MARIO CRISTOBAL: AN EDSBS FACT SHEET WITH A DRAMATIC INTERRUPTION
by Spencer Hall on Jan 30, 2012 4:27 PM EST
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PrintAs you can see, we were writing a profile of Rutgers' new coach Mario Cristobal, and then something happened.
Name: Mario Eduardo de Jesus De La Tierra Fuego Mateo Jimenez El Salvador Trade Deficito Y Antinarcotrafficante Guillermo Cristobal.
This panther:
This 10 feet tall cartoon panther came to life and made an attempt on Coach Cristobal's life just after midnight one late Summer practice. A cartoon has never come to life since.
Born in: Miami, Florida.
Age: 41 years old
School: University of Miami [makes "U" sign in all directions]
College Career. An excellent lineman during his time at the U, Cristobal was tutored by the U's legendary line coach Art Kehoe in the fine arts of holding without holding, subtle leg whips, and making love without being in love. ("Honey, I love this, but not you.") Could sue Duane Johnson for copyright infringement for basing "The Rock" on Cristobal's entire demeanor and persona, but Cristobal considers his life to be the superior work. Those that do not recognize that instantly are beneath consideration.
His tie is: Currently on your mother's floor. She has needs, you know.
Professional Career: Denver Broncos camp, Amsterdam Admirals of NFL Europe.
Coaching Career: Miami Hurricanes grad assistant 1998--2000, and then again from 2004-2006 as tight ends and offensive line coach. 2000-2006, Rutgers TE and OL coach. FIU head coach
So he's going to Rutgers again? Well, that's what Wikipedia said.
Rob Lowe never lies!
Summary: HAHAHHAHA DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE HE'S NOT COMING TO RUTGERS.
It's really hard not to be watching Downton Abbey and watch this unfold without thinking: "Rutgers! The wagging tongues of London have spoken your name! Get a husband, and get one now, love be damned!"
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Oh the name.
Fabulous.
If I hit a hole-in-one on this grand slam the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Follow @bates_jason
You think you're superior to The Rock?
Could sue Duane Johnson for copyright infringement for basing “The Rock” on Cristobal’s entire demeanor and persona, but Cristobal considers his life to be the superior work. Those that do not recognize that instantly are beneath consideration.
IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!
Free at last!
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE CRISTOBAL IS COOKING?
Given that he’s in Florida, maybe some nice pot brownies.
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
The Peoples' Pie?
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
that's Key Lime Pie.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Good album.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
Well, you can't really blame him.
Rents in New York City are absurd.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 4:52 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
And you're living in Staten Island.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
I've heard the Armani Exchange there
is the ne plus ultra of people watching
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Long Island Roosevelt Field mall is the same.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
this x1000
Roosevelt Field – best place in the world to see a bunch of guys who could have been in ’My New Haircut
"Lopez wants it away, and it's hit deep to left center, Andruw Jones on the run, this one has a chance... home run!, Mike Piazza!, and the Mets lead 3 to 2!"
Mark Richt is available
Richt: " There is a strong christian family feel to the state of New Jersey. Families that I have heard with these qualities are the Bonanno, Colombo, Gambino, Genovese, and Lucchese… um, excuse me."
(Advisor whispers in his ear)
Richt: " Me, Kathy, and the kids are happy to live in a beautiful city like Athens and never want to leave. I am flattered that Rutgers would be interested………"
by Michael J Pigott on Jan 30, 2012 4:54 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Lucchese?
They’ll make you some damn nice boots too!
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
Tanned, rested, and ready.
And a proud member of the National Italian American Sports Hall of Fame to boot? (No joke.)
It’s an offer you can’t refuse.
by Ardbeg on Jan 30, 2012 5:47 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
I'll bet Mangino
could absolutely destroy a men’s room.
Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.
by PW and EDSBSMD on Jan 30, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I know a certain New Jersey native who likes taking on new and exciting challenges.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
I don't doubt that's a joke.
Remember that one time he took Kansas — KANSAS — to the Orange Bowl?
Yeah, then he got fired.
:(
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not at all sad that Miami won the award for worst recruit name.
At least its a position we’re deep at…ah who the fuck am I kidding? #fireenos
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
Did Fearless Leader just name-drop "Downton Abbey"?
My God, are we getting old!
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Speak for yourself, old man.
Enjoy your buttermilk and Matlock reruns. I’m in the prime of my life!
/goes to sleep at 10:30pm
//complains about college kids 3 years younger than self
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I aspire to going to sleep at 10:30 . . .
. . . but never quite manage it. Today, I was up at 5:00 AM for a flight and have a dinner on the West Coast at 9:00 PM local time.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
You kids and your Matlock.
Perry Mason or nothing.
/wears size 54 suit
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
YAIS
/puts prime suspect on stand
//puts secondary suspect on stand
///puts random person from halfway through episode on stand
////other random person in the gallery confesses
You've had plenty of time to figure out what happens here.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Col Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 30, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Poor Hamilton Burger.
The Washington Generals of the legal system. Two wins. Two hundred and fifty plus losses.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
My dad pointed this out once
12 year old me replied “Prosecutors get paid regardless, not their fault the innocent guy was arrested”
//awaits stoning and correction from the lawyas
by ItsComplicated on Jan 30, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
Mora football y'al
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Number of hours until "who's next?" is applied to a montage of crippled UCLA quarterbacks?
Over/under 3?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I take under
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Well, Luxembourg is next to go
and who knows, maybe Monaco.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
San Marino is safe.
No word on Andorra.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Montenegro has been placed on red alert
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad reports Montenegro has formally declared independence from Serbia.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad reports uneasiness in Balkans...
Kaiser Wilhelm was unavailable for questioning
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad says, Oh, no not again!
If we only know why, we would have a better understanding of the universe.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
ESPN's Joe Schad is reporting an Ottoman advance across the Hellespont
by MGoEcon on Jan 30, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Joe Schad reports Germans strategy of so called "Schefter Plan" named after ESPN's Adam Schefter
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
GETTING THE BOMB NASHUN'L CHAMPEEONS PAWWWLLL ROLL DAMN TAHD
/Tom Lehrer auto-rec
jc001's backup account. Me on Twitter
by Bry on Jan 30, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh the [SPIDERS] hate the [SPIDERS]
and the [SPIDERS] hate the [SPIDERS]
by MGoEcon on Jan 30, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We'll try to stay serene and calm;
when Alabama gets the bomb.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
McLeaod Bethel-Thompson IV!
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
INTRAMURAL TIME BITCHES
NO I DIDN’T DRINK ANY PREGAME COFFEE WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT HEY LET’S PUT ON EYE BLACK AND SMEAR IT ALL OVER OUR FACES IT’LL SCARE THE PISS OUT OF WHATEVER FRAT BOY/UNION OF LUTHERAN STUDENTS TEAM WE’RE MATCHED UP AGAIN
Sposed to be SEC
Is 8-ball your team manager?
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
If I remember correctly, you are a former Frat-dog, yes?
or are you just degrading the state school fraternity guys?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
You mean to tell me you're not a Lutheran?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
GAH WHO IS THIS GUY AND WHY DID HE SCORE 26 POINTS
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Future LCMS Pastors of America my friend
You might say he was
…getting all his points on the boards.
/YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
JUST A LITTLE PREGAME FOUR LOKO JUST TO GET MY MIND RIGHT WHAT'S THE FUCKING PREGAME WARMUP SONG??
Sposed to be SEC
/WHO CAN SAY IF YOUR NOSE WILL BLEED /WHEN MY ELBOW SWINGS /ONLY PRIDE
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 30, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Ah the hidden thread, what mysteries lay here that remain unseen by the world
Eat shit Pitt. amIdoinitright?
Pitt SHALL eat shit.....
This is true.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
When does Liggins make his announcement?
I assume he will choose the LSU Tigers in the same way that Isaiah Crowell did, except that Liggins will be holding a fully-grown tiger in his hands like a kitten.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 7:26 PM EST reply actions
If he does, he's a fool
not for holding a tiger, but for doing it on the square in Oxford, MS.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
You think anyone would be fool enough to take Liggins on?
That said, announcing a decision to go to LSU in Oxford, MS is perfect trollin’. If Ole Miss were actually good, I’d say this would be good bulletin board material, but hah.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
Excuse me while I channel my inner dad, but I think it's stupid for any recruit to even have a broadcasted press conference
but to do it on location of somewhere not your high school or house or grandma’s house? That’s just unwanted attention you’re putting on yourself. Everyone else on your team is going to want to show you up when you get there in the fall, and everyone in the CONFERENCE is going to want to kick your ass all over the field once the season starts. Even if you live up to the hype, you still look like a raging douche
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
Jimmy Clausen doesn't see your concern.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I don't think Jimmy Clausen and I would get along on many fronts
I think the only thing we have in common is that we’ve both been in the same place as Cam Newton at some point in our lives
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Am I the only person to notice this?
The “wire cam” in the photo instead looks like a Zerg hydralisk standing in the end zone
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 30, 2012 7:29 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Ohio State hired Bill Sheridan, Dolphins LB coach and father of 2008 Michigan quarterback Nick Sheridan, to an undetermined position coaching job.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
He's likely going to be the DBs coach, as he replaced Taver Johnson, who went to Arkansas
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Rich Rod was the Bag Man?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
Nice beaver
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
THE SHERIDANS ARE SPIES PAWWWWWWL
I thought I saw this a couple days ago, or maybe it was just the rumors
No they aren't.
Spies have to be sneaky, and when Phil Sheridan came through the Shenandoah, he made damn sure people knew he was coming through.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As a Giants fans
He’s a horrible coach.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 30, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
[upsidedown]?Hola?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 30, 2012 7:52 PM EST reply actions
¿Qué pasa?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
FIU vs.Rutgers
Do I love the coastal bungalow in Mogadishu more than the penthouse in downtown Grozny? Decisions, decisions.
by Michael J Pigott on Jan 30, 2012 7:53 PM EST reply actions
There's some serious oil cash monies being dropped in Grozny
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
Among other thingsAAAAHHHHHYELTSINSPIDERS
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
Can YeltsinSpiders drive tanks?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
Are you a new poster?
Welcome
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
From way back
Back when Holly use to write things on her chest for bets. The good ole days.
by Michael J Pigott on Jan 30, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
You posted then or have been reading for that long?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
Used to post as Cool Hand Mike
Age gives you the freedom to give less of a damn what folks think. Hence my actual name.
by Michael J Pigott on Jan 30, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
/Assumes the identity of Michael J. Pigott
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
Unemployed union electrician with awful credit.
Good luck.
by Michael J Pigott on Jan 30, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
He's got worse credit now.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Credit scores are like golf scores right?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
Falsifiable when no one is looking?
by Counter Trap on Jan 30, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The ole Hand Wedge?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
INTRIGUE!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 30, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
For those not around this morning:
I present to you the OFFICIAL EDSBS A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE SPOILER THREAD
/There be spoilers
//No, seriously, SPOILERS Y’ALL. Don’t clicky link unless you’ve read all 5 books.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 8:06 PM EST reply actions
As someone on the 2nd book I'm just glad that exists
That way I can read these comments without fear.
by ItsComplicated on Jan 30, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
That's why we set it up.
DrewRusse suggested it. I just pulled the trigger and created it. Because I know there are those like me who have been wanting to talk with others on the board about certain events, but we couldn’t really do it in the comments threads because of SPOILERS.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
/vacates premises
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 30, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
USCw is intrigued.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I learned it from watching Lane.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 30, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hi
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 8:08 PM EST reply actions
Anything new? I expect to be entertained at this point
by ItsComplicated on Jan 30, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
No.
He had to go over there because she “can’t stand to be around us” now.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
You are a winner.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 30, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
That sounds like something new to me.
Is this left from your stand against tyranny, or a new confrontation?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
Still from my stand against tyranny.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
Tell me bout this stand against tyranny
I haven’t been internetting much lately. The semester is still young.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
Well she didn't want to go downtown with us
And was complaining about it. Some of our friends were staying behind and so her boyfriend said she could just stay here. She goes no I can’t trust you so I have to go. So she gets there and bitches about everything and finally says, I wish I would’ve stayed home. I said “me too”. She started to cry and then all of a sudden everyone was against me.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Cat fact her.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Well, if she's no longer walking through his front door, this puts the breakup closer, yes?
Since it’s not quite so easy any more
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Not necessarily.
Because they used to only fight when they were with us. Now they actually spend time alone together
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
Wonder if the amount of pouting is the same.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
for him, for hellbeast or PitS?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 30, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
For hellbeast
I don’t know. I think she just looks that way because she has jowls
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Droopy Dog jowls?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 30, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Pain in the Sash whenever "HellBeast" pulls in the driveway
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 30, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Does hellbeast work for the library?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Also
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Please tell me her name is Tammy.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Can this be counted as an "almost victory"?
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
If she ever wants to hang with you again take her to a strip club
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
HOW ABOUT A SIREN?
SOMEONE GIMME A FUCKIN’ SIREN
by Erik T on Jan 30, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I still don't think this is a good thing
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Because she can maintain contact without a potentially negative influence?
Or because she’s coming back at some point?
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 30, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know.
Both kind of. It’s just very miserable when she is here now. Even more so than usual. And now he’s trying to blame everything on us
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
And if she's no longer there...this is a problem how?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
It's great now.
I don’t know what could go wrong, but I just have that feeling
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
And y'all have already done the intervention thing, right?
Maybe the better question is when someone can move out.
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 30, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
We have not done that yet.
We should. Soon. I told him drunkenly that if he said he’s still with her because he loves her, I would kick him in the balls so hard he could taste them. He said that he just doesn’t want to give up this early
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
BTW how did the away weekend go?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 30, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Great.
Very very relaxing
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
I ...tend to agree.
He’s not exactly thinking rationally here; I doubt you can scare it into him.
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 30, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
I do not see how it you and the other roommates fault.
If she was at all socially graceful, you would not mind her being there.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 30, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Question for the commentariat...
if I might be in line for my first interview… but I have ~50 applications out places, do I put that I am currently interviewing with other companies in the questionnaire they’ve sent?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Clarification required
You’re a recent graduate, with no work experience on the resume.
If they ask, you say yes; if they don’t, you don’t volunteer it. Your name/resume could have come to them through various channels.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
Can you leave it blank?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
We can ask you questions if you want to check yes.
What’s your strength?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 30, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
I wasn't sure if the question was essay or multiple choice.
Then, answer yes. Be prepared to address it in any interview, though.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
I'm an undergrad, so I don't really know the process
but they can’t prove that you’re not interviewing elsewhere, and you aren’t required to tell them where specifically. I wouldn’t lie about anything outright, so just check yes and if they ask more about it say that you’ve applied to and been invited for interviews at several _ firms.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Don't say anything specific
just say that you’ve been interviewing with other companies. Don’t lie outright though.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen both ways.
One thought is if you are interviewing that it makes you seem more valuable if others are interviewing you. If you aren’t interviewing then they might see you as not as valuable.
I usually just say I’m interviewing, but nothing specific. They are not telling you how many/much they are interviewing so not sure you should say much.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 30, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
Do you have other interviews scheduled?
Because if not, I don’t think you need to say yes. They’ll assume you have applications out.
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Currently, no.
Which makes me want to lean no. They came to me first, I figure they should get first shot.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I'd be afraid that they would say,
“Hmmm, this TRA fella looks alright, but why doesn’t he have any other interviews? Surely it’s not because he has only applied here. Maybe we should move him down a little in this pile of candidates”. I’m sure someone with a real life job would be able to enlighten us further, but this is just what I’ve gleaned from hanging around the Career services folks
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
That doesn't make any sense.
If they’ve decided to interview him, they think he looks qualified enough to spend employee hours on. They’re not going to pull that back; getting decent applicants is challenging in engineering fields.
What they might do if they don’t think he’s interviewing elsewhere is lowball if an offer comes. He can look at that both ways: a lowball jerb is a jerb, but if it’s way out of line, he has to decide whether that means they think they’ll be able to crap on him once he’s in.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
The best answer i've found is
“I’m exploring other opportunities, but I have not reached negotiations with another firm at this point.”
Truthful, but lets them know you aren’t some doormat.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 30, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
ooh, I like that
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
If I had an actual area to explain my situation, I would've said something to that effect.
But they didn’t have a bubble for that.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I feel like the answer has to be yes then
It’s a ridiculous bubble question. You are actively seeking a jerb and are being considered on your other applications.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 30, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
But they were the first place to actually contact me...
once I get another one, the answer would be obvious. See the gray area?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
No isn't right and Yes isn't right either
You have 2 choices:
Put “No” and deal with the consequences if it somehow harms you in getting this job, knowing that you answered to the letter of the law.
Put “Yes” knowing that is probably the more correct response.
Either way, the fact that you asked this means you are a good, ethical “who”. I’m sure it will work out.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 30, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
I think the more honest and forthright answer is 'yes'. While an interview has not yet been conducted, you are seeking such and are certainly within the interviewing process.
If that gives you heartburn, explain it to a real live meatbag when you have an interview.
I would say yes.
I have said yes.
I don’t what that says.
Regardless of what THEY SHOULD know, you’re looking for a job and you’re active about. End of story.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't get a response
from that engineering recruiter I contacted. Maybe she flaked or changed jobs, I hate to not follow through. There are ohters I could reach out to, but I liked this one, though it was 7 years ago so who knows.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 30, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
I understand and I appreciate it
I actually had a really good conversation with the parental units tonight about things. And I realized I’m kind of a doofus.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
You'll figure it out
I’ve lurked here forever, just started posting. I should keep my mouth shut, but I see things and try to be helpful. Especially if I have experience in the area.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
no no I appreciate it.
maybe you should post more often so the rest of us keep our mouths shut
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Haha No
I like the inmates that run this asylum. Just try to pitch in when I think I have something useful.
And look at the funny .gifs and funny cats.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 30, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Well, don't know if I have clout cause I'm relatively new (after lurking some) myself.
But I agree with Chloe. You’re pretty alright.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Good evening everyone
Working from home all afternoon is nice.
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Not sure I'd get much done.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 30, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Only had patients in the morning, so got the hell out of clinic as soon as I could
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WATCH THE FUCK OUT BIG-12. WE'RE COMING IN GUNS BLAZING.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 30, 2012 8:24 PM EST reply actions
Rifling is one of the sports in which I'd actually prefer my school not to be good in
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Call me when you've won your first dozen National Championships...
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
West Virigina + National championships?
Does not compute.
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
They finished in the top 2 every year from 1980 to 1998.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 30, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
In rifling?
Does that actually count as a legitimate NCAA sport or is it like intermurals?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
It's an actual NCAA sport, believe it or not.
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They started awarding a national championship in 1980.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 30, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
I bet A&M has several fishing national championships
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Same applies.
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Arizona State fisting dynasty...
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
It is a sanctioned NCAA sport and we have 14 Nat'l Championships...
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
West Virgina has a national (invitation tournament) title and a T-shirt to prove it, thank you very much.
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by Tremendous on Jan 30, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Pays recruit $threeve
//NCAA ok with it
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
Hey now,
That’s our move!
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
I think I'm going to send him creepy Valentines.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Is this a real thing?
Please tell it is
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
tah dah
http://theoatmeal.com/horrible2
Stop right there... and I'll bring back the sun.
@borntobecassidy
That's The Oatmeal.
I can tell just by the font. And the diabolical sense of humor.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Cockroaches are kinda cute.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
YOU'VE RUINED THE SURPRISE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
creepy? this would be awesome.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
As opposed to the 'Cuse game, which was more a combination effort with Mr. Petrilli.
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Check me on this:
Is rifle above or below meat judging on the totem pole?
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who's judging who's meat poles?
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Below crop judging.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 30, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
What's wrong with Meat Judging?
Former FFA nerd, reporting for duty. It’s amazing how much you can clean up in those competitions if you’re a smart kid born on a farm.
To the tweetmobile!
Texas Tech seems like the winner every year.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 30, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
And by clean up you mean what exactly?
Do you get to keep the steaks? I think this would be a great prize if true
by ItsComplicated on Jan 30, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
no like actual money.
they “sell” their stock
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
You do not want the meat from a judging contest
it has sat our for hours being stared at by kids from god-knows-where. The whole contest was done in a butcher shop, so it was chilly in there, but not idea. Our contest also had carcass judging, so if got to keep everything you’d walk away with 2 whole steers, 2 sheep, 2 hogs, and like 100 other cuts.
I just won/did well in the contests on a pretty regular basis. Tons of fun, lots of practical knowledge.
To the tweetmobile!
Depends.....
Is that a Mountaineer drawing a bead on you?
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
HEY, PEOPLE WHO WANT TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
Email me your fucking shit at nicholaspetrilli at gmail dot com. ESPECIALLY YOU ALPELICAN!
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so now you're INVITING people to contribute huh?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
I've done that the past two entries.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 30, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
It is with a heavy heart that I must report a passing in the Northwestern family
The storied Keg of Evanston, where New Trier goes to drink on Tuesdays, where all are welcome old and young, where your school ID will gain you admittance, where the pole is always open for a dance, and where there is literally a Keg’s worth of beer on the floor at all times, has had its liquor license stripped. We were all just people at the keg, sharing a common purpose, not just fratstars, sorostitutes, jocks, nerds, GDIs, music kids, weird theater kids, and engineers. We were a community, all shitfaced on watered down miller lite and $3 well drinks. POURIN ONE OUT TONIGHT, FOLKS.
by emc503 on Jan 30, 2012 8:37 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
/moment of silence
//then slams one back and screams “OKAY LET’S PARTAAAAY”
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and I never got to go.
I shoulda gone after Dillo Day, dammit.
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Phew. We must be 6th on that list.
/crappy 2007 class
/entire 2008 class transfers and/or drives Prius and/or gets kicked off team for other dumb crap
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 30, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
(Breathe. Those guys are gone. They can't hurt you anymore.)
(sob)
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Brilliant observations like this is why I don't pay for ESPN Insider.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 30, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Slickdeals had one-year ESPN Magazine/Insider for $ 5
Still didn’t buy it
Giving ESPN my money is why I don't pay for ESPN Insider.
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The greatest joke in South Park history
When Cartman feeds beef jerky to a baby cow.
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Woodland Critter Christmas
the only time I felt like I had to take a shower after watching a TV show.
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Watching Big East refs fuck WVU again is getting old...
So very old. I can’t wait to get out of this shithole of a conference.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh, you think it’ll be better in the Big 12?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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just wait till you play Texas in football
or Kansas in basketyhoop
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 30, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
Who doesn't get calls for them when they play Texas in football?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 30, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
Give me one second, and I'll get back to you.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Jesus, just hold onto your nuts. I said one second!
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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey! Hey! Look at this!
/grabs head, twists
I SAID LOOK
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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I had to rec this ... and would like to see it green.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 30, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Like I said before, the Big XII officials are incompentent not bad.
This year they ruled backwards pass (5 yds backwards) as an incomplete forward pass since the defender cause the passer to throw it backwards …. video showed the defender did not touch the passes until the ball was gone for about a second.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 30, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Come on you guys, stop rubbing salt in the wound.
by ElRocco337 on Jan 30, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
When you have 25 years between wins to think up witty signs
I guess even Missouri fans can stumble into a clever one.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Sigh.
They don’t realize I am being sympathetic.
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Please note that the Big XII has incompentent officials, not bad officials because that would mean they knew what they were doing.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 30, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Hanlon's Razor at work.
But you’ll never convince Nebraska fans that the fix wasn’t in against A&M in 2010.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
I believe that one is pretty clear.
What’s more confusing is how a Pelini’s head didn’t detonate from excessive rage.
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They hate us slightly less
If we were playing anyone but WVU or Pitt, call would have gone the other way.
they had to keep you guys in the top 5 for bragging rights...
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know that I care enough about the Missouri vs Texas basketball game to stay up and watch it.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 30, 2012 8:49 PM EST reply actions
Mind=Blown
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Leonardo DiCaprio never died in Titanic. Last scene: him going underwater. 1st Scene in Inception: him waking up on a beach.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
TITANIC WAS ALL A DREAM
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
That was just a dream
That was just a dream
dream
/strums mandolin
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 30, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sweet dreams are made of this
who am I to disagree
I traveled the world and the Seven Seas
Everybody’s lookin’ for somethin’
by MGoEcon on Jan 30, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The dream police, they live inside of my head.
The dream police, they come to me in my bed.
The dream police, they’re coming to arrest me. OH NO!
Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me
No hope, no harm, just another false alarm
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Last night, I had the strangest dream, I'd ever dreamed before
My loyal heart avows no other.
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...it's only me who wants to wrap around your dream and
Have you any dreams you’d like to sell
Dreams of loneliness like a heartbeat, drives U MAD
In the stillness of remembering what you had
And what you lost…
by MGoEcon on Jan 30, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
These dreams go on when I close my eyes
Every moment I’m awake I have a slice of cake
/good lord, wilson sisters
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That's not Heart.
That’s “Ann and Nancy Wilson performing the music of Holly Knight”.
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HOW DO I GET YOU ALOOOOOOOOOOONE?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
You're drunk. I'd better get SG to take you home.
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/throws ACS over shoulder
//walks out the door
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT ABOUT LOVE? DON'T YOU WANT SOMEONE TO CARE ABOUT YOU?
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Christ, what a barracuda you are tonight.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He's coming straight on for you.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Y'all better chill, or I might go crazy on you.
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Relax, All I want to do is make love to you.
I mean wat
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
I NEED AN ADULT
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I dreamed a dream in times gone byyyyyyyyyyyyy
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Do you hear the people sing?
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 30, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
/Bama gets a big 3rd down stop
//overture to Les Mis from band
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Ann used to be so, so fine
before I was born.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, young people. Ann Wilson used to be hot.
And this was a time in which they made music videos about screwing random dudes to get knocked up.
Also, this was well into the age of AIDS.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
My favorite sisters act back in the late 70s and early 80s....
Absolutely smoking hot, both of them.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
If I had a million dollars,
it would be the obvious choice.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Fucking Barenaked Ladies made me doubletake on that one.
I think I sprained my neck.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
She's the only person I've ever seen look good
in some sort of beret+fishnet sleeves combo.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Terri Nunn of Berlin could have absolutely pulled it off.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Teri Nunn can pull anything off.
PHRASING
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Teri Nunn is going down
In prestige.
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
I saw them open for Ozzy
in St. Louis, in like 1990 or so. Solid.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 30, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Dream evil
The dark that you find
can come out of your mind
Dream evil take you away
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 30, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Absolutely always a rec.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT
/head explodes
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Start your engines, bitches.
Time for RuPaul’s Drag Race!
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Things I never thought I'd read here.
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It's a great fucking show.
And I won’t apologize for a damn thing.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Oh don't apologize!
I have seen one or two episodes. It’s decent. I do love a good drag queen.
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Fuck. We have a midget drag queen.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Logo.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Heeheehee, that's AWESOME
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
It IS.
And this show is AWESOME.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
We're an open society around here....
You can play for any team you like.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
and Fuck Clemson
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And you can't play for Kansas, either.
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WE HATE IOWA
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
They gave George Lucas a degree.
You don’t want that.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Has it been revised yet?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 30, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Y'all forget washington
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Who?
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Washington, Washing-ton
6 ft 20, fuckin’ killin’ for fun.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
One of two Pac-10 teams to go winless against the Charles.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Did the other Pac-10 team just not play the Charles?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
No. I can at least look a Fuskie in the eye (Also they literally just admitted me)
USC can get fucked by a rake.
Good.
Goooooooooooood.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
DING DING DING
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
WILL MR. LAURANITIS KEEP HIS JOB TONIGHT ON RAW?
I hope not.
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Sir
Wrestling is fun. Especially when there is fuck on.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 30, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
One of my buddies is coming back from his deployment Friday and we're throwing a party for him.
Need dance-y music from the last 10 years or so to put on the player.
Go!
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Already thought of that one.
Anything else?
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
I think I've heard "We Found Live" threeve million times this year already
I’d just check the top downloads on Itunes or something like that
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, just fill it up with Justin Beiber.
It’ll be a big hit.
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LET'S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET'S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET'S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME
LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME
LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME
LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME
LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME
by Erik T on Jan 30, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I imagine he'd rather go back to AFG than have to listen to that.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
TELL ME WHEN TO GO
/tell me when to go
//tell me when to go
///tell me when to go
////ghost-rides the whip
/////wins Darwin award
WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 30, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
In all honesty:
Use this as a guide. It’s a link to the wikipedia page for all the #1 singles in the US for the past 50+ years. Yes, pop culture sucks sometimes. But occasionally they seize upon a good dance-y song. You’ll also find some utter tripe on this list.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I'm guessing that's in the 'utter tripe' category.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I don't even have to click that link to start puking.
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That's why I was hoping to have folks here help filter it for me.
I really don’t want to subject myself to searching through Katy Perry dance mixes (or Britney Spears, etc.).
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
squeek squeek squuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
aka toxic
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Well then:
name for us three songs you think/know he’d like. And we’ll be your own personal genius playlist.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
It's not just him, it's his Korean wife as well.
Examples of what they like:
Where’s Your Head At? – Basement Jaxx
Party Rock Anthem/Shots – LMFAO
Fuck You – Cee-Lo
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
/braces for impact
Black & Yellow – Wiz Khalifa
Not Afraid – Eminem
I Gotta Feeling – B. E. Peas
Empire State of Mind – Jay-Z
Whatever You Like – T.I.
Candy Shop – 50 Cent
Hey Ya – Outkast
Shake Your Tailfeather – (not the Ray Charles version)*
*Disclaimer: this list has been created solely from #1 songs from 2003-12 based on the three songs provided by OHokie. I do not claim these songs as my favorites. Songs by Chris Brown do not appear on this list thanks to official Fortress Saxattack policy.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
"We found loooove in a hopeless place-"
/walks out
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Nicki Minaj
/Blows up the entire universe
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Clearly you are unaware
That 80’s music began in 1983.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
shift-a
Is it football season yet? I’m getting way too much work done and it’s kind of freaking me out.
Go gata!
Watch Wrasslin'
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 30, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Hm.
Now I know the kinds of questions I will be asked. It’s all downhill from here.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Centaur questions?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
All further questions will be centaur related.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
please share.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 30, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
For career-like jobs.
Things might maybe be falling into place possibly. Just had my first screening questionnaire with a potential employer.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Get paid son.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Good luck. Most of the interview is making sure you don't exclude yourself.
Best interviews are when the interviewer sells you on the company.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 30, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
YOU GO
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Break a leg!
NO TONYA, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Nobodys landing on the Mun with that attitude
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Um. I can understand where your issues are coming from.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
I haven't played that in a while.
And still have only once gotten down close to the Mun (going WAAAAAY too fast to land). I need to play it, more.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Some creeper is knocking on my (not see-through) door.
I don’t open my door for people I don’t know, and I’m not expecting anyone. What part of me completely ignoring their knocking for 10 minutes do they not get?!
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The part where they're trying to serve you papers.
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Well in that case, Brad Wing will just take his adorable smile and go home!
by Attie Hat on Jan 30, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'll let him in!
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
With my current job of knocking on somebody's door to tell them we're measuring their house...
it frustrates me when I know people are home but do not open the door. They then usually yell at me when I’m measuring their house. However, I work in broad daylight.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Except it's 9:21 or 8:21 at night for her.
So yeaaaaah. Or, it could be someone attacked by a murderer and they’re trying to find safe haven.
OR IT COULD BE THE MURDERER!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 30, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
If they've been attacked, there's a Chinese restaurant next door with a phone they can use.
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Yeah, you're probably not measuring houses at 8:30 at night.
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that's when the Poles fire off their rockets bound for the sun.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's cool at the sun at night, duh!
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
This is a foolproof plan.
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You really should do it once just to fuck with someone
D
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
I know what happens to candygram recipients
Don’t answer the door.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
UNICEF
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Fucking land sharks.
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by allicolls on Jan 30, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
<>
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just a dolphin
well okay then.
/opens door
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 30, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It is a dolphin ninja.
SURPRISE
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 30, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry.
I’m persistent.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Ask them to leave a message
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Say "Yes, this is Peggy"
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 30, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or knock on the door back and say hello, are you home? May I come in?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
This begs a question
Why not install a peephole?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 30, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
She already reversed it so she could see if anyone was waiting inside for her
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In that case Alli need to stop being a lawyer for the mob.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 30, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Still thought
If you want to tell if someone is in the house there are much more practical manners of checking.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 30, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Because I don't own the door.
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Tell him to take the door.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Buy the door
Just the door though. And then when when a new tenant moves in tell them they have to pay rent to use the door.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 30, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Yell out, "Hold on, I've almost got the cartridge in"
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Or "Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here. "
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
Hey there, campers! It's good news/bad news time!
Good news: one of my dormmates just got married in Indonesia!
Bad news: it’s the dormmate who once said,
“hey jimmy, do you think it’s a dick move to hook up with a girl without a condom if you’re in between outbreaks?”.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
It's a metaphor for Todd Graham's coaching career
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Which explains why he's at Arizona State.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Oh hell no.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Holy christ
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 30, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, for the love of $DIETY.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 30, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
That would have been better if I'd spelled "DEITY" right.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 30, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
I was typing on my newfangled telephone!
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
What a delightful human.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I wish I could say that's the only horrible thing he ever did.
But no, it’s not.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
..
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Kitten Mittons
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Dude had a black Amex freshman year.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Ah.
That explains that.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 30, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
A credit card that requires some serious yearly payments
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
If you have to ask...
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LOL U POOR
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 30, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The highest of Amex cards
Invite only, confers elite status at every frequent flyer/hotel etc.
Basically, it’s for the 1% of the 1%.
Free at last!
It's what they give you
if you charge a quarter of a million dollars a year on your AMEX and pony up a four-digit annual fee.
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Old South is currently leading the University of Kentucky Men's B-League Intramurals in fouls per minute
I’d like to thank God for giving me everything I needed to get here in life
Sposed to be SEC
Youve got plenty of grit.
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
They call him the "glue guy"
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
Very crafty.
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
White.
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
"You will never find another player foul harder and more flagrant than me. I will use my elbows every minute
Thank you. God Bless."
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
I've been watching the "How It's Made" marathon on Science for several days now
This show has to be straight porn for mechanical engineers.
I remember when it was on the Discovery Channel.
I’d watch it on my lunch break between classes.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I remember when TLC had decent shit.
Scrapheap Challenge was sooo good. Especially when the American team from MIT was on it.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Junkyard Wars was always a fantastic show
I can’t remember which channel it was on, but I think it was TLC.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
That was indeed a great show.
Nothing good can last, sadly.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 30, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
I've loved Rocket City Rednecks on NatGeo
It’s in a mid-season hiatus I think, but it’s pretty dang funny and they do some really nifty shit.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
If you know people from Huntsville, then It's even funnier, cause it all makes sense
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
WAY back in the day
TLC was weird as shit and true nerd porn. Shows like Connections, live operations, some Sagan type “what is life all about” programs. Crazy.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 30, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Remember when the History channel was about history?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Even when History Channel talks about History nowadays
There has to be some weird “Alien” dude or Donald Trump interfering with the documentary
It's just about future history now
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
To be fair...
In the ancient past…all roads were made of ice
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Discovery used to have a show called
Great Chef’s of the.. (Midwest, West, South, East, whatever). Just showed a dude in a restaurant kitchen cooking the places big sellers. Lady voiceover said “Next, the Chef prepares the sauce by starting with…” This was like 3 hour blocks in the afternoon. I watched it while napping between classes. Wonderful.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 30, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
And the crab cakes weren't the only things baked to perfection, were they?
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Lolz
I iz a nerd. I was killing time after class before working at the bookstore or teaching physics lab. It was a fabulous time, a different time.
/has regrets
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 30, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
I remember when it was about Natzis.
And the killin thereof/
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd for reminding me of Dr. Kicklighter at Auburn
and how he would often say “The history channel occasionally has some good medieval stuff on it. When they take a break from their Hitler obsession.” This was back in 2003-04 time frame, when they actually had history.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
DRAG. QUEEN. ZOMBIES.
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...Enough about Joan Rivers...
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
WTFuck!?
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
/flags
//clicks title
///chugs
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 30, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
/Accidentally kills Uga while curling him
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
well that'll happen when you're the official UGA gravedigger
by MGoEcon on Jan 30, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
I'd love to have arms like hers
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Lies.
You’re not sorry.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
I forgive you.
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Oh you bastard
Thankfully my diet allows bacon and doesn’t really even hit me all that hard for eating it.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Its bacon....but its meatloaf...but its bacon
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
This means war!
Fire the bacon rocket!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Bacon IN SPACE
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
For
Zoltan. The Space Emperor.
Of Space.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
For those who celebrate Valentine's day
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING!
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
What would happen if those two got together?
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 30, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think shed be a good match for this guy
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
I've met him.
Not as scary in real life. Still not someone I particularly care to hang out with
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
You friends with a lot of Butler male cheerleaders?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
nope. He is a friend of a friend's cousin.
I met him the summer before their big year. They were on TV a lot and he was shown a lot.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
I went to high school with a world-class female weightlifter.
She was one of the sweetest people I ever met, though she was terrifying. Ran into her again later on; she was getting married to a guy she met on the internet.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
there's hope for some of yall yet!
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
I'd accept it.
more of an Alex Morgan guy though
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
GIS trolling hard in the paint
3 of first five Hope Solo results are Alex Morgan
/notcomplainingreally
That's real fucking neato.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Who dat?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
//Serious.
Don’t know my soccer people well besides Alex Morgan and Meaux.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
That's hope solo she plays goalie on the America Ladies' team
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
awwwwwwwwwwww y'all are so sweet
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Oh. Now I can say who is Alex Morgan
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry to disappoint.
Solo > Morgan from what I see now.
Not saying Morgan is bad though.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
down with the sickness?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
OOH WAH AH AH AH
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
...........
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Failing at figuring out homework. Expected gym trip replaced with library trip.
(facepalm)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
NERD
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Whatcha workin' on?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Partial differential equations.
Not even partially enjoyable.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Ooooh, fun!
POST POST POST!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Psh, just do a Taylor Series, you'll be fine
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
sup fools?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions
Why are you here, and not Coving it up?
Didn’t you just turn in comps?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I went to the VI for a few hours
playing a quick game on xbox before heading to my friend’s bexley. and don’t worry, I’m tanked.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
COME AT ME BRO
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
This was one of my friend's cousin.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 30, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Totally worth a 30 min detention
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Holy shit.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
I yelled it at my poetry professor last semester
didn’t remove clothing, but you get the idea.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
This kid is my hero.
I will vicariously rec him through you.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Attaboy!
I wish I’d partied more at Bexleys, but the people I knew there were never really hosting. Aside from the block parties each year, I wasn’t up there more than three or four times
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Ohhhh the block party.
some great non-memories there, before I started dating my super wonderful ladyfriend. Is chloe around? I just want to be sure she approves of my valentines’ gift. never been good at this sort of thing.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
I"M HERE
what’s up?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
the earrings?
I just really hope she likes them. I had a stress dream about them last night. My sister loves them, but I want your input as well.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
OH yes, honey I like them. So does alli. You're good to go!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
thank you!
The only two opinions I trusted were my sister’s and yours. Thanks so much!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
please let's all keep this as truth ok?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
I mean it.
I’ve asked no one else. Even though you’re a Sooner fan and she’s longhorn, I trust you as much as I trust my sister.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
Awwww thank you. really.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
I even texted you, to prove it to you.
And of course I’m serious. You and my sister. That’s it.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
God
Brodus Clay’s ring entrance is SO FUCKING AWESOME
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FIRST WEEK IN ON DISCOVERY.
Talks about people going to jail for the 1st time.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 30, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
oh. My mistake.
I thought you were only one week in to show X.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I came home from the bar last week and watched 4 hours of a Lock Up marathon
I’m sure I’d like this show you speak of
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, the inmates arent as hardcore as that show.
mainly small stuff, dui, etc. This one has a lawyer who got arrested because his wife demanded more child support. she was taking more than 100% of his income.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 30, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
I just went to the website to watch the clip of the show
and Disney Land commercial popped up before the creepy jail guy popped up out of nowhere
Apparently the actual Ferris Bueller/Honda CRV commercial Sunday
will be one hundred and fifty seconds long.
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Yep.
It might have been almost funny if it were a sports car. Bu the Honda CRV? Nope. Not funny at all.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
A bunch of girls I went to high school with drove CRVs
Another girl I know said, “what’s the big deal, they’re just like my range rover, except for poor people”
Freaking. Buckhead.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Buckhead high school?
Which one of the three?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
The one out I-20 near madison.
just kidding. Any of them work. I’m afraid of letting the internet machine know who I am.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
An SUV should never be Front Wheel drive.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Aughblaugh.
I had the old CR-V (the one that actually still looked like an SUV instead of a crossover) and it was actually a nice car, except for the fact that it was woefully underpowered, which became a problem on wet hills.
They redesigned it for the next model year and turned it into a piece of crap. Somehow the mid-model refresh they just released looks even worse.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 30, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds about right for Buckhead.
What’s even more annoying is how this girl you speak of had a Range Rover.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
You have no idea.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
Did she have the monogrammed bumper sticker on it?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Centered right over the rear window brakelight I bet.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
nah. This was before that was cool and way before that became uncool
I don’t know what kind of bumperstickers she had. Probably a little green Sea Island sticker on the front bumper. Maybe a Lake Rabun home owners one on the back
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Ah yeah, forgot about the stickers for your beach house place
All the 30A stickers? All the 30A stickers
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
"Oh, Florida? It's nice I guess, but kind of new money"
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, the minor lawyer/doctor/banker gentry of South-Gnatline have to summer somewhere, you know!
That “original 13 colony” talk can stay with the high-falutin’ Atlanta folks
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
So basically the same as everything coming from Honda lately.
Even the new NSX they just unveiled is sure to go through several damaging redesigns before we see it in 2015.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 30, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
Would Kevin Bacon be popular if not for his last name?
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Proud to green
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Probably
I liked his work in “Diner”.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 30, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Dunno, but Johnathan Cookies is an awful actor
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 30, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
big step you guys
I admitted to my friends earlier that you all exist.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 9:52 PM EST reply actions
meatspace friends
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
I've had meatspace interact with EDSBS.
It went well.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
No, I think that's correct
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yes.
My friends I made in “real life” met someone I met on the internet.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Yup
I have not had such an experience, but I’m sure it will go well, I hope
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
SOON.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
Is that whole orgy thing still in the works?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
you have to ask alli she started it
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Don't give me all the credit.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Mike should have some of it too
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Who, me?
/whistles innocently
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Wait, I forgot, I have- Big Jon and I have drank together on numerous occasions
He lived less than .2 miles from me in Tally.
But y’all gonna have to come to Savannah, if you want to see me.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
how about a trip to Richmond?
(if that’s where we end up, like I hope, so everyone keep your fingers crossed for me!) That way, we could go to either a VT game or an UR game, and then the fan. I’d drive, of course.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
I coach in the fall, so I only have like two free weekends
but it may be possible
My loyal heart avows no other.
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if that's where I end up, I'll let you know
if not then, than some alumni weekend or something.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
I'll be up for the next one, but definitely
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
To be fair, there's nothing to do in Tally except drink and there's not a whole lot of places to do that.
So this may have been inevitable.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 30, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
You'd have thought that, but I was there two years, and only met him two months before moving
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Ain't that always the way.
Of course, with the Strip closed, there’s even less. So for me, what, 3 months?
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 30, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't usually go to the Strip-
not really my scene. I camped out at Mockingbird during the week, and the Leon Pub on weekends
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I like Leon. Actually never been to Mockingbird; I'll have to check it out.
My friends all seem to be obsessed with Midtown. I’m usually at Varsity (formerly BW3) if I’m out during the week.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 30, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, yeah-
Mock is good during the week, on weekends it gets really hipster-y. Trivia on Mondays is a blast
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
well I've heard about that
and I am very happy for you, my friend.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
X
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks, Chuck!
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
That wasnt meant to be sarcastic, btw
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
I know.
People here aren’t assholes about that sort of thing.
Besides, you have Gummy as your avatar.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Absolutely not.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
I've had meatspace friends comment on something I said on EDSBS.
>_>
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 30, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
As have I, but they're people I knew before here
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I've never met anyone on here in meatspace before
although I look forward to the prospect. Good drink suggestions.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
The tragedy here is that we don't.
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We could be just a figment of your imagination
Or a well-orchestrated sham
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe this is shutter island?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
Which would be worse?
To live as a monster? Or to die as a good man?
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
that's not a thing
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just a dog
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
what's wrong with us?
/me specifically
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing. You're awesome.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
this explains so so much
and your wife?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Had to.
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by OHokie on Jan 30, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
the stigma of online friends and all
at a small school where everyone knows everyone who isn’t on edsbs. Don’t get me wrong, I am more than proud to know every single one of y’all, I just know how some folks perceive interwebs things. But my friends on campus said it sounded like a great community (which absolutely y’all are) and that they are happy for me. the ladyfriend doesn’t know about this or the twitterz but I don’t care. Y’all are pretty cool. Elsewise, I wouldn’t have been back every day since January or whatever.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
INTERWEB FRIENDS?
WOW, YOU MUST SUCK AT HUMAN INTERACTION, LOLOLOL LOSER!
/ignores call
//texts back
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 30, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
First rule of EDSBS Club....
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...take your shoes off before entering the house.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 30, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
FTFY
…take your shoes pants off before entering the house.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
I had to reject chloe's rule as I left for the bar earlier.
I felt miserable.
I tried to counteract it by wearing sweats underneath my real pants.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK CLEMSON
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
fuck fuck fuck.
Sorry. Goddamnit.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 30, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
What was that?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
This is what I was going for.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 30, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
What's this? originally
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Same thing it shows
Except some weird/nerdy/creepy guy in place of 8Ball.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
but like, who's that girl and why is she having a ton of different people take pictures with her
while she barely moves?
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
Summer Glau
I think she was Firefly and the Female Terminator in the Terminator TV series.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 30, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Summer Glau
from Firefly and the Terminator: Sarah Conor Chronicles (or some such) show.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Nevermind then.
I see why I don’t know her
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Facial expression I think is the central focus.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Callaghan's has jerseys?
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SOON.
Vikki and Cheryl put that together and posted it today.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 30, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Is it for a ....drinking team?
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i wish i lived someplace cool
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Well, a drinking team with a cycling problem.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 30, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, well, I have no such cycling problem.
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One can be developed.
All it takes is a bike and spandex.
Spandex, BTW, really throws off your gaydar. Of course, yours is a little out of kilter anyways.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 30, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
but not a boner
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
/Insert Steroids in cycling joke here
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
That gives banana seat a whole new meaning.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
My gaydar is not out of kilter!
It just happened to be spinning in circles on Friday night for obvious reasons. And bikram yoga instructors shouldn’t be straight anyway.
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Cyclists throw off my gaydar because it all goes to "wishful thinking".
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
You should ride in my neighborhood at home.
The only wishing you’d be doing is “God, I wish I’d never seen that.”
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Hahaha.
I blame seeing the college cycling club around campus.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
...no creepy flirting?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Put the toilet seat down
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
/is offended
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad reports rules of EDSBS Club exist?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Always remember the five.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 30, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Leave your 4chan friends out of here
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
No pants?
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by psuphiman80 on Jan 30, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
thou shall not run out of likker EVER
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לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Is Marshawn Lynch the source of this?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
YOU'RE A NUT YOU'RE CRAZY AS A COCONUT
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
PURELY PSYCHOSOMATIC
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Jan 30, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
THAT BOY NEEDS THERAPY
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
LETS HAVE AT YOU. NOW WHEN I COUNT THREEVE
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
GRAB A KAZOO
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
PURPLE DRANK
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
So. Murray State's season comes down to a home game against St. Mary's.
That’s gonna be entertaining.
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Apparently, Eli Whitney also made muskets...per Pawn Stars
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He did.
He actually made money off that patent – unlike the cotton gin.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Did any of his muskets make it into military use?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Pawnstars feels so lame
now that there’s that one in Louisiana.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
Time to make dinner.
Boxed macaroni and canned chili.
A step down.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions
Kraft dinner with smoked sausages and shitload of pepper.
Ambrosia.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Are you Canadian perchance?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
No, but that song's in my head from earlier.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Gotcha.
Cause it and Terrence and Phillip are the only times I’ve heard Kraft Dinner
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
My friend is trying to argue that Connecticut should have a pro sports team
Oh lawl.
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You mean the Whal-
Oh, wait, yeah…
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Theme music!
This would be my walkout music if I was a fighter.
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DIDN'T KEEP THE ONE YOU HAD LOSERS
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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They have the Sun
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
This is what I said when I realized earlier that someone had reposted
the 1982 Black Flag demos to YouTube.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
♬ We're gonna get revenge ♬
♬ You won’t know what hit you ♬ ♬
♬ ♬ We’re tired of being screwed ♬ ♬ ♬
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Little Caesar's claims they have a taste "that everybody loves"
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
It's the Natty Light of pizza.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, if you left Natty Light underneath a heat lamp for 8 hours
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
With a slice of cheese thats been sitting out on the side
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
Inoffensive? Sure. Close enough.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Is everyone wasted?
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Jan 30, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
I am right now
and even so, I want nothing to do with that.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
If it costs five dollars and you are too drunk to care about the taste maybe
by Bus Crasher on Jan 30, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
aka undergrad
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
When you can afford both the too drunk and the $5 pizza.
Now it’s one or the other.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Not if you drink $16/bottle vodka.
I swear I have good taste in vodka, and I’ll use it someday if I don’t rot my taste buds/innards with this shit now.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
I found whisky for cheaper.
Thunderbird also exists somewhere
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
interesting theory you've got there Dr. Kotov.
Do the nicer vodkas taste like more expensive nail polish remover?
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
A lot of them taste quite good to me.
Even Smirnoff is alright, really. The mark of the good stuff for me is that it won’t give me a hangover after a few doubles.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
I drank grey goose all night one night. Couldn't move the next day
it felt like it did when I used to drink a liter of Heaven Hill whiskey and yell terrible things at people I love
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
I once held up the drunk bus in front of one of the New Row
houses because I was yelling at a Vietnamese guy in Romanian. Never drinking a liter of Smirnoff (minus a couple of swigs given to random chicks) ever again.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
I think a ride-a-long with the drunk bus would be very entertaining
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
I loved the drunk bus.
Except when that 200-lb-plus girl sat on me and acted like my pain was me flirting with her. I was like wtf no you’re breaking my femur!
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
The drunk bus as in the train coming back from a city after a night out?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
As in the "night security shuttle" on Auburn's campus.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Ah so a literal bus.
They call the Early morning Sat/Sun Long Island Railroad the same thing. Interesting shit I’ve seen.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
The only time I deal with trains when I'm drunk is walking back to my friend's house
we throw rocks at it.
Drunk bus= security shuttle abused by student body. It only operates on campus. most fraternity houses are technically on campus, it will take you to the university building directly across the street from the downtown bars.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't usually ride it drunk and rarely went to frat parties.
I mostly used it to avoid walking from super-far-away RO to the Quad because I’m lazy. Though yeah, I always loved YES LOL I’M GOING TO RAMSEY AT 11:00 ON A SATURDAY NO WAY DUDE I’M TOTALLY NOT GETTING A FREE RIDE TO SKYBAR
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
I live in a fraternity house, so it takes me places at night.
I even take it to the library when I know I won’ t be able to park:
-“Security Shuttle”
-“Can I get a ride from ____. I’m not drunk”
/gets on bus
-“Can I go to the Library? I’m not drunk”
-“I don’t care kid,”
Later
/calls back
“Can I get I ride from the library? I swear I’m not drunk”
“Van will be there as soon as possible”
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
I lived in Broun, so I never needed it for the library.
Though I rarely went there to work because of all the assholes who were there to open a textbook and then socialize. I only went to read documents or get books.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
I don't live in a quiet environment. I'd go to RBD for the 4th floor
I though Broun was the EE building that didn’t have windows, b/w shelby and Haley?
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
I love it when the old man on Pawn Stars says basically "hell fuck no" to a price
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Yeah what's up?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
I was just wondering if you actually created that Philosoraptor about Tim Tebow and Christian Ponder yourself
If so, you are internet famous, because it has spread like wildfire. Ive heard it in three or four different places the past week or so
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Someone posted something similar at music forum I used to post at.
I retyped it from memory (or a close facsimile). Same general joke either way, but not sure I can claim credit for it. But the one posted here I actually put into meme generator myself.
Sorry to disappoint; never thought you guys thought it was purely mine.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Good enough
Im still gonna claim I know the guy that came up with it
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
I'll take it. Just wanted disclosure and all.
But if it’s a lift of the image from this thread, I did create that image. Just not the original joke.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Ive seen both the image and just people typing it
You should charge them for loyalties
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
*royalites dammit
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Nah. Can't do that in good conscience.
Glad it’s a hit though.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
And looking at a quick search, it appears my phrasing isn't the popular one.
I think mine was “If Tim Tebow asks a question…?” The joke I see is “If Tim Tebow has a thought…?”
Sorry to disappoint again, but it looks like I can’t claim this one.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
am I the only one drunj?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions
It's monday night...
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
I have to work and I'm not drinking for 4.5 weeks.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
I wish I had that conviction.
starting tomorrow? maybe you can be a role model for me.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
4.5 weeks,
how did you come up with that number
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לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Birthday!
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STALKER
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Whatcha doin for birthday?
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Im guessing it involves potent potables
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Going on a trip!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
By that do you mean "get high"?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
no i really mean going outside the state of texas.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Cant blame you for that
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
I will be going to St. Louis.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Great idea!
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Dang. that .5 has me beat.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
You're only going for 4?
It should be mentioned the last time I had anything to drink was MNC.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
2 weeks left!
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
oh no hon. I have 4.5 weeks LEFT
I will be sober for almost a total of 8 weeks.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
oh, my!
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Well except for the beer i had two thursdays ago
damnit
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
that's a thing?
I turned in my senior project this morning. Do I deserve this?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Yup!
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thank you!
are you the only one? It doesn’t matter. here I go!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Every person should live a little and do this once.
When I did it in undergrad, I ran into the Russian professor who was writing one of my recs for law school in the student center while I was running to use the facilities.
The other professor who wrote my other rec letter happened to be the guy whose class I was going to.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
I did it first semester freshman year
never again.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
May I ask what class this was?
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Auburn Experience and BIOL1000lab
my Auburn Experience TA was a senior in a different fraternity (he remembered me from rush), told me he knew what was up, and advised me to never do it again. The Instructor came up to me and said, “be glad I like you, and that this is Auburn Experience”.
The Lab TA had no idea I was drunj
It was the afternoon of the day we played WVU up there.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
What is "Auburn Experience"?
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A freshmen orientation class
I never took it. Wasn’t required when I was there. Not sure if it is, now.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Huh-
we had 4 days of orientation as a class, then it was business as usual
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It wasn't as of '08.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Let the jokes start.
It’s a 1 hour class where you learn the history of the university and some basic stuff you need to know but they don’t manage to teach you during the 3 days of Camp War Eagle. You go on a stadium tour and have to do projects on stuff like on campus organizations. Only freshmen can take it. It’s a GPA saver for freshmen who don’t know how to college.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't take it.
I think they have a special honors one too, but FUCK. THAT. SO. HARD.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
3 day orientation during the summer before you start classes in the fall.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
HELL
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Frosh orientation during the summer.
It’s actually fun. Even spending the nights getting dunked on by 6’4" black guys who were on football scholarship. Okay. Maybe not that part. But you get a free t-shirt!
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
UMR did a one week frosh orientation the week before actual classes started.
there was also a 2 day weekend thing of choosing classes in spring summer once you were accepted and decided to attend
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
There were like 8 sessions at Auburn,
running from late May thru July. I went like mid-June.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
I'm thoroughly convinced that they make Camp War Eagle as horrible as possible.
Just to ensure that college is infinitely better in comparison. For those kids who may not be all in at the beginning.
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I didn't mind it.
Except my forestry-major assigned roommate who reeked of cigarette smoke and had phone sex with his girlfriend every night thinking I couldn’t hear him.
/holy fucking cow college
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
I hated it. If I hadn't been warned not to judge Auburn by it
I would have probably unenrolled. I just remembered being tired, hungry, hot and annoyed to death by the cheese-dick SGAcult Counselors. I made 1 friend, who I still hang out with, but other than that I haven’t seen a soul since actually moving here
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
I lucked out and had a couple guys in my group end up being in my major
and stayed friends with them for the rest of college. But yeah, the SGA crazies are basically the rush group leaders with less hairspray.
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And no sense of humor.
Not to be confused with a bad sense of humor.
[/at least at UGA]
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
I knew one guy who was CWE
leader and was pretty tight. Vietnamese fratty, go figure.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Kenyon had us show up on Saturday/Sunday, classes started Wednesday
There wasn’t any summer thing for us- you did your course scheduling those four days.
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we had to take math classes if in the engineering school
basically to make sure we didn’t fail out
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
I think a mandatory freshman math class would have made a quarter of my class fail out
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well it was mainly to be sure that the kids who were taking calculus were supposed to be
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, makes sense
/laughs maniacally at the thought of the poetry majors down the hall having to take calculus
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But how would fine poetry such as U+Me=Us be written
If they didn’t know their calculus?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
I almost didn't go to ND because they make everyone take calculus
Only C I ever got.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
So you're saying Mordin could experiment on you?
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Um...maybe?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
it was freshman week
if you didn’t have to take the trig review you got lab safety. the only people on campus were freshmen and greeks
i missed getting out of trig review by ONE FUCKING POINT
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
I missed testing out of my language req by that same one damn point
389, 390 needed to pass. FUCK! Though, it was a nice easy A for a class and a half each of my first two semesters
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i was one of 4 freshmen in calc 2 who had to take trig review...
le sigh.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
The total trig I had was in HS.
Last two days of junior year: Here’s Law of Sines. Here’s Law of Cosines. Fake it all the way through a math degree.
My first programming job? Write a spherical trigonometry library in PL/1.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
Wha???
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Serious.
Everything else I’ve just picked up along the way; never had a course or any significant materials in it. Double angle formulae? Huh?
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
what?????
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Try learning spherical trig
when you don’t have a foundation in planar trig.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
You don't need most of it, 'tis true.
Just surprised you never had it- I use trig lessons to introduce proof-writing for the kids
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Oh, I had Gods own proof-writing class.
Geometry. But it didn’t cover any trig more involved than SohCahToa.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Well, of course-
But there’s this new-fangled Geometry teaching method that doesn’t go in-depth into proof writing…just invoking one or two theorems is NOT a proof
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WHAT?>>!
no. all people must fail their first geometry test because the forget how to logic and memorize
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
I don't teach Geometry, but
IT SHOULD HAVE FUCKING PROOFS, GORRAMIT
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If geometry doesn't involve proofs
IT’S NOT GEOMETRY.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
lol i took classes there as a senior in hs
so when i was a real freshman i got the lab safety. All the other pledges had to be able to function. Me sure I will stay out until 4 every night for a week. Sadly this gave me an unrealistic expectation of college
I did this anyway.
also i wasn’t even sure I wanted to go there until like January.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't get to take Calculus
in high school because I didn’t get into “Pre-Algebra” in 7th FUCKING GRADE.
/shruged it off. Took Trig again as a 17 y.o. freshman.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 30, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
I took calculus at SWMS as a 17 year old
and then I took AP calc in HS because I didn’t know where I would end up going to college and figured the AP would look better
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
A lot of kids double up in Geometry and Algebra II as sophomores...
not an option?
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I took Geometry in 9th, Algebra II in 10th, nothing in 11th and Stat in 12th
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
ew. ew. ew. ew.
geometry was frosh, alg 2 soph and junior year was trig only had to have through alg 2 to graduate though
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
I took Alg 2 in 9th, Precal 10th, AP Calc 11th,
Calc 2 at OSU as a senior
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Yup
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My 36-person-per-grade middle school did not have this option.
Otherwise I would have loved to do that.
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AISA?
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Nope.
Small Episcopal school. Now with shitty high school!
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It was FANTASTIC
best part about the suburban public school system, for me. Got to take Algebra in 7th, Geometry in 8th
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things i wish i could go back and change?
calc 2 at local community college start college with some physics get to take more classes in college that were fun
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Physics was fun.
Until I got to modern physics – quantum and relativity. I hit my limitations and bounced. It didn’t help that the professor was more interested in deconstructing Predator (it was the early 90’s) than actually teaching the material.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
My recollection is
kids who got selected for “pre algebra” got to take aglebra in 8th. Geometry in 9th, then Trig, then Pre-calc and Calc as a senior. I was not selected and fate was sealed.
/i’m sort of a hillbilly anyways so feel I got a good edumacation.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 30, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
where DID you grow up?
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Georgia had similar middle school/high school math structure.
Took Algebra I in 8th, Geometry and Algebra II in 9th, and Trig then ‘Analysis’ in tenth.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
this was Western Kentucky
public schools.
/is a shining star
//even though I coulnd’t take GOD DAMN calculus in HS and could only test out of 4 credits of Spanish in college.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 30, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
Does it cover elevators and how they work?
For those unfamiliar with the concept?
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by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
The tallest building in this county is 10 stories tall
not a whole lot of elevator education going on for the general population
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Supposedly the new bookstore at my girlfriend's college has the only escalators in that county.
Not sure if an urban legend or not.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
You'd have to be lazy as fuck to ever need an elevator
unless you had some sort of mobility issue. The tallest building on campus is Haley which is 10 stories.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Though the two times I needed to go up to the 9th floor for something
I sure as hell took the elevator.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
I did once when I hurt my ankle playing roundball
and had to get a rec letter from an English prof on floor 8.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
I always take the elevator to go up to offices in Haley
and in Lowder
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
I've never been above the 2nd floor in Lowder
since they randomly stuck a bunch of history classes over there. I had way more history classes there than in Haley.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, seriously?
I never had a history class in anything other than Haley. The only time I stept foot in Lowder was when LTG Hal Moore came to speak right before “We Were Soldiers” came out.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, Lowder 113
is probably the biggest classroom on campus
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, they keep moving them there.
Almost all of my 3000 and I think all of my 4 and 5000 level courses were there (I AP’d out of <3000 classes). The main classes I had in Haley were English.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Who did you have for Bio?
I didn’t take it, but I know most of the profs indirectly.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Speaking of AU profs
I had Dr. Maples for 3 classes in one quarter.
Intro to Thermo, Thermo 1, and Heat Transfer.
Very interesting quarter that required the Dean’s approval.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 30, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Wow. I had one professor twice in the same semester.
But he was new in ’09, and you were evidently not in the same department as me.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
That was probably 1996.
I switched to ChemE after my first 2 years.
Dr. Maples taught Intro to Thermo which was an engineering weed-out-class, then I had the 200 level Thermo 1 and Heat Transfer all in the same quarter.
Interesting seeing how he taught the intro class vs the smaller classes post-weed-out.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 30, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
I love Dr. Maples.
I had Thermo with his son-in-law and I still have a Diamond M farms shirt. Also, how’d I not know you were ChemE too?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I guess your Gaydar and your ChemEdar are on the fritz.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 30, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Damn you and your hippie-dippie friends.
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Is this the ChemE dork hangout?
/hey, what’s going on?
//wears periodic table t-shirt he got for free
///awkward silence
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 30, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Lishak
for both 1000 and 1010
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Actually not sure who that is.
Did you ever take a history class at Auburn?
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
I took a ton of them, there.
Since history was my major. It seems from looking at the site that very few professors I took are still there, though. I’m especially sad to see Dr. Szechi is gone.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Who else did you have?
And no shit, it’s cool that we have two AU history products here. Also you live like 30 miles from where I grew up, so that’s cool. I know y’all have the dude who’s doing the excavation, etc. at Camp Lawton, which I lived down the road from.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
The only professors I had that are still there are
Dr. Bohanon, Dr. Trimble, Dr. Kicklighter, and Dr. Carter (fucker gave me my only B in all of my major courses). Recognize some of the other names, but those are the only professors I had that are still there.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
I spent most of my life with Dr. Melancon.
He’s crazy but I love the old man. Carter and Kicklighter are both really cool but I never had them. I had Beckwith for senior seminar and then a few of the newer guys for my other classes (mostly military stuff, with a bit of British and assorted 19th century peppered in).
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Kicklighter was by far one of my favorites.
Most all of my classes were in European history there, which makes it all the funnier that I would end up concentrating on US History (specifically the 2nd Amendment) at GSU.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Sad to see Dr. Lewis isn't there, anymore.
Old fart looked like Santa Claus, and had the most annoying, whining, monotonous voice I’ve ever heard. But damn if he didn’t know everything there was to know about the history of aviation. Particularly as it pertained to Delta or Eddie Rickenbacker.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Aviation history is my mistress.
Specifically Polish aviation history.
/doesn’t speak Polish
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Dr. Lewis knew about all there is to know.
I think I heard some of the exact same stories about 40 times, though. He taught sitting down at a desk, the class was at 5pm, and his voice was really, really, REALLY annoying. But very knowledgable.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
One of my profs at CMU is like that.
Also he talks about his cat and his recreational Nyquil use a lot. And we always get a break for him to smoke at 8 on the dot. Also, civil, not military aviation. But instead, I’m working on Romanian occupation economy in Transnistria and Ukrainian-American media during the famine of the 1930s. I’m boring as shit.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Let me translate:
“And then, Janek flapped his arms REALLY fast, and he almost got off the ground.”
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by MikeLew on Jan 30, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Polish Air Force shoots down threeve Messerchmitts in 1940
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by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
DAMN RIGHT
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My surrogate grandpa (long story)
ended up flying with them at war’s end. After he made it through Tobruk
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by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds like he'd get along with my family-
had once or twice removed great-cousins in Wojtek’s unit, plus others in the Polish Resistance
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Yeah, World History I and II. I can't remember who I had for I, I had Ferguson for II
wanted to take more but was never able to register for them.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Ferguson is hilarious.
I had him for like 5000-something. It was Modern British history. Only B I’ve ever made in a history class, but that was the semester I had a mental breakdown and didn’t sleep for three days on end.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
It was his first semester when I had him.
It was all stuff that I had learned several times throughout my life, and I only went when it was my turn to sign people in. I still made a 99 in the class
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
He's a nice guy. Wish I had done better
in his class so I could have had two recs from alumni of Indiana’s PhD program when I applied there.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
I wrote a Russian history final (1861-1939 I think)
with a pretty wicked hangover. You’d be surprised what you can do with that pre-mixed hurricane shit and some Kroger-brand pink lemonade mix.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Did a law school brief overnight and offed a bottle of cream sherry.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
A- on the paper; B+ in the course.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Probably so, though it actually wasn't vodka induced.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Russian professor was the first guy I saw, and the class I was going to was Russia before the Reforms.
Had the same history professor for Modern Russian History as well.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Our guy was an expert on the Revolution and surrounding period.
He liked me because I was interested in [spiders] famine.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Hey!
I have been to [spiders]! I have seen the future, and it works!
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by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
I've never been. I barely speak [spider] but can read it.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
It turns lavender. It's fruity and delicious.
Go ahead and make fun of the way I said that.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
you're a michigan man, right?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Longhorns playing Mizzou pretty tough
Buddy Guy bootleg of Stormy Monday on iTunes, pull it out Horns
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions
MINE!
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YOU GO TO HELL SIR
NO WAIT. YOU’RE NOT A SIR!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
We're going to defend him to the death
Seeing as he’s a Kenyon alum
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I'm so going to help with this
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
SEE WHY YOU'RE THE BEST?!?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
NO BETTER MAN ON EARTH
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I forgot, there is a basketball team of sorts in Charlottesville, isn't there?
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Harlen Globetrotters are on a tour of the South?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
You know what?
I’m sorry, you’re right.
The two best teams in Virginia are Christopher Newport and Virginia Wesleyan.
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Thanks for the input tonight.
Phone interview: unlocked. I think.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 30, 2012 10:48 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
jack donaghy is a master.
drinking red label from the bottle.
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions
This thread keeps making me think of this
From now on, your name shall be “Christobel”
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 30, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
what?
Is this a rule or something?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 30, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Family Guy bad.
Post-season 10 Simpsons bad.
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STABBED
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, Clearly I have no idea what I'm doing
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 30, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ha
From @NotBillWalton The Bill Walton
I’d rather watch Ecuadorian iguanas viciously consummate their love than ever listen to Doris Burke commentate another game again.
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
Buffalo wings.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Are they sauceless?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
I don't understand the question
and I won’t respond to it.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
i should be licking my fingers if i'm eating buffalo wings
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
And they had better fucking come with bleu cheese dressing
What has the hunks of bleu cheese in it. Not that creamy bullshit.
by emc503 on Jan 30, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You know where Bleu Cheese comes from?
Fuck Clemson
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
#TeamFuckRanch
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
/pounding on tables
/delegation reduced to tears
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Engage C&H autorec
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by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
I was too lazy to find the comic,
although posting a C&H strip is always good for a green, as it should be.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Absolutely
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Fuck yes, Lucille!
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You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille,
with four hungry children and a crop in the field…
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.
/Darrel Waltrip’d
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Im not going to be the man Im expected to be anymore
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
THOSE ARE NOT BUFFALO WINGS BUT AN ABOMINATION MR. VAN PELDT
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Fine...more for me
I dont look like a degenerate bastard after I enjoy the wonderful herbs and spices
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
I need a ruling.
Are they still “buffalo wings” if the sauce is, rather than being a hot sauce, something else like teriyaki or lemon pepper or what have you?
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#teamthis
I like all kinds of wings. Only one kind can be called “Buffalo”
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
They're alright.
But to me, true buffalo wings are butter with a cayenne pepper-based sauce of some type. Granted, i can get lazy as shit and order Buffalo Tenders a lot, so I am not a real purist.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
THEY HAD MOTHERFUCKING BETTER HAVE FUCKING BONES
by Erik T on Jan 30, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I have been much better at this lately.
But #TeamDrumsFuckFlatsUnlessThatIsTheOnlyOption
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
The one bone wing vs the two bone wing
I actually prefer the 2 bone wing. More meat, better surface area ratio.
same. it's also more fun in a way. IT'S MORE CHALLENGING
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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
I'm a lazy shit when it comes to wings though.
Same reason I don’t like crab. Tastes good but it’s a pain in the ass.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
MOAR CRAB FOR ME THANK YOU
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
More crabs for me too...
Wait…that came out wrong
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
If someone picks off the shells for me, I will eat it and a lot.
But my parents figured me out when I was about ten and should have been old enough to pick it out myself. I had a racket going there.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
On the other hand, I was stabbed in the hand at age 4 by my own grandmorther for reaching for the wrong crab
I learned very early on no one was going to help me, and I better get to it myself.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Nomnomnomnom
GIMME CRAB MEAT TO EAT
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What kind of crab are you referring to as a pain in the ass?
/picks up king crab leg
//snaps it in half
///problem solved
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Bluecrab, probably
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Blech.
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I grew up on King and Snow.
I’ve never been able to develop a taste for Blue or Dungeness.
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Snow is the way to go
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
ALL CRAB IS GOOD
Some, you have to work harder for.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Well since most places I've been to either slightly over or undercook the crab,
All crabs, even crab legs like snow or King are a PITA to me. And blue crabs yeah not happening.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
I am a Crab universalist-
I will cover them all in spices and dunk them in butter, it will be delicious
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No. Nooooo. NO.
You steam dungeness crab, and use maybe a little bit of smoke tobasco, but really, it needs no seasoning. It’s the best. KG can you verify?
Honestly, I'm not had a ton of experience with dungeness.
I grew up on blue, and in Japan it’s all king and snow. King crab steamed and dipped in a mild vinegar sauce is heaven on earth.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
See? See? Here we go.
I grew up on King, and didn’t like Blue.
KG grew up on Blue, and thinks King is heaven on earth.
CASE FUCKING CLOSED ARGUMENT OVER I WIN
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I grew up in Ohio, and I eat them all!
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Doesn't mean I won't go through 3 lbs of blue like it's nothing.
But king is superior to blue.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
I have the perfect technique down
Messy, but fast. And now I’m getting that Pavlovian response where I’m starting to crave buffalo sauce. Yum.
i really shouldn't eat wings in public. too...messy. no matter what.
now i want some fucking buffalo wings
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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Rule 34
have fun sleeping, wolverine.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
i don't get it
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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
If it exists, there is porn of it.
Rule 35: If porn of it cannot be found, it is being made.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
i really need to watch my placement of "fucking"
i just drop it everywhere and yeah
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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Phrasing
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
I too would be careful where I placed my fucking.
It’s a dangerous world out there.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Did you see my fucking placement this morning?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
You think there's someone who hasn't seen your fucking placement?
/league of their own’d
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Damnit, change the subject.
Now I’m having the same thing.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 30, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
And the latest in a series of needless commentariat wars begins
Congratulations Gavrilo Princip emc503
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by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Nah. I like biting the tops off the one bone.
More satisfying conclusion to the wing. The two bone wing is just a gradual scraping off of the meat.
And you have to break it open for maximum efficiency
Which always leaves a bit not covered in sauce. Not cool.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Just suck the meat off one side after dipping, tear one bone out, get the meat off it, and then kill the other side
Boom. Down n about 30 seconds.
What is this sorcery?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
To get more graphic
I bit off one side of the meat on the wing, tongue bang the meat in between the bones out and then suck the now separated bones dry.
Flagged for lack of ranch
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
heresy...Either Bleu Cheese or more wing sauce
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
its so fun getting the meat out of the middle
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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
MORE PHRASING
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Well, that was too obvious.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
When you've obviously tried to hard
you’re required to call PHRASING on yourself.
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I KNOW I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY THIS
/rants about patriarchy
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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Are you Petrilli's history teacher?
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by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
no, i just hate all men
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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
I HOPE YOU ARE ALSO BEING SARCASTIC
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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
ARE YOU SUGGESTING I'M BEING IRRATIONAL
I’M TOTALLY NOT BEING IRRATIONAL YOU’RE JUST MEAN
ALL YOU’RE GONNA BE IS MEAN!!!!!!!!!
/taylor swift
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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Someone should light her country music award on fire.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
You and Handsome Dan.
What’s with you Oregon fans and sandwiches?
by Mango Stasi on Jan 30, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Weed makes people hungry, yo.
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Probably not a good joke
But after the whole Patrick Witt story, compounded with previous stories, Handsome Dan’s attitude towards the womenfolk is not terribly shocking.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Really? REALLY?
I get rivalries. Really. I do. (Not that Nebraska has any.)
But this kid has been officially fucking libeled in the New York Times. I don’t know what he did or didn’t do. And neither do you.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
I agree that everything still exists in some very sketchy haze of "unofficial complaints"
Although “officially libeled” is another thing. The “unnamed sources” stuff is not particularly savory,
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
The accusation - or semi-accusation
will always attract more attention than its retraction. The first google link for his name is that story at the Times.
That’s an anchor he’s gonna carry for a long, long, LONG time. He’s got a crimson R for the rest of his life, and he’ll never get a chance to clear his name.
I think that sucks complete balls – and I that’s with him being someone who was the incumbent starter for my team who quit rather than face an open competition in training camp.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, there are certainly a whole host of spidery issues regarding this
Oh well, at least we can agree his football career outside of all of this was decidedly meh to suck.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
but at a normal school there would have been a real resolution one way or anouther
this leaves a bad taste for everyone and is why it is illegal
THEY'RE DELICIOUSLY SEXIST
JUST TASTE BETTER WHEN MADE BY A WOMAN’S HAND. CAN’T EXPLAIN THAT.
/makes awesome sandwich
//single
///unsurprisingly
it's because i spit in them.
/loljk i could never even do that
//even when making a sandwich for the biggest engineering male douchebag
///no need to worry anyone i’m not making sandwiches for anyone any time soon
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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
...oh, no.
No, no, no.
You quoted Taylor Swift. A girl who’s so psychotic she puts secret hate messages to guys that didn’t love her enough in the printed versions of her lyrics.
/shun
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i hate taylor swift.
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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Well do you hate her, or just the media's attention given to her?
Because how can you like someone that good?
I can like someone that is good.
But good and Taylor Swift are two mutually exclusive terms.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
she honestly seems like a nice girl
but stop singing every fucking song you write about some guy who was a dick to you. or about how amazing this guy is. it also really bothers me that in her songs she puts down other girls. like the whole “she’s the prom queen and a pretty cheerleader but YOU SHOULD REALLY BE WITH ME BECAUSE I’M DIFFERENT AND I UNDERSTAND YOU”
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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
She is permanently stuck as "whiny 15 year old girl"
and it’s tiresome.
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Seriously
when she broke out, it was all “she writes her own songs, isn’t that awesome?” and I was like “great, she writes shitty emo poetry and now it’s popular.”
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Pop music with a southern accent and slide guitar =/= country in my book
Had to get that off my chest
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, but this applies to so much more that's on country radio these days as well
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Not trying to say she's the only offender.
But she’s about the biggest name in music at the moment I can think of who’s guilty of it.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
This and arena rock with a fiddle.
Radio country must be destroyed.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 30, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously
when she broke out, it was all “she writes her own songs, isn’t that awesome?” and I was like “great, she writes shitty emo poetry and now it’s popular.”
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At least we all know why:
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
DAMMIT!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
that's selena gomez DuDeEE
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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
If you grab 'properties'
open in new window, you’ll see Taylor Swift is on the right side of the photo in ND gear.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
The sad thing is that I knew what this picture was without doing that.
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bitch can't even wear a hat right
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Probably because bitch isn't wearing a hat.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
VISORS ARE HATS
I DARE YOU TO CONTRADICT ME
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
THIS IS SO SEXIST BECAUSE SOFTBALL PLAYERS USUALLY WEAR VISORS
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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
S.O.S. is an asshole, not a douchebag.
It’s an important distinction.
Go gata!
by theologator on Jan 30, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
Throw-the-visor
clap-clap-clapclapclap
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
Visors are not hats.
If they were, they would no use a separate word for them.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
I LOOK STUPID IN BASEBALL CAPS
I WEAR A VISOR. THEY KEEP MY COOLER DEFY ME AGAIN
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
They do what now?
Visors are the papyrus of hats
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
i get hot when i wear a ballcap.
like great the suns not on my face but i’m sweating a shit ton more fuck that
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
Loosely fitting Panama hat?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
ew. no.
like i seriously should not be seen in hats. i try to not wear them ever
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
Visors are perfectly fine hats
for ladies. If you’re a dude and you’re wearing one, well, that’s a really unfortunate choice.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
The next person to look good in a visor will be the first.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
HA
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
You don't like this look?
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by allicolls on Jan 30, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Boom-Boom rec
Always been one of my favorite golfers.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
I'm a fan as well.
And I kinda enjoy that he gives absolutely no fucks about whether he looks good in his visor.
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I don't play golf,
but I sometimes wear a golf visor because I don’t always want a full hat, and regular visors just push my hair up and i look goofy.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
The secret is about as closely held as a publicly traded corporation.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
That's the only thing left for me to accomplish
in terms of psychotic girls
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
In her defense, John Mayer is a wretched tawtwaffle who deserves all of that and more.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 30, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Co-signed with righteous vengeance
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by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
THIS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
What's he done?
Alls I know is the man does have some legitimate skills with the guitar.
Go gata!
by theologator on Jan 30, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Every time he makes out with a microphone, God kills a kitten.
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Something tells me John Mayer doesn't give a shit about some 21-year-old writing a whiny song about him.
Punching him in the face, however….
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OH No he probably cares
because he wants to sex act on her
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
awesome verb there. Chloe
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Well it's true
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
//fastens seat belt
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by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Yo, WBC, I'm really happy for you and I'm gonna let you finish, but emc503 had one of the best awkwardly phrased sentences about eating chicken of ALL TIME.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 30, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I hate that WBC
brings to mind a different, and even more vile than Michigan, group of clowns.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
i read this too fast and all i saw was i hate wbc vile michigan
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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
World Baseball Classic?
That’s the first thought I have
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
OH GROSS
PLEASE DON’T CALL ME WBC ANYMORE
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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
may i call you will?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
Well, if you remove "wbc", then it's right
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
keep michigan clean!
dump your trash in ohio!
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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
Just remind them they lost the war
and that’s why they’re now stuck with Toledo.
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OH SO YOU CAN GENERALIZE AND WE CAN'T
IT’S BECAUSE WE HAVE PENISES ISN’T IT
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just remember don't fuck em
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
exactly. fuck men but don't FUCK men.
god i am so good with words
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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
This is a reasonable assertion.
Men are responsible for Iowa.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 30, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
WE ALL HATE IOWA
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
You mean herstory
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
and yet you left "tongue bang" alone up there?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
YOU ARE SLOW
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I AM FASTER THAN WBC
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Drums = look like the drumsticks but smaller.
Flats = the ones with two bones in them.
Not sure of the more precise chicken anatomy to describe it further.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
CHICKEN. TENDERS.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
DIPPED IN WING SAUCE?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Played minecraft today using a new texture pack
it replaces tamed wolves/dogs with corgis wearing sunglasses. Very EDSBS appropriate
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 30, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
What is the "2012 LSU BCSNCG offense", Alex?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
42 dollars left to my name.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 10:56 PM EST reply actions
This sounds like a promising beginning to a song
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
25 DOLLARS AND A SIX PACK TO MY NAME
SPENT THE REST ON BEER SO WHO’S TO BLAME
I WAS BORN WITH A BOTTLE IN MY MOUTH
NOW I’VE GOT SIX SO I’LL NEVER RUN OUT
by Mango Stasi on Jan 30, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Im not sure whether to read this as a rock song or a country song
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
MOAR FOAR BAR
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
put it all on red and let it ride.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
he'll be a man my son
/but seriously get it together.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 30, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Shift A
I hate the LDP. That’s not spidery, that’s bitterness at all the reading I have to do.
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hey,
just so you know, since I’ve been celebrating the submission of my comps, earlier at the bar I admitted in meatspace that I have y’all and I talked about how good it was to have your support for my research (sorry, I’m tanked)
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Meatspace = MySpace + meatspin?
I thought that was called chatroulette.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Meatspace = real life
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Oh. Right. Real life.
/spends most irl time locked in my office on EDSBS
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
According to Urban Dictionary, meatspace is apparently some strange sexual act
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
WOOO ADMITTING RANDOM ONLINE FRIENDS TO REAL PEOPLE WOOOOOO
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
I bet I could write several paragraphs on the protests in Bucharest
which are super-spidery, and no one would care. So spider away!
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry I can't help you with UNL's anthro department.
I don’t even know if it’s in Elephant Hall.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks, though.
Got an email from the guy this morning, I think he wants to fight the Japanese history journals for rights to my paper. This is fun.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Meanwhile,
you missed a brief discussion today on collapsing birthrates in Japan.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't say I missed it, Sax.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
I am pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty drunk
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions
you're pretty good at drunk typing
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
thanks!
English major!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
yes sir.
back to the Grant’s.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Jealous
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Jan 30, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
I love you guys!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions
and don't worry champions,
there’s a pizza coming.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT IS ON IT
also i had pizza for dinner like, 3 times last week and got a little pizza-d out
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
also MADE my own pizza at home and it was so disappointing i hate myself
(not serious but serious about the disappointing part)
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
It's PJs garden fresh or whatever
I’ve never had anything as good as the pizza my brother’s girlfriend made over the summer. Also, I wish my girlfriend made good pizza.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Try using a grill if you can.
Lots of regular ovens can’t get to the proper temperature for a good crust, but grilled pizzas are actually quite good.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
That's not necessary. Just build a cooling rack out of chickenwire.
The problem you perceive is goopy crust. The crust is goopy because after cooking, the latent steam in the crust matrix has nowhere to go. Put the pizza on an elevated rack for about five minutes and the nasty crustal moisture is able to escape, giving you a delicious crispy crust. 425F is all you need.
by Erik T on Jan 30, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
rec for using "crust matrix"
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I have to rec for the first use of crust matrix probably ever...
But grilled pizza is soooooooo good. You get just the right amount of char and everything if you practice a couple times. It is better than most oven pizza at real pizza places.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Well, so is my oven pizza, so that's not an intrinsic selling point.
But I am curious to try it. How does one separate the pizza from the grill?
Practice.
Make sure the grill is oiled, and use a fish spatula. Helps if you make individual pizzas. Also, the cook time is really quick if you do it right.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe lay down aluminum foil, to get a flat bottom?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Could, but that may deflect some of the heat.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Summer....grill?
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The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
YOU
Are you going to the Indiana game Wednesday?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
no :( i'm dumb
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Aww...
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
i know! i really want to go to another game this year.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah. It's nice having a good team.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 30, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Little Caesars I hope
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Its the taste everyone loves!
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
It's either Cove 'za or Papa Johns-
unless somebody else delivers to campus these days.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
PJ
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
surprisingly,
I have more money on my KCard than my actual debit card.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
KCard!?! What is this craziness?
My student ID was good for nothing but checking books out the library
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Oh, and letting me into the KAC locker rooms my junior/senior year
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
times, they are a'changin'
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
i still have my student id card!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
I still have my Auburn ID card from 18 year old AUTiger taken in 2000
I am currently 70lbs heavier than I was then and you probably could barely tell it’s me.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
I lost my TigerCard enough that I had a recent enough picture.
Only had one CMU ID so far…
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
I know a guy who's 30 and uses his tigercard to get student discounts at stuff in Atlanta
You can’t even see that I have a face on my Tigercard
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
I guess I could technically do this with my Georgia Southern ID
since it’s a recent picture (2008) and I’m still, technically, a student there.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Are you getting your MA or what?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Yep.
Still not sure what I’m doing afterwards. Trying to get job with govmint agency, but that’s a LONG process.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
Oh okay.
So you must’ve taken some time off. I just kinda jumped straight into a Ph.D. program. We’ll see how it goes. Trying to do the whole publish/present lest I perish thing.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Time off for Army purposes.
Graduated Auburn in 2004. Spent the next four years pretty much involved with military training, mobilization, then deployment. Then spent a year waiting on other military stuff (kind of like I’m doing now) before going back for the MA. I easily could have finished in two years with the MA, but I got lazy, deployed again, and now I’m trying to get back on track to finish it. Pretty much just have my thesis and foreign language requirement to go. Thesis is 124 pages at the moment and done minus one or two edits.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
Gotcha. Well War Eagle to that.
What field are you in?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
In history? US Constitutional, now.
Though what I’m doing could just as easily be labeled “history of Georgia.” Working on a history of the Supreme Court of Georgia’s interpretation of the right to keep and bear arms starting with the very first SCoG that sat in 1846 and their ruling in Nunn v. Georgia.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, cool. I remember the Nunn case from back in the day.
My interests are much closer to the other Georgia though.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
"got lazy, deployed again"
?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
Got lazy with finishing the Masters stuff
decided I needed/wanted the money, so I volunteered to go on another deployment.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
ah, I was gonna say war doesn't sound like a real slovenly
activity
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
Meh, it was Kosovo
So mostly an eastern European vacation. At least at the time. I understand that things have been heating up there again since my rotation left due to some Kosovar Spiders issues.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
I never lost my TigerCard
Still have the original.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
That's impressive.
Every Tiger Card I had after my first one is me looking like I’m gonna kill someone because I managed to lock myself out of the dorm and had to get a new card at an inconvenient time.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
The first time I "lost" mine, I left it in my ex-bitch's room
when she went out of town so I had to get a new one so I could get into my dorm.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
I have my original Kenyon ID from fall 2003-
thing is almost broken in half
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I have my Sams Club ID from 1992.
Bitches.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 30, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
that IS impressive!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 31, 2012 9:41 AM EST up reply actions
I HATE YOU
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Hugz
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
NOT HELPING
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Oh you can tell it's me, but I look SO MUCH BETTER NOW
also helps i had to get a new ID card in like 2002
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
At Aburn the state requires you to pay $300 a semester that you can only use on marked up food on campus. I assume this is a similar function
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
I lost a "U" in there
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
When I lived in the quad it was $1000.
Total bullshit. Chick-fil-a on a mealplan is the whole reason I gained the freshman 25.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
They gave us $65 a semester to spend on non-dining hall food around campus
Then they closed down the Chick-Fil-A to troll us hard
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Tell me about this "dining hall" idea
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
For all the complaints, they gave us either massively discounted (or free, depending on fin aid status) unlimited meals
Not that bad a deal in my books (and as an “NDNation-poors,” free food was good)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
I wish we had like a straight up cafeteria/buffet at AU.
Well, we had Terrell but that’s a) many moons away and b) I would have to vomit before I could get back home.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Plus, hot breakf--
oh, wait.
jc001's backup account. Me on Twitter
/ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Alas, the travails of being one of the poors
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Been meaning to say
you and I probably overlapped (just changed my fas to post a couple years back). But I don’t have any idea who you are, so don’t worry about anonymity and all.
(Told my roommate about Board Plus at the end of sophomore year, right before it all expired. All of the energy bars from the Greenhouse? All of the energy bars.)
jc001's backup account. Me on Twitter
Oh fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
(actually whatever, although I won’t divulge whether I’m post, fas, or college [lolno]).
But really, WE ARE LEGION (or at least catching up with the Kenyon folk)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Welp, time to go 'crootin again
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/camps out at recruits house at 4 AM
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not working for SMU
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
FACT:
The Legion passage was the reading for Mass today.
WISH: Priests should read that gospel passage in character.
Go gata!
by theologator on Jan 30, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
That would be fantastic
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Led a study last semester in Mark
in retrospect, I wish I had done a skit for Chapter 5
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
This-
Eat breakfast before 9 AM class, then have an omelette and a bagel at 11, then hot lunch at 1:15, a sandwich or a bowl of cereal at 3, dinner at 7, and grab a couple slices of pizza or a sandwich at 8 for the road
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The hours weren't super flexible, but we had unlimited swipes
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
We had no swipes, and the dining hall was open 7:45 AM - 8:30 PM,
only closed half an hour between breakfast and lunch and another half hour between lunch and dinner
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
THEY DON'T DELIVER
ACHILLES HEEL
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Fine, but don't cry to me if it isn't the flavor everyone loves.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
NEW DOMINOS IS THE SHIT
I SHIT YOU NOT
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
they don't deliver well over here
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Really?
There pizza is prob my favorite chain one now and their cheesy bread is the shit
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
cheesy bread is okay
but for rural ohio, can’t beat papa john’s. that includes cove. unless they deliver not pizza.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
I hate Dominos
probably comes from working at one in HS
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
woof
and I thought my worst job was newspaper delivery boy at an old-folks home.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
I had a string of shitty jobs in HS- but I bought a car with the money!
I bagged groceries and stocked shelves, I mowed lawns, I made pizzas at Dominos, I bussed tables at Texas Roadhouse…
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I know that feel bro.
Worked in a Marco’s Pizza during the summer after 8th Grade (was this even legal? I have no idea.)
I don’t think I’ve ever met a group of people who have been as collectively assholish as my co-workers that summer.
I remember the local pizza shop I frequented in high school had the hottest delivery girl ever.
Everytime she rang the doorbell, every male in the given house came to the door to greet her
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Marco's is the best pizza we have in Auburn
Nothing even compares.
/neverbeentobrickoven
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, the hate was from before their CEO became our athletic director?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I SERIOUSLY DO NOT LIKE DOMINOS
EVERYONE TELLS ME THE NEW STUFF IS REALLY GOOD
no.
#teamcottageinn
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
i thought it was shitty too.
i bet your bad pizza is still better
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
THe old stuff was bad.
The new stuff is just as bad but in a different bad way.
#teampapajohns
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 30, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Papa Johns is definitely the best of the major chain places
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
I love Hungry Howies, but idk if that's major.
Pizza Hut is good for the buffet.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Their quality control is pretty good too.
Pizza crust tasted the same in Phoenix as is does in Mobile.
Slight humidity differences in the two locales, which can really change the way dough cooks.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 30, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
or maybe its the preservatives
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
No.
Jess won’t stop with the fucking garlic.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"Garlic"
I.e. oil and “butter” sauce (oh, but it is delicious)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Jess is creepy.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Jess: Boy or Girl
GO!
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
No.
As in opposite of yes.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
It's bad, but now with weirdly flavored crust!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
oh, shit.
I forgot about Brand X
/sobs
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Holy fucking shit yes Brand X was the best thing ever.
“Bacon please”
/pound of bacon and ALL OF THE CHEESE
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
/prepares 50000000x500000000 suit of armor
Calzones are superior drunk food to pizza. Especially with dipping sauce.
And we love you and your school!
There is no liberal arts college finer than Wittenberg!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Thin ice, Irishman!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
jig jig jig jig jig jig jig
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by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
He meant Lourdes.
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Ooooh, nicely played
My dad grew up in Sylvania
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
GO TO IRISH HELL
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!
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by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Rec
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
this reminds me of the simpsons episode where they go to protestant heaven and catholic heaven
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
STOP
MY GIRLFRIEND DOESN’T GET SIMPSONS EPISODES STOP
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
get and like are different
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
she's still more amazing than anyone in meatspace
chloe’s seen a picture! she’s gorgeous!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
she is! and you're right
(and you learn quick)
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Annapolis?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Creepy...OH GOD, RUN!
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 30, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Hey guys. Just got done watching 50/50
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 11:16 PM EST reply actions
i cried so hard
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Well, thanks for giving it away, willbechampions
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
it's a movie about cancer. tears are coming regardless of ending.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
also i'm a girl i cry in 50% of movies i see
gender stereotypes ~~
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Not gonna lie
I almost cried
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Welcome, my son.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
YUK
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
The timing of her blinking is so fucking weird.
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ALL THE BRAIN AMEOBAE
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Lolwut
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 31, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
And now, it's time for 10:30 lasagna.
/mumbles about people working late
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Question for the EDSBS menfolk:
Do you all take a daily multivitamin? And if so, what kind/brand?
I’m looking to start taking one again, after a brief hiatus. But I don’t know what kind to get.
Nope.
I eat vegetables.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
CVS daily multiple for men.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
Costco brilliance, though I suspect I do not need it.
Most vitamins, so far as I know, will be pissed out if I’m over the body-mandated quantity.
Yeah, most people in the US probably piss urine rich enough to nourish thousands
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
R. Kelly wishes to subscribe to your newsletter.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
does no harm
I know I don’t eat enough fruits and vegetables, so I take a vitamin to get what I don’t get already
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
I do.
Schnellenberger’s Multivitamin and Tank Tread Lubricant for Gentlemen.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Eat lots of veggies, take a vitamin C tablet in the mornings, plus ibuprofen for the shoulder
no multivitamin, sorry.
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Dr. Pepper Ten Men's Daily multivitamin
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
500 mg vitamin C after shower
Multivitamin after lunch to replace what 5 cups o’ coffee sucks out of the system in the morning. I would hope brand doesn’t matter a bunch, as long as it delivers the riboflavin, right?
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
fruits & vegetables
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"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Walmart brand.
Plus Vitamin D because mine was low and my psychiatrist says that it causes [redacted]
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
it does. i take vit d as well. probalby similar reasons
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
Type two of...something that has two types.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
I wasn't told what specifically just one of those
“are you having these issues?” why yes i am “this will help”
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
Oh. #teambipolar
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
I wasn't payign this person
this was a consult.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
Does eating sublingual B-12 tabs like they're Skittles count?
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MET-RX Big 100 bars.
Like a man.
(Or something.)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
drunkskies, see you al maybe at some point?
still watching 30 rock
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:36 PM EST reply actions
You know how I know you're an engineer?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
Haha- he's an English major
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
haha yup.
but how do you know?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
LIBRARIAN
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
I thought he was celebrating his senior project?
people who are not engineers do that? People who aren’t engineers do schoolwork???
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
At Kenyon, everyone has a senior exercise as a graduation requirement
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Oh come on.
We’re not all business majors.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
haha, sucks for yall I guess.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
Not at all.
I hate group projects.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
This-
Let me do it my own damn self
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'm going to do it all anyway.
I might as well get all the credit for it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
This is what delegation is for.
It’s an important management skill. If you’re real skilled at it, you’ll learn to delegate the stuff you’re either bad at or don’t like. If you’re really good at it, you’ll delegate everything except for organizing the meetings and drinking the beer.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
you know what the problem with delegation is?
you have to delegate to fucking idiots
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
This works when I'm actually in charge.
When I’m with peers? Just get the hell out of my way.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
isn't that what i just said? ;)
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
Email from prof.: here's the list of your groups...
Be the first to email the rest of everyone else to see when to meet and you are now the leader.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
oh you mean senior design?
where my group had 2 less people than the other 4, and 5 women? and the other 4 groups had one female a piece? and the head of the civil department saw the women working together on the project one day and asked us why we didn’t want to be proejct manager? we each basically said “we usually team lead, we all want jobs, we all want to DO something to prove to potential employers we are viable someone else can speak in front of the group on presentation day” We all got As the PM got a C.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
I don't have the patience.
If I can’t yell at you and expect you to do exactly what I tell you, I don’t want you working for me, and I sure don’t want you working with me.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
omg you're saying i should be in the army now aren't you?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
It works for me, that's all I'm saying.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 31, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I know.
I just said it because i feel that way about things. I told you once you said you understood you didn’t ask follow up, i checked in on you, you said things are going fine, i review work WTF DIDN"T YOU UNDERSTAND
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 31, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
When I was the unit intel officer in Korea, I fired my lieutenant who worked for me.
Before I did so, we were out at an exercise, and the observer/controller (“grader”) kept asking me where my LT was. “Oh, I sent him down to A Troop to get this info…oh, he’s over at C troop doing this….”
By the end of the week, he’d caught on that I was sending him down to the line troops to act like a grunt doing scout stuff. When he asked why, I told hiim “talk to him for 5 minutes, you’ll understand.” He did, and he understood. I didn’t like doing everything twice, so I removed the reason I had to correct everything and just did it all myself.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 31, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
And then someone drops the ball, and because I actually care, I end up doing it.
And then again, and then again. Screw that. I work better alone.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 31, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
This sounds a lot like me and my experiences.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
The problem I have with that,
is that in any group project, I have to work with classmates- and that leads to everyone wanting to be in charge and delegating shit away.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
you know what's sometimes fun?
being delegated to and proving that you know more than the person delegating because they just didn’t want to do shit
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
Only if I get the credit for it.
Because, no, classmates, I don’t really give a shit if you know that I know my stuff. If I know, and the professor knows, that’s plenty good enough for me.
In the work environment, I have always been with teachers, so my classes are my classes.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
In my work environment, we all have defined roles.
So it’s pretty obvious when you have your shit together, and someone else doesn’t, and it’s harder for them to put the blame on you.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 31, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
Cool story bro
When I was Asst. Squirrel, my boss completely took credit for a briefing he did to the brigade command structure (brigade and battalion bosses) that I completely built. He was praised by the other commanders. After the briefing, my BNCO came up to me with a big smirk on his face and said “Elltee, I just want you to know… you’ve got a lot of catching up to do to be as proficient as your boss over there…” knowing full well that I’m the one who built the entire briefing in the first place. He eventually fired that CPT, and I took his place for the remainder of the tour.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
What branch if you don't mind me asking?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
I'm in the same business as KG
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
Sorry if it seemed intrusive or anything.
I’m really seriously considering a military path (JAG or otherwise) if I don’t get hired at the firm I clerked for over the summer, so I’m paying attention to any anecdotes relating to the job I can.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
No worries.
No point in me hiding it since I said I’m in the same business as him and he’s openly told everyone he’s an intel officer.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah just don't want to seem like I'm prying too much.
Just doing all the research and asking all the questions I can. Both parents were LCDR in the Navy (Nurse for mom and EOD/Diving and Salvage for dad), so I have some insight as to how things work. But they left in the early 1990s, so I try to see how things work however I can.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
DON'T DO IT
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 31, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
Any particular reasons/would you be willing to discuss over email sometime?
I just ask because I have a good friend from undergrad who just joined the Army as a supply corps officer and loves his job. I have heard some things from family and close friends from the enlisted and officer side of the Navy, so I don’t feel I’m going in blindly. That said, I would like to hear your input too if you’re willing.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 31, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That’s awesome when the boss knows who does the real work.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 31, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
The worst part was the bastard had the gall to come up to me
and say “yeah man, they loved my briefing.” And NEVER FUCKING THANKED ME FOR BUILDING IT FOR HIM. Completely took credit for himself. He got fired from two jobs while we were in Iraq. A good buddy of mine (and Company CO during the tour) saw him at a Guard convention bragging to two generals about how he got promoted up two jobs while we were over there. My buddy, never one to give a shit (got a fantastic spidery response story he gave to an IG inspection once) walked straight up to the conversation and said “no, we called that getting FIRED from two jobs.”
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 31, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
PETER PRINCIPLE, PAWWWLLLL
Those guys…sounds a bit like my first company commander when I was a plt ldr. All the LT’s had our first call for fire marked for when the NK invaded…funny how it was all the same exact grid…
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 31, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
Rec'd for truth.
The business major senior theses at Kalamazoo College are generally about one eighth the length of the rest of them.
Business Major
when you’re too lazy for a government degree, and 1/4 of the work sounds about right.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Business major,
for when I want a job after I graduate
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
ha
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
If you say so.
/KG watches friends at Enron and all the consulting firms scrambling, waves.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
If I remember correctly Enron went belly up about 11 years before I'm slated to graduate.
I don’t think I’ll be sending them my resume.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions
My point being, you can be fired ALL TOO EASILY, business major.
I may not have made as much coming straight out of undergrad, but A. I didn’t have to look for a job, and B. I don’t have to worry about being fired from it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 31, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, I know what you meant, I was being an asshole
I’m in Supply Chain management, which is a growing area and has a smaller applicant pool (for now). Everyone is always going to want to cut costs, so I hope I’m safe for long enough to make the $$ necessary to do stuff on my own.
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 31, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
Probably.
When I was in school, business majors were the fast, easy track to getting hired as consultants at ridiculous salaries for doing group projects in school. As bitter as I was for them skating by doing no work, I’d have killed someone if I had to work with a group.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 31, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I think Notre Dame probably gets more wall st. recruiters than Auburn too
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 31, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
Cowinazoo
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
I haven't.
Not from Michigan. I’ve barely been anywhere in the state, and the only immediate travel plans I have are up to the middle finger with chipbird for Easter.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
Understandable.
If you have a free weekend in the spring/summer, I’d recommend making a visit. Good restaurants, good bars, decent music scene. And there’s usually a downtown festival most weekends in the summer.
I'm going to be in Bloomington for two months this summer.
Other than that, I’m not sure.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
also, thank your wife for me.
many many thanks.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
I shall.
DId it work?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
typed and then deleted, because, well, its his wife
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Smart move.
/powers down UAV
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
/eyes red button....
well, this time.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
the first link no, but I'm confident about the second link.
once my study obligations clear up. . . .
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
Sweet.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
Hi Everybody
I’m ready for everybody’s favorite game of the airplane vacation, “How did that fit into the suitcase the first time?”
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Blivet rec
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
1300 posts! For the sake of my laptop, please jump!
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/30/2758652/someone-requested-this-in-a-curious-index-and-i-have-decided-to#comments
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/30/2758652/someone-requested-this-in-a-curious-index-and-i-have-decided-to#comments
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/30/2758652/someone-requested-this-in-a-curious-index-and-i-have-decided-to#comments
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/30/2758652/someone-requested-this-in-a-curious-index-and-i-have-decided-to#comments
NO, NO, NO!!!!
DO NO T JUMP TO THAT THREAD! ON YOUR LIVES BE IT FOR THOSE WHO ARE STILL ASOIAF VIRGINS!!!!
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
You just seriously saved that man's life.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, looking back on it (as I mentioned below)
I really should have put that as a FanPost rather than a FanShot. That way it would have a clearly readable title for people to see, first.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
I clicked on it earlier today, and thankfully read the actual post before looking at comments.
I suggested those of you who have read it before do this, to keep the discussion out of public. I appreciate it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
That thread is the spoiler thread for A Song of Ice and Fire.
I should have put that shit in a fan post, instead.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
This one better?
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/30/2757592/worst-outfit-ever#comments
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/30/2757592/worst-outfit-ever#comments
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/30/2757592/worst-outfit-ever#comments
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/30/2757592/worst-outfit-ever#comments
WHARRRLLLGGARRBBLLL BACK BUTTON
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