THE POWER OF DROPSTARTER SAYS PREPARE FOR THE SUGAR BOWL
The fiery eyes of Oregon's DROPSTARTER are upon you. Do not make her tremble your hands or unsteady your grip with the disorienting power of her mind.

The Sugar Bowl beckons. We'll be back to play along tonight, but the following should be helpful and enlightening while maximizing your Sugar Bowl viewing pleasure.
- Bill C previews the game and says Michigan is a slight statistical favorite. The Magical Denard Robinson Football-Miracle-Conjuring Ass is our reason why we think he's good to go for a win tonight, but that really depends
- Virginia Tech seems prepared in so many ways, however.
- New Florida strength coach! He has a thick neck and sounds mean, and that's half of being a strength coach already!
- Gobbler Country's preview is here. MGoBlog's quick preview and mockery of [NAME REDACTED] punting strategy is here.
We're massively behind on podcasting because our internet has been out since 7 last night, and doing it from a crowded coffeeshop is the height of dickery. Back on it tomorrow in one form or another, and see you tonight.
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There's no shame in
recording your podcast while sitting in your car in the parking lot of a coffee shop while bogarting their wireless signal.
#jktheretotallyisshameinthat
Come on, fhqwhgads. I see you jockin' me, tryin' to play like you NO me.
and I just placed a bet on the Iowa caucus....
…I have a problem
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 3, 2012 4:11 PM EST via Android app reply actions
I like it
not getting spidery at all, but what odds on whom did you get?
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 3, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
Bet under 24% voter turnout.
parlayed that with a trifecta of Santorum/ Paul/ Romney straight up. no odds.
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 3, 2012 4:32 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Trifecta on that? By straight-up I assume you mean exact and not box?
I might call that a solid bet if it was boxed
Here is The Twitter
1. Santorum 2. Paul 3. Romney
No boxed bet.
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 3, 2012 4:44 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
You really have no respect for the people of Iowa, do you?
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 3, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
Considering the field...
…this is the most reasonable selection and I think Paul will get the college kids to get and vote.
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 3, 2012 4:48 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
yeah. he had an operation up and running there in 2000 and 2008.
Easy to kickstart that kind of machine when vote time comes around.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 3, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
Reasonable, as in "reasonable wager for me to make"?
or reasonable as in [SPIDERS/EELS]
Here is The Twitter
I agree on these three
Not on the order
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
Same:
1. Romney
2. Paul
3. Santorum
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I really wish there existed a political website like EDSBS where we could discuss spiders with the same flair and elan as college football
Every Day Should Be Tuesday?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
Ironically that probably wouldn't work due to spider issues regarding SBNation's owners
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
Well we could give it a different name
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Markos of DailyKos founded SBNation and still owns its parent company
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
I think he means the copyrights on the "Every Day Should Be"
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
I'm just saying it would be ironic that EDSBT's first days would be under lawsuit from the owners
Who happen to be DailyKos
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know who DailyKoS is but yes it would be ironic
We’ll brainstorm up a new name
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Oi.
1) I think the point of such a site would be “look at politics in the most ridiculous manner we can”. Don’t see why the partisanship of the owner of a parent company, which is very hands off, would matter.
2) Trademark, not Copyright. Drives me nuts when people make that mistake, sorry
Here is The Twitter
any website that hosts the ham sandwich would probably be ok with a spiders blog
Every Day Should be Spiderday?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah I'm sure it'd be fine
The only issue I saw was trademark.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
I assume that's Unix based?
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Gotta disagree.
No matter how well-meaning we’d all be about this, eventually tempers would flare, nerves would fray, and on-line friendships would be ruined. It’s one thing to have our occasional blow-ups over football, bourbon, or barbecue and get back to the dick jokes. It’s quite another when you’re talking about people’s political philosophies or religion.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
The cult of Bo BROOKS NO INSULT
BOW TO THE EMPTY TROPHY CASE
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bow or bomb? It all depends on your point of view.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 3, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Rec'ity rec rec
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'm torn. You're probably right though
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
I see what you mean
I’m used to taking slings and arrows for my views at college (whoops for mentioning that), so I consider myself to have a thick skin. That said, it could easily get out of hand.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
This
Politics, like football can be fascinating, strange, frustrating, and utterly entertaining. People take it very seriously though, and it tends to bring out the worst in people a lot quicker (Harvey Updyke notwithstanding).
Co-sign
if you want an example of how a place like that can take a rapid turn south, check out the NDNation political board. Then turn and check out the comments at either HuffingtonPost and DailyKos. Now, imagine persons from both places firing back and forth in full internet tough guy mode. Also, consider how hard it is to moderate a place like that, when there’s going to be all-out war between two sides. If one person deserves the banhammer, there will be pressure to swing it the other way so as not to show favoritism. Which will set off a new battle.
It’s a fun idea, but so fraught with danger and problems we’d best let it be.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Hmm, I suppose I have too much faith in the EDSBS commentariat
Politics has certainly corrupted better, that’s for sure, so point taken.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
For example
imagine Phocion and BobGenghisKhan going at it with the gloves off.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Now that I think about it
After my college experiences I have pretty much mastered the art of political trollin’. So yeah, maybe not the best idea.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
The politics kind of fucks up the USC SBN site
Conquest Chronicles is run by a guy with teabaggerish views and he lets others of that type get away with too much and it really weakens that site, IMO.
So the losing candidates get Deez Nutz in their face?
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Bruins Nations reports:

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I miss Muppet Show so much
Is it bad to wish there was a (parody) news channel run by the muppets?
Here is The Twitter
{comment eaten by spiders}
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Oh I know where you were going, sir
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
{comment eaten by spider hacker spiders}
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Rather damn well, I might add.
And You Will Know Us By The Trail of DERP
by Big Head Zach on Jan 4, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
ACS reports on the developing coaching staff situation:

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's Jeffrey Combs in drag I'm tellin' ya!
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
HES GONNA BE FINE ITS EXACTLY THE SAME AS COACHING THE SECONDARY
/hides behind desk
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This comment is exactly what saxattack and DevilGrad are talking about.
By using the word “teabaggerish,” you are reflexively using ad hominem to disparage a side you don’t particularly agree with, whether the insult was intended or not.
The discussion can only devolve further from there, without any sort of intellectual discussion whatsoever.
Political sites only work when the people on the site are like-minded. Otherwise, it ends up turning into a flame war.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
Piffle.
I call teabaggers teabaggers and tree-hugging hippies tree-hugging hippies.
Just as I make as much fun of Michigan as I do other schools.
You just have to have the right attitude about politics, ie, burn all the things. Not many people share that outlook, however.
by Guynemer on Jan 3, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I try to be open to poking fun at anything & everything and not take stuff too seriously.
I fail…but I do try.
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
I agree with you in theory.
But people take politics so personally, what you or I might use as an off-the-cuff joke could be taken offensively.
Indeed, people do need to lighten up a bit, but on the Internet of all places, is that really going to happen?
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
There are enough differences of opinion that you will see large flames regardless
if the intent is to lighten up or not.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
You know that
but others don’t. And then everything explodes
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Kelly Clarkson endorsed Ron Paul today?
And he didn’t know who she was.
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Hey it's funny and I like both. So all in good-natured ribbing =)
#TeamKellyClarksonIsHot
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
So you hope that both will be more successful than this:

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rifftrax'd
Actually that movie makes Horror Of Party Beach look like an Oscar winner
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
I have a HUGE problem with your social allegiances...SIR!
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Over/under on the number of people who give a fuck
186 — of which 97 work for CNN, MSNBC, or Fox News.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
"Well, Wolf, the Hokies are off to a 10-3 lead over on the other channel . . . "
" . . . and that has to be good news for the Romney campaign and the viability of their ‘punting is winning’ strategy. Meanwhile, in Waterloo, our embedded reporters just heard Newt Gingrich tell his staff, ‘Fuck it, we’re going deep’ and mumbling something about double PAC coverage. Back to you, Wolf."
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 3, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
"Santorum has gone full Les Miles and has a plan to win with 269 electoral votes
while sources in Lubbock tell us Michelle Bachmann feels a lead of 4 votes in Florida is sufficient. He said any more and she may as well be one of those liberals that runs up the tally."
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 3, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
"Meanwhile, we're hearing that Ron Paul . . . "
“. . . may drop out of the race to become the new, permanent Big XII commissioner. Apparently, his views on maintaining a minimal defense really resonated with most of the league.”
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 3, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I thought Ron Paul was more of a Boise State
ZOMG SO UNDERRATED WHY DOES THE MEDIA HATE US???
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 3, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
Ron Paul being from Idaho makes sense
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
You know, he'd go further if he'd call himself
Ron PAAWWWWLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 3, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
OPEN PRIMARIES ARE MORE MERRIKIN THAN CAUCUSES, PAAAWWWLLLL
Imma hang up n lissen.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 3, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
betting on elections
god damn i love this country
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 3, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
You'd really love the UK
You can get a prop bet on just about anything going on in parliament from Ladbroke’s.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Too risky
I just use their services to wager on American Idol and win handily most years.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Les Miles would purchase an all-out ad blitz for the first Wednesday in November.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 3, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
But somehow when by one vote anyway
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I hope you know how the Iowa Caucus works.
Most people don’t seem to. Not like normal primaries.
Here is The Twitter
I never knew about the individuals giving speeches on behalf of the candidates thing until this year
That’s crazy stuff. I’m not sure whether I like it or dislike it.
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
They generally don't. Or at least didn't in '08
(I worked a caucus for a candidate then). People spread out into their groups, then groups below a certain threshold split up and went to their second choices. Then everyone was at their final choice, people were tallied, and left.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 3, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
Oops. Guess I outted myself.
Anyone got spider spray?
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 3, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
The Democratic Caucus method...is...bizarre.
The Republicans is more of a straight up vote. The Democratic one is a process of elimination.
Here is The Twitter
Yeah and you have deals on the dem side
As to whom you’ll support if you’re not viable. In 2004 Kerry had deals with all the candidates but Dean and Kucinich to support each other if that happened.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I participated in the 2004 Dem caucuses
I went to Grinnell in Iowa and was a big Kerry guy. It was crazy, and the Dems are even crazier because you have to get 15% in a district to get any delegates.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
PAWWWLL THIS IS WORSE THAN WHEN JOHN QUINCY ADAMS MADE THE CORRUPT BARGAIN
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
RUTHERFORD! B! HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 3, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
TEAPOT DOME PAWWWWLLLLLLLLL
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
BULL MOOSE PARTY SPEED.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
You rang?
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This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Grinnell?

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 3, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BTW, while we're at it, is there anyone from Pomona College hereabouts?
It seems like just about every other little liberal arts college my kid is even considering has a couple of representatives in the House of EDSBS.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
It's an evolving list . . .
. . . and probably not fair to him to name too many names, but Davidson and Kenyon (both of whom have sizeable EDSBS contingents) are consistently on it.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Interesting
While I can’t speak for the tiny liberal arts college experience, friends at them (including Davidson) have high praise.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
Correct me if I am wrong but
don’t these types of schools currently has issues with the finding of the JERBS?
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
Depends on what you're looking for
Yeah, if you racked up $200,000 in loans for a humanities degree and refuse to work in anything but that specific degree with only low-paying entry jobs, it’s rough. Otherwise, it’s obviously bad now, but so it is for most people.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
You could be a math major then teach at swanky private high school in Savannah and even coach football!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
What kind of dumbass would do that?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
who knows
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Must be a masochist- you know, the kind that voluntarily roots for Cleveland sports teams
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
it is voluntary for you?
and here i thought it was in your blood.
poser.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
Well, some people choose harmful addictions
doesn’t mean the withdrawal is any worse
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Has more to do with the Major
Went to a small liberal arts college. Had a great bio/chem/pre-med program (not that I was in). I think they all find jobs easy
Here is The Twitter
Well pre-med is a totally different story
We may have to go through this and med school, but there will never be a hard time for doctors to find jerbs
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
I doubt it would be any worse than any other school.
Even those smaller schools are going to have really good alumni networks.
Depends
I’ve had absolutely no issues with finding a job that I wanted- in fact, when I was interviewing in March/April, I had 4 second interviews and got 4 offers, and the Kenyon degree really helped that.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
If you don't want to sell your soul on the altar of investment banking or consulting it can be difficult
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I've steered him a bit that direction as opposed to your neck of the woods
First off, it seems to me that admissions there, beyond a certain point, are quasi-random. Secondly, I’ve reminded him that he will likely end up in graduate or professional school, and it seems very unlikely to me that any of the Ivies will close between now and the time he goes, so he can always go get his terminal degree at one.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I accept the fact that I was accepted as proof of darts at the wall as the means of admission.
That said, I would tell him to just give it a spin if he’s at least somewhat interested and see what happens. Also, by this point, if you feel like paying for the Ivy name in undergrad is a bit of an unnecessary expense, at least HYP have instituted no-loan financial aid, so they’re certainly financially competitive with the smaller schools.
Ultimately his choice, and I would imagine he’d find the giant research university as not for him if he’s picking Davidson or Kenyon.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
All this could change 100 times, and everything you say makes perfect sense to me.
We’ll see what he ultimately decides to do.
(FWIW, random selection seems to be at least partially in play at HLS as well. Either that or they run a “control group.”)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
College admissions are such a big hassle
And of course the College Board (and the Kaplan, Barron’s, and other test-prep remoras) are just a giant money racket raking in the bucks because of this.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
I am painfully aware of this.
We live in an area where the top college prep kids forgo Kaplan, et al., and head straight to private tutoring by the hour.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Reminds me of the New York City mother who sued a preschool for tuition
She wanted her $19,000 because she felt her preschooler wasn’t getting the proper preparation for an Ivy League school
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
It's not *quite* that bad around here, but it's close.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
/rejected by all ivies
//shamefully attends Michigan
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
how dare you besmirch the name of the fine institute
which produced luminaries such as ted kacynzki, leopold and loeb, and dr. kevorkian.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You forget
law school classmates Michael Newdow and Ann Coulter.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Fuck the ivies
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
I should articulate
Since I do like a fair amount of people (historians mainly) who have come out of the ivies.
I’m not a fan of the way that the ivies are put on a pedestal in this country, just because of namesake.
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
I mean, Cornell is a State School for crying out loud. It's a mid tier SUNY
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
they do have better compensation plans for their athletes
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Auburn gives you better chances of future employment, this is true
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I mean I certainly understand the sentiment, so I'm not pissed
That said though the HATERZ defense is easy and tempting, so, so tempting.
/degree is only a piece of paper, so let’s chill
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
If it's Cornell, it's dual use two ply as well
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I honestly laughed when you posted that pic
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
having met some of the students at that fine institution
it’s totally a control group
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I went to the graduate university in the consortium
Does that count?
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
I did not go there.
But I have two friends who did. Check the profile for the gmails if you’d like.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
The caucuses have been pretty good predictors for Dems
For the GOP, nah.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Nah, Im fine with Iowa.
My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. |
"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 3, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
The good doctor approves
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
No, man. Scroll. Scrolllll!
http://mgoblog.com/content/preview-sugar-bowl
We have a full preview. We just, you know, wrote shit afterwards.
www.mgoblog.com
I’m shocked that Spencer thought that an article with fewer than 4,000 words could be the real MGoBlog preview.
by GCS on Jan 3, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
RE: gif
When did Mizzou change their colors to blue and white?
/causetheydroppedandbrokeatrophy
that's from the Gators NCAA BBall Champ Celebration
It was a fake trophy.
But kudos to Billy for the supreme trolling/lulz.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 3, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
Wait...... I-73 will give people from Ann Arbor and Columbus a straight shot to my house.
STAY AWAY B1G PEOPLE
My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. |
"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."
"But kind and gentle."
WE ARE COMING FOR YOU.
Slowly.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
And with ranch!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
LOTS OF RANCH.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
/throws stick in the wheels of blanx's hoverround
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
/shakes fist at allicolls
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
/taunts with bourbon
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
/refuses to get off lawn
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
/Atlanta on fire again
Furk now we aint no braves games
My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. |
"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 3, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
And they took our "gots" also.
My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. |
"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 3, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
You make that sound like a bad thing.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad is reporting that Dickey Betts may be in Virginia
But he’s heading back to Georgia, because Jenny is in Atlanta, and Atlanta’s burning down
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
LOLBUCS
Scheduling an interview with Mike Sherman to replace Morris.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 3, 2012 4:44 PM EST reply actions
He got jipped when he got axed by the Packers
Obviously it worked out for them, but he had one losing season and four playoff appearances in six seasons
Don't think he can cut it in the bigs? Brock Bond will be the bigger man and walk walk walk away.
Still would.
I just feel the need to leave this comment every time I see her, now. Mainly because I’m bored. But it’s still true.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 3, 2012 4:48 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
I'd take her to the skunk tank.
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 3, 2012 4:49 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
skank*
http://twitter.com/KevinAtLSU
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 3, 2012 4:50 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Staring contest every night.
My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. |
"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 3, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
HAR HAR
FSU back-2-back state champs!! 52-14
by CashvilleNole on Jan 4, 2012 8:56 AM EST up reply actions
So this recruits parents be talking to Pirate fans.
My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. |
"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."
"But kind and gentle."
Does he live on the second floor?
Upstairs from you?
I think you’ve seen him before?
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 3, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
Nah
My Tumblr, where the photoshops go. | EDSBS steam group. |
"Some kind of monster awesome internet photoshop pirate heroic outlaw and/or Batman.
In any case; also kinda crazy, but you have to be to really be alive."
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 3, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
OT - Any Bama/Southern folks seen Alabama Shakes live in the flesh?
The band. Not Pat Dye’s hands between the hours of 8am and 9am.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Jan 3, 2012 5:08 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
They played at Callaghan's not to long ago.
Apparently they’re very good live. I missed them that night and had a sad.
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 3, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
no.
missed them when they opened for the truckers in t-town and then they sold out bottletree here in the ham before i got my tics. I’ve heard nothing but good things about the live show.
I’ll grovel, as I do.
by dirt sandwich on Jan 3, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
So the twitter post made me check on will hill found this article with quotes from spencer
Hill said he had never seen the tweets, and that he had stopped using his Twitter account months ago. The posts were being made from a BlackBerry; he said he doesn’t own one.
Hill’s agent, Darin Morgan, said they sent a cease-and-desist letter to the blog on the grounds that Hill’s account was hacked. Spencer Hall, the editor of the site, said he has yet to receive it and maintains the tweets were made by Hill.
“The account also mentioned visits to family in Jersey, visits with his children and was therefore either the most elaborate hack of a little-known football player ever, or him,” Hall wrote in an e-mail to The Star-Ledger. Hall said the account on Twitter followed numerous Florida players and interacted with them.
C&D may have been sent to SBnation office, maybe?
Seems the most likely thing to have happened if they really did send a C&D
If he did get hacked, his agents/lawyer could go to court and get the IP addy’s (and other necessary information) of whoever posted to the account. Wouldn’t be a very costly process.
Here is The Twitter
if you saw the feed the denial was stupid
also probably why he didn’t get drafted, not the feed but continuing to deny it. The NFL knows most college football players aren’t up for sainthood, but being stupid and then continuing to deny it isn’t going to impress anyone.
/also the article is old
So I just read that Belarus banned viewing foreign websites
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 5:30 PM EST reply actions
That woman is Jeffery Combs from The Frighteners
“I’m doing this with the power of my mind!?”
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
For your downtime reading (which I will not have starting any time now)
How the SEC came to rule college football (Omaha World-Herald)
It’s easy to identify why the SEC is better. What’s more complicated is pinpointing what changed in the last decade. What prompted the surge?
Even the most sophisticated SEC observers aren’t exactly sure. It’s like looking at a strand of Christmas lights and trying to find the beginning.
But the SEC’s rise to powerhouse is no fluke. And the reasons behind it — the power sources — suggest that the gap between the SEC and its competitors may actually grow over the next five years.
The most sophisticated SEC observers made me think of this:
“Now remember, criminals prey on small town folk like us. So if anybody asks, we’re sophisticated millionaires from the Ozarks”
/homer’d
If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'.
by Idubbz on Jan 3, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
What if Iowa had somehow done well enough for a Sugar Bowl bid? (Lol don't worry about Iowa State)
Wonder how significantly the caucuses would have been affected with the Hawkeyes in a bowl game tonight
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 6:12 PM EST reply actions
TEAM #NOPANTZ
I found our people! Something to watch while waiting on the game: No Pants Subway Ride
DOT EEE DEE EWE!!!
What do you mean ..."our people.."

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 3, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The No Pants Movement was more authentic before every fucking hipster in Brooklyn started dropping trou.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Yeah, that's supposedly a big thing here in DC
I think this year’s is this weekend? Oddly, I’ve never been on the metro when they do that.
Here is The Twitter
Rick Perry talking about pigs in a poke
Perry, A&M isn’t playing Arkansas tonight
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
...

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Nutella is...okay
Best used on nilla wafers.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 3, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
Nutella...candy?
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 3, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
and only half of it moves
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I thought it was sheep Aggies liked to poke
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
For Sparty and Dwag fans.
Pictures of the game taken by Scott Kelby and posted on his blog.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 6:24 PM EST reply actions
This office AT&T ad can die in a fire but leave the brunette who mentions office rules
Were you getting 9 blowjobs at once?!
Pizza and beer
Good Tuesday
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 3, 2012 6:32 PM EST reply actions
I lowballed my New Year's Resolution so I should be able to meet it
It’ll be to decide to get the tat I’m considering or not
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
As with other aspects of life
I would give it considerable thought before applying a picture on a permanent medium
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions
Will you be paying in cash or memorabilia?
by Mango Stasi on Jan 3, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
DO YOU ACCEPT 5-HOUR ENERGIES??

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I may be getting ready for volunteering in Tuscaloosa,
But I’m still ready for the Hokies tonight. Built this after Christmas for all of my team’s smaller tools. GO HOKIES!!!!!

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 6:43 PM EST reply actions
coming down to T-town?
building homes I presume?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
Indeed.
Jan 8-14th, with other folks from my college.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
cheers my man thanks for the help
be sure to swing by Houndstooth and Egans for a beer
and you really should try Dreamlansds if just to say you went
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
And then try Archibald's for something better.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
indeed
Dreamland is more the “T-town staple”
we all know it’s overrated but it’s part of the town
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
Every Southern town has to have its somewhat-overhyped commercial place
Contrasted with barbecue hipster-ville
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
Weather.com has a comp generated rendering of the tornado on their front page
Even though it’s it bright colours and what not, it is absolutely terrifying.
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
the insanity of the Alabama tornadoes happening in 2011
was the amount of technology involved – people with camera phones and all these detailed reconstructions by meteorologists you can literally relive the damn thing on the internet in 50 different ways
it’s fascinating but it’s also your home
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
Very true. And it understandably hurts...
The hope is all of this data will cause a manifold increase in our understanding and hopefully save lives in the future
Here is The Twitter
absolutely
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
Go Hokies! Beat Blue!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You my boy Lew!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
The Glorious State of Alabama can kiss my ass
Suck on it puritanical laws on alcohol content!
got home from work to find lovely little box from half time beverage
We drinking fancy tonight y’all!

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
I thought that bill was passed
Over the strenuous objections of Alvin “What’s wrong with the beer we got” Holmes?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
hehe it has but it's been slow going
due to Alabama restrictions on how big the bottle can be
so Bama misses out on some specialty brews
like Dogfish head Pangea – which I got bitchez!
along with Rogue oakmeal stout AND Rogue double chocolate stout
AND Raisin D Dogfishhead
,,,,and an Abita Restoration cause I felt bad about not getting something from the south
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
Well that is some dumb stuff
Do they really think that underage kids are waiting for this bill to be passed so they can get smashed on growlers of double IPAs?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
meh it's Baby steps with the Sweet Home
we’ll get there eventually
we’re like christian converts right now, everyone is going bat shit over some tasty beer
salut mofos!
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you, sir
For enlightening this feeble mind to the works of master orator Alvin Holmes. His beautiful use of anaphora by repeating the phrase “drank pretty good” within the speech lends it a very dignified air.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
well I'm all about culture and class
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
mmmm
/prefers the 90 minute
Didn’t Fearless Leader once, in a digital viking, describe the 90 minute as being motorboated by a buxom harlot of hops?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
sold out sadly
but it is a six pack of 60 minute which I’ve only encountered in North Carolina, and a liquor barn in Louisville
though you can get it on tap in Destin
I don’t know shit about Delaware but they get my seal of approval based on Dogfish Head alone
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
Holy shit
Rumors that Osweiler might try to follow Mazzone to UCLA for a year. Of course, this is brought to you by the same asshole who said that Petersen was a real possibility and based on him getting into a grad school at UCLA that ASU doesn’t have. So really, Osweiler to Wazzu.
talk about a neck snapping whip from moroseto optimistic to morose again
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That sounds like a

tall tale.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Rumor also has it that he's tall.
Perhaps taller than 6 foot 7, but probably not any taller than 6 foot 9.
Going back to spidery things for a sec
I just saw the Craig James Senate commercial…
I’m lost. Is this an ad for Rick Perry or an ad for Craig James? Cause he talks more about Perry than he does James.
Twitter: RyanMcD29
He's trying to get Perry elected
because he’s been promised a pardon for any and all street walker murders which may or may not have taken place.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
"Look, he's from Texas! I'm from Texas! Vote for me!"
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As in football, Craig James knows how to pick a winner
/ducks spider
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yea didn't know how to make that joke without spiders spider spiders
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
KillaB is in the building.
Just got off work. Wolverine gear. Check. Case a brew. Check. Comfortable couch. Check. Popeyes chicken. Check.
Lets do this thing!!!
Mike Lew, someone told me another math pun joke today...
Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Ooohhh, I like that one
Because Oct 31 is the same as Dec 25
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
It's not a rare one-
generally told by non-math people who understand a little bit of math though. Ours are even stranger- the GF’s sister’s fiance is a math PhD student, we got in trouble for making cracks that only the two of us laughed at over Christmas
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Did they put seat covers on some of the seats in the Georgia dome?
I see quite a bit of yellow and orange
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 7:12 PM EST reply actions
Derp
Superdome.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
Yay...town had their graveyards vandalized on Christmas Day...*sighs
tunes out local news
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Oh and verahe headstones are 900 pounds? Well hell no they didn't overturn them alone
Unless it was The Hulk
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
I get the feeling that if the KFC Double Down were to run in the Iowa Caucus, it would win in a landslide
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 7:19 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
#baconator2012
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Sizzle we can believe in"
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It would be a piece of cake
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
by Stubob72556 on Jan 3, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
WHITE CASTLE IS THE BEST CANDIDATE AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE A MARXIST-LENINIST TERRORIST
Albeit one with a healthier colon than I.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 3, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Take your totalitarian patriarchal bull and leave, White Castle, you and Burger KING too
This is a democracy!
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
JALAPENO CHEESE SLIDERS UBER ALLES
primarily the toilet.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
not enough there to appease the corn lobby
if it were corn instead of chicken, you could be sure
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
KFC owns Pepsi though.
And you know you’re going to wash that Double Down down with a tasty Pepsi corn drink. They’re salty as hell.
/ashamed to have tried one.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 3, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Corn Syrup, etc
Corn is in fucking everything!
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
High Fructose Corn Syrup*
Had to check my can
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
as many licensed carcinogens as you can legally cram into one drink
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He probably is. Personally I'm in #TeamFuckItI'llDrinkAnyway
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
I mean you have to drink a lot of it
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Lots of things are carcinogens
It’s all about duration and magnitude of exposure
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Doesn't this ownership chain go all the way up to the Papa John's guy or Phil Knight somehow?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YUM foods? I dunno
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Man Dawn Of Nations is gonna devour my January I can tell
“Sure I’ll level up X, X, & X to unlock Y to use Z” and I haven’t even started waging war yet.
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
WAIT X-2 WASN'T BAD ENOUGH THEY'RE MAKING XIII-2?
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, ACS??
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:23 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
seriously?
because getting only one game out of an engine just doesn’t pay off (this is also why console exclusives pretty much don’t exist anymore for anything expected to sell in the US at non-trivial levels unless bankrolled by one console maker or another). It costs too much.
But early reviews and previews look pretty good; if you generally liked FFs, XXIII-2 should be pretty good (as opposed to kind of silly ala X-2).
hated endlessly walking down corridors
but they did a nice spin on a turn-based combat system, game was pretty, and story wasn’t turrible.
I would love to see a game where all the weakest characters in the series are collected.
Edward, Gau, Penelo, Hope, Zidane, Relm.
What evil will they face?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sin
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Edward is a weak character?
You die. You die and you go to hell.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
That spoony bard only exists for Tellah to yell at.
good backstory but be spends the majority of the game laid up in bed.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Relm has no story
but has highest possible magic rating in the game, hence something of a staple in late-game parties after spending some time killing dinosaurs.
when i was a kid i spent so much time killing dinosaurs that i had a group of characters with maxed out stats and enouch economizers to just cast ulitima every damn turn.
#teamCELES
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
thus metal gear solid 5: the movie/game/quicktime event
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, they are.
All the Lightning? All the Lightning.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
no ps3
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I have neither
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
*complains about future Pandaren expansion on WoW* *still plays*
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, LONDONJOE, WHERE IS HE?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You wouldnt fuck a horse?
Also, the second one is kinda chubby
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
I'm not an A&M fan, SVP
Speaking of A&M fans, Jay & Silent Bob flashback “This sick fuck isn’t one of us he said he’d fuck a sheep!”
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
yes, no, no, yes
I’m a sucker for red heads
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
The redhead used to be attractive. Same with brunette
10 years ago it would be yes, fuck yes, no, yes
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
missionimpossible4.jpg
indianajones4.jpg
etc, etc
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
No, please, tell me this is photoshopped....
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Wish I could link the Robot Chicken Sex and the City 3 trailer spoof
but alas, it doesn’t air for a few more weeks
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Definite no on #2
Cuase she’s a dead ringer for my friend’s mom.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
and that's a bad thing?
FSU back-2-back state champs!! 52-14
by CashvilleNole on Jan 4, 2012 9:02 AM EST up reply actions
you aren't excited? i'm excited.
read that it will be less linear and more able to roam around some and explore.
plus i’m an addict. slap a final fantasy label on it and odds are i’ll be buying.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
seconded
though they’ve gotten progressively worse since 8
I miss my brooding pissed of protagonist
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
IT'S HIS FATHER? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BULLSHIT?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
look it just got weird
it started here

then went here

and finally here

AND THEN I realized it will never be the same
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
thirded
though they’ve gotten progressively worse since 8 6 (FIFY)
oh, I loved X and XII.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
kind of have similar thoughts on X and XIII
oh-so-pretty (for their era), but hyper-linear even for an FF game.
i forgive a lot due to how much i like the X combat system
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
PLZ MOAR BLITZBALL
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
PLZ MOAR TRIPLE TRIAD
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
I played Blitzball for 2 months
until I won the Luca Cup. SO I COULD UNLOCK THE 2 SECONDS OF ANIMATION IN THE CUTSCENE.
I also recorded my match. On VHS
Predicting Penn State's Offensive Scripts since 2005!
dude everyone loves 6 the way everyone fawns over Crono Trigger
we know it’s the best but that doesn’t mean 7 and 8 weren’t amazing in their own right
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
I played through 9 three times
loved the item system
not invested with the characters like I was in others though
I mean the main character had a tail
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Combine IXs item system & Xs combat system
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
I give them credit for trying new things
Even if they don’t necessarily work (like the draw magic system in 8, or the weapon upgrade system in 13) they’re willing to try something else.
by ElRocco337 on Jan 3, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I feel like they went too far in FX XIII
and you’re right they can’t have espers or materia in every single game…
that would be awesomealso Final Fantasy Tactics should not be forgotten
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
*though* that would be awesome
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
WHOOO CLOUD
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Yeah, it sucked that summons were mostly worthless in 13
And the battle system didn’t quite work.
Loved FFT. Breaks my heart I can’t find that CD anymore in my collection.
not gonna lie
never used summons much in any FF except IV; they took too long and/or cost too much in most of the others.
the only reason i still have my ps2 hooked up is so that i can play VI and chrono trigger on my ff anthologies and chronicles collection
i thought IX was just fun. the plot makes little to no sense and the bad guy is lame but some of my fav good guys. Vivi is one of my favorite characters.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
not gunna lie I've bought Chrono trigger for SNES, PS2 DS, Wii arcade
and it’s now available for the iphone fml
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Crono Cross was just sort of...
it’s own thing
I liked it but it can’t stand up to Crono Trigger
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
I guess I want 2d...
using modern graphics/art. But make it 2d like the old games.
Here is The Twitter
hey Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat went that route
and it worked out great
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
Concuring.
Basically when they went to playstation they went downhill.
Tactics is pretty fun though…if a bit tedious
Here is The Twitter
All I know about Final Fantasy
Is that there was that stage in Super Smash Bros that was really good from Final Fantasy.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm just ignoring Square until XV.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
Fowler: "$5500 for a ticket to the National Championship Game? Let's hope that's more than $800 a point."
Troll hard, sir.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 7:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
hah yea I caught that
those morons paying top dollar should have reserved the right to pay face value in the preseason like the intelligent fans
$85 bucks to reserve a seat
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
I may have to stop logging into chat on Kongregate
That site is full of a worse scourge than Youtube commenters…damn kids!
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
They just asked about RGIII looking like Andre 3K
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:28 PM EST reply actions
Next award for RGIII: an Oscar
for saying he can’t wait to get back to Waco.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:29 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Sounds like the perfect time for me to drive home.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
On the docket and in the liver for tonight:

tasty.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:33 PM EST reply actions
as stated earlier Dogfish 60 minute IPA
with a chance of Dogfish head Raison D etre
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
I'll take this over any other beer tonight
except Belhaven’s Best. Hell, most any night.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
The evangelical slice
The guiltiest feeling slice of three-layer cake.
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
"We're not a third world banana republic"
“Shit can’t wear my Abercrombie & Fitch, now!”
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Put away those Arkansas SEC Champion shirts
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But, But, They are so slimming.....
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Also, did y'all know there is another American Pie coming out next year
As well as Monsters Inc. 2 and I Robot 2
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
They've put out threeve American Pie's straight to DVD
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Sure what the hell. Same for I Robot 2
I won’t be paying for any of them so fuck it.
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
I just hope this Indiana Jones is set entirely in a Nursing home
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Shia Lebouf is aging fast. I blame Megan Fox
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
He will always be Louis Stevens to me
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I had forgotten about that show & Lizzie McGuire
What happened to every freaking other person on those shows?
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
they all married kevin kline
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
None of them were in Phoebe Cates league, sir
And SVP, umm not even touching that comment
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
I just wikied... Apparently the female lead went on...
to voice a bunch of Final Fantasy characters…which means this thread has folded over on itself…
Here is The Twitter
makes me feel guilty for rooting for VT
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
I just got home and that was on.
Baaaawwwww, football for his Mom. :( But amazing she fought 10 years with Stage 4.
good thing i missed it. the hate must flow.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
so you're a hokie tonight?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
Was there any doubt?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I just wanted to be sure.
We’re a brotherhood here.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
Broootha!

This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
GO DWAGS
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
GO ARKANSAS LITTLE ROCK
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Who are they playing?
Arkansas is playing the mighty Savannah State tonight
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
UK. and beating them.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Fuck the University of Arkansas Last Resort!!!!
Fuck you Steve Shields you assbag!! And fuck that Jolly Green Giant Joe Klein!!
by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 3, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hey hey Arkansas Pine Bluff is the University of Last Resort
Or maybe Arkansas-Monticello
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Seton Hall is beating UConn by double digits too
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Still somewhat miffed about our loss to them
Sloppy play on our part, but whatever
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
Harvard is Legit this year
The way Mid-Majors make deep tournament runs is through great defense, and Harvards definately got that. Anyway, I could see them getting a 5 seed maybe even a 4
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I want Harvard to pull a Princeton & go to Final Four
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
I think the last Ivy to go to the Final Four was Penn
It should be said this was in the 1970s
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh yeah Penn. And yeah 1979 Final Four
The Larry Bird vs. Magic’s Michigan State vs. Sidney Moncriefs Arky vs. Penn
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Assuming we put away Fordham, I don't forsee conference play posing too much of an issue
4 or 5 seed would actually make my head asplode, but in any case, expectations are high
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If they go undefeated, theyll probably end up in the top 10
Which should land them a 5 seed at least, even without that many great wins
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's Harvard. They won't get less than a 4 regardless of performance
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Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 3, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
so small, yet so apropos
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Except for Forbes, which went super-contrarian with their rankings
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
they got angry with schools who weren't taking their phone calls
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I think one year US News put Cal and MIT and Caltech on top
After a holy shitstorm the rankings have mysteriously ossified…
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
a handful of pollsters are voting y'all #1 instead of us
This cannot stand.
/loses random Big East game
I didn't realize Flash played for the SEC
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So does Aquaman, The Joker, Captain America
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Captain America plays for the Chiefs.
He graduated from Iowa.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 3, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...worried Kentucky is Aquaman in football
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
leaving work now
catch you on the flip side
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 3, 2012 7:47 PM EST reply actions
are those new UM jersies?
the shoulder stripes seem different to me. and the yellow outline around the numbers.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:48 PM EST reply actions
i dislike the special sugar bowl jerseys greatly
at least the shoulder stripes are on the shoulders and are not tank top strap looking
by willbechampions on Jan 3, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
God, what the fuck CNN
The only reason to watch this is for the holograms, WHERE ARE THE HOLOGRAMS! HELP ME WOLF BLITZER, YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 7:48 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Tough times, man
They had to cut back on the super-cool technology
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
someone needs an adult?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This is the "Bud Light BCS Pregame Show"
So does that mean that Rece is HAVING A REAL GOOD TIME?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:50 PM EST reply actions
Halftime between Michigan State and Wisconsin
Wisconsin 22, Michigan State 21 at the half.
How delightful.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Sounds like a good football game
/checks schedule
//wait a minute
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
basketball on grass, football on shinysqueakysurface thing.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
KSP
I’m limiting myself to one attempted Mun landing tonite.
/6 hours magically pass
//12 beer disappear
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 3, 2012 7:51 PM EST reply actions
big shoutout to the double fisting Blue fan
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:51 PM EST reply actions
yeah
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Oh boy.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 7:55 PM EST reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
/HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
TENOOOOTAHHHH BLITTTTZZZZZZ

Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 3, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YAIS
We have the return of TAH-NOO-TAH BLITZ
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
/looks forward to being able to go TAH NOO TAH BLITZ on a regular basis next B1G season
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
PRESEASON LEADERS DIVISION FAVORITE FOR 2012
THE PURDUE UNIVERSITY BOILERMAKERS
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 3, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ha.
no.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
Well, OSU doesn't count
Wisky is losing their QB and has a coach who doesn’t know how to manage a clock
Penn State will be a smoking ruin
Indiana LOL
Illinois LOL
Purdue ought to finish second, at worst.
..... is there a COTG that could let this happen?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
I love election years.
I’m a junky for CNN coverage and the Daily Show Indecision stuff.
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
ANDERSON COOPER HAS HIS OWN ANDERSON COOPER THING
CNN is so cool
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Did you see Brian Williams on Daily Show back in November? It was hilarious.
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Wolf Blitzer has what could be a 3D Chess Set
GOD I AM SO FUCKING JEALOUS
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Wolf Blitzer is one of my favorite names ever
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
got this for christmas
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Huh?

Oh, that thing with the people on it.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I recommend you let the Wookie win
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But a James Carville is known to rip off arms when they lose
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
only after making a roux...
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not saying I'm good
But I like it
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Ok I'm losing tv to other family member
They are watching Hogs squeakyfoul
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
No we're playing a team much much worse than UCLA tonight
God this will be a laugher
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Ha
I actually just watched the 1995 SEC Championship between UK and Arkansas a couple days ago (because we do stuff like that in Kentucky) (no seriously that shit’s on 100% of the time on some obscure channel here). That Thurman mofo could stroke it.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 3, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Arky won NC in 1994 & runner-Up in 1995
Those were the days =)
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Wish you fuckers would come back already
Someone needs to get the SEC West up & caring again.
I’m hoping kwanzaa martin at Tennessee can be as annoying and disagreeable and good as Bruce Pearl
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 3, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
if he's anything like Sandra Lee, I have high hopes
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
God the SEC West in hoops has been worst major conference basketball this past decade
It isn’t even debatable. When a 17 or 18 win Mississippi State is consistently the best…you got issues.
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
It's really quite embarassing
There’s actually a LOT of basketball talent in the deep south. Antonio McDyess, Monta Ellis, Al Jefferson, Travis Outlaw were all Mississippians who played in the NBA off the top of my head. There’s probably twice as many from Louisiana and Alabama. Apathy is the only excuse.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 3, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think they surrendered to you & Florida
We had to burn our foundation down & get rid of our legendary coach. And next two hires didn’t get it done.
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
my heart is in my throat
I’M SO EXCITED/NERVOUS
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 8:01 PM EST reply actions
Calm down
The Iowa results wont be in for a while
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The media really loves the caucus.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
they just like the opportunty to say 'cock us' on tv without getting in trouble
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck states that move theirs up early to try & be more important
Arkansas I think is going back to May, where it should be!
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
ME TOO
goddamnit i hate this super long pregame show. i just want the game to start already
by willbechampions on Jan 3, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
literally. i rigged the entire building with explosives.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm aware.
I’ve stocked my fridge to forget this night.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
I think this follows the script of the Orange Bowl last year
Tied/close at half, VT falls behind, offense goes into panic mode and buries itself.
OH SHI-
Kickoff in Iowa, let the games commence
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 8:02 PM EST reply actions
I'm sure Holly or Spencer will swoop in and chastise us
But yeah, not watching sham Sugar Bowl
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
They'll only chastise if we start talkin about issues I think
Talking about the cool ass shit CNN has should be fine
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
saving that for the cotton bowl, presented by the Butthurt Report Subcommittee
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
All K State & Arkansas fans have filed in tiplecate
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
triplicate
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
triple cake?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Butthurt Report Subcommittee recommends giving 9-3 Kansas State extraordinarily pissed-off 1-loss Alabama in the Sugar Bowl next season
in order to balance the butthurt.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No thanks.
We wanted the ACC champion.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
We wanted a team that was fat & happy or had given up.
Not happy & wanting to play hard.
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
I'm hoping Arkie and K-State play at 110% on Friday, with everyone going "now that was a game."
I’d prefer that we win but a memorable game is always more fun than a snoozer.
But tomorrow at 7 pm remember to root for K-State over the icky Jayhawks.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm contractually obligated to only feel strongly about my teams basketyhoops.
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Everyone should hate KU, just in general principle.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
/must wait a few years until it can be us
//as per the bylaws require a K-State/Syracuse bowl game every decade
I might watch parts of the Sugar Bowl online
I’m equally curious about Iowa and my Dawn Of Nations upgrades as well.
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
You're fucking right.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Jan 3, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Election coverage is always entertaining
And not spidery if we avoid the issues and just discuss presentation and who is winning or losing in a game sense.
Apparently half of Iowa didn’t change their choice since before December.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The polls were rigged?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
this.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
same old me, same old stuff. same old work you don't make enough
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
You wouldn't?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What is it with you midwesterners and your rectangled counties?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Northwest Ordinance
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FOR THE WIN!!!
Loved growing up with all those straight roads in Northern Indiana!
At least I have a beach.
by iris eyes on Jan 3, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Honest to Pete, I think I could drive from India-noplace to South Bend,
with cruise control, The Club, and literally sleep the whole way
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and end up in Gary
HOORAY
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 3, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, probably, except you have to watch out for horse and buggies in certain counties.
Nothing wrong with a nice straight, wide-enough-for-2-cars lane, though.
At least I have a beach.
Don't forget the correction lines on the N/S roads.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck driving behind people from Iowa
God one day I was heading home behind a couple from there. They saw a sign going “Crooked & steep next 20 miles” and slowed to 15 MPH
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
we westerners do that to
why not? One decent spot for a city plus a lot of empty space / desert that will later be paved over into suburbia makes a decent county, right?
NEIN!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I may have sung the opening bars to it after leading my team to victory in Pictionary
Then remembered I hate those guys and that song.
Also, if you are dating a Buckeye, don’t sing that song while around her. It goes badly.
You got punched in the balls, didn't you?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Made to sleep on the couch.
I really only got 3 bars out of the song before she figured out what I was singing.
You got off light, brotha
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Want to know the lyrics I learned for that song?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
i don't know a single word of whatever osu's fight song is
my mom always told me to sing bomb wisconsin though, lol
by willbechampions on Jan 3, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
... good mother.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
my earliest memory of football was harassing my father/family friends who root for wisconsin and turning the W window decals upside down
my mom brainwashed me so, so early.
by willbechampions on Jan 3, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
it is just too bad she brought her family to the dark side.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
I think I do.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Going to teach my son soon
So, wise commentariat at what age does “Hail to the Circle Jerkers” become appropriate?
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 3, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
at whatever age they can be trusted to not repeat it infront of school teachers.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or, only in front of school teachers from Ohio or ones that are ND fans
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
They go to the same school as a certain purple-faced coach's kids
So I think we should be ok.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 3, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Bottom of the page,
here. I never heard the “Flies and Maggots” verse before, though
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
GT's is better
and that’s giving the ACC credit for something
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ok, so im just going to ask...
but did anyone else see the disclaimer at the beginning of the “biography” section of Craig James wikipedia page?
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 3, 2012 8:06 PM EST reply actions
enlighten us
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
presented without comment
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 3, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Not to pick nits but
Can you click the open link in new window when posting links? If you don’t it takes you away from this page and you lose your spot in the comments. Totally annoying and happens here a lot.
yeah, i realized that as soon as i hit enter
my apoligize
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 3, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
Or just practice right click, open in new tab to avoid that issue.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
I always middle-click when I open a link, whether I know it will open in a new window or not.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Share
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Iowa is a melting pot of issues?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
IOWA IS THE WORST FONDUE EVER
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mmmm, nothing like the smooth blend of Velveeta, Cheez Wiz, and Kraft slices
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There's gotta be ranch in there
It is B1G country
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Provel is it invited or is that just St.Louis?
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 3, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
MINE.
/growls
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
corn fondue sounds foul
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
There's a lot of ways you can cook corn...
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
Boiled corn, fried corn, corn soufflay....
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
kirk knew all there was about the corn business

Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 3, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As in maize and blue
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 3, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
We all thought "maize" was a stupid word, so we killed them all with smallpox.
It was hilarious.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think I'll bust out my scotch tonight.
as in, right now.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 8:08 PM EST reply actions
Barbaric
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
AUGH that wont work either!
I have authorized my ESPN account multiple times for remote access to ESPN3. But for some reason it is saying it wont let me on!
I HATE YOU ESPN!
Here is The Twitter
And the Kings need a new coach
Or a front office that doesn’t pull stunts like they did
Here is The Twitter
Both!
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
shift+a
Sure is a lot of empty seats in the Benz. You’d think these fanbases would travel better.
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
tourists.
lol @ the idiots that probably took the streetcar to the dome
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
Psh, fucking tourists.
WAIT YOU MEAN THAT THERE’S MORE TO NEW ORLEANS THAN BOURBON STREET? BWA???
by SuperJew on Jan 3, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Psh, tourists
/has been to New Orleans for exactly 14 hours, in which after eating something delicious somewhere in the french quarter for dinner, I stumbled up and down bourbon street, then went to Cafe du Monde in the morning then left with one of the worst hangovers ever
Oh come on Fordham
We start slow, but we shouldn’t be down this far into the 2nd half
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 8:09 PM EST reply actions
Holy fucking christ
Does Iowa have a huge luddite movement? Because this sounds like the process hasn’t changed since fucking 1826.
YET THEY’RE HIP WITH THE BLACK EYED PEAS!
I GOTTA FEELING!
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From Wikipedia
In the Republican caucuses, each voter officially casts his or her vote by secret ballot. Voters are presented blank sheets of paper with no candidate names on them.8 After listening to some campaigning for each candidate by caucus participants, they write their choices down and the Republican Party of Iowa tabulates the results at each precinct and transmits them to the media.9 In 2008, some precincts used a show of hands 10 or preprinted ballots.11 The non-binding results are tabulated and reported to the state party, which releases the results to the media. Delegates from the precinct caucuses go on to the county conventions, which choose delegates to the district conventions, which in turn selects delegates to the Iowa State Convention. Thus, it is the Republican Iowa State Convention, not the precinct caucuses, which selects the ultimate delegates from Iowa to the Republican National Convention. All delegates are officially unbound from the results of the precinct caucus, although media organizations either estimate delegate numbers by estimating county convention results or simply divide them proportionally.
WUT
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
Head full of fuck
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
EMPTEE SEATZ IZ BECUZ NO SEC TEEM.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
PAWWWLLLLL
THEM YANKEES DONT KNOW NOTHIN’ BOUT NO FAN-DANG-O
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Tech fans are just testing out the new Invisibility Cloak their engineering department created
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They're pulling a Northwestern
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
They could have put the game on Friday. Our's is.
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
They've been spreading out BCS games for 5 years.
They don’t want them on weekends. They want a game on every day from New Year’s to the title game.
No game Thu.
Cotton Bowl Fri.
bbva bowl on Saturday.
godaddy bowl on Sunday.
They don’t plan well with BCS bowls, if the goal is a game a day from 1/1 to “championship”
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I still don't get why there are two shitty bowls right before the championship.
I always thought it used to be progressively better games ending with the NC.
Yep it doesn't make sense.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
Ran out of room at the beginning of the calendar?
Then again, I don’t know why they can’t play two games on Dec 22.
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, this.
Thanks for cramming 4-5 decent to really good games on the same day instead of stacking the crappy games early.
by wazzu93 on Jan 3, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They've been putting filler bowls in before NC for a few years now
It was International Bowl/GMAC Bowl before.
At least the GoDaddy bowl should be damn fun
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
But that was since FOX owned BCS coverage and ESPN had to air something college football-related
Now ESPN owns the BCS, I don’t see the use of filler bowls
no bowl on thursday, but they put two crappy bowls up against NFL playoffs.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
NFL Playoffs would only ever get beaten in ratings by
An orgy featuring Allison Brie, Scarlett Johannsen, Anne Hathaway, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, etc
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
C'mon, Michigan DM, you could've hit that backbreaker w/the plume.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
apparently a badass band.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He did, but he just used his head instead of his shako for maximum effect.
Miami (FL) fan, Florida A&M alum, Marching "100" supporter. Yep, that's me.
the fuck is this "band?"
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 8:15 PM EST reply actions
/bacon.jpg.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
If this one goes down to a kick, someone should say, "And this one is for all the Mayhem."
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Jan 3, 2012 8:19 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
"Chicago Maroon" is a very nice way of saying "rust."
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:20 PM EST reply actions
OHOHOHOHOHO

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 3, 2012 8:20 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
/ACCCG
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What was that?

The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
That section hanging off the end doesn't look like they are having fun.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Age of Empires quality graphics right there.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
If the audio-visual equipment really has become self-aware, there's gonna be mayhem there tonight
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 3, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
they're gonna have to pump in crowd noise like they do at carolina basketball games
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
By the way:
It figures that UK would block the one jump shot which is the toughest to block on our team but leave that flaming hot IU shooter wide open as a trailer.
We tried to foul, didn't do a real good job of it (but they should've called it anyway) and I think the no-call caught Darius offguard
Sposed to be SEC
They needed that game
God did they ever need that game. I thought the refs handed it to them on a platter (and still do) but liked it anyway because I thought the loss would wake Kentucky the fuck up (although it hasn’t so far), and an Indiana resurgence is good for our rivalry with them.
Sposed to be SEC
Pity the Dome replaced the different colored seats with plain gray ones.
In past years it was harder to tell when it was empty.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
HA HO I TELL YA WHAT THESE TEAMS TRAVEL
THAT’S WHY I CALL THEM TRAVELERS.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 3, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/K State murders people
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Nope.
Michigan and VT are both paying the Sugar Bowl at least $200,000 to be in this game because of unsold tickets. I suspect that the actual dollar amount is higher.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Meanwhile K State is buying up everything in Dallas that Arkansas isn't
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
All the tickets are sold, but you can still buy tickets on Stubhub at least.
Prices are starting to be reasonable.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Heard the tickets were around $9 per this afternoon.
by Buffalo Bill's Zub on Jan 3, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
They were $15 a couple of days ago, so not a shocker.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
So what's the score of the Tulane game?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ok. i think i need to put the laptop down until at least halftime.
too nervous/anxious/excited and i don’t trust myself right now
GO BLUE!!
¡Arriba maíz y azul!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 3, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
Why is Rick Perry singing the national anthem?
by Counter Trap on Jan 3, 2012 8:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
lol
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
the mad men guy can sing?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:22 PM EST reply actions
Sounds like it.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 3, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
Hokies!

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 8:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
silly hokies using deadfall camo in the desert
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I think I'm for Michigan.
Feels kinda dirty.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I got points on Michigan. We'll be ok
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Welcome aboard!
We have cake!

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bad allicolls!
No cake for you!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm just so confused by a non-SEC Sugar Bowl.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Now you know how we felt last year with TCU in there,
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think Michigan is just better this year.
Denard Robinson & all
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Why?
My only beef with Virginia Tech is that their rejection gave us Missouri.
Actually I’m quite livid about that.
Sposed to be SEC
With no dog in the fight at all, Michigan's more fun I guess?
I unexpectedly found myself cheering for the fighting Denards in that crazy Notre Dame game, so I guess I’m staying with it.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Y u mad tho?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
U know better than anyone why I mad
&c.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 3, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This.
He’s wearing Birkenstock clogs, for fucksake.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Muahahahahahahaha.
They’re your problem now!
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
You see, they're not wearing shirts because of the sweltering southern weather.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh god, never Louisville.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
If the SEC had added Louisville
I think we would have 51 states in the Union. Kentucky and “The State of Fern Creek Louisville”
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
for the record
In the bizarre alternate universe where New York State has good high school football and so a second team worthy of being in an AQ conference, I’m totally okay with them being the same conference as us.
But Virginia Tech wouldn't come without Virginia
And Virginia would be a great SEC scho-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
I'm for METEOR
we all know no innocent bystanders are present anyhow.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 3, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My Dad is there!
No meteors!!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
NONE OF THE METEORS!
Besides, I don’t want to damage the Dome either.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
"I know he can block shots but I didn't think he was a shot blocker"
“There is a difference between a shot blocker and someone who sometimes blocks shots”
Who the fuck is announcing this?
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
I'm pretty sure Boise would have traveled better than either.
by Counter Trap on Jan 3, 2012 8:25 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Boise would get more casual fans.
Esp on tv
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
How many of the Notre Dame-Michigan 2011 clips?
All. All of them.
Excuse me while I get blackout.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:26 PM EST reply actions
So, um, I'll talk to you tomorrow?
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
I keed.
I have to be good tonight.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
later folks.
see you at halftime, perhaps
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 3, 2012 8:26 PM EST reply actions
I'm sick of the "I SCORED A TOUCHDOWN I'M GONNA PANTOMIME EATING"
I didn’t think I’d find something that I hated more than the 3-goggles in basketball. I was wrong.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
/shitload of hot air on CNN
THAT MICROPHONE IS NOT FUCKING FURRY ENOUGH
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Also, ESPN gets 6 gold stars for using Dr. John
They get a one-day stupid pass from me
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
HAIL! TO THE VICTORS VAILIANT
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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HAIL! HAIL! TO MICHIGAN! THE LEADERS AND BEST!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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HAIL! TO THE CONQUERING HEROES
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
HAIL! HAIL! TO MICHIGAN! THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WEST!
Death is the only great adventure I have left. - Capt. James T. Hook
When the university was founded, it was the West
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And San Diego...
Also, Hawaii is now apparently in the Mountain region
Same reason Northwestern is Northwestern
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
oh god it is worse than boomer sooner
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
It's not as bad as USC and others, they just play the hell out of it.
But I don’t really care who wins so I’m rooting for the hideous colors team. :P
Every team plays the hell out of their fight song.
Some are just more noticeable because they’re more unique.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
Good god please get those
colors off of my tv.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Pac-12 crew tonight
I’d recognize those glasses anywhere
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 8:29 PM EST reply actions
Wait that dude again?
/only following this game through EDSBS tonight
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 3, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
OH SHIT I HATE GLASSES MCFUCKFACE
HOW DID HE GET THIS GAME?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 3, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He tried to vote for third party candidate in Flprida in 2000
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
OSUWife just asked me, "What are Virginia Tech?"
Me: “The Hokies.”
She: “What the fuck is a Hokie?”
Me: /shrug
A castrated turkey.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Robbie Caldwell has never worked with Hokies.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
by Specter177 on Jan 3, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A castrated turkey
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And that's a hive.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
of scum and villainy
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
tonight they are playing the role
of over-rated football team
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
PAC-12 REFS!
Get ready for
ALL THE HOLDING
ALL THE PASS INTERFERENCE
ALL THE PERSONAL FOULS
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
HOW DELIGHTFUL
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Holding?
Michigan hasn’t seen a holding call in 10 years.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
and all the bullshit about firing all the shitty refs in the offseason
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
Mua'dib chant in background.
/Dune’d
by Counter Trap on Jan 3, 2012 8:29 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
the spice must flow!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 3, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
SMART BOARDS
SMART BOARDS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Apparantley, CNN thinks Ron Paul is gonna win because he has been tweeted about the most
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
DON'T FORGET POSITIVELY
Because CNN can apparently measure that
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
I hear the election is going to be decided by Klout in 2012.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 3, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Ron Paul could pull this out. Young voters love him.
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
While I won't delve into spidery topics
Doesn’t Iowa have lot of passionate evangelical voters (who are likely social conservatives and vote for Bachmann/Perry/Santorum/etc)?
Santorum is third, Paul and Romney ahead right now.
So, yeah, this is actually a really interesting primary
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Frankly, I don't see any way Romney fails to win the primary
Anybody else seems to be “Flavor of the Month” at this point
Can we please stop all the Iowa caucus talk?
I know it isn’t spidery yet, but I like most of the people posting about it, and I don’t want to see you guys gone.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
lol what?
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
And if there isn't, there will be in about 15 minutes.
/lolnowe’regonnadie
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 3, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
And so says Fearless Leader, below.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
SO SAY WE ALL
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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REST. OF. THE. INTERNET.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
I want to talk about the cool CNN shit god damnit
THEY HAVE SMART BOARDS THAT CAN THROW INFORMATION FROM ONE SCREEN TO THE OTHER
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No
But they have 3D chess
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
So did my high school economics teacher.
No one gives a shit.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
So do I
don’t care
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
tenth'd, or whatever it is by now
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
LOL NO JOURNAL FOR U.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
1 more source & cite till I'm done with law journal forever
and fuck to that shit, I say.
If a professor insults us by giving us an article lacking even a basic attempt at bluebooking and grammar, I reserve the right to give him an edit that lacks a basic attempt at civility or insight
Sposed to be SEC
As a non-law journaler
and as a person who had to “make up” his own citation rules for a lot of digital sources (seriously the prior version of Bluebook had NO guidance) I have no room to troll like that
Here is The Twitter
I recommend printing off a Yahoo! Answers thread and giving it to him.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Huckabee won because he was a minister at one point
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
HEY YOU GUYS WANT LIVE IOWA UPDATES?
LOLJK
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
Wait
Don’t tell me ESPN is doing that in the game
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
It would be better than Tebow, NFL, or Penn State updates
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Energy engine?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:31 PM EST reply actions
Molk injured.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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SON OF A FUCKING WHORE
COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT DICKPUNCH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK
So, straight to the hard liquor?
Straight to the hard liquor.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
So, um, I'll talk to you tomorrow?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
No, I'll be ok.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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You're missing a "CHICKEN ASS SHIT!"
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
God, does ESPN know how does this commenting system works?
Also, they are now just trolling non-SEC fans nowadays.
by Bus Crasher on Jan 3, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Oh goody, time for this!

My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 3, 2012 8:35 PM EST reply actions 13 recs
I do what I can
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Oh, bullshit. The snap was fine.
Robinson just dropped it. This will be a long night if they stay on his dick like that.
Bunch of old white dudes gathered around a table in the kitchen, counting paper ballots with no accountability
Hopefully Andrew Jackson cleans this up.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Andrew Jackson getting a surprising amount of traction with his "FREE WHISKEY AND CHEESE" platform
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Intereft, newfletter, &c.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 3, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Fearless Leader must be backing J.Q. Adams
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
In Kentucky it's "Free Bourbon and Burgoo"
Yes, it has actually happened
Here is The Twitter
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 3, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The whole "no liquor sales on election days" thing is infuriating
OH GREAT NOW YOU’VE DRIVEN THE VOTERS TO THE ‘SHINE STILLS THAT’S REALLY GONNA MAKE THEM VOTE ALL THE WISER
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 3, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Jesus Christ on a crutch Savannah State is awful
We were ahead 21 to 9 before they finally hit a 3. They are also trying to out fast pace us.
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Over three minutes into the game and y'all haven't filled the thread yet?
Sons, I am dissapoint.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
Unless he has a shrink-ray
that QB will always gain a couple yards post-contact.
We need to call Reducto.
Now CNN is just fucking showing off what they can do with their smart boards
Holy shit Paul is winning the born again/evangelical vote
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Charlie is putting the old gang back together at KU
Hired Rob Ianello (WR and Recruiting Coordinator) after Ianello went 2-22 at Akron as Head Coach.
Already hired is Ron Powlus as QB coach.
So is this a sound strategy for KU football?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions
Christ on a cracker, that man is dumb.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
That's all I needed to know.
KU being irrelevant in football is good.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
We can get the band back together!
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
by WatsonTiger on Jan 3, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The mere fact that Weis is attempting it makes it obvious that it is not a sound strategy.
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
I read that as 'gangbang'
seems more apt
PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."
STRATEGIC. CALORIC. ADVANTAGE.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 3, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Michigan tackling looks like something I belk'd up.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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Hokies!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
ATTN:

He’s here, and he’ll be here all night for those of you wishing to get into all but the most superficial and glib of political talk.
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Jan 3, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Yay!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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/gets shot
//continues speechifyin’
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
thread hits 1500 based on replies to fearless leader alone
I’m from Alabama it really doesn’t matter which way I vote
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
huh...was expecting political spider instant meltdown
must be the beer
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 3, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Then I shall stick to talking about CNN Technology stuff
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 3, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Frankly, I see absolutely no reason that my hard-earned dollars should
be taken by the government and given to the so-called “T. Rex community” so they can have free tools simply because they are too lazy to properly grow their upper limbs like the rest of us.
by Guynemer on Jan 3, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I brought you here to defend me against these characters and the only one on my side is the bloodsucking EDSBS lawyer
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Glib political talk?
Here is a quiz about things Kim Jong-il is looking at. (Fo real. Has anyone ever been photographed looking at random stuff as often as that guy?)
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
?

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
Here ya go!
“Carrot Juice Is Murder” by The Arrogant Worms:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Hokie fan said he was coming to T-town to do volunteer work
/immediately start cheering for Hokies
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
And Kenyon man-
Go Lords!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
DUMB HOKIE
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions
That was delightful.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Sometimes, you just gotta go down.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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Holy crap dude, where are you going?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Graduate of the Taylor Martinez school of emergency field position management, I see.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Welcome!
BTW, your turn is up in WWF
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Pretty much.
I like to compete, it was a long break, and I accept all challengers
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Working on it.
Mane, Rev hate part-time preschool. Furk.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
You need to read Thujone from this past fall.
“Mane, Aggy hate bat purp” has become one of our favorite memes.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
(Kyle Field actually has a bat colony in it that they can't get rid of,
and AD Bill Byrne has actually mentioned, in donation appeals, guano removal as an expense in the athletic budget.)
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 3, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
can't get rid of or wont?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Don't remember if the Mexican Freetail Bat is a protected species
Or they don’t want to look like assholes gassing thousands of bats, but for some reason they can’t get rid of them. Me, I love bats because they eat fucking mosquitos.
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 3, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
well i'm with you, but i don't think you can exterminate bats
we had bats in the sorority. we weren’t allowed to kill them. made for some uh, interesting nights.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Note: NOT SAFE WHEN KIDS ARE AROUND
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
or at work
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
texas does it to me
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
work? hahahaha, no one here in Hawaii actually works.
or at least, that’s the impression I get most of the time.
//And kids only get on the computer when everything else is closed.
At least I have a beach.
fine fine fine, like in the car as you go to class
or next to mormons.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Erm, Hokies?
You go this —→ way.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Not when you have Mike Martin trying to eat you.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Best way to follow a 20 yard loss
Is with a false start!
It's a time for egg nog and tequila.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 3, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Five more yards the other way
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions
2nd and Goal from the 31 is some Cleveland Browns-type shit, Hokies
No, that’s not a complement
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Wait, what?
I looked down, then I looked up and VT’s on the 31 yard line, yet the graphic says “2nd and goal”. WTF?
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
GROWN. ASS. HOKIES.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
QB Draw on 3rd and Goal from that far out??
by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 3, 2012 8:44 PM EST reply actions
Wait Bobo has been fired and rehired this fast?
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 3, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Has anyone ever seen Bobo and
Stinespring in the same room?
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
LET'S HAVE A FIELD GOAL TIME
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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I missed it - what happened to Rimington Award Center Man from Michigan?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
/curled up in a ball rocking back and forth in the corner
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
and if not, there are plenty of kittens in shelters looking for a good home.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Old South: Was the UK band just playing an up-tempo version of My Old Kentucky Home??
Or did I just imagine that?
Here is The Twitter
So thanks to that run David Wilson has 5 runs for -6 yards and a long run of 11.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Yo Nick, you watch the squaredy ring stuff. What was your reaction to the big return last night?
I got goosepimples!
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
Can I bitch about Lance Armstrong? Ok I will
at worst a cheating liar.
at best a douche.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Ahem.

Wait – what? Oh. Okay – carry on, then.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 3, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I could not tell if I was in a Dinasaur zone .....
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Bitching about steroids isn't spidery
It’s a sports issue
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
And I go back and forth. He has done lots of good. But if he is a cheat, which trumps????
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Well do you see the glass half empty or half full?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
the classic Jean Valjean dilemma
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 3, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Just giving you shit, my good man.
On the whole, I think you’re spot on here.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
must give each other shit, or else we are not alive.
Pretty sure Moliere said that. ;)
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
...

This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
He probably doped
But cycling is the dirtiest sport ever. Can’t exactly fault him more than anyone else. It’s part of the sport, for better or worse.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 3, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yea, I don't care about baseball, baseball stats, and the "heart" of baseball.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
We've had a steroids in baseball discussion. Cycling is way dirtier than baseball is/was
Bigger issue with baseball is how do you incorporate stats from all the previous eras.
Forget roids. You got dead ball era, spitball & pine tar common days, amphetamine usage, segregation/negro league numbers, etc etc
I suffer from Meticulous Hamburglarism and Harmon's Kleptomania.
/Dock Ellis throws no-no
//is tripping balls on acid
///CLOWNFRAUD
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
This is New Orleans, not Detroit.
They’re using spears.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What's with the universally hideous cheerleader uniforms?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Molk's back!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
16 days to Archer.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions
i never miss it
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Umm, no.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Lana!
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
OK, so how many commercials were purchased for these games? Four?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
NO DAMMIT NO FORDHAM
Oh well, whatever
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 3, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions
/NDNation harrumphs
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
LOL SETON HALL
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 3, 2012 8:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Also, what the fuck is a Fordham?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The same John Skelton that somehow through a bomb to Larry Fitzgerald knocking me out of the fantasy playoffs and $700?
Fuck that guy. Fuck Fordham
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
by The Assman 1 on Jan 3, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not sure
but I know we lost to it.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 3, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
I think it has granite or something.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mrs. Rev asked me if they finally let shot that Nelly song in the head. Anyone know?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
It's no longer Capital One Bowl Fortnight.
I think we might be done… until the non-BCS come back in a few days.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
And there was much rejoicing.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
to the Hokies.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Goddammit Denard.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Don't even know who that was to
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Masterful armpunting, Denard!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
/jingles keys?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Ohohohohoho, Hokies.
This is just the lulling phase.
Soon.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions
Are you sure?
It seems to me their DB’s actually look and find a ball
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 3, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure.
You’ll see.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
I hope you are right
But that was in the blue BEES uniform.
These are the white WTF uniform, similar to the Sparty debacle.
Dan Beebe has received a vote in the Iowa Caucus.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 3, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I shit you not.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 3, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
The fake Dan Beebe should be fun to read on this.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 3, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Delany and Silve annex White House, Lincoln Memorial, National Cathedral
//Beebe gonna Beebe
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
There are other types of Denard passes than chuck it and hope your guy comes down with it?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
If Michigan wins this game, they might get a split national championship
Giving them their second since Truman
Sposed to be SEC
you are dissing your own trolling? Honey, you had a bad day, huh?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Watching these offenses
after Stanford/Okie State is gonna be tough…have to apply more alcohol.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Glasses McFuckface tried to flag Michigan for having 11 men on the field.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 3, 2012 8:59 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
only eleven players on the defense?
for shame.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Derek Dooley thinks they aren't trying hard enough.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 3, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Hived
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 3, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
Derek Dooley only thinks about his pants and hair.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
And shower discipline.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
and transfer restrictions
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I saw "Water Lillies" over Christmas.
Am I qualified to coach Tennessee?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
yes?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
can you count to 11?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
was your dad a well known football coach?
you went to law school, so that’s half
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Derek Dooley thinks this defensive scheme will never work
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 3, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/derek-dooley.jpg
"Hello, Nicholas Sparks. My pets adore your children's books." -Spencer Hall
Also, Fuck Clemson.
by Gamecock2002 on Jan 3, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We in the West are a generous bunch.
We want t o give the gift that keeps on giving, Pac-12 ref derp.
by wazzu93 on Jan 3, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Are they the gift that keeps on giving all of us the business?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 3, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, those are ACC refs.
/roncherry.jpg
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 3, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
So we haven't jumped yet?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
is there another link up? I came in and this was still top of list
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Nope.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
We're unable to keep up the fury of last night's commenting.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
work is a BITCH
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
I'm fairly okay with this
I can actually pay some attention to the game tonight.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 3, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
I mean I'm not complaining, just at 1000+ already
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Umm, I prefer refs that don't appear aroused by the call they're making
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 3, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
this guy definitely has a hard on for personal fouls
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
He must have a bone to pick with Michigan.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 3, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
You think that wood influence his calls?
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 3, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
For some reason I still chuckle
every time VT gets called for a chop block.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
And FUCK.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
30rd and 20?
Ha, no problem.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions
/GERG flashbacks
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Shades of GERG
I always felt better about 3rd and 4 than 3rd and 15 with GERG; never felt GOOD, mind you, just less suicidal.
Wisconsin-MSU bounceyhoops tied at 50 entering OT.
Oh bIG hoops, will you ever fail to make us want to gouge our eyes out?
The only thing to fear is Wake Forest
Shit.
Meant to say it’s all part of the Hokies plan, make Michigan thing they’re playing good defense and then hit the 3rd and long play.
by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 3, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
3rd and 20 and 3rd and 13, and no QB draw?
What is this magic you’re doing, VT?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I demand maize and blue win
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
NEIN
Hokies!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
NEIN
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Jesus UM
3rd down defense is a foreign concept?
Charter member of the Tyrann Mathieu fan club
#firecraigjames
/belks
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
We are over 1000. Time to jump
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/3/2680685/sugar-bowl-thread-2#comments
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/3/2680685/sugar-bowl-thread-2#comments
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/3/2680685/sugar-bowl-thread-2#comments
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/1/3/2680685/sugar-bowl-thread-2#comments
"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"
by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 3, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions
x

"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 3, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
why did you do that me?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 3, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
perfect time to switch threads
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Tech should just kneel on 1st and 2nd in order to get to 3rd and long.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 3, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions
Special Sugar Bowl Confession
As a Buckeye fan, I really love Michigan’s cheerleaders. I mean totally adore. Those old-school uniforms? I’ll be in my bunk. /lusty-eyed
"Not through speeches and majority decisions will the great questions of the day be decided - that was the great mistake of 1848 and 1849 - but by iron and blood!."--Otto von Bismarck
Fogletence
Probably mis-spelled but he is a notorious bad referee (ask a Ute). That landed him in the review booth. Can’t believe he still has a gig. We had him permanently removed from Home game reviews.
Michigan, you stink
I have NEVER seen the waters of college football parted wide like this to give a so-so team 11 wins. Easy schedule, a pillowy soft draw in a BCS bowl, then Beamer inexplicably going into the Four Corners. And if that’s not enough, the Tech kid makes an unbelievable catch, and there is just enough technology to tell the refs it probably didn’t happen. Then the third-string Tech kicker (after the first two kickers get ousted for DISCIPLINARY REASONS), double-clutches before the snap and chokes on a grapefruit.
Enjoy your Prague Spring, wolvies. The tanks roll into Ann Arbor on Oct. 20.
U CAN HAZ BUTTHURT REPORT FORM?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 4, 2012 8:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Are we still handing those out?
I thought we ran out of carbon copy paper
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 9:03 AM EST up reply actions
After that post, I may make him copy his out longhand.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 4, 2012 9:04 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was just hoping to see someone wearing purple on their hand all day as punishment
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 4, 2012 9:10 AM EST up reply actions


































