HEY HEY HEY HEY SORRY BUT THE SWITCH WAS SO SHINY

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HEY HEY HEY HEY YOU GUYS IT'S NOT MY FAULT IT'S NOT SNIFF I'M SERIOUS YOU'RE ALL LIKE NO NO SERIOUSLY DUDE STEAL THE PLANE AND I SAY HAHAAH WHOA ITS OFF THE GROUND AND YOU WERE COOL WITH THAT EVEN THOUGH SERIOUSLY SOMEONE SHOULD LOCK THESE THINGS THERE WAS EVEN A WALLET IN IT AND LT. STEVEN HARRISON I PROMISE I'LL GIVE IT BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT THIS BOAT BACK ON THE GROUND WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT A BOAT IT HAS THOSE BIG PONTOONS ON THE OUT THERE A SWITCH HEY A SWITCH I AM LIKE THE WORST PERSON IN BEST BUY OR A HOSPITAL JUST BUTTONS BUTTONS BUTTONS AND I

[hits switch because he has to hit the switch]

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HAHHAAAA THAT'S NOT A PONTOON MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT THIS CAR IS CRAAAAAAY HEY DABO WHERE YOU GOIN SO FAST WELL DON'T ACT LIKE THAT I'M NOT THE ONE WHO WORE A VEST JESUS DID YOU EVEN CHECK THE WEATHER CHANNEL BEFORE WE CAME DOWN HERE---

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