THE CURIOUS INDEX, 1/23/2012
by Spencer Hall on Jan 23, 2012 12:58 PM EST
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PrintANOTHER DREAM DEFERRED. We have so many dreams left to fulfill: practicing law without a license, rewriting the Song of Fire and Ice cycle as a battle between warring medical supplies salesmen, visiting Freddie Mercury's memorial in a dress, and yes, being the person who gets to scream "STOP THE PRESSES" when something like this happens.
So after the haze of Twitter report, and then Twitter report, and then Twitter report, we have this. At one point last night, Chip Kelly probably accepted the Tampa Bay Bucs coaching job, and then changed his mind. In the meantime Oregon fans hyperventilated, Boise State fans strapped Chris Petersen to the mast and put paraffin in his ears to keep him from hearing the songs of Phil Knight's sirens, and everyone wondered why in the hell a spread option coach like Kelly would go to the NFL, much less why he would opt to take an offer with a team that had lumbering cannonade Josh Freeman at quarterback.
Fortunately for tidiness's sake, Kelly will remain at Oregon, most likely with a massive raise from Phil Knight and the new added fun of everyone freaking out every time a new job comes open in the NFL. There is plenty of historical precedence for this kind of epic waffling. The recently departed Joe Paterno pulled the exact same move at Penn State with the New England Patriots, and Steve Spurrier himself nearly took the Bucs job in the mid-1990s. All we remember was
FURTHER PATERNO TRIBUTES, ETC. You could spend the rest of your day reading through Paterno tributes, so why don't you do that? Bruce Arthur's piece focuses on the complexity of Paterno's legacy, while Bomani talked with Lavar Arrington, who was clearly in a very particular and painful place yesterday. Sally Jenkins was his last interview, and details Paterno's need to talk even as his body failed him. Michael Weinreb echoes the emphasis on "complicated."
AND ON THAT PREMATURE REPORT OF HIS DEATH. Clay's wondering how CBS fucked up as badly as they did, and there is one answer: because they piped in Onward State without corroborating, which is way bad. Yes, we would be giving ESPN a hard time if they did this, but to be fair at least CBS tries to correct its mistakes, and not defend them even at the expense of a court case. It should also be noted that the accuracy of this report was terrible by 21st century standards, but rigidly precise by those of the 16th century.
[/loads blunderbuss]
[/shoots goose]
[/sips new beverage "tea"]
WE CAN DEFINITELY DESCRIBE THIS AS A "HIRING." The days of the spread are over at Auburn, or at least Dr. Gustav's Spread. Auburn has hired Scot Loeffler, former Florida qb coach, Michigan assistant, NFL assistant, and the coordinator of the Temple offense this year. Lloyd Carr really likes the hire, and that may not be good. As for us, we remember his legacy at Florida well. Gene Chizik hired Gus Malzahn and Brian Van Gorder, and he hired Ted Roof. There is literally no telling how good this hire is, but at 37 Loeffler is young, has been around some very good offenses, and cannot be dismissed out of hand as having NFLAIDS or any other afflictions that would make him a specious hire. (Except for Lloyd Carr liking him.)
HE APPRECIATES YOUR CALMNESS, CHILLUMBIA, MISSOURI. Dorial Green-Beckham doesn't say much, but he does appreciate Mizzou fans not being insane. This hint at DGB favoring a school that is sane about its recruiting immediately eliminates the rest of the SEC completely.
ETC: Summer of Mallett makes a surprise Super Bowl return, you skanks. This tire's third bounce is, by our estimations, at least 8000 feet in the air. NNailed it, B1G!
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I always wanted to stop the presses.
Sadly, the first job I had where the presses were actually in the same building, we were usually so late getting on the press that we never had to stop them. The second job, we couldn’t afford to burn two sets of front-page plates.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 1:00 PM EST reply actions
"STOP THE PRESSES!"
“Alright, start the presses!”
“That takes four hours!”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Practice law without a license?
Doesn’t the majority of the readers of EDSBS practice law without a license?
I'm working on getting a license!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
Suspended means you had a license at one point, yes?
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Then, no, I don't practice without a license!
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Does it count if the "license"
is scrawled on the back of a Denny’s placemat with a crayon?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
and was then shredded by the blanx?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I was trying to find a way to upload a photo, but then got busy.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Not sure about a majority of EDSBS,
but certainly 85% of Twitter does.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
A sizable minority of the commentariate practices with a license.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
And the others working on their licenses properly preface their comments.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Look, there's a reason they call it "practice", right?
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Not a game...
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 23, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
Surely such waffling from a coach has never occured.....
by btcoop71 on Jan 23, 2012 1:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Don't forget that house he bought in Versailles, too.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
Oddly enough Spurrier did the same thing too
Also with the Bucs
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
REC'd
Would rec again.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I'm so upset Kelly is not leaving
Pac-12 is a less exciting place.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
Late to the party
but why isn’t LeGarrette Blount sitting there?
You either die a Tiger, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Jayhawk.
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Appropriate pic is appropriate
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by Ron Zook Owes Me a Liver on Jan 23, 2012 1:05 PM EST reply actions
Joe Schad has two sources who are highly skeptical of that headline
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 23, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
My dad was at this game, where my sister attended
He actually said to me, “Fuck this, I’m only going to NIU games if Kentucky’s going to lose like this.”
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Jan 23, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
would the Throne of Iron
instead be composed of threeve hypodermic needles?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Damn, bro... give a Targaryen a chance.
You know a line that inbred has got to be full of hemophiliacs, too. Isn’t a razor-sharp throne enough? Now they’ve got to impale themselves on needles, too?
/Arya’s Needle excepted
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Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 23, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
TETANUS IS COMING
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
by kalon on Jan 23, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
16th Century ESPN?
ESPN haf LEARNED, via divers SOURCES of great mysterie that one man in the employ of the SPANISH CROWNE haf discovered the ifland of BRASIL, where there be plentiful LANDE and alfo the RED SOCKES.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 1:06 PM EST reply actions 25 recs
Joe Schad with another scoop.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, Happy New Year ACS!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
They still had Around the Horn, but it involved fewer fatalities.
A sassy, brassy, classy lassy.
by LoneStarHoosier on Jan 23, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
/swamped by icy waves
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
ESPN announces exciting new programming:
“Rome is Burning,” starring Jim Rome. Coming to you in late 410 AD!
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
And a cast of Visigoths
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Hogius Merrillius. What an asshole.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
True Romans bemoan the garish barbarism of their gigantic tie knots
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
Dan LeBetard thinks that his 'highly questionable'
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
And verily upon arriving in the LANDE
of MIAMI FLORIDA, they difcovered one LEADER DANIEL, and they did give him the name LeBaftard, in keeping with his CHARACTER, and among them did one SIR THOMAS make upon him that DANCE which is like the myfterious ICE-BIRD of the ARCTIC.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This needs approximately 10x more recs.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
It's the inclusion of the Red Sockes that makes it so spot on
Never deny, rarely affirm, always distinguish
Printed by fightin amifh at hif jolley good webfite
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
The HONOURABLE W'm J. SIMMONS? Surely he doth print
only the finest PAPER in the entire LANDE sire.
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions
Truely and verily YE GRANTLANDE, Or, A Treatife at LENGTH on the village of BOS-TOWN and itf ENVIRONS
with COMMENTARIES on TELEVISION moft VULGAR.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Whereupon the Most Honorable ARBITER, upon adjudging the Behavior of Miss Chloe KHARDASHIAN
to be moft ENTERTAINING and INSPIRING of AWE, did announce a REWARD of FIVE POINTS when the Young Lady did BURFT into TEARS.
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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And henceforth also, A WELLSPRING of KNOWLEDGE and
expert COMMENTARIES on The AFFAIRES of the PATRIOTIC MEN of ye village of BOS-TOWN and their QUARRELES with the mythical GIANTS of fabled yonder city of NEW YORKE. Mafter SIMMONS aroufes the IRE of one MR. NICHOLAS of NEW JERFEY who doth deem Mr. SIMMONS’ COMMENTARIES to be moft undefirable, As he is wont to do.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I see mostly spiders
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
I downsized it to the point that you could read the relevant headline
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
What a bunch of crap.
The Chinese New year is not rich in tradition.
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Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 23, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
witty comment ugghhh
I literally hit the first wall of the day in the last 40 seconds
waking up at 3 in the morning to lightning and tornado sirens resulting in pants shitting and pacing in front of a tv as a weatherman
almost had to spend another morning in the bathtub
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
We ignored it and slept
Only to find out our neighbors were missing fences, downed trees, and, in one incredible case, an entire 20×20 storage building just down the street (nothing left but the cinder blocks pillars). Took over an hour longer to get to work today (downed power lines).
Next time, I might turn on the weather radios, since we have ’em and all.
I heard some bad storms rolled through
2 fatalities in Birmingham
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I'm south of the worst
But as I said, it was surprisingly to wake up and see the damage in my own neighborhood. Luckily, no one hurt that I know of and we didn’t even lose a shingle.
They got it the worst.
We were lucky in Arkansas, just a few buildings damaged but no injuries. it’s just been a shitty time with tornados recently.
by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 23, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
just another lovely day in Dixie Alley
after last April I’ve decided to start turning on the TV when the sirens go off haha
had my boots and blanket next to the tub ready to go
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 23, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
it kicked up and just as I was about to check our power went out
Didn’t remember the weather band on the 2-way radios until after I saw the damage.
As an Oregon fan
I had 2 reactions last night.
First:
Second:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y_1TmbMbi0
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Jan 23, 2012 1:09 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Oregon SID just said
No presser planned for Chip before signing day, which is so Chip.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
"rewriting the Song of Fire and Ice cycle as a battle between warring medical supplies salesmen"
This would make a lot more sense to me.
/ not really a fantasy fan
// “oh no, not another fucking elf!” (CS Lewis at a Tolkein reading)
/// is old
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
SANSA
[40 pages of bitching about the woes of selling ADHD medication.]
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
fitting, as she sounds like the Pharma Sales Rep prototype.
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/takes breath
MOTHERFUCKING SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 1:10 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
You want the Patriots to win?
You commie fuck.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
I don't want the Patriots to win
I’m just saying the Giants have been playing with house money. The casino is going to collect.
Teams from Boston and New York are playing in the Super Bowl.
It’s about time that teams from those markets get some overdue media coverage.
by USCndaATL on Jan 23, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Also
Chip says this to the rest of the Pac-12:
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I posted this on the other thread but it worth posting again
Terrel Suggs calls Skip Bayless out this morning
" be an analyst, don’t be a douche bag"
http://youtu.be/44HQGlTUyh8
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 1:12 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Troll gonna troll.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Holy shit. I didn't realized this happened
on ESPN. That’s amazing. Where do I pitch in to help buy Terrell Suggs a medal?
We got some tears...nope, we gotta thumbs up!
Twitter
Chris Kluwe called him a fuckwit on twitter
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
That's my boy!
Tangentially related, Kyle Williams: embarrassing ASU with his cockfingers since Thanksgiving 2009.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
by Big Jon on Jan 23, 2012 1:34 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Congratulations!
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Congrats!
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 23, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
Big congrats
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 23, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
As?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
Nuclear engineer at the naval shipyard in NAWWWfulk, Va.
I haven’t accepted the job yet, and have until Thursday to do so. But I’m fairly certain I will.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
???
Is there some sort of rivalry with VB I’m not aware of?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
/pays Charlottesville City Council $10M/year to keep from being annexed
/General Assembly passes law prohibiting further annexations a month later
/furk
(Albemarle County’d)
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Fuck Nawfuck.
They all jelly of the Beach.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, it's actually
“noo-cu-lar”, right?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Whoooo! Enjoy!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
It's just the job title
I’m not really doing that kind of engineering, but mostly stuff related to power distribution systems on the ships. I’m not taking his jerbs
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Plus you'll have early knowledge of jerb openings.
So maybe it works out for purwho in the long run?
Power Distribution You Say
See if you can get some 20 amp circuits rolled into design of AC power distribution system on carriers , at least for the circuits that might house gym equipment of the treadmill type.
What do you mean treadmills need 20amp outlets and the current AC system only has 15amp outlets
Lt Albie to Capt Engineer- Think you can rig a system to step up amperage to ac outlets in new prototype hangar bay gym outlets so we can put the $40,000 worth of new treadmills to use?
Lt Albie to Capt Reactor Officer – Since Enterprise actually has 8 reactors can we “borrow” one for special power generation needs?
Congratulations....
Govie or Contractor?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 23, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
ALL THE LEAVE!
ALL THE CHEAP MEDICAL INSURANCE!!!
JOIN THE TSP ASAP!!!
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
He's so right.
Getting a GS position is what all filthy contractors dream of.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
not this one.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 23, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
17 years as a guvvie before switching to contracting
Still plan on finishing out my retirement as soon as kids are done with college and big $$$ are no longer required.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
congrats buddy!
I’m still working on it.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Congrats!!
May the celebratory drinks flow tonight.
by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 23, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
It's all pipes
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
by psuphiman80 on Jan 23, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I thought it was a series of tubes.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Well, there's a bunch of piss there, too.
But I think he’s talking about actual piss, not the intertubes.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 23, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
Seinfeld auto-rec
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 23, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
Arian Foster
is a gentleman and a scholar.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
he can tweet however he wants
1. underachieve at Tennessee
2. go undrafted
3. get picked up by middle to back of the pack franchise
4. ?????
5. become one of leagues best Runningbacks
6. profit
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 23, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Better than Moises Alou's urinal of choice
I guess he was tired of wishing.
Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man. If anything made by God can be overcome; anything made by man can be overcome -- Gus Malzahn
That's gotta be one of the more entertaining players
who doesn’t come across as a dick
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Also, I feel like Puddles today
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Watching Rachel v Guy celebrity cook off
Coolio and Lou Diamond Phillips make for one hilariously awesome terrible show
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 1:16 PM EST reply actions
It's not terrible
I’d watch an hour of Coolio and Joey Fatone cooking in a lunch truck. Wait, I just did.
However, booting Summer Sanders off to keep Taylor “MotherFreaker” Dayne was unforgivable. But, yes, I forsee a LDP/Coolio/Joey Fatone spin-off sitcom starting soon.
Of the many things I'd like to do to Summer Sanders
I don’t think “booting” is one of them.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
How much ground meat?
All. All of the ground meat.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
Accomplished my career goal of quoting Outkast in Circuit Court today
I need a new goal. Any suggestions?
by ElRocco337 on Jan 23, 2012 1:17 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I think the default here is 5 hookers
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Hidden message in a pleading?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck Clemson.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
Your honor there is certainly precedent for my shocking statement
may I refer you to Holgo v Dabo from January of 2012
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 23, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
May I ask which line?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
"You could plan a pretty picnic but you can't predict the weather."
by ElRocco337 on Jan 23, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
WE NOW BALANCE THE INTERESTS OF THE ANTS IN EATING THE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES AGAINST THE PLAINTIFF'S INTEREST IN NOT HAVING HIS PICNIC RUINED LOONEY TUNES-STYLE.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
"Let bygones be bygones, Todd Graham will go on and get the hell on"
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 23, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
Iambic pentameter?
Such vulgar doggerels are not fit for a court of law. Only dactylic hexameter, and in Latin.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Int: Oval Office
LEO: Two, four, six, eight. Two. And it’s suppose to sound like this: Guilty, or not
guilty, past convictions frustrate, the judge who wonders should your fate, abate.
It’s a cinquain.
BARTLET: A what?
LEO: Cinquain.
BARTLET: How do you know?
LEO: I know things.
by Nigel_T on Jan 23, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
trochiac tetrometer is also allowed
Bartlet: (reading) “Fear of cancer from asbestos / Fuzzy science manifestos.”
Glad I got to green that
My loyal heart avows no other.
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I miss this show, so much.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Good Will Hunting:
“There is a lengthy legal precedent, your honor, going back to 1789, whereby a defendant can claim self-defense against an agent of the government, if that act is deemed a defense against tyranny, a defense of liberty.”
/Spider’d
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by vineyarddawg on Jan 23, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
I made her shit her drawers.
-Humble Mumble
/go for the gold.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 23, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
Quote NWA. Or Ol Dirty Bastard.
Baby I like it RAAAAAAAAAAWWWW
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by Big Jon on Jan 23, 2012 1:39 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Rick Ross only seems appropriate in Bankruptcy Court
We Blowin’ Money Fast.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
quote wu tang clan no less than three times in court
with at least one OBD line
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Jan 23, 2012 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
true
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Jan 23, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
still if you could fit C.R.E.A.M. into a court hearing...
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Jan 23, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
SCOTUS used Dylan in 2008
“The absence of any right to the substantive recovery means that respondents cannot benefit from the judgment they seek and thus lack Article III standing,” Chief Justice Roberts wrote in a dissenting opinion. “‘When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose.’ Bob Dylan, Like a Rolling Stone, on Highway 61 Revisited (Columbia Records 1965).”
I note without comment that Roberts got the lyric wrong.
by Nigel_T on Jan 23, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hE COULDN'T BRING HIMSELF TO SAY 'AIN'T'
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 23, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
The fact that Roberts is the one to quote Dylan
Made me almost shit my pants from surprise.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
See my example below
It’s the clerks that sneak the references in. If your judge is nice, he lets you keep one occasionally. But even then, some other judge in the majority will screw you over most of the time. Nice thing about working for the Chief, if it gets buy him, it’ll probably stay.
Also,
according to people who would know this, a portion of his interview for clerks is asking them to tell him a joke. He wants to weed out the grim and the humorless
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I have a citation to Should I Stay Or Should I Go by The Clash in the Federal Reporter
My attempts to establish a circuit-wide presumption that people with the middle name “Wayne” are guilty was thwarted by the third judge on the panel.
by Ardbeg on Jan 23, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think I cited "You Can't Always Get What You Want" in a research paper once
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
/references H. Nutt cell phone fiasco in Journal note
//provides citation
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I cited the double rainbow guy in a presentation on 18th century british poetry last semester
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
I just had a case upheld in the 6th Circuit a couple weeks ago
Which I can’t take credit for, or use for professional gain, because it was from when I was a defense attorney.
/facepalm
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I read this as Circuit City at first.
Which, impressive.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I should probably wait 3 days to comment
Just in case JoePa arises from the dead.
It also gives Chip Kelly more time to change his mind again.
You can never pay back, but you can always pay forward. - W. W. Hayes
Hello, Best Things I've Seen Today - Sterling Archer Draper Pryce
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 1:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Man, President Bartlett's gonna be PISSED.
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 23, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
OHIO STATE JUMPED SYRACUSE IN THE COACHES TOP 25?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF FUCKING BULLSHIT IS THIS?
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How are we not ranked in the AP poll but ranked in the Coaches' Poll?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
AP hasn't come out yet
I don’t think
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
I need to always remind myself you're a Harvard man
cause for a second I was thinking, “dude, not cool”
Yes I care for UGA b-ball even though it brings no joy ever.
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 23, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, there was that one time, with the tornado craziness
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
True, that was fun. I honestly think that one could make the case that UGA b-ball historically is one of the hardest to understand failures ever
we almost never seem to get the big time in-state guys regardless of coach, system, era, etc. It is truly baffling.
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 23, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Athletic office probably just never cared about basketball for decades
And now it’s hard to get out of that rut, even if we want to.
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
We were good for a bit..
then it turned out we were paying the shitty players on the team.
/ignores that fact that we probably cheated to get Jonas and Jarvis too.
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by jokastrength on Jan 23, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I thought you were talking about Tubby's tenure.
/saw the Harrick mess coming from the first day we hired the idiot
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Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 23, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah..
It sucked when Kentucky took our Tubby. Sucked worse when they hated him.
We would love to have a Ten-Loss-Tubby.
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by jokastrength on Jan 23, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
We would love to have Billy Clyde back
he’s a lovable drunk.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
Definitely
and it sucks cause when b-ball is strong (I’ve been there during some of the decent stretches) Stegeman gets rocking and the vibe is absolutely awesome. I’d kill to have that semi-consistently
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 23, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
I was in school when Tubby was there...
… and there’s no question that the Coliseum can be a raucous venue. Just have to provide the product first.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 23, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
As a Kentucky fan
I want Georgia to be good. The SEC is more interesting when there are four or five good teams to challenge us. That’s why I’m looking forward to Mizzou during basketball season, because Florida is going to have to pick its game up to remain the second-best SEC team.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah...
I was student from 02-06.. so yeah.
We were good that one year- then I saw SportsCenter had an interview with a former player..
Nothing good happened after that.
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by jokastrength on Jan 23, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, a road win over Nebraska is a big deal.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Do my eyes deceive me
or is Nebraska somehow ranked in squeakyfouls?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
NU women are ranked
CU men are top 15.
NU Men ranked in squeakyfouls? LOL NO SIR
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
aha
that explains the bizarre thing I saw while flipping past the B1G network last evening.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
It's either that or the beginning of an ether binge.
In which case, good luck sir.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, you guys have a bad loss.
Notre Dame only beat Pitt by 13.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
OHIO STATE HAS 3 LOSSES!
THREE!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
The only explanation is that voters dislike Syracuse more than Ohio State.
Think about that for a minute.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Heeheehee
Basketball talk while trolling makes me feel like this:
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 23, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
Why are you wearing shoes?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
"I want to do the trolling, but is basketball, so I walk all awkward."
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Oblig
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Jan 23, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions 10 recs
Auto-rec.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 23, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
Lil' Brudder?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
No, Hyperbole and a Half
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/11/dogs-dont-understand-basic-concepts.html
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Jan 23, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I'm dying laughing right now
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
And the polls have no effect on the committee
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
ISWYDT
That’s a rec.
If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!
How many banners are at the Carrier Dome . . .
. . . for coaches’ poll national championships? If your guys get back on track, they’ll get a one-seed for the tourney, and anything else is just bullshit anyway.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
LACK OF RESPECT PAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
You ranked above Murray?
Yeah, then shut up about lack of respect.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Greened you Murray so cheer up.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
AMEN.
And the Racers get Aska back this weekend. They are legit.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
Murray's played old men and cripples
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
FLORIDA
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
Beat Dayton (leading A-10), Memphis and Southern Miss (tied for 2nd in C-USA)
which, for an OVC team, is pretty good.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
Murray hasnt lost to Notre Dame
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
If only we had some kind of tournament-style contest following the season where we could have teams play each other and where regular season rankings are generally meaningless.
What? We do have such a thing?
STFU
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
/Basketball switches to BCS
//We don’t have UConn-Butler
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions
The world would be a better place without Butler-UConn
by 49er16 on Jan 23, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA!
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
We also wouldnt have Duke-Butler
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
That goes without saying
But it still needs to be said.
Repeatedly.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
but who would be holding the gun in that world?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
First half of Butler-UConn was the basketball equivalent of 6-3
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 23, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
Meant 9-6 obviously in reference to LSU/Bama
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 23, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Wouldn't be a problem if y'all hadn't lost to an unranked opponent.
Posting a comment on this website has always been a dream of mine.
by Big Jon on Jan 23, 2012 1:41 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Just want to point out that Georgia beat Notre Dame this year.
Therefore, by the transitive property of wins, Georgia Basketball > Syracuse Basketball.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 23, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
Which means
Mercer > Syracuse kinda.
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by jokastrength on Jan 23, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
Just for that
I’m not going to bring up the Michigan State Anomaly.
Oops.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
By calling it an anomaly, you've been kinder than most.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 23, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
The "exception to the rule"?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
SYRACUSE HAS BEEN SLIGHTED IN A MID-SEASON POLL
QUICKLY, MEN, TO THE PITCHFORKS LEST THIS LEAD TO MORE EGREGIOUS FORMS OF DISRESPECT LIKE GETTING A 2 SEED OR MISSING THE TOURNAMENT ENTIRELY AFTER FINISHING IN TENTH PLACE IN THE CONFERENCE
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by jonfmorse on Jan 23, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
And this subthread can now end
Because Jon just won it.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
Greatest picture I have seen in some time
Free at last!
by lhb98 on Jan 23, 2012 1:29 PM EST reply actions 24 recs
Jean-Ralphio isn't down with that nerdy shit
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Zelda? Is she a good kicker or something?
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 23, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Girls are too weak to be on football teams.
/Barnett’d
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 23, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
"Dodongo dislikes smoke?"
“At least he ain’t gettin’ arrested then.”
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
"Hyrule?"
“Nah, I tell my guys to stay off that stuff during the season”
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
This is so excellent.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
Heh
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 1:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Jan 23, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
I actually have more respect for Eli now ...
He got the living shit kicked out of him and kept at it.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 23, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
/repost of Eli sack gif in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 . . .
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
More respect for him than his brother
though I never respected his brother
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 23, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
mexico's finest certainly know how to make a tire bounce
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
Portugal.
At least the language was Portuguese.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
huh
this is probably why I failed spanish, my bad
Fuck Clemson and God Bless
He marched right out into the middle of the road, as both police and rioters swarmed all about him, and the world in general devolved into anarchic chaos, and he said, "You know what? Fuck pants."
And he's right. Goddammit, he's right.
by dudebrabroman on Jan 23, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
Would have been better
if one of the dudes handed a buddy his beer, gotten into the tire and said “assistir a este.”
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
by skinnyphatman on Jan 23, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
THIS.
I kept waiting for a pity flag from the Ref.
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Official Release
http://www.goducks.com/ViewArticle.dbml?SPSID=3383&SPID=233&DB_LANG=C&ATCLID=205366826&DB_OEM_ID=500
EUGENE, Ore. –- University of Oregon football coach Chip Kelly has announced his intentions to remain as the Ducks’ head coach.
"I am flattered by the interest of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ organization. I enjoyed meeting with the Glazer family and General Manager Mark Dominik but after numerous discussions, I concluded that I have some unfinished business to complete at the University of Oregon."
In three seasons, Kelly has accumulated a 34-6 record and guided Oregon to a trio of conference championships and BCS bowl berths, including a 45-38 win in this year’s Rose Bowl.
"The Tampa Bay Buccaneers asked for permission to engage in conversation with Coach Kelly, which was granted," Oregon Athletics Director Rob Mullens said. "The University of Oregon is one of the nation’s preeminent college football programs and, as such, it comes as no surprise the NFL is interested in our personnel. We are pleased with Coach Kelly’s decision to remain as our head coach. Coach Kelly has provided great leadership and remains committed to building on our position among the elite college football programs in the country."
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Jan 23, 2012 1:42 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
He didn't even bring up the Huskies once
This must be the edited version.
Team we've beaten 8 times in a row says what?
:-)
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
He was talking about "unfinished business"
The fuskies are anything but…
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
I don't believe he'll be there for long
Chip Kelly doesn’t strike me as a person who’s going to stay at one place his entire career. He’ll eventually move on.
I'm okay with that
If he wins a national title, I’ll help him pack the moving van myself if he wants to go.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
what if that van were heading to USC?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
As long as its not UW or Oregon State
I’d be okay, although that would irk me a bit.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I don't think it's going to be an other college job
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
You don't think he might take an SEC job?
Just to prove, after his last two outings, that his offense can beat those guys?
Maybe
I’ve thought that the SEC would be the only place that he would go. At the same time, if he’s aiming for NCGs he’ll get plenty of opportunity to show that he can beat the SEC.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
It has to be an SEC program that's better than Oregon
I Don’t see Miles or mini Darth Vader leaving any time soon
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Florida
Florida might work. History of spread, history of taking good coaches from outside conference, great recruiting base, not that far away from national championships.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
I always knew Lane Kiffin would somehow inexplicably fall into the President of the NCAA position
just never considered Chip Kelly replacing him at USC
They hit the road doing ninety
Leave them steel mills far behind.
Ain't no good life down at the Ford plant
Three guitars or a life of crime.
by Dawg in Beaumont on Jan 23, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
this started a train of thought about kiffen being endlessly promoted and chip taking his old gigs where kiffen becomes President of the Solar System, Chip becomes American President
and ndnation tears a hole at the internet at the notion of a spread-guru named Kelly being in charge of the military.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What would Saban's position in this system?
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Pluto
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
The Great Gazoo
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Gazoo's too tall.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
arch-nemesis of Flash Gordon
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions
Wing the Werciless?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
as forgetable as the Syfy remake of Flash was, i did really like how their Ming forced all his subjects to call him "Merciful Father"
i can totally picture Saban forcing all the citizens of Alabama to call him something similar, while they wonder how many of their family members Saban has just had murdered.
where is that gif of a Bama-themed North Korea?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
Derek Dooley could run the offices of Health and Education
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
TOB is a main-sequence star with a color temperature of F and a luminosity of III
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
Most likely
The most successful coaches in college don’t tend to stay forever. Not any more at least; the days of Paterno (RIP) and Bowden are long gone.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
He's from the northeast, so I wouldn't be surprised to see him leave if there was an opening at one of the football powers of that region.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 23, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BEATING PRINCETON IN THE FIRST EVER COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME AND RAY RICE PAWWWLLLL
Twitter: RyanMcD29
by RyanMcD29 on Jan 23, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And by PAWWWWLLLL I mean Francesa
Who would be all "DATS AWL AND WELL BUT LET’S GET BACK TO THE IMPORTAWNT STUFF, YANKEES HAWT STOVE
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Bowdoin.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
DON'T DO THAT TO ME
I can’t stand joy like that.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
(Seriously though, TURF FIELD, SOMEONE RUNNING 4 VERTS COME HERE!)
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
seriously, INDOOR TURF FIELD
and most road games are in the south.
But not for 2 more years....
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 23, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
even in 2013 Big East
most potential road games in warm weather locales
I learned much of myself last night.
First, that I do not fault Chip Kelly for ever leaving, because he’s done a lot for the program in such a short span. No fretting over future job openings for me; if he wants to go, I’ll salute him on his way out of PDX.
Second, I was conflicted over the possibility of having Chris Petersen replace him. On the one hand, it would piss directly in BSU’s Cheerios, which would make me happy. On the other, I irrationally disfavor Petersen’s considerable offensive system. I cannot explain this. Maybe it has to do with the QB being under center, and thus reminding me of the nightmarish hellscape of watching the Niners throw out double-tight-I-formations on third and long.
I love green because money be green.
_____________________
Twittin
clearly a time when they should run the dive.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Fulmer Cup points for new Mexico!
http://www.krqe.com/dpp/news/crime/police-lobo-qb-maced-girlfriend
Redshirt walk-ons going crazy with the mace on their girlfriends in ABQ
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I think UGA also had a domestic incident
Sanders Commings was charged with striking his girlfriend
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
What the fuck was up with this weekend?
a Lobo goes loco and maces the GF and an UGA was seen slapping his on a public street corner…
HEY GUYS! HEY GUYS! HEY GUYS! BEATING ON GIRLS IS NEVER EVER COOL!
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 23, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
AHHTELLYEWHWUT
The PURVIOUS coaching REGIMINE here did not UNSTALL an appropriate sense of DISHERPLAN. As I keep tellin’ mah good friend URCHIN SIAMESE SECREST, this team needs a lot more MENNAL TUFFNESS — and better DUFENS LAWYAS.
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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
You forgot...
/pulls out can of mace
//looks at camera 2
///sprays mace in his mouth
an’ better DUFENS LARWYERS.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 23, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
He "accidentally" sprayed her
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
I had some dates end like that in college
“I don’t understand, this has never happened before.”
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by BoilerTMill on Jan 23, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions 11 recs
better than getting accidentally spayed....
If the brute force method fails, you didn't use enough brute force.
I'll get that bitch some maces
Bitches love mace.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
I prefer to maize my girlfriends
it involves corn and Hail to the Victors on repeat
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 23, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
/shudders.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 23, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
I fear to ask what "the Wolverine" is then.
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Fitting for girlfriends
as there is no ring involved.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I gotta rec this, too.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I'm afraid to take this gag any farther haha
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 23, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
Your girlfriend must have you whipped.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
well, yea
I’m a sports nerd/nerd nerd who spends all his time on the internet
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 23, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
Sanctuary?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
We won't talk about what happens when the horn sounds.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Game of Thrones topic is upthread.
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Paging ACS to the white courtesy phone...
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WELL ITELLYEWWUT, AWLCAWLS.
Ah always tell mah FOOTBAW GUYZ that if they’re feelin AGGRESTIVE, they shouldn’t take it out on their WIMMINFRENS
/states at prosecution
//picks nose
///wipes booger on witness stand
becaws the charge of DUMUSTICK APPLIANCE is always gonna have a LESTER IMCLUDED AFFENSE.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
They should give you a regular column.
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They should not.
I black out and can’t remember anything for half an hour when I do that.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
I'm failing to see the issue here.
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That's because I have to give you a full system restart to make you stop.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 23, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Shhh...you know the first rule:
we don’t talk about FIYUGHT club.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 23, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
so you watch ReBoot together?
BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
The best have to suffer for their art.
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Or let him start pamphleteering
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Dumustick appliance wouldn't be necessary if she know how to use one.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 23, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Hefty Lefty lost a pizza-eating contest.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 1:56 PM EST reply actions
He has to stay in playing shape.
You know… less than 450 pounds.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
by vineyarddawg on Jan 23, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
Its on
Matt Barkley’s Twitter
Looks like we both do "@schadjoe: Chip Kelly in statement says he has “unfinished business” at Oregon"
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Lane Kiffin publicly chastises Barkley
In his office, Kiffin says “Up top, brosephus!”
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 23, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
Barkley and Kelly were both just leveraging for pay increases from their respective schools
by Ardbeg on Jan 23, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Heh
Also, I think kelly asking for a pay raise is essentially two steps:
Call Phil Knight
Ask him for dumptruck of money.
If I could kiss Nick Holt, I would. Though, with him, I’m sure it would end in deep penetration and a score
by kalon on Jan 23, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wringing his own factory empire in Myanmar out of Uncle Phil?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
And now it's time for me to attempt to piece together the annual all-conference teams
for Southwest Conference football.
/sobs quietly
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/pats jonfmorse on the head
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 23, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
/awards MtnEer_in_SC a Heavy Metal Grammy
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
/grumble
Seriously, this is a nightmare. According to the various schools’ media guides, there were 37 players on the 1995 first team. And that’s AFTER me stripping out everyone who was denoted as having “only” been a Dallas Morning News or Houston Chronicle or whatever selection.
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Oops
Which is why you never, ever trust a school’s media guide entirely. They deliberately mislead in order to look better.
(There’s one year where A&M claims like 13 first-team selections. Uh, right.)
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No, but Einhorn's gone.
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...EINHORN IS A MAN?!?!?!?
/BARF
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions
I look forward to the buddy sitcom
where Cundiff and the 49ers return guy spend years wandering various cities trying to escape the angry fans of the team they let down.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Or, put another way . . .
. . . to Dan Snyder signing both of them. FML
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Nah, Snyder will instead give a 5-year contract
to the DB that knocked the ball out of Lee Evans’ hands.
Ooo
A Larry Brown Contract!
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by jokastrength on Jan 23, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
That would have worked if every team had hired Neil O'Donnell.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
They settle in WICHITA
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
No, they'll settle down in Jacksonville.
Or Minneapolis.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 23, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
..
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
by wahoocrew on Jan 23, 2012 2:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I don't have the facebook and therefore do not understand what I am not seeing
by ItsComplicated on Jan 23, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Virginia put up a VTech picture on their facebook
apparently a bet was placed
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 23, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions
It's the city of Charlottesville's FB page
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
How the fuck did you lose...seriously...to Virginia Tech?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
How the fuck are you 0-2 against the Ivy League?
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
Harvard is ranked...Princeton...not quite sure
Virginia Tech is just a big ball of sadness
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
Im rooting for UVA....I want there to be as many ranked/tourny ACC teams as possible
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions
Do you use what we in the Big East call the 'Boeheim Exception"?
A conference foe you root against at all time because of the coach’s odiousness?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I never realized just how hated Jim Boeheim was before recently
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Been asleep for his entire coaching career?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions
You're a Kentucky fan
99% of the coaches you guys have employed have been either sleazy or deplorable people.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
100% of the coaches Syracuse has employed that anyone recognizes are.
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Boeheim is neither sleazy nor deplorable
He’s just incredibly fucking annoying.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, okay.
/snickers
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What?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
/recruits illiterate foreigners
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
I don't know how that's "sleazy"
I mean, I guess showing up on a recruits doorstep at 4am in the morning like a deranged ex boyfriend could be considered sleazy.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
we prefer to be call "devoted once-and-future boyfriends" thank you.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
You're talking shit about Joe B. Hall, Pitino pre-Celtics and Tubby? REALLY?
BCG, I’ll give you. He Who Shall Not Be Named, certainly. Rupp wasn’t the racist SOB everyone wants to make him out to be, but OK. But you want to throw Joe B, younger Pitino and Tubby under the bus?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
Tubby was the exception
Pitino has ALWAYS been slimy as fuck. Even when he was an assistant here. Joe B. Hall I have nothing against.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
When Ricky started banging skanks in Italian restaurants
he crossed the line. (Although arguably, trolling Kentucky by leaving for the Celtics, then coming back to Louisville may have done it first.)
But even taking him out of the conversation, that still leaves Joe B and Tubby, plus we can argue 15 rounds about just how bad Rupp actually was (admittedly, 1952-3 doesn’t help his case.)
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
Was it really banging?
I mean, doesn’t that require more than one bang?
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 23, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
This is truth.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
Was 1952=53 even his damn fault?
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No, but he gets blamed for it
just like he gets blamed for the Bear leaving Kentucky and not recruiting more black players (even though a couple of SEC schools had threatened not to play us if we recruited a black player.)
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, it's pretty difficult to judge anyone outside of Mississippi and Louisiana on that one.
Considering those two states refused to let their teams play in the NCAA or NAIA tournaments for several years once the tournaments integrated.
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SI had a great piece a few years ago
about how they snuck the Mississippi State team out of the state one year to go play in Chicago, and the furor it raised.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Loyola-Chicago
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1066743/index.htm
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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
That wasn't the story I was thinking of
but that was the tournament.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmm, can't find the proper SI story
this has a little more info on the LUC-MSU matchup http://www.kinesiology.msstate.edu/pdf/mccarthy_history.pdf
Gotta love MSU coaches sneaking into TN to avoid court orders forbidding them from playing.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
Found it
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1028206/index.htm
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
I personally hate calhoun much more than Boeheim
Calhoun is a known cheater and seems to be more of a complete asshole
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
Calhoun is just a boor.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
At least we know what he's nawt
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Calhoun should be booed.
When you want a lying sack of crap to coach your team, look no further than Jim Calhoun!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
NAWT ONE DIME
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
It was just amazing how as soon as he came to Connecticut he started getting All of the recruits to come up to the most boring state in the union to a team with no previous prestige
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Prestige is Latin for "sacks of cash", right?
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 23, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
"Hookers" as well
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 23, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
That's the way I've always interpreted it
Especially when the subject comes up on AbovetheLaw.com.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Harrumph!
So glad I don’t have to care about AboveTheLaw anymore.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Same here.
Though, back when I still cared about such things, folks hung out at Greedy Associates.
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I remember them!
I used to enjoy Bitterlawyer.com
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
ATL can FOAD anymore.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Hear Hear
/toasts with Assman
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
awwww y'all made up!
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
That's exactly why.
Calhoun is just a loudmouth Masshole shamelessly running a semi-professional basketball team with a university as a front.
Boeheim is evil.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
Boeheim is not evil.
Empirically at least.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
Also, he is a rodent.
And we all know what rodents signify.
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And expressions that are good for a bingo card.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Does Virgina Tech have a "Made proudly in Cleveland" label on it?
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
Definitely took the game back to the stone age
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We're in no position to be picky
/WOOOOOOOOOOO
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Missouri is ranked second...with Frank Haith as their head coach
I never thought Id say those words in the same sentence ever
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
And George Mason is doing pretty well with Paul Hewitt
Strange world we live in
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Why does Missouri have "2-seed that flames out in second round" written all over them?
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 23, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
Arizona says what?
Sorry, that was the first round.
Lute Olsen still owes me money.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
/makes it to Elite Eight
//takes 10 point lead against Illinois with 2 minutes to go
///becomes victim of catastrophic meltdown due to game taking place in the United Center.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
That game won me my pool and a decent amount of cash in law school.
I’m pretty sure the money was blown on Taco Bell and poker.
/Illini March to Arch
//Lose 2nd game of the season.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Because they stole that designation from Iowa State
on their way out of the Big XII
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
Because Norm Stewart had that tattooed on them about thirty years ago.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Probably becase "flames out in second round"
is part of the Missouri Basketball mission statement.
/most tourney appearances without ever making final four, remember
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Cuz they are wildly overrated and haven't played anyone except for a similarly overrated Baylor team
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
I could also point out
“got gangbanged by a K-State team that’s really not that good”
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as evidenced by losing to OU
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
I think it's safe to assume...
…that the Big 12 is a big grab bag of mediocrity
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honestly, if it wasn't a grab bag I wouldn't know what to do with it
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
Is KSU really not good?
Or are they like the Notre Dame Basketball random event generator?
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Eh...
I think K-State’s capable of taking the #1 team in the country down by 20.
They’re also capable of letting North Florida take them to overtime.
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We meant basketball not football.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
So did I.
Seriously, when they’re on, they might be unstoppable. McGruder is a scoring machine, and the complementary pieces are talented.
The problem is mental lapses. I love Frank Martin, but I think he drives them past the point of focus on occasion, if that makes any sense.
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I know. I was trying to be a smartass and crossed Okie State and KSU in my head.
Since what happened to KSU basketball is analogous to the Okie State season in fb.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
Eh, Oklahoma's the only WTF loss.
They’re still in good shape for a decent seed, but I don’t see getting any further than the Sweet Sixteen this year, at best.
Next year, with the freshmen having had a chance to figure shit out? Serious threat.
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Well, they did curbstomp Notre Dame
which is more than Syracuse can say.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So, so very much.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
ACS, like Cooley, trolls hard in the paint
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just wait until Notre Dame takes out a mid-major darling in March to setup the rematch.
Notre Dame 72, Creighton 67 in a 10-over-7 game. Book it.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 23, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
lol?
Creighton would fuck ND up.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Speaking of mids.
If Murray St. goes into the tourney undefeated, what’s the seed?
I’m guessing they put them as a 8 or 9 to make sure they get to play a 1 seed early.
by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 23, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
Not if they're ranked where they are
Anywhere from 2-5. 2 is too high, 4 is about right.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Oh I know by ranking and the fact they are a damn fine team they deserve a high seed.
But part of me thinks CBS is mid-majored out and wants to make sure they don’t go on a Butler like run.
by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 23, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
CBS has not a single fuck to say
In this process.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Good point.
/replace CBS with power conferences. Hope I’m wrong, they do deserve a 3 or 4.
by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 23, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
There's not THAT big of a presence on the selection committee
Also when their team is discussed they have to go out of the room. Trust me on this, no one is fucking with their seeding.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
They don't have to.
Unconscious bias is unconscious. And these guys know where their bread is buttered.
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In College Basketball?
No. It doesn’t matter who is in the tournament or the seeds.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
Unless 18-9 Syracuse has to go to the NIT.
THEN IT’S A CONSPIRACY OF HATERS.
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We were 24-10
It was fucking bullshit of the highest order.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Power conference team with 10 losses?
Not unreasonable to be a bubble NCAA team/NIT team with that record, depending on who the losses were.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
And probably with no true OOC road games on the schedule
Locally, we refer to this as the Gary Williams Crocodile Tears Award.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
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That's not even a real place.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
Sure it is. Capital of Whore Island.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
I always assumed Whore Island was sort of in anarchy
being populated entirely by wimmin ’n all.
(I swear to God I’m joking, please don’t anyone take this seriously.)
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
I thought it was West Lafyette that wasn't real
not Buffalo.
10-6 in conference
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, well, you prompty lost in the NIT
TO FUCKING CLEMSON
Also, the lesson to be learned from this is DON’T LOSE TO NOTRE DAME.
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Look, you're young and certain, so I'm not going to argue with you
But, back in the day (2005), when I had both those attributes, I wrote a series of lengthy screeds for MiamiHawkTalk dismantling the RPI formula (which they apparently changed mid-season that year) and excoriating the NCAA committee for taking an assload of mediocre “major conference” teams ahead of three schools from the MAC that had better RPIs and pre-tournament resumes than any of them.
Change the year, pick a different league (CAA, MVC, etc.) and you can tell the same story pretty much every season. And don’t get me started about Billy Packer bitching about George Mason even being in the tournament the year they went to the Final Four
BCS money is slowly but surely strangling mid-major basketball too. The resource effects spill over, and it’s tougher and tougher for us to keep up. The media coverage bias and selection committee shenanigans only exacerbate the problem.
Or, think of it this way, to take an example closer to home: What’s happened to the non-football schools in the Big East since the BCS started? Georgetown and Marquette are decent; the rest of them, collectively, aren’t worth a shit. I’d argue that DePaul will never be a national power again. And that has to do with the resource structure of the sport, not anything they can control.
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There is a reason UNC-Charlotte wants football.
And it’s actually got everything to do with saving their basketball program.
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DePaul doesn't come close to controlling Chicago recruiting any more
which is a function of the BCS money and the big reason they’re going to be down for the foreseeable future. If they were getting guys like DeAndre Liggins or Anthony Davis, to pick two names that come to mind, they’d be able to compete.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Jacob Pullen on line one
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Yeah, just went for the two Chicago guys I could get off the top of my head.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
Also, DePaul does have to compete with "Chicago's Big Ten School"...
…the Northwestern Wildcats
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
DePaul's bigger issue
is that their stadium is located very, very far away from their campus. Which makes any sort of student section/home court advantage difficult.
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How far away are we talking?
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by The Ugas Departed on Jan 24, 2012 8:13 AM EST up reply actions
The non-football Big East schools are doomed.
Just look at Pitt.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Undefeated, they get a 5.
They slip, they get a 9.
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Undefeated they'll be above a 5
NCAA is not that dickish.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
They can be plenty dickish.
Last year (?) they had three losses, and there was still concern they weren’t getting in if they lost in the conference tournament.
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Um, no
They lost 7 times last year, to some pretty awful teams. Austin Peay, Eastern Illinois, SE Missouri State.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
Two or three years, then.
I know it’s recent. I was ranting about it.
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The year before the one above
They lost to Morehead State, Western Kentucky, And Louisiana Tech. (Also a ranked Cal team) went to the tournament. Wouldn’t have if they lost the conference.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Right, there we go.
I think it’s wholly unacceptable for any team with five or fewer losses to end up in the NIT. I don’’t give a shit who they are. Winning almost 30 games is HARD, no matter how shitty your conference is.
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If they get an 8/9
part of me wants it to be in Kentucky’s region so they finally play each other. Kentucky’s played every other D-1 school in the state, plus Transy, NKU, Georgetown and Pikeville.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Transy?
I’m imagining a confusing mess where the University of Kentucky plays Kentucky University.
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Well, the first few times
we weren’t UK yet, and the most recent time was an exhibition this year.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
Also, no Bellarmine? For shame.
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They may have, I'd have to go look.
I know Louisville usually plays them.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
No Bellarmine, but
they have played Berea College.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
Huh!! You mean BCS conference schools can play in-state competition???
I’m in Arkansas, I don’t understand this concept.
by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 23, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
the definitely will not play Ark State now
can you imagine drive time sports if Malzahn beat Petrino?
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
That reminds me
what kind of dynamic is there in Arkansas between the graduates of the two institutions?
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playing out-of-state non-conference competition?
You’re allowed to do that? Are you sure?
I didn't realize that Arkansas and Arkansas State didn't play each other.
Is there some sort of bad blood between the schools?
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by The Ugas Departed on Jan 24, 2012 8:14 AM EST up reply actions
If they're undefeated
they’re probably no higher than a 3.
Realistically, I think they’re a 4 or 5. Lunardi thinks they’re a 7, but he’s a moron.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
He may be a moron
but he’s usually within a seed on 62/68.
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St. Joseph's went undefeated out of the Atlantic 10, and ended up a 1 seed.
I doubt Murray would get a 1, but I could see them as a 2 or 3. No lower than a 4.
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They won't be a 1 under any circumstances
but if they survive the Bracket Buster game and take care of business through the rest of the OVC, they will be in the top 4 seeds in their region.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Are they in BB this year?
I hadn’t seen any mention yet.
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They are
I think who they play is TBD still though
Nick Petrilli has cause me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
by ItsComplicated on Jan 23, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
The challenge there is
if they’re still undefeated, will ESPN feed them an easy game to let them get to the OVC tournament with a shot at being undefeated, or will they get an incredibly hard game to try and knock them down?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, they're going to get the toughest matchup they can get.
Two reasons: One, a loss shuts everyone up. Two, a win further pads the resume, and legitimizes them. Either one is a win for the talking heads.
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ESPN doesn't pick like there
There is a formula, you can’t be fed an easy game, or a hard game intentionally. You get who the RPI matches you with.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
Projection right now:
Murray State vs. St. Mary’s.
Murray State and Creighton can’t play each other.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions
FTFY
Murray State and Creighton can’t play each other before the national championship.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
Would CBS even bother televising it nationally if that happened?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Are you shitting yourself?
The ratings would be huge
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
The ratings would be huge in Omaha and the Paducah-Cape Girardeau market.
Outside there, it would go over about as well as a couple of midwestern teams in the World Series.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
You seem to underestimate the countries love of the mid major
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
And you overestimate it.
Butler-VCU drew surprisingly well last year (8.3), but it was still significantly less watched than UConn-Kentucky (9.5).
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/tournament/2011/news/story?id=6286771
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That difference may be solely attributable to it being the early game, however.
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Your comment runs directly contrary to what that article says
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
The article misinterprets the numbers
In the week leading up to VCU-Butler, media writers were predicting a ratings disaster. They didn’t get that, so their post-game story emphasized how strong the ratings were — neglecting that ~15% fewer people watched the mid-major game.
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I think Jon has it right below
big name schools draw REALLY well (Duke-UNC final would break Nielson)
Mid-Majors in tourney outpunch their weight for ratings
Less prestigious power conference schools draw dick (eg. Jon’s example of KSU/WVU)
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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
Duke-UNC wouldn't, but only because
ESPN’s shoved that game down our throats so much over the past 10 years.
Duke-Kentucky? ABSOLUTELY. UNC-Kentucky? Did pretty well last season.
There are about 8 teams that can guarantee huge ratings: Kentucky, UNC, Duke, Syracuse, Kansas, Michigan State, UCLA and maybe Georgetown.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
Duke-Butler drew the highest ratings
since UK-Arizona in 97.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
There are a lot of us.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
No, don't think so.
Look, people weren’t tuning out the Butler/VCU game. The NCAA Tournament has a built-in excitement injector for schools you wouldn’t normally care about yet don’t actively hate.
In fact, I would suspect a Murray/Creighton final would get better ratings than, say, a K-State/West Virginia final.
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Exactly
This isn’t college football, where the difference in players is ASTRONOMICAL. The game doesn’t look very different between the two levels. And in basketball, people are CONDITIONED to root for the gigantic underdog. (See: Hoosiers)
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
Also, DOUG MCDERMOTT OWNS YOUR SOUL
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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
This
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
Nonsense.
We got no hops.
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WE GOT DOUG MCDERMOTT!
OUR NEW JIMMER!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
DOUGI3!!!!
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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
So Notre Dame is America's Team?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
I would watch a K-State/WVU game.
Then again, I’ll watch just about any game.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
Louisville would be thru the roof, and not just for the Murray connecton
but because Louisville is thru the roof for every championship game.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Yeah, but the whole state watched the tournament.
Hell, my high school abandoned all pretense of teaching things during the first round and we just watched basketball all afternoon.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
I remember seeing something about ratings for Louisville region ratings for Duke-Butler
and how it put Alabama college football ratings to shame.
Should probably dig it up and see if Im remembering correctly.
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
2010 tournament as a whole
national ratings: 6.4%
Louisville ratings: 21.7%
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Leading to the question
What the hell are the rest of you watching during the tournament?
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
/get stuck playing one another in 4/5 game in second round
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Awwwwwwwwww, hamburgers
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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
The Atlantic Ten is the the OVC
What the SEC is to the CAA
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
I'd go easy on that analogy
Hasn’t the CAA been better than the SEC in the tournament for the past few years?
The BCS and its bags of money have already irretrievably fucked up one sport. Let’s not let the cash and biases infect another.
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Football wise.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
That's too harsh.
The OVC’s only had one team have to go through the play-in game.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions
Really?
Seems worse than that.
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Morehead in 2009
when they were a #4 in the OVC tournament and snuck through to the NCAA.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, I realized my problem.
My brain is now working on the four play-in game system and making assumptions.
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You know what happens when you make assumptions...
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
He makes an ass out of u and mptions?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 23, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
The mumpty dance?
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
No, that's your chance to get the mumps.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
That's a winner!
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
You make a reasonable inference based on facts available to you combined with past experience in similar situations to arrive at a well-educated guess that's usually going to be right?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The A-10 is marginally a power conference.
The OVC ends up in the play-in game unless it’s got a team that rolls.
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They would deserve 3-4, will get 5-6
the secret ingredient is ... love?!
Wildly biased, but Creighton's silly good this year.
UNI letting Doug McDermott bolt has worked out pretty well for the Jays.
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by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Because Florida isn't that good this year?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
Is PAWL gonna be good today?
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
The only thing I can think might happen will be some ill-advised comments about JoePa, possibly.
So probably not.
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Did you sleep last night/this morning?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
About 3 hours.
And I’m still confused.
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Damn woman.
I of course got to work and got “here you know how to problem solve have 37000 things to do today.” Is it time to leave yet?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
Bottom line
Chip – “i have unfinished business at Oregon” rest of pac 12 not named USC “fuck!”
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Chip has a dream...
…to get uniforms made from the entire spectrum of Pantone colors
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Nike's next plan
Is to make uniforms that change color every play.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Should be easy
since they created a basketball court that causes epilepsy
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
I missed this. What?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
Have you seen Oregon's floor?
It’s like a bad acid trip.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
Well, when you have a lot of cool toys, a couple of them could be a mistake.
The building, and the facilities in it are awesome
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Its named after Phil's son too
Who died tragically a few years ago…
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Boom
Although they added a center line this year
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
The Goggles...They Do nothing.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
It's 10x worse with the glare from the sun (or lights) with the camera moving
Seriously, it should have a warning disclosure at the beginning of every broadcast
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Why don't we have rules about these things?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
STILL ANGRY
Yes, I know it was one of the sub-NIT tourneys but I’m still pissed about Creighton getting knocked on account of an over-and-back on that floor last year.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
I tried to find a gif of Predator going from visible to invisible
but this came up instead on page three.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
ALL, THE. AIRBRUSH.
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great legs, but please get some support.
You dont want grandma boobs.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I just thank Uncle Phil!
I haz happeee!
http://t.co/4GuZ1iUo
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
I have a feeling Phil called Chip last night
And said “How much?”
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I don't think money was an issue, as he turned down more than he could get at Oregon
More like “Chip, what do you want me to build next”?
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Chip: I want you to build a life-sized statue of my balls outside the stadium
So fans can rub them for good luck.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
by DONSLIQ on Jan 23, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
But Paaawwwlll, Chip Kelly is tea bagging people and nobody is arresting him!
Issa comsperansee!
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Being teabagged voluntarily
is different than being teabagged without consent
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
...and that's part of the pun here
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
As a nerd it is my duty to inform you
That it is a Song of Ice and Fire, not a Song of Fire and Ice, which is the inevitable porno version of HBO’s series.
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude
by Seer on Jan 23, 2012 2:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I think this is the appropriate place:
I am currently reading the first book, how far into the book has the series gone?
Does Season 1 correspond to book 1?
Nick Petrilli has cause me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
by ItsComplicated on Jan 23, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
Season one is book one, precisely.
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Ok thanks
Nick Petrilli has cause me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
by ItsComplicated on Jan 23, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
Have you watched Season 1 yet?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 23, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions
No, just wondering since it's discussed here so much and spoilers and such
I probably won’t see any of them due to no HBO
Nick Petrilli has cause me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
by ItsComplicated on Jan 23, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
Don't be shy about sharing your immediate reactions to the books on here.
Also, in case you haven’t been warned. There are still 2 (maybe 3) books left to write in the series and it will take him anywhere from 2-5 years to write each one.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 23, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, which stinks because I'm about 650 pages into 1st book in a week
So I’ll def be waiting on the new one when it comes out
Nick Petrilli has cause me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
by ItsComplicated on Jan 23, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
No kidding.
I hope he isn’t as flummoxed writing the next one as he was with the last one.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Ehh.
The problem with the last two books was that he was going to do a bunch of flashback shit and realized it didn’t work, and had to go redo EVERYTHING.
I actually expect the last two books to come out much more quickly.
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Your lips to GRRM's ears...
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Well played.
A rec for you!
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 23, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, I thought I was the ONLY one here who knew ANYthing?
ACCORDING TO NICK
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Which Nick?
While I’d like to support your claims to knowledge, you persist in adoring K-State. Which at the very least demonstrates a complete lack of judgment.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
Reference to Nick P's "welcome to EDSBS" primer post from last year
wherein he pointed out, tongue in cheek that nobody here knows anything (except me, I know everything).
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he also called me a desperate hussy so does he really know what he's talking about?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
I, ah, well, umm, you may have a point, maybe
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(love how you're the only one who will even TOUCH that comment)
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
I had to.
If I hadn’t, you’d have come and murdered me.
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Requires too much effort right now.
And suddenly my HOLY CRAP BUSY DAY is what am i supposed to do next
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
Desperate debutante.
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
Now you make it sound like I had cotillion
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
The menu sounded cotillionish
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
I think you can get a prescription for that.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
Save the co-pay
and just have blanx pee on you, FOR SCIENCE!
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I think if he pees there it counts as something else entirely.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
FOR SCIENCE!
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I never peed on a cotillion.
At least, not yet.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I'm a deranged and demented individual
yet this joke is already starting to disturb me deeply.
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Oh, I passed disturbed quite some time ago.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
wait...so are you peeing on me or tjax?
/please say tjax
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
I ain't peeing on anyone anymore.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
but it was for SCIENCE
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
I rooned it.
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urinary HIVE?
Wait… that sounds bad.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions
Clarification needed
are you suggesting that blanx pee on me, or on Chloe?
Or both?
FOR SCIENCE
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
what. the. fuck.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 23, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, that's a question I never anticipated having to type.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
You're not alone.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
Desperate is such a strong word.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
Don't have to be here long to figure that out.
(Sorry, was meeting with a client, otherwise I’d have jumped on it sooner.)
by ElRocco337 on Jan 23, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
well HUSSY yes, but desperate?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
what. the. fuck.
now i’m old?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, get some reading glasses, grandma!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
doesn't matter. you called me old.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, I think of you as one of the young folks around here
(But, considering where I sit, that may not be much comfort.)
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I like to think of me as young.
I FEEL young dammit.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
Primer contains demonstrable factual errors.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
Where is this primer?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
Within
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Also
he’s old and not the healthiest-looking guy in the world.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
I just hope he's planned ahead
and found someone to finish for him if he has a sudden massive infarction.
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Season 1 hits DVD Mid March, I believe.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I think 2 hits April
Nick Petrilli has cause me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
by ItsComplicated on Jan 23, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
And I have my answer
Nick Petrilli has cause me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
by ItsComplicated on Jan 23, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Season 2: April Fooll's Day, sir.
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It's 3PM and only 400 comments on the CI
Did the rapture happen last night? I don’t wanna go to hell.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
if there were a Rapture we'd all still be here.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
and a couple of others i'm sure
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
No, just the Rev.
And he’d be on his way down to see how we were coping.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
She ain't goin' nowhere.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Haven't seen him today.....
Awww crap.
by Runnin' Joe Rides Again on Jan 23, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
Dunno haven't seen Tebow on TV much lately.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What you did there.
I saw it.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I can't wait for Tressel to hire Jim Bollman if he gets the Colts gig.
All the shitty offense is yours.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 23, 2012 2:54 PM EST reply actions
As a Texans fan
I say, “YAIS.”
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
Brad Wing declares for the draft tomorrow.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
/sleeps with entire sorority
It’s Wing’s world. We just live in it.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
Tressel knows the strongest part of the body is the leg
It’s best to punt further with the leg than with the arm
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Bauserman : "So you're saying there's a chance?"
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 23, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
The nostolgic obsession of a small minority of commenters, soon to be invading a theater near you.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/movies/2012/01/sundance-liberal-arts-josh-radnor-olsen.html
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 3:02 PM EST reply actions
hell yeah
some friends of mine are actually in it—he filmed it on campus last summer.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
They sent an email around to alumni, inviting us to be back in it...
If I could’ve afforded the trip, I’d have been in it.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
figures that i miss the one alumni email that wasn't asking for money.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
Completely OT...
Sitting in a doctor’s office in St. Croix, just told that with six days left in an 11-day trip, “Um, yeah…no more beach or water for you this trip.”
Fucking barracuda took a hunk out of my right foot yesterday. Tetanus shots, antibiotics and no more beach time with two kids under 5.
/jonmcenroe"youcannotbeserious".jpg
Velocitas eradico
by The_Tusk on Jan 23, 2012 3:03 PM EST via mobile reply actions
WHAT?!
Well, at least you have a good story?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Damn dude that sux.
Where do docs in St. Croix go to med school? Grenada?
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Haiti
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Polandm Nicaragua?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
It is time for sport fishing revenge.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
The pirate ship 'Revenge'?
Home of the Dread Pirate Roberts.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
Time to sail up to Wazzu.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
The Dread Pirate Leach never takes prisoners.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Something tells me that Dread Pirate Leach would be fun to party with.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
As a Natural-Born citizen of Grenada most likely yes...yes they most likely do
"I love my Ducks (wait 'til you see my O)"
I'm gonna take a chance and say you're not black. We don't fuck with barracudas or their habitat. Or any bodies of water for that matter.
Seriously though, get better. Hopefully you can entertain the kids without them driving you crazy.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA.
But srsly, get well soon and spend the rest of vacation drinking.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Drinking and antibiotics
are usually frowned upon. At least in ’murrica. St. Croix antibiotics may be different.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Hey, it's vacation.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
Also, DISCLAIMER:
If you take my medical advice, you might die.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
COUNTER-DISCLAIMER
If you don’t take his advice, you might also die.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
FINAL DISCLAIMER
You might die.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
ABSOLUTE FINAL DISCLAIMER
You’re gonna die some time.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
We think.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
sorta
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
Unless he is the highlander.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
HERE WE ARE, BORN TO BE KINGS, WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE...
Twitter for even more of my crap.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
No one expects the Highlander!
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Good point.
Besides, it’s only the potency that’s really affected.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
This adds nothing of value to your predicament.
But my dad is a foot doctor and my sister lived on St. Croix for three years.
He got you down down on your knees...
didn’t he?
BARRACUDDA……AHHHHHHH
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
If the real thing don't do the trick
You’d better make up something quick.
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 23, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions
I can see why no more water, but why no more beach?
Foot wrapped and in shoe, what’s the problem?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
Note to self : Don't kick a barracuda.
Actually had a solid4-5ft one jump in my boat a few years ago, mean bastards they are.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 23, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
Somewhat relatable.
The grown-ups in Boy Scouts said if you get stung by a jellyfish, just take out your wee-wee and pee on your foot. Does this work?
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Yes.
It’s better if you get her to pee on you.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
blanx likes the kinky stuff
Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
by ItsComplicated on Jan 23, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
It's how we do.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
There's an app for that
or at least 47,967 porn sites.
http://collegefanatics.com/boards/
Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
/davechappelle.jpg
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
drip drip drip
Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
by ItsComplicated on Jan 23, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
THERE we go.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
It's been a while since I've watched Boondocks
Are they still making new ones?
Nick Petrilli has caused me to root for the Patriots in the Super Bowl
by ItsComplicated on Jan 23, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Unfortunately not.
I think Aaron McGruder took a path similar to Dave Chapelle: Show’s profile started low, picked up ratings quick,, production companies wanted more control, original writer says F U to the industry and dips.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Also Tyler Perry got all butthurt over the episode featuring his 'likeness'
Some people just can’t take a joke.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 23, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
I'd like to put Perry and Kanye West in a room and see which one of them died of smug first.
Witty phrase.
by The Ugas Departed on Jan 23, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
I think it would only make them stronger
and we’d end up with Kanye Perry.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not really. Vinegar is the recommended course of action.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Hush, you!
(We were gonna get him to pee all over himself)
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Piss and vinegar?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions
If your piss has a high ammonia concentration...
…it can be effective in neutralizing some of the pain. Normal piss, however, may actually make things worse.
Recommended course of action is to rinse with vinegar if avaiable, or seawater (not fresh water)
https://twitter.com/#!/SpartanKC
Piss fresh out shouldn't be high in ammonia though I thought?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Depends on an individual's body chemistry.
For example, I believe if you’re deyhdrated, the ammonia concentration will be higher.
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So, get really drunk
THEN piss on your foot.
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Gotcha. I always thought it was standing urine after a while breaks down into ammonia.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
I think my ammonia concentration is usually high
so I would have been fine.
It Ain't Easy, But It's Worth It.
Nope. Urea is the main nitrogenous compound in urine.
Urea undergoes a slow displacement reaction with water, releasing ammonia. Which is why old urine smells stronger than “new” urine.
/the more you know star.jpeg
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 23, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
With Tom Hammond
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
ALL THE CHEMICAL BURNS
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
According to a few articles I just perused
The Aussies (who know a thing or two about jellies) say vinegar is the best, HOWEVER:
Studies suggest that vinegar actually worsens the pain of Portuguese Man of War, bluebottle, and other Physalia stings. These creatures are dangerous look-alikes to jellyfish. Vinegar has been shown to cause nearly 30% of Physalia nematocysts to fire.
Urine is bad, because fresh water causes the nematocysts to fire, and urine is mostly fresh water. If you want to use ammonia, use real ammonia solution diluted 3:1.
Sea water is good also, if nothing else is available, to rinse off the unfired nematocysts.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
Preferred first aid for common jelly fish stings (NOT Man o War stings)
is white vinegar and a Benadryl. Man o War stings you’re better off with meat tenderizer and salt water rinses. In both cases watch for signs of allergic reaction and shock. Also wear gloves when touching the affected areas, as the stingy bits can continue to pump venom even after the critter is long dead.
/end Boy Scout
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I'm still gonna pee all over you, FOR SCIENCE!
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
this just made me snort out loud
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 23, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
With friends like yall,
who needs enemas?
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
That's the cure for earaches.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Eye issues
are also treated by enema.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I never knew blanxes were German.
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I'd better be safe
and just pee on you, also, FOR SCIENCE!
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Or Cheech & Chong bits
And now the rest of yall are stuck with a mental of Cheech in a pink tutu.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
Any Boy Scout leader that spouted off that bit of shit
should be booted from the program. And probably investigated by child services.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
It was when they recommended it for chicken pox
that I got concerned.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
I never had chickenpox.
#ubermensch
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
Had chickenpox round about 3rd grade.
Somehow ended up getting the shingles in 6th grade. I was old even when I was really young, apparently.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
I'm curious as to how you know it was a barracuda
I’m sure the answer is simply “I saw it,” or “doctors could tell by the bite pattern,” but I’m honestly hoping for “because I beat the shit out of it and carried it back to shore and ate the bitch.”
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Collective responses
How ‘cuda? Doc said he’d seen a number of small ’cuda bites over the last year. Matched location and other circumstantial evidence.
Size? Small, but big enough to get two strikes in on middle toes and outside of foot. Lotsa blood.
Why no beach? No shoes other than flip flops and loafers. Will bag my foot and ignore “no beach” while consuming epic quantities of Cruzan.
Must not be black: yep, white and dopey.
Velocitas eradico
by The_Tusk on Jan 23, 2012 4:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
That sucks dude.
What part of the foot are we talking here?
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 23, 2012 3:04 PM EST reply actions
reply fail.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 23, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
Would you say you put your foot in your mouth?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
Just now saw this.
And yes I saw what you did there.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 23, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
stupid cover letters
not sure how to explain the purpose of the article I got published last spring for “relevant writing experience”
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 3:15 PM EST reply actions
Paint me on velvet and do not disguise,
The bright silver teardrops that you’ve brought to these eyes.
Hang me out by the roadside for the whole world to see,
Jesus and Elvis, the dogs playing poker and Willie and me.
/today has not been fun. need slow music to suppress RAEG.
...I can count my years in scars...
So I have the email of the guy who is THE GUY in my field.
my testicles are the size of peanuts. No way I’ll email him.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
I'll wait a couple of years until my project matters.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
just tell him what your project is
you’ll be in the back of his mind and if he comes across something related.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
chicken! a coo coo ca cha!
no, but seriously, even if it’s just “hi, my name is alexanderkotov and I’m doing X in the same field. I am currently working on PROJECT X.” Something simple and short like that, just as an introduction.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
Send him birds.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
trying to resist posting gif of GOB throwing the bird into the ocean
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Why?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
don't want to ranch up the thread
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
Also I'll be angry.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
Good point.
/In NY-centric bar review course our school makes all 3Ls take and still reviewing wills which I just took this past semester so don’t care about a ranched server.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
"Has anyone in this family ever actually SEEN a chicken?"
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
DAMN HIVING
Cho-chee-cho-chee-cho
by Dr. Norris Camacho on Jan 23, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
or a pic of said testicles.
no one has EVER regretted a dong shot transmitted through electronic means.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
/favreodenmeatspin.gif
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
BLEACH PLEASE
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
MAKE IT STOP OR A BIRD GETS IT
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions
*skrrrrk*
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1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
SCREE WUBB WUBB WUBBB
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
..
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
Do it, man.
I’ve known plenty of grad student friends who have done similar things and gotten great responses. Of course, the guy MIGHT be an epic douche, but he might also be perfectly willing and happy to help a grad student out.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
Paging jonfmorse to the white courtesy phone
We’ve chosen to work with the 11 p.m. Eastern time edition SportsCenter, because it’s the one that airs after most of the day’s news and events have ended. The week’s content will be broken down according to time devoted to individual sports and teams. We’ll also calculate which athletes receive the most mentions.
Commercials won’t count in the tally of air time, as they don’t contain any highlights or coverage. It’s worth noting just how many commercials there are on the show, though. The 12 SportsCenter programs filled 759 minutes and 30 seconds on the schedule, of which 199 minutes and 30 seconds were advertisements—a little more than one-fourth of the total air time.
Here’s what was on from Jan. 7 through Jan. 18:
Total time: 759.5 minutes
Time (minus commercials): 560 minutes
TIME DEVOTED TO INDIVIDUAL SPORTS
NFL: 225.5 minutes (40.2%)
NBA: 106.5 (19%)
College basketball: 76 (13.6%)
College football: 55 (9.8%)
MLB: 16.75 (2.9%)
NHL: 13.5 (2.4%)
Other sports: 18 (3.2%)
SportsCenter staples (things like the “Top 10,” “Encore,” “What 2 Watch 4,” etc.): 48.75 (8.7%)
MOST-COVERED TEAMS BY SPORT
New York Giants (NFL): 53 minutes (6.9%)
Miami Heat (NBA): 20.5 (2.6%)
Alabama Crimson Tide (college football): 31 (4%)
Baylor Bears (college basketball): 17.5 (2.3%)
Pittsburgh Penguins (NHL): 5 (0.6%)
Texas Rangers (MLB): 2 (0.26%)
MOST-MENTIONED ATHLETES
Rather than break down the amount of time a specific athlete was covered, we counted how frequently names were mentioned in the transcripts from the week. The 10 most-mentioned athletes for Jan. 7-18:
Tim Tebow: 154 mentions
Aaron Rodgers: 54
LeBron James: 52
Tom Brady: 45
Kobe Bryant: 38
Dwyane Wade: 38
Drew Brees: 30
Alex Smith: 25
Demaryius Thomas: 23
Eli Manning: 22
Note: ESPN spent 30 minutes of coverage focused solely on Tim Tebow, including a segment on Tim Tebow as a superhero (complete with a comic commissioned by Marvel, a fellow subsidiary of Disney), celebrities and athletes talking about Tebow, several highlight packages of his “comebacks” this season, and a hockey highlight dedicated to a player who “Tebowed” after he scored a goal.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 3:42 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
BAYLOR?
Why are they wasting time talking about Baylor when they could be talking about SYRACUSE, amirite?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Or else Brittney Griner would hurt them?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Obvs.
I mean, you can tell she’s a psycho by the misspelling of her name, after all.
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On the other hand, I'm glad that
they’ve started putting Kara Lawson on men’s games, because I can’t watch women’s basketball for an entire game and she has some great analysis.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions
Kara Lawson is fucking awesome.
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She's forgotten more about basketball than Doug Gottlieb ever knew.
Although he probably has her beat in the “credit card fraud knowledge” department.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
I heard Doug Gottlieb trying to explain mathematical transitivity the other day
The bleeding from my ears has finally subsided.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 23, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
/shudders
Yet another reason to never watch squeakyclank!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Fucking whores.
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Damnit.
This feature is going to make me follow Deadspin.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
Why does Deadspin have to do what the ESPN Ombud's office should be doing?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
Because ESPN is a cesspool of bad journalism and even worse ethics,
and their ombudsman is a shit-eating chode?
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I wouldn't even use the term journalism in the same sentence as ESPN.
It is pure media now. Journalism would imply that there might be some hint of integrity still there which is not the case.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 23, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
13.5 minutes of hockey?
Ooof
/Puts on NBC Sports Talk
//Notices if they aren’t talking Tebow/Brady, they’re probably talking hockey
///Then notices they aren’t talking about college hoops due to too much talk of hockey
////Settle with that and become content
Twitter: RyanMcD29
The solution?
A 2 hour cycle.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
shouldn't W2W4 count as advertising?
Isn’t that segment nothing but pimping ESPN & ABCs own broadcasts?
resume updated, second draft of cover letter complete
time for a run.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 3:43 PM EST reply actions
woof.
EXERCISE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
Drinking a soda. Black is white, up is down, cats and dogs living together...
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 23, 2012 3:53 PM EST reply actions
apropos of nothing
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 4:27 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
Proud to green.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
Question to the commentariat:
working on a cover letter for my #1 job. There needs to be some way that I can express my excitement at the prospect of working there and working with fundraising. How should I convey my excitement about this career prospect?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 4:48 PM EST reply actions
Enclose a lock of your hair.
@amathews29: All hail Gustafson, Viking lord of Omaha!
by T-Jax, Field General on Jan 23, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
Sneak into their office and hide a surveillance camera.
Ask me about the death of five hookers and how Craig James was allegedly involved.
by IsayPetrinoYouSayPaterno on Jan 23, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
Right-click. Copy. Paste in cover letter.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Serious response:
Answer this question: Why is it your #1 job? Gimme 3 reasons.
Then, turn those three reasons into a paragraph.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
how's this for the beginning of the cover letter?
I am applying for the position of fundraising copywriter as advertised on your website. I will graduate from Kenyon College in May with a bachelor’s degree in English. My time at XXXXXX last summer has shown me that the work is challenging and rewarding, and the employees are earnest and dedicated. I am excited about the prospect of working for a company that encourages creativity, hard work, and collaboration. My work experience and education qualify me for this position.
then i talk in two paragraphs about relevant writing experience, education, and work experience.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
Unsolicited advice:
I might revise the last sentence of that paragraph. A lot of people are qualified, but how many are “uniquely situated to thrive in this position?” Or something like that. Just look for something a bit jazzier than ‘qualified.’
Kenyon, huh?
Too bad no one famous or noteworthy ever went there. You may want to consider leaving that part out.
"I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is"
by DrBundy on Jan 23, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was at baseball practice, but I'm still here to rec your comment
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Send them your panties.
No really, go with what blanx said.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
Ax yourself this
What would Favre do? Nothing says excitement like a picture of your erect penis.
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Some days, it seems like there isn't enough coffee.
Some nights, it seems like there isn't enough vodka.
by jadams4148 on Jan 23, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HOLY SHIT NO FORGET THAT OTHER JOB
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos
WANTED! Assistant Editor for Giorgio A. Tsoukalos’ LEGENDARY TIMES MAGAZINE, the ONLY Ancient Alien publication in the world. You must have STRONG conversational writing style and STRONG knowledge and fluency in BOTH English and GERMAN. If you think you meet the criteria, please submit two IDENTICAL application letters (one in English AND one in German) by February 1, 2012, to legendarytimesmagazine@gmail.com – Note: Each application letter must be TWO pages long so that I can ascertain your knowledge of both languages by reading and comparing your application letters. Any submissions exceeding two pages WILL be tossed out. Good luck! (If you do not meet the criteria but know someone who does, PLEASE forward this info to them! Thank you.)
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 5:00 PM EST reply actions
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College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Ein.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
ist solch ein Ding sogar möglich?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 23, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
Auburn's new Offensive Coordinator hire is SO BAD....
(HOW BAD IS IT!!??)
….that people aren’t even talking about. They’re still talking about the last Offensive PLAYER hired at AU.
The internet is a great place for information and affirmation. Unless you're a fan of the Ted Roof Defense. 42-14. Roll Tide.
So Sayeth the Twitters: @gowithmcgehee
Meh, we'll see.
Guy has quite the reputations as a QB guru, and according to Urban Meyer he was the one calling the plays in the 2009 Sugar Bowl against Cincy. I, for one, am please with it. It’s not like anyone was talking that much about Bama’s OC hire, either.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
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