Apologies for the lateness, but you sort of want to give the last thing you'll ever write about Joe Paterno the full shot it deserves. It's up at the mothership now. Index along in a moment.
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Spencer Hall
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Pitch perfect, sir.
We’ve come to expect that, but thanks nevertheless.
For another interesting perspective, Sally Jenkins offers some further reflections on her interview with JoePa. You may not agree with everything she did with that story, but you’ll understand why she wrote it the way she did.
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Excellent work, as always.
What is happening with Paterno and PSU is really a meditation on aging, mortality, and the pros and cons of loyalty.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
by blanx73 on Jan 23, 2012 11:23 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
Had the potential to exceed the legacy of Bear Bryant.
Unfortunately his failings will forever be the gall that ruins his tenure.
by SEC Supremacist on Jan 23, 2012 11:25 AM EST reply actions
Very well done,
You could draw parallels to a work by Thomas Hardy as well IMO.
Passing? Who needs passing?
by RamblinWreck007 on Jan 23, 2012 11:30 AM EST via mobile reply actions
It is a shame that a long and brilliant career had to end like it did.
There’s no excuse for child molestation, and that it was allowed to happen in Happy Valley falls on Paterno’s shoulders. Even, though, he never personally harmed a kid, it happened because he didn’t stop it when he could have.
That was great stuff
Particularly this bit:
The common parallel between many eulogies of Paterno has been to call this a Greek tragedy. This seems accurate enough: there is an aging king figure at the end of a long reign, and then something horrible happens, and a satisfactory cataclysm occurs resulting in everyone’s death and a kind of moral lesson. This would be reassuring in a sense: it would follow a pattern, and thus give some meaning to the Sandusky tragedy.
This seems like editing, the kind often done at memorials to make sense of the senseless. There is no sense, no comparison here. Joe Paterno the man became Joe Paterno the institution, a fundraising machine and brand so welded to the institution of Penn State that the two became inseparable. When the Sandusky scandal hit, the institution protected its own in the name of the institution, leaving all responsibility to a chain of command devoid of personal accountability. Cowardice prevailed, and evil skated along on the servility of those abdicating responsibility.
Paterno failed here, and failed badly. I don’t believe in an ultimate judgment for the kind of pain Paterno allowed to happen. That too, seems like a fictional comfort drawn over the deep discomfort of reality. You could kill Jerry Sandusky a thousand times and it undoes nothing. That’s why they call it evil, not “correctable injustice.” It is why the word exists. That Paterno had some small part in fostering it, and allowing one of society’s basic taboos against inhumanity to flourish under his nose, is undoable and unforgivable. Death does not redeem it, and time does not correct it.
Expressing exactly what I was thinking better than I ever could have. Tip of the hat.
[slow clap.]
A wonderful summary and tribute. Makes me feel foolish for fruitlessly staring at my blank computer screen for a few hours early Sunda morning.
Solid as always
A sad, fitting ending to this season, and here’s to hoping we never have another one like it.
Imma hang up and listen
Amen.
This season was, from start to finish, a never-ending parade of increasingly horrifying events.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions
however, there were some high points
Like Kentucky beating Tennessee.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions
And low points
like Kentucky getting their asses handed to them by Vandy.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions
To me, UK beating UT was simply another in the "never-ending parade of increasingly horrifying events."
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
I can't really dispute that.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
IDK, brah....
Other than the Syracuse fiasco, I was happy with how my team’s year turned out.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 23, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Football wise, I have few complaints.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
/Fuck Clemson engaged
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Damn you, Orson.
I’m writing my own tribute for Dawg Sports, but you have already put mine to shame.
This is magnificent.
Editor, Dawg Sports.
Go Dawgs!
Like many in the commentariat,
among my first thoughts after seeing the breaking news crawl across ESPN’s ticker was, “I can’t wait to read Spencer’s take.” Bravissimo, Fearless Leader, for delivering far more eloquent and circumspect thoughts on the matter than I could ever manage.
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by car.full.of.midgets on Jan 23, 2012 11:43 AM EST reply actions
great write up
Great job on getting to the heart of a matter that none of us wish was the bow on an already woeful season.
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Absolutely awesome
I really felt that you captured what JoePa meant to not just Penn St fans but to college football fans in general. Thank you very much.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 23, 2012 11:56 AM EST reply actions
Awesome work
Very few coaches know when to leave. Bill Walsh and John Madden thankfully knew when to leave. Paterno and Bowden didn’t.
Todd Graham knows when to leave.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
Todd Graham shouldn't have entered...
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“Paterno could not do this: he had, like Bear Bryant before him, fused his instruments to his person.”
Damn, son.
Stop right there... and I'll bring back the sun.
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I keep thinking of the words to Shelley's "Ozymandias"
when I think of Paterno’s life, career, and legacy.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
The only piece on Paterno's passing that I intended to read.
And the only one I needed to read. Fantastic job, as always. Thank you.
Everything in moderation, including moderation.
After reading some of the stories The Wiz of Odds linked and then reading your's
It’s like watching someone play checkers and the another person play chess.
Saturdays will never be the same.
RIP Joe.
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
"Penn State won their first consensus national title . . ."
Since I’m from Alabama, I assume the English to English translation of this is
“sixth national title.” Not bad.
by Ardbeg on Jan 23, 2012 12:25 PM EST reply actions 9 recs
As Carville said
Pennsylvania is Philadelphia in the East, Pittsburgh a poor substitute for Lubbock in the West, and Alabama in the middle.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
The preferred term amongst my Pennsylvanian friends is "Pennsyltucky."
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions
so shitty on one side, shitty on the other
and a winning football team in the middle?
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 23, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
wait wait wait
Steelers ain’t shitty
retract statement
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 23, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
This comment is objectively disordered.
by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
haha well I hate Big Ben
but you can’t say the team hasn’t had success
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 23, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Good Stuff Swindle
I like how you subterraneanly committed SEC triumphalism by starting a story on Paterno’s passing with a long riff on Herschel Walker.
Vandy football - taking the need for stoicism to previously unimagined heights
by Epictetus on Jan 23, 2012 12:28 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Could there be any other way?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions
The beauty of it
The beauty of it is that it is ostensibly about how the great Herschel fell to defeat…and yet, somehow Herschel remains the hero. I hope I get to do Spurrier’s obit…from a Vandy perspective.
Vandy football - taking the need for stoicism to previously unimagined heights
I'd be interested in eulogizing Spurrier with the Kentucky view.
The words “one hell of a punter” would be referenced more than once.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
"Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead"?
has anyone in Black and Gold beaten Darth Visor in ANYTHING? Football (as a coach or player), baseball, tiddlywinks as a child?
Not trolling, those in Orange and White haven’t fared much better against him…
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probably in a round of golf somewhere.
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by saxattack29 on Jan 23, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
Well done, sir.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 23, 2012 12:31 PM EST reply actions
I'd offer Fearless Leader a drink . . .
. . . but it looks like he already has one.

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by DevilGrad on Jan 23, 2012 12:38 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
He looks like the love child of Dwight Schrute and Ben Folds.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
Oh he'll have another
it’s why the good lord gave him two hands; to hold two drinks…
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Auburn Tigers, let's be stupid forever...
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 23, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
But first, he has to drop the mic.
/ALL THE FEEDBACK
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions
/ drops mic
// picks up first of the 100 cocktails he’s earned.
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Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
As a long time WfnVU fan and alum, I always wondered what the passing of the torch at Penn State would be like
Never in my wildest imagination could I have come up with this scenario. Very sad.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 12:39 PM EST reply actions
Can you imagine
Going back in time, and telling younger you that this was how it was going to work out? I’m pretty sure younger me would just ignore those tips about Microsoft, Yahoo, Google, and what Karen S was apparently willing to do to me that night in college, in the face of such a preposterous story.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
What's a Google?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions
Google's the thing that will buy you a yacht, dumbass!
(or that’s what I’d say to younger me).
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Hey, do you guys know how to post videos to Facebook?
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Do you guys know how to post videos to Facebook?
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by greekpadre on Jan 23, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You can post videos to Facebook?
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions
Magic.
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"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 23, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
Nuh uh.
It’s a 1 with 100 zeroes, man. It’s like the biggest number ever.
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by Big Jon on Jan 23, 2012 2:04 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Nuh uh
Biggest number ever would be a Googleplex. That’s a 1 with a google of zeroes behind it. Let’s call it g.
And then there still would be g+1, and (g+1) 1, and ((g1)+1) +1, ad infinitum
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 23, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions
Today on "College coaches say the darnedest things to recruits."
“He committed to Appalachian State this morning,” said Todd Wofford, Central Gwinnett’s coach. “They are moving to Conference USA in two seasons, and he wanted to be a part of that. He loves their facilities, the guys on the team and the stadium. He likes how they spread the ball out and says he can come in a make an immediate impact.”
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"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 23, 2012 12:47 PM EST reply actions
Not too farfetched with Houston, SMU, and UCF leaving.
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Do most colich students, especially Coeds
wear pajama bottoms everywhere now? You’d think they’d at least put on some greasy old jeans before approaching the memorial.
/turns into an old fart
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 23, 2012 12:48 PM EST reply actions
I was going to post the exact same thing
But I’ve already got such a rep here as a curmudgeon I was afraid of adding on to it.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Curmudgeon uttered
/all take shots
//waiting for somebody to drop “antidissestablishmentterrianism”
///oops, chugz the bottle
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 23, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
This was an entire debate topic on Ron and Fez the other day.
I side with everyone who thinks putting in the effort to actually get dressed is not too much to expect.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
You old
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions
That's OK.
Let ’em have their fun. They have very little time before the real world goes Ndamukong Suh on their asses. They may as well be comfy until then.
Handbags at dawn, sirrah.
by ChocolateCity on Jan 23, 2012 2:15 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I take it you have not been in a Target recently?
The PJ’s are what separate customers from workers.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 23, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
15 Year old girl at home
/prays for School Uniform mandate
//burns PJ, all the PJ’s before they end up scuffing into Panera Bread with UGG boots
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 23, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Haz
Hatz
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 23, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
PJ Bottoms + Hoodie + Scarf = teenager uniform of the day
Mine does it as well, and we keep buying actual clothes like suckers.
by fluffy_bunny_feet on Jan 23, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
If Target wants to dress their workers in PJs that's their own business
People going out in public should know better, though.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
This, sadly, has been going on for a while now
"Every time you go to that cook-off you get drunk as a poet on payday!"
How much would I have to offer for Fearless Leader to write my eulogy?
i can pay off his ice-cream debt, which, with interest, mush be up to a whole gallon.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 12:49 PM EST reply actions
Offer cheese.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
"I write this elogy for a man I just killed.
My affections for him recently… curdled."
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Whisky for Eulogy
“The Indespensible Growth Business” for the 2040’s. Think of the Franchise fees.
/channels Peter Venkman, Dr. Peter Venkman
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 23, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
Relax, everyone has three mortgages these days.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions
You're right, no human being would structure playbooks this way.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Cats and DWAGS living together
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 23, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
That's the end zone. But nothing ever happened in there.
/BCS Championship.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
They hate this.
/scores TD
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
Jackie Wilsom
“Higher and Higher”. Just came on Sirius 60’s on 6
/Fusion starts doing the Toaster Dance
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 23, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
you crossed the ghostbusters!
this is bad.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
Slimes, molds, and fungus's
Type something, we’re paying for this.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 23, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
this is what happens when you cross the streams
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I keep looking at that picture and thinking
“What sort of asshole tramples through the middle of someone’s emotionally heartfelt impromptu memorial to a man…” then I realize it’s his statue. It’s already one of those days folks…
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by Oscar Whiskey on Jan 23, 2012 12:50 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
I've obviously spent way too much time here
Because I’m not as bitter as I thought I would be about the 49ers loss yesterday but still very bitter about Tosh leaving Cal two weeks before recruits send in their LOI’s.
So on a semi-serious note: Do you think the family would be willing to bury JoePa in his Penn State Windbreaker, shirt, tie, pants and his black Nike shoes?
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Fuck and no.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 23, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
and glasses
allglasses all the glasses
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 23, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
i forgot to mention the glasses
"Natty Light: For when you absolutely, positively have to knock uglies with a corn-fed co-ed from the opposing school who’s half your age." -- jonfmorse
One of my dad's college friends passed away this spring from complications due to a car accident
His wife, who I’ve known most of my life from going to Georgia Southern games with them, decided it wasn’t right to bury him in a suit. She buried him in khaki pants and his favorite GSU gameday polo.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Great idea
One of my Tommy Bahama shirts, shorts and my Topsiders for me!
No church music: Pink Floyd, Dvorak, “Southern Cross,” maybe some Steely Dan. I’d better get working on that funeral mix, ASAP.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
My corpus is being donated for harvesting of tissues and organs and for use by the local teaching hospital...
Any residue is to be cremated and spread at sea from a U.S Navy vessel.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 23, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yuck
I have a Native American take on it: if you don’t have your body parts in one place you can’t make it into heaven.
Plus, I plan on leaving my organs in such poor condition that nobody would want them, even for study.
Cremation also not an option, unless it’s a Viking burial.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions
You've got to watch the organ donation/cremation balance
We’ve got regulars here at EDSBS whose livers might burn for a week.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
I'm going out Viking style, on the Detroit River.
Just shoot the flaming arrow into my liver, and I’ll give you such a show.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Well, it ain't Cleveland...
So, I’m guessing just the blanx will be on fire.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 23, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Yup.
A solemn procession of me in a boat, aflame, well attended by tearful representatives of most of the major Scotch distilleries and local craft breweries.
I told them before the game if those bastards have to run the fumblerooski, come to the sidelines and party because they have given up their right of manhood.
Same for my dad.
Mom said that the ONLY time he ever wore a suit—or even a dress shirt and tie—was almost exclusively for weddings or funerals, and she didn’t want him buried like that. So he appeared in the casket at the funeral and went to the crematorium in his favorite polo shirt, and his favorite blue jeans.
"People who say that violence is not the answer are not applying the correct amount of violence." -- blanx73
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Like this one?

Read the story about how they came to be.
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"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 23, 2012 12:50 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
And West Carolina ain't in West Carolina.
Your mind can explode now.
I like to fish. I run the option. Crazy. Southeastern college football enthusiast. Heavy metal and Johnny Cash aficionado.
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 23, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
?

I like to fish. I run the option. Crazy. Southeastern college football enthusiast. Heavy metal and Johnny Cash aficionado.
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 23, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
THIS MUST BE.
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by Big Blue Barrister on Jan 23, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
Still like this one the most out of the ones I made

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"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 23, 2012 12:57 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I hear Luna Lovegood knows where you can find some of those.
This is all just babytown frolics.
by Philander Chase's Sweatervest on Jan 23, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Que?
I like to fish. I run the option. Crazy. Southeastern college football enthusiast. Heavy metal and Johnny Cash aficionado.
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 23, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
haha right? what is he talking about? I have no clue
/hasreadeveryharrypotterbook
//hasseeneveryharrypottermovie
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 23, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
Oh.
Yeah I still got no clue who that is watched some of the movies though.
/isoutoftouchwithpopluarculture
//listenedtoakaynewestsongforthefirsttimeeverlastweek
I like to fish. I run the option. Crazy. Southeastern college football enthusiast. Heavy metal and Johnny Cash aficionado.
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 23, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions
she's the blonde eccentric one with the glasses
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 23, 2012 1:04 PM EST up reply actions
Hot in a beatnik
groovy, high voice register kinda way.
Didn’t she have to out act 5000 other kids to get the part?
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 23, 2012 1:12 PM EST up reply actions
Irish actress Evanna Lynch (AKA Luna Lovegood) all grown up....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 23, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
You can only get into the game
if you see dead people
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 23, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
I was going for that.
But then I got lazy.
I like to fish. I run the option. Crazy. Southeastern college football enthusiast. Heavy metal and Johnny Cash aficionado.
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 23, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
not really badass for me
but then again every time I see a pirate thing I think of

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 23, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions
GET OUT.

I like to fish. I run the option. Crazy. Southeastern college football enthusiast. Heavy metal and Johnny Cash aficionado.
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 23, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you see that's an actual pirate
an actual hasn’t showered in a year, murdering, slave running, women raping, ass hole pirate
how did these guys end up being romanticized again?
all the movies and the Mike Leach stuff has turned some of histories worst criminals into annoying cartoon characters
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 23, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
Hell I dont know.
I’d love to be a pirate though.
Sure I’ll smell like shit and die in a year but I think that one year of smelling like shit and being rotten would be better than sitting in a cubicle and playing nice with people my entire adult life.
I like to fish. I run the option. Crazy. Southeastern college football enthusiast. Heavy metal and Johnny Cash aficionado.
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 23, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions
There's no difference really.
You just rot faster as a pirate.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 23, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
Also get to live on the ocean.
And their will be rum.
Much rum.
I like to fish. I run the option. Crazy. Southeastern college football enthusiast. Heavy metal and Johnny Cash aficionado.
"But kind and gentle."
by RjTheMetalhead on Jan 23, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions
Probably slower
All the rum == preservative.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions
Say what you will about piracy
But at least it’s an ethos.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 23, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Was this the inspiration for Craig (allegedly) James?
Headline says it all.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 23, 2012 12:53 PM EST reply actions
This has gone too far.
The events described in this article took place in Queens, not at SMU, which is where Craig James killed 5 hookers.
Allegedly.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 23, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
Terrel Sugs to Skip Bayless this morning..
“stop it, I know what you doing Skip. Be an analyst, don’t be a douche bag!”
AWESOME
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 1:01 PM EST reply actions 10 recs
and here is the clip
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 23, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
HERO!
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Well thats all the time I'm going to allow myself to waste today on the fine website
Have a good one ya’ll.
Fuck cancer.
I like to fish. I run the option. Crazy. Southeastern college football enthusiast. Heavy metal and Johnny Cash aficionado.
"But kind and gentle."
Red Tails?
Gotta see?
Worth full price, or only Matinee?
#teamMustang, the ultimate expression of ’Murrican Maleness and badassery.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 23, 2012 1:14 PM EST reply actions
Mustang is badass as the all-around fighter-pursuit aircraft
and while I love the sound of those Rolls Royce Merlin engines, I still love the sound of the Jugs’ radial engine better.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 23, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
6@.50 cal<8@.50cal
but Stang was called to Korea as a bomber, then 2 grafted together, weirdness ensues.
You'd do it for Randolph Scott!
RANDOLPH SCOTT!
by DressHerInWhiteAndGold on Jan 23, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
When I was at WVU in the 70s, I met and partied with a number of Penn State students....
who came for PSU away games in Morgantown. They were the siblings, cousins, and friends of the western PA kids with whom I attended WVU. I was struck by their near unanimous admiration for Joe Paterno, the man, not the coach. He was always reported to be a genuinely nice person, who took an active interest in what the students had to say about how htier University was being run.
My youngest brother once worked for the Paternos, wallpapering their house. He said JoePa came around every day when he got home to to talk to the crew and always brought them all a glass of wine. This is the man I mourn, even though I am a die-hard WVU loyalist.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
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