Part 3 of our How To Signing Day (For the Layperson) is up, and takes you through the ugly coping mechanisms and horrendous emotional toll the day will take on you. Yes, that's Tom Luginbill. He's watching you masturbate, and rates you okay on size, but seriously lacking in endurance and burst.
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Spencer Hall
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I followed signing day last year and had the following reactions:
1) BRENT CALLOWAY DID WHAT?
2) Whatcha doin’ with that dog Isaiah? BAAAWWWWWW, I ain’t even mad tho.
3) YAIS! CYRUS KUANDJFHRJDJO! Wow, he doesn’t seem real happy. Whatever, welcome to the family. Wait, he’s de-committed already?
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
very odd signing day last year
between Brent and Cyrus drama
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 26, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Made better by y'alls fax girl. When I get cancer, I hope she breaks the news.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Luginbill said I was a 4 star recruit that loved to perform on the big stage
legal trouble and the local media brought me down

They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 26, 2012 3:46 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
devidee?
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 26, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
wow
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 26, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Statement: "He's ready to start this year."
Translation: “That Chrysler he drives and the full sleeves of tats he got for free in High School.”
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 26, 2012 3:46 PM EST reply actions
that's "burst" stupid lack of edit button
by ItsComplicated on Jan 26, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
The lack of an edit button is both a blessing and a curse
It reveals silly typos, sure, but it also prevents masterful trolling.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 26, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
You may think you hate Tom Luginbill
But unless he played for/ruined your 1994 team under the nom de suck “Tommy,” you do not properly hate Tom Luginbill.
Either love your players or get out of coaching. -- Bobby Dodd
Luginbill keeps calling and pushing me to Notre Dame
He says I’m a natural Domer. WTF is up with that?
Here's a health, Carolina, forever to thee! UNIVERSITAS CAROLIN MERID. 1801 Emollit mores nec sinit esse feros (Ovid)















