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so we over here now?

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Jan 29, 2012 7:48 PM EST reply actions  

preseny

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

or present

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

Here's where I leave y'all.

I’m heading to my Mom’s to teach her how to use Netflix in preparation for her 5 weeks on the couch post-knee replacement. I will also snuggle with the Corgi and the Noodle, and watch Downton Abbey. Enjoy your Pro Bowl!

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

Good luck to your Mom

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks.

She has a couple weeks before surgery but she’s needed it since the early 80s. She’ll be teaching her AP Calculus class from home once she’s coherent but I told her it was time to finally figure out how to work Netflix on the Blueray player or she’ll die of boredom.

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Best of luck to your mom

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 29, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

good luck

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Jan 29, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

KISSES tell momma hi for me

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Continuing the fight over Noah, emc:

this was her response to a queston: most handsome guy on the Chicago Bulls. So jersey chasing is less of an issue.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

at least she sticks with one team?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh?

Kyle Korver is an attractive man. Way overpaid, tho

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I learned my wife is in love with Kris Letang, so I can't really judge

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

LETS GO WMNT!!

suck it Canada
AMURICAH BITCHES!

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:51 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I of course meant USWNT

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

They're really becoming bullies now

I imagine its like what the USSR Hockey team was like.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I was gunna go Team USA dream team era

but that actually works better

good on ya haha

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, the OTHER Randy Moss

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

WOW

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

....yea

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Attention: I am mildly lactose intolerant and have just eaten a shitton of cheese.

Hilarity may not ensue.

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

a better question, why did I remember?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you forget? Or did you not care?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Because it's the Pro Bowl

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, that's why

Think I’ll do some EDSBS trivia

by db5 on Jan 29, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

And I can't!

Oh the Horror! Pro Bowl sucking my soul now.

by db5 on Jan 29, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

competent line?

or just being like “meh we aren’t allowed to tackle lhim so why try”

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Defenses in Pro Bowl are not allowed to blitz so the line knows exactly who to block

Makes it much easier

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

well i get that.

just thinking that they aren’t blocking either just kinda standing in the way

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

full Clint Dempsey Red Alt Jersey in effect

wrong color and gender

but it’s still got the American seal of approval

question: Should we change the US Soccer logo?

I know we’re the stars and stripes but stars are supposed to signify winning the cup

thoughts?

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:57 PM EST reply actions  

Yes

We shouldn’t have stars.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

and a less doofy looking logo

the soccerball shooting through the US reeks of 94 jerseys haha

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

No. The stars are obviously not championship stars

Championship stars sit above the logo. These are integral to the logo and representative of the stars on the flag.

Chile uses a star similarly.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 29, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

we could argue positioning

but you have a solid point

reference

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

That positioning is way better

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the logo with the snake curled around the soccer ball...

This one:

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

it is awesome

but it is also property of NIKE

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, I know, this is my issue

I’m sure they could figure out a deal where the USSF could have it, for a reasonable fee

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

it has historical backing looks great and the colors look good

another problem I have with the actual logo is the gold outline

just the black outline makes this logo look much better

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

The frost... sometimes it makes the blade stick

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

Cutting meat?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

The ice wall?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

What book?

/was referring to flat earthers

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Game of Thrones

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh. Over my head there.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

No, it's just the Wall in the series too

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a rec

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 29, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

The folks at the Mothership

Set the Pro Bowl lateral madness to Benny Hill music.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 29, 2012 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

31 goals and three clean sheets so far in Olympic Qualifying

USWNT ain’t nothing to fuck wit

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

NBCSports new channel thingy

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

so versus?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

haha yea

it just kicked off

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks.

The Canadian coach talks a lot of smack. I hope the US lays the lumber.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 29, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

we'll shut him up

though I like his suit

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, he kind of has to, yes?

42-3-5 for the US against the Canadians

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

ok important question

how do they choose the pro bowl cheerleaders?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

Just get locals from Hawaii?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

SHENANIGANS

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Cheerleader Combine?

Oh, god. I take back the idea, NBC Sports. You can’t have it!

by Attie Hat on Jan 29, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, I hate when I hit the wrong key and kill my Kerbalans

Landing on the Mun again, hit at good speed but the ground was uneven and a tail fin broke off. I had about a half-second to fire the engine and get out of there… and I hit the space bar.

Even Jeb was terrified. And they survived the crash, so they’re now soon-to-be mummies on the Mun.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 29, 2012 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

Touchdown AFC! A total of 28 points in the first quarter....

Why can’t they score like this in regular games?

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 29, 2012 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

Well, they can't all play like the Mountaineers!

/high five up top!

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 29, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Back at ya!

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 29, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Soccer managers rocking suits

it’s kinda awesome

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

my first time browing edsbs on the weekend (without football)

had no idea you guys went like 8 pages deep
impressive

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 29, 2012 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

we....we get bored?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

In the legal sense

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

We can buy and consume liquor....

That’s about as far as I’ll commit.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 29, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

and sometimes that doesn't count either does it?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

its kinda sad that the most "adult" people other than family you find are the assholes on the internet

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

i know honey i know

/pats emc on the head

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't go so far as to say that

It’s just that, instead of going out with my buddies on a weekend or whatever, I’m at home with the kid now.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

i see nothing wrong with this.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I NEED THE DRESSING ON THE SIDE.

/dumps all of dressing on salad

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 29, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS STEAK WAS UNDERCOOKED

Ma’am, you ate all of it. There’s not even any fat left on the plate.

I WANT A NEW STEAK

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Friend told me two stories from her mom who works at a suburban Dominicks

One time, a guy walks in with an empty pizza box and goes “It was burned. I want a new one.” Had to give it to him. The other one is a lady who walks in, asks for a sample of two slice of bread, then gets some deli meat and some cheese, makes a sandwich and then walks away. Every week like clockwork

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, fuck that

You’re not getting a refund or anything if you eat the food. I don’t care if you don’t come back

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I've never ever sent anything back.

My food would actually have to be burned to a crisp for me to send it back. If I dont like something, if it’s poorly cooked, shitty, or had terrible service I’ll leave a smaller tip and not go back to the restaurant.

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I vehemently disagree with that approach

By leaving a smaller tip you’re punishing the waitress, who had literally nothing to do with the preparation of your food. If the food isn’t satisfactory, say something. We’ll fix it. Your tip should be based on the quality of the service you receive from your waitress.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

/curious look

You don’t belong in my brain, Emperor. This is not what we agreed to.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, I always assumed it was split between the front and the back of the house

I’ve never had food bad enough to warrant that. I’ve had places I wont go back to, though. Only time I’ve tipped less than 20% is when our waitress basically forgot about us, never gave us refills of water without prompting and took like 40 minutes to take our order.

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, the waitress split tips, with US? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

Cooks get paid full wages. Waitresses get paid a much smaller wage because they get tips

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Filed away for future use

I do make a point of mentioning something to the waiter if the food is particularly awesome.

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

At most, waitresses will tip out to bus staff and bar staff.

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by PAK on Jan 29, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

What, you punish the poor server for the kitchen's incompetence?

If your food’s cooked badly enough to give you pause, you ask that it be made right. If they don’t make it right, then don’t eat there again and tell your friends.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

If I have something that isn't great, I'll generally tell the manager after I'm done eating-

the tip should be entirely separate from the taste, as the cooks don’t get any of that. But, my return to the restaurant depends on the manager’s response

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

DON'T TELL ME AFTER YOUR DONE

I can’t do shit about it if you’re finished eating.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

what if it's not food related?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Good to know.

I will keep that in mind.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure you can.

There’s lots of things you can do after the fact that will satisfy the customer (sometimes all it takes is listening), although I wouldn’t comp the meal if they didn’t raise the issue before polishing it off.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Obviously, I'm referring specifically to flavor related concerns.

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I always say something straight away

because, frankly, about 3/4 of the time what happens is they make it right AND comp my plate.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Or at the very least comp your drinks

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

It's more of a "next time" thing, if there was something a bit off...

it hasn’t happened more than once or twice, though

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I NEED LOTS OF ICE IN MY DIET COKE. LOTS.

NO THAT’S TOO MUCH ICE TAKE IT BACK.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 29, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I WANNA DIET COKE CAUSE I'M WATCHING CALORIES.

I’D LIKE THE SALAD. WITH EXTRA BACON. AND TWO EXTRA THINGS OF BLUE CHEESE. AND A SIDE OF FRIES. WITH THOUSAND ISLAND DRESSING. AND THAT DESSERT WHAT HAS THE MOLTEN CHOCOLATE. AND LET’S START WITH SOME MOZZARELLA STICKS

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Here is your Indiana driver's license, sir.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

How did the Chili cook-off go?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

good question

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty well.

Finished third out of 13 entries, which isn’t bad for my first try. Definitely entering again next year.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 29, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Congrats!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Gracias!

The winning entry was fucking fantastic. Apparently it contained two different whiskeys.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 29, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

THEY TOLD YOU WHAT WAS IN IT?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Most of the time, you're required to disclose WHAT is in it.

You just don’t have to disclose how much.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

really? strange.

all the ones i’ve been to you only have to say main piece nothing else

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Up north, we have more allergies.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe if you didn't cover everythign in ranch

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Well done.

How awesome was #1 chili?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

we're adults?

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice Hive

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 29, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Canada coming out aggressive

let’s maintain possession and smother em

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

GOAL!!!!

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

Goal! Alex Morgan.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 29, 2012 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

she makes me want to grow my hair out again....sigh.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

PAY ATTENTION!

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

My bad.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Canada not demoralized though

they are getting after the ball

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

MINE BITCH

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

doesn't it scare you that y'all have the same taste in women REPEATEDLY

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

and I DO have a thing for blondes

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I researched this matter, and it is apparently not true.

Chloe simply has just as good a chance.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

MAYBE STEMPKE THINKS I'M BETTER LOOKIN THAN Y'ALL AND WILL THEREFORE HAVE THE BETTER CHANCE

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

NONSENSE

I am totally sexy.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

according to the women who like steve buscemi

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I find that very hurtful.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

hugs?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

NO HUGS

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

jerb?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

/sniffs and pays rapt attention to infomercial

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

EDSBS reacts:

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

You can fucking have Alex.

I claimed Megan MONTHS ago and nobody challenged it then. SHE MINE.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Canada: "This is our chance to make a statement!"

USA: goal in first 5 minutes

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

DISCOUNT DOUBLECHECK!

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by wahoocrew on Jan 29, 2012 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

oh yea just launching the ball down the field is a great strategy right Bob?

Canada has BradleyAIDS

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

This isn't a Bradley invention, it's English

/hoof the ball to the striker
//defense takes possession
///hoof the ball back to the other end of the field
////repeat

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

A wild Brazilian appears!

All Englishman are Stunned!

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

actually you could say that for the Netherlands too

attack attack attack!

go go go go!

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

You could say it for anyone BUT the English

Well, Germans did the same thing until recently when they realized how horrible it is.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

¡Fútbol Bob!

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Wooo we got Devin Fuller

MORA QUARTERBACKS

I think we’re gonna have like 6 on scholarship next year, which means at least one will be healthy by the end of September

by bruinM on Jan 29, 2012 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

Somehow this is all Cade McNown' fault

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Now entering the game, Cade Mc-

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

HBO2

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Crap

Thanks for the info, though

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Is andy dalton sunburned?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

Is he outside? Then probably

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

No, just a ginger

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by wahoocrew on Jan 29, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Is the sun out? Then most likely.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 29, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I gotta admit

John Cena in the ring may be a gigantic fucking tool but he is an awesome guy.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

Judging by last year with Wrestlemania theme songs....

Be prepared for a whole October of MGK’s “Invincible” (yes from the commercial from that cell phone commercial where everything’s exploding) on TBS

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

I will admit the song they're using tonight is awesome

I actually wouldn’t mind it for Stanley Cup Playoff promos this spring (as long as it doesn’t go MLB WRITTEN IN THE STARS overboard)

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Which song?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Switchfoot is still a thing?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently

But it is a good song regardless

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Most important positions in sports

1. quarterback
2. Pitcher
3. Goalie

Hope Solo is a rock

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

yea I really didn't think the list through

shoulda just said Hope Solo is bad ass haha

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe NHL goalie

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd give you that

Chicago won on 2010 because Niemi hit s ridiculous hot streak. That, and the combo of Hossa, Byfuglien, Kane and Toews with Keith on defense. But mainly Niemi

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I disagree

The way the Blackhawks team is built features excellent defensemen (esp Keith and Hjalmarsson) which means the number of good shots a goalie faces each game is low compared to other teams. Ergo, as part of the Blackhawks team, goalies look and perform better than they are/have a right to perform.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Minor correction

Most important positions to their respective sports

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by wahoocrew on Jan 29, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

yea I REALLY should have just said Hope Solo is badass haha

considering I know nothing of baseball or hockey haha

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Well

Time for the stripper-off match for the night.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

I saw a clip off Vince McMahon forcing some female wrestler to strip to her undies in the middle of the ring

it was creepy

and how that related to Alabama 2011 highlights is beyond me

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

WAMBACH GOALLLLLLLLL!!11

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

does wambach just head balls all day?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

PHRASING

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

She might be the best aerial player in the world, on the women's side.

Certainly the best on the US squad, perhaps in either gender

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

ISWYDT

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 29, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

GOAL

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 29, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

Great goal from Morgan and Wambach there

nice run to the near post

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

Canada tries Get In Front Of Abby Wambach!

It’s not very effective.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 29, 2012 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

USA AINT NOTHING TO FUCK WITH

USA AINT NOTHING TO FUCK WITH!!

dominating the scoreboard but Canada is actually having good possessions

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

they have gotten at least two good looks in the box

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Hope Solo had to move around a bit one time.

Does that count?

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 29, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

we've taken the wind out of Canada early

Nick Saban boa constrictor time?

or Steve Spurrier Florida score board time?

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

Mike Brey sleeper hold time.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

They look to go full Spurrier

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

GOOOOALLLLL WAMBACH!

ROUT IS ON

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:38 PM EST reply actions  

Wambach with another goal.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 29, 2012 8:38 PM EST reply actions  

Wambach with the brace!

That was a beautiful strike from distance, and having two in their to clean it up was quite nice

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 8:38 PM EST reply actions  

Undertaker

scarred me as a kid haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_XOVh-cDtk

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Can we count Cena towards

“Massachusetts/New England fans are spoiled cause all their teams win all the time and won’t shut up about it,” minus the last part?

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

Yes.

I’m so happy Kane is wearing his mask so I don’t have to see the ugliness.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's see... "Big Red" Machine vs. Mr. OVERCOMING THE ODDS!

I see a wrestling equivalent of the 2009 NCAA Men’s Lacrosse Championship coming.

Granted that’s every Cena match anyway

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 8:43 PM EST reply actions  

wayyyyyy offsides

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:49 PM EST reply actions  

sidebar: Landy Cakes is having another good stint with Everton

let him stay over there MLS

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

Yes.

I know he makes them money, but they’ll make more money in the long run when the national team is good, which requires national team players to play against elite competition.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

and if you've already paid Becks beaucoup money

use him to sell tickets

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Evenin

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

did you take a nap?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

No. Some homework and filling out my grad ap.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

did you find out about jerbs yet?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah.

Each place said it’d take a couple of weeks

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

/patiently waits

//never hears anything from anywhere
///sigh

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 29, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

What type of grad school?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Canada almost got one back

Solo comes up big

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

Breakaway for Canada in the Olympic qualifier?

LOL NO HOPE SOLO IS BETTER THAN YOU.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

BAH GAWD KING

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 29, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

OH MAH GAW HE'S ATTACKING ZACK RYDER

HE’S IN A WHEELCHAIR KING, HE’S CRIPPLED AND KANE IS JUST KILLIN’ HIM

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

LONG ISLAND REPRESENT

WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

first half was dominate bitch slap in the face of all things Canadian

god bless amuricah

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

"Taken" or "Oceans 11"?

Badassery or UberCool?

Senative n. the destruction of one's political career by meme: [fr: middle Intrazweb Eynglush (2009-2020) note: post ASCII], see entry under "Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while enrolled at SMU".

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 29, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

Taken

always defer to Taken

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

where is taken?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

FXHD

The JUSTIFIED Channel

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 29, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius

I am the Commander of the armies of the north, General of the Felix Legion. Loyal Servant of the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 8:57 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

He's a phone throwing asshole

But damn that man can deliver a line well. The last shot of that movie is just awesome “…but not yet”

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

It kind of makes sense.

Employ accuracy on the little details, so you can get away with disregarding historical accuracy when it suits the story.

Basically gives them something to point to and say, “See?!? We know what we’re talking about.”

by Attie Hat on Jan 29, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

It's pretty funny how sometimes historical movies completely ignore history

But manage to get the little things right. Due surely, in no small part, to the historical consultants they hire to advise them. Sure, you can have a completely fabricated storyline, but dammnit if they arent going to get the design of the sword hilts accurate. See: Master and Commander, Gladiator, Alexander (x1000), Kingdom of Heaven, etc etc etc

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Say what you will about The Passion of the Christ (Don't actually say it here)

But I have to give them credit for doing it in Aramaic. Same goes for Apocalypto

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Quick's the word and Sharp's the action

so every hand to his rope or gun

Senative n. the destruction of one's political career by meme: [fr: middle Intrazweb Eynglush (2009-2020) note: post ASCII], see entry under "Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while enrolled at SMU".

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 29, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Laughed out loud

Rec for you.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 29, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Aim small, shoot small

Senative n. the destruction of one's political career by meme: [fr: middle Intrazweb Eynglush (2009-2020) note: post ASCII], see entry under "Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while enrolled at SMU".

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 29, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

no but the British would totally burn you in your church

rec for you

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

off the wall with this one

but watched The Greatest Game Ever Played today and if you ignore the Shia Lebouf Vomits it was actually pretty good

(another movie where the british are evillllll)

I don’t want to look like a steam punk dork but I want to dress like people did in the early 1900s – I’m seriously going to buy a Newsie hat and not give a damn what people thing

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

It's just odd, because then they fuck up by not using actual names

Roman names were very limited in their options

You have the Praenomen or Given name, but there was a list of names that were allowed. Maximius is close to Maximus, but not the same

Same for the Cognomen or Sur name – Decimus was not an acceptable surname. Decimitius is.

And the final name is supposed to be something earned. Since he was known for his battles in Germania it would have been Germanicus not Meridius

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Master and Commander was not completely fabricated

As written, the novel The Far Side of the World was based on the voyage of the USS Essex, which ravaged British whalers in the South Pacific, taking thirteen prizes in one month alone. She was finally trapped at Valparaiso, Chile, where the British frigate HMS Phoebe and the sloop-of-war HMS Cherub violated the neutrality of the harbor, and after a 2 1/2 hour battle, was taken with 58 dead and and 97 wounded. The British lost five dead and ten wounded.

In the book the Essex became the USS Norfolk, but for the movie it was thought that American audiences wouldn’t enjoy seeing an American frigate taken by the Brits, so the ship was changed to the French ship Acheron.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 29, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Spidery environmental considerations aside,

Were I born in the 19th century, I can think of few better adventures than a whaling voyage.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I call him Bud White

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by Burrito Electrico on Jan 29, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 29, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

heh, the PA guy said that on Rock n Roll Racing

anyone ever play that one on SNES?
very underrated game

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 29, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

or maybe it wasn't that game...

something like that
racking my brain on this one

i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...

by JunctionCrimson on Jan 29, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

holy shit amazon trying o sell me The Oblongs DVD

completely forgot that show

hilarious wish it hadn’t been canceled

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

I just turned to the women's soccer match and holy shit

Brandy Chastain has not been aging well

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, but that's pretty much any commentator during women's matches

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

She wouldn't even make this team.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

preppy . gq/ men's health. tom brady

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

UGGS?

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 29, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Good evening, fellow degenerates!

It took one brief Austin road trip to remind that funnier more awesome shit happens there than here in Dallas.

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by Burrito Electrico on Jan 29, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

squintyeyes

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

You'd'a loved it

Rugby team thwarted by bar manager from executing an apparent running gag, where someone from the team strips buck nekkid, goes to the bar across 4th Street, takes a shot, and comes back.

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by Burrito Electrico on Jan 29, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what squinty eyes were for! you didn't even invite me!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

/late reply'd

//went to bed early’d

It was a quick trip, I didn’t even call up my buddies that still live down there. A friend of mine is moving there in April and wanted my opinion on some of some of the locations she had picked, how good their locations were, if it was a good price, etc. Drove down Saturday morning and spent most of the day touring empty apartments.

She did find a place that is directly across Baton Creek from Zilker.

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by Burrito Electrico on Jan 30, 2012 8:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Variation on going "Zulu"

Had to do similar at party after I scored my first try…get up in front of party on stage, strip as everyone showers you with beer, continue to party naked in the crowd until the vets allow you to dress again.

by Phocion on Jan 30, 2012 12:02 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Talking about the WWE Spanish crew

That almost always means the next match they’re destroying their table

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

EL HIPOPOTAMO!

/Dances

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

me last night

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 29, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

por que?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

mostly the drinking, but also doing that with my paper due tomorrow

but I’m finished!

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 29, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

almost made it 4-0

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

And again.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

come on D I want a tournament clean sheet

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

GOAALLLL MORGAN!!

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

Water is wet, sun sets in the west, etc.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Experiencing it in person takes it to a new level.

Seeing a couple of “yell leaders” doing their thing in the visitors section at a football game is one thing. But when it’s the entire crowd…

by Narrow Right on Jan 29, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

I have no idea how Alex Morgan wasn’t ten feet offside, but apparently she wasn’t.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, I see that now on the replay.

First look, they didn’t cut to her until so long after the pass that the first you see is she’s ten yards past everyone. Just timed the run perfectly.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

It was beautifully timed.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

she started on own half,

and at the end made it look a bit harder then it really was

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

yeesh I thought she was onsides...

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

Juuuuuuuust a bit offside.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

on second look

I’m a moron apparently

WAY offsides

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Half step or so.

Definitely off, but not absurdly so.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Canada's coach appears to be a graduate of the Mike Brey Fashion Academy.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

Well, if he wants to keep USWNT from scoring more than 20,

that’ll work just fine.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Canada's had a couple half decent scoring chances.

Their defense, on the other hand is leaving a bit to be desired.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

AFN getting free Wrestling PPV's

That’s gotta be responsible for at least one person enlisting.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

Proximo, are you in danger of becoming a good man?

HA!

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

"is Canada still afraid of America?"

I wasn’t paying attention and my brain just went all Fallout “Let’s annex Canada!”

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

endless attack!!

we still got 26 minutes!

let’s go double digits!

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

AND WE'RE BACK!

Family dinner was had. 4.2lbs of sirloin consumed. sweet taters. faincy salad.

/happee

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by Boozy McHound on Jan 29, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

Thassalotta beef.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

By yourself? Dayum, son :-P

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

did I mention it was prepared as two slabs?

NOM NOM NOM NOM
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 29, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe it's because he already played a slave in Amistad and they wanted to avoid typecasting

But Djimon Honsou would have been better than Jamie Foxx is Tarantino’s new movie. He’s way more intimidating.

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

Jamie Foxx is a name they can sell better, too

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

You're probably right, they originally offered the role to Will Smith

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

that movie has a lot of names as it is

Leo, Samuel Jackson, Christoph Waltz….. Rza?

okay this movie is going to be awesome

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

It's supposedly incredibly violent... like NC17 rating violent

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

The Weinsteins, like most of Tarantino's work

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

The Weinsteins, like most of Tarantino's work

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The Weinsteins

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

That's primarily what they do

They buy distribution rights. The actual studio behind the movie is Sony, but I figured that’s not what you were asking

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

and it just gets better

I love me some buckets of color dye and corn syrup

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha

Kevin Costner had been cast as Ace Woody, a “vile and sadistic trainer of slaves who are forced to fight in death matches for a plantation owner (DiCaprio)” before he later dropped out due to scheduling conflicts, and has been replaced by Kurt Russell.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Kevin Costner could have pulled off sadistic

Mr Brooks comes to mind

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

My understanding of the character is that it's more "completely unhinged" like Russell in Death Proof

I don’t know that Costner can do that. Call, calculated, and uncaring, he could do

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

come on man he did Waterworld!

he pulled off fishman!

seriously though, you’re prolly right

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Mr Brooks was, quite probably, the role Costner was truly born to play.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I enjoyed that way too much myself

and Cook actually pulled off creepy thrill seeker

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Djimon Honsu is a badass

He was probably my favorite part of Blood Diamond

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't about that

DiCaprio’s “I’m from Rhodesia” mercenary is awesome

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked him a lot, but the accent was pretty grating

I had a high school English teacher from Soufrica, and DiCaprio’s accent stood out like a sore thumb. Great movie, though

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

He's not from South Africa, he's from Zimbabwe

I’d imagine since South Africa was a Dutch Colony and Rhodesia was British, the accents would be different

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

The accent is very similar

It’s pretty much considered to be one of the worst movie accents of all time.

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Careful

bad movie accentsh don’t react well with bulletsh.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Different accents for different places in the country.

Afrikaners (Boers) sound nothing like the white settlers from the Cape or Durban/Natal. Rhodesians sound more like British S. Africans than Boers, as that’s who largely settled the place at the insistence of one Cecil B. Rhodes. And even then, there are allegedly different accents from Rhodesian white people as compared to English white settlers in S. Africa proper, much like upcountry and lowcountry S. Carolina have differing accents

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

My co-workers from there co-sign this statement.

Ahh-cha! Ay! Ah! Ceh! etc . . .

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

He's rumored to be the favorite for the lead in the God of War movie...if they make one

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Weird.

If it went wonky on Tuesday or Wednesday I’d say it might have been the effects of that solar flare.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Update on shoes: GF didn't like them as much as facebook comments indicated

On to another idea for birthday gift…

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

important questions:

1) was she excited?
2) did you keep her?
2b) If no, where can I find her?

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by Boozy McHound on Jan 29, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Well

Unbeknownst to me at the time, it was towards the end of the relationship, so she was less excited than I expected. You can currently find her at UCLA Med school.

by bruinM on Jan 29, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I meant the welder.

MIG, TIG, stick, gas, what kind of setup man!

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by Boozy McHound on Jan 29, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

1 phase or 3 phase?

This makes me miss my old cars.
I have nothing to weld on anymore.
:(

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by Boozy McHound on Jan 29, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy pixels, Batman, use the height attribute!

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Again didn't realize the full size

This is happening a lot when I grab preview URL’s

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

WHY DON'T YOU JUST QUIT STEALING SHIT FROM GAWKER THEN

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm serious, Nick.

I’ve been bitching about this for a week now. And I am on a DIFFERENT COMPUTER than I was the other day, so it AIN’T ME.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be wonderful.

I don’t give a shit about ripping them off, but they’re obviously being bastards about hotlinking them.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

It ain't you

The picture never did fully load for me. I had to click the because it was killing my browser

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh. Loaded instantly for me.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Good lord that's a slow loading picture

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Classy.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

They are Bama fans.

What did you honestly expect?

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by Boozy McHound on Jan 29, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

oh... now i see it.

wow

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by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

oh rednecks haha

that’s horrible

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

all you can do is laugh and shake your head

Alabama is going to be Alabama

still not as bad as the guys getting pictures with Updyke

THAT went over well with the Barner message boards

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not saying I wish he was dead

I’m just wishing he would go away

the story in the lovely al.com which never has any irrational comments posted

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/01/2012_bcs_championship_harvey_u.html

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I imagine he'll have some time to himself to think for a while.

Particularly because I don’t see how he was allowed to leave the state.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it has been said that it's a matter of time

but I don’t really follow the story

it just gives me headaches

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, there's room for all of them.

Picture also relevant to the evening’s programming:

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Inches wide on a cross-header-header combo. Damn.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

Under "14 time national champions" they should've just printed

PAAAWWWLLL!

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

reply fail

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUFRENES?

We should form up a search party!

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Search Party of four

You can eat when you find the Dufrenes

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 29, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

PEOPLE ARE MISSING

HOW CAN YOU EAT AT A TIME LIKE THIS.

One of the longest Hedberg jokes, and yet might be his best

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I have used "If you're flammable, and have legs, you're never blocking a fire escape" more times than I can count

LOVE listening to him- I have one of his shows on my iPod, listen to it on every long road trip

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I have an oscillating fan. I like to ask it questions a fan would say no to

Do you keep my documents in order? Do you keep my hair in place? Do you have three settings? LIAR

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Juuuuuuuuuuust a little bit offsides.

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CONCACAF.com REALLY wants to make sure we know the score

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

is the USA playing tonight?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

women

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

oh. nm.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Women just closed out the Canucks, 4-0

Like, the whistle just went off

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

And I guess the answer to the question about event names being written bilingually in Canada remains yes.

I haven’t been to Vancouver, so I don’t know if it’s as bilingual as Ottawa. But I did catch the French translation of “Women’s Olympic Qualifying” on the side boards.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a federal law in Canada requiring dual signage in... most cases, though not all.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, right. I think I understand why that is.

Fun with Canadian politics!

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Basically, if federally funded, it's bilingual English-French anywhere in Canada

Despite (fun fact) Cantonese, Mandarin and Punjabi all having more native speakers in Vancouver than does French.

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by JoshCVT on Jan 29, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Women's team is kicking Canada's ass in the finals of the CONCACAF qualifying tourney.

Top two qualify, so they’re both in anyway. But the US went through the entire tournament with an aggregate score of 38-0.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Quite a bit different than the last cycle

Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 29, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

final whistle 4-0 democracy hamburgers and SUVs take the win

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

better than universal soldier.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

NEIN

Van Damme + Lundgren >>>> Russell + Lee

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Now any of Universal Soldier sequels on the other hand....

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

they were all pretty bad from the early to late 90's

YOU HAVE BEEN ERASED

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I've said it before and I'll say it again

Hong Kong movies are the best action films

though I have been on a Lethal Weapon and Die Hard kick as of late

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm trying to think of the turning point of when action movies got 1. semi believable again and 2.relatively good

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

The Borne Identity

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

minority report?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

well if you're going to Cruise

maybe Mission Impossible? But I’ve never been a big fan as they’ve gotten more goofy as the series went on

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking the first one might be the first of that new wave. It wasn't very goofy at all

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Cruise's Mission Impossible was a heresy

because it made Jim Phelps the bad guy.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 29, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait there's another Mission Impossible?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Relax, Opie.

It was before your momma’s time.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

OH MY GOD

There are people who think Cruise’s MI is original?

This planet. Not want to live on it any more.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 29, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Relax, Joe grew up in Singapore

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, I'll allow it.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 29, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

that's the only reason I know about the original. it was on tv there.

My mother’s words “The movies are so much better it’s not even funny”

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Seen, raised:

my friend teaches 4th grade. Sometimes, the day after an episode of Glee, the kids are all abuzz about the songs they heard last night, and wonder how the writers keep coming up with such awesome music.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

oh oh the pain

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

/grabs decorative-yet-still-functional katana off wall

//falls on it

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

was it purchased in Japan?

Or ‘acquired’ from 1942-5 and then passed around the USA?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I'm pretty sure it was

“made by some blacksmith in Florida”.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

We have some of the second

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, if we're saying M:I started the recovery

then the recovery started before the nadir hit.

M:I came out in 1996, after all.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Does "The Matrix" count in any of this?

The action was supposed to be somewhat unrealistic, so I don’t know if it fits your criteria.

by Narrow Right on Jan 29, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

the Matrix kick started the all CG action movie movement

I prefer stuntmen and stunt drivers doing crazy shit

it’s why I really like Jackie Chan’s Hong Kong films

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I've seen all the drunken master movies

and all the weird chinese vampire movies.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Drunken Master series is one of my favorites

Operation Condor as well

he almost died on the set of Operation Condor 2 and it didn’t even look like it would be in his top ten accidents

of course there’s always a spot for Rumble in the Bronx

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

And Trinity in leather/latex

Pseudo-religious fetish

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 29, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

The Matrix is why we have these damn Transformer movies

and goddam Avatar

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

guh

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know what you're talking about

there was just the one

/refuses to acknowledge two movies that claim to be Matrix sequels

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/watches speed racer

//has seizure

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep. Exactly.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 29, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Matrix is not responsible for shaky-cam

and CGI that whirs enough to give you motion sickness.

by Narrow Right on Jan 29, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

that would be BAD BOYS I and II

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

and Pearl Harbor.

/belks

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Bad Boys I

decent action movie

Bad Boys II

no dice

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

but it started the movement that resulted in that crap

at one point it was nothing but CGI neo fighting 50 CGI Mr. Smiths and there wasn’t a single actor on screen (from the movies I refuse to acknowledge of course)

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

yes. I'm entirely willing to let that be the case. Also Saving Private Ryan, Thin Red Line

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Action movies and War movies are two completely different categories

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

this is true but I think those two have a BIG influence on current action movies.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Especially since I tried to watch it three times

and passed out each time.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

the original cut is reputed to be something like 5 hours long.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh.

I think I’d then be forced to argue that there wasn’t actually a downturn in the quality of action movies so much as the big-budget focus turning away from them in the early 90s toward more genre-oriented films which still satisfied the action niche. (Tombstone, for example.)

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

there's a fantastic list of shitty action movies with A list stars in the 90s though that resulted in things like

“Last Action Hero” “Eraser” “Anything with Steven Seagal or Jean Claude Van Damme.” Remember, Street Fighter was HUGE as was Broken Arrow.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a fantastic list of shitty [pick genre] movies with A list stars in [pick era].

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Think about it this way: Christian Slater was as big then as Matt Damon is now

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

That's because Christian Slater

was in fucking Heathers and Pump Up The Volume and True Romance.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

He was supposed to be my generation's Jack Nicholson.

Then something horrible happened and Broken Arrow got made

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

now he's a rapper

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

and not in a Joaquin Pheonix

independent mockumentary kind of way

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Anybody seen "He Was a Quiet Man"?

Fairly recent, underrated Slater movie

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by Spartan D on Jan 29, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Face Off people

Face off

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

magnet boot jail

/sits on couch with face in hands and has a sad

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

The nadir was definitively the Get Carter remake

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha, funny, you expect me to fall for that one.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

You like that movie?

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Get Carter?

Fantastic movie. Michael Caine is awesome.

But this nonsense about a remake? Pull the other one, Sconnie.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, I get what you're saying now

Can I live in your world, too?

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, but in my world

the only band that ever recorded “For You” was Manfred Mann’s Earth Band.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

True, but Springsteen's version is at least passable.

I’m just glad he never recorded “For You”, because I’m sure it would have been awful.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just glad Manfred Mann helped him prove his point that he didn't need to be a recording artist to make money

Thereby helping him get out of his terrible contract and go back to making music

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, I'm pretty sure he did record For You

Isn’t it on Greetings from Asbury Park

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

No, he didn't.

You forget how this conversation began, sir.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

There you go again, making shit up.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

True Lies.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

True Lies was actually very well received, critically and was in 1994

There’s a whole lot worse that came after that.

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. Eraser has some great lines. is a shitty movie.

also Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever might be the worst movie ever made.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit, Ballistic came out... early part of the mid 00s.

A lot of the great action movies you might name came out well before that. Which further supports my argument that the downturn isn’t as much a gaping hole as it is a notable scattering of examples across a wide swath of time.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

they didn't do quite as well in the box office in the 00's that they did in the 90's though

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

The "Muscle Action Movie" died with the 80s

Sylvester Stallone claims it was Michael Keaton’s rubber pecs in Batman but I think they just ran their course

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL NO

That movie suuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkked

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, a lot of people think it's Spielberg's best film I really liked it.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked it too

But no way it’s Spielberg’s best film.

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't stand it

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

one of my favorite interpretations of that film is that everything that happens after he gets captured is part of a halo dream.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. Very much this.

Up there with “Ferris is just Cam’s alter-ego” for potential twists that completely shift the plot/message of a movie

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

like how AI was supposed to end up with Hallie Joel Osmend at the bottom of the sea

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU

Samford. The fuck?

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Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 29, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

...

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

we'd been living dangerously anyway

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

hmmm Bourne?

but you can’t compare Bourne to Lethal Weapon or Die Hard it

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

when the Vault opens up and the movie cranks up the Ode to Joy

one of my favorite movie moments

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

and there's been some good ones

but there’s a part of me that misses my Riggs and Murtaugh which we got back in the recent Sherlock Holmes movies that are closer to Lethal Weapon

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

and the first ten minutes of Lethal Weapon is basically a perfect example of how to set the tone in a movie

you get the setting and main driving force of the plot

then the foundation of the main characters

and it’s all in 7 minutes

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright, Eastbound & Down 2nd season re-run on HBO

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

And we wait til April

for Stiggy. WTF

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 29, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Ideally, you won't even have to hit them and they'll hit the ground.

(OSU’s Deshaun Thomas fell to the floor and grabbed his face when Michigan’s Evan Smotrycz swung an elbow in the vicinity of his head. No contact was made. This didn’t stop Thomas from pantomiming looking on the ground for a lost tooth.)

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

momma ain't happy and she's buying into message board rumor

concerning the job

recruiting the GF, however, is par the course

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I know and he was all cryptic about it

Louisiana puts the pressure on the big names to stay home and it could work out for you guys

uuuugghhhhhh

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

How strange that they used a girlfriend

to recruit a hooker-killer.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

The Great Khali

Doing his Andre the Giant impersonation

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

So hellbeast is in full hellmode tonight

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

stories!

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by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS

also hi WBC

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

hello!

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by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

She walked in, stood in the doorway and pouted. Walked upstairs to his room

And has not come down. He’s came down to order pizza and do her laundry. And then brings everything up to her. The only words I’ve heard her say are “I hate this fucking house”

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

If she hates it, she is free to leave and should be encouraged to do so.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

this. and that roommate of yours is PUSSY WHIPPED

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

and how does the house feel about her? haha

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I would assume

that her place might well be FULL of Hellbeasts.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

Home for all of 10 minutes before she came. Yes, she’s been upstairs for 5 hours almost

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Meanwhile,

I just realized Whitefish Bay, site of a March wedding, is an hour from my house, and not on Lake Superior 10 miles from the Edmund Fitzgerald wreck. I haz a happee.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

Well yeah, they'd have made Whitefish Bay if they'd put 15 more miles behind them

Because then they’d have been out of the storm!

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Superior, it's said, never gives up her dead

when the gales of November come early.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU BASTARD

That’s so good, it should have been on my list!

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

what list?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, was quoting High Fidelity

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

oops.

/makes note to see ‘High Fidelity’.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Thought of you when driving in ABSOLUTE FUCKING WHITE OUT last night

White snow, white road, wind sideways at 34 mph could not see a damn thing for two minutes. Happened twice.

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

My only white knuckler so far this year. And the MOON WATCHED ME AND LAUGHED

Damn slice was visible during the entire mess.

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry about that-

I was walking around wearing sandals

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

ahhggghhhh.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

:-)

It will be 100+ degrees and humid as shit in August, if that makes you feel better

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

dern dern dernnnnnnn dernn dern dernnnn

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Fun part of the trip to Duluth this summer:

seeing a stack of brochures for fishing trips and sightseeing cruises on L. Superior on the wall, next to a map of L. Superior with shipwrecks marked on it. The map showed more ship than water.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I forget where I read it,

but allegedly some bartenders play that to clear out their joints at closing time, cause the song kills the mood like a shotgun to the face.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It... really depends on the crowd.

I have hung with crowds where playing that song just causes people to order more beer, throw their arm over the next person’s shoulder, and start singing off-key.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

saxattack deploys EDMUND FITZGERALD in LINCOLN PARK!

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

My 10th grade English teacher sang this to our class at some point.

I’m not sure why.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

This Royal Rumble is outrageous.

Kofi Kingston just hand walked outside the ring to keep from being eliminated.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

f me

Its going to be 64 in KC tomorrow perfect weather to take a half day and have a drink or two well I think about fixing my fence.

Instead I am going to Maine where it is going to get to a high of 28. just checked the weather to know what to pack
all the rage

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 29, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

what's in maine?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

A few trees.

Maybe a lobster or four. Probably not any people.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok who called Hacksaw coming in

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

HA.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

Was that a Longhorn on Cole's entrance video?

He went to Syracuse

/Shudders

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

realorange'd

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by mnHorn on Jan 29, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

He's the announcer, right?

Maybe it’s a shot at Jim Ross.

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude

He had to. When I saw the two Arab stereotype wrestlers come in I knew Hacksaw needed to come in. For America.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

There's Khali

And then some other dude came in in turban and everything and I knew.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

That's racist as hell.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Giving the audience what they want

Xenophobia

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 29, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Sikh's wear turbans too

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Sikh and ye shall find.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just saying if they had a character of Indian descent wearing a turban, then they're probably not saying he's an arab

They’ve had Arab characters before and gave them Arabian names

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Sikh turban, bro....

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by mnHorn on Jan 29, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Fun fact:

Do not fuck with a Sikh. Ever.

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

they will kill you in your sleep on deepawali

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

they seem to be copying from the book "How to Vex Your Enemies"

by Mitridates IV.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Not required.

But some do.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes. they're only supposed to be used in self defense. you can also substitute a medallion

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I work with one.

Great guy to work with, though I probably wouldn’t choose to party with him.

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by OHokie on Jan 29, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

they were a sizable minority in Singapore.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Lisbeth Salander with Tattoo needle vs

Ripley (Alien) with blowtorch

Grudge match

Who ya got?

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NO. FUCKING. WAY

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

all this WWE talk reminds me

Battle Royale special edition DVD on order

BUCKETS AND BUCKETS OF FAKE BLOOD!!!

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

ANY HUSKERS HERE RIGHT NOW?

I need to know anything you can tell me about the archaeology/anthro department. 2 days ago a buddy of mine who does archaeology in Japan sent me an article from 2 guys at UNL that echo a lot of my own thought, though they’re looking at Little Big Horn. Today I got a forwarded message from my prof—a prof emeritus of archaeology/anthropology at UNL got wind of my conference presentation and wants to get in contact with me. This is funny, since I was going to finish reading their work this week and contact them. It’s a different guy than the two who wrote the article I was sent, but he’s probably connected to them. Any of you Huskers got info?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 29, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

Not me :0

BTW: Saw a car today with a Michigan logo on the right corner of the rear hatch window and a Notre Dame Grandparent on the left corner of said window.

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm guessing that they are a Michigan person who's grandkid goes to ND?

Boom—-evolution, proven.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 29, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

smile :) knew you would like it!

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, Catholicism never really had a problem with evolution.

They learned their lesson from the whole flat/round issue.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

kind of want to say something, kind of want to refrain because of potential spiders

let me just say some parents at catholic high schools think differently

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by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd delineate the issues here,

but that would send us charging headlong into spidery territory. Let’s save it for next time I’m in town.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I went to the zoo with my grandparents as a kid, and when we were looking at the monkies I turned to my grandma and said "Look grandma, those are our ancestors."

I can still remember the shocked look on her face, she must have turned eight shades of white in a second. Everyone else found it hilarious and they still give me grief for it.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 29, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Catholicism might not

but ND Nation doesn’t like change

please don’t take this in the spidery way

just a shot at ND Nation

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 29, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Against change?!

Pshaw! Just look at the modern site interface.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Catholicism never had a problem with the flat/round issue

It was the heliocentric vs. geocentric theories of the solar system they had trouble with.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 29, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

At some point when I was young, my dad obtained a hat that said "Michigan" on the front and had a Notre Dame logo on the side.

I did not understand it then, and I do not understand it now.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I've heard of people who support Indiana BBall and then Notre Dame football

but THIS really baffles me

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, we call those people "vermin"

much like the people in the Kansas City area who are Cardinals baseball/Huskers football/Chickenhawks basketball fans.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

they are the worst

I am MU/Chiefs/Cards/Blues/No NBA team

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 29, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

That is a strange combination-

I mean, I could see MU/Rams/Cards/Blues

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he was a football fan before the Rams moved?

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

or actually FROM kc

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhh, right, I forgot they weren't originally in St.Louis

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

actually plan on going to lots of royals games this year

they are making everyone buy season tickets to get all star tickets, so stub hub will have tons of tickets for every games that isn’t the Cards or Yankees

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 29, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

You gonna hit opening day?

I always make that game, and some friends of mine throw a really good tailgate open to the public

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 29, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

why did i not know this like 8 years ago?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Git yo ass up here!

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 29, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

after 2 years there i vowed to never return.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

which is strange because when i was leaving people i THOUGHT i liked were arriving...

I think I made the better choice long term

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel ya. Extenuating circumstances and all.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I might

I normally wait a week or two but it looks like the home opener is on a Friday this year.

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 29, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

He's not really a KC guy though.

Although we find it distasteful, we can accept people from other parts of Missouri preferring the Cardinals. They’re horrible human beings and all, but we can at least understand it.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks John

I knew you would understand

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 29, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

In Columbus, we had some Browns/Reds pairings, as well as the less common Indians/Bengals fans

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Indians/Bengals: "I like losing all the time."

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

These were people who really started following sports in the mid-to-late 90s

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, they root for Ohio State too...

but, ISWYDT

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

lolwut

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Particularly because at the time, he had zero connection to either school.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a lot more of those people than you'd realize

They all suddenly became Colts fans when Manning showed up too after being Bears fans throughout the 80s

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

This is why we speak of a black hole just west of Lafayette

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

not as bad as the house divided license plate things

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

we got my parents/other sister shirts that say that

my mom wears it to be nice but she is partial to michigan.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I HATE those

Also, I saw a Florida State/Kentucky one…WTF?

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I am happy to say

that I do not believe I have EVER seen a KU/KSU house divided anything.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Johnson County says hello

I am pretty sure at hyvee you can get any sick combination of KU, KSU and MU divided junk you want

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 29, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhhh i remember the days!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

See, I haven't been in KC for more than 36 hours but once in the last 17 years.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

are there Syracuse/Cornell house divided things? Cuse/Hofstra? I need to know!

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Syracuse/Rutgers.

WHICH ONE IS REALLY NEW YORK’S COLLEGE TEAM?

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Penn State

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

FORDHAM!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Score.

(Mom went there for grad school.)

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

/gets mugged

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

willbechampions' grandpa likes this!

/tells story about how he got his degree taking night classes and working full time
//doing homework on the train
////for the threevth time

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

uphill!

both ways!
in the snow!
and blistering heat!

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

BAREFOOT. TEN MILES.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

to be honest, of all the stories he has to repeat that's probably one of the better ones

not the one about how i’m on his will after my dad and not my mom
/said in front of my mom
//about threeve raised to the threeve times

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Grandparent stories:

Fun, interesting, and usually a fair amount of latent racism and or sexism.

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

My grandpa was an FBI agent in WWII keeping tabs on Nazis

He’s got some fun ones. Also ran the Ford Scholarship Fund, so he got to go to the USSR in the mid 60s for an education conference.

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

up until they start talking about commanding the sub to dive with the ocean on fire!

time to stop asking talking about joining the navy!

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

"Milwaukee's really just not what it used to be anymore. All the [ethnic group] and the [ethnic group] moved in, when it used to be all Polish and German."

“I don’t follow.”
“It’s just different, [name]. It just is.”

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL my grandpa JUST moved here from nyc since my grandma passed

now he’s all like “i love michigan so much. new york is so dirty. your streets are so clean. nyc streets are so dirty”

he went on a rant about all the new people moving in too.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I love Michigan so much. New York is so dirty. I agree on those points.

As for the new people, they mostly beautify formerly-run-down neighborhoods (good!) and push up real estate prices (bad!).

But somehow I don’t think that’s what he was talking about.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

My parents rented out our old apartment to other members of the family; they sold it at the bottom of the market shortly before I graduated.

Mother: “And now that we did that, he’s probably going to go to Columbia.”

WELL.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

From birth to age 2.

And, of course, 21 to present.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

not a true michigan man!!!!

jk. i’m jealous. i would consider living in new york one day but there isn’t really engineering there

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

They're pushing hard to change that.

There was a recent competition to create a top engineering school to be built in the city (won by Cornell and Technion University of Israel). I don’t know if it’ll keep the alumni in the area (I imagine labs are real estate intensive and thus quite expensive to have in New York), but people in city government seem to be making it a priority.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

More of a Columbia man, Apparently

spoiled by upper manhattan

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

which was really pretty funny, because my lawya cousin in nyc and her husband are recent NYC transplants

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE NICE YOUNG PEOPLE GRANDPA

/obviously not what he was getting at

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait. I'm one of those new people, aren't I?

Figures.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing sacred around here.

It’s all profane now.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU ARE SINGLE HANDEDLY RESPONSIBLE FOR [insert city name here] GOING DOWNHILL

FUCKING YUPPIE URBAN OUTFITTERS STARBUCKS YUPPIE SCUM I LIKED [insert city name here] BETTER WHEN IT WAS A CRIME RIDDLED HELLHOLE

/hate people like that

by Mango Stasi on Jan 29, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Let me guess.

Brooklyn?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

BUT WHY ARE THERE ALL THOSE SIGNS IN LETTERS I CAN'T READ

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

ah, for the days when there were ladies with parasols

fellows with tennis balls, and other such things, all in New Rochelle.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhh at least your mom is IN the will right?

my dad wasn’t in his mother’s will but my aunt was! WOOOOOO FAMILIES

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I get those with my maternal grandmother now

Love her to pieces, but sometimes she just makes me shake my ahead and apologize to those around us

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

The sad part is seeing it passed down to my mom's generation

My mom stands apart from her brothers, who sound pretty much just like my grandpa.

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

my grandmother takes digs at all the inlaws in front of them.

its weird.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, both sets of grandparents did this.

To at least my dad’s mothers credit, she got over it fast.

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL POORZ

/friend gets raegy

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

There should be a Syracuse/Cornell one

I’m telling ya, there’s a TON of Syracuse-Cornell connections in terms of families between the two schools

(helps that both schools are usually popular with upper middle class Long Islanders, too)

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of INCREDIBLY bad drivers, do any military or munitions knowledgeable folk know of a weapon I could accessorize my car with?

That might allow me to VAPORIZE IDIOTS THAT CAN’T DRIVE FOR SHIT???
I swear after an asshole passed me going 1/4 mile faster than me, then SLOWED DOWN IN FRONT OF ME I wanted to vaporize his douchetard ass in a subtle, and non-noticeable way.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

New York, errybody!

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

(honks horn for five minutes continually)

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohio drives like kantuck

dumb and slow

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohio drivers are much, much better than NC, SC, GA, and FL

especially with regards to speed/GO GORRAMIT, THE LIGHT IS FUCKING GREEN

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

NC drivers drive like their accelerator is stuck to the floor. whoof.

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

The ones who basically moved from NYC to be bankers, maybe.

The ones in Gaston County and on the road between Charlotte and Raleigh, not so much in my experience

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Gah. Don't get me started on Austin traffic.

On the side streets it’s usually okay, but I-35’s natural state of affairs is “insane traffic jam” even at 2:00 on a Saturday afternoon, and the other major N/S route (TX 1 on the west side of town) isn’t a whole lot better. Traffic isn’t as awful as huge cities like Chicago or LA, but it doesn’t have the same excuses either.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

This man. Listen to him.

/comes to a dead stop on I-35 at 3 am.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 29, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

ah, I see you've met my father

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I have an Oregon State sticker on one of our cars

Pisses me off every time I have to drive the damn thing.

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you have one of these as well?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

not in those colors

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

um...they better get started soon

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Glad we had that subthread, but no Huskers? No? Bueller?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 29, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

so we're getting a new Bueller movie?

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 29, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuHmEo0Bx7Q

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh dear lord.

I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 29, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

ALL YOUR MEMORIES

LIT ON FIRE

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe

by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

They're not making a new movie

It’s a teaser for Honda’s Super Bowl ad

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank. God.

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 29, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously people, the date at the end is 2/5/12

The date of the Super Bowl. Don’t you think if they made a Ferris Bueller sequel we’d have heard of it before a week before it came out?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

apparently they aren't around right now...I tried to help

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you connected to Anthropologal on the facebooks?

Since she’s in the field, I’d like to ask her opinion of NU as well.

This is…well….holy crap.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 29, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

yes i am. so is alli.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay. I'm a bit all over the place at the moment, but I'll hit you up there.

IE might know who she is through there, but I’m helpless at that sort of thing.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 29, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

ok i will check in there

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

We're all sitting down to dinner, so it'll be about 30 min before I get back to hit you there.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 29, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Have not seen any of the Huskers today

save for a brief Rev appearance earlier.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Aw, hamburgers.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 29, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm here on campus...

But can only tell you about the computer science department and the school of natural resources. Dunno the first thing about the anthropology department /sadface

by cantcatchuf on Jan 29, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That's cool. I figured there are a bunch of you, one of you will have had some experience with them, however tangential.

I JUST made my presentation public yesterday. It’s kind of freaky that someone is contacting me already about it. Freaky cool.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 29, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry KG, don't know anyone offhand in anthro or archeology.

If I think of anyone, I’ll get in touch.

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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 29, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Cool. Just looking for any general impressions, etc.

Are they good, bad, whatever.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 29, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Shift-A

I’m a little over halfway through a Storm of Swords and I’m seriously doubting whether I’ll pick the book up again to finish it.

by UGAVike on Jan 29, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

/quick computation of where halfway in the book is

You probably haven’t gotten to It yet. (I won’t say what it is, but if you’ve gotten that far, you know.)

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

IT.

“IT” is the perfect code for IT among those of us who’ve read the books.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

That was how my friend referred to, well, It when he asked how far I'd gotten in the book.

I reacted with confusion, and he said “no, you haven’t gotten that far, then”.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I get a kick out of the fact that only people you've gotten excited about are people who were wrestling when I was your age

And of the names I’ve seen you type, the only two I’m familiar with are two you hate the most. Are you a pro wrestling hipster

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

WHOOOOOO UNDERTAKER

he’s my favorite

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

There's only two faces left in the ring

One of which is Orton

I don’t like where this is going

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Orton in late

/Groans
//Here comes Super Orton RKO’ING THE ODDS

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

Oh hey Twin Cities folks!

Joanna Newsom is doing Austin City Limits stuff on public television.

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by mnHorn on Jan 29, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

Your week in RAEG

1998 (71st)
Film Production company(s) Producer(s)
Shakespeare in Love Miramax/Universal David Parfitt, Donna Gigliotti, Harvey Weinstein, Edward Zwick, Marc Norman
Elizabeth PolyGram Filmed Entertainment, Gramercy Shekhar Kapur, Alison Owen, Eric Fellner, Tim Bevan
Life Is Beautiful[K] Miramax Elda Ferri, Gianluigi Braschi
Saving Private Ryan DreamWorks, Paramount Steven Spielberg, Ian Bryce, Mark Gordon, Gary Levinsohn
The Thin Red Line 20th Century Fox Robert Michael Geisler, John Roberdeau, Grant Hill

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by Londonjoe on Jan 29, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

Now I have to watch a foreign action film

or maybe a Korean crime drama/action film….

To Netflix!

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

JERICHO VS. SHEAMUS

THANK. FUCKING. GOD.

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

Stempke-

I remember you saying you have Global knives. I vaguely remember being told they hold an edge forever and dont need frequent sharpening. What’s your take?

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

I have one

It’s pretty badass, but I wouldn’t say it’s a miracle like that.

by bruinM on Jan 29, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

They really don't

They’re probably the best knife on the market short of custom made items.

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Good to know

I have the 7 inch Santoku and take care of that knife like few other things I own. I love it. Need to get my knife skills up. Cant dice quickly for shit.

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Canada goes 0 for 2 tonight

That and greatest thing to happen to Ireland since qualifying for Euro 2012?

…alright that’s a stretch

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

No, the greatest thing to happen to Ireland was France imploding dramatically in the group stage of the World Cup.

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Is anything on or whatever?

I need to be extremely sedentary at the moment, lest my gut burst.

by Erik T on Jan 29, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

what did you do?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

You too, huh?

I plan on breakfast stuffed crust pizza in the morning.

by Narrow Right on Jan 29, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

X Games Snowboard Super Pipe final

White about to make his last run and victory is not guaranteed.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry

2nd to last run. This Russian dude is only 2 points behind him.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

The whole X Games feels sad this year

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

The whole X Games feels sad this year

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

True

Not to mention the bullshit with one chick getting DQ’d over it.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Deploy EDSBSPAC!

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

EDSBSBA sez OK!

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 29, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Shift+A

Mane, Cantab hate scheduling conflict purp

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 29, 2012 10:59 PM EST reply actions  

wha happened?

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I sure am glad I never had to deal with that

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, Swiss dude

Swiss dude might beat Shaun White at Superpipe.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

i think my response was

OH FUUUUUCK

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

holy mother of christ

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

It was shown at the Toronto Film Festival.

Been getting great reviews. I recommend everyone see World’s Greatest Dad. Robin Williams’ best performance in years.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 29, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

WANT

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 29, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh mang, that's gonna be good

And Bobcat is gonna get a shitton of blame the next time some high school kid offs the prom queen

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by Spartan D on Jan 29, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Well all, bed time for me.

Have a good one

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

I am out as well. See you down the road err'body.

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Tee hee
This remarkable picture, taken during the Notre Dame-Princeton foot-ball game, shows vividly the perfect system of blocking developed and employed by Coach Rockne’s athletes. It will be seen that every member of the Notre Dame line has taken “his man” out of the play, leaving the ball-toter, in this case Quarterback Stuhldreher, an unobstructed field.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

Michigan Daily, October 1911.
The forward pass still remains a mystery to the team. It was seldom worked with any success even though there was no one to attempt to intercept the heaves. McMillan and Thomson were doing the hurling and it seemed the tendency to pass underhand is one of the causes for the difficulty.

(Thanks to Brian’s Wolverines Kickoff 2011.)

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

When wolverines cry.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 29, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Tebow = Wolverine

They both have magical healing powers.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 29, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I was just waiting to cut the first person who made a Denard joke.

So thanks for doing that instead.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

He's not perfect.

But he’s ours and I love him.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought you were referring to how denard "tebows"

i mean.. there are clear differences… denard has more of an open hand while tebow has a fist…

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I reacted with confusion when "Tebowing" became a thing.

I mean, I knew that Tebow did it, but I just associated it more with Denard because I saw him play more.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

He's not perfect.

But he sucks, and I would like to burn his home to the ground and profane the graves of his ancestors.

-Bruins Nation on everybody at all times

by bruinM on Jan 29, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I love Denard too.

Robinson vs. MSU
2011: 9/24, 123 yard, 1 TD, 1 INT, 18 rushes, 42 yards 1 TD. LOSS
2010: 17/29, 215 yards, 1 TD, 3 INT, 21 rushes, 84 yards 1TD. LOSS
2009: No pass attempts, 3 rushes for -9 yards. LOSS

I hope he stays in Ann Arbor forever

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by Spartan D on Jan 29, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

You don't mean that.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Please to have some of this yes?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 29, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just imagining someone on NDNation

wailing and rending their garments over ND’s inability to block perfectly now.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

BUT THAT'S HOW CANUTE DID IT

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

/Canute tries to stop Crimson Tide

//fails miserably

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Man, I'm seriously getting an urge to start publishing a sports news website

written in the prose of a hundred years ago. I bet ACS would jump all over that idea, too.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 11:19 PM EST reply actions  

No, no.

I mean totally played straight.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

If you can podcast it in an old-time newsreel voice, that'd be golden.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 29, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Even better, if I knew someone capable of taking modern video footage

and turning it black and white and herky jerky and scratchy…

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd watch.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 29, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

NHL All-Star game is being replayed on NBCSN.

Missed it while out hiking this afternoon. And holy shit, there was a penalty shot.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 11:24 PM EST reply actions  

Evenin'

I think my hanjover came back.

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 11:31 PM EST reply actions  

came back?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I had one then it left.

But now the headache is back. I could just be really tired though

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

drinking of the water?

I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.

by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

EMC's patented hangover killer

Wake up ungodly early. Like, possibly still drunk, 4 hours after getting back at 3 AM early. Stumble to medicine cabinet, take two advil, drink large glass of water, sleep another 2 hours, wake up ready to go.

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

This...

When you get home piss-drunk, take Advil and go to sleep.
Will wake up fresh, no hangover whatsoever

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

/can't take advil

//allergies suck

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 29, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Insert choice of painkiller

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

You don't wanna take Tylenol when you're drunk

Not good for your gizzards

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by Spartan D on Jan 30, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, it's all I can take.

If you’re allergic to aspirin, you’re allergic to just about everything else.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Once or twice won't hurt you, just don't wanna make a habit of it.

Long term use of Tylenol + alcohol can do a number on your liver

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by Spartan D on Jan 30, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Hive'd

Just don’t do like I tended to do in my wilder days and use opiates as a hangover cure. It worked, but the combo is incredibly stupid and dangerous and results in way too much puking.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 30, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Funny you should say "hived"

as that’s what aspirin does to me.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

It probably isn't a problem as long as you're not doing it too frequently.

Alcohol and acetaminophen is pretty hard on your liver but you can recover from that kind of shit in time.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 30, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully it's a rare occurance to have that bad of a hangover.

Having plenty of fluids and a tylenol still would not do as much damage as the alcohol consumed the night prior

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 30, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't know why I keep having to tell people this:

GATORADE. One quart, before you go to bed.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

We used to mix vodka with it

and play five-game kickball tournaments in the middle of fucking August.

Clowns on the other team who were shotgunning beer were puking by late afternoon; we were still functional.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

It's awesome how this commentariat can go from "liquids used to cure hangover"

to “use above mentioned liquid to consume more alcohol”

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 30, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

/hellothisisdog

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I just go with water.

I have a strange reaction to sugar when I’m drunk. It makes me sweat uncontrollably

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by Spartan D on Jan 30, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

The Nature Of The Hellbeast shall be a lengthy treatise indeed.

Be prepared.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Kevin you should have come to Memorial stadium downtown on Saturday

To watch real live wanna be lawyers play tackle football.

It was a good game. I even made a tackle. 33 years of age playing football? LOLUOLDMAN

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 29, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it lawyers tackling each other?

Or do other people get to tackle lawyers too?

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

lawyers tackling each other

Basically a bunch of high school heroes who think they are better than they were running around with pads. 50 people or so on each team. Its like a 2A high school game except we only have 3 weeks of practice.

I’m just glad nobody got seriously hurt. (especially me)

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 29, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I might do this

Having no football experience at all. I’ll just target the annoying gunners, drop my butt, sky the eyes and hit em in the small of the back. Possibly before the ball is snapped. But that’s a technicality.

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Wouldn't that be standard protocol in law school?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 29, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

No, what emc is proposing

is a violation of their 14th Amendment right to due process.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 8:37 AM EST up reply actions  

It wasnt a bad game. I suggest you check it out next year.

I’m going to be the Gold Team head coach.

I will be taking advice from the Commentariat as to what schemes to run. Oopity Ooop?

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 29, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

THE PROM QUEEN

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 29, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Veer option

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

polish goal line

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 29, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, obviously

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

ND ran that twice this past year.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 29, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

How go comps?

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

finished the paper before supper tonight

11 pages, 3000 words, limitless brilliance.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Mazel tov, sir.

Enjoy it.

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by Tremendous on Jan 30, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

ROCK. ON.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

best part is

this gives me time to get back to working out. the lady friend visits in three weeks, tomorrow afternoon I’ll weigh myself and set a goal. I’m open for diet tips, although I’m limited by dining hall food.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Just eat smart.

And work out.

Oh, you’ll appreciate this, if you didn’t see it upthread: I got an email from my history prof today. An archaeology emeritus prof from Nebraska emailed him, trying to get into contact with me. Somehow he got a whiff of my conference preparation, and wants to talk. Which is funny, because the other day a friend sent me a paper from two other archaeology guys at Nebraska, which contained a lot of the same ideas I am working with, in kind of a “well this should work” sort of way, but haven’t actually applied it (at least not in the paper).

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

That's awesome!

what is the paper you’re presenting on, exactly, that would interest an archaeology professor?

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Using modern military doctrinal concepts as analytical frameworks to reevaluate historical battles.

The paper from the UNL guys was on battlefield archaeology, and mentioned using some military concepts as a guide for research. Not sure exactly how he found my paper (though I’ve got a good idea, since he confused my email address as my last name, so it has to be from the Samurai History website where that’s my screenname) but since it’s only been public for 2 days, I was pretty surprised.

You can hit the link in my sig for it in podcast version, or I can post the youtube link if you like.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I do not mean this in the wrong way.

Is that idea a little obvious in retrospect? It seems like it would be, but nobody had really considered it before. Seems typical of interdisciplinary methods.

by Erik T on Jan 30, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Exactly my point.

I don’t consider it a big deal, because it’s what I did every day for a year in Korea, and many times since then. It’s how I naturally look at things. Apparently, though, it’s….not something people have thought too much about. I blame a couple of factors, mostly that studying military history has been academically “uncool” for the last 40 years, and that most historians don’t really care about how battles are fought, only who won them and what it meant politically. The actual military end of things has been mostly left to pop historians. I want to bridge that gap. It seems to be changing, at least as far as the academic environment for it.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

that sounds pretty awesome, I'm listening to it now

also, sidenote, I had a drunken phone chat with Japan last night. Well, not the country, but a guy in it.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

WOO DRUNKEN KAIWA

How’d that come about?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

my best friend's boyfriend is stationed in Tokyo

he’s in the navy

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Ah, makes sense then.

Yokosuka or Sasebo?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

wish I could remember

he repairs jet engines

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Know what kind of jet?

Would have to be Atsugi/Yokosuka.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Nagashino, 1575.

We do it all the time in different military schools, using the standard famous big battles and stuff. Nagashino, however, is not something the US Army normally covers…or has even heard of. It’s HUGE in Japanese military history though, but nobody has systematically evaluated all the written accounts, and matched them up with the terrain, and actual “this is how people actually fight”. That’s what I try to do. There’s a lot of questions that historians fight over, because they all pick one account or another and hold it up as “the truth”. The truth is, you can’t put all your eggs in the basket of accounts written 35 years after the battle.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

You think a 4-yard out's gonna win you the game?

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by Tremendous on Jan 30, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Well in short

Roommate’s awful girlfriend. They’ve been dating for 3 months and she’s already living here every day. But is never happy. Always pouts and whines and complains and is just irrational. My roommate won’t do anything about it. Recently, she heard me say something and now she thinks (and is right) that everyone here hates her. So when she comes over she’s all about acting like she’s pissed off and stomping around and pouting.
This is on top of the fact that she’s 5’3, outweighs me and has a terrible personality. Hates all girls and won’t trust her boyfriend to even go to wal mart by himself.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

like i know you said she was unattractive i just um wow.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok. Outweighs me is a little harsh

but her boyfriends belt wouldn’t fit her

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Is he just a total loser who can't get anything else?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

He's a major nerd

And is lazy as fuck.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm pretty sure every man i've ever slept with clothes wouldn't fit me.

wait all but one.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

See how his signature says "I got 99 donuts cause a bitch ate one"?

That was her.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I'm out. Night, y'all.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 11:33 PM EST reply actions  

Watching Casino Royale

At the first poker scene in the Bahamas. WHY U GO ALL IN WITH PAIR OF KINGS AND AN ACE/KING ON THE TABLE.

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

decent odds there.

Betting big probably pushes out anything except for pocket aces or someone tryign for a straight.

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by Spartan D on Jan 29, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

He may be objecting to going all-in

rather than milking the table first. If the AK on the table is off-suit, really the only thing you can lose to is a straight or triple bullets.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHA
Los Angeles, Dec 6 (1923) – University of Southern California students will be allowed to compete in but two sports a year, according to a new ruling made by the Athletic Board of that institution. The ruling was made by the board in the belief that too much attention to athletics is not conducive to a high scholastic standard.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

"University of Southern California...high scholastic standard."

Wait.

WHAT?

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

please people, listen to yourselves!

USCw is A+ on NCAA12 for academics!

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh by the way, I do love hookah. It was everything I had hoped for

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 12:03 AM EST reply actions  

see I don't totally get it

I’m not a huge fan

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm with you but then i don't smoke anything

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

my roommates have a bad effect on me

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Its ok, I generally have a bad effect on people

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 30, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

shit,

the one summer I spent on campus I lost like 15 pounds. But then, I was doing manual labor and had no beer. Funny enough, I once approached my now-girlfriend to buy me beer that summer.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

i just worked in a lab during the week and had jack shit to do on the weekends

i’m not going to act like it wasn’t enjoyable but it’s just funny how different my uhh social life was in the summer

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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I guess it's different, being in Ann Arbor as opposed to Amish cornfields.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

these weren't bad decisions

i just never thought my most memorable night this past summer would be eating an entire bag of chips and salsa and laughing until i nearly choked and then having to drag my roommate off the porch (she was not having a real good time)

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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Damn you, mr pibb!

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I was also drunj

So my opinions may be flawed

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 30, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

What?

Hookah is wonderful and tasty and awesome.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 30, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

This is odd to me.

Cigarettes and cigars make me nauseous, but hookah has never had that effect.

by Attie Hat on Jan 30, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Eh, just smoke a pipe.

Then judgmental people will think you’re dignified instead of thinking you’re a dirty stoner hippie communist revolutionary slacker.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, shitsnacks.

I really thought I was going to get all the way back to 1907 on the Big 8/etc. research, but it’s crapped out at 1921.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 12:21 AM EST reply actions  

:(

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Nah, it's good.

The SWC crapped out on me in the 1980s.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Who was actually in the conference in question at this point?

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by Tremendous on Jan 30, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Big 8 - Colorado/Oklahoma State + Washington MO, Grinnell, and Drake.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 12:24 AM EST up reply actions  

So Kansas, KSU, Missouri, Iowa State, Oklahoma, Nebraska, WashU, Grinnell, and Drake?

Interesting. Lots of Iowa.

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by Tremendous on Jan 30, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, it gets worse.

From 1907-1910, Iowa themselves were bigamists. They were in both the (Big 8) and the (Big 10).

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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

This makes entirely too much sense.

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by Tremendous on Jan 30, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Anyway, it's all good.

Basically, the effect of crapping out is just that my all-conference info from 1907-1921 will be incomplete. I can live with it.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

SEC founding members were.

LSU, Bama, Auburn, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Vandy, Tennessee, Ole Miss, Mississippi State, Sewanee, Georgia Tech, Tulane

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 30, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

I remember madly refreshing on decision day as a college senior.

Nothing that adds more stress to that process is helpful. Yikes.

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by Tremendous on Jan 30, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Wasn't a big deal for me. But I knew plenty of people who applied to a bunch of schools and had a lot of pressure from their parents and whatnot.

(nerdy high schools, y’all)

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by Tremendous on Jan 30, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

That is most certainly something we did not have.

I’m actually surprised that very few of our graduates became automotive engineers, considering how many of them probably had parents in that profession.

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by Tremendous on Jan 30, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

i always felt left out in grade school cause errrybodys parents did something in the auto industry

i was kind of glad i was left out when it all went south

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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

All the daily pouncing on the mailbox after getting home from school?

All the daily pouncing on the mailbox after getting home from school.

/half of commentariat: “What’s a mailbox, hurr durr”

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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

we still have mailboxes, old man!

and give me my ball back!

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

/loud barking from pack of dogs the second you touch the fence

//you’d never guess from the volume those dogs are small enough to punt

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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey, Michigan sent me a letter.

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by Tremendous on Jan 30, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm pretty sure i still saved my admission packet

i think i might even have my admission packets from sconnie and state, too. i remember wisconsin’s envelope had “Yes!” on the top of it the part you open

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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I had a giant purple thumbs up on the packet

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

/breathes into paper bag

I’m starting to prep myself up for hearing back from grad schools. Not looking forward to it.

by Attie Hat on Jan 30, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I got a phone call

I still compulsively check the admissions websites all the time. Waiting to hear back from the other 7

by emc503 on Jan 30, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Interesting.

Was it just like, “You’re in. See ya.” Or did you actually have a conversation?

by Attie Hat on Jan 30, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much just your in

It was a mixed bag; I was hoping for money from this place, and I didnt get any.

by emc503 on Jan 30, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Dang. Sorry to hear that.

But in is certainly better than the opposite.

by Attie Hat on Jan 30, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

IT'S COOL WE GOT THIS

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by Tremendous on Jan 30, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Eh, worst case you just take a job.

/may not have mentally caught up with the extreme-late 2000s

by Erik T on Jan 30, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL HE FUNNY

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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

In 2007, we:

1) told ourselves this
2) meant it
3) were right

/LOL Y’ALL LAID OFF

by Erik T on Jan 30, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

From your lips to god's ears.

But in all seriousness, I worked for a couple of years out of undergrad. I enjoyed it quite a bit, but I’m ready to be back in a classroom.

by Attie Hat on Jan 30, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions  

It was stressful for me

but only because I literally had 2 choices. After that, it was off to Naval Postgrad at Monterey (BLARGH)

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 30, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

University of Hartfurd, eh?

That’s a good one to brag about

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by Spartan D on Jan 30, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Shortly before graduation, I found one of the brochures given to visiting students.

Is the foldout poster from it stuck to my fridge? Of course it is.

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by Tremendous on Jan 30, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

my job last summer was to create those for a bunch of schools

hopefully I’ll end up there again after graduation. keep your fingers crossed for me, commentariat!

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I believe in you!

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by Tremendous on Jan 30, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

as did Kenyon

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

michigan was the last school i heard from... and i heard on halloween

/didnt really apply anywhere super “reach-y”

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by willbechampions on Jan 30, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

LSU academics, everyone.

trollgaze

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

to/too mixup

I’m an English major, sorry.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

two, then.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Question: You went to VT?

If so, shouldn’t you be in the numbers club, TOO?

by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 30, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm just a VT fan; family ties there

I’m a senior at a small school in rural Ohio.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Kenyon

Mikelew, philanderchase’ssweatervest went here as well

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Recruiting pipline directly to my high school as well.

Would not be surprised if it was the most represented high school there from like 07-09

by emc503 on Jan 30, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

ahh yes!

I had forgotten that.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Northwestern ain't bad.

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by Tremendous on Jan 30, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I didnt end up there until sophomore year

Applied to 9 schools. Went 3-3-3. It was unpleasant.

by emc503 on Jan 30, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, right. I forgot you transferred.

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by Tremendous on Jan 30, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

PAWWWWWL I'M GON SUE THEY GOTTA TAKE ME NOW PAWWWWWL

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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I think the only justice in this situation

would be if Vassar invited all of those students to campus for one day to collectively fire all those responsible.

by Attie Hat on Jan 30, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Upon retrospect: I want to retract what I just said.

Unemployment isn’t something to be snarky about, particularly in recent times. Apologies all around.

by Attie Hat on Jan 30, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

How about a sock party for all involved?

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 30, 2012 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR VASSAR BASHING YOUNG LADY

But in all seriousness, sucks to be them. I actually got into Vassar.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 30, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

nope.

and nice homer hivemind, mango.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Nope, it's coed.

I think it’s the only one of the Seven Sisters that’s coed.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 30, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

No, no, it's perfectly acceptable to date your fellow students at Smith.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Lulz.

My sister went there. True stereotypes are true.

by Attie Hat on Jan 30, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I had a violently heterosexual friend who went to Smith.

She swears to god she was the only one there.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I dated a Wellesley girl once

she talked about “lugs” and “bugs.” The “ug” stands for “until graduation.”

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

It's actually kinda disturbing around there.

My ex-wife moved to Amherst after we split up, and she has told me stories about how she’d be walking through Northampton with the kids and hear women muttering “breeder” at her.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 30, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I've had it up to HERE with your Vassar-bashing, young lady!

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 30, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

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