WE BOUGHT A ZOOK (FROM AN UNPUBLISHED MANUSCRIPT BY DR. SEUSS)
by Doug Gillett on Jan 6, 2012 12:58 PM EST
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Won't somebody help me? My team is a mess!
Coach JoePa's no more, and my woes are no less.
My team has no rudder, recruiting's the pits --
I need a new coach for my woebegone Nits.
Need a new coach? I know just where to look!
Go down to the coach store and pick up a Zook.
A Zook? What's a Zook? Young man, stop being silly.
I don't have the time to be goofy or frilly,
To engage in tomfoolery, gawking or games.
I need a top coach, not a list of fake names.
A Zook is a coach! You don't need to fret! You dundering dud! Is your head full of air? You can't have a Saban, you son-of-a-dumbus! No, you need a Zook to assume JoePa's place. Nobody can fill JoePa's shoes. That's the trouble. The cream of the cream? A football team's dream? That's the ticket, my friend! Why, you're starting to cook! But where is my Zook, my disposable coach? Yes! NFL! To the pros, that's the ticket! I don't need innovation -- superficial's the key. Bill O'Brien? That's brilliant! Your smarts are unbridled! This Zook! This Zook! This wonderful Zook! And there lies the lesson of this coaching search: -- From the forthcoming "Oh, the Places You'll Coach!" (New York: Random House), a collection of unpublished works by Dr. Seuss. Other stories include: "What's Miffin' Lane Kiffin?"; "A Very Pleasin' Sarkisian"; "Houston Hires a Who?"; and "There's a Muschampus on My Campus."
It's the coachiest coach that an AD can get.
He'll win here and there, he'll lose more than a few,
And after three years you can get someone new.
I don't want a coach I can fire without care.
I want the best coach that an AD can hire!
I want the next Saban, Miles, Carroll or Meyer!
He's in Tuscaloosa. Urban Meyer's in Columbus.
Les Miles is preparing for Title, Part Two.
Face it, ALL the good coaches have something to do.
He'll sit in a seat. He'll take up some space.
Compared to JoePa, his achievements will pale.
He's too dumb to realize he's set up to fail!
They're welcome to try, they'll just end up befubbled.
A Zook can come in and take one for the team
While you keep up the search for the cream of the cream!
A Zook might be just what I need, it would seem!
The Zook will look bad when compared to ol' Joe,
But the NEXT coach will look great compared to the schmoe!
You're well on your way to locating a Zook.
Are there any Big Six retreads I can poach?
An FCS no-name from AppState or Furman?
Or an NFL guy, like Chan Gailey or Sherman?
That's where I'll find somebody lickety-splicket.
Too dull to succeed, too obscure to offend --
That's where the search for my own Zook will end.
And Bill Belichick's staff sure looks glossy to me.
What about Bill O'Brien, New England's OC?
HE can be our caretaker for two years or three!
An interim coach in all aspects but title.
He can weather the storm of this Sandusky scandal,
Then get sent on his way once it's too much to handle!
Thank you, sir, this solution is tops in my book.
It's OK to punt when you're over a barrel.
Just regroup in three years to chase Saban or Carroll!
Don't fret when it seems you've been left in the lurch.
Just hire a nobody, a nothing, a schnook!
If you can't have a legend, you just need a Zook!
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Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 6, 2012 1:01 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
/poutyface
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 6, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
aw, hamburgers!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 6, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
So this was more of a "let's drink with guns" excursion?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 6, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Yay! Go birds!
Speaking of waterfowl, I saw a beautiful shorebird in my yard this afternoon:
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 6, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
Piping plover?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Killdeer.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 6, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
Don't go near her nest
She’ll start acting like she has broken wing and screeching at you. I know this because I have one that likes to lay her eggs in the decorative pebbles of my landscaping.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I know.
Saw that over the summer. They aren’t nesting now anyway.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 6, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
This reminds me of a joke...
What’s the difference between a waterfowl with a cold and your mother? One’s a sick…oh I don’t remember how it ends but your mother’s a whore.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 6, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Damn. Fearless Leader leaves for a day, and someone uses the "Z" word on the front page
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Cat's away, mice PARTAY
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"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Jan 6, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions 15 recs
BTW, the post is freakin' brilliant.
Particularly who aren’t that far removed from reading Seuss aloud nightly.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Totes printing this out
to read to our eventual spawn.
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"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Jan 6, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
Eventual spawn?
Did someone bury the lede here?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
VERY VERY EVENTUAL.
GOD. RayRay Colquitt Manning must be carefully planned.
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"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Jan 6, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HI!!!!
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 6, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
I thought the lovely Fulmerina Clausen Anderson was up first, no?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 6, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
I though the first son was going to be named "Desmond" and the second "Howard"
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
I had heard the first born son would be named "Woodson."
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
That's right, I was getting my Michigan players confused
“Woodson” is much better
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
This is right about where I find out . . .
. . . if Aunt Stabitha got a new set of knives for Christmas.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Your only hope...
she decides to fly and gets stuck in Atlanta – or marooned sans taxi at BWI.
"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"
Or that she books on Delta and, thus, never gets here.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I'd ban you for a day
but it’s not worth the resulting bitchcakes email. Carry on!
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"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Jan 6, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
GROWN. ASS. MEN.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Bitchcakes email? From moi?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 6, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck yo bitchcakes email.
Fax spam.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 6, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
Endless black faxes for all!
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 6, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
Now you post a picture of Charles Woodson?
That’s just cruel.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 6, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I find any proper invocation of Beth to be streets ahead.
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 6, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
She got second place?
Who’s going to Hawai’i?
Here lies ASCII Picard, he never scored.
by touchdown H-town on Jan 6, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
One step ahead of you
as is the (possibly growing) Hawaii delegation.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
The oxen must be herded for appropriate SUNSPHERE sacrifice
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 6, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
"Carefully planned"?
Don’t be these people:
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 6, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Go 'way. 'Baitin.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 6, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Hey, that's my lawyer!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I refer, of course, to the argument made in People v. Not Sure
I know! And I’m all, ’you’ve gotta be shittin’ me!’ But check this out man, judge should be like [bangs fist on table] ‘guilty!’ Peace.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I must strenuously object!
My grounds? Well, quite clearly your shit’s all fucked up and you talk like a fag. I REST MY CASE.
Court TV agrees.
It started off boring and slow with Not Sure trying to bullshit everyone with a bunch of smart talk: ‘Blah blah blah. You gotta believe me!’ That part of the trial sucked! But then the Chief J. just went off. He said, ‘Man, whatever! The guy’s guilty as shit! We all know that.’ And he sentenced his ass to one night of rehabilitation.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
It ended, "Meh"
but man, the first hour/hour and fifteen?
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Mike Judge has Spielberg's Syndrome:
Can’t figure out how to end a movie.
Exhibit A: Office Space
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 6, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
Handicapped by too many years in TV?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Perhaps.
But he should get much credit for this:
The #1 movie in America was called “Ass.” And that’s all it was for 90 minutes. It won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay.
It’s the “best screenplay” part that makes it art.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I'm not taking credit away
I think the man’s an underrated genius, but writing 22 minute sitcoms/satires take a different talent than a full film narrative.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
YAIS
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 6, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
I was thinking of King!
His short stories are really something, but without a good editor…
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
King has admitted that he has no ending in mind when he starts writing.
Shockingly, he stuck the landing with 11/22/63.
Free at last!
Did he ever.
Boy, it sucks slogging through one where he doesn’t. For ever Bag of Bones, there’s a Under the Dome. Woof.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
You ain't kidding.
11/22/63? GREAT.
Gerald’s Game? Under the Dome? Tommyknockers? Faceplant.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I have seen people hating on 11/22/63.
I cannot imagine any reason other than that they were expecting it to be all about Oswald or conspiracy theories.
Free at last!
I stalled out at the beginning of the fourth installment of the Gunslinger.
They had just arrived in alt-Omaha off Blaine the Train. Should I pick it back up?
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
That's a tough question to answer.
I liked book 4, and there are parts in 5-7 that are good, but the ending is unsatisfying.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Wizard and Glass is by far the best, IMO.
It stands alone really, really well.
[SPOILERS HERE DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT LOOKING LALALALALALALALA]
I didn’t even mind the ending half as much as writing himself into the gotdamn series. wtf?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
#team vonnegutt
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Jan 6, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
The comics series are outstanding
They continue the Roland as outlaw cowboy (as seen in Book1 and Wizard & Glass).
Read W&G then read the comics, sorry graphic novels
Well hello there hangover. Fancy meeting you here this bright Thursday morning.
by Cranked_Irish on Jan 9, 2012 9:15 AM EST up reply actions
You dropped the best book in the series.
Wizards and Glass is out-fucking-standing.
And I’m not a huge Dark Tower fan.
Free at last!
I liked the idea of the series because I like the King I've read and love Spaghetti Westerns (obviously)
I liked Eddie and Roland but wish the kid stayed dead and never liked the schizo chick.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Exactly.
Is this anything like JJ Abrams Disease?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
TAMU-itis
Things go great for the first 3/4, but then there is much crashing and burning.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 6, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I have dubbed thee "Peyton Reggie Anderson Manning Them Hounds Is Hell Don't They"
Woo!
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 6, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Nobody refers to their own spawn as...spawn.
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jan 6, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
You're quite right.
I prefer “demon seed” for my four spawn.
"In general, I’m in favor of as much punctuation as possible, because it helps you spot the idiots. No offense intended, of course."
- ACS, 25-Mar-2011
by CleverScreenName on Jan 6, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dude, thas a brood!!!!!
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jan 6, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I blame it on the fact that college football...
…only keeps me away from my wife for four months a year. What else am I supposed to do for the other eight months?
"In general, I’m in favor of as much punctuation as possible, because it helps you spot the idiots. No offense intended, of course."
- ACS, 25-Mar-2011
by CleverScreenName on Jan 6, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
a referendum on rhyming
is in order after this post
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 6, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
Referendum on rhyming?
It’s all in the timing.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 6, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It can't be too soon-
we’re already past noon!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 6, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
this is getting annoying
with my patience you’re toyin……. DAMMIT!!!!!
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 6, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
The work, I can't duck it
But I’d just as soon “Fuck it!”
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 6, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
With Clemson pre-fucked, your options, it seems
are almost as limited as Stinespring’s poor schemes.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
HEY GUYS! HEY GUYS! HEY GUYS! HEY GUYS!
What’s really messed up is the glaze of my eyes!
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Jan 6, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The magical white powder, 8-ball was happy to inhale
He knew that without it, he was quite prone to fail
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 6, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
That's enough now, I mean it.
….
….
….
Anybody want a peanut?
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 6, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions 28 recs
ATTENTION: All of you with
Andre the Giant and Princess Bride auto-recs, you are required here.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
As you wish.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Jan 6, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
Sabans of Unusual Size?
I don’t think they exist.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 6, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs
They're ALL of Unusual Size Dammit
Don't be that guy.
by Wolf-fang on Jan 6, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Unusaully small, that is...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
but in all seriousness
where is the most bloved index of the day?
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 6, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
ahem bEloved
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 6, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
Looks around
I think this is as close as we’re gonna get.
Maybe
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 6, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
thoroughly entertained
in fact, this is top-5 all time EDSBS material for me, but I needs my Index before I run the risk of getting work done today
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 6, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
Spencer's on a plane to NOLA
and the rest of us have real jobs. Cope.
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"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Jan 6, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
I was only concerned for his safety
and the fact that he’s coming to my neck of the woods isn’t exactly reassuring
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 6, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Honey, please.
Fearless Leader is a multi-year vet of UF-LSU in Red Stick, and I survived both one of those AND wearing a Utah jacket down Bourbon Street after the last time Bama played in the Superdome, if you know what I mean.
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"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Jan 6, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
No, that was me.
Fun night, Paaaowl!!
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"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Jan 6, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
Yais What A Night!
Only Utah fan right in the middle of whole Bama section only moral support was an undercover UT (You’re everywhere) right next to me.
by AlbieUte on Jan 6, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
my roommate at the time
was a Bama fan, not a serious one, more like the went there for a semester and smoked too much weed then never really gave college a serious try but claims he’s a hardcore fan every time Bama plays in a bowl game kind of fan, went to the game with him, didn’t say a word the whole time just watched him slowly break down, it was beautiful
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 6, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I'm sure the not giving a fuck extended to Alabama's fanbase that night, right?
"Lying is like 95% of what I do."
-Sterling Archer, Codename: Duchess
by Bob Genghiskhan on Jan 6, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
Reading comprehension!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Cope?
Mope.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 6, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Hope?
Dope?
Nope.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 6, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Zope?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 6, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
Rope?
/Sploosh
//Carradine’d
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 6, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Hmm?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 6, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
Petrelli, regarding the Syracuse Orange . . .
. . .
. . .
aw, fuckit
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
My senior English teacher did. His children self-identified as "The Dark Lord's Spawn"
He also had stickers on his lecturn that said “Nihil ex nihillo fit”, “Yes, madam, I am an agent of Satan, but I assure you I am merely a minor functionary” and “ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER.” He was a fun guy.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 6, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
Nope. Dallas, TX.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 6, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
What school?
Sounds like you went to one of the many fine private institutions littered about the Big D. Only Private school english teachers can get away with that kind of nonsense and not get shanked before 3rd period.
Do you think Eddie Money has to put up with this shit?
Nope. Lake Highlands H.S., part of Richardson ISD.
I think that’s little enough information not to compromise my precious anonymity too badly.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 6, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
Jake?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Uh, no. But I think maybe I know who you're talking about?
Also I am a girl. Um…do I know you? Is Shit About to Get Real in an awkward way?
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 6, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
Nope.
Total joke. Picked a common-but-not-too-common name and ran with it.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Oh. Well done! Consider me jake-trolled, if such a thing exists.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 6, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
I may or may not have a poster in my classroom that taunts students in both binary and Latin.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/gets called to office
//gets talking to for not being emotional about the kids
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 6, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
You'd be surprised what you'll call your kids
when the time comes.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 6, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
When you're a father you censor yourself.
You get just as angry with a child but you don’t want to say, “What the filth and foul and I’ll filth and foul, filth and foul and, yeah, ya filth and foul face, and I’ll filth and foul, foul, filth!” You don’t want to say that to a child so you censor yourself and you sound like an idiot: “What the… Get your… I’ll put a… Get out of my face!”
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 6, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
But dad, I'm Jesus Christ!
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 6, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dabo is great!
The Orange Bowl was cake!
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 6, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
And those Tigers
who were singing praises to me, LIED ON ME!!!!
by Just Another Michigan Man on Jan 7, 2012 2:06 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, I didn't mean actually angry things
I meant like “hellbrood”, or [talking to spouse] “YOUR CHILD!” or “ungrateful baggage.”
Stuff like that.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 6, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just hoping
that I don’t call mine “a mistake” or “the reason I don’t trust girls on the pill”
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 6, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
I refer to my child as Damien and Demon Child all the time
My wife does not approve.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 6, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Oh, and when you do read it aloud . . .
. . . use the same voice Jesse Jackson used to read “Green Eggs & Ham” on SNL.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 6, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Instead of reading from First or Second Sam-u-el...
I will read from the book of Sam-I-Am.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 6, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
May be considered pornographic in Aggieland
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 6, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions 11 recs
Don't worry if your coach's name is [REDACTED]
You don’t want the coaching search to be too protracted
Just find someone new, a strange somebody who
Has never had previous contact with you!
Don’t worry if he plans to coach through the playoffs
At the end of it all, you will see there’s a payoff!
Though of thinking about football you might seem a bit rusty
At least now you can finally forget Sandusky.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 6, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions 20 recs
...Bill O'Brien, huh?
WELL FUCK YOU TOO, UNIVERSE. FUCK YOU, TOO.
I can’t wait until 4:31 when I can begin the process of drowning my brain in Ducth ethanol.
(Amazing post, btw.)
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Unfortunately, karma rains on the deserving and undeserving equally.
In order to punish those who were complicit, the rest of you poor bastards are going to have to suffer through some hard times, too.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 6, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
Totally thought this was an Orson piece
which, as I’m sure you know, is the highest compliment I can pay.
Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.
by PW and EDSBSMD on Jan 6, 2012 1:05 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
You'll go to the Rose Bowl, but get your ass beat.
And the media will say your Zook is on the hot seat.
“But no!” you will say, “The improvement! The gains!”
And then he will start the next season with a home loss to Maine.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 6, 2012 1:05 PM EST reply actions 32 recs
There are 2 "o"s in Zook.
There are none in Crxxm.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
It's a pity there's no Derek Dooley picture on the sleigh
/ducks
///runs
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Da'Rick wouldnt allow it.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 6, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
This. Is.
Brilliant.
Meet it is I set it down that one may smile, and smile, and be a villain--Hamlet, I, v
How many recs until a FP post goes green?
this should be there by now.
I AM BECOME JC001, THE DESTROYER OF BOARDS
"Always the corn, never the hole"
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Tweety
Editor for The 7th Floor
by Lt. Philip Nolan on Jan 6, 2012 1:08 PM EST reply actions
SON OF A FUCKING BITCH
HALLELUJAH…HOLY SHIT…where’s the Tylenol.
This is great work by the way.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
The Prince in the top corner
Makes a happy.
It seems to be a law of nature, inflexible and inexorable, that those who will not risk cannot win. - JPJ
Love Seuss homages. Here's one I wrote for the Ducks, which will require updating for our Rose Bowl helmets.
MY MANY COLORED GAMES, by Dr. Puddles
Some days are grellow.
Some are yeen.
For different days and different teams.
You’d be surprised how many ways
We change for Different Colored Games.
On Bright Volt Days how good it feels
to score TD’s and kick our heels!
On other days we’re other things.
On All White Days we flap our wings.
Some days, of course, are Carbon Steel.
And we march quickly down the field.
Then comes a Yellow Day and wheeee,
We win one-hundred-eight to three!
Gray Day…everything is gray.
Our secondary makes eight picks today.
We’ll play so fast it gets surreal!
On our Silver Days that’s how we feel.
Green Days. We kick no PAT’s.
We go for two on each TD!
On Lightning Days they’re sad. They groan.
They can’t keep us out of the end zone.
And when our days are Anthracite
We’ll cram it down your throats all night.
Then come All Black Days. Autzen’s loud.
Your O-line false starts every down.
Then comes a Throwback Day. And WHAM!
Eight hundred yards of offense? Damn!
You might think that all our unis suck,
but you just got throttled by our Ducks.
Now with mustache guarantee!
by HoodRiverDuck on Jan 6, 2012 1:10 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
So much win...
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
Solid A+ work the last few days
really solid work
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
Remember the 5!
Bravo, sir. Bravo.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
by Gator Cub on Jan 6, 2012 1:12 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
This guy approves
Vandy Fan. Yankee by birth, Southern by choice.
The Twitterz Tag
Remember the 5!
by VUfanInNJ on Jan 6, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
"the right way, son"
"Burn the black jerseys until they are ash. Then, burn the ashes."
by Black Prairie Bullpuppies on Jan 6, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Didn't Cameron Crowe make this into a movie?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 6, 2012 1:20 PM EST reply actions
You have summed up
everything I’m feeling more succinctly than I ever could. Kudos, and thank you.
365 beers from 365 different breweries in 365 days. Game on.
http://www.blognamedbrew.blogspot.com/
Doug Gillette's dogtag....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
OT - Mike Tice got promoted to OC for the Bears.
Pretty sure the Mayans are right about this year now.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 6, 2012 1:33 PM EST reply actions
Fear the No. 2 pencil tucked behind his ear.
Bears set up to have another poor season in 2012
/grinch smile
Prepare for this look on 3rd down a lot ...
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 6, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
"Snack cake?"
“Durr I don’t believe you”
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 6, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
but, but............they said I looked smarter with the glasses
Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!
"Glasses go really low on your nose, right? You want them low so they don't block your field of vision"
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 6, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
hey!
no quotin the Crxxm!
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 6, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
No way that thing is plugged in, ever
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 6, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
ewwww.........
lost Martz
got Tice
missed out on DeCosta
tough day for the Ditkas
Shut Up! I must have my EDSBS and my bourbons!!
Bravo.
Excellent work. Superbly done. And any other type of accolade I can heap upon it.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
I searched high and low for the book on Kiffin
But I’m easily distracted so I ended up spliffin’
Now I’m tired, so I guess I’ll just pout
Til I find the story of how Lane lost to Timeout.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 6, 2012 1:50 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Good Lord, this is fantastical, I will be emailing it around so very much.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
WHAT WHAAT WHAAAAAAAAAATTTT?!?!?!?!?!?
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 6, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
He'll be missed but it's been about a month coming.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
was his agent asking for too big of a workout bonus?
obligatory play for pay joke, quota met, carry on
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 6, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
but really
this is a shocker to me, what’s the problem here? why is Dyer jumping ship and why has this seemed obvious?
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 6, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
so much for Fambly
they’re just blessed, y’all.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
ongoinginvestigation.gif
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 6, 2012 2:08 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
"suspended indefinitely for violating team rules"
pretty much sums it up.
Missed bowl game.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 6, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
Smoked weed, got punished.
Is butthurt.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
then in THAT case
send him to Baton Rouge!
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 6, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
Yes LSU's stable of backs needs to be added upon
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
LSU T'AIN'T GOT NUTHIN BUT KICKERS PAAAAAAAAWWWWWLLLLL
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 6, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
we will convince him to "turn his life around"
michaelfloyd.gif
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 6, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
thassa rec
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 6, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Baton Rouge? I thought UF was the haven for afficionados of the 420
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
#SOUR
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 6, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
fair nuff
I guess he only really fits in if he’s into the synthetics
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 6, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
So Florida it is
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
PLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASE
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Jan 6, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Burton and Dyer?
ALL THE DIVER PLAYS
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 6, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
So we can assume
that Gustav von Arkansas State is totally chill, bro?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 6, 2012 2:09 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Rumors are he and Brent Calloway have a lot in common.
And not just the school they were committed to the day before National Signing Day.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Does Saban just take pride in getting our five star recruits to jump at the last minute?
I’d love to know what he tells them.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
"Here it is"
“Don’t spend it all at once, and for God’s sake, don’t put a picture of it all on the Internet.”
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 6, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
self-deprecating auto-rec
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 6, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
"Now help me down from this ladder."
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 6, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
/makes it rain with ones
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 6, 2012 2:20 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Dear Mike,
You can start at Notre Dame no seriously I know it’s cold and all but please come.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I just thought about how much this sucks.
An athlete’s scholarship is year to year and can be revoked. But if he wants to transfer, he has to sit out a year as punishment.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
He'll still have two years do to the 5th year thing at ND
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He still has a redshirt year. He's a good back. Shame he apparently didn't take Chizik's punishment well.
I’d rather have a program with discipline than Mike Dyer but it will hurt.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Just curious, you gonna change the sig line soon?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
Hadn't thought about it. I liked mixing a Patton quote with Malzahn's name. Still like Gustav but yeah, probably soon.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
He did help win a MNC and left on good terms I have no problem with it
Was just curious
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
I love how rational you guys are.
I’m pretty sure Jim McElwain will be Trotsky’ed by March.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 6, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You must be mistaken
For Auburn fans are never rational
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
If things go wrong Monday, it won't take that long.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Jan 6, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
And is it true all team pictures of the Fran era have white spots over the coach's face?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The what era?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 6, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
hell, Brandon Jacobs ended up ok.
/cusses out entire opposing coaching staff
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GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 6, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
He's going to Kansas to play with Dayne and Pear Bryant
close enough
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 6, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
I prefer
The Frying Crutchman, or Chucky Buffet-Table
by Just Another Michigan Man on Jan 7, 2012 2:08 AM EST up reply actions
He's just following Malzhan around
If yall had kept him then who knows?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe he's in love with Mrs. Malzahn.
She’s quite the charmer.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 6, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
Jeff McInnis
Approves your comment
by tron1013 on Jan 6, 2012 10:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
So, you know how I was all excited about year end revenue being up 6%
Year end profits now have me all sad clown… revenue up, profits flat… stoopid renovation.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Stempkes II: Electric Food-4-U
Let me know when you sell out and start franchising.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 6, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
If I could, I'd sell out tomorrow
I have standards, but I’m also easily bought off.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That's the Wall Street in you.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 6, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Hi, I'm from Chili's"
“We want to make a deal”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 6, 2012 2:23 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
TGI McStempke's Family Feedbag
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 6, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
O'Brady's
And for that authentic Irish pub atmosphere, don’t forget some Notre Dame banners!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 6, 2012 2:35 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
JIG JIG JIG
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 6, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
These Irish pub nachos sure are authentic!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 6, 2012 2:37 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
But magically delicious...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
I've only found "Irish Nachos" appetizing when six sheets to the wind.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 6, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
What do you have against cheese fries?
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
Get that man to Primanti Brothers, STAT!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Worthless without pics
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 6, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Primanti Bros. Sandwich
It’s DELICIOUS
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 6, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
YAIS.
Plz to have, with hot sauce.
Stupidity should be painful.
@elwreckingball
by wrecking_ball on Jan 6, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
What is this and where can I have one now?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
There are two in Pittsburgh, and two in South Florida, I think
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Bus to Pittsburgh from NYC.
$1. Done.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
There are three by my count...
The original location on the Allegheny docks, one in South Side, and one at PNC.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Forbes Ave. in Oakland
Stupidity should be painful.
@elwreckingball
by wrecking_ball on Jan 6, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
I can feel my arteries hardening from here.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 6, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
All of a sudden "Eat shit Pitt" doesn't seem so bad.
That would probably still be delicious the second time around.
I don't know about going to Pittsburgh for anything ever
but deep fried stuff covered in melted cheddar, bacon and sour cream is always excellent. They should really be called American nachos.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
Easier for you to get to Lubbock.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 6, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
lhb is throwing rocks tonight
we are dead in the water.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 6, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
JUST LIKE TWIZTED KILT!
/groans as 60 year old boss hits on waitress
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 6, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
I once went to the Twisted Kilt in Oak Park, IL (suburb of Chicago) with my buddy a couple days before his wedding
His future father in-law proceeded to order him a “Muff Diver” shot. It was awkward
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 6, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just, wow.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
you know we have one of those now right?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 6, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
In SA?
I have never even heard of this place.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Think Hooters + Catholic School Girl outfits + Faux Irish
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Catholic School Girl outfits?
I’m listening…
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I didn't say they were completely without their charms
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
And Tuesday lunch shift Hooters
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Not the one in Tempe. It's magically babelicious.
But then again, most things in Tempe are.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
Well, yeah, Tempe
The one in Charlotte was pretty disappointing, and I haven’t gone to any of the others, because I’m not friends with people who try to poison me with their restaurant choices.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Restaurant? They serve food?
Well I’ll be dipped.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
YES!
And when we went, we weren’t even drinking, so no relief that way!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
the on in Bham is having its grand reopening tonight
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 6, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
So, have you been to the one in Green Bay?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 6, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/immediately hops into car, begins driving to Green Bay
by Mango Stasi on Jan 6, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Meets Mango Stasi there
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 6, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Y'all are late.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
...
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 6, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
I have excellent closing speed.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I'm thinking Japanese sailor schoolgirl unis
But don’t know if that would play in the States.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 6, 2012 3:56 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Just like this, brah....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 6, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'll have a reuben
With a side of penicillin, please.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 6, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
You might need something a bit stronger than penicillin
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
Ranch?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 6, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
The girls in that photo are from San Diego....
There are no antibiotics strong enough to tame the VD of a sailor town
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 6, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
we have a bunch of biotech companies, too
so we might be able to do something about that :)
Which is why I think y'all are located in San D ;)
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Back row, second from left
is the only one I’d go near.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 6, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
In Houston as well.
My TK claim to fame…Got our waitress so drunk on shots with us that we had to work the Micros for her so that we could get our check printed out and CC finalized. Curiously, she wasn’t an employee when we went back the following week.
/we’re bad people
I wonder how often a middle aged guy goes in
and finds his daughter working there.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Daughter to me when she was 19
“I think I should go work at Hooters”
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/drank heavily that night
by Old Coder on Jan 6, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
soon your gonna call in a hooker
and your daughter’s gonna show up.
look out!
"i love my grandma, but bret musburger needs to retire."
by Quacker Backer on Jan 6, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
Please take the fries off my head, the basket is extremely hot!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 6, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
The emperor is nothing if not a realist.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Ramzy Nasrallah wins one internet
For contributing $5 to Craig James for Senate with the following message:
However virtuous the intentions
Or noble the cause
Out of Texas rises a Phoenix
Keeping America prosperous
Even in times of strife
Remembering what made us great
Keeping a promise for our children
Instead of taking their future away
Liberals need a challenger
Living for today and fighting for us
ESPN has given Texas back its son
Republican Craig James for Senate!
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 6, 2012 2:12 PM EST reply actions 33 recs
Subtle trolling is subtle.
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thassa a definite rec
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
This is a little spidery
but I’m partial to the Schwarzenegger veto letter.
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by thechuck_2112 on Jan 6, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
It's a pity this never made it into a West Wing plot.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 6, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
Read only the first letters, and a special message will be revealed.
"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"
by QuackinAK on Jan 6, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"?
A CRUMMY COMMERCIAL?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 6, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions 11 recs
April 3
At least currently, I know there was a redistricting suit several weeks ago that may or may not result in change of the date.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 6, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
CJ probably doesnt have much of a shot then
Not enough time to come back from where he is now
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Buying hydroflouric acid and a large plastic tub?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 6, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Pffft
Everyone knows you use lye to dispose of bodies. Renders ’em right down to soap.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 6, 2012 4:00 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Pigs, Turkish.
They go through bone like butter.
Nadolig Hapus
by gth863x on Jan 6, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is that how he allegedly did it?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
9 candidates declared, 4 made the ballot.
COINCIDENCE?!?!
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 6, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions 15 recs
They going with April 1?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 6, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
First comment on that Observer post:
Orson Swindle 3 hours ago
#rememberthefive
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 6, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FOR. GREAT. JUSTICE.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 6, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
Waiting in a dentist's office
“The Talk” might be the stupidest damn thing ever broadcasted.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 6, 2012 2:19 PM EST via Android app reply actions
(someone who has never seen Access Hollywood Live)
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 6, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
What sort of masochist are you?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 6, 2012 2:21 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
An unemployed one with too much time during the day.
Thankfully the new job starts Monday!
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 6, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
Daytime TV
Whoof
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 6, 2012 2:24 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I've given up hope for the afternoon soaps....
and a bottle of cold brew.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 6, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Having to pick up my girlfriend from work at the end of the day
has kept me from day-drinking. This was probably a good thing.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 6, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
me I'm more of a go-getter
my girl works and I …. well, yeah ok that’s a bad joke from a stupid Bourbon Street t-shirt, ok fine back to work for me
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 6, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
Too Deyoung to catch the Styx reference, eh?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 6, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Apparently so.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 6, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
Too Much Time on My Hands - Styx
Opens in a new window.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
When I read that, my brain tingled a little, like spider-sense going off
But I couldn’t place it.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 6, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Congrats on the job!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Thanks!
Here is a timeline:
1) While living (and gainfully employed) in Minneapolis, try for 18 months to find a job in Los Angeles.
2) Finally say fuck it, quit job, and move to Los Angeles, because the girlfriend has enough money to make it work for a while, and trying to get a job while having a job hasn’t really worked that well.
3) Two days after moving, get an interview.
4) Get offered a job four days later, starting early January.
Apparently I should have just quit my job in Minneapolis a long time ago.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 6, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah I remember the pre-moving struggle to find something
Glad it worked out so well!
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"Work It" has claimed the title from "Cop Rock" and retired it.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 6, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Cop Rock auto-rec
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Will that be the first show to be canceled based on promos alone?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
If Whitney couldn't pull that feat off
I don’t know what could
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
by ScreaminOwl on Jan 6, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Um... that show is not going anywhere, it's premier episode got a 6 rating... which is almost 3 times what Parks and Rec gets
I hate life sometimes
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/Community goes on hiatus
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
RAEG!!!!!!
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 6, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
<>
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 6, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Male vs Female test
Do you like the Talk? If yes you are probably a female, if no you are probably a male.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 6, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
No way anyone likes this
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 6, 2012 2:46 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Yes, there are females that like this show.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 6, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
It's not fair to lump in all of them with the ones with horrible taste though.
Much like I would never want to be associated with Axe Body Spray and MMA.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 6, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
what's wrong with MMA?
other than Affliction shirts?
The twitter
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I don't like pretense
so let’s just give them swords already and be done with it.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 6, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Are you John McCain?
/no spiders intended
//he’s called it that before
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 6, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds about right, actually.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 6, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
Anybody read the Hunger Games?
Yeah I know it’s a book for teenage girls, still has human cockfighting in it
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
fanfiction for girls in print form?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Guilty.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I have found that for an Alabama fan in NYC & and a confused Auburn fan in GA
We are more alike than most
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
/poisons IC's trees
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Human Cockfighting?
Brings about a different image than rooster with spurs on their feet doesn’t it?
Ditto
therefore it gets the Eye of Extreme Suspicion.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 6, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
My wife read the series and told me I needed to as well
So far, I haven’t.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Read it now
It’ll be downgraded once the movie comes out and flocks of 13 year old girls go see it
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
I'm about 2/3 through the first book and just watched the trailer.
Looks like they’ve actually captured it pretty well.
Free at last!
Unashamedly loved it.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Arent the Hunger Games and Twilight basically the same, only twilight uses vampires?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
I'd say no.
The protagonist in Hunger Games has an actual personality. And kicks asses.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 6, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
On some levels yes
On others it’s about human cockfighting in a futuristic dystopian society. I chose to look at it from that angle
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, sort of...
In that there’s a love triangle and a female protagonist. But in that case, Twilight is exactly the same as a couple of Shakespeare’s plays.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 6, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, if you removed the character development..
removed the intelligent dialogue, removed the wit, etc…
Definitely not.
And the movie appears to contain an actual acting-like substance, other than “camera focuses on Kristen Stewart’s nostrils for 5 minutes; she blinks twice.”
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
NOT AT ALL.
Hunger Games doesn’t make me fear for the future of my gender.
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by Holly Anderson on Jan 6, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Aunt Stabby has spoken.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
But the Hunger Games is a ripoff of Theseus and the minotaur
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 6, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But the Hunger Games isn't nakedly veiled abstinence porn
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"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Jan 6, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
"nakedly veiled abstinence porn"
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
This is where I should probably stop
at the risk of putting myself in the spider closet. [waves at Clem] But I have some blistering essays written by two of my BFFs, both English teachers, if anybody wants to get into the creepshow religious allegory contained therein.
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"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Jan 6, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
(and trust me, you probably don't, unless you have daughters reading that shit)
________________________________
"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Jan 6, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
Twilight.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
PLZ to email?
I have a daughter that may want to read them one day. I need all the ammunition I can get.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Shall.
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"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Jan 6, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
What's frightening here
is that I have assiduously avoided actually READING more than a chapter of the damn things or seeing the movies… but I think I know exactly what you’re talking about here.
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Still struggling with the concept of "nakedly veiled"
But intrigued. Oh, yes, intrigued.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 6, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, that's where I was going as well.
Not to mention abstinence porn. I don’t know that I’ve ever seen a more self-contradicting statement that was absolutely SPOT ON.
Well done, Holly! And I would also be interested in your BFF’s stuff. I’ve avoided Twilight like the plague, but I’m sure sooner or later my girls will be reading something similar and I’ll want to be on the lookout. I follow you on twitter if you’ve got time to shoot me a link.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Must run back to GROWN ASS JOB now
but I’ll send as soon as I can dig ’em up.
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"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Jan 6, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
NOOO HOLLLY DOOON'T LEEEEAVE UUUSSSSS
/throw tantrum
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I always pictured Aunt Stabby as a Career
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
Please.
Aunt Stabby is a Gamemaker.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 6, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
This works better
Just thinking whole “kill you in your sleep and not think twice” aspect
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
Distopian Future
Think versions of “Brave New World” that will/should/pleasepleasedon’tletsocietyfallthisfar never be considered ‘literature’.
Brave New World was hopeful compared to what Mrs MtnEer told me about Hunger games...
Think “Running Man” meets Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Perhaps more like Blade Runner then?
There is also a series with “Matched” and “Hooked” (?) as titles. Told they are very similar. All the rage with the teenage girl that lives in my house.
Hunger Games were really quite dark.
Pretty advanced themes, and decent to above-average writing for the genre.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Idiocracy
Was the most frightening dystopia I’ve ever seen.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 6, 2012 4:06 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Yup.
In 2 days. They were all good.
Can’t say the same for Girl With The Dragon Tattoo series. First one good, second one started slow, third one was slower than a hoverround in B1G country with ranch in its gears.
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Never read those
Took me a week to read all 3. Can’t decide which I like best out of em though and don’t wanna give spoilers to others
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
The original movies are really, really good.
But plot-wise the second and third could have probably been condensed into one.
Speaking of the original movie, I’ve been patiently waiting for this website to produce some sort of college football-related .gif using the scene where the title character gets “revenge” on her case worker. Perhaps with Holgo and Dabo faces ’shopped into it, who knows.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
That would be a delightful gif.
Haven’t seen any of the movies, but I think the 2nd and 3rd books could have been condensed as well. Seems like weeks (and pages) where nothing of substance happens in Book 3.
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You shuld board the hipster train with me and get them via netflix.
I’m terrified of what Hollywood will do to the series. There aren’t a lot of scripts that could do without laser-shooting dinosaurs, but methinks these are three. Plus everyone in the original sounds like the Swedish Chef, which is fun during the violent scenes.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
My mom and sister saw the first American movie and enjoyed it.
But their taste is…suspect at best.
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I enjoyed those books.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Paper is good roughage for a blanx
especially hardbacks.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 6, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Blanxes love leaves. (Note, Blanx, please do not eat the cake.)
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by allicolls on Jan 6, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Awww, how cute!
I’ll eat him last.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Hey, wait a damn minute....
I thought we had a deal for that….
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 6, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Remember, corgi, when I promised to eat you last?"
“Arf!”
“I lied.” /eats corgi
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Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 6, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Blanx will eat that.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Blanx should know that it is delicious
And opens up nicely after a few minutes with a cube. YMMV, of course.
Nadolig Hapus
I have been loving this
www.twgisah.com
which I received for Xmas.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I received the Quinta Ruban from my godparents
And an Ardbeg 10 from my in-laws, to go with the Laphroaig 10 already in my cabinet, and a few other friends.
Nadolig Hapus
GIMME
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 6, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
The original "Bitches love leaves" pic is in the same list as Yes, This is dog
NEVER NOT FUNNY
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
ME: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LIL REV #1: It’s the Beast!
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Fiber keeps a blanx regular.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Judging by the reaction in the lobby
Sadly people do seem to enjoy it
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 6, 2012 2:51 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
My wife has a PhD.
She enjoys college football, craft beer, and indie music. She speaks fluent French, has a membership to the MFA, and she’s involved with several charities. Yet she watches that wretched pile of shit on the regular.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
I won't say I don't have my indulgences
But damn, this show is stupid.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 6, 2012 2:56 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
In your honor, I have launched Jebediah to the Sun.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 6, 2012 2:20 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
He looks pretty excited about the journey.
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by allicolls on Jan 6, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Jed is one hard motherfucker
The other two fear their impending death. Jed laughs in its face
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 6, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't see Mike Martz in that cockpit.
Why not?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 6, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bill Wirtz was going to take that seat, but he was unwilling to pay the full fare
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
by cmill126 on Jan 6, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
He's also furious that the mission is viewable from Kerbal.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 6, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"There's a Muschampus on My Campus"
Sounds like a book about venereal diseases.
You either die a Tiger, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Jayhawk.
Wrong Florida school.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 6, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 6, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
The past couple times
(all pre-Sandusky) we’ve made Penn State jokes, we got some VERY angry emails from some of y’all’s readers, for stuff as harmless as this. So far, today, not a peep. Hope we’re helping the healing process.
________________________________
"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Jan 6, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
Good Lord that's a lot of butthurt over a one-off joke
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
teehee the house of Cybex
more likely the house of jazzercise AMIRIGHT AMIRIGHT?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
what I'm not getting here
is the notion that a little fan butthurt would do anything to discourage Penn State jokes, am I confusing Penn State and Notre Dame again?
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 6, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
Can't speak for individual crazies before my time running the site, sorry.
Hell, I thought ShaggyBevo’s PedoBear stunt was kind of funny.
by Chris Grovich on Jan 6, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
ShaggyBevo
For people who think Mogadishu has too many rules.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 6, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
No, today was encouraging.
Got some nice feedback. Errbody seems to realize this time that we’re on the same side, which is to say, this hire is sad but maybe necessary.
________________________________
"Laugh about things, and stop wishing you won state when you were 30 years younger." -- B. Brian, Purple Y Ranch, October 2009
by Holly Anderson on Jan 6, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
The proverbial fall guy. Someone who'll clean up the reputation of the program, but won't be so expensive as to be impossible to buy out when the time comes
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
His agent has stated that he wants to be an NFL head coach.
Maybe this will work out in the end.
Still not a fan.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
SO is EDSBS where the people that run all the other sites hang out..or something?
kinda seems that way.
I would imagine that the number of people here with SBN author flags is pretty astounding.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
[Hic.]
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 6, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
There's a difference?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
You mean...they're not the same thing?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Are you guys hiring?
I know NYSD ECF procedure…
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Paying the bills right now temping for a law firm.
Waiting for the one big break, or whatever.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Not a law student.
I’ve been tempted many times, but people keep talking me out of it.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
You have good people.
Listen to them.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 6, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I would say just cheap. If you can get out debt free or for little debt, it's not a bad way to spend three years.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Oh look, scuse me while I wash the blood off my hands from the bull I just slaughtered to the pagan Gods for schoalrship money
But yeah, that’s pretty much my attitude
I may need your counsel at some point.
Be prepared for a YOU! followed by offers of a share in minor riches.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
It represents the gin totin flag waving COTG lovin crowd
There hearts are in the Fan Posts
where they’re always hangin around
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 6, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
EDSBS Ministerium present and accounted for.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Don't forget the people that calculate things for a living.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 6, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
Or inflict said counting on teenagers!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Penn State encourages indignant overreaction the right way
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 6, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
Just shut down the Internets
They were won by this post.
Im not sure why the PSU fans are so upset about O'Brien
He might work out. And he is young enough to coach for another dickety-eight years like the last Brown alum they hired.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I don't get the whole hire from within given the situation.
If anything i wouldn’t want my kid having any of the old staff bugging him. Seems close-minded by the alums.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 6, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
My favorite Dr. Seuss book was "All the Places You'll Throw"
Featuring a forward by John Brantley.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 6, 2012 2:49 PM EST reply actions 27 recs
Why isn't this green already?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
I thought that was a Sex Cannon book.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 6, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
I just saw it
It’s one shy as of my rec
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Also features Mark Richt as the Onceler
who manufactured “Sneads”
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 6, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
Damn, I was thinking of the other classic title, "The Snorax"
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 6, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Don't forget Rex Ryan's personal favorite...
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 6, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 6, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
Another favorite is "The Five Hundred Hats of Les Miles"
Every time he takes his hat off, there’s another identical white hat underneath. King Nick Saban tries to excecute him, but the hats always prevent it. I forget how it ends, but I’m pretty sure a botched field goal was involved.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 6, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I'm a big fan of the Sneetches.
Two groups of people arguing about who’s superior when they’re both, save some inconsequential details, the exact same. It ends with the Lorax’s trees getting poisoned.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 6, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
But it's obvious, Captain Kirk!
The left side of my face is black and the right white; his is the exact opposite!
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 6, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
THEY JUST HATIN' ON OUR BELLY STARS, PAAAAAAWWWWWWWL.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 6, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Word is, Bauserman is doing an afterword for the next edition.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 6, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
as a Duck fan
I prefer Green (and yellow and black and white and carbon and chrome and mirror and neon) Eggs and Ham.
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jan 6, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I will not beat you, SEC
(I do not count you, Tennessee.)
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 6, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
I have gotten very used to this rant
’tis true this is logic I cannot supplant
Undefeated did the season of both Tigers end
Though Dyer’s wrist was down and yes, I watched it again
But you must know when you’re licked
And that is when
You follow everyone else
And beat up the Big Ten
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
by David Piper on Jan 6, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why has this
not received more recs?
Visit Inside The Shoe
A Buckeye blog dedicated to bringing you the most up to date and interesting info about Ohio State Sports!
by Ian_InsideTheShoe on Jan 8, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
I preferred "The Twats of Watts."
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 6, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
succint and eloquent. I approve.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
C'mon, nobody read "One Turf, Two Turfs, Red Field, Blue Field"?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Jan 6, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Do those look like playboy bunny ears in the middle to anybody else?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
but then you saw that it existed
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
oh...well i'm pretty sure you know what i was going for
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Epilogue by Joe Bausermann
/bausemanncompletionchart.jpg/
"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."
by ResearchSkins on Jan 6, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
I have the edition with the Joe Bauserman foreword.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 6, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
I'm partial to recurring characters
so my faves are “Hawkins Lays an Egg” and its follow-up “Hawkins Hears a Boo.”
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 6, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Craig James, Whore-ax, etc.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 6, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Standing ovation!
Pounding on tables!
Delegates reduced to tears!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 6, 2012 2:58 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Why is this not green?
/proud of getting the obscure-ish C&H reference
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 6, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You get a pat on the back from an Iron Hand.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
little Hispanic kid in waiting room area is wearing an Alabama sweatshirt
keep in mind this is east palo alto where 65% of the population is Hispanic and the sport followed is Primera División fútbol or the Pacific Islanders who have their own rugby league
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 6, 2012 3:01 PM EST reply actions
Do not know but will ask
best thing was being at Stanford and seeing the sub-urban white girls take on the east palo alto pacific islanders girls in rugby. It was not a contest.
if there were more interest in “American” football this would be the place to recruit kickers and lineman
/Oh Stanford really failed in finding a kicker. all they have to do is drive four miles east
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 6, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Almost all colleges have rugby clubs on campus as well
Just hold open tryouts for gunners and special teams players at rugby practices.
Nadolig Hapus
This.
Why the hell Saban was talking to every keeper on that campus on November 6th is beyond me.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Thinking along these lines probably
“Soccer players can kick. I’ll get a soccer player” and not “The skinny rugby players can kick football-ish shaped balls really well and tackle. I’ll get a rugby player”.
Nadolig Hapus
Great for punts...
but usually only one or two guys can kick it off a tee….and then club rugby players wait have , umm, ‘issues’ with eligibility.
Eligibility issues are usually pretty small
As you have to stay eligible in order to compete in matrix matches. At least, we did.
Nadolig Hapus
matrix matches?
I was thinking along the line of the test given Pass/Fail that involve a small, clear Solo cup.
The union club league matches were referred to as matrix matches with us
Probably no worse of a result on that test as with any Florida running back.
Nadolig Hapus
THAT BAD?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
You live in Palo Alto?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 6, 2012 3:09 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
East Palo Alto
literally across the creek from Mark Zuckerberg and around two corners from Steve Young
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 6, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
STILL too expensive for Stanford graduate students
thus the world’s nicest trailerpark
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That is why my apartment complex is full of Stanford grad students
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 6, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
I have some friends in Palo Alto
Would like to visit the Bay area sometime
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 6, 2012 3:12 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I love the area. very bike friendly.
I grew up two hours east of here so this is also home to me
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 6, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
Did somebody forget to tell UCLA that you're only supposed to buy one Zook?
--Dave
Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog
ROLL DAMN BARCELONA
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
THEY BOUGHT THE REFS PAAAAOOLLLLLLOOOOOOO
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 6, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Here it is Primera División fútbol de Mexico
Chivas, Pumas, Atlas, Cruz Azul, etc.
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 6, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
probably not UNAM pumas
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It is UNAM
One the medical interpreters at Stanford hospital wears her Pumas buttons with pride
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 6, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
they're the rich people team
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I see a lot more Chivas fans
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 6, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
Chivas Regal?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
America is my go-to Mexican team on FIFA
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 6, 2012 3:11 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
club America
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah I think there's a stress mark
Don’t have it on the phone though
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 6, 2012 3:13 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Did the EcoKat video post go down the rabbit hole?
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Jan 6, 2012 3:05 PM EST reply actions
If I'm lucky.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 6, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
anyone else hearing the rumors that Billy Walters
put ten million on Alabama? I assume minus a point and a half?
I’ll grovel, as I do.
If someone makes a bet that big, the line would move.
Did it?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 6, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
don't know. supposedly it was spread out at multiple casinos.
radio talk in Birmingham.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 6, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
not enough for damn sure
or else I wouldn’t be stuck here while the whole city packs up heading to N.O.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 6, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
Looks like it went from -1 to -1.5
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I'm now seeing Bama -2
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 6, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not gonna pretend I understand how Vegas works
But a huge bet would do that, right?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
that big of a bet (particularly by someone that well known)
would almost certainly move the line.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 6, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
sheridan on FBaum now.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
TRAVISHAMOCKERY
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 6, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Clownfraud
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 6, 2012 3:10 PM EST via Android app up reply actions 2 recs
just said that LSU was unquestionabbly the better team
and that Jefferson was light years ahead of AJ.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 6, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
Sheridan said this?!
That’s great news!
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
cock-a-roaches!
"Is this safe?"
"Mmmmm. . . .. no."
by ResearchSkins on Jan 6, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"son-of-a-dumbus"
It is very hard to rhyme with Columbus.
“Son of a Bitch” is my go-to-curse. I say it WAY too often. I think “Son-of-A-dumbus” a fantastic replacement. EDBS has just improved my life today. /tears up
check statute of limitations
wait till after he signs his NFL contract
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 6, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Man, so much win, so much to green today. Yet another reccing day at EDSBS. Thanks, guys!
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
It's pretty fortunate that Saban ended up at Alabama. I dont think any other fan base would be able to hear him
by emc503 on Jan 6, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions 14 recs
This should have about 10x as many recs as it has.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 6, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
This is a daily reminder that ARCHER BEGINS JANUARY 19TH!
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Jan 6, 2012 3:32 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
In a related story, COMMUNITY RET.... FUCK YOU NBC
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 6, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
In a related story, WHITNEY MOVES TO 9:00!!!
PREPARE FOR LAUGHTER
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Why? They going to turn the luagh track up higher?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 6, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
No, it's the other networks laughing at them.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 6, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
While they laugh all the way to the bank.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Can NBC still be laughed at? They just feel me with pity & anger
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Lifetime member of the Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang Tribe.
If you walk without plaid. You won't attract the worm.
fill me*
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Lifetime member of the Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang Tribe.
If you walk without plaid. You won't attract the worm.
Point to where on the doll NBC touched you.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 6, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I wish I could do that....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Boopie doopie boop doop sex.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 6, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
the same orifice that the american office came out of
/THEREISAIDIT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 6, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Seems like a risky question to ask Stubob.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
More importantly
ARCHER RETURNS JAN 19!
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Jan 6, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Flagged.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 6, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
...
A Zook would be great, but why not a Richt,
A coach who will last, a coach who will stick,
He’ll beat lots of teams, some good but most bad,
You don’t play UF and of that, he’ll be glad,
Mamas will love him, and on camera he’s nifty,
You don’t need a Zook who can benchpress 450,
No you don’t need a zook, what you need is a Richt,
A man who will kneel on down 2 and then kick.
by Big Shock on Jan 6, 2012 3:34 PM EST reply actions 27 recs
That's good hustle, son.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 6, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
/orson welles clapping gif
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
...
A Richt would be great, but why not a Crxxm?
To mark the point of your football team’s doom,
Over Monroe and Lafayette you shall be triumphant,
Against ranked teams, however, a win was not meant
How many other coaches can lose 3 to 2
Giving the fans a case of diarrhea-do
If your trophy case has run out of room
Have no fear of overcrowding when you hire a Crxxm
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 6, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
A Crxxm would be great, but why not a Sark?
A coach who will make legions of your fans bark.
He’ll talk of recruiting, and closing the border,
while your state’s recruits scuttle town in short order
He’ll beat some bad teams, you’ll earn a nice rank
And at the end of the season, surely you’ll tank
The offense is great, you’ll think that its heaven
You’ll score 56 (and give up 67)
Your fans are delusional, they’ll say that you’re back
While your biggest rival keep on winning the Pac
--Dave
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by David Piper on Jan 6, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions 18 recs
A Sark would be great, but why not a Weis?
Fourth and seven? Fuck it, let’s roll the dice!
An offensive genius with ego in piles,
And linemen who look like flabby turnstiles.
Three-hour long pressers, blabbing and bluster,
And defenses as tough an old feather duster.
Yes, you don’t need a Sark, what you need a Weis,
He’d be a steal at a third of the price.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 6, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
No Weis, you say? Then how 'bout a Davie?
Offense as fearsome as Switzerland’s navy!
He’ll blow snot rockets and play for a loss,
he’ll get you sued and sell out his boss.
Although it’s true, he beat Pete Carroll one time,
He also lost to Oregon State 41-9.
He’ll bitch and complain, Aggieland is his dream,
Just look out for that damned hot dog machine.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 6, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
If Davie's not your thing, maybe T-Will
His chip shot is sure to give alumni a thrill
Willingham’s your man, a molder of men
3rd and Fifteen, he’ll get you ten
Not easily rattled, stoic as can be
Tyrone’s the best coach off the tee.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 6, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
A Davie would be great, but how bout a Willingham?
He’ll convert your offense into a sacrificial lamb
He will get off to a good start, maybe 10 and 0
You’ll give him an extension; thus begins the sorrow
Two years later, you’ll struggle for a single win
To 56-0 losses, you will become akin
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 6, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Weis got the mid-season extension
But other than that two thumbs up.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
A Weis just might do, but consider a Nutt!
He’ll preach in a church, or in a Pizza Hut
He’ll preach on the field, or at a press conference
It’s that Baptist stuff though, no worries ’bout incense.
Unfortunately this preacher speaks in tongues
And can go on forever – he’s got some great lungs.
He’ll be so busy preaching you’ll think “this is great!”
But even a preacher shouldn’t lose to Jax State.
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by allicolls on Jan 6, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
There is but one man who'll avert disaster;
Your team must seek out the one true Divemaster!
His gleaming bare scalp may blind through your shades
But the seniors will treasure their champion grades.
His signature play is known as the dive,
Oft snuffed out by children of no more than five.
Though your ranking and rep and mind, they may totter
What youth could resist playing for Sgt. Slaughter?
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 6, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
In Notre Dame lore, there'th loth of great folkth
But none can compare to the great Doctor Holth
Sure, now he’th reduthed to a thidekick for May
But he wath a champion back in the day
Hith offenthe will give NDNation a bone
Ath the blubbering fat-ath thit-th with Reeth all alone
Left in hith tank I’m sure there’th a little
Oh wait, that’th not gath, it’th jutht thpittle.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 6, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions 11 recs
NEEDTH MOAR RECTH
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Proud to green this post.
Green – Irish – coincidence?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
There'th no cointhidenth there Mither Reverend
Your Lord truly ith with the Irish from Thouth Bend.
If He wathnt with them then why would you thee
Coach Holth pick them each week on TV?
The Irish have been lotht and wandering thinth him
But he will renew them with elderly vim
The Good Lord hath thaid he’d not flood uth again
But when Lou’th giving thpeecheth? All betth are off then.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 6, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions
I am right now sitting at an outdoor bar
in Mt. Airy, MD, finally. enjoying my Orange Bowl victory cigar with an ice cold Sierra. Nevada.
I hope all your weekends start off so well.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 6, 2012 3:45 PM EST via Android app reply actions 1 recs
LJ
Is it a bad sign that I don’t think a 2-1 lead over Oldham will hold-up over the next 45?
I think it will hold as long as there are no more BWAAANNNGGGG goals from Oldham
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
We got Erickson's offensive capo and the linebacker from the 49ers?
IS IT 2013 YET?
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
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/lolhose.gif
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
They start out so hopeful every time, don't they?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Hundley will really flouish under Mazzone.
They’re a good match for one another. You won’t score many touchdowns, but at least you’ll have a really good quarterback.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
/on the bench
//Jason Campbell? Psah sir, Daniel Cobb!
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Go figure.
I pick the most recent front-page post to resurface, and you slacker bums are still over here in the old one.
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/throws gin at jon
A good night to you sir, here’s hoping for the best!
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 6, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
JUST RUN THE DAMN BALL.
/rushes for ~400 yards on Arkansas
//loses
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 6, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
MOAR GIN
I have a sinking feeling I may need it. All of it.
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This is the bowl game I'm most excited about.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Me too.
Plus Charles Davis & Gus Johnson >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tirico, Gruden, and Jaws.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 6, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
AHTELLUWAT
CHARLES DAVIS COULD NEVER ANNOUNCE IN THE NATIONAL.FOOTBALL.LEAGUE!!!
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 6, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
I haz whiskey.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 6, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
Hiya JonF....
Caw-tahn Bow! Good luck to ya!
How ’bout our stat line from the Arnj Bow? 95% of that offense will be back next year when we start Big XII play.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
I'm askeered.
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How did ticket sales go in Jerry's galactic megaplex?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 6, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Game is sold out.
Capacity is 80,000.
K-State sold 13,000 and then sold another 1,000.
At last night’s pep rally at the baseball field there were 20-25,000 K-Staters.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 6, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
its a shame you dont travel as well as Michigan or Va Tech
coulda gone to the Sugar Bowl
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 6, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
It is my fervent hope
that someday we may get to play in that OTHER bowl in New Orleans, and descend upon the city with 20-30,000 crazed drunks.
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And Jon if you didn't know the actual attendance at the Sugar Bowl was 49,589
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 6, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
Hot damn.
Bowls containing ACC teams needs to look into holograms post-haste.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 6, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
eastern private schools mostly known for hoopyball don't travel?
Who knew?
/go Orange
All except the win part....
Repetitively
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
/Hoke point
You!
you guys helped us by allowing more perts to Auburn than we did…
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 6, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
The over/under on Okie St./WVU is going to have to be calculated using theoritcal mathematics.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Somebody get MikeLew on that....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Threeve
What, it’s Friday. OFF THE CLOCK, BABY!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Over a hundred is my guess.
K-State 45 OSU 52 (97) this year in regulation and no mention was made of record points.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 6, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Texas Tech-Baylor this year was 108.
66-42 Baylor.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 6, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
and I don't think that is the record either.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 6, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
Largest margin of victory?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 6, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
For some reason the mention by you of WVU made me think:
What if Rich Rod had taken the Alabama job?
It may have been discussed before
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
I might feel better about next September.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
You think Rich Rod would still be there? Or just have left it in disarray?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
Either would be acceptable.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
He'd be gone by now.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I think it would mean
No Holgo at WVU, Tubs at Aub, Saban to Michigan instead of RR and who knows at Bama now?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
More than that.
I think Urban would still be at Florida, Muschamp would be head coach at Texas…
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Les Miles would be at Michigan, God only knows who would be at Ohio St.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I would have enjoyed the Hat.
He’d have killed the rest of the fan base, though.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Tressel.
Miles might have beaten OSU a couple of times and left the Columbus boosters too disgruntled to hand out free tats or buy trinkets.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Actually, on further thought
We would have had either Ferentz or Ron English at Michigan. And I would be under indictment.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Ron English, motherfucker!
Do you speak it?!
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 6, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, I most certainly do not.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Other than his record at EMU, what's the knock on English?
He started as a GA at ASU and every time we fire a coach his name comes up a ton.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
I think Muschamp to Alabama after Rich Rod
And you obviously think Mac woulda retired after 2009 Championship. But who’s to say Florida wouldn’t have won that.
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
I think if Colt McCoy hadn't been hurt (no, I'm not kidding)
Mack Brown might’ve retired even with a loss.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
There is zero doubt in my mind
that Mack was expecting to win that game and ride off into the sunset.
Zero.
Free at last!
Now, you have to put up with 5 more years of butthurt 8-5 seasons
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Just think.
You could have had Charlie Weis as your offensive coordinator.
So close.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 6, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
Perfect fit, cause everything's bigger in Texas and nothing's bigger than Charlie Weis's frontbutt
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
What if the check for $180,000 had bounced?
(allegedly)
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 6, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
1250% fewer toddlers named "Cody" right now.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 6, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And then fumbles.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
YOU ARE GODDAMN RIGHT I WOULD.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
What if Terrelle Pryor were black?
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
What if Nick Saban was a Somali Pirate?
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
What if Les Miles was an alien whose spaceship is powered by an Infinite Improbability Drive?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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Now Playing: VIII
Wait, I thought this part of the subthread was "true What ifs".
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
At least you can make the whales into a roux.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
/mdwm
I survived Greg Davis.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 6, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Shit, son - I LOST to Greg Davis.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
NFLAIDS is pain.
Anyone who says different is selling something.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 6, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How do you know that?
Wasn’t that line in the second half of the movie?
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 6, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Before the mask came off.
I have no idea what happens after that.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 6, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
French rolling pins are awesome!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 6, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
And we'd have another NC.
2006-2009 Florida would go down as one of the greatest dynasties of all time. Tebow would have won another Heisman.
DAMN YOU RICH ROD!
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
This is probably right.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
This is a fun game.
Does Richt survive at Georgia? Does Joker Phillips still get the job at Kentucky, or does the Rich Brooks Era go so badly that there’s a housecleaning? Does Kiffy ever get the Tennessee job?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 6, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
Fat Phil still at UT after they beat a Rich Rod led Alabama would change everything
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
Who is impeached after evidence of a certain event(s) while at SMU comes to light.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Chaos! Mass hysteria!
Basically, the worst parts of the Bible.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 6, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
I WILL BE A BENEVOLENT DESPOT.
The Despot part, however, is non-negotiable.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Will tokens of appreciation that are drinkable help the benevolent part?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 6, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
Couldn't hurt.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I still get to do whatever the fuck I want though, right?
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Until you cross the line.
How do you know where the lines are?
I’ll tell you after you cross them.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
No worries.
When someone pisses me off, I’ll only maim them so that you can finish them off.
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Stempkia is at war with Blanxistan
We have always been at war with Blanxistan
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 6, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But the cross-border cultural exchanges
of beverages made from malt, barley, and hops will continue as scheduled.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Where are the mass graves?
Why was Craig James allegedly seen there?
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 6, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
Shit son, I'm an Emperor
I don’t do mass graves. My enemies are displayed on pikes outside the castle walls.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Pour encourager les autres
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
There's a code to warfare.
Blanxistan will always abide by the code.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
That's what REALLY got you suspended that one time, isn't it?
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After you delete your history
Alwayz remember to delete google entries from dropbox
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
"The code":
“murderate them all”
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Guidelines, really.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I think there's a good chance Saban would be at Tennessee right now.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
What if Franchione never left?
/sobs in corner
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 6, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
I disagree
I think he goes to the next big job opening which woulda been Michigan. Unless that goes to Miles in which case, Saban back to LSU???
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
I'd like to think Little Nicky would have come home to WfnV...
It’s no wackier than some of the other scenarios.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
I thought this.
It’s pretty believable. In which case WVU probably doesn’t go to the Big XII, and it collapses, and… wow.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I don't think Saban would've done that.
He likes the thrill of building new programs. It’s why the “Saban to _” still terrify us. So what are the other major openings after 2008? Saban to Arkansas?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
How would Ms. Terry feel about living in LA?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure if he would've waited that long.
But that is a thought. Or, with Saban available (and interested under-the-table), does Bowden “retire” a few years earlier?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Or hell, Miami opened up the same year.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Stays in same town even
But none of this matters because Rich Rod did turn down Alabama and it’s time for this to be closed
by ItsComplicated on Jan 6, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
That game is a lot more evenly matched than people think.
Bama could very well have 5 first rounders this year, and 4 of those are defensive.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Insh'Allah.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Without going the full Bill Simmons on you
I think it would be a very different world. And in a profound irony, I think Auburn would be short one national championship and still coached by Tubs. What was the next major job opening? Cause Saban would be there, and… yeah, it would be a crazy world.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I'd feel a whole lot better about that game if Jeff Casteel says he's staying....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
You're losing half a starter?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Tap on it with a screwdriver handle
and it’ll probably still work, at least for a while.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 6, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Devon Brown [fifth year senior]
platoons with Sticks McCartney [sophomore]
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
South Beach/Miami
Anyone have any good recommendations for a south beach/miami bar(s) to get a good punishing drunj on at?
You might want to check out an out-of-the-way joint called
“T.G.I. Friday’s” for good food and drunj.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 6, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
If you're just getting punished....
Start at your hotel for a drink and then hit the next one down the line.
Repeat as needed.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 6, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If you aren’t opposed to a primarily male crowd, I'd go with Twist
Never a cover – Always a groove
I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things.
"He'll sit in a seat. He'll take up some space."
Add:
“He’ll hold on to the reins.
He’ll consume a few brains”
and you have the last dozen years of the Paterno regime.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 6, 2012 4:36 PM EST reply actions
I fairly certain you made my day, so I'm happy I read this late!
Also, is there any hope of seeing the full text of “What’s Miffin’ Lane Kiffin?”
"Guess what? I AM THE MANAGER."
Third time's the charm?
At least you got the “fail” part right.
"In general, I’m in favor of as much punctuation as possible, because it helps you spot the idiots. No offense intended, of course."
- ACS, 25-Mar-2011
by CleverScreenName on Jan 6, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
There's some who might say that your Zook is a weenie;
If that is the case, why not get a Pelini?
Pelini’s the coach that you want to engage
if your program requires a surfeit of RAEG.
He’ll masticate gum till it’s gone without trace,
berate all officials, get up in your face.
A wop like Mangino, but much, much more svelte,
Pelini won’t lose to the MAC or Sun Belt.
If you need a coach like a Weis needs linguini,
stop Zooking around and go get a Pelini!
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 6, 2012 4:47 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
But if to a Pelini you've beckoned
Be careful, he might just explode any second.
A Pelini can you up to the land of Big Ten,
And get you a few wins in conference – what then?
Your coach will turn the shade of Lil Red
and your players will fear that they’re better off dead.
No, what you truly need is a Hoke!
(Just how far are we going to carry this joke?)
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 6, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
A Hoke? A Hoke? Now surely you joke
You don’t need a coach the size of Jabba the Hutt
What you need, sir, is a new Houston Nutt
Why, recruiting will look like you’ve just gone to heaven
When he steps up to the podium and signs 37
And if your QB’s arm is like soggy cannoli
He’ll go get you a nice, used Masolli
“GIGGETY!” he says, and everyone listens
(No one knows what he means, but when he says it he glistens.)
Jimmy Sexton says an extension he’ll earn
All will seem well; portraitists will set up easels
And then three years later you’ll learn
that he’s crazier than a sack of rabid weasels
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 6, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
A Nutt may be nice, but a Groh you must see
to find what your program truly can be.
Old NFLAIDS you’ll find quite endearing
“Gang Green”? No, gangrene is that feeling of searing
While others play checkers, he’ll claim to play chess
But pissing off high school coaches he’ll do best
Your governor your board of visitors’ protests will end
So your conference your rival will soon join and win
Need an OC? He’ll hire up his boy
You’ll fire him, yet still pay as he brings Saban joy
And when it’s all over, you truly will know
Alumnus or not, a Groh’s still a Groh.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Jan 6, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
We could probably put all of these in a book (any good artists here?) and sell it to self-deprecating football fans.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Surely Truffle's team specific propaganda would work
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Groh (or Beamer) as the Grinch leering over Hooville
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Pelini, you say? Why not a Tyrone?
He’s got charisma like styrofoam!
He doesn’t recruit, he just golfs, four to a group,
and his quarterbacks always look like they’re taking a poop.
Consistency is important, and he’s second to none.
He always loses to USC by 31.
Yes, you need a Tyrone while your program wanders,
and then he calls you racist in front of Jon Saunders.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 6, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Tyrone is good, but you should be learnin',
that nothing’s as good a good ole Mike Sherman
NFLAIDS, its in his pedrigee
he’ll punt everytime from their 33
He can coach with the best in any first half
Third quarter adjustments? Dont make him laugh!
He coached Brett Farve, that’s all you need know,
Enjoy as your team goes from ‘suck’ to ‘blow’!
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 6, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Might I interest you in one Tim Brewster
Known to recruit well, but out coached by a rooster
Lives by the code, “Win, Fight, Try”
Claim to fame: Made Erik T cry
Will lose to Iowa by a double fives
His receivers treat the ball like an active beehive
Other coaches will mock him with well timed digs
But his replacements will win multiple bronze pigs
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 6, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Who needs a Brewster when you can have Tubs?
Boringest of all the boring old shlubs.
Couple with three years of Brandon Cox
And you’ve got a veritable Fox in Socks!
They call him The Gambler, but don’t be a fool
His punting to win will lead you to drool
He can make Tony Franklin’s “NASCAR” look slow
But hey, he did manage six in a row.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 6, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
These other coaches? No. No. and No.
The correct answer is a supersized Mangino.
With a girth that requires a custom made truck.
Informing his players that their father’s a drunk.
Giving young men guidance; not a little, but a lot.
By reminding them if they don’t practice, in the ghetto they’ll be shot.
So go out and get a Mangino today.
Oh, the places you will go & the things he will say!
Hawks for the win and falafels for the vagina
by DoYouLoveHawksorHate'Merica? on Jan 6, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
Pelinis may howl and yowl and roar
But Sabans will do that, and oh, so much more
Hell spank and recruit midst the yelling and roaring
And bore you to tears with his offense so boring
But your team will win games with his no mercy plan
Though you’ll feel kinda guilty for being a fan
But sorry, the Saban won’t leave where he’s at
(Unless you can offer more money than that)
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 6, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Saban? No thank you, I've got a Kelly.
He turns five different shades every week on the telly.
The quarterbacks rotate, back and forth, in and out,
for your star receiver, he has only one route.
Sometimes you play well, other times like pushovers,
but there’s always a metric shit-ton of turnovers.
Things are improving, well, maybe, I think.
In the meantime, someone please pour me drink.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 6, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
You're missing the point, a Chizik's the key
Make him an offer, entrenched he will be.
Mint coins and change logos, he’ll splash on the scene
Then lose to Kent State, going 5 and 19
His chin is so chiseled, his grin you will know
But don’t ask him to coach in a place that has snow
“God says ESS EEE SEE” is the tale he will tailor
When he learns that his new team can’t even beat Baylor
You pick out a Chizik, the fans will go on
(But everyone knows the real power’s Malzahn.)
by Narrow Right on Jan 6, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Your Kelly and Cincy's Jones left us with Enos
A genius’ glasses with the head of a…um…dog?
Mt. Pleasant’s a cradle of coaches no more
With spread gurus gone, NFLAIDS bores
With Radcliffe the Marginal under the center
He left us a bitter 3-9 for the winter
A few weeks ago, chipbird and I shed a tear
“YOU TELL US HE’S STILL COMING BACK NEXT YEAR?”
(But we won’t let his incompetence come between us
We can all still laugh ’cause his name rhymes with penis.)
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 6, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Cheer up, my friend, the outlook is sunny.
At least you don’t have Frank Spaziani.
Yes, he’s loyal, almost to a fault,
but his offense is like pudding assault.
He’s a nice enough fellow, and his mustache is grand,
but Tom O’Brien thinks his team’s a bit bland.
You might think it’s bad, that your coach has no plan,
but, hey, at least you’re not the Boston College fan.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 6, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
His ACC brethren may be down on their luck
But Paul Johnson simply cannot give a fuck
Instead he’ll just call the option again
And again and again and again for the win
While pundits and commenters it may not please
Paul Johnson continues to release ALL THE BEES
And so it rolls on every day after day
Until the bowl season or U[sic]GA.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 6, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
A Johnson is good, but to Shapiro he pales
as long as Shapiro is released on bail.
Abortions and hookers, tons of cocaine,
And the 6-6 Miami Hurricanes.
He’ll bring in recruits and ply them with booze,
and then they’ll go out and lose to the Hoos.
Yes, with a Shapiro you can do quite a lot,
for example, crashing a jetski into a yacht.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 6, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
/ gives thanks to COTG that not many words rhyme with "abortion"
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Psh, those boats and hoes are all fun and games
Next to the five exploits of one Mister James
We know that Dallas sure has some lookers
But now thanks to him it’s less some five hookers
But by enough he was paid by the Ponies to rush
That now he can cough up to keep it hush-hush
And to rescue his son from the Dread Pirate Leach
Surely, the Senative is now in his reach.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 6, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Come come! Lets' run! lets' run to the beach
A ship is docking and I see Capt Leach
Now here is a coach to guide your blue team
Down the field with passes the offense will scream
He’ll fire a cannon into the broadside
Of conservative fans both far and wide
He reads you the weather, he writes you a poem
He shows up at times in alumni homes
He shows off genius with his football sense
But he may make you forget that thing called “defense”
So kiss goodbye to “Linebacker U”
And say hello to the new “Maction U”
are these real bloggers' posts?
Say what you will about ole Jimmy Tressel
At least his players weren’t on Nevin’s vessel.
They played golf, had fake jobs, and got ink
But it took the FBI to raise up the stink.
Once from Youngstown, where corruption reigns,
He rode Dave and the punt to a position of fame.
Alas, Now Jim’s stuck on the side in Indianapolis
eating ranch on a scooter with the general populace.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 6, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
But really, any futher this talk need not go
For there are those among us who most surely know
There are much greater agonies facing supporters
Of teams try’n to replace coaches not good with reporters
Ironic that someone would mention Ol’ Indy
Where o’er on the sidelines it might get quite windy
From the waving of a towel infused with great powers
Brought on a long journey from the land of sunflowers
So remember when you complain, some of us wince
’Cause for all of your problems, you never hired Ron Prince.
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
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by jonfmorse on Jan 6, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Tom Hammond and Mike Mayock together calling NFLAIDS Game between Texans and Bengals...
Our greatest fear is coming into fruition…
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Never change, Hat. Never change
GQ: Is Les Miles really insane?
Erin Andrews: He is nuts. But he’s such a great guy. I know a side of Les that a lot of people don’t know…
drove to work with him, I saw how he was with his kids, and his daughter was like, “Daddy, drive up on the sidewalk like you usually do.” He’s just a nut.
Free at last!
Sigh...oh Erin. /shakes head
GQ: You’re working the BCS Title Game between Alabama and LSU. Do you think that is the best match-up for a national title?
Erin Andrews: Yes, without question, and I’ll argue anyone about it until I’m blue in the face. They’re the best two teams in the country.
Not reflected in this quote
is the ESPN ombudsman holding a pistol to Ms. Andrews’ head.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 6, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
She's a Flordia grad, did you expect her not be indoctrinated in the SEC groupthink
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
An ESPN employee doing something that will benefit ESPN?
Surely not.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
That's almost as crazy as some of the opinions on Around The Horn, Weekdays at 5:00 on ESPN/
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 6, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I love ESPN. And I think First Take is the greatest show since Cold Pizza.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Jan 6, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just noticed: the old NFL europe team from Berlin...their helmet logo was a sledgehammer.
Not very subtle
They should (if they ever come back) do like the nationals do for mascots...
Have HUGE Foam-headed mascots of Reagan and Gorbachev.
Thank you Mr. Hall.
http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2012/1/6/2687734/rootability-index-the-2011-cotton-bowl
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 6, 2012 5:21 PM EST reply actions
One benefit to no snow and 50s in January: ALL. THE. GRILLING.
Later, haters.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
See above re: weenies.
I have friends who’ve been known to grill when it’s below freezing.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Honestly, who the fuck thought Calvin Johnson wasn't one of the two best receivers in the ENN EFF ELL this season?
Same with Jared (Douchebag) Allen at defensive end.
Both were one vote shy of unanimous.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Wait, people aren't voting Jeff Bagwell into the HOF?
Isn’t he one of the best 1B ever?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Yes, but he played in the 90s and had muscles.
Therefore, he only got 40% of the vote on his first ballot, and I’m fairly certain he won’t get his 75% on Monday.
Free at last!
Lovely. Absolutely lovely.
I don’t always sometimes don’t advocate murder, but I’ll add these fucknuggets to the list.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Their logic is impeccable.
By the way, I’m assuming that any baseball writer that resembles Bill Conlin is also an accused [SPIDERS].
Free at last!
Child please.
He wasn’t even the best first baseman in his division.
/MarkGrace.jpg
/ShotsFired
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
by Big Jon on Jan 6, 2012 7:00 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Allen I could possibly understand
but how can you leave off Megatron?
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 6, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure ima hafta get this coat.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 6, 2012 5:34 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Is that Sanjaya modeling it?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 6, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
sup folks?
I’m back home in Gambier, have a pizza on the way, sippin a tallboy. Responsibilities begin tomorrow, so tonight: I drink.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 6, 2012 6:07 PM EST reply actions
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