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So you're saying he's a willing and eager passer? (Via Bubbaprog via here.)

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Come on guys

or dont, or should we really be making these jokes?

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 30, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Pipe down over there

Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Clerks auto-rec

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Jan 30, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

WOW.

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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Once worked for a man by that name. Definitely Mike, not Michael.

It’s easier not to giggle when you know he can have you fired.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Jan 30, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

he quit!

i think he transferred to a 1-AA school.

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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 31, 2012 8:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I know I'm skipping pas the obvious part of the headline but

a white RB named Jack Snowball sounds like somebody’s created player on NCAA

by ItsComplicated on Jan 30, 2012 12:51 PM EST reply actions  

C'mon man.

It is Trollface. Didn’t you get the clues? White RB. With a scholarship offer to D1. Jack SNOWball?!

It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.

by DONSLIQ on Jan 30, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I once had a RB named Snowball

He signed, he signed.
The Gamecocks offered him a scholarship
He declined, he declined.

by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 30, 2012 1:01 PM EST reply actions  

This is why

journalists want their editors to know what the hell they’re doing before they cook up a headline.

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Jan 30, 2012 1:03 PM EST reply actions  

Snowball?

He’ll have an initially successful freshman season, only to be supplanted by up-coming recruit of 2013 Napoleon and be driven away from the Farm-er, I mean Oxford, OH (not that different right?)

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 30, 2012 1:05 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

True story

Jack Snowball plans to be a student at the Farmer School of Business.

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
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by thechuck_2112 on Jan 30, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Or Ohio University.

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Jan 30, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Why, sir!

What cause have you to sully the reputation of the metropolitan cultural mecca that is the Paris of the Southwest?

by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 30, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I will not say that I like crepes

I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads

by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

/breaks arm

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Crepes are awesome.

If you think pancakes should be flat and rubbery.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought that was Paris.

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
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by thechuck_2112 on Jan 30, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

No, Paris is the Lubbock of East Texas.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

No, no

Paris is the Lubbock of northern France.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 30, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

On the plus side

this will lead to the funniest sports headlines in Ohio since “Illini Face Bucks With Frosty Peters Out.”

"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.

by thechuck_2112 on Jan 30, 2012 1:17 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Dicks.

The injured player’s name was Robert E. “Happy” Dicks.

And the headline was actually “Dogs to play Cocks with Dicks out.”

Editor, Dawg Sports.

Go Dawgs!

by vineyarddawg on Jan 30, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Why thank you, sir.

I knew I should have googled it again before posting that.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

On a quarterback change at Arkansas:

“Nutt Pulls Dick, Inserts Johnson”

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 30, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Had he been sacked too many times?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

USCw vs USCe

“Your Trojans Can’t Hold Our Cocks”

by ApothecaryMark on Jan 30, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Catch-22 rec engaged

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Where are the Snowballs

of yesteryear?

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by Bry on Jan 30, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I am Jack's frozen body

because that bitch wouldnt let me on the door.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 30, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

.

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Jan 30, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The question is...

why didn’t he commit to South Carolina. Seems like that’s the obvious place to go.

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by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Jan 30, 2012 1:45 PM EST reply actions  

Ball State?

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 30, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Couldn't make grades...

Ended up committing to Morehead State

by k00laid on Jan 30, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Thought Nevin Shapiro had that covered already...

/Oh, he’s in jail?
/And this isn’t da U, but MU?
/nevermind

Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

by skinnyphatman on Jan 30, 2012 3:04 PM EST reply actions  

Snowball?

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 30, 2012 3:16 PM EST reply actions  

Technically that's snowball II

Snowball I was run over

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by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Jan 30, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And now a poem by Lisa Simpson, age 7

I had a cat named Snowball
She died! She died!
My mother said she was sleeping
She lied! She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?
Why couldn’t that Chrysler hit me instead?

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 30, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hmmm could i pick up with another fashion post about JERSEY WEARING AND APPROPRIATENESS THEREOF?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

speaking of:

thoughts?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

a) does she wear gold

b) does she have allergies or sensitive ears?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

no, no.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

how do you know they're not for me?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

How do I know they aren't for me?

I like them I’m not a gold person myself though.

ONly thing that could get weird is depending on how often she wears them the plating on the hook could wear and cause a problem.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

she mentioned at one point that she thought they were cute

I bought a little plastic Bevo and I’m going to hang an earring from each horn

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd be sure to cut off the name.

Lest she notices that they are called “zaftig drops.”

zaftig -adj. (of a woman) having a full rounded figure : pleasingly plump

Unless, of course, that’s the sentiment you are trying to convey.

by ssladler on Jan 30, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Cute.

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by allicolls on Jan 30, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait for it... wait for it...

damn son, before “zee” germans get there

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 30, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

yea, sucks.

I’ve had to find something ELSE to keep me from doing work all day. WTF is that about.

@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.

by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 30, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Amusing to me considering earlier Harley comment

Seen in the parking garage: Suzuki SL-7 with, yes, Harley sticker, but also several of those goofy stick-figure family stickers (in this case, two daughters, a son, and a dog) all wearing aTm sweatshirts.

Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 4:34 PM EST reply actions  

so, is it a fair assessment to say that --

Monogram stickers are the new airbrushed car tag with a name on it?

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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

...

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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

ah, i agree.

but the Wolf t-shirts will forever have their own niche.

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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Sheep Pussy

Not to be confused with “Horse Pussy” which is what the Drive-By Truckers went by when they lived in Auburn. I’m glad they changed the name, because I don’t think mom would have gotten 13 year old me “Southern Rock Opera” if it was by a band with that name

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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome once again to the M.I.T. of college football blogs.

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by Counter Trap on Jan 30, 2012 4:55 PM EST reply actions  

SIR YES SIR

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Full Metal Jacket autorec.

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 30, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

the name of a very black football player I made on NCAA once was "Snowflake"

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

DASS RAYCESSS

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

/thatsracist.gif

the one where he’s eating KFC and spinning a basketball, not the standard one.

@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.

by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 30, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

What kind of horror stories?

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 30, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

The herstory of wymyn's oppression.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I'd rather catch himpes.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Jan 30, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

the computer nazi?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

No that's poli sci

I’m now hearing the usual “she hate’s male students and grades them stringently.”

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 30, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

If she is unfairly sexist (lol) in that way, how do you plan to deal with it?

Hamming up your inherent misogyny might be hilarious, but I doubt it will help your grade, if that matters to you here.

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by cmill126 on Jan 30, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Talk in class is the easiest way

Being the only one aware of Loving v. Virginia I think endeared me to her.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 30, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed, a good starting place

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by cmill126 on Jan 30, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

/notsureifserious.jpg

That was the case that struck down miscegenation laws.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

That didn't really have much to do with women, particularly.

That was a straight-up civil rights case.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 30, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Cool story bro

My criminal law professor was rumored to have unfavorable opinions of men. During the month (yes) we spent on rape, we read articles running the gamut from “all sex is rape” to “most sex is rape.”

Anyway, the exam presented a lengthy fact pattern involving multiple crimes and suspects. I started listing everyone on the side, and sure enough everyone’s gender was identified except “the Detective,” who was always referred to as “the Detective” with no pronouns, a couple of times quite awkwardly.

First year classes had blind grading. I called the Detective she and got an A. My rather-feminist friend (who mostly got very good grades) admitted she missed that shibboleth, called the Detective he, and got a B-.

by Ardbeg on Jan 30, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I would have assumed The Detective was Batman.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Jan 30, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

did the fact pattern involve rape?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

actually no, but the other question (the "big think" policy question) was entirely about rape

I knew I wasn’t going to be able to pander and still be convincing (I went solidly liberal but mainstream instead), so I decided to pander on gender neutral pronouns, but there wasn’t really a way to on the rape question. (Call the both the generic victim and the generic rapist she? Technically possible but impossibly awkward.) That’s when it hit me to go back and check the genders in the first question. Thank goodness it was a laptop exam, or I’d have had to rewrite my entire answer (you can cram an s in from of he, but there’s nothing you can do with his).

by Ardbeg on Jan 30, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I would call that a dick move

but I’m not sure whether it would offend her by associating her with masculinity or confirm her theories by describing such petty meanness using a phallic epithet.

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by cmill126 on Jan 30, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Why would you willingly take a "woman's history" course?

Are you a history major? ‘Cause unless you are, there’s lot of history out there to learn before you need to microfocus on a particular topic.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 30, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Tell that to the luminaries at Montclair State University

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by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Not demographically.

But in the broad sweep of history, perhaps a bit. It wasn’t until the late 19th century that women had enough rights to escape the patriarchy and being doing things — beyond being the “power behind the power” type stuff.

I had a phenomenally wonderful European history teacher at WVU back in the late ‘70s who happened to be gay. He wasn’t exactly open about it, but he didn’t bother to hide it, either. He taught women’s history for the majors as well as lower-level stuff for us non-majors, and from what Mrs. with a beer told me of the course (she was a history major), that was his opinion as well. He taught the women’s history course basically as their slow escape from oppression, until they reached the point where they could follow their own destinies.

Now, of course, there’s a lot more to write about, thankfully.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 30, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Historical babes Ted.

But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.

by Tuco on Jan 30, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Baberaham Lincoln?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

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