THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/30/2012
by Spencer Hall on Jan 30, 2012 10:08 AM EST
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PrintCRATE. CRAAAAAATE. YOU GET IN THAT CRATE RIGHT NOW, MIZZOU.
It's hard to determine exactly where this goes wrong: three seconds in, or seven, or perhaps immediately. We do know when it completely loses all hope, points the nose toward the ground, and then hits full throttle on all engines to make the impact with the ground conclusive and final. That would be the moment the chorus comes in, autotuned to a pulp and sung by a bleaty tenor, and very consciously pronounces "Bustin'" as "Bussin'." That's when this dies: the rest is simply the hair and fingernails growing on a corpse SEC fans will happily drag out to mock their new rivals time and time again this fall.
P.S. We don't care about basketball. You should learn this. Only Kentucky and Vanderbilt care about basketball, and the rest of the conference regards them as downright weird for this. (Via Leila Rahimi.)
WELCOME YOUR PREMIER LEAGUE SETUP. If the NCAA is talking about splitting up D-1 football, we're headed into strange territory indeed, but if it does fulfill our ultimate dream of having a system of relegation then we're totally okay with this. Oh, and athletes might get a bit more in the dollars department, which is good, but is also a move to keep someone from busting in and calling the whole thing a scam, which our beloved sport totally is.
BUT THAT'S HISTORY PAWWWLLLLL. Bill looks at the tantalizing alternate history of Alabama and Florida football if Tim Tebow had committed to Alabama, where he would have been squeezed into a pro-style mode, and boy wouldn't THAT have worked well for all concerned! Across the state, let's remember that Gene Chizik is very good at getting prime goods at the recruiting yard sale, and then tends to forget where he put them.
QUICK CHEAT SHEET: A reminder that among the top 25 recruits this week in college football and their likely destinations, there is a 270 lb quarterback on the way. A JOYOUS FAT BABY FOR US ALL. Also, please review CuppyCup's rules for tweeting recruits, because they are very inaccurate and entertaining.
CRISTOBONER, ENGAGED. The easy leader in "America's Most Fetching Young Coaches," Haggar slacks model and FIU coach Mario Cristobal did interview for the Rutgers head coaching job this weekend. Cristobal turned around an FIU program that was for all purposes a community college program after sanctions, and would be very much like hiring in the Schiano mode all over again, but with South Florida connections AND the added ability to you know, DO stuff on gameday besides stand and clap.
Divemaster Steve Addazio is not expected to go any further in the job search, so it sounds very much like Cristobal is the clear frontrunner. Le Sun Belt will be a poorer, less handsome place without him.
MEANWHILE, JUST UP THE ROAD, CARL PELINI IS ASKING A WAITRESS WHAT HER MAJOR AT AN ACTUAL COMMUNITY COLLEGE IS. He's also dumping local recruits. You may blame him for this, but he will be running a significantly different system than Howard Schnellenberger. Also, Schnelly may have just recruited guys for having a spiffy haircut and saying "sir," so let's give some small benefit of the doubt here in addition to noting Carl Pelini is already pissing people off at FAU.
IN IMPORTANT SCHNELLY NEWS. Passion: it has an image.
FURTHER HANDSOME COACHING NEWS. Shakin' the Southland breaks down the "Starship Troopers-handsome" Brent Venables by the numbers.
FINE, HE DON'T CARE. You go right ahead and flip on down to Miami, recruit. Play for Georgia Tech or don't. Paul Johnson doesn't care. You need him, well, he'll be out back drinking kerosene to burn out his tonsils. It's gonna hurt, you say? You're deeply unfamiliar with how much Paul Johnson cares about pain, his tonsils, or what you think, son.
ETC: Interesting quotes (via @smartfootball) about high school coaching. Get the slant and go on tape! Bullshit, whatever, pops Ritalin. It's that big, and it's the sorrow of my life. A tribute simulation of the greatest moment in the SEC ever. WHOA ROBERT LOGGIA OUT OF NOWHERE.
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When I saw that video this weekend
All I could think was “please don’t let this show up on the curious index, pleaaaaaaaaaaaase”.
:(
And not during season
I’d imagine readership is slightly down.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 30, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
It's EDSBS. Readership is never down. (Unless a bunch of us were jobless. Then we'd have better shit to do.)
Readership may be up due to the fact its the offseason and a lot of us don’t give a damn about any other sport.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
According to this it's down about 20k from a peak in December. I'm sure Spencer has more accurate numbers.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 30, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
Point well taken.
That’s why UConn wins forevar.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 30, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
I couldn't watch it
Got 30 seconds in and had to turn it off.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
Bad songs are Krptonite to me whether they're made by corny white boys on youtube or mindless zombies on the radio.
I could not listen to more than 3 seconds into the actually song. All I heard was “We ain’t knocking on the door”.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
But what if he saw the video of the dad in a burnt orange Texas shirt
doing homemade stunts with his kids while his wife videotaped the damn thing. Now that I think about, none of our commits must have saw that video.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
recuiting services are saying UT and OU are out
basically Wednesday we find out if he will be the next in a line of future NFL players or an overrated player the recruiting services fell in love with.
/jk
/scared but hoping
yes. yes it is.
or just MS&T
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
LOL NO SIR F U
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions
I almost feel bad for Mizzou here
With the internet, a determined pocket of misguided fans can forever provide embarrassing fodder to their rivals. It’s almost like self inflicted terrorism.
by JayDevil on Jan 30, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You're in the SEC now, Mizzou. Let's step up the video-making game, OK?
/looks at “Party in the UGA” video.
//sees Mark Richt’s cameo
/// carry on, Mizzou.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 30, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
when will the college student rap for your sports team music video meme die?
Oregon is the only school that’s done it right
everyone else is fail
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
When Orientation Leaders realize they aren't funny.
So never?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions
"we're sound horrible, but it's in a funny way!"
NO
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 30, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
BUT WE MAKE FUN OF OUR RIVALS AND ARE NOT EMBARASSED
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
Dance, Dwags, dance.
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
by cmill126 on Jan 30, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It may be their ceremonial
Dawg-Flailing-around-before dying dance.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 30, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
After watching that video, Mizzou should be an Independent
NEVER FORGET
/Freekbass
/hivemind
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 30, 2012 10:17 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Further proof that university athletic departments should never, ever be allowed access to YouTube.
Ever.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 10:18 AM EST reply actions
Vaguely amusing counter-argument?
I liked it.
by Erik T on Jan 30, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Allowed
Although, that thing he does with his head is the stuff of nightmares
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Arsenio Hall plays the drums? Who knew?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I Smell Roses was funny and well done in it's own time
but that wasn’t the official Oregon Athletic Department
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 30, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
Perhaps a "Meaux vs." exception clause?
‘cause a world without Meaux is a world in which I don’t want to live.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Jan 30, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
The University of Alaksa-Fairbanks begs to differ, sirrah.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 30, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
IMPORTANT UPDATE
Non-harley-riding coworker is again wearing his HD jacket around the office. Claims it is warm but not hot.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 10:18 AM EST reply actions
Maybe you can get some dudes in Biker Gang to jump him.
May disabuse him of the notion of being a poser.
Sadly, we don't have a large biker gang representation in the office.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 10:21 AM EST up reply actions
Missed the original story.
Did he actually buy the jacket or was it a “gift”?
by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 30, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions
(not very) brief summation
-Guy bought a Yamaha bike last year (one of the bigger ones, not sure on model), declares that it’s “just like a Harley”
-Begins every. single. day by telling us whether or not he was able to ride the bike to work (It’s Omaha in winter, this seems like a question that doesn’t need answering for a few months… or ever)
-On Friday appeared in the office wearing a Harley Davidson jacket. Didn’t take it off all day, uses logic cited above.
-Looks like we’re in for a repeat performance today.
As for origin of the jacket, I speculate that he bought it himself, but don’t care to confirm that.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
Harley = Yamaha
I’m sure the people at Sturgis will agree with that.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
brahbrabrabrabrah!!!!!
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 30, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BRUMMBRUMBUBBUBUBUBUBBRUMMMBRUMMMMM
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
i know a little bar in omaha
Where bikers are at the ready…
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 30, 2012 10:24 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
I know some AVMC dudes here in Omaha
who’ve got a tendency to get offended when they see people in cuts who aren’t in MCs. Just sayin’.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
Well - you might want to take that up with HR.
I hope they aren’t being discriminated against, because if I remember my Con Law right, they are a protected class.
/checks Con Law book
Whoops, nevermind. Carry on.
Well, our ever incompetent HR department DID almost get him deported a couple years ago.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions
Oh. I see now.
He doesn’t understand certain subsets of U.S. motorcycle culture, does he?
He's lived here for at least a decade and is... ummmmm, acclimated?
I will proceed no further for fear of spiders.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
I had a guy try to give me crap about my Harley Zippo once
“So dude, do you ride a Harley?”
“No.”
“Then why you got a Harley lighter, huh?”
“I’ve had it about ten years. I like it.”
“So you ain’t no biker then, are you?”
[Looks at guy’s #21 Michigan jersey] “About as much as you’re Desmond Howard.”
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions 17 recs
I feel there's a difference between carrying a Zippo with a logo on it
and wearing the jacket around the office all day.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, agreed
And when I had that conversation, I wasn’t wearing a bunch of biker gear or anything.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
was is Desmond?
sounds like something he’d do.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 30, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
Geez, I hope not
Then again, I don’t think Desmond is a white dude who spends his time in San Antonio, which is where the conversation took place.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
Fantastic.
Best comeback ever. I would have thought of that about 3 hours after the conversation…
by Cock D on Jan 30, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Costanza'd
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 30, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
The Jerk store called and theyre running out of you
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I slept with your wife!
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Jan 30, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
My wife is in a coma.
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Can you channel Ron Perlman?
A simple “I don’t recognize your bullshit bike” might be enough to scare him straight.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
One saving grace of this... LOGGIA.
Robert Loggia is a Mizzou alumnus. Though, not even “drink your orange juice Billy” Loggia could have saved that thing.
So they named their own band Fifth Down?
That shit still wouldn’t be funny if it happened on the Plains.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
That's a lot of basketball shit talk from a program that has never been to a Final Four
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Jan 30, 2012 10:26 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
/dumps popcorn on quin snyder's head
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Also
please note that, for some reason, it appears to be grey and cold in Missouri, The Heart of Dixie.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 10:27 AM EST reply actions
Sadly it was filmed in June.
/greatwhitenorthsuckssometimes
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 30, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
Shoulda waited till today.
65 and sunny today. Which the weather channel has helpfully warned is “Fire Weather.” So that’s awesome. You get one nice day in January here and apparently everything burns down.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
yeah, it's rained 99% of the days in 2012
And the day it doesn’t rain is a fire warning? I couldn’t even get a fire going on Saturday night without lighter fluid it was so wet
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
And yet, you never consulted ACS, here...
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
The Weather Channel has pissed me off mightily and pretty much lost me as a viewer forever
When they started, it was cool jazz and constant updates of weather. They’d run the scroll, and every 20 minutes or so a weatherperson would come on and give you a detailed forecast. Then back to the scroll and the jazz.
So now if you want the weather, you have to wait for the “Local on the Eights” to get your forecast.
Now they’ve gone down the MTV road and there’s constantly some show ABOUT the weather, but but rarely ON the weather — unless it’s a hurricane or major blizzard, and then they send the supreme ego Jim Cantore to the scene to grimly intone about the conditions.
Feh.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 30, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 12 recs
TL:DR
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
They've got good music now though
/friends’bandwasrecentlyplayed
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, the music is still good
Just not enough of it.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 30, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
They've played Eminence Front every morning at my wake up time for about a week now.
They need to rotate their stock.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but sometimes people forget.
So they play it the next day.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You dont check the weather on your phone?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 30, 2012 11:53 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Yes, but I don't use the Weather Channel for it.
I go with the local sources.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 30, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
Weather Underground has an acceptable app now.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Weather Channel app on Android FTMFW
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
The permacoud is spreading
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
It has departed Omaha and settled on Columbia.
I’m fine with this
/Sees today’s forecast
//Puts on shorts
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
I'm glad my wife was already pregnant when she saw it.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Jan 30, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Can anybody find the date?
Something something spontaneous pregnancy?
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Jan 30, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
I think Cristobal is a good coach, but not completely sold.
Be interesting to see what he can do without his “Fuck it, just fling it to T.Y. Hilton” play.
by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 30, 2012 10:31 AM EST reply actions
Hrm
ill looks at the tantalizing alternate history of Alabama and Florida football if Tim Tebow had committed to Alabama, where he would have been squeezed into a pro-style mode, and boy wouldn’t THAT have worked well for all concerned!
What if Tim Tebow was white Michael Vick?
His name was Nick Bloomfield.
Also Not You
by The Commenter Formerly Known as Not You on Jan 30, 2012 10:32 AM EST reply actions
What if Tim Tebow were sparerib Michael Vick?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
What if Percy Harvin were made of cheese?
Would ya eat him?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
No but he probably would've
#munchies
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Jan 30, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Cheese can trigger migranes, that might be a problem.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 30, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
Cheese is the solution, not the problem.
by Erik T on Jan 30, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Cheese is the only reason we tolerate you barbarians.
That and your beer.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Why look, CityPages has a handy guide to the best Minnesota cheese!
http://www.citypages.com/2007-12-05/restaurants/big-wheels/
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 30, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
What if spare ribs were Michael Vick with Tim Tebow barbeque sauce?
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
That would be one delicious
Last Supper.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
by Gator Cub on Jan 30, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The ultimate Christian Ponder
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions 18 recs
In this scenario,
Vick is Adam and Tebow’s Eve, right?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
THEY *SAID* I COULDN'T BE INDICTED.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
we play that game.
Sometimes I wish tebow would’ve gone to bama. Shula probably stayed longer
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:43 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Relegation in college football? Crap.
This is a terrible idea, but only because I’m a fan of the CFB Nottingham Forest.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 30, 2012 10:35 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
On the other hand
The Gophers would actually have something to play for.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
Who?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
The Purdue, who asploded our heads this season.
/repeat to self: different team after the bye week, different team after the bye week, different team after the bye week…
I think you've lost me here.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 30, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
WE HATE IOWA
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 30, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
Really, who doesn't?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
I don't have much cause one way or the other....
Although, may in a couple fo years I will grow a dislike for Iowa State.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
ISU always drew apathy and pity more than hate
Except in 09. Fuck them forever for 09.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
/gives fuck
//fumbles fuck
///repeat six times
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
Niles Paul kicked the ball out of his own hand on a sure TD catch.
That’s all I need to say about that game.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
I was there...
…it got so bad that the crowd was strangely subdued when Nebraska was driving and got inside the 20. Everyone was waiting for something bad to happen.
And it did. Oh my, it did.
Opinions may vary on this.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Without the potential future disdain, agreed
/though can’t get away with only playing schools in NY out of conference in football; Big East football is too small, so Buffalo + Army + FCS not enough
little John is a great d end though
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:44 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
We're going to get back to the top flight before Leeds.
You hear that, SMU? We’re still better than you.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 30, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
I like this analogy.
SMU as the Damned United, Minnesota as Forest. This could be good.
Yeah, probably.
So is GT Everton?
Powerhouse in the 20s and 50s, had that moment of glory about 25 years ago, teetered on relegation in the mid 90s, since then has been good but never great.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I think this is where the sparerib went..
by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 30, 2012 10:35 AM EST reply actions
I love how the dude on the far side of the creek looks like he's running away.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Jan 30, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Speaking of which:
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
fortunately can't see at work?
Probably
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 30, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
I see nothing as well
post fail?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
This
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
The Purdue campus is lovely, isn't it?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Guy we bye pipe materials just emailed to tell me he worked ALL WEEKEND to get prices to me early...
…after I told him that I was waiting for for other quotes. do I tell him thanks or tell him to fuck off.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 30, 2012 10:36 AM EST via Android app reply actions
buy*
that was an autocorrect deal.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 30, 2012 10:37 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
they probably need the buisiness.
if someone comes in lower, see if he’ll match the lower price. gotta give em a little credit for getting the quote on first.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
Here's the thing.
This guy is my go to for materials. he knows this. He’s pissed that I got other quotes. He’s also in party to my coworkers $30k fuck up.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 30, 2012 10:50 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
yeah, $30,000 at a party would probably get you fucked up
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:53 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
whose mistake was the $30k?
did the materials guy send you the wrong stuff, or did the coworker order the wrong items? I had to drop a print plate supplier b/c they took too long to get the sets to me & when i got them, they were inverted and mirrored. We’d done buisiness almost exclusively with them for a while & that loss of buisiness made me go look for new suppliers.
If it was the coworkers’ fault, I wouldnt hold it against the supplier.
/end bidness talk
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
The pipe was priced at $65 per LF.
In actuality, that material is $6.5 per LF. Coworker should have caught this and confirmed the price. he didn’t and issued a po complete with a bill of material citing each line item and unit price. normally, the material supplier should check the prices, confirm they are still good, agree with po, and ship put material. no price check was done. he went with the price we provided and invoiced us. that’s when we caught the error.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 30, 2012 11:06 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
ouch.
‘we went with what was on the PO’.
that seems to be on both of them. When there’s an error like that, they should have worked with you on a sort of compromise. Both sides know that the price is incorrect.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
This
they ought to have least issued you guys a partial credit or something
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
not giving you anything is a way to not get return bisineas
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:15 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions 5 recs
freaking telephone typing
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:15 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
rec'd for my new favorite way of spelling "business"
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
How 2 sukcede in bisineas
w/o rly tying
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 30, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Ye BISINEAS of COMMERCE to convey goods DIVERS and SUNDRY.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
PRYFE may be eftablifed
By confideration of FUPPLYE and DEMANDE
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
The MERCANTILISTS pofit, with great FORCE and VIGOUR, that ye SCARCITY of goodf moft RARE and LUXURIOUS do command the higheft PRYFE.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
FUHHORDLINGGRAD
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 30, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Mmm...Amanda Pflugrad autorec
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
my thing is.
What if we typed $.65 instead of $65 or $6.5. Would he have signed it then or would he have checked on his pricing. we’re trying to see if he was sticking us.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 30, 2012 11:15 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
that's bad. not working with you guys on the price is a perfect reason to bring new suppliers.
Wait on the other quotes, i’d say. I wouldnt pull all buisiness, but he’d certainly get less than i’d’ve been giving them before. That guy bent y’all.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
For some reason I read that as "pipe bomb materials"
And thought “do you like having your car blown up?”
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
by Billy Gomila on Jan 30, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
Glad it wasn't just me.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
This probably says something about all of us.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
What Would Paul Johnson Do?
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Absolutely nothing.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
For a moment I thought "pipe materials" were a reference to what one would put in a pipe.
Likely a glass one. Guess I haven’t been out of college THAT long
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 30, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
Mizzou cares about basketball.
Take a seat with us, oh God why are you so good at football what is going on please leave.
by KentuckyMildcats on Jan 30, 2012 10:40 AM EST reply actions
At least UK tries to be good in football.
I really think Indiana is content to be good only in basketball.
by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 30, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
Most schools have 2 sports they strive to be good at
Be that baseball, basketball, football or even wrestling.
Indiana really just cares about the squeakyhoops.
by ItsComplicated on Jan 30, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
wrasslin? I thought them womanz on the subprime court took that away
From the collegez. Paaaaawwwwwll
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:59 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
We live in a universe where Wake Forest has a more recent conference championship than Florida State.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 30, 2012 11:57 AM EST via mobile up reply actions 8 recs
A+ trolling.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
We also live in a world where Wake Forest has a more recent conference title than Georgia Tech, too...
at least according to the NCAA.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
We live in a world where college students have seen an undefeated Utah team
but not an undefeated Notre Dame team.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Pending appeal
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
they said "watch out wildcats"
What do they mean by this?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 10:46 AM EST via iPhone app reply actions
oh, we have to play these guys again
THAT TOTALLY WASN’T TAUNTING KENTUCKY OH CHRIST HAVE MERCY ON US
by jschooltiger on Jan 30, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
When did KSU hire the cast of Kick-Ass?
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 30, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
What if indeed?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 30, 2012 10:54 AM EST reply actions 50 recs
He would also have had to start using his first and middle names together.
Tim Richard Tebow
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 30, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Ricky Bo
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
Timricky Tebow.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/self reply
related:
didn’t someone have an ‘Enricky’ that played for em? Was it Auburn?
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
Played for Giggity at Ole Miss.
by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 30, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
I know there's a Ja-Mes at Ole Miss right now.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
Enrique
Often gets mispronounced in this corner of the world
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:02 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
may not have been Auburn.
mightve been Ole Miss as Runnin’ Joe said. I swear i remember someone having their name spelled Enricky.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
Enrique was committed to Auburn
then when we hired Tony Franklin he flipped to Ole Miss.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
It was Ole Miss.
Spelled Enrique, but whether he pronounced it En-ricky or some misguided soul started calling him that, I’m not sure.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
/kills threeve cobras
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
Tim Dick Bo?
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley
by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Jan 30, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
TimDick Tebow.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 30, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
T-Dick Tebow
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Timid Dick
would explain the virginity thing
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Pretty sure
“lack of sex” would explain the virginity thing.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Just wanted to say that it looks like Auburn is getting another top 5 recruiting class.
Look at that beautiful mushroom cloud.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 30, 2012 11:00 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Still a lot of crooting left.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Those are some pretty good lookin' 'cruits
for the school of exploding dog studies.
Now fooseball, that’s a whole nuther story.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 30, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
I always knew you couldn't trust puppies with a suitcase nuke.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions
What are nukes? Can I have some?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
So long as it's of their own accord
and not courtesy of the Lee County Sherrif
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 30, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
And economists are worried that wages are stagnating.
Pfft.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions 12 recs
Without Arik Armstead?
I’m just glad he softened the blow by holding a thirty minute news conference. Never trust a lineman with a need for that much publicity. By the end, I found myself more apathetic about the outcome than when it began.
/stillwouldtakehimifheswapsjustsayin’
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
yes but watching Auburn fan fret the last couple of weeks has been fun
Bama’s class is pretty much wrapped up so it’s been boring
the only worry is a possible last second Landon Collins flip but that doesn’t seem likely either
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 30, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
I never get too worked up about recruiting classes.
They all underperform. It’s something to do during the offseason, but in general, you sign 25 guys and are lucky if 10 make it through all 4 years.
I pay attention to the NFL/CFL ready juniors that come back. AU did well in that department.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 30, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
Brodie Croyle 5 star
that’s all you need to know haha
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 30, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Spencer, Spencer, Spencer....
We don’t care about basketball. You should learn this. Only Kentucky and Vanderbilt care about basketball, and the rest of the conference regards them as downright weird for this.
O RLY?
That’s not the song you were singing back in 2006 and 2007.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
That was more of a fling than true deep love.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 30, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
Rick Barnes has withdrawn his name from national championship consideration.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 30, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
I remember fondly the good old days
when people were trying to tell me BCG was a better coach than Barnes.
Free at last!
Better at DUIs and not signing contracts
AMIRITE?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
I still think he is a good coach.
He’s just a terrible human being who went off the deep end.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 30, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
Billy Gillispie is a fucking piece of fucking shit
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
by btcoop71 on Jan 30, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I can't ever get excited about Texas basketball, no matter how talented our freshmen are.
Rick Barnes seems to always underperform.
/Cue haters pointing out the direct correlation to Mack Brown.
//All Barnes need was for KD35 to stay all four years and he would’ve had a championship by now.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Key difference
When Mack Brown had the best player in the sport, he won a championship.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 30, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Hell KD was the best player of his damn generation.
Fuck you Lebron, KD is the truth.
Rick Barnes is just the second coming of Dale Brown.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 30, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
It was awesome while it lasted, but even in 2007, with the defending champion basketball team
our football team made the national title game the same night that the basketball team got embarrassed by FSU. Most people I knew on campus forgot there was even a basketball game that day.
From about 2002-2007 there was a real effort to try to be a “basketball too!” school, but it didn’t fully take.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
UGA markets itself more as a “Gymnastics too!” school.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 30, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
Alabama does this too.
As well as, “Maybe this year basketball/baseball/softball will break through!”
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
#TeamCourtneyKupets
Forever and ever.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 30, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
Until recently, had a coworker who had been a gymnast at NU in the mid '00s
Sadly she was married.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
Are gymnasts as batshit insane as dancers?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
She seemed pretty level headed
I did date a dancer once. ALL THE CRAZY. Her stated goal was to keep her body weight low enough that she couldn’t give blood.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
I went through a series of ballerinas in college
Each one crazier than the last.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Any good examples of crazy you can share with the class?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
This wasn't exciting Zelda Fitzgerald crazy
Just your usual cocaine habits, bulimia, suicide attempts, fake pregnancies, and sex addiction.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Ah yes. Pretty standard, really.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
That was all one girl, actually.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Holy s***!
Sounds like she needs real help and prayers. Yikes.
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
She's good now.
Rehab and all.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Important question:
was her first name spelled correctly?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Ashlee or Brandie?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
Oh God...
Well played, sir. Well played.
It was Aimee.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 30, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
VINDICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Truly a prophet walks amongst us.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
A challenger appears!
Aimee Semple McPherson, famous “kidnap victim” and early media evangelist, was born in 1890 to a family of farmers in Ontario, Canada. No hipster names for squires of the land back in those days, I don’t think!
I’d have to say “Aimee” is a different spelling of the traditional “Amy,” but not incorrect.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 30, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
It's the French spelling
It may even pre-date “Amy.” Doesn’t matter. They’re still all psychotic.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
French?
Another point in favor of insanity.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
Dispute
While the spelling has been around for some time, it’s still not the typically accepted spelling. Similarly, I know someone, not of Irish descent, who named her kid Graeme. Technically it’s not wrong, but there’s no reason in her case to avoid the recognized spelling.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
Co-sign for "Meaghan"
and other Gaelicizations by people who are, you know, Irish.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
I'll allow it if you're Irish
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
Graham
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Grimy?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I reject your claim
due to the fact that a bunch of sodbusting farmers from rural Canuckistan is not grounds for calling Aimee an established spelling of Amy.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But the cowboy and the farmer can be friends!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 30, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Rec for 'Canuckistan'
some quality Haterade there
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Ah, but what of redheaded dancers?
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 30, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
okay, now it's just becoming unspeakable.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
Completely sane, well-functioning individuals.
Two negatives and all.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
A negative times a negative equals a positive.
Hey man, what’s cal-cool-us?
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 30, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Like prescribing Adderol for ADD?
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
should be subtractorall
Amiright?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:25 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Outliers can always be found...
you see, the function that yields a normal curve asymptotically approaches zero.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
my dad always says that as soon as gymnasts graduate
They blow up because they’re short. He says it with frequency that I wonder who dated before mom. But that’s a game that no one wins
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:20 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I swear I'm literate, really you guys
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:21 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Or they've been recruited by Islamic Jihad
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The one I knew would not fit this criteria.
I mean, she certainly wasn’t tall, but she didn’t get big.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
LHB wants to be the apparatus. Likely the pommel horse.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Pretty sure that's a male event
(almost said apparatus)
by ItsComplicated on Jan 30, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
I know. Very old Seinfeld joke.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
We Sakerlina alums like to tell folks we're a "Baseball too" school now.
Couple of CWS titles will make you do that.
I know. They're adorable.
But, when your only other National Championship in history prior to that was in Women’s Track and Field, you take what you can, especially since that track program is under NCAA investigation.
Yep. Some of our women's track athletes were living in the Whitney Hotel for dirt cheap.
Just like a couple of football players.
Read that as something else.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
The only sport where Texas is an acceptable answer in these parts.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
Delete post, ban user.
I’m so tempted to go Nic-Cage-in-the-bear-suit on the locals I see wearing that godawful color.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
Locals wearing puke orange?
That’s where I draw the line. If them Longhorns want to come spend their money here and improve the scenery a bit, I’m not gonna object.
But allowing the contagion to infect my fellow Omahans, that just ain’t right.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
A big downside of living near the Air Scouts
Is the sheer number of them from Texas. DJ’s Dugout in Bellevue was a hyuuuuge watch site for Aggie fan back in the day.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
Ouch, brutal.
I was surprised to find a decent watch site in San Antonio for the Huskers recently, small numbers but enthusiastic.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
What the Sakerlina Baseball Season ticket booklet looks like this year.
And before anyone else makes any more jokes, SC has sold 5600 season tickets for baseball this year.
Y'all are welcome back this year.
Those Texans too. I’m looking out my window at TD Ameritrade Park and wishing it was mid-June right now.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
Saw USC play in Statesboro in 2010
in an epic game that went 13 or 14 innings. Fantastic night, just sad my Eagles dropped that one. Was glad to see USC go on to win it all after that one.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
Watched them clinch last year
Made it to the first championship game in ’10, but made the mistake of skipping game 2. Not like it was the last NCAA game at the "Blatt or anything.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
5600 season tickets!?
How big is the stadium there?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
Not bad at all.
Haymarket in Lincoln apparently holds 8500, I assume that includes berm seating. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haymarket_Park.
Creighton’s home field is ummm…. a bit more spectacular than most.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
UGA markets itself more as a “Gymnastics too!” school.
by Torgo's Executive Powder on Jan 30, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
UGA Gymnastics
Is the only sport other than football that requires a donation to secure season tickets.
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
...
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 30, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
he even sounds like he's from Florida!
(!!)
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
Aggie is long lost cousin.
Mizzou is Rob Schneider from the new hit sitcom
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Doubly so for the
“WE ARE NOW A DUAL THREAT FOOTBALL/BASKETBALL SCHOOL” attitude dropping straight off the map.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions
Um.
Go back and look. There’s one mention of basketball. Seriously. We may not have even mentioned the 2007 title.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Jan 30, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
See, SEC people are weird
I mean, a Big East Big 12 or ACC guy would find some way to bring that up at least every few weeks for months, if not years. Even if he were a fan of some football-first heathen outpost like Florida State or WVU.
I remember the dual trophy picture with the gators sahking hands....
And I thought I remembered a mention of the 2007 championship, but I couldn’t get the power search to pull up anything from 2007.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
The dual gator photo definitely appeared
But I’m not sure if Spencer posted it. It’s entirely possible that someone in the commentariat broke it out to make fun of him. Which we’d obviously never do.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
We'd be crazy to make fun of him
The man is secretly the CIA’s station Chief for South America! He could have us killed in numerous undetectable ways!
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Scene: a South American bar
Leiter: Mack, move your ass!
Brown: How long have I got?
Leiter: About a second.
Brown: Then we’ve got time to kick.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 30, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Um. I did go back and look...
Lo and behold from 2007. It’s a little snarky toward’s basketball, but still you were urging us all to root for the Gators.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
Best Part:
Donovan could ascend to Valhalla with a win tonight and still come out turdeating bastard-dog if he leaves the Florida job for Kentucky thereafter. There’s some NBA rumors, too, which would be a lesser crime but possibly dumber after he considers what happens to most college coaches in the NBA. . . . Tonight, you may enjoy what will either be his last night as a Florida saint, or his first night as a walking, well-salaried legend who stayed home.
Somehow, he managed to find a third option that just left everyone feeling a little sad. Especially Anthony Grant.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Spencer is a real deal hold out on basketball
personally I love Alabama basketball – hell I’ll watch our baseball, softball, gymnastics, and I’ll follow the golf team online
but alot of SEC fans don’t care for the bouncy balls
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 30, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
When Auburn won championships in the same year in both football and equestrian, it was epic
All the more remarkable when you remember that you can’t buy equestrian recruits because those chicks are loaded already!
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Not intentionally. Did she ride?
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Maybe? I think
Others may know better than I do
by ItsComplicated on Jan 30, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, I seem to recall things of this nature.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
She rides horses.
I don’t know if she did equestrian at whichever school it was she actually went to
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
I was on the team in 03/04, the year it became an NCAA sport.
We did not win a National Championship that year, and chemical engineering forced me to quit the team after one year.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Very cool. I know Coach Williams's family so I have a soft spot for the team.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
For a guy with basically zero prior experience training the events that college equestrians compete in,
he has done a helluva job. He built the team, and NCAA equestrian itself, from nothing and has done a good job learning and surrounding himself with the right people. I have my issues with him, but he’s a good guy who cares so much about the team. And yeah, his family is awesome. Sandi and Mom traveled with us to meets and were everyone’s surrogate family.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
don't forget the swimming/diving team!
dynasty!
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 30, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
I'm with you though. I support all the teams. I'm just more passionate about some (football, baseball, basketball) than others.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
of course
god I love having the SEC tournament right here in Hoover
my dad would check me out of school to go see those games
and I don’t know shit about baseball haha
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 30, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
I'm buying tickets for the whole weekend the minute they go on sale.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
GIS fails me.
There used to be a very NSFW picture that would show up when you typed in “Auburn Equestrian”
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
Ideas, newsletter, etc.
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Fuck Jokim Noah was more the rage than Fuck Clemson at that time....
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
I'm sure this has been brought up at some point over the weekend
but I tend to not be around during that timeframe, so Imma just leave this here:
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:05 AM EST reply actions
This comment suggests the existence of some sort of social life and/or familial commitments
NOT ONE OF US
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions
I guess I break DickH's mold then, huh?
But as I still don’t have full time jerb at the moment, I think I fall right back in to place of what he probably believes. Thinking of going back and getting a second Master’s degree while finishing up the last bit of stuff required on the one I’ve been working on, though.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
I've clearly missed something here
Or accidentally jumped into a prior argument.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
Idiot the other night
Came on, did the typical Bammer thing, then told everyone here he didn’t come here much because he had a life.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Fucking Bammers
Can’t stand the lot of ’em.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
Better Dead than Red!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
/ND troll auto-reply engaged
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
And T-Jax takes the alley oop in for 2 pts
and a fistful of recs.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
How the hell did you know I'm a Bulls fan?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly didn't.
Just a sick display of athleticism.
Simmons was right about him – part of the furor from “The Decision” was the guy’s willingness to be second banana. He could be the best ever, but he doesn’t want it.
Free at last!
Doesn't want it?
Or doesn’t want it enough?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
My thoughts exactly.
I eagerly await LeBron’s equivalent of MJ’s flu game.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
Nor I.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
How about a playoff game-winning lay-in with a torn ligament in his finger?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Who did that?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
THE GREATEST GERMAN IN NBA HISTORY
/shortlist’d
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
Thats like saying Blake Griffin is the best Sooner in the NBA
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
/cue Wayman Tisdale comment
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
He may end up being the best athlete out of Texas ever..
No offense to Earl Campbell.
And put your hand down Roger Clemens, you took steroids.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Detlef Schrempf?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 30, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and here I though I was the dick Alabama fan
but that can’t be me, I def don’t have a life
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 30, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
Sorry, I thought you were here that night.
But yeah, what TexaninNYC said.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
Just know if it's on deadspin Nick has already posted it here
by ItsComplicated on Jan 30, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
OBJECTION
Don’t lump us all together.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
Did you post it?
Sorry thought it was him in the most grainy large picture
by ItsComplicated on Jan 30, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
You misunderstand
I’m objecting to you lumping the Nicks together. I would never cross post something from deadspin.
And yes, I’m presuming everyone follows me on twitter and knows my secret identity.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
Indeed. You are pre-lumped.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 30, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
Dammit.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
like a crab cake
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:11 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Lumpy Gravy
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
I figured someone had posted it.
I saw it on another Auburn site.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
And just caught word that the alma mater got a liquor license
and can sell on game days. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/Celebratory gunfire in St. Paul
//gunfire causes neighborhood dog to bark
///Dog’s owner sues UST.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:16 AM EST reply actions
Hey, at least I didn't mention the whole "best football team in the state" aspect.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
LUCKY BASTARD
I wish mine would do that- though they do a pretty good job of providing booze to seniors throughout senior year, and operated a pub in the dining hall until the mid-90s
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
yeah I got drunk with bruce hardy on friday
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
Sadly the liquor commission specifically disallowed the establishment of a permanent bar on campus.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, they closed it when they did some remodeling- still had the taps and all, for when reunions came through.
Don’t know if it’s still there, as they completely remodeled that building after I left.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
peirce pub, below the atrium?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
Yup
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
They also mandate the addition of port-a-potties on football game days.
As an ‘06 alumni, I’m still vaguely confused by the idea of having crowds sufficient to demand excess lavatories.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
Excess lavatories...
Fans that aren’t relatives/visitors/working the game?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Apparently going from conference bottom-feeder to national contender helps attendance.
Who knew?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
Auburn is a dry campus
every day of the year that doesn’t have a home football game.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
University of St. Thomas
St. Paul, MN
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
But...We're not weird, I swear!
Vandy is pretty weird though
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
...
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Don't say that too loudly.
Your boss may get angry.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 30, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions 15 recs
bah!
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 30, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
I say, old chap, it is my distinct pleasure to make this green.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Your sports obsessions are normal
Its the rest of your conference that’s crazy :).
Ole Miss is batshit crazy
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
Is Vandy even obsessed with basketball?
Given how they constantly under-perform expectations
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 30, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
/youpeopleareblockingthelibrary.jpg
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
And I was respecting Murray State so much...
now….ehhhh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lguh7Cf95c
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
Jeremy Liggins just committed to LSU.
Miles has his 270lbs QB.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 30, 2012 11:30 AM EST via Android app reply actions
ANOTHER FAT QB NASHNUL CHAMPEEEEEUNSHIP
FOR THE SEC PAWWWWWLLLLL!
/CINNAMON ROLL DAMN TIDE!!
/WAR HAM EAGLE
/HOT DAWGS
/ROUX TIGERS!!!
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 30, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
Good to see Billy Bob got hisself a payin' gig after "Varsity Blues."
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
see: not another teen movie
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
uh oh.
There’s gonna be aspolosions over at NAFOOM and The Cup, methinks.
Probably at Six Pack and FWTCT’s too.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
It will be interesting to see a quarterback being used as a lead blocker
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
What if Jeremy Liggins were Mike Vick?
/LesMiles makes Liggins a mobile QB just to fuck with us
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Les uses 270 lb. qb on zone reads
/Uses 180 pound qb on quarterback sneaks
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
//Wins
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
Yeesh
This is nuts. UK is pulling in a pretty solid recruiting class and we’re still dead last in recruiting in the SEC
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 30, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
If the pasthour is any indication.
His big ass is moving to defense and he’ll be drafted in the 1st round by the chiefs.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 30, 2012 11:38 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
using a real computer now, so any mistakes are probably human error
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:34 AM EST reply actions
absolutely unrelated to fucking anything
but good news for me in work things.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
Typically fucking anything leads to bad news at work.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions
unless its your boss
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
story told by t-jax this weekend
Is suddenly apropro
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 30, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
/searches memory of drunken story-telling
//comes up empty
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
Heh, and I've been reminded.
protip: don’t send emails on corporate systems suggest that your estranged wife “loves to fuck.”
It will get passed around the office for eternity.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
D'oh
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Good to hear that your good work things
are unrelated to fucking anything. Or anyone.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 30, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
And that's rec'd
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
PHRASING
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Woooo!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And...?
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
I can say no more right now/here.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
Video game developer for Twisted Metal
Alabama native (a Brookie) and apparent Auburn fan
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
Ashton Kutcher
/drops mic
//picks mic back up and immediately apologizes to everyone here
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
Shouldn't that be my line?
/jussayin
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE! SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!
/drops mic
//leaves stage
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 30, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
♬WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN♬
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
My roommates may or may not have come up with a parody to this song about buttsecks
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
My good roommates that is
Not hellbeast’s slave
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
This band shares a record with the Beatles
for most consecutive weeks with the #1 album.
/weeps for humanity
Free at last!
Well thats it for me
/loads gun
/THUMP
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 30, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Music records became obsolete after 1970
FM radio changed things too much. At least this is what I tell myself to keep myself sane.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 30, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
what what WHAT?
that can’t be true…. ITS IMPOSSIBLE!!!
you just shat on my day man
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 30, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Creed are trendsetters
They paved the way for Nickelback…
Dayman, Fighter of the Nightman, Champion of the Sun
It's the "copy of a copy" idea; each copy gets worse
Pearl Jam begat Stone Temple Pilots begat the Nixons begat Collective Soul begat Creed begat Nickelback.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I feel like Hinder is in this discussion
Or maybe it’s just on my mind because the bar that alex henery’s foot suggested this weekend was queefcore central.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
I've never heard of Hinder.
And I’m fine with that.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Truly, you've been kissed by the lips of an angel.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 30, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Have to rec
Embarrassed that I get the joke.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
Ayup.
/seconded.jpg
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
...
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
They bill themselves as "The bad boys of rock"
This is probably all you need to know.
Shockingly, when my buddy had to interview them for the local paper, he described them as epic douchebags.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
They hit on my brother's fiancee
So…good for him I guess?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure that makes her unclean.
Your brother should probably reconsider his decision.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
It was at a pageant she was a finalist for.
And they were the entertainment. So they hit on all the girls there but she was the only one that flat out rejected them. It was pretty great. She came back to my brother and said Hinder just tried to hit on me so I told them I’m not a huge fan of Creed and walked away.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Vicarious rec
Please pass it along to her with my compliments.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
She actually sounds pretty cool in my book.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
We were at this thing
And had to suffer through Hinder, Theory of a Deadman and My Darkest Days. Talk about queefcore supreme
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
Hinder steals more of the lyrics and whatnot from Nickelback
They don’t have the throat yodeling that Vedder, Scott Stapp and the like have.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
But in the same breath, Hinder sucks ass balls.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
Hinder isn't queefcore - it's stripper rock.
I feel like they are separate genres.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I'm almost afraid to ask what stripper rock is.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Def.
Leppard.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
what has nine arms and sucks?
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 30, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions 17 recs
Utterly heartless
and rec’d.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
Heartless and Green
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
The Arkansas School For the Deaf's mascot is the Leopards.
The Deaf Leopards.
Get it?
/shows self out.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 30, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
A slutty mutant spider?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Warrant
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
Crack
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well in that case...
You can blame the Beatles for all the boy bands…ever.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 30, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
I blame Robert Johnson for Ke$ha
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Fucking Ionians and their modes.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 30, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I blame Satan himself for Robert Johnson
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah. But I think you can thank Eddie Vedder for the vocal style.
For everyone
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
Difference is that Vedder is actually good.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
Ok. Well now...then Cobain is to blame for everything
And I just refuse to do that
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
PitS will do anything for love
but he wont do that.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 30, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
Staley had a different quality to his voice than Vedder to me.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
I thank Eddie Vetter for nothing.
Because he gave us THIS
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I actually like Yellow Ledbetter.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
I think it's the best thing they ever did.
And I like Pearl Jam.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Diction coaches.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 30, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Dr. Bundy is strongly implying it...
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
This man gets it.
Can’t effin stand PJ. Never have liked them, and lord love a duck, I’ve tried. As musicians they’re incredible talented, but I just can’t stand the music. Seeing Eddie sing to his shoes for 50 minutes at Lolapalooza was the biggest waste of my time. I get that people like and even love PJ, but I’m not one of them, and I make no apologies for it.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Jan 30, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YOUR OPINION ON MUSIC IS BASELESS AND INVALID
/5000 word rant
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/5000x5000 suit of armor.jpg
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Point taken. I love some PJ singles, but haven't been able to get into the lbums as a whole.
And I’ve said some music things on here that were against the general grain, so you have no need to apologize.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
A serious version of this
can likely be found in YouTube comments somewhere
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
You asked for it
the brilliance of “avenger666sharigan”:
“Man, This guy knows whats going on, he seems to really means what he sangs, Keep doing a good job man, appreciate all the songs you come out with. You’ll be remembered for centuries to came.”
My eyes are still bleeding from reading the comments.
Dude reading Youtube comments is like going full retard.
You never go full retard.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
What's the definitive ranking of bad comments?
I know local news sites, youtube, espn and yahoo are all up there
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
AL.com
is a definite contender, PAWWL.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
see: local news sites
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 30, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
I'm lumping that in as local news.
I mean, I realize NASHENUL CHAMPIONSHEEEEEEEEEEP and all, but it’s still a local news site.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
South Bend Tribune.
Horrifying.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
/posts about University of Notre DRUNK!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Everybody's local news site sucks for comments.
/Remembers the Angry Nun you used to write into Voices from the Grandstand in the Weird Harold.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
Newspaper comments are the worst.
Youtube comments, since they instituted ranks and such, have moved up above espn/yahoo ilk. They’re still really bad but only the good ones generally float high enough that you see them when looking at a video.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Someone with a better NFF filter
Needs to post the XCKD Youtube comment “Mission Fucking Accomplished” cartoon.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
This one?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
"...be remembered for centuries to came"
Ah, the rare future-past tense.
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
woill haven be
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Hitchiker's Guide
has covered this definitively. It’s Douglas Adam’s internet, we just post on it.
by SccrHskr on Jan 30, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nickelback is a very useful tool for distinguishing whether I will talk to someone or not.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
Ed Hardy saves even more time.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Or Affliction
Seriously, you can see that shit from three blocks away.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
or the "fighter" or "puncher" game at bars.
douche. magnet.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 30, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I didn't know Mona said I want to leave Bennigans
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
The Anna Nicole part made me bust a gut laughing.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
you post about a guy from Alabama making a video game
and the horrible bands conversation just flows
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 30, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
FTFY
you post about a guy from Alabama making a video game
and the horrible bands conversation just flows
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't start the fire
it was always burning since the WORLDS BEEN TURNING!
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 30, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
How do you sleep while your beds are burning?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
Burnin' down the house.....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As long as it's not Our House
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
In the middle of the street?
Funny place for a house.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What about the House of the Rising Sun?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's my life, and I'll make the references I want.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
SHES A BRICK.....HOUSE
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
That lives on Love Street
Lingers long on Love Street
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
So long as it's being sung by Jimi....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Most misunderstood song ever outside its homeland?
Outside Australia: goofy nonsensical song by one-hit wonders
Inside Australia: ALL THE SPIDERS
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
It was that or Safety Dance and a song about nuclear war isn't exactly in the Olympic spirit.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 30, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
London Calling?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
1. Men at Work was available.
2. Safety Dance is about nuclear war??
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 30, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
Not according to the band
per the peerless wikipedia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Safety_Dance
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
Really it's a song the lead guy wrote
about being kicked out of a bar for “pogoing” aka proto-moshing, but the video includes some nuclear bomb imagery at the very end
Because of the catchy chorus.
Heck, half of CSNY and 75% of Creedance Clearwater Revival is spidery. And they all get airtime
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 30, 2012 12:38 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
The spiders are clear outside the US
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Especially when you make a point of him being from Mountain freaking Brook
music discussion just seems to follow those guys. Usually when discussing music with Brookies, its some stupid discussion of whether Phish toured stronger in 95 or 97 (when both parties of argument were 5&7 years old), but this works too I guess.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure if Alabama people are allowed to be hipsters
but if we are the hipsters would be Brookies
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 30, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Hipsters and quasi-hippies are two different things.
Hipsters hate Phish.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I read that as "quasi-puppies" and my mind was blown
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
either way
Brookies
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 30, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
What about Widespread Panic?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 30, 2012 12:29 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
No need to bring Baylor fans into this
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Widespread Panic
What was Kevin Steele’s defensive strategy in the 2012 Orange Bowl?
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 30, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They get equal love from the brookies
but as a spreadneck myself, I wasn’t going to include them.
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
No wonder we all hate Iowa
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
HAHAHA HOW EMBARRASSING.
/kicks nicholas sparks-shaped duffel bag under couch
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
At least it's not one of those creepy man-shaped Japanese pillows
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
WTF!?!?
This is a thing!?!?
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So does this mean the abysmal birth rate in Japan
is due to the guys not doing their duty?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 30, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Lots of reasons
long work hours, lots of escapism video game mumbo-jumbo, and things that stray toward spidery. Of course, I have never been closer to Japan than Kauai. If only we had some resident expert on Japan who could give us some insight on the issue . . .
PAIN IN THE SASH! THAT MEANS YOU!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
Farmers in the olde days had long work hours, too
And lots of kids. I think we can strike that one off the list. I’d say “not needing kids in a crowded urban environment” is closer to the ground.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 30, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
True, but more kids = more free labor
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I don't think "more free labor"
is a big seller for a salaryman in downtown Tokyo.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 30, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
head a few countries south
and it becomes a real big seller
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, BUT
I am talking about Japan’s birth rate, not Southeast Asia’s.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 30, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions
People in southern regions have often been known to appreciate free labor.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 30, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
There was no slavery in the North.
None.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
How about a compromise:
The only time, post-1789, that the South didn’t have vastly larger numbers of slaves than the North was between January 1, 1863, and February 3, 1870.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
I was saying it was a big seller for farmers in the olde days, though. Not so much for a guy in Tokyo.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Yes, yes, we KNOW that.
But we were pondering the causes of low birth rates in Japan, not why farmers might appreciate having lots of kids. That one’s a given.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 30, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
It's to make up for all the guys loving their hyper moe neko chan tsundere DAKIMAKURA
(This was like the least offensive image I could find)
by Synaesthesia on Jan 30, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Don't want to know what's going on there.
Don’t want to know one bit.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
I know "moe", "chan", and "tsundere."
Afraid to look up “neko” and “dakimakura” on a work computer.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 30, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
The world would be a little bit better place with less Brookies
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
I can't hate
I’m from Hoover
/sigh
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 30, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions
rec'd
/metoo
//hangsheadinshame
///sisterwasinschoolthereduringthatshow
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 30, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
I was in High School during that time
I wish they would do re-runs because I’d love to see who all I know now that was on there. I know some of the girls who were cheerleaders at Hoover and some from Vestavia and Spain Park who claim they were shown a lot.
I’ve seen friends of mine on MTV from when Taylor Swift went to prom in Tuscaloosa.
/notproudofanyofthesethings
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
For the longest time, I thought I hallucinated that program.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
to be fair I am from Hoover
but I went to John Carroll
rare Alabama catholic who doesn’t live in Mobile
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 30, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
Private school!? In Birmingham!?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
basketball dynasty!!!!
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 30, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
No one outside the SEC
Could produce a game with such insanity.
by Dawg from Canton on Jan 30, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
but why did he have to be an Auburn fan?
haha still an Alabama man though
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 30, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Haz hungries. No foodz. Now haz sadz
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 11:52 AM EST reply actions
Nah. I just never had any
Didn’t grocery shop on Thurs like I do because I was gonna be gone all weekend.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
She's the one that sat up in his room while he ordered, went and got and brought pizza up to her.
Because she knows we don’t want her around.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
Do they ever hang out at her place?
It seems like the least your roomie could do is give you guys a break here and there.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Three times.
Three. Fucking. Times
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
I think PItS should just go hang out at her place
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
No thats one bird
weighing 20 stone.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 30, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That's a big twinkie.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Jan 30, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Ghostbusters auto-rec.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 30, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
I get hungry every morning around 10AM
I tried to argue to my supervisor that I need a pre-lunch before my lunch. He did not agree
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
What about second breakfast?
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 30, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Elevensies?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Luncheon? Afternoon Tea? Dinner? Supper?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 30, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
LOtR autorec rule: ENGAGED
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
Chapter one of my book? About a kitten shivering on a light pole.
This is going to be thrilling.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 12:15 PM EST reply actions
8-Ball couldn't have gotten on a light pole after the Orange Bowl
He couldn’t even stand up.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
What book?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
O Pioneers
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
How come they make folks read that one and not Death Comes For The Archbishop?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 30, 2012 1:01 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I had to read My Antonia
Oh, US Academic Decathlon and your maddening literature selections.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
Well, it does take place on the great plains
and there are wolves. And the murder. Hurrah! The murder!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I never read My Antonia in high school
but somehow got an A on the test about it. I still don’t know how I pulled that one off.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 30, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
He should write My Hellbeastia.
Gender-switch himself to be her sapphic-curious best friend.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
He?
Willa Cather? Not a he.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
D'oh
Figured it out.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
I gave my freind my steam account info so he could play some Garry's Mod.
I did that on the 22nd.
He put on around 65 hours last week playing Garry’s Mod.
I like to fish. I run the option. Crazy. Southeastern college football enthusiast. Heavy metal and Johnny Cash aficionado.
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 30, 2012 12:17 PM EST reply actions
Hivemind
Watched this three times earlier this morning. April cannot come soon enough (yes, phrasing).
by Mango Stasi on Jan 30, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What about Avril?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
She can come, too.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
Sk8er Boi is the definative musical piece of our time.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 30, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
Then I cannot reach any other conclusion
than, “our time totally sucks.”
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
by DrewRusse on Jan 30, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
c u l8r boi
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 30, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
If it starts on the 1st of April
I hope the people at HBO pull some sort of prank on all the fans eagerly awaiting the beginning.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
Everyone who died last season makes an appearance
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
2 minutes of technical difficulties to start it off.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
High school boys nod in agreement.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 30, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Special preview of events that don't occur until latter half of Storm of Swords.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
They kill everyone off in a thirty second orgy of violence,
then Ser Irys and Hodor pop in and yell ‘APRIL FOOL!!!!’
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
Only Sansa's plotline was filmed.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
It could be worse.
Fucking Bran’s plotline is a goddamned chore. At least with Sansa you can be guaranteed bad decisions and drama, unlike that little turd’s.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Really? Bran's plotline is your problem?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Bran's plotline is both the most boring and the most non-sensical.
Sansa and Catelyn are human-sized bad decision generators, but at least their fumblefucking serves to advance plot.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
I think Sansa's plotline is interesting
especially when you get to AFfC. Bran’s is just weird.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Minor spoiler
.
..
…
….
I’m not as into the actual fantasy elements, so Bran’s, Dany’s, and anyone on the watch isn’t as interesting to me as the more “realistic” viewpoints.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
The most interesting thing Bran did was fall off the tower.
For various values of “fall.” He’s a semi-mobile plot device. I’ve read enough fantasy to know, or at least strongly suspect, where his story’s going; it’s that his having gotten there has been ridiculously less than interesting. The other threads with fantastical elements have had a lot more plot to go with their theme.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HODOR
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Anyone else quickly scan past this pic
and think Da CoachO was wearing lederhosen?
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I wish he was.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
I don't mind the Watch stuff
because I think Jon Snow is one of the most well-written characters in the series. Dany’s stuff is hard to gauge, because I’m not really sure where GRRM is going with it.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Well yes, but then [SPOILER] with [SPOILERS] and [SPOILERS] make it [SPOILERS]
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
^^^^^^^
thisthisthisthis
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
We really need a spoilerific ASOIAF thread at some point
for this very reason
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
I'm sad that many people here are only exposed through the TV series.
The series, while good, doesn’t have the depth that the books do. There’s only so much that happens internally that they can put up on the screen. Ned becomes a much better character in the books because you can understand more of his internal conflict if you start to catch a lot of the SUPER SPOILERIFIC STUFF.
I’m really wondering how they’re going to address the flashbacks in books 2 and 3… some won’t be too hard (storytime with Jojen) but others might be more difficult.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
To be honest
I thought at least season one didnt really miss much.
Obviously you get more inner thoughts in the books, but I felt like it wasnt that much more.
I was quite impressed with how well the series followed it.
Full disclosure, I watched half of the series, read the book and finished the series
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
It follows it well
But it does feel like you’re getting the Cliff’s Notes version- all the plot, but only the plot. Though I can do without the in-depth description of armor, banners, and meals EVERY time.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Inn at the Crossroads
Sooooo want to try a bunch of these.
http://innatthecrossroads.com/
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
You miss every single piece of foreshadowing.
Book 1 is a treasure trove of foreshadowing for events in later books. The TV series throws all of that away.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
So.... it's a television adaptation?
I mean, how would you keep the foreshadowing stuff in without bogging the show down completely?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
I honestly don't know
Don’t get me wrong, the TV adaptation is, seriously, brilliant. Doesn’t mean that I don’t wish that diehard fans of the series will pick up the books and get an experience that much richer.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I hope that a lot of people are moving from the TV series to the books.
I know I’ve recommended all those I’ve talked to who like the TV series to pick up the books and read those, as well.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions
I think the show inspired a lot of people to read it.
I’d honestly never heard of ASoIaF until HBO picked it up. Or at least, it never stuck in my head. I managed to hold back from reading until the first season ended and then I plowed through all five books over the summer. I know a number of people who’ve done the same.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
I just created one.
Now let me see if I can find it once it actually shows up so I can post the link.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
Here you go...
THE OFFICIAL EDSBS A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE SPOILER THREAD.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
I agree Bran's is weird
Not sure if I have an issue with it, but it is weird
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Eh, at this point I think I'm more into Bran's than Arya's
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
UKRAINE IS FUCKING STRONG
/50% Ukranian
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
oh its teetering
on the verge of collapse
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 30, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
Where did this come from?
Of all people, I should probably get it.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
Seinfeld
Newman & Kramer’s epic game of Risk.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Jan 30, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
I will say this with Arya
In Book 2, hers was the only storyline where things actually happened for the first 600 pages.
I roll my eyes every time the header says Daenerys
Not cause it’s not an interesting plotline, but because (at least at this point) it has no direct relation to the rest of the novel and kills the story’s flow.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Thanks, errbody.
Just ordered the entire series. Want to finish the first two books by April Fool’s.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 30, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Time Out:
for those of you NOT reading the story at this time, are we being sufficiently vague and insular in our language to 1) not spoil anything and 2) leave you not knowing what the bloody hell we’re talking about?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Huh?
I didn’t think that was vague at all. It’s not a spoiler that her story takes place on a different continent, is it?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
MEANWHILE, ON THE OTHER CONTINENT...
wow this is creepy.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
It's like GRRM sat there and thought
“Well, Westeros is like Europe, so logically, Essos should resemble a pre-diluvian den of immorality.”
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
"Pre-diluvian den of immorality."
Have you been visiting NDNation?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, I was raised Catholic
I guess the lingo never really leaves you, huh?
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
It does not.
You’re pretty much consubstantial with the lingo for life.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is that the same as 'one in being' with the lingo?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
This is a true thing.....
Even after you give up on all the dogma.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
In the interests of cutting production costs
they just got a bootleg copy of Twilight.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
/thud
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Kills EVERYONE
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
And he's very good at it.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Especially with the thing with the guy at the place.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
Oh when the person betrayed the other person?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
In case you haven't seen above...
You can now discuss this to your heart’s content HERE.
BUT DO NOT GO THERE UNLESS YOU’VE READ ALL THE BOOKS!
/or unless you just don’t give a shit about spoilers.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, there are immensely big spoilers in the first few comments.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
Hence why I posted it.
Everyone here keeps coming close at times and then is respectful and backs off. I know they, like me, just want to scream out some things and discuss those with others who have read the books. So I followed DrewRusse’s train of thought and just posted a thread where those of us who have finished all the books published to date can have at it.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
/ASoIaF post explodes the threeve-thousand comments.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
//prepares to close out of thread
///sees MAJOR SPOILER in comment #5.
////DAMMIT!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Yeah, that one was major.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
That was kind of a dick move
Sorry you didnt close out before it
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Part of me thinks its my own darn fault
the other part wants to see the bad Irishjugg fly.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
By which you mean VineyardDawg I assume?
Don’t go back to confirm. Please, for your own sake.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I am certainly not going back.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I just z'd through it all because no one was talking about me
/kidding
//promise
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
I didnt post that one
I was just feeling sorry that you had to see it
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Referring to mine?
If so I figured I’d be an ass and just open it up with a big one. Though mine wasn’t as bad as Vinyarddawg’s.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't stick around to see who it was
I just saw “XXXXX killed XXXXX” and bolted.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
yep, that was VYD.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
Good, it wasn't mine.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
I'm guessing VYD's based on timing and reaction
I mean, yours wasn’t nearly as bad.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
Bruce Willis killed 5 hookers even though he was already dead
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
I understand none of these abbreviations.
/still considering reading books
//who am I kidding
///tax season starts NOW
Free at last!
Primer
ASoIaF: A Song of Ice and Fire
GoT: Game of Thrones (Book 1)
CoK: Clash of Kings (Book 2)
SoS: Storm of Swords (Book 3)
FfC: Feast for Crows (Book 4)
DwD: Dance with Dragons (Book 5)
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
You'll have babies that look like Blanx
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
That's a bad thing?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
You'll endanger Aunt Stabby
the nice lady that paid us in advance before she had to move to SI.
Free at last!
Thats not necessarily true
there is a CHANCE she might survive
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 30, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
We can't possibily lose out on this guy right?
It’s set: Charlotte Mallard Creek 3-star RB Jela Duncan will now announce 9:30 a.m. Wednesday. #ECU #Wake #Duke #Purdue
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"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 30, 2012 12:21 PM EST reply actions
ECU or Purdue if he isn't an idiot
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 30, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
One of the guys we were going really hard after looking like he will be a Buckeye.
And the other OLB we going after is like 50/50 between us and Duke.
We are Duncans slight favorite supposedly, Purdue is a new one.
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"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 30, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
hmmm
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 30, 2012 12:23 PM EST reply actions 12 recs
The apathy is simply astonishing
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
Oh Jay Cutler
your sad face is so epic sad face
though he did catch the helmet
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 30, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
Now that's some fucking pocket awareness right there.
by Erik T on Jan 30, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/fumbles Kristin Cavallari
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Love the ref's smirk at the end
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
That is the face of exhaustion.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 30, 2012 12:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
This is the face of yeah I dont know.
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"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 30, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
The face of tr00 metal
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
Needs more Varg.
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"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 30, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Clean Varg!
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
Happy Varg!
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"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 30, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
Count Grishnackh Varg!
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
The fuck?
And whats with the pentagram
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
Norwegian Black Metal artist.
Killed a former bandmate and general lunatic in other regards.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
Norwegian Black Metal?
/Issuchathingevenpossible.gif
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Birthplace of Black metal according to a lot of music historians.
The scene is crazy as shit if you look at the history and all.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
Is there a large Norwegian hip-hop scene as well?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
It's a black hip-hop scene.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Jan 30, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Nø.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
All of Scandinavia LOVES the metal.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I actually got scared for The Assman when I read this
Then, I just hoped the guys in Darkthrone couldn’t read English.
That’s a music scene. 4000 miles away and able to inspire pants-pissing fear.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Jan 30, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
You know how sometimes you get so mad, you just want to swing a cactus around by the stalk?
Me neither.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
given his "history" I'm shocked to see that he actually smiles...
I always picture him brooding in my mind.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 30, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
Nah.
He is just crazy.
Like me.
And probably hates everyone equally.
Like me.
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"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 30, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
crazy is an understatement.
didn’t he burn down churches and shit on top of the batshit crazy murder?
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 30, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
A few.
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"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 30, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
side note: if you're going to commit a serious crime.
Do it in Norway. 21 years for Murder and multiple arson? seems….light.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 30, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
21 years is the maximum sentence in Norway.
That is a fact. Everything else you or I want to say now is a spider.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
My reaction to a lot of things in the Lisbeth Salander books was kind of like that.
Baseball bat in bedroom could be a felony? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Also, why the hell would a Swede have a baseball bat?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
See also Swedish rape statutes.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
I can't remember the name of the game but they play a baseball esque thing
with a flat sided bat where you run the bases backwards
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
This sounds more right than the one below
I haven’t been to Scandinavia in 11 years though, so who knows
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 30, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions
Pesapallo
I’m not attempting to figure out how to input Finnish characters, so I’ve spelled it wrong.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pes%C3%A4pallo
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 30, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
He's kind of crazy, but evidence suggests strongly that he acted in self-defense.
Not sure about his personality outside the music. Black metal was a very short phase for me.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
As for the churches, I can't explain that one away.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know if you were joking or not but...23 stab wounds is an awful lot for self defense, no?
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 30, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
He ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife twelve times.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He fell down.
A lot.
On knives.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
His music is ok to me.
I don’t go out of my ti listen to it much at all.
I like to fish. I run the option. Crazy. Southeastern college football enthusiast. Heavy metal and Johnny Cash aficionado.
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 30, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
I go out of my way not to listen to it.
Too many bad associations, and there’s plenty of stuff in the same style made by people who aren’t white supremacist murderers.
Yeah felt weird to find out the associations after people recommended I listen.
Part of what turned me off, but I really didn’t like the music much either before.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
Forgive me for using understatement.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
This is basically how I feel today
Except I’m not jay cutler
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 30, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
MEANWHILE AT SMU.
Cheesy poofs!
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"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 30, 2012 12:47 PM EST reply actions
♬I love Cheezy Poofs,
you love Cheezy Poofs.
If we didn’t love Cheezy Poofs,
we’d be lame!
I’m talkin’ Night Court in its fifth season laaaaaaaaaaame.
♬
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That is C-USA's leading rusher for the past 2 seasons.
Some TCU fans think he is on roids or something.
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"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 30, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, June Jones has the conference's leading rusher?
My world makes less sense.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
Yes.
6’1" 230 former linebacker has 2,715 yards and 37 TDs the past two seasons combined.
Dudes a monster.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqK8NrylPxg
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"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
27.
27 derp.
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"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 30, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
You mentioned Night Court. Excuse enough for a gratutious picture of Markie Post?
I think so.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Pearl Necklace?
PEARL. NECKLACE.
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
But in TV Land she's forever in her 30s.....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
I loved her as Elliot's cougar-ish mom on Scrubs.
But what do you expect? When you raise up a young boy's hopes and then just crush 'em. Like so many paper beer cups.
When I was ALIVE!
/turned 24 in 1980
//best years ever
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 30, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
/hums ELO's opening track from Xanadu soundtrack
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
I think that was just the 70's in stoppage time.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe so
But still released August 1980!
/rode bike to Skillern’s to buy album for $3.99.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
Which means it was conceived of and filmed in the 70s.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
What gave it away?
Gene Kelly and Olivia Newton John doing roller disco?
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Complete with trippy rainbow vapor trails?
Yeah, that’s a big ol’ hint.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
1980 = 70's stoppage?
I heartily concur. The 80s didn’t begin until 1983.
/born in ’88
//still mean what I said
And Mrs. with a beer and I moved to the DC area in February 1983.
Ah the good times….
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 30, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
DENIED
Sampling og #1 songs from 1981:
I Love A Rainy Night – Eddie Rabbitt
Keep On Loving You – REO Speedwagon
Kiss On My List – Daryl Hall John Oates
Morning Train (Nine To Five) – Sheena Easton
Bette Davis Eyes – Kim Carnes
Jessie’s Girl – Rick Springfield
Endless Love – Diana Ross & Lionel Richie
Private Eyes – Daryl Hall John Oates
Physical – Olivia Newton-John <—- was #1 for 10 weeks, video featured aerobics and legwarmers
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
Exactly two of those songs are good.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I didn't say ANY of them were good
I’m just saying they’re all completely 80’s.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
SHE'S GOT BETTE DAVIS EEEEEYEEEEEEESSSSSSS
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
Fee Tines A Mady
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Jan 30, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Blondie released the single Heart of Glass in 1978
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 30, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
Hall and Oates released Rich Girl in 1977!
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Eddie Rabbitt-don't know enough about the song to render judgement
REO is invalid as an 80s argument before Wheels Are Turnin’ album (‘84)
Hall + Oates I’ll grant
Sheena Easton I’ll grant
Bette Davis Eyes-ehh ok
Jessie’s Girl-yeah
Endless Love I’d tack on to 70’s singer-songwriter genre
Physical I’ll grant
Point is, the late 70’s-early 80’s kinda run together as far as music+economic malaise+hair. A true delineation begins in 1983, with Thriller + post-New Wave coming to the fore, the beginning of the post-Volcker recession recovery, and Russia beginning its run of UGA-like Soviet Premiers while nuclear war was one diplomatic derp away
rec'd for Tawny Kitaen when she was hot
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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REO Speedwagon is the tits and you know it.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
/leans on hood of Firebird
//pops jean jacket collar
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
heh, yep!
that works, too.
i was thinking along the lines of Billy Madison.
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GTHTSUN
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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
YOU LEAVE ST. JACKIE ALONE.
actually that is a funny ass picture.
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I saw it on Spencer's Twitter feed.
I hope he bought it off ebay.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 30, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
$13.88!
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
"Duuh, hey!"
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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well
by CoastalCowbell on Jan 30, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
!!!!!!!!!!!
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HEADS
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
...maybe like ugly fat girl oatmeal tits.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 30, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
You know who listens to fat little girlfriends, right?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Texas Tech football players
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
WTF are those?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
oatmeal?!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
oh good you had same reaction as me
i don’t know what lumpy boobs look like. i don’t think i want to know
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
You be nice to Jack!
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
YOU CAN'T HANDLE KATHY BATES NUDE!!
Son, we live in a world with senior citizens. And those senior citizens have to be covered by clothes!
Free at last!
GAHH
FLAGGED…for dredging up the memory of Kathy Bates in the hot tub!
I always felt the DVD box should bear a large red label “Warning: Contains nude scenes of Kathy Bates!”
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
And Escape - the Pina Colada song - was #1 in 1980.
See my point above about 1980 being the 70’s stoppage time.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
I like watching shows from the 80's
the basic production value, big hair, heavily reverbed snares in the music.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
I had no idea
there were shoulders in that picture.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Me either....
I had to go back and look for them and the pearl necklace. I just happened to notice harry Anderson sitting there at that time.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
There's a picture of Skyline on my facebook feed.
Unfriend the person responsible for this abomination?
I, for one, am feeling good and hungry
Perhaps if the law thing doesn’t work out I will open LA’s first Cincinnati chili joint.
"I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting right now, I am using all of them." -- Ron Swanson
Hustle Belt -- for all your MACtion needs.
by thechuck_2112 on Jan 30, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
Depends....
How long have you known this person, and could they just be trolling you?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
Drop him STAT
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
Title
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 30, 2012 1:05 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
This is great on its own. Combined with your sig line, it's hysterical.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
excactly
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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dammit.
Hometown bar has Maudite on draft now..and i’m 250 miles away. Sad state of affairs.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 30, 2012 1:54 PM EST reply actions
Brief excerpts from the local weather report
Wed: Sunny and 70 degrees
Sat: Snow
Love ya, Va.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Yeah, that would have been decent if it were a sports car.
Honda CRV? Furk.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 30, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
He married Sarah Jessica Parker.
You expected him to have good taste?
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
Neigh
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions 15 recs
Ferris Bueller always enjoyed the horseplay.
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
She and Ferris were all in Cameron's head anyhow.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
The most disappointing part of Birds of Prey being asstastic
was wasting a still-getting-it-done Mia Sara as one Harley Quinzel.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 30, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
Gifs in need of a college football-related caption , pt. 1
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 30, 2012 2:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Morgan Newton, Mountain Road Trucker
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
DECIDED TRUCKING ADVANTAGE
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 30, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Photoshop a "Memphis" logo onto the truck.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
They couldn't get past the mile 50 marker
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
by cmill126 on Jan 30, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
No, the truck moved forward briefly.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 30, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Jordan Jefferson/Jarrett Lee QB tandem
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Jan 30, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Any ACC and/or big east game, in gif format.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 30, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Willie Lyles visits Autzen
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Uga LXVI
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
one more
The abridged history of Michigan State football in the fourth quarter.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 30, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Lavernius?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
THE COACHES ARE OUT THERE MOVING TRUCKS IN A MONSOON!
THEY’RE LEAVING THEIR DRIVERS ON AN ISLAND!!
Free at last!
CHOKING ON APPLESAUCE
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
Is that radio bit popular in Ann Arbor as well?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
That one is popular everywhere.
But “The kids are playing their tails off, and the COACHES ARE SCREWING IT UP” is my favorite, because it happened in Columbus.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
i actually just heard it for the first time this year, my mom played it for me
mike valenti is really obnoxious on detroit sports radio.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
How about simply: WIDE RIGHT
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 30, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
1st truck "Oklahoma Sooners", 2nd truck "Texas Longhorns"
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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FTFY
1st truck “Oklahoma Sooners”, 2nd truck “Texas Longhorns Oklahoma Sooners in BCS”
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Jan 30, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
2nd truck Texas Longhorns 2010
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
Wouldn't that have to be the fifth truck in memoriam for the 5 spot they put up?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
Texas is the Craig James of the Big 12?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
I thought that would be Purdue.
A spook tale Big 10 schools tell their children at bedtime to keep them in line.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 30, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
UGA Defense
ALL. THE. COLLAPSING.
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Tommy Rees Trucking
We deliver your packages ALMOST all the way
by MGoEcon on Jan 30, 2012 2:26 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
...
and then turn over.
Sighrec.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Two classes cancelled this week.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 3:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Strongly considering skipping econ tonight and getting 9 holes in
IT’S SO FUCKING NICE OUT.
/Won’t actually do it.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 30, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions
Well, bless their hearts, the Texas Loghorns made my day....
They have WVU on their football schedule.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
HELLUVA boost to our SoS.
MizzoU MAD?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Looks like we've got a FOOTBAW game agains the LOGHURMS on September 8.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 30, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
ERSTUN issa greyut TERN
Official athletic site still has Missouri listed for November 10, FWIW.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
Took me a moment to figure that out, ACS....
You channel ol’ Bawb so well.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 30, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
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