THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/25/2012
by Spencer Hall on Jan 25, 2012 10:16 AM EST
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PrintWE'RE SURE THE OTHER TWO KIDS ARE D-1 PROSPECTS, TOO. Dontez Ford, Syracuse recruit, is unafraid. Unafraid of the violence of football. Unafraid of the future. And most importantly, unafraid of the mysteries of calculus.
We're sure there's videos just like this of SEC recruits talking about...you know, things other than calculus. SHUT UP WE'RE FAST, OKAY? REALLY REALLY FAST.
CUE CARNIVAL MUSIC (AGAIN.) We're so far through the looking glass with conference expansion that the Big 12 possibly moving to 11 or 12 teams despite the conference being named the "Big 12" is news, and not just an expectation because yeah, dumbasses, your conference should by all rights have 12 teams. Though members are "happy" with ten members (they always are,) future expansion candidates could include Louisville and BYU. The first would be eager to abandon the perpetually smoldering coal slag fire town that is the Big East, and the latter just wants a safe place to land where it can throw the ball, maul people with Polynesian defensive tackles, and maybe harvest some souls. (BYU FOOTBALL: WE WANT YOUR SOULS. NO REALLY WE DO, BUT ONLY IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE, REALLY.)
TCU remains pretty officially happy about the whole thing, though. (Via.)
WELCOME, ADMIRAL. The Big East did get cooler for having to refer to someone in conference as an Admiral, but we'll let Holly explain all of that with a fine and utterly clear graphic.
LOL GEORGIA. All too happy to point and laugh at our state of residence's inability to govern itself coming into direct conflict with football.
AU REVOIR, NEW MEXICO BOWL. If there is general support to limit the field of bowl teams by reupping the win total to seven wins instead of six, then the sum total of bowls that could evaporate under the new system is somewhere between five and twelve bowls. This is delightful news if you like harumphing about the value of a system almost everyone realizes is just a vast series of exhibitions run by the burgers of America's unremarkable midsized towns in cahoots with thieving university presidents, and bad news if you, like us, enjoy watching games on December 19th no matter how silly they may be.
DEREK DOOLEY BRINGS SOME SUNSHINE. If you do not remember the recruit who stole shit out of the Georgia locker room on a recruiting visit, he has taken his rightful place in Knoxville. It wasn't theft, but more a declaration of purpose, you see.
A REMINDER. Zak Kustok was one of the most important quarterbacks in college football history. No, really, he was.
INDIANAPOLIS IS GOING TO GET EVERYTHING IT DESERVES. Though having a Super Bowl in Indy is a better idea than it sounds when you think of all the delicious local treats you can get there.
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I was told there would be no math.
But I will allow this.
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by She Blinded Me With Violence on Jan 25, 2012 10:18 AM EST reply actions
Muschamp is the bagman?
It created quite a stir when Florida’s coach showed up at church last month. "We gave everybody a heads up, and they were surprised to see [Muschamp]," Clemons said. "And the collection plate was equally surprised."
BECAUSE HE LEFT A HUMAN HEAD IN IT AS A WARNING
Because college football is too important to be left to the professionals.
by Spencer Hall on Jan 25, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions 6 recs
/installs Iron Throne in Athl. Dept. offices
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 25, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
In this metaphor, Urban Meyer is Richard?
And the 2009 SECCG is the boar?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Fuck. I mean Robert.
Too early.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
You mean Robert?
Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions
Well, no. I would think the prevailing opinion here is that he's quite a Richard.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Anyone else see the name Clemons and immediately think Fukc?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 25, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure how I feel about the 7-win proposal
because it’s going to kill some rivalry games in favor of guaranteed wins (as someone on Twitter pointed out, goodbye Louisville-Kentucky game.)
If you want to make it 7 wins to get in, require that at least one of them be a non-conference road game against a BCS conference opponent.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 10:20 AM EST reply actions
I'm in favor of rivalry games as guaranteed wins*.
*yeah, I know, save it
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 25, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
Tennessee would have won if they'd had better shower discipline.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 10:25 AM EST up reply actions
/showers leave for locker room at another university
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 25, 2012 10:26 AM EST up reply actions
//Tennessee gets flagged for too many players in the shower
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 10:26 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not that there's anything wrong with that
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 25, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
well there is at Penn State
what? Spiders? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
i can support this idea
if only because it would have kept Clemson from playing in a bowl game this season
because Fuck Clemson
clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose...
I think what he means is
if and only if you have 7 wins, one of those wins must be a non-conference road game
Much like you only get to count one 1-AA win
you’d only get to be bowl-eligible if you play at least one BCS conference team on the road instead of playing your conference schedule and playing a bunch of directional schools at home to pad out your schedule.
Let’s have Texas going to USC. Let’s have Alabama going to West Virginia. Let’s have Kentucky going to Cincy.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
/Cincy vendors attempt to discriminate against UK fans
//sued under Sec. 1983 for discriminating based on Appalachian origin status.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 25, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
I think that's a good idea, actually
Might hurt the I-AA teams who rely on the scraps of major conference budgets for sustenance, though
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
It's better for fans and for TV
because now, instead of having to try and sell ads for Akron-Florida, ESPN gets to sell ads for Michigan State going to the Swamp (or vice versa.)
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't mind it personally
But be aware if the requirement is you MUST have played one bcs conference team on the road outside your conference – almost by default it becomes necessary to play two bcs conference teams OOC every season.
And that's a bad thing because?
Sure, it makes it harder for a fringe 1-A team to make a BCS bowl, but that’s how they want it.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
As I said, I wouldn't mind it
but the non-bcs FBS teams would probably argue that it’s anti-competitive because it’s collusion designed to prevent bcs teams from playing non-bcs teams (basically making the exclusive club even more exclusive).
Plus, why should playing Duke at Duke, Kentucky at Kentucky, or Kansas at Kansas be valued any higher for bowl qualification than playing non-bcs teams on the road that would probably beat any of those three?
Because there's less inequality of resources.
Sure, the teams you named are not world-beaters, but they have facilities and talent a hell of a lot closer to Alabama, Clemson and Texas than say, Eastern Michigan, Nevada and San Diego State.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions
If you remove the "on the road" stipulation, I'm good with it.
Ohio State plays the front end of a home and home with Cal this year, and thus doesn’t have a BCS AQ road game – but they do next year. I don’t think you should punish teams for scheduling home-and-homes, which the “road game” part would do.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'd be OK with making it every two years as part of a home-and-home
but with the stipulation that schools can’t buy out of the contract in the year they play on the road.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
This entire plan
is like cancelling Community, Firefly, and Sports Night in order to make room on the schedule for more NCIS, Grey’s Anatomy, and COPS.
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/adds another spin off of CSI
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
/dumb slut comedy
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
er, "comedy"
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
Georgia and Florida and S. Carolina do this every year
Right? The ACC is still a BCS conference, right?
I like trucks.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Jan 25, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
Unfortunately.
/westvirginiaclemsonscoreboard.gif
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
And Vanderbilt, technically
I don’t think the Wake “rivalry” is meant to be permanent, but I think they did just extend it…I say “rivalry” because this is the first year we beat them since it became a yearly series…
"Well, if that ain't a show, I'll kiss your ass." - Gov. Jim Folsom Sr. (D-AL), 1948-52
by VandyImport on Jan 25, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
No way Bama goes to WfnVU
List of SEC teams who visited WVU and did not win an MNC that year:
Mississippi State, 2006
Auburn, 2008
LSU, 2011
The trend is obvious: stay out of Morgantown if you want to win the big one.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
Don't forget:
West Virginia, 1891-2011
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 25, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions 19 recs
It's green now.
Don’t know why it took so damn long. Not everyone can be eating lunch at the same time.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I ate lunch
came back to approx 300 comments and a discussion about jerbs
Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
I just hadn't refreshed the page to see how many rec's it had.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Mid-majors get less majory.
If this happens mid majors lose their opportunities at decent TV exposure and paydays to get the budget afloat. In this scenario Boise would never sniff the top 10.
That would further limit the pool of available bowl teams
Remember that a lot of programs “lose” money going to lower-level bowls, once you factor in travel costs for the team, band, entire athletic department and various administrators.
So, teams will continue to take the revenue of a home game vs paying to go to Boise or Shreveport.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Given the choice between making money and going to Shreveport would anyone chose the latter?
by Mango Stasi on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
Extra practice time for bowl games is the reason why they do this
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
The easy fix for that is to allow practice for all non-BCS bowl teams until Dec. 31
and for BCS bowl teams until their games.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
And the negative recruiting of "and they didn't even TAKE their kids to the bowl"
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
These proposed changes are unacceptable.
Just how in the hell do they expect Idaho to resume its victory march back to the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl?
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
Fortunately,
all instruments used in the above video can be found on the chart below:
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 25, 2012 10:21 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Enjoy your rec, sir.
However, needs more 2×4. Observe.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
From the Wikis:
Beef and noodles is another homespun Hoosier dish.
Um.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 10:23 AM EST reply actions
The NYT food section had a major spread on "Mormon cuisine" today
Looked like lots of hotdishes
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
like casseroles?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
/cracks open beehive
//eats honey
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 25, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
Even the "new wave" stuff looked like complete ass.
Jesus christ, people, add some cumin or SOMETHING.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Jan 25, 2012 10:26 AM EST up reply actions
A Minnesota fan complaining about hotdish
WONDERS NEVER CEASE
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Minnesotas traditional cuisine: also ass.
I’m just happy it isn’t 1870, thereby compelling its consumption.
by Owls and Goephs and Craep on Jan 25, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
/a great rumbling of bass and much lutefisk
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 25, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
I felt like Mark-y Mangino...
…was going to bust through the screen with some dope rymes.
I like trucks.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
Did you feel a vibration?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
not yet?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions
Oh Marky Mark
Who woulda known Donny’s brother woulda been a movie star?
Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
Come on swing it!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I think it's safe to say that any cuisine originally from north of 50 degrees latitude or so (so i.e. the ancestral homelands of the Minnesotans)
Is best described as “hearty and homely,” and that’s about it.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
I won't turn down a good casserole, although it seems like a lot of them still rely heavily on starch, eggs, and dairy
Not that I don’t love all three, but there are also more flavorful options
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
Plenty
If the people cooking it are Norweigans. Ref (a) on that would be my grandparent inlaws up in Minny. Taste to calorie ratio is insanely low. Perhaps even negative.
And the best part, is that he's Learning.
Norwegians shouldn't be allowed to cook.
Unless it’s lefse.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Krumkaka on line 1.
Rosettes on line 2.
Meatballs on line 3.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Krumkaka I'll allow
The meatballs come from my Swedish ancestors, not the bastard wegies.
I’ll admit, I haven’t had Rosettes
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
Think a cross between Krumkaka and sugar cookies,
in the shape of a rose. Flaky, crunchy, sugary goodness. /drools
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
They might be my favorite Christmas season cookie
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I HAVE HAD THOSE
OK, opinion of Norwegian cuisine is slightly modified. They’re still responsible for lutefisk and that other thing that you can’t bring on airplanes that I can’t recall the name of.
The lot of them should be dragged to The Hague.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
rumergrot?
Totally agree on lutefisk. Nuke it from orbit.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I give bunuelos!
"I... am a librarian." - Evelyn from "The Mummy"
by Anonymous IV at Mono Lake on Jan 25, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
Hungarian Noodlebake waves hello.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 25, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
/belks
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions
INDIANA DOES NOT GET TO CLAIM HOTDISH
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Clearly Minnesotan
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
Is that on the "Beef and Noodles" page, or the "Hoosier cuisine" page?
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I would only die of spiders if i made any comment on the GA immigration story
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 10:23 AM EST reply actions
Yeah
The only comment I will make to remain as non-spidery as possible is that it is absolutely hilarious to see a knee-jerk policy enacted for sensational purposes come back to negatively affect something that those who enacted said knee-jerk policy probably deeply care about in this state. I believe the Georgia Board of Regents just trolled itself.
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by AuditDawg on Jan 25, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BoR and the legislature
because I’m pretty sure the legislature was pressuring the BoR to act
The problem is that without any clarity we can only make assumptions
Given that he’s originally Samoan, was at a Georgia high school, and now has “documentation issues.” I’m no immigration lawyer, but it’s possible these issues could range from the more obvious to the more obscure student visa issues. That said, if the law’s written as it is, and he falls under the law as it’s written, not sure his status as a good recruit should change things.
/MAKIN EXCEPTIONS NASHIONAL CHAMPEEONS PAWL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
Issues with Student Visas?!?! Why? That's unheard of !!
Or, like a dozen people I knew at MIT.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
I can imagine someone being yelled at this morning,
“You told me this would only affect soccer, maybe track and that other one we started playing a few years ago!”
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 25, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
Here's what happened (and spiders be damned):
Everyone knows this law was aimed and Mexicans and Mexican types. (I’m of Hispanic origin; we can call each other that.) Sometimes Samoans are mistakenly identified as really large Mexicans, except Samoans can play football. The Georgian Legislature doesn’t get out much and the Falcons don’t have any Pacific Islanders on the team, to the Legislature passed a law that was much too broad, i.e., it had football consequences.
Solution: Get him into Life College and let him play rugby for a year. He’ll maintain his vicious edge and learn chiropracty. Then transfer him. Then repeal/amend the law.
You’re welcome, Georgia.
Looking forward to the revelation of Jordan Jefferson's Wonderlich "score"
There's nothing more spidery in our fair state than the debate over this law.
All I’ll say is that I hope young Chester Brown becomes an All-American. And sends lots of newsletters about his exploits to Atlanta.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 25, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but frankly, this issue would come up later if not sooner
What happens when the team gets on the plane to a BCS bowl and young Mr. Brown mysteriously can’t make the flight?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions
Potentially more spidery,
but what happens when you go on the road to Auburn or Tuscaloosa?
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
All the illegals get nuts on the forehead?
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 25, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
The PAWWLL fallout would be toxic
As in, your ears are literally poisoned after listening
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
Typical Georgia
531 cases out of 311,000 is a big fucking problem which needs to be addressed!
I like trucks.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Jan 25, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
"Hey hardworking kid with goals and shit,
we’ve arbitrarily decided to punish you for being dragged to this country by your parents. You really should have taken some personal responsibility for things completely beyond your control."
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 25, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Wait, Georgia pursing bad policy on the whims of ignorant people?
Why I never.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
TRADITION.
I love green because money be green.
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by Joey C. on Jan 25, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That video makes me for ever grateful that youtube did not exist when I was 18
Two things of note from last night’s news
1) I’ll miss Prince Fielder’s homeruns and his “ya know” filled interviews. Good Luck in the D, big guy. I hope you and Miggy both mash, because if Cabrera’s really going to play 3rd, defense is going to be interesting.
2) I was surprised to see Carla Gugino reprising her role as Karen Sisco on Justified. I wonder how long it takes before they acknowledge her maiden name. The confused way Raylan called her “Goodall” tells me it won’t be long. I wonder if Jennifer Lopez was approached about playing the role she made famous. Also, Mykelti Williams character appears to be channeling Bill Cuddy and Tyler Durden.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Per some reviews I read
the wrong studio owns rights to the character “Karen Sisco”. They’re trying to fix it, but in the meantime they’re just going to keep dancing around it hilariously and daring someone to sue.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
Makes sense, the Karen Sisco TV show was on ABC and the Out of Sight movie was Universal neither of which are too fond of Fox
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Why is everyone talking like Detroit is a NL league team?
While Im sure Cabrera will play some 3rd/LF, I see him and Prince splitting 1B and DH.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Because the Tigers themselves are saying Cabrera is playing 3rd
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Now.
I figure about May 1 that changes.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I'd prefer that they leave him there all year.
Cabrera and Fielder manning the corners?
ALL THE GROUND BALL SINGLES
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
MOAR Fly Girls
I wonder if Jennifer Lopez was approached about playing the role she made famous.
I do hear KIW is thinking about starting In Living Color back up.
The only calculus I know
is that U+Me=Us.
by RutgersAl Qaeda on Jan 25, 2012 10:28 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
But what about theese keeeds
HOW DO I REACH THESE KEEEEDS?
Classic
Don’t know much about geography
Don’t know much trigonometry
Don’t know much about algebra
Don’t know what a slide rule is for
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 25, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions 14 recs
Sam Cooke references always get recs
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I'm going to ignore anything beneath this in this particular thread
because I prefer to think to myself, What a wonderful world
Wonderful World,
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Jan 25, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Free country.
Joey Ramone has a special place in my heart, though.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Me too
WHOA!
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Me Three
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Me four?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
and scene
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
O RLY?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
Seen and raised
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 25, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Sorry, I can't hear you
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 25, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah really.
Pass on that.
I’d rather have nails on chalkboard voice I posted above.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
just because of the mrs. cruise thing?
when she was just joey it was ok
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
I have a totally irrational crush on that girl.
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chalkboard voice?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
Yais.
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color me not surprised. ;)
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
I actually saw him in Rent. It was as bad as you'd expect.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Yes, Sam Cooke
No, none of those other people(though I do, in general, like Herman’s Hermits)
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
while your's is better
His is referencing MTV"s “boy band” 2Gether Seen here: linky
Starring these people:
Jerry O’Keefe – “The Heartthrob” (Evan Farmer)
Chad Linus – “The Shy One” (Noah Bastian)
Jason ‘Q.T.’ McKnight – “The Cute One” (Michael Cuccione)
Doug Linus – “The Older Brother” (Kevin Farley)
Mickey Parke – “The Bad Boy” (Alex Solowitz)
(real names in parentheses)
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
Kevin Farley is unmistakably Chris's brother
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
(I'm so ashamed I know these things)
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
you might be younger than me?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
did someone say "penith?"
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 25, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
the missing photo for penith
Does little to enhance the joke. Let’s try again.
“Did somebody say penith?”
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 25, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This kid always gets rec'd.
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Girl, no subject comes close to you.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
you're the only who appreciates me.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
I'm just happy I didn't have to link all that.
You’ve got my sweater, my hat and I can’t find my cat (faint meow).
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
That you know this is both astounding and not at all surprising...
I’m glad I don’t, though I know I know some stupid shit, too.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I had to do a little research but I knew what it was IMMEDIATELY.
movie quoting = I fail at
music trivia = i do ok
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
Wait, what's the difference between this one and the Sam Cooke one?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
you mean other than actual title of song?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
Ooooh, I was confused-
I thought you were saying that they had done a cover-ish of the Sam Cooke song, not that you were actually talking about “U+Me=Us”…
“Up” button, I should have used you!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Good thing I didn't ACTUALLY call you out on this
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Herman's Hermits rec.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
Indianapolis cuisine
I live here, and there are at least 3 Olive Gardens thank you very much!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously though, it’s dead on. My wife is Colombian and I would probably kill a man for a decent Arepa.
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
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by BoilerTMill on Jan 25, 2012 10:28 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
I would murder someone for a table at St. Elmo, but other than than Indy is like every mid-sized Midwestern city
Mostly boring, white-bread chain restaurants that the locals treat like they’re fine dining and a few local gems that don’t get enough attention
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
St. Elmo is really really good. The shrimp cocktail? Fucking fantastic.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
There is a quality Greek place in Fountain square
also Iaria’s Italian restaurant near downtown is good.
More importantly, there are plenty of excellent craft breweries such as Sun King, Flat 12, Triton, and Bier. Most of them can be sampled at Tomlinson Tap in the City Market.
A futile crusade to prevent mass ignorance
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by BoilerTMill on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
This also. If you want ethnic cuisine you pretty much have to go to the college towns.
Bloomington has great food- Janko’s Little Zagreb, anything on 4th St., the Uptown Cafe, Grazie, the Irish Lion, Farm, Scholar’s Inn. The thirty mile drive might be worth it to avoid the Steak’n’Shakes.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 25, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
There's a White Castle like 2 blocks from the stadium.
That’s pretty much the highlight of Indianapolis.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
by Big Jon on Jan 25, 2012 12:28 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Probably a good call.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
Sour mash doesn't count.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 25, 2012 10:51 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
grilling, frying, sauteing, and distilling are all cooking methods
And I’m sorry, but sous-vide whiskey tastes like crap.
A few favorites
Science Hill in Shelby County
In Louisville: Avalon, Lynn’s Paradise Cafe, Brunch at the Seelbach, Plehn’s Bakery, any number of South American places I have been with my uncle. Beer selection from all over the country in the bars. I strongly recommend Great Lakes Brewing ‘Edmund Fitzgerald Porter’
You are welcome
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I couldn't believe how many people packed a Mel's Diner type of place
And most of the people in there weren’t with the FFA.
Yep. Virtually indistinguishable from Ohio, Michigan, and Illinois.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 25, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
Thankfully Detroit falls somewhat outside this mold.
ALL THE IMMIGRANT AUTO WORKERS = ALL THE IMMIGRANT FOODS.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
oh how I miss Poltown
and Mexicantown.
We’ll meet again Los Altos!
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions
I've actually never eaten in Mexicantown.
Polonia is so good though.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
if you ever decide to go
Do not, under any circumstances let anyone convince you to go to Xochimilco’s. Its Armando’s (in a pinch), Los Altos (preferred). And if you go anywhere and tripe isn’t at least on the menu, you’ve been had and you’re in a fake mexican place.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
Brugge Brasserie
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
So they're three times over a real city!
/Sioux City’d
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 25, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
Arepa auto-rec
Thank COTG that the little Mexican tienda here has Arepa flour.
/eats all the arepas
//gains 10 lbs
///repeat weekly
by SC_Ute on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Indianapolis will always take a back seat to Jacksonville in the "worst food city to every host a Super Bowl" competition
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 25, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah.
Unless they decide to put a Super Bowl in Cedar Rapids or Fargo, that trophy is out of sight.
And the best part, is that he's Learning.
Lived there 6 months
Only cuisine I remember, and vaguely at that, a 2AM visit to La Bamba for a burrito as big as your head. Not sure what hurt worse the next morning, my head or my belly. I think it’s actually a chain, but I choose not to seek it out for a second go round.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
by skinnyphatman on Jan 25, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
Have one in Louisville too
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Open after the bars close
is a nice motto.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
2012
IT’S THE YEAR OF THE BIG 12 BY DEFINITION, I TELLS YA
Good day, puss cake
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 10:30 AM EST reply actions
Fab Melo loved that video.
Not because of the calculus jokes, but because he didn’t have to read anything.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 10:30 AM EST reply actions 6 recs
That Shit Brey
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Want me to start looking for whoevers making those shirts?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 25, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
Would definitely purchase
Our seats are on the other side of the building from the students and the fact that I could read it from my seat made it all the better. Unfortunately, I’m guessing the ushers will have been told to look for it now too.
They need to make one in a mock.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 25, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
Watch it.
Nick Petrelli might throw a hissy at you.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Is he up before noon?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
/hissy rebounded by Cooley
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
I'm certain if I watched basketball that would be funny
I wonder if FSU has ever played Notre Dame in basketball…
All right, so we're approximately equal to Duke.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
Not till he gets out of class.
Right, Nick?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
well since he wasn't allowed a laptop I assume he's sleeping
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
Can't hear hissy fit over cheering crowd
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 25, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or worse, start a philosophy discussion.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 25, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Today we will be discussing the Problem of Evil:
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Solution to Evil:
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 25, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Nope.
Failed to vanquish evil just four days ago.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
What's his deal?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 25, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I wouldn't call the Giants evil, despite what 1993 Tom Coughlin has to say about it
The Patriots on the other hand…
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I had no problem with the Giants.
Not even as a Cowboys fan. Then I moved to New York…
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
No, they didn't play the Patriots.
They’d have to have gotten past the Giants to face evil.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
he really needs a better HGH pic
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I GOT SOME ICE CREAM, AND YOU AIN'T GOT NONE
Wanna lick? SIKE
Or this could just be a HGH.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
Is there a douche than which none douchier can be thought?
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
I only throw a hissy fit if you try to throw some superiority bullshit into it
Or spell my name wrong. Hey, maybe you can go to tutoring with Fab!
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
Louisville in the Big XII-2-1+1-1+1, eh?
It’ll be nice to have all those UK fans around.
by Billy Sims' Fro on Jan 25, 2012 10:31 AM EST reply actions
Yeah
but that glosses over the smoldering trailer fire that resulted from the Dan Beebe Reign of Mayonnaise (since we’re on the subject)
by Billy Sims' Fro on Jan 25, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
in which case it's best to consider TCU a .5
Big 12-1-1+.5+1
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 25, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
You mean Iowa State
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
The original equation is as follows:
Big 8+4-2-1+1-1+.5+1
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
No, the ORIGINAL equation is
Big 5-5+7+1-1+1-1+1+1+1-4+1+1+4-2-1+1-1+.5+1
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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That should start with a 4-4, not a 5-5, my bad.
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Touche, sir - I stand corrected.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
If you don't account for Grinnell
your calculations could result in catastrophe, you know.
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If my bishop were to see your post, he'd hug you right now.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Of course, the flip side is the Texas Heresy
where they insist the formula is 8-1+1-1+1-1+1-1+1+1-1-4+8-2-1+1-1+.5+1
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I was told there would be no math.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
1+2+2+1?
Or 1+2+1+1?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
by allicolls on Jan 25, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions 9 recs
THANK YOU. Was trying to figure out where I'd heard that before.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I.
Am.
Your singing telegram BLAM.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Jane Wiedlin!
/unapologetic Go-Go’s fan
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I am upset because something is malfunctioning and I can't rec posts in this thread.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
Server hamsters appear to be napping across SBNation.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions
All this talk of the, um, "cuisine" of Indianapolis has ranched the servers.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions
/eats tenderloin, drinks root beer
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
Be happy, SBNation crashed my entire computer about 30 min ago.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
I've been to Indy once
All the hotels and convention center are connected to each other by tubes. So it’s like you’re a gerbil. The NCAA office is only a block away from the convention center. Not much to each in that town. And that’s about it.
Meanwhile,
Notre Dame celebrates the second season of the Brian Kelly era:
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
groan.... really?
That joke will never be funny
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Don't steal other commenters' login information, devidee.
That’s not nice.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/5000 word rant about lack of accountability
//subsequent 7500 word rant directed at IOSHA
///Banhammered
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
Oh hey, look the National Womens' Cross Country runner of the year (who's from Wisconsin, I might add) just committed to ND
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
RECRUITING WOMEN FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM?
FIRE COACH KELLY NOW!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 25, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Semi-appropriate
PSU’s newest OL committ is named Wendy.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
and by appropriate, I mean relevant
apparently, I need ALL THE COFFEE
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
YOU WAIT YOUR TURN.
/applies coffee hoping to kill headache before 11:00 run
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
No, no, that was Burger King bathroom
/humpty’d
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I came here to say
The greatest in Indy cuisine is Yat’s on Mass and I’ll hear nothing else. exquisite food and cheap cheap prices.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 10:38 AM EST reply actions
Yat's is great.
Also St. Elmo’s, Harry & Izzy’s (St. Elmo’s knock-off. Factoid: co-owned by Peyton), Recess is amazing. But yeah, we’re mainly a chain-restaurant town. Though the chains include Morton’s, Fogo de Chao, Eddie Merlot’s, Sullivan’s, etc. And lest you forget, Indy is among the best at hosting “the big event”. The 500 and all those Final Four’s…the Super Bowl will be a good one.
Last restaurant rec for the truly adventurous (who have a car). Go to a place called Bonge’s Tavern. It’s in an old barn in a tiny burg about a half hour north of the city. Be prepared to take a cooler and tailgate as you wait for a table (arrive REAL early), but you will not believe the food.
We're going to play like we're in a bad mood.
Oh yeah, and Cafe Patachou for breakfast.
Now that this is a discussion, I’m on a roll thinking of places that are not shit.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
See! It's not all bad!
I can’t believe I’m defending Indy. Need to move back to Austin…stat.
We're going to play like we're in a bad mood.
Austin has gotten 6 inches of rain -- since midnight
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions
we got 4 here!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
We're over 3 so far
More on the way, I think.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
Everybody certainly needs the rain
The problem with so much so quickly is that most of it will be in the Gulf by tomorrow.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
I wanna know
have you ever seen the rain?
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 25, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
Love, reign o'r me............
I need a drink of cool, cool rain.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Kentucky rain keeps pouring down...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Blue eyes cryin' in the rain
Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Not to be confused with that Country and Western classic
Blue Eyes Cryin’ in Bahrain
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 25, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
I bless the rains down in Africa
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
by cmill126 on Jan 25, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Bobby thumbed a diesel down just before it rained,
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Smokey Mountain Rain keeps on fallin'
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 25, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If you like pina coladas,
gettin drunk in the rain
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Done, over. You win
Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
Raindrops keep fallin' on my head.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
by Go Big Rev on Jan 25, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Can we sing in the rain?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
I'm siiiiiingin' in the rain...
Just siiiiiingin’ in the rain
What a glorious feeeeling
I’m happy again
Now that it's rainin' more than ever
I know that we’ll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella-ella-ella
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Well, if it rains, I don't care
don’t make no difference to me.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
ahem
Rain, feel it on my finger tips
Hear it on my window pane
Your love’s coming down like
Rain, wash away my sorrow
Take away my pain
Your love’s coming down like rain
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Rainy night in Georgia, Kentucky rain,
Here comes that rainy day feelin’ again,
Blue eyes cryin’ in the early mornin’ rain,
They go on and on,
There’s no two the same,
Oh how I wish I could blame all these songs about rain
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I may or may not have made a mix cd with this song
and all songs mentioned on it
Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
(coughs loudly)
Oh rainy day woman
I’ve never seem to see you for the good times or the sunshine
You have been a friend of mine,rainy day woman
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
Well, I love a rainy night
I love a rainy night
I love to hear the thunder
Watch the lightning
When it lights up the sky
You know it makes me feel good
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
When it rains,
I don’t mind being lonely.
I cry right along with the sky.
When it rains, I don’t pretend to be happy.
I don’t even have to try.
when it rains, some people get down to sportin’ a frown.
So I fit right in.
Yeah the sun may brighten your day but if I had my way I’d take the rain.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
Like the rain
I am calling for you
And I know just why you
like the rain
Always falling for you
I’m falling for you now
Just like the rain
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Raindrops on the windshield,
There’s a storm moving in.
He’s heading back from somewhere,
that he never should have been.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
NEIN
worst video EVER
/evil garth goatee
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
all > Chris Gaines?
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
I WIN!
I got the worst reaction!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Here comes the rain again
Falling on my head like a memory
Falling on my head like a new emotion
I want to walk in the open wind
I want to talk like lovers do
I want to dive into your ocean
Is it raining with you?
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Well if it rains I don't care
Don’t make no difference to me
Just take that street car that’s goin uptown
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by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain,
I like watching the puddles gather rain.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's raining in Baltimore, fifty miles east...
Where you should be, no one’s around.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I took shelter from a shower
And I stepped into your arms
On a rainy night in Soho
by Mango Stasi on Jan 25, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
I saw a werewolf
walkin’ through the streets of Soho in the rain…
by MGoEcon on Jan 25, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
California sunshine, sweet Calcutta rain
Honolulu starlight, the song remains the saaaaaame
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
I make it rain.
I make it rain
I make it rain on dem……….
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
There's no sign of morning coming
You’ve been left out on your own
Like a rainbow in the dark
by Mango Stasi on Jan 25, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
“Toss me a cigarette, I think there’s one in my raincoat”
“We smoked the last one an hour ago”
So I looked at the scenery, she read her magazine
And the moon rose over an open field
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
this i can do
Makin it rain george and benjamins
They rubbin on eachother strawberry & cinnamon
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions
<3
also, where was the last place you heard this song?
/runs away giggling
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
in the car?\
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, ok then.
It generally is played in finer establishments.
/starts humming ‘Tip Drill’
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
/plays Cherry Pie by Warrant
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions
So the fact that this is on my workout playlist right now says what?
Becky
Ball Out
N****as in Paris
Move Bitch
What them Girls Like
Lollipop (both versions)
What’s your Fantasy?
The Whisper Song
Kryptonite
Wasted
Stuntin like my daddy
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
My workout playlist is very similar.
Gotta have Duffle Bag Boy and a bunch of Kanye.
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I was going for "things you hear wear women wear little clothing"
which still works for gyms. I have Big K.R.I.T and eminem too. Depends if I’m running or lifting as to what I skip to
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
In that case: May I suggest
Whistle while you Twerk
Wobble Wobble
Rack City Bitch
And I will stop now because I only have so much time in a day.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
Actually have those too.
YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN THIS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Even Tyga?
that shit dropped recently.
Whatever, I know your guilty pleasure is Chingo Bling.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
Needs MOAR AYO TECHNOLOGY
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Smoky mountain rain keeps on fallin'
I keep on callin’ your name
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HIve with Lucas there
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
I was thinking that one, too. Alabama?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
The great Randy Millsap
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Randy?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And by Randy I mean Ronnie.
Your Alabama comment got me thinking Randy Owen.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Watch out!
Allicolls is feeling Randy today
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 25, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
/towels randy
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Allicolls and Lucas Jackson get dual
Hive Ronnie Milsap recs
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Rainy night in Georgia...
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
But did the lights go out?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Little sister don't miss when she aims her gun.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Brook Benton's version of this may be my favorite song.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Conway Twitty and Sam Moore.
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Agreed
The best song on that duets album
Damn the rain, for making me remember
All the pain, of losing everything
I still miss her touch, still love her too much
To ever curse her name
So I damn the rain.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions
I never liked the rain until I walked through it with you
Every thunder cloud that came was one more I might not get through
On the darkest day there’s always light and now I see it too
But I never liked the rain until I walked through it with you
I hear it falling in the night and filling up my mind
All the heaven’s rivers come to light I see it all unwind
I hear it talking through the trees and on the window pane
When I hear it I just can’t believe I never liked the rain
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for some old Clint Black.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
A box of rain will ease your pain
and love will see you through
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 25, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
ill fake it through the day with the help
of Johnny Walker Red. Send the poison rain down the drain to put bad thoughts in my head….
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
RAINING BLOOD
FROM A LACERATED SKY
BLEEDING ITS HORROR
CREATING MY STRUCTURE
NOW I SHALL REIGN IN BLOOD
by Mango Stasi on Jan 25, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dang it, was just gonna go there
Rec
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions
Nothin' lasts forever, and we both know hearts can change
Cause it’s hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain…
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions
Slash awesome solo autorec? Fuck yes.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Never a wrong note. Ever.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
erm... it rained yesterday here?
/whenever it rains in SoCal, am so glad I work from home…
yes, i haven't seen 4" of rain in about 2 years. so this is quite useful for texas
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
I went to some brewery kinda place when I was there in November, for the life of me I can't remember the name.
But it was within 3/4 blocks of the Lucas Oil/Convention Center complex.
Had decent, not amazing, food that wasn’t too chain-y
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
zzzzzzzzzz
Oh thank god, the ‘rain lyrics’ subthread is over.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
don't rain on our parade.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
oh yes because another sub thread about how the commentariat actually agrees that george lucas is fucking horrible makes my day!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
Almost...
If the rain comes they run and hide their heads.
They might as well be dead.
If the rain comes, if the rain comes.
When the sun shines they slip into the shade
(When the sun shines down.)
And drink their lemonade.
(When the sun shines down.)
When the sun shines, when the sun shines.
Rain, I don’t mind.
Shine, the weather’s fine.
by NRBQ on Jan 25, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Ram?
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 25, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
Great idea Mr. Staples
Andy_Staples Andy Staples
Rick Neuheisel and Ron Zook will join the CBS Sports Net’s signing day coverage. Hopefully, Rick brings his guitar. Hopefully, Zooker sings.
by 49er16 on Jan 25, 2012 10:41 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Oh, I wish that video was still out there.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 25, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
QUIEN ES, ESTA NINA
WHO’S THAT GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL?
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by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 25, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions
That is uncalled for.
Although now that you mention it, I bet Neuheisel’s cover of it is as breathtaking as his looks.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
Cecil Fielder: "I had no idea that Prince was going to sign with Detroit"
I wonder why he wouldn’t share financial details with you? Could it be that you gambled away his signing bonus and left him and his mom broke?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Hey, he didn't ask for much as a child. Just a pair of Zubaz and matching T-Shirt. The teams don't need to match just the patter
This pic is dying for a “haters gonna hate” caption
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 25, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Cubs Zubaz, Giants shirt, Tigers hat
Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
It appears to be the football giants, so that's even more confusing
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
ALl Star game?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
God that is a great pic.
Tripling up on the teams in an outfit (Detroit hat, Giants shirt, Cubs pants) -- that’s just amazing.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Pictures like this will always make me a Prince fan
Especially since this is the only Cubs gear he will wear.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 25, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
What do you think Trammel is thinking back there?
I bet he’s annoyed that Prince’s shoes are untied
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Holy shit.
That is ridiculous.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Also, if that picture isn't made lifesize and hung in his locker when he gets to Spring Training, his new teammates have failed
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
In fact, they should make a Fathead of it.
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Gonna need more than just a head for that one.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 10:59 AM EST up reply actions
There's a lot of really funny pictures from his childhood. I'm sure at LEAST one will be brought to his attention this spring.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
THIS is what that "Rookie of the Year" movie should have looked like.
by Nick's Hat Band on Jan 25, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
True. That movie would have been better had they used the round kid from Hook
And not the guy from American Pie
Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
I never connected the two.
The kid from Rookie of the Year and the guy in American Pie. Whaddya know.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions
It also would have been better
had they done the hidden ball trick right. I’m fairly sure that, as depicted, it’s actually a balk.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions
This is the pic Billy Beane saw when he decided Prince was too fat for the A's.
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by Tuco on Jan 25, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Moneyball has not aged well
Bet Beane wishes he’d done that draft a little differently.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
I mean, Beane made some mistakes
but the book itself has aged surprisingly well. I just reread it when I was home for Christmas, because I’ve been trying to get my business-owning grandfather to incorporate it into his management training courses, and the bigger lessons that Lewis focuses on – carefully evaluating received wisdom, being willing to reject it when necessary, the importance of staying ahead of the market through research and innovation – are things that are useful in pretty much any setting.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
I meant more
that his specific theories (no high school pitchers, focusing on OBP stats from college players, etc.) are no longer vogue with most MLB front offices.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Oh, gotcha.
I misunderstood. I’ve spent too much time reading FJM and reading ESPN comments on stories about Beane. “HAR HAR THOSE IDIOTZ NO CHAMPIONSHIP STATS ARE BULLSHIT.”
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
Is it that they're no longer in "vogue"
or is it that, once publicized, there ceased to be as much “value” in those beliefs.
Probably both
The point of the book is finding inefficiences before someone else does. My point was that some of his theories have become very outdated.
The new big inefficiency would probably be attempting to evaluate injuries or the propensity for injury, by the way.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Or finding a reasonable defensive metric
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Another key point
Don’t write a book exposing your innovative techniques when in a competitive environment where those techniques are your only comparative advantage.
In other news, I’d like to thank Boyd Eppley for telling every other university in the free fucking world about how Nebraska’s strength program was built.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
1) Beane didn't write the book
2) It came out after the other teams had already started hiring statistical gurus- people just didn’t realize it, because the book came out before those players made it to the majors.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And still a fantastic film.
If only for making use of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dCjt-FqQYo
Here you go:
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Jan 25, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Eaters gonna eat
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Zubaz gonna Zub.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Prince's signing bonus was paid entirely in "Hot 'n' Ready" pizzas.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Pizza is basically the currency of southeast Michigan.
This guy has no problem with that, though.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jan 25, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
Wharrgarbl. Apologies.
Hope it’s not breaking anything.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jan 25, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions
Er, there's supposed to be a picture of Brady Hoke there, but Firefox doesn't want to show it.
Not sure if it’s there or not.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jan 25, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
non deep dish hot n' ready = pizza sauce and cardbord.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions
Is Prince still vegetarian, or did that end?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
He eats chicken and fish now
No red meat, no pork
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
It's no wonder Indianapolis is a solid contender for capitol of the greater Ranchistan area.
"The open threads on game days are like fevered dreams: Everyone is hammered and then shit gets burned." - Truffle Shuffle
by The Ghost of John Hannah on Jan 25, 2012 10:41 AM EST reply actions
'This is delightful news if you like harumphing about the value of a system almost everyone realizes is just a vast series of exhibitions run by the burgers of America's unremarkable midsized towns in cahoots with thieving university presidents"
This sounds like a delightful set-up for an episode of Parks and Rec, in which the Parks Department attempts to create the Sweetums Pawnee Bowl. Tom gets in trouble for introducing recruits to strippers at Talent and Poise. Ron is ejected from the planning for attempting to re-introduce power running schemes to the spread-oriented WAC and Big East teams involved in the bowl. Mouse Rat is the halftime entertainment.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 25, 2012 10:44 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Send this to Ken Tremendous, NOW.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
I'll bring the tailgaiting supplies from Food N Stuff
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 25, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions
Thanks to the fuck-upery of a fellow co-worker...
…I am not longer in the workplace doghouse. FEELS GREAT!
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 25, 2012 10:50 AM EST via Android app reply actions
so someone fucked up MORE than you?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
He had a $30k typo...
…I merely had a clusterfucked spreadsheet.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 25, 2012 11:35 AM EST via Android app up reply actions
ooooof.
YAY no more doghouse
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
Been taking lessons from Kiffin, I see.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Jan 25, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
/blows fog horn
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Worse: They photocopies SOMEONE ELSE'S ass.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions
Worse: They photocopied Terrance Cody's ass
by 49er16 on Jan 25, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Seems like an inappropriate use of a satellite.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 25, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A Centralia joke? Too soon.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 11:00 AM EST reply actions
Holy cow.
NDNation is breaking out the black nail polish and The Cure albums today.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 11:07 AM EST reply actions
Tell them there are people at EDSBS plotting to murder MACtion
and get back to the days when ND played a top 10 team EVERY WEEK AS GOD INTENDED. That should shake them out of their funk.
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The best part, they act like shutting down NDNation would somehow spur the school to act on whatever the Hell their agenda is
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I see nothing wrong with this
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions
/slams door to room
GOD!
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
RUDY
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
Rudy was a poor.
ND Nation frowns upon him.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 25, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions
I like "I firmly believe that if you attend a game, you have no right to complain."
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 25, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
This is the very best of NDNation
If ever there was a prototype thread to testify to the self important A-holes that occupy that message board, today is the day. The sad thing is that they are mostly very smart people who just have really dumb thoughts. That message board is proof positive that book smarts and intelligence do not go hand in hand…
by The voice of NDNation on Jan 25, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
I suppose this is an upgrade from their usual lineup of Racist O'Punkskaband records.
I love green because money be green.
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Twittin
It's sure as hell a step up from fucking U2.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, what now?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
He who shall not be named got all bitchy yesterday the other day that Kelly said he was trying to "build a program" not "restore a program"
and a slap fight ensued resulting in the few people who disagree a with him getting banned. This further cemented the group think there. Since there is no longer even a small dissenting voice, they think everyone agrees with them. This gives them an inflated sense of self worth. Now they’re saying they should shut don NDNation because the administration doesn’t listen to them or something.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
I really don't know how you can even stand to spend long enough there to do your sociology-esque treatment of it
I get the howling fantods after about five minutes of browsing it and have to leave. Plus it’s just such painfully bad web design. Gah I hate that place.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
It's the anthropologist that still lurks somewhere within me.
They are a fascinating study in the effects of isolationist thinking.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
What?!
Nay, sirrah! My spidery forum of choice is 100% logical all of the time!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Now those spider-covered bastards who oppose me
they are mad! MAD, I TELL YOU.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
by protocoach on Jan 25, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They are not unique.
One Cornhusker board got so insular they’ve closed membership, and the public at large is verboten from reading anything.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
Sweet Jesus, which one is that?
Granted, I avoid NU boards like the plague, but I don’t recall a cesspool of that quality.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
Huskerpedia had a schism over the Solich firing
So BigRedBoard.com was founded from some of the alumni, some of which were some level of moderati at HP. (This is way before that site got seized from the founder by his business partners, and the subsequent lawsuit.)
BRB was founded on hating Huskerpedia and being all-in on Callahan, or at least all-out on Solich. During 2007, that place split between those who were still all-in on Callahan and hating HP and the rest of the universe.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Yeesh
I suppose that’s less insane than the current Huskerpedia/HuskerMAX situation.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Which has apparently been resolved
since huskerpedia now redirects to huskermax. What a clusterfuck.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
David Max won the aforementioned lawsuit.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
ok, correct me if I'm wrong
Most of the damages alleged in the suit would be traced back to some kind of brand equity built up in huskerpedia. WHY THE FUCK WOULDN’T HE RECLAIM THE NAME AFTER WINNING?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
/shrugs
He did, I suspect, just as okay with HuskerMax.com. And now he’s got both, or at least THOSE BASTARDS don’t have any.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
I just recall seeing the numbers attached to the lawsuit and almost shitting myself.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
Where does the Judean People's Front fit in?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 25, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That's how all seem to work
You have the Hive and stingtalk are the more ‘mainstream’ GT boards, and then bbuzzoff was started by the people who (likely) wanted Gailey fired before the end of the first season
I read exactly 0 Auburn websites.
I doubt Central has websites.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
I typically don't read Auburn sites that take themselves too seriously.
So I love TheAuburner, though there’s little content on there. The War Eagle Reader is fantastic for random bits of Auburn trivia while also providing news. If I want any actual “inside” info then Auburn Undercover is great simply due to Phillip Marshall’s coverage of the team.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
The War Eagle Reader is the best
Many of the good posts get referenced by Fearless Leader here
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
Schism?
So Memorial Stadium is church. Everything makes so much more since now. Nebraska just got tired of the whole guitars in church, stand up and speak in tongues crowd that is the spread-heavy Big XII, and left for the old-time, sit down for the entire service, purity that is the B1G.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Jan 25, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
And money, Rotel, and Barbasol.
But mostly money.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
I've honestly been insisting that Nebraska football is the premier example of civil religion for years.
Goes over much better outside of Nebraska than in.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Ah. Hmm.
Not that I think the admin should listen, but I fear what would happen were NDNation closed and they were forced to venture to other websites. There is some value in confining them to their own whacked-out corner of the internet. Shutting NDNation down means they may show up more and more other places. Issues I have with other places are nowhere near what they would be if they were invaded by NDNation refugees.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Oh God...
They would come here…
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
No, they don't like this site
We don’t understand humor
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Not kidding, they had a whole discussion on it
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Just point them at the Tommy Kilborn posts
/head asplodes
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
I shit you not, in one of the threads I found out there is a "pay version" of NDNation that apparently doesn't have ads
Which brought up two questions 1) NDNation has ads? 2) WHY WOULD YOU PAY FOR NDNATION
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Sigh.
/wishes for the 1000th time that these people rooted for Michigan.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions
That's like paying to get punched in the face and/or kicked in the junk.
If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!
Why do people pay to have their pets put to sleep?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
Because pets become part of your family and it would be very difficult to kill them yourself
That is not the same as paying for NDNation
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
/dreams of putting NDNation board members to sleep
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
I guess some things we'll forever remain a mystery
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
/points at TexAgs premium boards
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
They would be confronted with reality
I welcome it. Have them come here and be brutally beaten until morale improves.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
Here wouldn't be a problem--they'd get beaten and they'd go away.
It’s other ND boards being invaded that would be an issue, as that’s where the battleground would be.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
OFD would turn into hell.
I’m not a regular there, but I do like reading occasionally. I’d hate to see NDN rejects there.
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
I guess I'd say I'm a semi-regular, though I've had my disagreements lately.
Overall it’s a pretty anti-ND Nation board over at OFD, but yeah, they’d get flooded, and even if the mods are anti-ND Nation sentiment, they’d have to implement NDNation-like measures (ie, banning people) in order to keep it sane. All in all, not a good situation.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
VERY anti-NDN moderators!
I’m probably the one most willing to fight NDN, but when we discuss approaching that topic it always comes down to:
1) It’s best to ignore them
2) We don’t want to stoop down to their level
3) We don’t want them flooding our site
I have a hard time with number one sometimes, number two is easy but it seems like even bringing them up in a mature manner is stopping down to their level, and number three is a big fear.
Sky rockets in flight.
by Eric Murtaugh on Jan 25, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
Exactly.
You guys do a pretty good job of keeping NDNationish folks in line. However, if you were flooded, you’d have to resort to mass banning. Not something I’d want to see happen.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
And invariably in that scenario
you end up having to ban some of “your” guys in the process, because the flood makes them snap.
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Yeah...
When al.com started moderating comments harder, they all started flocking to RBR. It made it a lot easier to never go back there.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Oh, how did your 2hr15min of silence go?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I made it 85 minutes before I was directly asked to comment by the prof.
I neatly redirected it from a question about abortion to a question of how governments can handle large problems like declining populations rates without interfering in people’s personal reproductive lives.
#winning
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, he smelled the rat
You dodged him and he knows it. Now he’s thinking about how to trap you into saying what you really think.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
She.
And next week, that’s fine. We’ll have moved on from abortion.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Makes total sense, I mean if we shut down EDSBS...
The NCAA would immediately declare a playoff…
Or reinforce the status quo…
Or declare Bama the MNC into perpetuity.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Mango, there are some bridges that can't be uncrossed.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
His choice of verb clearly demonstrated
a long seated contempt for our traditions, pillars, and tiers. It’s the smoking gun we’ve been waiting for.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Navy in the Big East? Wonderful
Apparently the AD couldn’t get his head around the fact that being an independant with the restrictions on the program was the golden ticket.
And the best part, is that he's Learning.
This kid made his mom proud
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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this is one of those I'm not gunna make it work days uggghhhhhhh
thank god I got some basketball and USMNT to look forward to ugghhh
oh and while I’m here Tiger Stadium has been renovated to fit the LSU style of play
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:28 AM EST reply actions 18 recs
Also, the new goalposts at Bryant-Denny will be 80 feet wide.
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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions 10 recs
And the seats have been widened to 48 inches each.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 7 recs
you mean 54
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
okay dammit
obesity is a nationwide problem dammit we’re not the only fat ones hahaha
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions
IIRC, Mississippi and West Virginia were the only states with a higher rate of obesity than Alabama
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
as we have said before we will say again
thank god for Mississippi
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
This is our motto. We should tattoo it on our foreheads!
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Texas has 4 of the ten fattest cities though.
Those West Texas ranchers are bringing down our average.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
SAN ANTONIO REPRESENT
wait, what no no no
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
I was wrong. It's five of the ten.
On the upside, San Antonio is only the 4th fattest city in Texas
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I don't even know how this is possible...because OMG THE PEOPLE HERE ARE NOT SMALL
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions
It has more to do with San Antonio's...
SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Actually
SCORPIONS SCORPIONS SCORPIONS
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 25, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck scorpions.
Fuck them hard.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Just cheese? Don't forget the good old-fashioned
Lard
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
If you trim the fat off the steak it voids the 'you eat it it's free' pitch
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Corpus, El Paso, and Dallas are all above it.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Is this the 2011 list because I think in 2010 SA was like #4 in teh nation
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
2010
Probably multiple studies done like this, with multiple criteria, and multiple results.
Also, Baltimore makes the top 10, so one point for “Maryland is part of the South.”
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
ahhhh men's health
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
I was riding in the car with an associate in SA when the local radio guy was talking about it
He ate TWO lunch platters. Looks at me. Then tells me I need to leave since I’m bringing their average down and they were shooting for #1.
It’s 100% true and I’m not sure which one of us took the news better.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
That's what my belt buckle says!
So it must be true!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
You know what's NOT bigger in Texas?
Anyone who actually wears that belt buckle, since Brownsville’s positioned to cut you in half.
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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We all know
that Mississippi and WV cheated to get ahead of Alabama. National Obesity Champions, Pawwwwl!
Replyfail to Indiana subthread?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions
I think Saban could lay down in one that was 54"
Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
54 inches is probably good for chest measurements
If you are that fat, or fatter, you have to sit in the fat seats on Alpengeist and Griffon at Busch Gardens Williamsburg.
by Synaesthesia on Jan 25, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Alpengeist is still around?
I knew they took down the Big Bad Wolf and Drachenfire, which were my faves.
Couldn't remember when it was built
Drachenfire was built in the 1980’s, but had structural defects. Don’t know why they got rid of the Wolf.
Busch Garden Trip.
1. Drink beer at Festhaus
2. Ride Big Bad Wolf
3. Drink beer at Festhaus
4. Ride Drachenfire
Repeat
I remember when Big Bad Wolf opened.
And when DaVinci’s Cradle opened, that thing was puke-tastic.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
Drachen Fire's problem wasn't any kind of structural defect
The ride wasn’t very smooth, granted, but it didn’t have anything to do with the integrity of the ride. The biggest problem with it was that no one was riding it. People would be lined up past the queue house to get onto Big Bad Wolf, while there was virtually no line at Drachen Fire. They determined the biggest reason for this lack of interest was because it was so isolated from the rest of the park (I heard this from someone directly involved, when I worked at the park years ago), though the reputation of a rough ride did factor into it, as well.
The money from scrapping Drachen Fire largely went towards Apollo’s Chariot, later.
I don’t know why they decided to close Big Bad Wolf, exactly, other than the fact that the ride is very old. Loch Ness is old, of course, but it’s the most iconic Busch Gardens coaster. I do know that they’re building a new coaster in its place, called Verbolten, which is also making use of the concrete footers still present in the Rhine River.
If I had my way, either Drachen Fire wouldn’t have ever closed, or they would use the space to build another huge, multiple-inversion coaster like Alpengeist in its place. (I don’t think this will happen, though; they seem very happy to use the space for their outdoor summer concerts and such.)
by Synaesthesia on Jan 25, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
The Baltimore Ravens are interested in this development.
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 25, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Ravens trolling?
Yep, that’s a rec.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
no we inserted multiple goal posts
it’s kind of like this Aussie Rules Football thing that Jesse told us about
it’s kind of underground I don’t think you’d get it
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions 11 recs
Rec'd
For self-trolling.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
/kick sails between posts
//awarded 1 point
///still wins 1-0
////Tuberville goes to bed watching game film for the next 15 months
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 25, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
I'mma rec you for that
specifically because I’m one of the people who ends up explaining Aussie Rules to people the night of the grand final erryyear.
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Rec'd.
How many points do you get if you hit the gaps?
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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None- you have to mind the gap!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And then carry on?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
THIS is a Piccadilly Line train to
Cockfosters.
/giggles uncontrollably
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Heeheeheeehee
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
There used to be one with Strahan's teeth, that was funny
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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Son, I am disappoint.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
shfifty-five
/doesn’t actually know Aussie Rules Football rules
//still watches Aussie Rules Football
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
also, the scoreboard has been revised to reflect the length of a game
as 120 minutes with 8 quarters
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 25, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
So we'll call it 27-9 then?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
grumble
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
by Tike the Miger on Jan 25, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks for the reminder on US/Panama
7:30 God’s Time, ESPN3/Galavision
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
/She's runnin', I'm flyin'
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Hmm, we're playing there
And why does it make me chuckle when I read “Estadio Rommel Fernandez”?
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
Nothing can ever top the fact
that Chile has a STATE named “General Bernardo O’Higgins”
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You've aroused NDNation posters' interest
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Him, I've heard of.
But Rommel Fernandez? Is he the Jungle Fox?
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
he was a striker for sure
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
He's friends with Hitler Makofane
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
And Himmler Pele
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
Raul Goerring would like a word
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
As would Ryan Braun
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
Brek Shea is quickly becoming one of my favorites
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions
Someone has printed copies of this and left them in the copy room at my office, free for the taking.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
At a law office in Mobile?
I’m shocked
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
The TCU line in that graphic needs modification
It should head towards the Big East first and then do a loop-the-loop to get to the Big 12.
I graphy your geo!
Just 3 guys who are having a good time, having a good time, having a good time.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Jan 25, 2012 11:37 AM EST reply actions
Of all the souls I've encountered on this world, yours is by far the darkest! I must have it!
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 11:43 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
yea that show is on my always record DVR list
I’m kind of ashamed when friends want to watch Justified or Southland and I scroll past Adventure Time haha
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 25, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions
what is this?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
Adventure time.
The soul collector commenting on encountering………Gunther. (pic above)
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
Channel and time for the DVRs?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
Uh-oh.
The envelopes from GameFly have arrived.
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my god its full of stars
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I would have liked to have seen Manitoba
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The light above my desk keeps making this constant chattering noise.
I fear it may drive me insane.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Its the government listening to your conversations with your grandma
/eaten by spiders
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 25, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
"At least SOMEONE will listen to me"
- Passive aggressive Grandma Stasi
by Mango Stasi on Jan 25, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
You can come hang out in my office. It's quite comfortable.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
Well you live in the north, it gets cold there
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions
"Una poca de gracia...."
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
That's right. Do you:
a) Put on a sweater, or
b) Line up a battery of industrial space heaters and blast them 24/7?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
c) go south and end up getting [spoiler'd]
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Three Amigos auto-rec
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
There are days when I'd be okay with this
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Bizarre Eats is taping a show in BR right now.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 25, 2012 12:01 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
I'm surprised they ever leave...
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Jambalaya isn't bizarre.
That’s our claim to fame.
by Kevin@LSU 2.0 on Jan 25, 2012 12:03 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
FUCK ANDREW ZIMMERN.
that’s all.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions
Holy shit AJC commenters. So serious.
At least have a few drinks and use some altered pr0f@nitie$ when you light up the message boards. Those of us outside the cages think it’s funny when you do that. For reference see al.com.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
by videoartistknoxharrington on Jan 25, 2012 12:12 PM EST reply actions
Wait, you were expecting different from AJC.com?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! TODAY IS MY "GAAAAAAAAH FUCK EVERYTHING" DAY
Please entertain when i get to office hours…
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Unscientific data:
EDSBS is 55% lawyers, 35% professors, 9.9% students, and Chloe.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Counting underemployed?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions
no, no we count as "grad students" not underemployed
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
nah, currently i'm classic "part-time trying to move up to full-time"
Going back to grad school would be an unattractive option.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
So is studying for grad school
I’m ready to burn my GMAT practice book. Its why I’m screwing off on this thread right now.
And the best part, is that he's Learning.
Cheers to that.
My part time boss: “We would love to be a reference if you can find something full time.” LOL!
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Me. Nick.
Probably a few others.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Nick is technically IN school
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
Sigh.
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I am the .1%
#occupyedsbs
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, I'm willing to bet that's fairly close:
I’m gonna say 45/35/15 and 5% engineers+Chloe
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
you know technically i fall into that 5%
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
I tried to make it (engineers+Chloe)
but i forgot that there was no edit
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Where would you put the few that works in the medical field?
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Sir, that is a rec
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Fitting that a M.D. makes that one green
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 25, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
One to lead off, one to bring it home
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
I'm a statistical analyst
not sure whether I fall anywhere there
I prefer to consider myself the .1% that works in an office with several kegs
Is there irony in a statistical analyst
who can’t figure out where/if he falls in a population?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
No, I just have a wide enough confidence interval
that I could fall in multiple categories.. or none
My position probably should be done by an engineer
does that count?
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Don't forget those of us who fit into "other."
sigh
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
I'm not any of those
Can I apply for residence in the “guttersnipe” category?
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 PM EST up reply actions
so then 40/30/15/10 (other)/5
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
You know Alli spans two of those percentiles
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Well yeah, but I'm not a practicing engineer.
For now.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Technically i'm not either...I'm still "in training"
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
T-minus 2 months until I submit
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
I thought you were already married?
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
ba dum dum tss
Professional Engineer application.
/I get a really neat stamp
//and OMGPAYUPSUCKAS raise from the employer
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
and MOAR CLASSES to keep neat stamp!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
and be an expert witness!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
Mom's old law joke:
Q: “What do you call the guy that graduated last in his class?”
A: “Expert witness.”
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Wife has that covered.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
you know me better than this.
I like ‘learning’ and letters after my name.
Broached the MBA/Masters in Eng with the higher ups and got the go ahead. Gonna toss in the CEM and CBCP for funsies in the near term.
I do/will do enough continuing education that i’m sure there will be plenty of overlap.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
You're a strange cookie.
I think I’m the only person who is an engineer simply for the “I like jerb, money, and ability to get more jerb”
/wants more of all
//haz none
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions
I'm in the same boat, I just think the solution to your issue is education (or the illusion of)
More money? Take tests = get bonus. Obtain letters = bonus and raise. Get name on front of contract in Qualifications section = prestige and expertise.
Prestige and expertise = more jerbs.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
more like this:
no money = no school = no tests = no way to get more money.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
Employer does not like to give you money for the schoolz?
eww.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Collecting letters is fun!
I’m going to have to get another certification after the PE, since I’ll lose a letter.
Nadolig Hapus
I started work in May 08
I’m shootin for October test. This is enough time right?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
depends on state and how they break things down.
FL does 48 months at time of submission.
So for me between internships (.25 x time), my co-ops (.5 x time), and full time (1 x time); I have almost reached my minimum.
I know alabama does 48 by the day of the test, so some people from FL will take it there to get in 6 months early (then go the reciprocity route)
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I'm researching GA now
Shoulda done this a while back
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
you're welcome?
enjoy studying and paying $600 for practice books!
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, you too
A new version of “How I spent my summer vacation”
by ItsComplicated on Jan 25, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
I can't remember how Georgia counts internships
I should either eligible for October exam this year, or April next year.
Nadolig Hapus
I too am guttersnipe.
“and other duties as assigned”
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 25, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
I WILL NOT CONFORM TO YOUR CATEGORIES!!!!!!!!!!!
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
And another image from cache.[anygawkersite].com breaks the thread for me because it won't load.
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Sooooo, gawker threw it on the ground?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
There's obviously something going on there
but apparently it’s only affecting me, and I can’t even begin to fathom why.
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Owning a restaurant is just like being an engineer.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
It makes the data easier to work with
Go with it.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
NO
What I do is much closer to art than science.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Not a molecular gastronomy type, then?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Absolutely not
I have to make food that people can afford and will fill them up. I respect what Wily Dufresne an his ilk do, but it’s not practical outside of large metropolitan areas
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
sounds to me like an engineer
molecular gastronomy sounds more like architecture
Main course = art
Dessert = science
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, when cooking a new dish,
I usually read a few recipes and then borrow what I like to create my own version. My foray into baking using similar methods produced new and fabulous inedible delicacies.
My anti-drug is football, because sometimes it is a better hallucinogen than anything you can get at Burning Man. - Spencer Hall 9/28/11
by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 25, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
More so in that you can't just add more sugar or ingredients like you can spices in a dish
without severly fucking it up.
Oh my chicken is under done, I can toss it back in for a few minutes.
Oh my souffle is underdone, I can toss it ba-(souffle falls)
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
one of the Mountaineers here says that's true of programming
/not sure I buy that completely
You can write music "by the book," too
In fact, I used to do that a lot as a music major. For example, I don’t have a particularly good ear, but Western music theory dictates chord progressions. A normal progression is I-IV-V-I. That sounds quite a bit different from a I-IV-VI-VI-I, or even a I-III-IV-V-I. So, being good at the theory part but not so much at the hearing part, I could figure out a chord progression by how normal or strange it sounded.
The Law of Music was that first you had to learn the rules, then you could break them.
I just see programming as a creative endeavor, and not just a putting-together-of-things to make a program. It’s an art that uses a science, if you will.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
My college theory prof phrased it the best I've heard it:
There are no rules to art, only expectations. People expect things to look/sound/taste a certain way, and they will react if they don’t. The art is how you use their expectations to manufacture a reaction.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Was this a music prof?
‘Cause I don’t know what music theory is but the “rules” of making Western music.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
Music theory prof
And I think he meant “rules” as in “a V7 must resolve to the dominant” etc.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
That's what I mean by "knowing the rules before you can break them"
A V7 “normally” will resolve to the dominant, for the release of tension. It’s not doing that which does what your prof says. But if you’re gonna learn the theory, you learn the “rules,” which perhaps are more like suggestions or tendencies.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
I think we're saying the exact same thing
With different word. It’s a suggestion or tendency (or rule, even) because Western listeners expect it. Himalayan musicians would have no idea what a V7 chord is, much less its role in a chord progression.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
The art of programming
comes from finding elegant solutions under weird constraints.
A particular one Im proud of came about due to some speed constraints at the time. We could read and write to the database but couldnt do updates. This led to some very interesting logic, including one beautiful piece.
The whole software is one of the best things Ive ever worked on. The client has modified it a bit over time, but unlike everything else I did for them, they have never rewritten it. Instead, their IT department had to be trained on it, so they could modify it. Its too damn good to rewrite.
Realistically, will put it this way:
Engineering:Archetecture::Programming:Software Archetecture.
Unlike for engineers/archetects, the same people ofter do both in the software world.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I will say though
that nothing is worse than taking over code form someone who misspelled variable names.
It might be worse than non-meaningful variable names.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
True hell is porting code from Windows to any flavor of Unix/Linux
when the original programmer was lazy about his use of upper/lower case.
Sometimes capitalize? Sometimes not? Windows doesn’t care? Oh yes, and this is an Oracle Forms app, so there’s crap buried everywhere in embedded triggers, modules, etc.
Inelegant solution? Find all the various spellings and make links to the real file with those names.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
My solution?
Run the code through a lower-case function, and then see what breaks.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, but part of the "code" is embedded code that is not in ascii
Ever work with Oracle Forms and Reports? It’s… different.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
No, praise $Diety
I’ve written a crapload of PL/SQL, but I didn’t need anything more sophisticated than vi.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
will cheerfully admit to being lazy about this
but really, it’s ASP.NET code. Porting it to a non-Windows box would be a pain any way you look at it.
I <3 PL/SQL
I can think in it now.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
Oh god yes.
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
/Ken Thompson nods
Ken Thompson was once asked what he would do differently if he were redesigning the UNIX system. His reply: “I’d spell creat with an e.”
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
umount nods in approval
IIRC, the original ATT documentation said the command was unmount.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
pwd is the one that always got to me.
Sure, it’s easy enough when you know it, but actually thinking about it makes my brain hurt. It’s an acronym that you wouldn’t intuitively stumble on if you DIDN’T know it.
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No, never did that
but certain the thought has crossed my mind that someone else might make that mistake.
And, of course, what to the letters “pwd” mean when used as a python extension? Uh-huh.
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Yeah, when I teach linux
I end up referring to is as “Current working directory” about 3/4ths of the time.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
I mean, why not just call it "whereami"? You've already got a "whoami" command!
Other stupidly-named commands that don’t do what you think they do unless you know what they do:
comm
export
mknod
mtr
nice/renice
paste
rev
time
top
unshar
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What's bad is there's whoami and "who am i"
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
I still remember the time I sat down at my first UNIX box
and typed “help.”
I was a several-years VMS user, and “help” was a wonderful thing: “Help with what? How can I help you? Here’s a list of possible things you might want help with; are any of these what you want? No? How about giving me a hint and I’ll see what I can find for you?”
[sit at UNIX keyboard, types “help”]
“Who the fuck are you? Get away from me until you know what the hell you’re doing, ASS.”
/linux is much better with this
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
/sudden PTSD reaction
I inherited a subsystem from a guy once who had committed what I consider to be a justifiable homicide offense: motherfucker had actually used single-letter variables in the 79K TCL file which initialized the fucking code.
And didn’t put one fucking comment in the file.
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I fits NONE of the categories!
YAAAY
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
you're an OTHER
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Booga Booga Booga!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
he is from the North
and went south where he’s not very welcome.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
PAWWWL, SUMBODY HAS TA LARN THESE MO-RONS!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
There's got to be a category for people like me and Kelly's Gyros
Though I’m only part-time employed by the military at the moment while awaiting the long and arduous hiring process of certain govmint agencies.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
kg's a student
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
But still active duty while being a student.
Good gig if you can pull it off. I guess I also fit in the grad student category though until I finally finish my Master’s thesis.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
IE appears to be the true outlier.
Though call her “unemployed” at your own risk. “Domestic Engineer”?
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
Im in there with you
Although I’m a lazy fuck sticking it out for 20. Me you KG, there have to be a few more active duty/military industrial complex types. I’d put that in the same category.
And the best part, is that he's Learning.
He is still in
just also a student.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
He is- they Army sent him back to school for a masters
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
So I guess we'd be what?
About 4-6% maybe? Counting anyone active or contracting?
And the best part, is that he's Learning.
No active duty here
but definitely “military/industrial complex.”
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
No, that's Mtneer_in_SC who's ex-Navy
I’m just straight up civilian DoD.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
UP TOP!
Well mostly DoD plus some private work.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
I'm all about waiting on gubmint agencies.
My real estate license has been on hold for over a month because I have been convicted of a misdemeanor. I got a DUI in college and, for some reason, that requires a full CORY check in case I committed some other crimes that I didn’t tell them about. Had I lied on the application I would have been working before Christmas since they don’t do any sort of background check unless you volunteer information.
But I’m not bitter, nope. My biggest problem, outside of not having any money, is trying to figure out which one of my thumbs I should jam up my ass first.
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by Big Jon on Jan 25, 2012 12:48 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I feel you.
My situation not quite like that one, but it will involve a lot of repetition of things the Army has already done and then some. And also need to make sure I have to get myself back in really good shape to pass the physical requirements. Normally, given being in the Army, that wouldn’t be an issue. However, some foot injuries and going out to eat way too much when I started dating my current gf have put me in a position that I need some improvement, so I’m working my ass off at that right now while dieting. All while waiting for various “phases” of the hiring process. Fun stuff.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
I was thinking this, but I probably count as a student.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
Okay, les then put the jerbs in categories: Law, Academia, Engineering, Medical, Industrial, Military and Students:
Go
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
My full time gig still falls outside these categories.
I DEMAND SPECIFICITY
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
okay? WHAT
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Insurance and/or safety & health (which is not medicine by any stretch)
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
Or if we're being realistic
generic paper-shuffler
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
How about a generic
NUMBERS PEOPLE
For everyone that does anything related to numbers in their area of occupation
What About
The two or three of us here that make our living with green eyeshades, stubby pencils, arm garters and small bottles of really cheap gin or vodka?
Consulting here
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
Oh my God, thanks to the Cracked article on Hit Songs written by unexpected people
I now know that the lead singer of 4 non-blondes is responsible, somehow, for both Pink’s Get the Party Started and Christina Aguilera’s Beautiful.
But that’s the not shocking part. The shocking part is I watched 4 Non-Blondes’ “What’s Up” video. I… I… lived it and I don’t remember the 90s being that terrible fashion-wise. I’m sorry, I was wrong. I’ll never criticize any other era’s fashion again.
Also, this is what happens when you ask a non-actor to lip-sync their songs. You get overly big motions and ridiculous facial expressions
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Doc Martens and baggy jeans everywhere in this bitch.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
weren't you like 8>?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
The JNCOs
Oh god, the JNCOs.
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I need this loop of denim to hold various tools
despite the fact that I am not a painter.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
I can fit four people in my pants!
/phrasing, i know.
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Would you like extra pockets?
Where?…. EVERYWHERE
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
They went so well with Airwalks though.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
they have nothing on Skidz
Like JNCO and Zubaz had a love child in a time machine.
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by Big Jon on Jan 25, 2012 12:41 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
I am fortunate enough not to know what those are.
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Basically pajama parachute pants available in varying colors and patterns.
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Damn you to the depths of Gary, I'm going to have that fucking song stuck in my head for weeks now.
That is some atrocious clothing though. What the fuck was with the aviator goggles in the 90’s? What was wrong with you people?
by Mango Stasi on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
We were so desperate to get away from the 80s that we weren't thinking clearly
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
And I saaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAyyyy
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
One of several songs that should be banned from kareoke world-wide and forever
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
1. Don't Stop Believin'
2. Livin’ on a Prayer
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Both of those are awesome Karaoke songs, and I'll hear no argument on this matter
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
No. And you know why?
Because you can’t hit the high notes. I don’t care who I’m talking to here, it remains true.*
*I guess Jon Bon Jovi and Steve Perry would be the only exceptions.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Doesn't matter, because the whole bar joins in, and nobody cares.
Everyone is drunk, and having fun, and singing together- it’s like every soccer match ever in England, without the brawling.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Here's the thing
If you’re singing karaoke to impress the crowd and hit the notes, you’re doing it wrong. The point is to drunkenly sing fun songs with the entire bar providing backup
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
There are so many better songs to group sing to than afore-mentioned songs.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
If you can grab the last song of the night (that coveted 155am spot)
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Have you ever seen the Molly Ringwalds?
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Probably.
ALL THE COVER BANDS?
Sure.
Actually saw the #1 Journey cover band while in Mobile. They had the guy who lost out to the little filipino guy that joined the actual band.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
One of the best and most well-known Beatles cover bands is from my home town.
I believe their name is “The Return,” now. I preferred it when they were called “The Roaches,” though.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
That entire phenomenon boggles my mind.
I mean, cover bands that cover whatever, I get. Cover bands that basically try and act as a surrogate for ONE band?
Why the fuck would I go see This Band That Isn’t Band X? I don’t get it, even as I acknowledge at the same time that it’s likely there are lots of cases where the “tribute” band is more authentic than the real one due to personnel changes &c.
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seek out ZOSO
you’re welcome.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
I'm afraid to say this, because it will just cause another round of "OMG UR OLD"
I saw Zeppelin. Unless the cover band is too drunk to actually perform, they’re doing it wrong.
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I'm too drunk to listen.
Does that count?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
OMG UR OLD!
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
OMG U R OLD
but then so am I. I saw Led Zep touring on Houses of the Holy.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 25, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
I was only 11
Uncle took me to see them on Presence.
It was horrible.
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I was 19 and stoned on red Lebanese hashish and Iron City beer
It was magical.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 25, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
My brother actually won the lottery (literally)
For tickets to the reunion show a couple of years back.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
That would be a lottery worth winning....
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 25, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
There aren't many that aren't worth winning...
… the getting hit with stones in the town square lottery is really the only one I can think of.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 25, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Shirley Jackson'd
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 25, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
You'd know it if you'd seen them.
Bunch of British guys dressed as stereotypical 80s characters. Devo, hair metal guy, Pee Wee Herman, etc. They’re from New Orleans and have gotten big enough that they no longer go more than about 4 hours away. They’re awesome.
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Then yes.
I have.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Have you seen Yacht Rock?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
The youtube videos or the cover band?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
cover band
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
Then no.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
i figured you might actually like it.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
One of them has a kid in my kid's class.
I know people, man.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Which one?!
I’ve seen them 7 or 8 times. Johnny English (Pee Wee Herman) is my favorite.
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My bad, I meant the Chee Weez.
I’m acquainted with the Molly’s, though. Recorded an album or two at Jack’s (Randi Wilde) studio, and the rest of the band have been in half the other bands I know/worked with over the years. Small musical circle in NOLA.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
They're nice guys, and put on a great show.
/might be biased because I used to always stand on the front row and get a couple shots from their whiskey bottle
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I'm pretty sure I worked a few of their earliest gigs
when their mission statement was along the lines of “Let’s be like Bag Of Donuts, but be able to finish songs!”. Then a few minor lineup changes and BAM! they don’t book a gig for less than 3 large.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
They've gotten too big for frat parties.
And they now refuse to play in Starkville, full stop. Lol.
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Looks almost like Jeremy Irons with long hair.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
yeah but some folks can screech through the high notes and make it passable for a room full of drinks.
The two bands that should always be banned from karaoke are Zeppelin and Guns and Roses. Piggybacking on your idea, because no one can sustain the high notes throughout.
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by Big Jon on Jan 25, 2012 12:39 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Take On Me nods in agreement
“Take meeeee ooooooooon.
I’ll beeeeee gooooooone!
Just take on meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeescreech!”
This is a true story.
Back when that song came out, and I was still foolishly pursuing dreams of daily salon treatments and nightly stage shows all in the service of banging screeching groupies, nailing the chorus of “Take On Me” was actually a test of spandex manhood.
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It was Kansaslahoma.
The early 80’s didn’t get there til Bush the First was president.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
I lived in Kansas City.
Where the 80s arrived about a decade before they arrived in Nebraska.
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And everything's up to date in Kansas City!
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
To be fair
when it came to music in the early 80s, I was TOTALLY guilty of hipsterism. Like, we were listening to Duran Duran before Rio came out, &c. &c.
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I moved around a lot as a kid.
1985 did not arrive in Omaha until 1988. And I don’t think KC was all that much better.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
I spent half of 1986 in LA, then came back to Kansas.
Kansas City was, perhaps, about six months behind at the time, if that.
You know how you get when someone starts talking about Omaha being white? You just did that.
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HE'S NOT EVEN IN OMAHA.
Well, I mean, he might be right at the moment. But you know what I mean.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
They've come about as far as they can go.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Shut up.
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I stopped bathing, grew my hair out and wore a lot of flannel
So you know, the exact opposite of your pre-prowl methods
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Pretty sure I got my job based on my karaoke performance of Don't Stop Believin'
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After my brief stint in hanging around with members of the Mobile Bar Assoc
I have no difficulty believing this.
In fact, you could say I won’t
.
.
.
stop. believing.
/YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
3. Turn the page. (however, any karaoke version is still better than Metallica's version).
although maybe this is just a midwest thing? or a Detroit thing?
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
I regularly sing Turn the Page
It’s just so badass
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
it IS badass
just in my experience its so overdone.
/worked in a bowling alley bar in HS
//turn the page three times a night
///FML
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by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
5. Me and Bobby McGee
I do not need 4 minutes of you over-emoting nahnahNAHnahnahNAHnahnah
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
This.
Actually, #1 is American Pie, now that I think of it.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
#1 for me is Paradise by the Dashboard Lights
Just because it’s SO FUCKING LONG. Though by Stempke’s definition it’s a great song, as everyone in every generation knows the words and will sing along.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Anything with long instrumentals should be out.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
or a baseball game in the middle...
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
by greekpadre on Jan 25, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YAIS
My go-to song is Folsom Prison Blues, specifically because it is two minutes long, and I can hit it out of the park.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
A buddy of mine does You Never Even Called Me By My Name
which should be a terrible idea, because hardly anybody has the monologue part memorized. Fortunately he does a fantastic ad-lib and it brings the house down.
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by allicolls on Jan 25, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I LOVE THAT SONG
I would drunkenly belt it out with him, as long as he lets me repeat the words “Let me” 3 or 4 times more than necessary.
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
He would, he's nice like that.
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Hank why do you drink?
/holds mic out to audience
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
TO GET DRUNK!
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by allicolls on Jan 25, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hank, why do you roll smoke?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Why must you live out those songs that you wrote?
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
TO GET LAID!
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
people DON'T have that memorized?
/played at least twice a night at my favorite college bar
//I was there 5 times a week
///for 6.5 years
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
YNECMBMN, The Asshole Song, Rodeo Song.
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Holy shit, someone put up a YouTube
mashing up the Rodeo Song with Dancing Baby.
/puts gun to temple
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I didn't say I don't.
I said most people don’t. Most people don’t love Texas country like we do, Boozy.
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Texas country is the best country
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FTFY
Texas country is the best country
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL US MISSOURI, DARLIN
JUST PROMISE YOU’LL LET OL’ VERNE CALL OUR GAMES
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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
David Allan Coe rec
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
This song is big in Texas
As it damn well should be.
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Hate to say it, but most of your teenagers right now, have never heard of MeatLoaf
nor that song…
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Easy solution:
Avoid bars where teenagers are allowed. Actually, this is a good rule regardless of karaoke.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
The key to that song however is coordination
You need to get the girls to do the “Tell me you love me” and the guys to the “Can I sleep on it” part.
Much better done as a small group
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Our band of friends added lyrics thusly:
“Will you love me?”
“HELL, NO!”
“Will you love me forever, will you need me?”
“HELL, NO!”
“Will you never leave me…”
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Silly band kids
How’s that gonna help you get laid?
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
by stempke on Jan 25, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Purple Rain yo.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 25, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
I think Tiny Dancer is the perfect karaoke song
Everybody knows it, everyone can passably sing it, and the bartenders won’t want to cut your throat when you sing it.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 25, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
THIS SO MUCH THIS
We karaoked Tiny Dancer all the time in law school. Always sang “hold me closer Tony Danza.”
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It may actually be my #1 Elton John song
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Indian Sunset, Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters
…
My number one is I Guess That’s Why They Call it the Blues.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
BUT HE NEVER EXPLAINS WHY THEY CALL IT THE BLUES!
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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
ISSA CONSPIRASEEE PAWWWWL
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters is a close Number 2 for me
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Love Lies Bleeding.
/drops mic
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Well as long as we don't get into the Elton John/Billy Joel debate
/hides under a corner
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
There's a debate over this?
Billy Joel is clearly better.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Counterpoint:
Elton John wrote a musical based on an Anne Rice novel. Bill Joel did not.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Countercounterpoint:
Nothing Elton John did after 1980 can be held against him due to obvious early-onset brain death.
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NAAAAAAAAA
ZA BIM WAAAAAA
"You gotta be like John Wayne: you don't take no shit off no fools, an' you judge a person by what's in 'em, not how they look. An' you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys, son, 'cause there's way too many of the bad."
I love that you could ask 100 people to write the words to that song
and you’d get 100 different answers.
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Pink Pajamas, Penguins on the Bottom
(my wife hates me for pointing this out).
by stubob on Jan 25, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HOLY CRAP!
It’s like I’m hearing it for the first time!
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but he did do "movin' out" and "we didn't start the fire"
which are much, much more egregious.
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by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
WORKIN TO O HARD CAN GIVE YOU A HEART ATTACKACKACKACKACKACKACK
ACKACKACKHNNNNNNNG
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He didn't write new music for Movin' Out
Just greedily sold the rights to existing music. And We Didn’t Start the Fire is better than anything on Elton’s “Believe” album.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
that's the point about "movin' out" blatant rehash in the name of caysh.
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by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
There was this little musical called "Mamma Mia" that made ALL THE MONEYS
That explains Movin’ Out.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Movin' Out's actually a ballet anyway.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Billy Joel wooed Christie Brinkley with an album
Not modern, infomerical with Chuck Norris Christie Brinkley. 1983-era hottest woman alive Christie Brinkley.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
Ric Ocasek landed a hotter chick
and didnt have to write a crappy song for her.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
by gtne91 on Jan 25, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Yeah, well, clearly any one of US could have landed Paulina Porizskova
had we merely been in the right place at the right time with enough cash.
I keep waiting for Ric Ocasek to turn up on Law and Order: SVU as Munch’s brother.
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Porizkova wasn't famous when she met Ocasek
While Ocasek was already a rock star. Billy Joel didn’t meet Christie Brinkley until after every red-blooded American male was lusting after her. I find Billy Joel’s achievement in the field of model-pulling to be the greater.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
She met him between her 1st and 2nd SI swimsuit covers
I think cover qualifies as famous. Obviously, Ocasek was a bigger star at the time.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
She's also a European.
So having been exposed to European men, we can’t expect her to have good taste.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
And Christina Hendricks is married to the Schnozzberries guy from Super Troopers
The quality of the arm candy is not indicative of the talent of the performer
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
maybe he's the arm candy?
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by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
This asshole? Arm candy? Surely you jest
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
it was a joke about her and her "talents"
i faill, apparently.
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by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
Nobody trolled with arm candy
like ol’ Salman:
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
Padma, one day you will be mine.....
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
He lost Padma and now has a fatwa on his head
Sallman has seen better days
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
No, that plus this is trolling
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Same smartass smile. Photoshop?
Or is he hung like a moose?
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Im thinking the latter
He goes thru a seris of smokin hot women.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Either that is a weird photo filter, or that's a mannequin
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
Just because Olivia Wilde acts like a mannequin
doesn’t make her one.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
Is he still in hiding?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
Does it LOOK like he's in hiding?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Good point.
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but he grew up in Hicksville, so there's that against him too.
/North Shore’d
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
For that matter
Side one of Goodbye Yellow Brick Road is in the discussion for best slab of vinyl ever.
Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding, Candle in the Wind, Bennie and the Jets.
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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
(And the title track is the first sone on side two. Four killers, bam bam bam bam.)
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That gets a rec simply for such a picture ever having been taken.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
Looks like a 'shop to me
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Only because, deep down, everybody wishes they had a moment in their lives like the bus scene from Almost Famous
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
There is nothing wrong with this.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
none at all
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
WE HAVE A WINNER
so long as at least one male voice can do the falsetto properly, of course.
"I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing." Prince Phillip
It is my position that hardly anyone can passably sing it.
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6. Friends in Low Places
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
That song and group so symptomatic of the decade.
Its why all the chicks at my school had a goddammed burlap phase.
And the best part, is that he's Learning.
90s were much better than the 80s and 2000s
though the bar wasn’t that high to exceed
you didn't know this? i'm confused.
also this same woman wrote songs for Christina Aguilera.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
Why would even care who wrote a song as shitty as Get the Party Started, much less take the time to learn the name of the chick from 4 Non-Blondes
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
you're a wealth of trivial knowledge?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
It is not surprising she wrote "Beautiful"
Have you seen that video, that is a woman who clearly does not care what people think about her
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Ah, being told that beauty is on the inside and that you should be your own person.
Delivered by a multimillionaire pop singer with both a full-time stylist and make-up artist.
I love pop culture…………
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
yea 90s fashion gets way too easy a pass
remember, the past gives birth to the present
so the 80s BIRTHED that shit we saw in the 90s…it had to be ugly
i've been fallin' so long it's like gravity's gone and i'm just floatin'...
by JunctionCrimson on Jan 25, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
And the 70's influenced the 80's!
Look, if I must change me ways, at least let me do it my way, with technology.
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 25, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
When will mt Z. Cavaricci's be cool again?
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 25, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Favorite story about that:
a friend of mine’s uncle grew up in 1990s Seattle. Epicentre of grunge culture. Upon arrival at Notre Dame, he told his new dormmates ’isn’t it great that the women here are dressed sexy each day?"
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I'm not sure what to laugh at more.
the story itself, or that you have a friend who’s “uncle” grew up….IN THE 1990’S.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, my mom's got an aunt
that’s five years younger than she is.
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Hell, I know grandparents that are of similar age as us
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
yes, but Sax isn't that much younger.
I mean, okay, he is, but really, THAT much?
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
I had an aunt who was 7 weeks older than I am....
Granddad was a randy old goat.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 25, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
Are you sure you're not a TAMU fan?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
notsureifserious.jpg
If you are:
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 25, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
Don't you mean /bellringer.gif?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
oldest cousins / youngest aunts not far apart in age...
… but mom was the middle child of 11.
/oldest aunt became a nun
Finally official
Sierra Nevada East Coast Brewery will be in Asheville, NC.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Sierra Biltmore?
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meh, I just had the Wild Heaven Invocation
Overhopped to my taste, and so overcarbonated my best pour across four bottles still produced a six-inch head before I could even get through half the bottle. Maybe I had a bad batch.
Ommegang is the best brewery in the east, and this move probable won’t change that.
Just what Asheville was lacking, a brewery........
jk
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
Are you implying a city can have too many?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Of course not, rumor has it that New Belgium will be joining them there.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
So Fat Tire on the East Coast?
I’m ok with this.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I know they are looking up and down the east coast
NC legislature made some changes to make things nice for Sierra Nevada, so wouldnt surprise me if NB ends up in state too. Asheville provides a good location to hire/bring in pro brewers too.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
fun with new media
So it is quite funny to me that I found out we are getting another brewery not from my hometown paper, but from this here comment section. Oh EDSBS, is there anything you can’t do?
But the sad thing is I doubt I’ll go very much because I can walk to 5 microbreweries from my house.
/humblebragg’d bitches
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Admiral Rusty Shackleford?
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
by DrewRusse on Jan 25, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You know when you have a co-worker that's not attractive with make-up ...
Then for whatever reason she decides not to wear make-up? Just had that moment, was not pleasant and reaction I fear was obvious.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 25, 2012 1:08 PM EST reply actions
/Punts book bag
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 25, 2012 1:16 PM EST reply actions
//Kyle Williams fumbles book bag
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
Right after Cundiff shanked it
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 25, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
Why didnt Baltimore call a time out there?
Cundiff looked like he was rushing onto the field at the last second
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
They were saving them for the Superbowl
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 25, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently
The scoreboard was showing the incorrect down & distance on the last few plays. When it was 4th down on the field, Cundiff thought it was 3rd and wasn’t through his normal prep routine.
Since the game was at NE, I’m fully prepared to accept Belichik-ian tricks by the scoreboard operator here.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
Wouldnt put it past him
I remember one time the clock in the forth was two or three minutes fast with the patriots leading (the steelers I think) and no one noticed until after the game was over and the time had already run out for Pittsburgh
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
Don't the refs run the clock?
I know they do in HS football. I ran the scoreboard for my high school for 2.5 seasons. Only a ref could start/stop the clock. I put up downs and yards, scores, etc.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
It was several years ago...and I dont remember exactly what happened
But I know there was a mixup and I remember the guys on PTI going ballistic against both the Refs and the Patriots clock operators the next day
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
You can't make this shit up:
Louisville man arrested while “laundering” money.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Headline Writer: "My career has been leading up to this moment"
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
The actual headline is a disappointment.
And your comment still applies.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Reminded of this
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
And green.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
A good excuse to post this:
Best sports headline of all time.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 25, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Your argument is invalid
End journalism now, its apex has been reached.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Holy God.
I bow down.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Lewis Grizzard says
/scroll down to bottom to see actual headline
//From an age lone before internet
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Here?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Nothing like that at all.
I would GIS for Lewis Grizzard’s, but… ummm… yeah, that would probably not be a good thing.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
returning fire with the classic
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
"Heyyyy, Kimo. You proud of me? I'm the first dude here!"
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 25, 2012 1:39 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
HOW DO I REACH THEEESE KEEEDS auto-rec
by kizzak on Jan 25, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Beeeeelichick
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
Northwestern's Alamo Bowl appearance later in 2000
Perhaps not the best moment in the emergence of the spread
Looking for some new work clothes, thoughts?
inexpensive-ish business casual. GO!
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 1:48 PM EST reply actions
Is there a Joseph A Bank near you
They usually have the non-suit items on some ridiculous sale and the people are helpful
"Well they can't test for LSD, so I started frying on weekends"
Agreed
If I am spending my money, that’s where I head. Although if there is a Brooks Brothers outlet near you, definitely check it out.
Isn't every day a Jos. A Bank sale?
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
Three days only!
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
I want whatever their radio announcer is on.
That man can see for miles and miles.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, this.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Brooks Brother's outlet?
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
Nearest one is in KC
6 hour round trip isn’t worth it.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
agreed.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
Go to Brooks Brothers website
and click “Sale”. Real BB clothes at reduced prices. Outlet stores sell (mostly) different (lower quality) brand of clothes.
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
false. 3-4-6 is their discount brand but you can easily get regular BB stuff at outlets.
Just gotta know what you’re looking for.
@LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on the twitterz.
by LUNCHBOXTHEGOAT on Jan 25, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
thus the (mostly)
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
My brother worked at a BB outlet store for two summers in college.
I like my 3-4-6 shirts………
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
How casual?
Just missing-a-tie casual, or khaki-polo casual?
by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
mostly khaki/polo
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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
LL Bean catalog?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
Lands End catalog.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 25, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
Casual casual then?
Lands’ End Canvas has some slimmer options, still at mostly Lands’ End prices, can’t speak to the quality of construction as I don’t own any.
Brooks if you can afford it, their website’s sale section is quite good, as is the sale section of Ralph Lauren’s website. Howard Yount and Kent Wang (hehe, wang) have some good quality items, as vouched for by PutThisOn in the past, but I have no personal experience with them.
Nadolig Hapus
/googles Put This On
//goodbye productivity
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
Orvis non-iron khakis
Thank me later.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Do they come with pleats?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
Why would you want pleats?
@papaalphakilo
The people who suggest Brian Kelly should not curse are the reason the rest of us created profanities. - Spencer Hall
I heard they are slimming
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 25, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
To hide my erection.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
I’m actually wearing a pair of the flat front, permanent leg crease ones.
I pull them out of the dryer and smooth out wrinkles with my hands on my folding board. BAM.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 25, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
Yeeeeees?
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Charlie Weis disagrees.
I started at 221.6. I'm now 217.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
In the market, no pressure.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
That opens it up a lot then.
If this was an immediate need then you’d have much fewer options.
Check out the department store sale websites, I think Bloomingdale’s is saleing currently, and Macy’s always are on something or other.
Nadolig Hapus
Summer really, I need some short-sleeved dress shirts for when it gets hot.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
Now I know you're trolling.
Nadolig Hapus
by gth863x on Jan 25, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
DAMMIT!
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 25, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
am I the only one
who assumed that the kid who stole stuff from UGA’s locker room was bound for Auburn?
all I ask is for the chance to prove that money can't buy happiness
He is a five-star Fulmer Cup prospect, for sure.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
That, and aside from the Wire Road 4
Auburn’s record in the Fulmer Cup WAS pretty dang clean.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, I miss my hipster friends' trailer on Wire Road.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
One of the best craft beers in a can (supposedly; I didn't care for it because I don't like pale ales),
Dale’s Pale Ale, was first brewed in a bathtub in a trailer on Wire Road. The War Eagle Reader did a story about that a while back.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Cool, but I'll pass on that I think.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
For people who like pale ales
it’s apparently highly regarded in terms of “beer in a can.” But yeah, I’d pass too, simply because I’m not a pale ale fan. I love Shiner beers, but I don’t know if I’ll even try their new Wild Hare Pale Ale, just because pale ales aren’t my thing.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Me either.
Then again, our nights when I was at Auburn usually consisted of Simply Lemonade from the gas station or Circle K green apple slushy with a generous helping of cheap-ass vodka from Tiger Package. So. We’re not the classy sophisticates you’d expect on EDSBS.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 25, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions
I wasn't a huge fan of dale's when I tried it at the hash
There’s a growing number of good beers in cans it seems though
Still interested in doing that.
Trying to make sure I lose a bit of weight before I get fully back into running so as to lessen the impact stress on my feet, but soon I’m definitely looking into it.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 25, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
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