You will not see this tonight at the NHL Skills Competition due to a Shannaban. At least Chara will probably hit 105 MPH in the fastest shot competition again.
So welcome to your NHL Skills Competition Open Thread and whatever other college hoops, Rolex 24 at Daytona or, umm, UFC you got to talk about
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A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
He's probably calling the game tomorrow, so he's resting up his voice
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yeah they got Strader in tonight, so that's probably why
Strader’s a good announcer too. It’s much better than NBCSN’s former number 2….
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One of my buddies is moving to Vegas to work for Google.
Not sure if I should be sad (he’s leaving), happy (I’ll have a free place to stay when I go to Vegas), or jealous.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
Cheap houses right now.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
LRC IS NOT A STRIPPER
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
she was that.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
Ballet, jazz or "exotic"?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
yes, a long time ago, not that she's told me
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
she needs to come around more often
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
she's um, busy and back in vegas and looking to move more east
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
or she could stay in vegas, and all the edsbs'ers travel there for a conference
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
THIS IS CODE FOR SHE'S BLOWING US OFF, ISN'T IT??
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
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well she was 'busy' i don't blame her AT ALL
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
of course! I just thought it was funny the way you wrote it
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
I'd ignore this place in a heartbeat if it meant more sexy times with my lady
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
This is why y'all don't see me when I travel to Tallahassee
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
this is why you oh, wait.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
/squintyeyes
are you on the same, um, road?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
i think her's is stopping 3 hours east of my current location
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
He's going to be working on Google Maps
by walking 10-15 miles a day throughout the southwest.
Future events such as these will affect you in the future...
I had a friend do that who lived in Atlanta...he got to go lots of places internationally.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
not gigolos?
you mean showtime is lying to me?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
they have a show (i think them) called gigolos...its not a drama.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
Is this one of those shows that only comes on after 11?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
probably? a male colleague told me about it.
it was available on demand
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
It is.
And recently it was paired with “Dave’s Old Porn”, where Dave Attell and 80s porn stars watch their old films, often with stand-up comics for additional comedy.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
Ok that sounds kind of entertaining...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
I LIVED THERE!
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
awwww you're watchign what i'm watching
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
I only wish they would have left in Herb's speech from the gold medal game.
After all you’ve been through to get here….IF YOU LOSE THIS GAME, YOU WILL TAKE IT TO YOUR FUCKING GRAVES
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Your Fucking graves!
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I wish they'd have spent more time on the gold medal game
I also wish they hadn’t messed with the USSR game to make it look like every goal the Soviets scored was due to cheating. I get creative license and all but screwing with the actual game bothers me.
I don't know who worked with Kurt Russell on his Minnesota accent but that's the best usage of one since William H Macy
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Soviets cheating to win an Olympic game?
What is this, the ’72 Olympic basketball tournament?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
Go State! Beat the Land Thieves!
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 7:06 PM EST reply actions
Full Metal Jousting?
Sadly that’s the most historical thing the History Channel has aired in years
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So I'm in a chili cook-off at a local bar tomorrow.
I think I have a pretty good chance at winning, becau—
/fumbles chili pot
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 28, 2012 7:09 PM EST reply actions
....
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 28, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Are you boys cooking in there? Are you making an interocitor?"
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yes...
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 28, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
Jesse Pinkman's chili
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 28, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
TOMMY!
Who let him hold the chili pot in the red zone??
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
One of the categories is best pairing with beer.
Obvious answer: Absinthe.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 28, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
Keep it away from Sockface, the Sick Old Man of Europe.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
How did we get so far behind?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 28, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
I saw Ghost Pepper seeds for sale somewhere on the internets the other day.
I wondered if you needed hand and eye protection just to plant them.
Who gave the kid the Islanders third jersey for the Isles jersey?
WEAR THE BLUE ONES, NOT THE BLACK ONES
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Yes, Canada.
Everything announced twice.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Except the little introduction before the team/number is only in English.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
eh?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
It's going to be a shame when Nashville has to trade Sutter, but I think resigning Weber and Rinne is the right choice
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
"Great moments are born out of great opportunity."
Why, yes, I did watch this scene the morning of the bar exam for motivation.
CSB time- I went to law school with a guy from Russia old enough to remember this game
They don’t remember it as fondly as we do. Something about “embarrassment”.
Will now be flipping back and forth between this and Troy.
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Troy was fun for the battle scenes.
But I’m not sure any actor has delivered a worse performance than Garrett Hedlund as Patroclus.
He was out-acted by the phone booth in "Phone Booth."
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
Every copy of "Alexander" should be shot into the sun as soon as humanly possible.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 28, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
TO BE FAIR
The warfare was relatively accurate. I changed the channel after that part. Even got the part with the sarissas right.
/pushes glasses up nose
Oliver Stone would never put something that's not 100% accurate in a movie
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
Hey he acts in the bad movies for money, so that later he can have his choice in the challenging roles.
and he has been for the past 15 years
He acts in bad movies for money because he owns a castle and spent 20 million on a dinosaur skull
He’s fucking broke. There’s nothing artistic about it.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Raising Arizona was not bad.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 28, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
"Hey, you got any of those balloons that make funny shapes?"
“Not unless you think round is funny.”
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
I thought every actor was basically shitty in that movie
other than Peter O’Toole
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
That's what makes that movie so infuriating
Every in that movie with the exception of Orlando Bloom is fantastic more often than not
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I hate Orlando Bloom.
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/So, so looking forward to 'Cristiada'
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Eva Mendes in Ghost Rider.
/drops mic
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Granted.
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OH GOD MY ROOMMATE TOOK OFF THE DRAIN GRATE
i don’t want to see the small cat that is going to come out of it
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 7:16 PM EST reply actions
shit girl i told y'all to do that!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
we had to call our other roommate to find the screw driver
ALSO THOUGH I CAN’T BREATHE
PART OF THE ISSUE WAS THAT THE PLUG WAS NOT ALL THE OPEN. HAHAHHAHA
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
i was like.....why can't i stick this coat hanger in?
and my roommate then fully opened the drain
she said “we are never talking about this ever again”
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
hahahaha, still get the cat out of the drain it will help
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
more draino for now
you know now that it will make the drain
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
mein Gott
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
wear gloves.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
/takes off grate
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 28, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
WHY? WHY WOULD YOU BRING HAMMOND INTO THIS?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
HE WAITS.
AND WATCHES.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 28, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
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Holy shit this is amazing.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 28, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
I'm becoming convinced "Levels" is getting to become the most overplayed song at sporting events
Then I remembered “Party Rocker Anthem” still hasn’t died a slow and painful death
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I now present to you
Party Rock Anthem as illustrated by Literal MS Paint
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 28, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
might even be better than the packers version
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
I enjoy that the person also made one for Fly Like G6
Considering that’s also a terrible song
But yeah, very well done. This and the North Korea one are the only two acceptable ways to listen to that song voluntarily
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The North Korean one is outstanding.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
I pretty much like Levels
except that “Sometimes I get a good feeling” part. I think it’s because girls always love to scream that part out loud when it comes on at a party
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BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST GODDAMN PART
/puts on playlist for tonight
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
Because other than that part
The song fucking sucks ass.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
I'd rather just listen to the Etta James song, but that's just me
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Carl Hagelin getting in on the All-Star festivities.
Awesome.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Each team has 4 rookies for the skills competition
Craig Smith made it too.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Contain your shock: Michael Waltrip is holding up cars and just mowed the grass.
LOLWUT IS TALENT?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 7:22 PM EST reply actions
storytime?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
No story
Mom made dinner, I had on noise canceling headphones, called me 3 times then gave up. Dinner was ready over an hour ago apparently.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
wow your mommy made you dinner and when she didn't pat you on the shoulder and give you a kiss on the cheek you missed it?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I'm with Chloe here.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
his diaper was also full.
and he didn’t get his nap today, so it’s obvious he’s a little cranky.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
god we are all mean aren't we.
or the best tough love people on earth
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
The 2nd one.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck that,
Why is it her responsibility to make sure you eat?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
It ain't
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
So you're mad at yourself?
My loyal heart avows no other.
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The least you could've done was not wear the noise-canceling headphones.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
But they're so nice.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
So do I?
I guess I should have said nothing.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
If you were looking for sympathy, probably the wrong place.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
I wasn't looking for sympathy, someone asked and I explained
Me and my mom don’t have the healthiest relationship which contributes to this.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
Calling your mom lazy after she makes dinner and then tries to call you three times to come down to eat
Might have something to do with that.
Truth. You speak it.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
Two weeks ago, I got dinner for my family because my dad was tired and didn't feel like cooking
So I offer to buy and I pick up food from a restaurant on the way home for dinner. Mom wants chicken parm sub. They give us an Italian sub. I go back, get another sub for her from another place that won’t fuck it up. Mom then refuses to eat it and yells at me for going out of my way to actually get food, and refuses to eat anything and yells the rest of the night. So I appreciate it if you don’t make me out to be the only fucking asshole here.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
In that situation, she's the asshole
In the one you posited before, you were the asshole.
Doesn’t seem difficult to me…
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Just because someone else acts badly doesn't mean you should.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
This has been going on for years, and we react every fucking time
I would appreciate it if people don’t make assumptions about me for something that has been going on since I was fucking 10.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
so move out
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
this sounds like the healthiest option
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
Nick, you bitch about literally everything
Sorry if that tends to leave people with a certain impression. And that’ll do it for me on this subject!
by emc503 on Jan 28, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm getting close to not doing it anymore
Because I did it because people claim to have fun with it, but if it leads to this then I’m just gonna not do it anymore.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
Okay, it's probably time for this subthread to pass away quietly in its sleep now.
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/smothers thread with pillow
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I didnt say you were the only asshole
Just an asshole in this specific set of circumstances. Also: If you bring up something that you day you didnt mean to call attention too, then dont fucking punctuate it with the word “fucking”.
I can't help it.
Fucking is such a fun word to use.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
or you mom is just hormonal and fucking hates everything and isn't accurately displacing her anger
trust me my mom and i yell at each other A LOT. but no reason to fucking pout here when you don’t get things you want. you want to be treated like an adult, act like one
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
No, that is fucking bullshit
I’ve had her fucking trash my room (literally broke my TV) once because of an argument we had over taking an AP class. It has nothing to fucking do with hormones.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
see above comment, if you don't like it change it.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
So your mom has issues.
So what? The best thing you can do is not react or find a different place to live.
You can’t change others, no matter how hard you try.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
Jesus, guys, let's calm down.
It sounds like a truly pathologic situation. Bitching about sports is way different than having a home life that’s for-real ugly. Cut some slack.
It could be worse.
He could have walked into the kitchen while dinner was on the stove, gotten something to eat, then got all huffy a half-hour later when told dinner was ready because nobody told him anyone was making dinner.
/yes, this happened
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Well that's just dumb.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
ohhhh your daughter is AWESOME
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
IT'S NOT. MY. FAULT.
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Takes after her mom?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
Not... well, maybe... no.
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Like her dad then?
Or aliens?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
You know, you're not very good at making a father of a little girl feel optimistic about the future
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I think you all come from very different starting points
I still think your daughter ends up like me or alli
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
or alli! she's the good one
/snickers
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
I do think stempke's daughter would be fine if she ended up like either of us
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
/remembers Chloe taking corset picture for all of twitter
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
/haz a sad for missing this
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
THAT WASN"T ME
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
i have never tweeted bare breasts
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
nope, just don't trust you motherfuckers
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
Oh right
That was LRC…
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
wait, what
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I'm a pretty awesome daughter.
My dad knows he can count on me to take him to all the Ole Miss football games when he gets too old to drive himself.
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No, actually.
My Dad doesn’t drink anymore, except for one epic GMAC Bowl where he was drinking wine out of the bottle while introducing me to the commissioner of the MAC.
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how was the ball?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Fantastic, of course.
Wish I could show y’all pictures of the costumes but photography of local professionals dressed as Nikki Minaj is obviously frowned upon.
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You're actually raising her.
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MINE WILL BEHAVE BETTER OR SHE WILL GO TO A CONVENT.
DON’T THEY HAVE CONVENTS IN WISCONSIN??
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
Now that would be the height of hypocrisy right there
NOW LISTEN YOUNG LADY, I KNOW YOU EXIST BECAUSE WE HAD SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE BUT YOU’LL BE GOING TO LIVE WHERE YOU TAKE A VOW OF CELIBACY.
This plan is not half bad
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
BECAUSE I SAID SO!
My loyal heart avows no other.
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whatever you do don't start her in an all girls school
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
Just put her in a dungeon and home-school her until she's 30.
Problem solved.
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LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES
UM, I MEAN YOU WEREN’T A MISTAKE BUT WE MADE A MISTAKE OF JUDGMENT AND…JUST DO WHAT WE SAY BECAUSE WE KNOW BETTER
ummmmm not always true
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
He's so fucked.
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I'm actually kinda hoping she'll "rebel" by marrying a nice conservative, khaki pants and polo shirt type dude
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Just remember, we get the kids we deserve.
Why I’m being punished for having been a good kid myself is beyond me, though.
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"Hey dad, this is Grayson. His family is rich, he only wears Brooks Brothers
And is planning on going into wealth managment. And he’s from Connecticut. So take THAT!"
stempke "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/drinkswhiskeyOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/hugsgrayson, wholooksextremelyconfusedOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/waves
“conservative” in the dress/speech/lifestyle meaning, anyways
My loyal heart avows no other.
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hello pedobear!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
LIKE ME, not me, jeez
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better that i said it
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
If she falls for a man 25 years her Senior, I'm going to need an alibi
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I got your back.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
I have no interest in anyone who didn't graduate high school before 2008
Anyone who could have theoretically been a student of mine is RIGHT OUT
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
you say that now.....
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
The upside of working with teenagers all day-
it has killed any and all interest in 18 year old girls in me, forever.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
or a predator drone
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I already said I have his back.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
no way i'm dating someone like my dad because i AM my dad in girl form and i could never deal with myself.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
THIS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
okay i do have some traits of my mom's but man
sometimes seeing my dad be a grumpy workaholic scares me because i don’t want that to be my future
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
ohhhh i have stories for you so many stories
(please don’t grow up to be me either)
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Could be worse.
Your dad could be your mom and your mom could be your dad.
/IE’d
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
Sigh. This is why I'm so messed up.
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
wait what?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
Think of all the stereotypes of each "role" for a mom and a dad.
Now reverse them. That’s IE’s family. Not in the dad cook’s, mom brings home the bacon sense. Her dad is the “motherly” type. Her mom is the stoic “fatherly” figure. It’s…hilariously funny at times.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
My family is the same way.
Also in the “mom worked full time, dad had flexible schedule to take care of parental responsibilities” sense.
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I saw this on SNL years ago
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 28, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
So, my dad was basically the mushy-type who gave out the hugs
and always wanted to talk. My mom was quiet and showed love through jobs (cooking, cleaning, etc.). My DAD loves chocolates, and cards, and going on dates with my Mom. My MOM loves having time for herself away from everyone else.
/it’s weird, huh?
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
This sounds like a sitcom
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
It can be.
We’re just glad we’re the ones who live far away, and get to enjoy the antics through the stories of IE’s sister who lives 2-doors down.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
nope, just wanted to be sure it wasn't weird.
my mom was money maker until i was 8. mom and dad both worked full time. mom and dad both missed and made key events. my mom and i can be at each other’s throats in seconds. but she was more “loving” than dad. but mom is also the person who goes “get the shit away from me i want alone time” I’m also total daddy’s girl. I’m so fucked up
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
It's like I have no idea what role to play in the family
or how KG should act. I think he should do certain things, because that’s what my dad did, but then I want to do them because they are traditionally a motherly thing. it just all goes off, so I throw it all out, and we just do what works.
/it’s better that way
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
you're a smart cookie
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
It did lead to some fun hijinks when we first got married.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
awww thanks!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
I'm pretty much the same.
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This explains mucho also.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
The height of hypocrisy
definitely sounds like pretty standard parenting protocol
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
If you're lucky, she won't put 2 and 2 together for awhile.
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
Yes you were
You said “I hate lazy people” knowing someone would ask
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Half the times I make statements like that, no one responds.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
Nick, are you familiar with the term "entitled"?
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Very
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
Nick was all....
“Mom! Meatloaf! Fuck!”
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by Spartan D on Jan 28, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I could totally see this...especially in the Kimono
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Time to make tacos.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 28, 2012 7:31 PM EST reply actions
i made pizza earlier and i don't think it could've been more blah
i mean, i wasn’t expecting much with a crust that is from a bag + water
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
its becasue your sauce sucked isn't it?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
that, and my cheese on top burnt
somehow there was no flavor despite browning garlic, cooking peppers in the same pan, and putting garlic salt on top
WHERE DID ALL THE GARLIC GO
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Next time use more.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
yeah the sauce came from a jar
i’m reallllly not good at cooking. at all.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
Prego's wild mushroom sauce is a great starter
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
just join my plan
find a man who cooks.
/so far so good
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
/Chloe hangs out at bars frequented by cooks
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
/chloe has no social life
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
But HOW will you EVER sink your claws into a GOOD MAN like that?
/totally kidding
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I WILL NEVER FIND A SUITABLE GENTLEMAN CALLER
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
YOU WILL BE SINGLE FOREVER
/kisses and hugs!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
i can't even LIVE without a man in my life
god what am i to DO with myself? hang with my girl friends? get drunk and not have to report to anyone? GOD THIS IS HELL
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
You should just become a nun
or a hermit or something
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
I just want to point out that I do not REPORT to anyone.
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
Yes ma'am
Of course, ma’am
:-P
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It's more of a bilateral subcomittee
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Those are the worst committees!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Yes sir,
of course, sir
/bases covered
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And don't you forget that!
/remembers the first time I was called ma’am by a newly trained soldier. I was 21. It was weird.
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
Don't be a teacher, then.
Fortunately, I’ve gotten my kids students to call me by a non-offensive nickname
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
which is....?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
"Lew-Dew"
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wha huh?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Yup
Lew, Lew-an, Lew Dew, etc.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Lewan?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I had the nickname before he was a player at Michigan.
I’ve actively worked against it since he started becoming prominent
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
YO LUDE MAN
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Probably not something I'd want 15 year old HS girls calling ME, but hey. I don't judge.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Started with the football guys-
And the horse was out the barn before school started. Plus, I get a fair amount of “Mr. Lew-dew”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Mr. Quaalude
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
Yup, this
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From what I've seen, teachers with long Polish names tend to go by "Mr./Ms. [last initial]".
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Coach Kryszyszki nods
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I can't help picturing you like Mr. Prezbylewski
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
I will start watching The Wire soon, I promise
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I get that Grinch smile when someone calls me Mr.
It’s great
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
"Sir" is obviously nothing new to me. "Mr." still weirds me out.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
it's because that's something you EARN
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
One day....
though I guess I’m a little excited for “Colonel” too. (applies to LTC, as no one says ’Lieutenant Colonel" as a form of address).
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Hah, perhaps.
If you’re addressing the person, you don’t really need to specify, as they know darn well what their rank is. The exception being, as you note, if you’re trying to put them in their place. Which, in my experience, is necessary for LTC’s at times.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
only if by at times you mean at all times
We can't have racoons in the Christmas thing, they'll hunt the kids for sport.
Well, yes.
But I have to at least maintain appearances, as I am merely a major for a few more years.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Half bird
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
I just like it when it's just 'sir' and not followed by 'you're causing a scene'
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Or "you've had all you can eat."
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Or "you'll have to come with us"
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
that's usually right before the above.
UM, NOPE. I don’t.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
OH, YEAH, WATCH THIS
/Boozy sprints off in other direction, throwing things behind him
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
"Central, Badge 2211. Advise, be on lookout for caucasian male wearing
lime green floral golf pants."
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/clicks left blinker
‘LOOK HE’S GOING LEFT’
/turns right
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Or "please keep your hands where I can see them"
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Or "there have been complaints, and several ladies have asked if you could put that away..."
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
Even worse when you've just changed your name, and the only Mrs. (KG's last name)
you know is HIS MOM.
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
That irked you for a while, too.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
my wife says hi
there are only <10 of us in FL. my family says it differently than the other though.
She went from [common last name] to [rarity] and stands out in a crowd now.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, I had a nice neutral name before. Now I have a teasing nightmare.
Poor kids.
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
HEY!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
You gotta admit
You’re name lends itself well to school yard taunts
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yes he better admit this.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
And I've heard them all.
You get pretty numb to it by age 8. Everyone thinks they are SOOO original…
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
/sigh
//another “Moose” joke
///another Morse code joke
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I used to bitch about how easily mocked my name was.
Until I did it in front of my boss, one Randy Cox. Yeah, mine was unpleasant, but not that bad.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 28, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
The only advice I give people when they're naming their kids
“Kids are going to find ways to taunt your kid. Don’t make it easy for them”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Which works, for a first name.
With last names, you’re just kind of going to have to deal with it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
harumph. You could have taken MY name....
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
This isn't Japan.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Kelly's eyes would be interesting.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
/my friend Syndey Slutzky disappears under a barrage of jokes
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no taunts here
just ALL THE MISPRONUNCIATIONS
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
I got both
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Heeheehee
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Does anyone else remember the SNL bit,
where the guy was shooting down all the possible names for the kids, based on how easy they would be to make fun of, until he and his wife settled on one that could easily be made fun of(only they didn’t realize it).
Then, there’s a knock on the door, and the delivery guy says “Package for Asswipe Johnson”, and the guy in the house says “It’s Ahs-wee-pay!”
Just me? OK, I figured as much.
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SHY-THEED
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This is what I do when my wife bothers to mention a future childs name
And also takes time to make sure that the initials are cleared as well.
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
I get sir sandwiched by students
It’s strange to me
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You are in the south.
It took me a long time to not say Yes, sir in the business world.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I know, that's why I don't bother correcting it.
But I still do a mental double-take
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I still say it.
I got YELLED at for say “sir” to a boss.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
I call my professor's "sir".
Even the ones younger than me.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Up here, people get weirded out by being referred to as sir or ma'am
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 28, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
I know.
Kills me. 18 years of having it pounded in to me at home, and then 14 years in the military, I can’t just turn it off. Though it does come in handy—I could do no wrong in IE’s father’s eyes from day 1, as soon as that first “sir” came out of my mouth. Her mother, I had to cook for first.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
"18 years of having it pounded into me at home and then 14 years in the military"
— Kelly’s Gyros
/I am 12
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by Yail Bloor on Jan 28, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Shut it, Michigan Man
/lulz
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
make this green for the scrollers tomorrow
/future lulz and quizzical looks
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
okay.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Because you were raised in the South, and Sir is an address of respect
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
One of my engineering professors at Auburn was Chinese and had lived in the US less than 5 years.
She got very offended at being called “ma’am” and a few of us basically had a meeting with her in which we explained that in the South, it is a term of respect. It would be very difficult to expect a bunch of Alabamians who had gotten smacked with the wooden spoon by Mama for not saying ma’am to suddenly turn off a 20-year habit. I never got exactly why it offended her.
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Where I grew up, sir and ma'am were reserved for old people
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Where I grew up, it was reserved for any adult, older than you.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I understand-
I’m just thinking that was why the professor might have been offended, if she didn’t know how it was in the South.
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I'd assume if she was Chinese and only in the States for 5 years
that it was a problem of cultural translation. For instance, if “ma’am” is listed as the socio-cultural equivalent of “older woman”, I can see getting upset. I’m not familar enough with Chinese to make a strong case, but…
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
That was my guess-
she learned English from someone who only used “ma’am” in the “older lady” sense.
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This
Although my parents were strangely lax about referring to themselves, sir or ma’am was required for all other adults
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 28, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
To this day I will use it until I am asked not to use it.
If someone immediately tells me it’s unnecessary, I will stop. If not, I will continue to use it. Some people are uncomfortable with the social hierarchy it implies. After growing up with it, then military, then living in socially-stratified Japan, I’m more comfortable with it. It’s always odd to me when someone who is obviously higher up in age and/or prestige wants me to call them by their first name. I feel like I’m breaking rules.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
I physically can't do that.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
I have such a hard time with that
I have ONE professor or teacher that I’ve ever called anything other than their title and last name
I can do it once the class is over, as there is no
hierarchical relationship at that point. But if I’m in a class with a prof, or he’s my advisor? He/she is getting sir’d or ma’am’d.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah.
I call this one prof by his name cause we’ve had casual conversations after class and he was my recommender. If I’m ever meeting with a prof, or hell, even if I see them on the bus, it’s professor so and so. First time meeting parents? “Hello mr and mrs, yes sir, no sir, yes mrs blank, no mrs blank”
It's tough when I have TFs
They’re not that much older than I am, but it’s still weird since they’re my instructors to call them by first name.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 28, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Indeed.
And I don’t think that’s what offended her. I think she mistook it as a derogatory term and was suspicious of our explanations that it was a term of respect.
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This is why our society's going in the shithole.
People actively discourage other people from showing them respect.
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eh.
there’s a lot of worse reasons society’s in the shitter. I say sir and maam to my elders, but there are also situations where I would prefer not to be referred to in that fashion. I would never get angry about it, but I might say “you don’t have to call me sir”
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THERE'S NOTHING UNNECESSARY ABOUT IT, YOU PUNK-ASS BRAT
NOW GET OFF MY DAMNED LAWN
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Oh the irony
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
i got called ma'am at 19.
/still not used to it
//forever 24
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
You were the wife of an officer.
He was scared poop-less of you.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
yeah that was poorly worded
but some of my girlfriends have to call their boyfriends/text their boyfriends to let them know where they are or whatever
or they just drag their boyfriend with them
not jealous of that
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
If I ever HAVE to call/text a girl to let her know where I'll be,
then I’m not gonna be a part of that. I feel it’s only fair to extend the same courtesy to her.
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^^this^^
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
what do you mean HAVE to?
because common courtesy (which is like having to if you’re a polite person) says you should during some circumstances
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
That's not what he means by HAVE to, I take it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, no, that's different.
I mean the “he went out with his buddies, and he hasn’t texted me or called me tonight, I’m so angry” HAVE to
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exactly what i meant
although sometimes i think my friend’s boyfriends are worse than girls can be. my friend and i went to a concert last night, i assumed he knew that since they talk all the time, and he called her 3 times! and they were texting throughout!
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I don't get that either.
Sorry, person on the phone, people I am actually sitting at the table with take precedence.
“Out right now, I’ll text/call when I can” is a saved text on my phone
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re: my comment below
it works both ways. 80% of the time, “I have to check in” means “OMG, I HAVE TO CHECK ON HIM/HER”
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Oh, I believe that
Just never been the one on that side of it
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"Whatachaaaaaaaaaa dooooooin?"
“Where aaaaaaare you”
“Lol, who are you with?”
“Oh, you’re with George?”
“Why didnt you respond to my last text”
“ZOMG, WITH GEORGE”
From my observations recently
I can state with absolute certainty that about 80% of the time, the boyfriends on the other end of that phone call/text message is sighing quietly, telling his buddies that his clingy pain in the ass girlfriend is bothering him because she can’t even go an hour without making sure he remembers she exists.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
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long hair don't care
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
not at all
i don’t like cats
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Communist.
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Cats suck
The woman has it right.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
See?
Nick agrees with you, WBC. You need to re-evaluate your position.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
If there is not a herd of Corgis in my future, I will be disappointed.
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Not to pull a Gusteau here or anything, but anyone can cook!
Just grab stuff you like, toss it in a pot and let it go for a while! Italian food is great like that.
And this is what I’m making. Super easy.
pft why should i cook when I know you will?
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
My reaction is more like:
“Hey, get out of the kitchen! You can have food when I’m done”
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also ok by me
can i clone you?
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
As long as there are no needles involved, sure
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i'll knock you out first
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
Now I've got a mental image
of Chloe dragging Mike by his hair back to Chloe’s lair.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 28, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
I've yelled at girls who have come into the kitchen to "help" while I am cooking.
I don’t want or need help. I have everything under control. Just ignore the smoke and open flame.
Worse:
People who come into the kitchen to WATCH.
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I definitely don't want them seeing me panic.
In my defense, my mom is the same way when people ask her if they can help with the cooking, so this is an inherited/learned trait.
Stay the fuck out of my way
If you need to be in here, chop something.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
that's 30% of my cooking 'responsibilities'
the other 70%?
Dishes.
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
OH GOD I KNOW WHY WE GET A LONG NOW
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
what that I like non-burnt, yummy, faincy foods?
And tend to fail when I attempt.
But I can prep with the best of them.
But it’s only fair since I get to sit on my ass while she cooks, she gets to sit on her ass while I clean.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
yes. all those.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
You can come cook with me any day, then
I HATE dishes
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww mandate!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
And for fuck's sake, if you insist on coming in to wash the dishes I've dirtied in prep
ASK ME IF I STILL NEED ANY OF THEM FIRST
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Geez, are we the only people who cook together??
I mean, sometimes its just one or the other, for logistical reasons—someone has to watch the kids, or the kitchen is too small. But I LIKE cooking together with someone else.
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
Maybe you're the only ones
with a kitchen that isn’t too small to cuss a cat in.
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My kitchen scarcely has room for one person, let alone two.
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I don't mind people cooking with me. It's the people that are in the kitchen for no reason and like to get all up in my business
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
this.
I can watch things that need to be tended (fear of burning, etc) so we can technially cook ‘together’, but in general, if she doesn’t ask, I don’t enter.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
I'm too much of a control freak to share that with someone else.
I don’t mind if you cook, or if I cook, or if we’re making completely separate parts of the meal, but I can’t share making one thing together.
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Cooking one dish together is not gonna end well
Doing prep work? Fine. Actually making the damn thing, save for “stir this for a sec while i grab this other ingredient”, is a terrible decision
Even the prep work, I like to do in a certain order, and with a certain knife, and etc.
Math is good for me, in that it allows me to knock out a good chunk of that on something that requires it
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We have years of practice together, dear.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
I threw a minor fit while cooking Xmas dinner for my family...
They all insisted on being in the kitchen while I had 4 different courses going on the stove/oven.
me: “If you want to eat non-burned food, get the hell out NOW!”
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If my kitchen is big enough, I don't mind you watching.
Just don’t get in the way, or upset when I don’t talk to you, because I’m focused elsewhere
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My problem is that the person who does this
gets right up next to the stove and LEERS at the pan and makes weird noises and NO NO JUST STOP GET OUT
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That gets you smacked with the wooden spoon laying next to the stove.
In fact, that’s the spoons primary purpose
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That wooden spoon has never stirred anything
Just hit people.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Irish cooking: Throw potatoes, leeks, and pork into pot. Let cook all day
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Mmmm, cabbage and potatoes...
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/blech
I’m a terrible Paddy cause I hate cabbage and carrots. Corned beef is OK, but that sure as hell would taste better covered in a spice rub and smoked for 12 hours.
Not really
Corn beef and cabbage is an Irish-American thing born out of the Great Depression
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
i've always wanted to try making my own carbonara but i'm halfway convinced i have a problem with eggs not baked in things
i’m afraid
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
Given my very first attempt at carbonara
I will say that it’s hard to get perfect, but also pretty damned hard to fuck up.
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i'm just convinced i will get sick regardless
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
but i'm saying i think this summer i realized that even eggs cooked properly make me sick
idk, still trying to ease myself into eating eggs
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
Just go for it. If it is inedible then there is always carry out.
And you can try again.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
had we but wine enough and time
this sobriety, Lady, would be no crime
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
This is Old El Paso so yeah....
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 28, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
i love spaghetti alla carbonara
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
don't use the same garlic Willbe did!!
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
Three-fourths of that is a great plan.
Except for the part where you’re apparently being chased for two miles.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
I love that they include the Mean Joe Greene commercial in this movie.
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Come on, Jimmy Howard.
Step your game up.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Do they have to do it in full pads?
Because otherwise, they’d blow the rest of them away
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Carl Hagelin wins fastest skater.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
carl hagelin is so goddamn handsome
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
Breakaway Challenge
Translation: lacrosse goals on lacrosse goals on lacrosse goals on lacrosse goals
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where?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
NBC Sports
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
not on my tv?
:(
says no lacrosse until tomorrow
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
i found it on mine, wanna come over?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
yes.
I actually got asked to coach two lacrosse teams.
HA!
people think I can be left to my devices and shape the minds of young children through sports.
/hope you all enjoy the rapture
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
They actually PAY me to do that...
America’s so fucked in fifteen years, you guys
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there are so many little kids around here who are wanting to play and so few people who have actually played it at a level above HS
that they have been reduced to asking me.
/might end up doing one
//loves the shawtys
///no pedobear or chris hansen
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
You played college lacrosse?
Cool, I did not know that.
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
club in college.
then i decided i didn’t like to practice every day.
it’s more so that they need people who can teach by example (understand offense, defense schemes) and such. From what I’ve been told most coaches are basically learning right along with the kids how to throw with their off hand…
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
Logan Couture is supposedly ridiculously good at puck juggling.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Is it Talent Show Night at summer camp?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
OK kids - I'm out.
Going to a $500/head black tie fundraiser for saving starving whales or endangered children or some shit.
In exchange for bartending the first 2 hours, I got 2 free tix, and will have the last 4 hours to drink and eat for free, and hobnob with some local sugar mamas.
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Patrick Kane - the single best American born player in hockey
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Not that-
he beat up a cabbie after getting drunk one night
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Modano is older than dirt
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
If we're judging careers, Modano>Kane for now.
I’m pretty sure by the time Kane’s done he will pass Modano. I thought that’s what Stempke meant. If he meant “currently playing now”, then no argument.
I meant currently playing
Chris Chelios and Mike Modano are probably 1 and 1A all time, with Bryan Leetch and Keith Tkachuk earning honorable mentions
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Yes
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Officially, yes, but there were rumors that Philly was trying to talk him into one more run when Pronger got hurt
He’s still the only person to play in Major Juniors in Canada and NCAA Division 1
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TEBOWING
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
smartest thing they did tonight
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
And cut into important baseball coverage?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Just cut Warren Sapp's segment
out the back
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Patrick Kane - the single drunkest American born player in hockey
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ha! There are plenty of Wisconsinites in the NHL
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None drunker than Kane
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
He said drunkest, not "has imbibed the most"
Y’all have too much tolerance to get that drunk :-P
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/beats the shit out of cab driver
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 28, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
I'll put my 20 cents in on this issue.
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by Tremendous on Jan 28, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
OK... Rolex 24 or UFC on Fox?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 7:58 PM EST reply actions
UFC in between Psyche repeats
since I can’t seem to find the Breakaway Challenge
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
It's the NHL Skills competition. It's on NBC Sports (nee Versus)
We’re at the accuracy challenge now
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So about these new Nike basketball unis, why does Uconn get three stars and Syracuse only one?
Any ideas Nick?
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 28, 2012 7:59 PM EST reply actions
Championships.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
It must be a reference to salaries.
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Well then Kansas State must have like 20, why else would Curtis Kelly transfer?
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 28, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
To get the hell out of Connecticut.
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YO DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE GREY.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 28, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Nike: IT'S PLATINUM!
/noit’sgrey
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
I have no idea what those stars mean
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL
THE NCAA IS TRYING TO MAKE OUR JERSEYS LOOK LIKE SOCCER JERSEYS PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
I'm warming up to them
The design has potential but there is a lot of things I would want them to change. Like that weird dotting on he sides; looks like something out of the 80s
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Agree. I'd like to go back to these.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 28, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
I would like to go back to the cursive font
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
I couldn't find a pic of the old jerseys, and had to use this shitty photoshop
The side thing is stupid.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Marquette does the checkered side the best.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 28, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
I wish they'd stop shoving it on us
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
We have a history with uniforms...
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
It ain't the denim, it's what's in 'em
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
No, that's actual denim.
And depending on who you asked, may have been Carolina blue instead of Kentucky blue.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
whiney people
I loved those things. Had a pair of the shoes
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, And that is honestly nothing
We’ve had far weirder
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
They suck dude
Don’t get Stockholm Syndromed
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Syracuse's colors are Orange, Blue and White. Kentucky's are Blue and White. Connecticut's are Blue, Orange and White
Let’s make gray the most prominent color on all of them
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University is phasing out blue now
It’s just Orange and White, Grey is the 3rd color.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Why would they do that?
Too many orange and blue schools?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 28, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
I blame Florida!
If you’re going to make Green a dominate color in the logo you better use that on the uni’s too.
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
Charlie Weis may have left florida
But the Gators kept his extra chins
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
this made/makes me so angry
I mean, why?
the under jaw color of an alligator IS lighter!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
BUT YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT EXTRA INK COLOR
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
Don't care.
made something worse. why? they are asses.
/I want this guy back
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
I respectfully disagree with this.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Those orange and grey football uniforms should look pretty cool.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 28, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
/Creamsicle uniforms
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
One of these combinations is horrible, one is OK, and the other is OU
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 28, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
The gray-on-gray helmet is turrible
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 28, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
Why the fuck is everybody going with Bondo as a color?
by Albino Tornado on Jan 28, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
That's not Bondo, that's primer
Bondo is more of a peach color.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
GO COUGS
Again the matte look is just stupid
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Gray pants are fine. They work well for the Giants
The matte look seems unfinished when it’s black. When it’s gray it seems like you completely forgot a step and just left the primer showing
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
i actually hate the grey pants for the giants
i think grey football pants are bad in general and not flattering.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
You're just a hater
:-P
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Better than what we used to wear
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
I liked Oregon State and West Virginia's matte black looks.
But flat gray doesn’t work.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I just hate Matte altogether
Looks like shit.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
"Platinum" supposedly.
I’m just saying there are some things about the design that I like. The grey….eh, as a one off one time thing, I guess I am ok with it.
The reflective letters/numbers outlined in blue are awful. But I like the design on the back of the jersey.
In fact, I would be all for these jerseys, except in blue and whites, becoming our new jerseys, with some modifications (ditch the reflective stuff, get rid of those stupid dots, us the UK colors)
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
That's not platinum, that's charcoal gray
And the Steelers and Packers don’t have gold either, they have yellow.
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Agreed
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
I wish the Packers would go Gold
ACTUAL gold colored helmets are fucking boss as hell.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Sure has worked for Notre Dame, right?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 28, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
They suck at it
My old hometown had better gold helmets than they did.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
Worked well enough against Sparty.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 28, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
LOL NO
The Packers have had the same basic uniform template since Lombardi. Suggesting they change it is like suggesting the Celtics, Red Wings, or Yankees change their uniforms
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Not saying they should change it
But it would look sweet.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
No it wouldn't
Green and actual Gold would look like Baylor
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I'm not sure which of Nick's teams that's a shot at, but I like it
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I'm assuming Syracuse
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
It would have to be the Yankees, Knicks, Rangers, and Giants are pretty much unchanged
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
You rang?
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i remember my grant hill green free give away jersey
/was like, 5
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
/washingtoncapitalsblackandbronze.jpg
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RETRO
/looks nothing like the actual retro uniforms
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 28, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
WE'RE UNVEILING THIS CLASSIC RETRO LOOK FEATURING A MATERIAL MADE OUT OF ROCKS FROM SATURN THAT MAKES KEVLAR LOOK LIKE MARSHMALLOW!
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 28, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Rocks from Saturn?
That’s a minor scientific miracle.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
The NFL won't allow them to change it
The NFL actually has a say.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
lol?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
(fined $35,000)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
wouldn't changing uniforms make a team MORE money, as now fans would have
the “opportunity” to purchase NEW jerseys, gear, etc?
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
In theory, yes
Unless it’s terrible and no one buys it
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Or a fan base who loves the tradition raises a huge stink about it,
and causes a boycott
My loyal heart avows no other.
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And this is why pink jerseys exist.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 28, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
To quote my sister
“The girls wear pink jerseys so the athletes know who they can have sex with behind a dumpster after a game.”
by ElRocco337 on Jan 28, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
...
Can I borrow this for baseball season?
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 28, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
They should put the disgruntled cardinal on a pink hat.
All the lulz.
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Yes but the NFL is all about "brand"
Part of that is not changing the jerseys, and they rarely ever let teams change them.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Seattle, Atlanta, Arizona, Tampa Bay all holding on various lines
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There hasn't been a giant uniform change since Denver/Tampa
Seattle, Atlanta, and Arizona did not change their jerseys drastically.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Well, Buffalo did impersonate an Arena team for a few years.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
/belks
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Who needs retinas?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
They just used colors they already had and changed what was primary for the most part
"Logos are controlled by teams and the NFL," league spokesman Brian McCarthy told PFT by email this morning. "That will not change. Teams have to apply to league to make changes to logos and colors.
"We anticipate new uniform technology (i.e., performance-driven, lighter materials). That’s what Nike’s [Charlie] Denson was referring to in his interview in 2010 regarding changes."
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Love it. I want an nnual game between Seahawks and Bronoc
Both have to wear their bright colours
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
/Chiefs take field in red helmets, white jerseys, and yellow pants
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The fuck?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Dallas Texans throwback?
They weren’t always the Kansas City Chiefs.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
That's exactly what it was
It was the 50th anniversary of the founding of the AFL
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I'm sorry, the Chiefs have been in Kansas City my entire life.
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They're debuting part of it at the pro bowl
gloves, socks and stuff
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Most of the college ones worked better.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
/flagged for using the gloves the way Nike designed them
//not still bitter about those calls
My loyal heart avows no other.
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You're not wrong.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
And they called it twice, because they didn't tell them WHY they were flagging them the first time
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
They were just trying to keep us in the game.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Don't get the point when the NFL will fine them for doing that anyways
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
The NFL encourages celebration, just can't use a prop.
This isn’t college
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/Roger Goodell finds way to make gloves a prop
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Also, I've never seen that UCONN logo before
Is that something new or is it just not used as often?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
It's not new.
I think it used to be on the side of the shorts before Nike changed everything around 2005.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 28, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
The single most overrated player in hockey, but he seems to be gregarious young man
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Montreal fans: HE'S THE NEW PATRICK ROY!
Montreal still not sniffing the Stanley Cup
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't they want to run him out of town last year?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Montreal fans gonna Montreal fans
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
/calls 911 on Zdeno Chara
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
If it does.
You’d best not speak English there.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Il nous faut plus GRIT dans les coins
/used Google translate to French
//knows isn’t Québécois
///VIENNENT A MOI, FRERE
ON N'A PAS INTRODUIT TOUTS LES JOUEURS EN FRANÇAIS
ÇA, C’EST UNE CONSPIRATIOOOOOONNN PIERRE-PAUUUUUULLLLLL
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Jan 28, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And that's the limit of my French
Darn Gauls, what have you done with my beautiful Latin?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 28, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm surprised NDNation doesn't require all posts to be in Latin
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 28, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
None of them actually speak it,
but since all they do is repeat the same crap anyways, it would be just like Mass for them.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Well I think we know how NDNation feels about the proper place of Latin in the liturgy
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 28, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
There's actually a continuing fight over there about it
specifically, whether the new translations are accurate.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Well, I can settle this pretty quick like
Pope says they’re accurate, they’re accurate. At least until another pope decides otherwise
it's more complicated than that.
One guy who majored in classical languages at ND says one thing. One smartass who took Attic Greek at U Chicago says something else to be a contrarian. And then they fight.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Yeah like
Dominus vobiscum/Et cum spiritu tuo
The Lord be with you/And with your spirit (literal)
vs.
The Lord be with you/And also with you (more “Protestant-sounding” version, but which many American Catholic churches use)
Isn't that the case for every Montreal goalie when it's their first 2 seasons?
*cough*Halek*cough*
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Nothing says UFC
….like NFL ON FOX MUSIC
God damn Fox change this strategy already
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Do we get more than one fight this time?
Or are we destined for a rematch of “here’s all the talk and whoops, fight’s over in 30 seconds”?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
OH GOD MY EYES
The Creighton Bluejays are wearing eye-searing pink for breast cancer. It’s like the Barbie aisle stole their uniforms.
I thought this was October or something?
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
That's the NFL.
Apparently the mom of Creighton’s best player – who happens to be the coach’s wife – is a survivor.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 28, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
you didn't know this?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Oh cmon
1. It’s pink on white, so it’s not hat bright
2. The ESPN3 is dark and blurry and godawful, can hardly tell if it’s pink
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Don't worry
The production values don’t make it look any better on local tv.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 28, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Why does that happen?
It’s not like it’s just small schools that have terrible production values for some games. I’ve seen some home games for UK that must be filmed on the old hand cranked cameras. Really nice digital clarity cameras are not that much anymore.
The problem is ESPN and the other messed up contracts for showing the games.
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
GARY BUSEY IN A CAPTAINS WHITES AND STEVAN SEGAL JUST HANGING OUT
And with that, I’m out for a little bit
If you want to bag my groceries, go to State,
If you want to bag my groceries, go to State!
If you really have a knack
For filling up a saaaaaack,
If you want to bag my groceries, go to State!
Hehehehehehe sack hehehehehe.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 28, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
god motherfucking damnit.
i couldn’t see anything in the drain itself, nothing at all (not much drain before it turns though), prodded around with a coat hanger, put over half a thing of liquid plumber in there, STILL NOT DRAINING PROPERLY
WAAAAAAH
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 8:10 PM EST reply actions
Are we at the "call the landlord" stage yet?
Because it could be something wrong with the building that you have no control over.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
i think so, but that doesn't solve my immediate problems
of having people over in less than 2 hours and needing to get clean.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
Whore's bath?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Baby wipes: key to feeling human on a three-week training problem.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
or a weekend campign trip
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
or cross country camp where the showers are actually more disgusting than the lake
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
They sure are nice.
Makes you feel less likely to pick up some sort of unpleasant food-borne illness.
yes, 3 of us did this for a tailgating experience.
i’m sure at 8am with sun shining in the tent it was odd to see women bathing this way
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Airplane shower:
Once under each wing and twice under the tail.
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you say things like 'i'm my dad' then this
I kinda want to meet your dad.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
This one is not from him.
But yeah, you’d love him. Most people do. He’s pretty awesome and everyone here would be terribly envious of how much football consumes his life.
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/knows everyone on the Gator Bowl committee
not personally, just names in case I am ever introduced and need to become a remora until I can take their position.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
I'm hoping to inherit a position on the GoDaddy bowl committee.
Small potatoes, but they’re my small potatoes, dammit!
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GoDaddy bowl?
from your daddy?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
this.
although now that its SEC/B!G, the Gator Bowl took a step up
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Quite.
If I do ever get on the committee, first order of business is to adopt hideously colored blazers.
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by allicolls on Jan 28, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I would like to volunteer for any committee you are on'
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Goes with the glasses on the logo.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I think GoDaddy has
a “less is more” approach to clothing…
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
/Imagines bowl officials in skimpy clothing
//belks
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No, no.
They don’t actually show anything, just tease you about it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
this is hard to see around, but i do love the go daddy bowl
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
You mean they don't have bright green already?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I bought a 3L bottle of "just in case" water when there was supposed to be a hurricane coming through.
I thought I was going to use it when the hot water went out last weekend, but since the heat was out, too, it wouldn’t have done any good, because I would have been freezing when I got out anyhow.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
you bought ONE 3L bottle when a hurricane was coming through?
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
I'm from Michigan, I'm not used to such things.
Also, it was a gentle tropical storm by the time it reached Manhattan – it hit upstate hard though.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
After living with possibilties of typhoons in Japan and hurricanes in Hawaii, and have 2 plastic lockers
full of food and probably 40L of water in the garage.
/it’s probably a bit much, but I don’t ever run to the grocery when a storm comes through!
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
I live in a walkup studio apartment.
There are several reasons why it is not practical for me to buy large quantities of, like, anything.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
In VA, I had a third-floor apt.
Which is why karma is now causing me suffering and anguish, because I started ordering my groceries online, and Safeway was always so nice about giving me 10% off my order as long as it was over $150…
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The former.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I bought and smoked a turkey during it
and then went to the fraternity house since they are on the same circuit as the hospital and never lose power.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
tv has the answers
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
What you need is a zip-it drain cleaner
It’s a plastic thing with saw-toothlike blades on each side that you jam down the drain to pull the hairweasels out of the line. You can get them at Home Depot / Lowes type places.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 28, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
I have.
Wife has long, thick, curly hair.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 28, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
They work well
Also vomit inducingly well
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
That's why the recommend the Heimlich if you have something lodged in your throat.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
Or a telephone
Shit’s broke, yo.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 28, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
Not knowing where you live, is there a possibility that something is freezing up, possibly past where you can reach?
by Synaesthesia on Jan 28, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
i tried the plunger and it went down immediately
I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T LISTEN TO CHLOE IMMEDIATELY
i put the last of the drain cleaner in there just for good measure
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! WHY ISN'T THIS DAMN THING DONE YET?! I'VE WAASTED MY WHOLE FUCKING SATURDAY ON A STUPID EXPERIMNENT THAT I DID RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
AND I HAVEN’T EVEN DONE MY FUCKING LAUNDRY YET
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Drink every time he tries to molest his fellow broadcasters
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Steven Stamkos looks like the love child of Spicoli and 1980s Gretzky
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Roenick is dying on commentary
Roenick went 4 for 4 nearly every time in this competition back when was playing
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
He and Lindros are the greatest "What-Ifs" in hockey history
Both are arguably the most physically gifted players to ever suit up. Lindros’s is “What-if” he didn’t get a million concussions. Roenick’s is “What if he gave a shit”
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/blackhawks fans' ears perk up because they know that name
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 28, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Nay, sirrah.
Never would I deign to level such accusations at the fine residents of Lincoln Park.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 28, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Lincoln Park isnt filled with douchebags
Lakeview and Wrigley, however, are a different story
/ohgodithinkigotsomeonme
/leaves Ottawa
//Ottawa makes Stanley Cup the next year
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Hi, how's everyone doing this evening?
Finally i can get to my first drink of the day!
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Shift-A
mmmm. A plate full of buffalo wings, no law school assignments due for weeks, and RIfftrax of Chamber of Secrets on the TV. Game on.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
your classmates are outlining
but enjoy those wings.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 28, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
This is why the outline bank exists.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
A couple weeks worth of material
needs outlining! Plus some notes to ask the professor about. Geez.
by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 28, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
I stopped outlining 3 weeks into my 1L year
Also, I didn’t have great grades. I’m sure it’s a coincidence. Still passed though.
/gets text message from army of 2Ls at Brothers
//shrugs
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
No, why bother to call two different fucking penalties?
I’m sure it won’t affect the flow of the game OH LOL JK THERE GOES THE PUCK TO THE OTHER END FOR A GOAL WITHIN FIVE SECONDS.
That segment probably just had 5 times as much actual science
than all the ESPN Sports Science segments ever
Twitter: RyanMcD29
Back when John Brenkis hosted an hour long show on the Science Channel called "Fight Science" it was awesome
Now that he only gets 5 minute segments on SportsCenter, it sucks
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
When he had just regular "Sports Science" as a show, it was still pretty damn cool
You’re right that the SportsCenter part sucks
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
numbers + stats = science
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Tonight, it's Bar Fights on FOX!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 8:37 PM EST reply actions
sloppy punches.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Idiocracy was already on today.
¡El Hipopótamo!
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 28, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
I'm flipping between UFC and Rolex.
Although that first fight turned into Bubba and Skeeter outside the local beer barrel by round 3.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Rolex 24
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
... and the 02 car
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
People take for granted just how difficult the basic tasks of hockey are
And then you see the skills comp and you realize how difficult they have to make these events to make it challenging for NHL players
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
We can beat the number2 team by double digits and yet not put away the next to last team in the league.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 8:46 PM EST reply actions
It always amazes me when guys can shoot from that shallow of an angle
Jamie Benn makes it look easy
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Proving my point about Uniform madness
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
And of course the Coup d'etat
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Worn only once. And with good reason.
Damn things were cursed.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
I blame the belt
the belts are the curse
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Those things were EVIL.
I’m not happy about these new ones.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 28, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
The stars on the back are great
absolutely love them. But the rest of it needs serious tweaks
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
GOD DAMMIT SCOTT HARTNELL
WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT HOCKEY.
I fucking hate that guy.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Fuck yeah college gymnastics on my TV!
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Had a male posted this, I'd have responded with the Chris Hansen pic
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I suppose it could be male gymnasts.
But male gymnasts don’t generally look 12.
I suppose it could also be females who are in to females, in which case yes, it would be fair to call them out for “creepin” too. Yo.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
i had male gymnasts on my floor last year
they were as tall as me. no me gusta.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Shorties gonna short
(For those playing along at home: Short is under 5’6" for a guy, under 5’2" for the ladies.)
I cleared the bar for "not short"?
Unbelievable.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
RIGHT, I LIKE EMC'S STANDARDS
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
I feel so much better about myself!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Bell curve, yo
You’re not tall unless you’re over 6’4" for a guy, 6’ for a woman. Everything in the middle is average ish, for me at least
OVER 6' and 6'4?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
so now i'm tall and before i was average?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
high average
And I didnt think it through all the way. If a girl is my height, that’s pretty tall and unusual.
i thought you were average
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
huh. i don't know why but in my edsbs pirate fantasy land you were like 5'9
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
oh come on, you know the one where we are all on the big bar pirate ship on an island and the football games are in the volcano!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, SURE that's what you meant...
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hmph.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
/sails to Curacao
//sacks Port Royale on the way
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
/initiates war between Holland and Spain
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/covers eyes
I DON’T WANT TO SEE
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I trust people on here for better or worse when they say something.
just i figured him to be average male height and more than bit shorter than me
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
5'9" for dudes, 5'6" for ladies
Don’t be changing it.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
BOOOOOOOO
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BOOOOOOOO
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Here's how I figure:
5’10 is average for guys, 5’6" for girls. Give roughly 4-6 in either direction. Middle is average. So a 5’4" is shorter than average, but not short enough to warrant ONLY being called short
needs to be at least one standard deviation below the average
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
5'4" is average for girls though. NO ONE LISTENS TO ME
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
pats wbc on the head.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
7 years in Japan, 1 in Hawaii has so skewed my view.
I’m 5’10.5" and used to being one of the tallest guys around.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
See, I'm the shorter than all 5 of my brothers
I may be the tallest person with a Napoleonic Complex
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
My asshole brother got all the height and no body mass
Kid is a beanpole. 6’3" and about 160 soaking wet
my youngest sister is almost the tallest person in my family. as tall as my dad (5'8")
the kids we babysit for once said “isn’t it funny that willbechampions is the oldest AND the shortest?”
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
My brother's like that
except with wiry muscle. He was already skinny, then he started dating a marathoner and running with her. We’re both 6’4", but he probably weighs 2/3 what I do.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
ewwie.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
I think I could make 160 pretty easily...
Hell, I’m 180 now, and when I get sick and don’t eat for about 4 days, I’m 173ish
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This makes me chuckle.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
And yet for me, even though on average asian women are my height or smaller, they all wear
heels, especially in Japan (not so much in Hawaii, actually), so I’m still shorter!
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
is this another reason for the heels?
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
...
…
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
the cultural influence i mean
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, probably.
I was just having fun.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
i don't mind having to CMA sometimes but i was skeered there for a second
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
probably, as you tend to view the way everyone around you dresses as normal
and mimic it if it’s not what you used to do.
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lol, Punahou Carnival
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They are setting that up RIGHT NOW
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One of the greatest feelings ever.
I had just gotten to Japan as an exchange student, and my host family took me to a theme park. We’re in line for a ride, and they’re trying to guess how much further we have to go. I just turned, looked, and could see over the approximately 2,000 people in front of us to the front, without being on my tip-toes. It was awesome.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
I love college gymnastics.
It’s the only sport in which I have ever cheered for Alabama, because the meets were so much damn fun.
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THOSE GIRLS AREN'T STICKING THEIR LANDINGS RIGHT PAWWWLLLLL
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Oh?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 28, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Man, fuck Oklahoma and their traitor coach.
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oooooooohhhhhhh
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
And now you get to win because three OU players mugged Jordan Henriquez
and no foul was called.
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meh clangy hoops. more sad about butler right now
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
prlly not
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
They should have to use wooden sticks
So the competition is actually about who has the hardest shot, not who has the best endorsement deal
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
They should use LAW's
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
X
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Light Anti-Tank Weapon per the wiki linked above
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Depleted uranium sabot round should take care of that
Which brings us to the only logical conclusion: “Kelly’s Gyros: Dinosaur Hunter”
"GORRAMIT GUNNER I SAID TO USE THE HEAT ON THE BRACH FIRST, THEN SWITCH TO SABOT FOR THE TRIKE."
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
/benches Kiel, puts in Golson
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHA
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, though it was developed in the 50's/60's, and wouldn't dent any armored vehicle of today.
Still, they can really screw with your day if you’re not in a tank.
We replaced them a long time ago. AT-4’s are less portable, but bigger booms.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Yay fun!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Is that what St. Cloud calls their arena
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Best defenseman in hockey
And Zdeno Chara just broke his own world record
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Egads this team can play so well and yet play so poorly.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions
Zdeno Chara
you could see the stick flex
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
They all do that
Each person likes their stick to bend differently.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
well they SHOULD that's where speed is coming from, i just surprised at the AMOUNT of it
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Especially considering he uses a very rigid stick (most defenseman do)
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
giggles
/is 12
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
perv.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
you want flex?
watch a long drive competition with Jamie Sadlowski
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
/golf nerd
//does this
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
I can too
if I’m used a ladies flex,
but he’s got a 6.5 degree Adams Speedline and a House of Forged XXX and is a tip stiffer than the other shafts. CPMs 268, Swingweight E3.
/out nerd’d
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
i meant i watch...shit. damn.
any club you want to get rid of?
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
I thought you meant flex the shit out of a club.
and no.
But I did finish polishing my putter (TWHS) this afternoon.
Need to obtain some orange nail polish for the paint fill.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
pictures when done?
dammit. my dad has like 4 sets total. I need him to sell one and get me one for me
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
I play with my dad's old clubs.
He’s 10 inches taller than me.
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We need video of you playing golf
It would be hilarious with those clubs
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
hmmm i will work on mine to give me his oldest then you and i will go play. deal?
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Sure!
As long as we can play at some shitty out-of-the-way course where it doesn’t matter how horrible I am. I haven’t played a round in at least 4 years, haven’t been to the range in 2.
Also, it should go without saying that we will drink heavily.
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we better because i haven't played a round in 10 years or range in 2
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
/twitches
//withdrawals would kill me
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
i know it would kill you. but money, time, boobs, money. money.money.
its not like atlanta had a lot of public courses
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
what?
that sounds awful close to me? money, time, boobs, money money money?
Just I consider the second money to be ‘cash game where i sand bag or get in front of people whos jobs i want on the course/range’
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
quit making me laugh
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
what now?
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
sure.
gotta get an old school stepped shaft and find an appropriately loud grip
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
must....not....joke
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
I remember when it was incredible that Al MacInnis was shooting 100.
But day-yum.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
108 with a fiberglass and graphite stick is not nearly as impressive as 100 with wood
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
so hockey is like tennis now?
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
In the sense that technology has improved to the point that comparing the speed of a serve now to one 20 years ago is pointless
It’s not as drastic as tennis, but it’s similar in concept
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Does anyone still use wood or aluminum?
I thought Shanahan was one of the last holdouts, but I could be wrong.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I tried an aluminum stick in high school
and decided I liked wood better.
Coming back to hockey in the age of composite sticks was quite the change.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
I don't think there are any that still use it
I don’t know that anyone ever used aluminum on the pro level. Aluminum was popular in high schools ad colleges with limited budgets because you could buy one shaft and the blades were replaceable. They sucked in terms of quality so they were very uncommon at any program that has money.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
At one point I had an aluminum stick with a plastic blade that I used for roller/street hockey.
Not such a good idea. The blade got ground down to an inch high or so.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
That'll happen with street hockey no matter what you use
Better plastic shavings than wood or fiberglass splinters.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
The wooden ones seemed to last longer.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
aluminum lacrosse shafts are the POS that come free with heads.
/still uses same shaft from HS (TWHS)
//Warrior Titan titanium shaft (now know as the Titan Classic)
///I’m a dork
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Not that drastic
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
in sense of?
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
In the sense of how the game plays and how it changes that
Graphite rackets drastically changed the skill and ability of tennis players.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
at the same time, the types of athletic nature of tennis players changed too
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
True
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Shift-A
Good evening, monsters.
Apropos of nothing, I found this GIF, and thought it’d be appropriate for…oh, I dunno, the next incoming shit storm over on NDNation, or something…
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Found a new one too
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
by Buzzrock on Jan 28, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Foul before the clock starts.
So the Big XII officials decide to take .3 seconds off.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions
Not that K-State's bad play wasn't helping things.
Congratulations Land Thieves on sweeping K-State this year.
We are playing very poorly right now.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Olympics commercials are making me tingly now.
Olympics 2008 holds a special place in my heart.
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I like the Masters commercials as a sign of spring coming.
Except now they’re airing them on January NFL games. Sigh.
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With the way the weather has been here though
It makes sense.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
they would be later but they don't have any other professional sports until then
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Just out of curiosity, why particularly 2008?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
he used to do bong rips with michael phelps back in the day
A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kim
it's the first one he remembers?
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by iris eyes on Jan 28, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ouch.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
Well the first one I remember is 1992 Barcelona (right? I think I'm right...), so I was 14, so that would still put him
at college age.
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yes 92 is barcelona
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
I've got vague memories of Atlanta and Nagano.
I remember Sydeny, SLC, Athens, Turin, Beijing and Vancouver pretty well.
I have some vague memory of my mother watching skating when I was very young. I assume this was '94.
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I liked lillehammer i don't know why though
i think it was the skiing
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Lillehammer is the first one I can vividly remember.
I remember watching Sarajevo and Barcelona but not much in terms of specifics outside of the Dream Team.
Ok, it turns out Sarajevo was in 84 so I definitely don't remember it.
Must remember the city from a less pleasant context in the 90’s.
Yeah, it was pretty much downhill for Sarajevo from 1984.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Remembers watching 1964 Olympics from Tokyo
Not much about them, but I remember seeing some of the crew competitions.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 28, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
We've lived within walking distance of some of the venues.
some have aged better than others.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
IE grew up in a convent.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Other than being the furthest end away from Catholic on the denominational spectrum, yes.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Well...you know what I mean. MINISTERS DAUGHTER GONNA MINI--
/considers implications of finishing that statement
//does not finish statement
///watches for Predator drones
it was pretty strict and sheltered. Not the worst way to grow up, but I do lack a certain amount of
say, cultural knowledge
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
My parents/family has ZERO interest in sports.
At this point in my life I was interested in basketball (I did grow up in Indiana…), so Dream Team I and boom Olympics.
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
I think I remember 88 or at least portions of it
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
That's the first one I really remember as well.
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My first Olympic memory was Sarajevo and LA in 84.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
I vaguely remember my parents dragging me to 96 Olympic events all over the state
I think we saw a few of the Atlanta events, soccer at Sanford, and softball in Columbus
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 28, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
We horseshow at the Olympic park in Conyers.
It is by far our favorite venue, except for that whole “100 degrees in July” thing. But they did a good job designing the barns for maximum airflow so I much prefer it to other hot venues.
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Same
I don’t remember details, but I distinctly remember them happening.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
I remember Carl Lewis and the men's hoops team choking in Seoul
I remember Dan Jansen and Bonnie Blair from Calgary. That’s about it. I remember 92 a little better.
I can't even remember Athens
Even though I remember Sydney. Wonder why
Athens was forgettable
I think Shaq saying “I’ve been to a lot of clubs” when asked if he’d visited the Parthenon is all I really remember.
Athens Olympics coverage on Japanese TV:
ALL. THE. JUDO.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Basically same for Korean TV
Except replace Judo with Tae Kwon Do and archery.
Yeah. Summer for Japan is Judo, Judo, some more Judo
the heroic tale of the one Japanese sprinter since 1964 to make it into the quarterfinals, Judo, Judo, gymnastics, Judo, gymnastics, swimming, Judo, swimming, Judo, swimming, and some Judo.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
But what about Judo?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I'll have some of your JUDO! I love it!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
One of the guys at K-State was on the 80 Olympic team (allegedly)
It was fun being on the receiving end of textbook throws.
/best story from the instructor were about his learning judo in Japan and getting his butt kicked by a blind guy.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
My boss in Japan was on the 84 Olympic team.
He’s now practically deaf (like literally wears hearing aids in both ears), but that’s from IED blasts in Iraq.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Did he practice off base?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
Probably.
He’s personal friends with most everyone of importance in the Japanese Judo federation. Flawless Japanese and all that.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
That would be cool, not sure I'd be up to that sort of training but then again it would be fun.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
He's the tiniest little dude.
Built solidly, though, as you might expect.
I’d love to get into it. I did karate as a kid, but Judo looks fun.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
Highly recommend it, if you can find a good instructor.
Don’t worry about the rank just go out and learn to roll and throw … much fun. And it helps with other sports since you are more aware of your balance.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
Probably a better chance of finding a Judo instructor in Louisiana
than a Kendo dojo.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
The worst part of this?
I seriously thought about it, and was like “no that’s too far to BR”
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
my high school phys ed teacher was supposed to be on the '80 Olympic track team
Was she bitter towards everyone, ever?
Yeah.
Do I blame her? Not a damn bit.,
We can't have racoons in the Christmas thing, they'll hunt the kids for sport.
I don't really remember diving so much.
Japanese divers aren’t all that great. Swimmers, on the other hand, do quite well, so we got ALL THE KOSUKE KOJIMA everywhere you went.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
/violently shakes head to clear water from ears
Sou desu ne.
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This literally incapacitated me from laughter for a full minute.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, I mixed up whether it was Japan or China.
NO I DON’T THINK ALL THE ASIAN COUNTRIES ARE THE SAME I SWEAR.
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oh yeah, China has ALL.THE.DIVERS.
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Yeah, diving is all China.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
All 10-year olds engineered by Chinese "sports engineers!"
by Bus Crasher on Jan 28, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
"Sure they're 16....sure they are..."
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
<>
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 28, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
World Cup soccer is thataway, ma'am
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Harangue me all you want
But I think World Cup soccer with the USMNT has to be my favorite sporting event, no question
/Stanley Cup Final drops gloves, heads to N. Side of Chicago
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Japanese...swimming?
HUH? (BTW, no baseball or soccer?)
And record holders.
He’s not Phelps, but Kojima’s a badass in his own right.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Hmm....Sounds a lot like what happened in Korea
by Bus Crasher on Jan 28, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know who that is.
And I’m an idiot, because it’s Kitajima, not Kojima. Kitajima’s a breaststroker (stop it, you people) so his American rival is Brendan Hansen. Kitajima won 100m and 200m gold at both Athens and Beijing, with a WR in there in Beijing. My “he’s not Phelps” comment is because he doesn’t compete in the variety of events Phelps does, but winning gold in two distances and bronze in some IM’s, with a few world championships thrown in is still pretty dominant.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
Park Tae Hwan
A HUGE South Korean swimmer. First Korean to win a medal in swimming…EVER.
BTW, Kitajima has a really good record. Don’t know why I don’t know him.
by Bus Crasher on Jan 28, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, for sports that Japan doesn't normally take seriously
if a Japanese wins a medal, they go ballistic. Can’t think of an example off the top of my head at the moment, but it’s fun to watch.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, yeah, forgot baseball and soccer.
they got wedged in there.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
The only reason I knew that Seoul had Olympics was because the MRE's we got at Ft Knox still had M&M
candies with the official sponsorship of the Seoul Olympics on them
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From a Korean perspective of view
I’ve watched so much documentaries on Seoul Olympics that I remember the Olympic clearly even though I was not even born in 1988
I can see that. It was quite the big deal for them.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
It was HUGE
The guy who participated in Seoul Olympics TWENTY years ago still remains a household name/minor celebrity
One of the water suppliers on base in Japan is a Korean Company (Diamond?), and they still
have Supporter of 1988 Seoul Olympics on the packaging. Wish I remembered more about it, really, as I was 10, and SHOULD have some kind of understanding. sigh.
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remembers Olympics from the 70's ... mainly because of eating orange during some winter event (ski jumping, bobsled?)
and then being sick later and puking up the orange.
/wasn’t very tall at that point in life.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Innsbruck, Austria fwiw.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
i vaguely remember 96
not much though.
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
i mean i think i remember it happening, nothing really about it
considering i was like 5 years old.
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
you have me doubting my math haha
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
She's still in college man, which means at most she was born in 89
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I pretty much just remember watching the sprint on a small tv with my family, the logo of the USA on Johnson's chest
And the look of pure elation when he won. Maybe this speaks to my sense of American exceptionalism, but when I saw that, I really didnt think any other outcome was possible of acceptable
I try to remember good torch ceremonies
That one, the Sydney one, Barcelona’s with the archer shooting the flaming arrow, Salt Lake w/the 1980 Hockey team come to mind.
I thought Lillehammer had the flaming arrow?
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by iris eyes on Jan 28, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe. Were there winter olympics in '92? I'm thinking '94 was the first year
they started the off-setting, but I have no recollection of ’92 winter games….
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There were.
They had the winter olympics in 1992, then again in 1994.
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I don't get why they didn't always offset them.
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No arrow,
but a ski-jumper carrying the torch.
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I remember waking up one Saturday morning
turning on the TV, wondering why Tom Brokaw was on and looking like hell.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
had just gotten back from Japan. Went to go see soccer double header in Orlando,
Denmark v. Sweden women’s match
Japan vs. Hungary men’s match.
It was AWESOME. First one was one big game of “pass the ball to the blonde girl”. Second was filled with Japanese fans, and my buddy and I had big signs we made in Japanese, trying to get on Japanese TV. Japan scored 3 goals in the last minute and injury time to come back and win. It was nuts.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
The first one I truly remember is 84
I vaguely remember getting to stay up and watch stuff with my dad in 80 but nothing specific
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I remember watching a certain hockey game.
Having watched the movie over the years … has distorted the memory.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
Those Winter Olympics were the last ones I watched as much as possible.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
parents were 8 years from meeting each other
/you all old
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
i'm assuming he was talking about the 80 olympics?
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, and I'm August
So I was always one of the youngest in my grade. I’ve only been able to legally drink for 18 months.
oh okay. my parents were 5 years from meeting then.
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
i was 15 months from being born
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
I was 4
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
And you're in Chicago.
You’d make a fantastic Blackhawks fan.
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by Tremendous on Jan 28, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
DONT SUMMON ACS, I'M AFRAID HE'LL HURT ME
But yeah, Hockey and Baseball just dont register with me at all
But Lake Placid and Sarajevo look the same when covered in snow.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
That's not a good punishment
He should have to clean the bird shit off the Herb Brooks statue outside the Xcel Center
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You should take a timeout.
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Mine were 2 years from marrying.
I was -5.
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cause of the movie part
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
Can you even drink legally?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
a few months short
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
this really shouldn't be surprising
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
Back in the day in KS you could start drinking at 18 for cereal malt beverages.
It was nice and made for some fun high school parties.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
What are "cereal malt beverages"?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 28, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
3.2% beer.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Indeed you can
You gotta fucking try, though
My loyal heart avows no other.
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There's no trying involved.
Why, all you have to do is show up at the bar at 8pm, and keep buying pitchers. By closing time, you should be all set.
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Yes. Still available in grocery stores in KS.
At least most of the counties in KS do not have clubs that you have to join to purchase a drink anymore.
Was cleaning and found a club card from when I was in college.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Or in Minnesota where you can only sell 3.2 beer on Sundays
Thereby making it a bigger pain in the ass for stores than not allowing Sunday sales at all
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Wait, what?
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You can get 3.2 all the time in grocery stores.
Liquor stores are only open Mon-Sat, and are the only place you can get anything stronger than 3.2.
Do they sell regular likker in the grocery stores?
Or just the 3.2
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weird.
I mean, I grew up in Indiana, but that was mostly prior to legal drinking age, so I don’t really remember if they have screwy laws (faulty memory says I think so). And then in Japan, they used to have alcohol vending machines, and you can buy alcohol pretty much anywhere. Here in Hawaii it’s sold in grocery stores, so I haven’t had much reason to think about other options.
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You read that right.
There’s a reason us ’Sconnies call Minnesota "The Nanny State
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Minnesota also banned all fireworks other than sparklers
Was one of the first to ban smoking in public place and was the first state to mandate the “fire-safe” cigarette. Minnesota has earned it’s “nanny” repuation
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So, let me get this straight
You use a political term (single-issue has no other context than politics) and I’m the one “parading spiders.” That’s no different than saying “not to be political” and saying something political
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I don't know of anything that more rapidly goes political than 'nanny state'.
Come on, don’t play stupid. You know better than that.
You mean other than the very discussion of blue laws?
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now boys.
let’s just all move to the other thread and leave this stuff here, shall we?
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middle child.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
California has spent the last 30 years trying to catch up.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 28, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
I come from Oregon
Land of the inability to pump your own gas. Though, whatever, free gas butlers? Cool with that.
same in New Jersey.
AND it’s a heck of a lot cheaper than PA or NY.
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Any other states do this besides Oregon and New Jersey do this?
by Mango Stasi on Jan 28, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
So do I. No matter where I go.
/PX’d
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I mean not everyone's going to be as lax as Wisconsin, but my goodness.
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The only supporters of the current laws are, of course, the liquor stores.
They love doing seven days of sales with six days of expenses.
Doesn't much matter since the only places that sell 3.2 beer are gas stations and grocery stores.
Our liquor laws are still fucking bullshit though..
by Mango Stasi on Jan 28, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
That's what I love about Wisconsin
“Liquor stores” in the truest sense of the term are relatively rare. Gas stations and grocery stores have full liquor selections
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I'd like to see that in every state.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
In Japan, that's called Happo-shu.
They brew it to get around the high taxes on beer.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
most likely although i don't have a specific date yet.
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
i meant for when i move to minnesota.
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by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
Well aged, like a fine Scotch.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
I now hate everyone.
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by Yail Bloor on Jan 28, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Actually, first one I remember was Montreal.
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Bruce Jenner?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Best summer of my life, first serious girlfriend
And I can remember exactly happened each night by what Olympic event it was.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Not entirely
A lot of shit happened that summer, most awesome.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, okay.
98 Nagano is kind of like that for me. IE and I were dating, and I had been back from Japan for a year, so watching it all was very nostalgic.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
Though the closing ceremony coincided with us splitting. Weird how that matched up.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
BTW, London Olympic goes from 1 o'clock in the morning to 2 o'clock in the afternoon for us
No live prime-time Olympic programming for us.
we should be used to this by now right?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Nah
We should get prime time events scheduled for between 3-5PM for us.
Oh right, you’re Pacific.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently the Carolina Panthers got a new logo
this double chin logo thing is hitting the south hard
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Can it be this?
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"unless we need someone to go undercover as a SHOPPING CART"
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Ambroz takes a puck into the side of his helmet, does get up and skates off.
That’s the second time I’ve ever seen a trainer come out onto the ice, and the first was last night.
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but this snow is so much easier to walk on
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
shake n bake in hockey
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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When Malkin was standing over him, I thought he was making sure he was okay.
The body is not meant to bend that way.
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yep, that did hurt just watching it
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He's a butterfly goalie
There are gymnasts that wish they were as flexible as him
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Johnathan Quick makes me optimistic for the future of Team USA's goaltending
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Howard's American too.
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Quick is better and and younger than Howard
He plays for LA though so he doesn’t get any attention. He leads the league in GAA and shutouts, and is right near the top in save percentage
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Goddamnit.
There’s gonna be a disaster in St. Cloud. Someone tell the more rotund fans that their ass-backwards shithole isn’t built with earthquake safety in mind.
Does Spezza have a black eye?
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Yes
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 28, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
And a fresh set of stitches above his right eye
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So the team full of Swedes dominated the skills comp
Shocking, I know
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They're playing Doctor Who music now
This is awesome.
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"... so when you go down do you think about what you gonna do, or just do it spontaneously ?"
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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planning is the key to success son
We can't have racoons in the Christmas thing, they'll hunt the kids for sport.
ya, especially in hockey
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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"If Evans wins he fights Jones in Atlanta"
Great prize, he gets to win an ass kicking.
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Anybody watched this Thor vs Loki miniseries that's on Netflix instant?
I’ve been on a Marvel comics kick lately but I don’t want to waste my time on it if it sucks
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Could be worse
You could have given up 6 goals to Fairbanks last night
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Lost 6-3. I have no idea how. USCHO doesn't have a recap of it
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Well, probably the same way St. Cloud is tied now.
LET’S HAVE A REAL THUG TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL THUG TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL THUG TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL THUG TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL THUG TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL THUG TIME LET’S HAVE A REAL THUG TIME
According to the box score, Summerhays allowed 4 goals on 11 shots before getting pulled
All told ND goalies allowed 6 goals on 23 shots
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
SPIDERY GROUPS OF PEOPLE!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Alcohol distributors?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Pepsi Co and Coca Cola?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 28, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
starbucks?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
I have spidery feelings about BYU!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Bulk wholesalers of food certainly don't
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 28, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
/prepares for apocalypse
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 28, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
I Nothing BYU!
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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Should I pull a textbook girl move and follow up gymnastics with the U.S. Figure Skating Championships?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
why is this a QUESTION
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Ugh. figure skaters.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 28, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Sure.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 28, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
i'm done making the majority of you feel old. have a nice night, everyone!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 28, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions
Have fun!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
can you make up for it by making us feel young?
We can't have racoons in the Christmas thing, they'll hunt the kids for sport.
OMG O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU ON TV
Is it weird that I was able to instantly identify it at the first sound of rocks getting chopped?
A Coen Brothers movie on ABC Family.
Now I’ve seen everything.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 28, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
Good God, people, there wasn't even any real sports on today.
Well. Knucklebrawling, I guess.
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
COLLEGE BASKETBALL GODDAMN IT
Seton Hall trailing ’Ville by four
by Bus Crasher on Jan 28, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
Past 1100?
ABANDON SHIP!!!!
ABANDON SHIP!!!!
ABANDON SHIP!!!!
ABANDON SHIP!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
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