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Was this picture taken beneath an overpass?
If not, I am not interested.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
missing dr pepper
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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LET'S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET'S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET'S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET'S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME!
LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME! LET’S HAVE A REAL LOSER TIME!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Well its not Paul Wall
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
IT'S DARE
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Grill = diamon'd
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
WTF?
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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Smile for me daddy
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Actually please don't.
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(but that's not how the song goes ALLI)
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
I know but it looks like his teeth are about to rot out of his head.
Even though I know it’s gold.
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I wish i could find one with pretty colors
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
Did the Playboy bunny actually say that?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
She had a custom made grill.
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I didn't mean for me! i just meant in pictures
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Oh for the love of Christ.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
When I was mobilizing through FT Hood in 2006
There was a jewelry store just outside of the east gate that had a big sign advertising “7 Grillists Available.” Somewhere I have a picture of that. I’m just not sure where it is, now.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
I think for teeth the pretty color is white, and that's about it.
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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(If you want to spend $texas on therapy in your adult life)
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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Question:
Will Paul Wall’s daughter get him back in a horrible case of karma by having diamonds in her vajazzle?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
FEATHERS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
... ouch
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
VAGINA DENTATA!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
/shudder
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Damn the one I made yesterday got to 1628 comments after I fell asleep in the second half of gints/niners
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Chinese Democracy went platinum
What the flying fuck?
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Ahhh, you read that one too
Nick Carter? really?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
HEADACHE FROM HELL GO AWAYYYYY
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions
DRINK
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
WATER YES WATER ALL THE WATER
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
also sudafed
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
i took excedrin like an hour ago
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
is it a sinus headache? Are seeing spots? flashing lights?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
don't think it's sinus. none of those symptoms either.
also, i usually get my migraines w/ aura or whatever and i haven’t had any floaters/blind spots. idk. might just be a typical headache and i didn’t drink a lot of water today
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
it's the worst because it's like AHH I KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN
like i’m talking to my friend and they give me a weird look and i’m like oh sorry your mouth is kind of just a blur right now it’s a little distracting. oh wait fuck.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, as soon as I got that first ball of light, I knew I was in for 6 hours of hell
I’d see it, and then have about fifteen minutes to get home before I lost all visual function.
oh damn. mine aren't that severe. usually just blind spots and floaters
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
I'd go about 90% blind, half my body would go numb, i couldnt talk and I'd forget how to spell my own name
It scared the shit out of me.
holy shit, that is really scary.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
seriously though i think my mom is freaking out because i told her earlier i slipped on the ice yesterday then not too long later i started complaining about my head ache
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
Did you hit your head?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
i don't think so...
like i fell really fast and my backpack actually helped cushion me. all i really remember being “ow” was my elbow and my back.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
well, you did choose to attend michigan, so may as well have your head examined regardless of the tumble.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Your mom may not be completely off base about that.
If you still have a headache tomorrow, stop by the health center and get it checked out.
(Sorry, I’m a dad at heart, and I suspect you’re not much older than Devil Child #1.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
MAKE SURE SOMEONE WAKES YOU UP EVERY 30 MINUTES
(thanks mom)
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
When I had a concussion, I was awoken and asked what year it was, and then what was the smallest prime divisor of that number
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
11! No THIRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee....
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It was 7...
/2009, y’all
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
you could have put any year in there and i would just have nodded, unless it was something obviously sille like '1886'
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
All the easy short-cut rules!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I have strange friends...
good friends, but strange
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Nerdy and adorable.
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Yes, it is quite a shame I was staying with her and her husband
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
My concussion tests were always fun.
Trainer: What’s the year?
Me: Tuesday
Trainer: Yup, you’re done.
Nadolig Hapus
hmph the 3 times i had a concussion no one did this for me and I'm fine
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
If she hit the head, then definitely get it checked out if headache is present.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
if it's not gone by the morning i will
but i really don’t think i hit my head. i know that sound shady that i don’t remember but it was pretty fast and i remember OW OW ELBOW more than anything.
i get headaches pretty often, and this just started this afternoon. my eyes look fine and everything.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
If your head jerked around hard enough you wouldn't even have had to make contact
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
head injuries are funny
/rolls car into a and across a ditch – nothing worse than some soreness (well nothing physically worse anyway. calling parents after calling 911 and ending the phone call with “the emts are putting on a neck brace and strapping me onto a gurney now for the ambulance ride, but i’m fine and love you” left a mark.)
//plays ‘non-contact’ intramural flag football – so concussed i forget all of chemistry. also projectile vomiting.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Does it feel like a normal headache?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
pretty much normal, just really severe. maybe just a migraine? idk
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Hydrate.
Or take a hot shower … see if either of those help.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
WE CAN ELIMINATE ALTITUDE SICKNESS RIGHT OFF THE BAT
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
awwww, man. Not this again.
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le sigh
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
/serious face on
I rec’d this, thinking you were accepting/happy with the short jokes. Sincere apologies if I was mistaken.
lol it's fine. i don't really care.
but seriously i’m not even that short!
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
sure....
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
HI EVERYONE
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions
where are you?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Oh I'm at school
I’m going to Minnesota to visit one of my roommate’s buddy with him this weekend. Sorry I didn’t reply earlier
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
pshaw! I was fretting and worrying and stuff.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
You can visit Erik T. MN is not that big, right? :D
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Neither is Montana
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Ahhhh Montana....
The state everyone forgets about on the 50-States Sporcle
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Mine's Wyoming
I always remember Montana for having the population of Rhode Island in a place the size of Texas
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
I always forget Biden's home state
Which is….what? Delaware?
by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
He's from Scranton.
Was a senator from DE.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
How is everyone?
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
YOU SHOULD BE
I’m hurty
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
HI DOCTOR NICK
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
ATTENTION ALL AND SUNDRY
OPERATING UNDER THE HOLY OFFICE OF CENSOR LIBRORUM PROMULGATIO MEDIA, I HEREBY PUBLISH AND DISSEMINATE THE EXCOMMUNICATION OF ONE NICHOLAS PETRILLI FROM THE LOVING EMBRACE OF MOTHER CHURCH FOR CRIMES AGAINST DECENCY AND MY PERSON.
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It's an impefect world.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
HE'S CALLING ME VICE PRINCIPAL VERNON ALLI
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That's not very nice.
And you’re not even close to the oldest guy here, either.
/runs far away from West Virginia
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No shit, man.
I mean, I’m only, like, twelve.
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Does your mom know you're talking to a bunch of strange women?
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NO AND DON'T TELL HER
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He totally has the Vernon attitude!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Nick.
Think.
I’d have been in the boiler room getting trashed with Bender and the Janitor.
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I forgot about him
You’re the janitor. Bender all growed up.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
No, the janitor isn't Bender all grown up.
He was “Man of the Year” in high school. He’s much closer to what would happen to Emilio Estevez if he’d unplugged.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah but Stempike is Bender
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
What you fail to understand, Nick
Is that I’m not IN the Breakfast Club.
I WAS in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, though. #WINNING
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My friend looks like Cameron from that movie.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
Oh really...mine too
He actually bought a Red Wings jersey just to play it off
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Too bad Ferris was imaginary.
It was all in Cameron’s head, man.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Also, Ferris probably got his ass kicked in HS,
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Oh definitely
ALL THE TIME
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
And I post-failed...
because there was supposed to have a line that said “and if not, definitely in college”
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
SirLew, I quote directly from the lips of one Grace The Secretary:
“Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude. "
I didn't mean by the other kids...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Is OK- was not clear the first time around
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"Baby can you dig your dude, he's a righteous dude"
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Ahem.
I didn’t say I WAS Ferris. Look more closely at the comment.
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You banged Jennifer Grey?
BEFORE THE NOSE JOB?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Nobody puts Jon of Morse in a corner.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
I call him Jon of Morse in my head, also.
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/high-five
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You were Ferris' dad, weren't you?
My loyal heart avows no other.
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the principal
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Kinda mean
Considering Jeffrey Jones (said principal) is a convicted pedophile. (See his IMDB page for reference)
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
I read it closely.
There were a shitload of extras in the parade.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Well,
they did film it during the actual Von Steuben Day parade.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Best fan conspiracy for a movie ever.
Also Cameron as a villain in Justified was pretty interesting.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He wasn't really a "villain"
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
True. Shades of Grey.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think he's protesting because Vernon was the oldest guy in the movie
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
excuse this post
If you were anyone you’d be Bender
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Follow @NickPetrilli
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions…I’m that transparent, am I?
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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actionsI revise that
You’re Vernon.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actionsooooOOOOOOoooo
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actionsThis is an insult I will not forgive.
Gloves are off now, punk.
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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actionsTHAT’S ONE
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
FURTHERMORE
WE CONDEMN SYRACUSE TO A FIRST-ROUND LOSS TO A FIFTEEN SEED IN THE 2012 NCAA DIVISION I MEN’S BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT.
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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Wouldn't that be a delightful bit of bracket fuckery.
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man you are serious, you are talking in all caps.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
You'll note I said FIFTEEN
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Subtle troll is subtle.
I LOL’d (and rec’d).
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Honestly, I almost went with thirteen, just to be a dick.
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We already did that once
used up our quota.
/and unless Melo is out for good, we ain’t getting less than a #1
Syracuse is a first-round loss waiting to happen, anyway.
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Syracuse or Kansas?
Tough to say, really.
by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Kansas never dicktrips until the second round
first there is apprehension, then there is hope, then the hope is crushed like the SS Trooper by the Panzer in Band of Brothers Episode III.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Bradley and Bucknell on line one.
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DAVIDSON ON LINE....
awwww shitsnacks
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lol?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
please
we’re a second-round loss waiting to happen. Richmond and Vermont notwithstanding, we usually don’t have problems in the opener as a high seed.
I found it interesting
That you guys have never lost a first or second round match in the NCAA tournament. It’s either Sweet 16 or NIT.
by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, no
I was looking at the conference tournament part, not the NCAA tournament part. Sorry
by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
of course, in the current Big East tournament format
we have to be having a pretty substandard year to have a first or second round game, which helps.
Don't talk about Richmond here.
Too spidery
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
You're Vernon
Fucking deal with it old man.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
I WANNA BE AN AIRBORNE RANGER
what movie is this?
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what year was it made?
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explains a lot then.
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I was in another country at that point in time
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Just giving you a bad time
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by emc503 on Jan 23, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's ok, I have never seen E.T. or a variety of other must see movies
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Clearly doing something very important, unlike us loser Americans
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/watches absolutely fabulous marathon
///tries to see if possible to nuke England
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thankfully I missed whatever this John Hughes people put in y'alls water
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It has some good one liners in it, but there are other movies I'd prefer to watch again.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Like Better Off Dead.
“He keep putting his testicles on me.”
“You know what the street value of this mountain is?!”
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How you say... oct-oh-poos?
She doesn’t date one member of the basketball team. She dates the WHOLE team.
One brother doesn’t speak English at all, the other learned from watching Howard Cosell on Wide Word of Sports.
What’s a little guy like you doing with all this big-boy smut?
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Almost as funny
as Swedes who learned English from their hockey teammates from Saskatchewan and Manitoba.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Breakfast Club.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure if serious...
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You missed LJ's earlier statement
that he can’t tell the difference between Jim and John Belushi.
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We can only blame this on the fact that he has spent a good portion of his life outside the US.
Otherwise we’d be forced to conclude he has lived under a rock or on the Mun.
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Which one's in that dog movie?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
"1941"?
That’s John. Although it may have set the Hollywood record for biggest drug budget run through the expense account.
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Oh. I was thinking "K-9."
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
1941 is horribly underrated.
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Really?
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Again
FIRST JOHN BELUSHI NOW THIS
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
IT'S LIKE HE'S NOT EVEN AMERICAN OR SOMETHING.
Oh, wait.
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
right.
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Continuation from other thread, re: Color of a suit to help the possibly colorblind and whether black shoes are good here:
Pictures (sorry about the blur, but no good camera here):
Next to a black portfolio for comparison.
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Charcoal
Not even close to brown.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
right this
black shoes, belt, and watchband
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My watch has a stainless steel band. Is this bad?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
NO. NO SPORT WATCHES WITH DRESS CLOTHES. POSSIBLY WITH A BLAZER OR SPORT COAT BUT EVEN THEN.
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Stainless steel band does not a "sport watch" make
And what’s this about a silver belt buckle. I don’t recall a “watch band must match belt buckle” rule.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
no. Watch band matches the belt and shoes.
metal bands are what makes a sport watch. it’s the ONLY distinction, technically, although I guess cloth bands are occasionally sport bands.
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Checking the fashion sites says
“Agree with Londonjoe.”
If you really want to be correct, no watch at all with formal wear.
themoreyouknow.jpg
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
That's why you carry the cell phone in your pocket.
/turn the ringer off during the interview.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Ringer on my phone is ALWAYS off.
Phone period will be off on an interview.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Don't turn the ringer off.
Turn the entire phone off.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
I has old phone, if ringer is off it is a clock nothing more.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
This too, but there is a button that if you hit it will make noise EVEN IN SILENT MODE.
Hence, phone will be off.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
I've never found that button on mine
but better safe than sorry.
Unless the interview stinks, then start taking text messages.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
I have done the same.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
#teampocketwatch
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
I LOVE watches. Love them. It's the only thing I spend a lot of money on.
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I would if I weren't a broke student facing a mountain of debt in a couple months.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
It makes sense. My girlfriend says she has a two-tone watch so that it won't clash with buckles.
I have heard that leather bands are better for formal, though.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Shall we now talk about the collar on the interview shirt?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Wait white shirt, white collar, right?
And don’t button it down, correct?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
If you have buttons, button it down.
But nothing too wide, if not.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Rule I always heard
If you’re wearing a suit (unless its like seersucker or something), especially for an interview, do not wear a button down collar.
I was told "jacket means no buttons"
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Button down collar indicates sports shirt is what I heard,
so not very formal.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I don't like collar with buttons.
I own a set of stainless steel collar stays myself.
I just meant that he should definitely not neglect to button his collar down if his collar has buttons.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
yes. buy stays. they're cheap and they tend to last
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I have a bunch of 'em.
Most of my work shirts have button down collars.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
No one should ever wear a shirt that has a different color collar than the shirt.
That’s douchey.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Popped, right?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Unless you have no other option
Do not wear a button down collar shirt with a suit. It’s a more casual shirt collar than most others. Go with a spread, but not an obnoxious cutaway collar. The tips of the collar should just tuck under the lapels of your jacket, though most won’t notice if they don’t.
Nadolig Hapus
or swimmer blue. no white buttons!
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Okay I have silver belt buckle, but I see posts below.
Is no watch better?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
no one will probably notice but you're not supposed to have a metal band on a dress watch
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I think the Rolex people might have a different opinion on that.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
rolex people are not really watch people. they don't even make their own movements anymore.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Someone else poops for them???
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
I believe you are thinking of Vanderbilt Alums
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
YES
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
white shirt for interview.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions
Yup.
And black shoes.
If you want to follow Esquire or GQ, wait until after you have to job.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
and white undershirt
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Fuck.
I don’t even think about recommending undershirts anymore. They’re just too obvious to me at this point.
PROTIP: Don’t even think about not wearing an undershirt. A V-Neck or an A-Shirt is acceptable.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
I never used to wear 'em but now all the time.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
I actually never usually wore an undershirt; this is good to know.
Learning other things here too. Thanks all.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Don't let people see your nipples through your shirt.
There are other, less important reasons.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
that's why I wear undershirts
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
The nipples thing is pretty important.
And I’m talking color contrast, not pointers.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
There is that, I guess.
I’ve always worn them as sweat protection for my dress shirts, and to keep me warmer in the winter, and cooler in the summer.
Nadolig Hapus
Black shoes
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Black shoes.
That there is a charcoal suit.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions
GOOD GOD we had none of this in my curriculum dammit
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Sorry I'm late folks
here’s a dog.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions 7 recs
the look at the end seals it
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Cake does not look thrilled to be unceremoniously plopped into snow.
And I don’t blame him, his balls are probably freezing.
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To be fair,
Cake legs are so short, their balls are freezing when they walk on concrete floors.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
YOU TWITTERS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
I never get demanded to go on the twitters
/walks away sadly
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
i just wanted to ask about workout stuff without a diatribe
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
MORE CAKE GIF
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
WANT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This cake has floppy ears!
I love them.
ATTENTION PEOPLE WHO MAKE GIFS: I would like one of a Corgi doing something cute, next to wavy tale crocodile.
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His name is Gummy.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
OK. Gummy + Cake gif, plz.
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GUMMY!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
..
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Always rec'd
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
AWWWW He's wearing a lifejacket.
He thinks he’s people.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think the results would be very happy without a life jacket.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I know. Used to having bigger dogs around the house, so some of the corgi necessities look funny to me.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
I was planning to take mine to the lake for 4th of July last year.
We had the life jacket all ready to go, and then didn’t get to take the dogs. This year however, WE SHALL FIND OUT IF CORGIS FLOAT. FOR SCIENCE!
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Two weimaraners (well one now) who avoid water all they can.
None of the lifejackets.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
We demand video!
For peer review!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Oh it will definitely be videoed.
As it will be hilarious. I’m guessing my girl will face the ultimate dilemma: swimming is hard work, but lake is cold and outside of lake is hot as balls.
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Yay! This will surely be adorable!
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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Now Playing: VIII
by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
corgis after hard work
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
After hard work?
That’s a Corgi after, like, walking once around the house.
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CAKE RUSH!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Cake Play
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
NO RUSH BEATS THE CAKE RUSH
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME....ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/breeders wonder why there is a threeve% increase in demand for corgis
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
I'm fine from that
I just want my American Alsatian
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
I've already converted one member of the Commentariat!
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I hate all dogs smaller than, say, German Shepherds or Border Collies.
With one exception. I would totally own a Corgi.
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A Corgi is a big dog in a short dog's body.
They don’t act like little dogs at all.
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Besides being lazy bastards
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
big dogs can be really lazy bastards
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
A friend has one on a farm
you have to watch out, because the dog will stand in the middle of the drive and think you see it.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Exactly.
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EDSBS Censor Librorum Promulgatio Media
All this corgi love
It was a corgi what went and bit me on the leg when I was running last month. If it ever does it again, it’s going to get a .32 bullet in its head.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 24, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
I has a BAWWWW
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Can't top it for cuteness, but this one takes the CAKE:
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
...
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Soylent Green is people
Cake is not people.
by TwoPalePonies on Jan 24, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
This one is clearly the winnar:
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
They're only happy when cold.
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same reason there's a ton of November Birthdays
Ain’t shit to do in the winter
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Get that bitch a swing.
Bitches love swings.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Couldnt find any more cute dogs
But heres a gorilla with a machine gun
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Is this the same movie?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not Sure
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Uga: The Early Days
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That's why the goat quit as our mascot
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
Lightning struck.
Moo-cow kicked.
Uga I was dead real quick.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
I see it's a goat.
Shit.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Could still do enough damage.
UGA is an eggshell plaintiff I bet.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
I disagree with the Uga-as-eggshell-plaintiff theory.
It would require someone else to be held liable for Uga’s death.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
rec'd for resonating laughter
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
I highly encourage it.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
It'd help with the stress
Plus, yunno, “Oh hey, look at me walking my adorable corgi around your sunny campus. Hey ladies, of course you can pet him. I’m emc”
This really does work wonders...
/thanks, pup!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You're welcome. Now I have to go back to my home planet.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Poochie auto-rec
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
Golden Retriever puppies are like Crack
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
ummm if you go to law school here and get a corgi i demand to meet it in meatspace
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
Would totally work.
Law school is a great time to get a pet. Contrary to popular belief, it’s the most free time you’ll have for the rest of your life.
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This...this is a real thing
There goes the rest of my workplace productivity
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
what is this?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Ostrich Pillow
Designed solely for napping at work
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
A privacy pillow for public napping.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
do you put your head IN it?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Craig James is intrigued
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
So is Adam
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
ew, gross
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Two market dogs, chips, chocolate, a 40 and a tall boy.
and a 9:40 am tomorrow. let’s do this.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions
Market Dogs still 75 cents, or did they go up in cost again?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
still 75 cents
but they have “jumbo dogs” that are like $1.50
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
what is this "still" bullshit?
you should write an allstu demanding they return to their appropriate and traditional 50 cents.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
This change happened my senior year, I believe
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
and then they had the "recession special" set at .50
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Mmmhmmm, I remember visiting when that went on
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Quarter dogs wave hello.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
If you said this statement and I didn't know you were at a college
I’d assume you lived in downtown Newark or Baltimore
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
college?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
Australian open
Wozniacki- Clijsters
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Hi folks
I had the scariest introduction to a lab today. Abbreviated:
“Pay attention to what you are doing at all times. These are some chemicals that will ignite on contact with air. These are some chemicals that will dissolve the marrow and calcium in your bones within 2 hours. This chemical over here WILL give you cancer. The walls are made of plastic, so they catch fire very easily. The sprinkler system was never connected to a water line for cost reasons. If the lab catches fire, you have 3 minutes to get out before the building explodes. The fire department will not come in an rescue you because it is too dangerous.”
This sounds like fun.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Meth 101?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
That'd be fun,
only read the lab books on how it is done.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
they don't have you in a clean room?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I took that lab at UIUC.
I don’t think we used all the same nasties (most of the lab equipment was donated by Intel and was state-of-the-art in the late 80s). The “leach the calcium right out of your bones” one (HF) was there, but I don’t think we had anything carcinogenic (unless you inhaled a shitload of the fumes, more than was possible unless you were really being a dumbass) or pyrophoric (although we did have to get familiar with the hydrogen level alarm). The other spooky bit was “if there’s a fire in the wet lab, use the escape hatch at the back, and make sure everyone’s out before you set off the fire suppression system, it’s a CO2 dump to overpower the fume hoods, and it will overpower you if you’re still in there.”
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
/makes lab volcano out of baking soda and vinegar every lab
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
//Makes oven out of pizza box
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
///uses cardboard to build a robot costume
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
////uses robot costume to write 500 movie scripts
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
/////Michael Bay directs all 500 movies
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
So, basically, you're dead
You just don’t know when it will be.
by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
You're working in a meth lab
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
/makes a note to myself to watch all episodes of Breaking Bad
by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Wait you haven't yet?
It’s on a level with Sopranos and Justified for me.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Watched season 1
Watching season 2 soon
by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
NOT SOON BUT NOW
And really picks up at season 3.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
1% OF THE METH COOKS ARE MAKING 99% OF THE PROFIT
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
THROW UP THE LAWYERTARIAT SIGNAL
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
he said abbreviated i'm assuming this means EVERYTHING IS FLAMMABLE not shit isn't to code
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
this is the part i don't get :
The sprinkler system was never connected to a water line for cost reasons.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
would not pass in our crazy state where water is needed
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Facetiousness
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
This.
Sounds like a “Don’t ruin my day by messing shit up you could get hurt in a chemistry lab”
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
The guy giving the safety tour said that was the reason there were styrofoam cups covering the sprinkler heads
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
I'm thinking that's some sort of exaggeration, to make sure you're really paying attention to the speech.
Like the “no green M&Ms” rider in concert contracts
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Walter White Chemistry teacher?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Yay meth-lab!
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
lol this summer in the lab i'd often have to prepare a solution that involved something pretty toxic, i forget what it was
but the grad student warned me to be extremely careful
whenever i took my gloves off i was CONVINCED it got through
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
title
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Green.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
...
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
You're part of the precipitate of the cheapening of these jokes.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
A reduction of these lame jokes is an order
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
On what do you base that statement?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
After watching The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/Rec for favorite Western
somewhat because its about lawyerin’
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
probably making a mountain out of a mole.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I had no idea I would get such a reaction
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
These puns are so bad, the needle on my Laugh-O-Meter is
inert.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Thats only because you are a degenerate
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Better move on...wouldn't want to Bohr you with any more puns
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
You have charmed me with your strange quirks, VP
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
but seriously folks,
I wrote my chemistry professor 2 poems in hopes of getting a passing grade. the first:
I am no Jimmy Neutron, ‘tis but a sad fact
Confirmed in full by this lowly, unscientific act.
Mine? My strength lies in eloquence,
Yours? I truly hope it’s benevolence.
The second (only in part, because it was long and I can’t remember it all):
it appears to me that chemistry is not my cup of tea,
but it would break my heart if we were to part with a grade as low as a D.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
HF is infinitely worse.
I’ve used not-quite-pure (but significantly over 1.5M) sulfuric and nitric acid, and those are a cakewalk compared to HF. At least if you drip sulfuric acid on yourself, 1) you know it immediately, and 2) water will limit the damage pretty quickly. With HF, the acid burn (which isn’t quite as strong as the usual strong acids) is the least of your worries.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Based on what I've read, HF scares the shit out of me.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 1:53 AM EST up reply actions
As it should.
About half of our safety lecture was devoted to proper handling of HF and the two mixtures we used it in. You spilled sulfuric acid? The TA can handle that, and if you got any on yourself just head to the shower (or the sink, if a small amount on your hand) and, while it’s going to hurt like hell, you’re not likely to be in serious danger (unless you did something monumentally stupid like dunking your head in it). HF spill? Call 911 and Hazmat, and keep a metric fuckton of calcium gluconate gel handy to rub wherever you got any on you (after you rinse it off). (And that assumes you know you spilled some on yourself; it attacks nerve cells, and dilute HF might not burn enough to be obvious until after you’re in deep shit.)
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
yay HF
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
And the serious damage in addition to the nerve damage isn't obvious either, right?
If I were handling that stuff, I’d be always washing in the calcium gel.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 2:12 AM EST up reply actions
Not immediately, no.
Our rules were along the lines of:
Don’t go anywhere near the HF hood without the heavy-duty acid gloves on.
Don’t touch the outside of the gloves while putting them on or taking them off.
Don’t touch ANYTHING except the wafer boat while wearing the acid gloves. Keep your hands in front of you – if you’re not paying attention, you’ll probably put your left hand at your side, and you don’t want that if there is any acid on the glove.
If there’s anything liquid on the gloves at all, assume it’s HF. Rinse and throw out the gloves (handling them only from the inside!) and get a new pair.
If you’re careful, you can handle it without causing any problems – UIUC has apparently been running this lab since the late 1960s and never had an injury requiring a hospital visit. And once you get the “this is what this shit will do to you if you’re not careful” lecture, you are pretty seriously inclined to be careful.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
you missed late saturday night's conversation
we talked a little about UC’s ridiculous safety training because UCI’s and UCLA’s incidents
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
What incidents?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 2:37 AM EST up reply actions
Both invovled the death of students because they weren't wearing safety protocol
and explosions and bad things happened. I believe both cases have finally been settled.
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
here are the summaries of both
here’s UCI’s full investigation from the 2001 accident involving Benzene vapors
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Thanks. Tried some google searches and wasn't getting far.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 2:45 AM EST up reply actions
Apparantly there weren't any deaths in the UCI accident
I forgot…
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Yeah I know it's a big precursor chemical so some people use it a lot without always getting killed.
Just weirds me out for some reason thinking about it.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 2:34 AM EST up reply actions
Ours was donated by Micron
I always enjoyed walking by it and its various trappings.
WARNING: NON-FLAMMABLE OXIDIZER
by Synaesthesia on Jan 24, 2012 1:28 AM EST up reply actions
Sounds like the security briefing when using Pelham Range in Alabama
“If you hear this siren… it’s a test. This next one… that’s a tornado. The last one… drop what you’re doing, get to a vehicle, evacuate as quickly as possible following the designated escape routes because there’s been a chemical leak at Anniston Army Depot where they are destroying all of the chemical weapons.”
I think they’re finished with that project now, though. So I guess that’s maybe no longer part of the briefing. Plus the odds of that happening were probably far, far less than accidents in the lab you spoke of.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
Brian Williams just shouted out USF
Barely anyone clapped.
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Why is space exploration important when we have no money? Do we get a prize for finding the first fireman crazy enough to try to go to mars?
/headdesk
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
Lots of arms
My loyal heart avows no other.
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particularly when Clem is already missing a limb
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Quickest way to die:
Drive around Alabama with a loudspeaker proclaiming that you were the one AP voter that ranked LSU #1
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Quickest way to die:
Drive around the UP during January in a convertible.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Slowest way to die (publicly):
Make sure Joe Schad gets the scoop.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Quickest way to die:
At the speed of light
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
my friend at northern had classes cancelled today
i asked her how much snow they got and she just responded “enough to get drunk :)”
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Holy shit! Northern canceled classes?
And ice wasn’t involved?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
maybe just her professors? but she said it was pretty icy underneath, she hadn't gone outside
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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Not going outside on a snow day in Michigan.
That’s called a good decision.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 23, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
unless it's southeastern michigan, where you basically get class cancelled for 5 inches of snow if the plows are behind
LET’S GO SLEDDING UNTIL THE HILL IS JUST MUD GUYS
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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
i should've specified metro detroit where everything is paved.
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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
North Carolina waves!
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
once we got a snow day with only 3 inches, back in like middle school
the local news made it sound like we were going to get a for sure like 6-8+ inches and so everyone cancelled the night before
it was mildly disappointing
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
Yunno how they've been talking about the "SNOWPOCALPYSE" in the NW right now?
Like…three inches, max.
Every snowing is snowpocalypse in the Southeast
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
and DC
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Does Congress shut down when it snows?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
peoples brains do. which is bad enough.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Also
when it rains, thunders, gets dark, gets light, air circulates, or people breathe.
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pretty much
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
i would think the NW would be more prepared for snow?
not that i really know anything about the climate there.
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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Noooope.
We get snow maybe once every 2 years. Winters are 45 degrees and rainy. Which I personally prefer to snow.
oh man. i definitely do not.
that’s basically what our winter this year has been and i hate it. although maybe because i’m personally not equipped. i don’t really have good outergear for it so i just wear my big dumb parka haha
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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
You go with what you know
I was walking around today with a softshell northface, happy as hell. I can ignore just about everything short of a monsoon. As soon as the first flake falls, though, I utter a constant stream of expletives.
More relevantly, if the cities are slightly bad, the passes are OH GOD END OF THE WORLD and the plows are frankly too busy up there to care about the cities.
Don’t want Bend to starve, y’know.
This is very true.
My dad almost got stranded in Bend a while back, but made it back due to the awesomeness of Subaru’s AWD
Portmanteaux that involve snow really really bother me.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
/whistles, prays that Mount Rainier doesn't erupt in my lifetime
//especially in early Spring.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Don't know about that yet
it’s more of a ‘My God, the horror. The horror.’ reaction to the thought of 40 foot lahars sweeping down to the sea.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
If it was going to be that big
There would be pretty tell-tale warning signs. That’s the one big take-away from St Helens
/threeve billion in property damage
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
IF it's a generational eruption
Growing up around it, it’s just sort of there. You know when to duck, when to run, and when to head for high ground. Sort of fades into the background.
But supervolcanos! ! !
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
/Yellowstone belches steam
//waves
what other supervolcanos are there?
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
One in CA and one in NM according to Wikipedia.
that’s about all I know about ’em.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
I'm certain Hawaii doesn't count
supervolcanos are the things that could royally fuck up life as we know it if they went BOOM. As in, eruptions bigger than Krakatoa (not East of Java)
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
No such roads exist.
Get the tractor with the front end loader on it, and bam! Instant plow.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Quickest way to die:
Have all your coworkers be obnoxious Alabama fans
by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
or, you know, your wife
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Well, if your wife can teaba.......
Never mind
by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Tammy says you can.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Leetle bit spidery there
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
SAXATTACK, J, concurs
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Do you really think his name is mentioned enough to bring on alcohol poisoning from a drinking game?
Even as a joke, it’s a political observation that tells me you think today’s Repubs are fixated on the past. We don’t presume that everyone in here shares the same political views, which is why we really try to stay away from any kind of commentary.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Given that we regularly have a commentator around with a Reagan picture as his little profile picture thing....
furk there’s really never enough separation
I need to pay attention to those more
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
You're reading a shit-ton between the lines.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Calm down
I heard the name twice in like 30 seconds when I flipped it on. It was a casual reference. You’re reading way too far into it.
Dont worry emc503...Your not the only one on here with a certain political leaning
And Ill leave it at that
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Now YOU'RE pushing this into spidery realms.
And I’ll leave it at that.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
No Im not...
Im not gonna talk about it any further and leave it somewhat mysterious
#FederalistPartyproblems
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
JUST BECAUSE THE MAN IS A WHIG
DOES NOT MEAN YOU NEED TO ATTACK THE MAN!
#Fillmore2016
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Down with the Know-Nothing Party!
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
huh?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Teddy Roosevelt, god damn American Hero
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
YES
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
X
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
x
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
X
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Captioned:
ACCOMPLISHMENT
I shot a fucking rhinoceros
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
shot?
the gun is just a prop. he strangled it with his mustache.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Also Andrew Jackson
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Native Americans not so cool with that
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
they aren't 'cool' thanks to all those free blankets we gave them!
/ohmygodgoingtohell
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
that was Lord Geoffrey Amherst, remember
who is somehow still the mascot for Amherst College.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
is that the Bank of the United States burning behind him?
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
What banks?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
It's his failed assassin.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
REC
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
MA MA WHERES MY PA
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
OFF TO THE WHITE HOUSE
HA! HA! HA!
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Interestingly enough
There was also a spider joke to be made about birth certificates with Chester Arthur
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
I LOVE THIS PARTY SO DAMN MUCH
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
sorry was my sarcasm font not on?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
Right
There’s probably also a spider joke to be made about Fielding Yost here
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
kind of also why i said it.
I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THE CATHOLICS I SWEAR
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
/Still upset about the 30 years war
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
/defenestrates Orangemen
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Enough with the bouncyhoops talk already.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 23, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
PAWWWLL WHY AINT THE UNITED PROVINCES RANKED NUMBER ONE?
THEY UPSET THE HABSBURGS, PAWLLLL
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
PAWWWWLLLLL AUSTRIA'S REALLY JUST WEST HUNGARY WE ALL KNOW THAT
I’MA HANG UP AND LISTEN
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
/United Provinces hasn't left the low countries
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
//conference realignment leads to war
///QUIET, SPECIAL ENVOY FROM THE PAPAL STATES!
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds like what happened when I played Medieval Total War II
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
Shogun is worse
/15 provinces?
//LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL REALM DIVIDE
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
This is why I stick to Civ V
WHY DID RUSSIA ATTACK ME AGAIN GODDAMN IT
by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
I can't wait until Fall of the Samurai
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Is it an industrialized version of the Total War Shogun?
by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions
YEs
Deals with Boshin War and what Last of the Samurai was about.
(Where the fuck is Kelly’s Gyros?)
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
Preparing his Coolidge and Marcel Marceau impressions for tomorrow.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
/Cromwell yells "scoreboard"
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
/Jacobites attempt late comeback
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
FAWKES
FOR THREE!!!
/Clank
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
DISRAELI WITH THE SLAMMA JAMMA!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
IT MR. GLADSTONE WERE TO FALL INTO THE THAMES IT WOULD BE A TRAGEDY
IF SOMEONE WERE TO PULL HIM OUT IT WOULD BE A CATASTROPHE
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HERE COMES LLOYD GEORGE WITH HIS HACKAKAISER STRATEGY
Wilhelm notoriously spotty from the charity stripe
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
PAWWWLLL THE KAISER TALKS BIG
BUT WE KNOW THEY CAINT HANG WITH THE BRITISH. THIS WAR IS OVER BY CHRISTMAS, IMMA HANG UP AND LISTEN
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
BOY GUS JOHNSON THE BRITISH, FRENCH, AUSTRALIANS, CANADIANS AND RUSSIANS ALL SEEMED GASSED
WHAT’S THIS? COACH GEORGE IS BRINGING IN THE AMERICAN OFF THE BENCH FOR THE 4TH QUARTER! HE’S JUST A FRESHMAN!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
HE'S RUNNING OVER GUYS MY GOD A FRESHMAN
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
/PAUL JOHNSON PROCLAIMS "WE SHALL NOT PASS"
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
//PAUL JOHNSON IS THE FAILED SCHLIEFFEN PLAN
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ONE CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT HIS SOPHOMORE SEASON WILL LOOK LIKE!
/disappears for Sophomore season (20-39)
//redonkulous Junior season
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
/VITTORIO ORLANDO MISSES THE TREATY OF VERSAILLES TOURNAMENT
/GERMANS UPSET IT FIRST ROUND
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
*(IN) the first round
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
PAWWWL THEM EYE-TALIANS SWITCH CONFERENCS MORE THAN TODD GRANTHAM SWITCHES SCHOOLS
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I HEAR THAT GARIBALDI GUY IS TALKING SUPER CONFERENCES PAWWWWLLLL
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions
/Italy builds "super-conference" out of city-states
//loses to Ethiopia
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
//IS THE BIG EAST
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
Except for city-state
of Virginia Occidentale, which kicked all ass presented to it.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 24, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
/powers form BCS
//Germany/ND not included.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/WILSON CONFERENCE UNVEILS ITS 14 TEAMS
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
MIDDLE EAST IS LEFT OUT IN THE COLD
HEAD OF OTTOMAN EMPIRE, JOHN MARINATTO, IS SHOCKED
by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/EASTERN EUROPE JOINS THE 22 TEAM WARSAW ALLIANCE
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
/LOL NO
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
SOUTH KOREA BEATS NORTH KOREA 38-38
by Dadgum No.18 on Jan 23, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
IN REGULATION THEY'RE UNDEFEATED PAWWWWLLL
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
SOUTH KOREA
CHAMPION OF THE EAST ASIA POWER!*
/Japan and China excluded
by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
KIM JUNG IL MISSES 32 YARD FIELD GOAL
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, come on.
Dear Leader has never missed a field goal in his life, even from 117 yards. He has made 63 field goals in 59 attempts.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Dear Leader was ranked 10 stars out of high school
He has also scored as quarterback, receiver, running back, fumble recovery, pick six, field goal, punt return, and kick return.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Dear Leader was ranked 101 in NCAA Football 12
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
(rated)
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
Also a PAT block safety
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
NK still wins
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Cromwell then destroys scoreboard.
/Cromwell and NDNation both against the ostentatious of the Jumbotron? Strange bedfellows.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
And maybe I'm misremembrin' but I thought you said you were Catholic
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
/gasps
SCANDAL IN THE WILLBECHAMPIONS CAMPAIGN!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
raised, baptized, confirmed, 13 years of catholic education
pretty lapsed now but yes. the guilt remains.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
/willbechampions gets into Meechigan
//Yost does flips
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
///Catholic students cheer Denard Robinson @ QB
////spinning increases by threeve percent.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions
////student parish t shirts say "HAIL MARY"
/////WORSHIPPING MARY OH GOD NO AND MAKING A FOOTBALL PUN OF IT
///////infinite spinning
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
Kordell Stewart totally has the same shirt
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is one of my first living memories.
GAH
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Hehehehehehe
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
i was going through my bookmarks. enjoyed finding this picture again.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
And now I'm doing the same...
found this one:
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The only good Federalist is one that's dead
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
You can't use that joke now.
The Whigs are a real thing again.
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lolwut?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
There is a purported New Whig Party or somesuch.
There might be 0.1 of them on EDSBS, if they’re lucky.
Fine
#BullMoose4Lyfe
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
and here i thought the hair on that The Rent Is Too Damn High Party guy was real
/disappointed
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ISWYDT
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously.
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IT'S NOT THAT.
You can get that from me on the twitter. It’s like…Lincoln being mentioned at any event in Illinois, or corn in a speech given in Iowa. IT HAPPENS A LOT. NO VALUE JUDGMENT.
Or apparently, green beans in Oregon
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Wait what?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
NICE WEST WING REFERENCE.
And no green beans. Grass, sure. (Wooooo grasseed capital of the world) No green beans.
Well,
it’s an issue if other members of the commentariat use it as grounds to start a fight. Which we all have the sense/courtesy not to. And I imagine in the 2016 Democratic debate, there could be a similar game played with ‘fairness’ or ‘equality’, which points out the # of times they are said, but not the positives/negatives thereof. For example, the SOTU drinking game is bipartisan, but tailored to the party in power.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
#KODOS2012
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
For whatever reason
I would like to see the GLaDOS4Prez campaign this year
by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
was just about to post this anyway
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I'm not a big fan of their "kill all humans" policy
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
If they'd just tone it down to killing all stupid humans, I would support them.
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I do like the burn it with the lemons idea though
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
But there will always be a certain bottom percentage...
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
SideshowBob4Mayor
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Why settle for the lesser of two evils?
Vote Cthulhu!
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I REFUSE TO VOTE FOR JACK JOHNSON MY VOTE IS FOR JOHN JACKSON ONLY
or maybe Richard Nixon.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
what?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Finish a drink when somebody say Abraham Lincoln?
by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
He's technically a Democrat though
I know, I know, But he is.
by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
G'night monsters.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
The Thinker
brooding because he has no magazine.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Joyous
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
MOAR LIKE THE STINKER AMIRITE
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Lame pun rec
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
fellow writer/awesome pun auto rec
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
actually, that's called "The Stinker"
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Jan 23, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
If I ever have a chance to talk to to Tim Tebow, I will ask him to tell his father, If he ever needs to choose between two brothers, Take the unfunny one!
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
I didn't in on this before it got creepy. So I'm starting it again
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 10:48 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
WUT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Lazy bastard
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
His name is cigarrette.
His owner takes him for a drag.
my stash o' gifs
www.tigernet.com
by Orangebowl81 on Jan 23, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was thinking today
does anyone have (or want to collaborate on creating) a list of Spencer’s best pieces?
True fact
I put him on my list of inspirational writers on our Senior Seminar personal inventory assignment
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
You know what's bad? I'm craving Applebee's
Yes. The food I’ve been eating lately is so bad, I’m craving mediocrity
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 10:57 PM EST reply actions
Take Hellbeast and make her pay
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
And then hatefuck
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
baby in Oct.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
We found a 50 dollar gift certificate last year
All. The. Happy Hours
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Applebees needs to have celebrity chef Tom O'Brien have a menu section.
Forget the Guy Fieri baloney.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Best 2 a.m. post-bar snack ever.
That or Cook’s Kitchen
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
It probably didn't exist when you were there
But it’s right next to what is now skinners. It looks like an older place inside though
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
No - but I worked the graveyard at Fry'n Pan / Sixth Street / whatever
Oh, boy, was strangling the customers tempting as hell.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
They have a skillet
That they put literally every breakfast food in and cover it in gravy. Serve it on a large plate. 4 bucks. This place is only open 12 hours a week. And they fucking kill it. Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday morning.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Are you craving Two for Twenty deals
With Jesse Palmer and Chris Berman and all the front view seat to the game?
by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK
WWF WON’T LET ME PLAY “VESPENE” THIS IS BULLSHIT
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?
Que
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
Well, vespene gas is pretty toxic.
So I can see the World Wildlife Federation being all stern about it.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
YOU REQUIRE MORE MINERALS
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
There is a Bud Light in my fridge and Im not sure how it got there...
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
three for the road.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 11:05 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
and a bunny chasing corgi
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
they're beat. I bet they JUST got let out of the car as well
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I got an email this afternoon
informing me that MTV’s “MADE” is coming to campus. just WHAT should I get MADE into??
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions
My old roommate was on that show as one of the trainers
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
a girl on campus was a breakdancer on it
she gets super pissy because when you ask her to, she can’t remember how.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
A fashion diva
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
something Tremendous!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
a competitive boxer
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Mr. Zbikowski on line one.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
she said competitive
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
A YAM
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
You have Okonkwo's attention.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
a public school student
just to see how the other half lives.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
I tweeted about them earlier
it was actually kinda offensive so I don’t really want to post it here
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Boobs
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
If there was a party that stood on a boobs platform...Id vote for them
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Purple Brian Kelly
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
I'm going to bed, monsters.
Thanks for all the cake.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
time to go read spidery political economics book before sleepytime.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 11:14 PM EST reply actions
If authors were rappers,
Pynchon would be MF Doom.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 11:15 PM EST reply actions
then what would that make McCarthy?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
holy shit good question.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
for rappers : actors
Peter O’Toole as Eminem?
Somehow cursed as to not win Best Actor/Album of the Year?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Hemingway would be Rakim
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Stephanie Meyer would be Vanilla Ice
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
or soulja boy
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Stieg Larsen
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not drinking this 40 quickly enough.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 11:25 PM EST reply actions
bad evening, just drinking heavily
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
You're saying we know things?
Hah, good sir, hah.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
I thought he was pre-law.
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I thought you were going to bitch about stuff in this thread
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
ehh it's kinda personal stuff
I’m going to leave it at “Illusions hates long-distance romance frustration purp”
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
/knowthatfeelbro.jpg
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
yup
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
So I was contemplating drinjing to celebrate hellbeast's exile
But hadn’t started. My boss just called. Thank god
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 11:27 PM EST reply actions
the lady friend tells me
her ex wouldn’t let her wear sweats.
WHAT.
THE.
EFF.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 11:35 PM EST reply actions
Let?
/pineappleexpresslaughing.gif
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Sounds like hellbest the male
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
But
Easy sexy time?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions
i hope she dumped him immediately after that
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
I like to think I'm a much better catch than him
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
On that note, Illusions
tried to set up my old undergrad friend (whose ex had insufferable spidery political opinions) with my law school friend (who also has spidery political opinions).
So far, success. Second date for them later this week.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Opposite or aligned?
Opposite is always interesting
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Like Matalin and Carville?
/EYEBLEACHOHGOD
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aligned
his ex was spidery in directon X. My law school friend is also spidery in direction X. As he is a physics grad student, there was no way they would ever meet each other. His ex had left him after 4-5 years of dating, saying she couldn’t be in a relationship longer than that. So I’m trying to make both of them happy and make sure that annoying woman never comes back.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
I've enjoyed taking the opposite approach.
Forces both of us to be smarter about our spidery ideas since we’re constantly defending them, as well as right-sizing the role that spiders should play in personal relationships.
i've been with opposites twice
does not work. i get too worked up about it i think
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
I never mention it with opposite-minded friends unless they don't take it too personally
Generally works, and we’ll just say at school I had plenty of pract-
/exiledtocloset
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions
WHY DO YOU OPPOSE UNITED RUSSIA?!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions
My dad and I have opposite spiders, so I went through that in high school.
It helped me distance myself from my ideas.
huzzah!
since that’s you posting, you should know my ex’s new boyfriend is a drama major working as a waiter in Brooklyn.
I win!
(yes, I’m drinking alone on a Tuesday night. why?)
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
And schadenfreude wins again!
Welcome back to the club!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
ha-ha! Who's laughing now?!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
the commentariat should visit his workplace, occupy his entire serving section, and tip a collective 43 cents.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
OCCUPY BEATNIK CAFE!
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
Jack Kerouac says your not "real", man...
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
if my ex is still an art major, does that mean i'm most likely going to end up winning?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
99.99999% chance of winning, .00001% chance of losing horribly
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
okay i'm also winning because i'm no longer dating someone who thinks organized sports are stupid because everyone's selfish
umm no we did not just get creamed by penn state because our defense was too selfish
and didn’t know why he should care about devin gardner (which is somewhat lol in retrospect since he hasn’t done much, but he was a pretty big recruit out of high school)
FRESHMAN YEAR WILLBECHAMPIONS WHAT WERE YOU DOING
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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions
Well, yeah, that too
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
So...you like dating THOSE guys...
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions
NO
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
(Yes)
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 24, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
Im guessing he also wore a beret and/or loved writing poetry as well?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
what's wrong with poetry?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 24, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
Oh nothing
/Whistles in the corner nonchalantly
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
Has Stu Scott's slam poetry gotten on your nerves?
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by saxattack29 on Jan 24, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
Eye have no idea what youre talking about
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I see what you did there
and also over there.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 24, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
SIT THERE. NOT THERE THERE. THERE NOT THERE
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
everyone makes mistakes, assman!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 24, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, like working for ESPN
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 24, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hahaha
KILL THIS MAN
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions
In fairness, everyone on the defense was doing his own thing because no one actually taught them what to do.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Jan 24, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
HAHAA truth rec
totally not what he was getting at
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
i'm sure you remember penn state 09 though
seriously freezing and fucking an awful game to sit through.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
Was it 06 or 07
where we got the picture of Moselli (sp) flat on his back with the Wolverine lineman walking casually away?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 24, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
That was '06.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
And you won!
That was the worst experience I had in Michigan Stadium, and I was at Appalachian State and the Oregon firebombing.
SO PAINFUL AND COLD AND AWFUL FOOTBALL.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Oh, me too.
All of the freezing rain.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 24, 2012 1:12 AM EST up reply actions
no. i was surprised when he said that
his dad coached a high school football team and he played sports in high school in stuff. i was blindsided
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
maybe he was saying you lost "because the defense was shellfish" because they only played soft shell coverages
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 24, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
I didn't make those mistakes Freshman year.
Sophomore year, though? Hoo boy.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 24, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
I made that mistake as a junior...
only I didn’t realize I had ended up dating said person
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I turned my last 2 exes into football fans.
I make this world a better place, even if they root for michigan and arkansas, respectively.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 24, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
One of two ain't bad...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Indeed.
But seriously, Arkansas?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
she was pretty stacked
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 24, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
/chortle
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 24, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions
the arkie one was hotter, anyway
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 24, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
I knew art majors who went on to work as appraisers for Sotheby's, Lloyd's
I knew far more who were working Starbucks,e tc
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
Odds are, you'll win
But if you lose, you’ll lose big.
Same with Illusions, Michael. Of course, in Michael’s case he (actor) will likely dump her for someone hotter somewhere down the line.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
absofreakinglutely
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
/Ex becomes dictator of Germany
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
is this stemming from the rapper/writer thread up above?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
Remember, fully half of America is dumber than the median
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
And the median's pretty fucking stupid.
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Just keep in mind that one isn't better than someone else merely because one is smarter
Thinking one knows what’s better for someone because they’re a dumnass is a bad thing.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
NO YOU'RE WRONG WHARRGARBL
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I'm sure it was well north of that figure.
And, as a rapper/writer, Soulja Boy = Tucker Max (with somewhat fewer words).
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
no one's ever lost a dime underestimating the stupidity of the American public.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Or overestimating the vanity, either.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions
Last lacrosse TV schedule comment for a while from me, so don't worry
Syracuse’s TV schedule is out. Most TWCS exclusive games are also on SNY. Exceptions are Cornell (as usual), Hobart (as usual) and…….. Princeton.
Welp, SNY’s opened pandora’s box now with about 30% of the Long Island lacrosse fanbase and 45% of New Jersey’s
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What is this shit on ABC family and where is my Fresh Prince?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
Is allicolls still around?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 24, 2012 12:03 AM EST reply actions 10 recs
Asleep
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 24, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions
she's asleep . . .
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 24, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions
Well, that took less than a minute.
Nice work.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Yaaaay!
/So stealing this
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
New Florida Gator victory gif?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 24, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
well crap, i gotta get faster...
by Orangebowl81 on Jan 24, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Is standing on a miniature spacecraft?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
serving platter.
/swamp people’d
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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 24, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
drink
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 24, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
No liquor
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 24, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
what about beer?
rubbing alcohol?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 24, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
Nope
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 24, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
Use LOG!
to make wood alcoholl!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 24, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
Baton Rouge (AP) THIRTY THREE YEAR OLD MAN PLAYING FULL PAD FOOTBALL IS BRUISED
Not dead. Just very badly bruised.
X
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 24, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
If I wanted to waste 9 minutes
Id have sex with Sarah Jessica Parker
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
REQUISITE DRUNK REPOST
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 24, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
-Catherine the Great
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 24, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
so i might have just cheated my way to 100 speech in skyrim
and i aint even mad at myself for it
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 24, 2012 12:09 AM EST reply actions
We found some pretty easy exploits to get infinite monies
100 thieving is pretty lol-some, as are getting four 25%-off recharge armor pieces that stack, leading to infinite power for spells.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 24, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
also how
my roommates will buy me infinite beers
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 24, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
how?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 24, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
go to riften. enter the black briar meadery
and keep asking the bartender about maven black briar, and when he says how wonderful she is, persuade him into gettin the truth off his chest. took me a half hour but i went from speech level 25 to 100
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 24, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
is it too late to send him to space?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 24, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
/skipping to the end
Anybody want a peanut?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yes?...
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 24, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions
Suggestion for happy wagy gator gif placement (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE)
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
Um, like... where?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 24, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
you can have this one, 'eer!
my stash o' gifs
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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 24, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
Or this one
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
Actually this one would be better (please please)
If you decide to do it, just go ahead wait until the CI tomorrow
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions
Here, you can have a look
A few more frames would be good, to let the tail wag some more.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 24, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Good work...but that wasnt the best gif to insert the aligator into I guess
It was too quick
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions
TWSS
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 24, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
take the last frame, add it to end...
take next to last frame, add it to end, etc, so that arm moves back. Will give you enough frames. Just a thought.
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by Orangebowl81 on Jan 24, 2012 1:13 AM EST up reply actions
I'm either drunk or whatever I can't read this name
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 24, 2012 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
as my history teacher would say, "alphabet soup"
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
YOU! WHARGLBRGL!
Also, intermingling a LOL in a Polish name is harder than it looks.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Woeojuwejhdjwe?
Teh Tweeterizer
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
by alex henery's foot on Jan 24, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
used this line in a poem i wrote!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 24, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
So, what rhymes with "woeojuwejhdjwe", anyway?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I had a fanpost about it once
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 24, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
I just checked the collected poetry from the aftermath of "We Bought A Zook" and you weren't there.
What gives?
(I vaguely remember that this happened and will look for it.)
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
It wasn't there, a single post
let me try to find it
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 24, 2012 12:30 AM EST up reply actions
.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 24, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
Excellent. I did indeed see it before and comment on it.
And all of Les’ press conferences would be better with someone snapping to a rhythm in the background.
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ALL THE WORDS
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions
Pee
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions
I think MikeLew played that on a triple-word score once.
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by jonfmorse on Jan 24, 2012 12:28 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Did this come after a Jordan Jefferson 5 yard completion?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:25 AM EST up reply actions
Whoa, my best friend from late middle school through mid high school is fucking all the way crazy bald.
Thanks for letting me know, facebook.
Natural or did he say fuck it and shaved?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 24, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
GENDERIST
His best friend could be a GIRL you know
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SHE WAS BALD, JERRY
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
that would make more sense because mr. t seems quite shocked
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by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
Especially since I had a friend in HS who was already going horribly bald our sophomore year.
By the time we graduated, he had the whole 50-year-old man baldtop.
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Because it hides the bald head, DUHHHH
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See, I'm only two out of three, so it's all good.
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It ain't bad; I can tell you that.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
FAT TOO
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
And nobody can tell anything is amiss!
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
my tailor looks like vincent price
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 24, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
And now I will forever imagine Erik T as Mr. T wearing a gold chain over a Minnesota hockey jersey.
So thanks for that.
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ummm, you're welcome. because that is fucking hilarious.
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by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
/cuts down trees on massive estate
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i was hoping his best friend was sinead o'connor, too
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by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
That would be deliciously SPIDERIFFIC
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Lex Luthor bald or George Costanza bald?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
One of my friends is only 24 and he's already starting to go bald
Needless to say he gets so much shit about it
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions
Hate you all
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 24, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions
/Slowly runs hand through hair
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions
I really don't give a shit about it
I’ll shave it ones it gets really fucking bad
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 24, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
/slowly runs hand through hair
//there’s much less of it now, after recent donation to Locks of Love
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me too....OH WAIT
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by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
Careful.
Someone’s bound to get excited by that idea.
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i was just joking because i'm pretty sure i won't end up bald.
hoping i one day rock the salt and pepper nice thick perm like my italian grandma
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by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
why does every girl i know have this urge to shave their head?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 24, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions
The women I know claim frustration at having to deal with it every day.
Which I think I can understand.
Because you are from the real-life version of Gattaca?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
I've seen girls that look really hot with the shaved head
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 24, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
/Issuchathingevenpossible?.gif
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
i'm really jealous of girls who can pull off pixie haircuts
i know i can’t but i think it’s a really cute look
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by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
Pixie = Do not want
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
You weird
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 24, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
Nah I just don't like the boyish haircuts.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
ie emma watson
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by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
Nope.
Not with that hair
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
see, i like her more with that hair
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 24, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
yep, it really shows off how pretty her face is
/swoons
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by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
not if i swoon first
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 24, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
It looks like guys hair
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
so do you think every guy who has a ponytail has girls hair?
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by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 12:48 AM EST up reply actions
Yes.
I dont respect any guy with a ponytail and am not attracted by any girl with guy-like hair
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:49 AM EST up reply actions
That's a shame
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 24, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
mehhhh
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 24, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
Why the fuck is she wearing a dress with a cross on it?
Also, no to marion Cotillard with short hair
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions
I agree, she has really awesome long hair
But she can pull it off.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 24, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
marion cotillard could pull off anything, though
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by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
The only circumstance in which I find that hair fitting is with moms in their late 30s and early 40s
And I am not attracted to them
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:54 AM EST up reply actions
Thaaaaats not a good look
Weird length, the eye makeup and the odd fucking dress make her look like she got attacked by a Hot Topic
My irrational crush doesn't care
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 24, 2012 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
You're just jealous of guys with ponytails.
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/Comes after emc's ponytail with scissors
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
I think I'd actually die laughing if I had a ponytail
I have wondered about going socal and growing out my hair pretty long. Who knows, though.
Tom Brady is my favorite football player (even though I dont particularly care about the Pats) but I disowned him when he grew his air out
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
Dude
He was being ultimate troll.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 24, 2012 1:00 AM EST up reply actions
i mean i didn't think it was a good look for him
but i didn’t disown him….
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by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 1:01 AM EST up reply actions
i mean why not just try it?
if you don’t like it at any point you can go back to normal by just cutting it off
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by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
next you're going to tell me you don't like orange crocs or giant pizza ovens
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 24, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/smirk
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 24, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions
Y'all weird
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 24, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions
So you are saying you have never seen a girl shave her head
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
I have, I swear
Not in person…
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 24, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
It just doesn't compute for me.
Granted, in addition to the fact I’m currently dating the shortest girl I’ve ever dated, she is blonde, and has relatively short hair, I will date against my archetype.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 1:33 AM EST up reply actions
i really...don't.
i used to just cut it really short everytime i felt the need to make a drastic change in my life
/overdramatic
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by willbechampions on Jan 24, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions
I just get that urge when it gets too long and thick
I shaved it all off once, only left like 1/2 an inch
Van Pelt you have no hair.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions
all right folks
everything I’ve had to drink tonight in frustration of long distance romance has cancelled out my running and then some. here’s to harder work in the future.
/has comps due in 5 days
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 24, 2012 12:40 AM EST reply actions
you'll rock out with your cock out, i have little doubt
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 24, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions
Then he'll have a bout with a trout
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions
a construction pun I made
we were talking about caulk guns when I was in Tuscaloosa, and one girl said she wanted to start the “caulk club.” I asked about the “chocolate caulk,” as in chocolate that comes from a caulk gun. she said that’s not an idea she can get behind. I said, “you’d rather do it face to face?”
zing!
my mouth tastes metallic from that 40.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 24, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions
Title.
In which Rob Gronkowski tells an ESPN Deportes reporter “Yo soy fiesta”.
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by Tremendous on Jan 24, 2012 12:40 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
What a goober
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
I have an irrational hatred for Rob Gronkowski
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 24, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
Believe me when I say that it isn't irrational.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 1:35 AM EST up reply actions
Boooo
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 24, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
I really, really fucking hate these coin commercials
Such a fucking scam.
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Oh, also disrespectful
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 24, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
well actually
this is my first long distance shindig. her third. she says it’s harder for her. but it’s pretty damn difficult.
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 24, 2012 12:46 AM EST reply actions
This reminds me of the final, great, scene from "The Revenge of the Pink Panther"
Clouseau is in bed with the beautiful girl, and they’re wrestling around under the covers. You can’t see them, just the moving bedsheet. Clouseau begins to sing in that high, warbling voice of his, and the girl asks, “What is THAT?”
“A little song we used to sing in the Resistance, to keep our spirits up.”
“Ohh, was it hard, in the Resistance?”
“Yes. But not as hard as it is right now.”
[Cato then attacks, the bed flips up, breaks through the wall and dumps them all into the Seine.]
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 24, 2012 1:05 AM EST up reply actions
Hey, this sounds familiar
Start dating in May 2010: Well, we can always visit over the summer. We actually don’t, but everything is awesome and copacetic anyway.
Skip ahead 18 months or so.
January 2012: AAAAAAA I MISS HER SO BAD, PLEASE BENEVOLENT NEW TESTAMENT GOD, LET ME QUICKLY FIND A JOB NEAR HER
by Synaesthesia on Jan 24, 2012 1:35 AM EST up reply actions
That's it for me.
Catch y’all on the flip-flop.
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Anyone around?
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Sort of. Got quiet fast tonight
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 2:05 AM EST up reply actions
Spent all day reading about Japanese interest group politics
and the effects on abortion and pharmaceutical contraceptive legislation. Thrilling, I tell you.
/gunshot
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 24, 2012 2:08 AM EST up reply actions
HEY A WEST COASTER!
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
Um, actually, I'm more central/east
but the west coast of the island IS only 45 min away, depending on traffic.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 24, 2012 2:11 AM EST up reply actions
sorry...west as in AZ and west
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I know. Just giving you crap.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 24, 2012 2:14 AM EST up reply actions
HEY THIS SOUNDS LIKE A REAL GOOD TIME
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 24, 2012 2:12 AM EST up reply actions
YES IS DOES
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Let's just say I think I'm going to enjoy this run I'm about to take on the treadmill more.
Nasty blister and all.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 24, 2012 2:14 AM EST up reply actions
do it
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Yup.
See you in 45 or so, if anyone is around.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 24, 2012 2:17 AM EST up reply actions
and back.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 24, 2012 3:14 AM EST up reply actions
woo! how was it
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I love losing a pound+ in water weight.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 24, 2012 3:19 AM EST up reply actions
fun...i wish i could do that
/looks how far gym is
//says screw it
///tries to get people on intermural team— fails
////gives up
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This is why I have a treadmill literally a foot and a half from my bed.
(it’s on IE’s side of the bed, but still.) And a TV right above it, hooked to the PS3. I beat Bama while jogging.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 24, 2012 3:23 AM EST up reply actions
small apartment...dont' think i could fit a treadmill
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Yeah, the advantages of military housing allowance. Sometimes.
(pays $1000 over allowance to be close to school in good neighborhood)
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 24, 2012 3:34 AM EST up reply actions
And a big Howdy to you!
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 24, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions
Good morning to you too
Don’t worry, we at United Russia have forgiven you for your political commentary of yesterday. Please sit with us and enjoy this cup of plutonium tea.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 24, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ooooh, tea!
/gets horrible dioxin acne
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 24, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
//supporters camp out in Ukranian winter
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by saxattack29 on Jan 24, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions
/supporter freeze
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 24, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
/not having a REAL GOOD TIME
CSB time: Dr. Pepper is something like $3 a can in Russia
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 24, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
Booyah
Litvinenko joke! (Though it was actually Polonium.)
Good day, puss cake
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 24, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah, plutonium tea would not have been as slow-acting, I'd think
That said I believe plutonium oxidizes violently in air
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 24, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
And his skin would have blocked the radiation of the amount he was exposed to
But polonium (and anything radioactive) does terrible things to your organs when ingested.
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by Burrito Electrico on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions
My bad.
The Russian-Irishman I talked to about it was under the mistaken belief it was plutonium. He enjoyed telling the story because it exemplified why his family left Russia for Ireland. That the Russian government would put out a hit on someone in such a manner that everybody knows who did it, and that the Russians don’t give a damn about killing someone in a Western democracy in some incredibly painful way.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 24, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions
New evidence uncovered by FSB
INDICATES CONSPIRACY BY WESTERN GOVERNMENTS TO POISON FORMER SOVIET CITIZEN
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