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Okay, one episode and I AM HOOKED

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One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

MOST APPROPRIATE TITLE

"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse

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And this is a Mountain West website

by greekpadre on Jan 24, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I have four Season 1 episodes and season two to catch all the way up.

All since last week which hooked me.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I would like to know, do the ladies find Boyd attractive?

Do his dancing skills come into play here?

Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl

by ItsComplicated on Jan 24, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

I was kinda hoping it would lead to someone posting the gif of him dancing

Because that makes me smile every time I see it and in no way spoils anything for anybody

Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl

by ItsComplicated on Jan 24, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no good response to the "Trusting a Kentuckian with the Country" subthread

from the last thread. Sometimes, it hurts :(

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

Henry Clay has a sad.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 24, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It all just fits together exactly and satisfyingly.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

It is a great book

Very few people have heard of it, but it might be the funniest thing he wrote

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually have to finish Salmon of Doubt, but been meaning to read Meaning of Liff. Saw it in your sig and thought it fit.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

It's actually kind of hard to find

Use amazon.co.uk and have it shipped in. Also, it’s not really a book it is very much a dictionary.

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Watching until Justified starts.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 24, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Shawshank Redemption is on TNT

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I love that ESPN interviews Head Coaches during timeouts

Like the coach has nothing better to do

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 9:35 PM EST reply actions  

BigBlueBarrister and Old South

Did you see that UGA player/trainer shoulder check Wiltjer while they were walking off the court at halftime?

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

a lil shawshank redemption before my justified

Has boyd ever seen this movie?

Just sayin…

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 9:48 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Are we here?

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 24, 2012 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

NO

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 24, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

mostly.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 24, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

For Justified, yes.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

if my prison buddy gave me directions to a tree

I would forget/fuck it up somehow

Gps is the only reason I can find anything

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 9:54 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

/killed by one of Steven King's monsters

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 24, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

killer clown?

Cabin fever writer?
Kidnapper stalker lady?
Gay prison gang?

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 9:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Dead singer?

Murderous mist?
The devil in denim?

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Jan 24, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

mind control alien?

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

possesed car?

vampires?
balls of fur that eat time?

by Doc1028 on Jan 24, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope you don't live in the country.

You’d get lost easily where I’m from.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I imagine that all the orchards and vineyards blend together?

Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl

by ItsComplicated on Jan 24, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

No vineyards where I live

But you’ll get lost among the endless rice fields.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah ok

Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl

by ItsComplicated on Jan 24, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

we're in mexico now!

Neither of us speak spanish!

Hahahahaha good times

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:00 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

WAS IT ALL A PLAN?????

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 24, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions  

YUP

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 24, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

NOW NOT SOON

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

Evening, damned kids.

I like the presence of an offseason ritual.

Oh, Dicky. You in trouble, boy.

by Counter Trap on Jan 24, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

Tosh on Comedy Central

Wearing an tOSU sweater vest. Awesome

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

Who is watching CS at a time like this?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

CC I mean

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I was flipping channels during a timeout in the UK game

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck that guy.

Seriously, if I could punch one person in the face with no consequences, it would be him and there would be no hesitations.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 24, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Dane Cook is definitely an asshole and should probably be punched.

However, only one celebrity used his TV show to say that God sent tornadoes to Tuscaloosa to kill Alabama fans, and it wasn’t Dane Cook.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 24, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Completely agree.

I think Tosh confuses edginess with just being crass.

by Attie Hat on Jan 24, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't like him before the controversy, for what it's worth.

Being “edgy” is not a virtue in and of itself- you also have to be funny. I wish Bill Hicks were still alive to remind these assholes how it’s done.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 24, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Dicky lucky he didn't get shanked

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

hahhaha

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 24, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

Boyd, you seem confused.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

I love Art

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

And Boyd's plan falls apart.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 24, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

uncle Bill ks dirty...

Or….hmmm

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:08 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

nope seems good

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

or pegged

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 24, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I need to finish season 1 and watch season 2 STAT

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Just had ice cream for the first time in forever. Oh my was it everything I had hoped and more

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 24, 2012 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

What kind?

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamCustard

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Jan 24, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamCrazyHorse

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 24, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

What you did there... I seen it.

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Wonka

by Big Grizz on Jan 24, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anybody know if they ever finished that big statue of Crazy Horse?

It’s been about 15 years since I was in South Dakota

Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl

by ItsComplicated on Jan 24, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope. They haven't even started on the bottom half IIRC

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 24, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

#Team Geronimo

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamHopeSolo

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 24, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamGreedoShotFirst

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

HE WHO CONTROLS THE PAST CONTROLS THE FUTURE

HE WHO CONTROLS THE PRESENT CONTROLS THE PAST

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

#teamfroyo

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamGelato

And I will fight all of you on this.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Jan 25, 2012 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

It better have been vanilla

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

No. It was a Beyers flavor

I think it was waffle cone. Has chocolate covered pieces of waffle cone and caramel. Delicious

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907

by Pain in the Sash on Jan 24, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

She's going to die

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

When does the exciting part start?

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

NOW GODDAMMIT

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

building the tension and suspense.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 24, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

and that guy was in band of brothers

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode

by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:10 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

That stinks.

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.

by Anon_the_younger on Jan 24, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Furk.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Jan 24, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

The question before the court now

is whether that was the “this is fun, but it ain’t ever gonna be forever” speech, or the “this could work out, but don’t be pushy” speech.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I see room for the latter, but I don't exactly have the benefit of the full context.

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by Tremendous on Jan 24, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno. We're still planning on making pizza next Monday or Tuesday.

She was blunt enough and enough talking happened that I’m inclined to read as little as possible, shrug, and continue to HAVE A GOOD TIME.

by Erik T on Jan 24, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Having a good time is a great way to go-

just make sure you let her know if you get too attached, and see what happens.

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

That's sort of the plan.

And now I have been facebook-tagged by her with regards to a restaurant we went to after the run. Officially slightly confused.

by Erik T on Jan 24, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

The more I hear about it, the more I think it's a "I really wanna go slow"

But, women are strange to me, in general

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

That's my current read too. I don't friggin' know.

Recently got out of a not-very-positive long term relationship and shit or something or whatever.

by Erik T on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, good luck, and keep us posted!

And of course, any help we can give you, just ask

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what i got out of it

i don’t think she would say she wants to keep it up if she wasn’t interested. she didn’t drop anything like “just friends” right?

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

So of course it's anything but clear

Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl

by ItsComplicated on Jan 24, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Might you say...

/puts on shades

It’s Complicated?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

The biggest question mark I've faced in the past with this kind of situation...

is whether I’m now free to see other people, while I continue building up my relationship with that person.

But it always seemed uncouth to ask.

by Attie Hat on Jan 24, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

In this case, definitely.

They’ve only hung out a few times.

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by allicolls on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

See, that's never been an issue for me-

as when I’m dating someone, even casually, I don’t find any interest in other women

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Me neither, don't get me wrong.

But it’s when that person is unclear about where the future is heading – that’s when I get all unsure.

by Attie Hat on Jan 24, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it's mostly been coincidence for me,

but even when I’m unsure, I’ve never found someone else I want to pursue

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Annoying, isn't it?

Anyway, ‘committed’ was definitely a word that was used.

by Erik T on Jan 24, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

By her?

As in, “I don’t want to be in a committed relationship right now”, or as in “I don’t want to be in a committed relationship”? Because the first is MUCH more promising for you

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Ehhhhhh I don't really remember. I think the former maybe probably yes definitely.

Doesn’t matter, I’ve already reshaped the event in my memory to tell me whatever I want it to tell me.

CURSE THIS IMPERFECT LUMP OF THINKMEAT

by Erik T on Jan 24, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha, gotta love the brain.

Well, g’luck!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't you wish you could call her back now?

“Can you repeat exactly what you said to me before? My friends on the internet want to parse it out.”

by Attie Hat on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Just wear a wire next time.

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 24, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

EDSBS pumping lines into his ear?

TELL HER SHES THE NASHUNAL CHAMPION OF UR HART PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLL

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Cyrano de BergEDSBSrac?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Recced for my favourite play

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

No! Merci.

I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.

by saxattack29 on Jan 24, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Tell her all other girls might as well be Purdue.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That's a brilliant plan!

I’ll get right on that.

/hope I’m not oversharing, hadn’t really planned anything more than a coffee-or-hot-chocolate question

by Erik T on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like a "still not sure how she feels about you and trying to keep her options open."

Keep it casual, but keep hanging out with her as long as she seems into it. If she seems hesitant, back off and let her come to you.

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 24, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I assume erik has not had relations with this woman

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 24, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends on what your definition of is

is

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

/Lawyered

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, girl who wants to take things slow,

and they’ve only gone out two or three times…

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

4...

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 24, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I was closer!

See I pay attention. I want you to feel loved!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

/takes Empress of Ireland to Cleveland

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by saxattack29 on Jan 24, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

GO SHOWER BEER

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 24, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry

been there

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by ItsComplicated on Jan 24, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

uh


Care to elaborate?

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm gonna guess he does not.

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by Big Grizz on Jan 24, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Well damn.

If it’s any consolation, your pizza and ice skating date sounded perfect.

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by allicolls on Jan 24, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I liked it so much I'm gonna steal it

And substitute something for ice skating

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by ItsComplicated on Jan 24, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously

Anything that requires an average level of coordination is not a good idea for me to take someone on a date to

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Was that Bud Bundy?

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by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

sgt garnier?

He was an fbi agent in catch me if you can as well

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

The guy who shot Sgt. Garnier.

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by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

YAAY...LIL CAESARS

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

Not if you're Ice Pick Nix

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Well yeah, but if you're him, there's nothing to be scared about with pizza delivery.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Dont they already have a DH

And Cabrera plays 1st

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Victor Martinez was the DH, but he'll miss most of next season with a torn ACL.

If they can afford to keep everyone long-term, I assume they move Cabrera to 3rd (where he played in Florida).

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by Tremendous on Jan 24, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Only when they play the Indians.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Boy Cabrera really let himself go

He started off as an outfielder long ago on the 03 trolling champion Marlins

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Not quite enough for Prince Fielder and his ego.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

expendable characters

We shoot and kill you to make the bad guy seem worse!

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Too busy watching the Wild and Avs.

I take it some redshirt just bought it?

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by SpartanDan on Jan 24, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

winged him

Prospect not looking good

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nevermind

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Todd Stashwick

One of this decade’s premier “oh hey it’s that guy”s.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

Wow. 90s buttrock at it's best happening on my iPod right now

Have it on shuffle and have had My Sacrifice and Here Without You back to back

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 24, 2012 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

Yes. But I will say this

I’ve seen 3DD live. And they put on a great show. Very intimate. Saw them in a grass amphitheater so after a long day of standing out in the sun, it was nice to lay on a hillside and watch them. Very calming.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 24, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I, too, paid to see them.

With Shinedown and Tantric opening. It was a good show.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 24, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. When I saw them they were with Seether and Aaron Lewis of Staind

Sick Puppies opened it and they stole the crowd.
Shinedown puts on a pretty good show too

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 24, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I will say, they may be queefcore defined, but Yourself or Someone Like You is an alright album for what it was.

Queefcore can be a lot worse than that.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I do enjoy me some 3DD but Here Without You is so queefcorey

but they do have some good solid hits like Loser and When I’m Gone

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 24, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Disqualified for citing "When I'm Gone"

We would have accepted “Duck and Run” or “It’s Not Me”.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 24, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Duck and Run is good

Also Sarah Yellin is a pretty good one

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Kryptonite is the only song of theirs I can really stand to be honest

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh. I listened to them a lot in high school

And our school was so pop-based, I was considered a rebel.
Ok not really but some people said they aren’t a fan of heavy music when I referred to them

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 24, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Should have played some Nuclear Assault or Anthrax for them.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

At that time as well, I was a huge Slipknot and Korn fan

They would’ve really thought I was threat to humanity
/went to catholic school

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

LOLWUT?

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by SpartanDan on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

aw shit!

Watch out

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:19 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

we got us a killer and undercover witness all in one!

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 24, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

and why did someone mention ice cream?

Now I’ve got the ice cream snickers shakes

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:20 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

To for Art to go to work

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by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

No, Michael, real guys don't drink tequila and talk about anything.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

I love tequila

But not that clear 1800 BS

I give that drink a poor review

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Cazadores of GTFO

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by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Mezcal or anejo for sipping tequila.

But scotch or bourbon all the way.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

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by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

"I've already given you dread." -- Bob Marley

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

"I've already given you Ned" --Winterfell

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 24, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

"I've already given you Snead"- Mack Brown

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

"I've already given you the Dead" -- Jerry Garcia

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

"Ive already given you meds"-- 8-ball

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

We also would have accepted Placebo.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

"I've already given you a sled" --Citizen Kane

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

"I've already given you the Fed" -- Alan Greenspan

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I already gave you Ned's head.

then i freaked you out with this:

my stash o' gifs
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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm glad I finished the first book today or I woulda been a little upset

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by ItsComplicated on Jan 24, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

You're not getting in my shed

I’m already in your shed. – Adam James

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 24, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Green

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Gym trip: aborted.

Run? Sure, why not. It’s an unseasonably balmy 44 – let’s do this.

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by Tremendous on Jan 24, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

Here? Upper 50s, ALL THE FOG

Seriously, couldn’t see the building next door from our office for most of the day. And there’s talk of severe storms overnight/tomorrow morning.

Looks like I’ll be hitting the treadmill instead of outdoors in the morning.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 24, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

The high today was 48 and I was all FUCK YEAH RUNNING

I went in a long sleeve t and shorts. In FL it would have been “too cold to run.” I am officially assimilating.

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamBooThisMan

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Just wasn't a fan of the movie, that's all.

Were there ridiculously good-looking women in it? Definitely.
Was the concept good? Yeah, probably.
Just didn’t work for me.

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by Big Grizz on Jan 24, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree it wasn't a great movie, but knocking Olyphant for that is pretty harsh.

I mean DeCaprio has Titanic on his record.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Titanic is not even near the worst thing on DiCaprio's record...

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Man in the Iron Mask was unwatchable.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 24, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

I was expecting a kick-ass remake to a great storyline…but that was just shit

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Titanic Hate????

What is this…I dont even….

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone DOESN'T hate Titanic?

What is this I don’t even …

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by SpartanDan on Jan 24, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

That's one of those movies for me

that if it’s on and I click on it I end up watching the whole fucking thing.

I’m surprised no one’s hating on Leo for being the Cousin Oliver of Growing Pains.

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

It's hard to hate kids for kid roles.

Hating them for milking the kid role as an adult? YES, especially all you little Brady motherfuckers.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

ESPN AND IS ANCHORS WILL TELL US HOW TO THINK

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course not...

That title belongs to Pearl Harbor

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

King Solomon's mine remake from the 80's is very bad.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 24, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Congo?

Bad…..gorillas…

/waves Ninendo power glove

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 24, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

If you watch KSM ... drink first.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 24, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Jack could have lived

IF SHE’D STAYED IN THE FUCKING LIFEBOAT.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

also that scene where they are on one of the under passages and it's flooding and she's freaking the fuck out

JACK CAN’T FUCKING DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT IF YOU ARE JUST SCREAMING OBNOXIOUSLY THE WHOLE TIME

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by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

ALSO ROSE CAN'T FUCKING SWIM OMG WORST TECHNIQUE EVER

sorry i’m irrational about this

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by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

The deus ex machina makes her sink though.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Overwrought and just OMG SHIP

And they could have taken turns on the bed. Rose is a selfish bitch

by emc503 on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Selfish?

/thows grandchildren’s inheritance into ocean

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 24, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

What did those little shits ever do for her?

/is selfish

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Top 5 Dicaprio movies

1. Catch me if you can
2. Gangs of New York
3. Inception
4. Titanic
5. The Departed

I also liked the Aviator

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

he was robbed of an Oscar for The Aviator

but I really liked his work in Blood Diamond and Inception

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 24, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Paul Giamatti was robbed more that year.

As was Jim Carrey.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 24, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

?

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't understand the question, and I refuse to answer it.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 24, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Paul Giamatti's robbed Oscar performance?

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Sideways

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 24, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe its me but

I dont think Paul Giamatti playing a disgruntled wine loving middle aged guy is that much of a stretch.

Of course, neither is Colin Firth playing a stuck up Brit.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 24, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Or Daniel Day-Lewis playing an angry megalomaniac.

Or Jamie Foxx playing a celebrity musician. Or Kevin Spacey playing a smug, sarcastic man who’s realized he’s better than everyone else. Or Jack Nicholson playing Jack Nicholson.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 24, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Woah Woah Woah; Jamie Fox played a washed out celebrity musician

…….

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh...thats right

Im surprised Sideways is never on cable like other cult comedy movies

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Pigvomit in Private Parts?

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to meet Tom Brady and talk to him only in lines from the Departed.

“Gatorade, what, are you on your period?”

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 24, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

There is never a wrong time to watch that movie.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I just loathe that final shot so goddamn much.

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by emc503 on Jan 24, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

#TeamThis

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Me too.

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

"Look in the tunk."

- Ralph Wiggum

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by Big Grizz on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

"I choo-choo-choose meth"

-Ralph Wiggum

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

"Daddy's stomach is crying"

-Ralph Wiggum

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

It's just like...if you took Pucks monologue and added a few line

Now, what i’ve just spoken
Is not but a token
Of your imagination
Because in our cogitation
This is just a play and I’m highlighting the fact that it’s a commentary on the relationship between the actor and the audience with this speech

by emc503 on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

It was on FX this afternoon.

It’s quite fun to watch it now that I live here knowing exactly where a lot of the scenes were filmed. But man oh man does the dialogue suffer when translated for cable.

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't knocking Olyphant.

I was just saying that my mind automatically sees him as a sleazy porn producer.

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by Big Grizz on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

If they make another XMEN movie

I would cast him as Remy/Gambit. I think he could pull it off

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

See, I saw Deadwood first.

And my mind automatically sees him with a giant mustache and crazy eyes holding back a ridiculous font of rage.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 24, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotcha. I never saw him in anything until that movie.

The well was poisoned from the start.

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by Big Grizz on Jan 24, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

GTFO

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by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

UK game subthread: Starting it here

Teague has 7 assists and 0 turnovers. That is fantastic

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

Oof, that's a bit harsh

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

OK, so he's not Hasheem Thabeet

but come on. Play like you’ve been here before.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Because he has

That’s what bugs me about him. We know he can play consistently solid ball. We saw it last year. Even in an off night he would play hard. He was that way at the beginning of the season too. Not sure what got into him

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

he's playing well

though i’m convinced he, Lamb and Jones can’t play well on the same day…for some reason.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 24, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll take Lamb and Teague

as long as we still have Michael MAN-Gilchrist.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 24, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Love MKG and Davis

so consistent. I worry about our backcourt depth. Wish we had a Anthony Epps or somebody to help out/get some minutes.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 24, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

huh?

Teague, Lamb, Miller, Twany?

I think that’s decent enough depth, especially given MKG’s ability to play the 1 and 2 and Davis PG skills

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

not sure i agree

Bigs we have great depth. PG i’m not so sure. If Teague is out, I guess Lamb takes it. Miller is 6’ 8" and MKG isn’t a 1. Just saying. Would love to have another PG.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I suppose you're right

But I don’t think it’s that much of a big deal. For one, I can’t see Teague ever getting into serious foul trouble. Also, if he were out we would just move to a more half court set and let guys like Lamb, Miller, MKG and Davis bring the ball up. Wouldn’t be a huge problem.
Though, If Twany develops quick enough he could solve the problem. And it would be nice to have Hood back.

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess the Tennessee game

influenced my opinion. Lamb and Teague played like…not well…and we won a close game. We didn’t have many options for that.

My buddy (Illinois fan) asked me how good UK was and I said “I think we will go as far as our guards take us.”

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorta agree

The nice thing is when Lamb’s shot doesn’t seem to fall Miller’s shot does. Jones needs to find the consistency he seemed to have last year. But even he can have off days because Wiltjer is improving so much

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Lamb has come on strong

late in some big games and I really like him. Jones is just so inconsistent, I wish he had MKG’s mindset to just play. He seems to let the game get to him. I like Miller a lot.

by I'm Kenny Brockelstein on Jan 24, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Jane Goodall can really kick some ass

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

One last spider point of the night

“Welcome you to the land of Super Bowl XLVI”

STATE OF THE UNION NIGHT IS FOOTBALL NIGHT
/Plays SNF theme
//Continues with Al Michaels welcome
///Finishes with Faith Hill waiting all day for a SOTU Night

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by RyanMcD29 on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

do what now?

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahh. Not watching it

I lived in Indiana for 4 years. I have a natural aversion to all things “Hoosier”

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

He has it figured out

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions  

GO ART

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions  

God bless you Art

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by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions  

What did ---- ohhhhhhhh

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions  

Boyd not good on product storage, good on plotting.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 24, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

JUSTIFIED. FX. ADDICTED IN ONE EPISODE LASAT WEEK

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 24, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

If you like this....

I can highly recommend Sons of Anarchy in the fall, also on FX.

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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 24, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Truedat.

I gotta find the first season and watch most of that, took me a while to catch on in season 2. But if you like Sopranos, replace ‘mafia’ with ‘motorcycle club’ and you get the idea.

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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 24, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Netflix.

And it’s more like (and by “more,” I mean “exactly”) like taking Hamlet, and replacing Denmark with Hell’s Angels.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Good to know, may bug buddy that does netflix for that...

but i pay to much for all this Comcasticness to Neflix. But thanks for the (Ned’s) heads up!

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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 24, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

And Season 4 is awesome...

…until the ending which, damn, they blew it.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree

Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl

by ItsComplicated on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a very similar thing to Dexter.

Season 1 and 2? Great.
Season of Jimmy Smits? Dogshit.
Season 4 with Trinity? Daaaaaamn.
Seasons 5 and 6 of Dexter, however, aspired to meh.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 24, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Jimmy Smits season nearly made me quit watching altogether.

Season 6 had me determined not to watch next season, until the last 5 seconds.

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by allicolls on Jan 24, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

If George Lucas did it in the prequels, it's dogshit.

This depresses me because I just started season 3 of Dexter.

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Fight through.

You need the character development for Season 4.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 24, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhhhem

~see NYPD Blue
Then we’ll talk.

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 24, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Justified on FX

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 24, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Wild/Avs.

Most are watching Justified.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.

by SpartanDan on Jan 24, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

White Collar.

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by allicolls on Jan 24, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, spoilers, but what do you think.

Also, hugs.

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by allicolls on Jan 24, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks

I’ve just been getting oblique references from their Facebook page all week (don’t normally get to watch live), so I’m gonna say…no?

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Jan 24, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, the episode aired at least a week ago so hopefully no one will be pissed about spoilers.

It’s a procedural. They get her back.

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by allicolls on Jan 24, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Porn

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by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Most people are watching Justified, you're watching porn...

statistically, someone is probably watching Justified porn.

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by allicolls on Jan 24, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Justified is porn

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by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Rule 34.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

reply fail?

reply.fail

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Without getting spidery

since when do you get to rebut Constitutional duties?

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 24, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh, there's no sacredness to one political party's response.

Hell, I’ll give a response to it right now.

BUILD A BIGGER CHAMBER YOU SILLY PEOPLE TWO HOUSES CAN’T FIT IN ONE HOUSE

by Erik T on Jan 24, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Duplex

/dropsmic

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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Without being spidery

since the ratification of the first amendment?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Are you free to disagree with the speech? Certainly

But it’s mandated by the same document that created the nation. You’re not entitled to say “nuh-uh!” just because there’s a different letter after your name on the TV graphics.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 24, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Technically anyone can say whatever they want.

Whether it is accurate or not, is a different manner.

/doesnotapplytocertaincomments.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 24, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

My point is, this isn't just another speech.

This is a responsibility placed on the presidency by the Constitution. No matter who holds the presidency, treat the moment with the respect and dignity it deserves. Fervently disagree with the content of the speech if you want, but do it on your own time and not as an immediate response.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 24, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

understood.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm done.

I have no interest in getting spidery here.

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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I like to imagine it is all a very high-level meta thing

State of The Union Address “The State of the Union is doing pretty good”
Response to the SOTU: “NUH UH!, the State of the Union is kinda mediocre”

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Right around the time . . .

. . that Presidents decided to go deliver the SOTU in the chamber rather than send up a written report (which was the original tradition).

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by DevilGrad on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Autism'll do that to you.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 24, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Theories that he was high-functioning/Asperger's-ish.

Nothing confirmed, and I’d like to see better research before i make a determination.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

It has been theorized.

Obviously there’s no way to know if he actually had a disorder discovered 100 years after his death, but historians see signs that he may have.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Art is about to fuck you up

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

and o yea, I'll watch it a few more times...

strange thing. Time warps when you watch it back to back to back. I mean, the 2nd time goes by faster. then the 3rd flies by. Of cours, could just be the Ancient Age assisting…

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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 24, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

They'll replay it at eleven, and it will be on the internet within the hour.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh Art you bad ass

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by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

are y'all still talking about the show?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 24, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

Yes

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

aight, then i'm outs have a a good night y'all

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 24, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

were talking other things too

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm skimming...nothing my 2 cents is needed for

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 24, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Spare a quarter and improve the convo then?

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm sporadic at best

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 24, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Goodnight

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven't seen any severe spoilers, and I'm catching up on DVR, so...

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by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

into your face hahaha

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:39 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

#TeamLongHair

Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl

by ItsComplicated on Jan 24, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamLongHair

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamDontCare?

Also…blonde Katy Perry is almost as much a disaster as the Hindenburg

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

But those boobs

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by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

/belks

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Woof

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by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Compare and contrast

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Overrated for forced quirkiness.

Not saying she is unattractive in any way, but she tries way too hard.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Trailers for "This Means War"

and Reese is once again the Southern IT girl.

/picks up torch
//carries torch for Reese

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RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 24, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Katy Perry is overrated to begin with but yeah she is better as a brunette

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

As are most

Natural blondes excluded

Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl

by ItsComplicated on Jan 24, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, I made a statement earlier today about no redheads

Simply because I view it as unnatural and well there was reaction

Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl

by ItsComplicated on Jan 24, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

You obviously haven't spent much time with natural redheads...

because they are quite attractive

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you're biased

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 24, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

My taste is well known, this is true.

However, it may surprise you to know that the GF is a brunette

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

well it doesn't surprise me at all

just because i like the IDEA of soemthing doesn’t mean it’s good for me

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 24, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

She has expressed a desire to dye her hair red again...

and I have seen the previous pictures, so…

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by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

you're gonna get in TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUBLE

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I have kept my mouth shut!

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Who me?

I know nothing…

/whistles innocently

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

MikeLew is a wise teacher.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 24, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

There is my mom

I think that maybe turn me against them as well.

Not that I don’t love her but you know just never been Oediple

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by ItsComplicated on Jan 24, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe not in the looks department...

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by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Samesies.

Its my dirty, dark secret.

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Any facial hair I grow has a reddish tint

I think it’s all subconscious in me not wanting any redheaded children and trying as best I can to prevent that.

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by ItsComplicated on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

My family is very German.

We all have dark hair, dark eyes, and we tan well. Then there’s my mom who has red hair, blue eyes, and gets a sunburn if she watches too much tv. I will euthanize any ginger children at birth, for their recessive phenotypes indicates they’d lose at life anyway. And even if they were better people than Tebow* they couldn’t get into heaven since they wouldn’t have souls so why waste everyone’s time?

*- Heavy sarcasm, do not start that stupid fucking spidery discussion kthx.

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

that's a lot of hate for people almost as awesome as me

as I’m VERY GERMAN and have dark hair and dark eyes and the complexion of a redhead.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 24, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Almost as awesome as you?

hmmm

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Well come now we all know I'm awesome

/totally bullshitting now

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 24, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

/looks at profile pic

/rereads own comment
/is confused

Ok, so I went off on a tangent. Oops.

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

tangents are ok...

just trying to point out that paleness isn’t a BAD thing

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 24, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I am basically a redhead- not all redheads are gingers!

WHY U HATE ME, BIG JON

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by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

You're practically translucent.

Keep wearing hats and we’re cool.

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

If you keep living in Boston while I'm in Georgia,

I’m gonna be darker than you, pbthbthbthbthb

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by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

The sun was out today!

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Redheads...

Like catnip for men. Make me do very stupid irrational things

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought that was women honey.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Well yes.

but redheads cause me to be have irrationally in a mathematical/physics sense.

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

He \sqrt(2) 's them!

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by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

How about

z = 3(2e^(it)-e^(2it)) them?

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by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

More like

(x^2+y^2-a^2)^2-4a^2((x-a)^2+y^2)=0

by Albino Tornado on Jan 24, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah pretty much

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I've always found them...

too complex.

/YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH

by MGoEcon on Jan 24, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

That's me and long-chain carbohydrates man

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Recd for obvious trolling

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Inverse Bell Curve.

They tend to be either amazing or the opposite.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Natural blondes tend towards pale for the most part.

Makes ’em look like the children of the Corn. Or Hanson, which is worse. Either way, soulless as a redhead.

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Brendan Gibbons

is intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

by MGoEcon on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Julianne Moore

would like a word with you people. 51, Redhead, born in Fayettenam. Would, most undoubtably would.

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 24, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Woo! Wild power play.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Jan 24, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions  

this is a very low on raylan episode...

The other characters are starting to be able to drive the story more

I like it

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:41 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Will Raylan live long enough

to to be as wise as #teamART?

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RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions  

he might live long enough but

No

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

death race reminds me

New twisted metal next month! Woo

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:44 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

I'd allow it.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

OH SHIT BOYD

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

Art doesn't like live prisoners.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

Dicky is such a weenie

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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

Trust me... you gon' scream.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

Now drop the soap and turn around.

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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Charlie Manson lookin' mofo

Can’t be an accident

Good day, puss cake

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

oh dear god

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions  

hmmm?

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

#teamGoodall

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions  

yep

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

cause she's pregnant.

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

eyvette be dayad

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions  

FPD

That’s a frankfurt reference

Drink

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

You ever hear back from Yvette?

dun dun

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

So I'm watching the opening scene of the Mummy before the justified rerun so i can watch it all in one fell swoop

And perhaps I’m overthinking, but why does Imhotep turn into such a dick to everyone? If he gets his lady back, he should be pretty satisfied, right?

by emc503 on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

"That's never good"

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 PM EST reply actions  

bubba in the building

Crime boss

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

SOMEBODYS ABOUT TO GET SHOT

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 PM EST reply actions  

nope knifed

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Or butchered

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

OR STABBED

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

WHERE IS HOLLY?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

pfffft

/Tyler Durden hipster’d

Good day, puss cake

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 24, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Christina H. Worst Cracked author...

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 24, 2012 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

his hand was a freaking messsssssssss

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 24, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Burned hand!

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

tyler durden school of crime boss

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 24, 2012 10:57 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

z

Boring 136 F.3d 364

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by saxattack29 on Jan 24, 2012 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

DAMMIT!

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by saxattack29 on Jan 24, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

This show does a good job of building tension

Eventually I’ll be watching the season(s) before this one.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 24, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

Even the girl creeped me out

Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl

by ItsComplicated on Jan 24, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Really, all I can say to that

is have you ever BEEN there?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Thankfully I haven't

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by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I say we don't. So say we all?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 24, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I've been to Louisville and Lexington

I’m never traveling south to Harlan.

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Me too

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 24, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Motel sign

“Leave all weapons and muddy boots in the truck”

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

The Kindergarten teacher?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 24, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know for sure because I have yet to watch season 2.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

OR PSYCHO

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 24, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

?

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Realtor?

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 24, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Scary as well

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
"Ah, fuck it!"-Lee Corso
WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

/Real-a-tor

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

The ND Market-specific version has classy jeans in lieu of wearing kakhis

The dog collar would be too far.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

DON'T LET YOUR DAUGHTER DATE A PROTESTANT POOR

OR YOU GRANDSON WILL TURN OUT TO BE A HOMOSEXUALIST AND GO TO BOSTON COLLEGE.

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Jan 24, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

OR *GASP* A STATE SCHOOL

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by saxattack29 on Jan 24, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

#teamFordham

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

#Team Pace

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

#teamBelmontAbbey

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

#teamJohnCarroll

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

#Team Abbey Road

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamWestminsterAbbey

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

#TeamWestminsterDogShow

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

#Team Best In Show

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

#Team Show and Tell

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

#Team Rubber Soul

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

#Team Who's Next

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

good night all, busy day tomorrow.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 24, 2012 11:01 PM EST reply actions  

Fair

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WESTPHAL FIRED!

by 49er16 on Jan 24, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

OH NO SOMEONE HAD AN OPINION BASED ON THEIR PERSONAL TASTES

MURDER THEM WITH FIRE RIGHT THIS INSTANT

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds about right. It was a solid but not great episode by Justified standards.

Keep in mind, that they tend to grade the early episodes lower so there’s room to go up grade-wise when shit goes HAM later on.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a bad grade.

Less exciting that a lot of Justified episodes but still good TV.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

A nit worth picking

When did different color wood stains become so popular on college basketball courts? I find it quite distracting and tacky. The paint should be painted. Get off my lawn.

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

Have you seen Oregon's?

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

The Horror

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Why tress though

Why did they stain trees into the floor? Wouldn’t that make more sense for Stanford?

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

serious

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Stanford is the Cardinal.

The fact that their mobile mascot is a tree is mostly because it’s no longer an Indian.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 24, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I know that

I’m more confused about why Oregon did the tree thing

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess there are trees in Oregon I dunno never been there.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought they liked bread and/or sun chips

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's for a Duck

Oh, well in that case it’s free

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

There are six ducks outside.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Surprisingly I'm one of the few people that likes it.

If you’re going to do something different then really go for it, which is expected from the Ducks. aTm is the worst offender in my book and Baylor is nipping at their heels. I noticed UGA has something similar, although the contrast isn’t as glaring as the first two. I mean JAYSUS.

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Reminds me of Boston's court

And boston’s court makes me sick. It makes watching a game difficult

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually like it.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I want Kentucky

To paint our football field SOLID WHITE.

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

With blue hash marks/yard marks

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

mhm, And as home team we would wear the white uniforms

Boise state thinks it has an advantage playing on a blue field? Try being UGA in nice bright red playing on solid white field against a solid white uniformed UK

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

NCAA would probably preemptively disallow it.

Plus it’s still Kentucky football.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Why?

wouldn’t be any different from a snow covered field. Heck, it’d be more normal than blue

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

They disallowed Boise to have full blue unis at home this year.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Playing in solid white on a white field

almost caused Yale to lose to Columbia this season.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

WOO!

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by Tremendous on Jan 24, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

The checkerboard pattern is the only part of that I don't hate.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 24, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, completely mistyped that.

That’s the only part of it I DO hate.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 24, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

I get the nostalgia of the checkerboard thing. But it makes watching the game difficult

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

ITS CALLED PARQUET

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

TAWMMIE THEYA HATIN' ON OWAH CELTS

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, deah, Nahm

How many bolts you think it takes to hold down the floah deah in the Gahden?

by Albino Tornado on Jan 24, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Classic.

You know, the Garden floor is infamous for it’s dead spots.

(goes to bounce ball)

THWUMP.

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

ITS CALLED PARKAY

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone needs to show those clowns a map.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

huh?

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently, my state isn't square enough.

Kansas – where we can’t even make a rectangle right.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 24, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

South Dakota says hi

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Nebraska is not as tall as it is wide.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Nor is it in that picture. Perspective.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 24, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Still either too tall or not wide enough.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Hard for me to tell for sure.

It does look squashed, but that could be the camera angle. Looks to me like the width in that picture is about 2x the height (trying to estimate by the number of guys who can fit each direction, ~2 N-S and 4 E-W); I’m not sure what the exact proportion is supposed to be but that doesn’t look horribly off.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, it IS

Look at it. Look at it carefully. Look at the TALL BASKETBALL PLAYERS who can fit two deep north south.

And then consider that Nebraska is twice as wide as it is tall.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Delaware?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a little stretched, yes

but not enough to account.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Quiet you

We’ve since changed it (a couple times actually).

BTW what’s up with changing your wood stain patterns every other year?

by Doc1028 on Jan 24, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Same reason I change clothes daily.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn skippy.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

And notice that they can fit about four east-west.

Which would make it … twice as wide as it is tall.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Well then it would've been just like A&M's current court

and have each ends touching the 3pt lines.

Plus, they had to fit that awesome N!

by Doc1028 on Jan 24, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

IT'S OUR YEAR

THIS TIME. I SWEAR. I THINK. I HOPE.

by emc503 on Jan 24, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I tried to find the old court that had a basketball at the key

and solid red inside the 3pt. line but decided to post this instead since it’s much better then what we have now.

by Doc1028 on Jan 24, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I like last year's set up better

This year’s ain’t too bad but I’m a sucker for state outlines on the court

by Doc1028 on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I always thought that the regular "N" was simple yet clean and modern

and different then almost every single other program that uses block lettering.

by db5 on Jan 24, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm torn.

I mean, Pedersen deserves punishment for what he did to Nebraska —

(Yes, Albino, I just said that)

— but on the other hand, he was victimized by Todd Graham, who is despicable vermin.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

As low as our football program is right now (worst 4 year stretch in school history)

I feel like we deserve to find out how deep the rabbit hole goes after hiring that carpetbagger.

I liked Snyder. I was ok with the Koetter hire. I was thrilled with the Erickson hire. But this just stinks of something foul.

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

We do.

God I’m so embarrassed

by Erik T on Jan 24, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You want to hear something sad?

I think they made the better hire, especially with Lupoi heading to UW and Mora picking at the carcass of a recruiting class at Cal.

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

You may get a better coach.

But you’re going to feel greasier than walking down the jetway after a cross country flight the whole time.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 24, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I really, really want to buy in.

Our team desperately needs discipline, he’s known as a disciplinarian. We need to recruit AZ kids harder, he’s reportedly doing so. But it all just sounds like bullshit right now. He’ll only win most of us over by shutting the hell up, winning, and staying put.

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by Big Jon on Jan 24, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't. I want him to fuck right off.

Wins and losses have nothing to do with it.

by Erik T on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I've suffered enough.

We can hire anyone short of Jerry Sandusky if they get us to 10+ wins per year on a consistent basis. I’m all for the Miami (FL)/Auburn/USC plan of success: do whatever it takes to win and shut the fuck up.

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by Big Jon on Jan 25, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

We must there part ways.

I was disgusted enough by hiring Erickson, who was a single year into his CFB renewal tour at Idaho OH SHIT THAT SOUNDS ODDLY FAMILIAR

by Erik T on Jan 25, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions  

TWSS

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Tha's an older pic upthread BTW

From 1990 I think. We’ve since changed it.

by Doc1028 on Jan 24, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

We've gone away from the Stick N.

It’s a Big Ol Square Block N – like in the football field, about half the width of the court.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 24, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

GOD WINONA YOU ARE SUCH A SHREW

Is Woody Allen ghostwriting her character?

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 24, 2012 11:03 PM EST reply actions  

Frenemys Prime

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 PM EST reply actions  

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

3-2 Minnesota at 7:44 in the 3rd.

by Erik T on Jan 24, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

2-on-0 break for the lead.

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I drank cheap wine and one large glass gave me a headache.

So I’m out.

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by allicolls on Jan 24, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

G'night, ma'am

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by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't come runnin' to me when it busts out your rib cage.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

Missed that exchange the first time around.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone have the Gummy SUNSPHERE gif handy?

One SG42 has not seen this masterpiece yet.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

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Much obliged.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 24, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

It seems like it gets bigger each time

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Just noticed

Whoever made this used a copyrighted image of the sunsphere. >_<

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't make the image!

And would take it down if I got an NTD and knew how to take it down.

Also, could probably make a reasonable fair use argument
(Copyright is part of what I focus on)

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

How delightful.

Thank you.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 24, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

AdultSwim commercial just played the "Auburn Sucks" song.

Caught myself singing along

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:21 PM EST reply actions  

1800 Tequila

The Dr Pepper 10 of alcohol.

by emc503 on Jan 24, 2012 11:23 PM EST reply actions  

Those commercials cause me to have to reactions:

1) I will never drink that shit
2) I start missing Detroit 1-8-7

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Glad someone else watched that show.

I took it up as a reminder of home, but I did enjoy it.

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by Tremendous on Jan 24, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a big tequila fan but why is he sipping on silver tequila?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

True, but I've always heard that silver is much more of a mixing tequila since it's young/harsh.

Again, though, not a huge tequila guy.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

It took me until halfway through the second viewing to spot Stashwick

He didn’t even get a line, I don’t think.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 11:27 PM EST reply actions  

I noted his appearance in the credits during the first run

as precisely that: one of this decade’s premier “that guy”s.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh joy. Tornado watch through 5 am.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 24, 2012 11:29 PM EST reply actions  

really? up there?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 24, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup. You're under the same one, I think.

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Well all, I'm off to bed.

I’ll see you all tomorrow!

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by MikeLew on Jan 24, 2012 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

Art is such a badass

So awesome

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

i'd love someone take that Geico Pig commercial

and dub Pink Floyd’s Pigs On the Wing to it and put it up on youtube.

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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 24, 2012 11:35 PM EST reply actions  

Colorado sucks.

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by Tremendous on Jan 24, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Always and forever.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 24, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

/throws on Avs sweater ex-GF from Denver gave him

//because fuck the Red Wings that’s why

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

DETROIT HATES THEMSELVES

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

This cannot be.

Detroit is full of nice suburban white people on picnics. They wouldnt harm a fly.

I know, I saw it on a Chrysler commercial

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 24, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but you also saw Ndamukong Suh in that Chrysler commercial, so you're wrong.

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by Tremendous on Jan 24, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

And they filmed that in Portland

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 24, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I will not believe these lies!

An American car company is the pinnacle of corporate responsibility! They wouldn’t dare mislead the public!

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 24, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

The ones with Suh were fairly clear about being in Portland - there were signs saying as much.

I just saw “Chrysler commercial” and “wouldn’t harm a fly” and reacted accordingly.

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by Tremendous on Jan 24, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

You can just say A car company, I'm pretty certain

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 24, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I have nothing against Detroit.

Well, except for the Red Wings.
And the Tigers.
And the Pistons.
And the idea of ever living there.

But… go Lions?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec'd on principle alone.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 24, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

So?

All that does is make the Red Wings = Yankees.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Pre-lockout, I guess you could say that.

But it’s hard to buy a championship now that there’s a salary cap.

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by Tremendous on Jan 24, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Flagged

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

ITISWYDT

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VICTORY!

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by SpartanDan on Jan 24, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Art

Is not to be fucked with.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

You have the right to remain silent as long as you can take the pain.

Bad line or baddest line? I vote the latter.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Shift A

I made it a full 85 minutes into class before the teacher forced me to speak by asking a direct question.

#WINNING

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 PM EST reply actions  

2 1/2 hours. 5 students.

I’m amazed I lasted that long.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 24, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I have way too many gunnerish tendencies.

I’ll hijack the shit outta the discussion if that’s what it takes for me not to be bored outta my skull.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 24, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, yes, me too, but....see below.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 24, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I will talk in smaller classes that relate to what i like, but yeah there's a difference between being a gunner and participating a lot.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not a big deal,

except today’s class was discussing our reading for this week, a book on Japanese abortion and contraceptive policy formation and interest groups.

/is only male in the classroom
//is only caucasian in classroom
///professor is only other American in classroom
////students are KG, 3 Japanese poli sci PhD candidates, 1 Korean poli sci PhD candidate

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 24, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Today's me would do what you did.

College aged me would say “Challenge Accepted.”

by Albino Tornado on Jan 24, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

"Yes."

/resumes typing on laptop

by emc503 on Jan 24, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly what I did.

2 more weeks until we do security policy, I’m good.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 24, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Know what makes a burger better?

Kalua pork on top! And a pineapple salsa!
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by iris eyes on Jan 24, 2012 11:40 PM EST reply actions  

that sounds so goooood!

AHH I WANT A GOOD BURGER

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

It was SOOOO YUMMY!

Of course, the miso-glazed one on a taro bun was tasty too!

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by iris eyes on Jan 24, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah for the most part

They’ll have some episodes that stand by themselves but you’ll miss some inside jokes or referrences.

by Doc1028 on Jan 24, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I did. Some of the character interactions aren't fully developed if you haven't seen the first two...

But it’s straightforward enough that you can get into it and catch up without the past episodes being ruined.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Aside from revealing, more or less, who lives.

And by extension, who doesn’t. I can’t watch season-arc television without starting at the beginning.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 24, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Reactions from tonight

Georgia Basketball: WOOF.

Were it not for the students, UK fans would have greatly outnumbered UGA fans.

Kidd-Gilchrist showed that KCP is at least two years away from leaving UGA.

by UGAVike on Jan 24, 2012 11:41 PM EST reply actions  

Didn't think they were that bad

But yeah, attendance was bad

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Defensively we played pretty well

8 steals I think, forced 10 turnovers, blocked a couple of shots and limited the fouls. Offensively was a whole different story though. Shooting 34% from the floor and 33% (only 3 shots) from the line is just atrocious.

by UGAVike on Jan 24, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't feel too bad

You shot poorly against us and we’re, i think, the second tallest (longest) team in the country. Not going to get a lot of clean looks

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I must've done good

3 straight nights sans hellbeast

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 24, 2012 11:44 PM EST reply actions  

The big question -- Can I jump into new Archer without catching up?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

Yes

Not a lot of continuity beyond a couple of recurring jokes and story arcs.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotcha. Will try to make it to this week's episode.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

completely off subject and out of the blue...

but it was just announced that NSA is expanding their operations at Fort Gordon (Augusat GA) where they claim they are conducting surveillence of foreign communications. The reality is they are listening and translating everthing, including your call to grandma. But the point is, I know many of you are looking for jobs. If you have foreign language skills or skills that might apply, you might want to check out this expansion for jobs.

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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 24, 2012 11:46 PM EST reply actions  

Hi there Clem

and, no.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 24, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Absolutely not.

I work for a manufacturing plant in the area. Honest living, we make actual things that contribute to the economy. I don’t like it either. But just passing this along because I know a lot of people here are college eductated and looking for a jerb. If you really knew me, you’d know how much I hate big brother doing this. But it’s a jerb and reality.

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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 24, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

You misunderstand me.

I probably know quite a few of those people, as I’m in the same community. None of them are listening to your grandmother. We’re in the same community, and have to adhere to the same laws regarding surveillance of US persons. End of discussion, because [spiders].

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 24, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, spiders...

and the gumint would never listen to calls made by Americans to Americans, never… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 24, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

It's time for this discussion to come to an abrupt halt, I think.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

This is not going to go well.

Quit while you’re not hopelessly behind.

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by Tremendous on Jan 24, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

O Hai

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

So the answer is mojo sauce?

It’s okay to like mojo sauce.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

You don't seem to understand my point.

I didn’t say anyone in the “gumint” wasn’t listening to your calls. It’s not the NSA, and it’s not the folks at Gordon. I’d quote you the legal codes, but they wouldn’t mean anything to you. What I can tell you is that I, as A MEMBER OF THE UNITED STATES MILITARY INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY, have very limited circumstances under which I can do anything remotely connected to surveilling US persons. I can guarantee you that those same laws govern the folks at Gordon, SINCE THEY DO THE SAME THING. Feel free to have your conspiracy theories, but kindly don’t accuse me or people I work with of being part of them, thank you.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions  

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes, he is.

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 25, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

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And, lack reading comprehension. I’d check that part he WROTE IN ALL CAPS AGAIN. Alsp SPIDERSPIDERSPIDERSPIDERSPIDER TOPIC CHANGE

by emc503 on Jan 25, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

MAYBE THE SUGGESTION THAT THIS DISCUSSION COME TO A CLOSE WAS UNCLEAR OR CONFUSING

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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

This. Is not. The fucking. Place.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Ugh dude no, please.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes, because capabilities = THEY KNOW WHAT MY GRANNY IS SAYING.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

One final thing to remember:

I wa only trying to suggest possible employment for anyone interested in it.

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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 25, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

And you failed.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Then cut your fucking political editorializing out of the middle.

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by MikeLew on Jan 25, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

No, no you weren't

You “clever” bastard. You sound like a fucking moron, with your, “HURR DURR I WAS ONLY SUGGESTING JOBS FOR THE FINE PEOPLE AROUND HERE, Y’ALL JUST JUMP DOWN MY THROAT FOR DOING GOOD BECAUSE I’M A MONITOR” fucking spiel. You’re not clever, you’re not smart, you’re incredibly fucking stupid and really fucking bad at trying to cover your ass. Just shut the fuck up and hope you aren’t banned in an hour.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Just to make it abundantly clear what's going on:

We don’t care whether or not you are right or wrong about this particular idea. We don’t have these kinds of discussions on this board. Spiders = stop talking about it.

by Attie Hat on Jan 25, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions   3 recs

you get this

And you’re new here

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Steve, send the phone spiders.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 25, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Hi, horse. Clem sends his regards.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Was going for this:

ATHF

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by SpartanDan on Jan 25, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Dude, chill.

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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 25, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

No

You were fucking told the first time, and then fucking ignored that. Repeatedly. This isn’t a “sorry bro” situation, you willfully fucking started talking about stupid bullshit that has no place here and question a board members integrity, calling him a liar and suggesting he doesn’t know what he was talking about. I’m not going to chill, you piss me off, and this isn’t the fucking first time.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Hey, I could listen into my own conversations with my crazy family all over the world.. lol no

/has great jerb
//don’t like big brother doing this

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 24, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

And this...

at the local trivia night at my local pub, you can just tell the NSA’ers. You just can.

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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

You might wanna wrap your snarglies

in aluminum foil on your next trip to the Maahhstahhs. To many electrons pouring into Augusta from above, probably turn the greens blue.

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 24, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

And to think

I was proud of myself for avoiding all. the. spiders. tonight.

You have ruined that. Leave, please.

by UGAVike on Jan 25, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Have they explained how Art saved Raylan's life?

Did I miss that?

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:52 PM EST reply actions  

Assume the position...NOW...

.Do you dumbass peckerwoods understand english??? On the ground hillbillies! NOW! \

by Albino Tornado on Jan 24, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that it?

Seemed like he was implying it was something more than that

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Momma Art called

You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!

by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 24, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

My cat has officially crossed the fatass threshhold.

My rocking recliner now tips back when he jumps onto the back of it to lay down.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 11:52 PM EST reply actions  

If your name is Lifehouse, you are queefcore

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I keep waiting for him to say

Shrimp

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 24, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Your comments pretty much mirror an hour ago.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Luteshrimp I think.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thassa rec

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Shrimphouse is the most powerful man in Harlan

He runs all the crime out here…and all the shrimpen

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

The butcher thing wasn't all that intimidating

It felt kinda ham fisted.

But they are clearly trying to evolve this character into a serious villain

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Rec'd for punnage.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

The first episode from this season makes a little more sense having caught up some.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:08 AM EST reply actions  

About to maybe read some corporate tax or Faulkner.

Or keep watching Justified.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Blah blah being dishonest is bad

Really, the important distinction is mandatory disclosure vs. discretionary disclosure and be a decent person.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Blah blah blah

never have sex with a client blah blah blah unless you were doing so before she became a client blah blah blah

/Joke, not serious legal opinion

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Actually, from what I remember, that is the general thing in real life.

/not yet a real attorney disclaimer

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Be Excellent to each other and Party on, dudes?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions  

We will accept this.

But we were looking for:

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 25, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Those sound rather diametrically opposed to each other.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Its like when you really want an XBox for Christmas

but your parents give you $300 instead.

Sure they are different, but you arent dissapointed.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 25, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Point taken.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

NO DAMNIT I WANTED THE XBOX

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH $300 STUPID DOLLARS ANYWAY

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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

STUPID TIME VALUE THEORY OF MONEY I NEED A TRUE ASSET

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I know that feel bro.

Essay due in my creative nonfiction course tomorrow morning.

My progress has stalled.

by Attie Hat on Jan 25, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I could, you know, raeg against my Japanese prof again.

I’m always up for that.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions  

KG I have strong feelings about [insert stereotype of military here] and think that you are a useful proxy for my argument.

Please describe in detail how angry [stereotype of military] makes you. We’re going to want supporting examples.

by emc503 on Jan 25, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh that will be in 3 weeks in my Jpn Spiders class

when we discuss gender roles in the Japanese military.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Gaijin'da roles?

I’ll be here all week.

Try the veal.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 25, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

At summer camp, the Boy Scouts let us wear our class Bs.

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I'd have to go find them.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I think that would actually be hilarious

Especially after only having seen you in civvies

by emc503 on Jan 25, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Better would be ACU's and gear.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Carpool to class in an M1A1

Designate the lawn in front of the classroom to be “parking.” Ignore all efforts to dissuade you.

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There wouldn't be too many "efforts".

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Mark V diving gear.

/drops mic

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

What stereotype? You mean how the only real military is Navy and the others are a country club, and Marines go everywhere in Navy equipment?

/Just a joke because parents were Navy, and while I have a soft spot for them, I respect all the branches.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

My dad was Navy. My grandfather was Navy

I, on the other hand, decided to work for a living.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Wait, which branch are you in?

I forget

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Army.

4 years Armor, 6 years Intel, 4 years….well, we’re not quite sure what to call it.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Major then or Light Colonel?

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Light Colonel sounds like a brand of cigarettes

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

MAJ

I’ll hit LTC in about 2 years.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Nice.

Just basing that 10 years or so hits LCDR in Navy, but wasn’t sure about how long it took after that.

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We're all on pretty much the same schedule.

LCDR would be around 9-10.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Ah ok

Don’t hate on the AF

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Uh Navy says what?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Navy pilots, who tend to be the front-line combat guys for the most part, are officers.

And the best damn pilots in the world.

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Navy's a lot bigger than the flight crews.

Air Force doesn’t have a great deal of combat folk outside of that.

by Erik T on Jan 25, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Not designated trigger pullers, no.

but that’s somewhat a useless designation in most situations any more.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Well with the rise of the aircraft carrier, most naval offensive people are going to be your aircraft.

True naval battles are pretty much dead. And from what I saw with the Iraq operations, the air force does have some ground presence as well.

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The entire carrier is in harm's way.

The complement for a Nimitz class:

Ship: 3,184 personnel (with 203 officers)
Air Wing: 2,800 aircrew (with 366 officers)
Flag: 70 flag (with 25 officers)

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The Navy has a Flag Team?

Is this like a Capture the flag thing or more like a “marching band flag team”?

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See, now that's the Air Force.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Airforce laughs at Navy Capture The Flag Team

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions   4 recs

...

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But waterworld was so great

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I can't even remember the name of the one with Jennifer Aniston

where she’s allegedly the offspring from the Graduate or something.

Mr Brooks was the best thing he’s made in decades – and that’s mostly because he gets to kill Dane Cook.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

I've worked with the Japanese Coast Guard.

They’re badasses, because they don’t fall under the same laws that limit the Japanese military.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Japanese Military and Police structure

is bloody mind boggling. But that’s a bit of an extension of the political system I’m guessing?

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. Keeps it from being as straightforward as it could be.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Do you mean they can torture?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

/KG attaches jumper cables to mans nipples

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, that was voluntary.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, when ranch attacks...

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Niel Armstrong laughs at Buzz.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

//Michael Collins leaves both of their asses behind

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

DO NOT MAKE ME TURN THIS MODULE AROUND, YOUNG MAN

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

ALAN SHEPARD I TOLD YOU NO GOLF CLUBS IN THIS BOAT

-Stuart Roosa

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 1:05 AM EST up reply actions  

True, but you could make the same argument about an AF base or Army base. Navy Carrier is just mobile.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

It is significantly more difficult for ground crew at Whiteman

in Knob Noster, Missouri to get shot at by terrorists than it is for crew on a Nimitz.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Really wasn't trying to get this into such a serious discussion...

Gonna stop while I’m behind.

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Nobody is #TeamIowa besides maybe Sash.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

So what you are saying is

People here do not hold Iowa in high regard?

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 25, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes, but.

it’s a lot more likely for KG on his Italian Base in Afghanistan to get shot at than the USS Nimitz.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, all of them are crazy

But not double bonus crazy. That’s the Marines.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 25, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Referencing this:
True, but you could make the same argument about an AF base or Army base. Navy Carrier is just mobile.

So this was not a Navy-only discussion.

Also, at every place I was located in AF, it was joint. The Navy IT guy was just as miserable as our AF intel analyst to be stuck with us and the Italians.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah again, was just trying to get some ribbing in, not a serious discussion one way or the other.

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There really aren't a ton of distinctions anymore

the way real world ops work these days. Other than spec ops, not too many AF or Navy guys kicking in doors, but then again, most of us in the Army or Marines aren’t doing that either.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:03 AM EST up reply actions  

AF seems to be rebranding itself

as a military cyber/tech unit. Since Navy is taking up so much aerial capability and the missile programs are becoming a bit cold-war-dusty, they’re trying to find something new.

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 1:05 AM EST up reply actions  

COMMS

Most of our communications infrastructure is joint, but they’re the backbone of it all.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:06 AM EST up reply actions  

True

But they’re pitching this Cyber/COMM-surveillance and espionage thing (to the point of some pitching it as a group of military hackers)…which seems a bit silly

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 1:08 AM EST up reply actions  

The AF has always been the most "sciency" of the branches.

Navy for obvious reasons as well, but at least the AF is staying useful.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Why would I hate them?

They have the best golf courses.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

lol

I had considered AF for awhile.

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Couldn't grow your hair long enough?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Recruitment couldn't guarantee/promise

that if I had lasik I would be allowed to fly. Didn’t want to be stuck on the ground if I joined the AF.

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Oh, they could PROMISE....he he he

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

exactly

I’m a private pilot now. But still have those childhood dreams of flying A-10s

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Really wanted to be an airline pilot before the death of all the good commercial aircraft and the rise of RJs and regional carriers.

And the fact that it is so hard to go the civilian route anymore. Will get my PPL one day though.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Hasn't been a nice new commercial airliner design

in a remarkably long time. Almost all are just updates on prior models.

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Love the 727, DC-8, and 757 the most of modern airliners.

And not even the 757 is really modern anymore.

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I had two friends, Captains in Armor

both got eye surgery, resigned their commissions, and came in as warrants so they could fly helicopters.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

My mom (Navy Nurse, and thus, an officer) accidentally called a corpsman who was a chief 'sir.'

He made the same response as you.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

The Man Who Was Too Lazy to Fail

was written by a Naval Academy grad. He was on to something.

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/MDWM

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes, please keep reminding me of the common fallacy that

ANYONE OUTSIDE OF ACADEMY GRADS CARES ABOUT THIS

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

But...

B-b-b-b-b-b-bragging rights!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions  

My parents call me on the phone when Navy beats Army.

Or win a big game, even though they weren’t academy grads.

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Outliers

Seriously, for those of us ROTC or OCS, it really annoys the hell out of us.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Father enlisted, went through basic, etc., and then went through OCS.

Mom went to OIS. Dad trolls her all the time about the real Navy. Mom asks why he didn’t go straight to an officer program.

Guess that’s just how they are personally.

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Dad was OCS-direct commission (no enlisted time). Grandfather was all the way up to E9

then got commissioned and retired as an O4, then served as a regional recruiter for the Naval Academy. So he cares.

Some people will half-heartedly pull for Army over Navy or vice versa, but these idiots on the commercials during the Army-Navy game don’t really care unless they graduated from one of them. The enlisted guys just want to be on TV.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Most of the time for me it's just good-natured ribbing.

But sometimes….

/to be fair, the worst guy I’ve ever come across in the Army (TWICE!! GAHH!!!) was from Michigan State.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Sparty, NOOOOO

I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.

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Mother was Navy Nurse went through O-4 through a direct commission.

Dad wanted to be a photographer, enlisted though he had a college degree, did well on his tests and was assigned to nuclear power, went to OCS and then ended up in EOD/Navy Diving and Salvage. Left after promotion to O-4 to go into another federal govt. job.

One grandfather was E-4 and another E-2 I think (don’t know much about him; he died when my dad was young). All Navy, though.

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Is this an ACTUAL cake?

head asplode

I'm not allowed to say "Welcome", because THIS is not the Jungle.

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DUNA DUNA DUNA DUNA BATMAN!

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Ever have it where have to read an intense amount of pages from 2 different and the ideas start to meld together

I thought for a minute that Thomas Jefferson was shot by a rival Indian as he was trying to steal their horses

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Sometimes I'll read Spencer's CI before reading the news from my more traditional sources.

But I’ll forget to turn the “snark detector” off. It makes things much more entertaining.

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DC/Spiders/Law/all the other stuff I read

would be much more entertaining if I could respond with troll faces and animated gifs

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IE and I verbalize it.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes I read a SCOTUS dissenting opinion

and think “how tempted was the Justice to make a footnote that was just an ASCII Troll Face?”

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Thomas would if he'd shut the hell up for once.

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He's like the guy on the train in the quiet car on his cell phone ALL THE WAY INTO WORK

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Shit Ice Pick Nix is coming.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:21 AM EST reply actions  

Rewatching this episode and seeing Eva and Arlo, I really want to see the holes that the last 4 episodes of season 1 and all of season 2 fill in.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes, you're just not paying attention

I’ve now seen the season premiere about threeve times (droning in the background mostly), and that’s the first time I caught what was ON that pizza.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 12:22 AM EST reply actions  

Really, I'm just like

WHO THE FUCK ORDERS AN OLIVE AND EGGPLANT PIZZA IN BACKASS KENTUCKY AND WOULDN’T YOU BE SUSPICIOUS IF YOU WERE THE PIZZA JOINT?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Anyone still out there?

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 12:27 AM EST reply actions  

What channel?

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Animal Planet, I think.

Cat is currently laying on both forearms and I cannot reach the remote.

by Erik T on Jan 25, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Im here

recovering from another football practice in full pads. This is not a good idea if you are in your mid thirties I am finding.

We are practicing this week in LSU’s indoor facility, which I must admit is quite choice.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 25, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Wasnt that the plot of Wild, Wild West?

The shitty Will Smith version

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

For those occasions when Clem just won't do?

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by Tremendous on Jan 25, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

NSA Clemson fan guy maybe I dunno

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh snap, I see I missed someone's conspiracy theories about the NSA

But I see y’all summarily handled the foilhead. Well done.

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve had to sit through a briefing on the limits of domestic intelligence gathering…. I’d have $29, cause I have to sit through one of those things EVERY DAMB YEAR.

KG had it dead on about people unconnected with that reality opining on it. Watched too many movies like “Enemy of the State,” probably.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 12:31 AM EST reply actions  

/starts sobbing uncontrollably

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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 12:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Ooop, didn't mean to rile the spiders

just delivering a hearty “well done.”

/goes back to sleep on the couch

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Duuuuuude

Eer, sometimes, just let sleeping dogs lie. It was resolved. Tangential reference to a vaguely political subject? JUST LET IT GO. Plz, if there’s a political tangent it’ll get slapped down pretty quickly.

by emc503 on Jan 25, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Had to rec this.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

No, only the ones on the porch get lit

Probably a dog on them too, though.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Highlander was a documentary

and the events occurred in real time.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Since this sleeping dog needs to just die, I'll simply say thank you. And those briefings, GAAAHHH.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

This is funny

http://wartsbybrooks.com/2011/12/15/sbb-girls-diary-december-15th-2011/

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 25, 2012 12:39 AM EST reply actions  

Arlo's reaction makes this scene.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

She mad.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Jan 25, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Nah she ain't even mad.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions  

This weather be fucked up, yo.

The temperature has risen 10 degrees since 3:00 this afternoon.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 25, 2012 12:46 AM EST reply actions  

We need to have an EDSBS Chopped episode

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 12:59 AM EST reply actions  

Not enough anchovies.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions  

"There is Skyline Chili in here. You lose."

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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Add some noodles and that sounds tasty

except for he ranch and I dunno what sriracha is

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 25, 2012 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Well...Goodnight yall

And good afternoon to KG and IE

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 25, 2012 1:16 AM EST reply actions  

it's evening for us too, finally! 8pm--BEDTIME FOR THE KIDDOS

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by iris eyes on Jan 25, 2012 1:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Nah, the Chimp gets to go to bed when he wants.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 AM EST up reply actions  

So Fulmer Cup stands at 3 for Florida, 2 for USCe, 1 For Cuse, and 1 for WVU?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 1:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I think this might be 2 for Cuse?

I’m not sure, it’s not a simple citation, it’s a larceny charge. I dunno. Besides, might be a bonus point for shoplifting fucking COLOGNE!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 25, 2012 1:30 AM EST up reply actions  

/USC hit with scholarship reduction

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:31 AM EST up reply actions  

/Nobody complains

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 1:32 AM EST up reply actions  

/jig

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:42 AM EST up reply actions  

//Falls down like Don Zimmer

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 1:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Unless there's bonus points for the cologne, I only saw petit larceny. Fancy way of saying shoplifting.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 1:31 AM EST up reply actions  

buys......Coors....?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 AM EST up reply actions  

It was on sale.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 25, 2012 1:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, okay.

Carry on.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, if you're gonna buy pisswater, get the full-bodied kind.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 1:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Like 1960s Schlitz

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 1:29 AM EST up reply actions  

with undertones of old tires

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 25, 2012 1:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Smokey and the Bandit

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 1:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I was confused by the scene where Art is in the car with Poe

but after the third rerun I get it now. They only went for a ride so Art could check the GPS.

God, I’m slow.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 1:35 AM EST reply actions  

And from what I remember of Crim Pro a year and a half back, he was thorough about getting proper consent to search.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 1:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Of course, after that, he violated the fuck out of Poe.

Oh, and his civil rights, too.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 1:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Could make a good argument that putting Poe at the scene of the shooting gave probable cause to search.

But the whole beating the crap out of him definitely goes overboard. Still way more accurate than most crime TV shows.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 1:39 AM EST up reply actions  

YOU NEED TO TALK TO ME WALTER

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by jonfmorse on Jan 25, 2012 1:41 AM EST reply actions  

Wait is this a Breaking Bad reference in my Justified?

Also, when does season 5 start?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 25, 2012 1:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, man.

Rescue Me episode where they respond to a fire at place being used as a grow house…

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