WE HAVE SUGGESTIONS FOR AUBURN'S TEMPORARY TP STATION
by Spencer Hall on Jan 25, 2012 4:49 PM EST
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PrintIf the oaks at Toomer's Corner die--and according to this week's estimate, that is a real possibility--then Auburn has plans. They'll look into the viability of replacing the oaks after a cleanup operation, and in the meantime make some kind of "temporary structure" for students to rally around, celebrate some shitty win by field goal*, and then do what Auburn students and alumni always do after football games: blow up dogs with commercial explosives.
They'll also roll the structure with toilet paper, continuing a tradition stemming back to whenever the tradition started. There being no demonic clocks--THE DEVIL'S EGG TIMERS, I TELL YOU--in Auburn, time and dates tend to slip a bit, but rest assured they have been doing this for a long time, and it is a respected community bonding activity in Auburn.
(Did you know the current head of Apple is an Auburn grad? They'll be happy to tell you this, and frown when you joke about the impending SEC investigation right hahaha get it get it?)
There are no definite plans for what that temporary structure may be, but we do have one suggestion that an alumni would happily pay for in American dollars.
WOOD DAMN EAGLE. It's a money maker and a landmark all at once, and if you put an ATM in it you can get money out of it 24 hours a day, any time, even if you were a prospective recruit just passing by the corner in need of a few bucks. Whoops! Did the Yella Fella spit out a few hundred extra! Well, I guess you better report that to the bank, and return those dollars, son!
[HUGE WINK OF ROBOTIC EYE]
PS. Do not trust anyone from Alabama's opinions about anything that could remotely touch football. Football touches everything there. Therefore, do not trust anyone from Alabama about anything.
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PAAAAAWWWWWLLL
IS THIS GUY SAYIN AH AIN’T TRUSTWORTHY, PAAAWWWWWLLL?
Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Jan 25, 2012 4:53 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
LEMME TELYOUWHUT, ERMBEYE,
ABALAMUH MEYUN, WHALL BEEYIN INSPARIN FUR THEYUR DEDIMICASHUN TEW THEYUR PROGRIMS, ARE NOT WHUT YEW’D CALL “RAYTIONULL.” AZUH MATTER OF FAYKT…
/eats microphone
//looks imploringly at sound crew
///crewmember sighs, shakes head, tapes another mic onto lapel
…YEW ALABIMMER MEYUN TEND TUH BEE AS CRUSTWERTHY AS SARAN WRAP INNUH TIJUANA PLEASUREHOUSE.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 25, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions 16 recs
Rexcellent.
I am horrified that I can read this at normal speed with no problems.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
WHO LET BAWB OUT OF NEW MEXICO
Also it scares the shit out of me that I picked all that up on the first read through
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
shouldn't you be in new mexico or on a recruiting trip or something?
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
It's time for a vacation
Because I can read this, no worries.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
So, that cold shudder that passed into my body, when I read this through the first time,
that’s not a piece of Davie-soul, is it?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
we really could use another ATM downtown.
Also, did you say “deviled egg timer”?
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 25, 2012 5:02 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
Too many sophomoric comments...
….too little time.
I'm not really a CPA, I just play one on television.
Señor Swindle
I both love and hate you at the same time, damn you for doing this to me.
/explodes dog
//kicks game winning FG against UF
Dean of Auburn Institute for Exploding Dog Studies
Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
THE Oscar Whiskey
by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 25, 2012 5:03 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions 1 recs
/game winning FG didn't count due to time out.
//kicks another one.
///cues Brandon Cox’s Vagina
by Board Certified Scrotologist on Jan 25, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
so I know the NBA is not popular around these parts but uh...
This is and thing…and wow I have no words.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 5:06 PM EST reply actions
this makes me sad. so very very sad.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
Wonder why they're releasing it now?
Too late for this year’s Oscars and you have to wonder with a full year passing if the Academy will give it its due in 2013?
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 25, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Durant follows in the footsteps of Michael Jordan’s "Space Jam" and Shaquille O’Neal’s "Kazaam,""
Sposed to be SEC
Except one of those movies was actually good.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
Kazaam?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
This seems appropriate
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 25, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Minor clarification
Certain pockets of our fine state are populated by gentlemen who might be described as a little “rough around the edges.” If one (or God forbid, several) tell you you’re about to suffer violence, you can generally trust them. Particularly if they tell you this while you’re trying to serve them with subpoena/summons.
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 25, 2012 5:08 PM EST reply actions
Pet peeve alert
Douchy, but “alumni” is plural. “Alumnus” or “alumna” are the singular forms.
Commenter: Tell us your best "crazy fan" story.
Spencer: Oh, that's commenter Silver Britches, who caught a train hobo-style to the Cocktail Party.
by Silver Britches on Jan 25, 2012 5:10 PM EST reply actions
or even alumnae
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
yais.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
Or genitive singular...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yup
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Latin nerds, unite!
/blows conch hron
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
/President Bartlett monologue
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
The basis for my favorite spidery bar bet.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Is that the "I can blame all the evils in America on [INSERT PRESIDENT X HERE]?"
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
This one seems quite appropriate for this thread:
Castigat ridendo mores
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Futue te ipsum
But not really. Just because that’s one of my favorites.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Oooh, that is a good one-
for those who don’t know any Latin, mine translates as “One corrects customs by laughing(mockingly) at them.”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Mocking in Latin?
O Tempora! O Mores!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Whenever I see the Yellawood guy, I think this:
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 5:10 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Or Auburn's BOT, generally:
Commenter: Tell us your best "crazy fan" story.
Spencer: Oh, that's commenter Silver Britches, who caught a train hobo-style to the Cocktail Party.
by Silver Britches on Jan 25, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
so thats why Corzine had that car crash
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Is that who that is?
I was totally going with The Man in the Yellow Hat.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
Has anyone here seen the new-ish John Simm series Mad Dogs?
Just got done with series 1. Very well done.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Quittin' time
Break it down.
__________________
STRONG LIKE BOAR
by Ronnie D on Jan 25, 2012 5:28 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
x
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 25, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
oh shit motherfucking giraffe fuckin bit me
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Also, the Nike jerseys are WORSE THAN ORIGINALLY THOUGHT
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
Isn't everything worse than originally thought for you?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 25, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
NFC Championship game wasn't.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
No...
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
So you'd consider yourself a "glass half full" kinda guy?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
half full (of poison)
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
and penalties called by biased refs
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
Especially that famed ND homer,
Huggins
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I'm surprised ESPN would go along with that
You’d think that would make the names/numbers difficult to distinguish for TV broadcasts
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I know
A simple switch of the letters/numbers colours and it wouldn’t be so bad(so hard to see). What made them think doing shiny platinum on less shiny platinum would work?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
Each additional photo makes them
seem worse
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
I swear to COTG, if any of this shit shows up in Crisler...
None of the borderline assists, steals, or blocks. If I can’t read your fucking number on your jersey, your team deserves all the meaningless statistical bonings it gets.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 25, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
wtf are you reading today?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
She got hospitalized or some shit for doing whip its
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
what the shit
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't think you could OD on those.
Lord knows I tried.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 25, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
maybe you weren't old enough?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
Is possible.
OR PERHAPS I’M IMMORTAL?
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I like that one better.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I enjoyed killing those brain cells.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
It's not necessary an OD thing as it is "UM, you know your brain needs oxygen right? maybe you should breath in more than just nitrous"
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Nitrous Dioxide- it has oxygen in it, right there!
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I'm sure you can but it's probably hard.
A quick search of the interwebs makes it seems like she did not OD on those, but rather “was in a state of semi-consciousness.” Sounds like her friends overreacted, or maybe thought it was just sad that she couldn’t get better drugs
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Securities and Exchange Commission...
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - President Merkin Muffley
by I_Call_The_Big_One_Bitey on Jan 25, 2012 5:58 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Apparently in Illinois, a county coroner is an authorized process server.
Good to know.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 6:21 PM EST reply actions
He's also capable of registering you to vote.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 25, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Can he serve complaints scrawled in blood on dead bodies?
GODDAMNIT BLANX I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING YOU BETTER GIVE ME ROYALTIES FOR THAT
Sposed to be SEC
OT: the childhood of Teebo from the peninsular state just below Georgia REVEALED
Apparently, that peninsular state looks a lot like the forest moon of Endor….
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Teebo
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 6:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
They said I'd never help blow up the Death Star.
by Attie Hat on Jan 25, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Carrie Fisher has gone on multiple benders in both locations?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
General Solo told the other Ewoks he was recruiting Teebo as a scout
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
GAIS I LIVE IN THE GHETTO ! KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE A TOWEL RING FOR MY HAND TOWELS IN MY BATHROOM
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
You Poor.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
because fucking god forbid that i buy one if i want it
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions
We actually don't have one.
Because our bathrooms are lacking in wallspace to put one.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
But think of the many uses!
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions
Kick the poor, Jeeves.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I live like common people. I want to do whatever common people do. I want to sleep with common people, I want to sleep with common people like you.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
by Tuco on Jan 25, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
RESPECT YOUR ELDERS! IN OTHERWORDS THE RICH!
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
/Banned from NDNation
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 25, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/not even catholic.
//not yet
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions
/Dispatches St. Francis Xavier to San Antonio
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
/double secret banned
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
/sent pamphlet on benefits of Catholicism
//pamphlet is written in comic sans, just “YOURE GOING TO HELL UNLESS YOU CONVERT” over and over again
Satan likes himself some wingdings.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
///deploys Jesuits
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Laughing stops
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Jan 26, 2012 9:48 AM EST up reply actions
LOL POORS
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
also fancy hotels don't need bell stands
even though she fucking stays in a resort with a fucking bell stand but because she has someone licking her shoes she doesn’t notice because she just drops her bags at the door and wanders off
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
the third person in this is really throwing me off.
Sounds like the guy from Silence of the Lambs
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
nope still not okay
Bama fans can’t make jokes about the trees yet
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 25, 2012 6:42 PM EST via mobile reply actions
What is Kelly Clarkson singing on right now and why is everyone bitching about her weight?
My twitter just exploded.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
she is large.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
How big are we talking?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
unfortuantely, no one has shopped her as the hindenberg yet
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
SHE IS NOT LARGE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions
...
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I don't blame her, brisket is delicious
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Never had brisket
What exactly is it?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
Um.. well... um... wha...
In all seriousness, it’s Texas BBQ. Basically replace the sauce with a dry rub
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Ahhh
I almost had it once. Last year in Austin. Went to a famous texas BBQ place but they were all out of that (big convention in town, completely ran out of various things every night)
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
You don't know Oregon has trees, you don't know what the fuck BRISKET is...
I assume this is some sort of elaborate practical joke.
I know Oregon has trees
but it still doesn’t make any sense to paint the floors with a mural of trees
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
those jeans are crying for help
or pleats
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
NOT THEY AREN"T
she’s just got some thigh cushion. DAMN you all are terrible. she looks better than me
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
No
No she does not.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
that's very kind of you.
I must do a better job of dressing myself than she does
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
Could be the picture/outfit
but she seems to be gaining weight in her lower body without the typical accompanying increase in breast volume, which makes it look worse than it is. Makes her seem less busty/voluptuous, and more just chunky.
Having said that, she’s still well within acceptable limits.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
she's In a commercial where she looks fat too
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 25, 2012 9:03 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
that's chris berman
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
HAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA
Wow, I audibly laughed.
I was over-served.
i'm not saying she hasn't gained weight. trust me.
I’ m just saying to put her in the “large” category when she probably went from a 6 to a 12 is a little off
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
I'll echo the "needs more boobage" thing.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
It's all about balance.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
she just happens to be pear shaped, many women are
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions
She falls outside the ranges of my personal taste.
If she doesn’t for other people, that’s fine. I also would say that’s probably not a flattering picture of her, and not a good representation.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
i'm on your side
I don’t think it’s that bad either. She just doesn’t look as curvy as she should for her size.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I see nothing wrong with this
Hips are necessary
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions
I agree.
I’d hit it in a heart beat.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
Would.
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I'm sure Tammy has hips
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
Those who fail to learn from history, etc.
VT will open its season against Georgia Tech on Labor Day. They’ll then play 1-AA Austin Peay on Saturday five days later.
/headdesk
Austin Peay? That's an auto-win.
/wrists
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 25, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
i've lived in buildings shown for two of these colleges. anyone top that?
http://www.thebestcolleges.org/most-beautiful-campuses/
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 6:54 PM EST reply actions
Elon is number one? Are they on crack?
four.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
it's in Fucking Burlington. it makes Fayetteville look scenic.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
i know, right?
i claim bonus points for one of the buildings being at an women-only college.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
I've never heard of the college at #2...
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I still got you!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Define "lived"
They don’t have any dorms pictured for ND, though I’m sure many of us spent enough time in O’Shag or the Library.
For UH? Heh. UH’s campus isn’t what I’d consider “beautiful”, though there are pretty flowers. The architecture SUCKS.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
I prefer the princeton review rankings, personally
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
all the 50s brutalism?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Yep.
And no matter of pretty palm trees makes it “beautiful”. Of course, this writeup would have you believe it’s on Waikiki, with the Polynesian Cultural Center a block away.
/head desk
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
But how...
is IU on that list?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
Dillon radiator, your thoughts?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEshgshgshgklinkEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtsssssssssssssclunk
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ah, I see it's on the same page as the rat stuck in Morrissey's 4th floor shower drain.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
2nd worst dorm
IN THE UNITED STATES
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
They must have done some work on it then
It was the single worst dorm according to more that one magazine when KG and I were in school.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Ah, the Manor. I love you, but I didn't miss you.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
I must have seen a different magazine
which gave less weight to rats-in-pipes
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
we lived in graduate student housing
not bad, actually
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
At ND? So did I
when I was 2-4.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
same
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Whoa.
I feel like we’ve shared a moment.
It was weird going back, because I had vague memories of the place, and it was not any different.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
ours was brand new in the early 90's and it beat any of the off campus options apparently
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Oh, no, this was different.
This was the University Village off of Douglas, north of the lakes. It was the same in 1998 as it was in 1980 when I was 4.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
This is definitely something, but I don't think "beautiful" is the word i would use
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
amenable to mold, apparently
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
What the hell is that?
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
Minnesota's hockey arena
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
you mean Dallas
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Jan 25, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
No, the University of Minnesota and the interior of that building is gorgeous
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
UVA gets points for being a trend starter
There’s a good bunch of Southern schools that all have Jeffersonian/Neo-Jeffersonian look to them. (ALL THE RED BRICK AND COLUMNS). I’m partial to Davidson’s version because of the insufferably charming town, but I’m obviously biased as hell.
Kenyon in the fall is jaw-dropping.
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 25, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
His early works were (see the Virginia capitol building)
But he eventually blended a bunch of colonial, Greek, and other European styles to what is uniquely his own style.
To really understand the complexity of his architecture, you have to come and visit the Lawn at UVa, and study each individual building.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Rec'd, for pure flattery
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
i also did this
though i was to embarrassed to say it.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
I'm irrationally proud that, basically because of the three of us,
a fairly large group of people who had never heard of Kenyon before now make jokes about all the famous people that went there
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I heard about Kenyon before meeting you!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Many have, but many also had not!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
It's EMO, get it RIGHT!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
PAAWWWWLL
DEM ODER SKEWLS AINT NEAR AS PURTY AS BAMA, WHY WE AT 33?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
WOOO #16
/fumbles neo-gothic architecture
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
My tiny liberal arts Alma Mater NEVER shows up on any lists
EVER. Never on the best of something nor the worst of something. Either the school is mediocre across all boards or the college didn’t actually exist and those 4 years never happened
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
My Alma Mater is ugly and they intentionally make it that way
Not Industrial-depression ugly, but the “we-only-only-one-god-awful-type-of-architecture-on-campus-and-its-the-type-no-one-cares-about-but-we-use-as-a-claim-to-fame”
/grumble
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not even looking at the list for my school
When Stalinism fell out of favor, Northern Illinois’ dominant architectural feature was kind of fucked.
And the surroundings, well…. no chances of falling into a gorge or anything like that, I guess.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Jan 26, 2012 9:57 AM EST up reply actions
UVA has popped collars
Did not know this. Figured they would venture more into my area…but i’ve never met an UVA
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
UVA has popped collars just as much as Florida has jorts and crocs
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
not as bad as Davidson. thanks hath.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
And how the hell did your school that far up there?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
ctrl+F, "University of Michigan": Phrase not found.
ctrl+F, “Columbia”: Phrase not found.
Nope!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
i know you all need to know this
but i was actually on team no pants for a second IN THE OFFICE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
I don't think changing clothes counts
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
i wasn't wearing pants though...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
actual office
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
I'll allow it.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
nobody asks this...I dunno why
was there another person around at the time?
/it happens
are these real bloggers' posts?
it's better at a cube
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 25, 2012 9:05 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Wait, this is uncommon?
I’ve been away from the work arena for a while…
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
it was technically open
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
I just watched the Messi to Pedro goal on Deadspin
Ray Hudson screaming “MAGICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC” is the stupidest and most amazing thing ever.
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now THIS would be a novel use of the spider closet
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 6:56 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Mrs, Mr., Miss, or Mr. and Mrs.,
Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, father, son, or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Avid is probably the worst program ever
I coulda told you that all semester, but today doing practice packages for television reporting… IT RUNS. LIKE. MOLASSES. IN THE MIDDLE OF NORTHERN QUEBEC. IN JANUARY. when using HD video
Auuughhh thank goodness for the Friday morning deadline instead of the usual midnight deadline for the rest of the semester
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Quebec-Nord?
Does it play the Habs Fight Song as it processes programs?
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It's still bitter over the Nordiques leaving
Granted there’s probably no TV anyway because it’s like real northern Quebec by the Arctic Circle or w/e
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You would think Newhouse would have better resources
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
The usually do...
….unless it’s Avid. The student TV station also uses it, though there it’s slightly less nerve racking
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I can't tell what's under all the TP in the post photo
It looks like The Man in the Yellow Hat from Curious George. That can’t be it — can it?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 6:59 PM EST reply actions
Which/who is?...
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
He is CEO of a pressure treated pine company
Also on Board at Auburn
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
This man.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
I know y'all are trying to help, but
who is that guy?
/googles
//oh
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
He appears on commercials and billboards throughout the south
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
not NC.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I thought NC reckoned its self as an east coast state?
You don’t get the braves, you dont get the yells fella. Just give us cheer wine and be on your way
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 25, 2012 9:07 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
we are Braves fans. however, the MLB is made of fuckwits.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
and the beach
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Holy shit
I saw a picture of that guy at the GoDaddy Bowl and thought someone had dosed me or something.
He really exists.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Jan 26, 2012 10:00 AM EST up reply actions
Oh, I thought it was the Man in the Big Yellow Hat, from Curious George
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
HOLY SHIT, THE BANKSY SIMPSONS COUCH GAG
On a fucking rerun? I’m shocked.
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Boo Seton Hall.
Or something.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
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Herb Pope
Is the most inconsistent player I have ever seen
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't he get shot or something?
Doesn’t he have some heart-wrenching story? I think he does
Sposed to be SEC
Jeremy Hazell got shot
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah.
He basically got shot coming out of a party, nearly died. He also grew up with neither parent.
Austin Hatch Michigan hoopityball recruit has got "sad stories" cornered.
Mom and two siblings died in a plane crash (that he was involved in and survived) when he was 8. Just lost his dad and step-mom in a plane crash last year that was he was also in and he was in a coma after this one and may never play bball again…and now has no immediate family left.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 26, 2012 9:37 AM EST up reply actions
Sen Brey (I-ND)
Endorses the Stop On-Court Piracy Act.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Children's Lit CLass
Professor just used John Grisham and Stephen King as examples of writers with “distinct styles.” Am I allowed to kill her?
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
Why is she talking to kids about them?
Or am I misunderstanding “children’s lit”?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
It's an education class.
We’re talking about the basics of what makes literature, structure and purposes and all that jazz. So it’s college students, talking about kid lit.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
Ah. Okay.
I thought she was traumatizing 5th graders.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
Nope.
That’s what the students in this class will be doing! (And that fact moderately terrifies me. Some of these folks…not the brightest bulbs.)
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
What are, "things I've said in every class I've been in so far" Alex?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
College was not good for my faith in people
“Oh my god. These people are going to be doctors and nurses and accountants and dentists…”
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
There is an underappreciated New England author
named William Simmons, who she should look into.
by Salt on Jan 25, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
John Grisham has a style?
Other than writing for a while on a story with little to no actual plot and then just suddenly ending it unsatisfactorily?
Though that’s something King is guilty of on occasion, as well.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
grisham's style is writing books about lawyers who
Get into some sort of bind and run from bad guys and wire money
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 25, 2012 9:09 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Nah, Grisham writes lawyer books where mumble mumble ethical dilemma
Lawyer takes the bad side
marraige and family falls apart and he is almost killed by a sinister group
He meets another woman
almost loses it all but has a moral awakening and loses the girl but wins his dignity back
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
What style?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
ok y'all out to dinner with commentariat member. I will let you guess who.
and NO ITS NOT A DATE.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
will you be ordering extra ranch, just for lulz?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
/Totally a date
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
I'm reminded of the episode of Doug where he and Patti went to a movie
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
NOSTALGIA TRIP
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
#teamMayo has found a mascot
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Patti looks high as fuck in that picture
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
She wasn't all that interested in Doug, either, was she?
Except as a buddy. He was fairly smitten, IIRC from watching it with my kids.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
Depended on the episode
Patti was unsure about whether to take it to the next level or not. Doug was in love.
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
Nope.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 26, 2012 9:18 AM EST up reply actions
Well it's not me...
…….
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 25, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
Nope.
And we go to concerts when I’m in town.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 26, 2012 9:18 AM EST up reply actions
South Carolina as viewed from Charleston
by Old South on Jan 25, 2012 7:10 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
New Jersey did it first
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
Democrats?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 25, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Those Photogenic Gullah People?
That’s Hilton Head. Shouldn’t it just be “Ohio Carpetbaggers”?
wait, Giant Peachoid isn' Giant Vagina Peach?
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that is fantastic.
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 26, 2012 9:22 AM EST up reply actions
I'm not interested in your cheap wings
But 2 dollar Long Islands? YAIS
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 25, 2012 7:12 PM EST reply actions
Jay Bilas has gone insane
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 7:16 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
he's a Mark Titus fan?
or am i missing something?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
Auto Trill Rec
Hey, you gotta keep it trill.
THIS.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions
For allicolls
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions 16 recs
My Pearl "rain" reference?
I didn’t expect the youngin’s to get that one. Glad someone noticed.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
I've sent it to Jay Bilas
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
why not just have SVP walk across the office and show it to Bilas in person?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
SVP seems to not listen to us all the time
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
what an ass, man.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That was uncalledfor
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IRON SKY HAS A TRAILER
For those unaware, Iron Sky is “entirely crowd-funded”, meaning movie fans donated money to make it. It looks so badass. It’s supposedly a parody, but serious enough to make you care about the action. SPACE NAZIS
The synopsis:
Towards the end of World War II the Nazi scientists made a significant breakthrough in anti-gravity. From a secret base built in the Antarctic, the first Nazi spaceships were launched in late ‘45 to found the military base Schwarze Sonne (Black Sun) on the dark side of the Moon. This base was to build a powerful invasion fleet and return to take over the Earth once the time was right. Now it’s 2018, and it’s the time for the first American Moon landing since the 70?s. Meanwhile the Nazi invasion, that has been over 70 years in the making, is on its way, and the world is goose-stepping towards its doom. The three main characters of the story are Renate Richter (Julia Dietze), Klaus Adler (Götz Otto), and James Washington (Christopher Kirby)
Unfortunately there’s no way in hell this ever plays anywhere near me, so I’ll have to wait til it’s on Netflix.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 25, 2012 7:21 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I hate Illinois Nazis.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
OMG
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
That trailer has been around for severl years
I WANT TO SEE THE SPACE NAZIS IN FULL FORM, CMON LET’S MAKE IT HAPPEN
Didn't Enterprise do that?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
This is a new trailer
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
You're going to have to go Berlin
It’s opening at the Berlin film festival on Feb 11 this year.
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This came way before that fucking did
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
Production started in 2006, IIRC
So before any of the Modern Warfare games
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WOOOO
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 25, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
hmm?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah. It's been doing that a lot to me recently
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 25, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
Great question. Geotz Otto is definitely a "that guy"
If there’s been a movie made with German villains, odds are he was a henchman.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Schwarze Sonne?
Black Sun? George Lucas will be bulldozing your house soon with a cease and desist letter and a request for royalties.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Jan 26, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
Slayer Pandora Station
Now it’s time to play some NCAA 12
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 25, 2012 7:27 PM EST reply actions
Good professor is good.
“We have these books because nobody memorizes this shit.”
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 7:28 PM EST reply actions
I want to go to there
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
Wow
I remember hating when Law professors insisted we be able to reference cases by name in the essays on he exam. 2L year a professor said “As. long as you know the law and can explain ti to me, and try to describe which case it was from? I don’t care. You’re never going to have to pull a case name out of your ass as an attorney so hy would I make you do it now?”
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
Ours was open-UCC.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
My contracts prof
required something similar. But she narrowed it down to like 5 specific cites. which isn’t a problem. But expecting anyone to be able to offhand cite to anything in the legal profession on a closed-book exam, is completely silly
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
It's always good when exams test your skill at a practice which, in real life, is grounds for bar discipline and likely -> malpractice
Sposed to be SEC
Such as?
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
Must be important if no one bothers to memorize.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 25, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
Well, the focus of this class is more
“How to be a lawyer, like, fo realz, and do stuff” rather than, “MEMORIZE ALL. THE. ILLINOIS. PROCEDURE.”
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
Why the fuck would they teach you how to be a lawyer?
What is this, medical school?
Sposed to be SEC
Ah, the law school class that teaches you how to lawyer
The Bigfoot of the law school classes. I’ve heard it mentioned of in whispers, myths, dreams, but never seen it IRL
Legal Clinic is as close as it gets
/couldn’t get into legal clinic as a last-semester law student
//actually got into 0 of his top 3 class choices
///we broke muthafucka we broke
Sposed to be SEC
WTF?
You’re at Kentucky right? I thought they straight up guaranteed you would get a clinic assignment
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
lolno
We have 1 clinic and they’re capped at I believe 12. No more than 16 for sure.
The judicial externship is a good experience; not many kids get the opportunity to essentially be a clerk for a judge from any level from small claims up through 6th circuit. Also the US Attorney’s appellate internship looks neat. Of course, of all these things, you can only take 1 if you do law journal (max 6 pass/fail hours, journal takes 3, all of these are 2), because why do something practical and relevant when you can take moar exams?
Sposed to be SEC
you're 3L right now, right?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
Damn,
If I had known sooner I could have put in good word for you on a clerkship with a friend of mine
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
Though if you're anything like me
You probably wouldn’t want to. She’s a family court judge. Family Law? uuuuuuuuuugh.
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Big woof there.
Can’t see how layers/attorneys stay in that sector.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Same here
Either serious compassion for the issue/field or the money. The friend has the compassion.
I’ve seen what happens when clients cry in your office. You want to empathize and such.
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Heard it's crazy tolling on emotions. And one of the most violent/contentios areas of the court system.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Last year an old divorce attorney in Arizona was murdered by an adversary literally on his last day of the job
That put shit into perspective
Sposed to be SEC
Becoming more of a reality
Because so many of us are going unemployed do to lack of that skill set. So, schools re creating new skills classes and sometimes mandating them in hopes of increasing employment rates
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Define "schools"
Because I don’t think our school has changed it’s curriculum since Darius of Persia went here, and I think there’s only been a handful of changes in the classes offered in the last 40 years
Sposed to be SEC
YE OLDE ACTIONE OF REPLEVIN
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
AN EXCITING DEVELOPMENT STUDENTS: KING GEORGE HAS ABOLISHED THE DISTINCTION BETWEEN TRESPASS AND TRESPASS ON THE CASE
OH, WHAT A WONDROUS AND EXHILIRATING AGE WE ACQUIRE CHATTELS IN
Sposed to be SEC
EXCITING EXTERNSHIP OPPORTUNITY WITH THE STAR CHAMBER
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
I HAVE TEH JOBZ OPPORTUNITY FOR ACS
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by Londonjoe on Jan 25, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't realize Nancy Grace returned to practice
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 25, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Nancy Grace's background
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Stars Chamber?
A teacher of mine from highschool did the only english translation of an opinion issued by the star chamber. Did it for a former student of his who was a lawyer and had a case going to trial on that issue here in the US. The Star Chamber case was apparently part of a very small bti of authoritative rulings on the issue and was possibly controlling precedent.
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
I put $$$ in a bear trap and caught one.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
Richmond is actually decent at that
They offer a fair number of “real world” classes taught by actual lawyers. I wasn’t completely and hopelessly lost when I became a lawyer and wasn’t working in a soul-sucking ginormous corporate firm.
BITE SIZE PIEROGIES!
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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Mike Lew is going to hurt for the incorrect pluralization of Pierogi
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
let's distract him by invading Poland again
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by saxattack29 on Jan 25, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
a polish person near the border: Oh, do come right on in; you're only the third group of invaders today.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
it's apparently not ok to make fun of poland any more
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
don't make me play the "it is ok, my grandparents are polish" card
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
i have no problem with it. proceed.
that’s just been bugging me recently. If you can’t make fun of the polish army, you might as well just ban humor all together
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Polish army jokes? Bah.
That’s what the Italian Army is for.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
Says who?
I’m fine with it- y’all come up with better Polock jokes than most of the ones I’ve heard
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The Polish American Congress
in response to Gordon Gee (who is certainly a tool) making a very mild Polish Army joke.
The Polish American Congress is shocked by the slanderous analogy used by Ohio State University President Gordon Gee and his slur on the military of a nation that has been fighting valiantly and effectively alongside the United States in Iraq and Afghanistan," the group said in its statement released Thursday…
Poland not only has a capable military, but also is strong economically and does not need money being raised for it," the group said.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Whiny bitches everywhere...
I say, make your jokes, it allows me to joke about other groups in a similar fashion
My loyal heart avows no other.
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That'scause you hang out with too many Polocks
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The Ukraine says greetings.
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
IS JUST UKRAINE
UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU?
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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
THE UKRAINE IS WEAK...ITS FEEBLE
I THINK ITS TIME TO PUT THE HURT ON THE UKRAINE
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
UKRAINE NOT WEAK!
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Jan 26, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
/builds cheesesteak one tile away from Poland
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 25, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
/pillages cheesesteak mine
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
/plays as Poland-Lithuania in Empire Total War
//immediately declared war upon by 4 nations.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've done this.
Furk Sweden.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously
Sweden, Prussia, Austria, and Russia, IMMEDIATELY ON YOUR FUCKING ASS.
And then when I play as Prussia? NO PRUSSIA, YOU CAN’T INVADE POLAND, ME, MOTHER RUSSIA, AM PROTECTING THEM DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
And the Ottomans.
Oh, the capital I expended to only have warfare on 2 borders instead of 4…
/here Russia, take Lithuania. No, no, you take it.
//I’ll totally take it back from you in 1798, 2 years before the game ends.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
At least it's really fucking easy to beat Prussia
But if you don’t do it early? You’re fucked.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Playing as Prussia is the only time I've been truly steamrolled.
Every other country, I can at least keep my head above water.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
I love playing as Prussia.
Try to unify Germany as soon as possible and FUCKING BOOM BEST LAND ARMY IN THE GAME
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
I've only played as them once, and it was shortly after I got the game.
I think the only country I had played before that was Britain, which is fairly easy. Though the easiest country is the Indian one. No one effs with you, and then you just steamroll the Ottomans.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
I like the mod I had that let you play as the USA
That’s challenging as fuck.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
You want a challenge?
Play Europa Universalis… as the Iroquois.
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I can't play that game
I really hate real time long form strategy games. Controls feel horrible to me.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
Uh, EU is not an RTS.
I mean, I guess it technically can be, but it’s got a pause button to let you work.
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I know
But then the UI is just, ugh.
I want to love it but I can’t.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Yes. Or taking over North America as the Pueblo.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
i don't know how exactly, but once in Rome Total War I concquered the entire Mediterranian Basin as the Celts.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Totally plausible.
No stranger than winning Shogun:Total War II as the Ikko-ikki and converting the whole country to Pure Land Buddhism.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
NO, NO, FUCK THEM
THEY ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING RUINING MY FUCKING TOWN MORALE. I DO NOT LIKE SPENDING 1200 GOLD ON A GIANT GARRISON BECAUSE OF YOUR FANATICISM
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
You know what is great for town morale?
Decimating the population through public executions.
Don’t know if this is a game management option. Just saying, in general…
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
Not since Rome
But you can loot and pillage and rape. They love that!
(They do not)
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
/Namban trade port built.
//increases matchlock ashigaru
///sees province converting to Christianity
////destroy port once enough gun units are recruited.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
I never allowed them in the first place
Filthy foreigners.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
/captured and executed by Metsuke
//captured and executed by Metsuke
///captured and executed by Metsuke
////captured and executed by Metsuke
/////captured and executed by Metsuke
//////captured and executed by Metsuke
///////captured and executed by Metsuke
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK HE IS ONLY RANK 1 MY NINJA WAS FULLY RANKED?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
At least they made it harder to advance to get Geisha
it still absolutely mortifies me that Geisha are even in the game, much less are like superninja assassins. But in STW: I, all you had to do was get to Geisha as quickly as you could. If you did, you could just assassinate your rivals into oblivion. If you didn’t, they’d do it to you. That’s thankfully lessened, but then the went and included the damn Hattori clan….WTF…
/proof of the “if it’s a game about Japan, people won’t play it if it doesn’t have ninjas” mentality of game designers.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
I'm still not a huge fan of it like I was the Euro titles
Mostly because I hate Japanese castles.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
In the game? Or in general?
If I disassociate myself from the actual history, I enjoy it. I wish the flow was a little more historically based in terms of faction balancing. The existence of the Hattori really really bothers me. Everything else, I like. if I could combine the tactical play from STWII with the political play in Sengoku, I’d have the perfect game.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
In game
Takes the fun out of sieges.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Depends on if you're besieger or besiegee.
It’s a bit harder without cannon, that’s for sure. I don’t like not having cannon.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
/drafts Rex Grossman in 1st round
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/overshoots enemy
//hits cow
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
/attempts to trade dead cow for railroad
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 25, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
/accepts
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//Attempts to trade Boston College for dead cow
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
/declines
//declares war to avenge insult
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What if I threw in Wake Forest to sweeten the pot?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Full Stack of Rocket Artillery?
Full stack of rocket artillery.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
They're going to release a Bakumatsu version of STW this year, I think
Ninja mowed down by puckle guns?
Ninja mowed down by puckle guns.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
Or
Civ II WW2 Scenario. Begin as Turks. End scenario as a first rate power with nuclear weapons, jet fighters and everything, having conquered half the soviet union, part of the near east, and Spain.
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Indeed
Also I needed you the other night to talk about Fall of the Samurai and the Boshin War.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry.
Though I’m not really smart on all that. Japanese history ends for me at about 1615, and doesn’t pick up again until the 1930’s.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
The hell?
Meiji Restoration is fascinating.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Once warfare effectively stops in 1615, I lose interest. I can understand the Meiji Restoration being interesting to people, but it doesn’t contain a lot that’s interesting to me, specifically.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
/curls up
//sucks thumb
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Heads up, everyone.
I’m wearing my kilt into town in rural Ohio to buy some whisky for Rabbie Burns Night. Pray for me.
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 25, 2012 7:44 PM EST reply actions
these legs never looked so good.
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 25, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
partook of the glasgow bikini wax?
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
This is a sentence never meant to be uttered.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 25, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
Groundskeeper Willie coined the phrase
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
oh how much trouble can you get into in a CVS?
you should have seen the old liquor store. it had… character.
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
Oh my, yes...
/ignore the fact I got my ink at the Mouse Trap, please
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OMG I GOT INK THERE TOO
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
oh, and I totally deserve this because I've written 235 words of my 12 page senior thesis that's due on monday.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 25, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
but i'm sure they were polysyllabic words.
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
he just typed sesquipedalian over and over again
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I'm now going to start a Tartan pattern subthread
That probably very few will join in. Keith, here.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
So, the school I work at has a fairly deep Scottish history.
As such, we have a sort of “Scottish Games” each year, and every faculty member and student is a part of one of the clans- My assigned clan is Campbell:
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my clan and my tartan
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/checks genealogy for Scots long and hard
//alas, none
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
*snicker*
giggle
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
If we're going to post these. Please post names of the clan/family as well
I know some might not want to reveal name…but I’d like to know what I’m looking at
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
royal stewart.
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also have rights to Mcnaughton and Machendry
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Mine was, as stated, Keith
my family is a sept of it, so you could eventually find my last name, but I wouldn’t really care.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
ahhh, the Campbell
NEVER go to glencoe.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds like a story there...
I’m painfully unaware of Scottish history- also, I don’t actually own anything like that.
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They've got a rep there like Hitler, Stalin, and Walter O'Malley
Something about a mass murder when invited in under the guise of friendship.
My sophomore HS world history teacher told me about it, but that was in 1987.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Jan 26, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
I don't want to harsh the buzz
but the whole “HIFTORIC and ANCIENTE” clan tartan deal? It’s all an industrial-age scam.
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for the most part yes
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Yeah
The sad thing for me…my clan is so old we don’t even have a crest anymore…because the place those records were kept burned down a few hundred years ago
/sad
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
NDNation will be contacting you shortly.
Can I have your stereo?
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Can we send Dick H to NDNation?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Don't you think they have enough of his type?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
A quick primer on pillars and he's good to go
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 25, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Pillars? Are there five of them?
NDNation might want to check their sources on them?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
I can't keep them straight, they get mixed up in my head with tiers and/or values
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by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
1. Pilgrimage to Dublin
2. Push at least 5 poors into a mud puddle
3. Air Grievances against USC and Michigan at least 5 times a day while facing South bend
4. At least 3 times a day complain about how things, particularly ND offense, arent “what they used to be”
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
That was called Michigan.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
Unless that "charity" is a recruiting fund
Or an upper-class hooker
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
TIERS MAN, TIERS
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by stempke on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wait, is NDNation just throwing together any Celtic tradition to feel AUTHENTIC IRISH HURR???
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Dropkick Murphys dude
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
/swigs Killian's
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
And McSorley's dude
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
LOL LIEK I'M TOTALLY IRISH AND LISTEN TO DROPKICK MURPHYS
/kid from Medford
//kid is 1/8 Irish
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
vraghsjagsARWgks
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
No, Welsh is not Irish
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Or Ys
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, come on.
Crazy Train by Ozzy O’Sbourne is totally Irish.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
/Throws party at Twizted Kilt
//orders Irish carbombs
///plays U2
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
VRAGHSJAGSARWGKS
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
tell that to the English
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
reply fail
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
///eats Beef O'Brady's potato skins
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'M SORRY ND NATION
I FORGOT HOW IMPORTANT IT WAS TO REMEMBER OUR HERITAGE IN THE AULD COUNTRY OF SOUTH WEYMOUTH.
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you might even be legally allowed to wear it in public!
/lol sumptuary laws
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Yeah now that I think about it my ancestors were probably the ones banning the tartans, not wearing them
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
Up top!
That’s part of the story of how my family’s surname came to be…
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by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 26, 2012 9:04 AM EST up reply actions
I was waiting on someone to bring that up.
I knew I could trust the commentariat to do it.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Once upon a time
I almost spent an ungodly amount of money on MacKenzie tartan. I found out it was all bullshit before doing so, though.
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dress kilts are a racket
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Unless you have a true living clan
with an actually head of the house? Everything advertised in the US is a complete racket. If you have a real living clan you can contact them and figure out the authentic things
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
ours would be Prince Charles
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
...
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Even that is mostly retro bullshit.
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If it is registered though with the UK
there is some authority in it
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but it was still almost certainly made up in the 1700s
and sold as “AUTHENTIKE TARTANS FROMME THE EIGHTHE CENTURIE”
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Absolutely
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
It's not about the tartans
It’s all about your flower
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
I just figured that thistle is sort of the textbook Scottish flower.
i have no idea what they claim IRL.
Let's see
per the wikipedia they do actually have different ones
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Not true!
MacKenzie is holly.
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White rose, here.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Clan Cumming has the pussy willow
You can’t make that up
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Giuthas Scots Pine
We get a tree? Interesting
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
it's the blackwatch
I couldn’t find my clan tartan while I lived there.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 25, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Movies currently playing or about to begin on HBO
Torque, Arthur remake, Alvin and the Chipmunks the squeakquel, Head of State, Life as We Know It, Love potion no. 9.
It’s literally like they’re trying to pick crappy movies.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Hey at least on Love Potion no. 9
There is a scene where a chimp humps a wall so hard he busts through it. That’s comedy.
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This will mean little to anyone other than Chloe and perhaps That Other Jon Who's Taller Than Me
The new Bill & Ruths in Pryor opened today.
I am on the verge of reuben-instigated coma.
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DRANKIN ON THAT TERRAPIN CHOCOLATE STOUT
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My back feels less than great. 4U is too many U.
Thank god the fileserver isn’t actually full of drives yet.
Clearly written by someone who didn't grow in the country
There are tons of legitimate reasons for owning a truck
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I'm from the country and I thought it was funny.
Those are all things I can imagine country friends of mine doing.
Although I also agree
that although there are plenty of reasons to own a pickup, probably 75% of those owned are not necessary.
Isn't that kind of the point?
It goes through all the stereotypes but the answer is inevitably yes? Or am I misinterpreting it?
Sposed to be SEC
There's no positive mention of owning a truck. It's a good start, but it's incomplete
It would better if it went through several of the stupid reasons and there was one that was like “I have actual, real work to do, that requires moving heavy things.” but the way this is set up implies that those stupid reasons are the reasons one would have for owning a truck.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
about 95% of them where I grew up, actually
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I can't speak to your experience
but I grew up in total Hick Nowhere, and my rough estimate would be that 3 out of every 4 pickup trucks people owned there were either not needed at all, or were being used for tasks that could have been done better with something else.
I firmly subscribe to the school of thought that there are almost no in-town tasks that can’t be done better with a van (or even a stationwagon). Especially with the giant pickups of today, with six-foot liftover height and so on. There are some towing and hauling projects where pickups are needed, but they aren’t all that numerous compared to the number of trucks out there.
I grew up in a farming community
Those that didn’t live on a farm almost certainly worked on one, or in a service industry directly tied to those farms. Trucks or at the bare minimum an AWD capable SUV are an absolute necessity.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
You're the exception.
A big load of topsoil or gravel or something like that is exactly what you need a pickup for, and then you use it for everything else. I’d still say my main points hold true. I don’t think the flowchart was intended to disparage farmers, I think it was pointing the finger at everyone else. And everyone else outnumbers stempke by quite a bit. In those cases, pickups are no less impractical/excessive than Lamborghinis.
Pretty much anyone who does anything involving "buying lumber"
needs one too.
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people deliver
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I am not about to pay somebody to deliver
supplies to my house for my crazy ideas. Still pissed I had to rent a POS toyota truck to go get some boards from home depot.
I miss my ranger
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
We're also at a strange point where "rural" and "farming" do not necessarily go hand in hand, as they once
Rural but not agricultural communities don’t need trucks the way stempke’s community does.
Sposed to be SEC
Suburban communities still have use for them
the only draw back really is mpg. And they’re slowly getting better
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Pfft.
If they made Rangers and Dakotas still, I’d agree with them getting better. Right now they’re improving the technology but making them huger and huger all the while. It shouldn’t be hard to put things in your vehicle that you use to carry things
You show me someone in the suburbs who finally makes the switch from a pickup to a Transit or a Sprinter van, and I guarantee that they’ll wonder why they waited so long. Again, not the same as true rural or long-hauling applications, but a major area where trucks are used when there is a better tool.
Tacomas are the best truck ever made.
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Only as their doppleganger, the Helix
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Same.
If I could get my hands on one of those right now I’d definitely buy it. My truck is in perfect running order and hopefully will last a long damn time, but I’d still jump all over a Hilux if I found one.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Love those fucking things
Diesel engine. We ragged the shit out of the one we drove around in Kosovo. It’s amazing that thing was still running when we left. But it had survived plenty of rotations before us, so I’m sure it had been through the same or worse. You couldn’t destroy that thing no matter how hard you tried.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
/nods
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
Toyota Hilux
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
woah wait.
They stopped making rangers?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Oof
they used to build them in KY
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, this was the last year of the Dakota too
The market for light trucks is almost nil.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
True-ish
but as a migrant college student who packs up everything I own and moves on an average of every 6 months, it’s way more convenient to move in my Tacoma than it was in my ’89 prelude. I also live on a farm though, so I have some other justifications. The biggest drawback of being a kid on a farm with a truck is that your personal vehicle becomes a “farm truck.”
To the tweetmobile!
We had a Tundra.
Knew when we bought it we’d have to haul a car from Kentucky to Arizona, so got something that could do that plus carry stuff in the back. I still sort of miss that truck.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Trust me, even if you don't need to when you first get it
You will FIND shit to haul.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
Good point
I wish I had a truck just about every day. (And not just because my bitchass Honda brings insecurity because every other male vehicle in my parking lot is a truck). My next vehicle will probably not be a truck, because I won’t need one for (what I expect) will be city and apartment life. On down the line, though, when the my empire has produced a suitable plantation, I will have my desire.
Sposed to be SEC
I have two "trucks"
A traditional pick up (1998 Dodge Ram) that I use for towing a camper or whatever. And my trusty 1983 Dodge Ramcharger for plowing snow and all around redneck fun.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I'm pretty sure if you hit a tree with a Ramcharger, the tree goes flying and the truck keeps going straight.
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It has never let me down. It's never once not started (unless I did something stupid like leave the lights on)
And it’s never gotten stuck
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Indeed
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I CAN NOT REC THIS HARD ENOUGH
That is a 1966-1977 Ford Bronco.
I sold my last one a while ago.
FURK you medical community and bills.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 26, 2012 9:26 AM EST up reply actions
first (and only) car was a Ford Ranger
not a big truck of course. But enough for me o get around and for the family to have something if we ever needed anything hauled
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
A pool party in the tailgate?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Um, hate to go all 2007, but wasn't it announced way back then that the trees were already dying?
No excuse for Updyke’s pathologically insane action’s, but mourning their loss as if it’s a totally unforseen shock is a bit like the Holy Grail’s “Bring Out Your Dead” scenario. Dying tree twitching on the cart…“I’m not dead yet…” Updyke bludgeons its face with a shovel…..Idiot.
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
Don't you have important things to do that are beyond the ken of all the rest of us?
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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I still have to piece together the morality of middle management.
things… they are not going smoothly
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A couple days ago he tried to troll us all by saying we waste our days on this board.
While he only spends 30 minutes a day on the site.
In response to getting blowed up trying to troll badly, mind you.
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If you're tired of being inundated with Bam fans pissing in your sandbox,
then root for K-State to pull their head out of their @ss and actually win something, instead of getting rolled by the 3rd place team from the SEC-W.
Being a fan of a so-so CFB team and lingering on eternally on blogs is like choosing to be a Cleveland Browns fan and wondering why Steelers/Patriots/Niner/Packer fans are always giving you shit. Quit whining and win a title.
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
by Dick H on Jan 25, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
td;dr
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Jesus, just fuck off already.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
I'm afraid Jon does not have any eligibility left.
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Yes, this does indeed make it rather difficult for me to lead my team to victory.
I’m glad Dick was able to win a national title this year, however. He must have worked very hard!
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/Dick never attended Alabama
/Dick went to UAB
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
/devidee'd
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
He went to college?
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
They have an awesome trade program
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
/Dick never went to college
//He didnt have time for that shit
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
Uh-oh, your half hour is up.
See you tomorrow!
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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Dude
You 30 minutes is up.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
YES
it is all YOUR FAULT, jonfmorse, that K-State’s football team is not better. Why can’t you be more like Dick here and contribute in a meaningful manner to the success of your favorite football team.
Unfortunately for you, this is the only nugget of wisdom you are getting today. Dick H has got some pictures of Bear Bryant to jerk off too, unlike you LOSERS who spend all your time on this lame ass site
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by Yail Bloor on Jan 25, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm so ashamed.
I can’t go on any longer.
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FUCK YOU
1) For the assumption that people truly “choose” to be fans of any team
2) For being a pompous, self-righteous cockbag about your team
3) For implying that they aren’t trying to win a title, or that it’s that easy(and no, you can’t just claim them, you whinging ass)
and 4) For insulting the Browns.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 25, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Who would choose the Browns, really? Even Lerner didn't have a choice.
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
hell, i get the feeling that holmgren isn't even a fan of the team, and they're paying him millions of dollars
though it does happen somewhat frequently watching pro ball that i think “man, it must be fun to be a fan of that not-browns team.”
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Do you read Fun with Peter King over at KSK?
PK: I think I can’t wait to hear Mike Holmgren’s and Eric Mangini’s explanation for paying Jake Delhomme $7 million in 2010. I really can’t wait.
Drew: "I was raped in Cleveland a decade ago. Payback is a bitch."
Damn near made me fall out a chair in class laughing.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
KSK is hit or miss for me sometimes, but PK riffs are always great.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know why, but when I was reading this, I was picturing you as a dog at the end of his leash
barking and snarling and foaming at the mouth.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
like a browns fan? right?
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Jan 25, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It takes a bit to get me worked up,
but that sort of shit really does it.
Also, “Browns = Dawgs” in the NFL
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Oh, and you and Londonjoe-
Interview from Monfiletto was posted, here
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
surprising lack of discussion of Bill Bellicheck's sexual proclivities
time changes a man
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
That's probably it
My subconscious just connected you with those guys that wear the rubber dog masks
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Mask?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
These guys, that's you on the right, isn't it?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Is that a dog on the right?
Looks like some sort of prairie dog/kangaroo hybrid native to australia
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
The left actually...
but, I say again, “mask”?
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you're required by statute to include "sad" before "arp" to differentiate between UGA arps and Browns arps
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I profess ignorance of this law
and therefore cannot be held culpable, as is the tradition in cultures dating back to Hammurabi
Well do I remember sitting down at age 3
and carefully charting out the pros and cons of college football teams and making the (AT THE TIME) totally rational choice to be a Notre Dame fan.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
So were you born in 74 or 85?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
90. this was the monday after the FSU game.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
So,
life started to suck the very next Saturday, huh?
I’ll give you credit, though, I didn’t chart much of anything at age 3. Just getting through the day without shitting myself was an accomplishment.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Jan 26, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
89
It seemed to make sense. 3 year olds are not good prognosticators.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
/cries
//is old
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
We won a national title 7 months after I was born.
I have been misled and am contemplating creative litigation.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Hell, I started school at ND in 1994.
Thinking it had been way too long since we’d won an NC back all the way in 1988, and surely we’d get one while I was in school.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe the Board of Directors at ND Football, LLC could vote on the CEO's leadership
You’re just throwing out vague business terms aren’t you…. oh god you are
NET NET, BOTTOM LINE, LAST IN FIRST OUT, SIX SIGMA
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
SYNERGY
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
LEVERAGED CASH BUYOUT
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
IF WE SECURITIZE OUR SEATS WE HEDGE AGAINST THE DOWNSIDE RISK THAT ONE GETS BIRD POOP ON IT
Sposed to be SEC
YOU JUST NEED TO DIVERSIFY YOUR SEAT LOCATIONS SO THE BIRD POOP DOESN'T HIT ALL OF YOUR SEATS IF IT IS A LARGE POOP
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
(pitches bird poop backed securities to clients)
(shorts them on personal account)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
If Freud's stages are correct
And 3 is tail end of the anal phase, it might have been 2004
You type so well for someone your age.
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by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 25, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
It was a bad analogy anyway.
I mean, K-State’s won a conference championship in your lifetime, AMIRITE?
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Notre Dame football has never won a conference title
/sadclown
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by stempke on Jan 25, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
And that, stempke, is why Dick is better than you.
You, personally. You’re a miserable failure.
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Sadly, not true, apparently.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
But you can lose to second place and lose your division.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
...Mike? MIKE?
I’m sorry, man. I know that was a cheap shot, but it was for the greater good, man!
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Sorry, I blinked out for a bit there...
had to go watch the 2002 OSU National Championship celebration on youtube
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What do I do here?
Am I allowed to post half-comments?
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Y cn lwys pst s f y hv bn dsmvwld.
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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Where are our Welshmen to translate?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
when did you become Welsh?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
You root for the Browns as well?
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Hey, that title belongs to Pottsville
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Heeheehee
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N
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Just pull the grey goose out of the floorboard of your car...you know, next to the uzi
and take a swig. It will be okay.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, if the Israeli mafia were after YOU,
you’d have those things too!
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If the Israeli's are "after you"
They get you. I’ve seen Munich
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Well played, sirrah
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So are the Israelis
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don't call them. they'll ride a motorcycle up to your car and call you.
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by Londonjoe on Jan 25, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I still enjoy the cell phone assassination story from the 1990s
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Headrests in cars are dangerous weapons, people
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Sigh.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
make sure you watch this too
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
But no Super Prize wins.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Hey, my team has won a title
so shut up, he has my permission to whine
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Kentucky won something in Football of the American Variety?!?!?!?
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I believe they even briefly had the coaching talent of one Paul Bryant
Known as “Bear” in the vulgar tongue.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
And it wasn't vacated?
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 25, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
I will suffer "har har violations/vacations/cheaters" nonsense from many?
But a Tennessee fan? C’mon now man
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, didn't realize you were only talking football.
Carry on, then.
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 25, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Uhm...
Applies to Bruce Perl too
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Come on
Next you’ll tell me one of their coaches was so notorious for snitching on others while running the loosest of loose ships that he got a championship of player criminality named after him.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Sigh. Fine.
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 25, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
This needs the little happy gator
in place of… whatever that thing is.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
Until "championship of player criminality"
that comment could have described both UT’s previous football and basketball coaches
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
If Bama fans want to claim all those CFB national titles with a straight face?
I am MORE than justified in claiming 1950
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
You'd be surprised who has
I mean, we’ve even got a national title @Syracuse. It’s like they’ll let anyone get one.
/must have at least 8 titles to ride this ride
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Like I said
If Bama can claim titles from before WW2? We might as well claim the one from 1950
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Auburn could claim about 3-4 more
from that pre-WWII era, as well. We just don’t.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
it's almost like no one with half a brain gives a shit about pre 1950 football
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Pretty much.
Not even Bama cared about them until 1983. That’s the year their sports media guide suddenly saw a jump in the number of championships they claimed all because an assistant SID decided to put them in there.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Probably because Bear wasn't around anymore to call bullshit.
I suspect that man wouldn’t approve of claiming something he didn’t win fair, square, and clear-cut.
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This is definitely a possibility.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
I think that would be a pretty safe bet
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I DONT SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL WAS ITS A FUCKING WOODEN PIG ITS NOT LIKE IT MEANS ANYTHING
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I don't draw IC charts for it, if that's what you mean
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I don't get it. Did worldwide conflict somehow make football legitimate, and before then, it didn't actually happen?
Pre-war football happened. Titles were won. The issue isn’t claiming them, it’s claiming titles that include one dude in a newspaper sports section in Mobile giving you a title.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
It's that the way the game was played and who was playing
WAS VASTLY different at that time. Also the ability for national recognition.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
So, that means we ignore it?
Bama’s issue, in my mind, isn’t that they claim pre-war titles. It’s that they claim any and everything that could possibly be claimed as a title, even if it’s Joe Schmo’s National championship.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
I mean
It’s kind of like giving a shit about basketball titles before they expanded the field to 32.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
TELL ME ABOUT IT
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Not giving a shit is one thing. Ignoring the fact that they happened is another.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
The titles are fine.
“We made the elite eight in 1964!!!!”, on the other hand, is bullshit.
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Wait are you saying UCLA might not have won threeveteen consecutive titles in today's system?
GASP.
(actually, they might still have considering they usually had like, 20 of the 25 best players at any point in time)
and were paying them to go there
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
They certainly would not have.
Mostly under the principle that at some point, they’d have dicktripped a second-round game at some point, or the grind of the tournament would have caused them to lose a game they otherwise won in reality.
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I think the argument is that there's strong correlation between apparent worth of a title contender and pre/post-war.
Schedules seem to have gotten a lot more interconnected, for one thing. The University of Washington was probably still playing HS teams FFS.
That line is the WWI line.
Having just gone through the Big 6/7/8/12 and SWC for the Wiki, I noticed that right away: the colleges stopped playing clubs and high schools when they came back from WWI, whereas they were playing them pretty regularly before war broke out.
The WWII line is the intersectional line.
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It's the intersectional line for all of you, maybe
/boards train to LA
//players miss weeks of class
///no one things of the children
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Well, yes.
Notre Dame started it all.
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It's different, but football pre-BCS was different than it is now.
If whatever the major outlet of the time granted it, it counts. If the hometown paper did, it doesn’t.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
I generally don't get to worked up over sporting events
that happened before I was born. In general, I would say that the further back you go, the less relevence is has, unless you have a specific reason for being interested in a certain event.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
As could most every other team with a title-
if OSU counted them like Alabama does, we could claim at least 6 more, putting OSU at 13
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I wonder if we could apply this rule to basketball?
/busily counting up UK bball titles using “Bama Math”
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Well surely both of the NIT titles have to be counted, because it was the more prestigious tournament at one time
Also, when they did regional selections, we were once of twice undefeated but inexplicably not selected, so obviously we would’ve won those champions and those count and
(I’ve heard people make these arguments before, sadly)
Sposed to be SEC
I will not dispute the prestige of the NIT at the time
However, I will also point out that most years, the NIT didn’t invite anyone from west of Cincinnati, whereas the conference champions of the major southern and western conferences couldn’t play in the NIT as a general rule because they were bound to the NCAA.
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wasn't aware that having rooted for a team that won a title was a pre-requesite for having and talking to friends
you monster
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
#foreveralone
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Ze clock!
She has started, http://timer.onlineclock.net/timers/30minutes/
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/sets watch timer
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
natural selection at work!
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Just saying, I thought they already KNEW they were dying many years ago
…and was wondering why they are only now considering what to do with the location.
What a great bunch of guys…
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
This is just a theory but,
it probably has to do with the fact that an asshat greatly hastened the rate at which they’re dying.
1/3 of your precious time here
Gone.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, you're the guy whose claim to fame is succesfully trolling Finebaum. That was awesome.
You’re now a member of an elite club – one of the 58,000 other adult male fans in the state of Alabama to have done so.
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
by Dick H on Jan 25, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I can't imagine why people around here don't like Alabama fans. They seem like such nice people.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Do we have to pay you overtime now?
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there are 58,000 people in Alabama that can be considered "Adults?" in a Piaget sense of the term?
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Jan 25, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
no, we just have to attach ead to his name
and get in our insults before yon banhammer swings
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by saxattack29 on Jan 25, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ok...youve gone over
Now were gonna have to start charging you…
/Also you probably shouldt piss Nick Petrilli off
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
/Cooley takes charge
//50-50 call
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 25, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
HIS FOOT WAS ON THE LINE!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I'm bored but this is apt:
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 25, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
IT CROWD AUTOREC!
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR OVER A YEAR TO ENGAGE THAT AUTOREC. THANK YOU. ALL CAPS ARE WARRANTED.
Nadolig Hapus
Surely there's been IT Crowd stuff here before that?
That show is up there with Community in the “practically designed for people on this website” group.
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This is the part where I say I have no idea what IT CROWD is and found it on gifsforum.com
Sposed to be SEC
And now, a sad moon is on the rise.
Sryzly though: bomb-ass British show about an IT department in a big corporation. All on Netflix instant. 18 eps over 3 seasons; you can watch the whole thing in a weekend.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
by protocoach on Jan 25, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And an Archer rec
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
It was the summer, I'm a college student
What better do I have to do than talking about dead hookers on a syndicated sports talk show?
What’s your claim to fame Dick? Man with a life? There are 200 million other people just like you. So you may just want to get off your high and mighty horse buddy, you’re not exactly going over new ground here.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You must be a delightful person in meatspace.
Introduce yourself by insulting the people who hang out here. Act like a troll.
You know, the reason we spend a lot of our time here (while doing other things) is that we all genuinely like each other, despite our rooting interests. You on the other hand, are an asshole, no matter what your affiliation.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 25, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmmm.
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 25, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You know what's so extra creepy about this for me?
The angle of the camera doesn’t give enough visual clues to show your mind how big the ice chunk is, and my eyes thought it was really fucking big. So the polar bear looks fucking enormous.
Sposed to be SEC
Well, polar bears are the largest of the bears...so it probably is fucking enormous
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What caliber gun would we need to kill it?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Laser pistol, obvs
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
pew pew?
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 25, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
my thoughts exactly
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
So it's like a dinosaur?
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Depends on how good of shot you are
If you can be sure you’re going to hit it in a vital area, a .270 or 30-06 would be sufficient. There’s no way in hell I’d go out there with less than a .45
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
LONG STORY SHORT
the calibre doesn’t always matter once the head bone plate is facing you. basically tank armor.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I've heard this is the best approach for wild boars
Don’t bother shooting it; get behind the fucking and slit its throat.
So advise the Kiwis.
Sposed to be SEC
And whatever you do,
don’t bring Highgarden Red that your wife packed along for the trip.
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So, a 120mm sabot? Or do you think HE would work?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
HE. but you wouldn't have much of a trophy
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
You think that's bad, try an MPAT round.
The “Bunker Buster”.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
No kidding here,
a guy I was acquaintances with in college had to kill to polar bear. It charged him while he was doing scientific research.
He went through hell with some governing body (can’t remember which one), before he got cleared.
Considering polar bear hunting rights sell for high five figures, I don't doubt they wanted to make damn sure he wasn't just a poacher with a good story
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Polar bear needs to be replaced by a spider
so we can post that when necessary.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LIKE YOU IT CANNOT WORK
Brady Hoke, “At Ball State I had 2 goals: 1. Play football. 2. Drink every beer in Muncie, Ind.” Nothing but respect for the honesty.
http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2012/1/25/2734951/brady-hoke-had-big-dreams-in-college
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 8:09 PM EST reply actions
I am now in love as well
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
I TOLD EVERYONE HE WAS AWESOME A YEAR AGO BUT NOOOOOOOOO
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I think he said that at his introductory press conference, or within a week of taking the job.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
SOON
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
I demand that he start being a sanctimonious ass immediately.
This is not acceptable.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
ND-Seton Hall at first media timeout
0-0
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
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I really like fat, evil Mike Brey slowly strangling opponents to death.
This is fun.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
I think I will always chuckle at this
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 25, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
I'm watching on MSG via Directv. I think it might be on ESPN360
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 25, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
It's also on local tv here, if you want to move back
//ducks incoming South Bend jokes
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by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 25, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
Amongst true gentlemen
the exchange of salutations must be given proper respect. The contest can wait.
part of local stadia
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I thought he left his heart in San Francisco?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
The Habs use their goal anthem again these days
I guess the complaints over “Vertigo” finally got up to upper management. Those complaints also could’ve been because it was in English.
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/calls 911
//reports assault
///in Boston
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4-0 now
The Red Wings getting blown out on the road to an inferior team was more fun when the Islanders did it and I was at that game
/Hipster’d
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I...land...ers...fan?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
/Montreal citizens are forced to do something in English
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
could watch this all night
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
Interestingly of the people I've met from Quebec, only one was a true Quebecois
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
met two!
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Did they make you feel sufficiently terrible about yourself for speaking English?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I lived with one and insulted his french regularly
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
They do speak horrendous French
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
I had family in Quebec, only visited once
They were fine because they were transplants. But Quebecois? God, fuck Quebecois.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
Our main three point sniper is Quebecois, so I have no ill will
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
CHAMPLAIN REPRESENT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
So is Kris Joseph
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know who that is, but there's something lifeless about those eyes, it's creeping me out
Which is a shame because the rest of her seems lovely
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Quebecois figure skater from the 2010 games
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
For some reason, I've worked with close to 10 Quebecois in the past few years
at three different workplaces. They were all very pleasant, except for one woman who was the most self important, uncaring piece of shit I’ve ever met.
Well, I guess I should watch USA-Panama instead of the Red Wings having another shit the bed game.
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Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy, the guy who invented Coca Cola, and the Magician
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:26 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Futurama sunken Atlanta gif
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
*Rec...not gif
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
The fabled lost city...
OF ATLANTA!
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Forgot about the airport
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, what is someone with actual stuff to do now to do with this comment flood?
It’s like a Saturday here!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 8:26 PM EST reply actions
Getting Galavision so I can watch US-Panama on the telly: good!
OH GOD MORE PITBULL COMMERCIALS: bad.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
EN ESPANOL
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
¡QUE TENGAMOS UN BUEN TIEMPO!
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
This is still pretty much b-team.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 25, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
At least I've heard of him, unlike the entire backline.
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 25, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
We have another two years to develop some talent.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 25, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Obligatory
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
They let Bob Griese call that game?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
It's full of stars...
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
YO SOY FIESTA
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, Hamid didn't get the start?
…Good lord. Is Jermaine Jones the second-best guy on the pitch for the US?
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
the best. as usual.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Yawn.
I really should go to bed earlier when I have to get up early.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 25, 2012 8:39 PM EST reply actions
Release the Kraken coming up on American Idol!
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
/looks at salami and cheese
//looks at sugar snap peas
///feels fit of pants after last few weeks
////sighs and grabs sugar snap peas
Sposed to be SEC
/lolz at choice
//feels waistband tighten
///has a sad
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
I buy strange things when I shop sometimes
And when salami is only $6.99/lb and corned beef is $11.99/lb., I say roll the dice
Sposed to be SEC
GOOOOOOOOOOL
EEUU
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 8:45 PM EST reply actions
Who the heck scored, anyway?
I didn’t recognize the hair. Was that Bunbury?
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 25, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently Graham Zusi
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
that was the most unenthusiastic "goooolllll" I've ever heard.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
YOU GUYS YOU GUYS
Apparently you can use the number pad to scroll through comments. I don’t know why you would, but hey.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
Numpad doing nothing for me other than rolling the scrollbar.
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Huh.
Star and 9 scroll up for me, and 3 and + scroll down. Haven’t found a z equivalent yet, though.
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 25, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, hey, star and plus work like Shift-C and C for me. Okay.
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no numpad
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Oh awesome, Gordon Ramsey in the region. Wonderful.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Capital Region, NY State
Maybe his “redo kitchen” version of show at “Cambridge Hotel” live on Fox at 10!
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Page won't stop loading, have to reload to get new comments.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 25, 2012 8:48 PM EST reply actions
I blame gawker.
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Stop the page
Then turn auto-refresh off and on again.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
That worked. Need to remember that.
Yea!
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 25, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
This was happening to me earlier in the week-
kept trying to load from “in.getclicky” – seems to have gone away
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
SBNation has been a mess at work the last two days, shutting down on Internet Explorer multiple times.
EDSBS pages seem much more stable.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
It's been happening to me all week whenever someone posts an image from gawker.
/shrug
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Yeah, it's only been happening on the MacBook from work...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Big East has become B1G East.
Notre Dame 19, Seton Hall 18 at the half.
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Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
Muahahahaha.
Excellent.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
THIS ISSA A PRAWBLEM OF CRAWWWSSSSSS POLLINASHUN PAAAWWWLLLLL
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
They wear just commemorating the anniversary of the Flu Epidemic
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
Seeing the score alone cannot do justice to how bad that half was.
And one of these teams gave Boeheim a sad last weekend
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 25, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
that is all the sad that team had for the year to give away apparently.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Try watching VT play basketball
Our game vs UVA had both teams finish with under 50 points for the first time since 1945.
To the tweetmobile!
FSU and Harvard say meh.
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
So is this manly just MLS players again?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 25, 2012 8:52 PM EST reply actions
mostly
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Mead is interesting
A little sweet for me, though
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
Worth trying once
but meh.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Definitely falls under the "just because I like the individual ingredients doesn't mean I like their combination" heading
See, e.g., sausage icecream
Sposed to be SEC
Where?
Home made or a brand?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 25, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
there is actually a meadery near Xavier. makes a bunch of different kinds.
the regular stuff is too sweet for my tastes, but they had other kinds that were dry, and one that almost tasted like gin.
the brewer also made me an excellent wassail from it after we were talking for a bit once.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
I'm guessing you don't mean the Xavier in New Orleans
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 25, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Cincinnati
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Good mead is awesome
Mediocre mead tastes like cheap champagne
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I was thinking like Verdi but if you wanna get all fancy on me
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
ohhhh, the memories
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Dammit, hived
Can’t believe we just got an Andre hive
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
More or less
This was kind of like sherry.
Holy shit, what kind of tool drinks sherry and mead? I play too much skyrim.
Sposed to be SEC
I think the only sherry I own in cooking sherry, and I guess if times get bad enough, we can get drunk on that
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Sherry is awesome, especially in cooking.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Ahmed: I cannot...taste neither the fermentation of grape nor of wheat
Herger: HAHAHAHA IT’S MADE FROM HONEY
I really should have been a viking
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I still want to know why they changed the title of that movie to "The Thirteenth Warrior."
“Eaters of the Dead” was so much better.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Because they wanted to make the movie PG13
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
And the title is what changed that?
Although let’s just call it like it is… Beowulf.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Not by itself, but I could see the MPAA being all bitchy about cannibalism references
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
the end of that movie made no fucking sense
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
The whole thing was Crichton turning Beowulf
into a “real” story. Came about from a bet with a professor friend who had scheduled a class called “The Great Bores of Literature” or something along those lines.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
What didn't make sense about it
Bulwyf kicks ass, wendol go home
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
the movie as beowulf, sure, but it didn't follow from previous events in the movie.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
I had no problem tracking the story
The Wendol were controlled by two people. The Queen, who they killed in the caves, and the “General” who lead the charge at the end. When he was killed the rest of the wendol, who were actually just people, panicked and ran
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
it makes sense now I guess.... but I was expecting more from the surly prince and the city, honestly. it was a dangling plot thread that threw me for a loop.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
That could have been further expanded, true
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
TWSS
Hadta
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
Guys
Dick H has made me realize the error of my existence. The height of my entire existence as a man, up until this point, has been trolling Paul Finebaum. I have done nothing more productive or as fame inducing as that. Thus, I have decided to leave this place and advance my life until I am too good and awesome to hang out with you sad sack of losers.
I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be a troll. That’s not my business. I don’t want to troll or make fun of anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible; Jew, Gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness, not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone, and the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.
Greed has poisoned men’s souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has trolled us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. The computer and the internet have brought us closer together.
The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men; cries out for universal brotherhood; for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women, and little children, victims of a system that makes men troll and harass innocent people. To those who can hear me, I say, do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress.
The hate of men will pass, and trollss die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as trolls die, liberty will never perish. TROLL FOLLOWERS!! Don’t give yourselves to trolls, men who despise you, enslave you; who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel! Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men – troll men with troll minds and troll hearts! You are not trolls, you are not cattle, you are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You don’t hate! Only the unloved hate; the unloved and the unnatural.
TROLL FOLLOWERS! Don’t fight for harassment! Fight for liberty! In the seventeenth chapter of St. Luke, it is written that the kingdom of God is within man, not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people, have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy, let us use that power. Let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, trolls have risen to power.
But they lie! They do not fulfill that promise. They never will! Trolls free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us fight to fulfill that promise. Let us fight to free the world! To do away with internet barriers! To do away with greed, with hate and intolerance! Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s happiness. Troll followers, in the name of democracy, let us all unite! Commentariat, can you hear me? Wherever you are, look up commentariat! The clouds are lifting! The sun is breaking through! We are coming out of the darkness into the light!
We are coming into a new world; a kindlier world, where men will rise above their hate, their greed, and brutality. Look up, commentariat! The soul of man has been given wings and at last he is beginning to fly. He is flying into the rainbow! Into the light of hope, into the future! The glorious future, that belongs to you, to me and to all of us. Look up, commentariat. Look up!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:53 PM EST reply actions 13 recs
...
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
right click, save as
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Is this like one of those Occupy things?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 25, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
/offers Dick for Great Wall of Text
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/builds Hanging Gardens of Unclosed Tags next to Great Wall of Text
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by Chris Pendley on Jan 25, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
//posts EDSBS self-destruct sequence
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
NO YOU WILL NOT PUT IN THAT CHARACTER SEQUENCE
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
you put a space in there
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
tl;dr
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
tl;dr
Probably some shit about Syracuse getting robbed again anyway.
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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
(and green.)
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Nah it's probably MG the Giants
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
I got it.
And you got my rec.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 25, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
orsonwellsclapping.gif
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
Well played
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Jan 25, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
NO
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
I knew you ferriners were into that prevert stuff
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
lulz
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
LSU Freek: this ad is made for an 8-Ball appearance
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Well, that's never appropriate.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 25, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Cmd/ctrl-f "Dick H"
Point, laugh.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
That sounds hauntingly familiar
What did you crib to create that
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Speech at the end of The Great Dictator
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Damn it, I knew this was familiar
Some of the phrasing sounded a little like MLK, but I knew that wasn’t it.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
ah. for somereason i was trying to figure out if it was some odd spin on the master/slave dialectic
but i’ve had to read way way too much hegel
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
YO DAWG I HEARD WE LIKE THESIS IN YOUR ANTITHESIS SO WE PUT ANTITHESIS IN YOUR THESIS
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
that's a rec
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
...
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
did you think of that, or quote someone? because i made this to send to everyone i know, and want to know who to credit
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
if everyone you know
can recognize a portrait of hegel, you are running with a pretty highbrow crowd
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Utility, yo.
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
J-MILL, WHAT WHAT
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
by protocoach on Jan 25, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/kills 5 innocent men to spare one evil utility monster's life
Sposed to be SEC
by Old South on Jan 25, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BUT IT PROVIDES MORE OVERALL HAPPINESS
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
/Winfield Scott Hancock twitches involuntarily
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The Dude was far more successful
growing facial hair than he was at Generalin’.
Fredericksburg’d/
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Jan 26, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
Should be "heard you like thesis"
Otherwise, it’s yours
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
The Great Dictator
Whose message is STILL fucking amazingly contemporary.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Im reccing it without reading it because Im assuming this Great Wall can be seen from space
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
♫ It's a text...waaaaallll ♫
♫ It won’t be read…by the guy who listens to PAWWWLLLL ♫
by Salt on Jan 25, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
May I assume Dick stopped by today?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 25, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions
Oh, yes.
You and I both are not allowed to have opinions until we get off our asses and win a national championship.
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Not to mention make KSU get its head out of its ass or something mumble mumble
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
CTRL+F Dick H
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
also, thank you and protocoach, I have learned search. !
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
mumble mumble ass out of head
/eats Haagen-Dahz
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 25, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Lovely.
Worth reading? At least the counter trolls?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 25, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, the counters were priceless.
I even had a brief Hallmark moment while reading them.
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I'll put this on the to-do list for tomorrow.
Or maybe for halftime of the game tonight.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 25, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Didn't realize it was this thread.
Seems like a nice guy, think we need to invite him to a tailgate in Nov or Dec. Preferably when it is icy-rain that freezes.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 25, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Re: Apple's CEO
Also, gohammond.com is a real thing, it just isn’t what you’re expecting
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 25, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions
funny how he got his MBA at Duke
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Duke doesn't deserve the credit
not until he destroys apple. At which point, We shall ceremoniously give you all the claim
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
no, you can fault us for half the financial industry though.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Just curious
Which half? and who’s the other half?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
You just pissed off an Auburn fan or two, that worm is coming out of Yankee-land.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 25, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Well, Georgia does have a yankee infestation.
by Truffle Shuffle on Jan 25, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
/waves
My loyal heart avows no other.
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The new Wal Mart grand opening is this year!
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I don't know if I will ever top cribbing The Great Dictator.
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GREAT NICE JOB KID YOUR CLAIM TO FAME IS CRIBBING SOME SPEECH FROM A MOVIE OR SOMETHING
by Erik T on Jan 25, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
WHICH IS NOTHING COMPARED TO KNOCKING UP THE GIRL AT THE COUNTER OF THE TASTYFREEZE
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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
wait that's your claim to fame?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
No, I just figured that was Dick's.
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his sister works at tastyfreeze?
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 25, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
hey hey, be nice
cousin.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
hey hey, be nice
step-mother. Who is also his cousin.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 25, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Being tired of Bammers pissin in our sandbox
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
SURE, HER FATHER MAY HAVE FORCED ME TO MARRY HER AFTER THAT
BUT THE 50 POUNDS SHE PUT ON AFTER THE PREGNANCY DOESN’T STOP ME FROM HITTING THAT EVERY NIGHT
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Is this better or worse than knocking up a girl at a Springsteen concert
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
ehhhh worse.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Worse
You got to see The Boss
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
But he got free ice cream
For the record, my daughter was not conceived in the bathroom of a Bruce concert, but the timelines are close
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
for the record, unless they subpoena me, I'm not showing up to your divorce proceedings to testify about this stuff
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
She tells people this, regularly, sometimes within hours of meeting people
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I would love your wife. Sharing and oversharing - how to bond quickly or / and prove if someone has cojones.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
I don't want to aske if it was a possibility as you might answer.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
I just want to know why you were wasting two, three whole MINUTES
in the bathroom during a Bruce concert.
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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
pulled a Pitino
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Jan 25, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
maybe they were wearing kilts?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 25, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Because that is refuge from Bruce.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Seconded.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
I am sorry, but I must insist the only thing he's the Boss of is Mediocrity.
But he isn’t the Eagles I’ll give him that.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
SERIOUSLY?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
He is the Boeheim of rock musicians
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/conflicted on how to respond to this
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Im waiting
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
i've never understood the boeheim hate. only ever seen him when i'm randomly watching a big east game while doing homework.
he yells a lot and stomps around like a petulant child, but every other basketball coach also yells a lot and stomps around like a petulant child.
he is balding, but many other basketball coaches are balding.
how is he worse than any of the others?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
X
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
i would so wear that outfit to teach in, just to be ironic
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 25, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
baby that is the clothes he wore when I was 10
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Steven Van Zandt's guitar playing is like the zone defense
It’s reasonable effective, but it’s not something you would brag about.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
/No wonder The E Street Band always gets knocked out in the second round of Rock band brackets
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
I do like him as Sil a lot, though.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
While some of his songs may speak to people, I am not one of them.
And the music behind them isn’t anything that stands out to me.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
GET THE FUCK OUT
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
If you can't appreciate a Nils Lofgren guitar solo, then we have no common ground
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I am anxious to see how things go without the Big Man
And I don’t mean eager
My loyal heart avows no other.
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I know- I keep looking for tickets to go on sale.
I’m honestly worried about him, though.
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Album comes out month before
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
he's like the Black Eyed Peas of stadium rock.
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"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
by Londonjoe on Jan 25, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No. I don't like him much, but don't bring the BEP into this.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
...
I’m close to becoming a serial killer here.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
You're just trolling everybody tonight
You fucking defended the Arctic Monkeys tooth and nail and you’re going to insult Springsteen?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
LOL U OLD YOU DON'T KNOW MUSIC MAN
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is that you mr. bunuel?
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I AM UN CHIEN ANDALUSIA
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
God it's awesome
That this commentariat can instantly return BOTH relevant references. And I didn’t even really mean to reference either of them.
GET THE FUCK OUT
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
I liked him before I moved here
Now I’m just immersed
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
it does save you fighting the salmon swimming upstream if you didn't like them.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
it would be a better story if she was conceived on the floor
I think I saw people straight up making whoopy on the floor of a widespread panic concert. At least once
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by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 25, 2012 9:17 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
under a truck at a USCe victory over FIU
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
they were crazy band. I say were, assume that level of crazy is not still together.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
who panic? or the E street band?
JB and the boys still put on a show, they’re getting older, but I still have a good time. I cant compare it to old stuff though because my first WSP show was Macon 05
I'm just an animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two- Talking Heads
by Tracy Rocker's Appetite on Jan 25, 2012 9:21 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
that's good. I think I saw them at a festival around the mid 90s
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Let's just say my wife really like "I'm on Fire" and when that song hits, she gets excited
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
great. there goes my favorite springsteen song.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Springsteen said it's not
He didn’t do a good job of making it not like that. Sometimes musicians see that. See “Invisible Touch” by Genesis, which I was convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt was about coke addiction, and I think the lyrics support me, but is apparently just about some girl you can’t stop thinking about who hurts you nonetheless blah blah blah
Sposed to be SEC
Oh, silly OS
Every Phil Collins-penned Genesis song after 1980 was about a girl.
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I do like that song. Wow, haven't allowed my enjoyment to head that path
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
In the unlikely event
you, your wife, and I are ever together where karaoke can be had, you’re getting the following:
Hey widdwe guwl is youw da-a-ddy home
Did he go away and we-e-eave you aww awone
I got a ba-a-a-ad de-e-esiuwww
Oooh, oooh, oooh, I’m on fiuwww
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man that's one of the first songs I ever performed live. gahhhh
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
My wife really, really like "I'm on Fire" and when then next song is something like "No Surrender" which requires a rambling 7 minute story to introduce it, you strike when the iron is hot
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
i thought every springsteen song required a 7 minute story intro
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
There was a thing on TV a bit ago with him
giving a long intro talk about a song and ALL THE SPIDERS.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Which I can't stand.
Just play your fucking songs and let the message of the song portray your spidery opinions. Don’t give me a diatribe behind it. I don’t give a shit and wouldn’t pay money to hear it at a concert.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
In fairness, if you're going to a Springsteen concert, that kinda goes with the territory
If you don’t like it, or at least can’t tolerate it, don’t go.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Yeah, kind of my feelings as well
I’ve been to a lot of country shows, and, well, let’s just say the leanings of the singer, expressed in drunken rants, didn’t exactly match mine. But it’s never bothered me.
Sposed to be SEC
One of the reasons I don't like him.
Heard some of his music, don’t exactly NOT like it, but I couldn’t put up with the spiders.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
I guess once you get that popular
you gain the ability to use it as a platform.
One thing you have to admit: If you were in his shoes, you’d probably be mad that your most iconic song has been misused to convey the EXACT OPPOSITE MESSAGE about eight billion times.
Him, and CCR
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Born on the Bayou is really about Bama?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
Fortunate Son, my man
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I know. Was trying to make a joke about the non spidery song being misapplied.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Ahh, gotcha-
missed it completely the first time around
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Well, that's his fault for mumbling worse than Dylan all the time
and then having only the hook be recognizable words.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
yes please. I know what I know and you know what you know, let's just meet at music.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
welll my daddy used to beat me, and when he beat me he used to say you're the good one, and when you're the good one you have to sing about it... rambles on in a horrifying way about his domestic abuse.... sings Brilliant Disguise
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/picardfacepalmascii
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
Less so now than in the 90s, but yeah he tells stories
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
See, I love No Surrender
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Great song, particularly the acoustic version, but he ALWAYS precedes it with a story
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I bet-
I actual saw him at one of the Kerry campaign concerts- people were asking about my political views the whole time, and I kept saying “Don’t care, just here to see The Boss”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Can anyone here name exactly where a child of theirs was conceived, at what specific time?
/raises hand
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Doesn't that require having a kid?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 25, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
and knowing about it, remember
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
please expound dear sir if it would not irritate the IE
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Onsen (Japanese hot springs resort), Kumamoto, Japan.
We know precisely because it was the month she ran out of medication, and the one time other means were not used. And 9 months and change later, we had a daughter.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
BABY! Right now driving you guys insane, or a blessed child? Or both in one day? Two, right?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
All of the above. And yes, we have 2.
6 year old son, 2 year old daughter.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
meant two year old daughter. Little boy that loves his trains is six? I will remember that in a nonstalkerish way. :)
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
No worries. When you can tell me what pattern his train tracks are in, and which train is on those tracks
that would be stalkerish.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
dude, can you? My brothers never left tracks (hot wheels, trains, bike paths) alone before changing them again.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
That's why it'd be stalkerish
It would mean you’re watching him right this second.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
At the actual concert or after?
Timing makes all the difference here, although it is worse in both cases.
I HAVE A WIFE AND KID AND AM AN ALABAMA AND STEELERS FAN
MY LIFE ISN’T WORTHLESS LIKE YOURS
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
GET BACK TO US WHEN YOU'VE WRITTEN YOUR OWN DAMN MOVIE
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
For those who don't know- it's a South Park episode
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I knew that.
But your quick clarification for Nick made me laugh pretty dang hard.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Last thing I want to see is this blowing up into a huge argument
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
JEW? WHAT? Oh, Mike, My Sister, my niece of 14 and my niece of 9 so far are beating me at Words with Friends. I will not challenge you to a DU-EL until I better my scores.
:))
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Yes ma'am, whenever you'd like to play.
I usually have at least 10 games going at a time
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
well this match is a shitshow
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
the 3
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
wooooot VPN
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"If a Sith lord really wanted to mess with people he’d call himself Darth Fruitbasket" - Gabe
Or Galavision!
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Meanwhile, in Stillwater...
Oklahoma 70, #2 Missouri 66. 1:48 to play. On the deuce.
You’re welcome.
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Shit. Oklahoma State.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 25, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
That's even worse.
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And that Oop probably won it.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Also
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SYRACUSE BACK TO #2 NEXT WEEK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Second place is the first loser maaaannnnn
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Has this been posted here before?
/crosses fingers
//keeps giggling
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
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