HEY HEY HEY HEY SORRY BUT THE SWITCH WAS SO SHINY
by Spencer Hall on Jan 5, 2012 12:52 AM EST
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HEY HEY HEY HEY YOU GUYS IT'S NOT MY FAULT IT'S NOT SNIFF I'M SERIOUS YOU'RE ALL LIKE NO NO SERIOUSLY DUDE STEAL THE PLANE AND I SAY HAHAAH WHOA ITS OFF THE GROUND AND YOU WERE COOL WITH THAT EVEN THOUGH SERIOUSLY SOMEONE SHOULD LOCK THESE THINGS THERE WAS EVEN A WALLET IN IT AND LT. STEVEN HARRISON I PROMISE I'LL GIVE IT BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT THIS BOAT BACK ON THE GROUND WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT A BOAT IT HAS THOSE BIG PONTOONS ON THE OUT THERE A SWITCH HEY A SWITCH I AM LIKE THE WORST PERSON IN BEST BUY OR A HOSPITAL JUST BUTTONS BUTTONS BUTTONS AND I
[hits switch because he has to hit the switch]
HAHHAAAA THAT'S NOT A PONTOON MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT THIS CAR IS CRAAAAAAY HEY DABO WHERE YOU GOIN SO FAST WELL DON'T ACT LIKE THAT I'M NOT THE ONE WHO WORE A VEST JESUS DID YOU EVEN CHECK THE WEATHER CHANNEL BEFORE WE CAME DOWN HERE---
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The Player Was Down. No Wait, We'll Rule It A Fumble. More Free Points!!!!
by *AgentOrange* on Jan 5, 2012 1:15 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Like the spice melange, the points must flow.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 5, 2012 9:46 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY GUYS
SO IT WAS ORANGE BOWL AND I LOVE ME SOME ORANGES BRO SO LAST NIGHT ME AND A BUNCH OF THE TEAM WENT DOWN TO SOME PLACE CALLED ‘HIYUHLEEYUH’ AND THIS DUDE WITH 6 TEETH WHO WAS TOTALLY COOL GAVE US SOME ORANGES THAT HE INJECTED WITH A LITTLE VODKA AND WHAT HE CALLED FAIRY DUST AND MAN WAS HE RIGHT ME AND THE GUYS FLEW OVER THE CITY HALF THE NIGHT AND WOKE UP NEXT TO THIS DUDE IN THE GABLES WHO SMELLED A LITTLE LIKE URINE AND FAIL BUT HE’S ALRIGHT SAID HIS NAME WAS SEBASTIAN AND DIDN’T SPEAK MUCH ENGLISH BUT DUDE WAS A BIRD AND I LIKE TURKEY SO WE PARTIED SOME MORE TAKING HITS OFF THIS FIRE EXTINGUISHER HE HAD AND WE GOT BREAKFAST AT WAFFLE HOUSE ACTUALLY THE DUMPSTER BEHIND IT DID YOU KNOW IT’S FREE BACK THERE BUT THE PLAYERS SAID THEY HAD TO GO SOMETHING ABOUT A GAME AND ‘DOING THE CLEMSON THANG’ DIDN’T KNOW THEIR SISTERS WERE IN TOWN BUT I BET THEY’LL LIKE MIAMI TOO I SURE DID GOTTA GO THAT SEBASTIAN GUY IS SHOWING ME HIS CRIB IT’S A BUNCH OF RUBBLE AND CHAIN LINK FENCE DOWNTOWN WHERE LIKE A STADIUM OR SOMETHING USED TO BE AND IT’S HUGE SO LATERZ!
A Pessimist Complains About The Weather
An Optimist Waits For It To Change
A Realist Adjusts The Sails
by NavyNole on Jan 5, 2012 1:26 AM EST reply actions 16 recs
Please repost this tomorrow morning...
Wonderful Cat JPG
by kadoogan on Jan 5, 2012 1:55 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
"AND I LIKE TURKEY"
Enough with beating on the Hokies already
Stop right there... and I'll bring back the sun.
ALL YOUR ORANGES ARE BELONG TO US
All hail and bow down to Holgo the Barbarian!!!
by WVUIE97 on Jan 5, 2012 1:33 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
/not quite
//loses all games after that :(
Doesn't really explain the 40 points that followed.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 5, 2012 8:04 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I suppose they made Boyd throw the ball to Pat Miller too.
Naw, who am I kidding. We paid off those Big integer refs with a lifetime supply of coal and pepperoni rolls. You caught us.
by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Jan 5, 2012 9:02 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
LOL at fuck clemson
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
They said "Fuck Clemson"...
…so I did.
X
by TiderinMS on Jan 5, 2012 9:12 AM EST up reply actions 16 recs
Clemson's performance tonight endorsed by dubstep and grown ass men
by Synaesthesia on Jan 5, 2012 3:44 AM EST reply actions 6 recs
I sincerely believe that Gamecock fans enjoyed last night even more than WfV fans.
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 5, 2012 7:27 AM EST reply actions 11 recs
No doubt about it.
My Facebook feed was comedy gold last night.
And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!
by Never Leave College on Jan 5, 2012 8:54 AM EST up reply actions
The best line on my Facebook feed came from an Auburn grad.
“There are 11 players on Clemson’s defense, and all of them are going pro in something other than sports.”
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 5, 2012 8:59 AM EST up reply actions 24 recs
I'm stealing that
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 5, 2012 9:08 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I read that on a Gamecock board last night
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
That's the Scrotologist's current Facebook status.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Yep, my Twitter timeline was classical.
Even our baseball players were killing them.
They were looking so good in the first quarter
but by the end…
by JohnRadcliff on Jan 5, 2012 8:13 AM EST reply actions 7 recs
Keep it real, Orlando Sentinel
Man Dies After Eating Ounce of Cocaine Out Of Brother’s Butt
Looks like the older brother is a Bama fan.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 5, 2012 8:24 AM EST reply actions
NEVER FORGET
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 5, 2012 8:27 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
I suspect it will look like an
RBuddDwyer.gif
by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Jan 5, 2012 8:57 AM EST up reply actions
So, is it true the Mountaineer mascot had to leave at half-time to run to Wal-Mart
and get more shells for his musket? Because, last night, he got to fire off more rounds in Miami than a cartel hitman.
by USCndaATL on Jan 5, 2012 8:58 AM EST reply actions 10 recs
Kinda. It was actually powder.
Eightball stole his horn and snorted about a pound of it. Said the high sucked, but it really knocked the edge off his libido.
by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Jan 5, 2012 9:35 AM EST up reply actions
Most ammo wasted by an Appalachian in Miami since Raylan Givens left.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 5, 2012 9:55 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
They sell black powder and musketballs at Wal-Mart?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 5, 2012 9:59 AM EST up reply actions
Indeed they do, my friend!
All the Pyrodex?
ALL. THE . PYRODEX.
/Accordin’ to the ATF black powder rifles ain’t even guns PAAWWWWLLL
//Imma hang up and listen
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
by Dogrel on Jan 6, 2012 12:30 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
UT's new defensive coordinator did not have a good night.
Yikes.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
HO HO THAT GINO SMITH
I’M RENAMING HIM STEVE MONTABREESOUNG BY GOD I’M GETTING WOOD TIRICO – QUICK GET JAWS IN HERE TO TALK BALL HAWKING SAFETIES BEFORE I RUIN MY FLAT FRONT DOCKERS WOO-HOO THAT GUY!!!
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 5, 2012 9:25 AM EST reply actions
Smokey and the Bowden!
Pretty sure Fearless Leader either has covered it or will mention it this morning, but there are arrest warrants out in Alabama for Terry Bowden.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 5, 2012 9:26 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Though it appears he's paid the fine that led to the arrest warrant, now...
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 5, 2012 9:27 AM EST up reply actions
That would have been exploitable.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 5, 2012 9:44 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Time to dust this one off
We are DAVIDSON City!
by Gaknar on Jan 5, 2012 9:53 AM EST reply actions 10 recs
Now THAT'S more like it
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 5, 2012 9:54 AM EST up reply actions
Well that went well for Clemson
Their first trip to the big stage in quite some times and they shit themselves. I’d like to be surprised.
I can't think of a more textbook definition of Clemson-ing
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 5, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions
You missed the transition from "Okay, that was a real Clemson-ing"
to “Damn, this is a new level of Clemson-ing unseen and likely never to be matched”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 5, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HEY YOU KNOW WHAT THIS ORANGE BOWL WAS LIKE
FORCIBLE SEXUAL CONTACT WITHOUT CONSEN – OH NO MY EYYYYYES
For reals. I don’t wanna nuke all day, but I will.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS
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by Run Home Jack on Jan 5, 2012 10:12 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
I can't imagine a more dedicated team
Than the referees who have to do the dead-sprints to keep up with this Commentariat’s blazing speed
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 5, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
No joke!
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 5, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
The referees who had to run down the field last night at the Orange Bowl to keep up with the wide open Mountaineer receivers?
by softbatch on Jan 5, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Which quarter?
Didn’t they rotate them to prevent heart attacks?
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 5, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
Misread as "sexual contact without cousin"
And was all like “Come on man, lay of West Virginia, if not just for today. They’ve earned it.”
I'll accept my punishment
I’m a man, though I am not 40 quite yet.
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog
Here's the hat of everlasting shame Clemson, you've earned it.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 5, 2012 10:14 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Wonder how many of these are being worn in the Upstate today
Also, very punny, West Virginia
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 5, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
Does it say "And Gagged" on the back?
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 5, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
So, no chance that LSU is putting a beating on Alabama like that, right?
But if they did, oh would the Finebaum show be epic
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 5, 2012 10:20 AM EST reply actions
Remember Finebaum when Clemson beat Auburn?
The Alabama fans were happy with this not only because it was an Auburn loss, but also because they claimed Dabo as an Alabama Man (heh). I wonder if they’d like to claim him still?
/burns couch
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
just emailed to me:
“DON’T LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND WEAR A WVU SHIRT, SHE MIGHT SCORE.”
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
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