CHIP KELLY'S BRIEF CONVERSATION WITH CAPTAIN FEAR
VRRROOOOOOOOOOM. Yes?
Hello, Coach Chip Kelly of the University of Oregon, from Sunny St. Petersburg, the fairer and more genteel of the fine cities of the Bay of Tampa.
Representing the federated cities of the Tampa Bay Area, including St. Petersburg and Tampa in alphabetical order, I am Bucco Bruce, representing the ownership of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, the Glazer family. I am available for children's birthday parties and adult entertainments if they are requested and handled discreetly. I am to tell you that we are interested in your services as a football coach. To be fair, all communications are handled jointly with the city of Tampa., and we will alternate sentences to keep this fairness intact. Please visit our excellent children's museum. Wear pants when you do so to avoid any confusions. Yours sincerely, St. Petersburg of the Tampa Bay Federated Buccaneers.
Chip Kelly: Words. Offer. NFL? No. Processing. No. Thanks. Coffee. Film. Call recruits. Speak. Slowly. Like slow people. HATE. SLOW.
CAPTAIN FEAR (TAMPA): Our team has many xciting player like JOSH FREEDMUN and AR-GREGULUS BANE! He broke Batman's back at temple camp, because they're both jewish. People luv 2 live in tampa because of warm weather and lack of flies and the ease lifestyle. No income tax lifespace is good SHOOTERS. WE HAVE MORE STRIP CLUBS THAN FIRE HOUSES! YEEEEZOOOOWWWW!
Suprise! Calculation. Yes. Listening.
Captain Fear (St. Pete): The Sunshine Skyway's suicide hotline goes not to an operator, but to a looping recording of Foreigner's "I wanna know what love is." Our schools are half-passable, as in half of them are passable. Our climate is agreeable.
NEGATIVE. Superfluity. Expense. Resetting. Ace offset spread heavy right. Fake play-side, throw left.
Captain Fear (TAMPA): Every restaurant in Tampa is P.F. Changs. Sure, they're all differently named, and the menus and prices are different. But don't be shocked when you order spanikopita at a local diner and end up with the double pan-fried noodles combo.
Affordable living=interest engaged. Describe. DESCRIBE FURTHER.
Captain Fear (St. Pete): You could start immediately. Like all Glazer family employees your pay would be delivered in spools of copper. Its worth on the open market offsets the inconvenience of selling.
Captain Fear (TAMPA): I know guy to help that! Is crackhead but totally reliable.
Market value. Armed guards. Opportunity recognized. Exploit. EXPLOIT! Sample resume. Created! Submitted.
Review. Comment. Respond.
Captain Fear (St. Pete.) Application submitted. You are now employed by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, pending delivery of contract via U.S. Mail.
Fax. WHY NOT? Explanation required. Pardon. [CALLS FIFTY RECRUITS IN 37 SECONDS]
Captain Fear (Tampa) : LOL THEY'RE OLD AND DON'T TRUST THE FAXES
RECALCULATING. Reverse. Offer refused. Gratitude. Expressed.
Captain Fear (St. Pete): Coach Kelly, I do believe that this is untoward behavior of an unprofessional manner.
Captain Fear (Tampa) Awwwwwwwwwww Ybor titties.
Searching. Cutting. Pasting. Words. "Thank you for a wonderful five years, Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I appreciate the support, but believe it is time to move on and return to my first love, the University of Oregon, where I have unfinished business."
CAPTAIN FEAR (ST. PETE) I...it's been two minutes, Coach Kelly.
In YOUR time. Perhaps. Recalculating. Dismissed.
Captain Fear (Tampa): Awww but our official flower is a chest x-ray and I was to give you one.
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I'm glad Kelly came around
If he had caught NFL AIDS, what hope would there be for the rest of us?
Imma hang up and listen
As a Bucs fan, I'm disappointed.
Sure it could of blew up in our faces, but at this point I think it would ha ve been worth the gamble.
Go Bulls!
Brilliant
Oregon fans reaction to hearing Chip is staying

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by skywaker9 on Jan 23, 2012 3:30 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Longest five years of my life.
My hair is now gray and I don’t recognize myself in the mirror.
"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 23, 2012 3:33 PM EST reply actions
You never had anything to worry about
I’m sure Rich Brooks would have come back if the money was right
Imma hang up and listen
Rich Brooks thinks helmets with feathers are bullshit.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Prolly thinks helmets are bullshit.
"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 23, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
That would had made it aaaaaaaaaaalllll better.
"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 23, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
I think Rich Brooks is enjoying himself a little too much
Today’s tweet:
UKcoachbrooks Rich Brooks
Shot of some big horn sheep on the 16th hole of the Palmer course yesterday in the final round of Humana.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 23, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
BYOB mini-golf.
A real thing.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I read it that way at first also....
and I was thinking now that’s some cojones, blasting away at some big horns while in a golf tournament.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 23, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
Are you saying he has balls because he shot them?
Or because he didn’t use a silencer?
by JoesDeliRuled on Jan 23, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
Rich Brooks giving up his Retired-grampaw lifestyle of Bass fishing, golf..
and lecturing on the finer points of tomato growing? Not happening
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
Ybor titties?
Portland has the most strip clubs per capita in the U.S.
Although Chip would probably find the pole routines a little drawn out. I imagine he would be doing the “speed it up” hand signal at the dancers.
"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women!"
Suh crashed into a pole outside one while drunk
A few weeks back.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
How is the pole doing?
"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women!"
by lordloveaduck on Jan 23, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
lucky for the pole, there was a car between it and Suh
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 23, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
The pole cant Suh
it has no standing.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions 12 recs
It was fine, his car was destroyed
It was by this place too, probably just wanted one of these:
http://voodoodoughnut.com/index.php
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Stop tormenting me
I live 3,000 miles from the closest Voodoo Donuts.
"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women!"
by lordloveaduck on Jan 23, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
I might have to walk down there on my lunch break and get one
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I can't decide if he says "RECALCULATING" more like a Terminator would
or like Dennis Duffy on that one AllState commercial.
Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall
It's like the GPS unit
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
What, exactly,
did the person who posted that think he was saying to the world?
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Quite sad that I won't get to watch
Chip Kelly and Albert Haynesworth interact.
Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook
More over, Chip and the Media Interact
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
You know Chip is going to come out soon
And ask the media with a straight face "So did anything happen this weekend?"
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Jan 23, 2012 3:52 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
That would bebeautiful media trolling.
I would rec it.
Well hello there hangover. Fancy meeting you here this bright Thursday morning.
by Cranked_Irish on Jan 23, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
I shall bill you for my new computer screen after "Awwwwwwwww Ybor titties."
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 4:01 PM EST reply actions
Ybor titties are the scariest titties.
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I'll take your word for it.
I try to stay at least 1000 miles away from Tampa at all times.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
Damn, I was in Ybor in December....
and all I got was drunk.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 23, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
A solid policy.
I’ve been unfortunately unable to avoid it on numerous occasions. Tampa is sketchy as shit.
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All I know about Ybor City
I learned in every Hold Steady song
Marketing FTW
Hey Ducks Fans!! Chip Kelly has turned down the Bucs and has opted to stay with the Ducks!! That calls for a celebration. Visit any Qdoba Mexican Grill now thru tomorrow, January 24th and RECEIVE A FREE ORDER OF CHIPS AND QUESO, when you purchase any large drink!! Just mention “Chip” at the register! :)
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by skywaker9 on Jan 23, 2012 4:07 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Do you think this will work for me?
My Qdoba is in Rockville, Maryland.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I dunno
Suspect is only Oregon Qdobas but you can try.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
More likely
Hey Terps fans!! Randy Edsall is still in College Park and just hired Mike Locksley! You need a drink. Visit any Qdoba Mexican Grill now thru tomorrow, January 24th and GET A HALF PRICE SHOT OF TEQUILLA, when you purchase any burrito. Just walk up to the register in your UMD shirt muttering ‘FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU’ under your breath.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions 19 recs
Quit making fun of Edsall. He suffered brain damage from looking at this all last year....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 23, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Makes me so mad that the flag quadrants are not offset.
Really underarmor?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, that's really my only complaint as well.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 23, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
You! question about San Antonio things, si?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
reputable place of computer geeks i can give old computers to and not worry about them erasing my harddrives?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
or rather they will erase them and i don't have to worry about exorbitant fees and what happens to data...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
I used to use these guys to drop off old equipment, but haven't been there for a few years.
New ownership, but it says it’s the same guys/location, etc. It was free to dump stuff off.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 23, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
PERFECT thank you.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
Why get rid of the hard drive with the rest of the computer?
Remove it, and let them have the rest.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
well formatting, viruses, OMGOLD, etc
i don’t build computers and shit so i don’t give a fuck about the internal pieces, i just don’t want smarter people to get my stuff you know
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
well, yeah...
… but it’s not like a hard drive takes up a lot of space just sitting in your closet, and if it gets damaged beyond repair, that’s actually a Good Thing.
/has an old Pentium 4 box he needs to get rid of.
i have enough junk taking up space in my closet i don't use.
i figure someone else out there may want to do something with it
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
That's the Piggly Wiggly Geek Squad.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Written on a 70's Teevee tray.
yup. Legit totally.
The internet is a great place for information and affirmation. Unless you're a fan of the Ted Roof Defense. 42-14. Roll Tide.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
Oregon OL Carson York
Free chips and queso, YUP…….Worth it, thanks coach #unfinishedbusinessatqdoba
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by skywaker9 on Jan 23, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
OOO. Qdoba sounds good right now
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
Chip Kelly: Well, my work is done here
Albert Haynesworth: What do you mean your work is done? You didn’t do anything!
The Comic Sans use is quite appropriate
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 4:17 PM EST reply actions
Not enough Papyrus while describing the restaurants
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
Do you like Flash?
Of course you do. Welcome to our website. ALL THE FLASH.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
One thing an I-Pad is useful for
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
This guy may, for all I know, be completely full of shit.
He may, also, know what he’s talking about.
ACC football schools such as Florida State, Clemson, Georgia Tech, Pitt and Maryland and BC have spoken with the Big 12 over the past few months about switching leagues despite the buyout the ACC added last fall to curtail such moves.
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Maryland as "football school"?
Surely you jest
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 23, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
Well, they're sure as hell not a basketball school.
/ game-week trollin’
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I'm sure they've had a conversation, but if any of those schools leave for the Big 12, I'll eat my hat.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
It makes no fucking sense -- except for one small detail:
It’s the perfect plan to situate oneself to grab Notre Dame, but even then it only works if one presumes that Notre Dame is, in fact, going to have to join a conference.
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...

You were saying something?
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
SOON
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PERHAPS.
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Of course the Big 12 would want those schools, but why the fuck would any of them leave the ACC?
If they wanted to align with ND, they’d just invite ND to the ACC, not mass migrate to the Big 12.
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Anti-Carolina sentiment.
I think dude’s probably full of shit, but the fact that discussions have happened makes me ponder.
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Not really a problem
They can just join the northern conference when the ACC16 falls apart in the 2030s.
If they think Carolina is too big for its britches, wait'll they get a load of Texas
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
I'd like to see Texas forced into Independence for what they have done.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think it would take much for the whole state to secede...
…which would put UT out of the NCAA purview
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
awwwww then i would live in a foreign...place?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
NEIN
I present to you Simon Fraser University, member in good standing of the NCAA.
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Hasn't there been noise/rumor/speculation about U of Toronto joining some conference?
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing serious that I've caught.
I mean, they don’t even play real football. (That was actually SFU’s primary impetus — they’ve been playing American football for years, only playing the Canucklehead version when necessary.)
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Why do they play American style?
To save on scholarships?*
- NOTE: Offer not valid at the University of Tennessee.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I THINK, mostly
because for SFU, playing games against the NAIA (now mostly D-II) schools in Washington and Oregon was much, much less of a travel burden than playing Canadian schools. The Washington schools are closer to Vancouver than any CIS school other than UBC, and the Oregon schools are closer than anyone but UBC, UAlberta, and UCalgary.
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I had heard the same.
But couldn’t resist the lame-ass joke.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Did not really catch joke
until after responding.
/sigh
//seriously, will be drooling in a cup by next season at this rate
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Larry Scott seriously needs to hijack the University of British Columbia and get them to enter the Pac.
They already have a rivalry with Cal!
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
U of Toronto doesn't take sports all that seriously.... none of the Canadian schools really do
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I said sports
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
not competitive exercising
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
wrestling?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
that is a sport
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is it really a sport if it allows you to stop moving?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
despite what Iowa does, they do call stalling occasionally
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Come at me, bro.
But you’ve gotta catch me first.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
It's a sport as long as there's a set of rules
that allows for objective scoring and determination of a victor. Thus, football is a sport, but cheerleading isn’t.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions
So Mario Kart is a sport?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
As much as I want to say yes to bolster my ego...
I mean IRL.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
i've been part of kart sessions that are as fiercly competitive and bloodstained as an average sec game.
seriously, it only takes about 7 beers before “gouge an eye out” becomes a reasonable sounding strategy for distracting the player next to you.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, if fuckers talk shit
you gotta punch ’em in the dick.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
You must also move under your own power.
Otherwise, Scrabble would be a sport too.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
it cannot be accomplished on a chair, essentially
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Wheelchair basketball?
Crew? Bobsled?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
nope. Bobsled is not a sport- your job is to be as fat and aerodynamic as possible
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Best athlete in a non-sport in the USA?

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Still makes no sense
Due to Texas
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions
/handwave
Texas is easy to get along with as long as you just shut up and let them give you money.
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and beat them in everything.
Never worked out for me.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
like win?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah.
Humiliate them before national television audiences.
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so the hypothetical Texas-Clemson game would essentially be both teams standing at midfield shrieking "No, you piss on me!" at each other.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
/whistles innocently
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
They let YOU do that.
Some of us, not so much.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
YOU JUST JELLY
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True story.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
/wishes SEC wasn't all uptight about having schools from existing member states
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
#bostoncollege4sec
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
Pitt has family in the Big XII.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Pitt's dream conference is the Big XII
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Pitt is allergic to the ACC.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
Playing in the big city Paris of Texas known as Lubbock.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
Pitt really wanted to gather the rest of the Big East and ACC to tell them
but they couldn’t do that because they had to be in the Big XII tomorrow, and anyway, they were no longer part of the Big East or ACC anyway so they couldn’t.
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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Also, notice who's conspicuously absent from this list.
/waits patiently
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
OMG VIRGINIA TECH
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Oh, they're busy forming the GRITBUCKET Conference.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
I had no idea Pitt wanted to get away from Syracuse that badly, though.
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If Pitt wanted to go to the Big 12, wouldn't they have done so in the fall?
The Big 12 had the "help wanted’ sign out and Pitt went for the ACC.
Missing the joke, padawan.
Syracuse and Pitt separately negotiated with the ACC, apparently unaware that the other was doing so. Supposedly, they were both actually taken by surprise that they were both going.
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They weren't the only ones.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
They want WVU more than SU
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
You're confusing Turkeys with Tigers.
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That's never going to work.
Virginia isn’t a genuine southern state like Missouri.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
For all you know, the guy is UNDOUBTEDLY completely full of shit
Starting with the comment that league members were afraid that adding Pitt and Syracuse “weakened” the football league. Has anyone actually watched ACC football recently? Adding Pitt and Syracuse helps football; hell, adding Temple would help football.
Even more amusing was this:
Several of the schools, who value football more than basketball, are simply tired of North Carolina and the rest of Tobacco Road running the conference without thought to what’s best for the entire league — sound familiar?
The best interests of the “entire league” would have been served by never expanding in the first place and not watering down the best round-robin basketball league in America in fuckwitted attempt to chase football glory that’s never going to happen. And now the n00bs want to run the show? Not bloody likely.
But if Maryland wants to start flying its volleyball team to Lubbock, they can go ahead booking tickets on Air France and be my fucking guest.
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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I'm fairly well convinced that article is complete and utter bullshit of the highest order.
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You're full of piss and vinegar today, my fine Redhawk friend.
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Calling Maryland a Football school
I think soda shot out my nose
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
Lubbock is a great American city and I am confident that its transportation accommodations are top-notch.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Silly Devilgrad, Maryland will fold its volleyball, soccer, and lax teams and fly its football team to lubbock
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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm gonna assume this guy has much credibility
as his fellow Eer who, in 2003, offered a rock-solid guarantee that as soon as Miami, SU and BC were announced as ACC members, VT and WVU were SEC-bound.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
If that's true, then Pitt has taken on the character traits of Todd Graham permanently
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totally random question: a new friend just gave me a pocketwatch. how often do i wind it, and how many winds to i wind it each time?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 4:31 PM EST reply actions
If you have an awesome warranty
re-watch the Orange Bowl and wind it once every time West Virginia scores against Clemson.
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 23, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
Seems like more of an old friend gift.
I’d be suspicious if I were you.
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Every time an UGA dies
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Wouldn't that strain the spring inside?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
just once, so it's running when you get to the pawnshop
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 23, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Can you go back in time like Phineas Bogg with it?

by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 23, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Is that a watch or a compact? So NO
I was hoping for animated version of The Girl, The Goldwatch, and Everything
scrappy
by Honka Playboy on Jan 23, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
/Obscure Action League Now! reference
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
Did it come with a top hat?
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how old is it?
go get the mainspring checked first thing if it’s an old one. many of them have life timers. don’t wind it too tightly- three times should be enough. Is it a tourbillon?
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pretty sure it is new. friend mentiond "having it shipped from hong kong"
i just wanted to avoid breaking it.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
if it is pretty new you are in good shape- those are hard to overwind
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what's the make?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
OT but what the fuck is this Dan Le Batard show?
watched about 3 minutes of it, and it seems like a fucking train wreck!
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Have not seen, but his radio show is pretty good.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 23, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
It"s him and his dad yelling consistently,
and it’s hard to understand cause the old man’s accent
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I've only seen it once . . .
. . . but as best I could tell, his dad completely makes the show. Otherwise, it’s indistinguishable from threeve other sports talk shows on cable. And, after living in DC for 20 years, I guess I’m impervious to accents.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
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Hey, I have an accent in every language i speak, including my native hungarian anymore.
Just that constant yelling probably makes it worse, and it gets old pretty fast.
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Chip singing this today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL9ihXiFAko
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FELA!
Scored some tickets to see the Broadway touring group in Detroit.
Now to listen to some 25 minute Afrobeat songs.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
"in Detroit" - That's where they got ya.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 23, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
But, but, FELA!
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Is that the singular for Cats?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
I'm thinking more along the lines of
"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.
It was fantastic."
-Toyama Koichi, US Presidential candidate from Japan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZqOkeYbB0
Actual football content....
Anybody watching Senior Bowl practices on the NFL network this week?
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WE MUST PROTECT THIS PARKING SPACE!
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More like THESE FIVE VERY DESIREABLE PARKING SPACES!
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maybe you get free wicking shirt?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
I will definitely wander by and demand free shit at some point.
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WOOOO
Won’t be around la hellbeasta this weekend at all.
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 5:13 PM EST reply actions
Excellent.
This because you’re going somewhere, she is, he is, or they both are?
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
I am
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
going to vegas?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
Remember, what happens in Vegas stays at your doctor's office.
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K-State apparently interviewing Air Force DC Matt Wallerstedt
Who happens to be a KSU grad.
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RHODES SCHOLAR NATCHUNUL CHAMPIONS PAWWLL
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
only for publice schools.
/not sure if it still applies.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
No, no, it's "everything" scholar national champions
We don’t have the most of ANY of the big scholarships, we just have enough of all of them to have more of them combined than all other public schools.
It’s the Goldwater that really boosts our numbers, though. Only Princeton, Harvard, and Duke have more, and even Princeton’s only had seven more than us.
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and crop judging.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
WE HATE IOWA
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
I like Iowa relative to other B1G teams
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
No, that's the Corn Palace
and it’s in South Dakota.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
they really need to increase the size of that scholarship.
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Well, K-State has sort of a homecourt advantage for the Truman.
But the numbers are impressive.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
THAT S DONT EVEN STAND FOR NUTHIN PAWWWLLLLLL
IMMA HANG UP AN’ VOTE DEWEY
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
HEY PAWWWLLL, YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME THAT DRUNK KID RUBBED HIS FACE IN THAT GUYS CROTCH AT THE KRYSTALS, PAWWWWWLLL???
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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HE WUZ JUST AIRIN' OUT HIS JUNK LAHK WE ALL DO PAWWWWLLLL. THE BASTARD SET HIM UP.
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THEY'S JUST MAD CAWS WE CAN UHFORD PANTS
TO TAKE OFF PAWWWWWLLLLLL
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions
Truman is from MO, or is there another reason we should have a homecourt advantage?
Eisenhower was born in TX but raised in Abilene, KS about 1/2 hour west of Manhappiness.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
Little Manhattan is about as close to the Truman homestead in Independence as any major college campus.
/ has been to the Truman library
// nice place
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KU and MU are both closer, although maybe they aren't a major college like K-State
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
I see what you did there.
My power towel approves.
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Not only that
but KSU’s public policy programs (which the Truman skews toward) are pretty well-regarded.
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Duke does well with them for similar reasons
They have an undergraduate major in public policy studies that is the de facto pre-law and pre-business program. (Duke doesn’t have an undergrad B-school.)
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Uh-oh.
Incoming from GameFly: Arkham City and Skyrim.
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It was a good run.
Farewell, Jon.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
Gorramit, CMU library.
I leave my office at 5:05, walk home, get home at 5:20 and have an email saying I had ten books to pick up on loan from the library. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEG.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:10 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for Firefly reference
Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
What?
I’ve never seen Firefly, so it was unintentional.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
You should correct this error.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions
How the hell can you say "Gorramit" and have never seen Firefly?
And I agree with Anon_the_younger, you must see it soon. Fantastic show.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Probably picked it up from us...
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HEY PAWWWWWLLLL, CAN YOU TELL US ALL ABOUT THE TIME THAT AW-BARN WAS RELEVANT, PAWWWWLLLLL?
IMMA HANG UP AND LISTEN.
Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
In the last thirteen months
Auburn has won two major titles to Alabama’s one.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nice spin. Your own message boards approve.
Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
Why is that?
Are K-State sites particularly agnostic about recognizing excellence in trolling?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
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What?
It’s true. They’ve both won the BCS title in the last thirteen months, but Auburn’s got a Fulmer Cup and YOU DON’T SUCKER.
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Fulmer Cup > BCS
We still haven’t had a repeat champ, and little guys can compete and win with the big boys.
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Touche.
I rallied for the moniker to be changed to the Barner Cup. I mean seriously, who is EVER going to top that off-season debacle.
Auburn’s Fulmer Cup victory drips of Street Cred. Nick Saban just drips of BCS trophies.
Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.
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And the 2008 Fulmer Cup
Since the shit he doesn’t have time for apparently includes “making sure my players don’t sell cocaine to undercover cops five times.”
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/08/27/fulmer-cup-coronation-ceremony/
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Didn't we hit the Switzer Slam?
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, but don't bring that up.
Bammers will take credit for enabling Barners to win the Haterz Trophy.
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Don't worry
Barn-U can keep the Fulmer Cup. We don’t want to look like Over Achievers.
Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
That's really kind of you
Figured that after the BCS snooze fest and Trent Richardson’s Heisman, you’d be looking to replicate the treble.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
You keep saying it's boring, as if it matters.
/that’s all you’ve got?
Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
You can always let us know when you win your division.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Well, in fairness . .
. . . I hear that the game (which I, like approximately 315 million other Americans, did not watch) was better than your lame schtick this afternoon.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Awww, you sound upset.
Take a moment. It’s ok.
Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
I am.
I chose EDSBS because the commenters are supposed to be smart, not tired-ass rehashes of shit I could read on RTR.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Your mom.
Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
. . . also thought that game sucked.
But thanks for asking.
(Seriously, Devil Mom probably watches more CFB than I do.)
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Paging Alabama fans who aren't irritating. Alabama fans who aren't irritating to the white courtesy phone please.
/nobody answers
//gothlaw’s busy elsewhere
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I haz a sad.
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You're aight.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions
Also we won an SEC championship. And an SEC West championship.
And a Heisman.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions
And who hasn't?
Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
Oh ya, the Mississippi Schools. Ok, you're better than they are. Congrats.
Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
Um. in the last 13 months?
Only Auburn and LSU have won SEC titles and SEC West titles. Maffs.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions
Who gives a fucks about the last 13 months? That's your measuring stick of good? Jesus.
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So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
Read upthread to where jonfmorse said something about the last 13 months
and how my reply follows that in the thread.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
You said it man.
Nobody mess with the Jesus.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
Who gives a fuck about Alabama?
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Exactly one person in this subthread.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
Your mom.
(Deja Vu)
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Nope, sorry.
Mom’s an OU fan.
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Really? I bet 2003 was a cold Christmas.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
MUAHAHAHAHAH
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You know who else is still running?
Daniel Thomas and Brandon Banks.
/ducks
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You know what I like best about that box score?
Collin Klein 16 Yd Pass from Grant Gregory (Josh Cherry Kick) 0 38
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Don't forget Rock Cartwright.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
Michael Bishop too
..oh wait..thats a fumble!
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
Wasn't that the same year Texas A&M gained 85 yards against K-State?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
I believe that was 97
I know we had negative rushing yards that game
But all in all, it was a great series/rivalry
96 – KSU manages to hold on at the last second at Kyle
97 – KSU dominates
98 – A&M wins Big 12 in huge comeback
00 – A&M beats KSU at Kyle
01 – A&M wins in Manhattan (thanks to 2 defensive scores)
04 – A&M wins at Kyle
05 – A&M wins a close one
08 – A&M loses to a Prince
09 – What in the blue fuck? SHERMAN RAEG!!!
11 – Shermanated in OT
So by that count its 5-5 with 2 games going to OT and each side winning one. KSU fans were always class. I will miss playing you guys.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
/grudging
It was. And you guys wouldn’t have anything to be ashamed about even if Bishop hadn’t fumbled.
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I could not remember which year we played at home.
And who knows maybe we will have a game sometime in the future, maybe in Dallas.
Bet that would be fun.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
LSU had a better winning percentage this year than Bama.
As did Houston.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
And LSU played a tougher schedule.
Although admittedly, playing Alabama twice kinda brings it down.
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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Ans Bama's sophomore QB threw for more yards in less than one half vs LSU
than LSU gained the whole freakin game. Keep your winning %. It doesn’t look as nice in the trophy case.
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
how about scoring a TD vs. LSU in all of 2011?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
Princeton, for starters.
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Or Notre Dame.
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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BYU
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
Utah, OTOH, claims an SEC West title.
Which year was that?
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Unfortunately, I believe that was The Year That Didn't Happen, wasn't it?
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Oh, capital.
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ok...rec'd cause ND sucks.
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So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
I thought this was an SEC title joke.
And I was impressed.
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I said MAJOR titles, duh.
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None of Auburn's were logical shams either.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
If a tree falls in the forest, etc.
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/01/alabama-lsu_produces_lowest_tv.html
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THERE THEY GO WITH DEM TREES AGIN PAWLLL
THEY WER GONNA DIE ANYWAY
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure this had nothing to do with it being on cable, either.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
And that was a more exciting game.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Not the same. Everyone wanted to see Auburn play for a National Championship in Technacolor.
Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
IT HAD BEEN SO LOOOONG, PAWWWWWWLLLLLL!!!!
Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
Yep... because there are 3.1 million more Auburn fans than Alabama fans.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Just wait till Rutgers makes the MNC game.
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WHen you have an attendance over 3 million, who cares about ratings?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
NONE OF THE TICKET SALES
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
Who in Alabama has a little brother complex again? That's what I thought.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sorry, did my arrogance confuse you?
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Cool story, bammer.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions
What the fuck are you trying to do here?
Boasting about your national championship? Good for you guys. That was three weeks ago. No one gives a shit.
Making fun of Auburn? Little brother complex much?
Step away from the keyboard, have a couple of beers, and comeback when you have some clever material. Or don’t. That might be preferable to all of us.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Nice reply fail.
Look, I said something to piss off the Aubs. It worked. Recognize it for what it is, and don’t get your pantaloons in a wad.
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No, you said something which pissed off...
let’s see, a Miami (OH) guy, two K-State guys, and someone with a Central Michigan avatar.
OOPS.
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I wasn't assuming you were pissed off.
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Paging Nick P, Nick to the white courtesy phone please, Nick to the white courtesy phone.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK
YOU
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I hate to say this, but I'm also a K-State guy.
Almost my entire family (except myself) went there. Cousins played there. EMAW.
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So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
Well.
In that case.
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I just arrived. Totally don't care.
/stillnoAuburnguyspissedoff
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I'm less than thrilled.
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Also UGA/Hofstra
So I guess that is half East Auburn?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
Wasn't a reply fail
Yeah, it’s pissing us off, but not for the reasons you think.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
My apologies, Homer.
Sincere apology is sincere. Can’t we all just get along?
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So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
Obviously, your handle is a reference to going
“WAHOO, AUBURN!”
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too bad that in the history of college football, "Not Alabama" has almost as many national titles as Alabama itself does.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
THEY'S ARNJ AN' BLUE THAS CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ME PAWWWLLLLLL
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
YOU ROOT FOR HATERZ JUST LIKE THE REST OF US NONBELIEVERS
I’MMA HANG UP AND LISSEN.
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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We've had a bunch of Bama fans come over here to, for lack of a better word, gloat.
I think most of us here do not mind trolls, but clever trolls are the best and keeps people amused.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
McCommish, realize that "clever" and witty is the litmus test to the guys who pull for these Brand-X schools.
Witty and clever is all that matters, cause that’s all they’ll ever have.
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
I think al.com is over that way
hang a right at the dumpster, then go 300 yards past the slop piles.
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Unlike other sad souls who stare at this great board literally 24/7,
I actually have a life, and thus maybe :30 a week at most to waste on CFB blogs. It’s the quality of abuse victims, not quantity.
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
You might want to actually commence abusing people, then
because so far all you’ve induced is sympathetic giggles.
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Why so serious? We all need time to laugh at life.
At ourselves, at our neighbors, or any random Auburn fans in general.
If blog commentary ever raises blood pressure, it’s time to unplug/drank/pray/shoot something……
Just got home from seeing the 4d ultrasound of my second son, due in April. Amazing stuff. so I’m in a don’t give rip kinda mellow mood…
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Probly an Elijah David, hopefully an Auburn fan for my wife's sake
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WHY SO SERIOUS GUY?
HUH? HUH? WHY SO SERIOUS? ONLY MORONS GET SERIOUS ABOUT ANYTHING! WHY SO SERIOUS? IF YOU’RE SERIOUS, THAT’S BAD, NEVER BE SERIOUS ABOUT ANYTHING? BRO SO SERIOUS? BRO, CALM DOWN BRO! BRO YOU STUPID BRO!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Come on, Nick.
You know Alabama fans never take anything, especially football, seriously.
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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hey! They're pretty serious about Horticulture!
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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
this is the kind of trolling we like
subtle
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Well considering the joke of a NCG game this year...
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
I think if the NFL is serious about revenue they should consider moving a Rust Belt team.
Maybe Detroit or Indianapolis to L.A. or Austin/San Antonio area?
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lol?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
Not sure if completely serious
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
wait what?
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
I don't care if you're serious they should do this
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Yeah, because none of those teams makes them ANY money, at all
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LA is a shitty pro sports town
An Austin and San Antonio are all Cowboys fans.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
even if LA is a shitty sports town, they would make more money.
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The teams mentioned make money though
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
that doesn't matter. you lose money by not maximizing,
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Right, but you should move the least valuable team there-
Jags, Panthers, Seahawks, etc.
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Charlotte, Jax, and Seattle are theoretically bigger markets than Detroit .
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Yet they make horrible money
Because the market is not good for pro football.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Oklahoma City seems to have a solid base.
Maybe the Seahawks would work better there.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Too many Cowboys fans.
Hell, the Texans are having trouble getting market penetration because of the Cowboys empire.
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And they're not hemorrhaging people.
Of course, I don’t actually believe this. I just swore that any time someone tried to start a fight about the NC game this year, I would deflect it with an unrelated piece of sports controversy. You should’ve seen the fight over the DH a month ago.
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Lubbock Pirates?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Destroyed by Craig James.
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The Gary Pirates has a certain cache to it
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
i would not wish gary on my worst enemies
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
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by dudebrabroman on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
AND THEY WOULD MAKE MORE MONEY IF THE STADIUM WERE FUCKING EMPTY BECAUSE EVEN THE PUBLIC ACCESS STATIONS ARE LOADED WITH CASH
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I believe that the LA CBS and Fox affiliates are actively trying to keep teams away-
because they can show basically any games they want now.
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not really true- you're stuck with KC, AZ, OAK, and SF
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I thought the NFL didn't do "secondary markets" like MLB did...
huh
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those aren't considered secondary markets
/MOAR OAKLAND RAIDERS. MOAR.
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KC?
Has LA become a hotbed of Chiefs fandom?
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I DONT GET IT EITHER IT BLOWS
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...
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Congratulations on the upcoming birth.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
/checks watch
Hey, look at that! You’ve hit your allotted 30 minutes! Door’s that way, go back to farking images of Bear Bryant delivering your firstborn child
Man, you really rubbed that one in our faces.
by Erik T on Jan 23, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
perhaps you could take a couple minutes off though
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Woah ho ho
Look at you, Mr. Big Shot. What’s the sun like, I’ve never seen it?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
I think what Dick needs
is some “haha, I trolled you all!!! (sobbing uncontrollably)” jpg action.
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EVERYONE JUST NEEDS TO SHUT UP AND ANSWER THE SIMPLY Q
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
TUA
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It's big, orange, and tends to disappear about 7 pm in Ohio.
So you should recognize it.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FTFY
It’s big, orange, and tends to disappear about 7 pm am in Ohio.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
November- ooooh, the sun stayed late this year!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
mild winter
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
A Gator TE heading off to the endzone?
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
/EXCEPT IN COLUMBUS
I swear the sun has never risen in Columbus Ohio; that is one dark, gloomy place
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Columbus has great weather in September and October...
as well as for 2 random days in February, plus half of April, all of May, and half of June
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
you're welcome
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Claims he spends 30 minutes a week on football blogs
/Really only spends 9
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Damn! Why didn't *I* think of getting one of those?
/ mdwm
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
If you hit the flophouses, you've gone too far
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
A-ha! I knew this sounded familiar:
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Your rec.
Enjoy it
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
I have an analogy.
Imagine an episode of Cheers where some guy comes in and grabs Diane’s ass, calls Norm a fatass, tells Sam he’s a washed-up loser, and then on the way out comes up with the genius-level retort, “At least I don’t hang out in a bar.”
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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
I would be more nuanced and pointless with my posts here, but I seriously don't have the time
Good night, fellas. Got a 21 mo-old that needs a diaper change, a bunch of dirty dishes to clean, a pregnant wife that needs a backrub, and Dr. Suess waiting on me.
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
You say this as if no one else here has responsibility
God you suck.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
PAWWLLLL I went on and finished mah edukashien at the school these ne'erdowells don't have that responsibility bearing down on them.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
I've got to go too.
I have to go work out some kinks in my unified field theory. While I’m at it I might cure AIDS. Then, for a night cap, I’m going to have sex with seven supermodels (one from every continent) in a swimming pool made of money.
I would stay away from any girl born and raised in Antarctica
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
...

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
no I really think the clip this movie from is about girls who were also ice spiders from another planet who killed dudes by screwing them
like a cutrate cleaned up “Species”
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Man oh man.
These are the things a national championship in CFB provides a fanbase?!?
I’ve been missing out.
the dividends of the 1975 NIT championship, my friend
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I already did all that this afternoon while you losers were driving home from work.
Unfortunately, my cat disconnected my external drive, so I have to do it all over again from memory, but since I’m going senile it may not work out.
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I tried to chew gum and type at the same time.
It didn’t go so well.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
To quote Sports Night (Aaron Sorkin's best writing):
“This morning I woke up and didn’t put my hand in a blender. I’d say the day’s a success so far.”
always meant to watch that show.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Imagine if Studio 60 had been good.
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Branding of the name?
ND MBA speak?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
I don't even know what you're replying to at this point to make a joke.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He said we were fans of Brand-X schools.
I don’t even know my brain is a little melted at the moment.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
we're all Xavier fans?
thanks but no.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
Brand-X as in social comparison literature stuff? I'll buy it. But NDNation don't strike me as Marketing MBA's as much as HR MBA's/
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
You know too much about the subtypes of MBAs...Not sure whether to trust you now.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
dude really most of us are brand-x schools
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
This shit again?
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Make you just that much more excited for Dallas, doesn't it?
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Roll Damn Shoelace.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
lulz
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
alabama vs usc
My ultimate meteor/nuke game
by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 7:04 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
That would be so awesome
All the ratings
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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I love Waffle House
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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I do to, but that story is great
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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I stopped going there after my sophomore year at Auburn
when a large, intoxicated black man grabbed my genitals at 3 AM after the Arkansas game.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sorry about that, too.
Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
Oh. Well. Nice to have met you.
Next time, just shake my hand though.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Understood.
We Bammers are genital confused. Roll the tape, PAWWWWWLLLLLL.
Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
Well at least he wasnt a Bama fan.
He would have used his own genitals to torment you.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions
I hate Krystal and I was sober, thankfully.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
Why? It's the perfect 3am "drunk as fuck and think hungry as hell" food
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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Well for starters we don't have one in Mount Pleasant.
But meh. That whole incident ruined it for me. If I’m drunk I usually go to Jimmy John’s.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
they do have cookout in Spartanburg
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
WHOOOO GIANT PEACH THAT LOOKS LIKE A VAGINA NATIONAL CHAMPEEEENNNNNSSSSSSS PAWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Chip Kelly announces he's staying at Oregon

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 6:57 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Ovechkin gets suspended for three games while Michalek gets nothing.
I sense butthurt in the DC region.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
I'm loving my Twitter activity right now.
All the non-ironic retweets and replies? All the non-ironic retweets and replies.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 23, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions
/Capitals lose in 2nd Round
//Capitals lose in 2nd Round
///Capitals lose in 2nd Round
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
/Purdue loses in 2nd round
//Purdue loses in 2nd round
///Purdue loses in 2nd round
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions
/Hummell tears ACL
//Hummell tears ACL
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
hey
Good afternoon. Don’t ask me about our basketball team
by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 7:06 PM EST via mobile reply actions
?

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
this fits every sport at UCLA
the baseball team, the football team, the soccer team….
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The Debate team...the Anti-Venereal Disease Team...
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
No Mora tears
the ‘I got my job because of my NFL Dad’ monopoly is over!
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
The bowl-ban monopoly in Los Angeles is officially over
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
hey, at least you're co-champs with ohio state in the "Chanting Things That Are Four Letters Long" Team Competition.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ha.
Jets fans lose again.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Ben Howland is so, so great you guys
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Guys, I've got to add to the bad news that's been hitting lately
I lost my mom this morning in a car-meets-semi accident.
Today’s been all sorts of crazy.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
Condolences and prayers.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions
...
Shit, man. So sorry to hear. Prayers going out.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
So sorry for your loss.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Condolences and best wishes to you and yours.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Sorry for your loss
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
Whoa. Condolences, man.
No one should have to go through that.. Very sorry to hear.
Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
condolences
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
oh no.
if there is anything us commenters can do, you just have to let us know.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
Oh no.
Prayers and condolences to you and your family.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
:/
Sorry dude.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, holy shit, no.
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I almost lost mine in similar fashion 17 years ago.
Hang in there bro. Prayers.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
That is awful
Condolences
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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I am so sorry.
You will be in my thoughts.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
So many thoughts and prayers and hugs your way man
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
so sorry about your loss.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Wow.
I’m so sorry. Your EDSBS friends love you.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
Thoughts and prayers, bud
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Prayers for you and your family.
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
Ugh shit.
Sorry to hear that. Hope things get worked out for you and your family.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
oh ZTA.... thanks for the memories
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
NOW...IMMA LET YOU FINISH...
but ’Bama sorority girls have the worst rap video, OF ALL TIME.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4LTeoe-eSE
Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
I've seen that one
My roommates gf is an ex ADP there
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Honestly, they're both garbage. White girls have no street cred. Word.
Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
I made it through a minute of the video.
That was not good.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
Thats one of the most pathetic things Ive ever seen
And Im an ACC football fan
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
20 seconds in and we already have egregious autotune and planking.
poor planking at that.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions
What The Fuck was that?
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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We all know that Ted Roof isn't an offensive coordinator. What the Scot Loeffler hire pressupposes is . . . what if he was?
I’m not optimistic.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
Annnd rec.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
He can develop quarterbacks.
I’m not convinced Ted Roof could develop diabetes if you pumped Coke into his veins 24/7 for his entire life.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HEY HEY HEY I TRIED THAT ONCE

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
I don't get him as a hire.
But I’m no fan of AU, either. I figure someone’s gotta have a plan, right? It can’t be as bad as it looks? Right?
Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
But...
My Auburn friends assure me this is the most brilliant hire Auburn’s ever made, ever.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Sorry dude. That honor goes to Cam Newton.
Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
...I haven't heard anyone say that.
I wanted Mazzone or an Air Raid guy.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not gonna say which blog
But there is one that is touting this move as brilliant. I don’t think it’s as bad as you think or as good as they think.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
My great hope in this hire is that they found a guy like McElwain who doesn't win a lot of games but rarely loses them and does enough to let the defense win.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
I did find
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
Hope is a dangerous thing.
Hope can drive a fan insane. It’s got no place at Auburn. You better get used to that idea.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
? can keep him thx.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
I swear I'm not trying to get into a pissing contest here.
I swear it. But I disagree; Auburn under Chizik has been offensive minded. McElwain could be mediocre because those two defenses were not just good, but elite. I think Auburn’s going to go the Texas route- decent defense, and an offense that revolves around having a star under center. If y’all can pick up the recruiting again, it’s going to be a system that’ll work, though it may take a couple years.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Sounds like fans of a school an 1.5 hours east of Manhattan about their new head coach.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
The Atlantic Ocean?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
If only KU was there.
/sigh
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
I guess Long Island on a bad day on the bridges? so Hofstra?
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Not sure what our Med School dean's name is or if we hired a new one.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
Stony Brook?
WOO
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...

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GOD YOU DUMBASS
Everyone knows that Islip is 1.5 hours east of Manhattan.
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Sorry...Im sure there high school and/or junior college and/or middle school should be thrilled about their new coach
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah at two in the morning with no traffic on the Belt or LIE
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
Montauk has a team now?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Are you driving at ESS EEE SEE SPEED?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
I thought about it after I posted. Maybe Adelphi?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
There's a college football team at LaGuardia?
Did they get stuck waiting for the Delta Shuttle, too.
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Quarterbacks under Loeffler at Michigan:
Brian Griese, Tom Brady, Drew Henson, John Navarre, Chad Henne.
All went to the NFL, at least briefly. Three became starters. One became Tom Brady.
His offense wasn’t necessarily interesting, but it was usually competent.
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I've been trying to decide how much credit we give him for those guys. Navarre and Henne I buy but my impression is that he just rode the pine with Brady after an injury.
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And Brady wasn't Brady till he had been under Belichick
And Bledsoe for a while.
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Obligatory:

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
I am firmly on Team Peyton Manning For MVP.
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I hadn't seen this
But I think we can agree the argument on who the better QB is is settled.
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It's a KSK thing but one of the better KSK images I've seen.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
You say it's sarcasm.
I say it’s a verbatim quote from someone in Notre Dame’s athletic department offices before they wrote him a check.
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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
IT WAS ALL THE WORK OF JOSH MCDANIELS
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
Brady still thinks enough of him to work with him every offseason.
That’s enough for me to know he’s trusted. Hate him or not (and I don’t care for him), but Tawmy is a pretty damn good QB. I also read somewhere that he called most of the plays in the Sugar Bowl against Cincy. I think he’s an unproven hire as an OC with great potential, but excellent hire as a QB coach.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
Where's Nick when you need him?
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certainly ought to be watching the SU-Cinci game
That’s what I’d be doing now, except for jerb in Pacific time zone…
Woah....
Cincy is winning?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
only because the refs hate Syracuse
amirite Petrille?
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
THE GIANTS NEVER COMMIT PENALTIES
AND A PENALTY IS COMMITTED AGAINST THEM ON EVERY PLAY. ALSO ELI MANNING IS AS GOOD AS TOM BRADY.
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EVERYBODY HITS GIRLS AND SMEARS THEIR OWN BLOOD ON THEM ITS TOTALLY OK
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...whoa, what?
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Fab Melo ladies and gents
http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2011/06/syracuse_university_basketball_4.html
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He just needs someone like Coach K
to teach him to take out his anger and aggression by slapping the deck
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
or like calipari to teach him how to properly break and enter into houses in the really, really bad part of durham and miraculously not get shot by the inhabitants
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I was really hoping it was a Game of Thrones reference...
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and an argument where Nick said: Everybody does it it's not a big deal
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This is because Nick is prone to fits of insanity and has 3 inch thick panes of orange glass welded to his ocular sockets
why does every subthread today end up being about people being covered in bodily fluids not their own?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
art imitates life
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phrasing?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
You're right
So, we all officially hate the shit out of Georgia and New Mexico now, and shall demonize their programs thusly, correct?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
correct!
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No.
Jim Boeheim has never coached at either school.
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what was the story with Georgia?
New Mexico fired their offender
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
...
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
i still can't get over that
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
should i be concerned that my first thought was 'is the hitter's blood being smeared or the girl's blood?'
and that a distant second thought was “wait… what?”
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
I read that as "hitler's blood being smeared..."
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
me too.....
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
Sounds like part of weird rituals that Nick Saban does in his basement.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 23, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Basement? Please.
Downtown Northport, with the Red Elephant Club assisting.
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I knew I saw Saban snooping around in Argentina
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
Herr Gobbles?

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
from orange basketball to domestic abuse to hitler to cute thanksgiving nazi animals.
you folks are just wow.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
She works at the CITGO near my old job
God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.
This is really beginning to piss me the fuck off.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
GUYS ALERT THE AUTHORITIES NICK IS MAD ABOUT SOMETHING OR OTHER.
CALL IN THE NATIONAL GUARD
by emc503 on Jan 23, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No, I'm legitimately mad
Because I’m being told I endorse domestic abuse. I’m not even joking around, I am incredibly fucking pissed at Londonjoe right now.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
always need to remember
when I think Big East refs are going into ‘we hate Syracuse’ mode, I’m a shameless Orange homer and probably not being objective. This is sometimes always difficult.
I think you're doing your complete shitshow series of games early this year
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Syracuse lacks...FABULOUS?

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
Clinton Portis has really gone off the deep end.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
rec'd
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If that's Cee-Lo, I want to hit you so hard
If it’s not, then, I still want to.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
It's Cee-lo
Why you want to hit me?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
Because I despise him so much
And because I have violence issues
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
Why?
The Cee-Lo part; I know why about the violence thing
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions
Just not my cup of tea
That’s why I said I hate him, not he sucks
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
I love Cee Lo.
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
What?
Did you see him driving around town with the girl you love?
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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
touched what you never touch before? seen what you never seen before?
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
AND I'M LIKE FUCK YOU
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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
yes. yes it is. I saw him at Davidson like 6 years ago
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woo go bearcats
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
...

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Tebow Withdrawal Symptoms Dept
No one has asked this today: What does Tebow think about the latest college footbaw developments? (Paterno, Chip “The Lip” Kelly)
No one has asked this
because ESPN knows they would be lynched if they try and cram moar Tebow down our throats.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
I give fewer fucks about what Tebow thinks about these things
than Paul Johnson gives about anything.
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You just gave me the worst realization ever...
Tebow’s going to end up doing commentary, isn’t he?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
halftime show.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
He respectfully declined so far
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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"That throwing motion is way better than mine ever was."
“Tim, that was a pass thrown by the halfback.”
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I'd prefer him to end up like Simms
“I WAS THE BEST EVER AND I SHOULD BE THE QB OF THE GIANTS THIS MINUTE BOY HOWDY THOSE JETS ARE GREAT” /jets lose
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Don't forget that his son (not that one, the other one) is one of the best quarterbacks in the SEC.
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I WILL FIGHT YOU (supposedly, but lots of people say they saw it)
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It is a blitz
/4 guys rush.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
Halftime commentary for the Super Bowl??????
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
He was asked by CBS for the AFC championship and declined.
He seems smarter than those ass clowns and hopefully will do the same thing with the Super Bowl too
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30' 3 point shot by Bearcat, nuthin but net.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:38 PM EST reply actions
I have been a steamroller of productivity tonight
Then..EDSBS
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 7:38 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
I would like to see a certain Commenter's reaction should Syracuse lose to Cincy tonight
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
Eh, I'd be okay with it.
Thanks for asking, though.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 23, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
But shes so loud and obnoxious and always thinks the whole world is conspiring against her teams
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
I do that for UK football.
Notice I have never disappeared
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You were noticeably absent following the last two losses to Florida
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
I think I was here
Though I’ve only been here a year
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
The point was that Florida sucks
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
Touche
“inferior team” not sure if Florida inferior to UK….
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
we'll miss you march 13
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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hrm?
Don’t see anything of consequence scheduled for March 12 (no lacrosse, and that’s a Monday, so no NCAA tournament game).
first round is 13-14
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and?
Even if the Orange lost nearly all their remaining games and were actually playing then (which, y’know, is impossible), that would mean you’d miss me on the 14th or 15th.
oh... oh right there's the expanded field this year. that's right.
nevermind
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I am having too much fun with the Syracuse-Fab Melo-Fabulous thing
going to see if I can find a good Fab picture to make fabulous.
/entertained for days
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
...

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Lacks the necessary spice ya know?
Needs crazy hand gestures or something.
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
(look at the name of the guy next to him)
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SOON
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"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
Is Florida the most successful program
To never have produced a great NFL QB?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Objection.

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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Alabama
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And Stabler and Starr, who were both better than Namath.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Stabler yes. Starr really?
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The entire state of Wisconsin will be chasing you with pitchforks now.
Don’t worry, you can outrun them.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
I don't think there are enough cardiologists in the whole damn world to stop the coming catastrophe
Starr was actually really, really good
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Big 10 Speed
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
great pro quarterback? go look at the numbers
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Great PRO?
Given how so many of the greats have come from obscure college teams…this would be a tough call.
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
Neither Dickey or Grogan are pro HOF QB's.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
neither is Kenny Stabler because the voters are assclowns
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Can't tell if trolling...
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Art Schlister would have won every superbowl in the '90s and passed for 150,000 yards
if not for the ponies.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
Art Schlister still owes me money
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
Probably the correct answer...
Texas, Nebraska, or Oklahoma(Aikman counts for UCLA) have somebody that I’m forgetting?
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I was thinking Oklahoma
But not sure on the Aikman thing.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Jason White says he's a successful NFL quarterback
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
so does Sam Bradford
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I was putting him in the "too soon to tell" pile,
but yeah, that puts them above OSU
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i'm just surprised that no one has yet called troy smith or terrell pryor "pro QBs" during their time in Columbus
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
I was thinking the same thing, but wanted to see how long it would last...
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Thank God Chris Weinke was an All-Pro quarterback
/shifty eyes.gif
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Wait Charlie Ward!
OH THATS RIGHT
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Texas had Bobby Layne.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
There we go- Texas is off the list
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Not Kentucky (yay)
WOOHOO!
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Nobody curious?
Babe Parilli and George Blanda
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
I knew Blanda off the top of my head.
Parilli too though. Huh.
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I think we were all chuckling at "most successful".
Sorry
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I usually go for the self-depreciating humour
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Unitas?
Other than that….Nothing.
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
DUDE CHRIS REDMAN
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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
MAY LEFORS BE WITH YOU.
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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Brian Brohm had a cup of coffee in the NFL.
by ElRocco337 on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So did Lorenzon
along with a couple ho-hos and a box of krispy kremes
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
/laughter
/lots of it
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Not disagreeing
I just meant Unitas was their only one
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
Tim Couch says hi
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
/Gets sacked while waving hello
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
/Browns fans everywhere sob
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/again
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
At least baseball season is coming and the Indians look like a conten....
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
GRADY SIZEMORE TAKES GRADY SIZEMORE'S KNEE TO THE KNEE
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
GRADY SIZEMORE TAKES HIS TALENTS TO MYRTLE BEACH
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
FAUSTO CARMONA IS TAKING HIS TALENTS TO CLEVELAND. THE REAL FAUSTO CARMONA.
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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
UGUETH URBINA TAKES HIS TALENTS TO THE UNDERGROUND ECONOMY
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
ALBERT BELLE TAKES HIS TALENTS TO BASKIN ROBBINS
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
KENNY LOFTON TAKES HIS TALENTS TO A WORMHOLE BECAUSE SERIOUSLY HOW DO YOU PLAY FOR SO MANY TEAMS N SUCH LITTLE TIME?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
CHARLIE SHEEN TAKES HIS TALENTS TO...OH SHIT....THAT REALLY DIDNT HAPPEN?...NEVERMIND
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
CLIFF LEE IS TAKING HIS TALENTS TO DFW WITH THE KIDS, YOUR CREDIT CARDS, AND ALL YOUR LONG SHATTERED HOPES AND DREAMS
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ROBIN VENTURA IS TAKING HIS TALENTS TO NOLAN RYAN'S KNUCKLES
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck Cliff Lee.
Also, thank you Cliff Lee.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
/PHILLIES SIGN ANOTHER $20 MILLION FREE AGENT
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
//PHILLIES ARE NOT THE YANKEES OF THE NL AND THOSE ARE NOT THE DROIDS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
///PHILLIES SIGN PRINCE FIELDER FOR $200 MILLION OVER 8 YEARS TO BE RYAN HOWARDS BACKUP
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
////PRINCE FIELDER EATS THROUGH THE ENTIRE STATE OF INDIANA'S RANCH BUDGET OUT OF NOWHERE
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
we can't really say that's his fault though
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/Tim Couch hands you a resume while saying 'Hi"
//
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
This is the point in time that I tell everyone I have a Tim Couch Browns jersey.
And he has a hot wife… go ahead, google her.
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I had one as well
and yes, yes she is
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I can't find mine...
but I think the Kevin Johnson jersey is still around my parents’ house, somewhere
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I have a nice exacta with it and a David Carr jersey.
I just need one more to complete the trifecta, and haven’t seen a Jamarcus Russell yet.
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I like to wear obscure player's jerseys to Pro games
Like the 4th string nickle package DB or the Practice Squad QB
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
you had a hot wife?
what a busy life you’ve lived.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
....

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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Oh, you've found Our Mrs PCSV. I misplaced her.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Really wish he hadn't wound up with the browns
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldnt mind losing my remote in her
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
/Does this
//Isn’t seen for rest of night
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
not really
Knew there were better programs than us whose best NFL QB was not as good as McNabb.
Are we counting Tom Brady?
Michigan.
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Nebraska, you fools.
Jerry Tagge and Vince Ferragamo are as good as we’ve ever done.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
SHITTY NFL QUARTERBACK NATIONAL CHAMPEENS PAWWWWL
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Brees and a mediocre Orton
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
texas high school football is truly amazing
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Bob Griese.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
At least this is better than Orangina
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
don't knock it if you haven't tried it.
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I had it with lunch sometime last week; it remains delicious, though their ad campaigns do their best to leave a bitter aftertaste.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
Too much bergamot...
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
I prefer the orange San Pelligrino.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
they stock that at Whole Foods now instead of Orangina because it has real sugar instead of HFCS. It's pretty good.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
The lemon flavor is alright too.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
/puts on list for next time I'm in Whole Foods.
/not sure when that will occur.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
mine is within walking distance
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That would be nice.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
/takes out loan before going to Whole Foods
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 23, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
//team Trader Joe's
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SO SAY WE ALL
And Harris Teeter
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
//Team Trader Joe's is worth it for liquor but their other products are about average with most decent supermarkets.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
No more expensive than some other places if you shop right.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Orangina is delicious.
Even better with vodka in it.
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I never got that far with Oran...
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
/Fry "can't tell if trolling" .jpg
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Forgot Gary Danielson
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
/Jim Everett throws a table cause you forgot about him
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Ok Chris.
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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
How the hell has this not been rec'd until now?
And why isn’t it green?
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't rec it, because I don't like Rome's shtick,
and I was glad he got his ass kicked, and I didn’t want to seem as though I was supporting anything Rome ever did.
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I supported him doing it
because it got his ass kicked.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
It was staged
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Aw come on, don't ruin that great moment for me.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
I wish this were a daily occurrance on the Jim Rome show
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
I wish that the Jim Rome Show was not a daily occurrence.
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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I fixed it
I wish that the Jim Rome Show was not a daily occurence
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Doesn't Purdue have the most Super Bowl QB's all-time?
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Purdue sent a spaceship to the moon filled with Super Bowl winning quarterbacks.
It was pretty awesome.
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was it constructed by Kerbals?
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Just the one.
But they got back anyway.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Most passing yards in the NFL.
Dunno about SBs. 3 different QBs have gotten at least one.
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I think that ties you with Bama for the most then.
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If you just created a team with Purdue quarterbacks and Ohio State everything else...youd really have something
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
USC?
/ducks
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
so far.... so far....
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maybe biggest bang for buck in terms of overhyped guys who absolutely torpedoed
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Maybe my phrasing was wrong.
I don’t mean elite guys, just guys who can actually start and be competent at it. I’d put Carson Palmer on that list.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Yeah I know
I was just joking because of “OMG USC QB”
/benched next year
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
Save a seat for Texas, please.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
You're right. Jevan Snead didn't pan out
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
Rodney Fucking Peete, thanks
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Im probably missing someone...but I cant think of any out of LSU that were any good
/Jamarcus Russell eats double down
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Um, Y.A. Tittle?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Forgive me for overlooking someone with the given name Yelberton
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
YA Tittle
Also, OSU is a better all-time program than LSU
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I never read that name without giggling
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
My high school Spanish teacher (a native Costa Rican) always spelled "Title" "Tittle"...generally causing uproarious giggles
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
Not true.
LSU has been a contender for the #1 program for all of college football’s glorious 10 year history.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
hey look, someone the Florida schools can point at and refer to as "nouveau riche"
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
someone on a computer nearby me is playing LET'S HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME
headphones PLEASE
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 7:52 PM EST reply actions
Try having your significant other do that.
Specifically for trolling purposes.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
Just lead him/her out to the nearest overpass
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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so many computers, no way of telling who it was
i think they realized it though….thank god
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
start smashing monitors and find out
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Damn you,
drink on my laptop
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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It was one of my go-to links in law school
When I wanted to make someone bust out laughing. Even without the audio.
Had to see a different one
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
Drop a net over the person's head, yell "CATCHPHRASE", and speed away on a motorcycle.
Score a point for gender equality.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you know me too well.
if only i had a motorcycle in the dude. and a net.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
if you had a motorcycle in the dude, i don't think you would need the net.
dude isn’t going anywhere after that.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
I am not a fan of FSU but Bernard James deserves good things
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I feel like hellbeast
I keep on eating but can’t get full
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:00 PM EST reply actions
phrasing
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
SHE EATS A LOT
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Everytime she gets up to go get food, one of us texts another
SHE MUST FEED. Her boyfriend never wonders why we giggle every time she goes to eat
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
start calling her cloverfield
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
And then everytime they go up to do it, we play the same game
But replace “She must feed” with Me Want Snu-Snu
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Call her "Jared Lorenzen"
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
I should totally shop her face on to his body
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
More like North Korea: Alabama, or Pennsylvania?
open viewing. Christ.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Just watch them build a masoleum and have his preserve body displayed in plexiglass in front of Beaver Stadium
Beaver Stadium. snrk. /is twelve
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Pennsylvania
If Saban has back to back 6-6 seasons, they’ll turn on him, loyalty be damned.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
PAWWWWWWWWLLLLL WUT ARE THEY DOIN LOSING TO THE NUMBER ONE TEAM IN THE COUNTRY
WE UPPOSED TO BE NUMBER ONE. SABAN AIN’T GETTIN THE JOB DONE.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Frank Solich is on line 2 sir
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
I never understood this.
But then again, we try to put our deceased in the ground within 24 hrs
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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I'm back from my History of Drugs and Alcohol class
You all may or may not be subjects in a paper I’m doing.
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would that be a reference i would list on my CV?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
That could compromise the study
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
Dude, give me a break. It's Saturday. I only drink on the weekends
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
Sometimes I wonder about my mother being on the internet when she posts stuff like this on Facebook

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:09 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Awesome..
Oregon loves you, Chip Kelly!
by gamedaytribe on Jan 23, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
because not everyone can splurge on a Taj Mahal like the Carrier Dome.
though really, UCincy’s basketball place is kinda not so great.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
Muse is probably suing the Army this second for lifting their bass line from uprising
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That was SDSUs entrance song last year
NOW TAKE TWO GUSSES AS TO WHAT IT IS. BET YOU NEED MORE BECAUSE IT IS SO FUCKING ORIGINAL
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
Seven Nation Army?
Yeah, probably.
A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.
We used to have Powerman5000
I don’t wanna talk about what we had the last couple of years.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
They lifted 1/4 of that song from the Doctor Who theme
Sooooooooooooooooooooo they can chill.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
Wait what?
What are we talking about? The army lifted something from Doctor Who?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
He's saying Muse lifted 1/4 of Uprising from the Doctor Who theme song,
and the Army lifted the baseline from Uprising for their commercial.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
So that's what just hit my computer
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
Twitter: gregory_forbes and my radio show at 2ndShort907
by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
/clank
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
Big and Fat Cincinnati player is big and fat
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
hard not to have 2nd and 3rd helpings when Skyline Chili sponsors the training table.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
Best not to have first helpings.
CHILI SHOULD NOT BE A MAUVE COLOR IN PICTURES
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Philander Chase's Sweatervest and this response both popped up at the exact same time for me
And it made me laugh quite a bit…
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Also he's awesome at the sucker punch
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions
there is no team I dislike more than Cincinnati. They make my skin crawl. They're pretty much most of what's wrong with college athletics in team form.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Their the ones who had a 0.0% graduation rate, right?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
*they're
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Wasn't that under Huggins?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
wasn't that under Huggins?
i’d like to think the team is better now. don’t really pay enough attention to know for sure.
i mean, i won’t say a word to defend the Huggins era. remember hearing about a player who got in trouble when the fully loaded firearm he was carrying around on campus fell out of his bag and discharged.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
nope. no better.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That's not Huggins fault, that's just the culture of Cincinnati
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
it's one thing to lower the ball to let John Wall in (maybe not justifiable, but I can understand the rationale). It's another to basically recruit out of sheriff camp
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I don't get it? why recruit such horrible people so consistently. is it that hard to get people to go to CIncinnati?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Is that rhetorical?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
AHEM
the football team had the highest graduation rate of all the BCS teams the year they went undefeated.
so maybe it is a basketball thing, but i wouldn’t say the culture goes any further than the basketball court.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Still I would not think that Cincinnati is a destination college.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
But I'm there.
Who wouldn’t want to play for my amusement? What higher calling is there?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
Guess you need to start a marketing campaign.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
this
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
I can't tell if this is a serious question...
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
you can joke about Syracuse. but folks behaving badly are strong outliers, as they are at most programs. Not at CIncy. it's the norm.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I know
And no one wants to go there because it’s fucking Cincinnati.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, It's not like South Bend, Syracuse, Morgantown, or Providence are more awesome or anything.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I honestly can't understand how Hawaii is not a football powerhouse.
I’m serious about this.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Polynesians not experienced enough?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously though
It’s fucking Hawaii. That’s a huge recruiting advantage.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
No it's not.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
No, it's not.
But I don’t understand why not.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Incredibly far away from any family in order to see the games, no television contract to speak of
Shitty facilities, all you have is the fucking beach and awesome weather. That’s not nearly enough.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Would've been enough for me.
See you in 5 years, mom.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
San Diego State is not a powerhouse either
Even though it’s probably possible to field an FBS team entirely made up of San Diego county guys.
SFSU
could be?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Because most people would rather be near their families and on TV when the country is awake than in paradise
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Well, Syracuse has Top 5 basketball facilities now and a huge atmosphere
ND is ND, Morgantown at least has an awesome party culture, and Providence doesn’t get anyways anyways.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Syracuse problem is the inverse of Hawai'i
Too damn cold.
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
It gets colder at most B1G schools
than it does in Cuse. We just get more snow.
/using we somewhat loosely since, well, you know
Also
If you come here you can legally gamble. So that’s a perk.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
was once taken to an indian casino in the syracuse area.
the lounge with the cheap-slots was one of the saddest places i have ever personally seen.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
The only casino in the area is Turning Stone
That area is indeed, pretty sad. The whole slot sections is sad.
The poker section is worse.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
I kind of feel this way about most slot sections in casinos.
Vegas is a lot less glamorous than I thought it would be.
yeah, that was more a comment about casinos than anything particular about the syrause area.
though i’ve never really seen the appeal of casinos.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
I can play poker there?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
I can't play poker for money
This will always end up with me having less money.
not if you're playing against me.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Food.
In KCMO, they have some decent restaurants at the casinos.
Walking by the gambling areas never enthused me to gamble.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Going to school in Morgantown is like living in a three-season resort town
Beautiful in spring, summer, and fall. When I was taking summer classes there I used to get up, head out to Cheat Lake with my trunks, snorkel, and fins and go for a nice, leisurely swim, then head downtown for my classes. The restaurantage is not all that phenomenal, but as a poor student I couldn’t have afforded grand dining anyway, and the Mountainlair’s cafeteria was good enough.
Winter, however, is pure hell. Cold, bleak, icy, hard to get around town, bare trees, ugh. This is when the party culture is a help, keeping you drunk enough to not care very much and survive until spring again.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Never thought winter was so bad there
at least you get snow there and Wisp is 45 min away. Plus driving on icy snowy windy roads is like playing a video game.
He in Baltmore and MD eastern shore (my places of residence after leaving Motown). Its just wet muddy and flat. Trust me 40 degrees, rain and slop makes for a much worse winter.
I've lived in the Frederick, MD area for 21 years now
and in the DC metro for 28. I know the winters here very well, and I still prefer them to Morgantown’s.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Cincinnati is a lovely place to be
and i’ve been through syracuse, it is south bend with more snow.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
and flying bullets
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
and at least Cincy was able to parley our flying bullets into that "Police Women of Cincinnati" program.
that was fun. there was solicitation arrest filmed in the parking lot of my apartment building.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
though we have the market cornered on "buildings that would be beautiful if they weren't boarded up and abandoned"
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
I've been to both
Syracuse>Cincy for me.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Syracuse is definitely more dangerous
Cincinnati is more ugly
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
That's false.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
...
http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2012/01/syracuse_man_shielded_3-year-o.html
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Your whole "use one incident to paint a broad stroke" think is really annoying
Cincinnati’s crime rate is 33% higher than Syracuse’s. Ergo, Cincinnati is more dangerous.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
two incidents.
but yeah you’re right. though they’re both not very good.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/considers looking for employment as "vigilante crime fighter"
i mean, look at that market.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
I dunno man
Phoenix Jones got arrested
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
for perspective: both Cincinnati and Syracuse are worse than Baltimore/Towson in the Brookings rankings
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
also: Memphis. Holy cow.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
?
Baltimore is higher than Syracuse in 2008
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
I'm looking at the city section
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
also, Baton Rouge, WTF?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I got you there!
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, urban areas seem more pertinent. also you can't manipulate the statistics because the definitions are much stricter for the city areas than for suburbs
The twitter
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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
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also the 500 you cited earlier was pulled from the city numbers
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parts of upstate NY are pretty when not burried under a few feet of snow
This is not true for any parts of Indiana.
the lakes are more toxic though
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Upstate Indiana under a few feet of snow just becomes flat AND white
wait a minute….
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Not the joke I was going for
but lets stick with that
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Best to not make fun of the fine tradition of beautiful women from Notre Dame
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Actually, didn't mean it that way either
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
But they are cute

can’t wait for you to get out of this with IE.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
NOTE TO IE: I was being serious!
:-)
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if by cute you mean "adorably ugly"
/LONGHAIRDONTCARE
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my mantra...wait.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
I've always used it. as a chant.
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The notorious TOB?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
It's the whole fucking town.
Bengals? Check. Worst scandal in baseball between 1919 and 2004? Check.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
what baseball scandal?
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Pete Rose
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the worst?
I mean…. the league was segregated until Jackie Robinson
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True.
Unfortunately, that wasn’t a scandal at the time.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
That was a terrible thing.
But, it wasn’t really scandalous. Hell, Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier just as the US Army lifted theirs.
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Marge Schott.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Daniel Snyder
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
I hate that John Olerud's hat eyeballed motherfucker.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
All of my responses to this would get me placed in the spider closet for an undefined length of time
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yes
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This is honestly really strange
I got a shitpot of homework done and thought “I’m gonna keep this going so I have less to do tomorrow” and once I moved on to work for Wednesday, I just quit. I honestly cannot do any more because I know I have another day to do it
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 PM EST reply actions
Exactly
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
There's not a thing in this world you can't do
Tomorrow
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by ItsComplicated on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
Yes there is
because Skyrim may be here tomorrow.
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Let me just say
Sansa is a little bitch
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Yes. Yes, she is.
She gets better eventually, though. It’s just going to take a while.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Yep
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
She gets a pass after everything that SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Yeah I'd be pissed
You’re reading too right, how far along are you?
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by ItsComplicated on Jan 23, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
About halfway into book 2.
Unemployment is good for reading long, in-depth series. And that is all.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I'm close to end of book 1
Loneliness is good for reading as well
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by ItsComplicated on Jan 23, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
She's TOTALLY pledging KKG when she gets to college, guys.
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WAY DOWN IN THE HOLE
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
HE'S GOT THE FIRE AND THE FURY
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
OH DEAR GOD THE COMMENTATORS ARE TALKING ABOUT EATING SKYLINE CHILI
YOU FOOLS!
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Banana's are better than Oranges
That sign leaves a lot to be desired and is an indictment of the academic institution that is the University of Cincinnati.
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/gets uncomfortable flashbacks to mid-80s EPL
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
mid 80s? not now?
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I wasn't counting Chelsea.
I also wasn’t counting giant inflatable bananas.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 23, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
BLUES use INCREMENTAL IMPROVEMENT.
It’s kind of effective!
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions
The T-Mobile commercial where the girl is "late for the game" -
Who the hell goes to “the game” looking like that?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Most commercials go out of their way to put fans in gameday type gear - jerseys, hats, whatever.
This girl has on a nondescript pastel sweater and looks like she’s going to Wal-Mart.
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So Game Day in the SEC, is what you're saying?
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No sundress.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
No dress and 6 inch heels it sounds like.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
only at Arky
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Bow ties and sweet tea abound!
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
You ask if there's meth in the sweet tea;
you should ask if there’s sweet tea in the meth.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
I WALK THE LINE

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:49 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Looks like Mike Brey to me.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Mack Brown got a contract extension that wasn't a letterbomb?
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
He had better give Manny Diaz a big present.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
University of Texas: For some reason... we don't give a fuck!
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Wooo!
Go Mean Green!
Actually… we may have passed UTEP and Rice based on last season, so there’s that.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Todd Graham
resents MB for denying a chance for his dream job.
Well, Syracuse bounced back
Now to see what Melo’s fate will be tomorrow.
(Fucking Notre Dame)
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I don't think that is allowed on the ND campus.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Especially for Syracuse.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Then explain to me
what Weis was doing to their football program for so long.
syracuse is good and UCincy was competitve with them the whole way through. i'll take it as a good sign for the future.
/shrugs
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
And will probably still lose by six
in the return game against K-State.
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That's why I said six
and not 20.
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IN-N-OUT
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
hope they hit Phillippe's
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Underachieving Texas A&M at KU.
I don’t think this will be a close game.
Not sure what the point spread is, but maybe Texas A&M can beat it since Baylor and K-State didn’t.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:02 PM EST reply actions
Davidson did!
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That wasn't at AFH.
Still a quality win and enjoyable.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
so? IT WAS IN FUCKING KANSAS CITY.
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Neutral court.
or enemy territory given the activities of the 1850’s and early 1860’s
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
you sounds suspiciously like a Kansas fan
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and you root for Michigan Football.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously
I want to go to a game at Allen Field House sometime, just for the experience.
I will root for the team that KU is playing.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
There's a big difference between AFH and Sprint Center
When there’s a KU game in KC, you will actually get MU and KSU fans going to the game just to heckle.
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there are Kansas State fans in Kansas?
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There are more Kansas State fans in Kansas
than there are Duke fans in North Carolina.
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this is definitely true
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there are more Kansas State fans in New Jersey than there are Duke fans in North Carolina
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
There are a shit ton of Duke grads here
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
I know.... but I said North Carolina
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Oh
Missed that
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
There are more Rutgers fans in Kansas than there are Duke fans in North Carolina
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OH SO NOW YOU WANT TO INVITE US
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probably true
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Does anyone else make up words to fill acronyms when they don't know what they actually mean?
Or is that just me?
My loyal heart avows no other.
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Allen Field House,
although your words might be more fun.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
No good ones tonight-
Alien Fraternization Hut, Air Force Hideaway, Amazonian Fatalism History
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Dude
if the pool turns blue, we'll all now know why
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Are you stuck somewhere?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
The Layover on Travel Channel
Anthony Bourdain show
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
which hotel?
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.
http://www.chateaumarmont.com/
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
that's where Jim Belushi died (I think). they just renovated it a couple of years ago (I think).
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
John
Jim is the sucky one.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
I really don't know the difference but I'll take your word for it
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WHAT?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
YHBT HAND
(I hope, otherwise I’m going to have to cast LJ into the Moron Pit.)
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Also you're right
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Is there spiders on?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Republican Debate in Tampa tonight...
people at work wouldn’t shut up about it
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Go commercials!
Went to a history/geography/government conference for secondary teachers that showed had a speaker show how politicians prep for debates. I haven’t watched one since.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Anyone have a channel?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Will there be some spidery talking tomorrow?
BTW, sad state NBC is in…Republican debate would probably get better rating than 90% of their primetime programs
Yeah this is a net gain for them
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
and chip kelly.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Whitney and Chelsea
No wonder why NBC is beaten by Univision.
And Commu....
OH RIGHT. FUCK YOU NBC.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
NBC decision making...whoof.
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
meant to reply to the tampa sucking thread.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
And Tom Hammond
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
All the best commentary and writing, definitively. Possibly.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
Well, every candidate can agree that Tampa sucks.
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And that SOPA sucks!
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And SOPA's friend, PIPA.
There has to be some rule regulating overseas site, but not SOPA or PIPA
Aw...thats like forever man
At least Justified will be on tomorrow, right?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Thursday.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Negative three.
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reply fail, meant for SVP
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Anybody playing Football Manager?
Playing Man U…going on a seven game unbeaten streak so far
Why don't you just put in cheat codes while you're at it?
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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I haven't played the game for so long
Tried as Sunderland…Lost five straight games, went “fuck it” mode. I need to play Man U for a while just to see how the game works again.
Playing as Man U?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
back from the library
but I brought so many books back that I split the seams of my backpack . . . comps.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions
back before the nerd bell?
kids these days… no dedication.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
I never studied in Olin...
MAP was so much better- plus, no nerd bell!
The cleaning ladies and I got to know each other well enough that they would bring me sandwiches occasionally
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except MAP was always filled with those "science" people
/shudders
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
If you walked in SQuad during the early afternoon any day during 2003-2004 or 2004-2005,
you could’ve seen me napping in the window of the math majors only computer lab on the third floor
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comps?
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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
Senior exercise, required to graduate from Kenyon.
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sounds like a real good time?
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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
I actually really enjoyed mine-
Anyone want to read a 30 page description of the proof of how we know that, if an odd triperfect number exists, it must have at least 12 distinct prime factors?
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well considering i had to read that a few times to comprehend what you were trying to get at
and my throbbing head ache… i’m going to pass.
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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
Does it have pictures I can color?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, it's number theory, not knot theory or topology
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I thought Alexander had the final word on Knot Theory.
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
I'd probably have to read it threeve time and still have lots of questions.
But I do know that the square root of 3 is important to 3 phase electrical systems.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
...

This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
my cousin's partner was/is? a number theory professor at usc
i always just pictured him sitting in an office stacked with papers and books looking at numbers all day.
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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Like number theory?
Come work at scenic Fort Meade in Maryland!
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
/has applied for a job there
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
scenic as in we're sure you like the indoors as you like math and you will love our indoors for hours and hours and hours
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FTFY
i always just pictured him He sits in an office stacked with papers and books looking at numbers pr0n all day
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
I'm assuming full professorship btw
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
There's lots of fun stuff going on-
but yeah, it’s basically that. “Number Theory” is a bit of a misnomer, since most of it is more focused on classes of numbers or searches for numbers that people are pretty sure don’t exist
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Numbers aren't invented.
They simply are.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
What he said
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You're wrong.
Numbers are just a social construct. Anything you say to argue otherwise is also a social construct. Also, your mom is a social construct.
fucking constructs, man.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
/team construct
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
is this where i complain about the patriarchy?
oh wait
/goes back to tumblr
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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
BAWWWW

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
/types joke
/hits delete
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
There is no patriarchy.
There is only drunk.
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grumble grumble grumble
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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
MOAR GIN
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that crystal palace is still sitting on my counter
i think i wanna make vodka gummy bears for this weekend.
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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Will you share?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
/imagines you having a mediocre soccer team on your desk
//or a giant 19th century WORLD OF THE FUTURE glass building
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
i have a feeling she was in your class?

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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
I had her for a Lit professor.
Oh, oh, how I hated that class.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
boys have penises
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Anthony Hopkins?
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
complaints about patriarchy? rejection of capital letters in name?
are you bell hooks?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
do you think bell hooks would be able to spend more than 10 minutes here?
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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
The state of nature didn't need no numbers, and things were just fine there.
/re-reads Hobbes
Oh, nevermind.
?

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd, of course...
/What college will DG come up with today?
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Mount Vernon Nazarene.
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Too close, and I don't think his dad recruited teachers there...
I’m betting, hmmm, Ohio Northern
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No, see, DG and I are now trying to out-obscure one another on Ohio colleges.
Unfortunately, I think he just won.
Until I do something evil and whip out Chancellor or get old school and use Albert Holbrook or Buchtel.
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Ahhh, I was unaware that the game had actually flipped...
NEOUCOM didn’t get you? Damn
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Noted cartoonist, who, oddly enough . . .
.. . . learned how to draw while enrolled at the Ohio College of Podiatric Medicine.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
(No, Dad didn't recruit teachers there)
But it was too good not to use.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Well played!
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Is there a portion of it where we can find our way through a maze?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
haha. well reading for my english comps was how i learned to drink coffee.
/test over the entirety of western literature? things like “narrative of the life of frederick douglass” being some “light reading” between the closing of the library of going to bed?
//though it was totally awesome that one of my essay portion readers was the guy who also rejected my honors proposal, so i wrote the honors project anyway for my comps and he gave it what equates to a “high pass”
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by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
That guy sucks...
/no idea who it was, never took an English class at KC
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Sounds like exams at an English or Scottish university
Eight hour finals? Eight hour finals.
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
IN FULL MIDIEVAL FORMAL WEAR
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
WITH BAGPIPES PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
That reminds me.
Burns Night is this week. (The only time I saw bagpipes on campus during my year at Glasgow Uni.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Yep.
We have like real Scottish people so we’re drinking whisky and eating haggis. I don’t like either, so I’ll just take a bottle of vodka along but.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
If you're going to eat the haggis . . .
. . . you need to drink the whisky. First. And in quantities.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
It also reminds me of my college trip to Scotland...
Of which a drunken Scottish soccer fan whose team lost (not sure which one) asked me and my girlfriend if we’d like to “see what’s under [his] kilt” and proceeded to streak us.
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
they do actually wear the medieval formal wear at Oxford for exams and take the exams in the "examination hall" which looks a good deal like a medieval prison
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Are their fraternities basically the Knights Templar?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
they don't have them. they're called drinking societies
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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Are their exams really 8 hours long?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
usually yes
sometimes the questions are ridiculous. look up “All Souls Entrance examination”
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Those actually look like fun questions.
One of my professors had exam questions similar to this. 3 hour exam with 3 questions and you wrote until your hand cramped.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
also required in order to demonstrate general awesomeness.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Similar to my alma mater.
Why yes, I’d love to spend 8 hours of my Saturday in May composing essays.
You've mentioned being a small liberal arts guy before, and I meant to ask:
Since you’re from Michigan, do you mind sharing where you went? If that’s too far “under the veil” of anonymity, I understand
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Ahhh, The Zoo
You guys kicked our ass in football my freshman year- but I had two catches in that game!
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Most excellent (both our victory and your catches)!
One of my great regrets is that I only became a CFB fan in the fall of 2009 (right after I graduated), so I was never able to experience the full power, tradition, and excellence of Hornet football.
I did go back for our Homecoming game this year, though. We lost by 30.
Wait, wrong game- was combining games.
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Okay so went out suit shopping with the girlfriend over weekend and bought a suit that looks nice and fits well.
Got the pants tailored and all that jazz. Problem is as such:
I may be slightly colorblind, and thought the suit was a standard grey; the label, however, says brown (and I can tell the inside of the jacket is brown). While trying on the suit in the store, I had my black suit shoes (and gf present) to check the drop and make sure they went well together.
Problem is, though I think my black shoes will go well with it, I intended on this being an interview suit. I have shirts, ties, and belts for either way the commentariat sways on the issue, but yeah, long story short, would black shoes look bad? Done some google searches, and the internet as a whole seems pretty divided.
Like I said, at first glance, the suit almost appears (to me anyhow) as a dark grey, but there are some brown notes (i.e. this is not a tan or light brown suit) in it. Sorry for the tl;dr, but you guys are usually pretty good here, so yeah do I need to go shoe shopping or no?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions
People wear brown shoes with black or grey suits.
They’re wrong.
The opposite would be two or three times as wrong.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Or, since you intend on it being an interview suit, think about it this way:
Will the contrast draw attention to itself? Do you really want the interviewer(s) to think about that? Let your answers to those questions be your guides.
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
See I've heard the opposite. Black Suit with brown shoes is a no-no, but the reverse is split.
Closest picture I could find is as follows:

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
from esquire

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
Can't tell the difference between the charcoal and brown in the above besides the darkness, but the suit I got is closer to the charcoal.
That said, it looks like it’s shoe shopping this weekend. Goddammit.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
Is there a stripe of any sort?
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Take a picture of the suit up close and post it.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Thinking this. Need to find a way to connect my phone to comp.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
email it to yourself.
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Working on it...Then girlfriend calls and trumps phone/camera usage.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
email it to me, if all else fails.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Also, bring your slacks with you to the store and ask the salesperson for help
They usually doa great job of pointing you in the right direction
to be honest i can't even really tell the difference. the charcoal looks pretty brown-ish
menswear is so confusing
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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
it's pretty obvious. most charcoal is closer to black in all honesty
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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Like I said, there is a good chance I am partially colorblind in that area. I get greys and greens and browns confused a lot.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
This is pretty much spot on.
Though the don’t have a great example of charcoal there to my eyes.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 24, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions
ACS, J., concurring in the judgment and the result.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
The only time you absolutely cannot wear brown shoes
Is with a black suit. The rest depends on how dark brown the shoes are, compared with the suit.
Nadolig Hapus
Never wear brown shoes with Black/Charcoal suit, and vice versa
Big no no
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Pictures (apologize for the crappiness) from my phone. Sorry no good camera:
Next to a black leather portfolio.
Brown bedspread in background. So is this charcoal or not?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
dark grey?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
It looks grey but take a close up picture of it.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Can't get a quality picture that gets the texture, but will try this one:
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not seeing any brown in it.
maybe post in the other thread for more comments.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
that looks like charcoal to me
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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
It looks like charcoal
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"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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Black shoes will do just fine
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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Oh, that's like light charcoal
Black shoes are fine. I’d recommend a windowpane check shirt, since the fabric doesnt look like there’s much of a pattern
Not for an interview.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
Okay; thanks for the help all. Just kinda panicked because the tag said brown, but i couldn't see it.
And it wasn’t obvious brown to me (like the comforter I have in the background). And I think for an interview I’d stick with a white shirt or something more conservative, no?
Appreciate the help since I may have problems with colors, commentariat.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
From the Victoria Advocate, 12/6/79:
BROYLES RAPS POLLS, CALLS FOR PLAYOFF
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A&M up by 3.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions
OH...YOU JUST WAIT
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Shift+A
What’s up, losers? Leave the basement today?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Nope.
At least not according to the ’Bama fans trolling here as part of their English independent study program.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
foreign language program*
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There are plenty of days when I need EDSBS to English translation.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
all your base are belong to us
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Engwee indepewpew wah wah?
alisonbrie.gif
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
/goes to message board
//berates posters for posting on a message board rather than doing important things
SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS… nevermind.
Well he only posts for thirty minutes a day apparently.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
I got a baby, man.
Bought it straight cash.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
why buy when when the practical is so easy?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Oh, you mean three minutes of pleasure, followed by nine months of agony and eighteen years of boredom?
/Larry the Cable Guy’d
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
Bo admires his stamina
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
HE'S GO A BABY GUYS
THAT MEANS HE’S NO LOSER, HE STUCK HIS DICK IN SOMETHING
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
You can stick your dick in plenty of things and still be a loser.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
NUH UH
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions
A socket?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
like your sock drawer
EMOTE
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
This is what every wide receiver in the NFL says to Antonio Cromartie after burning him deep.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 23, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
NOBODY BEATS CROMARTIE DEEP...NOBODY
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
What if Dick H was Harvey Updyke
He could have just switched his initals thinking he was clever
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
What if Dick H stood for "dick hole"?
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
by mnHorn on Jan 23, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Its scary out there
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
this might be a raegy drunk night
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 9:45 PM EST reply actions
go hard in the paint son
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
not like a partying drunk
like an “I’m so fucking frustrated” drunk
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
EXTRA CHEESE MY ASS
I got gipped
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
thatsracist.gif
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
My friend composed her senior thesis on Romani rights under the last 10 years of EU legislation.
We were no longer allowed to use the term after that.
Man, you got gipped.
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She considered naming her thesis, "How the EU Gipped the Romani."
But she didn’t pull the trigger.
by Attie Hat on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm thinking of a word that perfectly describes the situation
And is absolutely, positively not racist.
But I’m still not going to type it.
/steals cheesesteak
//outruns Nick
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/spiedie in cheesesteak
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
/dies of food poisoning
//estate sues Nick
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lol
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
ATTRACTIVE NUISANCE DOCTRINE
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///sticky poster
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////still hasn't seen the Jim Boeheim poster
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Ewwwwwww
But dont forget about the ball signed by the entire 2003 Syracuse basketball team
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
////Fathead
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
/////anatomically correct
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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm going to go get booze and come back here and brood and will you all put up with me?
this is a shitty night
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions
as long as you don't go RTR on us.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
RTR?
roll tide roll?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Redneck to redneck?
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Rees Throws Redzonepick?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
For lack of better words, yes.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
i don't want to get banned, so no worries.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Today was a shitty day
It was all gloomy and foggy and rainy and cold and shit…all on a Monday
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
only if brood in the manner of Byron
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
I like brooding
I may brood with you
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
LA Layover episode ends
With Bourdain in a strip club
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which one?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Missed the name
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Furk.
ACS hate Red Wings purp.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions
...
SO SAY WE ALL
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Just one good team is all I ask
Browns or Indians or Blue Jackets
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/points at banners
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT
/south detroit is windsor
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
OH SHIT SHES CANADIAN RUN
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Canadian? Do you know Margaret Atwood?
Canada is like growing up in a small village, yes?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
/ thinks about inserting Windor ballet joke here
// decides to be nice
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
i've never actually made it to windsor to do the whole "I'M 19 AND CAN DRINK LEGALLY 20 MINUTES FROM HERE" thing
fucking passport laws
need to get one of them things.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
lulz
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
//north detroit = punch that snob in the face
///west detroit = DRIVE FASTER
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I was born down in a dead man's town.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions
/Throws octopus at ACS
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
/taiwanese person puts out hand for handshake
//andrew zimmern bows deeply
///taiwanese person stares awkwardly
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
He's in the US for this season.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING. Also, Twin Cities right now, so hotdish.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
The fuck is this gui Loh?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
OMG y'all are STILL here?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
give us a thread for me to fill with maudlin!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
GO HERE:
"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."
MAGDALEN DAMMIT
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Nope.
We all went out to party, because only losers spend more than thirty minutes a day here.
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We've got them fooled pretty well, don't we.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
In between curing AIDS and seducing Christina Hendricks earlier today
I wrote a program to automatically comment here on my behalf.
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WHAT TH FUCK DID I MISS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
Bama trolls.
If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen ’em all.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
The outside world is cold and cruel
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
and we aren't?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
Damn
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
/bunnywithmichiganbandana.jpg
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
awww... i'm really just touched you still remember that.
/blushes
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
you aren't all assholes.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
HEY LOSER
GET A LIFE YOU INTERNET NERD LAWLZ
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
B1G speed over here
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
um...this one is available
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
RANCHOVIA RANCHOVIA
NOBODY CAN BE DEFEATING YA
WE’LL SLOW THEM DOWN WITH THE BLOOD OF OUR GOD
AND GRIND THEM TO PASTE YAWD BY YAWD
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We're pathetic and sad -- but social.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
You look at me and you see an angry person
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
but which commentator is which character?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
I AM TOTALLY MOLLY RINGWALD RIGHT
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yes!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
If you were anyone you'd be Bender
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
...I'm that transparent, am I?
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I revise that
You’re Vernon.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
This is an insult I will not forgive.
Gloves are off now, punk.
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THAT'S ONE
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure we have an Ally Sheedy
Alli is Molly Ringwald.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
what movie is this?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
FIRST JOHN BELUSHI AND NOW THIS
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
I was trolling the john belushi.... but this? this I have no idea
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
It's a movie based on a scene from "Futurama"
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
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