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I want to translate this into Russian to make it the worst song ever.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Challenge accepted
Чтобы танцевать ла бамба
Чтобы танцевать ла бамба
Вам надо чуть-чуть изящество!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Pentru a dansa Bambale
Pentru a dansa Bambale
Se nevoie
Un put,in de grat,ie
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know whether to use танцевать or потанцевать
Damn aspect always tripping me up
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
I would just go with
Chtob’ tantesvat’. I’m pretty sure it would be shchov tantsyuvaty la bamba in Ukrainian.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
I would think it's the former, since "dancing La Bamba" isn't really expressing a completed action
Just entering a state. Does Ukrainian have the whole aspect division of verbs?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
It's an "it exists but no one cares" kind of thing.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
I'd say imperfective since it implies an ongoing, non-completed action.
So a vote for tancevat’
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 4, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
All we need is Phocion and that Oregon fan to corroborate
“Where did you get this translation?
Uhhhhh….some guys on a college football blog who seem to speak Russian said that was correct”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь!
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 4, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Soon!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions
Well this is fun, no?
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions
Wait, did they just tackle Obie?
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
That's not frightening at all
/checks all corners in dark room for giant orange kings
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
NO FURRIES
/almost typed “no furriers”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions
THEY'RE NOT FURRIES THEY'RE AN AWARD WINNING ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Ok who would host the Stubobbies?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
i feel like saddle shoes should be involved, and of course SG
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Furreners
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Is that French?
Oh dude, that reminds me, there was a this hot Canadian professor at a conference one time…
/cool story, fratbro
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Not that kind of conference.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
European?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
You'd think she was furry
But nope, those are just her legs, and she’s just French Canadian
by emc503 on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, furries

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Nope, never.
Say, what’s Colt Brennan up to these days?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Brendan Gibbons picked up the teeth and pressure-ground them into diamonds, which he presented to the finest of dark-haired ladies the city of Ann Arbor has to offer.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
hmph.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
/Alexanderkotov posts picture of sad bird
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
h8r.
Also why would I be sad about Okie losing? I wanted to go there when I was a little kid, but I really have 0 interest in them.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Just to depict Chloe
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Why did I GIS that?
Now I’m sad.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
SOON.
MAYBE.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
if our offense keeps leaving
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
BWAHAHAHAHwaitshit.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
It's like pavlovian response for me now.

Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 4, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Edsall says "okie dokie"
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But they did beat UConn.
With Randy Edsall.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
UConn sez OKIE DOKIE OKIE
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And because I still owe this to Chloe:
Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner,
Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner,
Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner,
Boomer Sooner, O-K-U!
Oklahoma, Oklahoma,
Oklahoma, Oklahoma,
Oklahoma, Oklahoma,
Oklahoma, O-K-U!
I’m a Sooner born
And a Sooner bred,
And when I die
I’ll be Sooner dead.
Rah, Oklahoma! Rah, Oklahoma!
Rah, Oklahoma! O-K-U!
Free at last!
O RLY?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
hater.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
as much as i hate texas
never playing you again is the best thing about leaving the big 12ish.
/unless its in a bowl game
...

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
kisses!
(you’re so gonna win next year!)
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Almost Heaven
Blue Ridge Mountains…. fuckin’ Clemson.
"Don't live your life on the default settings"
by MisterBigglesworth on Jan 4, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions
we're all singing along to Devin the Dude at this point (and cunnylinguists)
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I have my Aesop Rock on full blast currently.
I can understand half of his raps on a good day.
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
no.... Wonderful
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"Ah, Dabo! You already max out credit card after NC State game! You need drinks tonight?"
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Jesus, Fowler kick a fan base when they're down...
“When you first get the ball and you’re down 36…”
games sucks
expecting Bama LSU halftime love fest
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Fowler trolls Train and Herbstreit in the opening
He is the most redeeming factor of espn. And Rece.
Looking at the Orange Bowl score after watching a basketball game,
I thought it was a final score and not the half time score.
Why were 2 ACC teams chosen for the BCS?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions
Seriously, when did La Bamba become hated?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Same blog
Hyperbole and a Half is fantastic. Alli (not our alli, I think) also originated the [insert verb here] ALL THE THINGS meme.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yeah, not our Alli.
If only I were as awesome as that Alli.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I don't know
I feel like 7 games you can play with a brick is something you might come up with
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I have some pretty good ideas when I'm drunk.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
YES, yes you do
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
I thought it was a GREAT idea to dance half naked in the mirror after that 5th Tokyo Tea
Thank God I was alone or else it would have ended up on Youtube
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Clem came from notorious troll David Thorne
Who has been trolling since before trolling was a thing
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Since Kirk already congratulated WFV,I'm done. Good night.
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 4, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions
Like a runaway beer truck!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
le sigh
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry Chloe
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
OU IS THE REASON FOR THE CLUB
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
it was said before that game? i had thought not
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
I mean that we put WVU "on the map" in the recent era
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
ah, yeah 2006. was beer truck there then?
was he beer truck then? because if no then you’re not in my club.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
i just remember him being called that IN the fiesta bowl that year
and while apt and a great play, i cried
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
I was young enough for the Sugar Bowl that the room could have been a little dusty
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
i probably would have been crying due to the Boise loss in 07 too
but i was crying due to heinous stomach virus
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
I am not pleased with the change.
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
One of my favorite plays ever.
Despite having no affiliation to either team in the game.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Is it time to Fuck Clemson again?
And at this point, we need to just hand LSU the title.
appropriate gif is appropriate

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Clemson needs some pick me up music
may I suggest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPkhhLC1tf8
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
cutting your self off after one reply fail? damn must have been a bad day
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
I find it humorous that the LSU team bus got a full police escort into New Orleans
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions
And then were trapped for six hours on Canal Street.
Everyone gets trapped on Canal for six hours.
by Counter Trap on Jan 4, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
/takes streetcar
/gets home from Superdome in 10 minutes
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
/gives kid 10 bucks to bring back beignets
//listens to Country Roads on XM
by Counter Trap on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
Nick Saban needs to head to Tuscaloosa Men's Wear
His suit looks straight out of a 70s newsroom
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions
Aerie?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
that was Saban's gift after his 19th National Championship at bama
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Technically 18th.
The 19th occurs the same year when we have an intrasquad game for the title.
by Counter Trap on Jan 4, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Cheeezus
/right click
//save for Ole Miss season
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"Our shields can't repel DERP of that magnitude"
/Ackbar was better
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 4, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Is it possible that Pedobear is related to the Dancing Bear?
They favor each other.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
/leaves to buy crawfish for his trip back to school.
//listens to radio of this game
///???
////profit
Go gata!
ALL. THE. TECHNICAL FOULS mad?
Or just generic “WHY DID I TAKE THIS JOB AGAIN?” mad?
Ambitious, but rubbish.
so....who here is going to leave just because the game is a blowout?
remember…just 3-4 more games this season
are these real bloggers' posts?
I'll stay for a bit
But unfortunately, first day back at work tomorrow.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 4, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
do you think they expect you to be at full mental capacity?
time for shooters!!
are these real bloggers' posts?
hive
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
WHY IS TRAIN ON THE TELLYVISION
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
they're the clemson of music
fuck ’em
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
just muted the television
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions
OH SHIT Y'ALL
ITS THAT GOOD BAND I HEARD AT THE DENTIST OFFICE THAT ONE TIME
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Hey, we ran out of shit to talk about, so enjoy TRAIN
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions
DROPS OF JUPITER
THIS IS MY FAVORITE TRAIN SONG BESIDES ALL OF THE OTHER ONES
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
/ROCKS THE FUCK OUT TO TRAIN
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions
Mute the entire halftime?
Mute the entire halftime!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
/plays boomer sooner
/plays hail to the victors
/plays tomahawk chop
/plays whatever the usc song is called
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
WAR EAGLE FLY DOWN THE FIELD
FUCK TRAIN FUCK TRAIN FUCK TRAIN
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck train?
Is the 7th Floor Crew involved?
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Fuck Lions?
Why’s it always have to be Fuck Lions?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Grand Marques posted that questionnaire my freshman year at ichigan.
Much merriment was had at his expense.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
If that Train only know...
that they was gettin fucked on the halftime show?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
THIIIIIIIIS IS THE ONLY SONG WE KNOW
ITS BORING AND IT’S SLOOOOOOOOOOW
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Needs more Crazy Train.
Pun, sadly, not intended.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
DEAR GOD DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Needz moar giant Cirque du Soleil puppets.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
This is like Hendrix at Monterey Pop for Queefcore fans
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I remember there being a post that said "If you could bring back one artist, who would it be?"
The first five replies were Jimi Hendrix.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
not even close reallyhttp://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/4/2683537/clemson-gon-clemson#
i’m still pissed that him and miles were planning on doing an album and he died before it happened.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
don't know how that happened.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
TRAIN!!
OMG YOU GUYS, THEY ARE SO GOOD
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions
Damn my broken remote.
I’m too lazy to walk up to the TV and turn the volume to zero.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
...

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
somewhere, she is burning a couch
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
its not working
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Is this your opinion on Train?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
I prefer planes and automobiles
/Hipster glasses
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Those are not pillows!
FSU back-2-back state champs!! 52-14
by CashvilleNole on Jan 4, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
I'm out, time to go sulk over loss in hoopty squeak
If the football team plays like this on Friday, don’t watch the Cotton Bowl.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions
Just for men hair club
Does not look like your natural hair.
I like how par tof the Rose Bowl contract states:
that part of the half time show must have the marching bands from the two schools in the game. Clemson and WVU bands would be tons better than this.
That's because the Rose Bowl is awesome.
by Erik T on Jan 4, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Things I learned at the Rose Bowl:
Wisconsin’s band is fucking enormous
Nike does not have the same dedication to cool shit on band uniforms as it does on football ones
hippest band at the parade was from japan
check them out! Big image

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
YESSSSS
WHO HATES IOWA?
WE HATE IOWA!
WHO HATES IOWA?
WE HATE IOWA!
WHO HATES IOWA?
WE HATE IOWA!
WHO HATES IOWA?
WE HATE IOWA!
I see what you did there.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Okay fuck this
I’d rather listen to the SS Enterprise idle for 24 hourse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPoqNeR3_UA
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Just put the child to sleep
Poured myself a Kraken
Sat down to watch what was left of the ballg…OH THE HUMANITY!
What the fuck is the point of this shit?
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
49 points in the first half.
That’s more points than the Gators scored in the entire month of October.
/cries
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 4, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions
Snarky Fowler is snarky.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions
He's a little spicy tonight
Can totally imagine him taking nips off a good Zin between halves
/plays sandstorm
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
Must get a snack if I am going to handle any second half action
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
btw I built another fanshot if this gets full quick and i have fallen asleep
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
So, basically, Clemson landed on Chance Time and got their star stolen by WVU
And then WVU proceeded to pull out a couple of Plunder Chests, steal all of Clemson’s Golden Mushrooms, and then roll 10s on all the extra dice granted.
Hey, it's not all bad for everyone at Clemson
Cause 8-Ball’s gonna be high on whatever drug he wants from the Miami red-light district after the game and will totally forget this game ever happened
Twitter: RyanMcD29
come here clemson
‘cuz I’m gonna grape ya in the mouth!!!!
grapefruit moon, one star shining, can't turn back the tide...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 4, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions
Why is Providence within 10 points of Syracuse
Fucking Dunk Center.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
You're taking superiority with the shitty fucking Orange Bowl matchup
Come the fuck on. One of these games actually matters. And it’s not the one in Miami.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Nope
It’s the game involving Providence.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 4, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
No, you see
That game actually counts for something.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Here's the thing, Nick
You’re on a college football blog, telling people they shouldn’t care more about a college football game than a college basketball game
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I am aware of this
It’s where the fun comes from.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Here's the other thing, Nick
You get outraged at so much, no one can tell when you’re being serious
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm very serious about very little
If its in caps I’m probably not serious about it.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't say it's the one in Providence, either
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
It KIND OF has a pulse, and isn't totally braindead
Unlike Clemson.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
"Fucking Dunk Center" sounds like a great Wilt Chamberlain biography.
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
A question about jerseys
Switching to the Iowa-Minnesota game reminded me of this question.
In football, the home jersey is a color and away is white. In basketball it’s the reverse. Why is that?
Pfft, I say
White at home should be good enough for all sports.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 4, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
The navy jerseys are interesting
Although “cursed” like Notre Dame green, if I remember correctly
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
When I think of the navy jerseys
I think of the ’08 Peach Bowl. So…yeah.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 4, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Generally it is that way.
I think the more specific rule in football is something like “Home team has choice but must give reasonable notice”
I think basketball has dark/light as a rule.
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 4, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
I feel like basketball is a little more flexible.
Michigan frequently wears maize both at home and on the road, and I feel like I’ve seen other color vs. color matchups much more in basketball.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
A lot of the teams that have yellow/gold as one of their colors go with a yellow home jersey as an alternate.
We have white jerseys and blue jerseys that we wear as well.
But I think the maize is the “big game” jersey regardless of location.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Football is more flexible...think about the uniforms this year...
Though basketball has exceptions. Seems basketball follows the rule in this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_(sports)
Apparently it had to do with the visiting team not having access to washing machines, so they wore darker colors
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 4, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
True, although home team wears darks is the convention.
Cowboys obviously have to be dicks about it.
There's logic to the Cowboys, actually
When they founded the franchise, they realized if they didn’t wear white at home, fans would only see blue jerseys (the Cowboys) and white jerseys (the road teams) but the other way, fans get to see everyone else’s colors.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Also, Dallas is ball-sweat hot for August, September, and at least half of October.
So wearing white at home was a competitive advantage
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I know that the away team has to grant permission if the home team wants to wear white
I have an irrational dislike of Jim Grobe for this very reason.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 4, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Baseball has whites for home, colors for away.
Though that’s basically been ignored the last 10-15 years or so.(Ignoring the blue jersey era)
Also, used to be the team name on the jersey at home, and the city name on the road.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The rule is that road team has white.
LSU petitioned to change the rule and it became “home team can wear white if the road team agrees.” Every now and then someone will refuse and they make a big deal out of it.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Whoa, it's still called Sun Life Stadium?
This has to be some sort of record.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
Just turned game on (had class and kidlet bedtime.)
Clemson gonna Clemson, huh?
Also, the wife is shopping for full-size bunk beds. For OUR room.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 10:50 PM EST reply actions
I think it seems a tad silly
but so absolutely her.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just assuming I'm tripping balls and this isn't real.
Nobody touch me, this is great!
by DanaHolgorsen'sPreCirrhoticLiver on Jan 4, 2012 10:50 PM EST reply actions
If I had infinite money, Train would've covered La Bamba right there
through speakers hidden in y’alls rooms
Sposed to be SEC
I frequently like to play the "if I won the lottery, what elaborate pranks would I play?" game.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I really need to check Hyperbole and a Half more often for gems like this

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
the one on being depressed.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
The one where she was depressed for no reason and tried to berate herself out of said funk
Only she ran out of legitimate insults eventually and just started yelling nonsensical things at herself
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/smashes worlds smallest violin, feels better yet.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
/gets money back from paypal for world's smallest violin
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
She needs to hurry up and finish her book.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
what is me on a weeknight, alex?
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
she's a fox
If she we French, she’d be called Le Renard and hunted with only her cunning to defend her.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
if she were a president
she’s be baberaham lincoln
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
In Latin she'd be
Babia Majora
/or something like that; forgot the exact quote.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Zis little love bundle.
Now she is seeking for us a trysting place. Touching, is it not? Come, my little peanut of brittle. I will help you. Wait for me. Wait.
If Google Image Search can be trusted, she is indeed quick attractive, if you're into that runner look

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
sigh
K-State track and cross-country team had some very nice young ladies while I was in school. Smart, personable and athletic.
/cursesshyness.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
This depicts her more accurately, though: her engagement announcement
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Looks like you missed your window EMC
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Listen, I've missed a greenhouse worth of windows
I can deal.
by emc503 on Jan 4, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hyperbole and a Half autorec
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 4, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Anybody see Urbandictionary.com's new entry for Hippocampus? on FB today?
“Any university in Alabama, Mississippi, or Tennessee, where on average over 30% of the students are morbidly obese”
by BroccoliD on Jan 4, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
embarrassingly loud laughter
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
yes that was hilarious
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Highly inaccurate though.
"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall
by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 5, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
"what'd i tell you bitches?!?"

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."
by whiskey_soup on Jan 4, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Wow, now Jon Gruden can fuck up my Wednesday nights too.
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
We can get Train back on for you if you want.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 4, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
I'll take them in the booth.
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Train in the booth?
MUSICAL COMMENTARY.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
"Tell me, did the 'Neers sweep you off your feet?"
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
They are booked for the next year in Belgium.
They are HUGE in Belgium.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Good thing
Clemson is sticking with the “fuck Clemson” approach that worked so well in the first half.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 4, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions
yes, yes it is
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
This is just awesome.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
I think the biggest comeback in D1 history was 35 points
let’s just say it’s unlikely
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
CLEMSON uses GIVE UP.
It’s not very effective…
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions
CLEMSON used SPLASH
It didn’t do anything….
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
how the fuck a defense be worse than baylor's?
#SOUR
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
DROPS OF JUPITER in the passing game
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions
holgo feelin' it

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."
by whiskey_soup on Jan 4, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Awesome.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
there is something IN THE AIR TONIGHT
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Doorknob.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Is that the Georgia Tech band girl commercial?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
LOLOLOLOL
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 4, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions
I just want to see how many points WfV is able to score
50+!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions
What was the spread for this game?
Because I’d wager Wf’nV can cover it in the second half alone.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
To use this phrase correctly
Clemson could not care less about this game
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions
Clemson's defensive staff is about to get Washington'd.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST reply actions
Good evening everybody, I noticed Clemson is getting fucked hard
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
it is a train wreck, but a good train wreck
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
No, halftime was a train wreck
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 4, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
we have a winner!
i am not able to top that
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Proud to green
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 4, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Offense.
You want it, you got it.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
Clemson fans will get to know the WfV fight song quite well
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST reply actions
Much in the same way that
Vandy and Kentucky fans are forced to hear Rocky Top in their (our) sleep.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, but kentucky has bball, Vandy has academics, clemson has...?
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
The MNF guys are just giggling at all of this.
How wonderful.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
They're used to shitty football from that stadium.
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
They'll hang 70.
Holgo Badger don’t give a shit.
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
RUFKMe?
Awkward commentators during blowout theatre is perhaps the only thing left worth watching
/no other games to cut away to
let's go Holgo: I want triple digits
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
so much this
"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."
by whiskey_soup on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
if clemson can score some points he'll have an excuse to keep scoring
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
DANCING TOSTITOS! DRINK
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
WHY IS TOSTITOS BAG STILL AROUND
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
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by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions
TWSS
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
See if you can figure out which one is Clemson

by Ardbeg on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Well I want to yell fuck that lady.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 4, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Im not sure how to read that one
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
WHO THE FUCK HIGH FIVED HER?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Paul Johnson?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm going with....wait for it.....Skip Bayless.
by Counter Trap on Jan 4, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
She had grit and determination and simply wanted the ball more than that little girl
Plus she was 4 times bigger. But the grit, and the determination.
Nick Saban
/taking candy from a baby
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
that sounds like a larf
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Hey lady,
No one likes you
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I would have smacked the shit out of her
But I’m a lady so I could probably get away with it.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
the best part is the reaction from the little girl
It’s less “I’m sad” than, “Are you kidding me? Aren’t you, like, an adult?”
My wife is still on probation
But I’ll let you know when we’re in the clear
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
1 year probation
We’re nearing the end of it, I think.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
YES
If I were a local prosecutor I’d charge her with every conceivable offense I could find
Sposed to be SEC
I meant more social punishment
As a prosecutor, I’m not a fan of using laws to prosecute people we don’t like that otherwise wouldn’t be. But public shaming? Loss of friends, social status, and career opportunities? I like these things.
sounds like you are enjoying the ass whoopin Clemson is receiving tonight
are these real bloggers' posts?
You and your ethics
I GOT A GOOD SCORE ON THE MPRE YOU KNOW THAT MEANS I’M A GOOD GUY
Sposed to be SEC
LOL
Yeah, I took it cold (other than having slept through professional responsibility class) and sick with the flu and got a 74. Good enough in most states, but one point short in my first state of practice. I took it again after < one day of study and got like 110 . It’s not a hard test, but it is fail-able.
Ugh.
I’d better not fail the first time, as through a non-hilarious series of events, I’ve got only one shot before the bar exam.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 4, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't even realize my score was failing
So when the bar results came out, I had an asterisk next to my name. I think 100 people called/emailed me to ask what that was about. Luckily, there was an MPRE about a week later, so I was still all good before the swearing in ceremony.
/wraps third porsche around tree
//hits on paralegal
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
///impregnates client
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
////buys for coke with money from trust account
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
State Bar uses "Slap on the Wrist"
It’s not very effective
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
uses "conditional acceptance"
Its not very effective
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
State Bar says "Go Directly to Jail"
Do not pass GO. Do not claim as billable hours.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 4, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
State supreme court uses "disbar"
It’s not very effective…
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
If legal ethics taught me anything
It’s that disbarment appears to do f***-all when it comes to punishing attorney wrongdoers…just like every other punishment doled out.
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
/claims as billable hours against indigent client
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
THIS GUY
understands what it TAKES to SUCCEED in the LEGAL PROFESSION
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
/gets lien against indigent client
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Or at least in family law.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 4, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
I had a case where the opposing attorney's billables were mistakenly put in the record
She billed (and was approved for) more on that case (in which I was the only attorney against her) than I made that year, including benefits, working dozens of similar cases. Needless to say, I was not amused. And given the quality of her work product, I thought she was either full of shit or the worst attorney I have ever faced.
/promoted to partner
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
I should say, worst I HAD faced at that time
The guy who attached a 15 page Statement Regarding Oral Argument to his 4 page brief ranks up there.
Also the guy who raised 7 issues in his brief but DIDN’T raise the only issue that was actually preserved for appellate review (in which the court, over objection, allowed a police officer to testify about an accomplice’s statements regarding the defendant’s culpability in detail).
both true, both glorious
The statement regarding oral argument was taped to my door (ALL FIFTEEN FUCKING PAGES) for months afterwards. I can’t do it justice. Imagine if 8-Ball was your lawyer. Now imagine you wished 8-Ball was your lawyer.
The other one was not as bad as it sounds, he probably would have lost even if he had raised it, since it was kinda invited error. But at least it was preserved, unlike what he did raise. As in, at least the court would have had to talk about it.
Someone already tarred and feathered her hair.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 4, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This might be late
But where/when the fuck was this lady stealing what appears to be a ball of some sort from a kid?
by I-Right Fullback Dive on Jan 4, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Do you play QB for UCLA?
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
[or Purdue?]
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Alright armchair quarterbacks
How do you motivate your offense to try when they know they’ll lose even if they score 7 straight TDs?
Sposed to be SEC
Scream to a near-aneurysm?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
the tebow technique
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK CLEMSON, so
no, I don’t.
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
threaten to make them go to class
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I shall demonstrate with a visual.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's like Brian Kelly's tongue is trying to strangle him
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
who knew that ndnation was so accomplished at voodoo?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Lovely!

"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
The single greatest half-time speech I ever received was when we were down 35 at half
“Chicks don’t fuck losers”
We won by 14
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
The mind of a 16 year old boy is not a complex thing
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
so..... explain high school
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Did you get laid?
Then you weren’t a loser.
If you didn’t, then you were a loser, sorry you had to find out this way
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I mean girls hooked up with losers all the time!
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Note:
“Loser” in high school is totally different from loser in real life. “Loser” in high school generally means “$Texas rich IRL”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
They were friends of mine. also totally losers.
I really do think it’s the long hair.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You see, Joe, in high school the definition of a loser may not have been accurate by what we know now
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
my definition of loser was: not an athlete and not going to college
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well, I guess I was a loser in high school.
I’m going to go sulk in the corner, now. Furk.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
probably this, actually
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
but everyone fucks clemson
so not sure that motivation works here
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
I don't think that type of fucking is what Clemson's players want...
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
At halftime, it was "Howard's Cock" speech by Clemson.
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Homecoming, right?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
We had a similar speech given to us...
“You know all those girls you invited to the game, and to the dance tomorrow? They’ll be polite and NEVER talk to your stupid asses again if you lose this.”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Has an FBS team ever forfeited a game due to the point spread being too large?
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
So does Holgo put in the second string
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
If this was the championship game would Clemson be playing better?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:01 PM EST reply actions
if it was a game against Va Tech
sure
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 4, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
I don't believe what I'm seeing.
It’s like Christmas has come twice in three weeks!
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 4, 2012 11:02 PM EST reply actions
lol postdoc
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It should be noted (if it hasn't been already) that Tessitore is calling this game on the radio
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 4, 2012 11:02 PM EST reply actions
So...ACC deserved to have two teams in BCS? Truffle and I will sit over here bitching...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
but their fans travel really well!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
/sugar bowl has 12K empty seats...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
FTFY
/sugar bowl has1220k empty seats…
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Even some of the seats that had people in them were still empty
Guy in front of me was ASLEEP.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
lulz.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
I don't entirely blame him.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
The Va Tech fans behind me were lovely, gracious, funny, personable
The Michigan fans in front of me were drunk. And asleep.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Sigh.
I hate stereotypes when they’re right.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
/sugar bowl has 12K empty seats...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
but those bowl committees said that the fans of those schools would travel really well.
/sarcasm
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
appropriate picture

is appropriate.
"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."
by whiskey_soup on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
I want that to be a face cake
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
HOW DO THEY HAVE THE BALL BACK ALREADY?
I’m working on a project away from my TV. I hear TOUCHDOWN. I go back and they’re on OFFENSE AGAIN.
"The Bear will not quit, the Bear will not die." -Joe Kapp
Red Bull
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 4, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
It gives you wings.
And wide open seams.
by Counter Trap on Jan 4, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
A schooner is a sailboat!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I really have no idea which touchdowns I have seen and which I haven't
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
wait, while I caught up on the board, they scored again?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Probably
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 4, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
I know, right?
Providence basketball.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Withholding comment on the license plate.
But that’s a beautiful car, pretty much identical to the one I used to have.
RIP.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
This one's a size smaller and less floaty.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Oh to hell with that
I want the big-ass land yacht
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
I have one. they are fun
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
What year?
We’ve had a few in the family.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
85 500SEL
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I meant land yacht not lincoln town car
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Noted.
And that sounds like fun – the quintessential “built like a German bank vault” Benz.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
you don't feel any bumps in the road because you're basically driving a steamroller
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
STOP, STOP, HE'S ALREADY DEAD!

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Someone check Dabo's medical alert bracelet.
"The Bear will not quit, the Bear will not die." -Joe Kapp
DANG Y'ALL
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions
please think of the children, holgo
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
yeah, the Lord of the Flies children
KILL DANA KILL!
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
What is best in life Holgo?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
MOAR POINTS MOAR POINTS
GO FOR TWO
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions
L.O.L.
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
Oh shit son,
your ankles are fucking broken.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
TD WfV
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
100!
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Wow
Clemson. You are so bad. So so bad.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions
Does Clemson even know about the thing they call Defense?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
63 points and halfway through the 3rd quarter.
Itsbeautiful.jpg
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions
Who said 70 at the end of the third?
I think that was low.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
I demand triple digits.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
YAIS
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
GO FOR TWO!
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions
Mmmmmyais.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions
63 points in 36 minutes
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions
With about 24 minutes left?
You bet your ass it is.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Dude
100 is possible
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
if Holgo wants it
Hard to believe he would do that, but it would be pretty funny
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Its almost like he knows we're watching.
Waiting.
Believing.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Sitting, Waiting, Wishing?

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Clemson didn't Clemson it up in the ACC Championship
So they had to triple the Clemsoning tonight to make up for it
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Dear Clemson, Been there. Done that.
Signed, Iowa State vs. Nebraska in the ’90s.
/signed Syracuse
1996 Gator Bowl
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
dabo: first coach to be fired after a conference championship and BCS bowl?
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Jim Tressel had that record back in April.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
....
/Ralph Wiggum Focus Group Crying.gif
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
i thought ALL the records for that period of time were vacated
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Run it up Holgo.
You’re already our hero. You get drunj and are at least close to the Mike Leach Official Offense of EDSBS™.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
this is real football y'all
this is what LSU Bama wished it could’ve been
grapefruit moon, one star shining, can't turn back the tide...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions
Orange Bowl record
Overall combined bowl record is 125, I think
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
LET'S GO WEST VIRGINIA, HANG A C-NOTE
THIS IS FOR THE LAST SHRED OF PRIDE THE BIG EAST CAN FUCKING SCROUNGE UP!
Also happy to know now that WVU probably underperformed for half the fucking year.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Dabo may not be there at this rate
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Hopefully we have a good DC next year.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
all the derps will be herped
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
the fuck is this?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Your Highness
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 4, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
C'mon, you can't just reference it without posting it.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Your Highness was made for an audience that consisted of -- at most -- twenty-five people.
I happened to be among that 25. I couldn’t believe I liked it as much as I did because — try as I might — I’ve never been a fan of David Gordon Green (both serious auteur and raunchy comedy modes) or Danny McBride.
she gave the trollingest interview the other day
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Sorry, Clemson, but Allstate can't protect you from mayhem like this.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
by Super C on Jan 4, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Re: Serena Williams' ankle injury they just showed
Ow ow ow ow ow owowow.
COULD SOMEONE TELL CLEMSON THAT BOWL GAME CRIMES DO NOT COUNT TOWARDS THE FULMER CUP?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I think Holgo should chug a beer each time WVU scores.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions
or a jager-bomb
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Points per minute this game: 2.31
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
Holgo takes mercy on his enemies on the kickoff.
Boooooooooooooo.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions
Clemson's Defense look like drunk Fourth-Graders
trying to tackle Ray Rice.
Forever LSU, 'cause that's how we roll.
So the Bengals defense, then?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
We're selling AFC Wild Card t-shirts
like it’s an achievement.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
THIS GUY KNOWS HOW TO MERCHANDISE LIKE AN ENN EFF ELL STAR
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Guess what?
We still get an autobid to a BCS bowl next year!
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
and maybe Duke will get the bid!
drowns self in bleach
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
when will Tirico, Jaws and Gruden start a drinking game?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
they already did
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I think Clemson's defense may have played a drinking game before the game
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
HOLGO
LET CLEMSON SCORE SO YOU HAVE AN EXCUSE TO RUN UP THE SCORE
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
His excuse is FUCK CLEMSON
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 4, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
When do the refs implement the HS mercy rule and just keep the clock running all the time?
"The Bear will not quit, the Bear will not die." -Joe Kapp
what was the over in this game? has WVU hit it?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Don't Punt, Clemson
you just give HOLGO more yards that way.
Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 4, 2012 11:12 PM EST reply actions
I would like to point out that Dabo said in pregame that he wanted everyone to be talking about Clemson's defense after this game.
Mission fucking accomplished, Dabo.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 11:12 PM EST reply actions 28 recs
Green'd
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
yup
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Wunderbar.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Oh dear.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
He's gonna house this.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 11:13 PM EST reply actions
and instead it's downed.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
you cannot punt here.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
i know it's a blowout and you're not just going to go on every 4th down
but 4th and 5 on the other side of the 50, fuckin a, grow a pair
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Note to Clemson
Nailing the pun close to the end zone is only daring Holgo to score more.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:13 PM EST reply actions
Nailing the pun?
Its the lesser of two weevils!
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Did clemson get their check before the game? I mean, if they have the money in their pocket, I can see not trying at all.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
DR PEPPER
NO REAL ACTION MOVIE HAS A CLIP OF SOMEONE PUTTING ON A SEAT BELT
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:14 PM EST reply actions
Russia?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I can see it from my house!
Too spidery?
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 4, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Kyle Manard, I believe his name is.
Spelling possibly wrong. Saw something on channel 5 in Atlanta the other day where he was hiking up Stone Mountain on some special “shoes” for his four nubs. Plans on (or may already have) hiking Kilimanjaro. Got to give him props for what all he’s trying to do.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
He's already been tackled by WVU
And puked afterward
In other words, if WVU and Cuse are still in the Big East next year, Otto’s out for blood
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Thought Otto Did his Blood Orange thing
to WFV on October 21.
Forever LSU, 'cause that's how we roll.
Tackle for loss sighted
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Clemson is ready to take this program to the next level:

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:16 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
I own five of the little bastards
Love them all
Laugh my fucking ass off when one of them falls off the furniture.
Cats are definitely not as classy

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
MIKEY WANT WAVY TAIL!!!!!!!!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Is that MLP?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
Indeed
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Watching Clemson play West Virginia?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
it's 8ball as a kitten
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
MORGAN NEWTON NO
YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR PROBABLY AT LEAST SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR THINK OF THE CHILDREN I GUESS? LET’S GO WITH THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Sposed to be SEC
Send not to know
For whom Clemson is fucked
Clemson is fucked for thee.
by Guynemer on Jan 4, 2012 11:17 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
DEFENSE SIGHTED
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Clemson uses Defense
It’s somewhat effective.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 11:18 PM EST reply actions
remember when clemson was winning this game?
good times
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
LSUWHO guy from the 70s puts this game into perspective
http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=CvrDrwxJhpg#/32;37
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Malcolm Gladwell on this game:
“I mean how ironic that in the total cosmic scheme of things that the team with the hued jerseys that share a name with this very game would be suffering destruction at the hands of the “Mountaineers”. One would think that in order to give the color ‘orange’ a magnanimous, sort of, warrior characteristic that would play a moderately competitive game, but alas, their fate is more akin to Custer’s Last Stand than that of a tiger. I would dare say they have managed to ashame an entire portion of the color spectrum; I was pondering wearing an orange shirt tomorrow to work tomorrow, but I don’t want to associated with being timid and completely unable to stop a Big East offense.
Fuck Clemson."
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 11:19 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I can't tell if that's a real quote or not
Bravo sir.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you.
“Did you notice I used the word tomorrow twice in the same sentence? 99% of people do not.”
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
someone remind me
just how much money is clemson losing by coming to this game?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions
But look at how much they'll save on under-the-table payments to players now
because NO ONE will come to Clemson after this sort of disastrophe.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
confusing lisa salters and the FLOTUS
dear god
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Jon Gruden does not know who the First Lady is.
This is your daily reminder that NDNation desperately wants this man to coach our football team.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:21 PM EST reply actions
Clemson uses BLOCKING.
It’s not really all that effective
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Ducked off to play Arkahm City for a minute
Miss anything in the game?
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 4, 2012 11:21 PM EST reply actions
murder death kill
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
metric shitton of points
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
WF'nV: THREEVE, Fuck Clemson: 20
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
So WF'nV scored as many paoints as I beat down Joker henchmen
Roughly, and in both cases.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 4, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
ALL THE PERSONAL FOULS
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Things I apparently should have done with my life instead of go to law school:
go to vet school in St. Kitts. It’s purdy there.
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I didn't know they had a vet school.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
A friend of mine just started there and posted a bunch of pics.
Looks like a decent way to spend 4 years.
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Until you realize that it's preposterously expensive to live there and they have shortages of everything.
Gas boat doesn’t make it to the island? No gas for the island!
Gas is one thing.
Transplant organs are quite another.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
I was advised against vet school.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
To be honest, I'm pretty sure being a vet would make me hate my hobby.
Although I briefly considered specializing in veterinary eye care after working on drug-delivery contact lenses for horses in undergrad.
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What is your hobby, if I may ask?
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 4, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Showing Quarter Horses
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that is fucking sick. what was your undergrad major?
by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Chemical engineering.
The professor I researched for was pretty badass. When, at some point in the future, various eye drops are replaced by contact lenses with controlled release of the drug, you can thank Dr. Mark Byrne of Auburn.
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WOOO CHEMISTS
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I tried chemistry
LOL HOW DO I AROMATICITY
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
Just drink, it makes more sense
I also have to ask you because you typically bring up the Byzantine/Eastern Orthodox faith/history, was that a major of yours?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Arrow pushing and alcohol?
/notsureifserious.jpg
Not my focus, but I’ve studied a fair bit of Eastern European history and speak Russian.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
That's how I survived OChem (also, no sleep whatsoever)
/ALLTHEPHYSICALANDBIOCHEM
and
okay, that’s why. I’m kinda stoked to always see some Eastern Stuff on here.
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
that is so cool.
i am materials science, and took a biomaterials class last semester. i always thought prosthetics were cool but i really enjoyed everything else (stuff like drug delivery) a lot more. part of me still really wants to go into the biomed industry but i feel like it’s super competitive. it just seems super rewarding.
by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Dammit now I feel bad for being a science dumbass
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
It's okay, chemistry makes no sense to me, either
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
I am slightly more passable at the maffs but not by much
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
I never took an English class in college
and graduated having written a grand total of 45 pages of papers, 30 of which was my senior exercise in mathematics
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Uh, you went to a liberal arts college?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Yep- AP credits got me out of a lot of that.
French and Latin got rid of most of the other requirements, a poli sci class was 2 five pagers, and a history seminar was one other five pager.
Now, ALL THE PROBLEM SETS, however
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
We never got squat for AP credits
Also, Latin up top!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
It was a blast-
especially since it was intro Latin, and I took three years’ worth at my old school Catholic HS
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
But that's a lot of boilerplate, right?
It’s not like you’re writing original essays every day
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
I'd say 55+ of that was original, actually
It was a tough week, especially since it was only 4 days and a holiday. But I’m barely working this week at all (that is, I could, but there’s no urgency since the deadlines are weeks away). That’s how it is sometimes. I’ve written 100 pages in a week before that was almost all original and every page better than my thesis. I look back on college and realize what a wimp I was.
Never took English? And 30 was?
YA DON SAY
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 4, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
The 30 was an explanation of terms and a proof that
an odd triperfect number must have at least 11 distinct prime factors.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
never took an english class?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
4s on AP Lit and AP Lang took care of that.
As well as a KAP class that I could move into an English credit :-)
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
it goes both ways. during finals i was freaking out over a class on fairytales.
i regretted not taking it pass/fail, then regretted it even more when i realized taking it graded kept me off deans list. goddamnit.
by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
You could have had your name in 5-point font in the Michigan Daily!
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
haha it seems silly, but it would've been a nice self pat on the back
by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Then pat yourself on the back and say "I did well at the things I'm actually going to use and I'll never need to analyze a fairy tale again."
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Science people to a uniquely titled humanities course: "I can haz fun, relaxing course?"
LOL NO SIR/MAAM FU HERES THREEVE READINGS AND PAPERS
/prefers papers to tests
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
to be fair, my roommate took it and had a different professor
whose requirements were like, write a fairytale, a few quizzes, 3 page comparative paper, no final. apparently my professor didn’t like the idea of writing fairytales so i had 40% of my grade being based on an essay exam. GIVE ME A CALCULATOR PLEASE
by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Classes like "LOL LIEK ANALYZE A POP SONG" infuriate me
/trivium and quadrivium please
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
You don't want to discuss the semiotics of Lady Gaga's latest video or Tupac's place in a post-femenist society?
/raeg
/friends get 4.0s from classes
//raeg
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
Someone put it the best
“These classes were the hardest to do because there was no way to prove anything. Then I realize these classes were the easiest to do because there was no way to prove anything.”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
But if you can't prove it, you shouldn't bother writing it...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Oh, ho ho, that's where you're mistaken, good sir
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
You sound much like one of my friends' dad, a lawyer, who often says
“The law is just the starting point of negotiation.”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"Law is but a human institution"
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
Fun classes are the ones that allow you to argue either side.
Having to write the papers … not so much fun.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
many people do not realize this
then again, kenyon’s version of a composition course was basically the application essay, so we didn’t need to be taught this.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
Only if they're backed up with ANCEDOTAL EVIDENCE
based on OBSERVATION
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I think that theory would knock out about %99.99~ of all humanity's writings.
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 4, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
(was referring only to papers arguing a position)
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Is accusing Craig James of killing 5 hookers while at SMU not legitimate writing?
There’s no proof, but it must be said.
this is what most of my friends do on facebook. it is our version of fun.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 5, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
went the opposite way where i went
there was a “science for humanities kids” course that was actually called “Good Nukes, Bad Nukes”
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
Did you look at "Surprises at Infinity,"
or as the math majors called it, “Math for Poets”?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
haha, maybe i should have
i’m like bizarro you – i got a 5 on the AP calc test pretty much didn’t have to take a math course. took calc b just to pad the gpa
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
Really?
Some of my best grades have been from College of Arts and Science classes like that (as opposed to the School of Engineering and Applied Science)
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
i have taken the majority of my HU/SS requirements pass/fail because i'm lazy
my curves for my engineering classes were actually not GPA deflating. i didn’t think a B+ in my humanities would hurt but it somehow did.
by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
of course this semester my professors don't seem so kind
average curved to B-/C+
goddamnit is this freshman year again? plz don’t try to weed me out?
by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
That's a hell of a curve
/grade inflation, u mad?
//still has mediocre GPA, purp
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
i mean it was standard freshman/sophomore year for intro classes
my classes last semester were call curved to high B’s. then again a meche told me my major is easy, maybe that’s what he was talking about.
by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
I am struggling to get a 2.4 GPA
EE at UVA is hard, yo
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
EE/CS/CE majors get a shitton of respect out of me
there’s no way i could do anything like that.
by willbechampions on Jan 5, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
Good teachers and it is not that bad.
The hard part is making it through the math classes.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 5, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
More competitive application process than med school
All of the stress of learning, none of the acclaim, none of the income.
None of the income
Not totally true.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
On a large scale, it's still true.
But depending on your field and geography, you can make a decent salary (but often with bad hours)
I'm going to say no
Median annual wages of veterinarians were $79,050 in May 2008. The middle 50 percent earned between $61,370 and $104,110. The lowest 10 percent earned less than $46,610, and the highest 10 percent earned more than $143,660.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
Now that I do not know
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
Yep.
I’ve talked with some vet students who were taking out loans for the entire 4 years for out of state tuition. It was not a small amount, think it was about $160,000 or so.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
80k seems pretty fucking good
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
I think that is living wage in HI.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
living wage is the term for 'basic living'
I applied for a job in HI and told them I would need to make double my mainland salary to have the same standard of living. They declined to interview me.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
What is included in "basic living"?
I don’t know your salary, but we get a cost of living allowance here (military) and it STILL costs more here than it did in Japan.
At least I have a beach.
Basic living aka living wage
Is essentially what it would take to live in a town comfortably. It will vary depending on the person doing the arguing.
I usually figure food, car, housing, etc.
Based on the cost of living calculators, HI is as expensive as NYC.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
They say about 65% above ave cost of living.
Never lived in NY, but it’s just crazy here. You HAVE to live by sales.
At least I have a beach.
We can mail you food if needed.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 5, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
80K is not unusual in a built-up region of the country
depends on if you own your own practice, and a lot of other things. You could easily be working a 60 hour week to make it, though.
Looks like engineering pays better except for the high end and that would probably be management for engineers.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
Median starting for BS in aero is something like 53k, I think.
That’s without threeve gorillion dollars in loans, usually.
5-10 years out quite a few engineers are going to be in the 80k range.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
I'd be in better shape now if I had just used my undergrad major instead of going to law school.
/is one of like, 5% of lawyers who can say this.
//kicks dirt
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Many fewer vet schools in the US
On the other hand, allicolls might very well have been a Buckeye, of sorts.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
If I were gonna go to vet school
I’d have gone to Auburn, LSU or (gulp) Texas A&M. Got to tour Aggy’s vet school and it is niiiiiice.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Actually you can make great money as a Vet and people will listen because they want the pet healthy.
If I had wanted to attend I would have gotten in, but the individual giving me the advice was one to listen to.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Trust me, unless you love the job to death and it's your only wish in the whole world, you do NOT want to become a vet.
Far better off being a regular MD. It is relatively easy to make a good salary as a vet—good meaning comfortable—but the hours are long, the debt is just as high, and the likelihood of making a GREAT salary is far lower.
I know all about being a vet.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Where?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
Just sayin'.
I don’t know a single vet who wouldn’t echo that advice. When they have a client who says, “Oh, my daughter/son/spawn wants to be a vet what is your advice,” they (and I) say DON’T.
Like I said I was advised not to.
Of course I also received advice not to go to law school.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
As you say about vets and others on here say about lawyerin'
The process can acquire much debt with little return. Engineering if you do it right does not acquire much debt, employers pay for advanced degrees and the money is decent.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 5, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
MS yes, less return on Ph.D.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 5, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
Yes.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 5, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
My dad is one too.
Wheeeee.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
Met a central Lexington horse vet?
People who work on horses worth 8 digits aren’t poor
Sposed to be SEC
Yup.
Equine repro – terrible hours, good money.
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From the Wikis:
Hammond earned a B.S. in animal science in 1967 from the University of Kentucky, specializing in equine genetics
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Holy shit.
They are advertising that sketchball program so aggressively on the CTA.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Lots of ads for these on the New York subways as well.
Graduates can even practice in some of the United States!
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
Same with the T
That and all the ads for free drug therapy as part of a lab’s research
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
By that
You mean Canada
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Caribbean med school?
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by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
I think I know a chick that went there
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Did she go to ASU for undergrad??
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Relax...I almost went to ASU for undergrad, I don't hate them that much...
Though being at the Vegas Bowl was a lot of fun
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Yeah, I know people who went there
Does not sound like the best way to get a passable residency
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
El Notario!
Or, since it’s you, La Notaria!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The premier dealer of Three Penis Wine in the Chicagoland area!
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Better than Three Wishes?
/cheaper than grape juice, wha?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
I'm OK!
Seriously, Clemson should put Lil’ Brudder in at QB for the 4th.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Awwww
/got super dusty in the scene from Babe when the wheelchair dog got run over
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Ludacris making fried chicken
First a Varsity location in the airport, and now this?
Hartsfield-Jackson is about to be full of win
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Inflicting Varsity farts on an airplane full of people?
I believe that’s outlawed by the Geneva Conventions.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
This was posted earlier today as well.
I shall now hate flying through Atlanta approximately 17.3% less.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
ATL for life
Seriously, I go to any other airport and think “Where the hell are the threeve Chick-Fil-As and Krystals?”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
I HATE Hartsfield-Jackson
I chose to fly through Philadelphia over Christmas break, going from Ohio to Florida, rather than go through Atlanta
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You choose Philly airport over ATL?
Wat
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
That's absolutely how much I hate Hartsfield-Jackson
No free wifi, threeve delays, and chairs that make my ass hurt more than other airport chairs
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Have you ever gone through Charlotte?
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 4, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
LOVE the Charlotte airport
I lived in the Gas-town for a couple years.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yup
Though, in it’s defense, the half of the town I lived in had basically turned into a bedroom community for Charlotte- it was almost Belmont.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
That's not the end that you pass by when driving along I-85, that's for sure
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
Oh my, no
If you stop in Gastonia off of 85, it’s just the car lots, a good BBQ place, and all the places you don’t want to be after dark
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I agree. Do they still have a piano (!) for anyone to play in one of the terminals?
It was awesome!
At least I have a beach.
Yes - and the rocking chairs are still there.
Plus, their food isn’t as crazily overpriced as most airports
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
No free wifi is rough
I will accept that as a legitimate excuse. Logan luckily is chill
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
wow...I always prefer southern airports in winter. Less chance of weather delays.
At least I have a beach.
I was flying out of Ohio- weather delays were already in the hands of God.
Plane would’ve been coming from Cleveland or Chicago anyways.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Southern airports are terrible for that.
You know, like Chicago or something.
/has never seen a winter weather delay in MSP
At least you have options.
There are 3 direct destinations out of Mobile: Dallas, Memphis, ATL.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Yeah, I had to fly out of Tallahassee a bunch
You could go to Atlanta, Miami, or Charlotte
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
False.
There is only one Chick-Fil-A. This is the most common misconception about ATL.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
MEANWHILE: At the Hall of 8Ball (underneath the stadium bleachers)
I suck at writing his dialogue, fortunately most of this is other people or in his head. And I cut this down a ton.
8Ball is enjoying the finest concessions the stadium has to offer…burning the bats of the recently departed marlins which were corked with his drug of choice.
8Ball enters a dizzying haze and stumbles back out to the field only to see his beloved team losing. Through his addled brain he endevours to find a solution to this problem. Suddenly he notices a bizarre creature in the stands is flashing him.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WhAT ARE YOU!
Why, I’m your spirit animal stupid, Snuffy the crack dragon. And I’m here to help you and Dabo win this game!
Remember Dabo is at his best when someone has stolen his binkey, I say you steal it and blame it on that Elmer Fudd looking guy on the other side.
A confused 8Ball nods.
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 4, 2012 11:24 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
He should be named "Junk" instead of Stuff.
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
I give up the bit for tonight
I haven’t had enough sleep to be coherent or funny
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 4, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
More
Thinking the flashing by Snuffy to be a sign, 8Ball strips down and grabs the nearest blanket by Dabo and runs away at full speed

No! Nooooooo 8Ball! why are you stealing the american flag!!!! Yells Rugrat who chases after his idol.
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 4, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
I am just now realizing that this whole thing sounds like a children's book...
at least the narration
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 4, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
for the true mustache connoseur
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Got a text from my friend
“Clemson is Clemsoning themselves”
I’ve successfully introduced EDSBS lingo into our daily vocabulary. My work is done
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 4, 2012 11:24 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Good, Anakin, good.
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Could have been pass interference there, possibly
But I think even the refs said "fuck it, let’s just end this shit as soon as possible.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:24 PM EST reply actions
I frankly think there should be a mercy rule
Down by more than 35 points at the end of 3rd quarter, you lose
I would almost agree,
yet I saw a game in 2008 where my Georgia Southern Eagles were down by almost 30 with 10 minutes to go and won the game in overtime.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Triple option
Can’t explain that
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
This was 2008 during the Hatch Attack era
so no triple option. It was bubble-screen heavy crappy offense.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Pittsburgh and Syracuse were better off staying in the Big East
if this is what ACC is
syracuse STILL won't finish better than 5th.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
In ACC Atlantic
/Finishes behind Maryland and Wake Forest
/Nick’s anger rises
YOU ROOT FOR UCLA
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, and I'm not pissed off?
WHERE ARE YOUR CAPS LOCK SCREEDS?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Back in high school.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
High School never ends
It just changes venues sir.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
you had computers in high school?
did you also have someone to polish your monocle for you?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, you mean personal computers or that computers were available?
First is a little “woah” (we had one set of laptops a teacher could rent), second isn’t that notable.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, but have you named any officials in your athletic department after a type of wine?
If not, you’ll have to step your game up.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and with the next Pete Carroll waiting to dominate college football
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
MORE GRIT MORA FOOTBALL!
MORA MORA MORA MORA MORA
by Bus Crasher on Jan 4, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that just means his knees are higher off the ground and easier targets
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
it really is too bad that osweiler doesn't play for Stanford

This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
c'mon WfV reserves, we want 70 now
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
RELEVANT.
Sandra Pelton of the San Francisco Chronicle writes: “I don’t think that this legally qualifies as theatre.”
Gil Jacobs of “The New York Times” says: “An absolutely horrible show. It was opening night and two of the Goulet brothers were already using understudies.”
Diane Carbinal, “Cincinnati Dispatch”, writes: “It’s the most upsetting experience I’ve ever had in a theater. The only time the audience applauded was when I whipped a battery at the actors.”
"The Bear will not quit, the Bear will not die." -Joe Kapp
by Whohah on Jan 4, 2012 11:25 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
RED SHIPS OF SPAAAAAIN
http://www.hulu.com/watch/274196/saturday-night-live-red-ships-of-spain
"The Bear will not quit, the Bear will not die." -Joe Kapp
Are those quotes for the upcoming movie?
or the review of the Champs Sports Bowl?
Oh shit

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 4, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
we might not reach the 80 mark
WVU has totally run out of Give a Fuck
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
I hate that
As a rugby player who’s been on both sides of 75-80 point blowouts, I think the “sportsmanship code” is full of shit. Run them into the ground. Be the Napoleon to the other guy’s pre-Gniesenau Reform team
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 4, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
I would say take out the starters for your own sake as much as theirs
And then if they can’t stop your scrubs, their fault for sucking
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Spoken like Jimmy Johnson
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 4, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
He said something to the effect of
“It’s not our fault your starters are sucking ass against our 2nd and 3rd stringers” in that legendary blowout of Notre Dame (which was Faust’s last game)
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 4, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
But he's right
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
by idahobuckeye on Jan 4, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
I'm glad I watched Iowa basketball for a change
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 11:26 PM EST reply actions
are they just trolling or are they actually good this year?
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
No clue. Very bipolar
But losses have come to Purdue, UNI, Iowa State, Clemson, Campbell (wha…) and Clemson. So not bad teams to lose to except the closest one was 10 points. But 2 straight road wins in Mad Town and Minneapolis isn’t something to sneeze at. So who knows.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Dabo'd
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Cripes, jump the snap much, WfnVU DE?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Also
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Well all, I'm out theres no need to stick around for more of this
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
We can't stop laughing over here
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Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 11:29 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I checked the score earlier and it was 28 to 20
So now I flip tv back on and…oh god…what the hell happened?
Also, I claim moratorium on the “Big East is laughably bad” story for at least a day.
This plus Cincy & Rutgers won
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
In the bowl season, Big East is surprisingly good
We should direct more attention toward making fun of ACC, really.(ACC went 2-6, Big East went 3-1 with one game still pending)
So ACC beat Notre Dame & Louisville
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Well WVU & Michigan are good. Auburn is solid. Not sure on Miss State & Missouri
Most were close at least.
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Three SEC teams, one Big East team, one Big Ten team, and one Pac-12 team
Not bad sked. Record is still pretty bad though
The SEC plays three bowls against both the B1G & ACC pretty much.
We need more with the Big 12 & PAC12
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Maybe SEC and Pac-12 can play together in Seattle or Salt Lake City maybe?
I would love to see SEC no. 4 vs Pac-12 no. 3 in Seattle
Seattle or Portland. I don't want SEC fans giving the LDS a coronary in SLC
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
I do
/sick sense of humor
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Ok then different argument. The beer & food are better & more plentiful in Portland & Seattle
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
this
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I feel like Notre Dame/BYU series coming next year
Would be filled with ALL THE HONOR CODE VIOLATION posts.
(LSU fans in Salt Lake City? OH YES PLEASE)
by Bus Crasher on Jan 4, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
*says to random BYU fans "Well first you make a roux"*
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
I'm Utterly Baffled As To How We Beat These Dudes by 26
God Clemson, I just feel bad for you now.
I think the announcers are explaining things more to themselves so THEY understand, rather than the audience
because, you know, we paid attention to College Football all season
At least I have a beach.
I wonder what Dabo is going to feel like tonight

Tim Tebow made me an atheist.
by NoleMeansYes on Jan 4, 2012 11:29 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
OK...out.
Still must be coherent on the morrow.
If it gets within a TD of 100, light the Ron Prince beacon. I will awake.
by Counter Trap on Jan 4, 2012 11:29 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
boo clemson touchdowns
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Boooooooooooooooooo.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:30 PM EST reply actions
Touchdown Clemson
That’s just going to make Holgo mad.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 4, 2012 11:30 PM EST reply actions
That is the most depressed TD celebration i've ever seen.
Just nothing but sadness and depression.
That's always an awkward feeling
I remember the first home run I hit in high school we were losing 19-0. I tried very hard to look unhappy.
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"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."
by whiskey_soup on Jan 4, 2012 11:30 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
Man, Clemson totally folded after that 99 yard fumble return.
It was a competitive game up to that point then that play happened and Clemson has spent the rest of the game crapping themselves.
In fairness, that was the most backbreaking play I have ever seen.
Far worse than, say, a 100 yard pick-six for some reason.
Thanks for clearing it up. I saw a close score then turned back to massacre
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Hahahahha!
2 point unversion.
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
put the starters back in Holgo!
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
yay!
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
The chart says go for 2 when your'e 7 scores behind.
Because, 7 two point conversions is like an extra TD.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 4, 2012 11:31 PM EST reply actions
that's about a sixth of a percent, FWIW
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"I think West Virginia could flourish in any conference. They have a great...tradition. Footbaw."
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:32 PM EST reply actions
It would amuse me if TCU or WVU wins the Big 12 their first year
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Announcers don't give a fuck.
I don’t blame them.
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
unless the colts are involved
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
indeed

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Soon.
Be gentle.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
I really wish you guys were playing someone else.
I want the Lions to go deep in the playoffs. And they will. But not this year.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
This year is house money, as far as I'm concerned.
I was expecting maybe 8-8 this year and 10-6 next year; things are running ahead of schedule.
I thought maybe the Lions could keep pace in a shootout…but then getting torched by the Packers’ second string seemed to suggest otherwise. Brees might put up 70.
There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon
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"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."
by whiskey_soup on Jan 4, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is that... Matt Stafford?
That woman must be 9 feet tall.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Shark!
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
moar

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."
by whiskey_soup on Jan 4, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, no, yes, no, maybe
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
Well he can go back to 10-7 hell if he wants
And no, that’s not Tuscaloosa
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
One of the great Big East villains.
I shall miss him.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck you there's nothing wrong with drinking eggnog and bourbon alone and after christmas and alone
Sposed to be SEC
Not alone-
here, with us
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Shift-A
Did I miss the part where Holgo set up a matching grant for every “Fuck Clemson” donated by an EDSBS commenter?
by Prince_Lightfoot on Jan 4, 2012 11:35 PM EST reply actions
I would like to know how many times "Fuck Clemson"
or some derivation thereof has appeared, tonight.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
A historic night....
Where “Fuck Clemson” became more overused than “derp”
by Statesboro Blues on Jan 4, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
So Cotton Bowl is Friday. Got the Compass & GoDaddy Bowls I think this weekend
Plus NFL playoffs.
Good weekend is good.
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Don't forget the FCS championship.
/ducks
by Statesboro Blues on Jan 4, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
Good point.
So Bowls, FCS & NFL playoffs
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Ugggghhh, don't remind me.
I’m still pissed about that.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
Got it! George Lowe, the voice of Space Ghost!
/Space Ghost Coast to Coast
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 4, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
Chances of anti-BCS crowd forgetting the other decent games
And focusing exclusively on the Orange Bowl to prove a point? Pretty good I’d say
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
Switchfoot, Train, Goo Goo Dolls.
I guess you can’t say the Orange Bowl didn’t go full queefcore.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:37 PM EST reply actions
West Virginia's provided more than enough air tonight though.
"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."
by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Can't do it anymore, folks.
G’night.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
But 100 is still possible
I’ll give up when it’s not, since I’d be pissed to wake up tomorrow having missed that. And I have no faith in Holgo’s mercy.
Mysterious Island remake. I'm there
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
/The Rock'd
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
I like his movies. If it doesn't totally stomp all over the novel or original 60s film, I'll be happy
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Past my bedtime, monsters.
Fuck Clemson.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I'm staying up tp savor the fuck clemson. Thank you Holgo.
PLEASE score 2 or 3 more TDs
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Face cake!
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 4, 2012 11:43 PM EST reply actions
Again, the brunette that says "leftover cake"...would
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
the redhead, too
but that would be a hatefuck.
"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."
by whiskey_soup on Jan 4, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Screw this, I'm going to go watch Battlestar Galactica.
I’m loving the game, but Adama is much more fun to watch than these three fill an entire quarter with nonsense.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 4, 2012 11:44 PM EST reply actions
TAJH BOYD: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND HOLGY RIGHT ROUND
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Holgo isn't letting Dabo out of that pit anytime soon.....

by Statesboro Blues on Jan 4, 2012 11:46 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
It lets the ball in the endzone or it gets the hose again?
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
by Stubob72556 on Jan 4, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YES!
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
WVU gets a pick
March to 70 begins!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:47 PM EST reply actions
good...now M0AR POINTZ
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Haha
Coordinators talking to their players like it even matters
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:48 PM EST reply actions
Goddamnit I have creepy friends
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 11:48 PM EST reply actions
Storytime?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 4, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
Not so much a story
But one of my friends added a girl I had on Facebook and now has gone through all her recent albums and liked the ones that she was showing cleavage.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
Well. That's Stubob creepy.
Oh hi, Stubob!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 4, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
Pictured: Stubob's roof

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
yup, that's creepy
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
And no...I was not going through looking at her cleavage pics....
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
Hellbeast is going to be pissssssssed.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
nah. she hates that friend. actually, she hates everyone
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
Everything stubob. Everything
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
Uhh, Clemson has scored less points than Towson basketball tonight
Which normally is normal, but Towson only scored 27. That and they’ve allowed more points than Towson.
http://scores.espn.go.com/ncb/recap?gameId=320042182
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Well, in other news, Carlos Zambrano will play for Ozzie Guillen next season...
What could possibly go wrong?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
I foresee respectful sharing of opinions.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ah, like you in a room with NDNation's finest?
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
by cmill126 on Jan 4, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Exactly.
Perfectly cordial disagreement.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
Chairfights in the locker room
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
razors in the shoes
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
this game

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."
by whiskey_soup on Jan 4, 2012 11:51 PM EST reply actions 13 recs
Rec
Clemson is still top 5 next year
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Take me home country roads
West Virginia is as good as 3-0 in BCS bowls. The ACC is 2-15 in BCS bowls. One of those wins was against something named ‘Cincinnati.’ After 40 years of the ACC rejecting us our attempts to join it, this is the most cathartic experience I can imagine.
by better red on Jan 4, 2012 11:53 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
ACC also lost to Kansas, Louisville, and Iowa in BCS bowls
That’s depressing
by Bus Crasher on Jan 4, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
*will gladly never play West Virginia*
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
We hit 1000 again
Lasted a quarter and five minutes in a blowout.
New thread?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
It was just one up when I first posted
I must fail at this.
by Narrow Right on Jan 5, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
Come on, Holgo, get us 70!
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:55 PM EST reply actions
take me home! 70 points!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
In honor of the BCS Championship game
Here’s a little trivia for you: What’s the lowest scoring BCS championship game in history?
OU FSU 2001
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
2005 Orange Bowl.
0-0.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
nice!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
Trololololol
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
There was an empty already.
DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
Nice
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
try again
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/4/2683540/well-we-did-beat-wfnva-this-fall
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Please tell me those are WVU fans chanting "ACC" derisively
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
They will fit right in, in the Big XII.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 5, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
GO
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