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CHIP KELLY'S BRIEF CONVERSATION WITH CAPTAIN FEAR

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Hello, Coach Chip Kelly of the University of Oregon, from Sunny St. Petersburg, the fairer and more genteel of the fine cities of the Bay of Tampa.

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Representing the federated cities of the Tampa Bay Area, including St. Petersburg and Tampa in alphabetical order, I am Bucco Bruce, representing the ownership of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, the Glazer family. I am available for children's birthday parties and adult entertainments if they are requested and handled discreetly. I am to tell you that we are interested in your services as a football coach. To be fair, all communications are handled jointly with the city of Tampa., and we will alternate sentences to keep this fairness intact. Please visit our excellent children's museum. Wear pants when you do so to avoid any confusions. Yours sincerely, St. Petersburg of the Tampa Bay Federated Buccaneers.

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Chip Kelly: Words. Offer. NFL? No. Processing. No. Thanks. Coffee. Film. Call recruits. Speak. Slowly. Like slow people. HATE. SLOW.

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CAPTAIN FEAR (TAMPA): Our team has many xciting player like JOSH FREEDMUN and AR-GREGULUS BANE! He broke Batman's back at temple camp, because they're both jewish. People luv 2 live in tampa because of warm weather and lack of flies and the ease lifestyle. No income tax lifespace is good SHOOTERS. WE HAVE MORE STRIP CLUBS THAN FIRE HOUSES! YEEEEZOOOOWWWW!

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Suprise! Calculation. Yes. Listening.

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Captain Fear (St. Pete): The Sunshine Skyway's suicide hotline goes not to an operator, but to a looping recording of Foreigner's "I wanna know what love is." Our schools are half-passable, as in half of them are passable. Our climate is agreeable.

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NEGATIVE. Superfluity. Expense. Resetting. Ace offset spread heavy right. Fake play-side, throw left.

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Captain Fear (TAMPA): Every restaurant in Tampa is P.F. Changs. Sure, they're all differently named, and the menus and prices are different. But don't be shocked when you order spanikopita at a local diner and end up with the double pan-fried noodles combo.

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Affordable living=interest engaged. Describe. DESCRIBE FURTHER.

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Captain Fear (St. Pete): You could start immediately. Like all Glazer family employees your pay would be delivered in spools of copper. Its worth on the open market offsets the inconvenience of selling.

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Captain Fear (TAMPA): I know guy to help that! Is crackhead but totally reliable.

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Market value. Armed guards. Opportunity recognized. Exploit. EXPLOIT! Sample resume. Created! Submitted.

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Review. Comment. Respond.

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Captain Fear (St. Pete.) Application submitted. You are now employed by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, pending delivery of contract via U.S. Mail.

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Fax. WHY NOT? Explanation required. Pardon. [CALLS FIFTY RECRUITS IN 37 SECONDS]

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Captain Fear (Tampa) : LOL THEY'RE OLD AND DON'T TRUST THE FAXES

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RECALCULATING. Reverse. Offer refused. Gratitude. Expressed.

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Captain Fear (St. Pete): Coach Kelly, I do believe that this is untoward behavior of an unprofessional manner.

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Captain Fear (Tampa) Awwwwwwwwwww Ybor titties.

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Searching. Cutting. Pasting. Words. "Thank you for a wonderful five years, Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I appreciate the support, but believe it is time to move on and return to my first love, the University of Oregon, where I have unfinished business."

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CAPTAIN FEAR (ST. PETE) I...it's been two minutes, Coach Kelly.

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In YOUR time. Perhaps. Recalculating. Dismissed.

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Captain Fear (Tampa): Awww but our official flower is a chest x-ray and I was to give you one.

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I'm glad Kelly came around

If he had caught NFL AIDS, what hope would there be for the rest of us?

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 23, 2012 3:28 PM EST reply actions  

As a Bucs fan, I'm disappointed.

Sure it could of blew up in our faces, but at this point I think it would ha ve been worth the gamble.

Go Bulls!

by Leavitt Town on Jan 23, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions  

Longest five years of my life.

My hair is now gray and I don’t recognize myself in the mirror.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 23, 2012 3:33 PM EST reply actions  

You never had anything to worry about

I’m sure Rich Brooks would have come back if the money was right

Imma hang up and listen

by El Andy on Jan 23, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Rich Brooks thinks helmets with feathers are bullshit.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Prolly thinks helmets are bullshit.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 23, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

That would had made it aaaaaaaaaaalllll better.

"Screw them all" said Coach Chip Kelly, "trololololol lolol lol lol!

by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Jan 23, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Rich Brooks is enjoying himself a little too much

Today’s tweet:

UKcoachbrooks Rich Brooks
Shot of some big horn sheep on the 16th hole of the Palmer course yesterday in the final round of Humana.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 23, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you can do both in Texas.

"What the hell was that?"
"Spaceball One, they've gone to plaid!"

by QuackinAK on Jan 23, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

BYOB mini-golf.

A real thing.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I read it that way at first also....

and I was thinking now that’s some cojones, blasting away at some big horns while in a golf tournament.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 23, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Rich Brooks giving up his Retired-grampaw lifestyle of Bass fishing, golf..

and lecturing on the finer points of tomato growing? Not happening

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Ybor titties?

Portland has the most strip clubs per capita in the U.S.

Although Chip would probably find the pole routines a little drawn out. I imagine he would be doing the “speed it up” hand signal at the dancers.

"Conan, what is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women!"

by lordloveaduck on Jan 23, 2012 3:41 PM EST reply actions  

Suh crashed into a pole outside one while drunk

A few weeks back.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jan 23, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

How is the pole doing?

"Conan, what is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women!"

by lordloveaduck on Jan 23, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

It was fine, his car was destroyed

It was by this place too, probably just wanted one of these:
http://voodoodoughnut.com/index.php

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jan 23, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

fantastic

PAC-12 refs: "Where the bad officiating doesn’t stop when the whistle blows."

by Quack Patty on Jan 23, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Stop tormenting me

I live 3,000 miles from the closest Voodoo Donuts.

"Conan, what is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women!"

by lordloveaduck on Jan 23, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I might have to walk down there on my lunch break and get one

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jan 23, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't decide if he says "RECALCULATING" more like a Terminator would

or like Dennis Duffy on that one AllState commercial.

Autzen Stadium: "The stadium with an L.A. face, but an Oakland Booty, if you will." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Jan 23, 2012 3:48 PM EST reply actions  

It's like the GPS unit

As heard here.

If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score

by kalon on Jan 23, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

What, exactly,

did the person who posted that think he was saying to the world?

We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter

by Gator Cub on Jan 23, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably

that he was lost.

If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score

by kalon on Jan 23, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Quite sad that I won't get to watch

Chip Kelly and Albert Haynesworth interact.

Writer (and a handsome one at that),
And the Valley Shook

by Billy Gomila on Jan 23, 2012 3:48 PM EST reply actions  

More over, Chip and the Media Interact

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You know Chip is going to come out soon

And ask the media with a straight face "So did anything happen this weekend?"

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jan 23, 2012 3:52 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

That would bebeautiful media trolling.

I would rec it.

Well hello there hangover. Fancy meeting you here this bright Thursday morning.

by Cranked_Irish on Jan 23, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Ybor titties are the scariest titties.

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by allicolls on Jan 23, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll take your word for it.

I try to stay at least 1000 miles away from Tampa at all times.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn, I was in Ybor in December....

and all I got was drunk.

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 23, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

A solid policy.

I’ve been unfortunately unable to avoid it on numerous occasions. Tampa is sketchy as shit.

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by allicolls on Jan 23, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

All I know about Ybor City

I learned in every Hold Steady song

by ben_in_dc on Jan 23, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Marketing FTW
Hey Ducks Fans!! Chip Kelly has turned down the Bucs and has opted to stay with the Ducks!! That calls for a celebration. Visit any Qdoba Mexican Grill now thru tomorrow, January 24th and RECEIVE A FREE ORDER OF CHIPS AND QUESO, when you purchase any large drink!! Just mention “Chip” at the register! :)

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by skywaker9 on Jan 23, 2012 4:07 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Do you think this will work for me?

My Qdoba is in Rockville, Maryland.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I dunno

Suspect is only Oregon Qdobas but you can try.

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by skywaker9 on Jan 23, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Quit making fun of Edsall. He suffered brain damage from looking at this all last year....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."

by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 23, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Makes me so mad that the flag quadrants are not offset.

Really underarmor?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You! question about San Antonio things, si?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

reputable place of computer geeks i can give old computers to and not worry about them erasing my harddrives?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

or rather they will erase them and i don't have to worry about exorbitant fees and what happens to data...

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

PERFECT thank you.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

well formatting, viruses, OMGOLD, etc

i don’t build computers and shit so i don’t give a fuck about the internal pieces, i just don’t want smarter people to get my stuff you know

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

well, yeah...

… but it’s not like a hard drive takes up a lot of space just sitting in your closet, and if it gets damaged beyond repair, that’s actually a Good Thing.
/has an old Pentium 4 box he needs to get rid of.

by drothgery on Jan 23, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

i have enough junk taking up space in my closet i don't use.

i figure someone else out there may want to do something with it

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the Piggly Wiggly Geek Squad.

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by allicolls on Jan 23, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Written on a 70's Teevee tray.

yup. Legit totally.

The internet is a great place for information and affirmation. Unless you're a fan of the Ted Roof Defense. 42-14. Roll Tide.

So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee

by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

OOO. Qdoba sounds good right now

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Chip Kelly: Well, my work is done here

Albert Haynesworth: What do you mean your work is done? You didn’t do anything!

Chip Kelly (laughing): Didn’t I?

by ben_in_dc on Jan 23, 2012 4:14 PM EST reply actions  

Do you like Flash?

Of course you do. Welcome to our website. ALL THE FLASH.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

One thing an I-Pad is useful for

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

This guy may, for all I know, be completely full of shit.

He may, also, know what he’s talking about.

ACC football schools such as Florida State, Clemson, Georgia Tech, Pitt and Maryland and BC have spoken with the Big 12 over the past few months about switching leagues despite the buyout the ACC added last fall to curtail such moves.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 4:30 PM EST reply actions  

Maryland as "football school"?

Surely you jest

They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.

by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 23, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, they're sure as hell not a basketball school.

/ game-week trollin’

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

It makes no fucking sense -- except for one small detail:

It’s the perfect plan to situate oneself to grab Notre Dame, but even then it only works if one presumes that Notre Dame is, in fact, going to have to join a conference.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

SOON

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

PERHAPS.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course the Big 12 would want those schools, but why the fuck would any of them leave the ACC?

If they wanted to align with ND, they’d just invite ND to the ACC, not mass migrate to the Big 12.

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 23, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Anti-Carolina sentiment.

I think dude’s probably full of shit, but the fact that discussions have happened makes me ponder.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really a problem

They can just join the northern conference when the ACC16 falls apart in the 2030s.

by drothgery on Jan 23, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd like to see Texas forced into Independence for what they have done.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY

I’d like to see Texas forced into oblivion for what they have done.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Jan 23, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think it would take much for the whole state to secede...

…which would put UT out of the NCAA purview

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by Spartan D on Jan 23, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

awwwww then i would live in a foreign...place?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

NEIN

I present to you Simon Fraser University, member in good standing of the NCAA.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing serious that I've caught.

I mean, they don’t even play real football. (That was actually SFU’s primary impetus — they’ve been playing American football for years, only playing the Canucklehead version when necessary.)

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Why do they play American style?

To save on scholarships?*

  • NOTE: Offer not valid at the University of Tennessee.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I THINK, mostly

because for SFU, playing games against the NAIA (now mostly D-II) schools in Washington and Oregon was much, much less of a travel burden than playing Canadian schools. The Washington schools are closer to Vancouver than any CIS school other than UBC, and the Oregon schools are closer than anyone but UBC, UAlberta, and UCalgary.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I had heard the same.

But couldn’t resist the lame-ass joke.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Did not really catch joke

until after responding.

/sigh
//seriously, will be drooling in a cup by next season at this rate

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Larry Scott seriously needs to hijack the University of British Columbia and get them to enter the Pac.

They already have a rivalry with Cal!

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It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Jan 23, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

U of Toronto doesn't take sports all that seriously.... none of the Canadian schools really do

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I said sports

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

not competitive exercising

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

that is a sport

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

is it really a sport if it allows you to stop moving?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

despite what Iowa does, they do call stalling occasionally

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Come at me, bro.

But you’ve gotta catch me first.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a sport as long as there's a set of rules

that allows for objective scoring and determination of a victor. Thus, football is a sport, but cheerleading isn’t.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

So Mario Kart is a sport?

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

As much as I want to say yes to bolster my ego...

I mean IRL.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

i've been part of kart sessions that are as fiercly competitive and bloodstained as an average sec game.

seriously, it only takes about 7 beers before “gouge an eye out” becomes a reasonable sounding strategy for distracting the player next to you.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, if fuckers talk shit

you gotta punch ’em in the dick.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

it cannot be accomplished on a chair, essentially

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Wheelchair basketball?

Crew? Bobsled?

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

nope. Bobsled is not a sport- your job is to be as fat and aerodynamic as possible

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Best athlete in a non-sport in the USA?

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

/mdwm

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by wahoocrew on Jan 23, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

/handwave

Texas is easy to get along with as long as you just shut up and let them give you money.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

and beat them in everything.

Never worked out for me.

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like win?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Humiliate them before national television audiences.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU JUST JELLY

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

True story.

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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Pitt has family in the Big XII.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Pitt is allergic to the ACC.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Playing in the big city Paris of Texas known as Lubbock.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Pitt really wanted to gather the rest of the Big East and ACC to tell them

but they couldn’t do that because they had to be in the Big XII tomorrow, and anyway, they were no longer part of the Big East or ACC anyway so they couldn’t.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Also, notice who's conspicuously absent from this list.

/waits patiently

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

OMG VIRGINIA TECH

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, they're busy forming the GRITBUCKET Conference.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I had no idea Pitt wanted to get away from Syracuse that badly, though.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Missing the joke, padawan.

Syracuse and Pitt separately negotiated with the ACC, apparently unaware that the other was doing so. Supposedly, they were both actually taken by surprise that they were both going.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

You're confusing Turkeys with Tigers.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

That's never going to work.

Virginia isn’t a genuine southern state like Missouri.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

For all you know, the guy is UNDOUBTEDLY completely full of shit

Starting with the comment that league members were afraid that adding Pitt and Syracuse “weakened” the football league. Has anyone actually watched ACC football recently? Adding Pitt and Syracuse helps football; hell, adding Temple would help football.

Even more amusing was this:

Several of the schools, who value football more than basketball, are simply tired of North Carolina and the rest of Tobacco Road running the conference without thought to what’s best for the entire league — sound familiar?

The best interests of the “entire league” would have been served by never expanding in the first place and not watering down the best round-robin basketball league in America in fuckwitted attempt to chase football glory that’s never going to happen. And now the n00bs want to run the show? Not bloody likely.

But if Maryland wants to start flying its volleyball team to Lubbock, they can go ahead booking tickets on Air France and be my fucking guest.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

You're full of piss and vinegar today, my fine Redhawk friend.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Calling Maryland a Football school

I think soda shot out my nose

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Lubbock is a great American city and I am confident that its transportation accommodations are top-notch.

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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Silly Devilgrad, Maryland will fold its volleyball, soccer, and lax teams and fly its football team to lubbock

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm gonna assume this guy has much credibility

as his fellow Eer who, in 2003, offered a rock-solid guarantee that as soon as Miami, SU and BC were announced as ACC members, VT and WVU were SEC-bound.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

If you have an awesome warranty

re-watch the Orange Bowl and wind it once every time West Virginia scores against Clemson.

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by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 23, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Seems like more of an old friend gift.

I’d be suspicious if I were you.

by cowcollege on Jan 23, 2012 4:42 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Every time an UGA dies

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Wouldn't that strain the spring inside?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Did it come with a top hat?

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

how old is it?

go get the mainspring checked first thing if it’s an old one. many of them have life timers. don’t wind it too tightly- three times should be enough. Is it a tourbillon?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

if it is pretty new you are in good shape- those are hard to overwind

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

what's the make?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

OT but what the fuck is this Dan Le Batard show?

watched about 3 minutes of it, and it seems like a fucking train wreck!

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 4:32 PM EST reply actions  

It"s him and his dad yelling consistently,

and it’s hard to understand cause the old man’s accent

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I've only seen it once . . .

. . . but as best I could tell, his dad completely makes the show. Otherwise, it’s indistinguishable from threeve other sports talk shows on cable. And, after living in DC for 20 years, I guess I’m impervious to accents.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, I have an accent in every language i speak, including my native hungarian anymore.

Just that constant yelling probably makes it worse, and it gets old pretty fast.

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Chip singing this today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL9ihXiFAko

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by skywaker9 on Jan 23, 2012 4:37 PM EST reply actions  

FELA!

Scored some tickets to see the Broadway touring group in Detroit.

Now to listen to some 25 minute Afrobeat songs.

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 23, 2012 4:44 PM EST reply actions  

But, but, FELA!

I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.

by blanx73 on Jan 23, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that the singular for Cats?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm thinking more along the lines of

this.

"Let me tell you a story. I was a political prisoner for two years. The instant I was released I ran to McDonald's. I had a Big Mac and a Coke.

It was fantastic."
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by AERose on Jan 23, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Actual football content....

Anybody watching Senior Bowl practices on the NFL network this week?

https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC

by Spartan D on Jan 23, 2012 5:01 PM EST reply actions  

WE MUST PROTECT THIS PARKING SPACE!

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

More like THESE FIVE VERY DESIREABLE PARKING SPACES!

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by allicolls on Jan 23, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe you get free wicking shirt?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I will definitely wander by and demand free shit at some point.

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by allicolls on Jan 23, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOOO

Won’t be around la hellbeasta this weekend at all.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 5:13 PM EST reply actions  

Excellent.

This because you’re going somewhere, she is, he is, or they both are?

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I am

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

going to vegas?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays at your doctor's office.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

K-State apparently interviewing Air Force DC Matt Wallerstedt

Who happens to be a KSU grad.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 5:36 PM EST reply actions  

only for publice schools.

/not sure if it still applies.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

No, no, it's "everything" scholar national champions

We don’t have the most of ANY of the big scholarships, we just have enough of all of them to have more of them combined than all other public schools.

It’s the Goldwater that really boosts our numbers, though. Only Princeton, Harvard, and Duke have more, and even Princeton’s only had seven more than us.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

and crop judging.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

WE HATE IOWA

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Iowa relative to other B1G teams

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

they really need to increase the size of that scholarship.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, K-State has sort of a homecourt advantage for the Truman.

But the numbers are impressive.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

THAT S DONT EVEN STAND FOR NUTHIN PAWWWLLLLLL

IMMA HANG UP AN’ VOTE DEWEY

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY PAWWWLLL, YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME THAT DRUNK KID RUBBED HIS FACE IN THAT GUYS CROTCH AT THE KRYSTALS, PAWWWWWLLL???

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

HE WUZ JUST AIRIN' OUT HIS JUNK LAHK WE ALL DO PAWWWWLLLL. THE BASTARD SET HIM UP.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

THEY'S JUST MAD CAWS WE CAN UHFORD PANTS

TO TAKE OFF PAWWWWWLLLLLL

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Truman is from MO, or is there another reason we should have a homecourt advantage?

Eisenhower was born in TX but raised in Abilene, KS about 1/2 hour west of Manhappiness.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Little Manhattan is about as close to the Truman homestead in Independence as any major college campus.

/ has been to the Truman library
// nice place

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

KU and MU are both closer, although maybe they aren't a major college like K-State

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

My power towel approves.

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Not only that

but KSU’s public policy programs (which the Truman skews toward) are pretty well-regarded.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Duke does well with them for similar reasons

They have an undergraduate major in public policy studies that is the de facto pre-law and pre-business program. (Duke doesn’t have an undergrad B-school.)

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh-oh.

Incoming from GameFly: Arkham City and Skyrim.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 6:02 PM EST reply actions  

It was a good run.

Farewell, Jon.

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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Gorramit, CMU library.

I leave my office at 5:05, walk home, get home at 5:20 and have an email saying I had ten books to pick up on loan from the library. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEG.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:10 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for Firefly reference

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

What?

I’ve never seen Firefly, so it was unintentional.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

You should correct this error.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

How the hell can you say "Gorramit" and have never seen Firefly?

And I agree with Anon_the_younger, you must see it soon. Fantastic show.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably picked it up from us...

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY PAWWWWWLLLL, CAN YOU TELL US ALL ABOUT THE TIME THAT AW-BARN WAS RELEVANT, PAWWWWLLLLL?

IMMA HANG UP AND LISTEN.

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:37 PM EST reply actions  

In the last thirteen months

Auburn has won two major titles to Alabama’s one.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nice spin. Your own message boards approve.

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Why is that?

Are K-State sites particularly agnostic about recognizing excellence in trolling?

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

What?

It’s true. They’ve both won the BCS title in the last thirteen months, but Auburn’s got a Fulmer Cup and YOU DON’T SUCKER.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Fulmer Cup > BCS

We still haven’t had a repeat champ, and little guys can compete and win with the big boys.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Touche.

I rallied for the moniker to be changed to the Barner Cup. I mean seriously, who is EVER going to top that off-season debacle.

Auburn’s Fulmer Cup victory drips of Street Cred. Nick Saban just drips of BCS trophies.

Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

And the 2008 Fulmer Cup

Since the shit he doesn’t have time for apparently includes “making sure my players don’t sell cocaine to undercover cops five times.”

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/08/27/fulmer-cup-coronation-ceremony/

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn't we hit the Switzer Slam?

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, but don't bring that up.

Bammers will take credit for enabling Barners to win the Haterz Trophy.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't worry

Barn-U can keep the Fulmer Cup. We don’t want to look like Over Achievers.

Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That's really kind of you

Figured that after the BCS snooze fest and Trent Richardson’s Heisman, you’d be looking to replicate the treble.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

You keep saying it's boring, as if it matters.

/that’s all you’ve got?

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

You can always let us know when you win your division.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Well, in fairness . .

. . . I hear that the game (which I, like approximately 315 million other Americans, did not watch) was better than your lame schtick this afternoon.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Awww, you sound upset.

Take a moment. It’s ok.

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I am.

I chose EDSBS because the commenters are supposed to be smart, not tired-ass rehashes of shit I could read on RTR.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Your mom.

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

. . . also thought that game sucked.

But thanks for asking.

(Seriously, Devil Mom probably watches more CFB than I do.)

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Paging Alabama fans who aren't irritating. Alabama fans who aren't irritating to the white courtesy phone please.

/nobody answers
//gothlaw’s busy elsewhere

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I haz a sad.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

You're aight.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Also we won an SEC championship. And an SEC West championship.

And a Heisman.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

And who hasn't?

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh ya, the Mississippi Schools. Ok, you're better than they are. Congrats.

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Um. in the last 13 months?

Only Auburn and LSU have won SEC titles and SEC West titles. Maffs.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Who gives a fucks about the last 13 months? That's your measuring stick of good? Jesus.

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Read upthread to where jonfmorse said something about the last 13 months

and how my reply follows that in the thread.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Who gives a fuck about Alabama?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly one person in this subthread.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Your mom.

(Deja Vu)

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, sorry.

Mom’s an OU fan.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

MUAHAHAHAHAH

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

You know who else is still running?

Daniel Thomas and Brandon Banks.

/ducks

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

You know what I like best about that box score?

Collin Klein 16 Yd Pass from Grant Gregory (Josh Cherry Kick) 0 38

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget Rock Cartwright.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasn't that the same year Texas A&M gained 85 yards against K-State?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe that was 97

I know we had negative rushing yards that game

But all in all, it was a great series/rivalry

96 – KSU manages to hold on at the last second at Kyle
97 – KSU dominates
98 – A&M wins Big 12 in huge comeback
00 – A&M beats KSU at Kyle
01 – A&M wins in Manhattan (thanks to 2 defensive scores)
04 – A&M wins at Kyle
05 – A&M wins a close one
08 – A&M loses to a Prince
09 – What in the blue fuck? SHERMAN RAEG!!!
11 – Shermanated in OT

So by that count its 5-5 with 2 games going to OT and each side winning one. KSU fans were always class. I will miss playing you guys.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

/grudging

It was. And you guys wouldn’t have anything to be ashamed about even if Bishop hadn’t fumbled.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I could not remember which year we played at home.

And who knows maybe we will have a game sometime in the future, maybe in Dallas.

Bet that would be fun.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

LSU had a better winning percentage this year than Bama.

As did Houston.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

And LSU played a tougher schedule.

Although admittedly, playing Alabama twice kinda brings it down.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Ans Bama's sophomore QB threw for more yards in less than one half vs LSU

than LSU gained the whole freakin game. Keep your winning %. It doesn’t look as nice in the trophy case.

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by Dick H on Jan 23, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

how about scoring a TD vs. LSU in all of 2011?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Princeton, for starters.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Or Notre Dame.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

BYU

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Utah, OTOH, claims an SEC West title.

Which year was that?

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Unfortunately, I believe that was The Year That Didn't Happen, wasn't it?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, capital.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

ok...rec'd cause ND sucks.

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought this was an SEC title joke.

And I was impressed.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I said MAJOR titles, duh.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

None of Auburn's were logical shams either.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

If a tree falls in the forest, etc.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/01/alabama-lsu_produces_lowest_tv.html

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure this had nothing to do with it being on cable, either.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

It was on ESPN for Auburn/Oregon.

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

And that was a more exciting game.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Not the same. Everyone wanted to see Auburn play for a National Championship in Technacolor.

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

IT HAD BEEN SO LOOOONG, PAWWWWWWLLLLLL!!!!

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Just wait till Rutgers makes the MNC game.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Rutgers/BC national title game.

ALL THE RATINGS

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

NONE OF THE TICKET SALES

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Who in Alabama has a little brother complex again? That's what I thought.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry, did my arrogance confuse you?

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Cool story, bammer.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

What the fuck are you trying to do here?

Boasting about your national championship? Good for you guys. That was three weeks ago. No one gives a shit.

Making fun of Auburn? Little brother complex much?

Step away from the keyboard, have a couple of beers, and comeback when you have some clever material. Or don’t. That might be preferable to all of us.

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by wahoocrew on Jan 23, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice reply fail.

Look, I said something to piss off the Aubs. It worked. Recognize it for what it is, and don’t get your pantaloons in a wad.

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

No, you said something which pissed off...

let’s see, a Miami (OH) guy, two K-State guys, and someone with a Central Michigan avatar.

OOPS.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't assuming you were pissed off.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Paging Nick P, Nick to the white courtesy phone please, Nick to the white courtesy phone.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

:(

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate to say this, but I'm also a K-State guy.

Almost my entire family (except myself) went there. Cousins played there. EMAW.

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Well.

In that case.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I just arrived. Totally don't care.

/stillnoAuburnguyspissedoff

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by Tuco on Jan 23, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm less than thrilled.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Also UGA/Hofstra

So I guess that is half East Auburn?

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Wasn't a reply fail

Yeah, it’s pissing us off, but not for the reasons you think.

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by wahoocrew on Jan 23, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

My apologies, Homer.

Sincere apology is sincere. Can’t we all just get along?

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Obviously, your handle is a reference to going

“WAHOO, AUBURN!”

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

THEY'S ARNJ AN' BLUE THAS CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ME PAWWWLLLLLL

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU ROOT FOR HATERZ JUST LIKE THE REST OF US NONBELIEVERS

I’MMA HANG UP AND LISSEN.

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

The sweet release of death

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

We've had a bunch of Bama fans come over here to, for lack of a better word, gloat.

I think most of us here do not mind trolls, but clever trolls are the best and keeps people amused.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

McCommish, realize that "clever" and witty is the litmus test to the guys who pull for these Brand-X schools.

Witty and clever is all that matters, cause that’s all they’ll ever have.

God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.

by Dick H on Jan 23, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I think al.com is over that way

hang a right at the dumpster, then go 300 yards past the slop piles.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Unlike other sad souls who stare at this great board literally 24/7,

I actually have a life, and thus maybe :30 a week at most to waste on CFB blogs. It’s the quality of abuse victims, not quantity.

God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.

by Dick H on Jan 23, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

You might want to actually commence abusing people, then

because so far all you’ve induced is sympathetic giggles.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Why so serious? We all need time to laugh at life.

At ourselves, at our neighbors, or any random Auburn fans in general.

If blog commentary ever raises blood pressure, it’s time to unplug/drank/pray/shoot something……

Just got home from seeing the 4d ultrasound of my second son, due in April. Amazing stuff. so I’m in a don’t give rip kinda mellow mood…

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by Dick H on Jan 23, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Probly an Elijah David, hopefully an Auburn fan for my wife's sake

Our firstborn is genetically predisposed to spontaneous “Roll Tides”

And shalom! I’m 3 hours into Rosetta Stone Hebrew Level 1. Good stuff

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by Dick H on Jan 23, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

WHY SO SERIOUS GUY?

HUH? HUH? WHY SO SERIOUS? ONLY MORONS GET SERIOUS ABOUT ANYTHING! WHY SO SERIOUS? IF YOU’RE SERIOUS, THAT’S BAD, NEVER BE SERIOUS ABOUT ANYTHING? BRO SO SERIOUS? BRO, CALM DOWN BRO! BRO YOU STUPID BRO!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on, Nick.

You know Alabama fans never take anything, especially football, seriously.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hey! They're pretty serious about Horticulture!

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

this is the kind of trolling we like

subtle

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
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by dudebrabroman on Jan 23, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Well considering the joke of a NCG game this year...

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I think if the NFL is serious about revenue they should consider moving a Rust Belt team.

Maybe Detroit or Indianapolis to L.A. or Austin/San Antonio area?

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure if completely serious

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

wait what?

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't care if you're serious they should do this

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, because none of those teams makes them ANY money, at all

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

it's not about how much money you make right now, it's how much money you could and should be making

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

LA is a shitty pro sports town

An Austin and San Antonio are all Cowboys fans.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

even if LA is a shitty sports town, they would make more money.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

that doesn't matter. you lose money by not maximizing,

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Right, but you should move the least valuable team there-

Jags, Panthers, Seahawks, etc.

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Charlotte, Jax, and Seattle are theoretically bigger markets than Detroit .

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Yet they make horrible money

Because the market is not good for pro football.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Oklahoma City seems to have a solid base.

Maybe the Seahawks would work better there.

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Too many Cowboys fans.

Hell, the Texans are having trouble getting market penetration because of the Cowboys empire.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoosh?

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit.

I… yeah, whatever.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

And they're not hemorrhaging people.

Of course, I don’t actually believe this. I just swore that any time someone tried to start a fight about the NC game this year, I would deflect it with an unrelated piece of sports controversy. You should’ve seen the fight over the DH a month ago.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Lubbock Pirates?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Destroyed by Craig James.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

The Gary Pirates has a certain cache to it

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

i would not wish gary on my worst enemies

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
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by dudebrabroman on Jan 23, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

AND THEY WOULD MAKE MORE MONEY IF THE STADIUM WERE FUCKING EMPTY BECAUSE EVEN THE PUBLIC ACCESS STATIONS ARE LOADED WITH CASH

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe that the LA CBS and Fox affiliates are actively trying to keep teams away-

because they can show basically any games they want now.

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

not really true- you're stuck with KC, AZ, OAK, and SF

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought the NFL didn't do "secondary markets" like MLB did...

huh

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

those aren't considered secondary markets

/MOAR OAKLAND RAIDERS. MOAR.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

KC?

Has LA become a hotbed of Chiefs fandom?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I DONT GET IT EITHER IT BLOWS

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

...

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Congratulations on the upcoming birth.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

/checks watch

Hey, look at that! You’ve hit your allotted 30 minutes! Door’s that way, go back to farking images of Bear Bryant delivering your firstborn child

by emc503 on Jan 23, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

perhaps you could take a couple minutes off though

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Woah ho ho

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I think what Dick needs

is some “haha, I trolled you all!!! (sobbing uncontrollably)” jpg action.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

EVERYONE JUST NEEDS TO SHUT UP AND ANSWER THE SIMPLY Q

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

TUA

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

It's big, orange, and tends to disappear about 7 pm in Ohio.

So you should recognize it.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

FTFY

It’s big, orange, and tends to disappear about 7 pm am in Ohio.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

FIFY

It’s big, orange, and tends to disappear around 7 pm am November in Ohio.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

November- ooooh, the sun stayed late this year!

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

mild winter

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
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by dudebrabroman on Jan 23, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

A Gator TE heading off to the endzone?

God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.

by Dick H on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

/EXCEPT IN COLUMBUS

I swear the sun has never risen in Columbus Ohio; that is one dark, gloomy place

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Columbus has great weather in September and October...

as well as for 2 random days in February, plus half of April, all of May, and half of June

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Claims he spends 30 minutes a week on football blogs

/Really only spends 9

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn! Why didn't *I* think of getting one of those?

/ mdwm

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

If you hit the flophouses, you've gone too far

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

A-ha! I knew this sounded familiar:

Video Linky

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Your rec.

Enjoy it

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I would be more nuanced and pointless with my posts here, but I seriously don't have the time

Good night, fellas. Got a 21 mo-old that needs a diaper change, a bunch of dirty dishes to clean, a pregnant wife that needs a backrub, and Dr. Suess waiting on me.

God invented college football to distract Alabamians from conquering the world.

by Dick H on Jan 23, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

HAVING A LIFE NASHUNUL CHAMPIONS

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

PAWWLLLL I went on and finished mah edukashien at the school these ne'erdowells don't have that responsibility bearing down on them.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I've got to go too.

I have to go work out some kinks in my unified field theory. While I’m at it I might cure AIDS. Then, for a night cap, I’m going to have sex with seven supermodels (one from every continent) in a swimming pool made of money.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 23, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

...

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

no I really think the clip this movie from is about girls who were also ice spiders from another planet who killed dudes by screwing them

like a cutrate cleaned up “Species”

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

KICK IT!!

KICK IT IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!

by PirateWolf on Jan 23, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Man oh man.

These are the things a national championship in CFB provides a fanbase?!?

I’ve been missing out.

by Attie Hat on Jan 23, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

the dividends of the 1975 NIT championship, my friend

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I already did all that this afternoon while you losers were driving home from work.

Unfortunately, my cat disconnected my external drive, so I have to do it all over again from memory, but since I’m going senile it may not work out.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I tried to chew gum and type at the same time.

It didn’t go so well.

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

To quote Sports Night (Aaron Sorkin's best writing):

“This morning I woke up and didn’t put my hand in a blender. I’d say the day’s a success so far.”

by Attie Hat on Jan 23, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Imagine if Studio 60 had been good.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Branding of the name?

ND MBA speak?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't even know what you're replying to at this point to make a joke.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

He said we were fans of Brand-X schools.

I don’t even know my brain is a little melted at the moment.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

we're all Xavier fans?

thanks but no.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Brand-X as in social comparison literature stuff? I'll buy it. But NDNation don't strike me as Marketing MBA's as much as HR MBA's/

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

You know too much about the subtypes of MBAs...Not sure whether to trust you now.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

dude really most of us are brand-x schools

Fuck Clemson and God Bless
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by dudebrabroman on Jan 23, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

This shit again?

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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Make you just that much more excited for Dallas, doesn't it?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Roll Damn Shoelace.

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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

lulz

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

alabama vs usc

My ultimate meteor/nuke game

by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 7:04 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

That would be so awesome

All the ratings

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I love Waffle House

http://t.co/iBlZXulJ

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 6:56 PM EST reply actions  

I do to, but that story is great

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I stopped going there after my sophomore year at Auburn

when a large, intoxicated black man grabbed my genitals at 3 AM after the Arkansas game.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sorry about that, too.

Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh. Well. Nice to have met you.

Next time, just shake my hand though.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Understood.

We Bammers are genital confused. Roll the tape, PAWWWWWLLLLLL.

Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Well at least he wasnt a Bama fan.

He would have used his own genitals to torment you.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate Krystal and I was sober, thankfully.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Why? It's the perfect 3am "drunk as fuck and think hungry as hell" food

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Well for starters we don't have one in Mount Pleasant.

But meh. That whole incident ruined it for me. If I’m drunk I usually go to Jimmy John’s.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

they do have cookout in Spartanburg

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

WHOOOO GIANT PEACH THAT LOOKS LIKE A VAGINA NATIONAL CHAMPEEEENNNNNSSSSSSS PAWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Chip Kelly announces he's staying at Oregon

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 6:57 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

hey

Good afternoon. Don’t ask me about our basketball team

by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 7:06 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

?

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

this fits every sport at UCLA

the baseball team, the football team, the soccer team….

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

No Mora tears

the ‘I got my job because of my NFL Dad’ monopoly is over!

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha.

Jets fans lose again.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Ben Howland is so, so great you guys

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Guys, I've got to add to the bad news that's been hitting lately

I lost my mom this morning in a car-meets-semi accident.

Today’s been all sorts of crazy.

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Jan 23, 2012 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

Condolences and prayers.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Shit, man. So sorry to hear. Prayers going out.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit, man.

Most sincere condolences.

by Erik T on Jan 23, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

So sorry for your loss.

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by Tuco on Jan 23, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Condolences and best wishes to you and yours.

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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Condolences.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry for your loss

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

So sorry to hear this.

My thoughts are with you and your loved ones.

by Attie Hat on Jan 23, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa. Condolences, man.

No one should have to go through that.. Very sorry to hear.

Alabama now has as many National Championships with Nick Saban, that Auburn University has in 119 years of football. Roll Tide.

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

condolences

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

oh no.

if there is anything us commenters can do, you just have to let us know.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

That's awful

My sincere condolences

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by wahoocrew on Jan 23, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh no.

Prayers and condolences to you and your family.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

:/

Sorry dude.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, holy shit, no.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

That is awful

Condolences

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I am so sorry.

You will be in my thoughts.

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by allicolls on Jan 23, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

So many thoughts and prayers and hugs your way man

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow.

I’m so sorry. Your EDSBS friends love you.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Thoughts and prayers, bud

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Prayers for you and your family.

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by Dick H on Jan 23, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh shit.

Sorry to hear that. Hope things get worked out for you and your family.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

oh ZTA.... thanks for the memories

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

NOW...IMMA LET YOU FINISH...

but ’Bama sorority girls have the worst rap video, OF ALL TIME.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4LTeoe-eSE

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I've seen that one

My roommates gf is an ex ADP there

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, they're both garbage. White girls have no street cred. Word.

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I made it through a minute of the video.

That was not good.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats one of the most pathetic things Ive ever seen

And Im an ACC football fan

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

What The Fuck was that?

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

We all know that Ted Roof isn't an offensive coordinator. What the Scot Loeffler hire pressupposes is . . . what if he was?

I’m not optimistic.

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by Tuco on Jan 23, 2012 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

Annnd rec.

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by Tuco on Jan 23, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

He can develop quarterbacks.

I’m not convinced Ted Roof could develop diabetes if you pumped Coke into his veins 24/7 for his entire life.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

HEY HEY HEY I TRIED THAT ONCE

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't get him as a hire.

But I’m no fan of AU, either. I figure someone’s gotta have a plan, right? It can’t be as bad as it looks? Right?

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

But...

My Auburn friends assure me this is the most brilliant hire Auburn’s ever made, ever.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry dude. That honor goes to Cam Newton.

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by Mc Commish on Jan 23, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

...I haven't heard anyone say that.

I wanted Mazzone or an Air Raid guy.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not gonna say which blog

But there is one that is touting this move as brilliant. I don’t think it’s as bad as you think or as good as they think.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

My great hope in this hire is that they found a guy like McElwain who doesn't win a lot of games but rarely loses them and does enough to let the defense win.

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by Tuco on Jan 23, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I did find

this.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Hope is a dangerous thing.

Hope can drive a fan insane. It’s got no place at Auburn. You better get used to that idea.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

? can keep him thx.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I swear I'm not trying to get into a pissing contest here.

I swear it. But I disagree; Auburn under Chizik has been offensive minded. McElwain could be mediocre because those two defenses were not just good, but elite. I think Auburn’s going to go the Texas route- decent defense, and an offense that revolves around having a star under center. If y’all can pick up the recruiting again, it’s going to be a system that’ll work, though it may take a couple years.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like fans of a school an 1.5 hours east of Manhattan about their new head coach.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

The Atlantic Ocean?

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

If only KU was there.

/sigh

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess Long Island on a bad day on the bridges? so Hofstra?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure what our Med School dean's name is or if we hired a new one.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Stony Brook?

WOO

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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

...

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

GOD YOU DUMBASS

Everyone knows that Islip is 1.5 hours east of Manhattan.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah at two in the morning with no traffic on the Belt or LIE

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Montauk has a team now?

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you driving at ESS EEE SEE SPEED?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

I thought about it after I posted. Maybe Adelphi?

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a college football team at LaGuardia?

Did they get stuck waiting for the Delta Shuttle, too.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Quarterbacks under Loeffler at Michigan:

Brian Griese, Tom Brady, Drew Henson, John Navarre, Chad Henne.

All went to the NFL, at least briefly. Three became starters. One became Tom Brady.

His offense wasn’t necessarily interesting, but it was usually competent.

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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I've been trying to decide how much credit we give him for those guys. Navarre and Henne I buy but my impression is that he just rode the pine with Brady after an injury.

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by Tuco on Jan 23, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

And Brady wasn't Brady till he had been under Belichick

And Bledsoe for a while.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I am firmly on Team Peyton Manning For MVP.

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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I hadn't seen this

But I think we can agree the argument on who the better QB is is settled.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a KSK thing but one of the better KSK images I've seen.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

You say it's sarcasm.

I say it’s a verbatim quote from someone in Notre Dame’s athletic department offices before they wrote him a check.

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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

IT WAS ALL THE WORK OF JOSH MCDANIELS

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Brady still thinks enough of him to work with him every offseason.

That’s enough for me to know he’s trusted. Hate him or not (and I don’t care for him), but Tawmy is a pretty damn good QB. I also read somewhere that he called most of the plays in the Sugar Bowl against Cincy. I think he’s an unproven hire as an OC with great potential, but excellent hire as a QB coach.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Where's Nick when you need him?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:23 PM EST reply actions  

certainly ought to be watching the SU-Cinci game

That’s what I’d be doing now, except for jerb in Pacific time zone…

by drothgery on Jan 23, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Woah....

Cincy is winning?

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

THE GIANTS NEVER COMMIT PENALTIES

AND A PENALTY IS COMMITTED AGAINST THEM ON EVERY PLAY. ALSO ELI MANNING IS AS GOOD AS TOM BRADY.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

EVERYBODY HITS GIRLS AND SMEARS THEIR OWN BLOOD ON THEM ITS TOTALLY OK

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

...whoa, what?

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Fab Melo ladies and gents

http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2011/06/syracuse_university_basketball_4.html

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

He just needs someone like Coach K

to teach him to take out his anger and aggression by slapping the deck

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

or like calipari to teach him how to properly break and enter into houses in the really, really bad part of durham and miraculously not get shot by the inhabitants

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I was really hoping it was a Game of Thrones reference...

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

and an argument where Nick said: Everybody does it it's not a big deal

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

You're right

So, we all officially hate the shit out of Georgia and New Mexico now, and shall demonize their programs thusly, correct?

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

correct!

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

Jim Boeheim has never coached at either school.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

what was the story with Georgia?

New Mexico fired their offender

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

...

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I read that as "hitler's blood being smeared..."

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

me too.....

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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Basement? Please.

Downtown Northport, with the Red Elephant Club assisting.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Same.

I am generally in favor of smearing Hitler’s blood on things, but not girls.

by Erik T on Jan 23, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

always need to remember

when I think Big East refs are going into ‘we hate Syracuse’ mode, I’m a shameless Orange homer and probably not being objective. This is sometimes always difficult.

by drothgery on Jan 23, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you're doing your complete shitshow series of games early this year

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Syracuse lacks...FABULOUS?

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

If that's Cee-Lo, I want to hit you so hard

If it’s not, then, I still want to.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

It's Cee-lo

Why you want to hit me?

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Because I despise him so much

And because I have violence issues

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Why?

The Cee-Lo part; I know why about the violence thing

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Just not my cup of tea

That’s why I said I hate him, not he sucks

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I love Cee Lo.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

What?

Did you see him driving around town with the girl you love?

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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

touched what you never touch before? seen what you never seen before?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

yes. yes it is. I saw him at Davidson like 6 years ago

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

...

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Tebow Withdrawal Symptoms Dept

No one has asked this today: What does Tebow think about the latest college footbaw developments? (Paterno, Chip “The Lip” Kelly)

by SKLM on Jan 23, 2012 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

No one has asked this

because ESPN knows they would be lynched if they try and cram moar Tebow down our throats.

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Jan 23, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I give fewer fucks about what Tebow thinks about these things

than Paul Johnson gives about anything.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

You just gave me the worst realization ever...

Tebow’s going to end up doing commentary, isn’t he?

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

halftime show.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

He respectfully declined so far

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

"That throwing motion is way better than mine ever was."

“Tim, that was a pass thrown by the halfback.”

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd prefer him to end up like Simms

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget that his son (not that one, the other one) is one of the best quarterbacks in the SEC.

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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I WILL FIGHT YOU (supposedly, but lots of people say they saw it)

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

It is a blitz

/4 guys rush.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Halftime commentary for the Super Bowl??????

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

He was asked by CBS for the AFC championship and declined.

He seems smarter than those ass clowns and hopefully will do the same thing with the Super Bowl too

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לכאלה הולכים שבאה

by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

30' 3 point shot by Bearcat, nuthin but net.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

I have been a steamroller of productivity tonight

Then..EDSBS

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 7:38 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

I do that for UK football.

Notice I have never disappeared

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think I was here

Though I’ve only been here a year

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

The point was that Florida sucks

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Touche

“inferior team” not sure if Florida inferior to UK….

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

we'll miss you march 13

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hrm?

Don’t see anything of consequence scheduled for March 12 (no lacrosse, and that’s a Monday, so no NCAA tournament game).

by drothgery on Jan 23, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

first round is 13-14

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

and?

Even if the Orange lost nearly all their remaining games and were actually playing then (which, y’know, is impossible), that would mean you’d miss me on the 14th or 15th.

by drothgery on Jan 23, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

oh... oh right there's the expanded field this year. that's right.

nevermind

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I am having too much fun with the Syracuse-Fab Melo-Fabulous thing

going to see if I can find a good Fab picture to make fabulous.
/entertained for days

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

...

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Lacks the necessary spice ya know?

Needs crazy hand gestures or something.

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

(look at the name of the guy next to him)

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

SOON

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Is Florida the most successful program

To never have produced a great NFL QB?

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:48 PM EST reply actions  

Objection.

A Michigan Man may only marvel at the sea of maize and blue on Saturdays, or the face of the Lord himself. Impress the world, but be not impressed by it.

by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Alabama

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

And Stabler and Starr, who were both better than Namath.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Stabler yes. Starr really?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

The entire state of Wisconsin will be chasing you with pitchforks now.

Don’t worry, you can outrun them.

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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think there are enough cardiologists in the whole damn world to stop the coming catastrophe

Starr was actually really, really good

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Big 10 Speed

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

great pro quarterback? go look at the numbers

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Great PRO?

Given how so many of the greats have come from obscure college teams…this would be a tough call.

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Neither Dickey or Grogan are pro HOF QB's.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

neither is Kenny Stabler because the voters are assclowns

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

He said great QB.

Stabler and Starr fit that bill.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't tell if trolling...

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably the correct answer...

Texas, Nebraska, or Oklahoma(Aikman counts for UCLA) have somebody that I’m forgetting?

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking Oklahoma

But not sure on the Aikman thing.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

so does Sam Bradford

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I was putting him in the "too soon to tell" pile,

but yeah, that puts them above OSU

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank God Chris Weinke was an All-Pro quarterback

/shifty eyes.gif

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait Charlie Ward!

OH THATS RIGHT

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Texas had Bobby Layne.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

There we go- Texas is off the list

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Not Kentucky (yay)

WOOHOO!

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Nobody curious?

Babe Parilli and George Blanda

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew Blanda off the top of my head.

Parilli too though. Huh.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I think we were all chuckling at "most successful".

Sorry

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I usually go for the self-depreciating humour

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Unitas?

Other than that….Nothing.

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

DUDE CHRIS REDMAN

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

MAY LEFORS BE WITH YOU.

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So did Lorenzon

along with a couple ho-hos and a box of krispy kremes

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

/laughter

/lots of it

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Not disagreeing

I just meant Unitas was their only one

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Tim Couch says hi

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

/Gets sacked while waving hello

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

/Browns fans everywhere sob

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

/again

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

GRADY SIZEMORE TAKES GRADY SIZEMORE'S KNEE TO THE KNEE

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

FAUSTO CARMONA IS TAKING HIS TALENTS TO CLEVELAND. THE REAL FAUSTO CARMONA.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

UGUETH URBINA TAKES HIS TALENTS TO THE UNDERGROUND ECONOMY

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

KENNY LOFTON TAKES HIS TALENTS TO A WORMHOLE BECAUSE SERIOUSLY HOW DO YOU PLAY FOR SO MANY TEAMS N SUCH LITTLE TIME?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

CLIFF LEE IS TAKING HIS TALENTS TO DFW WITH THE KIDS, YOUR CREDIT CARDS, AND ALL YOUR LONG SHATTERED HOPES AND DREAMS

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

ROBIN VENTURA IS TAKING HIS TALENTS TO NOLAN RYAN'S KNUCKLES

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck Cliff Lee.

Also, thank you Cliff Lee.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

//PHILLIES ARE NOT THE YANKEES OF THE NL AND THOSE ARE NOT THE DROIDS YOU ARE LOOKING FOR

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

////PRINCE FIELDER EATS THROUGH THE ENTIRE STATE OF INDIANA'S RANCH BUDGET OUT OF NOWHERE

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

we can't really say that's his fault though

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

This is the point in time that I tell everyone I have a Tim Couch Browns jersey.

And he has a hot wife… go ahead, google her.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I had one as well

and yes, yes she is

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Still possess mine.

Because it’s awesome.

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't find mine...

but I think the Kevin Johnson jersey is still around my parents’ house, somewhere

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a nice exacta with it and a David Carr jersey.

I just need one more to complete the trifecta, and haven’t seen a Jamarcus Russell yet.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I like to wear obscure player's jerseys to Pro games

Like the 4th string nickle package DB or the Practice Squad QB

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

you had a hot wife?

what a busy life you’ve lived.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

....

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Really wish he hadn't wound up with the browns

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldnt mind losing my remote in her

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

/Does this

//Isn’t seen for rest of night

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

not really

Knew there were better programs than us whose best NFL QB was not as good as McNabb.

by drothgery on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Are we counting Tom Brady?

Michigan.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Nebraska, you fools.

Jerry Tagge and Vince Ferragamo are as good as we’ve ever done.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

SHITTY NFL QUARTERBACK NATIONAL CHAMPEENS PAWWWWL

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL my mediocre program has a few QBs.

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Brees and a mediocre Orton

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

texas high school football is truly amazing

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Bob Griese.

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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I had it with lunch sometime last week; it remains delicious, though their ad campaigns do their best to leave a bitter aftertaste.

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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Too much bergamot...

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer the orange San Pelligrino.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

they stock that at Whole Foods now instead of Orangina because it has real sugar instead of HFCS. It's pretty good.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

The lemon flavor is alright too.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

/puts on list for next time I'm in Whole Foods.

/not sure when that will occur.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

mine is within walking distance

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be nice.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

//team Trader Joe's

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

SO SAY WE ALL

And Harris Teeter

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

//Team Trader Joe's is worth it for liquor but their other products are about average with most decent supermarkets.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

No more expensive than some other places if you shop right.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Orangina is delicious.

Even better with vodka in it.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I never got that far with Oran...

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

/Fry "can't tell if trolling" .jpg

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Forgot Gary Danielson

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

How the hell has this not been rec'd until now?

And why isn’t it green?

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't rec it, because I don't like Rome's shtick,

and I was glad he got his ass kicked, and I didn’t want to seem as though I was supporting anything Rome ever did.

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I supported him doing it

because it got his ass kicked.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

It was staged

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Aw come on, don't ruin that great moment for me.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish that the Jim Rome Show was not a daily occurrence.

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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I fixed it

I wish that the Jim Rome Show was not a daily occurence

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't Purdue have the most Super Bowl QB's all-time?

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Purdue sent a spaceship to the moon filled with Super Bowl winning quarterbacks.

It was pretty awesome.

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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Just the one.

But they got back anyway.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Most passing yards in the NFL.

Dunno about SBs. 3 different QBs have gotten at least one.

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that ties you with Bama for the most then.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

USC?

/ducks

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

so far.... so far....

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe biggest bang for buck in terms of overhyped guys who absolutely torpedoed

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe my phrasing was wrong.

I don’t mean elite guys, just guys who can actually start and be competent at it. I’d put Carson Palmer on that list.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I know

I was just joking because of “OMG USC QB”
/benched next year

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Save a seat for Texas, please.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

You're right. Jevan Snead didn't pan out

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Rodney Fucking Peete, thanks

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Im probably missing someone...but I cant think of any out of LSU that were any good

/Jamarcus Russell eats double down

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Um, Y.A. Tittle?

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

YA Tittle

Also, OSU is a better all-time program than LSU

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Not true.

LSU has been a contender for the #1 program for all of college football’s glorious 10 year history.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Just lead him/her out to the nearest overpass

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

so many computers, no way of telling who it was

i think they realized it though….thank god

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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

start smashing monitors and find out

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn you,

drink on my laptop

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

It was one of my go-to links in law school

When I wanted to make someone bust out laughing. Even without the audio.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 23, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Had to see a different one

Same video but longer

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Drop a net over the person's head, yell "CATCHPHRASE", and speed away on a motorcycle.

Score a point for gender equality.

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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you know me too well.

if only i had a motorcycle in the dude. and a net.

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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I am not a fan of FSU but Bernard James deserves good things

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

I feel like hellbeast

I keep on eating but can’t get full

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

phrasing

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

SHE EATS A LOT

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Everytime she gets up to go get food, one of us texts another

SHE MUST FEED. Her boyfriend never wonders why we giggle every time she goes to eat

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

start calling her cloverfield

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

And then everytime they go up to do it, we play the same game

But replace “She must feed” with Me Want Snu-Snu

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Call her "Jared Lorenzen"

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I should totally shop her face on to his body

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

More like North Korea: Alabama, or Pennsylvania?

open viewing. Christ.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

Beaver Stadium. snrk. /is twelve

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Pennsylvania

If Saban has back to back 6-6 seasons, they’ll turn on him, loyalty be damned.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

6-6?

If he goes 10-2 they’ll talk about how he’s not the right man for the job.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 23, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

PAWWWWWWWWLLLLL WUT ARE THEY DOIN LOSING TO THE NUMBER ONE TEAM IN THE COUNTRY

WE UPPOSED TO BE NUMBER ONE. SABAN AIN’T GETTIN THE JOB DONE.

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I never understood this.

But then again, we try to put our deceased in the ground within 24 hrs

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Muse is probably suing the Army this second for lifting their bass line from uprising

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

That was SDSUs entrance song last year

NOW TAKE TWO GUSSES AS TO WHAT IT IS. BET YOU NEED MORE BECAUSE IT IS SO FUCKING ORIGINAL

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Seven Nation Army?

Yeah, probably.

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by Tremendous on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

We used to have Powerman5000

I don’t wanna talk about what we had the last couple of years.

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait what?

What are we talking about? The army lifted something from Doctor Who?

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

He's saying Muse lifted 1/4 of Uprising from the Doctor Who theme song,

and the Army lifted the baseline from Uprising for their commercial.

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Big and Fat Cincinnati player is big and fat

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

Best not to have first helpings.

CHILI SHOULD NOT BE A MAUVE COLOR IN PICTURES

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Feed him some of the local deathchili.

He’ll crap half his body weight within 48 hours.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 23, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Philander Chase's Sweatervest and this response both popped up at the exact same time for me

And it made me laugh quite a bit…

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

there is no team I dislike more than Cincinnati. They make my skin crawl. They're pretty much most of what's wrong with college athletics in team form.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Their the ones who had a 0.0% graduation rate, right?

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

*they're

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasn't that under Huggins?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

wasn't that under Huggins?

i’d like to think the team is better now. don’t really pay enough attention to know for sure.

i mean, i won’t say a word to defend the Huggins era. remember hearing about a player who got in trouble when the fully loaded firearm he was carrying around on campus fell out of his bag and discharged.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

nope. no better.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

That's not Huggins fault, that's just the culture of Cincinnati

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

it's one thing to lower the ball to let John Wall in (maybe not justifiable, but I can understand the rationale). It's another to basically recruit out of sheriff camp

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't get it? why recruit such horrible people so consistently. is it that hard to get people to go to CIncinnati?

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that rhetorical?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

AHEM

the football team had the highest graduation rate of all the BCS teams the year they went undefeated.

so maybe it is a basketball thing, but i wouldn’t say the culture goes any further than the basketball court.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Still I would not think that Cincinnati is a destination college.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

But I'm there.

Who wouldn’t want to play for my amusement? What higher calling is there?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Guess you need to start a marketing campaign.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

this

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

you can joke about Syracuse. but folks behaving badly are strong outliers, as they are at most programs. Not at CIncy. it's the norm.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I know

And no one wants to go there because it’s fucking Cincinnati.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, It's not like South Bend, Syracuse, Morgantown, or Providence are more awesome or anything.

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Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I honestly can't understand how Hawaii is not a football powerhouse.

I’m serious about this.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously though

It’s fucking Hawaii. That’s a huge recruiting advantage.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

No, it's not.

But I don’t understand why not.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Incredibly far away from any family in order to see the games, no television contract to speak of

Shitty facilities, all you have is the fucking beach and awesome weather. That’s not nearly enough.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Would've been enough for me.

See you in 5 years, mom.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

San Diego State is not a powerhouse either

Even though it’s probably possible to field an FBS team entirely made up of San Diego county guys.

by drothgery on Jan 23, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

SFSU

could be?

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Because most people would rather be near their families and on TV when the country is awake than in paradise

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, Syracuse has Top 5 basketball facilities now and a huge atmosphere

ND is ND, Morgantown at least has an awesome party culture, and Providence doesn’t get anyways anyways.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Syracuse problem is the inverse of Hawai'i

Too damn cold.

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

It gets colder at most B1G schools

than it does in Cuse. We just get more snow.
/using we somewhat loosely since, well, you know

by drothgery on Jan 23, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Also

If you come here you can legally gamble. So that’s a perk.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

was once taken to an indian casino in the syracuse area.

the lounge with the cheap-slots was one of the saddest places i have ever personally seen.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

The only casino in the area is Turning Stone

That area is indeed, pretty sad. The whole slot sections is sad.

The poker section is worse.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Me neither.

If I want to blow my money, there are plenty of shiny Apple products calling my name.

by Attie Hat on Jan 23, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Food.

In KCMO, they have some decent restaurants at the casinos.

Walking by the gambling areas never enthused me to gamble.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Going to school in Morgantown is like living in a three-season resort town

Beautiful in spring, summer, and fall. When I was taking summer classes there I used to get up, head out to Cheat Lake with my trunks, snorkel, and fins and go for a nice, leisurely swim, then head downtown for my classes. The restaurantage is not all that phenomenal, but as a poor student I couldn’t have afforded grand dining anyway, and the Mountainlair’s cafeteria was good enough.

Winter, however, is pure hell. Cold, bleak, icy, hard to get around town, bare trees, ugh. This is when the party culture is a help, keeping you drunk enough to not care very much and survive until spring again.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Never thought winter was so bad there

at least you get snow there and Wisp is 45 min away. Plus driving on icy snowy windy roads is like playing a video game.

He in Baltmore and MD eastern shore (my places of residence after leaving Motown). Its just wet muddy and flat. Trust me 40 degrees, rain and slop makes for a much worse winter.

by rook0119 on Jan 23, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I've lived in the Frederick, MD area for 21 years now

and in the DC metro for 28. I know the winters here very well, and I still prefer them to Morgantown’s.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Cincinnati is a lovely place to be

and i’ve been through syracuse, it is south bend with more snow.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

and flying bullets

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Syracuse is definitely more dangerous

Cincinnati is more ugly

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

...

http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2012/01/syracuse_man_shielded_3-year-o.html

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Your whole "use one incident to paint a broad stroke" think is really annoying

Cincinnati’s crime rate is 33% higher than Syracuse’s. Ergo, Cincinnati is more dangerous.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

two incidents.

but yeah you’re right. though they’re both not very good.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

also: Memphis. Holy cow.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

?

Baltimore is higher than Syracuse in 2008

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm looking at the city section

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

also, Baton Rouge, WTF?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Lots of face-kicking.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I got you there!

Where?
DIAGONALLY!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, urban areas seem more pertinent. also you can't manipulate the statistics because the definitions are much stricter for the city areas than for suburbs

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

also the 500 you cited earlier was pulled from the city numbers

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

the lakes are more toxic though

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Upstate Indiana under a few feet of snow just becomes flat AND white

wait a minute….

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

/8ball.jpg

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Not the joke I was going for

but lets stick with that

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Best to not make fun of the fine tradition of beautiful women from Notre Dame

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, didn't mean it that way either

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

But they are cute

can’t wait for you to get out of this with IE.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

NOTE TO IE: I was being serious!

:-)

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

if by cute you mean "adorably ugly"

/LONGHAIRDONTCARE

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

my mantra...wait.

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I've always used it. as a chant.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

The notorious TOB?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the whole fucking town.

Bengals? Check. Worst scandal in baseball between 1919 and 2004? Check.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

what baseball scandal?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Pete Rose

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

the worst?

I mean…. the league was segregated until Jackie Robinson

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

True.

Unfortunately, that wasn’t a scandal at the time.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

That was a terrible thing.

But, it wasn’t really scandalous. Hell, Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier just as the US Army lifted theirs.

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Pete Rose.

Also, their former owner was a bit of a racist.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Daniel Snyder

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate that John Olerud's hat eyeballed motherfucker.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Dusty Baker's deforestation work.

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

All of my responses to this would get me placed in the spider closet for an undefined length of time

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

This is honestly really strange

I got a shitpot of homework done and thought “I’m gonna keep this going so I have less to do tomorrow” and once I moved on to work for Wednesday, I just quit. I honestly cannot do any more because I know I have another day to do it

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

Exactly

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

There's not a thing in this world you can't do

Tomorrow

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by ItsComplicated on Jan 23, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes there is

because Skyrim may be here tomorrow.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Let me just say

Sansa is a little bitch

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by ItsComplicated on Jan 23, 2012 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

Yes. Yes, she is.

She gets better eventually, though. It’s just going to take a while.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

She gets a pass after everything that SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I'd be pissed

You’re reading too right, how far along are you?

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by ItsComplicated on Jan 23, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

About halfway into book 2.

Unemployment is good for reading long, in-depth series. And that is all.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm close to end of book 1

Loneliness is good for reading as well

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by ItsComplicated on Jan 23, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

She's TOTALLY pledging KKG when she gets to college, guys.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Banana's are better than Oranges

That sign leaves a lot to be desired and is an indictment of the academic institution that is the University of Cincinnati.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

mid 80s? not now?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasn't counting Chelsea.

I also wasn’t counting giant inflatable bananas.

by Chris Pendley on Jan 23, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

The T-Mobile commercial where the girl is "late for the game" -

Who the hell goes to “the game” looking like that?

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by allicolls on Jan 23, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

More info needed to comment.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Most commercials go out of their way to put fans in gameday type gear - jerseys, hats, whatever.

This girl has on a nondescript pastel sweater and looks like she’s going to Wal-Mart.

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by allicolls on Jan 23, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

So Game Day in the SEC, is what you're saying?

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

No sundress.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

No dress and 6 inch heels it sounds like.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

only at Arky

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

They have Mizzou now.

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Mack Brown got a contract extension that wasn't a letterbomb?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

He had better give Manny Diaz a big present.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Wooo!

Go Mean Green!

Actually… we may have passed UTEP and Rice based on last season, so there’s that.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Todd Graham

resents MB for denying a chance for his dream job.

by rook0119 on Jan 23, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, Syracuse bounced back

Now to see what Melo’s fate will be tomorrow.

(Fucking Notre Dame)

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

I don't think that is allowed on the ND campus.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Especially for Syracuse.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Then explain to me

what Weis was doing to their football program for so long.

by rook0119 on Jan 23, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

MU is #2 in the polls

And #1 in our hearts

That is all

by UMR_Rugger on Jan 23, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

And will probably still lose by six

in the return game against K-State.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

That's why I said six

and not 20.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmmmmmmmmmhm.

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

hope they hit Phillippe's

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Underachieving Texas A&M at KU.

I don’t think this will be a close game.

Not sure what the point spread is, but maybe Texas A&M can beat it since Baylor and K-State didn’t.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:02 PM EST reply actions  

Davidson did!

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

That wasn't at AFH.

Still a quality win and enjoyable.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

so? IT WAS IN FUCKING KANSAS CITY.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Neutral court.

or enemy territory given the activities of the 1850’s and early 1860’s

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

you sounds suspiciously like a Kansas fan

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

and you root for Michigan Football.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously

I want to go to a game at Allen Field House sometime, just for the experience.

I will root for the team that KU is playing.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a big difference between AFH and Sprint Center

When there’s a KU game in KC, you will actually get MU and KSU fans going to the game just to heckle.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

there are Kansas State fans in Kansas?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

There are more Kansas State fans in Kansas

than there are Duke fans in North Carolina.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

this is definitely true

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

there are more Kansas State fans in New Jersey than there are Duke fans in North Carolina

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I know.... but I said North Carolina

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

There are more Rutgers fans in Kansas than there are Duke fans in North Carolina

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Jim Delany is intrigued by this.

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

OH SO NOW YOU WANT TO INVITE US

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

probably true

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone else make up words to fill acronyms when they don't know what they actually mean?

Or is that just me?

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Allen Field House,

although your words might be more fun.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

No good ones tonight-

Alien Fraternization Hut, Air Force Hideaway, Amazonian Fatalism History

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude

This hotel…

I want to make love to this hotel.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

Are you stuck somewhere?

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

which hotel?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

that's where Jim Belushi died (I think). they just renovated it a couple of years ago (I think).

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I really don't know the difference but I'll take your word for it

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

YHBT HAND

(I hope, otherwise I’m going to have to cast LJ into the Moron Pit.)

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Republican Debate in Tampa tonight...

people at work wouldn’t shut up about it

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Go commercials!

Went to a history/geography/government conference for secondary teachers that showed had a speaker show how politicians prep for debates. I haven’t watched one since.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Will there be some spidery talking tomorrow?

BTW, sad state NBC is in…Republican debate would probably get better rating than 90% of their primetime programs

by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Whitney and Chelsea

No wonder why NBC is beaten by Univision.

by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

And Commu....

OH RIGHT. FUCK YOU NBC.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 23, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

NBC decision making...whoof.

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

And Tom Hammond

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

All the best commentary and writing, definitively. Possibly.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, every candidate can agree that Tampa sucks.

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by allicolls on Jan 23, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

And that SOPA sucks!

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

And SOPA's friend, PIPA.

There has to be some rule regulating overseas site, but not SOPA or PIPA

by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

What's that about Pippa?

/pippamiddleton.jpg?

Ambitious, but rubbish.

by UMBAI on Jan 23, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

How many more days until Archer returns?

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Aw...thats like forever man

At least Justified will be on tomorrow, right?

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Thursday.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Negative three.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

reply fail, meant for SVP

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Anybody playing Football Manager?

Playing Man U…going on a seven game unbeaten streak so far

by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Why don't you just put in cheat codes while you're at it?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I haven't played the game for so long

Tried as Sunderland…Lost five straight games, went “fuck it” mode. I need to play Man U for a while just to see how the game works again.

by Bus Crasher on Jan 23, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

back from the library

but I brought so many books back that I split the seams of my backpack . . . comps.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

back before the nerd bell?

kids these days… no dedication.

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I never studied in Olin...

MAP was so much better- plus, no nerd bell!

The cleaning ladies and I got to know each other well enough that they would bring me sandwiches occasionally

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

If you walked in SQuad during the early afternoon any day during 2003-2004 or 2004-2005,

you could’ve seen me napping in the window of the math majors only computer lab on the third floor

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

comps?

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Senior exercise, required to graduate from Kenyon.

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually really enjoyed mine-

Anyone want to read a 30 page description of the proof of how we know that, if an odd triperfect number exists, it must have at least 12 distinct prime factors?

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

well considering i had to read that a few times to comprehend what you were trying to get at

and my throbbing head ache… i’m going to pass.

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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Does it have pictures I can color?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, it's number theory, not knot theory or topology

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd probably have to read it threeve time and still have lots of questions.

But I do know that the square root of 3 is important to 3 phase electrical systems.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

...

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

my cousin's partner was/is? a number theory professor at usc

i always just pictured him sitting in an office stacked with papers and books looking at numbers all day.

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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Like number theory?

Come work at scenic Fort Meade in Maryland!

by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

/has applied for a job there

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

scenic as in we're sure you like the indoors as you like math and you will love our indoors for hours and hours and hours

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

FTFY

i always just pictured him He sits in an office stacked with papers and books looking at numbers pr0n all day

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm assuming full professorship btw

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

There's lots of fun stuff going on-

but yeah, it’s basically that. “Number Theory” is a bit of a misnomer, since most of it is more focused on classes of numbers or searches for numbers that people are pretty sure don’t exist

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

What he said

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

You're wrong.

Numbers are just a social construct. Anything you say to argue otherwise is also a social construct. Also, your mom is a social construct.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 23, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

/team construct

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

is this where i complain about the patriarchy?

oh wait
/goes back to tumblr

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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

BAWWWW

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

/types joke

/hits delete

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

There is no patriarchy.

There is only drunk.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

MOAR GIN

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

that crystal palace is still sitting on my counter

i think i wanna make vodka gummy bears for this weekend.

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by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Will you share?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

/imagines you having a mediocre soccer team on your desk

//or a giant 19th century WORLD OF THE FUTURE glass building

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Anthony Hopkins?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

?

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd, of course...

/What college will DG come up with today?

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Mount Vernon Nazarene.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Too close, and I don't think his dad recruited teachers there...

I’m betting, hmmm, Ohio Northern

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

No, see, DG and I are now trying to out-obscure one another on Ohio colleges.

Unfortunately, I think he just won.

Until I do something evil and whip out Chancellor or get old school and use Albert Holbrook or Buchtel.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhh, I was unaware that the game had actually flipped...

NEOUCOM didn’t get you? Damn

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Noted cartoonist, who, oddly enough . . .

.. . . learned how to draw while enrolled at the Ohio College of Podiatric Medicine.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

(No, Dad didn't recruit teachers there)

But it was too good not to use.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Well played!

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

no and I like math

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 23, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

haha. well reading for my english comps was how i learned to drink coffee.

/test over the entirety of western literature? things like “narrative of the life of frederick douglass” being some “light reading” between the closing of the library of going to bed?

//though it was totally awesome that one of my essay portion readers was the guy who also rejected my honors proposal, so i wrote the honors project anyway for my comps and he gave it what equates to a “high pass”

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

That guy sucks...

/no idea who it was, never took an English class at KC

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like exams at an English or Scottish university

Eight hour finals? Eight hour finals.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

IN FULL MIDIEVAL FORMAL WEAR

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

WITH BAGPIPES PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

That reminds me.

Burns Night is this week. (The only time I saw bagpipes on campus during my year at Glasgow Uni.)

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

We have like real Scottish people so we’re drinking whisky and eating haggis. I don’t like either, so I’ll just take a bottle of vodka along but.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

If you're going to eat the haggis . . .

. . . you need to drink the whisky. First. And in quantities.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

It also reminds me of my college trip to Scotland...

Of which a drunken Scottish soccer fan whose team lost (not sure which one) asked me and my girlfriend if we’d like to “see what’s under [his] kilt” and proceeded to streak us.

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

they do actually wear the medieval formal wear at Oxford for exams and take the exams in the "examination hall" which looks a good deal like a medieval prison

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

they don't have them. they're called drinking societies

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Are their exams really 8 hours long?

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

usually yes

sometimes the questions are ridiculous. look up “All Souls Entrance examination”

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Those actually look like fun questions.

One of my professors had exam questions similar to this. 3 hour exam with 3 questions and you wrote until your hand cramped.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Similar to my alma mater.

Why yes, I’d love to spend 8 hours of my Saturday in May composing essays.

by Attie Hat on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

You've mentioned being a small liberal arts guy before, and I meant to ask:

Since you’re from Michigan, do you mind sharing where you went? If that’s too far “under the veil” of anonymity, I understand

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhh, The Zoo

You guys kicked our ass in football my freshman year- but I had two catches in that game!

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Most excellent (both our victory and your catches)!

One of my great regrets is that I only became a CFB fan in the fall of 2009 (right after I graduated), so I was never able to experience the full power, tradition, and excellence of Hornet football.

I did go back for our Homecoming game this year, though. We lost by 30.

by Attie Hat on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, wrong game- was combining games.

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay so went out suit shopping with the girlfriend over weekend and bought a suit that looks nice and fits well.

Got the pants tailored and all that jazz. Problem is as such:

I may be slightly colorblind, and thought the suit was a standard grey; the label, however, says brown (and I can tell the inside of the jacket is brown). While trying on the suit in the store, I had my black suit shoes (and gf present) to check the drop and make sure they went well together.

Problem is, though I think my black shoes will go well with it, I intended on this being an interview suit. I have shirts, ties, and belts for either way the commentariat sways on the issue, but yeah, long story short, would black shoes look bad? Done some google searches, and the internet as a whole seems pretty divided.

Like I said, at first glance, the suit almost appears (to me anyhow) as a dark grey, but there are some brown notes (i.e. this is not a tan or light brown suit) in it. Sorry for the tl;dr, but you guys are usually pretty good here, so yeah do I need to go shoe shopping or no?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

People wear brown shoes with black or grey suits.

They’re wrong.

The opposite would be two or three times as wrong.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 23, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Or, since you intend on it being an interview suit, think about it this way:

Will the contrast draw attention to itself? Do you really want the interviewer(s) to think about that? Let your answers to those questions be your guides.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 23, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

See I've heard the opposite. Black Suit with brown shoes is a no-no, but the reverse is split.

Closest picture I could find is as follows:

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

from esquire

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't tell the difference between the charcoal and brown in the above besides the darkness, but the suit I got is closer to the charcoal.

That said, it looks like it’s shoe shopping this weekend. Goddammit.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Is there a stripe of any sort?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Take a picture of the suit up close and post it.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Thinking this. Need to find a way to connect my phone to comp.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

email it to yourself.

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Working on it...Then girlfriend calls and trumps phone/camera usage.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

email it to me, if all else fails.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

it's pretty obvious. most charcoal is closer to black in all honesty

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Like I said, there is a good chance I am partially colorblind in that area. I get greys and greens and browns confused a lot.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

This is pretty much spot on.

Though the don’t have a great example of charcoal there to my eyes.

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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 24, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

ACS, J., concurring in the judgment and the result.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

The only time you absolutely cannot wear brown shoes

Is with a black suit. The rest depends on how dark brown the shoes are, compared with the suit.

Nadolig Hapus

by gth863x on Jan 24, 2012 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Never wear brown shoes with Black/Charcoal suit, and vice versa

Big no no

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Pictures (apologize for the crappiness) from my phone. Sorry no good camera:

From a distance.

Next to a black leather portfolio.

Brown bedspread in background. So is this charcoal or not?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

dark grey?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

It looks grey but take a close up picture of it.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't get a quality picture that gets the texture, but will try this one:

Closer shot.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not seeing any brown in it.

maybe post in the other thread for more comments.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

It looks like charcoal

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Black shoes will do just fine

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, that's like light charcoal

Black shoes are fine. I’d recommend a windowpane check shirt, since the fabric doesnt look like there’s much of a pattern

by emc503 on Jan 23, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Not for an interview.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay; thanks for the help all. Just kinda panicked because the tag said brown, but i couldn't see it.

And it wasn’t obvious brown to me (like the comforter I have in the background). And I think for an interview I’d stick with a white shirt or something more conservative, no?

Appreciate the help since I may have problems with colors, commentariat.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

From the Victoria Advocate, 12/6/79:

BROYLES RAPS POLLS, CALLS FOR PLAYOFF

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

A&M up by 3.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

RAINING, ICING YEA

Where is real winter?

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 23, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

OH...YOU JUST WAIT

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Shift+A

What’s up, losers? Leave the basement today?

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 23, 2012 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

Nope.

At least not according to the ’Bama fans trolling here as part of their English independent study program.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

foreign language program*

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

There are plenty of days when I need EDSBS to English translation.

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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

all your base are belong to us

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Engwee indepewpew wah wah?

alisonbrie.gif

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

/goes to message board

//berates posters for posting on a message board rather than doing important things

SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS… nevermind.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 23, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Well he only posts for thirty minutes a day apparently.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I got a baby, man.

Bought it straight cash.

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

why buy when when the practical is so easy?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, you mean three minutes of pleasure, followed by nine months of agony and eighteen years of boredom?

/Larry the Cable Guy’d

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Bo admires his stamina

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"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

HE'S GO A BABY GUYS

THAT MEANS HE’S NO LOSER, HE STUCK HIS DICK IN SOMETHING

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

like your sock drawer

EMOTE

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

What if Dick H was Harvey Updyke

He could have just switched his initals thinking he was clever

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

What if Dick H stood for "dick hole"?

"I used to think all Jesus did was walk on water and tell people not to get abortions, but now I see he’s so much more than that. He’s like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined."

by mnHorn on Jan 23, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Its scary out there

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

this might be a raegy drunk night

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

go hard in the paint son

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

not like a partying drunk

like an “I’m so fucking frustrated” drunk

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

thatsracist.gif

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, you got gipped.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm thinking of a word that perfectly describes the situation

And is absolutely, positively not racist.

But I’m still not going to type it.

by Nigel_T on Jan 23, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

/steals cheesesteak

//outruns Nick

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

/dies of food poisoning

//estate sues Nick

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

ATTRACTIVE NUISANCE DOCTRINE

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

///sticky poster

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Ewwwwwww

But dont forget about the ball signed by the entire 2003 Syracuse basketball team

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

////Fathead

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

/////anatomically correct

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm going to go get booze and come back here and brood and will you all put up with me?

this is a shitty night

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

as long as you don't go RTR on us.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

RTR?

roll tide roll?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Redneck to redneck?

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Rees Throws Redzonepick?

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

For lack of better words, yes.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't want to get banned, so no worries.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Today was a shitty day

It was all gloomy and foggy and rainy and cold and shit…all on a Monday

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

which one?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Furk.

ACS hate Red Wings purp.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

...

SO SAY WE ALL

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Just one good team is all I ask

Browns or Indians or Blue Jackets

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

/points at banners

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT

/south detroit is windsor

Those who stay will be champions.

by willbechampions on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

OH SHIT SHES CANADIAN RUN

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Canadian? Do you know Margaret Atwood?

Canada is like growing up in a small village, yes?

This is all just babytown frolics.

by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

America's Hat!

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by allicolls on Jan 23, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

/ thinks about inserting Windor ballet joke here

// decides to be nice

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

lulz

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

You aren't missing much.

/19 yo Attie goes to Windsor
//loses $125 in less than 45 minutes

by Attie Hat on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

//north detroit = punch that snob in the face

///west detroit = DRIVE FASTER

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

/Throws octopus at ACS

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Andrew Zimmern.

Your glasses… just… no.

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

/taiwanese person puts out hand for handshake

//andrew zimmern bows deeply
///taiwanese person stares awkwardly

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

He's in the US for this season.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING. Also, Twin Cities right now, so hotdish.

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by purwho on Jan 23, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

The fuck is this gui Loh?

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

OMG y'all are STILL here?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

give us a thread for me to fill with maudlin!

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Why maudlin?

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Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 23, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

MAGDALEN DAMMIT

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"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

We all went out to party, because only losers spend more than thirty minutes a day here.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

We've got them fooled pretty well, don't we.

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by allicolls on Jan 23, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

In between curing AIDS and seducing Christina Hendricks earlier today

I wrote a program to automatically comment here on my behalf.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT TH FUCK DID I MISS

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Bama trolls.

If you’ve seen one, you’ve seen ’em all.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

The outside world is cold and cruel

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
"...I know what you doing, so once again Skip stop It. Be an analyst, don't be a douche bag" Terrel Suggs, Ball So Hard Univ. calling out Bayless
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY LOSER

GET A LIFE YOU INTERNET NERD LAWLZ

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

um...this one is available

Underpass not included

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

RANCHOVIA RANCHOVIA

NOBODY CAN BE DEFEATING YA
WE’LL SLOW THEM DOWN WITH THE BLOOD OF OUR GOD
AND GRIND THEM TO PASTE YAWD BY YAWD

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

We're pathetic and sad -- but social.

College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe

Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!

by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

but which commentator is which character?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I AM TOTALLY MOLLY RINGWALD RIGHT

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

yes!

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

...I'm that transparent, am I?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

This is an insult I will not forgive.

Gloves are off now, punk.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll take it.

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by allicolls on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

what movie is this?

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by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I was trolling the john belushi.... but this? this I have no idea

The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair

by Londonjoe on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a movie based on a scene from "Futurama"

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

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