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EDSBS SPECIAL PREVIEW: ZOOKNEUS

Just when you thought Signing Day couldn't get more exciting, CBS Sports Net took things to the next level by snagging Rick Neuheisel AND Ron Zook. That's 164 combined wins of experience, insight, and success. What must it be like to soak up all that buttery coaching knowledge? We were fortunate enough to be provided with a preview of these two grandmasters in action.

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Coming to you live from Room 307 of the Extended Stay America in Yorba Linda, this is ZookNeus! And now, the kings of championship analysis, Coaches Ron Zook and Rick Neuheisel!

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Hello, I'm coach Ron Zook.

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And I'm Rick Neuheisel.

(six minutes of loud breathing)

So do we just...like now? Talk to the sound thingy? Oh okay.
Today on ZookNeus, we're going to talk about Recruiting Day, which is NOT in my top five favorite days. No way does it beat National Pancake Day. Do you know how many visits you're allowed to take to an IHOP within the dead period? As many as you want!

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PANCAKES! What I like about pancakes are their integrity. Flat. Round. Not full of crevices and hiding places like waffles. Waffles, stop pretending and just go be an ice cube tray.

Ice cube trays are actually the first thing I look for at a recruit's house. Got one? Don't want you. Water? Takes time to freeze. Time we don't got. Bagged ice is hustlin' ice.

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Wait, you went to a recruit's house? I - I thought that was against the rules. Lane Kiffin told me that National High School Football Player Lottery Rule 3(b) only lets you call each recruit once, scream your name, and then hang up.

(four more minutes of loud breathing)

I don't think I want Lane to be my emergency contact anymore.

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CONTACT! Oh boy, just that word gets me fired up. Best part of recruiting season. Get all your prospects locked in a high school auditorium, make each one wrestle you. Don't have to pin me to get an offer, but you better show heart. Even the best singlet can't contain heart.

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Ron, I can't emphasize how important heart is in this process. All the organs are! Nobody makes it on my team without a thorough medical history. I want to know which of your parts are gonna sprain or break or tear. Injuries are gonna happen, and I welcome that as a coach. Without injuries, how will everyone on the team get a chance to play? Sure, we may recruit you as a long snapper, but I promise you, ol' Rick's gonna get you some reps at quarterback! I still keep x-ray film from every player I've ever had the privilege to coach.

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FILM! Don't watch it, myself. Can't trust it. How do you know if it's real? I wasn't there. Haven't watched film since 1997. Walked out of The Saint with my wife. Couldn't stop talking about cold fusion. Wanted it. Energy. Wife says it's just made up, not real. Hated that. Hated Elisabeth Shue. Misled me.

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Trust is such an important part of building a football team, Ron. Your players have to believe you'll be there for them no matter what, and that's why I try to get as many players as I can from local homeless shelters. That's how you build a locker room that sticks together. Mostly because that's where they all sleep. But you get the point!

Ok, we're about out of time, so let's wrap this up, Ron.

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WRAPS! That's what I want. Stuffed with chicken. Chicken and pork. Maybe some salsa. PICANTE.

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Don't worry, we're hitting Del Taco right after this, buddy. Ok - rapid fire, what's the number one thing you look for in the following positions. Defensive line!

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COMMITMENT! Don't gotta be to football. Just gotta be committed. Once offered a barbershop quartet I saw at the county fair. Sung their asses off. Harmony. Unity. Wide Receiver!

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Gotta have good hands, Ron. Trimmed nails, keep the cuticles neat. Quality lotion - none of that dollar store mess. Running back!

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TOUCHDOWNABILITY! Coach to the situation. Situation's this. Touchdowns are points. Every play can be a touchdown. Bubble screen? TOUCHDOWN. Pooch punt? TOUCHDOWN. Second bubble screen? THREE TOUCHDOWNS.

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Well, we're just gonna have to agree to disagree there, Ron. I coach by one creed: "It's the touchdowns you don't score that mean the most."

That's all the time we have today on ZookNeus. Thank you for joining us and, as always - WE'RE READY TO COACH FOR YOU, MIZZOU!

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I couldn't finish reading this

You had me at pancakes and that’s all I’m thinking about right now.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 27, 2012 1:50 PM EST reply actions  

It wasn't pancakes for me.


Elisabeth, you’ve never misled me – I don’t care what Coach Zook says.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 27, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Once again we agree.

If you hate Elisabeth Shue, then you hate life.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 27, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

You have great taste good sir

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 27, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamWaffles

Surface area, bitches.

by Grib on Jan 27, 2012 1:52 PM EST reply actions  

We have always been at war with Wafflevania.

Man the griddles! PANCAKES FOREVER!

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 27, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

#teamfrenchtoast

actually #teambreakfastfoodallday

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 27, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

French toast is a separate category, and can be superior to both

given the right kind of bread.

Waffles are the Danny DeVito to pancakes’ Ahnuld in those twins of batter.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 27, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

No, waffles are pancakes with CRUSTS.

No amount of syrup makes up for that.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 27, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

With crusts?

Perhaps you’re doing it wrong.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Jan 27, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Or doing it right.

/teamcrispywaffles

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 27, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Crepes and Perrier

/surrenders to Germany

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

WANT

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 27, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't like my food to smile at me.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 27, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Then eat it, quickly. 'Cause nutella & crepes are the shit.

I’m beginning to wonder if lhb98 and I were separated at birth.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 27, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

nutella and crepes have always been the shit

no one disagrees with that

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Jan 27, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I do.

I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 27, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the smile of death.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 27, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Flagged with SEC speed.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 27, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked the happy coffe from the other day better

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 27, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Evil coffee

Made only from the finest dark roast beans

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 27, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought there was no way you could make coffee better.

It appears I was mistaken.

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 27, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That is awesome!

Also, did I miss something, RE: New sig line, or did you just feel like changing it?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 27, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't even know what kind of things I would do for that.

But they’re assuredly illegal in most states.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 27, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Are these hard to come by?

They’re all over the place in Japan and here in Hawaii.

I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 27, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, well, no, I guess

I know of places to get all the things, just not all together and prepared FOR ME

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 27, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh. No, I mean having them prepared FOR you. Crepe stands all over both places.

I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 27, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

stands?

This is Jacksonville.
You’ll get robbed and shot.

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 27, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

It's been a long time, what can I say?

I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 27, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Mother!

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh. My. God.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 27, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

YES

I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 27, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

oh my...

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 27, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

From a place here in Waikiki.

We go there for dinner sometimes. If you go for breakfast, you have to wait in line for threeve hours behind the Japanese tourists.

I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 27, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I want.

I also want to go back to Hawaii for visiting again…

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 27, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I went there once as a kid

either that or my memories are being clouded by Man vs Food

by kizzak on Jan 27, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Man v. Food went to a different place than this.

Eggs N Things is the name of the place. Awesome. But not helping my signature line.

I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 27, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Not Breakfast

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'll get that bitch diabeetus.

Bitches love diabeetus.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 27, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey y'all!

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 27, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

yais

but not for breakfast, at least not if I have to do anything for a few hours

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Jan 27, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Um, KG....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 27, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

REBUTTAL

And yes, it deserves to be that large for detail.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 27, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

screw a rebuttal

give me one of each and allow me some time alone to eat

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Jan 27, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

That monstrosity probably took a year off of my life.

I don’t care; it was worth it.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 27, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

your heart is weaker, but your stomach is so very happy

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Jan 27, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

GIMME

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter

by wahoocrew on Jan 27, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

NTTAWWT

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 27, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Bananas, whipped cream, strawberries, apples(?), chocolate sauce, spoon

some gelatinous MECK spread all over.

I give up, whatcha’ call it?

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

"MECK" = vanilla ice cream.

There’s also a waffle hiding under there. I can’t find what they call it on their website. I call it DELICIOUS.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 27, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

If you eat all of it

do you get a free ticket to the Bill Callahan Hall of Fame?

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Measured and reasonable response.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 27, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

...

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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well

by CoastalCowbell on Jan 27, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 27, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Nebraska game is on my CFB Bucket List.

After Corso said they’re the best fans in the business.

CFB Bucketlist=whole Bucketlist.

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 3:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

We're a welcoming bunch.

I think a few members of the commentariat showed up at games this year in Lincoln, though I didn’t meet up with anyone.

Which reminds me, if anyone’s visiting this year, DRINKS SHALL BE HAD!

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 27, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Did I hear that Barry's is closing?

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 27, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Y'know, I believe I heard that as well.

And LJS backs me.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 27, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Um, guys?

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 27, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

WOULD.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 27, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

+5 weight

-10 Heart health

worth it

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Jan 27, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The Krispy Kreme breakfast sandwich in all it's glory

Your fat and sugar intake for the week in one convenient dose.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 27, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, that's real?

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 27, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep. Make it with Jimmy Dean sausage and you've got a real Southern delight.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 27, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

/Hardees begins frantically working up something worse for you

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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well

by CoastalCowbell on Jan 27, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

its called blupper.

breakfast lunch & supper sammich.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
GTHTSUN
I know can spel well

by CoastalCowbell on Jan 27, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Or plubber.

predigested blubber.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 27, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Use Jimmy Dean sausage.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 27, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

They've done it!

They’ve finally broke the 2,000 calorie breakfast barrier.

by Attie Hat on Jan 27, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

that might've broken the 3,000 calorie breakfast barrier

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 27, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

So much whipped cream...

Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish

by cmill126 on Jan 27, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

A wizard is neither late or early

He arrives precisely when he means to!

Sheriff Branford: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
Buford T. Justice: The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it!

by GonzoNole on Jan 28, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamBrinner

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 27, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

THIS!

Preparing and eating delicious breakfast foods are infinitely better when you don’t have to be anywhere later.

My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11

by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 27, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Outnumbered dawg

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Do want

hash brown potatoes: “scattered” (spread on the grill), “smothered” (with onions), “covered” (with cheese), “chunked” (with diced ham), “diced” (with diced tomatoes), “peppered” (with jalapeño peppers), “capped” (with mushrooms), “topped” (with chili) and “all the way” (with all available toppings). Recently, the option of “country” had been added for hashbrowns with sausage gravy on them.

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Capped?

Uh, no toadstools on my hashbrown! You know frogs wiz underneath toadstools.

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

ZOMG COUNTRY HASH BROWNS FTMFW

I miss the south.

Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.

by Big Jon on Jan 27, 2012 4:17 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Does anyone ever have a pancake and fried chicken joint?

No, then waffles win. Diversity always wins.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Jan 27, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Uh oh

/kneels before Waffles

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Pat Sajak and Vanna White - undercover Commetariat Comrades?

“Vanna and I would go across [the street] and have two, or three or six. And then come and do the last shows and have trouble recognizing the alphabet,” he admitted. “The average number of drinks was ‘cuatro.’”

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 1:56 PM EST reply actions  

Pat Sajak routinely had a flask with him AT the wheel.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 27, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

RESPECT

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll say it

If Pat was getting Vanna drunk that often and they never hooked up, then Pat’s clearly playing for the other team.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 27, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

North Myrtle Beach's finest

and don’t go all “Wendy Nix” on us. That’s nothing but Socastee.

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So true

They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.

by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 27, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Which one is Beavis and which one is Butt-Head?

I think Rick Neuheisel is the “smart” one out of the two….

by SKLM on Jan 27, 2012 1:58 PM EST reply actions  

I'm guessing Nueheisel is Beavis....

and just because it’s Friday, let’s Carnivale!

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 27, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Oh my

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 27, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Only if you show up on Friday afternoon and I'm not too busy....

and The Author allows it.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 27, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

life is so not fair.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 27, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Feel free to post a female friendly Friday bunda

just make sure to use a title so we can all close it quickly.

http://sportsandgrits.com/

by Mr. Sanchez on Jan 27, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I meant more that my ass doesn't look like that

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 27, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

How do they get their 5% body fat so well distributed?

“….sort of thin at both ends, with this enormous THING in the middle….”

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's a Brasillian secret....

I have no idea how they do it, but I do love the effect.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 27, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Works on athletes also

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

true dat....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 27, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I demand that male beach volleyball players wear similar uniforms.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 27, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean like these guys?

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 27, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

/nods

Although water polo players always come off as douchebags to me. They seem like the lacrosse players of aquatic sports.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 27, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Douchebags and watersports?

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 27, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey now, he's just a stoner.

There’s a difference.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 27, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck the hokey-pokey

THAT’S what it’s all about

They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.

by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 27, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

3(b)

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 1:58 PM EST reply actions  

salt the ashes

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Jan 27, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit

Now I need an excuse to go to my favorite breakfast place for lunch today to have pancakes and sausage.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 27, 2012 2:00 PM EST reply actions  

with chili

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know if that was really Zook.

He didn’t shower ONCE during that whole exchange. Nor was there a single reference to EXCITEMENT. Maybe he’s medicated. Admit it, there’s no way you’d ever know.

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by Ronnie D on Jan 27, 2012 2:01 PM EST reply actions  

Pam Ward is available

as a third wheel

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 2:04 PM EST reply actions  

/banned for mentioning her

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 27, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

/lowers head

//trolls on over to ESPN

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

/banned for mentioning her

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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by greekpadre on Jan 27, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, is this some unwritten rule?

Like in Sticky-ball, gotta hit the pitcher who threw chin music at your cleanup guy?

Pleads ignorance of the P#m W&@d rule.

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

something like that

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

This is a twitter
And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 27, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Understood

Grievously, we get her at least twice yearly.

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

That and him being fired from coaching a second time...

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 27, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

why would you wish that on anyone

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Jan 27, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Give it 3 years...

My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11

by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 27, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

/pounds desk

EXCELLENT

FILM! Don’t watch it, myself. Can’t trust it. How do you know if it’s real? I wasn’t there. Haven’t watched film since 1997. Walked out of The Saint with my wife. Couldn’t stop talking about cold fusion. Wanted it. Energy. Wife says it’s just made up, not real. Hated that. Hated Elisabeth Shue. Misled me.

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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 27, 2012 2:06 PM EST reply actions  

he had a phone you could email on.

it was the coolest thing evah!!!!

If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.

by AubEng on Jan 27, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Never forget
Get all your prospects locked in a high school auditorium, make each one wrestle you.

The Orgeron actually did something close to this, except it was one recruit and I think they were in a parking lot. Still.

by The Guys Get Shirts! on Jan 27, 2012 2:22 PM EST reply actions  

Would you?

Take the $14.600 + expenses settlement, or

Join one of the many class action suits against Carnival Cruises???

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 2:22 PM EST reply actions  

Settlement.

No lawyas taking most of the suit winnings.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 27, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Settlement

Italian court system is not fast

by ArmyTiger on Jan 27, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Always the smart play

unless you’re physically or financially injured…

My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11

by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 27, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Settlement fo sho.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 27, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

After reading the news this morning

The real question on my mind is “are we going to be able to tie the drinkers of donkey semen to any particular college football fanbase?”

by Synaesthesia on Jan 27, 2012 2:23 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe not donkey semen, sheep semen on the other hand...

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 27, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Dunkey?

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

The O Line at Illinois?

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 2:41 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

so that explains why Scheelhaase never had time to make decent throws...oh wait, nevermind

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by greekpadre on Jan 27, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

6-0 to 6-6

the entire team derped hard for a while there

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Jan 27, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Derp Hard?

Derp Hard With A Vengeance.

SJSU. Excellence In Mediocrity, Since 1857.

by SierraSpartan on Jan 27, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Look here.

I will not have the good name of “Die Hard” sullied by DERP.

You’re the wrong poster in the wrong thread at the wrong time.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 27, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

to be fair die hard 3 happened

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Jan 27, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

see die hard 4/5 were kind of like the latest duke nukem game

to little to late

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Jan 27, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know what you're talking about.

There are three Die Hards and four Rockys.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 27, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

if only

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Jan 27, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

But then we'd be missing out on Rocky VII: Adrian's Revenge!

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Jan 27, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Keep it up, you'll get

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Astigmatism?

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 27, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

5 was actually ok i my mind

I think it does a good job ending the series. Plus Kevin Smith as caricature of his own nerdiness was fun

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 27, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That was 4.

Which never happened.

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 27, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Why do I not remember a 5 at all?

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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 27, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think I've seen 5

I skipped seeing it in theatres. Guess I will add that to my netflix

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 27, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Was that the one with the helicopter scene?

"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip

by Go Big Rev on Jan 27, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That was 4. There was no five.

And I mean that as a factual statement, not some fanboy denial thing.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 27, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

4 also had Timothy Oliphant

so the fact that I liked 4 is…justified

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 27, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

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@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 27, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

There is no 5

Die Hard
Die Hard 2
Die Hard With a Vengeance
Live Free or Die Hard

Free at last!

by lhb98 on Jan 27, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what I thought.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 27, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, right

though “A good day to die hard”….http://www.limelife.com/blog-entry/Bruce-Willis-Signs-On-For-Die-Hard-5/137821.html

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 27, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Encore

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 27, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

so thats how he started at illinois

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.

by dudebrabroman on Jan 27, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Were they from Skokie?

Were they big fat guys, I mean like orca fat?

jc001's backup account. Me on Twitter

by Bry on Jan 27, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Rick Neuheisel, esq., carries around that big binder to look busy and important.

In reality, it contains blank paper for whenever he wants to draw unicorns.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 27, 2012 2:53 PM EST reply actions  

But he draws them so well.....

he’s even sent some in for evaluation by the Famous Artists School

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 27, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

In my mind, their names just fit together as

NeuZookical the Musical. The intensity of the Zook offset by the whimsy and beauty of the Golden State’s own. Each scene features a battle of contrasting styles even though both styles come to the same conclusion, failure. Watch as these colorful characters in their public battle for a second career and relevency and most assuredly, hilarity will ensue.

by Wes Tex on Jan 27, 2012 3:05 PM EST reply actions  

RIP Robert Hegyes

aka Juan Luis Pedro Felipo de Huevos Epstein.

by Salt on Jan 27, 2012 3:14 PM EST reply actions  

'a couple weeks ago'?

Shit, that was news on CNN last year around May I believe

Even the spidery ones were talking about it last year

by kizzak on Jan 27, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, we were talking about the Deep Web

and it came up as an example.

"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"

by DrewRusse on Jan 27, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah this

It was during a Dark Net discussion here.

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain

by Nick Petrilli on Jan 27, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

that's a strange URL

I’m also curious to know what type of books they’re selling. Probably stuff like the anarchist’s cookbook et al, but part of me wants to think it’s a first edition copy of Edmund Spencer’s Faerie Queene.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 27, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Darn, I was expecting ZookNeus to be an 80's style buddy-cop show

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 27, 2012 3:39 PM EST reply actions  

Coworker has been walking around office wearing a non-leather Harley-Davidson jacket all day.

He does not own a Harley.

However, he claims his Yamaha is essentially the same thing. Precisely how much should I discredit his opinions based on these facts?

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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 27, 2012 3:47 PM EST reply actions  

/paging Stempke

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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 27, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

please tell me it's a jean jacket

or pleather.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 27, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah, ski-jacket kind of material.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 27, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

The Golden Rule, T-Jax:

Treat him as you would a Blackhawks fan who gets defensive about being called a bandwagoner: With contempt and tire irons.

¡El Hipopótamo!

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 27, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

So, we did it half right at the Wings-Hawks game?

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 27, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

SKATE!

TOEWS! KANE!

/points out another green jersey

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Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 27, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I like this implies that all Blackhawks fans are bandwagoners.

Which is obviously true.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 27, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you know that Chicago only got a hockey team in 2009?

I know! It’s crazy!

"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 27, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

If they're not on tv, they don't exist.

/Bengals joke

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

Twitterz

by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 27, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

This is why Washington is much better than Chicago.

Washington got its team in 2007. /Capsfan’d

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 27, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

pure poser in all ways

HD is crazy overpriced and the main thing you are buying is the AARP card that comes with every one of their bikes.

If you don’t ride HD you shouldn’t wear their stuff.

/exception to the statement above is for union workers who ride

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 27, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

He actually said his rice rocket was equivalent to a Harley?

If true, discount all of his opinions as coming from a lying sack of shit.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 27, 2012 3:50 PM EST reply actions  

It's more like one of these

I’m sure that’s not the right model, but it’s not a sport bike.

@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!

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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 27, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not the same, man; it's just not the same.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 27, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

easy rider rec

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 27, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

illusions hate small campus purp

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 27, 2012 3:52 PM EST reply actions  

What kind of small campus purp?

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 27, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

see above

that, and last night’s trolling father of another ex, that I posted about last night

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 27, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The correct answer is loud, maniacal laughter

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 27, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions  

OT --

Customer Service lady: " I need you to change this spec to read fourteen and fourteen sixteenths on the print card."

Me: “…. fourteen sixteenths is seven eighths. It reads seven eighths on the spec now.”

csl: “I need you to change this to fourteen sixteenths.”

Me: “sigh.” /leaves

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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 27, 2012 3:58 PM EST reply actions  

change it to 0.875

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 27, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

it just loses its fun after a while.

our tolerances are +/- 1/16 & used to email changes in to them in increments 0.03125.

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by CoastalCowbell on Jan 27, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

fine,

364/416ths

...I can count my years in scars...

by Boozy McHound on Jan 27, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

There is a definite reason for that.....

Not everyone reading a tape measure understands the conversions, but everyone can count 14 of “those little black lines.”

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 27, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, i know.

but she isnt reading a tape! she is trying (unsuccessfully) to try and interpret specs from overseas instead of just giving them to me… i’ll get em all later & correct em.

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GTHTSUN
I know can spel well

by CoastalCowbell on Jan 27, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Way, way back when I was just a little kiddie doing the podunk quiz bowl circuit

I was dinged for answering a math question “pi over two.” The answer was, according to the reader, “pi divided by two.” (I think they later vindicated me by giving me the point)

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 27, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, after much debate

I think ALL THE STEAK is going to be reduced to “most of the steak” because we’re going to Rafferty’s, since there’s a 3-year-old here who has to be included in the calculations (damn not having a babysitter!)

Of course, there’s always Logan’s, if I really feel like half-assing it.

Twitter for even more of my crap.

by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 27, 2012 4:38 PM EST reply actions  


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