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THE POWER OF DROPSTARTER SAYS PREPARE FOR THE SUGAR BOWL

The fiery eyes of Oregon's DROPSTARTER are upon you. Do not make her tremble your hands or unsteady your grip with the disorienting power of her mind.

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The Sugar Bowl beckons. We'll be back to play along tonight, but the following should be helpful and enlightening while maximizing your Sugar Bowl viewing pleasure.

  • Bill C previews the game and says Michigan is a slight statistical favorite. The Magical Denard Robinson Football-Miracle-Conjuring Ass is our reason why we think he's good to go for a win tonight, but that really depends
  • Virginia Tech seems prepared in so many ways, however.
  • New Florida strength coach! He has a thick neck and sounds mean, and that's half of being a strength coach already!
  • Gobbler Country's preview is here. MGoBlog's quick preview and mockery of [NAME REDACTED] punting strategy is here.

We're massively behind on podcasting because our internet has been out since 7 last night, and doing it from a crowded coffeeshop is the height of dickery. Back on it tomorrow in one form or another, and see you tonight.

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There's no shame in

recording your podcast while sitting in your car in the parking lot of a coffee shop while bogarting their wireless signal.

#jktheretotallyisshameinthat

Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.

by PW and EDSBSMD on Jan 3, 2012 4:03 PM EST reply actions  

and I just placed a bet on the Iowa caucus....

…I have a problem

http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 3, 2012 4:11 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

I like it

not getting spidery at all, but what odds on whom did you get?

They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.

by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 3, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Bet under 24% voter turnout.

parlayed that with a trifecta of Santorum/ Paul/ Romney straight up. no odds.

http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 3, 2012 4:32 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

1. Santorum 2. Paul 3. Romney

No boxed bet.

http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 3, 2012 4:44 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Considering the field...

…this is the most reasonable selection and I think Paul will get the college kids to get and vote.

http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 3, 2012 4:48 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah. he had an operation up and running there in 2000 and 2008.

Easy to kickstart that kind of machine when vote time comes around.

by SEC Supremacist on Jan 3, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

And if you wind up being right...

I might be asking you for some stock tips…

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Flip them around...

That would be my prediction for tonight.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Same:

1. Romney
2. Paul
3. Santorum

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 3, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

We could maybe make one

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Well we could give it a different name

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he means the copyrights on the "Every Day Should Be"

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Oi.

1) I think the point of such a site would be “look at politics in the most ridiculous manner we can”. Don’t see why the partisanship of the owner of a parent company, which is very hands off, would matter.

2) Trademark, not Copyright. Drives me nuts when people make that mistake, sorry

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

any website that hosts the ham sandwich would probably be ok with a spiders blog

Every Day Should be Spiderday?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta disagree.

No matter how well-meaning we’d all be about this, eventually tempers would flare, nerves would fray, and on-line friendships would be ruined. It’s one thing to have our occasional blow-ups over football, bourbon, or barbecue and get back to the dick jokes. It’s quite another when you’re talking about people’s political philosophies or religion.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 3, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

The cult of Bo BROOKS NO INSULT

BOW TO THE EMPTY TROPHY CASE

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Bow or bomb? It all depends on your point of view.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 3, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Rec'ity rec rec

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm torn. You're probably right though

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I see what you mean

I’m used to taking slings and arrows for my views at college (whoops for mentioning that), so I consider myself to have a thick skin. That said, it could easily get out of hand.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

This

Politics, like football can be fascinating, strange, frustrating, and utterly entertaining. People take it very seriously though, and it tends to bring out the worst in people a lot quicker (Harvey Updyke notwithstanding).

by Mango Stasi on Jan 3, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Co-sign

if you want an example of how a place like that can take a rapid turn south, check out the NDNation political board. Then turn and check out the comments at either HuffingtonPost and DailyKos. Now, imagine persons from both places firing back and forth in full internet tough guy mode. Also, consider how hard it is to moderate a place like that, when there’s going to be all-out war between two sides. If one person deserves the banhammer, there will be pressure to swing it the other way so as not to show favoritism. Which will set off a new battle.
It’s a fun idea, but so fraught with danger and problems we’d best let it be.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 3, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm, I suppose I have too much faith in the EDSBS commentariat

Politics has certainly corrupted better, that’s for sure, so point taken.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

For example

imagine Phocion and BobGenghisKhan going at it with the gloves off.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 3, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Now that I think about it

After my college experiences I have pretty much mastered the art of political trollin’. So yeah, maybe not the best idea.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

The politics kind of fucks up the USC SBN site

Conquest Chronicles is run by a guy with teabaggerish views and he lets others of that type get away with too much and it really weakens that site, IMO.

by oc phil on Jan 3, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

So the losing candidates get Deez Nutz in their face?

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Bruins Nations reports:

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I miss Muppet Show so much

Is it bad to wish there was a (parody) news channel run by the muppets?

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

{comment eaten by spiders}

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

{comment eaten by spider hacker spiders}

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Played by Rooney Mara

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Rather damn well, I might add.

And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP

by Big Head Zach on Jan 4, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

The Onion but done with Muppets

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

ACS reports on the developing coaching staff situation:

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's Jeffrey Combs in drag I'm tellin' ya!

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

HES GONNA BE FINE ITS EXACTLY THE SAME AS COACHING THE SECONDARY

/hides behind desk

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This comment is exactly what saxattack and DevilGrad are talking about.

By using the word “teabaggerish,” you are reflexively using ad hominem to disparage a side you don’t particularly agree with, whether the insult was intended or not.

The discussion can only devolve further from there, without any sort of intellectual discussion whatsoever.

Political sites only work when the people on the site are like-minded. Otherwise, it ends up turning into a flame war.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Piffle.

I call teabaggers teabaggers and tree-hugging hippies tree-hugging hippies.

Just as I make as much fun of Michigan as I do other schools.

You just have to have the right attitude about politics, ie, burn all the things. Not many people share that outlook, however.

by Guynemer on Jan 3, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I try to be open to poking fun at anything & everything and not take stuff too seriously.

I fail…but I do try.

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with you in theory.

But people take politics so personally, what you or I might use as an off-the-cuff joke could be taken offensively.

Indeed, people do need to lighten up a bit, but on the Internet of all places, is that really going to happen?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

There are enough differences of opinion that you will see large flames regardless

if the intent is to lighten up or not.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

You know that

but others don’t. And then everything explodes

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 3, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Over/under on the number of people who give a fuck

186 — of which 97 work for CNN, MSNBC, or Fox News.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 3, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

"Well, Wolf, the Hokies are off to a 10-3 lead over on the other channel . . . "

" . . . and that has to be good news for the Romney campaign and the viability of their ‘punting is winning’ strategy. Meanwhile, in Waterloo, our embedded reporters just heard Newt Gingrich tell his staff, ‘Fuck it, we’re going deep’ and mumbling something about double PAC coverage. Back to you, Wolf."

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 3, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

"Santorum has gone full Les Miles and has a plan to win with 269 electoral votes

while sources in Lubbock tell us Michelle Bachmann feels a lead of 4 votes in Florida is sufficient. He said any more and she may as well be one of those liberals that runs up the tally."

by SEC Supremacist on Jan 3, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

"Meanwhile, we're hearing that Ron Paul . . . "

“. . . may drop out of the race to become the new, permanent Big XII commissioner. Apparently, his views on maintaining a minimal defense really resonated with most of the league.”

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 3, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

You'd really love the UK

You can get a prop bet on just about anything going on in parliament from Ladbroke’s.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 3, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Too risky

I just use their services to wager on American Idol and win handily most years.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 3, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope you know how the Iowa Caucus works.

Most people don’t seem to. Not like normal primaries.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I never knew about the individuals giving speeches on behalf of the candidates thing until this year

That’s crazy stuff. I’m not sure whether I like it or dislike it.

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 3, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

They generally don't. Or at least didn't in '08

(I worked a caucus for a candidate then). People spread out into their groups, then groups below a certain threshold split up and went to their second choices. Then everyone was at their final choice, people were tallied, and left.

by SEC Supremacist on Jan 3, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

The Democratic Caucus method...is...bizarre.

The Republicans is more of a straight up vote. The Democratic one is a process of elimination.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah and you have deals on the dem side

As to whom you’ll support if you’re not viable. In 2004 Kerry had deals with all the candidates but Dean and Kucinich to support each other if that happened.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jan 3, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I participated in the 2004 Dem caucuses

I went to Grinnell in Iowa and was a big Kerry guy. It was crazy, and the Dems are even crazier because you have to get 15% in a district to get any delegates.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jan 3, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

RUTHERFORD! B! HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 3, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

TEAPOT DOME PAWWWWLLLLLLLLL

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

BULL MOOSE PARTY SPEED.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

You rang?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Grinnell?

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 3, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

BTW, while we're at it, is there anyone from Pomona College hereabouts?

It seems like just about every other little liberal arts college my kid is even considering has a couple of representatives in the House of EDSBS.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 3, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Care to list the colleges?

Wonder if he is considering my alma mater.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

It's an evolving list . . .

. . . and probably not fair to him to name too many names, but Davidson and Kenyon (both of whom have sizeable EDSBS contingents) are consistently on it.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 3, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Interesting

While I can’t speak for the tiny liberal arts college experience, friends at them (including Davidson) have high praise.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Correct me if I am wrong but

don’t these types of schools currently has issues with the finding of the JERBS?

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount

by Irishjugg on Jan 3, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends on what you're looking for

Yeah, if you racked up $200,000 in loans for a humanities degree and refuse to work in anything but that specific degree with only low-paying entry jobs, it’s rough. Otherwise, it’s obviously bad now, but so it is for most people.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

You could be a math major then teach at swanky private high school in Savannah and even coach football!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

What kind of dumbass would do that?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

who knows

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Must be a masochist- you know, the kind that voluntarily roots for Cleveland sports teams

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

it is voluntary for you?

and here i thought it was in your blood.

poser.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, some people choose harmful addictions

doesn’t mean the withdrawal is any worse

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Has more to do with the Major

Went to a small liberal arts college. Had a great bio/chem/pre-med program (not that I was in). I think they all find jobs easy

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I doubt it would be any worse than any other school.

Even those smaller schools are going to have really good alumni networks.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 3, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends

I’ve had absolutely no issues with finding a job that I wanted- in fact, when I was interviewing in March/April, I had 4 second interviews and got 4 offers, and the Kenyon degree really helped that.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

If you don't want to sell your soul on the altar of investment banking or consulting it can be difficult

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I've steered him a bit that direction as opposed to your neck of the woods

First off, it seems to me that admissions there, beyond a certain point, are quasi-random. Secondly, I’ve reminded him that he will likely end up in graduate or professional school, and it seems very unlikely to me that any of the Ivies will close between now and the time he goes, so he can always go get his terminal degree at one.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 3, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I accept the fact that I was accepted as proof of darts at the wall as the means of admission.

That said, I would tell him to just give it a spin if he’s at least somewhat interested and see what happens. Also, by this point, if you feel like paying for the Ivy name in undergrad is a bit of an unnecessary expense, at least HYP have instituted no-loan financial aid, so they’re certainly financially competitive with the smaller schools.

Ultimately his choice, and I would imagine he’d find the giant research university as not for him if he’s picking Davidson or Kenyon.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

All this could change 100 times, and everything you say makes perfect sense to me.

We’ll see what he ultimately decides to do.

(FWIW, random selection seems to be at least partially in play at HLS as well. Either that or they run a “control group.”)

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 3, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

College admissions are such a big hassle

And of course the College Board (and the Kaplan, Barron’s, and other test-prep remoras) are just a giant money racket raking in the bucks because of this.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I am painfully aware of this.

We live in an area where the top college prep kids forgo Kaplan, et al., and head straight to private tutoring by the hour.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 3, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Reminds me of the New York City mother who sued a preschool for tuition

She wanted her $19,000 because she felt her preschooler wasn’t getting the proper preparation for an Ivy League school

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not *quite* that bad around here, but it's close.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 3, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

/rejected by all ivies

//shamefully attends Michigan

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 3, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

how dare you besmirch the name of the fine institute

which produced luminaries such as ted kacynzki, leopold and loeb, and dr. kevorkian.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You forget

law school classmates Michael Newdow and Ann Coulter.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 3, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck the ivies

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 3, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I should articulate

Since I do like a fair amount of people (historians mainly) who have come out of the ivies.

I’m not a fan of the way that the ivies are put on a pedestal in this country, just because of namesake.

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 3, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, Cornell is a State School for crying out loud. It's a mid tier SUNY

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

they do have better compensation plans for their athletes

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean I certainly understand the sentiment, so I'm not pissed

That said though the HATERZ defense is easy and tempting, so, so tempting.

/degree is only a piece of paper, so let’s chill

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

If it's Cornell, it's dual use two ply as well

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I honestly laughed when you posted that pic

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 3, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

having met some of the students at that fine institution

it’s totally a control group

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I went to the graduate university in the consortium

Does that count?

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 3, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I did not go there.

But I have two friends who did. Check the profile for the gmails if you’d like.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 3, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

The caucuses have been pretty good predictors for Dems

For the GOP, nah.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jan 3, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

WE HATE IOWA!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, Im fine with Iowa.

My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. |

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 3, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

The good doctor approves

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

No, man. Scroll. Scrolllll!

http://mgoblog.com/content/preview-sugar-bowl

We have a full preview. We just, you know, wrote shit afterwards.

www.mgoblog.com

by Misopogon on Jan 3, 2012 4:12 PM EST reply actions  

I’m shocked that Spencer thought that an article with fewer than 4,000 words could be the real MGoBlog preview.

by GCS on Jan 3, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

RE: gif

When did Mizzou change their colors to blue and white?

/causetheydroppedandbrokeatrophy

by SEC Supremacist on Jan 3, 2012 4:29 PM EST reply actions  

that's from the Gators NCAA BBall Champ Celebration

It was a fake trophy.
But kudos to Billy for the supreme trolling/lulz.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 3, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait...... I-73 will give people from Ann Arbor and Columbus a straight shot to my house.

STAY AWAY B1G PEOPLE

My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. |

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 3, 2012 4:41 PM EST reply actions  

WE ARE COMING FOR YOU.

Slowly.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 3, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

And with ranch!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

LOTS OF RANCH.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 3, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

/throws stick in the wheels of blanx's hoverround

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

/shakes fist at allicolls

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 3, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

/taunts with bourbon

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

/refuses to get off lawn

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

/Atlanta on fire again

Furk now we aint no braves games

My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. |

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 3, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

And they took our "gots" also.

My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. |

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 3, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

You make that sound like a bad thing.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Joe Schad is reporting that Dickey Betts may be in Virginia

But he’s heading back to Georgia, because Jenny is in Atlanta, and Atlanta’s burning down

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLBUCS

Scheduling an interview with Mike Sherman to replace Morris.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 3, 2012 4:44 PM EST reply actions  

He got jipped when he got axed by the Packers

Obviously it worked out for them, but he had one losing season and four playoff appearances in six seasons

Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.

by baetown415 on Jan 3, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Still would.

I just feel the need to leave this comment every time I see her, now. Mainly because I’m bored. But it’s still true.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 3, 2012 4:48 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions  

Staring contest every night.

My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. |

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 3, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

So this recruits parents be talking to Pirate fans.

They call him “Lukie”

My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. |

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 3, 2012 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

Does he live on the second floor?

Upstairs from you?
I think you’ve seen him before?

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 3, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah

My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. |

"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."

"But kind and gentle."

by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 3, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

OT - Any Bama/Southern folks seen Alabama Shakes live in the flesh?

The band. Not Pat Dye’s hands between the hours of 8am and 9am.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald

by videoartistknoxharrington on Jan 3, 2012 5:08 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

They played at Callaghan's not to long ago.

Apparently they’re very good live. I missed them that night and had a sad.

by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 3, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

no.

missed them when they opened for the truckers in t-town and then they sold out bottletree here in the ham before i got my tics. I’ve heard nothing but good things about the live show.

I’ll grovel, as I do.

by dirt sandwich on Jan 3, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

So the twitter post made me check on will hill found this article with quotes from spencer

Hill said he had never seen the tweets, and that he had stopped using his Twitter account months ago. The posts were being made from a BlackBerry; he said he doesn’t own one.

Hill’s agent, Darin Morgan, said they sent a cease-and-desist letter to the blog on the grounds that Hill’s account was hacked. Spencer Hall, the editor of the site, said he has yet to receive it and maintains the tweets were made by Hill.

“The account also mentioned visits to family in Jersey, visits with his children and was therefore either the most elaborate hack of a little-known football player ever, or him,” Hall wrote in an e-mail to The Star-Ledger. Hall said the account on Twitter followed numerous Florida players and interacted with them.

llinky

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 3, 2012 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

C&D may have been sent to SBnation office, maybe?

Seems the most likely thing to have happened if they really did send a C&D

If he did get hacked, his agents/lawyer could go to court and get the IP addy’s (and other necessary information) of whoever posted to the account. Wouldn’t be a very costly process.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

if you saw the feed the denial was stupid

also probably why he didn’t get drafted, not the feed but continuing to deny it. The NFL knows most college football players aren’t up for sainthood, but being stupid and then continuing to deny it isn’t going to impress anyone.

/also the article is old

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 3, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

That woman is Jeffery Combs from The Frighteners

“I’m doing this with the power of my mind!?”

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 5:39 PM EST reply actions  

For your downtime reading (which I will not have starting any time now)

How the SEC came to rule college football (Omaha World-Herald)

It’s easy to identify why the SEC is better. What’s more complicated is pinpointing what changed in the last decade. What prompted the surge?

Even the most sophisticated SEC observers aren’t exactly sure. It’s like looking at a strand of Christmas lights and trying to find the beginning.

But the SEC’s rise to powerhouse is no fluke. And the reasons behind it — the power sources — suggest that the gap between the SEC and its competitors may actually grow over the next five years.

by Narrow Right on Jan 3, 2012 5:39 PM EST reply actions  

The most sophisticated SEC observers made me think of this:

“Now remember, criminals prey on small town folk like us. So if anybody asks, we’re sophisticated millionaires from the Ozarks”

/homer’d

If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'.

by Idubbz on Jan 3, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

What if Iowa had somehow done well enough for a Sugar Bowl bid? (Lol don't worry about Iowa State)

Wonder how significantly the caucuses would have been affected with the Hawkeyes in a bowl game tonight

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 6:12 PM EST reply actions  

TEAM #NOPANTZ

I found our people! Something to watch while waiting on the game: No Pants Subway Ride

DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!

by Anthropologal on Jan 3, 2012 6:14 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, that's supposedly a big thing here in DC

I think this year’s is this weekend? Oddly, I’ve never been on the metro when they do that.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Rick Perry talking about pigs in a poke

Perry, A&M isn’t playing Arkansas tonight

Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 6:18 PM EST reply actions  

...

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Nutella is...okay

Best used on nilla wafers.

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Jan 3, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Nutella...candy?

"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."

by MacularDegenerate on Jan 3, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was sheep Aggies liked to poke

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

For Sparty and Dwag fans.

Pictures of the game taken by Scott Kelby and posted on his blog.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 6:24 PM EST reply actions  

Pizza and beer

Good Tuesday

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 3, 2012 6:32 PM EST reply actions  

I lowballed my New Year's Resolution so I should be able to meet it

It’ll be to decide to get the tat I’m considering or not

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 6:39 PM EST reply actions  

As with other aspects of life

I would give it considerable thought before applying a picture on a permanent medium

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

What if I get flesh wounds?

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I may be getting ready for volunteering in Tuscaloosa,

But I’m still ready for the Hokies tonight. Built this after Christmas for all of my team’s smaller tools. GO HOKIES!!!!!
Photobucket

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 6:43 PM EST reply actions  

coming down to T-town?

building homes I presume?

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed.

Jan 8-14th, with other folks from my college.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

cheers my man thanks for the help

be sure to swing by Houndstooth and Egans for a beer

and you really should try Dreamlansds if just to say you went

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

And then try Archibald's for something better.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

indeed

Dreamland is more the “T-town staple”

we all know it’s overrated but it’s part of the town

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Weather.com has a comp generated rendering of the tornado on their front page

Even though it’s it bright colours and what not, it is absolutely terrifying.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

the insanity of the Alabama tornadoes happening in 2011

was the amount of technology involved – people with camera phones and all these detailed reconstructions by meteorologists you can literally relive the damn thing on the internet in 50 different ways

it’s fascinating but it’s also your home

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Very true. And it understandably hurts...

The hope is all of this data will cause a manifold increase in our understanding and hopefully save lives in the future

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

absolutely

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Go Hokies! Beat Blue!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

You my boy Lew!

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

The Glorious State of Alabama can kiss my ass

Suck on it puritanical laws on alcohol content!

got home from work to find lovely little box from half time beverage

We drinking fancy tonight y’all!

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 6:47 PM EST reply actions  

I thought that bill was passed

Over the strenuous objections of Alvin “What’s wrong with the beer we got” Holmes?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

hehe it has but it's been slow going

due to Alabama restrictions on how big the bottle can be

so Bama misses out on some specialty brews

like Dogfish head Pangea – which I got bitchez!

along with Rogue oakmeal stout AND Rogue double chocolate stout

AND Raisin D Dogfishhead

,,,,and an Abita Restoration cause I felt bad about not getting something from the south

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Well that is some dumb stuff

Do they really think that underage kids are waiting for this bill to be passed so they can get smashed on growlers of double IPAs?

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

meh it's Baby steps with the Sweet Home

we’ll get there eventually

we’re like christian converts right now, everyone is going bat shit over some tasty beer

salut mofos!

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you, sir

For enlightening this feeble mind to the works of master orator Alvin Holmes. His beautiful use of anaphora by repeating the phrase “drank pretty good” within the speech lends it a very dignified air.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

well I'm all about culture and class

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

mmmm

/prefers the 90 minute

Didn’t Fearless Leader once, in a digital viking, describe the 90 minute as being motorboated by a buxom harlot of hops?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

sold out sadly

but it is a six pack of 60 minute which I’ve only encountered in North Carolina, and a liquor barn in Louisville

though you can get it on tap in Destin

I don’t know shit about Delaware but they get my seal of approval based on Dogfish Head alone

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit

Rumors that Osweiler might try to follow Mazzone to UCLA for a year. Of course, this is brought to you by the same asshole who said that Petersen was a real possibility and based on him getting into a grad school at UCLA that ASU doesn’t have. So really, Osweiler to Wazzu.

by bruinM on Jan 3, 2012 6:54 PM EST reply actions  

talk about a neck snapping whip from moroseto optimistic to morose again

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Rumor also has it that he's tall.

Perhaps taller than 6 foot 7, but probably not any taller than 6 foot 9.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 3, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Going back to spidery things for a sec

I just saw the Craig James Senate commercial…

I’m lost. Is this an ad for Rick Perry or an ad for Craig James? Cause he talks more about Perry than he does James.

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 3, 2012 7:09 PM EST reply actions  

He's trying to get Perry elected

because he’s been promised a pardon for any and all street walker murders which may or may not have taken place.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

I like your way of thinking

That probably explains everything then.

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 3, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

"Look, he's from Texas! I'm from Texas! Vote for me!"

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

KillaB is in the building.

Just got off work. Wolverine gear. Check. Case a brew. Check. Comfortable couch. Check. Popeyes chicken. Check.

Lets do this thing!!!

by KillaB43 on Jan 3, 2012 7:10 PM EST reply actions  

Mike Lew, someone told me another math pun joke today...

Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

Ooohhh, I like that one

Because Oct 31 is the same as Dec 25

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep, got it.

Is that joke common among math people?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not a rare one-

generally told by non-math people who understand a little bit of math though. Ours are even stranger- the GF’s sister’s fiance is a math PhD student, we got in trouble for making cracks that only the two of us laughed at over Christmas

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Did they put seat covers on some of the seats in the Georgia dome?

I see quite a bit of yellow and orange

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

Derp

Superdome.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Yay...town had their graveyards vandalized on Christmas Day...*sighs

tunes out local news

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

Oh and verahe headstones are 900 pounds? Well hell no they didn't overturn them alone

Unless it was The Hulk

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

#baconator2012

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"Sizzle we can believe in"

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It would be a piece of cake

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

not enough there to appease the corn lobby

if it were corn instead of chicken, you could be sure

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

KFC owns Pepsi though.

And you know you’re going to wash that Double Down down with a tasty Pepsi corn drink. They’re salty as hell.

/ashamed to have tried one.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 3, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Corn Syrup, etc

Corn is in fucking everything!

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

High Fructose Corn Syrup*

Had to check my can

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

as many licensed carcinogens as you can legally cram into one drink

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He probably is. Personally I'm in #TeamFuckItI'llDrinkAnyway

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean you have to drink a lot of it

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Alar says hi.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 3, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

YUM foods? I dunno

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Man Dawn Of Nations is gonna devour my January I can tell

“Sure I’ll level up X, X, & X to unlock Y to use Z” and I haven’t even started waging war yet.

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:22 PM EST reply actions  

WAIT X-2 WASN'T BAD ENOUGH THEY'RE MAKING XIII-2?

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, ACS??

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:23 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

seriously?

because getting only one game out of an engine just doesn’t pay off (this is also why console exclusives pretty much don’t exist anymore for anything expected to sell in the US at non-trivial levels unless bankrolled by one console maker or another). It costs too much.

But early reviews and previews look pretty good; if you generally liked FFs, XXIII-2 should be pretty good (as opposed to kind of silly ala X-2).

by drothgery on Jan 3, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

hated endlessly walking down corridors

but they did a nice spin on a turn-based combat system, game was pretty, and story wasn’t turrible.

by drothgery on Jan 3, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I would love to see a game where all the weakest characters in the series are collected.

Edward, Gau, Penelo, Hope, Zidane, Relm.

What evil will they face?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sin

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Edward is a weak character?

You die. You die and you go to hell.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

That spoony bard only exists for Tellah to yell at.

good backstory but be spends the majority of the game laid up in bed.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Relm has no story

but has highest possible magic rating in the game, hence something of a staple in late-game parties after spending some time killing dinosaurs.

by drothgery on Jan 3, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

thus metal gear solid 5: the movie/game/quicktime event

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Mmm hotties

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, they are.

All the Lightning? All the Lightning.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

no ps3

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I have neither

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

*complains about future Pandaren expansion on WoW* *still plays*

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably.

I mean, it can’t be any worse than XIII, can it?

by ElRocco337 on Jan 3, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

No, yes, fuck no, maybe

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

You wouldnt fuck a horse?

Also, the second one is kinda chubby

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not an A&M fan, SVP

Speaking of A&M fans, Jay & Silent Bob flashback “This sick fuck isn’t one of us he said he’d fuck a sheep!”

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, no, no, yes

I’m a sucker for red heads

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

No, please, tell me this is photoshopped....

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Definite no on #2

Cuase she’s a dead ringer for my friend’s mom.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 3, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

you aren't excited? i'm excited.

read that it will be less linear and more able to roam around some and explore.

plus i’m an addict. slap a final fantasy label on it and odds are i’ll be buying.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

seconded

though they’ve gotten progressively worse since 8

I miss my brooding pissed of protagonist

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

IT'S HIS FATHER? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BULLSHIT?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

look it just got weird

it started here

then went here

and finally here

AND THEN I realized it will never be the same

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

thirded

though they’ve gotten progressively worse since 8 6 (FIFY)

by drothgery on Jan 3, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked 8 & 9, Loved X

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

kind of have similar thoughts on X and XIII

oh-so-pretty (for their era), but hyper-linear even for an FF game.

by drothgery on Jan 3, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

PLZ MOAR BLITZBALL

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

PLZ MOAR TRIPLE TRIAD

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I played Blitzball for 2 months

until I won the Luca Cup. SO I COULD UNLOCK THE 2 SECONDS OF ANIMATION IN THE CUTSCENE.

I also recorded my match. On VHS

Predicting Penn State's Offensive Scripts since 2005!

by Kunza on Jan 4, 2012 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

dude everyone loves 6 the way everyone fawns over Crono Trigger

we know it’s the best but that doesn’t mean 7 and 8 weren’t amazing in their own right

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I hated 8

7, yes. 8, not so much. I also liked 9 so feel free to discredit my opinion.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 3, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I played through 9 three times

loved the item system

not invested with the characters like I was in others though

I mean the main character had a tail

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Combine IXs item system & Xs combat system

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I give them credit for trying new things

Even if they don’t necessarily work (like the draw magic system in 8, or the weapon upgrade system in 13) they’re willing to try something else.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 3, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I feel like they went too far in FX XIII

and you’re right they can’t have espers or materia in every single game…

that would be awesome

also Final Fantasy Tactics should not be forgotten

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

*though* that would be awesome

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

WHOOO CLOUD

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it sucked that summons were mostly worthless in 13

And the battle system didn’t quite work.

Loved FFT. Breaks my heart I can’t find that CD anymore in my collection.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 3, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

not gonna lie

never used summons much in any FF except IV; they took too long and/or cost too much in most of the others.

by drothgery on Jan 3, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

the only reason i still have my ps2 hooked up is so that i can play VI and chrono trigger on my ff anthologies and chronicles collection

i thought IX was just fun. the plot makes little to no sense and the bad guy is lame but some of my fav good guys. Vivi is one of my favorite characters.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

not gunna lie I've bought Chrono trigger for SNES, PS2 DS, Wii arcade

and it’s now available for the iphone fml

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Crono Cross was just sort of...

it’s own thing

I liked it but it can’t stand up to Crono Trigger

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess I want 2d...

using modern graphics/art. But make it 2d like the old games.

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

hey Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat went that route

and it worked out great

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Concuring.

Basically when they went to playstation they went downhill.
Tactics is pretty fun though…if a bit tedious

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

All I know about Final Fantasy

Is that there was that stage in Super Smash Bros that was really good from Final Fantasy.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm just ignoring Square until XV.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

RG3 in the house!

awesome

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:27 PM EST reply actions  

Fowler: "$5500 for a ticket to the National Championship Game? Let's hope that's more than $800 a point."

Troll hard, sir.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 7:27 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

hah yea I caught that

those morons paying top dollar should have reserved the right to pay face value in the preseason like the intelligent fans

$85 bucks to reserve a seat

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I may have to stop logging into chat on Kongregate

That site is full of a worse scourge than Youtube commenters…damn kids!

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:28 PM EST reply actions  

They just asked about RGIII looking like Andre 3K

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:28 PM EST reply actions  

Next award for RGIII: an Oscar

for saying he can’t wait to get back to Waco.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:29 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

On the docket and in the liver for tonight:

tasty.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:33 PM EST reply actions  

as stated earlier Dogfish 60 minute IPA

with a chance of Dogfish head Raison D etre

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll take this over any other beer tonight

except Belhaven’s Best. Hell, most any night.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

The evangelical slice

The guiltiest feeling slice of three-layer cake.

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

"We're not a third world banana republic"

“Shit can’t wear my Abercrombie & Fitch, now!”

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

Also, did y'all know there is another American Pie coming out next year

As well as Monsters Inc. 2 and I Robot 2

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

They've put out threeve American Pie's straight to DVD

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure what the hell. Same for I Robot 2

I won’t be paying for any of them so fuck it.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Shia Lebouf is aging fast. I blame Megan Fox

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

He will always be Louis Stevens to me

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I had forgotten about that show & Lizzie McGuire

What happened to every freaking other person on those shows?

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

they all married kevin kline

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

None of them were in Phoebe Cates league, sir

And SVP, umm not even touching that comment

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I just wikied... Apparently the female lead went on...

to voice a bunch of Final Fantasy characters…which means this thread has folded over on itself…

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I love that guy

(sniff sniff) Why is it so dusty in here

by KillaB43 on Jan 3, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

makes me feel guilty for rooting for VT

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I just got home and that was on.

Baaaawwwww, football for his Mom. :( But amazing she fought 10 years with Stage 4.

by wazzu93 on Jan 3, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

so you're a hokie tonight?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Was there any doubt?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I just wanted to be sure.

We’re a brotherhood here.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

GO DWAGS

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

GO ARKANSAS LITTLE ROCK

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

Who are they playing?

Arkansas is playing the mighty Savannah State tonight

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

UK. and beating them.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Lolz go ARKANSAS LITTLE ROCK!

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck the University of Arkansas Last Resort!!!!

Fuck you Steve Shields you assbag!! And fuck that Jolly Green Giant Joe Klein!!

by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 3, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey hey Arkansas Pine Bluff is the University of Last Resort

Or maybe Arkansas-Monticello

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Harvard is Legit this year

The way Mid-Majors make deep tournament runs is through great defense, and Harvards definately got that. Anyway, I could see them getting a 5 seed maybe even a 4

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I want Harvard to pull a Princeton & go to Final Four

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah Penn. And yeah 1979 Final Four

The Larry Bird vs. Magic’s Michigan State vs. Sidney Moncriefs Arky vs. Penn

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Assuming we put away Fordham, I don't forsee conference play posing too much of an issue

4 or 5 seed would actually make my head asplode, but in any case, expectations are high

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If they go undefeated, theyll probably end up in the top 10

Which should land them a 5 seed at least, even without that many great wins

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

so small, yet so apropos

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

they got angry with schools who weren't taking their phone calls

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

leaving work now

catch you on the flip side

"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"

by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 3, 2012 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

are those new UM jersies?

the shoulder stripes seem different to me. and the yellow outline around the numbers.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:48 PM EST reply actions  

i dislike the special sugar bowl jerseys greatly

at least the shoulder stripes are on the shoulders and are not tank top strap looking

by willbechampions on Jan 3, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

God, what the fuck CNN

The only reason to watch this is for the holograms, WHERE ARE THE HOLOGRAMS! HELP ME WOLF BLITZER, YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE!

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 7:48 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Tough times, man

They had to cut back on the super-cool technology

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Suave!

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

someone needs an adult?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

KSP

I’m limiting myself to one attempted Mun landing tonite.

/6 hours magically pass
//12 beer disappear

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 3, 2012 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

big shoutout to the double fisting Blue fan

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

yeah

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh boy.

ILOLlinois.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

/HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

YAIS

We have the return of TAH-NOO-TAH BLITZ

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

PRESEASON LEADERS DIVISION FAVORITE FOR 2012

THE PURDUE UNIVERSITY BOILERMAKERS

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 3, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ha.

no.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, OSU doesn't count

Wisky is losing their QB and has a coach who doesn’t know how to manage a clock
Penn State will be a smoking ruin
Indiana LOL
Illinois LOL

Purdue ought to finish second, at worst.

by Guynemer on Jan 3, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I love election years.

I’m a junky for CNN coverage and the Daily Show Indecision stuff.

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

Wolf Blitzer is one of my favorite names ever

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

got this for christmas

LEWIS CHESSMEN YO

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh?

Oh, that thing with the people on it.

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I recommend you let the Wookie win

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ok I'm losing tv to other family member

They are watching Hogs squeakyfoul

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

No we're playing a team much much worse than UCLA tonight

God this will be a laugher

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Savannah.State

./drops mic

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha

I actually just watched the 1995 SEC Championship between UK and Arkansas a couple days ago (because we do stuff like that in Kentucky) (no seriously that shit’s on 100% of the time on some obscure channel here). That Thurman mofo could stroke it.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 3, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Arky won NC in 1994 & runner-Up in 1995

Those were the days =)

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Wish you fuckers would come back already

Someone needs to get the SEC West up & caring again.

I’m hoping kwanzaa martin at Tennessee can be as annoying and disagreeable and good as Bruce Pearl

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 3, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

if he's anything like Sandra Lee, I have high hopes

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

God the SEC West in hoops has been worst major conference basketball this past decade

It isn’t even debatable. When a 17 or 18 win Mississippi State is consistently the best…you got issues.

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It's really quite embarassing

There’s actually a LOT of basketball talent in the deep south. Antonio McDyess, Monta Ellis, Al Jefferson, Travis Outlaw were all Mississippians who played in the NBA off the top of my head. There’s probably twice as many from Louisiana and Alabama. Apathy is the only excuse.

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by Old South on Jan 3, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think they surrendered to you & Florida

We had to burn our foundation down & get rid of our legendary coach. And next two hires didn’t get it done.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

my heart is in my throat

I’M SO EXCITED/NERVOUS

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

Calm down

The Iowa results wont be in for a while

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The media really loves the caucus.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck states that move theirs up early to try & be more important

Arkansas I think is going back to May, where it should be!

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

ME TOO

goddamnit i hate this super long pregame show. i just want the game to start already

by willbechampions on Jan 3, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

OH SHI-

Kickoff in Iowa, let the games commence

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

Are we having an Iowa Caucus open thread?

I didn’t expect that here.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 3, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

saving that for the cotton bowl, presented by the Butthurt Report Subcommittee

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

All K State & Arkansas fans have filed in tiplecate

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

triplecate*

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

triplicate

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

triple cake?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No thanks.

We wanted the ACC champion.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

We wanted a team that was fat & happy or had given up.

Not happy & wanting to play hard.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm hoping Arkie and K-State play at 110% on Friday, with everyone going "now that was a game."

I’d prefer that we win but a memorable game is always more fun than a snoozer.

But tomorrow at 7 pm remember to root for K-State over the icky Jayhawks.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Everyone should hate KU, just in general principle.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

/must wait a few years until it can be us

//as per the bylaws require a K-State/Syracuse bowl game every decade

by drothgery on Jan 3, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I might watch parts of the Sugar Bowl online

I’m equally curious about Iowa and my Dawn Of Nations upgrades as well.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

You're fucking right.

Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.

by Spencer Hall on Jan 3, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Election coverage is always entertaining

And not spidery if we avoid the issues and just discuss presentation and who is winning or losing in a game sense.

Apparently half of Iowa didn’t change their choice since before December.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The polls were rigged?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell I would

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Northwest Ordinance

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

FOR THE WIN!!!

Loved growing up with all those straight roads in Northern Indiana!

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 3, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Honest to Pete, I think I could drive from India-noplace to South Bend,

with cruise control, The Club, and literally sleep the whole way

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

and end up in Gary

HOORAY

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yeah, probably, except you have to watch out for horse and buggies in certain counties.

Nothing wrong with a nice straight, wide-enough-for-2-cars lane, though.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 3, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget the correction lines on the N/S roads.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck driving behind people from Iowa

God one day I was heading home behind a couple from there. They saw a sign going “Crooked & steep next 20 miles” and slowed to 15 MPH

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

we westerners do that to

why not? One decent spot for a city plus a lot of empty space / desert that will later be paved over into suburbia makes a decent county, right?

by drothgery on Jan 3, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

NEIN!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I may have sung the opening bars to it after leading my team to victory in Pictionary

Then remembered I hate those guys and that song.

Also, if you are dating a Buckeye, don’t sing that song while around her. It goes badly.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 3, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

You got punched in the balls, didn't you?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Made to sleep on the couch.

I really only got 3 bars out of the song before she figured out what I was singing.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 3, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

You got off light, brotha

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Want to know the lyrics I learned for that song?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Going to teach my son soon

So, wise commentariat at what age does “Hail to the Circle Jerkers” become appropriate?

"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"

by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 3, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Or, only in front of school teachers from Ohio or ones that are ND fans

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

They go to the same school as a certain purple-faced coach's kids

So I think we should be ok.

"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"

by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 3, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Bottom of the page,

here. I never heard the “Flies and Maggots” verse before, though

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

GT's is better

and that’s giving the ACC credit for something

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

ok, so im just going to ask...

but did anyone else see the disclaimer at the beginning of the “biography” section of Craig James wikipedia page?

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Jan 3, 2012 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

enlighten us

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

presented without comment

And I Quote

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Jan 3, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Not to pick nits but

Can you click the open link in new window when posting links? If you don’t it takes you away from this page and you lose your spot in the comments. Totally annoying and happens here a lot.

by wazzu93 on Jan 3, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, i realized that as soon as i hit enter

my apoligize

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska

by alex henery's foot on Jan 3, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Or just practice right click, open in new tab to avoid that issue.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 3, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

corn fondue sounds foul

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I'll bust out my scotch tonight.

as in, right now.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

AUGH that wont work either!

I have authorized my ESPN account multiple times for remote access to ESPN3. But for some reason it is saying it wont let me on!

I HATE YOU ESPN!

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

He needs some Boogie in him

And Boogie needs some Darius in him

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 3, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

And the Kings need a new coach

Or a front office that doesn’t pull stunts like they did

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Both!

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 3, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

shift+a

Sure is a lot of empty seats in the Benz. You’d think these fanbases would travel better.

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#firecraigjames

by WatsonTiger on Jan 3, 2012 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

tourists.

lol @ the idiots that probably took the streetcar to the dome

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#firecraigjames

by WatsonTiger on Jan 3, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Psh, fucking tourists.

WAIT YOU MEAN THAT THERE’S MORE TO NEW ORLEANS THAN BOURBON STREET? BWA???

by SuperJew on Jan 3, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

MORE THAN ONE CAFE DU MONDE?

WAT

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#firecraigjames

by WatsonTiger on Jan 3, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Psh, tourists

/has been to New Orleans for exactly 14 hours, in which after eating something delicious somewhere in the french quarter for dinner, I stumbled up and down bourbon street, then went to Cafe du Monde in the morning then left with one of the worst hangovers ever

by bruinM on Jan 3, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh come on Fordham

We start slow, but we shouldn’t be down this far into the 2nd half

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

Holy fucking christ

Does Iowa have a huge luddite movement? Because this sounds like the process hasn’t changed since fucking 1826.

YET THEY’RE HIP WITH THE BLACK EYED PEAS!

I GOTTA FEELING!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

From Wikipedia
In the Republican caucuses, each voter officially casts his or her vote by secret ballot. Voters are presented blank sheets of paper with no candidate names on them.8 After listening to some campaigning for each candidate by caucus participants, they write their choices down and the Republican Party of Iowa tabulates the results at each precinct and transmits them to the media.9 In 2008, some precincts used a show of hands 10 or preprinted ballots.11 The non-binding results are tabulated and reported to the state party, which releases the results to the media. Delegates from the precinct caucuses go on to the county conventions, which choose delegates to the district conventions, which in turn selects delegates to the Iowa State Convention. Thus, it is the Republican Iowa State Convention, not the precinct caucuses, which selects the ultimate delegates from Iowa to the Republican National Convention. All delegates are officially unbound from the results of the precinct caucus, although media organizations either estimate delegate numbers by estimating county convention results or simply divide them proportionally.

WUT

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

That makes no damn sense

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

EMPTEE SEATZ IZ BECUZ NO SEC TEEM.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:13 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

PAWWWLLLLL

THEM YANKEES DONT KNOW NOTHIN’ BOUT NO FAN-DANG-O

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

They're pulling a Northwestern

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

They could have put the game on Friday. Our's is.

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

They've been spreading out BCS games for 5 years.

They don’t want them on weekends. They want a game on every day from New Year’s to the title game.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 3, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

No game Thu.

Cotton Bowl Fri.
bbva bowl on Saturday.
godaddy bowl on Sunday.

They don’t plan well with BCS bowls, if the goal is a game a day from 1/1 to “championship”

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I still don't get why there are two shitty bowls right before the championship.

I always thought it used to be progressively better games ending with the NC.

by wazzu93 on Jan 3, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep it doesn't make sense.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Ran out of room at the beginning of the calendar?

Then again, I don’t know why they can’t play two games on Dec 22.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, this.

Thanks for cramming 4-5 decent to really good games on the same day instead of stacking the crappy games early.

by wazzu93 on Jan 3, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

They've been putting filler bowls in before NC for a few years now

It was International Bowl/GMAC Bowl before.

At least the GoDaddy bowl should be damn fun

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

You expect ESPN to make sense?

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

no bowl on thursday, but they put two crappy bowls up against NFL playoffs.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

NFL Playoffs would only ever get beaten in ratings by

An orgy featuring Allison Brie, Scarlett Johannsen, Anne Hathaway, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, etc

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

C'mon, Michigan DM, you could've hit that backbreaker w/the plume.

Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.

by Super C on Jan 3, 2012 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

apparently a badass band.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

the fuck is this "band?"

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

K State's chances of winning are

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

/bacon.jpg.

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bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

"Chicago Maroon" is a very nice way of saying "rust."

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

OHOHOHOHOHO

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 3, 2012 8:20 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

they're gonna have to pump in crowd noise like they do at carolina basketball games

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

By the way:

It figures that UK would block the one jump shot which is the toughest to block on our team but leave that flaming hot IU shooter wide open as a trailer.

by SuperJew on Jan 3, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

They needed that game

God did they ever need that game. I thought the refs handed it to them on a platter (and still do) but liked it anyway because I thought the loss would wake Kentucky the fuck up (although it hasn’t so far), and an Indiana resurgence is good for our rivalry with them.

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 3, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Pity the Dome replaced the different colored seats with plain gray ones.

In past years it was harder to tell when it was empty.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

HA HO I TELL YA WHAT THESE TEAMS TRAVEL

THAT’S WHY I CALL THEM TRAVELERS.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 3, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Nope.

Michigan and VT are both paying the Sugar Bowl at least $200,000 to be in this game because of unsold tickets. I suspect that the actual dollar amount is higher.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

All the tickets are sold, but you can still buy tickets on Stubhub at least.

Prices are starting to be reasonable.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

....are you serious?

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

They were $15 a couple of days ago, so not a shocker.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

So what's the score of the Tulane game?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sounds like it.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 3, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Hokies!

Photobucket

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 8:22 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

silly hokies using deadfall camo in the desert

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I'm for Michigan.

Feels kinda dirty.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

I got points on Michigan. We'll be ok

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome aboard!

We have cake!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Bad allicolls!

No cake for you!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm just so confused by a non-SEC Sugar Bowl.

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by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Now you know how we felt last year with TCU in there,

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by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think Michigan is just better this year.

Denard Robinson & all

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Why?

My only beef with Virginia Tech is that their rejection gave us Missouri.

Actually I’m quite livid about that.

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Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 3, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

With no dog in the fight at all, Michigan's more fun I guess?

I unexpectedly found myself cheering for the fighting Denards in that crazy Notre Dame game, so I guess I’m staying with it.

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by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Y u mad tho?

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

He’s wearing Birkenstock clogs, for fucksake.

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by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Muahahahahahahaha.

They’re your problem now!

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

/belks

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by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

You see, they're not wearing shirts because of the sweltering southern weather.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh god, never Louisville.

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by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

If the SEC had added Louisville

I think we would have 51 states in the Union. Kentucky and “The State of Fern Creek Louisville”

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

for the record

In the bizarre alternate universe where New York State has good high school football and so a second team worthy of being in an AQ conference, I’m totally okay with them being the same conference as us.

by drothgery on Jan 3, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

But Virginia Tech wouldn't come without Virginia

And Virginia would be a great SEC scho-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

"I know he can block shots but I didn't think he was a shot blocker"

“There is a difference between a shot blocker and someone who sometimes blocks shots”

Who the fuck is announcing this?

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

GEAUX BLUE GEAUDDAMNIT

Death is the only great adventure I have left. - Capt. James T. Hook

by TFish on Jan 3, 2012 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

How many of the Notre Dame-Michigan 2011 clips?

All. All of them.

Excuse me while I get blackout.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

So, um, I'll talk to you tomorrow?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I keed.

I have to be good tonight.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

later folks.

see you at halftime, perhaps

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

I'm sick of the "I SCORED A TOUCHDOWN I'M GONNA PANTOMIME EATING"

I didn’t think I’d find something that I hated more than the 3-goggles in basketball. I was wrong.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 3, 2012 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

/shitload of hot air on CNN

THAT MICROPHONE IS NOT FUCKING FURRY ENOUGH

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

Also, ESPN gets 6 gold stars for using Dr. John

They get a one-day stupid pass from me

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#firecraigjames

by WatsonTiger on Jan 3, 2012 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

HAIL! TO THE VICTORS VAILIANT

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

HAIL! HAIL! TO MICHIGAN! THE LEADERS AND BEST!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

HAIL! TO THE CONQUERING HEROES

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not as bad as USC and others, they just play the hell out of it.

But I don’t really care who wins so I’m rooting for the hideous colors team. :P

by wazzu93 on Jan 3, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Every team plays the hell out of their fight song.

Some are just more noticeable because they’re more unique.

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 3, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Begs to differ.

Wazzu doesn’t-oh wait, that might be because we don’t score or get first downs.

by wazzu93 on Jan 3, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Good god please get those

colors off of my tv.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

by dubveeyou on Jan 3, 2012 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

Pac-12 crew tonight

I’d recognize those glasses anywhere

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

Wait that dude again?

/only following this game through EDSBS tonight

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 3, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

OH SHIT I HATE GLASSES MCFUCKFACE

HOW DID HE GET THIS GAME?

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 3, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He tried to vote for third party candidate in Flprida in 2000

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

OSUWife just asked me, "What are Virginia Tech?"

Me: “The Hokies.”
She: “What the fuck is a Hokie?”
Me: /shrug

by Guynemer on Jan 3, 2012 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

A castrated turkey.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

A castrated turkey

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And that's a hive.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

tonight they are playing the role

of over-rated football team

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

by dubveeyou on Jan 3, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

PAC-12 REFS!

Get ready for

ALL THE HOLDING
ALL THE PASS INTERFERENCE
ALL THE PERSONAL FOULS

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 3, 2012 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

HOW DELIGHTFUL

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Holding?

Michigan hasn’t seen a holding call in 10 years.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

SMART BOARDS

SMART BOARDS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:30 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

DON'T FORGET POSITIVELY

Because CNN can apparently measure that

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I hear the election is going to be decided by Klout in 2012.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 3, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Ron Paul could pull this out. Young voters love him.

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

While I won't delve into spidery topics

Doesn’t Iowa have lot of passionate evangelical voters (who are likely social conservatives and vote for Bachmann/Perry/Santorum/etc)?

by Bus Crasher on Jan 3, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Santorum is third, Paul and Romney ahead right now.

So, yeah, this is actually a really interesting primary

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Frankly, I don't see any way Romney fails to win the primary

Anybody else seems to be “Flavor of the Month” at this point

by Bus Crasher on Jan 3, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Can we please stop all the Iowa caucus talk?

I know it isn’t spidery yet, but I like most of the people posting about it, and I don’t want to see you guys gone.

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by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

SO SAY WE ALL

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

REST. OF. THE. INTERNET.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to talk about the cool CNN shit god damnit

THEY HAVE SMART BOARDS THAT CAN THROW INFORMATION FROM ONE SCREEN TO THE OTHER

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

So do I

don’t care

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

tenth'd, or whatever it is by now

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

See also Hall comment supra

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 3, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

1 more source & cite till I'm done with law journal forever

and fuck to that shit, I say.

If a professor insults us by giving us an article lacking even a basic attempt at bluebooking and grammar, I reserve the right to give him an edit that lacks a basic attempt at civility or insight

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 3, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

As a non-law journaler

and as a person who had to “make up” his own citation rules for a lot of digital sources (seriously the prior version of Bluebook had NO guidance) I have no room to troll like that

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I recommend printing off a Yahoo! Answers thread and giving it to him.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

THIS IS GENIUS

WHY HAVE I NOT DONE THIS BEFORE

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 3, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Huckabee won because he was a minister at one point

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY YOU GUYS WANT LIVE IOWA UPDATES?

LOLJK

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 3, 2012 8:30 PM EST reply actions  

Wait

Don’t tell me ESPN is doing that in the game

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

It would be better than Tebow, NFL, or Penn State updates

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Energy engine?

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

Molk injured.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

SON OF A FUCKING WHORE

COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT DICKPUNCH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK

by Guynemer on Jan 3, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

So, straight to the hard liquor?

Straight to the hard liquor.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

So, um, I'll talk to you tomorrow?

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

No, I'll be ok.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

You're missing a "CHICKEN ASS SHIT!"

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by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

God, does ESPN know how does this commenting system works?

Also, they are now just trolling non-SEC fans nowadays.

by Bus Crasher on Jan 3, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I do what I can

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, bullshit. The snap was fine.

Robinson just dropped it. This will be a long night if they stay on his dick like that.

by Tracer Bullet on Jan 3, 2012 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

Jesus Christ on a crutch Savannah State is awful

We were ahead 21 to 9 before they finally hit a 3. They are also trying to out fast pace us.

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

Charlie is putting the old gang back together at KU

CBSsports article

Hired Rob Ianello (WR and Recruiting Coordinator) after Ianello went 2-22 at Akron as Head Coach.
Already hired is Ron Powlus as QB coach.

So is this a sound strategy for KU football?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

Christ on a cracker, that man is dumb.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That's all I needed to know.

KU being irrelevant in football is good.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

The mere fact that Weis is attempting it makes it obvious that it is not a sound strategy.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 3, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I read that as 'gangbang'

seems more apt

PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."

by Quack Patty on Jan 3, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

STRATEGIC. CALORIC. ADVANTAGE.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Michigan tackling looks like something I belk'd up.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions  

Good evening all.

Who do we pulling for in the Sugar Bowl?

by bevonyc on Jan 3, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

Hokies!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

chaos

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames

by WatsonTiger on Jan 3, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Yay!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

/gets shot

//continues speechifyin’

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 3, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

thread hits 1500 based on replies to fearless leader alone

I’m from Alabama it really doesn’t matter which way I vote

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

huh...was expecting political spider instant meltdown

must be the beer

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Frankly, I see absolutely no reason that my hard-earned dollars should

be taken by the government and given to the so-called “T. Rex community” so they can have free tools simply because they are too lazy to properly grow their upper limbs like the rest of us.

by Guynemer on Jan 3, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Glib political talk?

Here is a quiz about things Kim Jong-il is looking at. (Fo real. Has anyone ever been photographed looking at random stuff as often as that guy?)

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by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Here ya go!

“Carrot Juice Is Murder” by The Arrogant Worms:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Hokie fan said he was coming to T-town to do volunteer work

/immediately start cheering for Hokies

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

And Kenyon man-

Go Lords!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

wat

Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames

by WatsonTiger on Jan 3, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

DUMB HOKIE

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

That was delightful.

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by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

OH DEAR

PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."

by Quack Patty on Jan 3, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

Sometimes, you just gotta go down.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

HEYO!

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy crap dude, where are you going?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

Graduate of the Taylor Martinez school of emergency field position management, I see.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 3, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome!

BTW, your turn is up in WWF

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much.

I like to compete, it was a long break, and I accept all challengers

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Working on it.

Mane, Rev hate part-time preschool. Furk.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 3, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

You need to read Thujone from this past fall.

“Mane, Aggy hate bat purp” has become one of our favorite memes.

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

(Kyle Field actually has a bat colony in it that they can't get rid of,

and AD Bill Byrne has actually mentioned, in donation appeals, guano removal as an expense in the athletic budget.)

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 3, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

can't get rid of or wont?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't remember if the Mexican Freetail Bat is a protected species

Or they don’t want to look like assholes gassing thousands of bats, but for some reason they can’t get rid of them. Me, I love bats because they eat fucking mosquitos.

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 3, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

well i'm with you, but i don't think you can exterminate bats

we had bats in the sorority. we weren’t allowed to kill them. made for some uh, interesting nights.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

or at work

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

texas does it to me

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

work? hahahaha, no one here in Hawaii actually works.

or at least, that’s the impression I get most of the time.

//And kids only get on the computer when everything else is closed.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 3, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

fine fine fine, like in the car as you go to class

or next to mormons.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Erm, Hokies?

You go this —→ way.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Not when you have Mike Martin trying to eat you.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Your goal is the other way

Hokie

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

by dubveeyou on Jan 3, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

AND IT GETS BETTER!!!

PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."

by Quack Patty on Jan 3, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

Best way to follow a 20 yard loss

Is with a false start!

It's a time for egg nog and tequila.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 3, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Five more yards the other way

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"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
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by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

2nd and Goal from the 31 is some Cleveland Browns-type shit, Hokies

No, that’s not a complement

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

Cleveland Browns-type shit

perfectly describes the Hokies’ unis last bowl game

by BroccoliD on Jan 3, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

2nd and goal from the 31.

LUNCHCOLLAR

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 3, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

Wait, what?

I looked down, then I looked up and VT’s on the 31 yard line, yet the graphic says “2nd and goal”. WTF?

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by The Missing T on Jan 3, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

saw the same, third and goal from same.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 3, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

LET'S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions  

I missed it - what happened to Rimington Award Center Man from Michigan?

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 3, 2012 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

/has much sad

David Molks “Hate everything” philosophy is an inspiration to me.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 3, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Yo Nick, you watch the squaredy ring stuff. What was your reaction to the big return last night?

I got goosepimples!

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by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

Can I bitch about Lance Armstrong? Ok I will

at worst a cheating liar.
at best a douche.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 3, 2012 8:46 PM EST reply actions  

Ahem.


Wait – what? Oh. Okay – carry on, then.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 3, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I could not tell if I was in a Dinasaur zone .....

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 3, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Bitching about steroids isn't spidery

It’s a sports issue

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Well do you see the glass half empty or half full?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Just giving you shit, my good man.

On the whole, I think you’re spot on here.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 3, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

must give each other shit, or else we are not alive.

Pretty sure Moliere said that. ;)

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 3, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Coach giggity, is that you?

also, evening y’all

I has signature?

by ZZR81024 on Jan 3, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

He probably doped

But cycling is the dirtiest sport ever. Can’t exactly fault him more than anyone else. It’s part of the sport, for better or worse.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 3, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

We've had a steroids in baseball discussion. Cycling is way dirtier than baseball is/was

Bigger issue with baseball is how do you incorporate stats from all the previous eras.

Forget roids. You got dead ball era, spitball & pine tar common days, amphetamine usage, segregation/negro league numbers, etc etc

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

/Dock Ellis throws no-no

//is tripping balls on acid
///CLOWNFRAUD

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It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0

by AERose on Jan 3, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Blimp shot of covered stadium

Drink!

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by The Missing T on Jan 3, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

This is New Orleans, not Detroit.

They’re using spears.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What's with the universally hideous cheerleader uniforms?

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 8:48 PM EST reply actions  

those looked drawn by crayon

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 3, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Molk's back!

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:48 PM EST reply actions  

16 days to Archer.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

did you watch Regis is this morning?

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by WatsonTiger on Jan 3, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

i never miss it

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

i derped that up

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by WatsonTiger on Jan 3, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Umm, no.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

....

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by WatsonTiger on Jan 3, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Lana!

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

35 to 17 Arkansas leading now.

I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.

by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

LOL SETON HALL

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 3, 2012 8:53 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Also, what the fuck is a Fordham?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm not sure

but I know we lost to it.

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by The Missing T on Jan 3, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it has granite or something.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Mrs. Rev asked me if they finally let shot that Nelly song in the head. Anyone know?

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 3, 2012 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

It's no longer Capital One Bowl Fortnight.

I think we might be done… until the non-BCS come back in a few days.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 3, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

And there was much rejoicing.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 3, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Goddammit Denard.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

Don't even know who that was to

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

Masterful armpunting, Denard!

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

/jingles keys?

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 3, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohohohohoho, Hokies.

This is just the lulling phase.

Soon.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

Are you sure?

It seems to me their DB’s actually look and find a ball

"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"

by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 3, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure.

You’ll see.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope you are right

But that was in the blue BEES uniform.

These are the white WTF uniform, similar to the Sparty debacle.

by Guynemer on Jan 3, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

'sok

They will be burned.

by bryemye on Jan 3, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Dan Beebe has received a vote in the Iowa Caucus.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 3, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

I shit you not.

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 3, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

The fake Dan Beebe should be fun to read on this.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Watching these offenses

after Stanford/Okie State is gonna be tough…have to apply more alcohol.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

by dubveeyou on Jan 3, 2012 8:57 PM EST reply actions  

very strong point.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 3, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

only eleven players on the defense?

for shame.

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 8:59 PM EST reply actions  

Derek Dooley thinks they aren't trying hard enough.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Hived

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by The Missing T on Jan 3, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

And shower discipline.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

and transfer restrictions

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw "Water Lillies" over Christmas.

Am I qualified to coach Tennessee?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

yes?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

was your dad a well known football coach?

you went to law school, so that’s half

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

/derek-dooley.jpg

"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall

Also, Fuck Clemson.

by Gamecock2002 on Jan 3, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

super triple hived

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 3, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, Pac-12 refs.

This gonna be a long night, isn’t it?

by Guynemer on Jan 3, 2012 8:59 PM EST reply actions  

We in the West are a generous bunch.

We want t o give the gift that keeps on giving, Pac-12 ref derp.

by wazzu93 on Jan 3, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Are they the gift that keeps on giving all of us the business?

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

or hives

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 3, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

No, those are ACC refs.

/roncherry.jpg

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by The Missing T on Jan 3, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

So we haven't jumped yet?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:00 PM EST reply actions  

Nope.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

We're unable to keep up the fury of last night's commenting.

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by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

work is a BITCH

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

yes yes I will second that

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 3, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm fairly okay with this

I can actually pay some attention to the game tonight.

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by The Missing T on Jan 3, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

nope

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean I'm not complaining, just at 1000+ already

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

For some reason I still chuckle

every time VT gets called for a chop block.

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by The Missing T on Jan 3, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

And FUCK.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

30rd and 20?

Ha, no problem.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

/GERG flashbacks

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

GGGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 3, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Shades of GERG

I always felt better about 3rd and 4 than 3rd and 15 with GERG; never felt GOOD, mind you, just less suicidal.

by Guynemer on Jan 3, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Wisconsin-MSU bounceyhoops tied at 50 entering OT.

Oh bIG hoops, will you ever fail to make us want to gouge our eyes out?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

NO

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 3, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit.

Meant to say it’s all part of the Hokies plan, make Michigan thing they’re playing good defense and then hit the 3rd and long play.

by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 3, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

No..."it" said it all

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest

by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

2012 SUGAR BOWL

THE RE-GERGENING

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 3, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

3rd and 20 and 3rd and 13, and no QB draw?

What is this magic you’re doing, VT?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

I demand maize and blue win

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

NEIN

Hokies!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

NEIN

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus UM

3rd down defense is a foreign concept?

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by WatsonTiger on Jan 3, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

/belks

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

x

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11

by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 3, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

why did you do that me?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

The fuck?

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by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

perfect time to switch threads

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Special Sugar Bowl Confession

As a Buckeye fan, I really love Michigan’s cheerleaders. I mean totally adore. Those old-school uniforms? I’ll be in my bunk. /lusty-eyed

"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck

by idahobuckeye on Jan 3, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

Fogletence

Probably mis-spelled but he is a notorious bad referee (ask a Ute). That landed him in the review booth. Can’t believe he still has a gig. We had him permanently removed from Home game reviews.

by JackRobat on Jan 4, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Michigan, you stink

I have NEVER seen the waters of college football parted wide like this to give a so-so team 11 wins. Easy schedule, a pillowy soft draw in a BCS bowl, then Beamer inexplicably going into the Four Corners. And if that’s not enough, the Tech kid makes an unbelievable catch, and there is just enough technology to tell the refs it probably didn’t happen. Then the third-string Tech kicker (after the first two kickers get ousted for DISCIPLINARY REASONS), double-clutches before the snap and chokes on a grapefruit.

Enjoy your Prague Spring, wolvies. The tanks roll into Ann Arbor on Oct. 20.

by Spartisan on Jan 4, 2012 5:57 AM EST reply actions  

U CAN HAZ BUTTHURT REPORT FORM?

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 4, 2012 8:45 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Are we still handing those out?

I thought we ran out of carbon copy paper

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 9:03 AM EST up reply actions  

After that post, I may make him copy his out longhand.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 4, 2012 9:04 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I was just hoping to see someone wearing purple on their hand all day as punishment

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

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