AN EDSBS PSA: IDENTITY THEFT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU
by Spencer Hall on Jan 31, 2012 5:06 PM EST
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PrintIdentity theft impacts 8.3 million Americans every year. Hi, I'm Penn State head coach Bill O'Brien… Or am I? Your personal information can be taken from you in a moment of carelessness. Your credit, your finances, and even your reputation can be taken from you in a single act. I'm living proof.
You may know me from my work with the New England Patriots. But you may also know me from the time someone decided to use the personal information I left carelessly unguarded to steal my identity, apply for the Penn State job, and then take the job using my name and a local actor bearing some resemblance to me. This violated my very person, and has threatened my career.
Note: I may be laying low about this in public.
"Tomorrow night, I'll get a fax of our signees. I already have a pretty good idea of who they're going to be. Again, it's really more about the Patriots and making sure we're ready for today's practice, tomorrow's meetings and Sunday's game. So it's day-to-day."
But trust me, this is a surprise to me because I have no idea what these people are asking me about. It is terrifying, since I have done no recruiting for Penn State whatsoever. I haven't even been in State College since I was 23 years old. This is the dream where you show up to school naked for a test you have not studied for, and it is my reality.
I am the offensive coordinator for the New England Patriots, a job of great importance where I help Bill Belichick by preparing him coffee, finding fresh dishrag loincloths to wear around the office, and procuring smokeless tobacco for Coach Belichick while he coaches everything himself. I like this job. I need no other.
This is what happens when you dont ask questions about a Redbox machine that asks you to insert your social security card. It was not worth it, Corky Romano. Also, please don't make your social security number your customized doormat greeting, either.
In retrospect, I would not make this home decorating decision twice.
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Gonna be that guy.
Penn State is in State College, PA. College Station is in TX.
/ducks
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Jan 31, 2012 5:11 PM EST via Android app reply actions
Oh.
I is dumb.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Jan 31, 2012 5:18 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Apparently Not
see edit :-)
"Don't live your life on the default settings"
by MisterBigglesworth on Jan 31, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
Ha-ha!
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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by jasonkylebates on Jan 31, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions
Dangly parts?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
"I haven't even been in College Station since I was 23 years old."
First step of college coaching: Learn where your jerb is located.
Free at last!
It would appear Bill O'Brien's identity has also been stolen by a young defensive lineman in the northeast
What are the NCAA’s rules on player/coaches these days?
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Is there such a creature up there?
I figured an easier time finding Nessie or Sasquatch.
by Bama Boogie Down on Jan 31, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
Connie Mack thinks its legit.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/Pete Rose crashes through ceiling.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
Digging the collection of Chinook yearbooks in the background.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
The image of Leach in WSU gear still takes a lot of getting used to.
I’m glad that he’s back, and it’s cool that he’s there, but it’s a little jarring.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Don't worry, PSU
OC of Super Bowl-bound N.E. Patriots coming to your school after National Signing Day? It worked out great for ND in the end.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 31, 2012 6:16 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Oy
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Jan 31, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Bill Belicheck coaching tree?
It has no branches.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Thats okay
O’Brien is from the O’Leary coaching tree, which makes him from the Ross coaching tree. Which seems to be doing pretty well. At least in Orlando and State College.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
where is everyone?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
It's drive home time for most.
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Ah, good point
On an unrelated note. I am really getting sick of ESPN
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
aren't we all?
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Jan 31, 2012 7:04 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'm sick of all the time they spend covering hockey.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
The ESPNU thing...
I understand the business model…but that doesn’t mean I have to like it.
Again, where is everyone? Is this the thread everyone is at?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure. Someone said it's drive home time for many.
And Justified is on tonight, so I guess we get people sometime.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
Allow me to explicate further.
This place has always, always, always slowed down a ton between around 5:30 ET and 7:30 ET on weekdays. If we were to gather comment frequency data and graph it, it would make a nifty bell curve.
There have been times when there hasn’t been a single comment posted between 6-7 ET. It’s just the way it is.
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I left the old rockpile early
so I could catch the UK game.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 31, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
Who is this 3rd Hasselbeck brother and why is he going by the handle O'Brien?
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Jan 31, 2012 6:59 PM EST reply actions
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Jan 31, 2012 7:07 PM EST reply actions
Mane.
saxattack hate Super Bowl coverage prep purp.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Perhaps you don't fully understand.
But Tom Brady is still fuming about losing to the New York Giants (the very same team as he’ll face next Sunday!) four years ago. All he’s had to comfort him in the years since is millions of dollars and a perfect life.
No no, it's not the fact that it's on that bothers me.
But all sorts of people have to work on such coverage. Which makes them cancel plans.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Ahh, my bad. Prep and purp blended into one word when I read your comment.
This literacy thing is harder than I imagined.
tl;dr takes on a whole new meaning.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 31, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
prep purp?
I needs a dictionary
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
College Basketball
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
For some reason this isn't surprising
“Good news for the NCAA enforcement team: 85.6 percent says no way. The bad news? About one in seven players admit they’d take the money and run. “Knowing nobody would ever find out, who’s going to turn down that much money?” wonders an SEC-bound defender. “Not me. I haven’t gotten any money offers like that, but I wish I had.”
So does Auburn have any ESPN 150 defensive recruits?
Oh, he didn't actually get offered any money.
He’s gotta be Arkansas all the way.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Could be Vandy or KY
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
Step 1: Get filthy rich.
Step 2: Offer $5,000 to as many players on [INSERT RIVAL SCHOOL HERE] as possible.
Step 3: Report Violation to NCAA.
Step 4: Profit.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 31, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
OH NO I'VE BEEN ORDERED TO DISASSOCIATE MYSELF FROM THE KANSAS JAYHAWK ATHLETIC PROGRAM
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by jonfmorse on Jan 31, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Apparently someone already took care of steps 2 and 3 for me.
I would have rather enjoyed steps 1 and 4 for myself though.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
YEAH, BUT your guys spent 20 minutes to much a day stretching!
/blergh
My loyal heart avows no other.
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You.
I made a comment late yesterday asking if anyone knew an extremely pedantic PDE textbook (I’m not at the level of “thinking like a math person” right now, so it would help to see every step rather than to move quickly assuming I can pick it up). I don’t think you were around, but I figure you might be the most likely one to know.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I responded there, with the caveat "it may be too late"
Paul’s Online Math Notes are a great resource – try here. If those don’t work, I took DiffEQ with Blanchard/Devaney/Hall’s “Differential Equations”, the 3rd Edition. And, as always, if you email me, I’ll try to help you out as best I can.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Ooh. That looks promising.
Thanks a bunch!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Sure thing- Paul's is a great source for lots of math things, because they're basically lecture notes,
written out longhand
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
First we get the jobs, then we get the khakis, then we get the girls
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Unfortunately that wont be enough if rival school is UConn basketball
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
Is this where we're at?
Because I’m lonely
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 31, 2012 7:41 PM EST reply actions
NO NO NO NO NO NO
And she’s not here. Again.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 31, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
Is your roommate mad at you for the situation now?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
He doesn't seem like it
But you should all know how fucking non-confrontational he is
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 31, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
I'd still expect some passive-aggressive nonsense if he were really upset with you.
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Does "non-confrontational" spill over into "passive-aggressive"?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
He's not the passive aggressive one
jon is probably right. Since he came in and apologized to me the next morning, I think he’s not mad at me
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 31, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
who is biscuits?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
Hellbeast.
Busted Biscuit Tube being a physical descriptor.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
Everytime I bust the biscuit tube it startles me
every.single.time
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
The Hellbeast
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
That's what hellbeast looks like
Uncooked biscuits. Like the tube
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 31, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
"Auburn, the tribe has spoken. It's time to put out your torch and leave the tribal council area."
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by jonfmorse on Jan 31, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/WVU somehow lights their own seat on fire.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 31, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Well they were sitting on the couch
It was going to happen regardless.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
/Texas A&M pisses everyone off so bad they only survive due to repeated acquisition of immunity idol
//inexplicably invited back for four consecutive seasons
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If I get into multiple graduate schools, I fully plan on doing a commitment ceremony.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I want to fucking axe-murder Jim Burr.
That is all.
Okay, I lied. I also want to fucking axe-murder Dan Dakich, whose occasional flashes of insight are nowhere near worth wading through the utter bullshit he spews the rest of the time.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
A suggestion:
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Sorely tempted.
But then I would miss out on Tirico, who is actually pretty good. It’s the same dilemma as the bad old days with the Senative and Rece Davis.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Why would we want to display him if we want to avoid him?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Display makes him go away, silly.
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Ohhhh good point
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
A brief, unedited conversation with a Yankees fan.
“How do you feel about the Prince Fielder thing?”
“Good.”
“Seriously? I mean, that’s a lot of money.”
Please spot the logical flaw.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I think it's like when a friend says, "You sure you want that piece of pizza?
It looks awful greasy. Probably give you the shits or something."
How would a Yankees fan know who Prince Fielder is?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
Conversing with a Yankees fan
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by saxattack29 on Jan 31, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
HEY, I'LL TELL YA WHAT PAULIE, AIN'T NO ONE CAN SPEND MONEY LIKE THA FUCKIN' YANKEES.
DETROIT? THE FUCK PAULIE? THEY EVEN GOT FUCKIN’ MONEY IN FUCKIN’ DETROIT? I THOUGHT THEYS PLAYED BASEBALL IN A FUCKIN’ HOLE IN THA GROUND IN BURLAP FUCKIN’ SACKS. NOW, NEW YAWK, WE GOTS FUCKIN’ MONEY TO SPEND. WE GOTS US THAT AL EEEEEST PROFITABILITY, AIN’T DAT RIGHT PAULIE? I’MMA HANG THE FUCK UP AND FUCKIN’ LISTEN NOW. MAY YO FIRST CHILD BE A MASCULINE ONE, OR AT LEAST NOT A MOTHAFUCKIN’ COCKSUCKING BOSTON FAN.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 31, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
$$$$ CHAMPS PAULIE
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
This guy, and his cousin the Yankee hating Boston fan, pretty much sum up my childhood.
The trick is to tell them you’re a Mets fan. If you tell them you don’t life baseball, they want to convert you. If you tell them you’re a Mets fan, you’re already dead.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 31, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
You assumed
A Yankee fan knows how much they pay each player?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
The Yankees don't pay their players anymore than the merest pittance required to live in the Greatest City in the World.
Players come to New York to play for the Greatest Baseball Team in the World, and the honor and prestige of doing so is all they require.
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by jonfmorse on Jan 31, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why do they go to New York if the Greatest Baseball Team in the World is located in Atlanta?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
Surely you jest
The Pirates are located in Pittsburgh.
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Pirates would be better if they were in Lubbock
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
And if all there games were played in Wichita
Or Chicago.
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
I have a feeling you aren't really SVP
Or Peter King has sat on you and started posting in your stead.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Im beginning to think your first name really isnt socrates
Nor are you a philosopher
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
My real name is Herman the Kid
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
My real name is Dick Whitman
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
I am the real Michael Bay
/EXPLOSIONS
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
I am the real Slim Shady
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Sit yer ass down
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
/Stands up
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm Ron Burgundy?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I am Spartacus.
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm Brian
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Auto-rec engaged
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
WELEASE WOGER!
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
You could be Hammond -
the destroyer of worlds is NEGA-Hammond. Unless it’s SUNSPHERE.
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My name is Rob
I gotta real funky concept
Listen up, ‘cause I’m gonna keep you in step
I got an idea
That I wanna share
You don’t like it? So what, I don’t care
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 31, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
I've met some Douchebags in my time
And the aggregate of all douchebags I’ve met does not add up to the douchebaggery of Michael Bay, from the one time I saw him in person.
You shouldve done America a favor by punching him
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
We should delegate that to
the Auburn Institute of Exploding Dog Studies. You know, for irony’s sake.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/PuppyNuke.gif
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
/HelloYesThisIsMajorDog
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
/Poland infantry bear
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Wojtek!
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Jan 31, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Wojtek Auto-Rec
And patch:
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 31, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
DJ AM tops my list.
I never worked for him so I have no professional issues saying that.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
LAWLZ yankee fans.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 31, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Half our previous verbal commits were stolen by Urbz.
To be honest, I don’t really give a fuck who signs on the dotted line for PSU at this point. Whoever decides to jump aboard after the last 3 months of pure liquid shit gets my unending supports.
Consider this my official declaration of non-support of child molestation.
Of course this exists.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
They made that shirt at EFFF TEEE SEEE SPEEEEEDDDDD
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
EFFF?
Do you think you’re in the Curiouf Index?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I thought the whole idea of the joke was that Southerners can't speak/spell?
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Jan 31, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
And also get confused by the differences in responsibilities in the FTC and SEC.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
Not all southerners are dumb.
Even I know that one regulates teevee stations and the other is a football conference.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Jan 31, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
ISWYDT
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
Why is it UK blue?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
trolololololol
Duke is darker slightly. Right next to each other on the Pantone system
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
dude
why you flirting with me? Weird
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
I love how instead of just replacing the 5 with a 6,
they feel the need to remind us that winning 6 straight involves winning the 5 before it.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 31, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
LOGIC'D
Can’t have six without 6 Paaaawwl.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Well, the real trouble will start when they run out of fingers to count on.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That's OK. Evil Richt wins #7 next year. Then the meteors hit. Yes, plural.
by Counter Trap on Jan 31, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
Aaron Murray for Heisman
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
The Alabama Titles shirt
Uses a small chalk board like this, http://thechalkboardtee.com/guys_brickwall.html , so each fan can write in what ever of number of titles they claim to have.
I like to erase them and write threeve
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Imaginary square root of negative one.
Just for those of you who bitched the entire month of December about the rematch.
by Counter Trap on Jan 31, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Meh
Didn’t mind the rematch so much. But I do find the conflicting title claims among Bama fans entertaining
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
1% of the episodes have 99% of the Ice Pick Nix
This shall not stand
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Also:
The Sigourney Weaver-narrated Planet Earth is an abomination and should be scorched from the earth. Attenborough>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Weaver
by emc503 on Jan 31, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Hey!
He made a park full of dinosaurs that ate Samuel L. Jackson!
He cannot be trusted with Planet Earth!
/loves that show
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
I guess that was ...
/puts on shades
a bridge to far
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHh
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Call me a purist
But I want my playful, grandfatherly British accented commentary while watching it.
What savings!
Sorry for the size.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
by OHokie on Jan 31, 2012 8:25 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
WE ALL HATE KROGER
/looks like Kroger font
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
It's not your town's Murder Kroger is it?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Almost.
3rd worst behind the one that was robbed while full of people and the one where there was a crash-n-dash.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Just asking
Cause every town seems to have one
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
#TeamHarrisTeeter
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
#TeamPublix
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
#Wegmann's
/remember I’m in Haiti
//whimpers
by Counter Trap on Jan 31, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Wegmans isn't on Long Island or the Atlanta area sooooyeah
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Thats still in business?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
I was shocked to see a Winn Dixie in West Palm last month.
by Counter Trap on Jan 31, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah...I was about to ask about that to
To me Piggly Wiggly and Winn Dixie are pretty much the same
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Here in Lower Alabama
we have both! Because we are the worst location for grocery stores EVER!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
WD has been bought out.
They will be gone/rebadged within the year.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 1, 2012 9:10 AM EST up reply actions
Bi-Lo for $560 million
I know some locals who just got crazy paid
Story HERE
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 1, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions
I think so.
There are a bunch in Wisconsin.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Even more old-timey and rural:
IGA
/drops mic
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 31, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Our IGA turned into a Piggly Wiggly when I was a kid.
More rural than IGA: Big Bear.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Big Bear is defunct...
Or at least it was- used to be really popular everywhere in Ohio(and I’m assuming other Midwestern states), until it went bankrupt some years back. It used to be headquartered in Columbus- never really thought of it as rural, though.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
#TeamFiesta
I go for the parrot, stay for the prices.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 31, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Or shopping for bags of frosting. At a discount.
by Counter Trap on Jan 31, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
Furiously trying to invent a method of punching someone through the TV from 1000 miles away.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Who is it?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Jim Fucking Burr.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
What is a Demon Deacon?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
I knew that much
But…what is a demon deacon.
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Deacon's help administrate the church
like elders
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
so then demon deacon's help administrate the ACC?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I know
So is a demon Deacon a possessed deacon or something?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
yes. or just an extremely angry
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Between this and Duke
The ACC has some religious things going on that worry me
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
EEEEHHHHSEEESEEE ISSA LOOKIN FOR RELIGIOUS FREEDOM PAAAAWWWWLLL
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
CAN I GET A PRAISE BEAR!?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
better than "wildcats"
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Just call every team 'Tigers'
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
29 schools in D1 call themselves wildcats
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Blue Devils
I assume it means “Sad Satans”?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
it's actually a people group in Australia that the Brits hunted to extinction
OH WAIT NOPE it was a French military unit in WWI
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
14 teams in SEC
3 Tigers
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I like Elon's former nickname the best
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Not as good as Furman's
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Im hoping Furman's was completely by accident
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Christian Knights
wrap your head around that one
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I knew that...I was just saying I hope they somehow overlooked the F.U.C.K. when they assumed the nickname
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Just like North Texas's radio station.
K-UNT.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 31, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That is far more likely
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
It's actually KNTU for obvious reasons.
But it should be KUNT, since they’re Univ. of North Texas, not North Texas Univ.
DFW still has the Christian station KLTY “Fun for the Whole Family!”
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 31, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
I hope Kool-Aid advertises on that station.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
They may have until people started making car stickers
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Best thing I have ever written
Talk to your Tiger Mascot about Drugs before it’s too late
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/3/2680874/sugar-bowl-second-half-denard-overthrow-thread#87522618
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
A deacon is a church official- in the Catholic Church, it's a step where men can perform some of the duties of a priest, but not all.
In other churches, they are also somewhere in the hierarchy, below ministers(I believe), but I’m not sure exactly what their roles are.
A “Demon Deacon”, therefore could either be a deacon for a demonic church, or a deacon who battles demons, or a deacon who acts quite intensely- for Wake’s purposes, I’d bet on the third of these.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Good lord, if you want to watch the worst game of basketball ever put on ESPN.
I think MSU and Illinois are something like 1 for 932 shooting.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
A viral infection that can incubate for years
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
But not as severe as its more lethal cousin...NFLAIDS
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
or Worse: Georgetout
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Symptoms include narcolepsy, lethargy, and sloth.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Soon to be the best basketball conference in America
in addition to its current title as the dullest
/even us and Pitt won’t do enough for the ACC, even ‘eers, Cinci and the ’ville wouldn’t do enough for the Big 12
Soon to be?
This year it is, or at least the deepest (the Big XII has a better upper tier – three legit Final Four threats instead of two).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Cincy and Louisville?
Silly drothgery, SLIM IS IN!
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 31, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
If judging best as most to get in the tourney
Bracketology has BIG at 8 and BE at 9, so yeah, I’d agree simply by BE getting gutted.
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
And that's with the BE having four more teams than us.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Goal for the SEC is 6
If we get 6 (not counting Mizzou) then it will be a huge success for the SEC.
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
worse game: Wisconsin v. PSU
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
They combined for the 36-33 shit sandwich last year.
I’m not surprised.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Is Bo Ryan satisfied with flaming out before the sweet 16? has to be.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I don't think you can say WI flames out since flames tend to move fast and furiously.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 31, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
maybe it's just autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
My girls have fallen in love with "There's a Monster at the End of this Book"
Could not be happier. Go pound sand, Dora – I’ve got Muppets to impersonate.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 31, 2012 8:45 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Carmen Sandiego spits on Dora
explorer, my ass.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
But she says Hola that's international dude
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
yo dwag
i heard you like dying mascots, so we put a dead mascot in your dead mascot.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
yo dawg. I heard you like apples, so we put an apple pie in your apple.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 31, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Yo Dwag
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
And she teaches young men
Attractive redheads are menacing but you will always chase them and they will always but just out of your grasp
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
So, you knew me from kindergarten until, roughly, now, then?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I didn't read past "attractive redheads"
did he insult us, or what?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
There are plenty of attractive redheads at Purdue
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Atlantis
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Uh...
I am confused by what you mean
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Had a mostly unrequited crush on a beautiful redhead all the way through school
She’s back in my hometown and I always make time to see her when I’m home, in the totally platonic way you do with old flames. Think Garth Brooks “Unanswered Prayers” if you can stand the music.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
except me
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
BEST BOOK EVAR!
And I know you can do the Grover voice.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Wonder if the laptop can handle espn3 and edsbs ... probably not.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 31, 2012 8:46 PM EST reply actions
USE THE BRAKE
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
I can't imagine trying to make a Skype call while on EDSBS and watching ESPN
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 31, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
ESPN immediately goes by the wayside.
EDSBS gets scrolled and shift-a’d every 5 minutes or so.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
This is what the iPad is for.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Fruk.
at motel and I can’t access espn3 through the wireless and they don’t have fx on the cable selection either.
This stinks to the nth degree.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 31, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
You can log in using the home cable account ... now to figure that part out.
Technology is great when it works.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 31, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
or VPN
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Unfortunately that isn't going to happen tonight.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 31, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Guess I'll be figuring out the remote login to the internet provider before this weekend.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 31, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
What do you need ESPN3 for?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
K-State v IA-State is on FSKC or FSMW and I'm in FSSW territory.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 31, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
hmmmmm
had any luck yet?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
I'm resigned to internet radio this evening.
I’ll get this figured out by Saturday so Feb isn’t RAEG filled.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 31, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
The problem is the ISP at your hotel
Doesn’t include ESPN3, right?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
If you get it at home, you can sign in through your internet provider.
I’ve done this while traveling.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Correct, but I don't have the info available immediately so better to just wait and not stress out.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 31, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Do you have a twitter account?
let me know
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Gosh darnit Clemson
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Something seems off in this post...
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
This is what happens when you find Clemson in the Alps!
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 31, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey guys, do you know how to post videos on facebook?
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
OH HAI GUYZ
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I LOVE BIG BROTHER
AND BIG TEN BASKETBALL
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
so, there's a final four candidate there somewhere?
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
/Purdue wins National Championship because of grit.
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
wait, a non-existent school wins the National Championship?
OH MY GOD THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT
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by greekpadre on Jan 31, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They already won the 2004 BCS championship
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Oh ESPN2 interviewing Cam Newton...
hmmm
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
like he said..
its an ongoing investigation…
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Meanwhile
Taylor Swift out, someone named Samantha Barks in.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
who is lana del ray again?
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
My HS-aged son's new favorite indie artist.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
High School kids like Indie music?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
did you go to high school?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I did, I didn't listen to mainstream, but i didn't exactly know what "indie" was
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
My kids lobby for transport in our car with XM . . .
. . . so they can listen to Alt Nation or SiriusXMU.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Self-interest FTW
I’m an aging “college rock” fan but have tried not to let my musical tastes fossilize. You cannot imagine how happy I was when the boys finally outgrew their top 40 phase.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Question:
I’m 25 so this question will vary but, is anyone else terrified about they’re kids listening to our “oldies”?
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 31, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
like Eminem?
mayyyyybe
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Eminem will be something where I'll be like: wait until you're in high school
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
just imagine the shit they'll come up with with my future kids are teens
I HATE MY FUTURE KIDS’ SHITTY MUSIC!
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 31, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, I liked a lot of bad nu metal
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
NOW FROM TIME LIFE
THE ULTIMATE CLASSIC CRUNK COLLECTION!
Featuring 70 songs on 35 CDs…just kidding. Remember CDs? You can’t get those anymore! For one easy payment of $35.99 (inflation happens), you can download all of the hits that you haven’t already pirated!!! Such classics like:
1. Get Low
2. Ms. Jackson
3. Snap Yo Fingers
4. Laffy Taffy
5. Yeah! (Usher feat. Lil’ Jon feat. Ludacris feat. Yung Joc feat. Nicki Minaj feat. Taylor Swift feat. Kanye (LOL-remember that timely internet slang?) feat. Lawrence Welk
I’m Andre 3000 here with some chick who was born in 1999, and we’ll be here dropping the dopest beats from the classic crunk era for the next half-hour!
by MGoEcon on Jan 31, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
and who can forget the smooth sounds of "I Like the Way You Move"
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TO THE WINDOW....TO THE WALL
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
that WAS their best album
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Nah man that was reload
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
history will be kind to Lulu
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I wanted to kill myself when Hey Ya made pop radio on the cantonese station in Singapore
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
The good Green Day is already on semi-oldies stations
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
there's no such thing
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Semi-oldies or good Green Day
If you are referring to the later…I sir challenge you to a duel
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
there's no such thing as good green day
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
...
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
well, there has a surge of 90's stations. you didnt hear that a few years ago.
you’ll hear smashing pumpkins right after seal and then they throw fucking lfo in the mix
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 31, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
DESPITE OF MY RAGE CHINESE FOOD MAKES ME SICK
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
The chickedy china?
The Chinese chicken?
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
Have a drum stick and your brain starts clicking.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 31, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Watchin' X-Files with no lights on.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
TEAM NO PANTS
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
haha not if you remember the rest of the lyrics!
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I thought it was his shirt he couldn't keep on.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
Wait so My Barenaked Ladies Lyrical references relating to B1G basketball
“A Viral Infection that can incubate for years” are too obscure for this board?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
You'll make your peace with it soon enough
XM has an entire station devoted to “classic alternative.” I think there’s a channel for old school rap, too.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I'm terrified when I hear Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Under the Bridge" on a "classic rock" station.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
like Smells like Teen spirit
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
You. My lawn.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
AND NOW MY BITTER HANDS
WRITE LYRICS THAT
WILL SPAWN EMO EVERYTHING
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This idea just gave me convulsions.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
oh lord...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
It was weird the first time someone said they like classic rock
and it was a song I listened to in high school
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 31, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
I always thought "classic" rock was due to the sound in the music
not the fact that it was old
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
depends on who you talk to.
I can’t even remember the song, something from the mid-80’s.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 31, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend
I WOULD UNDERSTAND
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Like I said it was weird, more of a what the heck moment than anything.
It wasn’t a memorable song to me, which is why I would not call it a classic.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 31, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
Heard U2 and REM on "Classic Rewind" the other day.
Had to tell everyone to get off my lawn.
Free at last!
U2 pretty much defines classic rock for me.
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Lawn: Off. Now!
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I was at Miami from 1984-88 . . .
. . . and those were two of the quintessential “college” bands of the day. The Replacements and Husker Du were also right up there.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
The Who sucked
(love the other two though. though they’re more relevant to my grandparents)
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
The Who: proving you can make a career out of hitting your amplifier with your guitar
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
The Who: Proving if you're awesome enough, you can smash guitars.
Let’s not pretend that’s ALL Pete Townshend can do with a guitar.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 31, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
The Who: Proving that if your guitar player is awesome, you can overcome a douchebag for a lead singer
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, we were looking for Van Halen with that question.
Remember when David Lee Roth thought a solo career was a good idea? And all he managed to do was covers?
by Albino Tornado on Jan 31, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
Hagar or Roth, better in Van Halen?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 31, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, but my distaste for DLR is that strong.
Also, I think Eddie did better work in the Hagar days.
Free at last!
I don't have to like David Lee Roth
To know that one band rocked the other band’s face clean off.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 31, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
WHOA
I’d have never put you as a Van Hagar guy.
Esteem: lessened.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
You were coming dangerously close to liking a Longhorn.
Something drastic had to be done.
Free at last!
One is Van Halen
The other is Van Hagar. You answered your own question.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
I'm old, so it's David Lee Roth for me.
Van Haggar today would be dangerously Nickelbacky.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 31, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
And all the unsold copiees of Van Halen III
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
//Jimmy Page steals ALL THE RIFFS
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
AT TRIBECA NO LESS
to be fair, he’s hard to recognize without the hat
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Im not trying to cause a big s-s-sensation
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 31, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 31, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
SECONDED.
He makes fun of Clapton and it’s pistols at dawn.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Stop it.
Just stop it.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
Longhorns are a breed apart
and make no sense.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
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I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
You're dead to me.
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in slight defense of that...U2's first single was made in '79
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Not for me.
I think more of the Animals, Beatles and a bunch of other bands from the 50’s, 60’s and 70’s. REM and U2 are bands I was listening to in high school and college so I do not have the perception that they are classic.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 31, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
I agree.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
That is so funny!
I was listening to a recording of Celia Cruz in which she was singing some songs from Mexico. My dad listened a bit and said those are really old songs. My dad was born 1923.
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 31, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
My dad didn't let us change the radio station when we on trips.
Thats why today, I listen to npr and have numerous motown cds. I also listed the eagles as my favorite band when i was in 5th grade
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 31, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
My father instilled a great love of the Statler Brothers in us boys.
My wife curses him for this to this day. Particularly now that I’ve passed it on to the Lil’ Revs.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
The never-ending race to be cool
/hands greekpadre a Yanni CD
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/sighs
Is Yanni really considered indie?
/owns “Live at the Acropolis”
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
/judges greekpadre for that
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 31, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He's Greek.
You get issued your own copy of that at birth.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
only after 1994
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
No:
he was the first Greek act I could think of.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
gotcha,
actually most the Greek music I own is split between Laiko (pop) and super folk music.
/side note: Laiko music is some of the cheesiest shit ever
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I heard half an hour of it in Greece once.
Yeah, that sounds about right. It sounded like bubblegum pop colliding with a Bollywood soundtrack.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Aphrodite's Child, maaaaaaan
Vangelis
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Thank you dear sweet eight pound six ounce Broadway-watching baby Jesus!
Samantha Barks can SING.
Free at last!
MSU @ Illinois
Your offense is full of fuck.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
don't turn on the Wisconsin PSU game then
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I'm not even sure I can get that one
I just got back to my hotel room from the conference I’m attending and trying to watch some hoops before my dinner meeting.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
A shitburger of a game
but the Illini needed it badly
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 31, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
You're being far too kind in your description of that game.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I wasn't watching consistently and had the sound off the whole time,
but it seemed like MSU was geting screwed on the no-calls. Is that accurate?
Also, what happened to Green? Everything gonna be all right with him? (Honestly hoping he is, here.)
For the entire first half, I wanted to axe-murder Jim Burr.
The second half was less of an abomination.
As to Green – I don’t know. That would be the absolute moldy, rotten cherry on top of the shit sundae.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Yep, that would be awful.
Hope he makes a fast and full recovery. I want to beat y’all at your best!
Oh, you're not beating a full-strength MSU team at Breslin. Not this year, unless you go 80% from 3.
Without Green, that’s a significantly larger concern.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Have you met my friend? I call him Scrappy O'Gritson.
Just kidding. You’ll probably win, by a lot. But a boy can dream!
by Attie Hat on Jan 31, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Try watching Rick Barnes dry-hump the last 4 minutes of ALL. the close games.
Texas: 0-7 in games decided by less than 6 points.
Number of timeouts Texas had left in those seven games: threeve
Free at last!
No coach does less with more.
but, at least you have the more.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
I'm genuinely conflicted on him.
I know what a goddamn mess Texas basketball was before him.
But there’s no room elft to defend him as an in-game coach.
Free at last!
I was in Austin for business circa 1999 (+/- a year)
and there were complaints about Barnes then. I’m really surprised he’s still coaching at UT.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 31, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Well Bob,
I wouldn’t say he is "coaching’ there.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
okay recruiting...
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 31, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
TJ Ford's Final Four run was helpful
And by all accounts from campus, he’s a geuninely good guy (as opposed to the sack of shit we had before him.)
Free at last!
Oh, I know it.
He’s the [REDACTED] of college basketball.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I watched the last 6 mintues or so
after the UK game. Have some institutional ties to Illinois, so root for them.
The part I watched was called okay, felt real bad for Green, hope he is okay. Plus his dad was right behind the bench.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 31, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Adam Sandler will be in candy land the movie, apparently
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
watch it make a bazillion dollars
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Doesn't mean that it doesn't suck
Just that a lot of people are really dumb. Which we already knew.
Yeah, probably.
We go through threads like we go through oil
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 31, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
/Daniel Plainfield buys up all EDSBS threads.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
//Drinks our milkshake
///Is finished
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
//Lane Kiffin starts stalking potential players through EDSBS
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Justified Open Thread #TeamArt
Should we all jump, and just ignore threeve justified comments?
What say ye, commentariat?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
YOU SIR PARKING LOT NOW
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
For those of you keeping score on the week, it's Cyclowns 2, State of Kansas nil.
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