35 FOR 35: THE ORANGE BOWL (NOW WITH TRAIN!)
by Spencer Hall on Jan 4, 2012 4:42 PM EST
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Seen in a file photo above, the popular American rock musicians of TRAIN are performing their favorite songs tonight during the Orange Bowl Halftime Show. These American classics include "Tubthumping," "I'm Your Baby Tonight," "Holocene," "Fuck You," "The Rose," and "N****s In Paris." Tune in, and continue the fine tradition of halftime shows that go exactly as planned.
In the meantime, study up for the game the lazy way with Rootability, where Don Knotts breaks all ties, and listen to Luke and ourselves discuss the game for at least four minutes after giggling about Train for eleven minutes on the 35 for 35 Podcasts. Train covered "Ramble On!" And wasn't shot on stage! They're musicians AND daredevils.
Listen here, or in the embedded player below.
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You don't want anyone to make it past the opening music, do you?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Train covered "Ramble On"?
Where’s my got-damned shotgun?
That was the theme song for about 1/3 of my life.
"I need somewhere I can drive all night, out into the darkness,
Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
~ NeedToBreathe
If you haven't yet,
DO NOT SEEK THIS OUT. I made that mistake earlier today and now my favorite Zeppelin song is forever ruined.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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Personally, I liked TRAIN's hit single "The Reason" better.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 4:47 PM EST reply actions
I'm not a perfect peeeerson...
/shootmyfuckingfaceoff
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 4, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
That song, as well as Usher's "Burn"
could always be found on some radio station in my town the summer before sophomore year of college. The kid I nannied for started keeping count of how many times they were played. It was horribly depressing.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
That summer sucked ass
10 hour days on an assembly line and the only station the radio could pick up was the one that only played those two songs.
Executive Producer - WRNL TV
It seems to me you and the good folks of Souix City are easily amused...
"I need somewhere I can drive all night, out into the darkness,
Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
~ NeedToBreathe
Oh you fancy, huh?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Don Knotts breaks all ties...
On this we can agree.
"I need somewhere I can drive all night, out into the darkness,
Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
~ NeedToBreathe
Troll hard, Fearless Leader
The middle school me that lives deep in my brain keeps saying “but that’s Matchbox 20.” It’s not my fault I like queefcore! Late 90’s radio made me this way!
To the tweetmobile!
You only think so
Because they’ve got you where they want you.
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
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"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
by Dogrel on Jan 4, 2012 11:02 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Very, very soon, 8-Ball.
"I need somewhere I can drive all night, out into the darkness,
Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
~ NeedToBreathe
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 4, 2012 4:55 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
And with that, I'm out of here.....
Game watch party with the Lowcountry Mountaineers at Mad River Bar and Grill.
And one hungover MtnEer in the morning.
"I need somewhere I can drive all night, out into the darkness,
Follow the headlights down, I need to know where they can take me"
~ NeedToBreathe
8 Ball is likely scooting his butt across a floor like a dog on a field full of dicks.
8-ball Miami and the prison rape he is receiving.. discuss.
by Jacket_And_Coke on Jan 4, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
I truly, madly, deeply like Train... but I thought it was these two guys.
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by purwho on Jan 4, 2012 4:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Took a second
Just read the question you asked…have no idea what Train looks like…or if they are they guys you posted…But am getting the feeling they aren’t the same people.
/shows self out
Clemson in a BCS game is "meh"
guess that comes with this Semi-Charmed kind of life we live
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 4, 2012 4:58 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I wonder if West Virginia will prove to be Clemson's
Kryptonite.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder
How’s It Going To Be?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 4, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's been a while
since I’ve heard all these crappy songs mentioned
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I haven't heard a lot of them
because I’m on the outside, and I’m lookin’ in.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
I could use a cryin' shoulder.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
YOU WILL NOT SPEAK ILL OF EDWIN MCCAIN
I Could Not Ask for More was my wedding song. And Sarah Evans can die in a fire for her cover of it.
Yes, I know he’s in the upper echelon of queef core, but I don’t care.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yeah, I like Edwin McCain
And Shawn Mullins. I will fight anyone who doesn’t appreciate “Twin Rocks, Oregon.”
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
Personally, I prefer "Twin Falls, Idaho"
/Built to Spill’d
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I listen to that In The Morning.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Saw Mullins in a small club in Nashville
He played an excellent version of Steve Earle’s ‘Copperhead Road’. Had to explain to female friend that ‘no, Shawn didn’t write ‘Changes’. David Bowie did’.
Definitely seems like the type of guy who is best in small venues.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
C-c-c-combo breaker!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Yeah, sorry, It's been a Long December and now there's a reason to believe
/back on track
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I want to scream at the top of my lungs
I just found out that there’s no end to the queefcore
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
by Dogrel on Jan 4, 2012 11:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Staind is single handedly responsible for the transition from Nu Metal to Emo. Which makes a lot of people want to Break Stuff
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Man, if I made a joke like that, I would have to
Duck and Run.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
Everytime I open Chrome, a little screen saying "Chrome.exe file corrupt" and something about running chkdsk
No matter how many times I x it out, it pops back up. Do you all know what it is and how to get rid of it?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Here
Link to google answers discussion on this problem.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
Can anybody think of a good way
to rhythmically chant “py-ro acci-dent clap-clap-clapclapclap”?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
Fathers of queefcore...the softest rockinest group ever...
by Buffalo Bill's Zub on Jan 4, 2012 5:10 PM EST reply actions
Best song?
Runaway Train never going back
Wrong way on a one way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow I’m neither here nor there
by Finebaum's Call Screener on Jan 4, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
Wrong band, unless that's the joke.
Runaway Train was Soul Asylum, Goo Goo Dolls (who actually put on a damn good live show) just want you to know who they are
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I would lean towards Soul Asylum as less queefy than Goo Goo Dolls personally
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I honestly can't think of a single Soul Asylum song other than Runaway Train
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that's the other one
actually not that terrible.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I actually typed out Collective Soul, then checked my IPod and lo and behold it's Soul Asylum
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
i think there's another one
but I don’t remember the name. I think they came out of the relatively cool mid 80s Minneapolis rock scene, which means they probably sucked less at some point.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
better or worse than nickelback at the packers/lions thanksgiving game?
can one of those two actually BE better?
"And if you kill anyone, make sure to eat their heart to gain their courage. Their rich, tasty courage." - Bret Bielema
If "shoot myself in the ear" is not an option,
then I guess I’d have to go with Train over Nickelback. Barely.
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Train played at the MLB all star game (i think)
it was really shitty. Skipped the nickelback, but i can’t imagine it could be worse, maybe equally bad.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
NIckelback defender: SUMMONED
C’mon guys they have some fun songs
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
NEVER
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 4, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
NYET
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
GTFO
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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Most secret shames are respected around here
Being a Nickelback supporter is not one of them
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 4, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
And suck is gonna suck.
FSU back-2-back state champs!! 52-14
by CashvilleNole on Jan 4, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
i once dated a guy who didn't care too much for football and liked nickelback
i hate myself sometimes.
by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
"Hobbs, make sure this is in the minutes!"
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Jan 4, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YAIS
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
well at least it is past tense. everyone makes mistakes.
i mean, i think i’ve dated three notre dame fans.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Oh come now, DWAGS no like Nickelback? Pretty sure that's not the case.
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
I will personally disown any Jawja fan who tries to play Nickleback
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Any prognostications for the game?
As for myself… I never made it as a wise man.
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by purwho on Jan 4, 2012 5:15 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
...
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
I would tell you guys what to think
but I am not a leader of men, since I prefer to follow.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
The Polyphonic Spree was better when they were still called "Up With People"
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by DevilGrad on Jan 4, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
On behalf of the Commentariat...
what did we do that was soooo wrong that deserved 9 of the 17 minutes of the OB preview to be about “Train”?
Last night's lengthy talks about Iowa in the initial thread.
We all had to be punished for that.
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i thought it was a reward.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Boll This Man
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Absolute favorite part of the novels:
this was the only good joke Aubrey ever came up with—and he repeated basically every dinner for 10 novels.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
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My favorite line of his is from "The Ionian Mission":
Subordination is the natural order: there is subordination in Heaven -
Thrones and Dominions take precedence over Powers and Principalities,
Archangels and ordinary foremast angels; and so it is in the Navy. You
have come to the wrong shop for anarchy, brother.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 4, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
You know who I thought would have made a great Jack Aubrey for the movies? Oliver Platt.
Aubrey was supposed to be a tall, rather unintelligent-looking overweight Englishman, who nonetheless was able to perform quite exceptional strategic and tactical maneuvers. I thought Platt would have been perfect for the role (with hair dyed blond); but I was happily surprised with Russel Crowe’s performance. It’s too bad it wasn’t a bigger hit; would have been nice to see a few more adventures.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 4, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
Having read all the books
I thought the casting was spot on. I was just dissapointed that there was no Babbington.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
Never read the books...liked Crowe in the movie roll
But…having read the books, thought Baldwin was exactly Jack Ryan while Ford was something else. Thank god Hollywood quickly pc-fucked with the scripts so i could stop watching.
HFRO: pretty good
CPD: good, but different from the book after about 15 minutes
SOAF: Haha. FU…not even for a dollar from Redbox
Baldwin got fucked
He was the perfect Jack Ryan.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
I think the story is that he didn't want to get typecast, so he refused to be Jack Ryan again.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
My recollection was that was his call (to a great extent)...
didn’t want to be type cast as Jack Ryan for the rest of his career. Which makes the hiring of Han Solo/Indiana Jones a bit of a great “FU, Alec” by hollywood.
Baldwin definitely played Jack Ryan the closest to the way Clancy wrote the character
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
Adventures of 8-Ball
I can only hope that Our Fearless Leader is saving the recap of 8-Ball’s week in Miami for tomorrow’s CI. We only make it to the Orange Bowl once every 30 years, damn it! This is the only time 8-Ball has been in Miami with an entourage of cheerleaders and an official Clemson expense account.
/shamelessrequest
by SkyCaptain of Yesteryear on Jan 4, 2012 5:28 PM EST reply actions
Right
Because for the regular season football and basketball games at the U, 8-Ball has to make his own way down there in a stolen Nissan Altima and fund his weekend by selling plasma.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
8-Ball's plasma
can also be used as auto parts cleaner, drain clog remover and a delicious dessert topping and floor wax.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
PAWWWL THEY SAY DONT REMOVE THE TAG
BUT I AINT LISSENIN’ TO EM. IMA HANG UP AND LISSEN TO YOU THOUGH PAWL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
I bet it can also strip said wax off of said floor.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
I think we discussed this earlier
isn’t it an ingredient in Mountain Dew?
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 4, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure it's plasma he's selling...
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Do you want to see the audio for The Dark Knight Rises redubbed over The Lion King
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 5:41 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
That's amazing.
Lion King is my favorite Disney movie.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
i could also see this working with little mermaid very well
i mean, when you get down to it, the villain in that movie is unrestrained female sexuality that challenges patriarchy.
my favorite disney movie, but some of the metaphors are hilariously obvious and ridiculous
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
I liked it better
when it was called “Hamlet.”
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 4, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
If he were really a hipster, he'd have said "Kimba the White Lion"
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The best part of that, Disney actually tried to buy the rights to Kimba and then just said "fuck it, no one will care"
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I read that
is quite hilarious
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Also, just saw the Olive Garden article from the CI
Oh-em-gee. Sadly, I know far too many people who would say that “a city is not a city without an Olive Garden.”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 5:44 PM EST reply actions
Does anyone else think that John Elway's advice
to Tim Tebow to “let it rip” is secretly Elway’s way of giving Elway an excuse to cut him?
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I think John Elway's advice to Tebow was not directed at Tebow at all
I think it was a shot at John Fox is “God Dammit, quit babying him and open up the playbook” kind of way
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Tebow reference!
Drink!
If all sports fandom is a form of emotional gambling, football is poker and hockey is Russian roulette.
i am deeply sorry.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
We're all hanging on a moment to see your reaction
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That's because you did it all for the NOokie
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
The Nookie
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
I took this cookie, what can I do with it?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
Stick it up your [ATHENS, OHIO]
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 4, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
stick it up your yeah
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
STICK IT UP YOU EEEEEEEEARRRRR/REEEEEEAAAAAR/MIIIIIIIRRRRRRRROOOOOOR/ROOOOTBBEEEEEEERRRR
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
like a chump
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Should I be feelin' bad?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
Easy man
I’m so scared that you’ll never get put back together.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
Does it give you
The Burn?
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
Just a Papercut
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
That's just his chlamydia
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
Unrelated: that comment Chloe made about you claiming some punter
after my initial mistake, I still didn’t connect “Alli” as being you. Instead I thought the Alli weight loss drug had taken the life of some unfortunate punter somewhere. Really confused for half an hour…
What a delightful mistake!
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Damnit she's Alcohollis!
Get it right!
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 4, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
Oh man, Kordell Stewart went off on First Take today
Unloaded some serious resentment.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
About how Tebow is getting all this fan support, and people are saying the Broncos should mold their team around him
While, black QBs who were run first in college are basically told to “make it work” or get drummed out of the league. That lead to a larger rant about guys like Jake Delhomme and other multiple-time failure white QBs keep getting backup jobs, but he and Aaron Brooks don’t even get phone calls. Which led to him challenging Skip Bayless to name black backup QBs. Skip could named one, Seneca Wallace.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Well to be fair, they did give Kordell an extra down.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
upon further review
the post is overturned
It was Charles Johnson, subbing for Dario Hagan.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
Mango Stasi and Michgan are NOT charged with a time-out
[ insert your own Chris Webber joke here ]
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Sometimes, the cheap joke is the best joke.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Skip's too stupid to remember Vince Young? Figures.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I think Jay Crawford did bring him and Batch up
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Or Jeff Blake, Daunte Cullpepper or Byron Leftwich not ring any bells for him?
You never want to build your point around Aaron Brooks. Just ask Jim Haslett.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
You realize all the people you just named are no longer in the league, right?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
No, but they all got multiple shots before leaving the league.
I would hardly say any of them got “drummed out of the league.”
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
leftwich is in the league.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I have no idea if he's right or wrong, but you could tell the discussion of "building around Tebow" was eating at him
And he finally unloaded
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I understand his point.
How much did the media critique Cunningham, Vick, Young and complain that they weren’t pure passers and scramble too much, and on the other hand, fawn over a guy who has a worse throwing motion than David Akers?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I see a mixed bag on the "fawning"
Half of the ESPN head act like its a personal affront to them that Tebow starts. Now, granted, the leader of that brigade is the obviously brain-damaged Merrill Hoge, but still.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Fawning?
Aside from Bayless I think the anti-Tebow sentiment didn’t die down until he was 6-1 as a starter this year. And they don’t so much fawn as has given up bashing him because they’ve had to acknowledge teh record and acan’t explain why it isn’t the reverse.
To be fair, David Akers had a perfect passer rating this week
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
The funniest thing is
A few years back, we were hearing all this Tebow “all he does is win” while Michael Vick was overthrowing everybody in Atlanta too.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
Pretty much
Past First-and-10 pundits used to blame his receivers, but then Roddy White started making pro bowls with Matt Ryan throwing to him.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
Pretty much.
So does this mean Tebow has to start fighting dogs to become a better passer?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
Maybe he could just punch a horse (or Elway).
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Fuck that toothy bastard!
That kick was wide!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Given the logical comparison
I wonder why the Black QB connection was never publicly made earlier. " Hey, Kordell…you made this possible. So STFU and go run a post route like Randle-el if you wanted to stay in the league longer?" “But, Damnit, Skip. I could throw the ball!” “Yeah, whatever you say Kordell.”
What if he was a baller? What if he was a little bit taller?
by Mango Stasi on Jan 4, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What if he had a girl who looked good?
would he call her?
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
Skip didn't have an answer for him when he said "I was the MVP of the AFC Championship game and I can't get a phone call"
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Funny...heard the answer a week or so ago...
List started with Timmy Smith, Redskins, MVP of Super Bowl and went on for some time
Basically, anybody can be a single game MVP if a few of the right things happen.
Kordell Stewart won almost twice as many games as he lost
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
HIVEMIND
I was just googling Timmy Smith — over 200 yards for the Redskins in a Super Bowl but career totals under 1,000.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
then he played for Chicago
death knell for any NFL QB’s career
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
Sex Cannon nods grimly, throws INT
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
/Brett Favre's phone rings
//Jeff Garcia is Houston’s 3rd QB
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
BTW, how da fuck a 39-year-old QB not named Farve expect a phone call?
#SOUR
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I doubt he's talking about right now
He’s been out of the league for 6 years. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to think 33 yr old Kordell could be a 3rd stringer.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Shit, 6 years ago Kordell could've probably started for some teams.
/looks at Lions roster from 2005
//Garcia, Harrington, Orlovsky
///DEAR GOD WHY
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Well, that's sort of the point, isn't it?
When Stewart was young, had fresh legs, and hadn’t absorbed many NFL hits, people were more than happy to let him do his thing. And he had a nine-year run in the league. If Tebow’s still around at age 33 — and still playing the same way — then Kordell might have a point.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
His rant started about how he had to play WR to get playing time, then morphed into the discussion about backups
Him not getting a phone call is related to Jake Delhomme and Jeff Garcia being on NFL rosters
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Seen Delhomme do it.
Wildcat formation with the Browns, Cribbs taking the snap. Your Cleveland Browns, ladies and gentlemen!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
If Kordell Stewart would just change his name to Jeff George
I know one man that would certainly take up his cause:
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
kordell stewart has a worse td-int ratio than jake delhomme
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
If you weren't in a Houston 2011 type situation
Why would you pay a Kordell Stewart to be your 3rd stringer. And would Kordell actually take such a job if offered?
My guess is because of his years in the league and the NFLPA contract a Kordell type guy would be guaranteed a salary too high for 3rd duties/justification.
Because teams do it all the time
Mark Fucking Brunell is still in the league.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Dude is flat ass broke
And knows he is basically never going to see the field and is content with that role. Kordell sounds like he still thinks he has something to prove (I imagine, if true, this is known around the team offices)…and that isn’t the type of guy I want sitting behind the future of my franchise on the bench.
I have no idea how you can make that determination
If he’s campaigning for a back up job, I’m pretty sure he’d be content with the role
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Hell, if we're being cynical
Maybe somebody should point out to Kordell that shitty as Garcia and Delhomme might be, their career passing numbers are both still better than his.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
Explain to the me logic that allows you to think that Kordell would be anything but grateful toward a team that gave him a shot
It’s the same thing that plays out every year in the draft. A player drops in the draft, develops a resentment for teams he perceives to have slighted him, and by extension forever loves the team that didn’t.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
It their thinking, not mine.
But you hit it on the head in your question…when most NFL types higher such a veteran to be a 2nd or 3rd stringer it likely is NOT to give them a shot but rather to get said veteran to impart his knowledge to newly minted 22 year-old multi millionaire crowned king of the empire.
Or, they just need a fucking backup
Teams are not always in a “groom the QB of the future” mode. There are tons of teams with an established starter that need someone to be able to hold serve in the even the starter gets hurt.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
most of the teams in that situation
wouldn’t want a backup with a different skill set than their starter. Stewart is/was certailny better than Curtis Painter, but Indy wouldn’t want to change its offense to suit the backup. I"m not sure I agree with that, but I think it’s part of the thought process
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
So there's your solution
Kordell should back up Tebow.
Next issue.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
39 year old Kordell completes more passes than Tebow
Skip Bayless implodes.
Everybody wins
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
IN that case...
I think if you look around the league, and I claim no great knowledge of NFL 2-Deeps, that situation would be extremely rare. I would wager “journeymen” would be an apt description of the vast majority of experienced back-ups rather than “one time AFCCG MVP types”.
Forgive the source (BR)…top ten Backup QBs before the season started
Kerry Collins, Kitna, Derek Anderson, VY, Matt Flynn, Thigpen, Tebow, Carr, Hoyer.
That gets me to think NFL types just don’t think the way you do.
I think that is the crux of Kordell's issue. Why do those guys get jobs but he doesn't
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
"They lack delusions of grandeur."
Indy being an exceptional situation this year, i don’t think any of those guys realistically expects to get meaningful playing time, ever. And, given Kordell’s comments about the subject, I don’t think he is the guy to accept that type of reality. And that had to come through to those in charge of hiring backup qbs.
What, given Kordell's comments tells you he has "delusions of grandeur?" You've yet to answer that question
He wanted a back up job, he wasn’t asking for a starting job. He just wanted a phone call
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That is what he says publicly now
But after Cleveland why would you a) want him as your back up, b) want a back up of a different style (HT: YB), or c) believe that he would be content to sit on a bench?
Listen, i’ve got nothing against the guy but the NFL, to me, just doesn’t come off as a league that has teams that look forward to QB competitions between aging vets that were marginal and new draft picks/guys in year two of three of their careers. If I was Kodell I would have wanted another shot at the field as well. But sometimes in life you don’t get another shot…
Again, what reason do you have to assume he wouldn't be content to be a backup
He was a backup in Baltimore for two years.
There’s no evidence he wasn’t content in that role.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I don't know that they did like him or that he was content
But you don’t either. And yet here you are assuming the man is lying about his motivations.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
And here you are taking him at his word...
when he obviously has some resentment about the issue.
Neither us will truly know the correct position so on this it seems to come down as a “Half Full/Half Empty” thing that you and I are going to remain on the opposite side of.
Let’s just call it quits and say that we both wish that we had a past multi-million dollar career whose ending we could bicker over in our own lives while cashing large paychecks in another very closely related field.
Yes. Complacency is best for cultivating a young QB.
Better not give him any sort of competition and your team a reliable, veteran QB you can go to if your team struggles.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I think guys like Kurt Warner are the exception.
And he was a bit of lightning in the bottle for Arizona because he didn’t show much at the same role in New York
I picked off Charlie Batch in pickup football
its my one and only athletic achievement
if you are using aaron brooks as an example
you lose
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
And if I recall, after Brooks' time in Oakland
He basically told teams if they didn’t want him as a starter (or with a chance to win the job) he wasn’t interested in BEING a backup.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
Kordell got a second shot after the Steelers dumped him
And he was awful with Cleveland. I’m not saying he’s completely wrong, just that there’s a reason he was tossed aside. Same with Brooks- after the Saints gave up on him, he went to the Raiders, who figured out why the Saints gave up on him.
Kordell never played for Cleveland. He played for Chicago (when he was benched for Grossman) and Baltimore
He was benched three games into 2002 by Pittsburgh despite going to the Pro-Bowl in 2001.
I don’t know if he’s right or wrong in his complaints, but it’s definitely a valid discussion
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Meant Chicago, typed Cleveland.
I watched him in 2002. He was awful in the first two games and they were on their way to 0-3 against Cleveland. Maddox took the job and ran with it for the rest of the year. Like I said, he may have a point, but he was pretty well figured out as a guy that wasn’t good enough.
Since that show features Skip Bayless, I'll have to just take your word for it.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Afternoon monsters
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 5:56 PM EST reply actions
WHY U TROLL US FEARLESS LEADER?
The Orange Bowl already is, it’s not like you need to do it too.
Go gata!
Because as much as we mock it, we all love queef core deep down in places we don't like to talk about at parties
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Etiquette question for the Commentariat
I have been writing what I think will be a really funny “skit” (like the thing I posted in the comments last night) that I think people will find funny…
But I want to post it in the comments and it will be a bit long (Longer than yesterdays) (though I am setting a width maximum for any and all images I use to 250 and searching google to find images with the smallest possible file size [i’m working on a netbook, I know what it’s like to get bogged down by those huge images]).
Would it be ok if I broke it up into multiple parts posted as separate successive comments with titles so everyone could minimize them…or would that still be too much and piss everyone off? Using my better judgement and asking first.
Could always do a fanpost and link it in here.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
Why, this post will be off the main page in a day or two, the fanpost will stay there for weeks
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Irrational desire to post in "the stream"...
of the ridiculously high-speed threads we’ve been pulling the past few nights?
Post here when you publish it and I'm sure we'll head over to see it
Now hurry up, I need my 8-Ball hijinks fix.
Go gata!
Not as bad as 8-Ball needs HIS fix
You’d think that a stadium in Miami might have something a little more interesting at the “concession stand,” but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
A letter from 8-Ball's aristocratic british cousin Ten-Pound to the head engineer:
Dear Sir,
I wish to lodge a complaint on behalf of my cousin, a foot-ball mascot for a university of some repute currently playing in a stadium designed by your firm. I have been informed that the rocks under which this stadium is built are not up to building code; as you doubtless know regulations require that all rocks in Miami must be a minimum of 85% cocaine. I trust this problem will be dealt with in a most timely manner as my associate’s contract does specify that there will be adequate amounts of cocaine for his purposes.
Yours etc.,
Ten-Pound
Royal Naval Service
Go gata!
by theologator on Jan 4, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I read this in Stephen Fry's voice
as the voice of the Guide in Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, he has a monocle.
I never saw Hitchhiker’s Guide. I loved the books though, and love british humor-I’m reading some of the Wooster and Jeeves stories by P.G. Wodehouse and the “Sword of Honour” trilogy by Waugh.
Go gata!
Movie was good. Not great, but enjoyable
Great would have been the use of more british comedians and the input of old friends of Adams. I always wish for a 5 part series of movies that play off the old school cheesiness from star wars but with british comedic sensibilities
Our long-snapper
is better than 90% of the writers at ESPN. Linky for a great article about our kicker and his post game reactions.
To the tweetmobile!
Confidential cover art of the LOTR Lego sets leaked
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 6:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Saw that on AICN the other day.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
huh. I didn't realize I had typed Somethingawful.com in the url window
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Does Helm's Deep
match the movie or the book. There were substantial differences as I recall
When will they bring back the F1 cars?
I need to add to my collection of Lego Ferraris.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
So I'm playing at Wake Forest. Had a third down
“The sound is deafening.” I was up 42-0 in the 4th. Didn’t realize that was the sound of one hand clapping
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 6:22 PM EST reply actions
Hey everybody!
Kenyon just hired a new head football coach- Lycoming’s OC. He played(class of ’04) and coached at Davidson- Londonjoe, Old South: You guys know anything about Chris Monfiletto?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
All I know . . .
. . . is that the guy better love Calvin & Hobbes, or the alums will give him hell.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 4, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
only %5 of the alums will even know he exists.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
/ looks at swimming results once a year
// goes back to reading the Kenyon Review
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
This past year was SHOCKING to those alums
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
i was confused when i heard we didn't win the title in swimming this year. and then they canceled shock yo mama.
though is there anyone else here who can say that this was the first year in their lifetime that their alma mater didn’t win a national title? i mean our trophy room is RIDICULOUS.
aren’t we, title-wise, the most successful athletic program in the country? alabama football wears kenyon swimming pajamas.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
I b'lieve so.
People down here don’t believe me when I tell them I’ve held more national championship trophies than most anyone else they know- but it was my job to move them from Ernst to the KAC
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Damn skippy!
And The Hustler, and Cool Hand Luke, and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and Slap Shot, and…
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Hell, I couldn't tell you what state Kenyon is in
but those movies fucking rock. I’d have serious questions about someone who didn’t like them.
To the tweetmobile!
Ohio
Paul Newman went there, like me and Philander Chases’ Sweatervest and Illusions, Michael
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
*Chase's
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Can't read, can't write...
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Hud, The Sting, Harper,
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Yeah, didn't want to go overboard
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Commies and USCw.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
MONO?!?!?!?!?!?
the answer is yes.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This makes me happy-
My email’s in my profile, if you feel like sharing more info
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
he played on our club baseball team despite being three years out of college for one.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That's pretty cool
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
he's a hell of a coach. everybody loved him. He was a lot of fun in the dugout too.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm pretty excited, reading the puff piece from the school.
This makes me even happier!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The Quest for a .500 record begins here!
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
If they fix the scheduling, .500 isn't a tough sell
He could get there in two years
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"Hmmmmmmm, @ Galion HS"
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
/looks at past schedule closely for first time
man, it is one thing to go 0-10, but another to have an average game score of like 41-9 while doing it.
i mean, that is minnesota bad.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
He's a heeeelllll of a recruiter
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
btdubs you guys really need a new website
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I KNOW
I think there are like 3 computer science-y classes in the whole course catalogue, though, and they’re all in the math department- not too many people willing/able to design a better website that they know.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
does LSU really needa 5 car police escort to just travel on the highway?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 6:31 PM EST reply actions
have you SEEN LSU fans?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
have you driven Louisiana roads?
I feel like I need one of these for my daily commute
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
C'mon now
that thing’s a tiny plastic toy. You could never drive it.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Drove through southern Louisiana to get to the Alabama/Tennessee game in Tuscaloosa
Lost 3 of the 4 medallions off the center of my rims because of those shitty-ass roads.
I-20 through Mississippi a few years back
was like being on a roller coaster ride for ALL THE DAMN HUMPS IN THE ROAD. I thought I was going to get airborne at one point driving down that road.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
Oooh look who wants to be all fancy and live to collect social security
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
Funny
I prefer I-20 to I-10 by a mile when planning my route back to Tuscaloosa. My decision comes down to “Crappy I-10 pavement” vs. “All the small town Texas cops along HWY 59”. I choose speed this time and unknowingly sacrificed the medallions.
It's a rolling wedge to repel drunk drivers in Ford F-150s.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Watching hooptyball tonight.
It might turn into “Why am I watching hooptyball” if the Cats let the Jayhawks score the first 15 points like they did last year in Allen Field House. It might be a good game though.
Go State!
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 6:31 PM EST reply actions
I know its fuck Clemson day, but old habits die hard.
Eat shit Pitt.
by better red on Jan 4, 2012 6:31 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
This is great
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
Criminal Background check ads? Anyone want to confess?
Or was it the mention of 8ball?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 6:34 PM EST reply actions
For a Pit Beef sandwich and some strawberry soda I'll confess to ten murders.
Don’t forget the horseradish sauce.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Hell yes.
Also, I feel like there’s nothing wrong with “a long term strategy of making Bill Cosby lose his shit.” Mostly because Bill Cosby losing his shit is generally hilarious.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
LOL at the kid who replied-all to the email advertising J-term meal plans, asking them to stop sending so many email about it
And internet high-five to the girl that replied all again saying she would like many more reminders about it.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
That's probably a great email chain, and I'mma let you finish,
but law school mass email wars are the greatest mass email wars of ALL TIME.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
someone got a hold of the mass email list at Davidson and sent the equivalent of a series of 8000x8000 suits of armor
about the “Gun Show” Party at a football player’s apartment.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
My favorite thing ever in a mass email war was when a friend of mine called someone a "douchespray."
Our faculty was included in the list, and they did not take kindly to such language. Well fuck you for squashing our creativity, faculty.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
the key is to spray it all over your body.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
this email was about butthurt about us using up our NCAA ticket allottment before our alums paid for us to go to the games too
so that was fun
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
earlier this year someone sent an email to the list for ALL of residential dining services at the university of michigan
asking to be taken off. then, other people realizing they were still on it and sent pretty much identical emails to the list. then people started emailing the list to say “stop emailing the list”. i think i got 30 emails that day. so. fucking. annoying.
by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
FUCKING FRISBEE TEAM THE FRATERNITY EMAIL LIST IS NOT A TEAM EMAIL LIST
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
the college of engineering also had an announcement email that students can use for organizations -- heavily moderated
somehow, an email got through that said “i lost my flash drive. it has really important data on it. please let me know if you’ve seen it.” without any indication of where he lost it, or what it looked like. similarly, someone offered selling their football ticket…i was about to smack a bitch if that list started turning into people selling football tickets. luckily that was the only 1.
by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
oh allstu@ emails. how i loved you. 35 emails a day everyday ranging from banal to esoteric to offensive to people making damn sure that everyone knows how much they've been offended
made me feel like i had friends
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
Mmmm, all-stu wars
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
SOON
Managing Editor/Chief Lackey-And The Valley Shook THE LSU Tigers Blog of the Week for 52,136 Weeks in a Row and Counting
by PodKATT on Jan 4, 2012 6:48 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
THIS IS AC! YOU KNOW WHO I AM DAMMIT!
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Jan 4, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Les Miles turns into a unicorn.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Sparkly horn? Or matte finish horn?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
Sunsphere-colored horn.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
installed the air conditioner on top of the sun beast
could see for miles. there’s still nothing to see for miles…
διάολο clemson
by Cam Newton's Bag Man on Jan 4, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Johnny Utah will take the blue pill
And go on an excellent adventure to Transylvania?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
/blows out knee in Rose Bowl
//two year rehab
///goes to law school
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
Hold on, wait, I'm getting my fictional underdog OSU QB's played by Keanu Reeves confused
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
they weren't all fictional
you can’t convince me that steve bellisari was not really keanu reeves. i will not believe you.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
Does that mean Jon Cooper was really Gene Hackman?
I would hate for that to be true. I like Gene Hackman.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
No.
Gene Hackman won the big game.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
Sadly and begrudgingly, but still done.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/sigh
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
Exception that proves the rule, and early season game
But oh my, do I love those two events- and was lucky enough to be at both of them.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
That's Footsteps Falco
And it was the Sugar Bowl that was his death knell
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Didnt anyone have something else to do that day?
Rough game. Then they rushed him in the pros. He should have been holding a clipboard.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
AND NOW LSU HAS A 10 CAR POLICE ESCORT
if i was driving home from work on that highway i would be ready to kill a chicken
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 6:50 PM EST reply actions
it's louisiana
we all ritually slaughter chickens in our cars during our afternoon commute on a daily basis anyway
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
you have never driven through LA at spider season, I take it
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
....... you have a SPIDER season?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
"Spider season"
Please tell me this is a euphemism for something political and not a real thing.
GROWN ASS MEN
Tell me more!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
I'm always ready to kill a chicken.
they taste like chicken.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
hello dinner this weekend
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
Dude, I've had those bookmarked until I got some cast iron.
That, plus DrBundy’s curing recommendations, and I’m gonna be trying all sorts of new recipes soon!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You can get cheap old cast iron at flea markets sometimes
just use some steel wool and reseason em and you should have pans for a few lifetimes. I almost had a heart attack when I saw my grandma’s cornbread pan sitting in dishwater – silly 8-ballin! Nobody’s gonna Fuck Clemson when they pull shit like that.
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 4, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
I'm heading to Bed Bath and Beyond-
got a gift card there for Christmas. But thank you!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'm gonna try and make it a little more regular come the offseason
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Jan 4, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
First, you make a roux...
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
i hate the geico caveman commercials
lemme tell you caveman, at least you’re in the stunt. it’s much more embarrassing when you’re the odd one out and stand in the back of everything.
New York-based commentariat:
Does anybody know a fun restaurant in Manhattan for a large group of people (like 15-20)? Going for my birthday in a couple days.
Wherever
People coming from all over. Preferably somewhere where transitioning to bars wouldn’t be hard. I’m staying on 66th and CPW, but I can get around easily.
Calle Ocho is a great Spanish place on 81st and Columbus
Of course, you are about a block away from Tavern on the Green and Lincoln Ristorante if you want spend a bit more
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Wow, completely forgot about that.
Stupid half-decade old knowledge of NYC
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That's a very broad-based question
But I once had a great large-party dinner at La Mela in Little Italy. It’s toursity, but the food is good and they sort of specialize in large groups.
http://www.lamelarestaurant.com/
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Does anybody else have an ad on the top of the page that says
“your criminal record could be online?”
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Yes.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
EXPRESS FOR MEN
All. The. Skinny. Jeans.
no, seriously, give me them all, so i can cut them apart and combine them into one pair that will actually fit
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, I find well fitting jeans at Express.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
LOL U SCRAWNY
:-P
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Why yes.
Yes I am.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Is OK
our laundry won’t ever get mixed up
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Your friend is looking very hard for clothes then
My brothers are all at least that size and have no problem finding pants that fit
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
i was more mocking skinny jeans in general than anything about express in specific.
/is not skinny
//is often confused how skinny legs are able to contain an actual adult human femur and all the associated tendons and tissues
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
Skinny jeans isn't even the new hotness anymore
Skinny cargo pants, which totally isn’t an oxymoron at all, is where it’s at now. Apparently.
.....interesting
there’s a female version that’s more like skinny jeans, though. i feel like tight pants + pockets on the leg would be uncomfortable, idk
by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
AdBlock Plus, my friend
You’ll never have to see bullshit like that again. Going back to a browser without it is painful.
To the tweetmobile!
that was easy.
i haven’t had many problems since i got off windows, but that definitely seems to be working.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
White House Black Market
I’m such a girl.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I have DirecTV - think it's b/c we switched today
b/c U-verse wasn’t good enough for some people for the Erng Bow
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 4, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
he already won the orange bowl, he just doesn't remember it
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
A lady I worked with told me she grew up in southern Indiana.
I asked where, assuming it would be Bloomington and preparing to make IU jokes. She replied “Near Kentucky and Ohio.”
“OH, CINCITUCKY” I replied. “I bet you like Skyline chili.”
“I LOVE SKYLINE! Have you had it?”
“God no, I hear that stuff is an abomination to mankind.”
“NO, it’s delicious. I’ll bring you some, then you’ll see.”
NEVER. AGAIN.
IT ISN'T SO BAD.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
It is SO BAD, and you're bad for lying to people
It tastes like vomit. WHY IS THERE SO MUCH CINNAMON IN IT?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Greeks bearing gifts.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
well most of you are safe.
map of skyline locations
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Those in Florida are Urban Meyer's doing, aren't they
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Wouldn't mind trying Skyline just once to be honest.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
it comes in easy to ship cans
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
That looks so unappealing.
Nevermind.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
THEY'RE IN MY STATE
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
I thought that's what y'all fought the Toledo War for
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
We won, but still had to take Toledo
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
This discussion always reminds me of one of my first EDSBS green'd posts
and thus it makes me happy.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
AND SOMEHOW WE LOST THE U.P. WITHOUT EVEN FIGHTING IN THE STUPID WAR
FUCK MICHIGAN
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yep, that's the one!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Problem?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
this map is misleading, i couldn't actually find a location in michigan
(i’m pretty sure you live in michigan?)
by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
I do.
And thank fuck for that.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
I can bring you some.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
No. I'm ok. Thanks.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Nobody 'lives' in Michigan.
They just die….slowly.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
That top one is way too close for comfort.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Indiana has some odd inferiority complex
Northern Indiana is Michiana, Western Indiana is Illiana, Southern Indiana is Kentuckiana. I don’t think they have a nickname for the Ohio border
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mordor had a healthy economy
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Mordor stole plans for their Factory of Sadness from Cleveland.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
You are one of the lucky, then
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
wait..... a "make-you-cry" story and NO RINALDI?
WTF
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 7:33 PM EST reply actions
90% of college players scoff at this "story"
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
just because some others might have it harder doesn't mean his hard times deserves scare quotes.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
Don't you know, everything on the internet is an either/or situation
Comment on the attractiveness of a starlet and you’re immediately bombarded with “yeah but not as hot as..” comments
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That makes it sound like he's saying
“Good not [the best word to describe it], great [is more fitting]”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
I kinda referring to the beer-snobbery 100+ post thread Londonjoe triggered when he started bashing Guinness
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Dabo shared a bed with him mom for 3 years... and he wasn't a toddler?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I'm guessing nobody was fucking Clemson for those 3 years
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 4, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
my cousin Frank did it
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
me too
i love when tasks that are supposed to take 1-2 hours take nearly 4 hours. and said tasks involve standing on your feet the entire time.
by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
So, while researching for the aforementioned thing I was writing...
I stumbled across this in a google image search..
http://universitypressonline.com/unethicalpress/?p=55
Holgo. Dabo.
Two men enter……(finish the statement)
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
and Mark May eats them both.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
No one watches
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
One many is forcibly ejected from the casino, the other breaks even after staying on 16 for 3 hours straight
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
*man not many
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
NOW THAT SHE'S BACK IN THE ATMOSPHERE WITH DROPS OF JUPITER IN HER HAIR HEY GUYS HEY GUYS
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
/hacks alexander to death with an axe
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
/makes alexander into skyline chili
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
Haterzzzzzzzzzzz
No, really, I was going to do a whole 8 Ball Train karaoke post but I was like, ah fuck it.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
/actually doesn't mind the song
//just figured that, if you’ve been hacked to death with an ax, the best use of your corpse is in making chili
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Not Skyline though.
That’s like being cremated and then having your ashes scattered in a cow pasture.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
I would have my ashes left to be swept away in a tornado...
wait, that’s fucking awesome. Brb writing my will.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Village Voice voted that the single worst song of 2010 (or whatever year it was out) narrowly edging Bret Michaels's cover of What I Got
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
...Bret Michaels...covered Sublime?
…I withdraw any wishes I made for his recovery.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, and had a moderately successful hit with it
It was awful. Even worse, the legion of 80s women desperately clinging to their youth now probably assume he wrote it.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/twitch
I didn’t think 2011 could be any worse, but there it is.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Oh. Right. Okay, 2010 is terrible too.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
/Sees Youtube comments saying Warren Zevon ripped off Kid Rock
//dies inside
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner shows up when someone steals his song
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
here at EDSBS we have plenty of two of those
not so much of the third
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
/sees Youtube comments
//dies inside
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 4, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
I used to have Werewolves of London as my ringtone
I changed it after the 15th “OH I LOVE THIS SONG… wait.. that’s not Kid Rock”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Every time someone turns on Kid Rock I want to be like
OH WAIT DUDE I THOUGHT YOU MEANT KIDZ BOP LOL
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
On its own the song was pretty standard but not-horrible pop stuff
After its total proliferation though, it’s completely unbearable
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
Hearing Train at an Auburn game ranks just above
hearing Miley Cyrus at an Auburn game. And watching TOTALLY NO HOMO BRO CHECK MY HOT DATE MAN frat guys dancing like twelve-year-old girls to it.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
/Seven Nation Army
//Sandstorm
///Sandstorm
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think they play either of those.
It’s Zombie Nation instead. Which they then have to shut off for the “War Eagle, hey!” before kickoffs, so I don’t get it. But our band plays that one awful Coldplay song.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
PUT MY HANDS UP THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG
by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Not gonna lie, I don't hate that song
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
We all have or shame
I’m just not afraid to admit mine
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I am with stempke
the song is actually a friday tradition by one of the desks down the way at work
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
I love Kim Carnes and Cyndi Lauper.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
And Pete Burns
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
SHE'S GOT BETTE DAAAAAAVIS EEEEYEEEEES
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
Here's what I hate about that song
When Miley was asked “which Jay-Z song is on?”, she replied “I don’t know.” MAKE SOMETHING UP FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Obviously 99 Problems.
Which works great on TV ads by the way, considering the cleanliness and family-friendliness of the lyrics.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
That's what I figured
But she basically said (paraphrasing) she didn’t write the song, and doesn’t listen to Jay-Z or Britney and so those lines have no meaning. I mean, come on, just name one song from them.
Honesty that a pop star either didn't write the song and/or only wrote it to have the widest appeal possible is kinda refreshing
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I love "Party and Bullshit in the USA"
Link That’s Party in the USA’s only redeeming feature.
To the tweetmobile!
it's actually a pretty fun pregame song -- reminds me of some fond football saturday memories
i also like the version mixed with party and bullshit, haha
by willbechampions on Jan 4, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Umm... I just got a link posted on my facebook to a song called "Pound on my Muffin"
I’m afraid to click on it.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
So, how many tickets did each side sell for tonight?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 7:48 PM EST reply actions
I'm guessing it'll be pretty empty. Neither school has sold their alottment
They were going for 10 bucks on StubHub a couple days ago.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Well, surely they'll be snapped up by a Miami fanbase that's crazy about college football, right?
Right?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Don't be fatuous, Cantabrigian.
/realizes this really works for a bowl game involving Clemson.
Go gata!
by theologator on Jan 4, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I got to use "defenestrate"
on New Year’s Eve for an event that occurred that night!
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
by Anthropologal on Jan 4, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
My New Year's Resolution is to use the word "consubstantial" at least once a week.
Thank you for expanding my vocabulary, Catholic Church.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
AHTELLYEWWHAT JAWS.
THIS. GUY. KNOWS WHAT IT TAKES. TO SUCCEED IN THE NATIONAL. ECCLESIASTICAL VOCABULARY. GAME.
Go gata!
Were you in Prague?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Had a friend who defenestrated himself once on purpose. Still has the scar.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Um. You just used the words Miami and fan adjacent to one another in a sentence.
Do they not teach grammar at Hahvahd?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
You're telling me that Miami has difficulty in getting fans to come to games?
After its long history of success? Preposterous, humph.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
Miami has like five fans total between their eleventy sports teams.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
You're confusing that with their athletes.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
The oranges in the Orange Bowl display in front of the sports casters
is quite lackluster. Who got sent out to the freeway to buy a bunch and came back with 2 bags of oranges and a bag of cocai… ohhh it was 8-Ball.
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
Wearing a Forever Lazy to a tailgate/game...
What could possibly go wrong?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
I will set them on fire
that’s what could go wrong. How hard is it to pull on a pair of jeans? If I’m ever as incompetent as someone on an infomercial, I need to be put down like a lame racehorse.
To the tweetmobile!
by MechE Hokie on Jan 4, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Chili-dog induced sharts?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
That's what the escape hatch is for
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 4, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
That creeps me out so much.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
Being mistaken for a wizard and being assaulted by orcs.
by Counter Trap on Jan 4, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So I shouldn't put on my robe and wizard hat, then?
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 4, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
lvl 1000 chicken of the infinite
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
FUCKING MNF CREW? FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
He has Shatneritis.
It’s fatal.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
WHOAHOHOHO JAWS
ITELLYA NOONE KNOWS HOW TO FUCK CLEMSON LIKE THE WEST VIRGINIAS. THEY ARE BOTH ROUGH ENOUGH YET HAVE THE PROPER GENTLENESS WHILE CARESSING. AND DANA HOLGERSON…THIS GUY IS JUST FUN TO WATCH…YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN BOOM…HYJIJKAJAMOWBOW…[Insert random basketball reference]…NOW THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT IT TAKES TO COACH IN THE NATIONAL. BIG 12. LEAGUE.
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Kornheiser drops f-bombs thinking he's off-air
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
THAT HAPPENS TO US ALL, ALEXANDER KOTOV, THAT HAPPENS TO US ALL
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
How is a Korean girl's version of Rollin' in the Deep, not only nearly as good as Adele's but much easier to understand
This girl’s voice is surprising
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 4, 2012 8:03 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Holy shit.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 4, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
Also interesting that they don't bleep "lay your shit bare"
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
She has to be bilingual, right?
Right?
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 4, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, reminds me of this performance. So beautiful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu3rsha1ZtI&ob=av3e
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 4, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
I don't get the joke
Why did you link a Kid Rock video
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
SONOFABITCH
I was trying to troll someone else. Didn’t check the link.
It’s a kid from Taiwan, but still.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA-tOsM6F4Y
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 4, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
HOLY STEREOTYPICAL CHUBBY CHINESE KID HAIRCUT
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Wow, that thing is made for re-entry.
Someone ought to link that hair up with the Kerbals.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 4, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
And this dude. His story is pretty depressing. From an earlier season of the Korean show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BewknNW2b8Y
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 4, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Probably, but not necessarily
Our pop music is broadcast worldwide and not translated. She might have just learned the words the way we do, by listening to them
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
So much better than K-Pop.
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
My only experience with K-Pop is that video that inexplicably features an Iowa Hawkeye helmet
So, considering the extremely small sample size, I agree.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 4, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Dapper Dana
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Get away from her, you bitch!
/crossed the streams
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
whoa whoa whoa
you said crossing the streams was bad!
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Bought my first bottle of Kraaken
After my day got sucked to the darkness of the bottomless deep.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Jan 4, 2012 8:07 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Roll on one.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Wouldn't be surprised if Rick Ross took 8ball to Cheetah, Club Liv, and Club Rolexx this week.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
It's a shame Rick James wasn't alive for this event.
COCAINEAGEDDON
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
LULZ
TheFakeESPN The Fake ESPN
Poll: 73% of Americans would rather watch an actual bowl of oranges than Clemson vs. West Virginia.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 8:12 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I would prefer oranges.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
...
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 4, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They're making a TV show based on this retarded web series
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
odd
FSU back-2-back state champs!! 52-14
by CashvilleNole on Jan 4, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Where in the shit is my food
I am hungry but also would very much like to be asleep now please
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
/food delivered to ACS instead
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 4, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
/Penn Wagers explains call
//ACS was dead, brought back to life, then died again, he’ll be ok.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 4, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
/karma declares that ACS is reincarnated as a Boston College fan
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
I'd rather be reincarnated as a plate of Skyline.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
"the boy who died..."
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Acoustic guitar national anthem?
Um, okay?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 8:18 PM EST reply actions
I liked it...
though I was skeptical at first
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
My only beef-I HATE it when people jazzy doo wop the anthem.
Sing it straight up please. Reminds of that Simpson episode.
The only guy who ever did it well was Marvin Gaye
everyone else who tried to imitate him sucked royally
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Hived
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
they knew they wouldn't need to be plugged in for all 12 fans in attendance to hear
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Winner of the country's 3rd tier singing reality competition.
Sounds about right for the Orange Bowl.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and you get a rec!
And somewhere between 38 and 40 votes and THE WIN
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Better than Ashley Simpson
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
TAKE OFF YOUR VINEYARD VINES VISOR CLEMSON FRAT BRO
Have some respect
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 8:19 PM EST reply actions
Way to hold on to your Heinekin during the National Anthem WVU fan.
At least he wasn’t wearing a hat.
Also, maybe this is just me
But I’m not a big fan of the “WHOOOOOO” mid-anthem when fireworks shoot.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
RED!
/stab
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 4, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Then don't go to a hockey game in Chicago
Those fuckers never shut up
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Or anything with Baltimore fans.
Emphasizing the “Oh” is incredibly annoying. Sing along right, or keep your damn mouth shut
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Capsfan also will yell out "RED", because they're idiot trained seals.
Fortunately, they don’t yell it once May rolls around.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 4, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
/bannerpicture.jpg
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I hate when they do it at Nationals games
Uh, idiots? That’s a Baltimore thing. You’re supposed to hate them.
I went to a Skins game once and the fans (apparently also orioles fans) did that...
I was sitting in the nose bleeds..startled me so hard I was lucky I didn’t fall off the back of the stadium
People do this at PSU games.
My urge to kill rises.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
I need large amounts of bleach.
Cats can not make a bucket against KU this evening.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 8:21 PM EST reply actions
oh sweet fucking heavens
holtz, mark may, jaws, and chucky……quick…I need a screwdriver, both kinds
Purveyor of quality hate since 1985
by Ron Zook Owes Me a Liver on Jan 4, 2012 8:21 PM EST reply actions
4 man crew?
they will just be talking over each other. Since jaws and gruden can’t ever shut up.
by UltimaParadox on Jan 4, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
I don't have court tomorrow.
If I wasn’t so tired that one drink would put me to sleep, this would be a fun game to drink to.
Huh, that NFL stadium with two teams that haven't played in the Orange Bowl in decades isn't very full at all on a Wednesday night.
Clearly this means that the fanbases of both schools travel terribly and don’t deserve their bowl bid.
3 men in the box
Does ESPN know baseball is not played in that stadium anymore?
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
I was about to say "I don't think my 'fuck Clemson' spirit is working today"
Then Clemson took the field and I’m back into it.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 4, 2012 8:25 PM EST reply actions
Reminds me of Mo Isom
Her reaction?
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Jan 4, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
That girl looks like a certain kind of crazy
The fun kind, of course.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"Handlebars-on-the-headboard" crazy.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
I have not heard that description before.
I am stealing it!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
First, you date a Meaux
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Will always rec.
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
I rec anytime this .gif shows up.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
HOO JAWS
My ears are gonna be bleeding before the end of the 1st quarter.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Check to see if your Fuck Clemson interlock is on.
It’s on your remote. Labeled “FUCK CLEMSON INTERLOCK”.
ah shit just called tech support
pointed out that the fuck Clemson interlock can only be disengaged with a 2 dollar fee
by UltimaParadox on Jan 4, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
SWITCHFOOT!!!!
IN HONOR OF THE KICKERS!!!
THEY SHOULD TRY IT, NOT LIKE BOWL KICKING CAN GET WORSE
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 8:26 PM EST reply actions
I forgot how much crap before the actual game occurs
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Evening, y'all
Juicy steak on my plate and footbaw on my TV. Fuck Clemson.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
Anyone want to know the actual Sugar Bowl attendance?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 8:27 PM EST reply actions
Sugar Bowl Numbers
From the Facility: 48,589 Actual attendance
From the Sugar Bowl: 64,512 (tickets sold)
Capacity: 69,703.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, I might be a wizard.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
That's after giving away 30,000 tickets, right?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
Only number I know of is VT/ACC giving away 4,000.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
they were on Craig's list
said 50 bucks if you show up drunk and wearing a casual big 10 shirt
by UltimaParadox on Jan 4, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Also on his list
Five now-deceased hookers.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 4, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
You made the call last night, now this.
Could you buy a lottery ticket for me?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
My dad said it looked like about 49,000
but I bet they’re claiming about 65,000.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Where's the Iraqi information minister when you need him?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Ohio State's NCAA compliance office.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
I KNEW "Gene Smith" looked familiar
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
the infidel ncaa investigators are dying against our walls
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
You're guesses are terrifyingly accurate
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That's my obligatory "Are you a wizard" moment of the night.
So don’t rely on me for whether the kickers are gonna miss.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
You bought the Powerball last night, right?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
I live in Alabama.
So no.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
over or under nine?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
more
than the last 5 orange bowls combined
by UltimaParadox on Jan 4, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
Dome holds 68k
3/4 full=about 50k
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 4, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
That's not bad for a really good Tulane game, right?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Tulane's new stadium will hold 30k, I think
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 4, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Shift+A, y'all
Blurg. $1 drinks are the devil’s plaything.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
On Tuesday nights at a place called Moose McGillycuddy's
well liquor.
It also had a half dozen people from Vancouver in attendance. Ergo, I bribed the DJ to play ‘Chelsea Dagger’
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Why didn't that say WestFuckingVirginia and Fuck Clemson? All memes, report for duty
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Weedon is old.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Nick Saban is short.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Mark Mangino and Charlie Weis are fat.
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Hookers should stay away from Craig James
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
Fans of Texas A&M University are not fond of bat droppings.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
People from the state of Indiana enjoy ranch.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 4, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Cam Newton might have engaged in illicit activities during his recruitment from junior college.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 4, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
Les Miles loves taffy
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 4, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
A certain subset of older Notre Dame alumni are quite conservative.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Derek Dooley places enormous emphasis on hygiene.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
David Allan Coe likes trains, and trucks, and mama, and gettin' drunk
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Jan 4, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
UGA mascots have a short life span.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 4, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
Mike Gundy is an adult male.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
People in Missouri do meth.
Alot.
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
And Kentucky.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 4, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Indiana and the rest of the upper midwest
are fond of a certain salad dressing.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
Purdue University does not exist
"My mistress is pooped, the reds have Oklahoma, and I'm going to bed."
-Hodge Podge, Bloom County
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. "
"In practice, there is."-Yogi Berra
by Dogrel on Jan 5, 2012 12:37 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
LeGarrette Blount has a falcon punch ability.
/oldie but goodie
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dook
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Meanwhile...
Temple 55, DOOK 45 9:24 to play
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Congrats by the way. I was awake at the end, but asleep for the middle!
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Thank you.
That game may have been horrible to watch, but it was fun at the end!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
he graduated from bama
must be a national champion name… We claim name national champions as well
by UltimaParadox on Jan 4, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
LSU still has Barkevious Mingo and not Atreyu Jones
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
And now a QB with a QB name.
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 4, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
his name
would be better suited for a lifetime special teams player… Perhaps punt coverage
by UltimaParadox on Jan 4, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
i wished i was named Atreyu
when i was 7
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
LSU's defense could possibly be classified as The Nothing this year.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
well Oregon and his Racing Snail could not outrun them
nor could Auburn and their Idiot (war) Bat outfly them.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
if you had watched the exceedingly awkward feed between Rece Davis and Lisa Salters, his older brother (at 17 months) would
point at baby and say “Da Bo”, meaning That Boy.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
WOAH! Seth Curry (duke) just karate chopped a Temple player in the neck
Fernandez is just getting beat on tonight.
Even more surprising, the ref called it a foul
In Cameron, the Temple player would have been called for a foul.
COCKFINGERS
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
not to be outdone Clemson derp
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
So I guess Four Non-Blondes weren't available for halftime?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions
Michigan's kicker has all the non-blondes occupied tonight.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
West Coast reporting for duty
¡Fuck Clemson!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions
Red October, standing by!
Red Fox, standing by!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
My Man!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Red Team Standing By
Come on men double time. Hell, I’d settle for single time.
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 4, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Sarge auto rec
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Red Robin, standing by
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Red Foreman, standing by. Dumbass.
by Tracer Bullet on Jan 4, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Red Grange, standing by.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Red Skelton, standing by
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Lester 'Red' Young blowing both hot and cool
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
I'M COMIN' 'LIZABETH!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Hawaiian Duty Station reporting for duty.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Do we have someone in the Far East?
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Shhhh, we don't call it "the orient" anymore. East Asia works.
But people have different opinions of Far East, hence my question.
At least I have a beach.
As I heard a geography grad student say once,
rugs are Oriental, people are Asian.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Tsingtao Concession
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Congo Free State
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
State of Nickajack
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Dacia
/oblig
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
The Dacia Sandero?
I hear it’s coming soon.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Old school Romania.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
/kills all of your phalanxes
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
French Indochina
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
I really don't like my brother-in-law. Fucking twat-waffle is mad at me because, in his words "need to learn to mind [my] business when it comes to [his] kid"
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
It sounds like there is a story behind this.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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Father of the daughter who wants a tattoo?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Yep, also father and husband of the people I plucked from the grips of the blizzard last year because he thinks a Subaru is suitable for Wisconsin winters
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
But, but, but
The Subaru commercials make it look super sporty and outdoorsy!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
You should get him a Lexus next Christmas.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
With a big bow.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
everyone does that
no one gives a Kia for Christmas though
by UltimaParadox on Jan 4, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Well, it's a good thing that you went and stuck your nose in the deal.
Wait, what?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
No one said USC graduates understood logic
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That's the worst part about it
I try to tell people why I don’t like him, which actually has almost nothing to do with his undergrad degree, but people dismiss it as a harmless rivalry.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
as if that's a "harmless" rivalry. But still. If you sister is as unlike the rest of your family as you say,
it makes sense her choice of husband might be as well. And what is cute(in the annoying way) in a sibling is as annoying as anything (and NOT cute) with someone else.
At least I have a beach.
The last game of the year for us is always against USC every other year. Has been for decades
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
When we play in LA, we play on Thanksgiving weekend
Thus it shall ever be
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Sounds like you're barking up the wrong tree, Bruin
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
You're so damned reasonable and logical
He’s still an asshole.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I'll defer to your personal knowledge.
But seriously, did the drama continue? I thought all was well and resolved?
At least I have a beach.
It started up again today. I don't know why
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Ugh, that's even worse
I feel for you
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Unlike W.Va, where a bowl of spaghetti would be appropriate
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 4, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You're going to need a big graph
I have 6 siblings, 9 nieces and nephews, and 2 God-Children
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Only now, once you were married, right?
/All the Catholic guilt
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I take it you didn't get the last two Christmas letters?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I was removed from the list,
for having the audacity to move to Georgia.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
sorry, sarcasm font and all that.
/will be in Georgia for much of the summer
//maybe
///fingers crossed
At least I have a beach.
If you're (un)fortunate enough to head up to Atlanta
Let us know. There’s a few of us around the metro area, and I don’t think all of us are creepy.
Nadolig Hapus
/stows information away for summer
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You thought you escaped scot-free?
OH HO HO NO
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
isn't he the one you had to pull out of a fucking snow bank last winter?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
There's one in every family. Just send him the text your sister sent you?
Or, alternately, ignore him…
At least I have a beach.
I am not fond of one of my BILs either
I think this is a universal condition. Wife agreed to buy a birthday gift for their mother and split the cost with brothers. I hosted the party for their mother. One paid up with a Target gift card which had $10 less than the amount owed, the other outright muled me. Not happy.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 4, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
I have two of them
one is at best of questionable ethics and at worst a con man; the other is at best a lazy alcoholic and at worst a lazy, abusive alcoholic.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
I remain civil. But have nothing in common with either of them.
One is sorta alright, the other I could do without. Both are just clods, really.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 4, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
I have two, they are two of my best friends
Wife’s twin bro and older bro. My sister’s boyfriend is suspect though, so maybe someday he’ll fill my quota.
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
I will not have a BIL...
what’s the rule on the husband of a sister in law?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
your brother?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
This
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I thought you were only dating right now?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
I am- was a general question, brought about by stempke's comments about his mother
And the reminder it was of the questions I faced at Christmas
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/tries to whistle while looking innocent.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Mine's cool.
Not a lot in common, but a good guy. I’ve heard horror stories, though.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
Not about mine, mind you.
But other family members and friends. Not cool stuff.
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
I could have phrased that better...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Where's the fun in that?
Besides I need low hanging fruit right now, since my team is losing to the school down river.
LadyCats beat #8 aTm in squeekyhoops, at least that is good.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Like... your wife's sister's husband?
You are under no obligation to even acknowledge he exists
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Unless you need him to help you move.
Then he’s your best friend.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
I have that rule about my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommates.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Am I allowed to completely ignore him, except for sports trolling purposes?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Excellent!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Thankfully
I don’t have to deal with BIL from my sisters yet. I have a feeling that I will not like them at all.
Nadolig Hapus
I turn on the TV and clemson has yet to be fucked
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
Guys. I'm starting to get giddy for the champ game.
Like running around the house and shrieking giddy.
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
Oh,
thank you for the Wazzu pirate video.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
You're welcome. :)
He gave a live chat yesterday and wants to see a grizzly bear wrestle a Great White. Awesome new coach is awesome.
Holy shit.
He’s made of win.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I'll link the replay of the chat transcript if anyone wants it.
It’s got a lot of standard boring stuff he has to say but holy god, a couple of gems.
do you really think Mike Leach will be wrong on such a topic? I don't
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Unlike, say
Octopi:
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
So I googled "Great White wrestler" just to see what would happen
Turns out that pasty ginger bastard Stubob posted a picture of is nicknamed The Great White.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
He is impressively white.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
The Shirt '12, coming soon to the Hammes Bookstore
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 4, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
[Bizarre cheeseball slogan goes here.]
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
this picture is a lot more imposing than stubobs, and yet he appears nearly transparent.
At least I have a beach.
A smile vs a scowl can really change a man's look I guess
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Why is an injured football player receiving medical attention at a tailgate?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions
Why is a carnivorous big cat roaming a populated area?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Oh!
Tell your husband thank you very much for the Japanese phrases.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I will! I hope they were useful!
His big presentation is Friday, so he’s trying not to get distracted at the moment.
At least I have a beach.
It would have been useful
had the person I talked to been from Japan, and not Torrance, CA.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Pass along our good luck wishes!
I’m sure he’ll do great
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Tell KG good luck!
And he can cheer for K-State afterwards.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
Don Shula, another notable D3 graduate
Go Blue Streaks!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
40 minutes in and only 800 posts?
somebody’s not typing!! get to work there commentariat!
are these real bloggers' posts?
I already made a backup! Proud of myself, I am!
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Can these shitbirds in the booth go one play without referencing the NFL?
No. No they cannot.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Spencer had a great article on SBN about that.....
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
At least last night the crew didn't talk much NFL.
Only time I remember it was when they discussed whether Wilson might leave early. They did think West Virginia is still part of Virginia though.
"NOW IN COLLEGE"
“ONLY ONE FOOT HAS TO BE IN”
I think they consider college football as some funny thing that provides draftees and is what people watch between the regular season and the playoffs
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
RAWR DABO ANGRY.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions
TTTTTT FOR TEMPLE UUUUUUUUUUUUU
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Clemson doing the fucking early
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
ACC SPEED
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 4, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions
Fuck, Clemson!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions
You are the safety.
Your job is to be the last line of defense should a runner evade all your other teammates.
/detours around safety into Belgium
How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
by North 2 on Jan 4, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Eddie Whitley is confused at this concept
He instead prefers to flail wildly and kung-fu kick teammates in his path.
how many times can you
say Dwayne Allen in a single sentence about Dwayne Allen…. I mean Dwayne Allen is so multiple. Dwayne Allen is tall with Dwayne Allen type speed that only Dwayne Allen can catch.
thanks gruden
Meanwhile, Oregon just scored another TD.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
2 and a half minutes to go, Temple leads Dook by 9
lol Dook
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Clemson fans rocking "All In" signs
I don’t care if it was you or Auburn who started this first
I just know it looks somehow even more lame when YOU do it
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Hey, Switzer Slam.
We went as all in as you can go.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, at this point
they should probably concede that as an “Auburn thing”
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 4, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Dabo just wanted to do the hokey-pokey.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
They also play in a 'Death Valley'
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
When the goal is to get the deficit to single digit at halftime., your basketball team has not played well.
I hate KU.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 8:45 PM EST reply actions
Kansas gonna Kansas?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Playing at Allen Field House.
K-State has not done well there in the past 20+ years.
So of course the same thing happens this year, but the lead is only 11 for KU now.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Isn't it weird?
Weekends it’s “Let’s do something” Weeknights during break it’s “Leave me the fuck alone”
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 8:46 PM EST reply actions
I haven't seen her for 3 weeks
And that extend to 4
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 4, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Ahhhh love...
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 4, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
some dare call it "The Binky Bowl"
Anybody made that joke yet? Dabo strikes first, anyway.
by Grib on Jan 4, 2012 8:48 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
Wooooooooooo Auburn MNC reference
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
drink?
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
If you'd like.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
obligatory Michael Dyer won't play for Auburn anymore
sorry
it had to be done
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 4, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Meh. Whatever. We have more.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
We don't pay for those.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Well more than $25K.
Oregon got Seastrunk for that but cheaped out on the option to resign which only would have run them an additional $15K.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Yeah, that's just a damn shame
He could have done like Tray Blackmon used to do and work his way out of the doghouse. But I guess he doesn’t want to. He will be missed.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
"wait I got a great idea!"
“let’s fuck up our chance at being a premier runningback at an SEC school, a possible heisman candidate, and an NFL payday to sit out a year before I play for Arkanas State!
BRILLIANT!"
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 4, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
You're right. Should have done like everyone else and kicked ass at UNA for a year before going pro.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
haha is Terry Bowden still there?
the island misfit toys mofos!
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 4, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
He downgraded to Akron.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Hey, half the NFL at least is from non I-A schools
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
but none of them are drafted in the first two rounds
with that guaranTEED pay day
it’s not what it used to be, but it’s still a lot to us plebes
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 4, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
someone get a gif of the two CU players tackling each other
right then
"excuse me, can you blow me where the pampers is?"
That was pretty awesome.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
That player clearly has a rubber core
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 4, 2012 8:52 PM EST reply actions
I CAN SAVE A PLANE WITH MY NISSAN
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
EDSBS Mythbusters:
BUSTED!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Excuse me
but do you gentlemen know a means by which I could upload motion picture recordings to the Facebook social networking website?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 8:53 PM EST reply actions
Visage Pastry?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
That event is passe, but only just recently so
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Perhaps I shall go for a stroll in a high-speed telecommunications fantasy land.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
fucking hate those commercials
“hey, just sit there on your phone and be a prick”
"excuse me, can you blow me where the pampers is?"
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA, WAY BEFORE NIRVANA
THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Bowling for Soup? So 7 years ago
Though they made the theme song for Phineas and Ferb so somehow they’re still around collecting a paycheck
Twitter: RyanMcD29
There's 104 days of summer vacation...
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
and school comes along just to end it
so the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it
LIKE MAYBE
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Building a rocket or finding a mummy or climbing up the Eiffel tower.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy,
or climbing up the Eiffel Tower…
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
What was done there
I see it.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 4, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
TD West bah gawd Virginia.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
BAH GAWD THATS HOLGORSEN'S MUSIC
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Huh. Kzyzyaerksdakski called Temple a NCAA-tournament caliber game.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 4, 2012 8:57 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Is college basketball also following the "hey, let's all suck" trend?
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka
My team is ranked now. Do we get protection from the zebras yet?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Well I can tell you that being ranked is quite transitory
/sob
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
That's the ref's job
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
DEPLOY ALL THE PLUMLEES
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
I believe it's a "Redick"
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That would imply that multiple Plumlees occupy less space than a single Plumlee
Mass conversion issue
The Plumlee quark?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
How does Scheyer fit into this equation?
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 4, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
What's a Scheyer?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Leibniz did it!
/hopes somebody gets the reference
//realizes AT isn’t here
///thinks it unlikely
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
One man deserves the credit, one man deserves the blame, Nikolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Jan 4, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Though factually incorrect, you still receive the Tom Lehrer auto-rec
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
He was geometry, right?
/I always got confused with the Russian scientists and polymaths
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Yep, he was a geometer
Non-Euclidean, which is pretty interesting
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
A little rusty but
wasn’t Leibniz like 200 years later b/c newton never told anyone?
by Grib on Jan 4, 2012 9:11 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
They were basically concurrent
And themselves fought over this
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
They were independent, but concurrent
Newton started with differentials, Leibniz with area under curves(integrals) – they arrived at the Fundmental Theorem of Calculus at about the same time
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And German and English mathematicians basically refused to acknowledge each other's work for centuries
because of it
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
It has to be a plethora of Plumlees, right?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Screw it. A murder of Plumlees.
If it’s good enough for crows, am I right?
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
Works as a unit of Zeller measurement as well
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 4, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Somewhere else, Spike Lee rants and raves.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
TRENT ON THE TV TRENT ON THE TV
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
So when are we getting a Peggy commercial where Corso says "fuck it?"
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 4, 2012 8:59 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Can't rec from phone
But want to.
by Grib on Jan 4, 2012 9:01 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Got it for you.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Um, what the fuck dancing WfnVU kick team dude
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
THIS KID LOVES TO PLAY FOOTBALL
no one else on the field does. NO ONE.
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
"I liked football, you know, before it got mainstream"
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 4, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
All right, let's make this interesting.
If Gruden speaks a full sentence that doesn’t contain a footbaw cliche, I will chug an entire bottle of gin.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions
Here's my mostly-full 1.75 L of Bombay Sapphire
Enjoy
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Don't make him chug the good gin!
Give him something shitty!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
/hands over heaven hill
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
/finds bottom-shelf gin
“[Actual store’s name] gin? WTF?”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
I MUST HAVE MY GORDON'S AND MY EDSBS.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Got some for Christmas. Any specific drinks in which I should put it?
Other question: how long does vermouth last? I’m at my parents’ place tonight and they have some that is probably almost 30 years old from their wedding reception. Still good?
Go gata!
I am still trying to figure out more inventive recipes than G&T that are also not super complicated
There are things like the rickey, etc. which are nice as summer drinks.
And yeah, vermouth doesn’t last for 30 years, much less 2 or 3.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
oh hell. I guess I'll have to stick to the gins and tonic.
Thankee, sir. I figured it was worthless, but the fact that they had 30 yr old vermouth (and 30 yr old bitters) cracked me up.
Go gata!
Sounds like my parents.
They have no idea that the bottles in their liquor cabinet have not contained actual liquor since I was in high school.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Water bottles, eh?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Or apple juice.
Depending on the original contents.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
you should go in and crack open a bottle
and after tasting just say “hummm I think this has gone bad….all the alcohol has evaporated!”
are these real bloggers' posts?
Nah, I think I'll just wait and see if they ever figure it out.
Dollars to donuts they blame it on my little sister.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
It's good to be the eldest sometimes
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yeah, nothing wrong with the old G&T
If you are willing to splurge, I recommend Fentiman’s, Q, or Fevertree for the fancy mixer’s
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
i have the whole foods brand tonic water.
It cuts the mustard. I’ll have to remember those.
Go gata!
That should be more than enough
I’m of the poors, so I’m hardly using Fevertree all the time, but there’s a noticeable difference between that and Generic Corn Syrup with Quinine
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
muddle in a lime wedge and a sprig of mint.
Gin mojito-like drink.
I enjoy’d it.
Someone else on here recommended I try it.
I am passing it on.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 4, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
your gin bottle will be very lonely
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
JAWS, WHAT'S BRITNEY SPEARS DOING WITH HER LIFE?
You think you have it rough? I'm an NC State fan.
Still one of the craziest things an announcer has EVER said in a broadcast.
Ever.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 4, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
"What?"
/Stafford throws winning TD
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 4, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
who cares!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 4, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
/activated charcoal futures plummet
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 4, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Just coming in from a nice dinner to say HAHAHAHAHAAHAH FUCK YOU DOOK
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 4, 2012 9:02 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Great, just what we needed
A pissed-off Duke coming into Philips this weekend.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 4, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck Duke, indeed.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
some just say Duke is pretty lousy at football so who cares?
please take the bouncyball comments somewhere else
are these real bloggers' posts?
Y'all been busy. I've come to partake in the Clemson Fucking!
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 4, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions
At least the Charles is working his schematic advantage on KU football with his coaching assistants.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 4, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions
Lololololololol.
Powlus.
Lololololololol.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
for realsies?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 4, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
yep
qb coach
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
He was his QB coach at ND after he shit-canned Vaas as well
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
YUP.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
SQUEEEEEEEEE
and his 12mil is guaranteed?
He’s trying to get fired and get paid.
MURICAN DREEM
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 4, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
You know what ESPN needs to play all the time during their telecasts?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLaAz7XE_jo
Best NCAA Football video game song ever.
Twitter: RyanMcD29
HAM
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
SAMMY WATKINS SAMMY WATKINS SAMMY WATKINS
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 4, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions
I.... what... I... stupid... I don't
Exact quote of douche-potato’s latest text message “I’m tired of having to deal with ’But Uncle Stempke says…”
I SAID NOTHING AT ALL, YOU PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE FUCK
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Dammit, Uncle Stempke, maybe you should quit being so awesome.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I second this sentiment. Not your problem.
He needs to deal with his family himself.
At least I have a beach.
turn off phone, pay attention only to football and silly comments here
are these real bloggers' posts?
This, or call him and be incredibly pissed off
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
this option is more fun for us! Or, get the Mrs. to do it! She defends you pretty well!
At least I have a beach.
Senora Bolsas Calientes!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
sounds like they all made up
and decided that you were the scapegoat.
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 4, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
I Ctrl+A'd
is there something I need to scroll up and read?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 4, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Stempke's brother-in-law is a shit
and wants Stempke to “stay out of [niece]’s life.”
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
El Cuñado
Brolos are the worst.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
by alpelican on Jan 4, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Heeheehee
I am glad there are The League references popping up here
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
My favorite parts are when they're ripping on each other,
because my friends and I are similar(though not as vulgar, mean, or crazy, but close)
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Mmmmhmmm
and they captured it perfectly
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
went to high school with the Duplass brothers
graduated with Mark’s brother Jay
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 4, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Then I know some other people you went to HS with!
Blue Jays Ahoy
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
A.M.D.G.
class of 1991
"You put a ball on the line, and they'll scrap you for it." Les Miles
by I ate the grass on Jan 4, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Can Dirty Randy come over?
No
Dirty Randy is coming over.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
Which one is the pee corner?
Listen, I know how I work.
Crunch. No, wait, Beefheart. No, wait, Kangaroo.
OU AYE DEAR OULD PAP-PAP DOUCHEPOTATO OF COUNTY ROLLA.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
I'm literally laughing out loud.
I needed that
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
1000 now, so DIVE DIVE DIVE
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/3/2680685/orange-bowl-thread-2#comments
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/3/2680685/orange-bowl-thread-2#comments
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/3/2680685/orange-bowl-thread-2#comments
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/3/2680685/orange-bowl-thread-2#comments
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/3/2680685/orange-bowl-thread-2#comments
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/3/2680685/orange-bowl-thread-2#comments
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/3/2680685/orange-bowl-thread-2#comments
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 4, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Trolling us?
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 4, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
...
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 4, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaangry
Rec
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 4, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
If you'd done your due diligence, you would've noticed that my copy and paste job was incomplete
Remembered to switch bowl from sugar to orange
Failed to switch date
Sposed to be SEC
a la la la bamba
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 4, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
I fell for it
/george michael gif
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
I fell for it in spite of the comments below
/Creature of habit
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 4, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
WHY U LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS ROLLIN' DAWG?
Don't call him Junior. Someone called him Junior once. Once.
by Trouble's A Bruin on Jan 4, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Well played, sirrah
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I WOULD be mad
but this was possibly the funniest thing ever posted on a college football blog in the middle of the night
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 4, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
I need a ruling:
Lost a bet on last night’s game with a Michigan fan co-worker. Loser was supposed to wear the winner’s school-themed attire to work. We’re a business casual dress code. I gave him my VT polo ahead of time; he showed up this morning with a Michigan SWEATSHIRT.
Have I welched on the bet by refusing to wear it until he gets something I’m actually allowed to wear?
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
You're doing it right.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Justified in wearing it
The sweatshirt is the essence of the B1G. Is it gray? Please say it’s gray.
It's a regional thing
I don’t even own a sweatshirt.
Looks down
yup
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
No, it's his fault.
As soon as a Michigan shirt that is appropriate for work shows up, you’ll wear it, right?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
That's what I tried to agree to do.
“But I’m a Cinci grad, I don’t have any other Michigan gear. Why are you wussing out, no one will see.”
Note that about 4 times/year (or when I’m doing manual labor at work and get permission) I’m allowed to wear casual gear and I offered wear the sweatshirt to work then as well.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
He's a Cincy grad?
ALL BETS ARE OFF, DUE TO HIM BEING A DOUCHENOZZLE
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
*AHEM*
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 4, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Grad student, does not count
Else I’d have to root for FSU
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
hmm...I'll try that, but I'm not sure he even has any Cincy gear.
I don’t think he cares about Cincy sports at all. Amazing, considering both him and his doctor-wife are grads.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
MAYBE IT'S JUST ME
but he who makes a bet, assumes the risks of losing it, jus’ sayin
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 4, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
They sound like video game commentators
“Hey this is football”
“Austin is an All-American as A KICK RETURNER”
This brings up
Marv Albert half-assing NFL QB Club 98.. a terrible terrible game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs3Jra-WnYU
Twitter: RyanMcD29
by RyanMcD29 on Jan 4, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that game was fucking awful
"All I want for Christmas is a blog where criticism of other teams is based only on hatred for that program rather than facts and statistics...oh wait, it’s already here!! OTE!! Thanks Santa!"
HOW ABOUT THIS
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/4/2683010/because-today-is-the-anniversary-of-the-blender-please-to-enjoy-a
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/4/2683010/because-today-is-the-anniversary-of-the-blender-please-to-enjoy-a
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/4/2683010/because-today-is-the-anniversary-of-the-blender-please-to-enjoy-a
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/4/2683010/because-today-is-the-anniversary-of-the-blender-please-to-enjoy-a
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
/checks link address
//clicks
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 4, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
/Checks address once
//Checks address a second time
Trust has been forever violated
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 4, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
COULD SOMEONE TELL CLEMSON THAT BOWL GAME CRIMES DO NOT COUNT TOWARDS THE FULMER CUP?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
I'd just like to take this opportunity to submit my application for defensive coordinator at (fuck) Clemson
OK HEREZ MY PLAN
STEP WUN: RUSH THE PASSIR
STEP TU: COVUR RESEEVURS
STEP THREE: TACKLE PEEPUL
STEP FOUR:
STEP FIVE: MAKE TAHJ BOYD A SAMMICH
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 4, 2012 11:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
DID THIS THREAD JUMP OR AM I FUCKED LIKE CLEMSON????!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?
I know I’m drunk like it
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
We all KNOW what to do to Clemson
but knowing what to do and actually doing are two different things…
Tonight, West Virginia…well, you know the rest…
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