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No

But he can knock back six cheeseburgers.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 29, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

NO STOP THAT

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

do you wooooooo?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

do i what now?!

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

yes, this I couldn't find a good clip. well other than the spanish dubbed one

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

this is a positive

but i have noticed that women i have been friends with who say they don’t do this, do it for different circumstances like say seeing friends for the first time in a long time

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

sadly yes.

/i’m a horrible person

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

along with the sorority pose

which makes me want to kill people

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

/hands on hips?

//leans forward?

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 29, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

skinny girl arm?

head tilt?

i’m guilty of like all of these

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

one knee bent?

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

what's skinny girl arm?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

hand on hip essentially

but it is done because you don’t rest your bicep on your body therefore making your arms look skinnier

i do it out of habit

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

well DUH!

I obviously i have head tilt down.
but hands on knees lean forward isn’t FLATTERING

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

hands on knees and lean forward

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I see a lot of the head tilt

And forcing the torso behind the girl standing next to her by pushing in on the waist. I have a friend who looks the exact same in every picture she’s ever taken due to this pose.

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

yes, yes, you do


there’s skinny girl arm, head tilt, hands on knees, soroisquat. ALL IN ONE PLACE

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 11:50 AM EST up reply actions  

the girl on the far left is doing it wrong

lean back, not forward

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

true. i also like the one on the right in front....JUST STAND IN THE BACK

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

It's like Gandalf trying to be in the front of a Baggins reunion picture.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 29, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I am impressed with this bunch...

NOT A DUCKFACE IN SIGHT!

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 29, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Solid counterargument.

JUST SMILE PLEASE, YOU’RE PRETTIER THAT WAY

by Erik T on Jan 29, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

this was probably taken at the beginning of the night

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

SORORITY GIRL SQUAT

my favorite mock pose

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

The hand under the rib cage and lean forward and in?

While cocking the head up towards the camera? I think I’ve seen it once or twice.

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

She's a bass!

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 29, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

YES. THIS.

Also, Biggie mashed with Thomas the Tank Engine’s theme song

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

GOOD MORNING KIDS

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 11:26 AM EST reply actions  

LOLUOLD

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 29, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

So, apparently Djokovic and Nadal are kind of good at this tennis thing.

Between them they have eight Grand Slam titles in a row after the Aussie Open.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 11:37 AM EST reply actions  

did you watch the live match or are you watching now?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Now.

Planning to head out hiking after it’s done – which, at the rate this is going, could well be after dark.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

its scheduled to go until noon...so yes.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Bastards keep steeling my Pecs - KHAN


Senative n. the destruction of one's political career by meme: [fr: middle Intrazweb Eynglush (2009-2020) note: post ASCII], see entry under "Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while enrolled at SMU".

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 29, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

no gluten does a body good

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

What is a gluten? See LT for Glue

Senative n. the destruction of one's political career by meme: [fr: middle Intrazweb Eynglush (2009-2020) note: post ASCII], see entry under "Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while enrolled at SMU".

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 29, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

In a little over an hour,

Jared Sullingers enormous ass will be fouled by an immoble Zack Novak. I will rage. And we’re gonna lose by 20.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 29, 2012 11:49 AM EST reply actions  

Well Fuck You Arsenal!

I’m going for a run in a god damn rain

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 12:04 PM EST reply actions  

NOM NOM NOM

eggs sausage cheese and salsa. yeah breakfast

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 12:11 PM EST reply actions  

Its because we talked about it yesterday isn't it?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

burgers don't count as sammiches right?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah

And I know of no place that delivers burgers

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't either.

Just I don’t remember the last time I had an actual sammich from a “restaurant”. I made one over xmas at parents house. But prior to that…maybe like a year ago from right now?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh, I go subway/JJ/Quiznos fairly frequently

Quick, easy, tasty and not super duper unhealthy. Not healthy, but not super awful.

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Subway is a horror.

But I guess y’all don’t have Erb and Gerb so it’s not really your fault.

by Erik T on Jan 29, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

i just try to not eat bread.

I would rather have my unhealthy carbs in beer or chips or something

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I ain't arguing that just that if I have BEER

I try not to have BEER and all the other shit

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

other shit - rcv'd and prep'd

Senative n. the destruction of one's political career by meme: [fr: middle Intrazweb Eynglush (2009-2020) note: post ASCII], see entry under "Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while enrolled at SMU".

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 29, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously?

No reubens? No megadeathclubs?

by Erik T on Jan 29, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

well shit...i think in december i had a sammich frmo a left over lunch meeting

BECAUSE I WAS STILL AT WORK AT 9PM

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I do...

but it’s in West Lafayette.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 29, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm really jealous

i might just have to do jimmy johns for dinner

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, and if you do the facebook and you haven't liked George Takei yet, you're doing it wrong.

Because if you like George Takei, every day you get something like this:

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 29, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMN YOU

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I KNOW, RIGHT? IT'S LIKE THE LAST PAGE OF THE WINNIE THE POOH BOOK!

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 29, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

yes. which i still have somewhere. dammit. this makes me want to clean and shit.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Why did you have to turn on the dust machine in here?

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

There can be no argument.

Although Far Side has a pretty special place in my heart, that doesn’t really count as a strip to me.

by Erik T on Jan 29, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

The true Golden Age of Comics

C&H
TFS

Still spill urine reading this one….

Senative n. the destruction of one's political career by meme: [fr: middle Intrazweb Eynglush (2009-2020) note: post ASCII], see entry under "Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while enrolled at SMU".

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 29, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I still say "Bummer of a birthmark, Hal."

From the one with the deer with a bullseye on its chest. That one and the one guy playing jeopardy against God and I think Einstein are my favorites.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 29, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

this one?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah that's it

Poor Norman!

the one where the guy sees Elvis, Jacki-O and bigfoot in the woods when his camera fails is top notch also.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 29, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

"Custer's Last Group Photo" is my all time favorite.

Can’t find it on the web anywhere, but it shows a bunch of guys in uniform standing around Custer, “We’re No. 1” fingers raised all over the place.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 29, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

A buddy of mine decided to go through every The Far Side comic ever published in order to catalog What Gary Larson Finds Funny.

The list was comprised of a lot darker humor than I recognized as a kid.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 29, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

...

A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim

by Yail Bloor on Jan 29, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

...

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 29, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Oh, and don't forget this classic.


Best thing about this one is Jane Goodall herself thought it was hilarious.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 29, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Even better was the exchange regarding the cartoon:

JG’s Publicist: Welcome back from the bush! You’ll be happy to know we’re investigating legal action against this man Larson!
/JG looks at cartoon.
JG to Publicist: You’re fired.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I got a little choked up when I saw that cartoon also.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 29, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

This is based on the miniseries from the webcoming Pants are Overrated

Calvin has grown up and married Susie. They have a daughter named Frances, whom Calvin calls Bacon, because he grew up to be a philosophy major after learning that he and Hobbes were named after philosophers. Thus the “Hobbes and Bacon” comic was born

Part 1

Part 2:

Part 3

Part 4

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Lemme guess

RAYCOM?

/no budget for HiDefCameras.

Senative n. the destruction of one's political career by meme: [fr: middle Intrazweb Eynglush (2009-2020) note: post ASCII], see entry under "Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while enrolled at SMU".

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 29, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure I want to watch my game in hidef.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 29, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, go ahead. You'll be OK. Beilein is a hell of a coach....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 29, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

That's true. Beilein is awesome.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 29, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Are those billable hours son? 2,400/year minimum

Senative n. the destruction of one's political career by meme: [fr: middle Intrazweb Eynglush (2009-2020) note: post ASCII], see entry under "Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while enrolled at SMU".

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 29, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

WOW! Rain....and slow closing roof at the Aussie Open

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 12:35 PM EST reply actions  

Anyone see "The Grey" yet?

Word is you have to stay til the end of the credits to find out how it ends – happy hopefully, but not for the wolves.

Senative n. the destruction of one's political career by meme: [fr: middle Intrazweb Eynglush (2009-2020) note: post ASCII], see entry under "Craig James allegedly killed 5 hookers while enrolled at SMU".

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 29, 2012 12:37 PM EST reply actions  

Missed the Australian Open final

Thank you staying up till 3:30 last night, but regardless

That music video cameo gets better each and every major

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 1:03 PM EST reply actions  

/MtnEer spots a Big East basketball ref....

//GUNSHOT – THUMP

Any lawyers out there?
(rhetorical question)

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 29, 2012 1:05 PM EST reply actions  

Upossiblous.

I am told that Syracuse never gets favorable calls, and in fact, is routinely discriminated against by the officials.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 29, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's true.

Fortunately, ACC officiating is completely fair to all teams, no matter who’s playing.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 29, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

We're lucky

The Big East hates the ’eers even more than us right now :)

by drothgery on Jan 29, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Bill Raftery FTW

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

Twitter

by psuphiman80 on Jan 29, 2012 1:06 PM EST reply actions  

Love him

He and Sean McDonough are the best. “Mantoman Sean McDonough!”

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 29, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Favorite announcer combo is those two plus Bilas

I got all three of them to sign a sign I made for a game last year (Valentines Day vs. WVU without terrible refs) that had them on it

Twitter: RyanMcD29

by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Refs not fucking Michigan.

This is a good sign.

Also, TIMMY made an early 3.

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII

by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 29, 2012 1:13 PM EST reply actions  

Hardaway this year is looking like the banged-up junior Manny Harris from '09-'10.

Settling for a lot of three-pointers when he’s the best athlete on the team and should be attacking people off the dribble.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Good morning. Go Blue. Go bagels.

Beat Ohio.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 1:13 PM EST reply actions  

holy fuck aussie open going 5 sets..

I DON’T CARE THAT THIS HAPPENED AT 5AM I WAS ASLEEP
also this is so not helping me get shit done today

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 1:16 PM EST reply actions  

Trip to grocery store and 1 load of laundry

Is all Kenny B expect to accomplish on sundays. Both are done.

/puts feet up

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 29, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

ha. i need to do some resume work and job hunting again.

but dishes now done. so i can cook this afternoon. need to fold laundry. and i should go run later or something

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

put in the basics

then let the recruiter polish it. Make them earn their money.

Unless you are going it alone, then polish it up nice like.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 29, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no money to give people to job hunt for me

I’m about to resort to psuedo-nepotism.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

How much EXP?

If a couple years you should be able to get a recruiter who is paid by the future employer. Some are decent. I used a few when I was in engineering.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 29, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

i dont know what you mean. at all.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

really?

If you are working there are people who will find you a new jerb that you don’t have to pay anything for. Some are good, some suck. Usually they contact you by cold calling random companies, but you can contact them.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 29, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh those people.

Apparently I don’t know anyone or am actually shitty at what I do. I also don’t trust the ethics behind a recruiter who would cold call someone at another business.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

It's skeevy

But they have connections with certain companies that are way better than applying to an online job posting.

It’s been a while since i don’t do engineering anymore, but I know a few good ones. I’ll see if I can dig up the info. I feel like I read you do engineering. If not, then none of this makes sense.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 29, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I CAN do engineering...I have a civil background.

Just been in construction for 6 years TOMORROW.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

That's plenty of experience

You shouldn’t be doing your own job hunting, unless there is a specific company you want to work for.

Decent engineering school?

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 29, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

well shit hook me up then.

and there’s not a specific company, but there are specific locations.

does MS&T count as decent engineering school?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I had to look it up

They don’t call it UM-Rolla anymore? Great school.

I was ChemE at WashU. I’ll go through my contacts and find somebody that can help you.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 29, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, not since a few years back.

WashU in the state or St. Louis?
If STL – totally ok with moving there.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I just mentioned WashU

b/c we knew UM-Rolla was a solid school close by. The recruiters are everywhere and you tell them where you want to live.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 29, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I live in a place where i know nothing....so yeah.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Just sent out a feeler to a good recruiter

who landed me a job, before I decided to scrap it and change careers. If she is still around i’ll do the hook up.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 29, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Great thanks.

email in profile is for goofy shit. but it will get to me and my more professional contact information.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

will do

If she is MIA, I have a few others I could reach out to. I hate to see folks struggle with shit when they don’t have to.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 29, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

ChemE high five!

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

awkward high five

then tries to chat you up about that transport phenomenom class. Then goes home.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 29, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Good sunday so far

I go out for an anger induced run in the rain, when I get back my team actually wakes from the dead and wins the match

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"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 1:19 PM EST reply actions  

Who's your team?

1974 Division II National Champions
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Arsenal came back from 2 nil down to beat Villa

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"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Company came earlier than expected....

Brother-in-law’s family is here…..

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 29, 2012 1:19 PM EST reply actions  

Stu leaning over the halfcourt line in slow motion was pretty awesome.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 1:21 PM EST reply actions  

Michigan actually looking decent in Columbus.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 29, 2012 1:32 PM EST reply actions  

Deshaunt Thomas

Total flopping bitch.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 29, 2012 1:36 PM EST reply actions  

Yellow card for fabrication.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 1:38 PM EST reply actions  

Flagrant 1 for flopping?

Good idea? Great idea?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 29, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Technical, IMO.

Although I wouldn’t complain if they did flagrant-1 instead.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I did some math figurin'.

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS YOU GUYS I NEED TO BUY A HOUSE LIKE RIGHT NOW

by Erik T on Jan 29, 2012 1:38 PM EST reply actions  

will you buy me a house?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

If you can get a loan, now's the time.

Prices are low and so are interest rates. But credit’s tight.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I tried that.

I also have NOT ENOUGH CAPITAL

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Then buy

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"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Now that is an impressive fat-cat banker.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions  

If you like where you live

pull the trigger. Owning your own place is nice.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 29, 2012 1:43 PM EST reply actions  

Projected WfnVU schedule for 2012

Looks real nice. Needs another by week in there, though:

Sept. 1 Marshall
Sept. 15 vs. JMU (Fed Ex Field)
Sept. 22 Oklahoma
Sept. 29 Maryland
Oct. 6 Kansas St.
Oct. 13 at Iowa St.
Oct. 20 at Okla. St.
Oct. 27 Texas Christian
Nov. 3 Baylor
Nov. 10 at Texas
Nov. 17 at Texas Tech
Nov. 24 Kansas

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 29, 2012 1:43 PM EST reply actions  

ohhhhh AT texas huh....?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep. Four straight games with Texas teams.

But we get your boys at home!

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 29, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course.

But the B12 is planning on them being there. It’s probably going to happen; it’ll just cost $$$.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 29, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

BE SMART

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 1:45 PM EST reply actions  

ACS - please to have you beat UCAWN today too?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 1:45 PM EST reply actions  

I'm still watching tennis because ohhhhhhh tennis so only getting the bottom line info

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

...

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Some lions fan called in a bomb threat to the superdome during their playoff game
I hope they realize that I didn’t mean it and that I’m taking steps to get counseling. . . . I don’t drink, and I don’t do drugs. From time to time, I do get frustrated and go off without meaning it. . . .

As a fully functional alcoholic, I’d like to advise this guy to have a drink next time he wants to call in a bomb threat

A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim

by Yail Bloor on Jan 29, 2012 1:48 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

what's the difference?

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 29, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for animal house reference

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"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

This game is 100% B1G.

And I could not give any of the fucks.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 29, 2012 1:50 PM EST reply actions  

SEVENTH-YEAR SENIOR WILLIAM BUFORD

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Congrats.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 29, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Gracias.

Obviously, moar dimes are needed.

Chili time yo.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 29, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

/fumbles chili

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Obligatory

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

...preview?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm I used preview to resize it and it worked for me.

Not sure what happened here.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Protip:

Preview will always work for you, the poster, if you have already seen the image and have not cleared your cache since. It does absolutely nothing to prevent you from posting an image the source has blocked from hotlinking.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Learn something new every day.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew this, but I've never figured out a good way around it.

Thoughts? Attempt to load directly from URL in a different browser?

by Erik T on Jan 29, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Clear the cache, then preview.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotcha. Tried to make sure it wasn't too big and it worked; didn't know this.

/TheMoreYouKnow.gif

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

This was the exploded pot of chili with the lid in the ceiling picture.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

FIRE COACH KELLY

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

so some of you guys were around last night when i was debating going into the kitchen because i thought my roommate and her bf were breaking?

she was sobbing about physics….which she is not taking until the spring semester. lawlz. drunk premed problems.

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by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 2:02 PM EST reply actions  

In fairness, physics is hard.

Which class?

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

E&M?

All the integration

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I enjoyed it

Now, Thermodynamics SUCKED

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

you know those nightmares you have where you don't study for an exam and take it and don't know anything?

that’s how my thermo final was last semester. i wasn’t even convinced i had the write equations down. however, i did well on the first 2 midterms and my professor curved the class so that the average was a very high B and i ended up doing really well.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh, that sucks.

And the worst part is that you will have nightmares about that forever.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 29, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

/shudder

Thermo was the class that made me realize I was never majoring in Physics. Then, I took a Quantum Mechanics class in grad school, and realized how cool that shit was.

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Interesting.

The thermo class at Michigan (340) was pretty easy, according to the people I knew who took it. Lots of stuff we did in high school chemistry. But E&M was supposed to be insane.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

It may have just been the professor we had, this is true.

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

my thermo and such was through my engineering major.

same with my quantum mechanics stuff.

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by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

/Iz math nerd

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

/remembers 1st exam in physics of materials

//0/25 on a question
///goes to office hours, prof thinks he can give me points back
////OH WAIT NVM YOU STILL GET A 0/25

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by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

My quantum mechanics class was offered by the math department

it was purely a look at the mathematics of quantum mechanics, and the development of said things. Really quite interesting, especially since the prof who taught it was writing the book.

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

all i ACTUALLY remember from physics of materials

my professor works with really cool lasers and in grad school one of his friends got drunk and got psi star psi tattooed on his arm

oh and ULTRAVIOLET CATASTROPHE

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by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I can think of a couple of things.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I took Thermo twice.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

So did I, and also Diff EQ

3 years at one school to get chem degree then 2 to get ChemE. Both made me take it.

As fun as you think it would be.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 29, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

DiffEQ is a blast!

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

umm....no

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 29, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Again, iz math nerd

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

homework took way too much time

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 29, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I like DiffEQ

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

If you have a basic understanding of calculus, is it very difficult to teach DiffEQ to yourself?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Try

Paul’s Online Math Notes – they can be very helpful for some topics, not sure how well it’ll go over for an entire semester subject

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you sir.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure thing-

if you have questions, there are quite a few of us here who like to work problems

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think so.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I had a great teacher for it

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

No, it isn't.

Or at least it wasn’t when I was taking it in a half-term while working full time.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

"Blast" might be a bit strong, but it was my favorite math class.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

My favorite also

Maybe cause I took it twice. I took “complex variables” as an elective b/c my EE buddy was in the class and I was like “WTF is this shit”. that was the end of math for me.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 29, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Functions of Complex Variables?

ALL THE CONTOUR INTEGRALS

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

I’ve erased that experience from the old memory bank.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 29, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

that was where I hit the wall in math

/took more math than had to
//but had Chinese prof who could not communicate in English, and terrible book for DiffEqs

by drothgery on Jan 29, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Linear ODEs and separable PDEs, fine.

I’ve heard absolute horror stories about nonlinear, and I’m inclined to believe them.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I took it twice because I got a D the first time.

Part of that was because I didn’t ever study the first time, but not studying worked out ok for me in everything else.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

You better have, Airplane Boy!

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I took thermo for non believers

still claim to fame is a 97% on a test the wednesday before st pats after drinking for a week

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

/did much better in mechanics than E&M

//first clue that was not cut out to be EE major…

by drothgery on Jan 29, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I've heard that 240 is the hardest one.

I never cried over a class, but if I had, it probably would have been 140.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Are we talking Physics 2 or the EE E&M class?

The former is fine, nothing too evil. Fields & Waves (the junior-level EE class)? Eeeeevil.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Physics is fun!

/is a huge nerd for maths and physics is basically math

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Undergrads are funny highstrung

I took the LSAT later in life at the local campus. No stress, didn’t need it. I remember after it was over I was outside burning a heater and some poor coed chick came out bawling to her friends “NOT GOOD ENOUGH!” She was a total soup sandwich/trainwreck. Drama is fun to watch.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 29, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I like it, though I have no idea how it came to be

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Try to make one and see how put together it is.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I meant "the history of the term"

The imagery is hard to miss

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

It is a fun term to use. Lot of people I know haven't ever heard of it before.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't really do "stress".

Though I also generally have a good work ethic, and what I study is easy, so that might be part of it.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Spceballs is on

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 2:11 PM EST reply actions  

Chores: Complete.

WOOOOO PBR ON THE TV!

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 29, 2012 2:12 PM EST reply actions  

Hillbilly

/flips channel

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yankee.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 29, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Now that we got that out of the way-

can we get some more guys thrown off in violent ways? That’s the fun part of watching this for me

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

GIT-R-DONE will.

that’s a nasty sumbitch.
he would score around 95 if someone would ride him….

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 29, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I also really like when they show the calf-roping

But yes, he will launch a body

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

boooo

bull had him dropped to his pockets then changed directions and pulled him up and he held on to 8.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 29, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

You were saying?

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

he scored a 91.5

if he had held straight he’d been at 94.

As a horsey girl do you follow any of this kind of mammal riding sport?

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by Boozy McHound on Jan 29, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't really follow it, but I can appreciate it.

I’ve wondered if it would be fun to own a string of bucking bulls.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't really follow it, but if it's on and my TV finds it, I will watch the shit out of it

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

it's like cheering for the villian.

so it’s super fun.

Also, all the short cowboys you can handle (raspberry).

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by Boozy McHound on Jan 29, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Bullriders are definitely not my style - they're all too little.

I prefer calf ropers, bulldoggers, etc.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

"mammal riding sport"

This is either a horrible euphemism in the making for sex, or an idea.

Who wants to create Pro Dolphin Riding?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 29, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I will tune in for full metal jousting though.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

But it's damn entertaining.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently they came or are coming to Madison Square Garden.

This sounds like a very entertaining culture clash.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Oooh what channel?

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

NBC

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by Boozy McHound on Jan 29, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh hell yeah.

I may have to watch 8 Seconds later.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

DON'T DO IT LANE

YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT TO PROVE. YOU RODE RED ROCKET!!!

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Red Rock.

But yeah. I tear up at the end every time Tuff does the floppy hand wave for Lane after he rides an extra 8 seconds.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Tuff thinks he's John Wayne.

You damn right.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Mornin' sunshines!

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 2:13 PM EST reply actions  

Well yeah, it's 1 something here.

But I woke up within the last hour, so that means it’s morning.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Would be justified if I didn't need to go to the office today.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

That sucks.

Why am I going into this profession, again?

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 29, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Because you, like me, didn't listen to the advice of countless people?

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

That and it's still less soul-sucking than auditing.

Had zero desire to go into auditing after experiencing some of that.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 29, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

You and me and a thousand other unlucky souls.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU! I miss you!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it Labor Day Weekend yet?

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll be happy if it was march!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

No; I need time to be searching for jobs. March means that much closer to the real world...

It is almost Febtober though.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

If I saw an orange shaped like that at the grocery store, I most certainly would not buy it.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Why does his facial expression look so "meh"?

Wait, nevermind, answered my own question.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

If a Ford has to win this, I hope it's MSR and not Starworks.

I’d rather that Dinger and Wilson get the win than Starworks, which pretty well screwed RHR, TK and Viso.

In a perfect world, however, Pruett would get up front and keep it there, or we’d get a caution and JPM would have a shot to race the 02 up to the front.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 29, 2012 2:15 PM EST reply actions  

Oh hell, I wanted one of the ganassi cars to win i t(preferably 02)

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

That looked a bit worse than a stall.

No first or second gear? Must have killed something coming into the pits.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 29, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably sheared the teeth off first dropping the clutch

and then one or more of the teeth got into second when he tried to shift up.

Changing the gear cluster on pit road right now.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 29, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I completely agree about MSR.

More recently, I wasn’t a fan of McNish whining about Dinger hitting him after he nearly forced Dinger off the track.

As for the GT class, I’m pulling for Brumos Racing, of course, as it’s the hometown team for me.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 29, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

McNish=Scottish Terrier

HA

F irst
O n
R ace
D ay

Did we win?

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 29, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

The Found On Roadside Dead happened to win it appears.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

That and Spaceballs

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Now I am.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Alabaman Holiday?

A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim

by Yail Bloor on Jan 29, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Kiss this.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Four.

He was very cooperative.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's #4

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

OSU by 7. Morgan with 4 fouls.

It’s probably over unless Michigan starts making a bunch of threes.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 2:26 PM EST reply actions  

Not that I was expecting it to be.

But I do enjoy the idea of beating Ohio State at things.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

So many three-pointers halfway down and back out.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

CAN'T EVEN BUY A BUCKET

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Colton Christian sighting?

We’re fucked.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 29, 2012 2:33 PM EST reply actions  

I saw Josh Bartelstein with his warmup off at one of the breaks.

My first thought was “Oh God, who got hurt?”.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, when they both committed, I assumed Colton was Cullen Christian's brother.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh my god

Entry #1 on the Cracked feature article today, amazing.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 2:48 PM EST reply actions  

Man, a caution right now to re-rack the field would be interesting.

Sadly, I’m not sure NASCAR allows Jacques DeBris to work for Grand-Am as well. Would be interesting to let Montoya catch up to the leaders.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 29, 2012 2:56 PM EST reply actions  

ALL THE WRECKS

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Is he still racing at all?

/Haven’t been able to follow NASCAR for years.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

He's gone part-time in NASCAR

but he was doing a piss-poor job of humping a Ferrari around with Travis Pastrana and a couple of other people.

He’s a menace in endurance racing, because he has a tendency to drive like he’s Michael Waltrip and almost kill people by running them off-course.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 29, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

He's in fact splitting time with Mark Martin.

I’m still not sure I’ve accepted that one yet. Been a Mark fan for years, though, so I’ll get used to it. Somehow.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 29, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh damn. One guy who still seems to have it (and I really like)

And another who never did have it.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Mark's driving 25 races or so, including the Daytona 500, the Brickyard, and the All-Star Race.

Waltrip is driving the other three restrictor plate races and Kentucky. Not sure what they’re doing for the races that neither of them are scheduled for; rumors are that Travis Pastrana may run them if they can find sponsorship.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 29, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Travis Pastrana in NASCAR

Would be pretty bad.

Or pretty good. More and more I begin to not doubt that if he gave a shit about one thing like he did Moto Freestyle he’d probably crush it.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

How many years into Mark's "retirement" are we now?

I feel like it’s six or seven.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

He announced his retirement at the start of 2005.

Then Roush convinced him to come back for one more year because Kurt Busch was an ass in Phoenix and got himself fired the first time.

Then he ran a partial schedule for Ginn & DEI from 2007-09. Then he went to Hendrick for 2010-11. Now he’s at MWR.

To be fair, part of the reason he retired/went part-time was because he was supporting his son’s racing career; then his son decided not to go into racing, so Mark went back to full-time.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 29, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Kurt Busch the one that everyone hates?

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 29, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

He's one of them.

He was driving for Penske; he was released “in a mutual decision” (read: fired) after being a gigantic douche to the crew all year on the radio and then being abusive to one of the pit road reporters (and being caught on camera).

His brother Kyle is even worse; he’s an aggressive driver on the track, but takes it way too far; in a Truck race his year, he wrecked one of the championship contenders under caution because the guy raced him hard a couple laps earlier. That doesn’t even get into the whole feud he had with Kevin Harvick & RCR, to the point where Richard Childress himself punched Kyle. He got suspended for a week and nearly had his sponsor walk over his antics; I don’t know how Coach Gibbs managed to keep them but he did.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 29, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

hehehe. you're funny.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

the busch hate.

Kyle is just good at being the villian. kurt I thought had grown up

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

No, he just got older.

Remember, one of the last things Earnhardt ever did on a race track was tell Kurt Busch he was No. 1 on a restart.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 29, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes this is awesome

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought Kurt had done so at the start of last year too.

But obviously not, the way he was screaming at the crew all year.

And with Kyle, there is an element of “love to hate him” as I like the RCR guys, but his crap at the end of the year pushed it past that into “that was totally unnecessary, you asshole” territory.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 29, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

well I have always thought that.

but as LJ said I have zero taste in drivers. I like most of the RCR guys

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Both Busches are turdburglars.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait Waltrip in endurance racing?

/head is full of fuck.jpg

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

oh how i hate ohio state.

oh howwww i hate.

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by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 2:56 PM EST reply actions  

Son of a dumbus.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 2:56 PM EST reply actions  

Furk?

Furk.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 29, 2012 2:58 PM EST reply actions  

HONOR CODE VIOLATION?

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 29, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

They threw a bunch of stuff on the court to protest calls.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

BOOZY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 3:01 PM EST reply actions  

Like the look of #59. Pretty classic paint job,

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 3:01 PM EST reply actions  

Honestly just turned this on a few minutes ago.

Used to love racing in general, but I’ve fallen out of it.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't really fix them.

All the Porsches have this problem, because to fit GA rules they have to swap the carbon splitter with a plastic one.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 29, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Rolex 24 Hours at Daytona.

Sports cars.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

You gotta be shitting me

A company is selling a 2 dollar bill for 10 dollars.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 3:06 PM EST reply actions  

Uh that's two two dollar bills.

Also, may be the proof equivalent of paper currency. They get a hold of it for you and charge a premium for you to get copies.

Or, it may be like the coin scams that are real currency…In Liberia.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Qui-Bids?

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 29, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Nat Geo Channel showing a thing on DB Cooper

Why, yes, I will watch that

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 3:06 PM EST reply actions  

Your basketball team is good.

Congratulations on that.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you!

I didn’t watch, because squeakyfouls is not my thing.

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

i wish i didn't have to be a real person

that sounds like something i would enjoy

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by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

So apparently mentioning Bruce Pearl on Twitter brings out the spambots.

I can’t see anything else I’ve said in the last couple hours that would do it. Even gone, he manages to piss me off. Well trolled, sir.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 29, 2012 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

Trending on Twitter in NY:

#YouKnowItsRealWhen
#5ThingsICantStand
#EverybodyFromTheHoodKnowSomebodyNamed

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

Apparently there must be another Ann Arbor expatriate in my neighborhood.

I found a Zingerman’s delivery box in front of an apartment building around the corner.

Then again, it could have been mine. I started to check the address, then realized that looked really creepy.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 3:10 PM EST reply actions  

I WANT ZINGERMANS

I’m going to a wedding in AA this summer, and that’s #1 on my list of places to get back to

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

They are so good at everything.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

They make the delicious, this is true.

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Also: seeing your twitter name confuses me to no end.

When I see “313”, I automatically think “Detroit”.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

same

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by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Were two numbers that I wore in different sports.

Also, 313 kept popping up randomly in my life.

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

i've been to zingerman's once. on a date. and got soup.

i think i need to go forreal one time.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

The deli or the roadhouse?

The roadhouse is more of a “place to have your parents take you”, both because it’s off campus and because it’s expensive (by Ann Arbor standards).

But yes, you should go (ideally to both) before you graduate.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

it was the deli

never have been to maize and blue deli, either. i know it doesnt have all the premium ingredients like zingerman’s but i’ve also heard good things

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 29, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't go there, either.

Not sure why, since I did live out in that area my junior year.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Where's ACS?

JayBilas Jay Bilas
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 3:11 PM EST reply actions  

This just in:

Jig jig jig jig jig jig jig jig jig jig.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

2009

It’s in the basement of the old Studebaker plant.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

No full-course caution for that?

These officials are like the anti-NASCAR brigade.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 29, 2012 3:13 PM EST reply actions  

They used to throw local yellows.

I wish they still did, because Sears Point is a disaster when you have to throw a full-course yellow every time someone screws up at the top of the hill.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 29, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently they do still throw local yellows.

But they don’t usually announce it on TV. You saw it at Road America in Nationwide more than most other places.

And look, Mikey nearly screwed it up for everyone! Shocked, I am.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 29, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Now he just needs to hit the safety car.

Because he’s hit everything else and he needs to be perfect.

/Days of Thunder’d

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 29, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

He's close enough to the fence that they'll be OK

especially with only about 15 minutes left. Someone would have to miss the Bus Stop pretty badly for him to be in the way.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 29, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

So:

What shall I have in the background of today’s law school work: Jurassic Park III or the NHL All-Star Game?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 3:16 PM EST reply actions  

A couple of hot girls in high heels, nothing but high heels

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I may be the only one here who feels this way

But Im actually kinda excited for the Bulls-Heat game

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 29, 2012 3:18 PM EST reply actions  

Tom Brady gave Uggs to the entire Patriots team as a gift for making the Super Bowl?

Hilarious, if true.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 3:25 PM EST reply actions  

no UGGS gave boots to all the players

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Brady's the spokesman.

No, seriously. No snark.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Uggs were originally a guy's shoe for surfing.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

This feels applicable to Waltrip discussions
Look over the years of observing NASCAR I think I’ve got this crash thing down to an experimental probability
7% tire failure
4% mechanical faliure
10% “its just racin”
15% unnecessarily rough driving
9% driver fault
15% Carl Edwards throwing a fit
20% Kyle Busch throwing a fit
2% oil
18% Michael Waltrip trying to be Darrell

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 3:27 PM EST reply actions  

Missing a whole lot

15% JR my dad could have made that pass without wrecking everyone oh well the fans will blame the other guy
10% Montoya

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 29, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

10% Smoke getting annoyed with the length of the race because he needs food.

2% Mark Martin finally being fed up with drivers who won’t give him respect.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 29, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

1% jeff gordon getting pissed at Jimmie johnson

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I so want to see that happen

actually wrecking each other not just racing hard

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 29, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

5% Jeremy Mayfield being on meth.

/Former JM fan before all that happened

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

he got clean then slipped again right?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Who was the other kid who smokin all the pot?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Shane Hmiel?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Shane Hmiel?

Or was that something else?

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

nope you guys are right.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Also in a sad twist, he was paralyzed in a racing accident not too long ago...

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

That's just sad

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

From what I read, he tested positive, was seuspended, and fought saying it was a prescription decongestant.

Then he failed a test a second time and was indefinitely suspended.

Then in this past November, $100,000 of stolen goods were found in his home as well as 1.5 grams of meth in a safe. Supposedly he and some others were running a theft ring to support the meth habits.

Writes itself…

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Gaaaaaaah.

A couple of years ago, I had a massive, horrible head cold.

And I could not buy Sudafed because I was in Oklahoma, but still had my Virginia DL.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

In NY with my GA license, I had to show a student ID at Target to get the good sudafed.

While I was buying ibuprofen, tissues, zyrtec, and had the most obvious head cold/sinus infection ever.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

It's federal law.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it started as a voluntary thing though.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

It started as state level legislation

Oregon was the first to do it, as we were one of the places with a shitton of superlabs

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, maybe the putting it behind the counter part isn't law, come to think.

But the first time I ever saw it, there were signs up saying that they were now required to see identification and record all purchases of pseudoephedrine, yadda yadda.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

IIRC, the law states that stores have to keep a log of who they sell it to

The easiest way to do this is to make you present ID to get it

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

See below.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

To prevent theft, I assume.

The NYT did a piece about the concern among Long Island pharmacies about theft of painkillers.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

LI is also where grocery stores have to put condoms behind the counter because teenagers are too ashamed of buying them and steal them instead.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

And since they're too ashamed to pick them up off the rack and buy them

they’re sure as shit too ashamed to ASK for them.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, why does this matter?

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by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Because they're lazy, and unless they can scan your barcode to record your purchase, they won't sell it.

And their system, the DUMBASSES, was only set up to scan OK and the surrounding states. It wouldn’t read my VA barcode.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Well hey I have the old GA license from about three years ago that doesn't scan period.

All the problems buying liquor, etc. out of state.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Scanning your ID for likker purchases?

Oh HELL no.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

/nods sadly

Yet another advantage of moving from MD back to GA: most of the time they don’t even bother to card me, never mind scan the thing.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 29, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

hello military exchanges!

Not everywhere, but there are some places overseas where it’s amount is restricted to prevent black marketing to the foreign nationals. It’s a fairly generous amount, but still…

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by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, at the PX it makes sense.

Hell, I’d expect them to scan you for a pack of bubble gum at a PX.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

only the gum that has the caffeine in it

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by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

...okay, I'll bite.

Why would caffeine make a difference?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, I was just making a joke. They DO sell gum with caffeine, but no

they don’t scan it. They didn’t keep track of anything other than returns on our ID cards at the bases in Japan.

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by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

ah. but wow. Man, things I'm going to have to deal with....blargh.

It’s behind the counter at Military Exchanges too, of course, but they don’t deal with individual state licenses, just Military IDs. Wonder how my Arizona DL is going to fare…

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by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

yep, we left there in 2004, and I lived in Japan until a year ago. I actually had to renew

here, but since HI doesn’t care what state license you have, and I saved $300 on car registration fees by being military from out of state, I just renewed my AZ one for another 4 years.
/kind of wish I’d gotten the 40 yr one while I was there—this is the third time I’ve renewed.

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by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I imagine a lot.

I know theft of prescription painkillers is a huge thing.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Is his car sponsored by U. of Missouri?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it was Amp energy for a while.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Post just being "dodge" like a month or so

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

He was on Evernham's Dodge team for a couple years.

When Evernham screwed him over was around when I stopped watching, even casually. May try to watch Daytona this year though, but I’ve been saying that a lot the last couple years.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

you can watch with me

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully MSR can be this successful in IndyCar as well.

Congratulations to A.J. Allmendinger, Ozz Negri, Justin Wilson, John Pew and Michael Shank for that win. They earned it.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 29, 2012 3:31 PM EST reply actions  

WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING FOR A SPECIAL BULLETIN................

The Kerbalan Space Program has successfully landed their intrepid astronauts on the Mun and successfully taken off. However, Bill and Bob carelessly allowed Jebediah to calculate the return orbit, with the result that they were slingshot by the Mun into a parallel solar orbit several million meters away and with little fuel. They have successfully complete a burn at aphelion that will put them at the same orbital distance as Kerbal at perihelion. It is hoped that the small amount of remaining fuel will allow them to return to Kerbal at that time.

We will keep you posted as to further developments.

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING……………………………………………………

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 29, 2012 3:39 PM EST reply actions  

Needs moar Ed Harris.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Allmendinger is the most NASCAR name ever

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 29, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Dick Trickle?

The best.

Cole Trickle? Don’t even go there.

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by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 29, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome

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by 49er16 on Jan 29, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, BBQ is cookin'.

Making pulled pork in the oven since I am still a poor college student and cannot afford a smoker. Still pretty good, though.

Now what do I do for the next few hours while it cooks?

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 29, 2012 4:15 PM EST reply actions  

WE AGAIN INTERRUPT FOR A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN......

In a stunning new development, the astronauts unexpectedly again allowed Jebediah Kerman to take the controls, hoping to perform a burn at perihelion that would bring their aphelion inside the orbit of Kerbal and allow the Jeb Alpha command module to gradually catch up to Kerbal as they orbited the Sun.

Jeb being Jeb, the maneuver was badly miscalculated, and the capsule’s aphelion remains outside the orbit of Kerbal, and all of the command module’s remaining fuel has been used. It may be several solar orbits (years) before Kerbal “catches up” to the module, as it is currently approximately 15 degrees ahead of it in orbit.

Luckily, the race of Kerbal is very long-lived and requires almost no food or water…

We do have a photo of the successful landing, with the flag proudly standing in the foreground:

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 29, 2012 4:15 PM EST reply actions   4 recs

Jeb, as always, is LOVING LIFE.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Jeb don't care.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

ARTIST'S CONCEPTON OF JEB ALPHA IN SOLAR ORBIT...............

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 29, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Important safety tip when leaving the Mun:

Get in a lunar polar orbit. Otherwise when you try to leave, the damn thing catches up to you and mucks your return orbit all to hell.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 29, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I will be dipped in shit

Something happened in the game that just screwed me. My perihelion was only 32km different from Kerbal’s, which should have meant I’d have a chance to be recaptured into Kerbal orbit and re-enter from atmospheric friction. But now my perihelion shows a difference of 664.3km; it’ll be impossible to get captured at that distance.

[sad music plays on all Kerbalan radio and TV stations; the announcement of their loss is made to the world]
/not a single fuck is given
//5000 Kerbalans line up for astronaut job next day at the space center

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 29, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

The orbital mechanics are... off.

You could leave it screaming along for a while, but I think you’re fucked.

by Erik T on Jan 29, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

///Robot Richard Nixon Speech

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Bill and Bob are rather concerned about the present state of affairs.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

The Big XII is colonizing space now?

MICHIGAN. PURDUE. ASSEMBLE. THIS TERRITORIAL INCURSION SHALL NOT STAND.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Purdue has a very strong presence in Cygnus X-1

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd for reaching moon

unrec’d for failure to set a couch on fire on the lunar surface.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

That would be quite the feat

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by psuphiman80 on Jan 29, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

If NBC uses this 3 Doors Down song all Stanely Cup Playoffs long

I will not be a happy camper. Especially since the Stanley Cup Playoffs are almost 2 months longer than OHHH WRITTEN IN THE STAARRSSS A MILLION MILES AWAY A MESSAGE TO THE MAIN OHHHHH SEASONS COME AND GO BUT I WILL NEVER CHANGE AND I’M ON MY WAAAAAYYYYYYY-EEEEEEEEEEEE, err, the MLB Playoffs Postseason

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 4:25 PM EST reply actions  

I heard "Let's Get It Started" the other day and was immediately transported back to the 2005 NBA playoffs.

Back when the Pistons were good.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember that as well

Every other commercial on Sportscenter with the Black Eyed Peas (granted that song’s way better than any crap they come out these days)

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

A new show called Full Metal Jousting?

History!

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by psuphiman80 on Jan 29, 2012 5:02 PM EST reply actions  

Staff Sargeant Robert Heritage, between periods

Had a HUGE dip in…makes me laugh

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 5:16 PM EST reply actions  

There is so much going on here

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by 49er16 on Jan 29, 2012 5:18 PM EST reply actions  

"Good" "morning", "gentlepersons".

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 5:20 PM EST reply actions  

Who are you calling gentle?

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by 49er16 on Jan 29, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Nobody.

Just like I’m not calling it morning, or calling it good.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Gaborik, Hossa, and Datsyuk on the same line is just not fair

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 5:24 PM EST reply actions  

It really isn't-

and hearing the goalie talking to them while making a save is just weird

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Carey Price needs to stop being so damn likeable

I’m supposed to hate him

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Replace Gaborik with Zetterberg, and this probably happened sometime in Hossa's rental year in Detroit.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably on the Powerplay

But I’d rather face Zetterberg than Gaborik every single time.

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Especially on a line with those other two.

He fits better with them, IMO

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on NBC, talk to Couture please.

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by 49er16 on Jan 29, 2012 5:26 PM EST reply actions  

About what? His nice new Honda?

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Also about his love of Bieber

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by 49er16 on Jan 29, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Is the French translation of all star game always written on the ice?

Or only when it’s in Canuckistan?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 5:28 PM EST reply actions  

I would guess only when it's in Canada, but I don't remember

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Ottawa is pretty bilingual. The standard greeting to strangers is "Hi-Bonjour". Your response determines the language of the rest of the conversation.

Not sure if they would have that on the ice in Toronto or Calgary or something.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I always think Canada is awesome, and then they go and do stuff like that and I hum the National Anthem to myself

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by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Steve Austin is already giving advice
steveaustinBSR Steve Austin
My advice to Royal Rumble rookies tonight. Go on offense, you must be in Attack Mode. If you blow up, find a Turnbuckle and recover…Repeat

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by 49er16 on Jan 29, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Professional wrestling is fucking retarded.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

And yet I still love it.

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by 49er16 on Jan 29, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

If I wanted to watch something where the outcome was predetermined

I would watch the NBA playoffs.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Or Survivor.

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Two consecutive contestants happened to be sixth-grade teachers. Apparently, neither was smarter than a fifth grader.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

So, I'm assuming you don't watch any scripted television or movies

There’s a lot to make fun of about Pro Wrestling.
1) writing is worse than porn
2) sexist and racist
3) incredibly high mortality rate among performers
4) steroid use is encourage

And many others, but complaining that it’s scripted is a little silly

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I just meant as far as "sporting" events go.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

It pretends to be a sport about as much as circus acts

Wrestling fans know that wrestling is fake (at least I hope they do). Telling them it’s “fake” is pointless. Maybe if people stopped using that as the only talking point and actually had legitimate reasons for not watching, change would take place. Then we wouldn’t have to hear another story about a wrestler dying in his early 40s of heart failure or early onset dementia every couple years.

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

So, this All-Star game is fun for talent.

But for talent and effort, it’s mighty hard to beat the Gold Medal game in the olympics.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 5:32 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, of course. Olympic hockey is a blast.

I certainly hope the NHL guys go to Sochi.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

With one important caveat:

we bring all our food and drink with us.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

(American and Canadian teams get dioxin poisoning)

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Cmon, man

It’s Russia we’re talking about, not the Ukraine!

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

IS JUST UKRAINE

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, it's just a game.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Na Ukraine or v Ukraine?

Have been lectured that this can have major implications…

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, either the Russians or pro-Russian party in Ukraine did that. So.

/spiders

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

See also the incident in Russia

and the gas in the theater in Moscow.
and Beslan.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

QUE RIDICULO!!!

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Well yeah

They’re not even hitting people in the ASG.

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by 49er16 on Jan 29, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Obviously

The All Star game is an exhibition.

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I think this is TVs best idea ever.

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by 49er16 on Jan 29, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I have to admit, it looks damn entertaining.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

they were asking the rugby teams in phoenix for additional participants a year or so ago

basically it was if you can ride a horse we will teach you the rest, at least that was the pitch to the rugby guys.

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 29, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

My sister's ex-boyfriend and his cousin went to a month long jousting camp in California a few years ago.

Just for shits and giggles. Hasn’t done anything with it since.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Jousting...camp?

for adults?
I can see why he is an ‘ex’

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 29, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, he was about 19 at the time.

But yeah, he was different. He lasted about 4 years but once she got to college and joined a sorority, the weird boyfriend from home had to go. Thankfully.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH WEIRD, ALLI

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, no, I guess.

But he was also probably never going to have a job.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG...

/sighs
//sniffles

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Jerbs are important.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

No, monies are important!

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Well yeah.

But MOST people get the monies through jerbs. If you know of a better way that does not involve selling my body, please let me in on the secret.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Believe me, in the absence of the one, I'm desperately looking for the other.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I will never understand

how it is that an entire day can be missing from google news archive. I don’t mean one issue of one paper. I mean “hmm, how odd, every paper in the archive within 300 miles of a given city is missing this one day, even though it has the days surrounding it”.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 5:34 PM EST reply actions  

Was this in 2007?

Because 2007 never happened.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

/sings sea shanty

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by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/sings sea shanty

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

oooh, hivey and stuff

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by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Nice work, you two.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

it's like we went to the same school and stuff

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by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, yes, but that's not what caused the comment.

I’m working on the Big 12/8/7/6/MVIAA all-conference teams, and I was trying to find 1943. Luckily, I had assumed the wrong day for the announcement.

I’m kinda happy; I’ve now made it all the way back to 1941 without any missing data so far.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Shift A So, what's up??

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by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 5:38 PM EST reply actions  

/clears throat

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the fucking all star game and he's pushing and shoving in the crease

He may have taken Avery’s throne as the most annoying player in the NHL

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Hi everyone.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 5:42 PM EST reply actions  

you survive mn?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

YAIS

Lot of fun

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

and lazy roommate...?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

He was fine

But let us know he invited hellbeast but she didn’t feel welcomed enough to come. He didn’t bother to tell us he invited her

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 29, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I figured this would happen.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Impressive run there by Alfredsson.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 5:45 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, IE and KG and Chloe, and other shoe people...

Thoughts on these? I’m considering springing for them for the GF as a birthday present/for her sister’s wedding

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 5:46 PM EST reply actions  

ha! good timing.

Honestly, I like them. I think KG and iE might say they are appropriate depending on your lady. Do you have a particular dress in mind that she wear them with (which she might already own)?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

True, but she will need an outfit for the rehearsal dinner

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

and she could just wear them by themselves whenever...

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

"Match" is subjective nowadays. A lot of hipper brides will say pick a color and let the bridesmaids do their

individual style/find something flattering for their own figure. Of course, there are still a lot of crazy brides who feel the need to pick everything out themselves

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by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, she was told she was allowed to pick her shoes-

plus, the bride forwarded the link to my GF on facebook, where the discussion was all “Haha, I can’t afford those”

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

INNNNNNNNNNNNNteresting.

You should be in the clear then

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep, sounds like it'd be a winner if that's what you decide to go for.

OH, And KG’s advice is to “consider whether YOU will like them on her or not. You are setting the precedent by buying them for her that these are shoes you like and will like on her when she decides to wear them.”

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by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

And I thank him-

however, I’m not much of a shoe guy(as is apparent!). I like most whatever she wears

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, that makes sense.

She is the one with fashion sense- I have strict “rules” that I have taped on my closet door, so that I don’t look like the typical math guy

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Bless your heart.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

"#1 Shoe color and belt color must match"

“#6 Tie cannot have a pattern if your shirt does”

etc.

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

How many rules are there

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Eleventy billion.

Fortunately, most people only know like four.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 29, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Eight

Though she adds to the list whenever she’s around and I grab stuff, only to get the “really, Mike?”

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

This is adorable.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Thankyew

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Fine Chloe, just give my answer for me!

Ha! She’s good though. My answer was going to be, is the style similar to what you’ve seen her wear and/or admire? They are definitely CUTE for a wedding, but would she wear them again casually? I’m not a flower and lace person, so would want a shoe without those, but if your GF is, then they are great!

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by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I've seen shoes you own, covet, and which KG covets.

You’re not “frilly” The shoes have a very romantic feel to them. Honestly I could see them getting a lot of wear in Savannah in JULY….

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm, this is also a good point-

and subtly done, as well :-)

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure whether I'm insulted or not.

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by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

No, not about you- about July

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

(am I missing something about July?)

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by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

The current plan is that we'll be finding a place together here right around then

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

ahhhh, ok. I have put it all together. Sorry, sometimes I'm slow.

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by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

No worries

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for all the advice!

They’re definitely her style, I am also wondering on their appropriateness as a birthday present

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

YES DO IT.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I have also solicited the advice of her best friend, especially WRT to sizing

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Does she have any other shoes with similar heels you could peek at?

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by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Sadly, her shoes are in Tallahassee, and I will not be there until her birthday weekend

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhh so leather sole?

because you might to recommend she scuff them some too especially prior to wedding

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, why would you scuff your shoes?

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Bottoms for traction

I need to do it with this pair of Florsheims I have

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhh- like scored with scissors?

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

something like this, yes.

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by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Things I never knew

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Just walk around in them on concrete or something.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

That too but just in case it's not an option

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I always recommend much walking about prior to the wedding, for breaking in purposes.

Not outside, but maybe all around the house a few days.

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by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not loving them.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Oooooh, I almost forgot to make fun of Nebraska.

So, I’m going through all these articles on all-conference teams (working backward, ‘cause it’s easier). Late last night, as I’m working my way back through the 90s and 80s, something kept popping up every damned year until I got back far enough that Dave Rimington was actually ON the all-conference team:

Whenever they’d talk about whichever offensive linemen from Nebraska made the team, Tom Osborne would be quoted as saying one of them was “the best I ever had, as good or better than Dave Rimington.”

You’re so funny, Doctor Tom.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 5:51 PM EST reply actions  

Michigan's running backs coach is like that.

Everyone’s like some previous player. But faster. Always faster.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

"Gophers Almost Sure To Remain At Top Of Poll"

/giggle

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

/plays 'Flagpole Sitter'

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, now, that was a friendly giggle.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait.. Drake is Canadian?

How does the hip hop community allow a Canadian to get that popular

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:00 PM EST reply actions  

Among the S. Side Irish, there is nothing wrong with that statement.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Wut?

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, story time

Once the Civil Rights ear came about, and neighborhoods around Chicago desegregated, there were many African-Americans patronizing businesses in what had been until then lily-white neighborhoods. Waiters, waitresses, host staff and cooks were fighting over what to do with them and where to put them. Of course, fighting about where to put the blacks where people could overhear was bad. So they used ‘Canadian’ as code for black. So waiter could yell to waitress, “Hey, you wanna take the table of six canadians? I took the last group of em for my section.” without arising immediate ire and hatred.

Please note that I do not endorse this practice, and am only commenting on its existence once upon a time.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Stempke has been in the restaurant business for awhile.

I’m sure he’s aware of this use of the term “Canadian.”

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually I'd never heard that before

Probably because my section Wisconsin gets a fair sight more actual Canadians than African Americans.

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Street cred's less of a necessity than it used to be.

Because a half-Jewish Canadian doesn’t exactly fit the prototype.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

<^>

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 29, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

This right here is my 25,000th comment on EDSBS.

Maybe… maybe Dick is right, and I should be doing something more important.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:02 PM EST reply actions  

Woooooo bouncyhoops

Ordinarily I’d assume we’re in for pain here, but there is the matter of Roy’s apparent allergy to BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

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by The Missing T on Jan 29, 2012 6:02 PM EST reply actions  

Time to cook dinner. Asparagus, roast potatoes, and some steaks.

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WANT

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

NO MINE

/tussles

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

/grabs while chloe and jon are 'tussling'

mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

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by Boozy McHound on Jan 29, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

/sets "Boozy trap" with Chrissy

//runs past all 3 and grabs steak

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

/is super effective

DAMN IT!

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by Boozy McHound on Jan 29, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

But you still end up with a Chrissy, so all is not lost.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Has the ability to distract Alli and Chloe.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

yes yes it does.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

/Finds horse to walk into room

//takes steak right our from under Alli’s nose

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

/brings mikelew's gf in from out of town

//takes steak back to texas

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

/shouts ".999999 does not equal 1"

//has whiteboard dropped in Mike’s path

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

It doesn't equal one...

.9 repeating however…. DAMMIT

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

FINE

/gives jerb to jon in exchange for steak

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

/can now buy steak

//no longer concerned

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

/turns TV on, tunes to regular-season Division II game

//takes steak while Jon is distracted

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by The Missing T on Jan 29, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

/Opens door to walk in cooler

//sees it full of steak
///shrugs

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

NOT ALL OF US HAVE RESTAURANTS IN OUR HOUSES

I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.

by iris eyes on Jan 29, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

/moves to Wisconsin

//squats in Stempke’s restaurant

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

//sets up hammock in the booze cellar

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure the health department would not be okay with that

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but she can represent you when you fight them over it.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

You don't fight the health department

You pay your fine and make the changes they suggest. No restaurant could afford to be closed for as long as the appeal process would take.

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Temporary restraining order enjoining health department from enforcement!

/1:1000000000000000000000 chance of success

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe the New York City process is not so serious then.

I’ve seen several places that had B’s that now have A’s.

I know you get a “grade pending” if you don’t get an A the first time out; only if you score below an A twice do you get an actual grade of B or below. But I don’t know how the process works after one’s first grade.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

You make the changes they suggest, they comeback and regrade

I doubt they fought the initial grade. The difference between A and B is often something like “mouse droppings found in corner.”

Clean up the offending area, prove you’ve engaged an exterminator and you’ve got your A back

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Got it.

I learn so many things here.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

/joins alli

//hopes she brings a Chrissy or 50

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Step one: Live where they have cows

Step two: Become friendly with butcher
Step three: Choose cow
Step Four: Accept delivery of meat that used to be the cow from step 3

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Simple

Step 5: Put meat from step 4 over heat source

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

It really made me happy that she was sous-cheffing for Zakarian on ICA

Because I’d imagine she takes orders quite poorly

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

It's long been a dream of mine to go on a Top Chef type show, as a judge not a contestant

And make the challenge something like this.

“Your challenge today is to make a simple, tasty dish using ingredients sourced from within 100 miles of here. Your ingredients may not cost more than 5 dollars per plate and your concept must be able to be created by a line cook with little or no experience.”

Then watch all those “fine dining” chefs cry because they can’t use Kobe beef.

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Obligatory?

Yeah, probably.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Works in texas too.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Alternate plan:

Step one: live where there is room for cows
Step two: acquire cows
Step three: have cows make more cows
Step four: make sure nobody living in house cries over killing “family pets”
Step five: engage butcher’s services

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Well yes this would be the "Vertical Integration" version of my plan

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Step six: acquire pigs

Step seven: acquire chikkinz
Step eight: acquire venison on the hoof
Step nine: acquire beefalo
Step ten: become heavily armed to ward off poachers

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I like this plan, and want to implement it one day.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

/lets Alli herd cattle for steak

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Provide me a cow horse and a living space, and you have a deal.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Just get a Rottweiler, they herd cattle by instinct

Don’t even need to teach ’em

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't find Rottweilers to be nearly as amusing as drunj Alli, though.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a Corgi for that.

But a little equine assistance is always good.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, all the drankin'.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Quite.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I just failed step one.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

There is a problem between step 2 and 3

You have to feed the cows, and it’s much more expensive than people think.
/has cows

by Dawg from Canton on Jan 29, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

MikeLew uses PONY.

It’s SUPER EFFECTIVE!

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Put in hot paprika

HUNGARY

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes! Did someone called?

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

all the tenses/cases?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

oops sorry

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Not an excuse but answering to 6 different e-mails in 4 languages simultaneously

Head is about to explode

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Easy American way to avoid this problem!

1) speak only English
2) rest of world learns
3)?
3)email made simple!

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 29, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the idea, let's try to establish it here in the States first

/hides from spiders

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Howzit?

y’all talk different out yonder over your wiz wit and bubbler drinks?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

That sounds pretty good.

I’m cooking BBQ pork, with baked beans & slaw.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 29, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Off to eat baked ziti at my parent's place.

If I don’t come back assume I’m in a pasta, beef, pork, and veal induced coma. Don’t bother resuscitating me. This is how I wanted to die.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 29, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Kinda buried the lede there

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

For those curious, dinner was a great success.

Made asparagus my girlfriend will actually eat. Drinking a victory beer.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

are there left overs?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

But i go back to school in the morning, so she gets them all.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

SEND THEM TO ME

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Baked.

I hate steamed veggies with a passion, and we have no access to a grill.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah 425 degrees for ten minutes or so with some oil/butter and whatever seasoning you prefer.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, (assuming you know this, but saying it anyhow)

If the asparagus is bigger around, use a vegetable peeler to scrape off the outer layer so it isn’t too tough or stringy.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

You took the older Armstead from USC

Arik Armstead had narrowed it down to Auburn, ND, and Cal

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Arik was originally a USC commit

And Armond has not yet committed, though it looks like it will be at Oregon

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

They've been pretty open about the fact that they're a package deal

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

he just verbally committed to Oregon

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

what the deuce?

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Not according to ESPN
Kelly was able to sell the opportunity to play for a national championship right away and Pellum sold Armstead on how he would fit in with the defense.

Ducks basketball coach Dana Altman also played a big role and was almost as active as the football coaches in recruiting the family. Altman and the Armsteads just talked last Friday, and the family was very comfortable Arik would have a legitimate role on the hoops team as well as the football side

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

From the local paper
Armstead has no such ties to Oregon, but he did grow fond of Ducks coach Chip Kelly during the recruiting process, including a home visit last week. In that meeting, Kelly told Armstead he could not guarantee that he would be the Oregon coach during Armstead’s entire college career, and that honesty and candor refreshed Armstead.

“I liked that,” Armstead said. "So many coaches say different things or they say bad things about other programs. I’m really happy with my decision. Oregon’s a great school, a great program.

“I think I’ll really fit in there. They also have the best marketing program and if I don’t make it in the NFL or NBA – or both – I can fall back on that.”

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

The words they used to use in headlines amuse me to no end.

Anyone care to guess what this headline really means?

BASEBALL MEN EXPECTED TO HAVE BIG IVORY SESSION

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:32 PM EST reply actions  

Derek Dooley's coaching baseball now?

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ivory Session = Winter Meetings.

Damned purple prose.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

awww, hamburgers

/chucks aside elephant gun

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

THERE IS A HEATED STOVE i HEAR REPORTS ABOUT BUT WHY IS NOBODY WATCHING THIS HEATED STOVE IT COULD CAUSE A FIRE.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

GET OUT

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

So Pierre McGuire keeps saying Gaborik and Hossa grew up together

They are both from Slovakia, but grew up 5 years apart in cities nearly 200 kms apart.

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:46 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, we scored 32 points in the first half! Progress!

/conveniently ignores fact that we gave up 52

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by The Missing T on Jan 29, 2012 6:46 PM EST reply actions  

Mike Brey thinks 32 points a half is excessive.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

why do i watch "scary" movies by myself

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 6:51 PM EST reply actions  

Because you enjoy the adrenaline rush that comes with being scared

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

probably. i need some logic right now thanks!

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

My goddaughter asked that same question on FB this morning....

She was watching Criminal Minds at 2:30AM all alone.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 29, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm watching paranormal activity 3

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to see that

I thoroughly enjoyed the first two

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

oh i LOVED the first two

I need to know why though.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I hear those are pretty scary in a Blair Witch kind of POV way...

Haven’t seen any of them though, Mrs MtnEer doesn’t like ‘that kind’ of movie.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 29, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

blair witch was nothing like this.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Similar concept, executed much better than the Blair Witch

“Found Footage” and all. Paranormal Activity is about a family being tormented by a demon.

The first one cost 20,000 to make and make 200 million worldwide. The second one cost 1.3 million and made 175 million worldwide. The third cost 5 million and again made 200 million worldwide.

They’re going to make these forever and Oren Peli is going to be a very rich man. Not bad for a videogame developer

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

not to mention development of TV shows and such now too

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I think The River is his first TV show

I’m interested to see how it works

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes me too.

/movie is at end so all the shit is happening

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Because there's nobody there to watch it with.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

YES. this is why i'm still typing here and i'm 85% through the movie

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't normally watch scary movies, period.

Scariest stuff I’ve watched was the two-part Doctor Who episode with the Weeping Angels in season 5 (“The Time of Angels” / “Flesh and Stone”). Even that was probably unwise at midnight.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Look what I made y'all....

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Bawwww.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Jeremy Roenick just took a pretty big shot at baseball

“That’s what you gotta love about the NHL. They’re always thinking of ways to keep this game interesting and don’t have to resort to putting home ice on the line.”

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 6:55 PM EST reply actions  

Well, I was really hoping Team Chara would get home-ice advantage.

But I guess I’ll deal with it.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that's exactly his point

When “East vs West” got stale, they switched it to “North America vs The World.” When that got too one sided they made it the current playground style “Captains pick teams”

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Proving that Bill Simmons has at least one reader in Toronto.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Let? I got the feeling that it's encouraged

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

They had to keep up with the crowd.

Seriously, the fans in Ottawa were loaded and booing Leafs at every opportunity, which is always appreciated.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 29, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

And the Skills competition is actually FUN, whereas the NBA one sucks.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Every few years, the dunk contest is randomly interesting.

But the NHL skills competition does a much better job of illustrating “hey, being this good is really, really hard”.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Unfortunately no

The only wrinkle they introduced this year was putting 4 rookies on each team who weren’t all stars

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

No, Howard and Quick raced.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Really? I must have missed that

I would have put money on Price being the fastest goalie. He’s the only one that looks like an athlete when not in pads

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Here.

With video.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

The skills challenge in the NBA

is one of the few things I’ve ever agreed with Simmons on.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

i actually like the rookie game it's fun

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

ATTENTION MIKELEW

You can no longer claim Rutherford Hayes, because my research has now shown that he was, in fact, an all-Big Six end at the filthy and disgusting college in Lawrence in 1935.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 6:56 PM EST reply actions  

Must be his grandson!

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by MikeLew on Jan 29, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Spinach and cheese ravioli YEEEEEAH!

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 29, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Mediocre Chinese takeout.

As reliable as ever.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Creole chicken.

/drops mic

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

/picks up mic

Spicy Cajun Pasta with Siracha sauce!

Nothing But Noodles left overs!

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Consistently so-so?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooh, ol' Roy gets T'd up while up 17.

Class all around there.

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by The Missing T on Jan 29, 2012 7:06 PM EST reply actions  

WOMENS SOCCER TONIGHT Y ALL

make Canada our bitch!

wait… is that sexiest in this context?

Don’t care! U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:08 PM EST reply actions  

THis.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

it's been a long weekend haha

god bless the Alabama education system for this joke

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

At least Canada knows how to stack the deck in competition

one year they had to beat Mexico to advance to WC competition, which is difficult/impossible for Canuckistan. Except the qualifying match in question had to be played within a week of a certain date, anywhere in Canada. So they told the Mexicans they were going to have to play in St. John’s.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

awesome just awesome

Mexico can’t bitch

they make people play in the smog bank that is Azteca

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, why do you think we play a bunch of our difficult games in Boston and Columbus?

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Philly as well.

We might as well use the most violent fans our nation has to our advantage.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 29, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm still curious

the sideboards of that game had “One Nation, Indivisible” written over and over. Not sure if that was a reference to Philadelphia, or trolling hard regarding the Texas War of Independence and the Mexican War.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I think "Indivisible" is the new team motto, courtesy of Nike.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

that's a twofer

A) cold cold cold

B) lower Mexican population

if you play that game anywhere below kentucky and it’s prolly a home game for El Tri

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

According to my Mexican friends

it is not unheard of for neighborhoods full of people to fill up on gas and let cars idle for several hours upwind of Stadio Azteca when the Estados Unidos come to town.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

that is also awesome

if they ever play a game against Mexico in Nashville (they won’t) let’s all bring back the SEC tradition of throwing empty whiskey bottles!

good times!

sidebar my Clint Dempsey red alt jersey came in, I didn’t realize I was getting the shorts with it

it’s like I’m Clint Demspey

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously

Why they ever fucking schedule Mexico games ANYWHERE on the fucking border is beyond me. The USSF is fucking stupid with their scheduling of those games.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Rose Bowl fiasco still burns

uuuugggghhhhhhh

I have no legitimate reason to hate Mexico or their sports teams

BUT I HATE MEXICO’S NATIONAL TEAM

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm actually happy this shit and the US not sucking donkey dick is making this an actual rivalry

But the game should basically always be played in Seattle or Portland. Never in LA, Phoenix, Texas, ANYWHERE. Not even in Washington or New York.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Seattle Sounders have some of the best attendance in the world

true story

I want non-Mexico games in Nashville more often tho – I got my tickets for the world cup qualifier against Canada

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

It's called rivalry, no reason necessary

I have no legitimate reason to hate Alabama or their sports teams

BUT I HATE ALABAMA’S FOOTBALL TEAM FANS WHO COULDN’T GET TO T-TOWN IF YOU GAVE THEM A MAP AND A TANK OF GAS

by ItsComplicated on Jan 29, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to avoid the sidewalk alumni conversation

I’m pretty sure that blew up in my face once…

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I should avoid it as well

But I realized as I was trying to make a parallel that it’s not the team I hate just folks like that Dick dude who comes on here from time to time.

He ruins it more most Alabama fans on here who are you know, tolerable.

by ItsComplicated on Jan 29, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Even the White Kids!

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta give them credit

They sound exactly the same live as they do on the radio. Whether that’s a good thing or not is open for debate

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I think U. Hawaii games get more attendees.

Quick, rank the All-Star games of the 4 major sports from best to worst:

1. NBA
2. MLB
3. NHL
4. NFL

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

Flip the NHL and NBA for me

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you got it

but then the actual NBA all star game is shit ALL STAR WEEK IS FUCKING FANTASTIC though

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the best event of NBA All-Star Weekend is "Charles Barkley does goofy shit".

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

WHICH IS EVERY NIGHT

but seriously, i think NBA has the best lead up to their meaningless game. MLB only has home run thing, NFL does nothing, and the hockey thing is kidna cool

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

(Kobe and Shaq named co-MVPs)

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

2006 was the last good one

Because Kobe and Shaq were at the height of hating each other.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

The best time of my entire life

was the week I spent in Houston for the All-Star Game.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

MLB, NHL, NBA, NFL.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

This

It’s more like
MLB

NHL
NBA

NFL

but your point still is valid

(though I have to say NASCAR’s All-Star Race would be ahead of the NHL and NBA if that was taken into consideration)

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

isn't the MLB the only game that matters?

I don’t follow baseball but isn’t that the game that decides home team for championship?

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

yes because no one wanted to actually watch the game

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

That is not why they did it.

They did it because they were taking so not-seriously that they ended up having a tie game because they ran out of players, without taking into account the fact that the solution to that problem was simply remembering it’s just a fucking exhibition and not caring if the game ended in a fucking tie.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly

If they could get away with it without all the conservative parents groups out there (Conservative not in a political sense, just THINK OF THE CHILDREN sense) they should totally fucking do Beer Softball. THAT I would watch.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

as far as the big four go though no one else plays for something.

so why did baseball do it? oh because their million dollar athletes just wanted to shoot the shit and fuck around and the “fans” got bored and weren’t paying money. meh. fuck mlb.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Its an incentive program just like all the other sports.

I get it but NBA and NFL show case the players and let them do whatever within reason.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Interleague play killed the MLB ASG.

Period. Indisputable.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

IT IS KNOWN

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

There are people that dispute this?

It used to be the only way to see the stars of the other league.

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Interleague play just sucks period.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I know there are plenty of Simmons haters here

But his idea of H-O-R-S-E at the NBA All Star game is a surefire winner.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

ooh! ooh!

let’s add knockout as wel.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Never having actually watched the NBA All Star game, I wouldn't know.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

"It's not HORSE! It's G-E-I-C-O!"

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I love it.

I think some of them would get PISSED about it.
also I need to get with my jax friend and see if i can get to an NBA all star game soon….any one want to come with me?

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Or declaring that you can put players back in even after they've been taken out.

Expanding the roster doesn’t do any good if the managers are (as they should be) intent on getting everyone in. If you’re worried about overworking those last nine guys on each team if the game goes 20 innings, swap everyone else back in.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 29, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

MLB, NBA, NHL, NFL.

With NASCAR ranking just below the MLB, because, you know, the All-Star Race is actually a damned RACE. Most years.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 29, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

That

plus TEMPERS! And teammates getting into disputes because they wreck one another (which basically is always Roush Racing or whatever team a Busch brother’s on)

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

i like it when kurt throws things

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Anytime anything bad besets either of the crybaby bitches I love it.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

i like it when jeff gordon looks like a bobblehead too

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Was it an All-Star race when Ward Burton threw equipment at Dale Jr. and said "I wish I could have shot him through the window"?

Because that was hysterical.

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that was at Bristol.

But it was at the All-Star Race where Kyle Petty and Rusty Wallace came to blows in the garage.

by BrotherFlounder on Jan 29, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

That was Bristol that same year

But the 2002 The Winston had a lot of tempers flaring too. I think Sadler threw something or another

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

That's right.

I knew it was a night race, but I forgot which one.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, rednecks.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Another great thing about the all-star race

besides Busch brother lulz

There always seems to be a big one. Which usually doesn’t happen on 1.5 mile tracks but because everyone’s going all-out, so you gotta take that into consideration

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

well it's Charlotte and new banking (not "new" anymore)

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

And yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whTbJ0X7VPI
BEST CRASH EVER take out two birds with one stone. Just listen to the crowd cheer too haha

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I was cheering from home that night.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

I just can’t watch a game if I know it has absolutely no effect on anything.

Even regular season games in basketball, hockey, and baseball can theoretically become important later in the season.

by Attie Hat on Jan 29, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

MLB, then NFL

Can’t rank the others, having never seen them.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 29, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh. Heheh. Heheheheh.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 7:23 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Missouri says "We'll take care of it".

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

if Oklahoma was part of that conference

you would need a dump truck to handle the amount of irony

of course I’m a Bama fan so…

free textbooks y’all! Wooooooo!

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

um oklahoma was part...but its ok i think. i hope

/man i could sound dumb right now
//not the first time

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Oklahoma didn't really start cheating until the 40s.

And yes, the Big Six was the Big Eight minus Okie Lite and Colorado. Then they added Colorado to become the Big Seven, then when Okie Lite joined it became the Big Eight.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

ITS NOT CHEATING IF YOU DON'T GET CAUGHT

just ask the SWC

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

THEY GOT CAUGHT ALL THE TIME

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

and yet no one wanted to kick em out...

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

You know who else almost got thrown out of their league for being cheating cheaters?

Big Ten almost threw Illinois out once in the 50s.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

unsurprised.

I mean they DID hire redacted!

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit, didn't mean to post yet

Big Ten forced Illinois to dismiss a bunch of players and fire their entire coaching staff in order to stay in the league.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooh, can we throw them out now?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

this whole concept of throwing teams out

come on guys

if you ain’t cheatin you ain’t racing, amiright?

/puffs on cigar in white suit

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I retract my statement then

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

My wife just accused me of having a man-crush on Russell Crowe

Because I watch Gladiator and Master and Commander every time they’re on.

I don’t know if I should be offended

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

Russell's a Michigan fan.

He and Lloyd are buddies and he came and talked to the team at some point.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Gladiator >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> …… >>>>>>>> Master and Commander.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think it's quite that drastic, but yes Gladiator is better

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

it is for women

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Why? It's not like either are particularly sexy

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually rather dislike Master & Commander.

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by allicolls on Jan 29, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, I know more than one female

who has actually claimed, out loud and in the presence of other human beings, that Steve Buscemi is sexy.

That’s when I just gave up trying to understand. It’s also when I accepted that there are always going to be women out there who think I’m hot.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL WUT?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Replace Steve Buscemi with Joakim Noah. Led to a spit take.

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by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Paul Giamatti.

No, really.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

i can't logic any of these women for y'all they confuse me too

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I like spartacus and the like too so i guess I just like men in skirts

men in wet wool not so appealing

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

So you like men in skirts, eh?

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

or short shorts

i don’t know legs are hot

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

It's entertaining.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

ISWYDT

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 29, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Gladiator is better, but I still love Master and Commander

The rapport between Russell Crowe and Paul Bettany is fun to watch

by emc503 on Jan 29, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Paul Bettany is criminally underrated and underrused

Noting being in Tinker, Tailor was kind of an indictment on him as a serious actor in my mind.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 29, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

and few things in life are as beautiful as a tall ship under a full cloud of sail

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 29, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Finally had a moment to retrieve a picture of one...

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 29, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit NBC

What is going on with your audio

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

oh goody more "rematch" commercials

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

I like the clashy-ness of the unis with the helmets/shoes

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

You know, I haven't watched the Senior Bowl or any of the other college all-star games in quite awhile

Do the players still plaster their helmets with decals from other schools like they used to?

That was always fucking cool.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I noticed that Janoris Jenkins was wearing his UNA helmet with a "Gators" sticker on the back.

I didn’t see any others, though.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

More a product of "too many players leaving school early", I suspect.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

YAIS

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe this is Nike's first attempt

Under the new NFL contract.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 29, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I await the inevitable Pro Combat Green Bay Packers jerseys.

(retch)

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by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

(By "incredibly small", he means "not really existent in any sense")

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I get to vote on who gets to be on the Board

Therefore, I have a very small influence on who runs the Packers

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by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone control, directly or through effective permanent proxy, over 50% of the voting shares?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 29, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

No, no one can own more than two hundred shares

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

You have my axe.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

So a coworker, who is a steelers fan, got a share of the packers for christmas this year

while i thought it was cool i thoroughly confused

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a great prank.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw the paper it appeared legit.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, no. It's real.

But I assume it was something along the lines of “Ha, remember the Super Bowl last year? You lost, but here’s the next best thing to beating them.”.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I asked...he said it was given in all due politeness.

I was shocked.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

i must be SUPREMELY starved for football if i'm watching this

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

we all are

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 29, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

any one know when rugby starts again

AND OMG I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

merry spring break to me

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 29, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

yes cause it will suck worse than a Poinsettia Bowl

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

dogs?????

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

Dags

"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"

by stempke on Jan 29, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

my god or my dog?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

Well done Volkswagen.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 29, 2012 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

I'm not so sure about that....

My neighbor’s dogs did that all afternoon, all fucking afternoon.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 29, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Minute long ad to tease an ad coming next week

I guess the millions of YouTube hits don’t lie

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 29, 2012 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

oh i watched on you tube you're damn right i did

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF BACKFIELD

thank you booing people

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

Thank you for booing, Aloha Stadium

Much deserved on that play.

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 29, 2012 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

I could so be the doofus in commercials

“Oh WW04, you foolish jackass illiterate man, if you just used American Express the airport would be so much easier.”

duh, of course, my small brain couldn’t realize that it’s just so easy!

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

Or the McDonald's commercials with the schlub laying down four queens hoping he'd get a promotion...

Lying down and rolling over to die is great for business managers.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Touchdown, NFzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

"I’ll tell you one thing: The grass at Tiger Stadium tastes best."
"Woeojuwejhdjwe"
"We made a couple special teams Fu Pas...Fu Pas. F-U-P-A. Okay. Fu Pa. Maybe an 'H.'"

by LesMilesEatsGrass on Jan 29, 2012 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

I hate miller light

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, well, you're not a man.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 29, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a man and I revile it.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet you ask other people to go to the bathroom with you.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 29, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm actually quite pee-shy.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

the way I look at it

piss water beer is piss water beer

but if you’re looking to get drunj on a gameday you ain’t drinking it for the taste

pick your piss water and pound it – save the good stuff for other events

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

i just go with cheap vodka

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

that works too haha

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 29, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

does it ever.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 29, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

What about Romanian beer?

When I went over there I was too young but I know they have some breweries

by ItsComplicated on Jan 29, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

thank god because i would make an ugly man.

its just sad that they have to resort to that to get 18 year olds to drink their beer.

wait, scratch that last sentence ENTIRELY.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 29, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

lol afc you sillies

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 29, 2012 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

Dumb announcer

You can’t advance an onside kick, just recover it (unless NFL rules are different)

by ItsComplicated on Jan 29, 2012 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

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