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FOR ALL THE OVERDRAFT PROTECTION: BBVA COMPASS BOWL OPEN THREAD

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Can you taste the excitement of college football's 31st most prestigious bowl, the BBVA Compass Bowl? SMU's June Jones was railroaded by butt hurt Arizona State power brokers at the zero hour and forced to stay at SMU only to be usurped for the Sun Devils' vacancy by Pitt's carpet bagging commitment-phobe Todd Graham. PLOT TWIST!

None the less, the 2012 BBVA Compass Bowl seeks to answer some very paramount questions: Given scarcity, a hangover, and boredom, how much bad football can you sustain? Is the pinnacle of the quasi-perverse meat market of creeping on muscular 17-and-18 year olds, an exhibition football game, ever preferable to an actual collegiate exhibition? If an actual battle of who could careless was staged, who would rue the day and simply care less? And finally, of course, what the hell is a Keith Patterson anyway?

Before you head to Happy Valley to become part of new Penn State head coach B.o.B.'s inaugural coaching staff, join your fellow man in making this superbly average football game the cornerstone of a given Saturday.

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Answer wisely. Your life depends on it.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 7, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

We better not risk it, been nice knowing you rook0119.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

was just making hypotheticals

I thought this would be the last post not the 1st, I’m genunely shocked that 10s of people are watching the game.

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Carrying on Penn State discussion that I don't want to die

So, yeah, the fuck? Were the fans and players always like this and I was oblivious or are we just now seeing how fucking insane they are?

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 1:02 PM EST reply actions  

I imagine without a reason to look at a fanbase (ie a crisis, a championship, a tragicomedy of errors) we never get to know a base

Some of this would have happened no matter what because Paterno has been there as head coach since I WAS 10 YEARS OLD.

It is oh so exacerbated by a new world of PR hell. That PSU people don’t get affects the coaching hire in so many ways. THey aren’t just hiring a coach, they are trying to clean up an image as swiftly as possible.

And I can’t imagine many wanted to take the job. They want someone else to have the first two – four years of hell.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Run.

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by VUfanInNJ on Jan 7, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

HA I know I am old!

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Paterno had been head coach since before I was born.

SEE I’M NOT OLD

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

or not quite as old....hmmmm?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, well, we stole your hockey team.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

NOTAS OLD OLD OLD baby when Paterno took over. PHEW

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

This
I imagine without a reason to look at a fanbase (ie a crisis, a championship, a tragicomedy of errors) we never get to know a base

I think fans or people close to the school in some way may have an idea about a fanbase, but that stuff never becomes known to the rest of fandom until something happens to make it known.

Everyone in the country thinks our fanbase is “crazy”. Ask a UK fan though, and you will get a much more complicated answer.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

When they came to South Bend in 2006...

uh. Yikes.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

SMU just doesn't have the ring to it that SNUD does.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:03 PM EST reply actions  

The FCS Championship Game is on as well.

THERE WILL BE SNUD.

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 1:03 PM EST reply actions  

Are salt water pools easier to keep clean than chlorine pools?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:03 PM EST reply actions  

clean or balanced?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Yais.

I’ve just heard of the salt water pools, so I have no idea.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

info from wikipedia.

Link

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

No pool is easy to keep clean.

I mean, it’s not that hard if you go fuck with it EVERY SINGLE GOTDAMNED DAY.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

The two biggest PITA issues

are cleaning or backwashing the filter regularly so that you’re not pumping shit back INTO the pool, and trying to recover in the inevitable annual (or monthly) instance where the weather changes drastically for a few days and throws everything off-kilter.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you have chlorine sensitivity issues?

Or have some circumstance around that use up the available chlorine real suddenly?
I’d put it in the list of things to consider if building a new pool, but i wouldn’t tear out something else to put it in. If you are struggling to keep the pool sanitary, buy a (used) chemtrol and get it set up.
As far as just physically clean, no. no better.

by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Jan 7, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

No sensitivity issues that I know of

But the pool comments started last thread and I had heard of salt water pools, so I asked.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

But there is chlorine.

It’s not “salt water”, it’s using salt to generate chlorine. The difference is that there’s no combined chlorine, because the process gets rid of it.

If your regular chlorine pool is clean and in balance, there’s no chlorine smell either, even if the actual free chlorine level is way high.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Science!

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to run an indoor pool.

Its possible that we ran it a little high on the chlorine. But, we never had trouble with smells and chloramines.
Now, the time the chemical pump malfunctioned and siphoned a whole barrel of hydrochloric acid into the pool overnight kinda sucked. All the sodium bicarbonate!

by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Jan 7, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

FOILED AGAIN!

darn science and it’s all science-y stuff

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 7, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

...

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

SCIENCE

Okay, the reason for the chlorine is to kill off contaminants in the water, right? When it does this, it combines with what it’s killed off, and the combined substance is what gives off the odor.

In other words, when a pool smells like chlorine, it’s either just been cleaned after experiencing a problem (sudden algae bloom, or an “accident”), or it’s actually still DIRTY even if it doesn’t look like it.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

So basically

STOP PEEING IN THE POOL, IRIS EYES

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone pees in the pool

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Jan 7, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh-huh

of course! The kids.

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

So, my question is

In most pools, the chlorine is in the form of some ion, right? Diatomic chlorine (gas) has a pretty distinctive smell, so I imagine that pools smell like chlorine when something causes the gas to be released

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Basically, yes.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

well....great! I probably shouldn't have asked and continued living in ignorance.

But then, I’ve swum in lakes and oceans, and there’s probably a lot worse floating around in there so. However, I will probably refrain from canonballing into Louisiana swamps. Not into the brain-eating amoeba and all that.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 7, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, but from neti pots.

So boil your water before you neti-pot.

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

since they are obviously the cause of this.

/amoebas die.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

COMIC SANS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GAHHHH

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

So good.

I also direct you to this classic, where a guy does the Neti with water, then coffee, then whiskey. It does not go well.

by Salt on Jan 7, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Neti with coffee, you say?

Go on.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I shotgunned a sprite one time. I imagine it went something like that

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Just watching the grimace on his face kills me every time.

Even before he pours anything. He knows it’s about to be uncomfortable.

by Salt on Jan 7, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Ended up on a video for Nasadren...

If that stuff is half as good as the video made it look, it needs to be in the US yesterday. I have chronic sinusitis and the neti pot, while effective, is irritating…

by Fredonia on Jan 8, 2012 2:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I didn't know Big East football traveled through water too!

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Or gators.

Or snakes. Or [x varmint] or [y varmint] or [z varmint]

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

This is a good point. Perhaps KG can just go by himself and me and the kids will move in with

my sister in Elkhart. Not my favorite sibling, but can’t beat the location (right next to South Bend).

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 7, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

PAGING ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

I didn’t know there was such a thing as “smells like an RV” but after going to Elkhart, I know that it is indeed a thing and it’s awful.

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by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

SEE WHAT ELKHART DOES TO A PERSON

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

This is why we need SUPERTRAINS

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

this team, I am a member

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I will fully support this! Unfortunately, I am not yet a millionaire, so someone

else will need to finance it……..Londonjoe??

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 7, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a millionaires game. This isn't Ayn Rand's fantasyland

the only people will the money and the will are governments. Thankfully, a siloed tax got voted through in NC so we should have trains by 2018

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Booze sales on the train.

Self-financing.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

GENIUS.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Not very well.

I’m thinking more like that Coors Party train.

Might need a couple of cars for families.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That is a good plan.

They need to change the zoning in/around the TRP so it can benefit more work trips, though.

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

they're gonna have a series of different trains

the fast trains will be on the Charlotte to RTP corridor and hopefully one up to DC (this one has a ton of federal money behind it but apparently Virginia is being dildos). The RTP trains will be more MRT types that run from Durham, to Chapel Hill to Raleigh

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Right, I know

I’m saying RTP needs to be more dense for transit to effectively capture a larger share of work trips.

(i do this stuff for a living)

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. Yes it does. Part of the problem is that given some of the research that goes down there

you don’t really want a big population center nearby. I mean, I can walk to work. this is not the case for most people

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Walking to work is the best.

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I can. I don't do it,mind you, but I can.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Why not?

I’m about 5 miles from work but I never get up early enough to ride my bike :-(

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a sweet parking spot.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Nooooooooooo

Tell your employer to cash out your parking benefit and then walk to work!

/sobs into copy of “The High Cost of Free Parking”

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

That Charlotte to RTP train would have been fantastic to have when I lived there

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

given how much business we do in DC, the train to DC would be really, really, nice

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

SUPERTRAINS for everyone!!!!!

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK RONALD REAGAN AIRPORT

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

/post landing video and anlysis again.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

South Bend has SUPERTRAINS for ya.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope that is in Michigan City.

Come on.

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, South Shore line

I took that train to Chicago and then the Empire Builder back home more than a few times.

Why yes, this case of beer is part of my luggage, but don’t worry it won’t be there when we reach my stop

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Empire Builder is a great ride.

Not sure how much fun it would be on such a short jump as Chi-[REDACTED].

by Erik T on Jan 7, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

It's still about 4 hours. Plenty of time to get drunk

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

That's enough time to get drunk, vomit, pass out, get hungover, and get drunk again

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

/thinks about this

/vomits from premature motion sickness

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I took it to Seattle once, that was about 23 hours

I imagine Portland is similar

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Basically the same.

They split in Spokane, as you probably know.

But I think you’re misremembering, it should be more like 30 hours.

by Erik T on Jan 7, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Well he was blacked out for 7 of them

right?

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I do drink a lot

I knew it took more than a day, but I was thinking a lot of that was spent waiting for my train in Chicago… oh well

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck that.

Teleportation. FOR THE FUTURE.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't it seem to you

that if we really had Star Trek teleportation, we’d all be immortal?

Who the hell wouldn’t program in filters to scrub contaminants, eh?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

But isn't it equally likely

that such a filter would also kill all the beneficial bacteria living in your GI system?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Free yogurt at all teleporter stations.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I want one of those old ones

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

He'll break sales records in Michigan

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

they call them caravans

and yes, they have rednecks in England, Virginia

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Elkhart: It's Almost as Good as South Bend!

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Heeheehee

Elkhart: At least it’s not Granger!

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Granger: It Doesn't Smell Like Terre Haute!

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Stop! One of my good friends lived in Granger

And they have the BEST RESTAURANT EVER!!

//mmmmmmm Yesterdays.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 7, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

My mother grew up in Granger.

How else would I know all these dinky little towns there?

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

/stops at stoplight

//stops at stoplight
///stops at stoplight

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

/gets ticket

//gets ticket
///gets ticket

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

That's where I want to go.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 7, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Much worse.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 7, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

There is a difference in smells too.

I’m pretty sensitive, I swear I can smell it in tap water sometimes. Doing a load of whites with bleach can give me headache. So the water may just smell to you.
The bitter, eye reddening crap that feels like a layer of stank right above the water is your chloramines. Pee, skin cells, kids that don’t wipe well, leaves, etc…

by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Jan 7, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Or my constant bugaboo:

drowned squirrels.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

see my earlier point re: great plains people

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, don't blame ME

I’m not the rodent so stupid I fell into a pool and drowned.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

nomonomnom

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY we're not ARKANSAS COME ON

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Walker's in England

did not market “Arkysaw Squirrel” potato crisps. No, it was “Cajun Squirrel”.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

THE UK DAMNIT

All of it. Ireland, too actually.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Jan 7, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

AND YES IT'S A REAL THING

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I blame "The Waterboy"

Arkansawians are the ones eating squirrel.

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Pulled three of those out of my pool this year

Things are so stupid they can’t even find the ladder to get out. There’s NOTHING like reaching into the skimmer to dump it and grabbing a drowned tree rat.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 7, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

It's usually not a matter of "finding" the exit.

They fall in, they’re basically dead before they can surface anyway.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure a 20' fall into water would kill a squirrel

I’ve seen them fall that far out of trees onto the ground and get up and run away.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 7, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

/nathanfillion.gif

Fall into water.

SUBMERGE.

Breathe.

Drown.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Rats can swim very well

I’d think the tree-dwelling variety could too. But three of ‘em in my skimmer does seem to say otherwise. Or else and awful lot of them fall in to the pool every summer, and these are Darwin’s losers.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 7, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

It's different FALLING into the water from height

and being swept up in a current, or caught in rising water.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Thugaboo?

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Jan 7, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

SNUD.

Because, once again, I can’t take you seriously if you spell “Bearkats” with a K.

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by The Missing T on Jan 7, 2012 1:04 PM EST reply actions  

I bet their favorite band is a vegetable that also uses K instead of C

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I was going to go with

Kukumber

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Oknion

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Daikon?

oh wait #iseewhatyoudidthere

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

1/2 hour of football ... then squeekyhoops.

Go Sam Houston St!

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:06 PM EST reply actions  

So

Is Sam Houston State dude gonna go prosciutto again?

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 1:06 PM EST reply actions  

Saw something interesting in the backround

watching the Bolton-Macclesfield matchup. Yes a giant yellow sphere.

Is this a sunsphere imposter? What penalties will the Sunsphere impose on Brits who worship this false god?

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 1:06 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

MANY AND SWIFTLY

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

King of England wanted a divorce,

so they built their own Sunsphere.

by Salt on Jan 7, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Never anger a sunsphere!

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by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Jan 8, 2012 3:05 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Can't watch the I-AA championship

I’ll get raegy over our stupid conference rules

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 1:06 PM EST reply actions  

So Pitt has four coaches at this game.

Total.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:07 PM EST reply actions  

Yes.

Paul Chryst, Wisconsin’s OC.

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

First play, Sincere busts a 37-yard pass play.

WOOHOO

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:08 PM EST reply actions  

GO SNOOD

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:08 PM EST reply actions  

I don't care for the midfield logo.

Should be the plain unadorned NCAA logo Skysphere.

by Erik T on Jan 7, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

You are forgetting

that the entire state of North Dakota is, if not wholly mythical anyway, evil and repugnant.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I've got nothing against the state of North Dakota.

I am, of course, exceedingly glad that I do not live there.

by Erik T on Jan 7, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

We're playing UND in icypuck soon

Board commenting seems to indicate I should be raegy

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Bama.

Dook hoops.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I know casual fans who root for UND.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Great Plains People are weird.

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

In a GOOD way.

RIGHT?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure!

(You and a select group)

(Not the crazy Westboro Baptist people)

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, fuck those guys.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

No one in KS likes them and would like them to go away.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

no one anywhere likes them

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 7, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 7, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

They are absolute trash.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I know why Bama is evil

besides their mascot what makes ND so hated?

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

For starters:

This guy.

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

woof.

Isn’t he the bad guy in Girl with a Dragon Tattoo?

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Lovely

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 7, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Oregon is bankrolled by athletic-wear money. Oklahoma State is bankrolled by energy money.

North Dakota is bankrolled by Nazi enthusiast money.

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, well Nazi enthusiast money carred the Reds to two world series.

Didn’t karmacally impact Pete Rose or Joe Morgan at all.

No.

Not at all.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

And that is why they get Dusto.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, too bad.

I would have loved to see Harvard fans and North Dakota fans interact.

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I know there is a South Dakota, because they have tourist stuff I want to do someday

North Dakota? I don’t about that

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

If you start in SD and head north, you passed ND if you reach Canada.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

ahhhh good to know

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

If you ignore the actual history behind Rushmore

It’s quite the sight to marvel at

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It was badly... oversold? Overproduced?

But my favorite place is a place with no obvious human touch at all, so there ya go.

by Erik T on Jan 7, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Well...I could really get spidery but I'm not

But it was very very sacred Indian ground. I’ll leave it at that

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

definitely my least favorite national park

for all those reasons to which you allude.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, least favorite part of the NPS

website says national memorial.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

That's one of those that is meh to look at

But the video of how it was built is sickening.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

BUT YOU CAN LOOK OUT FROM THE TOP AND SEE SOUTHERN ILLINOIS!

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep. Just like Devil's Tower.

Which is badass

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

It's pretty titties.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to Zion and Bryce Canyon in March.

Cannot. fucking. wait.

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

We are going canyoneering through the Zion Narrows!

and hiking Angel’s Landing!

hopefully I make it back alive. Boyfriend is worried I’m gonna get eaten by a bear. (He is obviously not going on this trip)

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

There's no bear there.

The Narrows may still be pretty cold. Angel’s Landing is badass. Try to do the Observation Point hike if you have a chance.

by Salt on Jan 7, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Observation Point is in Zion or Bryce?

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Zion.

It’s basically across the canyon from Angel’s Landing. Longer hike, and the east rim is higher up, so you end up with a vantage on the whole valley. You could do both on the same day, but you’d have to really book it.

Angel’s Landing was cool for the crazy chain-assisted last half mile, but Observation Point was maybe more satisfying in the long run.

by Salt on Jan 7, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

The chain assists are already freaking me out a little

I’ll definitely look into Observation Point.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you ever done any type of rock climbing

or even low level scrambling? If so, it won’t be a big deal. Always keep three points of contact and move slow.

If you’re extremely afraid of heights? You may find yourself stopping short. And if it’s wet or snowy, you just don’t do those hikes.

I took just a little daypack and trail running shoes up Angel’s Landing. In retrospect, I probably could have taken a little heavier shoe, but the flexbility was nice for the scrambling parts.

by Salt on Jan 7, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I know logically I can handle it

and if it is wet or snowy, we will skip. The friends I’m going with are very experienced rock/mountain climbers.

My experience is mostly hiking/backpacking/snowshoeing.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Once you control the vertigo aspect of it, and just focus on where you're putting your feet,

you’ll be fine if you hike a lot. And your climber friends will think it’s nothing.

by Salt on Jan 7, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I CAN DO IT

GONNA DO IT

Hiked Pinnacle Peak in Rainier last year in 2010 and that was amazing.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I literally froze on Angel's Landing

Not because of cold (although it was November) — the acrophobia just kicked in something fierce and I couldn’t move for ten minutes. I had scoot on my buttocks back down the trail until I felt safe to slowly get up on wobbly knees and make a shaky trek back to the trail head. I’ve never been able to do vertiginous hikes since.

by kadoogan on Jan 7, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

This is what I'm afraid of.

Hopefully it won’t happen.

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

There is one step you have to take

where the whole thing narrows to about 2 feet wide and it’s >1000 feet down on either side. But by the time you reach if you should have gotten your climbing legs under you.

by Salt on Jan 7, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I will be honest, the commercial

with the girl trading in Points for a rock, shoes, nylons makes me a little sick just watching.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I love Zion.

The whole place is gorgeous.

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by allicolls on Jan 7, 2012 1:49 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

And now that the words Nazi and Zion are on the same page

We’re going to get some very confused white supremacists stumbling in here.

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by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

BamaThrasher?

Too soon?

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wait... what?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

is it up for posterity?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

No. Everything got nuked.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 7, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Sadface...

Was there like actual racism, or more dropping KG’s real name.

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by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I went to bed during the 4th quarter

Apparently I missed all the fireworks.

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by allicolls on Jan 7, 2012 2:01 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Yeah I was just making a terrible joke

It was not a fight about race

(at least I don’t think so, I wasn’t actually here)

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED

I’m confused and scared

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by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I wondered where he went

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Away for good.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn. Now I want to go there

But I did have the pleasure of taking a trip down through Denver to Mesa Verde and onto the GC a couple of years ago. THAT was fucking awesome.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

oh man, I bet.

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh gotcha.

Yeah. That too. It’s really one of those places you could walk by and go “Oh that’s neat,” and leave. It’s definitely a must see but the place itself is very very…meh

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh hai mr buffalo. Mind if I pass plz?

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

This is a damn lie.

You drive through South Dakota and part of Wyoming to reach Montana.

(And you don’t even miss anything relevant in Montana in the process.)

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I live in Eastern SD. If you find yourself there, get your ass moving to the west ASAP

Don’t stop until you see bluffs. Then it’s pretty nice out there

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

One of my favorite places in the world

Too bad it’s associated with such terrible living conditions.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I love NCAA12 because they have wildcat formations

Named according to the team using them. Like “Wild frog” etc

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

His favorite player is Wes Welker??

Holy fuck I would have never guessed that.

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 1:11 PM EST reply actions  

Don't judge me

but I’ll still be watching a fair bit of basketball for the next 45 minutes or so. We’re within 3 points of Duke in the second half!

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by The Missing T on Jan 7, 2012 1:12 PM EST reply actions  

YOU HAVE BEEN JUDGED AND FOUND WANTING

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey!

16 minutes until Tiggers v Cats.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah yeah yeah.

Basketball doesn’t start until Tuesday.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Jan 7, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't throw the ball much?

Paul Johnson would like to know how you don’t throw the ball much and still have 2400 yards

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:12 PM EST reply actions  

Well, he wasn't lying

He actually has a bench warrant out for his arrest.

This is why I believed the Philly mob story

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 1:12 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, Tino.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:13 PM EST reply actions  

3 and out

at least he didn’t turn it over. Small victories

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Wisconsin could never play at Legion Field

because if the fans tried to jump, we’d have the largest stadium disaster in history.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

These teams are silly. Neither of these places are actually states

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:18 PM EST reply actions  

Wasn't it usually in the southeast?

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It was at Marshall for a long time

then it was in Chattanooga for awhile.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. Chatt is where I was thinking

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Frisco, TX

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Not... really.

SHSU is in Huntsville, about 45 minutes north of Houston.

Frisco is 45 minutes north of downtown Dallas.

That said, sure, SHSU has more of a presence.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, so they just picked Frisco then as the field

I would know more about the I-AA bracket IF WE COULD PLAY IN IT

/rant

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like the stadium

for a small Texas high school.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't this FC Dallas' home ground?

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by The Missing T on Jan 7, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

mmmm gravlax.

also, i just neurotically guilt tripped myself into buy apples from one stall at this morning’s farmer’s market and apple butter at the other orchard’s stall, becuause i know the one saw be buying from the other and i didn’t want any feelings.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 1:19 PM EST reply actions  

I DO THIS TOOOOOOO

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

So apparently some current college player (unknown who) is looking into transferring to Notre Dame.

Fans iz very confuzed.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:19 PM EST reply actions  

Is this a difficult thing to do academically?

I know Michigan’s pretty stingy about transfer credits/transfer admission, which is why it’s pretty rare for them to take transfers. Is Notre Dame similar?

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

It's partially that

but more of, “You…wait, you’re transferring to Notre Dame? This must be some sort of mistake.”

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah let me pull up my transfer apps from 04 that I never ended up submitting

Hey there, Texas and Illinois!

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

It's very difficult if you're not transferring from schools Holy Cross, Seattle U, Loyola, etc that have very similar curricula and missions

A lot of classes do not transfer, so unless you were going to to school with the express intention of eventually transferring to Notre Dame, it’s not easy.

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by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

What's the story of the dude who transferred from FSU? He didn't even play- I

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

whoops. I'm not sure he was even enrolled

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

the offensive lineman that sat out last year. might be prestwood. Just didn't like FSU or something

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

PLAYERS WHO QUIT ON THEIR TEAMS AND WANT TO COME HERE AREN'T WELCOME

OBJECTIVELY. DISORDERED. SIR.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

was waiting for that!

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Just think of the five young women who could be there.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS BOWL HAS AN ESS EEE SEE TIE-IN PAWWWLL

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN AN ESS EEE SEE TEAM DOESN’T PLAY

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 7, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I love bowl games

in which get to hear individual people cheering. This is going to be a massacre on the lines of Clemson-WVU. When Sunseri is ground up into a fine powder by mid 2nd quarter I wonder if 8 ball will snort him.

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I think 8-Ball is still facedown in a drainage ditch in Miami.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You must have mistyped.

At least one of those teams must be a Rough( )rider.

by Erik T on Jan 7, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Prairies lol.

But they’re not as bad as the Redskins FFS.

by Erik T on Jan 7, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

(changes name to Edmonton First Nations)

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

+28? Holy. Fucking. Balls.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:27 PM EST reply actions  

what colors are SNUD? Sam Houston?

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 1:27 PM EST reply actions  

50 when I drove out of work yesterday. !!! WTF?????

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Went to grocery in T-shirt with no jacket today

/then again, I never wear jackets
//like to freak people out by not wearing a coat whenever possible
///I don’t get cold

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Changing channels, one of the Spanish language channels had music video on.

American Bandstand on the beach.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 1:28 PM EST reply actions  

apparently the only place in Bham that wasn't giving Compass Bowl tickets away for free

Was Compass Bank. Pretty sure you could get free tickets with an oil change, with the purchase of $50 worth of groceries, or by setting foot in a Wachovia.

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by allicolls on Jan 7, 2012 1:33 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

You still have Wachovia?

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by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

And still no one came.

When they couldn’t even get Kentucky fans to go last year, that was a sign this bowl isn’t going to attract anyone.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, nice catch.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:33 PM EST reply actions  

Wait. What is this guy doing in this game?

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:34 PM EST reply actions  

Well, Pitt is a trash fire.

Which I guess is to be expected.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:35 PM EST reply actions  

I'd conut on Dylan McDermott to get things done.

No way Sunseri could pull off a full body latex suit.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

God the refs voice

is echoing off the metal bleachers. Have to admit that is a 1st

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 1:36 PM EST reply actions  

easy to remember I guess....

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Expiration date plz.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

85221.

First name: Arizona
Last name: Bapchule

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Arizona Bapchule is an awesome name.

Not as good as Grover Shlobotnik, but good.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never had it save me time.

Waste time? ABSOLUTELY.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup it sure does suck

The only place it works is at my workplace, where I only type in one set of name-company-title-address etc

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

That mascot is scary.

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by purwho on Jan 7, 2012 1:38 PM EST reply actions  

which mascot, which game, where broadcast?

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU MEAN MASKOT?

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sigh. Yes.

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by purwho on Jan 7, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I will be doing this all day by the way

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That is the worst of mid-90's X-TREME advertising.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Meanwhile

Sunseri gon Sunseri.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:41 PM EST reply actions  

Oh look the 6th Taken movie under a different name

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:43 PM EST reply actions  

It's January, time for the annual "Liam Neeson is a badass" movie.

Should have named it “This Time, There’s Wolves!”

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

We'll REMAKE that movie

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

OVERRULED. Court dismissed

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Semi-seriously simply Q:

Why the hell wouldn’t Pitt just turn down a bowl game? They can’t have made any money off this, and they obviously have no desire to be there.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:45 PM EST reply actions  

This

because potential recruits look down on you if you have to stay an extra month for practice so that you can go to Birmingham. Why this is true I have no idea

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's more a negative-recruiting possibility for other coaches.

So-and-so has no commitment to their football program they didn’t even go to a bowl game etc etc.

by Erik T on Jan 7, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn't seem to be a problem for us. But then again we've been recruiting inexplicably well for a long time

What happens after the recruits show up is another matter all together.

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by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Emphasis on "special."

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe it is "Spekial"

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

They went last year against Kentucky and won.

Despite the fact that no one wants to be in Birmingham, even people who live there.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Birmingham isn't to bad a drive, compared to Pitt at least

Though I know a lot of people opted not to go last year because they were frustrated by how poorly we played and it was going to be stupid cold.

And yeah, we have a small AL contingent of fans. Plus, Bama fans seem to respect us in a weird sort of way. Apparently when we hosted them a few years back we were really nice to their fans.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Nobody sane will turn down a bowl game anymore

because of the extra month of practice. No bowl, no practice after the regular season’s over.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough.

That extra month of practice doesn’t seem to have helped much, though.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You go out there and try to tackle Line and Wimbley

I’ll wait here

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by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

It's more about practicing for next season when you've got a shit bowl, really.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

It being a Bowl game in Bama and them being from Pitt kinda hurts

When UK goes to crappy bowls UK fans still tend to turn out…because the crappy bowls are all a pretty short drive from KY.

That has to be rough for northern teams.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I've been to Chicago in February/winter before

Right on the lakes. I still do not understand how people manage to live there during the winter

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Layers.

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by purwho on Jan 7, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Layers, and booze.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 7, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

And boobs

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

And moobs.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 7, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

And ranch

/duh

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

SMU is killing them

/too soon?

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 7, 2012 1:45 PM EST reply actions  

Wow. People are taking this warm weather thing too seriously

Someone just posted something that boiled down to “This isn’t good. Think of the polar bears”

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:46 PM EST reply actions  

Just move to Florida and be tropic bears

It’s that easy

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

[spiders]

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah...that's all the further I'm taking it. Just more of a people need to not use social media sometimes

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

so every body knows that they can't protect overdrafts when they go out of business, right?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 1:46 PM EST reply actions  

BBVA: Shell corporation for that efficient business corporation known as "Spain's national Government"

/takes three hour nap on monday
//loans 300 million billion euros each to Barcelona and RM interest free
///Complains vociferously when bond spreads move

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

yes. I can't BELIEVE they let a Caja acquire an FDIC institution

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

The world's finest parliamentary mañanarchy.

(hat tip to the Onion)

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No, no, that's just an urban legend designed to scare you

because the rich people don’t want you to have nice things. Just keep writing checks, everything will be just fine.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell, no.

In fact, they can swipe your card for a brand-new Mercedes. Go for it!

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

"Did you know, you can put your card into a machine, and the machine just spits out however much money you want?"

“That’s awesome, don’tcha think?!?”

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

So did Pitt and SMU get one of those 9 in 1 watches that can't even keep time?

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:50 PM EST reply actions  

To be fair

Pelphrey was probably distracted by the idea of taking over WKU next season.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Louisiana Lafayette had six men on the floor.

Of course, WKU can’t count.

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by purwho on Jan 7, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

LOGO LOGO

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:52 PM EST reply actions  

3:26 left in Atlanta

and Tech is trailing Duke by just two points.

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by The Missing T on Jan 7, 2012 1:53 PM EST reply actions  

...

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My dad is up at school and wanted updates for the football games

I just texted him and get a “Thanks dickbag” back. He texts again and goes “oops. I meant Greg. Stupid phone”

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:54 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Except he doesn't use auto correct.

I was and still may be “Dipshit” in his phone

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

hi dipshit!

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

What have I done

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I will forget in a minute

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Did they mean watching on TV?

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by purwho on Jan 7, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

That's where they get you

They were really talking about a sort of currency that’s really a 10,000 to 1 exchange rate

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

75,000 "people" are there

and by “people” I mean imaginary entities that bank has created to move loans and debt around efficiently.

BBVA figure “Hey, we have all these imaginary people…why don’t we just have them go to the game too?”

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Why did Northwestern fans go to a Pitt game?

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Sadly he's right. Here:

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

That is quite clearly an early season game

It gets better-ish when students start 3 weeks later. Not great, but…better

by emc503 on Jan 7, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

When students...start?

Football season starts without students there? What madness is this?

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by The Missing T on Jan 7, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Northwester starts late. Really late.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

same for UCLA

first couple home games have a big gap in the student section.

granted, with recent performance, every section has a big gap.

by Kenneth Powers on Jan 7, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Same thing happens at OSU

because they’re on quarters, like the first 3 home games are before the students get back…school usually starts mid 20s of September

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Trade off is that they go until middle of June

because they have two quarters after the new year

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

Though I think if everyone were on the same schedule, quarters would be preferable. ESPECIALLY if they switched to DePaul’s schedule, which starts in the 2nd week of Sept and is done by Thanksgiving, with a 5 week christmas/winter break

by emc503 on Jan 7, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope. Did both.

Much prefer quarters. Though semesters DO make more sense for math/science, everything else benefits immensely from quarters

by emc503 on Jan 7, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

how?

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 7, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Much quicker pace, still cover the same material, but no time for it to get stale

Semesters tended to drag for me, but quarters flipped over quickly enough that I was able to cover a wider range of interesting material and courses. Plus it’s easier to graduate early (which I did.) Just much more flexible and interesting.

by emc503 on Jan 7, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

so you do all the same work, just in a shorter time?

/my college self is not amused.
However, I see the goodness in this now

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 7, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

With how I work and process

It just allows me to cover more information without getting bored. The last two or three weeks of semesters were just hellaciously boring

by emc503 on Jan 7, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Quarters are pretty terrible for math classes

Semesters are much much better

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

but quarters are great for terrible classes

/hate my students? grin and bear it and before i know it get a whole new batch looks just like the old

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

All students are just an unwashed mass of time-wasting quasi-humanity.

What are they teaching you at that school?

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I was going to type: "you'd think they'd want to go the other way and just have 2 semesters

before December" But then I realized that doesn’t make much sense. The whole thing is just screwed up. who is this good for?

/real question

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 7, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

This doesn't even show the student section does it?

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I know this. And I hate Ryan Field all the more because of it

/Kinnick has bleachers too

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I just hate Ryan Field

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Be honest-

it’s not the stadium, it’s the Wizgerald

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

IT IS ALWAYS FUCKING GRAY AND RAINY THERE

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I more meant gamedays

I went to a few games and it was always nice the day before. And rained on Saturday

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Same.

It’s tough to stand on chairs.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 7, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate seatbacks, though

“IMMA JUST TAKE UP BLEACHER SPACE AND NEVER STAND UP”

by emc503 on Jan 7, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Erik T. prefers bleachers

Notre Dame has bleachers.
therefore, Erik T. prefers Notre Dame!

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 7, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Would you please sit down and tone down the volume? We're trying to watch a game here.

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

(jingles keys)

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

How else is little Seamus O'Gonzalez IV supposed to learn Notre Dame tradition?

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

He already shits himself all the time.

He knows everything he needs to know.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

/plays "shipping up to boston" during game against boston college

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Does the Crazy Train run express from South Bend to Boston?

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

/shipping up to boston

/shipping up to boston
/shipping up to boston
WERE NOT EVEN IN BOSTON
/raeg

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Why is gout a thing now?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 1:56 PM EST reply actions  

Because we as a society no longer suffer from

the heartbreak of psoriasis.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

new medicine

that doesn’t work as good the old medication but costs 20X more.

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Missouri getting frustrated on the hoopty court.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 2:00 PM EST reply actions  

Ooooh, blocked punt

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:04 PM EST reply actions  

BLOKKED PUNT?

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by purwho on Jan 7, 2012 2:04 PM EST reply actions  

We're talking about the real game

not that silly exhibition contest.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

The Ukraine is weak

teetering on the verge of collapse

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 7, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

The Ukraine is weak.

It’s feeble!

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I FROM UKRAINE

UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 7, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Twilight Zone speakers at the stadium for SNUD

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 2:04 PM EST reply actions  

WOOOHOOO

THAT BENCH IS PSYCHED. Look at them jumping up and down.

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 2:05 PM EST reply actions  

WE WILL BOUNCE AT YOU UNTIL YOU GIVE UP.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

What's happening in this DVDA Bowl?

I’m at work, and just checking in.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 7, 2012 2:05 PM EST reply actions  

That usually happens with DVDA.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 7, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

SMU 21, Pitt 3

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Sam Houston 0, SNUD, 3

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

State of North Up Dakota

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Stupid Flanders

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:08 PM EST reply actions  

Objectively.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Objektively

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Disordered.

Sorry, reflex.

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by The Missing T on Jan 7, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Objectivist?

THE COORDINATION REQUIRED TO COMPLETE A PASS CLEARLY PROVES THAT’S IT’S A COLLECTIVIST RUSE.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 7, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

This is a great SEC game.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

ESSSS EEEEE KKKKKKKKK

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fuck Ryan Kelly.

Fuck Duke.

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by The Missing T on Jan 7, 2012 2:09 PM EST reply actions  

...

The twitter
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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Just reserved a minivan so the wife can go to Ikea tomorrow

and get a crib for the future Kentucky QB she’s gestating.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:11 PM EST reply actions  

We just don't have one yet

hence the having one.

Would want him to play basketball, but he won’t have the skills or the natural talent to play for Cal.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey now,

Look at Eloy. People said the same thing about him last year and now he is nearly a badass. Awkward kids can become great under good coaches

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I find it surprising everyone is focusing on the "future QB" part

and not at all on the “renting a car to go to Ikea” part.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

huh that sounds like just logistics

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It's actually in Cincy

and on the Ohio side, so that’s even worse.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

you're going to THAT ikea?

half my furniture came from there.

/compulsively buys lingonberry jam at checkout

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Nearest one to us

and better furniture than what we can get for the same money if we stayed home.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

So, Lorenzen was bashing Florida's new OC hire

because Pease was at Kentucky when Lorenzen was there, and Jared said “he wouldn’t be able to handle it”.

My only response: he managed to survive being at UK with Lorenzen without becoming lunch, so he has to have some skills.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

It passed across my twitter feed yesterday, don't have a link.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Our presence on this thread is:

A) hard core
B) masochistic
C) drunken
D) pathetic
E) typical

by Counter Trap on Jan 7, 2012 2:11 PM EST reply actions  

* offer not good if watching ESPN2

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

F) all of the above

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by Londonjoe on Jan 7, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

...

A) hard kore
B) masokistik
K) drunken
D) pathetik
E) typikal

by Salt on Jan 7, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yes

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Stupid Kokfingers

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

And we is tied.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

COCKFINGERS

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:12 PM EST reply actions  

SWEET JESUS WHAT ARE YOU WEARING SNUD

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 2:12 PM EST reply actions  

Also...Fuck Wake Forest

All they are doing is making it impossible for Virginia Tech to make the NCAA tourny again

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 7, 2012 2:13 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, Virginia Tech always does just enough to not make the tournament.

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

/Beats UNC

//Loses to Boston College and Georgia Tech in their last two games

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 7, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Sam Houston State just kreamed at the possibility of the K's in that sentence

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Y'all are making fun of a fake spelling

of a FAKE MASCOT.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I have nothing about Purdue

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

THE DIE IS CAST

/rolls a 1, despite wearing an “I roll 20s” shirt.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 7, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Ya gotta say it "alea iacta est"

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently K-State's so mad about losing to an SEC team last night

that they’re taking it out on an SEC team this afternoon.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:16 PM EST reply actions  

Shift+A

HEY YALL! There anything going on today?

by SEC Supremacist on Jan 7, 2012 2:25 PM EST reply actions  

snud samhouston

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 7, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Aka "Alabama/LSU"

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Only the Division I championship game.

And supposedly death by SMU-SMU, though I haven’t seen any of that game yet.

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by The Missing T on Jan 7, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

LULZ

This lady I was not fond of in high school was just bragging about her beautician license and posted a pic on Facebook. Didn’t realize they spelled her name wrong

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:26 PM EST reply actions  

Why would you have people you weren't fond of on your FB? xD

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I forgot to tell you, this morning, Loki bit through the tire of my neighbor's ATV

He rents some land to pasture his cattle. (YEAH CIRCUMVENTING TAX LAWS) I’m not even mad. That shit is impressive. Apparently Loki was running alongside him and he thought it would be funny to swerve toward the dog and scare him. Loki responded by disabling the enemy.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 2:26 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

#TeamLokiFTW

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

It's going to cost me a couple hundred bucks and the loss of my ATV for the next couple days

But damn if that isn’t awesome

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Worth it?

Worth it.

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Loki finishes the drill.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes it is.

If say the neighborhood kids were taunting your dog and he bit one of them, you’d still have to put the dog down. As much as we love our dogs and think of them as family members, the law does not.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha, good dog!

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

He thinks it's funny. Just asked that I pay to have the tire replaced and let him borrow my ATV

Luckily he wasn’t going fast enough to hurt himself. He’s a great friend

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure, but he also could have been a dick about it, claimed Loki attacked him unprovoked.. as no one would have been able to say differently and got the authorities involved

Since Rottweilers are classified as a “dangerous breed” I’d not have a leg to stand on

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn't he on your land?

How formal is the grazing agreement?

by Erik T on Jan 7, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a formal rental agreement, same as you have with your landlord

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey hey Woody Guthrie I wrote you a song

About a funny old world that’s coming along
Seems sick and it’s hungry, it’s tired and it’s torn
It looks like it’s dying and it’s hardly been born.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

No, property taxes are much higher if you have your land classified as "recreational"

Once the cows showed up, it became “pasture land” and therefore subject to much lower taxes.

Most of my land is in the CRP (Conservation and Reserve Program) and therefore I get a tax credit for leaving it alone. The stuff that isn’t was being taxed like crazy and I got tired of it.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

/ndnation's heads explode

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 7, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

NINA

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 7, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Facts and stuff and things!

NDNation prefers truthiness.

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by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Also the droit du seigneur

Not sure if desirable in Wisconsin.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 7, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe?

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 7, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You know there is no reliable historical record of that ever being a thing, right?

Every reference we have of it is from one side claiming their enemy practiced it.

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by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably. But it still has a cool name.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 7, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

We actually thought about that, but then my neighbor asked if we'd be willing to rent it

As he only needs a small patch to keep his heifers away from the pregnant cattle.

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by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Cool story bro time

A couple years ago someone received an endowed chair that was super old and bestowed upon the professor the right to graze cattle in the Yard. He chose to exercise that right.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I know. And I'd probably offer to pay as well

But that doesnt mean I wouldnt give him a lot of goodnatured shit about it

by emc503 on Jan 7, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Loki may not be as dumb as you say.

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by allicolls on Jan 7, 2012 2:48 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

He's pretty dumb

But he also loves to run alongside the ATV. He was probably high on adrenaline and with Loki the “fight or flight” instinct is just “fight”

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by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Loki Brain Program:

10 Fight
20 IF Fight fail goto 10

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 7, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Big, loud, fast thing is coming at me... what do I do

BITE IT

LOL, ok

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by stempke on Jan 7, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

ESPN announcers praising the FCS for "a championship decided on the field".

I assume they will be fired at halftime and Craig James will be brought in to do the rest of the game solo.

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by Tremendous on Jan 7, 2012 2:28 PM EST reply actions  

Pitbull at halftime

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's a 6-3 game.

THEY ESS EEE SEE, PAAAAWWWLL!

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 7, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

And either one of these teams

would fucking truck Kentucky.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wait, though

is this the Matt Roark offense that beat Tennessee, or the Smith/Newton version?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

You did win the Tennessee game 10-7, right?

I’d say your question is immaterial, and ask about the defense

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

It does matter somewhat

because the Roarkfense consists of about eight plays, and four of them are QB dive.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

So

I imagine the reaction when the MNC is the same score at half will be a lot more negative than this one

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 2:32 PM EST reply actions  

K-State is playing very well today.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure that will help in this game.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, at this rate, exercising the transitive property

Mizzou would lose to Alabama by 23.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

/thinks about it for a bit...

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

K-State beat Bama by 15.

K-State’s beating Mizzou by 19 at the half, which would be 38. 38-15=23.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I know

but with the way Bama decides to show up occasionally, it could actually happen.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

The starting QB on my run heavy team in 12 transferred. He had 1K rushing too

Never had that happen.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:34 PM EST reply actions  

I guess.

He got hurt in the 10th game of the season and was out for the year. I have no idea what happened. Maybe the computer read me removing him from the depth chart as a benching

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Miami vs. Virginia is on ESPNU

BUT AN ACTUAL TOP 25 GAME INVOLVING THE #1 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY IS ON ESPN3

MAKES SENSE

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 2:37 PM EST reply actions  

ACC bias, yo.

You’ll learn to love it eventually

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 7, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Virginia has a hockey team?

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

ESPNU airs hockey?

I mean, goddamn NBCSN airs more college hockey than them… and ESPNU has the rights to the NCAA tournament no less!

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 7, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

NBCSN is all-hockey.

Well, that and outdoors shows. I’m just hoping that turns into more IndyCar programming in the spring.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 7, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell, not even NBCSN

Fios 1 airs more college hockey than ESPNU apparently

Sure it’s Army… Princeton… Quinnipiac…. but hey more hockey than ESPNU still

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 7, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously though

How the hell doesn’t a matchup between preseason top 25 teams THAT ARE IN THE SAME CONFERENCE AND PLAYED IN THE NCAA TOURNAMENT not on at least ESPNU? Cause you know for a fact the Rutgers women’s basketball game before will run over and cause SNY to miss the beginning of the Cuse game

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 7, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Because it's basketball

and thus nobody cares until Tuesday.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

#teamconferencenetwork

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

"The sack makes the field goal attempt longer."

I have friends and family in Birmingham, so can we have just a small meteor hit Danny Kannell on the head?

by Counter Trap on Jan 7, 2012 2:38 PM EST reply actions  

O'Brien's press conference is so fucking bad

Stop looking at your fucking notes you stupid asshole

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 7, 2012 2:42 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, I hear you, Boston organist.

You might want to slow Chelsea Dagger down just a bit, though.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 7, 2012 2:42 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah... uhh... Bill O'Brien...

Not too inspiring. This doesn’t end well.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 7, 2012 2:42 PM EST reply actions  

Better than Todd Graham

“You all inspire me. Three weeks”

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Alignment Test I found

http://www.pa.msu.edu/~aaronson/alitest/aintro.html

I got Chaotic Neutral.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 7, 2012 2:42 PM EST reply actions  

YOU'RE BROADCASTING THE DIVISION I CHAMPIONSHIP GAME

AND BABBLING ABOUT PENN STATE DURING HALFTIME SHUT THE FUCK UP TALK ABOUT SHSU AND NDSU COCKSUCKING MOUTHBREATHERS

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:43 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

What's funny is...

I’ve actually seen two whole Colgate games this year. Well, watched the one against Syracuse on TV considering it was Thanksgiving break, but I also saw them at a game at Hofstra.

Very good comedic value both times to say the least

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 7, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Chiefs plan to keep Crennel as head coach.

/inserts barrel in mouth

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by jonfmorse on Jan 7, 2012 2:49 PM EST reply actions  

you know you're an asshole

when you get canned so that Romeo Crennel can get a promotion.

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

He'll make sure you at least get 6 wins a year

And wont bottom out, and…you know…get a really good draft pick

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 7, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

That pain was all too real for you, Mike Lew?

Hey, at least they’ve still got Derek Anderson long-term as their franchise QB…

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 7, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

We have Holmgren now...

Not that it makes any difference, as it’s still a Cleveland sports team

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

considering all the injuries they had

I thought they did pretty well this year. You put Charles, Berry, Moeaki (whatever) on that team and they win the division again.

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 7, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

hey Romeo worked with Belicheck

this plan cannot fail.
I wonder if Weis would be the head coach if he didn’t take the Kansas job.

by rook0119 on Jan 7, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Sucks for you, duder...

sorry

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by MikeLew on Jan 7, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh wow

Apparently Carver Hawkeye is a mad house today. Like sold out actually. And wrestling takes on Okie State tonight. 13-15k expected for that.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 7, 2012 2:53 PM EST reply actions  

OU leading KU in hoopity at the half.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 7, 2012 2:53 PM EST reply actions  

Seriously, Harvard...

Up 23-22 against Dartmouth at the half? Do they use a shot clock in the Ivy League

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 7, 2012 2:53 PM EST reply actions  

Just saw that

Mane, Cantab hate conference play purp

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 7, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

apropos of nothing

When I got my puppy, we went out and bought toys for her. I got her 2 stuffed elephants to knaw on, to symbolize my hate of bama. When she plays with it, I tell her to “get her bammer.” Is that too much hate?

by SEC Supremacist on Jan 7, 2012 2:54 PM EST reply actions  

Never seen a college team give up like this

"excuse me, can you blow me where the pampers is?"

by Matty Light on Jan 7, 2012 4:10 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

A program that took 25 years to recover from the death penalty

is more relevant than Pitt at this stage.

That’s funny to me.

You ever seen a grown man naked?

by ClarenceOveur on Jan 7, 2012 5:32 PM EST reply actions  

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