

also a candidate

for most stereotypically white and pretentious name, along with Chester A Arthur

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Please, I'm from the South

Chester Arthur is tame shit compared to the names I’ve encountered

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

i meant among presidents

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Ulysses Grant?

Maybe Millard Fillmore (more fitting since Fillmore was also super-racist)

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

John Quincy Adams.

/drops mic

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Still the whitest presidential name ever

Well, except for the Roosevelts.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, let's get our talk straight

Are we talking most WASPy or most “white”? Cause Roosevelt is by no means a Wasp name

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Precisely.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

John is obviously pretty neutral

if you’re going to throw full middle names in the mix, it may be worth noting that the b in rutherford b hayes stands for birchard

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm, I'll allow it

PAWWWWWLLL PRESIDENTIAL FANCY NAME NASHIONAL CHAMPEEONS

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

MINE!

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

IMMA HAVE MY SERVANT HANG UP, TAKE NOTES, AND REPORT BACK LATER

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny Story: When we were stationed at Ft. Knox

The CG’s name was B. B. Bell. B.B. stood for Buford Buell.
yep:
Burwell Baxter Bell

Oh, and he was a “the Third”
I’d go by BB too

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 7, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that's weird. I swear I typed it write

Okay, it’s really Burwell Baxter, not sure how Buford got in there.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 7, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Imma just stop here

*right, not write

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 7, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

They added plumbing, heating/AC, electricity, and interior fire doors.

But the floor plans and exterior are exactly the same.

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

even though they got the floor thickness wrong

/creep ass ghosts don’t realize this.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

That's my favorite Shutt story

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

BATTLE FOR THE LAND GRANT TROPHY

(I think, right? I always get my Big 10 trophies confused)

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the one.

MOST. HATED. RIVAL.

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by Big Grizz on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the one

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

There is a difference between a "state university"

and a public university that isn’t a “state university”, just like there’s a difference between, say, Kansas and Kansas State.

Or one could point out there’s a difference between Kentucky and Kentucky State and then start running from the wave of spiders.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I always wondered how come Clemson and Auburn

Weren’t South Cracaklacka State and Bammer State respectively. And I spent formative years down there.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 7, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

And now you know. Or should.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Originally "state university" was more ag and practical driven

Land grants as opposed to the liberal arts and graduate schools universities. Nowadays this distinction is mostly lost, though it still exists for a few states.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Kentucky State University

It is neither KSU nor Kent State. When I was really young I thought Kent State was somewhere in KY and I just couldn’t find it

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmm, one other thing.

In general terms, “University of [City]” or “[City] University” has by convention been reserved for private institutions (most commonly Catholic ones) or municipal one (Louisville, Houston). The other chief exceptions you can think of off the top of your head usually started life as privates (Cincinnati, Pittsburgh) or, ironically enough, started as “[City] State University” (Memphis) or something similar (New Orleans was LSU-New Orleans).

But most of the big-city schools like this? Private. Detroit, Chicago, St. Louis, Miami, Jacksonville, Dallas, Denver, San Francisco, Seattle, Oklahoma City, Tulsa, Indianapolis… all private.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

I honestly did not know this.
Clearly I have made the mistake of assuming the method used in my home state was a pattern replicated across the united states. Naive and stupid of me.
Sincere Apologies.
/Not Snark

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Aren't you a lawya

Assuming states share methods of doing things is a dangerous thing.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Not yet, take bar soon; But...

This is also why I work in Federal Law.

Besides, this is mostly just stuff I believed in my youth

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

There are actual exceptions.

I think U of Baltimore was always public before becoming U of Maryland-Baltimore (not to be confused with UM-Baltimore County). Brooklyn, Staten Island, and Queens have all always been public. Boston University, too.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit, that's right.

I’m doing all this off the top of my head.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Which was originally "Massachusetts State"!

(UConn was also originally “Connecticut State”)

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I think that was the rationale

Still, UGA FIRST PUBLIC SCHOOL NASHIONAL CHAMPEEONSHIPS PAWWL

/shup up UNC

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Why did Massachusetts State Get the Works?

Thats noooo body’s business but the Buuuuuuuuurks

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

2013 BCS National Champions.

Mark it down.

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by Big Grizz on Jan 7, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't get over how laughable that is.

They’re going to play home games 100 miles from campus, in a bajillionty-seat stadium which is closer to Boston College than it is UMass… and nobody cares about Boston College anyway.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

New England just cares so much about college football.

You can never have too many world-class football programs in one region!

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by Big Grizz on Jan 7, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Yay!

Boston College has a friend!

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Also:

Shit, don’t apologize. You’re talking about this to a guy who’s created a wiki page for every gotdamned four-year college in the country that plays football or hoopybucket, so I, ah, have obsessive knowledge about this stuff.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Interesting question.

Indiana State Normal School was founded in 1865; Purdue in 1869, which was why they didn’t call it Indiana State.

They could have called it Indiana A&M, but decided to honor the guy who donated the land.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Indiana A&M just sounds weird. And while I am very familiear with Ivy Tech

(they had a campus in the same bldg as my middle school), I’ve never heard of Indiana Tech.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Is in Fort Wayne.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

REALLY? well, perhaps it's one of the MANY things I've successfully blocked

from my mind about living in Indiana, as I lived about 45 min from Ft. Wayne and it was THE premier destination when getting out of our city.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 7, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, different school.

Indiana Tech is private, IPFW is public.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

(And Indiana Tech, not to be confused with Ivy Tech, is a private school.)

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Lets not forget IUPUI and IUPUC

Pronounced:
IUPUI= ewwy puey
IUPUC = Eww puck

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

How could you forget

IP-Few?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

GO MASTODONS

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 7, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hello you!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

HI! I am currently hiding from my job as Mom

allowing my children to melt their brains away in front of the tv so I can regain sanity from park time this morning.

//How are YOU?

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 7, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally allowed to take a break.

I mean other jobs require a 15 minute break for every 2 hours of work right?

I’m doing ok, just taking it easy today. volleyball thingy tomorrow going on

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

and some shorties!!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

As you sow, I shall reap.

I have my two girls and the two neighbor girls.

All the fashion shows?
ALL THE FASHION SHOWS.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 7, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Another thing to bear in mind

For the most part, [City] State (or [Region] State or [Some other name] State like Truman State in Missouri) most often denotes what used to be a “normal school”, i.e. a teachers college. As with everything else, there are exceptions, most notably in California where “[City] State” actually means “California State University, [City]”, and in New York where it means “State University of New York at [City]”.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, ok yes

But Wyoming is stuck in mediocrity…in the MWC. The implications of that are not positive…

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

How so?

Not every university grows up to be the biggest and strongest.

Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 7, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

You forget, Chris, because you have not been properly ESS EEE CEE-ified and still think rationally.

If you’re not one of the three-four best schools, you’re mediocre and irrelevant. If you don’t get it together and start remembering this, they’re going to make you start being a MTSU fan.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

That's okay.

Your views are clearly communist, so you won’t mind giving MTSU their fair share of fandom.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Whatever you do

don’t tell him that Wyoming’s actually won a Division I NCAA basketball title.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Please.

He gets to lose to Kansas and Kansas State TWICE a year now.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Texas doesn't give much of a shit about basketball.

Other than U of Houston & UTEP

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

they did for a quick minute.

See: Kevin Durant.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

well Kevin Durant gave a shit about Texas

im not sure Texas gave a shit about basketball

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 7, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

They were a four seed and a sexy dark horse pick

Ultimately, they didn’t go very far. That was a great team, talent wise, but Barnes never managed to create a scheme that worked with consistency. Of course, that could be said of most Barnes teams.

by JayDevil on Jan 8, 2012 4:56 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Like OU people or Okie Light people or TU people or ORU people?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Tulsa likes it. Oral Roberts as well.

I think it’s big at Okie State as well.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Okie light likes it more than ORU and Tulsa

Tulsa likes it more than ORU. but as far as everyday people go, they will take the Thunder and let the rest alone.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd have to argue that ORU likes it more than the others

since they don’t even have football.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yes, because The Mabee Center is ROUTINELY packed.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I suspect they drew better as an NAIA school, if we're being honest.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Well true, but I still think that okie light, when the cowboys are decent are just as excited if not more than

well um other schools who follow hooptyclangybounceyfoul

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Okie State better like it

Travis Ford is one of ours, so I like to see him succeed

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't provoke my ADD....ugh damn

now I’m going to have to wiki their population because youve made me curious

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll help.

Wyoming barely has twice as many people as the Tulsa Metropolitan Area.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

so you're saying don't look for work in wyoming. 10-4.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I wouldn't wish working in ND on anyone but Bama & Texas fans.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you ever been to the Dakotas?

Big skies and flatlands are impressive in their own right.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 7, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamNeedsTreesAndMountains

Plus too damn cold

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck, I don't want to live there in the winter.

But you should visit it in the summer, and not just the touristy bits near Rapid City.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 7, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny

Lots of people working up there are probably Bama or Texas fans. The guys with the oil and gas skill sets to make the infrastructure are predominantly from the midcontinent or gulf coast.

by JayDevil on Jan 8, 2012 8:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Montana and Idaho both used to be in what became the Pac-8.

Montana could move up no problem, they just don’t want to.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree. Hell I think Central Arkansas could be competitive at Sun Belt level in a few years.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

...no.

NDSU is on another planet, man.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Central Arkansas hopped from DII to 1-AA and would have won the Southland their first year in it

If that was allowed.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Shitty period for the Southland.

They had previously been one of the toughest conferences, but a bunch of teams moved up to I-A or moved over to the OVC. When UCA joined, even the old-line powers like McNeese and SFAustin were having shitty downswings.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

(And I don't even think UCA ever won a Gulf South title in D-II.)

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Valdosta State owned that league if I recall correctly

But UCA made it to the playoffs this year and is very competitive.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

WKU pulled of their transition...

eh, I won’t say well. Those first two years were awful. But they were bowl eligible this year and pretty competitive. I am happy for them

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'd say they pulled it off okay.

Some teams might win 4-5 games their first couple of years in, but that’s more a result of having the players already in the system before even making the decision to move up than anything. The first two years of the move up are essentially a wash, whether you go 0-12 or 7-5. The real mark of the transition is in years 3-5, when the additional scholarships start paying off.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

And I think we are seeing that

They made a major expansion on their stadium (which I actually think is one of the better small stadiums in the country). They’ve been getting decent attendance numbers. And they went 7-5 and punched way above their weight class.

Transition isn’t a success over night. I think they did it about as well as it can be done

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

It's really, really hard to compete those first two years

unless you manage to recruit an amazing freshman class that first year and have a lot of good juniors and seniors already in-house. I mean, think about it: the average I-A team will usually have somewhere close to 20 seniors, 20 juniors, 20 sophomores, and 25 incoming freshmen.

A new I-A team that’s just moved up will only have 15 seniors, 15 juniors, 15 sophomores, and the 25 incoming freshmen. They’ll only have 70 of their allowed 85 scholarship players that first year, and only 80 the second (most of whom will still be underclassmen). That’s a hell of a disadvantage to work past in the first two years. But you juggle redshirts right on the first two classes, and suddenly you can be fielding a full 85-scholly roster with 50+ upperclassmen that third year, and if you’ve done the job right, watch out.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy fucking hangover!

Oregon Ducks, the last Pac10 Champs! "We smoked them all"
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 7, 2012 3:45 PM EST reply actions  

Once upon a time, that would have been intentional grounding.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:46 PM EST reply actions  

Nice block right after the interception.

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 3:50 PM EST reply actions  

Awwwww. K-State lost the second half 34-31.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:50 PM EST reply actions  

SNUD1111111

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

EWWWW TWINCEST

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Vomit-inducing injury in the Compass bowl.

Of course, they explained how graphic it would be. Then felt the need to play it again in slo-mo.

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by Big Grizz on Jan 7, 2012 3:52 PM EST reply actions  

It was horrifying.

The Pitt defender clearly felt awful even though it was a perfectly clean hit.

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by Big Grizz on Jan 7, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

They're reporting a broken left femur.

Some serious force at work there…

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by Big Grizz on Jan 7, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Femur!?!?

How often has that happened in football? Tibia or Fibula is relatively common, but never the thigh, ooooof

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

STNDUD

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 7, 2012 3:52 PM EST reply actions  

UNC was -31.5 over Boston College...

Eagles have cut the deficit to 9

"Chy Chy Rod-ri-gweeze"

by SamWalkerOBX on Jan 7, 2012 3:55 PM EST reply actions  

Damndest thing

That was actually a good play by Bell to escape and find an outlet, and they still got fuckall.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

See, North Dakota State failing to get the sack and still keeping it a negative play?

They have been doing this every damned down. They don’t make a lot of mistakes, and they are very good at limiting the cost of the ones they do make.

by Erik T on Jan 7, 2012 3:58 PM EST reply actions  

there is no shame in being a mediocre to bad B1G team

and losing to these guys. Sometimes going bigger isn’t always better, Marshall would be kind of relevant in the MAC. They should stay in FBS and dominate.

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Fan of a Big Ten team that lost to the eventual FCS champion?

Join the club. There’s room for you.

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Pass the bleach, would you?

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

You know what would help that?

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by Big Grizz on Jan 7, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha, you think Farve on the Vikings will troll Erik T

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Not trolling.

He’s available. ESPN reminds us every day.
/Is just waiting for that one perfect career-ending hit.

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by Big Grizz on Jan 7, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I had not consider how bad but...

/looks at multiple dumpster fires

Twins? Yikes.
Viking? Oh….no.
Timberlols? Actually playing ok. But still…
Gopher football? Didnt they beat Iowa?

Condolences man.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 7, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMONDDDDDDDDDDD

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 7, 2012 4:00 PM EST reply actions  

"A rematch of the 3rd round"

No it’s…

Oh, right. Stupid fucking play in.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 4:01 PM EST reply actions  

No, it's the NCAA DIVISION I NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP Trophy, asshole.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:10 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Well, you loft the ball toward the rim

and then it fails to go in. PHYSICS.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeeeeah.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 7, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Saban would have

understood to the need get rid of a lot of deadwood in football operations

by BonesCrosby on Jan 7, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Like those damn upperclassmen.

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by Big Grizz on Jan 7, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No.

/Is absolutely pounding the blue and white Kool-Aid to ease the pain.

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by Big Grizz on Jan 7, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

DAGGER

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 4:13 PM EST reply actions  

Ah, well.

I was hoping SHSU could run the table, but they just ran into a juggernaut today. I am duly impressed.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:14 PM EST reply actions  

Go SNUD!

I’m legitimately happy for them.

by Erik T on Jan 7, 2012 4:19 PM EST reply actions  

Congratulations to North Dakota State.

Also, SHSU player flipping off the camera from the bench.

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 4:20 PM EST reply actions  

And Pitt's losing by 3 TDs - to SMU?

Yeah, they’re gonna make the ACC more competitive all right.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 7, 2012 4:21 PM EST reply actions  

they just needed someone to pad their schedule

its getting harder and harder to outbid the SEC for the likes of Murray State

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

God, not even going to cover the trophy presentation?

Fuck you, ESPN. The NCAA letting you have those rights was the worst fucking thing ever.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:21 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Well, that does me no good.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

does iows basketball actually play on something called "media.com court"?

i would make fun, but ohio state has “value city arena @ the schottenstein center”

though i don’t mind
/dad works for value city
//tickets to games on occasion

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 4:22 PM EST reply actions  

Buddy from school was watching the game...his only comment to me:

“23 wrestling national titles since 1975- they’re gonna have to step their game up”

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Who put Tom Hammond in my crappy NFL playoff game?

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 4:30 PM EST reply actions  

i see

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

'eer with a beer did it a few days ago

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

is this a new one?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

was i drunk?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

For those all in favor of a playoff

Cincinatti and Denver are playoff teams.

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 4:30 PM EST reply actions  

you would prefer they vote on the two super bowl teams?

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

a GB-NO superbowl would be fine with me. NO deserves a rematch

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

only if they actually earn it

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Using NFL as an argument to not do a playoff in college?

Really?

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Tom Hammond?

Well, Dalton is a ginger, probably has some Irish blood in there…

has no idea if this is good omen or not for him.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 4:31 PM EST reply actions  

I wonder when Maycock

is going to mention in what round Andy Dalton will go in next years draft.

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

good lord naps are fucking awesome

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 4:31 PM EST reply actions  

It is 62 degrees here in the self-proclaimed center of the universe.

Why, yes, I think I will skip Bengals-Texans and go for a run.

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 4:33 PM EST reply actions  

Grats to SMU for winning the Compass Bowl. Let's go Texans & Saints

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 4:34 PM EST reply actions  

That is actually how it is pronounced.

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously?

is my memory THAT goo.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know.

I can even remember some of my elementary school teachers.

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by Specter177 on Jan 7, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember all of mine.

So, me too

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember the names of everything from 4th grade on. I moved around...a lot as a kid, and that's

the point we sorta stabilized (stayed in same city, but moved to different school zone for elem.). Sometimes I hate my childhood. And then I remember that some of my friends lived in the same house until they went to college, and then moved back to the same city at graduation. And I’m okay with it.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 7, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

school i got (both of them) but teachers

I remember 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 6th, but that’s it.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Two of my elementary school teachers have died within the last few years, so I remember then.

Then I remember 1 or 2 of the good ones. The other ones, who knows?

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by Big Grizz on Jan 7, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

i remember all of my elementary school teachers.

especially the one that made me cry and quit gymnastics. BITCH.

by willbechampions on Jan 7, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

what a whore.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

she was an ex-nun.

i have a sample size of 2, but ex-nuns are usually pretty miserable people.

by willbechampions on Jan 7, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

i have none. thankfully.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

3 nuns... still recovering...



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Jan 7, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

a little of both, methinks ;)



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Jan 7, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

i will drink to that...



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Jan 7, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

wow. just wow.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I never had that.

But I did have a priest who didn’t think my confession was sufficiently thorough, and so he started digging. Creepily.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 7, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

just. no.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I was the only person able to drive themselves to it.

Old diocese confirmed in 11th grade. New diocese confirms in 8th grade. Yeah, no significant difference there.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 7, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

MORE CREEPY

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry. HUGS?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

It's cool.

It was creepy, but involuntarily so.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 7, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't get the variation in confirmation ages.

Some places do it in high school. Others do it in elementary school. My brother had a weird time when my family moved from the former to the latter.

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by Big Grizz on Jan 7, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It was 8th grade for us

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm pretty sure my sophomore year retreat is why we lost a teacher, actually

they talked about birth control methods and he got really pissed off. left to teach at an all boys school.

they should’ve done what they did back when my cousin (same one) was in school: teach the 12 steps to sex but DON’T GO PAST THE PECK ON THE LIPS STEP

by willbechampions on Jan 7, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

omg... this is just... omg



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by TheMightyErik on Jan 7, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

somehow through 13 years of catholic schooling i only had 1 nun

all we did in her class, from what i remember, was sing songs in latin, play recorders at funerals, and oral book reports, where the class smartass would make them last for 4 hours.

pretty awesome stuff.

by willbechampions on Jan 7, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

"play recorders at funerals"

this sounds… odd… to me.

were you like rented out to local funeral parlors? were funerals part of your regular curriculum? did you practice at fake funerals for like the class gerbil that died over break?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

that would be trolling hard

hey dead sinner’s family, here are some 4th graders with plastic screetchwhistles and little training for your musical enjoyment.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

it was the funerals of other teacher's relatives, for the most part

and since it was a parish school, we were right next to the church anyway.

i think it was like 3 funerals. yeah.

by willbechampions on Jan 7, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe it is the public school heathen in me, but does this seem really morbid to anyone else?

to attend and perform at the funerals of total strangers as part of required classwork?

i can see if you were part of the, i dunno, funeral music club and were hoping to get some extracurriculars for your application to study dirges at Juliard,…

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah it was kind of weird, looking back

we learned recorders in music class and then it was our teacher’s idea to play at funerals? we only did like, 3 or 4 maybe.

by willbechampions on Jan 7, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

We didn't perform, but the entire school went to the funeral Mass of the wife of a teacher

He’d been at the school for 30ish years.

And, my entire class went to the funeral Mass for the mother of one of our classmates.

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't think so...I remember mine

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine is easy. Same town as my HS

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

cheater



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by TheMightyErik on Jan 7, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

seven?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

ahhhhhh. then 7 isn't that bad.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Says. You.

The seven elementary schools were not as bad as having but one junior high – and then three high schools.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 7, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

was more thinking that momma denmark had 12.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

40% of the bengals OL says Fuck Bama

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 4:42 PM EST reply actions  

rec

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Dalton always seems like a good guy

I wonder how many years it will take before he’s finally broken by Mike Brown and Katie Bradshaw

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 4:42 PM EST reply actions  

and the bengal o-line is trolling each other hard

2 said “national champion LSU” and one said “roll tide”

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 4:42 PM EST reply actions  

but isn't it kinda nice that guys on the same team can troll like we troll?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a mortal fear of shortened URL's, so sorry if this is the one you linked.

But the air-blast “FUS RO DAH” one is epic.

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by Big Grizz on Jan 7, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry about that.

Quick look at the link was not enough. That is a fantastic mod though.

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by Big Grizz on Jan 7, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

It is shortened

That’s Youtube link shortening address. youtu.be

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I just clicked share and got that

The URL I clicked didn’t send you to the beginning

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

omfg...

I don’t know what in the actual fuck people are high on these days but I will endorse this mod for the pure insanity… lol… #skyrim



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by TheMightyErik on Jan 7, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Since we are on Skyrim again...

buddy and I were discussing shouts that should be incorporated into the game for NCAAF fans… some were

WAR DAMN EAGLE
ROLL THEM TIDE
FIGHT ON STATE
TO THE VICTORS

etc…
we never finished putting effects to these so ideas would be cool to hear. We also figured weakass schools shouts would summon bunnies, etc… alwz a way to tie CFB into anything



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by TheMightyErik on Jan 7, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

/fertilized by blood

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

/is actually 'roids

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

WAR DAMN EAGLE

/really expensive church shows up out of nowhere



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by TheMightyErik on Jan 7, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

WOO PIG SOOIEE

./Leader gets new job in middle of your quest

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

pure win sir... rec... lol



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by TheMightyErik on Jan 7, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

ROLL THEM TIDE

/short powerful wizard appears, recruits your NPC, loses battle but ends up showing up again in the final showdown as it was a quality loss



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by TheMightyErik on Jan 7, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

O H I.....

O.

awww fuddruckers.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Baylor Chant in skyrim

/grants the power to prevent other players from leaving your party

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

A&M Chant

/-10 to livestock morale

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

S-M-U

/Demon appears, removes the leader of your party from the group, cuts all party member’s morale by half

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Or Red Raider

that could work for either

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Colorado Chant

You get an illegal do over.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

GO DUCKS GO

/cash rains from the skies and your armor randomly changes into seriously fucked up combinations



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by TheMightyErik on Jan 7, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Maryland My Maryland!

/Your armor turns butt fucking ugly and you humiliate yourself

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I need to look some more of these up...

thankfully no one has used the Penn State chant as we know where that will go… :::sigh:::



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by TheMightyErik on Jan 7, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes "Children Don't Start Dancing"

They misheard Creed

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

GATOR CHOMP

/a savior appears for two turns to aid you but cannot used ranged weapons



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by TheMightyErik on Jan 7, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

WAR DAMN EAGLE

/Join opposing party for 1 turn, 150 gold appears in your account

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Halftime: Iowa State 42, Texas A&M 23.

A&M has the “not caring about basketball” part down for the SEC.

by Narrow Right on Jan 7, 2012 4:49 PM EST reply actions  

so sad

people keep stealing our coaches

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 7, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

The Firm...tv movie? miniseries?

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

Wooo squeakyfouls.

Maybe we don’t totally suck after all.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 4:54 PM EST reply actions  

luville still sucks?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Well

we’re Brey-ing the crap out of them right now, which must be a very annoying experience for LVL fans.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck them

Dealing with their bullshit for years, they deserve a taste of their own medicine

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Jay Gruden looks like Lil Red

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 4:54 PM EST reply actions  

No good SEC hoops to show?

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Have these people recently undergone a lobotomy?

I can imagine playing it all day long but yeesh.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 7, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes

The people that actually give a shit only watch when its live.

Now, watching their LIVE coverage all day long? That actually was awesome

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Either way ESPN is not gonna get good ratings no matter what they show

./NFL Playoffs

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I never got it, but apparently poker and college football share a rather large cross-section.

Something about addictive personalities.

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by Big Grizz on Jan 7, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Mayonnaise apologists.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

TD Cincinnati

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 4:56 PM EST reply actions  

HAMMONDBEAST.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 4:59 PM EST reply actions  

Pacman Jones misses contain. Drink!

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

How does one become a huge Houston Texans fan?

That sounds miserable.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

live in houston?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

a lot of people in Houston are already huge

so the leap isn’t that far away I would say



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by TheMightyErik on Jan 7, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

no no no that's san antonio

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

oh shit... my bad... I forgots :)



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by TheMightyErik on Jan 7, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

except for me of course!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

of course not hun! :)



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by TheMightyErik on Jan 7, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I kinda like the logo.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Texas: When The Cowboys Can Go Fuck Themselves

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

"obviously correct"? no.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 5:02 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, Bungles.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 5:08 PM EST reply actions  

I refuse to believe an NFL stadium can get loud enough to make it hard to hear on the field.

And yet Dalton is acting like he’s standing behind a jet engine.

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by Big Grizz on Jan 7, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, in the Edward Jones Dome

the constant drip of water you hear might get annoying.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

superdome is loud

probably about a half dozen legitimately loud stadiums

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

FedEx has been loud a couple times I've been there

90k people shouting “Dallas sucks” resonates. Heinz was loud last year in the playoffs.

Twittering for no good reason.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 7, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You don't realize how pumped Houston fans are about this.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 7, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sounds damn loud in Houston

this is why I watch the playoffs. More of an atmosphere.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

that didn't go well

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

Jay Gruden looks like a doofus

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:14 PM EST reply actions  

Rules to make life more interesting #56:

ALWAYS mentally replace “looks like” with “is”

by Amsterdam Admirals on Jan 7, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh AJ....

You were a dawg.. but now are an amazing Bengal.

/conflicted

Also that’s what the guy gets for playing racketball without glasses.

by CincyJacket on Jan 7, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

OH JESUS FUCK NOT THIS PIG AD!

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions  

YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

I’ll take NAPA KNOW HOW on loop over this!

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

would you rather

the decembertoremember or those assholes swilling sodas under an overpass?



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by TheMightyErik on Jan 7, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

YES

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

my tv must be 5 seconds behind the tv in the neighboring apts

whenever the bengals to something good, i hear shouting and jumping from them before the play is even snapped

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

Are you watching HD instead of SD?

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

yes.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

That would do it

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Brooks Reid huh?

I had forgotten about that douche

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 5:19 PM EST reply actions  

"I've lost 23 pounds"

So, several loaves from “the Breadtruck”

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:21 PM EST reply actions  

I guarentee you that they aren't working late

“in order to learn next year’s tax codes”

I call BS

Oh goody! More awards shows!

by CincyJacket on Jan 7, 2012 5:21 PM EST reply actions  

Good Lord.

Chelsea Handler looks like she’s been rode hard and put away wet. She’s 4 years younger than I am, and I look WAY better.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 7, 2012 5:23 PM EST reply actions  

hey i've been safe

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Fear has a way of doing that.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

well i should have said i've been safe...so far

since no one has REPOSTED anything of me

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

We iz nice, by and large

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I'm a dickhead

just not that sort of dickhead.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Right, I'm an asshole-

but not that kind of asshole

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

so who's the douchebag?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Whomever claims it

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

*Whoever*

stupid fat fingers

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

"I really love your peaches wanna shake your tree"

This wiull now be in my head all night.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

"Some call me the pompatous of love"

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

some people call me maurice

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I guess I'm the creeper. Or the douchebag.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

C'mon, she's saying she's better than Chelsea Handler

That’s like saying you can coach defense better than Kevin Steel. You don’t need pics to prove something like that

by CincyJacket on Jan 7, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not hard to look better than Ms. Handler

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

According to her she has been rode hard & put away wet

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Pitino is drinking chicken broth.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 5:26 PM EST reply actions  

it's the only way he can keep his raging libido in check during games

aside from premature ejaculation

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Bad challenge Cincy

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:28 PM EST reply actions  

It's Marvin Lewis

He’s good for one of those every couple of games.

by CincyJacket on Jan 7, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

So Cincy gonna Cincy?

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:33 PM EST reply actions  

I love you, Andy.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 7, 2012 5:33 PM EST reply actions  

Milky Way with creamy Nugent

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:36 PM EST reply actions  

Chris Berman?

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 7, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes I'm Chris Berman. I'mma tell ya what Eat At Applebees!

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=u-b4x0mGPIc

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 7, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I was about to go "That's one crazy ass car ad" then....I saw Kelly Clarkson

Doing the Lord’s work sir

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Real quotes, from a friend of mine:

“Wasn’t ‘The Bell Jar’ Sylvia Plath’s only novel?”

“Well, she also wrote ‘How to Clean Your Oven’.”

“Ahhh, the one published posthumously.”

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 5:38 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

The entire text of Plath's "How to Clean Your Oven"

“Have Daddy hire another servant.”

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 5:42 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Wat?

I mean, I appreciate a good Sylvia Plath joke as much as the next guy, but this ain’t it.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 7, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

dammit, i think i'm thinking of wolfe.

or someone else entirely. i have no idea.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

just apologize and say you didn't mean it and be honest about it

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

good jerb

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Philander, you bastard, Mango's through

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Good lord.

LVL actually plays inside a giant KFC.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 5:45 PM EST reply actions  

Mmm KFC

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

MY GOD

WHAT WOULD A GIANT KFC SMELL LIKE?

That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
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by SpartanGator on Jan 7, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ass

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Sex And Candy, here

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

what are two things that do not smell at all alike, alex?

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

You'd have to discuss it with Marcy Playground

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Casual squeakyfouls fan.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

KFC Double Down

Sadly, due to poor structural integrity, it’s an inferior sandwich. Needs something to hold it together. Real cheese might help.

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by SpartanGator on Jan 7, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The Bucket!

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 7, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

That arena looks like a vending machine.

Or a gas station.

Or a drive-thru window.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

someone in the souf

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Chili's would be better.

/has, in the past, spent GDP of small African nations at Chili’s on University Drive

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

(I should note, I did this back when Chili's was actually sort of good.)

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

No, for real

there was once a time when Chili’s actually based their menu around, you know, their chili.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

North Carolina State

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally off-topic

But I had Foxon Park Gassosa and I didn’t care for it (“Italian speciality soda” is apparently off-brand Sprite)

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

things i don't get and do not sound appetizing

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I never have manned up and tried that.

I have, however, had every other variety of Doc Browns, and they’re damned fine Cokes.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

UHH INT?

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 7, 2012 5:45 PM EST reply actions  

I thought they only got one a half?

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

two total. if you miss either, you don't get another one

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Marvin being Marvin

Bengals need a disgraced former college coach to watch the replays and tell them whether to challenge or not.

2x confirmed.

by CincyJacket on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

really gonna use ALL the challenges here?

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:46 PM EST reply actions  

/clonk

Dammit.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 5:46 PM EST reply actions  

NEW DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 7, 2012 5:47 PM EST reply actions  

ohhhhhhh marvin....your booth guys SUCK

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM EST reply actions  

/wakes up from nap

So, OU didn’t get run out of the gym by Kansas; that honor was had by aTm against ISU.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 7, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I noticed,

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Good job Cinci. Way to show 'em

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:48 PM EST reply actions  

I liked "Flyboys" and "TaleSpin" so I'll probably like "Red Tails"

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:56 PM EST reply actions  

LOLisville.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 5:56 PM EST reply actions  

Neil Rackers, winner of the Joaquin Phoenix Look-A-Like Contest

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:58 PM EST reply actions  

Amir Carlisle has transfered from USC to ND.

4th best RB prospect from 2011’s class.

Kiffin granted his release without a week of bitchiness like Dooley just pulled with that other recruit who is going to end up at UM or MSU.

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by PAK on Jan 7, 2012 5:58 PM EST reply actions  

x

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 7, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Lulz.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

So, am I supposed to read this as a “Smart kid recognizes he wants an education, not an STD” or “OUR ACADEMIC INTEGRITY HAS GONE TO SHIT SINCE BRIAN KELLY TOOK OVER WITH HIS OBJECTIVELY DISORDER GAS OFFENSE, THIS IS THE LAST STRAW. ACADEMICS SHOULD BE OUR MAIN PRIORITY. HOFLAFODSFGOSON!”

by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 7, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Oooh, so close.

The answer we were looking for was, “WELL HE’LL JUST BE WASTED ANYWAY BECAUSE KELLY HATES THE RUNNING GAME AND AMERICA.”

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ACS handled the humor so I'll give the serious reply.

His choice came down to USC and ND and ended up at USC to be closer to his family – his dad was S&C coach for the 49ers. He has since taken a job at Purdue so he wants to stay close to his family as they move to the midwest. He actually had a pretty good year for a true freshman last year.

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by PAK on Jan 7, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd have thought USC's standard list of "no transfers"

would include the other Pac-12 teams and Notre Dame.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

So now Up All Night is in Community's spot

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 5:59 PM EST reply actions  

FAT MAN TD!

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:01 PM EST reply actions  

Bonus points cause he's from Wisconsin!

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

x

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 7, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

damn that was fast!



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by TheMightyErik on Jan 7, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

totally!



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by TheMightyErik on Jan 7, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

just because he weighs 320 doesn't mean he's fat.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

fat = term of endearment

does not work on women

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

nope never

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

anyone see the hit on ST?

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:04 PM EST reply actions  

Cinci failing to score points here because Marvin Lewis wasted 2 TO's on terrible challenges...

is the most Cincinatti Bengals thing ever.

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by PAK on Jan 7, 2012 6:07 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

the bengals have not yet begun to derp.

the wasted challenges are just how they stretch out their derping muscles before getting serious about it.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Does no one realize that Chelsea Handler can't act?

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 6:08 PM EST reply actions  

act like a what

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

A hag? A drunken bitch?

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

nope i'm pretty sure she has THOSE down

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

that doesn't count as acting

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Because women have been told they are supposed to like her? "Hey she sleeps and drinks!"

“Ain’t that cool?”

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

sleeps around*

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck, i could write those books she did then

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If you wrote them I might actually read them

I was forced to watch her talk show once. My thoughts: “She drinks vodka like a fish and intentionally is a vicious hag just to get shock value”

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

but this one has a woman, it's completely new and original

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

valid point.

its really a rather interesting turning point in society that behaviors typically attributed to men now going to women and what everyone thinks about it truly.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

It was stupid before, and it's stupid now

Even stupider since the fact that it’s the other gender apparently makes it new.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

oh i'm not saying premise of tv show-wise its not dumb

i’m just saying that in general women starting to bahave like men is a kinda new thing

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

not really, this is just the next step, I guess.

/sigh.
//doesn’t really like it with either gender

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 7, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe not as new as you think

they had some shit about this topic on the prohibition mini series.

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

how about more widespread?

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

No

It’s just actually openly discussed now.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

because its more commonly seen?

of the fact that the people behaving that way have more power?

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Also we got cameras & social media everywhere so everything is now seen more.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

god forbid that people like to see women fucking around

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Quite a lot of people

There’s a whole billion dollar industry built around it

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i mean there's a reason jersey shore and teen mom work

people like to see trashy women get fucked up and have a trainwreck

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

no i totally followed.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

From what I saw of Jersey Shore, the guys far outweight the women in trash

I think in general all those shows are designed to get the point & laugh or freak show reaction.

Also “Thank God I’m not like that!”

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

i wasn't talking about the main characters necessarily

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Unfortunately

way too many of the “thank god I’m not like that” crowd are EXACTLY fucking like that.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Nick gets it right.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

amazingly enough i wasn't being literal

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't exactly know the cause of why

The cynic in me would say that business people realized how much money could be made off of targeting women as an audience instead of completely ignoring half the audience.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

More than half of the audience that actually matters.

Since women are more likely to be buying a lot of the products that are advertised on on primetime TV.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 7, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Bigger issue is why they keep targeting the younger demographics

I don’t know about younger women but most guys around my age just don’t watch much tv overall.

Video Games, Dating, Partying, Sports, etc

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

women in college WATCH ALL THE TV

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

*nods* Sounds about right to me.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Not in primetime.

It’s all food, household products, clothes and cars.

Sports is, of course, the other way around, probably more so than it should be.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 7, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

probably like 60-70%

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

How many women do I know that do those "man things"

That drink and love their alcohol,
That talk openly about their love life,
That has a rabid love of their football team,
That has a reputation for walking around their house pantsless….

I swear I know someone like that…but I just cant think of who…

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

i know more than one.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm basing this on the fact that she seems like a shitty person in general and has no talent

Plus NBC is making it worse by saying she’s too old to play herself. God that must be insulting as hell.

I’m not against characters boozing & sleeping around (Hell I like Franklin & Bash).

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

You like Franklin and Bash?

You’re the fucking reason for these shows existing

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck You, Nick. TNT is not NBC.

I didn’t cancel Community & put garbage on in its place.

I also liked Boston Legal which was basically the same.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd agree. But you can go eat a dick for saying I cause shit like Two And A Half Men

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK YOU NICK

I watch Walking Dead & HBO shows! What more do you want!?

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

DID YOU WATCH RUBICON?

IT NEEDS YOU MORE THAN WALKING DEAD DOES

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

RUBICON GOT CANCELED!

SO DID LONE STAR!

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Rubicon was so good. :|

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by PAK on Jan 7, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

How many hours of ESPN* have you watched in the last month, Nick?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You're part of a different problem.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, the destruction of college sports

is far less important than whether Nick gets to watch Rubicon.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Obligatory

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 7, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

A coworker was telling me about an episode of "Modern Family" (I think that was the name)

and I don’t watch network TV at all, so I have no idea if the show is a hit or not. But he’s describing the episode as the nerdy dad goes to the doctor because his arm hurt, or something like that, and he becomes more and more convinced that he has something bad. The doctor calls and leaves a message to call him back, and because it was on a Saturday the rest of the family figures something must be really bad. The guys gets more and more wound up, and the rest of the family does too, and the guy is basically weeping when he calls the doctor back… who wants to talk about a real estate listing with the guy.

I listened to this recap, and my first thought was: didn’t they do this plot on “I Love Lucy” or “The Life of Reilly” back in 1956?

Is this generally what TV today is like?

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 7, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much yeah. Nothing new under the un.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

i've never seen it

but it seems to have quite a following amongst the commentariat

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not in/about NYC so it can't be good to Nick.

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by PAK on Jan 7, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

?

I can’t think of a show set in New York that has been good in the past 5 years. Modern Family is just an incredibly overrated program.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

the last season of curb was in NY

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

he's a victim of circumstance

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing's new under the sun.

Especially with family-friendly sitcom plots. It’s all about the writing and the delivery, which Modern Family has.

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by PAK on Jan 7, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And people make fun of Two And A Half Men for it as well

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

*joins you in weeping*

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think it is anymore, at least not right now.

Not that its replacement will be any better.

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by PAK on Jan 7, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Whitney & Are You There, Chelsea will be many things NBC

But “Happy Hour” isn’t one of them.

Community fans, these replaced your show btw. I don’t even watch Community and that move is bullcrap.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:10 PM EST reply actions  

LOOK AT MY TOUCH SCREEN

LOOK! WE BUY FANCY EQUIPMENT! I CAN TOUCH THE SCREEN!

/I hate it when ESPN and CNN do that.

by CincyJacket on Jan 7, 2012 6:12 PM EST reply actions  

i like it better when they fuck it up

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I can touch the screen at Wal-Marts auto center

I’m not impressed.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's huddle around our single touchscreen.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 7, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How nice for them.

I touch my screen hundreds of times a day.

PHRASING

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Is this where we are now?

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by allicolls on Jan 7, 2012 6:14 PM EST reply actions  

Is there somewhere else we should be?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Hef's Grotto?

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I should probably be at the office.

But it’s hard enough to keep myself from getting in the car and driving to New Orleans, so I think I’m doing well enough to just be sitting on my couch.

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by allicolls on Jan 7, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

are you alive?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup.

Had an unintentionally productive day, starting with a 10 am phone call that I needed to meet my dad at the Chevy dealership because my sister’s car would not turn off.

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by allicolls on Jan 7, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

strange...also glad you liked my present this morning

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

*turns on cloaking device*

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Which thread should I read for a recap of last night's spidery events?

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by allicolls on Jan 7, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

the first?

but synopsis is someone being a douche, then being an ass then being like “you can’t ban me i’m not technically breaking rules” gets nuked from oribit for everyone

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

oh its a constant eye

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

??

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 7, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

*Marches a force towards SB Nations front gates*

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

In the sky?

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 7, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

oh good album

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

What I wonder most is WTF was going on/brought it on

It just came flying out of Crazytown

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

when neitzche realized that, he started talking to horses

which is better than becoming a horse(’s ass), i suppose.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

do i have to get syphillis first or can i skip that step?

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

up to you I guess

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

fanshot Burrito Electrico with a scary dude card pic

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

We were all totally outclassed by the greatest troll ever.

Or, alternatively, someone needs to take their act back to ESPN Conversations.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

was it somebody new?

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

bamathasher apparently

and the thread has been nuked it seems

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, we haven't broken him...

yet.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 7, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

i remember bamathrasher

but i’m having trouble distinguishing him from the general group of bama fans on here as a whole. I know Phocion, TexaninNYC, and WallaceWade. The rest all kind of lump together

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Because they all tend towards "DURRRR HERP DERP RAWLLLLLL TAWDDDD"

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by PAK on Jan 7, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

the ones who frequent ATVS are WAY worse

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I checked my comment numbers last night out of curiosity

Over 11k and pretty much all since this past August.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

nope.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

But who is gonna be sad about one less Bama fan, right?

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by allicolls on Jan 7, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

One less Bama fan is a tragedy

A million fewer Bama fans is a statistic

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

smirk

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Just because the thread got nuked

doesn’t mean it’s remains aren’t still on the internet

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

why no bob, i don't want to hear about brees' contract negotations

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 6:15 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Well too bad cause I'm telling you

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Give him a dumptruck full of money.

If not, you’re dumb.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 7, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

pay him whatever it takes to keep him there

but not a penny more.

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yup.

If they asked every person in the Superdome on any given gameday if they’d personally contribute, every single one of them would sell a kid or something if they had to.

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by allicolls on Jan 7, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Chase Daniels baby!

seriously, though, he’s not leaving. They’ll franchise him until they get a deal done.

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

i was wrong.

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

None of my fantasy teams did nearly as bad as that tv add insinuated

Reg Season totals: 10 wins, 10 wins, 9 wins, 6 wins.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 6:22 PM EST reply actions  

I lost $200 by one point.

One fucking point. I came back to take the lead and lost it thanks to dump-off passes to Felix Jones in garbage time and had 2 people end w/79 yards rushing (no fractional points).

Twittering for no good reason.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 7, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

act two? wtf.

and truffle get your dad off my tv

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 6:22 PM EST reply actions  

knowing the Bengals and Marvin Lewis

they never bothered to institute hand signals

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 6:27 PM EST reply actions  

WOOT.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 6:31 PM EST reply actions  

Women beat UCONN as well!

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