FOR ALL THE OVERDRAFT PROTECTION: BBVA COMPASS BOWL OPEN THREAD
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Can you taste the excitement of college football's 31st most prestigious bowl, the BBVA Compass Bowl? SMU's June Jones was railroaded by butt hurt Arizona State power brokers at the zero hour and forced to stay at SMU only to be usurped for the Sun Devils' vacancy by Pitt's carpet bagging commitment-phobe Todd Graham. PLOT TWIST!
None the less, the 2012 BBVA Compass Bowl seeks to answer some very paramount questions: Given scarcity, a hangover, and boredom, how much bad football can you sustain? Is the pinnacle of the quasi-perverse meat market of creeping on muscular 17-and-18 year olds, an exhibition football game, ever preferable to an actual collegiate exhibition? If an actual battle of who could careless was staged, who would rue the day and simply care less? And finally, of course, what the hell is a Keith Patterson anyway?
Before you head to Happy Valley to become part of new Penn State head coach B.o.B.'s inaugural coaching staff, join your fellow man in making this superbly average football game the cornerstone of a given Saturday.
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Am I the 1st poster
or last one on this thread?
We better not risk it, been nice knowing you rook0119.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
was just making hypotheticals
I thought this would be the last post not the 1st, I’m genunely shocked that 10s of people are watching the game.
buffalo hunt?

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
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by VUfanInNJ on Jan 7, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why is this about the Compass bowl?
And not an actual championship?
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Carrying on Penn State discussion that I don't want to die
So, yeah, the fuck? Were the fans and players always like this and I was oblivious or are we just now seeing how fucking insane they are?
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I imagine without a reason to look at a fanbase (ie a crisis, a championship, a tragicomedy of errors) we never get to know a base
Some of this would have happened no matter what because Paterno has been there as head coach since I WAS 10 YEARS OLD.
It is oh so exacerbated by a new world of PR hell. That PSU people don’t get affects the coaching hire in so many ways. THey aren’t just hiring a coach, they are trying to clean up an image as swiftly as possible.
And I can’t imagine many wanted to take the job. They want someone else to have the first two – four years of hell.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Paterno had been head coach since before I was born.
SEE I’M NOT OLD
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Yeah, well, we stole your hockey team.
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YEA MATH ERROR I AM NOT AS OLD
I was a baby when he became head coach
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
NOTAS OLD OLD OLD baby when Paterno took over. PHEW
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
This
I imagine without a reason to look at a fanbase (ie a crisis, a championship, a tragicomedy of errors) we never get to know a base
I think fans or people close to the school in some way may have an idea about a fanbase, but that stuff never becomes known to the rest of fandom until something happens to make it known.
Everyone in the country thinks our fanbase is “crazy”. Ask a UK fan though, and you will get a much more complicated answer.
When they came to South Bend in 2006...
uh. Yikes.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
SMU just doesn't have the ring to it that SNUD does.
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The FCS Championship Game is on as well.
THERE WILL BE SNUD.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Are salt water pools easier to keep clean than chlorine pools?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:03 PM EST reply actions
clean or balanced?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
Yais.
I’ve just heard of the salt water pools, so I have no idea.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
info from wikipedia.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
No pool is easy to keep clean.
I mean, it’s not that hard if you go fuck with it EVERY SINGLE GOTDAMNED DAY.
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The two biggest PITA issues
are cleaning or backwashing the filter regularly so that you’re not pumping shit back INTO the pool, and trying to recover in the inevitable annual (or monthly) instance where the weather changes drastically for a few days and throws everything off-kilter.
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Do you have chlorine sensitivity issues?
Or have some circumstance around that use up the available chlorine real suddenly?
I’d put it in the list of things to consider if building a new pool, but i wouldn’t tear out something else to put it in. If you are struggling to keep the pool sanitary, buy a (used) chemtrol and get it set up.
As far as just physically clean, no. no better.
by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Jan 7, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
No sensitivity issues that I know of
But the pool comments started last thread and I had heard of salt water pools, so I asked.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
my cousin has one and swears it's easier. plus the whole, non-chlorine thing is nicer
no crazy chemicals/smell/etc
At least I have a beach.
But there is chlorine.
It’s not “salt water”, it’s using salt to generate chlorine. The difference is that there’s no combined chlorine, because the process gets rid of it.
If your regular chlorine pool is clean and in balance, there’s no chlorine smell either, even if the actual free chlorine level is way high.
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I used to run an indoor pool.
Its possible that we ran it a little high on the chlorine. But, we never had trouble with smells and chloramines.
Now, the time the chemical pump malfunctioned and siphoned a whole barrel of hydrochloric acid into the pool overnight kinda sucked. All the sodium bicarbonate!
by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Jan 7, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
I think I saw that on Are You Afraid of the Dark once
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Didn't bother to check before i got in that morning.
Burned the eyes a bit. pH got down to 4.somthing, IIR.
/coolstorybro.
by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Jan 7, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
so what makes the smell? because I'm not sure I've ever been in a pool that DIDNT smell
At least I have a beach.
SCIENCE
Okay, the reason for the chlorine is to kill off contaminants in the water, right? When it does this, it combines with what it’s killed off, and the combined substance is what gives off the odor.
In other words, when a pool smells like chlorine, it’s either just been cleaned after experiencing a problem (sudden algae bloom, or an “accident”), or it’s actually still DIRTY even if it doesn’t look like it.
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you people always blame the goats.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So, my question is
In most pools, the chlorine is in the form of some ion, right? Diatomic chlorine (gas) has a pretty distinctive smell, so I imagine that pools smell like chlorine when something causes the gas to be released
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Basically, yes.
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It is
usually sodium hypochlorite
by Just Another Michigan Man on Jan 8, 2012 3:54 AM EST up reply actions
well....great! I probably shouldn't have asked and continued living in ignorance.
But then, I’ve swum in lakes and oceans, and there’s probably a lot worse floating around in there so. However, I will probably refrain from canonballing into Louisiana swamps. Not into the brain-eating amoeba and all that.
At least I have a beach.
Yes, but from neti pots.
So boil your water before you neti-pot.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Who uses hot water directly from the tap for anything but bathing/washing things anyway?
Have you people seen the inside of a hot water heater?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
since they are obviously the cause of this.
/amoebas die.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
...
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
So good.
I also direct you to this classic, where a guy does the Neti with water, then coffee, then whiskey. It does not go well.
Neti with coffee, you say?
Go on.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
I shotgunned a sprite one time. I imagine it went something like that
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Just watching the grimace on his face kills me every time.
Even before he pours anything. He knows it’s about to be uncomfortable.
Ended up on a video for Nasadren...
If that stuff is half as good as the video made it look, it needs to be in the US yesterday. I have chronic sinusitis and the neti pot, while effective, is irritating…
I didn't know Big East football traveled through water too!
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
The amoeba are in most any warm water, I think
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
Given that people have been swimming in water for hundreds of thousands of years
I think the amoeba is the least of your worries
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
Or gators.
Or snakes. Or [x varmint] or [y varmint] or [z varmint]
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
This is a good point. Perhaps KG can just go by himself and me and the kids will move in with
my sister in Elkhart. Not my favorite sibling, but can’t beat the location (right next to South Bend).
At least I have a beach.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
I didn’t know there was such a thing as “smells like an RV” but after going to Elkhart, I know that it is indeed a thing and it’s awful.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Oh, trust me, I've SEEN it. But my next closest relative lives in VIRGINIA. That's not
so great for game days.
At least I have a beach.
this team, I am a member
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I will fully support this! Unfortunately, I am not yet a millionaire, so someone
else will need to finance it……..Londonjoe??
At least I have a beach.
Not a millionaires game. This isn't Ayn Rand's fantasyland
the only people will the money and the will are governments. Thankfully, a siloed tax got voted through in NC so we should have trains by 2018
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Booze sales on the train.
Self-financing.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
GENIUS.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
Not very well.
I’m thinking more like that Coors Party train.
Might need a couple of cars for families.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
That is a good plan.
They need to change the zoning in/around the TRP so it can benefit more work trips, though.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
they're gonna have a series of different trains
the fast trains will be on the Charlotte to RTP corridor and hopefully one up to DC (this one has a ton of federal money behind it but apparently Virginia is being dildos). The RTP trains will be more MRT types that run from Durham, to Chapel Hill to Raleigh
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Right, I know
I’m saying RTP needs to be more dense for transit to effectively capture a larger share of work trips.
(i do this stuff for a living)
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Yes. Yes it does. Part of the problem is that given some of the research that goes down there
you don’t really want a big population center nearby. I mean, I can walk to work. this is not the case for most people
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I can. I don't do it,mind you, but I can.
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Why not?
I’m about 5 miles from work but I never get up early enough to ride my bike :-(
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
I have a sweet parking spot.
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Nooooooooooo
Tell your employer to cash out your parking benefit and then walk to work!
/sobs into copy of “The High Cost of Free Parking”
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
That Charlotte to RTP train would have been fantastic to have when I lived there
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given how much business we do in DC, the train to DC would be really, really, nice
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FUCK RONALD REAGAN AIRPORT
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/post landing video and anlysis again.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
I like National a lot, especially for the layout and connections
Dulles is just so far out
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
South Bend has SUPERTRAINS for ya.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, South Shore line
I took that train to Chicago and then the Empire Builder back home more than a few times.
Why yes, this case of beer is part of my luggage, but don’t worry it won’t be there when we reach my stop
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Empire Builder is a great ride.
Not sure how much fun it would be on such a short jump as Chi-[REDACTED].
It's still about 4 hours. Plenty of time to get drunk
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That's enough time to get drunk, vomit, pass out, get hungover, and get drunk again
My loyal heart avows no other.
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/thinks about this
/vomits from premature motion sickness
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
I took it to Seattle once, that was about 23 hours
I imagine Portland is similar
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Basically the same.
They split in Spokane, as you probably know.
But I think you’re misremembering, it should be more like 30 hours.
I do drink a lot
I knew it took more than a day, but I was thinking a lot of that was spent waiting for my train in Chicago… oh well
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Fuck that.
Teleportation. FOR THE FUTURE.
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Doesn't it seem to you
that if we really had Star Trek teleportation, we’d all be immortal?
Who the hell wouldn’t program in filters to scrub contaminants, eh?
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But isn't it equally likely
that such a filter would also kill all the beneficial bacteria living in your GI system?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
Hiesenburg?

This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Free yogurt at all teleporter stations.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
I want one of those old ones
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oh, no, he designs the new light ones that can be pulled by minivans!
RV’s FOR THE MASSES!!
At least I have a beach.
He'll break sales records in Michigan
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they call them caravans
and yes, they have rednecks in England, Virginia
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Elkhart: It's Almost as Good as South Bend!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
Heeheehee
Elkhart: At least it’s not Granger!
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Granger: It Doesn't Smell Like Terre Haute!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
Stop! One of my good friends lived in Granger
And they have the BEST RESTAURANT EVER!!
//mmmmmmm Yesterdays.
At least I have a beach.
My mother grew up in Granger.
How else would I know all these dinky little towns there?
My loyal heart avows no other.
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/stops at stoplight
//stops at stoplight
///stops at stoplight
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
You have aroused Indiana's interest in creating a special Stoplight Police force.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
There is a difference in smells too.
I’m pretty sensitive, I swear I can smell it in tap water sometimes. Doing a load of whites with bleach can give me headache. So the water may just smell to you.
The bitter, eye reddening crap that feels like a layer of stank right above the water is your chloramines. Pee, skin cells, kids that don’t wipe well, leaves, etc…
by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Jan 7, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
Or my constant bugaboo:
drowned squirrels.
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Hey, don't blame ME
I’m not the rodent so stupid I fell into a pool and drowned.
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Ok, to be sensitive to the Louisianans here, we'll refer to "drowned squirrels" as "lunch" from now on.
nomonomnom
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Walker's in England
did not market “Arkysaw Squirrel” potato crisps. No, it was “Cajun Squirrel”.
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AND YES IT'S A REAL THING

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I blame "The Waterboy"
Arkansawians are the ones eating squirrel.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Pulled three of those out of my pool this year
Things are so stupid they can’t even find the ladder to get out. There’s NOTHING like reaching into the skimmer to dump it and grabbing a drowned tree rat.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 7, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
It's usually not a matter of "finding" the exit.
They fall in, they’re basically dead before they can surface anyway.
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Not sure a 20' fall into water would kill a squirrel
I’ve seen them fall that far out of trees onto the ground and get up and run away.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 7, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
/nathanfillion.gif
Fall into water.
SUBMERGE.
Breathe.
Drown.
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Rats can swim very well
I’d think the tree-dwelling variety could too. But three of ‘em in my skimmer does seem to say otherwise. Or else and awful lot of them fall in to the pool every summer, and these are Darwin’s losers.
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-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 7, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
It's different FALLING into the water from height
and being swept up in a current, or caught in rising water.
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SNUD.
Because, once again, I can’t take you seriously if you spell “Bearkats” with a K.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
I bet their favorite band is a vegetable that also uses K instead of C
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
I was going to go with
Kukumber
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Oknion
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
1/2 hour of football ... then squeekyhoops.
Go Sam Houston St!
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:06 PM EST reply actions
So
Is Sam Houston State dude gonna go prosciutto again?
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Saw something interesting in the backround
watching the Bolton-Macclesfield matchup. Yes a giant yellow sphere.

Is this a sunsphere imposter? What penalties will the Sunsphere impose on Brits who worship this false god?
by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 1:06 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
King of England wanted a divorce,
so they built their own Sunsphere.
by Salt on Jan 7, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Never anger a sunsphere!

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by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Jan 8, 2012 3:05 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Can't watch the I-AA championship
I’ll get raegy over our stupid conference rules
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 1:06 PM EST reply actions
So Pitt has four coaches at this game.
Total.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:07 PM EST reply actions
Yes.
Paul Chryst, Wisconsin’s OC.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
First play, Sincere busts a 37-yard pass play.
WOOHOO
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GO SNOOD
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:08 PM EST reply actions
Anyone unsure which game to watch: SNUD / SAMHOUSTON HAS CROWD NOISE!!
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
You are forgetting
that the entire state of North Dakota is, if not wholly mythical anyway, evil and repugnant.
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I've got nothing against the state of North Dakota.
I am, of course, exceedingly glad that I do not live there.
We're playing UND in icypuck soon
Board commenting seems to indicate I should be raegy
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
Bama.
Dook hoops.
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There are plenty of casual fans of either sport who are willing to root for Dook or Bammer.
This is not true of Fucking North Dakota.
I know casual fans who root for UND.
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In a GOOD way.
RIGHT?
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Sure!
(You and a select group)
(Not the crazy Westboro Baptist people)
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Oh, fuck those guys.
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No one in KS likes them and would like them to go away.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
no one anywhere likes them
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
They are absolute trash.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
When you can get Michigan, Minnesota, Wisconsin and Notre Dame fans in complete hug-it-out agreement, you know there's some real hate there.
I know why Bama is evil
besides their mascot what makes ND so hated?
For starters:
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Lovely
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 7, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, the Donald Sterling of the midwest.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 7, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Oregon is bankrolled by athletic-wear money. Oklahoma State is bankrolled by energy money.
North Dakota is bankrolled by Nazi enthusiast money.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
/reads Wikipedia page
Well….uh…..wow
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
When you combine that guy with the fact that the ND state legislature passing laws that put the University in direct opposition to NCAA laws
It makes me very glad I don’t root for the other UND
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
yes, well Nazi enthusiast money carred the Reds to two world series.
Didn’t karmacally impact Pete Rose or Joe Morgan at all.
No.
Not at all.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
And that is why they get Dusto.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Entitled assholes with no redeeming qualities as human beings.
The average North Dakota fan makes Harvey Updyke look like one of us.
So is just getting a tie with them a big deal then?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Title.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Never mind, already tied one and lost one to them
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, too bad.
I would have loved to see Harvard fans and North Dakota fans interact.
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I know there is a South Dakota, because they have tourist stuff I want to do someday
North Dakota? I don’t about that
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
If you start in SD and head north, you passed ND if you reach Canada.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
I actually do want to visit Badlands as well as the monuments.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
If you ignore the actual history behind Rushmore
It’s quite the sight to marvel at
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
It was badly... oversold? Overproduced?
But my favorite place is a place with no obvious human touch at all, so there ya go.
Well...I could really get spidery but I'm not
But it was very very sacred Indian ground. I’ll leave it at that
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
definitely my least favorite national park
for all those reasons to which you allude.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
ok, least favorite part of the NPS
website says national memorial.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
That's one of those that is meh to look at
But the video of how it was built is sickening.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
BUT YOU CAN LOOK OUT FROM THE TOP AND SEE SOUTHERN ILLINOIS!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
Yep. Just like Devil's Tower.
Which is badass
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
It's pretty titties.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
I'm going to Zion and Bryce Canyon in March.
Cannot. fucking. wait.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
We are going canyoneering through the Zion Narrows!
and hiking Angel’s Landing!
hopefully I make it back alive. Boyfriend is worried I’m gonna get eaten by a bear. (He is obviously not going on this trip)
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
There's no bear there.
The Narrows may still be pretty cold. Angel’s Landing is badass. Try to do the Observation Point hike if you have a chance.
Zion.
It’s basically across the canyon from Angel’s Landing. Longer hike, and the east rim is higher up, so you end up with a vantage on the whole valley. You could do both on the same day, but you’d have to really book it.
Angel’s Landing was cool for the crazy chain-assisted last half mile, but Observation Point was maybe more satisfying in the long run.
The chain assists are already freaking me out a little
I’ll definitely look into Observation Point.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Have you ever done any type of rock climbing
or even low level scrambling? If so, it won’t be a big deal. Always keep three points of contact and move slow.
If you’re extremely afraid of heights? You may find yourself stopping short. And if it’s wet or snowy, you just don’t do those hikes.
I took just a little daypack and trail running shoes up Angel’s Landing. In retrospect, I probably could have taken a little heavier shoe, but the flexbility was nice for the scrambling parts.
I know logically I can handle it
and if it is wet or snowy, we will skip. The friends I’m going with are very experienced rock/mountain climbers.
My experience is mostly hiking/backpacking/snowshoeing.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Once you control the vertigo aspect of it, and just focus on where you're putting your feet,
you’ll be fine if you hike a lot. And your climber friends will think it’s nothing.
I CAN DO IT
GONNA DO IT
Hiked Pinnacle Peak in Rainier last year in 2010 and that was amazing.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
I literally froze on Angel's Landing
Not because of cold (although it was November) — the acrophobia just kicked in something fierce and I couldn’t move for ten minutes. I had scoot on my buttocks back down the trail until I felt safe to slowly get up on wobbly knees and make a shaky trek back to the trail head. I’ve never been able to do vertiginous hikes since.
This is what I'm afraid of.
Hopefully it won’t happen.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
There is one step you have to take
where the whole thing narrows to about 2 feet wide and it’s >1000 feet down on either side. But by the time you reach if you should have gotten your climbing legs under you.
I will be honest, the commercial
with the girl trading in Points for a rock, shoes, nylons makes me a little sick just watching.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
I love Zion.
The whole place is gorgeous.
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by allicolls on Jan 7, 2012 1:49 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
And now that the words Nazi and Zion are on the same page
We’re going to get some very confused white supremacists stumbling in here.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BamaThrasher?
Too soon?
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
is it up for posterity?
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Sadface...
Was there like actual racism, or more dropping KG’s real name.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I went to bed during the 4th quarter
Apparently I missed all the fireworks.
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by allicolls on Jan 7, 2012 2:01 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Yeah I was just making a terrible joke
It was not a fight about race
(at least I don’t think so, I wasn’t actually here)
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED
I’m confused and scared
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I wondered where he went
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Away for good.
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Damn. Now I want to go there
But I did have the pleasure of taking a trip down through Denver to Mesa Verde and onto the GC a couple of years ago. THAT was fucking awesome.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Oh gotcha.
Yeah. That too. It’s really one of those places you could walk by and go “Oh that’s neat,” and leave. It’s definitely a must see but the place itself is very very…meh
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
Oh hai mr buffalo. Mind if I pass plz?
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
This is a damn lie.
You drive through South Dakota and part of Wyoming to reach Montana.
(And you don’t even miss anything relevant in Montana in the process.)
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I live in Eastern SD. If you find yourself there, get your ass moving to the west ASAP
Don’t stop until you see bluffs. Then it’s pretty nice out there
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
One of my favorite places in the world
Too bad it’s associated with such terrible living conditions.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
I love NCAA12 because they have wildcat formations
Named according to the team using them. Like “Wild frog” etc
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
His favorite player is Wes Welker??
Holy fuck I would have never guessed that.
Don't judge me
but I’ll still be watching a fair bit of basketball for the next 45 minutes or so. We’re within 3 points of Duke in the second half!
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Hey!
16 minutes until Tiggers v Cats.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah yeah yeah.
Basketball doesn’t start until Tuesday.
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Doesn't throw the ball much?
Paul Johnson would like to know how you don’t throw the ball much and still have 2400 yards
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:12 PM EST reply actions
Well, he wasn't lying
He actually has a bench warrant out for his arrest.
This is why I believed the Philly mob story
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Getting money together to pay the bond
It’s a traffic warrant, he didn’t kill anyone.
I hope.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
They don't issue bench warrants when you're wanted for murder.
They hunt you down.
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True
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
so says he? I was wondering how you found about the bench warrant
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
He sent me the picture of the warrant he got in the mail
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
hey let me show you my new photos. Let's see, here is my new niece, a great car I might buy and oh yea, a bench warrant
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Oh, Tino.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:13 PM EST reply actions
What a lovely picture of Legion Field and surrounding B-ham
I count at least 83 snipers.
Sposed to be SEC
Wisconsin could never play at Legion Field
because if the fans tried to jump, we’d have the largest stadium disaster in history.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
These teams are silly. Neither of these places are actually states
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:18 PM EST reply actions
Where is the I-AA championship being played?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 1:19 PM EST reply actions
Wasn't it usually in the southeast?
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
It was at Marshall for a long time
then it was in Chattanooga for awhile.
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Yeah. Chatt is where I was thinking
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
Frisco, TX
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Is that Sam Houston's home turf?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
Not... really.
SHSU is in Huntsville, about 45 minutes north of Houston.
Frisco is 45 minutes north of downtown Dallas.
That said, sure, SHSU has more of a presence.
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Okay, so they just picked Frisco then as the field
I would know more about the I-AA bracket IF WE COULD PLAY IN IT
/rant
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Looks like the stadium
for a small Texas high school.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
Isn't this FC Dallas' home ground?
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by The Missing T on Jan 7, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Yep.
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mmmm gravlax.
also, i just neurotically guilt tripped myself into buy apples from one stall at this morning’s farmer’s market and apple butter at the other orchard’s stall, becuause i know the one saw be buying from the other and i didn’t want any feelings.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 1:19 PM EST reply actions
*any hurt feelings
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
So apparently some current college player (unknown who) is looking into transferring to Notre Dame.
Fans iz very confuzed.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:19 PM EST reply actions
Is this a difficult thing to do academically?
I know Michigan’s pretty stingy about transfer credits/transfer admission, which is why it’s pretty rare for them to take transfers. Is Notre Dame similar?
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It's Brian Kelly's Fault
Accepting a transfer is just another case of this guy destroying our program!
by The voice of NDNation on Jan 9, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
It's partially that
but more of, “You…wait, you’re transferring to Notre Dame? This must be some sort of mistake.”
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah let me pull up my transfer apps from 04 that I never ended up submitting
Hey there, Texas and Illinois!
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
It's very difficult if you're not transferring from schools Holy Cross, Seattle U, Loyola, etc that have very similar curricula and missions
A lot of classes do not transfer, so unless you were going to to school with the express intention of eventually transferring to Notre Dame, it’s not easy.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
And he was transferring from Holy Cross, with the express intention of transferring to Notre Dame.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Did he learn the pump-and-dump at Holy Cross or at ND?
by Kenneth Powers on Jan 7, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think Holy Cross has finance classes.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
finance is not a prerequisite for churning
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What's the story of the dude who transferred from FSU? He didn't even play- I
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
whoops. I'm not sure he was even enrolled
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Prestwood? I don't know. Last I heard his transfer was completed. He's likely sitting out the year.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
the offensive lineman that sat out last year. might be prestwood. Just didn't like FSU or something
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Prestwood was this year. He was originally committed to ND, enrolled early at FSU, then transferred in June after not liking FSU
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
PLAYERS WHO QUIT ON THEIR TEAMS AND WANT TO COME HERE AREN'T WELCOME
OBJECTIVELY. DISORDERED. SIR.
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Obligitory pic is obligatory

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by Ron Zook Owes Me a Liver on Jan 7, 2012 1:20 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Just curious, where did you find that?
I know the photog
by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Jan 7, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
Google images my friend
And the overwhelming feeling in my heart that pitt consume fecal matter
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by Ron Zook Owes Me a Liver on Jan 7, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
Gotcha. Thanks for typing it out.
I still get confused when people type GIS, always expect a conversation about arcview or something.
by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Jan 7, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
not me...just a drunk CPA filled with hate
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by Ron Zook Owes Me a Liver on Jan 7, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
SunBeast Conference representin'

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 7, 2012 1:23 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Just think of the five young women who could be there.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
THIS BOWL HAS AN ESS EEE SEE TIE-IN PAWWWLL
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN AN ESS EEE SEE TEAM DOESN’T PLAY
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 7, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
I love bowl games
in which get to hear individual people cheering. This is going to be a massacre on the lines of Clemson-WVU. When Sunseri is ground up into a fine powder by mid 2nd quarter I wonder if 8 ball will snort him.
I think 8-Ball is still facedown in a drainage ditch in Miami.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
maybe he is coming to now....but it is along way home hitching
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
So Edmonton Eskimos vs. BC Lions looks like a pretty good game here.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
suddenly curious if the eskimos get the same kind of flak other teams with native american nicknames get.
or does no one care because LULZCANADA?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
(changes name to Edmonton First Nations)
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+28? Holy. Fucking. Balls.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:27 PM EST reply actions
You need the rescue yellow for the snowdrifts, right?
/lolucold
//notthiswinter
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
50 when I drove out of work yesterday. !!! WTF?????
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
65 here in Baltimore
I have the windows open
Went to grocery in T-shirt with no jacket today
/then again, I never wear jackets
//like to freak people out by not wearing a coat whenever possible
///I don’t get cold
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure what that has to do with the price of tea in China
but you’re correct.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
Did I watch these two play already or did I watch the games that turned into this game? Must have been second......wow that was a while ago
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Changing channels, one of the Spanish language channels had music video on.
American Bandstand on the beach.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:28 PM EST reply actions
apparently the only place in Bham that wasn't giving Compass Bowl tickets away for free
Was Compass Bank. Pretty sure you could get free tickets with an oil change, with the purchase of $50 worth of groceries, or by setting foot in a Wachovia.
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You still have Wachovia?
And yeah, I’ve heard stories of people trying to dump Compass Bowl tickets in vain
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
And still no one came.
When they couldn’t even get Kentucky fans to go last year, that was a sign this bowl isn’t going to attract anyone.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, nice catch.
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And had 100% more fans come to the game
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
also, it's cute WVU let its mascot on the team this year.
by Kenneth Powers on Jan 7, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Wait. What is this guy doing in this game?

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:34 PM EST reply actions
Well, Pitt is a trash fire.
Which I guess is to be expected.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:35 PM EST reply actions
I'm wondering who will get benched 1st
Sunseri or McDermitt.
I'd conut on Dylan McDermott to get things done.
No way Sunseri could pull off a full body latex suit.

This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
God the refs voice
is echoing off the metal bleachers. Have to admit that is a 1st
Chrome's auto-fill feature for forms (name, address, credit card #, etc)
is a colossal disaster.
Sposed to be SEC
according to chrome my creditcard number
is Baltimore
by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Here come the T-rexes. T-rexae? T-rexii?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
Expiration date plz.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
85221.
First name: Arizona
Last name: Bapchule
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Arizona Bapchule is an awesome name.
Not as good as Grover Shlobotnik, but good.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
I've never had it save me time.
Waste time? ABSOLUTELY.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
Yup it sure does suck
The only place it works is at my workplace, where I only type in one set of name-company-title-address etc
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
YOU MEAN MASKOT?
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I will be doing this all day by the way
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
That is the worst of mid-90's X-TREME advertising.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
our fake scary Otto

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Meanwhile
Sunseri gon Sunseri.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:41 PM EST reply actions
Oh look the 6th Taken movie under a different name
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:43 PM EST reply actions
It's January, time for the annual "Liam Neeson is a badass" movie.
Should have named it “This Time, There’s Wolves!”
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty young girl gets kidnapped and tough guy dad has to go save her?
Yeah, sure, we’ll make that movie
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
We'll REMAKE that movie
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
OVERRULED. Court dismissed

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Obvious statement is obvious.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
Well, when a genius like Todd Graham leaves
there’s going to be some dropoff.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Semi-seriously simply Q:
Why the hell wouldn’t Pitt just turn down a bowl game? They can’t have made any money off this, and they obviously have no desire to be there.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:45 PM EST reply actions
This
because potential recruits look down on you if you have to stay an extra month for practice so that you can go to Birmingham. Why this is true I have no idea
I think it's more a negative-recruiting possibility for other coaches.
So-and-so has no commitment to their football program they didn’t even go to a bowl game etc etc.
Didn't seem to be a problem for us. But then again we've been recruiting inexplicably well for a long time
What happens after the recruits show up is another matter all together.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Emphasis on "special."
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
You're pronouncing it wrong.
It’s “Thpecial”
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by emc503 on Jan 7, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/wipes off screen
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
So does Lou
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I believe it is "Spekial"
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
They went last year against Kentucky and won.
Despite the fact that no one wants to be in Birmingham, even people who live there.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
Do we even have an Alabama branch of the BBN?
I was unaware.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Birmingham isn't to bad a drive, compared to Pitt at least
Though I know a lot of people opted not to go last year because they were frustrated by how poorly we played and it was going to be stupid cold.
And yeah, we have a small AL contingent of fans. Plus, Bama fans seem to respect us in a weird sort of way. Apparently when we hosted them a few years back we were really nice to their fans.
Nobody sane will turn down a bowl game anymore
because of the extra month of practice. No bowl, no practice after the regular season’s over.
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Fair enough.
That extra month of practice doesn’t seem to have helped much, though.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
You go out there and try to tackle Line and Wimbley
I’ll wait here
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
It's more about practicing for next season when you've got a shit bowl, really.
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It being a Bowl game in Bama and them being from Pitt kinda hurts
When UK goes to crappy bowls UK fans still tend to turn out…because the crappy bowls are all a pretty short drive from KY.
That has to be rough for northern teams.
I've been to Chicago in February/winter before
Right on the lakes. I still do not understand how people manage to live there during the winter
Layers, and booze.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
And boobs
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
And moobs.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
And ranch
/duh
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SMU is killing them
/too soon?
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 7, 2012 1:45 PM EST reply actions
Wow. People are taking this warm weather thing too seriously
Someone just posted something that boiled down to “This isn’t good. Think of the polar bears”
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:46 PM EST reply actions
Just move to Florida and be tropic bears
It’s that easy
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
yeah...that's all the further I'm taking it. Just more of a people need to not use social media sometimes
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
so every body knows that they can't protect overdrafts when they go out of business, right?
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Wait, checking accounts can run out of money?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
BBVA: Shell corporation for that efficient business corporation known as "Spain's national Government"
/takes three hour nap on monday
//loans 300 million billion euros each to Barcelona and RM interest free
///Complains vociferously when bond spreads move
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
yes. I can't BELIEVE they let a Caja acquire an FDIC institution
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The world's finest parliamentary mañanarchy.
(hat tip to the Onion)
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, no, that's just an urban legend designed to scare you
because the rich people don’t want you to have nice things. Just keep writing checks, everything will be just fine.
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Next you'll tell me debit cards will run out
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
Hell, no.
In fact, they can swipe your card for a brand-new Mercedes. Go for it!
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"Did you know, you can put your card into a machine, and the machine just spits out however much money you want?"
“That’s awesome, don’tcha think?!?”
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So did Pitt and SMU get one of those 9 in 1 watches that can't even keep time?
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:50 PM EST reply actions
You can pencil in, barring some sort of collapse, Kentucky, Mississippi State and Florida. -Andy Katz
I don’t think Katz meant “collapse” as some sort of challenge, Florida.
To be fair
Pelphrey was probably distracted by the idea of taking over WKU next season.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
Louisiana Lafayette had six men on the floor.
Of course, WKU can’t count.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
LOGO LOGO
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:52 PM EST reply actions
3:26 left in Atlanta
and Tech is trailing Duke by just two points.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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Fuck Duke
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
...

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My dad is up at school and wanted updates for the football games
I just texted him and get a “Thanks dickbag” back. He texts again and goes “oops. I meant Greg. Stupid phone”
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
There's one for DYAC!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Except he doesn't use auto correct.
I was and still may be “Dipshit” in his phone
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
What have I done
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
I thought banks weren't allowed to straight-up lie to people any more?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
That's where they get you
They were really talking about a sort of currency that’s really a 10,000 to 1 exchange rate
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
75,000 "people" are there
and by “people” I mean imaginary entities that bank has created to move loans and debt around efficiently.
BBVA figure “Hey, we have all these imaginary people…why don’t we just have them go to the game too?”
Why did Northwestern fans go to a Pitt game?

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
no no no it doesn't, this picture is perfect and accurate
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Sadly he's right. Here:

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That is quite clearly an early season game
It gets better-ish when students start 3 weeks later. Not great, but…better
When students...start?
Football season starts without students there? What madness is this?
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by The Missing T on Jan 7, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
Northwester starts late. Really late.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
same for UCLA
first couple home games have a big gap in the student section.
granted, with recent performance, every section has a big gap.
by Kenneth Powers on Jan 7, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
Same thing happens at OSU
because they’re on quarters, like the first 3 home games are before the students get back…school usually starts mid 20s of September
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Damn, and I thought we started late
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
Trade off is that they go until middle of June
because they have two quarters after the new year
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yeah
Though I think if everyone were on the same schedule, quarters would be preferable. ESPECIALLY if they switched to DePaul’s schedule, which starts in the 2nd week of Sept and is done by Thanksgiving, with a 5 week christmas/winter break
Nope. Did both.
Much prefer quarters. Though semesters DO make more sense for math/science, everything else benefits immensely from quarters
Much quicker pace, still cover the same material, but no time for it to get stale
Semesters tended to drag for me, but quarters flipped over quickly enough that I was able to cover a wider range of interesting material and courses. Plus it’s easier to graduate early (which I did.) Just much more flexible and interesting.
so you do all the same work, just in a shorter time?
/my college self is not amused.
However, I see the goodness in this now
At least I have a beach.
With how I work and process
It just allows me to cover more information without getting bored. The last two or three weeks of semesters were just hellaciously boring
Quarters are pretty terrible for math classes
Semesters are much much better
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
but quarters are great for terrible classes
/hate my students? grin and bear it and before i know it get a whole new batch looks just like the old
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
All students are just an unwashed mass of time-wasting quasi-humanity.
What are they teaching you at that school?
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I was going to type: "you'd think they'd want to go the other way and just have 2 semesters
before December" But then I realized that doesn’t make much sense. The whole thing is just screwed up. who is this good for?
/real question
At least I have a beach.
This doesn't even show the student section does it?
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, NW just built a Solar Power station into the football field
Thats what all those shiny bits in a big circle are, mirrors.
I know this. And I hate Ryan Field all the more because of it
/Kinnick has bleachers too
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
I just hate Ryan Field
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
Be honest-
it’s not the stadium, it’s the Wizgerald
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IT IS ALWAYS FUCKING GRAY AND RAINY THERE
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
I more meant gamedays
I went to a few games and it was always nice the day before. And rained on Saturday
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
Erik T. prefers bleachers
Notre Dame has bleachers.
therefore, Erik T. prefers Notre Dame!
At least I have a beach.
I think we've established that I am rather crotchety and harumph harumph.
Maybe not Notre Dame level, but at least Michigan.
Would you please sit down and tone down the volume? We're trying to watch a game here.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
My childrens' tender ears don't like it when you yell.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
(jingles keys)
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Well then maybe you shouldn't bring a fucking toddler to a football game.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
/UGA is appaled, feels numb of left side
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
How else is little Seamus O'Gonzalez IV supposed to learn Notre Dame tradition?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
He already shits himself all the time.
He knows everything he needs to know.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Didn't you know? College football is for the children and is a family activity.
Us students just ruin it.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
/plays "shipping up to boston" during game against boston college
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
Does the Crazy Train run express from South Bend to Boston?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
/shipping up to boston
/shipping up to boston
/shipping up to boston
WERE NOT EVEN IN BOSTON
/raeg
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe people watching at home
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
Why is gout a thing now?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:56 PM EST reply actions
Because we as a society no longer suffer from
the heartbreak of psoriasis.
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/sips gravy
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
new medicine
that doesn’t work as good the old medication but costs 20X more.
Missouri getting frustrated on the hoopty court.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 2:00 PM EST reply actions
Pitt.
:(
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:01 PM EST reply actions
Someone needs to put the Price is Right failhorns on the stadium PA.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
Ooooh, blocked punt
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We're talking about the real game
not that silly exhibition contest.
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The Ukraine is weak
teetering on the verge of collapse
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 7, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU?
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The Ukraine is weak.
It’s feeble!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
But actually, Ukrainians get angry because it makes Ukraine sound like a region rather than a country
In Russian I believe you’re supposed to use в украине, but historically на украине was used because the latter was more proper when Ukraine was a region of Russia. Obviously now this is no longer the case, but sometimes people will use it either out of tradition or to troll Ukrainians.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
I still refer to Arkansas as The Arkansas
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 7, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Twilight Zone speakers at the stadium for SNUD
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
WOOOHOOO
THAT BENCH IS PSYCHED. Look at them jumping up and down.
WE WILL BOUNCE AT YOU UNTIL YOU GIVE UP.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
What's happening in this DVDA Bowl?
I’m at work, and just checking in.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
That usually happens with DVDA.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
State of North Up Dakota
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
Stupid Flanders
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:08 PM EST reply actions
We all know that presence of defense indicates quality footbaw, right?
So these teams are objectively superior to Arky, right?
Objectively.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
Objektively
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Disordered.
Sorry, reflex.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 7, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Objectivist?
THE COORDINATION REQUIRED TO COMPLETE A PASS CLEARLY PROVES THAT’S IT’S A COLLECTIVIST RUSE.
This is a great SEC game.
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ESSSS EEEEE KKKKKKKKK
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Poop Tooth?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
Just reserved a minivan so the wife can go to Ikea tomorrow
and get a crib for the future Kentucky QB she’s gestating.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:11 PM EST reply actions
We just don't have one yet
hence the having one.
Would want him to play basketball, but he won’t have the skills or the natural talent to play for Cal.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
Hey now,
Look at Eloy. People said the same thing about him last year and now he is nearly a badass. Awkward kids can become great under good coaches
I find it surprising everyone is focusing on the "future QB" part
and not at all on the “renting a car to go to Ikea” part.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
It's actually in Cincy
and on the Ohio side, so that’s even worse.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
you're going to THAT ikea?
half my furniture came from there.
/compulsively buys lingonberry jam at checkout
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
Nearest one to us
and better furniture than what we can get for the same money if we stayed home.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
So, Lorenzen was bashing Florida's new OC hire
because Pease was at Kentucky when Lorenzen was there, and Jared said “he wouldn’t be able to handle it”.
My only response: he managed to survive being at UK with Lorenzen without becoming lunch, so he has to have some skills.
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It passed across my twitter feed yesterday, don't have a link.
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but so does renting the minivan!
/hates setting up cribs.
//HATES IT.
///KG always seems to be deployed when these things need to be done
At least I have a beach.
Not when the nearest one is more than an hour away and in another state.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
* offer not good if watching ESPN2
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F) all of the above
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
...
A) hard kore
B) masokistik
K) drunken
D) pathetik
E) typikal
by Salt on Jan 7, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
my presence most anywhere tends to be D)
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
Stupid Kokfingers
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
And we is tied.
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COCKFINGERS
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SWEET JESUS WHAT ARE YOU WEARING SNUD
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Also...Fuck Wake Forest
All they are doing is making it impossible for Virginia Tech to make the NCAA tourny again
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
The NIT brackets come pre-printed with VT as a 1 seed
This is known.
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by The Missing T on Jan 7, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Oh, Virginia Tech always does just enough to not make the tournament.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
/Beats UNC
//Loses to Boston College and Georgia Tech in their last two games
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Sam Houston State just kreamed at the possibility of the K's in that sentence
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
Y'all are making fun of a fake spelling
of a FAKE MASCOT.
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I have nothing about Purdue
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
THE DIE IS CAST
/rolls a 1, despite wearing an “I roll 20s” shirt.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
Ya gotta say it "alea iacta est"
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Apparently K-State's so mad about losing to an SEC team last night
that they’re taking it out on an SEC team this afternoon.
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I like to imagine it's not a puff of steam coming out of the bison's nose
but that it’s chasing an imaginary cauliflower.
Ah, like the old saying about the bison and the cauliflower.
LOLWUT
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
Zombie bison?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
Shift+A
HEY YALL! There anything going on today?
Aka "Alabama/LSU"
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Only the Division I championship game.
And supposedly death by SMU-SMU, though I haven’t seen any of that game yet.
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by The Missing T on Jan 7, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
LULZ
This lady I was not fond of in high school was just bragging about her beautician license and posted a pic on Facebook. Didn’t realize they spelled her name wrong
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:26 PM EST reply actions
Why would you have people you weren't fond of on your FB? xD
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
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Oh, I forgot to tell you, this morning, Loki bit through the tire of my neighbor's ATV
He rents some land to pasture his cattle. (YEAH CIRCUMVENTING TAX LAWS) I’m not even mad. That shit is impressive. Apparently Loki was running alongside him and he thought it would be funny to swerve toward the dog and scare him. Loki responded by disabling the enemy.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 2:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
#TeamLokiFTW
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
It's going to cost me a couple hundred bucks and the loss of my ATV for the next couple days
But damn if that isn’t awesome
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Worth it?
Worth it.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Loki finishes the drill.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
Mostly the cost to have the new one put on. The tire itself costs about 80 bucks.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yes it is.
If say the neighborhood kids were taunting your dog and he bit one of them, you’d still have to put the dog down. As much as we love our dogs and think of them as family members, the law does not.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Hahaha, good dog!
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Thor finds this racist.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Thor is too dumb to know to be insulted by that. Also,

This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i didn't make the meme.
maybe thor is just sticking up for his daddy.
it isn’t like bragging about their past brave deeds is at all a part of norse mythology.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
What was the farmers reaction?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
He thinks it's funny. Just asked that I pay to have the tire replaced and let him borrow my ATV
Luckily he wasn’t going fast enough to hurt himself. He’s a great friend
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Sure, but he also could have been a dick about it, claimed Loki attacked him unprovoked.. as no one would have been able to say differently and got the authorities involved
Since Rottweilers are classified as a “dangerous breed” I’d not have a leg to stand on
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
It's a formal rental agreement, same as you have with your landlord
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
This land is your land
This land is my land
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 7, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Hey hey Woody Guthrie I wrote you a song
About a funny old world that’s coming along
Seems sick and it’s hungry, it’s tired and it’s torn
It looks like it’s dying and it’s hardly been born.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
No, property taxes are much higher if you have your land classified as "recreational"
Once the cows showed up, it became “pasture land” and therefore subject to much lower taxes.
Most of my land is in the CRP (Conservation and Reserve Program) and therefore I get a tax credit for leaving it alone. The stuff that isn’t was being taxed like crazy and I got tired of it.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Dude, this is a prime opportunity to get pigs
ALL THE PIG ROASTS
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
isn't it kind incumbent of all ND grads to acquire tenant farmers to tithe and force to call you "m'lord."?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/ndnation's heads explode
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
Facts and stuff and things!
NDNation prefers truthiness.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Also the droit du seigneur
Not sure if desirable in Wisconsin.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 7, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe?

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BEARCLAW!
Rawr
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
You know there is no reliable historical record of that ever being a thing, right?
Every reference we have of it is from one side claiming their enemy practiced it.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Voltaire was the one to make the notion popular
But yeah, it’s probably BS
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
Probably. But it still has a cool name.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 7, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
We actually thought about that, but then my neighbor asked if we'd be willing to rent it
As he only needs a small patch to keep his heifers away from the pregnant cattle.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Cool story bro time
A couple years ago someone received an endowed chair that was super old and bestowed upon the professor the right to graze cattle in the Yard. He chose to exercise that right.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I know. And I'd probably offer to pay as well
But that doesnt mean I wouldnt give him a lot of goodnatured shit about it
He should know better than to tempt a trickster
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
Loki may not be as dumb as you say.
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by allicolls on Jan 7, 2012 2:48 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
He's pretty dumb
But he also loves to run alongside the ATV. He was probably high on adrenaline and with Loki the “fight or flight” instinct is just “fight”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Big, loud, fast thing is coming at me... what do I do
BITE IT
LOL, ok
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
ESPN announcers praising the FCS for "a championship decided on the field".
I assume they will be fired at halftime and Craig James will be brought in to do the rest of the game solo.
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They will be edited from all company pictures
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Craig James will handle the fire
I mean firing.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 7, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Pitbull at halftime
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nope
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
And either one of these teams
would fucking truck Kentucky.
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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bad-Minnesota nearly won at home.
So I’m not super sure. But I wouldn’t put money on Kentucky, that’s for damned sure.
Well regardless, Tennessee would get skullfucked.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 7, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
SOUTH DIVISION CHAMP UCLA?
Yes
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Its a shame they hired Jim Mora, Jr.
It was fun watching them lose. Now they are on the path to greatness.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 7, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, though
is this the Matt Roark offense that beat Tennessee, or the Smith/Newton version?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
You did win the Tennessee game 10-7, right?
I’d say your question is immaterial, and ask about the defense
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It does matter somewhat
because the Roarkfense consists of about eight plays, and four of them are QB dive.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
I haven't seen teams wearing Highlighter Yellow and Sherbert Orange that weren't HS teams.
So yeah, little confusing
So
I imagine the reaction when the MNC is the same score at half will be a lot more negative than this one
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Mizzou is having a Climpsonesque fucking over on the Big Equation network in bounceysqueakhoops.
Down 40-23 to KSU
K-State is playing very well today.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure that will help in this game.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Really preparing themselves for SEC basketball form
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
Well, at this rate, exercising the transitive property
Mizzou would lose to Alabama by 23.
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/thinks about it for a bit...
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
K-State beat Bama by 15.
K-State’s beating Mizzou by 19 at the half, which would be 38. 38-15=23.
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I know
but with the way Bama decides to show up occasionally, it could actually happen.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
The starting QB on my run heavy team in 12 transferred. He had 1K rushing too
Never had that happen.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:34 PM EST reply actions
I guess.
He got hurt in the 10th game of the season and was out for the year. I have no idea what happened. Maybe the computer read me removing him from the depth chart as a benching
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
Stole a laptop
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
Ran a jetski into a yacht.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
fsfsahagashf
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
Boston College's basketball team is worse than the football team
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Miami vs. Virginia is on ESPNU
BUT AN ACTUAL TOP 25 GAME INVOLVING THE #1 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY IS ON ESPN3
MAKES SENSE
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Virginia has a hockey team?
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ESPNU airs hockey?
I mean, goddamn NBCSN airs more college hockey than them… and ESPNU has the rights to the NCAA tournament no less!
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NBCSN is all-hockey.
Well, that and outdoors shows. I’m just hoping that turns into more IndyCar programming in the spring.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
Hell, not even NBCSN
Fios 1 airs more college hockey than ESPNU apparently
Sure it’s Army… Princeton… Quinnipiac…. but hey more hockey than ESPNU still
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The FCC disapproves of Boeheimface on TV during the daytime.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Gah
Title clicked.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 7, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
Needs more horns
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
Beady eyed, rat faced bastard.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
?

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Seriously though
How the hell doesn’t a matchup between preseason top 25 teams THAT ARE IN THE SAME CONFERENCE AND PLAYED IN THE NCAA TOURNAMENT not on at least ESPNU? Cause you know for a fact the Rutgers women’s basketball game before will run over and cause SNY to miss the beginning of the Cuse game
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Always does
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
Because it's basketball
and thus nobody cares until Tuesday.
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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
#teamconferencenetwork
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
"The sack makes the field goal attempt longer."
I have friends and family in Birmingham, so can we have just a small meteor hit Danny Kannell on the head?
I wouldn't count on a meteor
but a Sunseri pass, maybe.
they all wanted to get a head start
at the souvenir stand before halftime
O'Brien's press conference is so fucking bad
Stop looking at your fucking notes you stupid asshole
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"I accept this is a dumpster fire of a job right now and that I am not the man for it."
That should be his entire statement.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"I am happy to accept your money and continue the downward spiral."
“I look forward to returning to the NFL in 2015.”
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 7, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"I am more fit for the Pitt job"
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"I immediately regret this decision."
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've made a huge mistake.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"How desperate to be a head coach do I have to be to accept this job right now?"
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"I only took this job because Giselle told me to"
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Remember, folks: Brady went to Michigan and is happy I'm coaching at Penn State now. Think about why that would be."
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"You only know my name because Tom Brady yelled at me."
by ElRocco337 on Jan 7, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"I hope to join the rank of other successful Patriots coordinators, such as Josh McDaniels, Romeo Crennell and Charlie Weis".
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 7, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Lest we forget
MANG-ENIUS
He was good for like a year and then dropped like a rock. Kinda like every other Belichick coaching tree head coach
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Oh, I hear you, Boston organist.
You might want to slow Chelsea Dagger down just a bit, though.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
Better than Todd Graham
“You all inspire me. Three weeks”
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
Alignment Test I found
http://www.pa.msu.edu/~aaronson/alitest/aintro.html
I got Chaotic Neutral.
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Lifetime member of the Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang Tribe.
If you walk without plaid. You won't attract the worm.
Way too long
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
YOU'RE BROADCASTING THE DIVISION I CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
AND BABBLING ABOUT PENN STATE DURING HALFTIME SHUT THE FUCK UP TALK ABOUT SHSU AND NDSU COCKSUCKING MOUTHBREATHERS
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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:43 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Why is Tech playing at the Hawks' home court?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 2:46 PM EST reply actions
Ours is being renovated.
We’ll be back there next season.
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by The Missing T on Jan 7, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
Great, Josh McDaniels is going back to New England
THIS IS YOUR FAULT PENN STATE
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
How long until Belichick trades for Tebow?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
as soon as the Patriots have an opening at linebacker
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
What's funny is...
I’ve actually seen two whole Colgate games this year. Well, watched the one against Syracuse on TV considering it was Thanksgiving break, but I also saw them at a game at Hofstra.
Very good comedic value both times to say the least
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Chiefs plan to keep Crennel as head coach.
/inserts barrel in mouth
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Who else would they hire, Sherman?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
yeah,
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
Belichick did like 'em portly, didn't he?
Crennel, Weis…
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
won almost 1 out of every 3 games he coached in cleveland.
he also drafted kellen winslow jr and braylon edwards, so has an eye for productive, non-annoying talent
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
NFL COACH INCEST!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
you know you're an asshole
when you get canned so that Romeo Crennel can get a promotion.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
He'll make sure you at least get 6 wins a year
And wont bottom out, and…you know…get a really good draft pick
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
LOL
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That pain was all too real for you, Mike Lew?
Hey, at least they’ve still got Derek Anderson long-term as their franchise QB…
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
/still can't believe charlie frye didn't pan out long term
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
We have Holmgren now...
Not that it makes any difference, as it’s still a Cleveland sports team
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I thought Pioli would really fix the Chefs
I was wrong.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 7, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
considering all the injuries they had
I thought they did pretty well this year. You put Charles, Berry, Moeaki (whatever) on that team and they win the division again.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
hey Romeo worked with Belicheck
this plan cannot fail.
I wonder if Weis would be the head coach if he didn’t take the Kansas job.
Sucks for you, duder...
sorry
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Oh wow
Apparently Carver Hawkeye is a mad house today. Like sold out actually. And wrestling takes on Okie State tonight. 13-15k expected for that.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:53 PM EST reply actions
OU leading KU in hoopity at the half.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 2:53 PM EST reply actions
Seriously, Harvard...
Up 23-22 against Dartmouth at the half? Do they use a shot clock in the Ivy League
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Just saw that
Mane, Cantab hate conference play purp
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
apropos of nothing
When I got my puppy, we went out and bought toys for her. I got her 2 stuffed elephants to knaw on, to symbolize my hate of bama. When she plays with it, I tell her to “get her bammer.” Is that too much hate?
Halftime seems like a good time to navigate the jump.
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Never seen a college team give up like this
"excuse me, can you blow me where the pampers is?"
by Matty Light on Jan 7, 2012 4:10 PM EST via Android app reply actions
A program that took 25 years to recover from the death penalty
is more relevant than Pitt at this stage.
That’s funny to me.
You ever seen a grown man naked?

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