KIRK FERENTZ' ENCOUNTERS FROM THE END OF IOWA
"These images take you under the ice of the Ross Sea in Antarctica for the reason I wanted to go to this continent."
"The pictures were taken by a friend of mine. One of these expert divers."
"The best connection is a military plane out of New Zealand loaded with chained down parts of polar stations."
"Most of the passengers had tucked into their laptops and books. And many of them were sleeping."
"Who were the people I was going to meet in the Arctic at the end of the world?
What were their dreams?
We flew into the unknown. A seemingly endless void. I was surprised that I was even on this plane."
Through our eyes the universe is perceiving itself, and through our ears the universe is listening to its harmonies. We are the witness to which the universe becomes conscious of its glory, of its magnificence."
(H/T, our bro Adam Kramer.)
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It's an homage, sir.
Werner Herzog’s Encounters at the End of the World. An awesome film.
That sound you heard is your own heart breaking over loner penguins.
My malcontent for Iowa knows no bounds
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 26, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
The only place I hate more than Iowa
is Wisconsin.
Sometimes...this place makes me feel....

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 26, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
ohhhh honey, we don't hate YOU
just think of us hating iowa like as half as much as you hate hellbeast
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 26, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
WE LOVE HIS HATE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 26, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
WE LET THE HATE FLOW
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
LET ALL THE DREAMERS...
oh wait, you said hate
by ItsComplicated on Jan 26, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
YOU MAY SAY IM A HATER...
BUT IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 26, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
Bama disagrees
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
WE HAVE
ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH THE HELLBEAST!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 26, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
Today we are at war with Sash
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
ME ME PICK ME!!!!!!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I wouldn't touch Iowa with a 10 foot pole.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
To hate Iowa is to hate America

In the name of the Woody, the Bo, and the Mustache Ride. Amen.
by Pariahwulfen on Jan 26, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
STOP GIVING OUT CORN SUBSIDIES
we’re fat enough already…cheap candy, bread, and everything else be damned
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 26, 2012 4:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I get my corn the Tennessee way, from a jar.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Jan 26, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's how I get my apple pie.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
Red Meat Standing by
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
title

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 26, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
Redd Foxx, standing by....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 26, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Simply Red, standing by

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
liar

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Herky's plasticine glare is as desolate and void of emotion and lifre as the antarctic.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jan 26, 2012 4:35 PM EST reply actions
A humble suggestion for Fearless Leader...
Adding this image to your arsenal, as a companion for the “How Fucking Fascinating” tiger…

"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
by darthbubba on Jan 26, 2012 4:36 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
Glad to see the boards have slowed a bit from this week's frenetic pace
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 26, 2012 4:54 PM EST reply actions
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

My boss wants to buy my baby
by wreck17 on Jan 26, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
While cool, I have to admit I was rooting for him to go straight through the table.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Jan 26, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yeah
what’s interesting about pulling it off?
WE. WANT. FAIL.
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Indeed

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Cake for Ali and Chloe

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
bawwwwwwwwwwwww
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 26, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
...

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
To Stab Ponies - foreword by Craig James
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 26, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Shed, Lies and Videotape- Craig and Adam James
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
To Kill On Mockingbird - Craig James
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 26, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
The Inpenetrable Maginot Line- Dabo Swinney
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Murder on the Pony Express- Craig James
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
that's a good one
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
No City for Young Hookers - Craig James
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 26, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
All The Pretty Whores - Craig James
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 26, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There Will be Snud- Erik T.
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Time Must Have a Stop - Les Miles
(no modification necessary)
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 26, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
14 Angry Men- Derek Dooley
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
A Passage to Indiana - Kevin Wilson
by Mango Stasi on Jan 26, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Kyle Brotzman
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Choke - Bob Stoops
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 26, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
A Lighted Couch Fire in August -- West Virginia
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
can't believe this wasn't rec'd
As I Lay Dying – UGA
The Sound of Cowbells and the Fury – Dan Mullen
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by Yail Bloor on Jan 26, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Flabsalom, Flabsalom! -- Ed Mangino
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Mark I mean. Ed Mangano is the Nassau County executive and I always screw that up
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
Gone With the Wind - Todd Graham
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 26, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Break like the wind -- Brady Hoke
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The Tell-Tale Heart - M. Dantonio
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 26, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I also liked Mangino's The Great Fatsby
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 26, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
not to mention Tender Is The Beef
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 26, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
All Quiet in the Western Division -- TAMU
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
On Bended Knee - Mark Richt
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Half Baked- Mike Sherman
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Naked and The Dead - Craig James
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 26, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Unbearable Lightness of My Defensive Line -- Art Briles
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 26, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Unbearable Lightness of Being An Asshole - Nick Saban
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 26, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
A Tale of Ten Cities - Todd Graham
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 26, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
The Wealth of Newtons - Gene Chizik
by Mango Stasi on Jan 26, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
Great Expectations - Brian Kelly
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
A Brief History of Tide-Harvey Almorn Updyke, foreword by Brian Downing
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 26, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Hidden Reality -- Rutgers fans
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time - Tosh Lupoi
#WestCoastThing
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 26, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
The Power and the Glory -- Nick Saban
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 26, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
The Winter of our Discontent -- Gator Nation
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 26, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
Pat the Bunny - Fab Melo
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 26, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Proud to green it.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 26, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
The art of WHARGARBLE?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The Influence of Air Power Upon History
Alfred Thayer “Mike” Leach
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 26, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Thassa rec
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
I just totally exhausted my rec finger.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Me too. I recd every one of these suckers.
Ladies and Gents, it’s a pleasure and a priviledge to be in your company. This bookworm salutes you all. Best thread ever.
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 26, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
X

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
WHAT IF HE WERE A LITTLE CHUBBY TOO?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
X

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
How EDSBS and Bronies have managed to overlap
I will never know
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
I don't care much for Signing Day, but the email I just got from the athletics office piqued my interest a bit:
All students are invited to attend a free football National Signing Day Celebration at JPJ on Wednesday, Feb. 1. Doors open at 5:30 p.m. and the program begins at 6 p.m…..following raffle prizes will be given away to students: two $300 gift certificates, be a guest coach for a home game during the 2012 season, Chick-fil-A Bowl helmet signed by Coach London.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
FAKE PUNT AND FIELD GOAL EVERY TIME
EVEN ON FIRST DOWN
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
Install wishbone.
Throw nothing but play action posts to the tight end.
by Counter Trap on Jan 26, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
Defense is always field goal blocks.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
Totally worth it.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
Install the AirRaid system during a timeout
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
Only if I can install an air raid siren and blast it before every play.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
Imagine if OK installed the airraid and requisite siren
/BOOMER SOONER
/AirRaid SIREN
/BOOMER SOONER
/AirRaid SIREN
/BOOMER SOONER
/AirRaid SIREN
/BOOMER SOONER
/AirRaid SIREN
/BOOMER SOONER
/AirRaid SIREN
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
/student section sings Seven Nation Army
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
Will this fad ever die?
Because it almost made Michigan-ND unwatchable last year
by ItsComplicated on Jan 26, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure how much UVA's going to have to celebrate on Signing Day
But, if you win, and you have the opportunity to give a motivational halftime speech, make sure you say something like “WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK THIS IS, A FOOTBALL FUNHOUSE?” “Pockets full of spaghetti,” “the dog that refreshes,” and “Egg McMuffin” are all also acceptable.
by Synaesthesia on Jan 26, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
I'm indifferent to Iowa
Hate would mean have feelings towards Iowa.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 26, 2012 5:21 PM EST reply actions
Iowa is not yours to freely make your Purdue
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
Or Switzerland
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
Or the Neutral Planet
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
Tell my wife I said
Hello
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is it you she's looking for?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
Or Arrakis
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 26, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
bah
we never play Iowa, and there are almost no Big East-B1G or ACC-B1G bowls. No reason to have strong feelings regarding a school as bland as Iowa.
/blacks out 2006-2007 series
//especially 2006 game
///how many chances did we have from inside the 5 to tie that game, again?
Zours are the greatest invention in the history of humankind
That is all.
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
Other Werner Herzog movies as CFB teams
I’ll go first:
Auburn is “Every man for himself and the NCAA infractions committee against all”
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 26, 2012 5:24 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
My Son, My Son, What have you Done

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 26, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
Lethal Weapon, Encore
Gary Busey about to show up in a helicopter
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
My name is not important,

but you can call me Mr. Joshua.
Endo here has forgotten more about dispensing pain than you and I will ever know.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 26, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There are no heroes left in the world
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Riggs,[Picking up a young prostitute]
Young prostitute: What have you got in mind?
Martin Riggs: Well, I want you to come home and watch television with me.
Young prostitute: You serious?
Martin Riggs: Yeah. “The 3 Stooges” are on in 20 minutes.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 26, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WORLDWIDE RECORDER CONCERT IS ON!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
The ESPN comment section now has an edit button....
Your move SBNation…your move…
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
The ESPN comment seciton also has ESPN commenters.
Correlation = Causation
by Mango Stasi on Jan 26, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
But they don't need to edit their stupid, pointless, asinine opinions
Their misspellings and grammar problems just add to their character
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure they know they've misspelled anything or suffer from bad grammar
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 26, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
True....
But then again how hard is it to spell “your mom sucks”?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
ur mum sux?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 26, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...For someone outside of Oklahoma...
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
Too british sounding
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
i was going with fat finger typing
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 26, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
mum kills it
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
mim then?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 26, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
Sure they due!
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
But we do share one thing with them
the need to delete any records
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
All records were deleted, or sealed

Allegedy, Allegedly….
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 26, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
rec
for typo in comment about edit buttons
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I can't figure out why you were on an ESPN comment section anyway...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Cue ESPNitwits
posting shit then editing it to make the people who responded look bad in 5… 4… ONE HAHA
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I'm attempting my first foray into making beer brats
/ihavenoideawhati’mdoingdog.jpg
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
You'll do fine, it's hard to mess up
(this is coming from a GA boy Midwestern folk may disagree)
by ItsComplicated on Jan 26, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
how are you doing this?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 26, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
cover brats with 1/2 inch of beer in a pot, cover, low heat, turn often
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Add an onion
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
DOH!
Don’t have onions, but I am preparing saurkraut separately
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Don't sweat it
Brats will still be great!
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
if its in a pot, i dump in a whole beer and let them cook. you want to SOAK THEM
not just broil them
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 26, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
i would say if you had the onions (and peppers) you put those in some foil on stove and let simmer and you could put brats in that after real cooking.
this works for large cooking or multiple servings
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 26, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
How did Chloe get so knowledgeable about sausages?
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Jan 26, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
She likes to boil them before consumption
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 26, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
The same way you get to Carnegie Hall
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 26, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The train to Penn Station
and then a taxi?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 26, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
well this one time...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 26, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
I do them 'til they're mostly done
Finish on the grill
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
if you have that option.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 26, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
Point taken
/has to shovel off grill
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Oooooo
All the grill marks!
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
Wait are we cooking some Fritos?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
Don't pour all of it in at one time, let your stomach prepare.

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 26, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No comments on my story...
WHY IS MY ARTICLE SO BAD/NO ONE LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Because
What is a totenheim and what is a hotspur?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
HMS Hotspur
was one of Horatio Hornblower’s frigates.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 26, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
what article?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
what article?
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 27, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
Paging gth863x. gth863x to the white courtesy phone
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 26, 2012 5:55 PM EST reply actions
that is so horribly cheesy...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
There's a naked gay man in the lobby
and he wants his clothes back.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 26, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Pajama jeans?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
for dudes!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 26, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
That would be an admirable concept
if the execution yielded something that didn’t look like pure ass.
Anybody seen this yet
http://alterendeavors.com/2012/01/05/most-recent-google-bomb/
It made me smile, so I thought I would share
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You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 26, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
F@*k Hope

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 26, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
I just love the renewed comments: the guy's saying he doesn't care about football, CJ or the dread Pirate Leach
and yet that’s the whole reason why this term came out in the first place! James actually takes himself as a serious candidate!
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Is this where we are now?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
I believe so
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
This is my new favorite gummy gif

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 6:01 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
If we're going with these, you have to use the one most likely to be here, right?

My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 26, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Gummy is a loser
CONSTANTLY ON THIS BOARD WITH NO LIFE!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
I hear he only spends 30 minutes a day
and most of that time is trolling.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Am I the only one who thinks that guy is actually Spencer
Getting bored and trolling us?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
Or Holly?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 26, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
Never really seen her interacting with people much
so I assume she isn’t prone to it
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
My God. It's full of
ethanol and Cubs fans.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 26, 2012 6:01 PM EST reply actions
where? I got to rub some 1984 trolling on them
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
One smells horrible and is a colossal waste of resources to keep going
the other is ethanol.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 26, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
BAHAAHAHHAHAHA
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
What is?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
Is "Leather" on next?
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 26, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
damn and i forgot to set the DVR
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 26, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
/T-Rex eats leather harness
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I thought T-rex
was synonymous with spiders???
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
#teamcyanide
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
Still no Fab Melo news...

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 6:21 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Meanwhile, ND monopolized fast break points against Seton Hall last night.
They scored all 2 of them.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
99% of the tewams score 1% of the points
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
Which reminds me
I have tickets to the BC-UVA game tonight
Of course I’m going
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
...

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well,
It looks like Peyton will be out of Indy
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
God I love Real Time WWII twitter
Finnish joke: "Russian soldier enters Heaven. St. Peter: ‘So you’re dead…’ Russian: ‘Oh no- Soviet sources say I’m advancing on the Finns.’
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Three guys are in the Lubyanka, and they're trying to figure out why they are there.
The first says, “I spoke out in favor of Karl Radek.”
The second, astonished, says, “Why, I am here because I spoke out against Karl Radek!”
Chuckling, the last man says, “That’s funny. I am Karl Radek.”
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
Plz to have Twitter name?
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
X
https://twitter.com/#!/RealTimeWWII
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
Brat status?
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
/LillianHellman requests declaration of war against Finland
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
...

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The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 6:38 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Negative waves man.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions
?

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
"So this is a woodcut depiction of the traditional philadelphia sushi roll
invented on Hokkaido in 1742.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
"Kano Hideyori was painted this in 1568, while he was heading the Kano studio in Kyoto while the head of the family
was commissioned to paint for the Tokugawa in Edo. Actually, it wasn’t Edo, but the castle at Azuchi, where the Tokugawa were in power at this time."
1. Azuchi Castle was Oda Nobunaga’s castle, built in 1578, so if the head of the Kano school was there in 1568 to paint the insides, he had to wait a while.
2. The Tokugawa took power in 1600 at the earliest (winning battle of Sekighara), and officially in 1603 (being named Shogun). They were not in charge of much of anything in 1568, other than being Oda Nobunaga’s little bitch.
I WOULD GET THIS BEING JUST A SLIP OF THE TONGUE IF YOU WERE, SAY, A CHINESE FOCUSED ART HISTORIAN WHO WAS COVERING THE JAPANESE ART CLASS BECAUSE HEY, IT’S ASIA, THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE, RIGHT? BUT NO, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE AN EXPERT ON JAPANESE ART HISTORY. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW WHEN THE GOD DAMNED EDO PERIOD STARTED.
(breathe)
OH AND ANOTHER THING DON’T TELL ME THAT I SHOULD REALLY COME TO CLASS EARLIER, JUST BECAUSE I’M SIGNING THE SIGN-IN SHEET AT THE END OF CLASS. I WAS IN THE CLASSROOM BEFORE YOU WERE, YOU ASS. NOT MY FAULT THE OTHER IDIOTS IN THE CLASS DIDN’T CIRCULATE IT. MAYBE THE FACT THAT HALF THE DAMN CLASS WAS UP THERE SIGNING AT THE SAME TIME SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR ROSTER DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM BEING FLAWED.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
(breathe breathe)
AND YOU, CURRY STAND ON CAMPUS. YOU GET POINTS FOR MAKING SOME DARN GOOD PORK CURRY WITH ROTI BREAD. YOU GET THOSE POINTS TAKEN AWAY FOR LEAKY STYROFOAM THAT PUTS MORE CURRY ON MY SHORTS THAN INSIDE MY STOMACH.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Rec'cing for ALL THE RAEG!
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
ahhhhh
Hawaiian efficiency
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
What are "two words never said together", Alex?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
Yesssssss.....
late the HATE flow……
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
That's some high quality Hate2O
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 26, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
I'm starting to think maybe it's time for me to go back to the Army.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
Well, either way I'm abandoning them.
If I go, I have constructive outlets for my rage. If I stay, I’m eventually going to snap and kill someone.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
Constructive = blowing things to smithereens
also: Operation Paul Bunyan. Please tell me that was a real thing, and not a joke foisted on me by wikipedia.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Oh
It’s real as fuck buddy.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
You're talking about the ax murder in the DMZ in 1968?
Yes, it’s real. And the camp there is named Bonifas in his honor.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
Somehow, this makes me happier
though I wonder how much the State Dept/President knew was going on that day.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
The pictures I've seen were....not pleasant.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
What the North Koreans did to poor CPT Bonifas, when they attacked him and took the ax.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
It's not a happy ending.
Keep in mind, this was going on at the same rough time as all the Pueblo stuff.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
Should we ship you a flask or sports cup filled with adult beverage?
Something that you can take to class with you?
Maybe a bottle of Kraken?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 26, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
OH, LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING, PROFESSOR
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I'm sure it would entertain you all.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
Tank drag race in class
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
Chair race in class
Can’t find a picture from Soap where Burt is chasing another character and they are both in chairs.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 26, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
webcam?
liveblog notes?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I'm really, really trying to convince myself I just need to be quiet and take the easy grades, and only pull out the RAEG
if something goes wrong on a test or something.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
Take the grade and use the teacher evaluation properly.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 26, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
We're so close to Kelly becoming like this

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
That looks like Jessica Rabbit.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
You alright?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions
doesn't look like it
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Oh, I'm fine.
We got another 20 minutes of discussion about my instructors kidney stones in our Japanese class today. By the end of the semester, I’ll be a licensed urologist.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
!!!

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 26, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hi everybody
Happy Archer day
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
by Irishjugg on Jan 26, 2012 6:41 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
YAIS
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 26, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
Stuck in transactional lawyering for THREE MORE FUCKING HOURS
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
Just got home from Vegas
Sitting on my couch, I am sorry for your situation
Be strong!
He who rides a tiger cannot dismount
It's not that bad but the class is extended because a class in a couple weeks is canceled.
Still usually three hours, but four total for one class is a bit much.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
Stuck actually lawyering for THREVE MORE FUCKING HOURS
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
But while you at least get paid, I am going further in debt as we speak.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
Someone forget to ask for an Archer continuance?
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 26, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
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Started reading How to Archer today
It’s stupid funny, well worth the 10bucks.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 26, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
Question for the Commentariat: Need advice/input
1. Buying/building my new ThinkPad. Is it worth it to upgrade from the i3-2350m (2.3ghz) processor to the i5-2520m (2.4ghz) processor for $45? I don’t know much about the intel I series so I could use the advice.
2. Looking into buying a 3d printer. I had thought they were cheaper than they evidently are. But I am curious; anyone have any opinions on them/used one and want to provide insights?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
My 2¢
1. Purchase the fastest processor you can get. Use Crucial or similar vendor to max out your memory after purchase. Buy back up hard drive of the same size or install the biggest hard drive you can find for the computer and buy a spare for backups.
2. I’ve been looking at building one, which is significantly cheaper. Probably the biggest thing is to make sure that you have the software to run it and that you have a ready source of the material it uses for printing. Some of the material for the 3D printers can be rather costly.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 26, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
Since mobile part numbers are even more confusing than desktop ones these days
wrt #1 – either the part number for the i5 is wrong or the specs you gave are (intel.com says that’s a 2.5 GHz part). if your likely to usually keep your laptop plugged in, I’d go for the i5, which can turbo up to 3 GHz when power and cooling say it’s okay and demand requires it (mobile i3s don’t have Turbo Boost).
yep
I just double checked. I typed down the wrong part number. Should have been i5-2430m which is 2.4ghz.
the baseline is the i3-2350, So you think it’s worth the 45 dollars to bump up to the 2.4?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
(checks Intel.com for the i5-2430m) With the same caveats, yes
If it’s going to be mostly plugged in, and running anything demanding, go for it. If it’s mostly going to be running on batteries, or you’re just not doing anything taxing, the difference between the two probably won’t be noticeable most of the time. And Sandy Bridge chip (iX-2xxx) is going to be pretty fast.
I got scared for a moment
when I saw “sandy bridge”. Mistook it for “Sandforce” which is the reason my last laptop is dead.
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
you don't know Intel CPUs by code names?
-10 nerd points
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I’M BATMAN
Game is wicked stupid fun so far.
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Michael Keaton?
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I see you ignored my advice
THAT’S COOL
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
MY GAMING CHOICES
THEY ARE ALL ABOUT NICK
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AS THEY SHOULD BE
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
I don't recall you offering to pwn SR3 with me or anything.
Anyway, does anyone have any input on whether it’s true that the real key to combat in B:AC is to be slow and precise rather than twitchy and paranoid?
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Oh totally
It’s way fucking harder to be twitchy and shit, they force you to be methodical, especially as the game progresses. Not to mention how much harder the predator sections are.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
Good, good.
I haven’t had any actual trouble with hand-to-hand yet, but I heard this and honestly taking your time in hand-to-hand with a bunch of goons is a difficult paradigm to adjust to.
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Trust me
IT GETS HARDER.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
I'm paused out right now tracking down the doctor
I have to get used to the RB OMG RB OMG RB thing.
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by Rapeablyfresh on Jan 26, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
I have to go to the game now
See you folks later
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That's the one in Patriots gear, right?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
HIS PINK PAHTS CAP IS PINKAH THAN YOUAH PINK HAT
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yes.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
I was semi-pissedd last weekend
I ordered Shrimp Fried Rice, but the lady taking my order did not understand me very well, so I got chicken fried rice. Which is well and good, but it’s not Shrimp Fried Rice, which is the best of all fried rice. But I still ate it. Womp Womp.
I hate that.
It’s not such a big deal that you want to make a big deal and complain about it, but enough of a big deal that it bothers you and you don’t enjoy it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
it's ok
don’t see why people get excited about it though
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Clearly you and Nick are subhumans and should be denied the right to vote.
/kind of agrees that PFR is okay, but nothing worth getting excited about.
//but disagreeing loudly about food is what this place is all about, right?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
/150 post subthread about how K.C. BBQ is the best BBQ
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/kalua pork is the best pork
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
//followed by 150 post subthread discussing whether the sky is blue
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I feel like you and my step father would get along
Besides the whole he’s a Jayhawk thing.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
/invalid question in South Bend from November to March
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You spelled "September' and "May" wrong.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
//Forgot a trollface.
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No flied lice
NO.
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
So with nothing on the schedule for the evening, I have decided upon Jack Daniel's and Stargate SG-1.
Always fun to watch a jaunt through the old orifice.
Also, this way I won’t think about all the ways I might screw up on a date tomorrow.
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by BrotherFlounder on Jan 26, 2012 7:29 PM EST reply actions
Dude
Chopped marathon is on.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
This would require me to get up and move to the TV.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 26, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
You should really join the 1990's and get a TV with a remote control
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
Or the 2010s and a thin TV that actually fits in my bedroom.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 26, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
Or the 2030s and images beamed directly to your optic nerve by Skynet.
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What if it's the 1930s and my optic nerve is fried from bathtub gin?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
That's why there's still only radio in the 1930s.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 26, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
TV was invented before the 1930s.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, but it wasn't big until after WWII. At the very least, there were no networks until DuMont in 1946.
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by BrotherFlounder on Jan 26, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
Hurm, apparently NBC had broadcasts before that. It wasn't until 1939 though.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 26, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
It's not TV, it's the Red Pill, oh wait, it's the Blue Pill, or is it the Red Pill?

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 26, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Psssshhhh
We haven’t done that yet. We bought our TV in Tokyo in 2004, and it weighs more than our car. I think this next year we’ll be getting a new one.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
/saxattack tries to use remote
//fails
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We even made you a handy translation guide and everything.
Seriously, every time we come home and the babysitter has been there, the channels are all screwed up.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Mine is pretty much the same, but I have no piece of bedroom furniture which won't tip over with the TV on top.
Except my desk, of course, but I’m using that for monitors ‘n stuff. And there’s absolutely no room for the TV stand in here. But that’s what happens when you move into an apartment for only a few months and others have been there for 5 years.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 26, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently in tonight's episode, Cyril is promoted to field agent since Ray is a paraplegic
YES!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 7:33 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
10 EST
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
Forget to tell the Chinese guys to make my General Tso's extra crispy
Furk
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Is still good food yes?
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by BrotherFlounder on Jan 26, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
They still made it pretty crispy
They continue to receive my patronage.
AND HOLY SHIT DUDE’S GOING OFF ON CHOPPED JUDGES, GOD DAMN
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
Man, I wish I had a pet, particularly a dog

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Baaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww, Tricolors are my FAVORITE
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
/France surrenders
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
/writes national anthem about the corpses of Germans.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
/Crafts new plans of an unpenetrable defense line across the German border
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
/forgets that planes exist.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
/Gives Poland extra horses
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Obvious hive is obvious.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
/forgets that Belgium exists
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Can't believe you said that crass of a word.
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Hitchhikers rec
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/that's fine, we're still such a large country, and the British are here!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
/Retreats from Dunkirk
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Joe Schad reports a cigar chomping aristocrat has gained control of the British government
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Joe Schad reports I am Henry the Eighth, I am
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Joe Schad reports your future wife has just been betrothed to her first husband.
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Joe Schad reports Austrian painter is bitter about WWI experiences, death of mother under Jewish doctor's care.
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Comrade Stalin sympathizes
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Joe Schad reports that Czar Nicholas II is on the hot seat
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Joe Shad reports the birth of Aleksandr Nevskij
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Joe Schad reports people upset with Ivan I's reign, describe him as "not great"
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Better than Ivan IV
[/yes I know Grozny doesn’t mean terrible as in bad]
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
His son might disagree:

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Point taken.
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Joe Schad reports that Germans left bitter from Treaty of Versailles
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Joe Schad reports Catholics left better after the Treaty of Westphalia
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This thread just went HAM.
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Joe Schad reports that EDSBS thread just went HAM.
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HAM?
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
News of the Peace of Augsburg breaking.
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Joe Schad reports an Arab army invading France through Poitier's.
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Joe Schad reports invasion of Spain by the Moops.
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Joe Schad reports on El Cid something something
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France hires The Charles to repel invasion.
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/French army led by general with eyepatch and two bad knees
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
/FRANCE HITS UNDO...FRANCE HITS UNDO
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Joe Schad reports how new fad religion called Christianity no longer illegal, likely to not be popular anymore
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
"I was following Jesus when he was a carpenter"
-Religion hipster’d
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I really like his early work, like when he played that wedding at Cannae
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
His guitar playing was never quite the same
after his injury at the Golgotha show.
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Oh, I don't know. I think he nailed it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Well, in ri: he performance, I thought his real ascendancy wasnt for another 43 days
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But then he disappeared for a while, and the band was kind of leaderless.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
And the band kinda broke up
Thomas went out to learn the sitar, IIRC
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I blame Yoko.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
I blame the lead singer of Judas Priest
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They got too busy on tour in Corinth, Thessalonica, Antioch, Malta, and Rome...
PAAAWWWWWWLLL
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"I was following Buddha when he was a grass hopper"
-Religion hipster’d
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I post a picture of dog
/somehow shifts to france
/shifts to WW1
/shifts to Joe Schad jokes.
this place…wow
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
MEME JUMPING NASHUNAL CHAMPEENS, PAAWWLLL
/there, added Finebaum to the list.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
I actually want a Terrier
Either Scottie, Boston, or Irish. Irish might be a bit big or the urban lifestyle it’d have to deal with. Actually I ant to rescue a dog from a pound but I would have to rescue something that wasn’t likely to get too terribly big, so it’d probably be part terrier.

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OH MY LORD IT'S GENJI
IE MAKE HIM STOP I MISS GENJI
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
There there, it's ok!
(We had a mix terrier that we adopted. HE WAS AWESOME!)
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
That seriously looks like him. It's eerie.
This is really making me want a dog. Which is bad, really really bad, because we need to wait at least 2 years for that.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
My appologies
2 years? Seems reasonable
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
then we get to yell at the kids to take it for a walk and feed it!
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And we might be in a location where I'm not traveling every other week.
Maybe.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
And personally..
after the loss of a family dog, you really need a solid period of time break.
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
Wasn't a passing away.
It was an “us moving away to a place we can’t take the dogs.”
Which in a way is nice, because in my mind he’ll be alive forever.
Our other dog, who we sadly had to split from this one, has followed us from Japan to Hawaii, funnily enough.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
followed you?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
The people who own her now (who are coincidentally the parents of our babysitter)
moved to Hawaii a few months after we did. Our date nights drastically increased after that!
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Trying to figure out a way to get her to go to LA Tech.
/she’s a senior and planning to go to Idaho
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This is much more succinct than my explanation. Sigh.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
You're a grad student.
They’re training the succinct straight out of you.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 26, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
We moved from the base area in Japan to the middle of rural Japan way away from US facilities.
And Japanese rental agreements and vet services don’t make it easy to have dogs when you’re not near a base. So we found new homes for our dogs, unfortunately having to split them up. One of them, our mini-dachs, we gave to a family that lived on base. 2 years later we moved back, and their daughter was our baby sitter. We’d see our dog from time to time out for walks. We moved to Hawaii last January, and the family moved here to Hawaii in March or something. The dog came with. The daughter still watches our kids.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
We had to find him a new home, actually, prior to one of our moves.
And it’s been about 4 1/2 years at this point. I’d love a well-trained dog, but we don’t have time to raise one right at the moment.
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Yes, I really want a mini golden retriever
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How'd you breed that rottweiler so tiny?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
Indeed

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Indeed, says my dog's dad:

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by allicolls on Jan 26, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
ooooh, I thought it was bad for their backs to jump? we had a minidachs and the vet said to keep all jumping to
a minimum?
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YOU: Got your email. ありがとう!明日ワレン・サップとPARTYしよう!!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
You're parting with Warren Sapp?
Thank you! Warensappu tomorrow and try to PARTY! !
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
not bad....it's "Tomorrow, LET'S party with Warren Sapp"
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...
We might be. Benefits of having the Pro Bowl in your town.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
The Pro Bowl is in Yamato?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
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We’re in Honolulu.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
Ah my mistake
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
We did live in Yamato, Japan, for about 2 years.
But that was the middle section of our 7 years in Japan.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Is the character for 'absinthe' hidden in there?
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IT IS KNOWN
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I see Wilford and Brimley. Can't make out the last one
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
I've heard that too.
But ours defies the laws of physics on a daily basis by jumping onto and off of furniture, and she’s still going strong at 9. I don’t think the one in the picture ever developed problems either.
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Both breeds are fairly high risk for disc problems.
Well, actually dachshunds are #1 for disc problems. But if an injury is going to happen, you probably won’t prevent it by stopping all jumping.
Why is that mop jumping a pole?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
It's a flying mop!
Seriously, this just made me burst out laughing.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Each Dreadlock is a finely tuned control surface
this is the most maneuverable air-dog in existence
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
It looks like Clem hovering in mid-air.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
WHOOPI GOLDBERG'S HAIR HAS BECOME SENTIENT!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
ODELAY
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
Odelay is a Komondor.
Both Hungarian breeds, though. They like some dreads on their dogs for whatever reason. Pulis are a bit bigger than a Cocker Spaniel, but Komondors are huge.
Komondors were bred to defend sheep from wolves.
The white dreads basically allowed them to mix in with the sheep, and then fuck up any wolves that came around
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Broom mop same thing
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
It's in the Becktionary.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
No no,
the rhyming Bectionary
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
D'aww! Damnit, I want a dog.
But considering that I’ve got odd hours and have no idea where I’m gonna be living after graduation, it’s not fair to a dog right now.
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by BrotherFlounder on Jan 26, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
I mean, if push came to shove and I went back to KY I could bring he dog with me. But my family has two medium-big dogs already who tend to cause their own chaos. Would be a bit rude of me to drop another one into the mix.
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
If only I were home.
Yuzu is good stuff. I prefer flying ANA to JAL, but darned if JAL didn’t make it hard, with their yuzu juice on the refreshment cart.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
THIS might be the tree in our yard!!!!
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Ooh maybe.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Do you have a picture of it?
Calamansi are about an inch in diameter, they’re about the same color as limes on the outside when they start, they ripen up to an slightly yellowish orange, and the inside is orangish.
hmmm, the fruit is a bit bigger than that, actually, maybe 2-3in round. They turn orange as they ripen, have
really thick peels, and are SUPER SOUR.
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Hmm
I don’t think that’s it then. Calamansi aren’t that big. And when they’re ripe they’re maybe a bit sweeter than a lime, definitely not as sour as a lemon. And they have fairly thin peels.
I got nothing. Nobody around you knows what it’s called?
well, maybe, except all the neighbors are behind 10ft tall privacy fences
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What? You mean it's not all "aloha neighbor"
as you enjoy tropical breezes wafting through grass huts while you head down to check your nets?
I was expecting the actual end of Iowa.
I am disappointed to find that it is still there.
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wonder if they will follow this

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 26, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
SUPPLANTED

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Let me break out my magnifying glass
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
Geeze I was trying to do this right and not break the tables man.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
You could just use height tags
So I could open it in another window at full size
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
Advanced move.
How does that work?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
OOOH OOH OOOOOOH!
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OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
isn't it height=300000000000000?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 26, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Let's try this then...

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YES
There we go.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Well, ferk
Just realized there’s a Railroad Earth show tonight that I would’ve loved to have gone to, had I known about it.
#minorraeg
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Well commetariat, It's time to follow KG's lead in ALL THE RAEG as it is my turn to suffer through teaching O-Chem lab
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'what happens if I mix these two chemicals?'
/mixes chemicals
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 26, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
no my favorite is when they turn THE GAS ON FULL BLAST BEFORE THEY LIGHT THE BUNSUN BURNER
“Yes, my face is scorched off, can I leave lab now?”
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HI, I know I'm not in your class at all, or have any connection whatsoever, but you don't mind if I sit in on this do you???
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So, we were just talking about the 4 schools with a Super Bowl winning QB and a US President.
And today it shows up as a Sporcle quiz. Freaky.
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Antarctica.... It's a harsh continent.

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Is that the elementary school
from Fallout 3?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 26, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Barracks at McMurdo Station....
and my shadow.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 26, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Very impressive
You inspire me to be more adventurous.
Oh yeah....
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
SUBMIT TO TEMPTATION

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
INDIANA CUISINE
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YOU GET CHEESE WITH YOUR CHEESE ON TOP OF CHEESE
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by greekpadre on Jan 26, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Personally, I'm a bit surprised they didn't test this in Hawaii.
Must not have made a deal with SPAM
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Doug Marrone is the longest tenured coach at Syracuse now
What the hell?
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Not for long.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
At least until next season, anyway
Then it should be Peterson, assuming he’s still in Boise. And we should be ACC then, though the commish seems intent on keeping us around through 2013-2014 for no good reason.
It should be yes
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Oh hey, Greg Schiano is a huge bastard!
Is he in the Petrino Pantheon yet?
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by saxattack29 on Jan 26, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I know as a future member of the bar I shouldn't approve of this, but....

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Oooh goody.
I can’t wait to move to Augusta.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder if it was more than one slip.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 26, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
The facebook post I pulled this from
Sadly, had one response that was “WOW, I bet he sues Best Buy for high curbs, I bet the ACLU gets involved $$$$”
ONE SENTENCE YET SO MANY FAILS IT IS A MASTERPIECE
Sposed to be SEC
Especially since it never actually happened
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Well, sir, he kept trying to get back up on the sidewalk....
But he kept falling off.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 26, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
"Fell off the curb."
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
SEEMS LEGIT
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
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by SpartanGator on Jan 26, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
WHY THIS ISN'T A REALLY SHITTY SCHEDULE WHICH IS MAKING ME RAGE AT ALL.
Sept. 1 – APPALACHIAN STATE
Sept. 8 – at South Carolina
Sept. 15 – *at Southern Miss
Sept. 22 – at North Carolina
Sept. 29 – *UTEP
Oct. 6 – *at UCF
Oct. 13 – *MEMPHIS
Oct. 20 – *at UAB
Oct. 27 – NAVY
Nov. 3 – *HOUSTON
Nov. 17 – *at Tulane
Nov. 24 – *MARSHALL
1-3 at best 2-2 before we start to face THE. C-USA. MURDERS. ROW.

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3 Road games in a row....LOL
#NonBCSProblems
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Not in the nonconference schedule though
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
So. Miss is a conference game.
And they always play us hard and we hardly beat them at home.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 26, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen 3 road games in a row in BCS conference scheduling.
South Carolina has that happen unfortunately often in October.
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by BrotherFlounder on Jan 26, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Is Sept. 8 another game at Bank of America Stadium?
Or is it at Williams-Brice?
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 26, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Its in Wichita.
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
Time to boost the economy!
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 26, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The local Starbucks should be thriving with Peter King's visit
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Wait until he checks out the microbrewery that serves Blue Moon. ON TAP
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
In Columbia, I will try to atend.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 26, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
If I end up in Atlanta, like I'm hoping, I'll probably be there for that one.
No chance I’d make our opener against Vandy.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 26, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
I aint going nowhere anytime soon.
But yes, stockpile the monies this summer to make the trip.
Its about a 3 hour trip from where Im at.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 26, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
And we could meet SMU in the championship game!
MARVELOUS!
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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 26, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
Watch out for that season opener against Appalachian State.
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We beat them back in '09 even though they gave us a good run but came up short minus Armanti Edwards.
I aint skeered of them like I was then.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 26, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Is he still in the league?
I remember he got drafted. He should totally be able to do the Josh Cribbs thing (although maybe that’s not as big of a deal because NO MOAR KO RETURNS EVAR)
Returning punts in Carolina.
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Ah, a fate worse than death.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 26, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
Shift + A
How you doing everybody?
I’m watching the NHL All Star Draft. My wife is literally swooning over Kris Letang. I don’t know what to think about that.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
He's kinda pretty, but not worth swooning over.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 26, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
I think it's the hair plus the ridiculously expensive suit.
He’s got that European playboy look going on
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Seriously though, you can tell he's French Canadian vs regular Canadian
I think he paid more for that suit than everyone else on that stage combined
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
ooooohhhh, FRENCH Canadian. You might as well just French
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lol
Please.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Cut him into strips you mean?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Freudian slip? Anything we need to talk about, hmm?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think she wants to talk.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 26, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
You're not helping her.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
She misses you.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 26, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Whatever. Please. He's FRENCH CANADIAN.
not my cup of tea.
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
I think he'd be hot if he cut his hair.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I agree.
As of now, he’s merely attractive.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 26, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
I forgot about this, watching now
FUCKING FRENCH
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
/googles kris letang
Long Haired Hippie!
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
He's got a ratty beard in some of those Google pictures
I feel better now
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
yeah, I wasn't impressed. YOU ARE SAFE. JUST USE THE SWOONING TO YOUR ADVANTAGE LATER!
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
Did you say something about a Pittsburgh Penguin with a ratty beard?

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
In lolz news: UNC just stole a big QB recruit from NC State which means the QB recruit UNC stole from ECU will probably never see the field.
Karma is kinda a bitch.
I like to fish. I run the option. Crazy. Southeastern college football enthusiast. Heavy metal and Johnny Cash aficionado.
"But kind and gentle."
Howdy! How's it going?
I’m drinking Jack and all is well.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 26, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Don't care still awesome.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
PAWWWLL THEM CANADIANS CAINT EVEN SPELL RIGHT
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 26, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
CANADIENS PAWWWWLLLL SILLY CANUCKS
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
They've literally been doing that every time Lupul makes a pick
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
AS THEY SHOULD
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
I have no idea what the two Korean people at the next table are talking about.
But it’s rather jarring to hear a long string of Korean and then randomly the word “GANGSTER” in a perfect American accent, followed by more Korean.
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Hearing random English words (usually brands or names) spoken clearly in a string of a foreign language is always interesting
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 26, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not often around languages where I don't understand any of it.
But it’s been long enough since I’ve been around Korean that I’m not following it at all. It was amusing.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
I never forget.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Odds are I don't want to see the person who made that remark
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 26, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
I should add in that that was a joke post.
I don’t use jelly.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, did you post that one time?
Also, not to be a pedant, but I vaguely remember having to use the perfective for commands not to forget something (since it’s inadvertent)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 26, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
Post what one time?
And yeah wasn’t paying attention to perfective vs. imperfective here.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
I hope Google didn't turn that into some unspeakably vulgar sentence.
Because I don’t really know any Russian, so I gotta trust it.
Don't forget the KY Jelly when you go to the store.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
/Commentariat has conversation in Hungarian
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 26, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
ALL THE CASES
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
I speak american.
I like to fish. I run the option. Crazy. Southeastern college football enthusiast. Heavy metal and Johnny Cash aficionado.
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 26, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
She was flirting pretty hard with Tyler Seguin earlier
You have some competition
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Pfft
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Louisianan's should not be shown in high definition.
Up close.
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"I think your amazing, but I don't think we have chemistry"
What are things men would never say? Alex, I’ll take potent potables for 800.
#DatingHate
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
"i think you're amazing too, and some day you'll find a guy desperate enough to put up with your crap."
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/filing this one away
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Tonights the kind of night you want to blast some really fucking fast death metal really loud to show you really appreciate your pill dealing hipster neighbor who is also a Buckeye fan.
Cute poodle though.
I like to fish. I run the option. Crazy. Southeastern college football enthusiast. Heavy metal and Johnny Cash aficionado.
"But kind and gentle."
Ouch why do I do this? I am in pain
So the weather came in fast with 2" fast snow at rush hour and now icing. Lovely.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
This won't affect the castle storming plans will it?
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
Nah. That was momentary pain listening to a young girl with little to no clothes with little to no voice screeching.
American Idol. Pain and agony on at least one part of every episode.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
ah. it's been awhile since we've paid any attention.
I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.
Daniel's "draft all my teammates" strategy
Will not pan out.
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No one cares who wins the All Star game
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yeah but I still find it funny
Because every time Chara just drafts a Leaf in response
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
YOU!
Springsteen’s US tour tickets start going on sale tomorrow morning
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And he's not gonna be ANYWHERE close enough for me to go, I don't think...
Atlanta’s too far of a drive for a Sunday
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Anyone watching American Idol? I missed this guy's inspirational story?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
may I send you my ice? You like hockey better than I do!
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Got it. Doctors say no speaking, no hearing. Now singing in Hollywood.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
The guy who won last year is supposed to go to ECU i think
I like to fish. I run the option. Crazy. Southeastern college football enthusiast. Heavy metal and Johnny Cash aficionado.
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 26, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
He's a 35 year old black guy living in Calgary
He’s probably been prematurely aged
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
He also seems to slowly be turning white
Canada is a bitch
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
It's frostbite, I assume.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 26, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Frostbitten skin is not white.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
/me goes to look up frostbite
//me is horrified
///me chugs Jack
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 26, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck Canada
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Ew.
You might catch the Quebecois.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
The gift that keeps on putting gravy on your french fries
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Poutine Hive
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
AGREED
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
/refuses to eat any kind of french fry dish unless it's Poutine
//punches in face
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Hive
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 26, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
I never liked Chopped.
It’s just a constant string of “Hey this dish you made out of ingredients that couldn’t possibly go together is really bad tasting.”
Or “Oh, you took those eels we gave you to make dessert out of and ground them into a powder to sprinkle minimally into your sweet confection? THAT’S NOT CREATIVE ENOUGH.”
That's why this is awesome.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
I want them to have a chance to make something I'd want to eat.
I want to see who is the best cook, not who can make a palatable anchovy-strawberry lasagna in 5 minutes.
Hey
They make some good shit on this show
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
I'd love to be able to do a 1/3 of what those cooks can do
I’ve always kicked around the idea of culinary school but LOL NO IMPENDING LAWL SCHOOL DEBT AND NO FREE TIME
I know,
but it’s such an artifical premise that I can’t get hyped about it. If you want to see good shit, you can see Iron Chef or something where the dishes are things that might actually get served. On Chopped, it’s people who presumably have great talent, but you don’t get to see it because the format basically forces them to either put out something halfassed, or fail completely.
thunderstorms tonight/tomorrow morning yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeessssssss
I fucking love rain.
I like to fish. I run the option. Crazy. Southeastern college football enthusiast. Heavy metal and Johnny Cash aficionado.
"But kind and gentle."
Me too

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
My kinda downpour....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 26, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
...

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I have no idea who that is. Just randomly found looking for the above gif.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Jenna Marbles
It just takes the ditzy, shallow, orange clubrat thing and makes into a joke. Sort of. Ends up just being shrill and annoying.
Hmm. Sounds....missable.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 26, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
i couldn't get halfway through one of her videos before i wanted to hurt something.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 26, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
It's the distillation of a segment of the population that I despise
And yet I occasionally find myself surrounded by them. And then quickly extricate myself from the situation.
/besieged by Lincoln Park trixies
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Not even all of Lincoln Park
Just Clark St. Oh God, Clark street. And yet…I have friends that insist upon going there. At that point I’m usually gone, and therefore quite pliable. The moment of “oh God, I’m in The Apartment” usualy results in quickly finishing my beer and walking home very fast.
Me too

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm going to figure out what bothers you the most spiders, clowns or something else and start posting it.
We don’t need threeve of these per thread.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 26, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Oh look a picture of Syracuse losing to ND.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 26, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
X

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
okay that made me laugh.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 26, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
I can't help it
There is literally a gif for ANYTHING
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Ooh! I know!

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I have no idea what's going on here but it is somehow mesermizing.
Damn ponies.
Go Gamecocks!
by BrotherFlounder on Jan 26, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
I enjoy a good thunderstorm every now and then.
But I could do without waking up at 2:30 AM wondering why somebody mounted a strobe light outside my bedroom window. One hell of a lightning show a couple nights ago here (and apparently a tornado on the NE edge of town).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Well yall have a good night.
Hopefully when I return next time ECU will have even more pirate swag recruits.
I like to fish. I run the option. Crazy. Southeastern college football enthusiast. Heavy metal and Johnny Cash aficionado.
"But kind and gentle."
With a giraffe?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 26, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
At this point, they have to be hoping they don't get picked now
I’d rather have the car and be the last pick than be the 2nd to last pick and not have the car
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Stop, Grammar Time! ("Ferentz'")
OK, the singular possessive apostrophe without an ‘S’ afterwards is an offense to man and God. I allow it only because on Thursday’s I’m sorta conflicted and have sympathies with agnosticism.
But the same apostrophe without an ‘S’ afterwards when the name doesn’t end in an ‘S’ but instead ends in a vowel (Z) that kinda makes an ‘S’ sound?
THAT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT AND I WON’T STAND FOR IT!!!!
I will say I was somewhat confused by it
Also confused by your “Thursday’s”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 26, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Well, Tuesday's gone...
That's Dr. SpartanGator to you Wolverines.
Also on twitters
by SpartanGator on Jan 26, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
You both win as to "Thursday's", I've been drinking tonight and how.
My wife is out of town and I’m home alone. I assume the paid staff of EDSBS isn’t allowed such excuses/liberties during work hours.
Actually, I kinda hope they are allowed such liberties, and will excuse the error for an admission of such.
A fat kid with a really nerdy looking car!
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Archer?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 26, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
This is the best thing I've seen all day
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Douchey French loving chef gone
It is always bad when the contestant says “I am above these ingredients”
It shows on the plate.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
At this rate the halftime score of the IN v WI is going to be 26-18.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 26, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions
Bo Ryan secretly wants to be part of a 'Baby I'm Burning' game.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 26, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Not holding the ball long enough.
These kids will learn the offense if it takes all the phenobarbital in Madison!
Actual halftime score IN 27 WI 25.
I think someone gave WI some Red Bull.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 26, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
Iowa won at Wisconsin earlier this year.
They lost at home to Nebraska tonight.
Fuck it, I give up. There is no making sense of this conference this year.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
May require input of 60,000 Kerbals.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I haven't even successfully landed yet.
Well, I haven’t successfully landed and been able to take off.
There is a Kerbal gap.
No one said the Kerbals had to make it back.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
He wrote the Stranded one, I don't think he wrote the other two
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/imagines those old singing Gap sweater ads, only featuring only Kerbals
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 26, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
BREAKING NEWS: Erik T opens Kerbal breeding facility to make more Kerbalnauts
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 26, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
no worries

because, thanks to the Erik T SweetSweetKerbalLuvin-atorium, we have no fear of running out of Kerbals.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 26, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
It's too bad this game isn't multiplayer online.
They could archive all mun crashes, so when you get there you could find the skulls of the thousands that came before.
Just in time for Mardi Gras season
in case you need an excuse one night.
So it just turns out that Patrick Witt didn't really "choose" not to interview for the Rhodes
He was removed from the running after being accused of sexual assault, although there’s no formal complaint or charges filed.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 26, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions
You misspelled Callahan
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Probably after that ass-tastic performance he handed in the Game
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 26, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
What else do you expect from someone with the boorish manners of a Yalie?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 26, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Well it turns out he was actually charged with a very bizarre misdemeanor at Nebraska
For trying to enter a dorm while drunk by signing in with a false name
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 26, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
"Lawrence Phillips"
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
PAWWWLL AH HEARD HE LEARNED THAT FROM BILL CALLAHAN AND HIS WEST COAST OFFENSE
THEY DO SOME WEIRD STUFF OUT THERE IN CALLYFORNIA, PAWWWL. ROLL CRIMSON
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 26, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/#firstworldproblems
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 26, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
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