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HEY HEY HEY HEY SORRY BUT THE SWITCH WAS SO SHINY

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HEY HEY HEY HEY YOU GUYS IT'S NOT MY FAULT IT'S NOT SNIFF I'M SERIOUS YOU'RE ALL LIKE NO NO SERIOUSLY DUDE STEAL THE PLANE AND I SAY HAHAAH WHOA ITS OFF THE GROUND AND YOU WERE COOL WITH THAT EVEN THOUGH SERIOUSLY SOMEONE SHOULD LOCK THESE THINGS THERE WAS EVEN A WALLET IN IT AND LT. STEVEN HARRISON I PROMISE I'LL GIVE IT BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS I FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT THIS BOAT BACK ON THE GROUND WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT A BOAT IT HAS THOSE BIG PONTOONS ON THE OUT THERE A SWITCH HEY A SWITCH I AM LIKE THE WORST PERSON IN BEST BUY OR A HOSPITAL JUST BUTTONS BUTTONS BUTTONS AND I

[hits switch because he has to hit the switch]

Star-divide

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HAHHAAAA THAT'S NOT A PONTOON MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT THIS CAR IS CRAAAAAAY HEY DABO WHERE YOU GOIN SO FAST WELL DON'T ACT LIKE THAT I'M NOT THE ONE WHO WORE A VEST JESUS DID YOU EVEN CHECK THE WEATHER CHANNEL BEFORE WE CAME DOWN HERE---

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"AND I LIKE TURKEY"

Enough with beating on the Hokies already

Stop right there... and I'll bring back the sun.

by DeepFriar on Jan 5, 2012 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I suppose they made Boyd throw the ball to Pat Miller too.

Naw, who am I kidding. We paid off those Big integer refs with a lifetime supply of coal and pepperoni rolls. You caught us.

by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Jan 5, 2012 9:02 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

OK

and then we punked you for 63 more points

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

by dubveeyou on Jan 5, 2012 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL at fuck clemson

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 5, 2012 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Fuck Clemson

Let’s goooooooo drink some beers.

You ever seen a grown man naked?

by ClarenceOveur on Jan 5, 2012 2:57 AM EST reply actions  

this isnt the first or last time

Holgo’s ridden an 8-ball.

GEEEHHHH

Fresh since 1822

by kmacsm on Jan 5, 2012 4:51 AM EST reply actions  

No doubt about it.

My Facebook feed was comedy gold last night.

And we were singing hymns and arias... Much louder than Cardiff because we're in the Premier League!

by Never Leave College on Jan 5, 2012 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm stealing that

Passing? Who needs passing?

by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 5, 2012 9:08 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I read that on a Gamecock board last night

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 5, 2012 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

That's the Scrotologist's current Facebook status.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 5, 2012 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Yep, my Twitter timeline was classical.

Even our baseball players were killing them.

by USCndaATL on Jan 5, 2012 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

NEVER FORGET

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 5, 2012 8:27 AM EST reply actions   3 recs

Kinda. It was actually powder.

Eightball stole his horn and snorted about a pound of it. Said the high sucked, but it really knocked the edge off his libido.

by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Jan 5, 2012 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Indeed they do, my friend!

All the Pyrodex?
ALL. THE . PYRODEX.

/Accordin’ to the ATF black powder rifles ain’t even guns PAAWWWWLLL
//Imma hang up and listen

"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra

by Dogrel on Jan 6, 2012 12:30 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

HO HO THAT GINO SMITH

I’M RENAMING HIM STEVE MONTABREESOUNG BY GOD I’M GETTING WOOD TIRICO – QUICK GET JAWS IN HERE TO TALK BALL HAWKING SAFETIES BEFORE I RUIN MY FLAT FRONT DOCKERS WOO-HOO THAT GUY!!!

by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 5, 2012 9:25 AM EST reply actions  

Smokey and the Bowden!

Pretty sure Fearless Leader either has covered it or will mention it this morning, but there are arrest warrants out in Alabama for Terry Bowden.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 5, 2012 9:26 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

Hello friends, hello Clems....

holy shit that looks painful

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 5, 2012 10:12 AM EST reply actions  

HEY YOU KNOW WHAT THIS ORANGE BOWL WAS LIKE

FORCIBLE SEXUAL CONTACT WITHOUT CONSEN – OH NO MY EYYYYYES

For reals. I don’t wanna nuke all day, but I will.

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

Twitter: @celebrityhottub - iPad spambots only, please!

by Run Home Jack on Jan 5, 2012 10:12 AM EST reply actions   4 recs

Misread as "sexual contact without cousin"

And was all like “Come on man, lay of West Virginia, if not just for today. They’ve earned it.”

by Mango Stasi on Jan 5, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I'll accept my punishment

I’m a man, though I am not 40 quite yet.

A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance

HammerAndRails, SBNation's Boilermaker Blog

by BoilerTMill on Jan 5, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Remember Finebaum when Clemson beat Auburn?

The Alabama fans were happy with this not only because it was an Auburn loss, but also because they claimed Dabo as an Alabama Man (heh). I wonder if they’d like to claim him still?

by softbatch on Jan 5, 2012 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

/burns couch

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 5, 2012 10:24 AM EST reply actions  

just emailed to me:

“DON’T LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND WEAR A WVU SHIRT, SHE MIGHT SCORE.”

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 5, 2012 10:40 AM EST reply actions  

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