THIS LITTLE GIRL: ADVENTURES IN RECRUITING'S UNDERBELLY
by Spencer Hall on Jan 31, 2012 12:26 PM EST
Email
PrintThe most important person in recruiting remains the mother, and oh goodness what a mother he has.
For the record: if we were a coach, we would have sex with her, and not just to attempt to secure the football services of her son. We would do it because life is short, and she seems crazy enough, and because we would do anything to nab a quality safety for our program. Also, being from New Orleans, we suspect we might get a few quality meals for good effort from her, or at least some King Cake stolen off the counter when she chases us out of the house for being too drunk to participate in the festivities. <----THIS WOULD HAPPEN. <---BECAUSE NOLA.
(P.S. You are turning a corner in life when you do not scout recruits, but their mothers. This is called THE LEMMING POINT.)
Ms. April Justin, she of the "LSU Number One" cheer when her son committed to Alabama, gave an interview to Al.com detailing exactly why she thought her son had committed to the Tide over the Tigers. The culprit? Some little girl, of course.
"Well, all of the sudden this little girl (Victoria) comes up. She's here at the official. The mom (Annette) is on the field. ... It went over my head, because I'm not there. You come back and you hear that this lady tried to get a job at LSU, and she keeps getting denied, so she has this vendetta out for LSU. So now Saban calls, and she was working somewhere when he was at LSU. It's just far out. It's just overwhelming. I'm just ready for it to be over with and he goes to his next level."
This little girl is Collins' girlfriend, who does have a spot waiting for her as an intern in the Alabama football offices. Some things read with no inflection whatsoever, like electronics instructions or recipes, but that "this little girl?" With a New Orleans accent, and slight wobble of the head ending in a skeptical tilt of the head and long stare? Oh, we know exactly how that sounds. Did we mention she's white, which confirms our theory that if you want to start a tragic plot, you just need to throw a white girl into any situation?
- Titanic: No white girl, Jack's swimming on a piece of wreckage he found first.
- OJ Simpson.
- Rick James. (The white girl is cocaine.)
- Star Wars. Proof that Natalie Portman ruins everything.
- The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
- Batman. Your parents were murdered? How about we kill your childhood sweetheart, too? SOUNDS GREAT.
- Any noir story.
- Any committee meeting ever.
- The Trojan War.
By the way, it would be a violation of NCAA Bylaw 13.2.1. if Collins' girlfriend were offered an internship in connection with his recruitment, but good luck ever proving she wasn't the most qualified candidate for the position. (We are certain she is, Alabama fans. Get out of our chimney. It is filled with violent, deranged squirrels who haven't seen the sun since November, and they will bite and bite repeatedly.)
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I imagine her face to be like Cheese cat when she finds out he committed to Bama
Don't give up, don't ever give up ~ Jim Valvano
by AParker on Jan 31, 2012 12:35 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Yes, Natalie Portman TOTALLY ruined all of the good efforts
put forth by Hayden Christensen and Jar Jar Binks.
by psuwxman on Jan 31, 2012 12:35 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Sometimes I think Oregon has it right. Do we really care if they can lift and flip if they look like Pflufgherahd?
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
I'll never forget this
In high school I was at my friend’s house and we were about to go to a dance with a couple of girls. My friends parents were both from Mexico and I’ll always remember his father walking up to the both of us and saying, “Stay away from white women. They’re nothing but trouble.”
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Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 31, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Where all the white women at?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 31, 2012 12:46 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
But...
The Sheriff is n… eeeerr
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
by Old Coder on Jan 31, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Baby, that's my arm.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 31, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Deleted punchline that should have stayed in.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
by Tuco on Jan 31, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Can you imagine them trying to make that movie, today?
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Considering Hollywood is out of ideas,
there’s probably a version in the works now. I’ll let yall figure out who will be cast in which rolls.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Oh god.
Shaq tries to redeem himself for Kazaam by playing Mongo?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
PLEASE ALL OF YOU STOP NOW.
Defile Blazing Saddles no further.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 31, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've only begun to defile myself.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 31, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Yup, thassa rec!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Ideas, newsletter, etc.
Make sure there’s glossy color photos in that newsletter, too…
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Josh Brolin as Sherrif Bart.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
The N word would be replaced with something less offensive.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Yo women.
Can we dance with them?
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"but good luck ever proving she wasn't the most qualified candidate for the position."
She was the best at plumping Saban’s booster seat, Spencer.
Sure you don't mean "fluffing"?
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
Deranged squirrels, hmmmm?
Got just the thing for you:
Slow Cooked Squirrel
By: Bobbie Jo
“This stew recipe is for those of us who are hunters and are more of the country ilk. It is easy that you can go to work while it simmers in your pot and when you return home, dinner is ready.”
Ingredients
2 squirrels – skinned, gutted, and cut into pieces
4 large potatoes, quartered
1 pound carrots, chopped
1 green bell pepper, chopped
4 onions, sliced
2 cups water
1/4 medium head cabbage
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground black pepper
Directions
1.In a slow cooker, place the squirrel meat, potatoes, carrots, green bell pepper, onions, water, cabbage, salt and ground black pepper.
2.Cover and cook on low setting for 8 hours.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
Squirrel Gumbo
from this weekend.
mmmmmmm. Tasty*
*There was so much going on in the gumbo, it coulda been any generic protein. Chicken, pork, tofu, sewer rat…. and it would have been good.
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
by AubEng on Jan 31, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
that looks fantastic
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 31, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you sir.
Just found a squirrel nest in my attic yesterday, and I was trying to figure what to do with the little varmints
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Omitted: "First, you make a roux..."
SJSU. Excellence In Mediocrity, Since 1857.
by SierraSpartan on Feb 1, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
I see nothing wrong with us white girls
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
That is part of the problem
Les Miles is my coach. You think you can show me the mouth of madness? I've worn madness' hat, and the fit was perfect.
by Matt 'n' The Hat on Jan 31, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Me neither.
Which is part of the problem.
by Tracer Bullet on Jan 31, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
I still bet your momma would like me.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
You move fast.
You want to meet my mother already? At least tie me to the bed and have your way with me first.
by Tracer Bullet on Jan 31, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
giggity
FSU back-2-back state champs!! 52-14
by CashvilleNole on Jan 31, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
But had we all merely listened to the words of Messrs. William and Jefferey
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
Collins' reply to his mother's confusion:
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 31, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Don't forget about the wise words or Messrs. Bell, Biv and Devoe
“Never trust a big butt and a smile.”
by ElRocco337 on Jan 31, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My brother's senior yearbook quote in 1993.
Tragically, he failed to live by it, with baby mama drama results to this day.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
I also look to them for racing tips
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Jan 31, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
"Smack it up, flip it, rub it down"
Also is sage advice
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 31, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
That rec is poison.
Gamecock born and I'm Gamecock bred and I'ma scream 'Cluck Femson' 'til I'm Gamecock dead.
by vera214usc on Jan 31, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Any committee meeting ever"
I AM NOT A COMMITTEE
by Synaesthesia on Jan 31, 2012 1:02 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Is there someone from the military we can talk? A man, perhaps?
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 31, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
quote typing fail
Is there someone from the military we can talk TO? A man, perhaps?
Sigh… I’ll go stand in a corner.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 31, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
Rare found footage of Spencer's squirrel?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Jan 31, 2012 1:02 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
When I hear opening for student interns in the Tide Athletic office
I get a little concerned. I have spent the entire year waiting for signing day and the reappearance of the Fax-Cam girl.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 31, 2012 1:05 PM EST reply actions
I'm waiting on Ole Miss fax cam girls
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 31, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
BEST FRIENDS DAMMIT
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
/lonely saxophone starts softly in the background
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 31, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
Making careless whispers?
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 31, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I feel like our replies are out of order here
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Incest is wrong man
but yeah sorority sisters is ok
by ItsComplicated on Jan 31, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't say incest was right.
I’m saying that we’re talking about Mississippi.
by Tracer Bullet on Jan 31, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
Do they fix the cable?
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
by cmill126 on Jan 31, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
maybe best use of that line i've seen on the board
rec
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 31, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
/waits 20 minutes
//commits to Ole Miss again
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 31, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
a WHOLE 20 minutes?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
but you're as good as you once were?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
has yet to be seen.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
My philosophy on this...
is that it’s only taking ME however many minutes. There’s nothing to say things have to wait that long for her.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Mind if we dance witch yo dates?
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Fair warning: New Orleanians take king cakes seriously
You’d better be ready to book it if you try some post coital pilfering. She looks like she would be deceptively fast when king cake is on the line.
Go gata!
Mmmmm, king cake.
/calls Pollman’s.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 31, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Story that starts bad and ends well
My cousin and his wife, who moved here from the Dirty Coast last summer, were going to the local Saints bar for the 49er game, and had ordered a king cake from Heydel’s. And then she pulled up with the flu and couldn’t get out of bed, and the Saints lost, and all was misery…
…until we realized we had a WHOLE !-ING KING CAKE in the house. And since the wife has a wheat allergy we only had to split it THREE WAYS.
RE. SULT.
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
HAYDELS FTMFW!
I brought a large back to school with me, and I damn near cried when I finished it.
Go gata!
my girlfriend has the same problem
she learned to bake gluten free king cakes for herself, try to find a recipe for gluten free cinnamon rolls, then you just knot the dough into a big circle, it’s not exactly the same, but it’s still pretty delicious
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 31, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
I buy my king cakes at calandros.
Just as good, if not better, than those cakes from pricey bakeries.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 31, 2012 4:59 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
can you get a good one in Mobile?
if so, wheres?
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 31, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
I like the ones at Pollman's
and Atlanta Bread Co. isn’t bad.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Who are you? Seriously, i think we know each other
God I miss Pollmans. Love the lunch specials and could eat that hard bread roast beef sammich every day of my life.
Excessivly hard french bread shall not be used for po boys ever.
Seriously. It’s in the bible and shit.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Never mind the Bible, it's a defense for manslaughter
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
Erk Russell told a story of how he, Vince Dooley, and others used to sit around the recruiting table at Georgia
and talk about how prospect x’s momma sure looked good. He said he knew it was time to retire when prospects’ grandma’s started looking good.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 1:10 PM EST reply actions
'Tis not a greyshirt or two shows us a man:
They are all but stomachs, and we all but food;
They eat us hungerly, and when they are full,
They belch us.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 31, 2012 1:21 PM EST reply actions
her hands were cold
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
I'd rather drown
Than listen to her shitty dialogue.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 31, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
hands of gold are always cold
….but a woman’s hands are warm
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well played.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
And then she screws over her kids by dropping their inheritance off the back of a goddamn boat
Rose is just the worst.
Why didnt that bitch just get in the damn lifeboat?
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And did they really need to take that third detour or whatever through the flooding decks of the ship?
That’s just Cameron having a Tension/Special Effects wank.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 31, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously.
Is there anyone in that movie whose life she didn’t ruin?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 31, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
hmmm...
Jack? – check
Cal? – check
Mom? – check
Grandkids? – check
Bill Paxton? – check
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Unsinkable Molly Brown? Nope.
You just do not, and cannot, fuck with Kathy Bates.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 31, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Yep, thassa'notha rec
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 31, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
She will take your foot off clean at the ankle.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 31, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Poor James Caan.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
EWWW!!!
Stop citing that abomination of a film! I’mma need mental bleach and therapy to get those COTG-damned visuals out of my head…
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
About Scmidt was a great film. The scariest flick about the backside of adulthood ever made.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
SO MUCH THIS.
Yet another movie showing you how important it is to do something OTHER THAN WORK YOUR ASS OFF FOR FORTY FUCKING YEARS.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I have ulterior motives for liking About Schmidt
But I like it.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 9:07 AM EST up reply actions
HERE'S MY REC, MAMA BOUCHET - DON'T HIT ME AGIN!
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Seriously, it's three hours, and there were two parts I enjoyed
1) Kate Winslet being topless, and
2) The guy who fell off the ship, hit the propellor, and spun all the way down during the sinking scene.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 31, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Every guy in the theater did.
And then you heard about 50 arms being punched by sobbing women.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 31, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
CSB
During the Omaha scene in Saving Private Ryan I laughed out loud when the guy gets shot in the helmet, takes it off and laughs, and then gets shot in the head when he has his helmet off.
ALL THE EVIL LOOKS
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
Laughing at "The Great Raid" when the Japanese get machine-gunned?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
You were making out during Schindler's List?!
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 31, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Was that wrong?
Cause I gotta plead ignorance on this one. If I had only been warned before I went in…
Free at last!
You are just a twisted individual.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 31, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
I do not deny it.
How could I? I CHOOSE to root for A&M.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
well yeah
he was a white fanantic who was ultimately dissapointed.
What could be more Aggie than that?
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
He just ran out of time, that's all.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 31, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
He did dominate for the first half of the movie
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Mane. Silas hate gun purp.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 31, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
There were other enjoyable parts?
18 year old ElRocco was at least smart enough to shut up and realize he needed to take one for the team.
Yeah, that's what I did too-
but now that that girl is an ex, I’m voicing my opinion
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Right, this was what I meant
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
1. Was magnificent
2. Be fair. When you saw it in the theatre, the WHOLE DAMN HULL rising up was pretty damn cool.
Free at last!
Didn't see it in the theater
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
It's 3 and a half hours
THE DAMN BOAT SINKS
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 31, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
I can't say what i want to say here
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
The IMAX made Posiedan a pretty decent film.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
SPOLIERALERT?!?
yeesh.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 31, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions 18 recs
Half the commenters on this site are going to rec this!
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 31, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I thought it was funny
at least in part b/c I’ve never seen the movie.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 31, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
Srsly.
It’s like everyone talking about that time in a Song of Ice and Fire when—
/shot by KG
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 31, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
I WOULD SHOOT YOU TOO
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure saxattack would beat all of you to the punch at this point.
Presuming the PTSD from yesterday has worn off.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 31, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
I'm still busy hiring sellswords.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
If you strike me down, I shall
start talking about The Wheel of Time.
Or as I like to call it, TWOT.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 31, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
And no one will care.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 31, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
This.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
Awful.
So, so awful.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 31, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
Someone on the aSoIaF post said I should go back and read TWOT.
Over lunch I realized that there are at least 5 series that I’d rather go back and reread than that.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
by PAK on Jan 31, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Brandon Sanderson is a damn fine writer
/even if he can’t get Mat right
That's the only problem with his finishing the series
I really love what he’s done, but he definitely can’t seem to get Mat nailed down. And that sucks, because Mat was always one of the best characters.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Well, that and he actually insists on finishing it
So there are a lot of things getting wrapped up bit faster than they really should have been.
/is convinced that if Jordan had lived and was healthy, would have needed 4+ books to finish series
//and Mat was kind of a whiny little git in the first two books before becoming awesome in book 3
Yeah, Mat was pretty whiny.
But he also had a certain issue he was dealing with affecting his psyche as well.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
In no particular order...
aSoIaF – GRRM
The Malazan Book of the Fallen – Steven Erikson
HHGttG – Douglas Adams
Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn – Tad Williams
The Black Company – Glen Cook
5 fantasy series I’d rather re-read than the wheel of time again.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I've actually re-read WOT a couple of times.
aSoIaF three times, I think. HHGttG at least 4-5 times. Never read the others.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
/searches for LotR
//scratches head
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 31, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not even going to admit how many times I've re-read that
Because it really is entirely too many.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
"Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?"
“No, I had sex in high school.”
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 31, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That one was pretty much annual when I was growing up.
With the Hobbit and Silmarrillion thrown in every now and then.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 31, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
i must be the worst nerd ever.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
I occasionally suspect that you don't belong.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 31, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've never read ANY of the books listed.
Hell, I’ve barely even seen all of the LOTR movies and 0 of which were in the theaters.
I read Hemingway, The Gospel According to the Simpsons, and How to Rebuild Ford Small Block Engines.
I don’t take to 90% of fiction writing. But I could identify with the ‘Men without Women’ collection.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 31, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
It's like we're the same but different.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
so like
samesy doppelgangers?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 31, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
yais.
I’m actually afraid of what would happen to the world if you, Mike, alli and I were in the same room
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Neither those books nor...
the LOTR movies. It’s certainly possible that I might enjoy those stories more without having to read through tears of blood, but I’m not curious enough to find out.
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
I'm with you.
I’m not much for the fantasy or science fiction genres. Makes me a shitty nerd.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Well I read LoTR
but re-read? anything? no. never. not possible. i’ve made it through the first book in aSoIaF. Barely.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
INSUFFICIENTLY NERDY
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 31, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
I'm ok with that.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
None can argue with my powernerd hood
However, I’ve never read LoTR. The movies were wonderful – in no small part because they gave Tolkien a badly needed edit.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 31, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Ummm......
how do you know Tolkein needed an edit if you haven’t read the books?
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
How do you know it needed an edit
if you haven’t read it? There were some serious changes between the two that were unnecessary and took away from some of the best parts or underlying ideas of the books. Especially in the Extended Editions. Witchking beating Gandalf? Pssssssshhhhh. Bullshit.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
Fucking Arwen.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 31, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
On the other hand, no fucking Tom Bombadil is a great thing
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 31, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
So much of this.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 31, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't just beat him
Broke his staff.
LOL GANDALF U MAD?
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 31, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, that's bullshit.
Gandalf was a Maiar. Same as Sauron. He wins that fight every time.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
Not lose, per se...
… just get his staff broken.
And as the book showed with Saruman, once the staff was taken/broken, the Maiar’s power was broken, as well.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 31, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Happens on the wall of Minas Tirith as that battle gets going
Don’t think the scene was in the theatrical release — it’s just all of the sudden Gandalf doesn’t have it for the rest of the movie.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 31, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
I re-read stuff all the time
You always pick up on more things the second time through.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
i physically can't do it.
my brain remembers too much and i skip details just to remember a plot.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
I read a lot, I don't re-read much, for just this reason.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
After going through the ASoIaF thread yesterday, I'm chomping at the bit to reread them.
At the very least, I need to give Clash of Kings a run before season 2 starts on HBO.
SOON
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 31, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
You have 2 months
get cracking.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I reread the Harry Potters frequently.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Define frequently.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 31, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
Well, re-read all of them before each movie.
But less frequently now. Usually have one of them sitting on my bedside table in progress but I might not pick it up for a couple months.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Gotcha.
I managed to marathon the first seven Blu-Rays the weekend before part 8 hit theaters. Was absurdly proud of myself.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 31, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
That's good hustle
/slaps ass hard
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
I'm not saying I'd never read it again...
but it is certainly not in my top 5. Reads too much like a bizarre cross between an English fable and an English History textbook to be something I return to again and again.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
/actually agree about that
//would never have finished LotR if the movies weren’t around
///just boring until after Rivendell
////and too much poetry & singing to ignore
Read the annotated hobbit last year. Really interesting how Tolkien's background in norse and old english epics shaped the books.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Obligatory quote is obligatory
Oh no! Not another fucking elf!
— C.S. Lewis’s reported reaction to one of Tolkein’s reading of his manuscript at a faculty gathering
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Supposedly Lewis modeled his hero from the Space Trilogy Ransom on Tolkien
Interesting reads (but the end to the third one is kind of odd).
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
I liked the second book of that trilogy best.
His take on a “temptation of Eve” story was fantastic in that book.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
They should film that one with Amy Adams as Eve (playing the Enchanted role).
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Nynaeve pulls at her braid
Stuff turns to ashes in her mouth.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Lan glowers.
Perrin growls.
Faile alternately hisses, then curls up in his arms.
Faile is kidnapped. Again.
I know it’s all going to happen. I just don’t care.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Erm...
Faile was only kidnapped once. It just seemed like it happened over and over again because what should have been a one-book plot line at best dragged on forever.
Right-o, then.
I’m still reading. No way in hell I’m going to invest this many hours and not find out how it ends, particularly since Sanderson has dragged it out of the suck.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I vowed never, ever
to pick up again. I’m usually willing to go along with an author, but he wore out my patience.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Spoiler Alert!
Have you seen Passion of the Christ yet? I’d hate to ruin it for you.
/PennyArcade’d (I think)
To the tweetmobile!
I hate that movie. Only thing good about it was when I saw it..
in the theater, a woman yelled “turn the boat, turn the boat, turn the damn boat” then everyone but her started laughing. Ah…movie going in Memphis.
by RLBruceDickinson on Jan 31, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I still haven't seen Titanic.
I am quite proud of this accomplishment.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
/has also managed this
//never saw dances with blue aliens, either
Truth be told, I thought the story sucked.....
but 3-D in the theater Avatar was THE most visually stunning movie I have ever seen.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 31, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed.
It was lacking, but let’s not kid ourselves into thinking it was the worst thing ever made. Best Picture-ish? No. That was silly and stupid. But it was still an acceptable film.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Avatar is to 3-D . . .
. . . what the original Tron was to computer-generated animation. That movie also wasn’t all that great a story, but the use of technology was exciting and presaged better things to come.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 31, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
related -
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 31, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
#teamnotseentitanic
Stupidity should be painful.
@elwreckingball
by wrecking_ball on Jan 31, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Lucky you.
I used to do power analysis on laptops and few years ago, including running a DVD till the battery ran out. The DVD options were Titanic and Braveheart.
I think I’ve seen both movies a thousand times.
Though, boobs.
/Never seen it
//Never will
///Proud
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Well, the rich guy didn't end up having to deal with her shit.
So I’d say she helped him.
I like it when the bad guy wins sometimes.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 31, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I'd say she did all right for James Cameron.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 31, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
And in turn, fucking with the lives of all of you people who were stupid enough to go see that shit.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
which was pretty much everyone.
/weeps for humanity
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
Some days I'm really glad I have glasses and not contacts.
I have a good excuse for not seeing the 3D shit.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 31, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
I have an astygmatism
So those things just give me bad headaches. I actually dont perceive depth very well at all.
I use this excuse too
/may not be completely true
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'm just cheap and think movies already cost too much
and that 3D doesn’t add anything all that impressive anyway. So I refuse to go to 3D movies. Never been to one.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
/is annoyed that studios don't shoot movies in 16:9
I don’t care if you want to give people some excuse to watch the movie in a theater. 90% of viewings of your movie will be on a TV — including virtually anything I actually watch (because there are no other people watching my TV, so I can pause whenever I want, set the volume correctly for me, and pay less than $Texas for anything I want to eat/drink while watching said movie).
The HDTV aspect ration is 16:9. So shoot the movie so it fits properly on a TV, dammit.
by drothgery on Jan 31, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And it's not like they can't design theaters
to be viewed at the exact same ratio. Though that would mean admitting that TV plays any role in the big Hollywood movie-making business.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
/challenges emc503 to beer pong
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I've still avoided seeing it, thankfully.
And don’t ever plan on it.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
Stand your ground, friend.
Don’t give that asshole any more money.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I think the height of Oscar trolling was seeing Katherine Bigelow beat him for best Picture AND Best Director
Looks like she got all the talent in the divorce
by emc503 on Jan 31, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That was so fucking awesome.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I concur.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
And The Hurt Locker wasn't even that great a movie
I cringed at sooooo many fallacies in that movie.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
Come to think of it, other than the first two Terminator movies
I don’t think I’m responsible for giving James Cameron any money, ever.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
Aliens, yo
They mostly come at night. Mostly.
by emc503 on Jan 31, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Worthy films to give him money for.
CSB time- my grandmother didn’t think it was appropriate I watch Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey when I was spending time w/her during the summer because they went to Hell. She did think T2 was okay though.
I liked The Abyss.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 31, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I wave back.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 31, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
woman looks in the abyss?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
Is this what heaven is?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe it was Utah.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 31, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe it was Memphis
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 31, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Larry Porter's Emporium of Broken Plays and Lost Yardage"
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 31, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe it was Southern summer nights.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
How did I know you'd read that in the correct tone?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 31, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
Furk.
Because I’m listening to my 90s country station on Pandora?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Maybe it was you, maybe it was me
but it sure felt right.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 31, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
/yodels
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 31, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mary Elizabeth Mastroantonio showing off her little boobies again?
Sure, why not have her drown and then resuscitated?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 31, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
Whatever it takes?
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I was disappointed when she didn't show them off in Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 31, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
I was disappointed...in Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
She has a nice butt.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Morgan Freeman was good....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 31, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
Is he ever not?
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
When I saw Deep Impact...
Black President? PSSHHHHHHH….come on Hollywood.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
At least I didn't use a spoon.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Bill Clay is confused.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
thassa rec
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 31, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
Saw this on a cruise ship. Crappy drama becomes great B horror flick.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
/CSB
Saw Twister at a drive-in.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 31, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Effects porn.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
WE HAVE COWS!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 31, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
And did anyone care?
Nope. not at all.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
Driving black vehicles makes you EVIL
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 31, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
I don't care.
I fucking love that movie and will watch it every time I catch it on TV.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
imagine all the hell we would raise in the same town?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
Went to "Singles" by myself.
/sadtrombone.mpg
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
They shoulda played it in a double feature with The Poseidon Adventure.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 31, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
Poseidon was ok in an IMAX.
I gave it a chance when they killed off Freddy Rodriguez rather than try to do something heroic.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
I said The Poseidon Adventure.
Gene Hackman and Shelly Winters, for heaven’s sake!
by Albino Tornado on Jan 31, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I had to go see Titanic with my parents when it came out
HOLY SHIT AWKWARD BOOBS I’M LIKE 10
Upon seeing it later, I realized that Rose is an awful individual. There’s nothing romantic about it unless you’re a terrible person.
by Synaesthesia on Jan 31, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
Guys, TCU boards are in semi-meltdown mode.
People are wondering if the game day atmosphere is the reason why TCU lost Daje Johnson and Edward Pope.
Having Texas promise them playing time on offense had NOTHING to do with it.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
well considering there is no gameday atmosphere at TCU...
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, come on. Look at TCU's home schedule last season. Woof.
I will agree, I’d like it to be better. But it’s not like it’s non-existent.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 31, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
It's getting better, but really...not much of an atmosphere compared to any SEC school
I spent two years going to games there.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I totally agree.
There have been moments. Going to the Big 12 is going to be so helpful for that atmosphere. Oklahoma, Iowa State, Virginia (good early OOC game), Tech and Kansas State at home. That’s replacing teams like New Mexico, Wyoming, Colorado State, etc.
The Utah game back in ’09 was absolutely incredible. As someone who has been to a couple of SEC games, the atmosphere was probably 80 percent of what those games were.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 31, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
The Big 12 will help but
really…you are just a couple of losing seasons away from Baylor (pre-2010) level apathy.
There just isnt a huge hardcore fan base that will show up no matter what.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Which is the case for almost every college football program with the exception a
Even A&M has seen a dip in passion. Before 2010, the fans were in a state of depression.
With the recruits they’ve been getting, I’d be surprised if they have multiple 4 or 5 win seasons.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 31, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
A&M still has 75,000 show up for every home game no matter how bad they suck.
TCU hasnt had that much show up since….well….ever.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
Well, yeah, as the stadium holds 50,000.
A&M also has a massive student population and my guess is close to a million alumni. TCU has 9,000 students and 75,000 alumni. 1/3 of the living alumni went to the Rose Bowl.
Don’t get me wrong, I would kill for the passion (not so much the crazy) that A&M fans have. It pisses me off seeing people leave at halftime or just staying in the tailgate area.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 31, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
And even after those losses
Only UT and OU have a better recruiting class in the Big 12. And TCU’s coaching staff>>>UTs
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 31, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Agree with the coaching staff part.
I’d say Baylor’s class is close to yours.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Before these two jumped, TCU's was in the top 20.
Now it’s closer to 25 to 30. Baylor’s I have read is around 35. Which is virtually the same.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 31, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
Yep. Gotta hand it to Art Briles.
Looking forward to seeing TCU and Baylor play on a regular basis.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
Hope the bad luck holds out a little longer.
Isn’t Auburn going against them for some track guy safety?
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
I was going to post something involving the Wayans' Bros. "White Girls"
But it turns out you shouldn’t search google for “white girls” while you’re at work.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 31, 2012 1:29 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Yeah. I closed that window fast.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 31, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
fsdgfsavrd
When does Brian Kelly become a value-add in this equation?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 31, 2012 1:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I guess we'll have to ask Europe how to tax him.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 31, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
Charlie Weis
is a Giffen good.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 31, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
How do we monetize this timescale to create synergy?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
serious question
I only saw the one picture, but I thought she was a light-skinned black girl
any other pics out there?
this came across as way weird, but i’m serious
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 31, 2012 1:59 PM EST reply actions
trying to post the same thing
Her mom is african-american.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 31, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
just fyi
http://photos.nola.com/tpphotos/2011/02/john_ehret_girls_vs_dutchtown_2.html
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 31, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
Spencer lives in ATL, right?
He is not able to see color any more
/fishcan’trecognizewaterjokeintheresomewhere
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 31, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
I'm glad you made the initial post
cause I was struggling with phrasing.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 31, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
OT: So Mike Rutherford seems like a solid bball writer
Generally I like his stuff here on SB. Then the other day I scroll all the way to a bottom of an article where it shows the author’s photo and bio….
He’s a Louisville Cardinal’s fan…and he wears backwards hats….and popped collars.
/uncontrollable laughter
//still pretty good author
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
So, he's a fan of one specific Louisville Cardinal?
/I wear my hat backwards sometimes.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 31, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
Ugh
wishing SB had an edit button now.
And for reference: http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-basketball/2012/1/31/2757404/college-basketball-power-rankings-ncaa-kentucky-wildcats-john-calipari-ncaa-poll-uk
Again, he is pretty good contributor and seems pretty even-handed, but the shtick cracks me up.
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I can't support the popping of the collar.
I can’t imagine wanting that to be my image in any sort of professional situation.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 31, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
Starch salesman
would make a good professional image
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
I can't under any circumstance imagine why...
…you’d wear a popped collar.
I take that back, I can think of one: Maybe he lost a bet?
Popping it ironically?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
Doing anything "ironically" = actually wanting to do it but not wanting to get shit for it.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 31, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
I like Journey 100% unironically, and I'm not ashamed.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Possibly the greatest thing ever
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 31, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
Makes me want to go walk somewhere like I'm on a mission.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I maintain that Separate Ways is the most 80s video ever.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 31, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Neal's perm is WAY under control in that video.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Keyboard on the wall?
Keyboard on the wall.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 31, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
this makes me want pop up video
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
I miss that show so much.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I love you.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Objection!
Neal Schon is hooking up with Michaele Salahi. That automatically makes at least one thing.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Neil Schon plays the solo on 'Black Magic Woman' by Santana
Go ahead and try to pick up the remnants of your exploded brain.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 31, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
This is mind-blowing?
Have we really reached a point where “former members of Santana’s backup band” isn’t a visible footnote on everyone’s mental database entry for Journey?
The Wiki (I Don't Have a Real Name Yet) -- The Blog (Those Other Guys) -- The Twitter
Contributor at Bring on the Cats, SBNation's Kansas State blog
EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
I had no idea
But then the entirety of my mental database entry for Journey is composed of:
- “Don’t stop believing”
- “Separate ways”
- Perry goes solo
- “Oh Sherry”
- everyone stops believing
- Perry gets replaced by someone from the Philippines
I got tired of waiting because I found out there's only a fine line between biding one's time and wasting one's time.
No "Faithfully"?
I haz a sad – that one is my favorite.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Have to take my girlfriend's old, beat up Pontiac Firebird (1995)
into a less than reputable part of Atlanta to drop it off at the auto shop of a guy my parents go to church with. I’m not 100% confident the car will make it, since it hasn’t been driven in almost a year (since she bought her new one). So I decided that for this trip, I’m putting up the Colt New Agent with it’s 7 rounds of .45 and I’m going to go with the Springfield XD(m) with 16+1 rounds of .40.
/knows damn well the odds are tiny I would even need either one of them
//Still going to do it
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 2:30 PM EST reply actions
Place one of them on the dashboard in plain view.
An ounce of prevention…
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
I'll have the Kel-Tec P32 in the pocket
for back up. Along with the two extra clips that go along with the XD. I actually have four extra clips, but I never carry those anywhere except the range.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
I slip in between using the two of those words pretty often.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
Pet peeve,
but common misuse. It doesn’t bug me more than watching actors and such with fingers inside of trigger wells when they’re not actually ready to fire. That drives me up a damn wall.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Yeah, I notice that one a good bit, too.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
What part of ATL?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
East Point.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
You''ll be fine.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
I know.
Mainly was just bored and decided I wanted to post something about guns.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
I have no issues with this either.
I thought I was driving into some sketchy parts of atlanta back in the day. and then I thought “hey, I’m a white girl, I’ll be fine”
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
meh
Running through College Park, East Point, Bankhead Highway (aka Donald Lee Hollowell now), SE 285 area (particularly Bouldercrest or Columbia road areas), Cascade Road, Memorial outside of 285 (NE), MLK on the SW side, Gun Club Road, etc after dark is sketchy – but still fun
(i was trying to come back to the original post)
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
I know
I didn’t mean for it to come off as stupidly as it did (wasn’t really going for the one-upsmanship I realized it comes off as).
More of when I think about all the places I run, I realize later on how incredibly dumb it is – but I laugh at the same time when realizing that for the most part people in those areas don’t give a shit…. except for when they start yelling at you and asking where the hell all y’all parked so they can ‘watch’ your vehicles for you.
Then again, I’m not a girl so there’s that factor to it
If someone had told me 2 years ago that I'd be running in the places I run through at night
I’d think they were crazy.
Then again, I haven’t had much of a chance to hang out under a freeway underpass yet (once or twice at best), though I have gotten to take a bunch of tunnels underneath interstates and highways
There are good places to Run in atlanta for sure
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but those aren't as fun
Especially since people and police in those areas have a tendency to freak out when they see someone throwing white powder on the ground
You hash in Atlanta?
I’d love to know if there are any good ones, particularly intown-ish.
by Lady Commenter on Jan 31, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
All the time
in town/out of town just depends mostly on who is laying. I’m laying three trails in the next month and all three will likely be ITP.
Atlantahash.com for most announcements but the upcoming ones:
weekdays are meet at 7, out at 7:30
Thursday night: Slow, Lazy, Urban Thursday; laid up around shallowford road area this week. Typically good shiggy, one or two beer stops, and cooked food at the end ($7)
Friday night: Southern Comfort; My favorite period. Toughest one in the way of shiggy and physical requirements given that it’s in the dark but laid like a tougher day hash. Laid out of English Park this week (just OTP on the nw side).
Saturday: two hashes, Atlanta Hash and Pine Lake (atlanta is meet 1:30, out 2 while Pine lake is 30 minutes later on each). Basically there’s little difference in the two anymore, people go to one or the other depending on who is laying the trail. Atlanta hash is likely going to be pretty far north while Pine lake is laid by someone who tends to use a lot of hills and a very tough first check (might also be a bit out of town). I can pretty much guarantee the pine lake on the 11th will be in town
Sunday: three hashes (hashed by the same people largely, meet up at 1:30, out at 2) but with differing weeks. This week is Hog Mountain, typically a hilly hash laid a bit to the north but I think it may be close to the perimeter this week.
The following Sunday is Black sheep, probably laid OTP
The Sunday after that is Bear Creek. It’ll be laid by me and will be south of I-20 (but that’s about all I have decided atm)
Monday: Moonlite, an easier night hash that ends at a restaurant. Typically in-town or close enough. Next Monday may not be in town based on the two signed up to lay it, but I guarantee the 13th will be laid somewhere in the North Druid Hills area since I’ll be laying it.
Two for Tuesday is the second Tuesday of the month, so it will be Valentine’s Day and all the signs right now point to running somewhere close enough that the Claremont is the on-after
e-mail me @gmail.com for further details , but in summary:
in-townish just depends on the hare. Tuesdays and Thursdays typically have the most in-town hashes, but Fridays, Saturdays, Sundays, and Mondays tend have their fair share as well.
FWIW
Friday and Sundays tend to be the heaviest shiggy/wettest/swampy/most tunnels/etc
Mondays and Tuesdays tend to be the most road/easiest runs
Thursdays have a bit more shiggy but not terrible
Saturdays are a wild-card based on the hasher laying the trail.
Before I forget, also: Two for Tuesday = 2 beer stops, 2 miles, $2 per beer stop
You will see beer stops on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and occasionally Saturdays – but the concept is almost completely foreign to Fridays, Sundays, and Mondays.
Also, there can be an occasional Darkside laid (typically on Friday nights)
which means the usual 3-6 mile trails become 11-14 mile trails with a bail-out point somewhere midway through the trail.
Paging Ms. Denmark
At risk of annoying the rest of the commentariat, I wanted to let you know I dropped you a line at the Yahoo account in your profile concerning something potentially jerb related. (Not sure how often you check that.)
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Hang one of your uniforms in the car window.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
These Hyper elite jerseys are a lot like the Oregon Rose Bowl helmets
Each different picture is changing the way they look and my opinion of them. This picture makes them look much better
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
that guy needs a healthy dose of preacher curl Wednesdays.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 31, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Maryland!
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 31, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Now Kentucky's wearing Georgetown uniforms?
/will not get over this
by drothgery on Jan 31, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Georgtown wears light grey?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 31, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
I'm two hours late to this thread
“WHITE GIIRRRRRLL!!! WHITE GIIIRRRRRRLLLLL!!! Ain’t nothing more American than a goddamned white girl!!!
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
holy shit may this day end
just one of those busy days where you can’t play on the internet
SOUL CALIBUR WHEN I GET HOM Y ALL
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
Ivy and Astaroth are my homegirl and homeboy!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 31, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Siegfried! Max!
and Kilik snuck into the lineup again
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 31, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
I know that dude's ballin an yeah that nice.
But you stay right girl.
And when he gets on he’ll leave your ass for a white girl.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 31, 2012 3:25 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
So true
It’s part of the reason why black women aren’t fond of the snow bunnies. That and the fact that when white girls are sluts, they’re fun; but when black girls are sluts, they’re hoes.
I LOVE RACE RELATIONS!
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Disclaimer:
The above statement does not reflect the thoughts of the poster. They’re facts of society.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Football related-ish (other football anyway)
Cardiff are up on Southampton 1-0 at half (and I haz a happee).
Also, see Bubbaprog’s latest gif tweet, because HOLY SHIT THAT’S SWEET. Even if it is Swansea.
Yeah, probably.
Landon Donovan’s English Adventure of Epic Broportions continues
just provided the assist to put Everton up 1-0 over City
DAMNIT CITY
Wasted opportunity to go into the automatic spots. West Ham took a bloody thumping from Ipswich.
Yeah, probably.
Where is everybody?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Happy Nauruan Independence Day everybody!
Let’s get drunj and celebrate!
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
I can't catch a break either.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 31, 2012 4:56 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Shift+A
Is this the active thread at the moment?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 6:50 PM EST reply actions
That would seem to be a no.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Feb 1, 2012 9:08 AM EST up reply actions
I see what you are saying Spence, but this stuff is basically been going on for centuries.
But thanks for the heads up and please pass this along to the Nazi Coward As-clown association
Yes we can't play in a Bowl and that is lucky for the rest of College FB' but next year we at USC will dominate.
by so.cal.native1952 on Feb 1, 2012 4:10 PM EST reply actions
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