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Clemson gon' Clemson

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A la la la la Bamba

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 4, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA

PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA
SE NECESITA
UNA POCA DE GRACIA

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 4, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to translate this into Russian to make it the worst song ever.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Challenge accepted

Чтобы танцевать ла бамба
Чтобы танцевать ла бамба
Вам надо чуть-чуть изящество!

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Pentru a dansa Bambale

Pentru a dansa Bambale
Se nevoie
Un put,in de grat,ie

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I would just go with

Chtob’ tantesvat’. I’m pretty sure it would be shchov tantsyuvaty la bamba in Ukrainian.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

It's an "it exists but no one cares" kind of thing.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

All we need is Phocion and that Oregon fan to corroborate

“Where did you get this translation?
Uhhhhh….some guys on a college football blog who seem to speak Russian said that was correct”

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Союз нерушимый республик свободных

Сплотила навеки Великая Русь!
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 4, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Soon!

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

Well this is fun, no?

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

Wait, did they just tackle Obie?

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Jan 4, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

That's not frightening at all

/checks all corners in dark room for giant orange kings

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 4, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

THEY'RE NOT FURRIES THEY'RE AN AWARD WINNING ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Stubob

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok who would host the Stubobbies?

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

i feel like saddle shoes should be involved, and of course SG

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Furreners

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Is that French?

Oh dude, that reminds me, there was a this hot Canadian professor at a conference one time…

/cool story, fratbro

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Not that kind of conference.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

European?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

jesus I had to ask....

are these real bloggers' posts?

by BoKno on Jan 4, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

You'd think she was furry

But nope, those are just her legs, and she’s just French Canadian

by emc503 on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No, furries

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, never.

Say, what’s Colt Brennan up to these days?

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Brendan Gibbons picked up the teeth and pressure-ground them into diamonds, which he presented to the finest of dark-haired ladies the city of Ann Arbor has to offer.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

hmph.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

h8r.

Also why would I be sad about Okie losing? I wanted to go there when I was a little kid, but I really have 0 interest in them.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Just to depict Chloe

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Why did I GIS that?

Now I’m sad.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

SOON.

MAYBE.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

if our offense keeps leaving

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHwaitshit.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Edsall says "okie dokie"

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But they did beat UConn.

With Randy Edsall.

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

UConn sez OKIE DOKIE OKIE

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hived

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 4, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

And because I still owe this to Chloe:

Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner,
Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner,
Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner,
Boomer Sooner, O-K-U!

Oklahoma, Oklahoma,
Oklahoma, Oklahoma,
Oklahoma, Oklahoma,
Oklahoma, O-K-U!

I’m a Sooner born
And a Sooner bred,
And when I die
I’ll be Sooner dead.

Rah, Oklahoma! Rah, Oklahoma!
Rah, Oklahoma! O-K-U!

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 4, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

hater.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

as much as i hate texas

never playing you again is the best thing about leaving the big 12ish.

/unless its in a bowl game

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

...

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

kisses!

(you’re so gonna win next year!)

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Herb trollin

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 4, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

we're all singing along to Devin the Dude at this point (and cunnylinguists)

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

I have my Aesop Rock on full blast currently.

I can understand half of his raps on a good day.

"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."

by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

NONE SHALL PASS

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 4, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

no.... Wonderful

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus, Fowler kick a fan base when they're down...

“When you first get the ball and you’re down 36…”

by kadoogan on Jan 4, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

games sucks

expecting Bama LSU halftime love fest

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 4, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

Fowler trolls Train and Herbstreit in the opening

He is the most redeeming factor of espn. And Rece.

by Wes Tex on Jan 4, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

Looking at the Orange Bowl score after watching a basketball game,

I thought it was a final score and not the half time score.

Why were 2 ACC teams chosen for the BCS?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

Same blog

Hyperbole and a Half is fantastic. Alli (not our alli, I think) also originated the [insert verb here] ALL THE THINGS meme.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, not our Alli.

If only I were as awesome as that Alli.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Alli Power

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know

I feel like 7 games you can play with a brick is something you might come up with

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I have some pretty good ideas when I'm drunk.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

YES, yes you do

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was a GREAT idea to dance half naked in the mirror after that 5th Tokyo Tea

Thank God I was alone or else it would have ended up on Youtube

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Jan 4, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Like a runaway beer truck!

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

le sigh

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry Chloe

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

OU IS THE REASON FOR THE CLUB

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

it was said before that game? i had thought not

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

ah, yeah 2006. was beer truck there then?

was he beer truck then? because if no then you’re not in my club.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

i just remember him being called that IN the fiesta bowl that year

and while apt and a great play, i cried

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

One of my favorite plays ever.

Despite having no affiliation to either team in the game.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Herbstreit has been snow skiing

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 4, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

Is it time to Fuck Clemson again?

And at this point, we need to just hand LSU the title.

by Bus Crasher on Jan 4, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

Lovin it

on that note, goodnight

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Jan 4, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Clemson needs some pick me up music

may I suggest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPkhhLC1tf8

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Always rec'd

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 4, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

Reply fail. Going to bed.

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 4, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

cutting your self off after one reply fail? damn must have been a bad day

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

49-20? At the half?

WfnV gettin up in dat ass.

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Jan 4, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

Leave Thnicker bars

and garbage and spit in dat ass

by Kaline666 on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

that was Saban's gift after his 19th National Championship at bama

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Technically 18th.

The 19th occurs the same year when we have an intrasquad game for the title.

by Counter Trap on Jan 4, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Cheeezus

/right click
//save for Ole Miss season

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Aw, hamburgers.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

/leaves to buy crawfish for his trip back to school.

//listens to radio of this game
///???
////profit

Go gata!

by theologator on Jan 4, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck Clemson

Yeah we can do that.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

by dubveeyou on Jan 4, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

so....who here is going to leave just because the game is a blowout?

remember…just 3-4 more games this season

are these real bloggers' posts?

by BoKno on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

I'll stay for a bit

But unfortunately, first day back at work tomorrow.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 4, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

lucky you

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Jan 4, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

hive

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

WHY IS TRAIN ON THE TELLYVISION

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

they're the clemson of music

fuck ’em

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

just muted the television

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

OH SHIT Y'ALL

ITS THAT GOOD BAND I HEARD AT THE DENTIST OFFICE THAT ONE TIME

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, we ran out of shit to talk about, so enjoy TRAIN

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

DROPS OF JUPITER

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TRAIN SONG BESIDES ALL OF THE OTHER ONES

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

Mute the entire halftime?

Mute the entire halftime!

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 4, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

/plays boomer sooner

/plays hail to the victors
/plays tomahawk chop
/plays whatever the usc song is called

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

WAR EAGLE FLY DOWN THE FIELD

FUCK TRAIN FUCK TRAIN FUCK TRAIN

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck train?

Is the 7th Floor Crew involved?

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck Lions?

Why’s it always have to be Fuck Lions?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Grand Marques posted that questionnaire my freshman year at ichigan.

Much merriment was had at his expense.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

If that Train only know...

that they was gettin fucked on the halftime show?

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

THIIIIIIIIS IS THE ONLY SONG WE KNOW

ITS BORING AND IT’S SLOOOOOOOOOOW

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Needs more Crazy Train.

Pun, sadly, not intended.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Needz moar giant Cirque du Soleil puppets.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

and Train....*sigh

-Chris Fowler

http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 4, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

This is like Hendrix at Monterey Pop for Queefcore fans

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

don't go there... it just is not right

/Hendrix is my hero

are these real bloggers' posts?

by BoKno on Jan 4, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Just to watch him die three more times?

No thanks.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

not even close reallyhttp://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/4/2683537/clemson-gon-clemson#

i’m still pissed that him and miles were planning on doing an album and he died before it happened.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 4, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

don't know how that happened.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 4, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

TRAIN!!

OMG YOU GUYS, THEY ARE SO GOOD

Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter

by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

Damn my broken remote.

I’m too lazy to walk up to the TV and turn the volume to zero.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

somewhere, she is burning a couch

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

its not working

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this your opinion on Train?

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm out, time to go sulk over loss in hoopty squeak

If the football team plays like this on Friday, don’t watch the Cotton Bowl.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

Just for men hair club

Does not look like your natural hair.

by Wes Tex on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

I like how par tof the Rose Bowl contract states:

that part of the half time show must have the marching bands from the two schools in the game. Clemson and WVU bands would be tons better than this.

by orangemocha on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

Agreed!

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Things I learned at the Rose Bowl:

Wisconsin’s band is fucking enormous
Nike does not have the same dedication to cool shit on band uniforms as it does on football ones

by bruinM on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

hippest band at the parade was from japan

check them out! Big image

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

MOM! TRAIN SAID DAMN!

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

YESSSSS

WHO HATES IOWA?
WE HATE IOWA!
WHO HATES IOWA?
WE HATE IOWA!
WHO HATES IOWA?
WE HATE IOWA!
WHO HATES IOWA?
WE HATE IOWA!

by Erik T on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

I see what you did there.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay fuck this

I’d rather listen to the SS Enterprise idle for 24 hourse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPoqNeR3_UA

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

SAVE ME SAN FRANCISCO

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

I hope he closes with Sweet Caroline

That was my favorite song of his.

Bum Bum Buum!

by Ardbeg on Jan 4, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

Just put the child to sleep

Poured myself a Kraken

Sat down to watch what was left of the ballg…OH THE HUMANITY!

by BroccoliD on Jan 4, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

What the fuck is the point of this shit?

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Jan 4, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

49 points in the first half.

That’s more points than the Gators scored in the entire month of October.

/cries

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 4, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

Snarky Fowler is snarky.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

He's a little spicy tonight

Can totally imagine him taking nips off a good Zin between halves

by Wes Tex on Jan 4, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

/plays sandstorm

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

So, basically, Clemson landed on Chance Time and got their star stolen by WVU

And then WVU proceeded to pull out a couple of Plunder Chests, steal all of Clemson’s Golden Mushrooms, and then roll 10s on all the extra dice granted.

by Synaesthesia on Jan 4, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, it's not all bad for everyone at Clemson

Cause 8-Ball’s gonna be high on whatever drug he wants from the Miami red-light district after the game and will totally forget this game ever happened

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 4, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

come here clemson

‘cuz I’m gonna grape ya in the mouth!!!!

grapefruit moon, one star shining, can't turn back the tide...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 4, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

BIG BEAST REFS!

And to think, none of them are Burr or Higgins

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 4, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

ow ow ow bounceyhoops get it out

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

You're taking superiority with the shitty fucking Orange Bowl matchup

Come the fuck on. One of these games actually matters. And it’s not the one in Miami.

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Captain No Fun, reporting for duty

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

It’s the game involving Providence.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 4, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

No, you see

That game actually counts for something.

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's the thing, Nick

You’re on a college football blog, telling people they shouldn’t care more about a college football game than a college basketball game

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Here's the other thing, Nick

You get outraged at so much, no one can tell when you’re being serious

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm very serious about very little

If its in caps I’m probably not serious about it.

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

"Fucking Dunk Center" sounds like a great Wilt Chamberlain biography.

"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."

by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

A question about jerseys

Switching to the Iowa-Minnesota game reminded me of this question.

In football, the home jersey is a color and away is white. In basketball it’s the reverse. Why is that?

by Narrow Right on Jan 4, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

Magnets.

Actually I have no idea. Hockey is the same as basketball.

by Erik T on Jan 4, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Pfft, I say

White at home should be good enough for all sports.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 4, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

The navy jerseys are interesting

Although “cursed” like Notre Dame green, if I remember correctly

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

When I think of the navy jerseys

I think of the ’08 Peach Bowl. So…yeah.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 4, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Generally it is that way.

I think the more specific rule in football is something like “Home team has choice but must give reasonable notice”

I think basketball has dark/light as a rule.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 4, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like basketball is a little more flexible.

Michigan frequently wears maize both at home and on the road, and I feel like I’ve seen other color vs. color matchups much more in basketball.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

We have white jerseys and blue jerseys that we wear as well.

But I think the maize is the “big game” jersey regardless of location.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Football is more flexible...think about the uniforms this year...

Though basketball has exceptions. Seems basketball follows the rule in this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_(sports)

Apparently it had to do with the visiting team not having access to washing machines, so they wore darker colors

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 4, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

There's logic to the Cowboys, actually

When they founded the franchise, they realized if they didn’t wear white at home, fans would only see blue jerseys (the Cowboys) and white jerseys (the road teams) but the other way, fans get to see everyone else’s colors.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, Dallas is ball-sweat hot for August, September, and at least half of October.

So wearing white at home was a competitive advantage

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I know that the away team has to grant permission if the home team wants to wear white

I have an irrational dislike of Jim Grobe for this very reason.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 4, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Baseball has whites for home, colors for away.

Though that’s basically been ignored the last 10-15 years or so.(Ignoring the blue jersey era)

Also, used to be the team name on the jersey at home, and the city name on the road.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The rule is that road team has white.

LSU petitioned to change the rule and it became “home team can wear white if the road team agrees.” Every now and then someone will refuse and they make a big deal out of it.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 4, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa, it's still called Sun Life Stadium?

This has to be some sort of record.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 4, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

Just turned game on (had class and kidlet bedtime.)

Clemson gonna Clemson, huh?

Also, the wife is shopping for full-size bunk beds. For OUR room.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 10:50 PM EST reply actions  

What? Why?

Did you marry an eight year old?

by Mango Stasi on Jan 4, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I really need to check Hyperbole and a Half more often for gems like this

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

The one where she was depressed for no reason and tried to berate herself out of said funk

Only she ran out of legitimate insults eventually and just started yelling nonsensical things at herself

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, look!

It’s the past month for me!

by emc503 on Jan 4, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

/smashes worlds smallest violin, feels better yet.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 4, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

/gets money back from paypal for world's smallest violin

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

She needs to hurry up and finish her book.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

cosigned

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 4, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

what is me on a weeknight, alex?

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Jan 4, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

she's a fox

If she we French, she’d be called Le Renard and hunted with only her cunning to defend her.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

if she were a president

she’s be baberaham lincoln

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

In Latin she'd be

Babia Majora

/or something like that; forgot the exact quote.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Zis little love bundle.

Now she is seeking for us a trysting place. Touching, is it not? Come, my little peanut of brittle. I will help you. Wait for me. Wait.

by Salt on Jan 4, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

sigh

K-State track and cross-country team had some very nice young ladies while I was in school. Smart, personable and athletic.

/cursesshyness.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Anybody see Urbandictionary.com's new entry for Hippocampus? on FB today?

“Any university in Alabama, Mississippi, or Tennessee, where on average over 30% of the students are morbidly obese”

by BroccoliD on Jan 4, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

yes that was hilarious

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Highly inaccurate though.

"Lattimore, as the kids can say, can ball, and sometimes does it to the extent one might say [he] is out of control in his balling." - Spencer Hall

by GwinnettGamecock on Jan 5, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

"what'd i tell you bitches?!?"

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."

by whiskey_soup on Jan 4, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Wait.

I thought we established that Clemson was getting the ball to start the half?

by Erik T on Jan 4, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, now Jon Gruden can fuck up my Wednesday nights too.

"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."

by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

I'll take them in the booth.

"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."

by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Train in the booth?

MUSICAL COMMENTARY.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

"Tell me, did the 'Neers sweep you off your feet?"

"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."

by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Again

It could be worse, it could be Ashlee Simpson

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Good thing

Clemson is sticking with the “fuck Clemson” approach that worked so well in the first half.

Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter

by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 4, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

yes, yes it is

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

This is just awesome.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

I think the biggest comeback in D1 history was 35 points

let’s just say it’s unlikely

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

That's good on Sundays

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

DAMN YOU TED ROOF

We can still blame him for this, right

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

how the fuck a defense be worse than baylor's?

#SOUR

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 4, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

Awesome.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

there is something IN THE AIR TONIGHT

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Doorknob.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Phil Collins?

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

So fitting.

The shirt, that is. Also the picture.

by Salt on Jan 4, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Clemson's defensive staff is about to get Washington'd.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

Good evening everybody, I noticed Clemson is getting fucked hard

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

we have a winner!

i am not able to top that

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Proud to green

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 4, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Offense.

You want it, you got it.

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

Much in the same way that

Vandy and Kentucky fans are forced to hear Rocky Top in their (our) sleep.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

The MNF guys are just giggling at all of this.

How wonderful.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

They're used to shitty football from that stadium.

"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."

by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

They'll hang 70.

Holgo Badger don’t give a shit.

"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."

by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 PM EST reply actions  

RUFKMe?

Awkward commentators during blowout theatre is perhaps the only thing left worth watching

/no other games to cut away to

by BroccoliD on Jan 4, 2012 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

let's go Holgo: I want triple digits

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

so much this

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."

by whiskey_soup on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

if clemson can score some points he'll have an excuse to keep scoring

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 4, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

DANCING TOSTITOS! DRINK

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

YOURE A FUNNY BAG

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

TWSS

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Paul Johnson?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Nick Saban

/taking candy from a baby

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

that sounds like a larf

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 4, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey lady,

No one likes you

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 4, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I would have smacked the shit out of her

But I’m a lady so I could probably get away with it.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

the best part is the reaction from the little girl

It’s less “I’m sad” than, “Are you kidding me? Aren’t you, like, an adult?”

by Ardbeg on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't.

Your hands are too small and weak. We need professionals to handle this.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

My wife is still on probation

But I’ll let you know when we’re in the clear

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

1 year probation

We’re nearing the end of it, I think.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

YES

If I were a local prosecutor I’d charge her with every conceivable offense I could find

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 4, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I meant more social punishment

As a prosecutor, I’m not a fan of using laws to prosecute people we don’t like that otherwise wouldn’t be. But public shaming? Loss of friends, social status, and career opportunities? I like these things.

by Ardbeg on Jan 4, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

You and your ethics

I GOT A GOOD SCORE ON THE MPRE YOU KNOW THAT MEANS I’M A GOOD GUY

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 4, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I failed the first time

true story. Jesus, he did not write the MPRE.

by Ardbeg on Jan 4, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

No you didn't

wait till I tell Above The Law about this

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 4, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Yeah, I took it cold (other than having slept through professional responsibility class) and sick with the flu and got a 74. Good enough in most states, but one point short in my first state of practice. I took it again after < one day of study and got like 110 . It’s not a hard test, but it is fail-able.

by Ardbeg on Jan 4, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh.

I’d better not fail the first time, as through a non-hilarious series of events, I’ve got only one shot before the bar exam.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 4, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't even realize my score was failing

So when the bar results came out, I had an asterisk next to my name. I think 100 people called/emailed me to ask what that was about. Luckily, there was an MPRE about a week later, so I was still all good before the swearing in ceremony.

by Ardbeg on Jan 4, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

/wraps third porsche around tree

//hits on paralegal

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

///impregnates client

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

////buys for coke with money from trust account

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

State Bar uses "Slap on the Wrist"

It’s not very effective

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 4, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

State Bar says "Go Directly to Jail"

Do not pass GO. Do not claim as billable hours.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 4, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

State supreme court uses "disbar"

It’s not very effective…

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

If legal ethics taught me anything

It’s that disbarment appears to do f***-all when it comes to punishing attorney wrongdoers…just like every other punishment doled out.

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 4, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

/claims as billable hours against indigent client

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS GUY

understands what it TAKES to SUCCEED in the LEGAL PROFESSION

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 4, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

/gets lien against indigent client

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Good, gooooood

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 4, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I had a case where the opposing attorney's billables were mistakenly put in the record

She billed (and was approved for) more on that case (in which I was the only attorney against her) than I made that year, including benefits, working dozens of similar cases. Needless to say, I was not amused. And given the quality of her work product, I thought she was either full of shit or the worst attorney I have ever faced.

by Ardbeg on Jan 4, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

/promoted to partner

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I should say, worst I HAD faced at that time

The guy who attached a 15 page Statement Regarding Oral Argument to his 4 page brief ranks up there.

Also the guy who raised 7 issues in his brief but DIDN’T raise the only issue that was actually preserved for appellate review (in which the court, over objection, allowed a police officer to testify about an accomplice’s statements regarding the defendant’s culpability in detail).

by Ardbeg on Jan 4, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

both true, both glorious

The statement regarding oral argument was taped to my door (ALL FIFTEEN FUCKING PAGES) for months afterwards. I can’t do it justice. Imagine if 8-Ball was your lawyer. Now imagine you wished 8-Ball was your lawyer.

The other one was not as bad as it sounds, he probably would have lost even if he had raised it, since it was kinda invited error. But at least it was preserved, unlike what he did raise. As in, at least the court would have had to talk about it.

by Ardbeg on Jan 4, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you play QB for UCLA?

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

[or Purdue?]

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright armchair quarterbacks

How do you motivate your offense to try when they know they’ll lose even if they score 7 straight TDs?

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 4, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

Scream to a near-aneurysm?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

the tebow technique

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

You bite your tongue

Or El Churro punches your brother

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 4, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK CLEMSON, so

no, I don’t.

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

threaten to make them go to class

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I shall demonstrate with a visual.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Lovely!

"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."

by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

The single greatest half-time speech I ever received was when we were down 35 at half

“Chicks don’t fuck losers”

We won by 14

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

See? This is why you're a role model

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

The mind of a 16 year old boy is not a complex thing

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

so..... explain high school

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you get laid?

Then you weren’t a loser.

If you didn’t, then you were a loser, sorry you had to find out this way

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean girls hooked up with losers all the time!

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Note:

“Loser” in high school is totally different from loser in real life. “Loser” in high school generally means “$Texas rich IRL”

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

They were friends of mine. also totally losers.

I really do think it’s the long hair.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

my definition of loser was: not an athlete and not going to college

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I guess I was a loser in high school.

I’m going to go sulk in the corner, now. Furk.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

probably this, actually

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

but everyone fucks clemson

so not sure that motivation works here

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think that type of fucking is what Clemson's players want...

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

At halftime, it was "Howard's Cock" speech by Clemson.

"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."

by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Homecoming, right?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

We had a similar speech given to us...

“You know all those girls you invited to the game, and to the dance tomorrow? They’ll be polite and NEVER talk to your stupid asses again if you lose this.”

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

So does Holgo put in the second string

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

If this was the championship game would Clemson be playing better?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

I don't believe what I'm seeing.

It’s like Christmas has come twice in three weeks!

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 4, 2012 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

lol postdoc

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

It should be noted (if it hasn't been already) that Tessitore is calling this game on the radio

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 4, 2012 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

So...ACC deserved to have two teams in BCS? Truffle and I will sit over here bitching...

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

/sugar bowl has 12K empty seats...

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY
/sugar bowl has 12 20k empty seats…

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Even some of the seats that had people in them were still empty

Guy in front of me was ASLEEP.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

lulz.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't entirely blame him.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

The Va Tech fans behind me were lovely, gracious, funny, personable

The Michigan fans in front of me were drunk. And asleep.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Sigh.

I hate stereotypes when they’re right.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

/sugar bowl has 12K empty seats...

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

appropriate picture


is appropriate.

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."

by whiskey_soup on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

Wait, what?

His diaper need changing or something?

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

HOW DO THEY HAVE THE BALL BACK ALREADY?

I’m working on a project away from my TV. I hear TOUCHDOWN. I go back and they’re on OFFENSE AGAIN.

"The Bear will not quit, the Bear will not die." -Joe Kapp

by Whohah on Jan 4, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

"That kid is BACK on the ESCALATOR!"

"The Bear will not quit, the Bear will not die." -Joe Kapp

by Whohah on Jan 4, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

A schooner is a sailboat!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, while I caught up on the board, they scored again?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 4, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions  

Probably

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 4, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Withholding comment on the license plate.

But that’s a beautiful car, pretty much identical to the one I used to have.

RIP.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

This one's a size smaller and less floaty.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I have one. they are fun

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

What year?

We’ve had a few in the family.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

85 500SEL

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I meant land yacht not lincoln town car

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Noted.

And that sounds like fun – the quintessential “built like a German bank vault” Benz.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

you don't feel any bumps in the road because you're basically driving a steamroller

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

please think of the children, holgo

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

KILL THE CLEMSON.

BASH IT’S HEAD. SLIT IT’S THROAT.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 4, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

What is best in life Holgo?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

MOAR POINTS MOAR POINTS

GO FOR TWO

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

L.O.L.

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

Oh shit son,

your ankles are fucking broken.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

TD WfV

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

100!

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow

Clemson. You are so bad. So so bad.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

Does Clemson even know about the thing they call Defense?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

63 points and halfway through the 3rd quarter.

Itsbeautiful.jpg

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

Who said 70 at the end of the third?

I think that was low.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

I demand triple digits.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

YAIS

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I fully support this

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 4, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmmmmyais.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

Eighty? Is it possible?

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

With about 24 minutes left?

You bet your ass it is.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter

by The Missing T on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

it is likely

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

if Holgo wants it

Hard to believe he would do that, but it would be pretty funny

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 4, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Clemson didn't Clemson it up in the ACC Championship

So they had to triple the Clemsoning tonight to make up for it

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

dabo: first coach to be fired after a conference championship and BCS bowl?

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

nah Bob Stoops still has his gig

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 4, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Jim Tressel had that record back in April.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

....

/Ralph Wiggum Focus Group Crying.gif

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Run it up Holgo.

You’re already our hero. You get drunj and are at least close to the Mike Leach Official Offense of EDSBS™.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

this is real football y'all

this is what LSU Bama wished it could’ve been

grapefruit moon, one star shining, can't turn back the tide...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

Orange Bowl record

Overall combined bowl record is 125, I think

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

LET'S GO WEST VIRGINIA, HANG A C-NOTE

THIS IS FOR THE LAST SHRED OF PRIDE THE BIG EAST CAN FUCKING SCROUNGE UP!

Also happy to know now that WVU probably underperformed for half the fucking year.

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

Reminder:

Awbren and the Dabos in the Georgia Dome in just over seven months.

by Counter Trap on Jan 4, 2012 11:08 PM EST reply actions  

Dabo may not be there at this rate

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully we have a good DC next year.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

all the derps will be herped

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Jan 4, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

the fuck is this?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Please don't put Serena in my FOOTBAW

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 4, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

she gave the trollingest interview the other day

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, Clemson, but Allstate can't protect you from mayhem like this.

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Jan 4, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

I think Holgo should chug a beer each time WVU scores.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

or a jager-bomb

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

SHITE...

Serena looked like she went all Theisman there

by SamWalkerOBX on Jan 4, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

Points per minute this game: 2.31

"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."

by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

Guess what?

We still get an autobid to a BCS bowl next year!

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 4, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

and maybe Duke will get the bid!

drowns self in bleach

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

when will Tirico, Jaws and Gruden start a drinking game?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 4, 2012 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

they already did

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

what was the over in this game? has WVU hit it?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

Don't Punt, Clemson

you just give HOLGO more yards that way.

Weoejuwejhdjwe!
Twitter

by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jan 4, 2012 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

rec

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 4, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Green'd

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

yup

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Jan 4, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Wunderbar.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh dear.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

you cannot punt here.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 4, 2012 11:13 PM EST reply actions  

It's frankly over already.

I tend to be most hateful of quitting, but damn.

by Erik T on Jan 4, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

i know it's a blowout and you're not just going to go on every 4th down

but 4th and 5 on the other side of the 50, fuckin a, grow a pair

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 4, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Note to Clemson

Nailing the pun close to the end zone is only daring Holgo to score more.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:13 PM EST reply actions  

THEY HAVE LESS THAN 500 TOTAL YARDS.

"The Bear will not quit, the Bear will not die." -Joe Kapp

by Whohah on Jan 4, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Nailing the pun?

Its the lesser of two weevils!

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Never been to the Orange Bowl

but it looks like the stadium is way outside of the city.

by bevonyc on Jan 4, 2012 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

miles

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 4, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

DR PEPPER

NO REAL ACTION MOVIE HAS A CLIP OF SOMEONE PUTTING ON A SEAT BELT

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

Russia?

The twitter
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by Londonjoe on Jan 4, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Kyle Manard, I believe his name is.

Spelling possibly wrong. Saw something on channel 5 in Atlanta the other day where he was hiking up Stone Mountain on some special “shoes” for his four nubs. Plans on (or may already have) hiking Kilimanjaro. Got to give him props for what all he’s trying to do.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, Obie!

Otto’s redneck Florida cousin

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

He's already been tackled by WVU

And puked afterward

In other words, if WVU and Cuse are still in the Big East next year, Otto’s out for blood

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 4, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Thought Otto Did his Blood Orange thing

to WFV on October 21.

Forever LSU, 'cause that's how we roll.

by Studley on Jan 4, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I am out. Night all

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 4, 2012 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

Tackle for loss sighted

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by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

I own five of the little bastards

Love them all

Laugh my fucking ass off when one of them falls off the furniture.

by Guynemer on Jan 4, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

MIKEY WANT WAVY TAIL!!!!!!!!

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by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

BAWWW

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by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

it's 8ball as a kitten

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Jan 4, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

MORGAN NEWTON NO

YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR PROBABLY AT LEAST SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR THINK OF THE CHILDREN I GUESS? LET’S GO WITH THINK OF THE CHILDREN

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Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 4, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Send not to know

For whom Clemson is fucked
Clemson is fucked for thee.

by Guynemer on Jan 4, 2012 11:17 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

DEFENSE SIGHTED

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:18 PM EST reply actions  

Clemson uses Defense

It’s somewhat effective.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 11:18 PM EST reply actions  

remember when clemson was winning this game?

good times

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Jan 4, 2012 11:18 PM EST reply actions  

Malcolm Gladwell on this game:

“I mean how ironic that in the total cosmic scheme of things that the team with the hued jerseys that share a name with this very game would be suffering destruction at the hands of the “Mountaineers”. One would think that in order to give the color ‘orange’ a magnanimous, sort of, warrior characteristic that would play a moderately competitive game, but alas, their fate is more akin to Custer’s Last Stand than that of a tiger. I would dare say they have managed to ashame an entire portion of the color spectrum; I was pondering wearing an orange shirt tomorrow to work tomorrow, but I don’t want to associated with being timid and completely unable to stop a Big East offense.

Fuck Clemson."

"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."

by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 11:19 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Thank you.

“Did you notice I used the word tomorrow twice in the same sentence? 99% of people do not.”

"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."

by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Not even Homer Jordan

can save them now.

Forever LSU, 'cause that's how we roll.

by Studley on Jan 4, 2012 11:19 PM EST reply actions  

confusing lisa salters and the FLOTUS

dear god

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Jan 4, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

Clemson uses BLOCKING.

It’s not really all that effective

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 11:21 PM EST reply actions  

Ducked off to play Arkahm City for a minute

Miss anything in the game?

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 4, 2012 11:21 PM EST reply actions  

murder death kill

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Jan 4, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

metric shitton of points

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

ALL THE PERSONAL FOULS

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:22 PM EST reply actions  

Things I apparently should have done with my life instead of go to law school:

go to vet school in St. Kitts. It’s purdy there.

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by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 11:22 PM EST reply actions  

I didn't know they had a vet school.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

A friend of mine just started there and posted a bunch of pics.

Looks like a decent way to spend 4 years.

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by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Gas is one thing.

Transplant organs are quite another.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I was advised against vet school.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

To be honest, I'm pretty sure being a vet would make me hate my hobby.

Although I briefly considered specializing in veterinary eye care after working on drug-delivery contact lenses for horses in undergrad.

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by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Chemical engineering.

The professor I researched for was pretty badass. When, at some point in the future, various eye drops are replaced by contact lenses with controlled release of the drug, you can thank Dr. Mark Byrne of Auburn.

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by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOO CHEMISTS

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Just drink, it makes more sense

I also have to ask you because you typically bring up the Byzantine/Eastern Orthodox faith/history, was that a major of yours?

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by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Arrow pushing and alcohol?

/notsureifserious.jpg

Not my focus, but I’ve studied a fair bit of Eastern European history and speak Russian.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

That's how I survived OChem (also, no sleep whatsoever)

/ALLTHEPHYSICALANDBIOCHEM

and

okay, that’s why. I’m kinda stoked to always see some Eastern Stuff on here.

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by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

that is so cool.

i am materials science, and took a biomaterials class last semester. i always thought prosthetics were cool but i really enjoyed everything else (stuff like drug delivery) a lot more. part of me still really wants to go into the biomed industry but i feel like it’s super competitive. it just seems super rewarding.

by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I never took an English class in college

and graduated having written a grand total of 45 pages of papers, 30 of which was my senior exercise in mathematics

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by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep- AP credits got me out of a lot of that.

French and Latin got rid of most of the other requirements, a poli sci class was 2 five pagers, and a history seminar was one other five pager.

Now, ALL THE PROBLEM SETS, however

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a blast-

especially since it was intro Latin, and I took three years’ worth at my old school Catholic HS

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by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

/wrote 70 pages this last week

and that was a holiday week, which I mostly spent on here

by Ardbeg on Jan 4, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

But that's a lot of boilerplate, right?

It’s not like you’re writing original essays every day

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd say 55+ of that was original, actually

It was a tough week, especially since it was only 4 days and a holiday. But I’m barely working this week at all (that is, I could, but there’s no urgency since the deadlines are weeks away). That’s how it is sometimes. I’ve written 100 pages in a week before that was almost all original and every page better than my thesis. I look back on college and realize what a wimp I was.

by Ardbeg on Jan 4, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Never took English? And 30 was?

YA DON SAY

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 4, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

The 30 was an explanation of terms and a proof that

an odd triperfect number must have at least 11 distinct prime factors.

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

4s on AP Lit and AP Lang took care of that.

As well as a KAP class that I could move into an English credit :-)

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by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

it goes both ways. during finals i was freaking out over a class on fairytales.

i regretted not taking it pass/fail, then regretted it even more when i realized taking it graded kept me off deans list. goddamnit.

by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

You could have had your name in 5-point font in the Michigan Daily!

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Then pat yourself on the back and say "I did well at the things I'm actually going to use and I'll never need to analyze a fairy tale again."

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

to be fair, my roommate took it and had a different professor

whose requirements were like, write a fairytale, a few quizzes, 3 page comparative paper, no final. apparently my professor didn’t like the idea of writing fairytales so i had 40% of my grade being based on an essay exam. GIVE ME A CALCULATOR PLEASE

by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

/raeg

/friends get 4.0s from classes
//raeg

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone put it the best

“These classes were the hardest to do because there was no way to prove anything. Then I realize these classes were the easiest to do because there was no way to prove anything.”

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

But if you can't prove it, you shouldn't bother writing it...

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

You sound much like one of my friends' dad, a lawyer, who often says

“The law is just the starting point of negotiation.”

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Fun classes are the ones that allow you to argue either side.

Having to write the papers … not so much fun.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

many people do not realize this

then again, kenyon’s version of a composition course was basically the application essay, so we didn’t need to be taught this.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Only if they're backed up with ANCEDOTAL EVIDENCE

based on OBSERVATION

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by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

went the opposite way where i went

there was a “science for humanities kids” course that was actually called “Good Nukes, Bad Nukes”

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you look at "Surprises at Infinity,"

or as the math majors called it, “Math for Poets”?

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by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

haha, maybe i should have

i’m like bizarro you – i got a 5 on the AP calc test pretty much didn’t have to take a math course. took calc b just to pad the gpa

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

Some of my best grades have been from College of Arts and Science classes like that (as opposed to the School of Engineering and Applied Science)

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by wahoocrew on Jan 4, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

i have taken the majority of my HU/SS requirements pass/fail because i'm lazy

my curves for my engineering classes were actually not GPA deflating. i didn’t think a B+ in my humanities would hurt but it somehow did.

by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

of course this semester my professors don't seem so kind

average curved to B-/C+
goddamnit is this freshman year again? plz don’t try to weed me out?

by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a hell of a curve

/grade inflation, u mad?
//still has mediocre GPA, purp

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

i mean it was standard freshman/sophomore year for intro classes

my classes last semester were call curved to high B’s. then again a meche told me my major is easy, maybe that’s what he was talking about.

by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I am struggling to get a 2.4 GPA

EE at UVA is hard, yo

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by wahoocrew on Jan 5, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Good teachers and it is not that bad.

The hard part is making it through the math classes.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 5, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

More competitive application process than med school

All of the stress of learning, none of the acclaim, none of the income.

by Salt on Jan 4, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

On a large scale, it's still true.

But depending on your field and geography, you can make a decent salary (but often with bad hours)

by Salt on Jan 4, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to say no

Median annual wages of veterinarians were $79,050 in May 2008. The middle 50 percent earned between $61,370 and $104,110. The lowest 10 percent earned less than $46,610, and the highest 10 percent earned more than $143,660.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 4, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

I’ve talked with some vet students who were taking out loans for the entire 4 years for out of state tuition. It was not a small amount, think it was about $160,000 or so.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that is living wage in HI.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

living wage is the term for 'basic living'

I applied for a job in HI and told them I would need to make double my mainland salary to have the same standard of living. They declined to interview me.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

What is included in "basic living"?

I don’t know your salary, but we get a cost of living allowance here (military) and it STILL costs more here than it did in Japan.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 4, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Basic living aka living wage

Is essentially what it would take to live in a town comfortably. It will vary depending on the person doing the arguing.

I usually figure food, car, housing, etc.

Based on the cost of living calculators, HI is as expensive as NYC.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

They say about 65% above ave cost of living.

Never lived in NY, but it’s just crazy here. You HAVE to live by sales.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 5, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

We can mail you food if needed.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 5, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

80K is not unusual in a built-up region of the country

depends on if you own your own practice, and a lot of other things. You could easily be working a 60 hour week to make it, though.

by Salt on Jan 4, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like engineering pays better except for the high end and that would probably be management for engineers.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Median starting for BS in aero is something like 53k, I think.

That’s without threeve gorillion dollars in loans, usually.

by Erik T on Jan 4, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

5-10 years out quite a few engineers are going to be in the 80k range.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd be in better shape now if I had just used my undergrad major instead of going to law school.

/is one of like, 5% of lawyers who can say this.
//kicks dirt

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by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Many fewer vet schools in the US

On the other hand, allicolls might very well have been a Buckeye, of sorts.

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by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

If I were gonna go to vet school

I’d have gone to Auburn, LSU or (gulp) Texas A&M. Got to tour Aggy’s vet school and it is niiiiiice.

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by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually you can make great money as a Vet and people will listen because they want the pet healthy.

If I had wanted to attend I would have gotten in, but the individual giving me the advice was one to listen to.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Trust me, unless you love the job to death and it's your only wish in the whole world, you do NOT want to become a vet.

Far better off being a regular MD. It is relatively easy to make a good salary as a vet—good meaning comfortable—but the hours are long, the debt is just as high, and the likelihood of making a GREAT salary is far lower.

by Salt on Jan 4, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I know all about being a vet.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Where?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Just sayin'.

I don’t know a single vet who wouldn’t echo that advice. When they have a client who says, “Oh, my daughter/son/spawn wants to be a vet what is your advice,” they (and I) say DON’T.

by Salt on Jan 4, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Plus the job market is putrid right now.

For a supposedly “recession-proof” occupation.

by Salt on Jan 4, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Like I said I was advised not to.

Of course I also received advice not to go to law school.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

As you say about vets and others on here say about lawyerin'

The process can acquire much debt with little return. Engineering if you do it right does not acquire much debt, employers pay for advanced degrees and the money is decent.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 5, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

MS yes, less return on Ph.D.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 5, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I meant assistantships.

Paid by the school and all that.

by Erik T on Jan 5, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 5, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

My dad is one too.

Wheeeee.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Met a central Lexington horse vet?

People who work on horses worth 8 digits aren’t poor

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 4, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup.

Equine repro – terrible hours, good money.

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

From the Wikis:
Hammond earned a B.S. in animal science in 1967 from the University of Kentucky, specializing in equine genetics

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit.

They are advertising that sketchball program so aggressively on the CTA.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Lots of ads for these on the New York subways as well.

Graduates can even practice in some of the United States!

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

And on the D.C. Metro

Sketchy as heck

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 4, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Same with the T

That and all the ads for free drug therapy as part of a lab’s research

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I know a chick that went there

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Did she go to ASU for undergrad??

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Relax...I almost went to ASU for undergrad, I don't hate them that much...

Though being at the Vegas Bowl was a lot of fun

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know people who went there

Does not sound like the best way to get a passable residency

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

El Notario!

Or, since it’s you, La Notaria!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Dabo....DABO?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 11:23 PM EST reply actions  

I'm OK!

Seriously, Clemson should put Lil’ Brudder in at QB for the 4th.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Awwww

/got super dusty in the scene from Babe when the wheelchair dog got run over

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Inflicting Varsity farts on an airplane full of people?

I believe that’s outlawed by the Geneva Conventions.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

This was posted earlier today as well.

I shall now hate flying through Atlanta approximately 17.3% less.

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by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

ATL for life

Seriously, I go to any other airport and think “Where the hell are the threeve Chick-Fil-As and Krystals?”

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I HATE Hartsfield-Jackson

I chose to fly through Philadelphia over Christmas break, going from Ohio to Florida, rather than go through Atlanta

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

That's absolutely how much I hate Hartsfield-Jackson

No free wifi, threeve delays, and chairs that make my ass hurt more than other airport chairs

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

LOVE the Charlotte airport

I lived in the Gas-town for a couple years.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup

Though, in it’s defense, the half of the town I lived in had basically turned into a bedroom community for Charlotte- it was almost Belmont.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh my, no

If you stop in Gastonia off of 85, it’s just the car lots, a good BBQ place, and all the places you don’t want to be after dark

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes - and the rocking chairs are still there.

Plus, their food isn’t as crazily overpriced as most airports

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

No free wifi is rough

I will accept that as a legitimate excuse. Logan luckily is chill

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

me too

Pay a little more for a direct flight to Chicago or Detroit? Why yes, yes I will do that.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I was flying out of Ohio- weather delays were already in the hands of God.

Plane would’ve been coming from Cleveland or Chicago anyways.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Southern airports are terrible for that.

You know, like Chicago or something.

/has never seen a winter weather delay in MSP

by Erik T on Jan 4, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

At least you have options.

There are 3 direct destinations out of Mobile: Dallas, Memphis, ATL.

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by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I had to fly out of Tallahassee a bunch

You could go to Atlanta, Miami, or Charlotte

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

False.

There is only one Chick-Fil-A. This is the most common misconception about ATL.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

MEANWHILE: At the Hall of 8Ball (underneath the stadium bleachers)

I suck at writing his dialogue, fortunately most of this is other people or in his head. And I cut this down a ton.
8Ball is enjoying the finest concessions the stadium has to offer…burning the bats of the recently departed marlins which were corked with his drug of choice.


8Ball enters a dizzying haze and stumbles back out to the field only to see his beloved team losing. Through his addled brain he endevours to find a solution to this problem. Suddenly he notices a bizarre creature in the stands is flashing him.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WhAT ARE YOU!
Why, I’m your spirit animal stupid, Snuffy the crack dragon. And I’m here to help you and Dabo win this game!

Remember Dabo is at his best when someone has stolen his binkey, I say you steal it and blame it on that Elmer Fudd looking guy on the other side.
A confused 8Ball nods.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 4, 2012 11:24 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

He should be named "Junk" instead of Stuff.

"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."

by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I give up the bit for tonight

I haven’t had enough sleep to be coherent or funny

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 4, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

More

Thinking the flashing by Snuffy to be a sign, 8Ball strips down and grabs the nearest blanket by Dabo and runs away at full speed

No! Nooooooo 8Ball! why are you stealing the american flag!!!! Yells Rugrat who chases after his idol.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 4, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

for the true mustache connoseur

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 4, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Got a text from my friend

“Clemson is Clemsoning themselves”

I’ve successfully introduced EDSBS lingo into our daily vocabulary. My work is done

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Jan 4, 2012 11:24 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Good, Anakin, good.

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Could have been pass interference there, possibly

But I think even the refs said "fuck it, let’s just end this shit as soon as possible.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:24 PM EST reply actions  

I frankly think there should be a mercy rule

Down by more than 35 points at the end of 3rd quarter, you lose

by Bus Crasher on Jan 4, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I would almost agree,

yet I saw a game in 2008 where my Georgia Southern Eagles were down by almost 30 with 10 minutes to go and won the game in overtime.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

This was 2008 during the Hatch Attack era

so no triple option. It was bubble-screen heavy crappy offense.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

In ACC Atlantic

/Finishes behind Maryland and Wake Forest
/Nick’s anger rises

by Bus Crasher on Jan 4, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

You root for Syracuse

At least we’re pissed off that we suck

by bruinM on Jan 4, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Back in high school.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

you had computers in high school?

did you also have someone to polish your monocle for you?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, you mean personal computers or that computers were available?

First is a little “woah” (we had one set of laptops a teacher could rent), second isn’t that notable.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, but have you named any officials in your athletic department after a type of wine?

If not, you’ll have to step your game up.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Shift+A

Looks like Clemson player have to be PAID before they show up at the Orange Bowl.

by mnHorn on Jan 4, 2012 11:25 PM EST reply actions  

Awwww.

I am disappoint, WVU.

by Erik T on Jan 4, 2012 11:25 PM EST reply actions  

c'mon WfV reserves, we want 70 now

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:25 PM EST reply actions  

RELEVANT.

Sandra Pelton of the San Francisco Chronicle writes: “I don’t think that this legally qualifies as theatre.”

Gil Jacobs of “The New York Times” says: “An absolutely horrible show. It was opening night and two of the Goulet brothers were already using understudies.”

Diane Carbinal, “Cincinnati Dispatch”, writes: “It’s the most upsetting experience I’ve ever had in a theater. The only time the audience applauded was when I whipped a battery at the actors.”

"The Bear will not quit, the Bear will not die." -Joe Kapp

by Whohah on Jan 4, 2012 11:25 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Oh shit

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Jan 4, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

we might not reach the 80 mark

WVU has totally run out of Give a Fuck

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Jan 4, 2012 11:26 PM EST reply actions  

I hate that

As a rugby player who’s been on both sides of 75-80 point blowouts, I think the “sportsmanship code” is full of shit. Run them into the ground. Be the Napoleon to the other guy’s pre-Gniesenau Reform team

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Jan 4, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I would say take out the starters for your own sake as much as theirs

And then if they can’t stop your scrubs, their fault for sucking

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Spoken like Jimmy Johnson

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Jan 4, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

He said something to the effect of

“It’s not our fault your starters are sucking ass against our 2nd and 3rd stringers” in that legendary blowout of Notre Dame (which was Faust’s last game)

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Jan 4, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

That guy is a fucking asshole

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

But he's right

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Jan 4, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Holgo put in the backup QB

and told him to just call all the plays.

by Salt on Jan 4, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm glad I watched Iowa basketball for a change

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 11:26 PM EST reply actions  

are they just trolling or are they actually good this year?

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Jan 4, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

No clue. Very bipolar

But losses have come to Purdue, UNI, Iowa State, Clemson, Campbell (wha…) and Clemson. So not bad teams to lose to except the closest one was 10 points. But 2 straight road wins in Mad Town and Minneapolis isn’t something to sneeze at. So who knows.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Dabo'd

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Cripes, jump the snap much, WfnVU DE?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:28 PM EST reply actions  

Also

this

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Well all, I'm out theres no need to stick around for more of this

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 11:28 PM EST reply actions  

We can't stop laughing over here

pineappleexpress.gif

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 11:29 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I checked the score earlier and it was 28 to 20

So now I flip tv back on and…oh god…what the hell happened?

Also, I claim moratorium on the “Big East is laughably bad” story for at least a day.

This plus Cincy & Rutgers won

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 4, 2012 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

In the bowl season, Big East is surprisingly good

We should direct more attention toward making fun of ACC, really.(ACC went 2-6, Big East went 3-1 with one game still pending)

by Bus Crasher on Jan 4, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

So ACC beat Notre Dame & Louisville

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 4, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Well WVU & Michigan are good. Auburn is solid. Not sure on Miss State & Missouri

Most were close at least.

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 4, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

The SEC plays three bowls against both the B1G & ACC pretty much.

We need more with the Big 12 & PAC12

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 4, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I do

/sick sense of humor

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

this

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like Notre Dame/BYU series coming next year

Would be filled with ALL THE HONOR CODE VIOLATION posts.

(LSU fans in Salt Lake City? OH YES PLEASE)

by Bus Crasher on Jan 4, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

*says to random BYU fans "Well first you make a roux"*

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 4, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

best thing to happen tonight?

Star Trek TNG ambient engine noise

are these real bloggers' posts?

by BoKno on Jan 4, 2012 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

I think the announcers are explaining things more to themselves so THEY understand, rather than the audience

because, you know, we paid attention to College Football all season

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 4, 2012 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

OK...out.

Still must be coherent on the morrow.

If it gets within a TD of 100, light the Ron Prince beacon. I will awake.

by Counter Trap on Jan 4, 2012 11:29 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

boo clemson touchdowns

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Jan 4, 2012 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

Boooooooooooooooooo.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

If it causes him to get us to 80

I’ll be happy

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 4, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

That's always an awkward feeling

I remember the first home run I hit in high school we were losing 19-0. I tried very hard to look unhappy.

by bruinM on Jan 4, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, Clemson totally folded after that 99 yard fumble return.

It was a competitive game up to that point then that play happened and Clemson has spent the rest of the game crapping themselves.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 4, 2012 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

This.

I would have started eating paste on the sideline.

by mnHorn on Jan 4, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

whomp whomp

…yeah.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

OK.

Most backbreaking, Denard-less play.

by mnHorn on Jan 4, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahahahha!

2 point unversion.

"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."

by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

put the starters back in Holgo!

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:31 PM EST reply actions  

yay!

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Announcers don't give a fuck.

I don’t blame them.

"Hey Paul, re..remember when you were in The Beatles? That was awesome."

by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 11:32 PM EST reply actions  

unless the colts are involved

"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"

by ScreaminOwl on Jan 4, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

indeed

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

/twitch

/blacks out. THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 4, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Soon.

Be gentle.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I really wish you guys were playing someone else.

I want the Lions to go deep in the playoffs. And they will. But not this year.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

This year is house money, as far as I'm concerned.

I was expecting maybe 8-8 this year and 10-6 next year; things are running ahead of schedule.

I thought maybe the Lions could keep pace in a shootout…but then getting torched by the Packers’ second string seemed to suggest otherwise. Brees might put up 70.

There is no wiggle room in those words. No hoping, no wishing — just a clear-as-day declaration that the Michigan Wolverines are the "leaders and best", and everyone else will simply have to deal with it. -John U. Bacon

by Tremendous on Jan 4, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

.

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."

by whiskey_soup on Jan 4, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

She looks happy.

./would

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 4, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that... Matt Stafford?

That woman must be 9 feet tall.

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

She also has like 60 teeth

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 4, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

moar

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."

by whiskey_soup on Jan 4, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Good Lord, Matt.

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 4, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Also love the flag

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 4, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Shift-A

Did I miss the part where Holgo set up a matching grant for every “Fuck Clemson” donated by an EDSBS commenter?

by Prince_Lightfoot on Jan 4, 2012 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

I would like to know how many times "Fuck Clemson"

or some derivation thereof has appeared, tonight.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

A historic night....

Where “Fuck Clemson” became more overused than “derp”

by Statesboro Blues on Jan 4, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

So Cotton Bowl is Friday. Got the Compass & GoDaddy Bowls I think this weekend

Plus NFL playoffs.

Good weekend is good.

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 4, 2012 11:36 PM EST reply actions  

Good point.

So Bowls, FCS & NFL playoffs

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 4, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugggghhh, don't remind me.

I’m still pissed about that.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

he sounds like President Obama

Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.

by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Rep. John Boehner.

It’s eerie.

"The Bear will not quit, the Bear will not die." -Joe Kapp

by Whohah on Jan 4, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Chances of anti-BCS crowd forgetting the other decent games

And focusing exclusively on the Orange Bowl to prove a point? Pretty good I’d say

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by idahobuckeye on Jan 4, 2012 11:37 PM EST reply actions  

Switchfoot, Train, Goo Goo Dolls.

I guess you can’t say the Orange Bowl didn’t go full queefcore.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:37 PM EST reply actions  

West Virginia's provided more than enough air tonight though.

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by Five-Tool Tool on Jan 4, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Can't do it anymore, folks.

G’night.

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by Super C on Jan 4, 2012 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

Oh shit, we haven't played the 4th quarter?

I’m going to bed. See y’all tomorrow. Hook ’Em.

by bevonyc on Jan 4, 2012 11:39 PM EST reply actions  

But 100 is still possible

I’ll give up when it’s not, since I’d be pissed to wake up tomorrow having missed that. And I have no faith in Holgo’s mercy.

by Ardbeg on Jan 4, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Mysterious Island remake. I'm there

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 4, 2012 11:39 PM EST reply actions  

/The Rock'd

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Past my bedtime, monsters.

Fuck Clemson.

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by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 11:41 PM EST reply actions  

I'm staying up tp savor the fuck clemson. Thank you Holgo.

PLEASE score 2 or 3 more TDs

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Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Face cake!

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 4, 2012 11:43 PM EST reply actions  

Again, the brunette that says "leftover cake"...would

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 4, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

the redhead, too

but that would be a hatefuck.

"i'm gonna holler and i'm gonna scream. i'm gonna get me some mescaline."

by whiskey_soup on Jan 4, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Screw this, I'm going to go watch Battlestar Galactica.

I’m loving the game, but Adama is much more fun to watch than these three fill an entire quarter with nonsense.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 4, 2012 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

TAJH BOYD: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND HOLGY RIGHT ROUND

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by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

YES!

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Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

good...now M0AR POINTZ

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by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:47 PM EST reply actions  

Haha

Coordinators talking to their players like it even matters

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 11:48 PM EST reply actions  

Gotta coach 'em up when you can

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 4, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Goddamnit I have creepy friends

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 11:48 PM EST reply actions  

Storytime?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 4, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Not so much a story

But one of my friends added a girl I had on Facebook and now has gone through all her recent albums and liked the ones that she was showing cleavage.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Well. That's Stubob creepy.

Oh hi, Stubob!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 4, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not on his Facebook!

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 4, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Pictured: Stubob's roof

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

yup, that's creepy

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This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 4, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

That is just wrong

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 4, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Hellbeast is going to be pissssssssed.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

nah. she hates that friend. actually, she hates everyone

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

What did I do now?

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 4, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Everything stubob. Everything

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I foresee respectful sharing of opinions.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ah, like you in a room with NDNation's finest?

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by cmill126 on Jan 4, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Exactly.

Perfectly cordial disagreement.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Chairfights in the locker room

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

razors in the shoes

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 4, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Take me home country roads

West Virginia is as good as 3-0 in BCS bowls. The ACC is 2-15 in BCS bowls. One of those wins was against something named ‘Cincinnati.’ After 40 years of the ACC rejecting us our attempts to join it, this is the most cathartic experience I can imagine.

by better red on Jan 4, 2012 11:53 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

*will gladly never play West Virginia*

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 4, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on, Holgo, get us 70!

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

take me home! 70 points!

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by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

In honor of the BCS Championship game

Here’s a little trivia for you: What’s the lowest scoring BCS championship game in history?

by Bus Crasher on Jan 4, 2012 11:56 PM EST reply actions  

OU FSU 2001

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by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

2005 Orange Bowl.

0-0.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

nice!

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by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Trololololol

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

There was an empty already.

DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 11:56 PM EST reply actions  

Nice

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Please tell me those are WVU fans chanting "ACC" derisively

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by MikeLew on Jan 4, 2012 11:58 PM EST reply actions  

They will fit right in, in the Big XII.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 5, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

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