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In honor of one awesome football player

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damn my fat fingers

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

In Ringgold PA

there are like 10 houses that says Joe Montana slept here

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

My dad watched Montana and Ken Griffey Sr. in high school

Apparently that school had pretty good football, baseball and basketball teams.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 22, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure Pitt would give you Sunseri.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Sunseri maybe better than what PSU has

sadly. I’m giving him a Todd Graham pass this year. Because his play was more high octane’s fault

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't get up at 6 AM to watch bad B1G football, so no.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey Harbaugh

Shut the fuck up your own player tripped on the sideline asshole.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

I swear if Lane Kiffin started the Chip to Tampa rumor

i want his team DEAD, merely beating USC won’t be enough.

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by skywaker9 on Jan 22, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

Do the losing conference championship game coaches still handle the Senior Bowl?

‘cause maybe we’ll have Harbaugh v Harbaugh after all.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

I love this plan.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you still working?

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 22, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

I’m terribly frustrated because I am going around in circles.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

/pictures allicolls spinning in chair going 'wheeeeee'

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

You do not refer to yourself and some other people unless you are having fun, though.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Like little piggy on the commercials?

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

No I hate that commercal.

I was thinking little kid type of noise, when little kid is having fun.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was the Pro Bowl

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Chan Gailey was a coach last year.

So no.

Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck illegal contact

they need to get rid of that stupid penalty

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

5-yard penalty on 3rd and 19 gives San Fran an automatic 1st down

/Petrilli has seizure

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

I thought Alex Smith had gotten better

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

Note: better =/= good

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

He has.

“Mediocre” is better than “Tarvaris Jackson”.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

He's taken a Joey Harrington and turned him into a Trent Dilfer.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Replay says otherwise.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, Nick

I guess you can’t really read the rulebook with those homer goggles, but ANY contact is running into the kicker.

by emc503 on Jan 22, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Nick is a rational, impartial observer.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

he was run into

but he still flopped like a motherfucker

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

As any good kicker should do.

Got to add value to your team wherever it can be found.

by Attie Hat on Jan 22, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

If you're a punter and get bumped by a D-lineman

while you’re airborne, flopping is not required to fall down.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Insta-rec

They were sniped!

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I am going with a forcechoke



I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Jan 22, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Oregon SID Andy McNamara on Twitter
Oh twitter… And I was trying to watch this NFC Championship Game! #goducks

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by skywaker9 on Jan 22, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

Here's something more specific
U of O official says if Chip Kelly is talking to Tampa Bay, “that’s news to me.” Nothing official from school. Watch @KOINLocal6 at 6

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by skywaker9 on Jan 22, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

The reporter who said the deal was close

Now says they are just “negotiating”. already backing off.

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by skywaker9 on Jan 22, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

He said they were "finalizing a deal"

Now they are merely “talking/negotiating” one. Wtf knows?

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by skywaker9 on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I smell pizza all of a sudden

that’s not fair.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

Well, we were talking about it in the other thread...

maybe it wafted over here

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Tornado damage confirmed in Dallas Co, Arkansas.

Tornado on the ground 4 mi. N of Fordyce, AR.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

Eek.

GET TO DA CHOPPA BASEMENT STORM CELLAH!

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Damage confirmed in Fordyce.

Tornado emergency for WC Lincoln, SW Jefferson and N Cleveland Cos.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Violent tornado on the ground.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Violent = >EF2

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

at least Little Rock has good weather stations.

seriously helped me out when the tornados hit when I lived there.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought "strong" was EF2-3, "violent" was EF4-5, but I may have those backward.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

It's kind of arbitrary. and they have no way of assessing that now.

But they just mean it’s large and producing a lot of damage.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, either way, you do not want to be in the path of this.

And if you are, find shelter and haul ass.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Another tornado confirmed on the ground

near Humnoke, AR.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

All of this shit happening after dark, too.

Makes it even worse since you can’t see it coming very easily.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Look for the sparks as it goes through power lines.

Forgets eastern US has tries which block the view.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

The NWS bulletin says 1/3 of AR tornadoes are at night.

That’s one of the bad things about this area. That and high-population, low-income areas.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds spidery for a date to me, but sure.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Relation to Yoknapatawpha county?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

let's go to town

I want some bananas.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, she still wants to see you

That’s good!

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Going all the way to Israel/Palestine for food?

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

She likes falafel.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah she does, Hi-OH!

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

To be honest, pita bread is the best over there

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

West Bank refers to the Mississippi River.

UMinn has practically three separate campuses within its main campus: East Bank (most stuff is here), West Bank (across the river), and St. Paul.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

"Let's do this instead" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "eh, no thanks"

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Running =/= date.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

You want something where you interact and preferably lots of laughs.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I do not laugh when I run.

I am usually quite pissed off the whole time. Not a good scene for a date.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

unless the gent likes angry women.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

If you're both runners, it's pretty easy to jog at a pace where you can talk

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

so bringing the golf cart and driving next to her is not a good idea?

/sips drinks.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

what the fuck

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what I was about to say, too.

Though I wouldn’t say “real life” so much as “CGI.”

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, all the make up.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I get it.

But still. What the fuck?

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I have not posted this here just because I would be upset if someone else did it

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

The Fan?

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

It was called something something Terror

The whole plot was that a guy forced a bank teller to steal 100,000 by holding her sister hostage

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what i was thinking

god that movie sucked. That was before I realized that DeNiro in movie != movie probably won’t suck

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

It is not good.

However, it’s nowhere close to the worst movie nominally about baseball – that dubious distinction goes to “The Pitcher and the Pin-Up”

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

fever pitch?

never seen it, but it has to suck

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Seen it, and it does, but this is worse:

Link to Wikipedia bit.

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I was at Game 4 of that series.

I saw it being filmed.

I assure you, it sucks.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

you did things for america that day

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

As I understand it, the movie just mentions the actual World Series as an afterthought.

It focuses entirely on YANKS-SAWX, which tells you all you need to know.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

It was originally supposed to end with the inevitable heart breaking SAWX loss.

But the team fucked that up.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

/USA beats Finland for 1980 hockey Gold

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously, there are at least 2 things wrong with that Visa commercial

1) That guy’s grandmother is a Browns fan, she’d disown the little bastard for being a fan of the Ravens.
2) She’s wearing a 17 jersey, but it’s not a Sipe jersey(you can tell by the small changes)

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM EST reply actions  

thank you

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 22, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah its Braylon from his one good season

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

///Patriots fan intercepts ticket

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably

Could also be a personalized jersey, that you never see the back of

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

/Gets Jake Delhomme Browns jersey

//Gets Derek Anderson jersey

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

This is why my Browns jersey is a Frank Ryan #13

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Go old school with a Jim Brown jersey

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Frank Ryan was the Browns QB on their last championship team(1964).

He also completed a PhD in mathematics at Rice in the middle of his playing career.

Finally, 13 is my favorite number.

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

was at the gas station a while back

and somebody had set up a MASSIVE (10 feet wide by 7 feet high or so) wooden display selling NFL jerseys. They had randy moss raiders jersey, daunte culpepper dolphin jerseys, and all kinds of shit. I can’t imagine they sold a single one.

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Vernon Davis y'all

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 22, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

Vernon'd

I hate you. Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.

by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

CLICK CLACK

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

So how many pissed off Vernon Davis owners are there here? Just me?

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

Note to Giants secondary: You may want to try covering that guy.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

SF is going to the SB

with Crabtree as their NO1 WR. How does that work?

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

You know what is coming now...

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

That is not what I was expecting

WHAT A TWVIST

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

So Ravens OL is Purdue

Ray Lewis is Indiana

Crabtree is ND?

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

But will the 49er fans storm the field?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Not as sad as if they chanted "over-rated"

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

They could be the Giants

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

They Might be Giants?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

bloodhound gang?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU AND ME BABY AINT NOTHIN BUT MAMMALS

SO LETS DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Hence why it would be sad.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone forgets that they're 9-7 and thinks they should win?

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh my favorite commerical

“I don’t know what 20s are because I’m a stupid woman.” Its funny because its sexist.

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM EST reply actions  

Better question

Why do American Idol ads involve aircraft carriers whose air wings are not attacking and destroying American Idol?

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Retired carrier is retired.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

No excuse.

It’s American Idol, all assets must be used.

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Groan-rec

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

to the Final Countdown?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I present you this:

SFW but not your ears

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No one here knows the greatest time-travel movie ever? Really??

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I've seen it

It was…meh

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by wahoocrew on Jan 22, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm contractually obligated to post Arrested Development gifs whenever there's any sort of reference

however tangentially related

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh obviously two people here named their accounts after secondary/tertiary characters from the movie.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

2 people have taken their names from The Final Countdown?

I don’t see any Capt. Matt Yelland or Warren Lasky?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

ISWYDT

But no. Bill and Ted is the best time travel movie.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait Socrates and Herman the Kid are the fake executioners you can't Shamalayn Bill and Ted man

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

NO

It does not have F-14’s shooting down Zeroes. It loses.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

It has George Carlin as Rufus and Keanu Reeves in the only role he was born to play.

And the sequel has STATION and Death with a Russian accent.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

You obviously didn't read what I wrote.

F-14’s!!! ZEROES!!!! crazy Japanese pilot going nuts and killing Marine security guards!!! Martin Sheen and Kirk Douglas!!!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

and it's somewhat of a parody of a black and white Ingmar Bergman film

that probably almost no one who saw it had ever seen.

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Really wouldn't even have to shoot them...

just roll by close enough while supersonic and knock them right out of the sky.

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be Back to the Future, in my opinion.

But that’s mainly because it’s pretty much the only time-travel movie I’ve ever seen.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Never seen any of the old Star Trek movies.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

wut?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Terminator 2 is strong

Back to the future is the shit, though

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

You know, I completely forgot about the Terminator movies, somehow.

But still would go with BttF.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Back to the Future is terrifying.

Consider that Marty is now a stranger in his own life. And that the man who tried to rape his mother is kept around the house.

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yep that's creepy

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Also Biff being turned into a Benjy Compson-esque man child.

It’s almost sad.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

rec

for somehow tying back to the future to sound and the fury

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

second Faulkner reference tonight

maybe of the thread

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

he gets quite a bit of love around here generally

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

a favorite of mine

I’ll never play “corn hole” ever again.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

it also promised you time travel by the mid 1980s

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Heard the guy who played Biff on my favorite radio show out of B-ham one day

He was a scream. Talked about how he still gets asked if the Hover Boards were real.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

He played that song that day.

Described that the origin is a “Making of” feature done during the movie where the director jokingly said the technology was real and the government let them use it for the film. That bit was apparently put in the “making of” feature (one of those HBO type deals) and ALL THE STUPID PEOPLE took him seriously.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Also he now plays first place for the Braves.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

/First Base

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Somehow they let those ass clowns to do a show on an aircraft carrier

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Its all for the troops

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by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Again, retired carrier is retired, it it is in fact the USS Midway.

It’s a museum in San Diego.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yorktown is pretty awesome.

Intrepid is okay too, but I like that the Yorktown has more of the ship you can explore and does the BSA campouts.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Yorktown is sweet.

And yes, I did take a group of Japanese army officers to tour it when we stopped by.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I have a brother who is twn years younger than I am.

So when his cub scout group went while my parents were doing something else and I was 19, I got to do my own thing while I was there the whole day as long as I checked up on him every so often. Then his friend’s parents offered to watch him for me, so history nerd me was very pleased.

I think the coast guard cutter there has been removed, and the destroyer is getting overhauled, though.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

That should say ten years

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

That is a very good question.

Basketball game on aircraft carrier = great idea
American Idol on aircraft carrier = makes me want to place a call to Emperor Hirohito

by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Hello again

I really hope that the 49ers win so that I don’t feel dirty for supporting the Giants over the PAHTS

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

TB times now confirming Chip to Tampa rumor

FURK!

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by skywaker9 on Jan 22, 2012 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

...
But if he fails I’d like ND to hire him, because it sure as hell works in college football. This is assuming of course we haven’t already hired Gruden.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

/hires Chip Kelly

//complains non-stop about the G.A.S.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Erm

Kelly is the anti-Rockne

Old South, New Twitter

Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 22, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, NDNation hates Brian Kelly for implementing the GAS

But they want Chip to implement the GAS (with fabulous uniforms, no less?)

by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Correct.

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

You didn't make that up?

That actually came from NDNation!?

by Erik T on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

They’re also doing a music poll and one of the questions is, “Is U2 your favorite band?”

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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

now you're just making shit up

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I would link, but I'm scared to open the door.

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i know honey i know. keep the bad people out

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Bono is Irish but it's a coin flip with dropkick Murphys they did that Irishy song

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

DERP

“that I haven’t heard of that aren’t terrible”

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by Old South on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Most of War, Boy, and October are okay, Joshua Tree is iffy, and the rest is meh to bad.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Gloria is probably my favorite U2 single.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Whaaaaa?

Van Morrison is the only one who can sing that song, sirrah

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

That is a great song, but these are two different Glorias.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Shadows of Knights and Hendrix both have decent versions

among numerous others i suspect

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THE UNFORGETTABLE FIRE IS ONE OF THE GREATEST ALBUMS EVER RECORDED SIR

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly not that unforgettable

Since I uh forgot it and all.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, you just go listen to it.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

this^

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I like U2 one song at a time

But more than that is too much.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget the visor

"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"

by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, he does look a little less like a lesbian golf coach.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Juan of the River.

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John Del Rio?

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Close enough.

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That's a fact, Jack

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Yeah, not sure what the Spanish version of "Jack" would be.

Behind the Name says Iván, for some reason.

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Uhhh

Well, Ivan is the Slavic form of Johannes, but that’s a pretty long stretch

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/offer valid in Cuba

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Oregon fans reaction

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That was my first reaction

My second is “as long as we have Uncle Phil” we’re fine.

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HAUNTIN UR DREAMZ LOL

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Is that supposed to be some sort of STD?

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Crabs

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it a crab?

I’ve stared at it for 30 long seconds and that’s the best I can come up with.

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San Francisco Crazy Crab

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE8HrM1TTWw

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WHAT THE FUCK?

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

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Raised

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Monty the Biscuit!

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Only 8.50 at their website

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what what

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oh yes this is a thing

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well true, but it WAS a thing

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I know. I lived like 15 minutes from where they played.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I graduated from Northside in 2008.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I suppose so.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean.

They haven’t beaten us since 2002. So. Meh.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep, 2002.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

mmmmm butter

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

WANT.

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I'll make sure to let SG know to update the birthday list

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

YAAAY!

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(you know ours are close together right? i am sending hints to but not helping)

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

hmph.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

do you want a monty too?

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

a full monty?

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Here's the linky:

Monty the Biscuit Doll

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whadimiss?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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no no i was here for that

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhhhhh well i left the room and the niners scored should i turn it off?

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

YAIS

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Vernon Davis TD catch?

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Furk

Wahoo hate Hokie purp

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Why do I feel as though Frank Gore has been in SF so long

that he was there back when they were good?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

So what happens first?

a) Rick Barnes removes his name from consideration

or

b) Todd Graham takes the job?

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 PM EST reply actions  

c.) Lane Kiffin takes job

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus

I have never seen so much lightning in one radar coverage area before

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 PM EST reply actions  

I'm ready for a good lightning storm.

Oh, wait I need a new tripod first.

Never mind.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

This is like lightning saturation bombing or something

Totally insane.

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd love to in the area ... could get all the pictures.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

oh shit.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

not good.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

In a coffee shop.

What happened? Sounds serious.

by Attie Hat on Jan 22, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

two 9ers players collided

terrell brown isn’t moving much

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit.

Thoughts and prayers.

by Attie Hat on Jan 22, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Collided with a teammate

Took a shot to the head

I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I missed it

What happened?

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

ow ow ow ow ow no not good not good

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

don't you know that other player feels awful

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

Guys

This has to be really bad if they won’t go to commercial

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

he moved his arms

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I could do with less Joe Buck

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 22, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

Darlin' everybody could do with less Joe Buck...

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

moving his legs, being carted off

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

no wait he stood up!

he’s walking off!

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

it looked like he took an upper cut and had wind knocked out

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Whew.

Fuck you, 2011. Your time has passed!

by Attie Hat on Jan 22, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

No, it sucks too.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

vehemontly disagree.

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

So, speaking of bad ideas

The law school here puts on an actual tackle football game WITH PADS. Its called Barristers Bowl. There is a draft and everything. Its roughly the equivalent of 3A high school really, around 40-50 players per team, which some people who played in college and the rest of us just high school heroes.

Well, Im 33 and I strapped on the pads last week for the first time in 15 years. We did the Oklahoma drill and I nearly died. I forgot how much playing linebacker really hurt.

Im afraid I’ll get concussed during the actual game on Saturday.

This is a bad idea.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions  

ALL.THE.BAD TACKLING.

people hitting with their heads down, etc.

Someone is going to die. This is the 8th year theyve done it, but I cant believe someone hasnt gotten seriously hurt yet. I hope its not going to be me.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Our QB was a scholarship QB at a Big Ten school.

Our number one pick, duh.

Our team strongly resembles Peyton Manning throwing to those kids in that SNL United Way spoof.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

We had a kid who made it to AA baseball.

He was kinda athletic. Thankfully I never had to cover him in our league games- I just got stuck covering the all-american hurdler.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 22, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I have never played competitive football in my life

but I still have decided that it is my life’s mission to make this happen at Duke before I graduate in May. This sounds like the best idea ever.

by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

You are a UNC fan attending Dook?

You are the reverse JC001

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by wahoocrew on Jan 22, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a hard life.

I had to try very hard not to cheer when FSU hit the buzzer beater yesterday. I really shouldn’t go to basketball games.

by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Grad school?

Otherwise, that just seems so….wrong. I could never imagine a VT fan attending UVa or vice versa.

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by wahoocrew on Jan 22, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I dated a girl who was a VT fan at UVA, when we were both in grad school at FSU.

It ended terribly, and not at all my fault. She grew up in Blacksburg, and her dad was a tenured VT prof.

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I vehemently pursued a UVa student over the summer

didn’t work out, for the best, etc, but I can put those things aside

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT

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by wahoocrew on Jan 22, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup

We dated for like five months before Christmas- she ran into and dumped me to go back to an ex who still lived in Blackburg.

They broke up the first time because Blacksburg to Charlottesville was too far of a distance. But apparently Tallahassee to Blacksburg wasn’t.

Oh, and she told me this via text message, while I was driving from Columbus to Tally with her Christmas present in tow.

I had quite a bit of schadenfreude when they broke up again, three months later, and I was happy with the new girl

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

that's always the best

the feeling of smugness. everything else sucks.

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it wasn't your fault

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe him

Anyone pulling jc001 like that clearly isn’t capable of rational thought

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by wahoocrew on Jan 22, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

when it comes to women, anything is possible

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, mercifully.

The law school defies many of the stereotypes associated with the university at large. The undergraduates… not so much.

by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I know a duke grad at carolina law

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

very bad idea

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

RUN THA VEER PAWL

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I almost headbutted a kid, who was wearing a helmet, before my first game coaching

The desire to play more is extremely strong

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait this is real and based on the gmail thread I almost went where you are...

FUCK

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

MikeLew...just wondering

Do Browns fans or Ravens fans take credit for Cleveland’s NFL championships in the 60s/records/etc.?

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

Those are OURS

we fought the NFL for the colors and the history of the team. Baltimore can piss right off

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

i like it when you're raegy

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

THERE WAS NO NFL FROM 1996-1998

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But

John Elway won a Super Bowl…

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

As Did Brett Favre

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK THAT HORSE FACED ASSBAG

THAT KICK WAS WIDE

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

/Elway goes 98 yards for a touchdown

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Legally, here's the deal.

The Baltimore Ravens were an expansion team, which just happened to have the same ownership and employees as the team which had, the previous year, been the Cleveland Browns. The Cleveland Browns, themselves,continued to exist; they suspended operations for a few years, then came back with entirely new ownership and employees.

Legally, that is what happened.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I like this commercial

is it just me?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

I thought it was a United Way commerical first time I saw it

For some reason that song made 1991 version of me cry during NFL/United Way commercials

by ItsComplicated on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

50F today. Little bit of rain. Now we have a dusting of snow.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Hey.

You guys here?

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

Nope.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope. Most definitely not here.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

So is it too early for Saban to Oregon rumors?

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

nah. we like crazy rumors here

Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.

by Boatdrinks on Jan 22, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

and we like crazy trains

/plays Crazy Train
//plays Crazy Train

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

What?

There is no defense in the Pac-12 North.

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

/waves hand in front of Fonce

This is not the defense youre looking for.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Nick Saban thinks that Phil Knight's stance on child labor is pussified

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Delay of game on 4th and 1 to get more room for the punter.

Is there anything that is a better definition of NFLAIDS?

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

zing

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

QB running out of the end zone

To take a safety and kick away at the end of the game.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Close.

Snap intentionally out the back of the end zone.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, the Bob Davie Special

/have QB run backwards into endzone to take safety
//instruct QB not to just go down
///QB tackled, is injured, out for season

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

RAEG

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Better to do with the punter

He gets a 15 yard head start, as opposed to a shotgun snap of 6

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

What's worse than AIDS?

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

SOPA?

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

USC.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

yes.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

With current treatments?

About 50% of diseases.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Gene Chizik's record sans-Malzahn

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd with some guilty feelings

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

might be the worst rec I've ever given

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I greened it and I think I'm turning green.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec-flag'ed

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Jim Tressel might fit in here afterall

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

why not?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

/cancels cable

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

It was the grandson with a dog collar, wasn't it?

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

You know it.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

/NDNation approved!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Puddy!

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll be back, we'll make out.

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by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 22, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

THE DEVILS!!!!

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

ALL SIGNS POINT TO YES

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

1940's Japanese Abortion Activists don't see the issue here.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

DJ ROOMBA

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

jesus, manning

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The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

Chris Myers reports an injured player is in pain

/facepalm

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by Boatdrinks on Jan 22, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

/Joe Schad reports the NFC championship is today.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

What time?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Just remember, Chris Myers is so dull he lost his ESPN gig to Around the Horn.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

How does this game still have 12 minutes left?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

So, I know this isn't a shootout.

But this has been a defensive game that’s been riveting to watch. It IS possible.

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

very good game

Jack Buck has to die him and aikman are just murdering this game.

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Jack Buck was awesome

and is already dead.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

True, but you can't get the runback anyway.

Unless he has possession and fumbles, the kicking team cannot advance after a muffed punt (or an onside kick).

You can (and should) challenge and get the ball, but a touchdown was never a possible outcome.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

IT IS

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GIANTS TOUCHDOWN!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Ed Hoculhi

consults Wikipedia to tell you its inconclusive

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a TD.

Counts as a muff (giggle), will be Giants ball at the spot of recovery.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

lol

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a touchdown even if overturned.

Can’t advance unless the returning player establishes possession (not merely touches it).

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

There is your token "Ed Hochuli just fucked everything up" moment in this game

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

No it's not

It clearly deflected off him

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Looking at the replay and the close-up shot at said correct angle, yes.

Live, I didn’t think he did.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

It deflected off him, sure

But not clearly. Every ref’s view, and the shot we saw at real time, was occluded by the returner’s body, and even so it barely glanced him and didn’t change direction or rotation. Chilllllllll.

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Sposed to be SEC

by Old South on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

ball will be dead at the spot

you get the ball, but not the TD.

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

it would be a muff

and the whistle blown – somehow I don’t think the Giants are getting this ball

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Fucking pay attention, Nick.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was Merkin Muffley?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

I think youre thinking of Muffley's Mufflers

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You are correct, it is Merkin

A play on female pubic hair in both names

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought a Merkin was a fake what you just said or something hence the name.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

A Merkin is a pubic toupee

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Somethings I don't want to know why folks know it.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Because Kubrick fans tend to memorize weird facts about his movies?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Not Mad Magazine, but something like it.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I did Hair in summer stock once and the costume dept. had to buy a bunch.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't believe I didn't know this

That’s my favorite movie. I feel inadequate

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah for some reason i just felt weird typing fake pubic hair/toupee.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahem.

Merkin is not a reference to “female pubic hair”. It’s a reference to a pubic TOUPEE, gender-neutral.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

/omHammondTheMoreYouKnow.gif

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Where is the Missing T?

You are needed here

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Present!

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by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

What.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Picky picky picky

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

you're right.

I ashamed

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, in his case

it takes him three hours to figure out what the actual rule is.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

"the boy who caught the ball"

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I still like them

It decreases unjustified bitching about wrong calls.

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by Old South on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Which is only really a problem when people don't understand the rules.

Which is apparently a real problem with NFL fans.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you met NFL fans?

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Or Donovan McNabb re: Ties?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

There was a Cowboys' player who said something equally stupid about rules this year.

I can’t remember the specifics.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

No. I don't associate with those types.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not entirely isolated to NFL fans.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I love his explanations

In all sincerity. I wish every official did this.

by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

me too

even when I know the rule already

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by Old South on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Especially when we, the fans who might be annoyed by repeated explanations of shit we already know

know the rules better than the buffoons in the booth anyway. God knows, if they explained every call like this, we wouldn’t NEED Mike Pereira.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

it wouldn't be so bad

if he wasn’t obviously just enjoying hearing himself talk. By all means, explain shit that needs to be explained, don’t get on TV and talk so you can jerk off to DVR’d freeze frames of your old man pecs

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

Eli throws a pick.

Just for lulz.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

oh yes please

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My fantasy team name was Eli Manning Arm Punt for a reason.

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i love the home team crowd

Boooooooo your obviously correct call

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MOVED:

That when we finally have our inaugural EDSBS Commentariat SEC vs the World Football Classic, that Nick not be allowed to ref it.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

SOON

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE BALL HAS TO GO THROUGH THE UPRIGHTS FOR THE PAT TO COUNT?

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

Brilliant.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

seconded

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by wahoocrew on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

That could be fun to watch.

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EVERYONE ELSE RAEGS.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Sweet.

I get to be on the SEC team now!

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Yeah, but you have to ride the bench.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

/overthrows Rocco

//overthrows Rocco
///overthrows Rocco

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Nick Saban played DE though.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

He started.

Kent State, but still.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not strong enough to play DE.

I did learn all about being a shit-talking corner that isn’t any good from watching Ronyell Whitaker and DeAngelo Hall.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 22, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'm playing safety

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm bringing the keg for the world team.

/too old to play.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

ohhh I wanna play i wanna play

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

/inappropriate joke about tight ends goes here.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

QB hitting the slut receiver?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not the QB.

I’m good.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

No, but the QB might be a little bent out of shape.

/cracks knuckles

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, you make the decision on who to throw to.

I’m just down here in the trenches blocking.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

That's good

because you’re apparently the entire offensive line.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

No one wants to be a big ugly.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd probably be better there than I would elsewhere.

Either that or punter.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Say, isn't he 6'8"?

And from Arizona State, no less? Gotta be a quarterback.

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by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Red zone TE

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

hehe I bet I could do that

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

KSU QB?

/Throws for 50 yards
//runs for 200

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

You forget, I'm old school.

/runs for 11
//throws for 493
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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

How's the eye?

/Remember’s Chad May so very fondly

by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Imagine if that happened to Syracuse.

Nick would not figuratively explode; he’d literally explode.

by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Nick would go Unabomber on the opposing school's campus.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

If they're playing loose coverage, yes.

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ohhh now i'm curious because this can go all sortsa ways

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Finally, someone I can throw a pass to!

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Well stempke would be on the world team and Lew too

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

True.

I just gotta get my Brett Favre groove working.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

KG and IE as well

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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I can throw blocks.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I am not sending Jenn Sterger any photos.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Can I play safety or corner?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Or SEC Tight End would work.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

If I work out a bit, I could be the Eckstein of Linebacker?

/too tall and skinny for most anything.

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I can do middle line back for flag football, not tackle though.

7’ wing span and 8’ vertical reach, go ahead and throw, please.

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Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!

I’ll be the 4th-string running back that comes in when we’re up by 56.

/flattened by 180-pound LB

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by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

that would be me

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I guess this means I'm playing guard

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

nor will we ever

but i’m 180 pounds

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Me too.

Actually, I’ll be a cheerleader, or the water girl.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

You're on the OTHER team.

/sniffs indignantly

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I kicked in high school.

So I’m down.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm starting to feel like the SEC team all went home two weeks ago.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Just checkin in to say that this game is dogshit, right?

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It's a thing.

I don’t now what thing, but a thing it is.

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes-

also, you got some birthday present ideas upthread

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Excellent.

I have choices to make.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

UVA basketball offense was dogshit

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Checks score

Eh, that sucks. Was it close at the end at least?

VT was definitely due for a win. They’ve got to get on the bubble somehow.

by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah.

This is actually a pretty good game, and I detest both teams by obligation.

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YOU HAVE EMAIL

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

SO DO YOU

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 22, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm totally shocked I tell you

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So it IS hereditary

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Trust me

She’s way, way, way more into it than me

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

How about now?

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the year of the kicker y'all

Still can’t believe the Ravens game

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Cade Foster's draft stock just went up.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

why the shti did my phone just restart by itself?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

Is it a Samsung?

Mine did that at random intervals from about once a week to twice a day. Got a replacement, it did the same thing. Took it in again, they said there was a software update, still did the same damn thing.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Should have gone with R2-D2

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

nope motorola

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Hm. Dunno what to tell you.

I’m not due for an upgrade until Christmas, but my mom was this year so I got her old iPhone instead.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

i have like a whole year until upgrade...

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

What he actually acknowledged that it happened?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

All the hate?

All the hate.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

the celebration was awesome

Fuck college rules. I want 80s miami

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 9:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

actually scratch that

I want La Liga celebrations

Cruz knows what I’m talking about

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Miami would like to have 80s Miami

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to be a return man like you

But then I took a football to the knee

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions   3 recs

your running around doing quests

You meet this group called the Companions

They seem pretty legit

Just some warriors fighting people and stuff

So you join up

And then one night they invite you to their creepy lil cave and it’s like

“You want me to become what?”

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 9:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

KICK COVERAGE?

Optional.

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by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM EST reply actions  

Gereral asshattery good sir.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The league obviously doesn't want the Giants in the Super Bowl.

Too small a market.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions   4 recs

rec

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

SEC didn't want to recruit there.

Heard Lubbock/TTU was the first choice over TAMU

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:37 PM EST reply actions  

Oh yes yes yes yes yes

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Vernon Davis TD? Vernon Davis TD.

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions  

I could see it as a safety valve if you're sending everyone else on that side deep.

But that near the endzone, that isn’t really an option.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

It ain't as sure as 47 yards I can tell you that much.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Guys

I’m having chest pains

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

Just breathe through it....

Try some aspirin

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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

you need to spend more time with your family

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

me too

I put a lot of siracha on my pizza

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God, if RGIII went to the Bucs, they would be so much fun to watch

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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 PM EST reply actions  

think about the QBs in that division. lord.

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Poor Matt Ryan.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

He's BC

hes used to crapping the bed in big games

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

/accchampionshipgame.jpg

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

So was South Florida.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish that every year could be 2007

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

2006 was better

/Wake wins ACCCG

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by wahoocrew on Jan 22, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

There was no ACCCG that year.

There was no ACCCG that year.
There was no ACCCG that year.
There was no ACCCG that year.
/repeats ad infinitum

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by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously, how the hell did that happen?

I thought we all agreed to let Wake play for the game just so they’d feel good about themselves? They weren’t supposed to actually win.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

No, you are thinking about 2009.

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

University of What Monroe?

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So was South Florida

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

And they ended up in the Champs Sports Bowl.

Against a 6-6 MSU team. Thank the powers that be that BC’s receivers were fucking incompetent, because Matt Ryan should have shredded us instead of merely winning the game (mostly because our QB couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn, unless said barn was painted in BC’s colors).

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Scratch that, 7-5 MSU team.

A few 6-6 teams didn’t make bowls that year from the Big Ten.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

That's not true.

BC never plays in big games

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Just like Cam Newton.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

No he's not that much like Cam...

Just watching the two, I think Cam has a better pocket passer; has a stronger arm and is more physical. Also, I think RG3 has some problems with his footwork

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Cam seems like a better pocket passer now

but you wouldn’t have said that a year ago when he never did it

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

He almost had the highest passing efficiency of any college QB ever in a single season, last year.

Auburn fans who watched his every game knew he was excellent at throwing the football.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree that he was good at throwing the ball

but I don’t remember him doing too much that would really qualify as pocket passing. It was all a bunch of play action of misdirection, and maybe some really quick throws on 3 and mediums. That’s on Malzahn’s offense, not Cam, but still he hadn’t shown he could do it

NOTE: This may be highly inaccurate as I drink heavily during football season

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

No, you're pretty much correct.

I wasn’t really thinking of the traditional pocket passer like you meant.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

he'd be entertaining at least

i think he will be ok

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

As long as he's not drafted by a dysfunctional

team like the Redskins and can stay healthy he’ll be very good

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

He doesn't do that anymore.

grumblegrumblefuckingeligrumble

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

thats normal Eli

This is playoff Eli

Its weird

I know

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 9:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Manning Christmases if Eli and the Giants win this year...

So much trolling Peyton.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

That's delightful.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 22, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

is this the part where Alex Smith

Remembers that he’s Alex Smith

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

WEST COAST OFFENSE RELIES ON SHORT, ACCURATE PASSES, NOT 4 VERTS

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

neither of these offenses are walsh offenses

not to many teams run the west coast now that there is the no touching rule

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Not actually watching the game atm; just reading it through EDSBS.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

LIES

THIS IS THE ENN EFF ELL

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 22, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

/dink

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

/hums Price is Right Cliffhanger music

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:46 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Plays this:

This

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

WHY ARE YOU TAKING A TIMEOUT?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

Alex tried to break away to throw the ball

Alex that’s Eli’s move

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

FUMBLE

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

LOL NOPE

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually, it is

Happened a couple of weeks ago. The ball would be spotted and no return is valid, but it is reviewable.

by emc503 on Jan 22, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

If they call forward progress, it's not.

If they call “down by contact” it is (although it has to be an immediate recovery, which there wasn’t in this case anyway).

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Rule change this year if the other team immediately recovers the ball I thought.

Or is that just college?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

not on forward progress

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

not reviewable

Hmmmmmmmmm

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 9:51 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Clearly.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

DON'T WE ALL?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Not so much the Giants

Just the Giants fans Jets fans Giants fans Jets fans Giants fans.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I always thought the Jets fans at school were more obnoxious since they made the playoffs.

Now the Jets fans have all gone home and put on their Giants shit.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

...that was the joke.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Forgot you have to live this too it appears.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

If the Giants win tonight, METEOR for SB plz

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Christamighty y'all are hard to find sometimes

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by Buzzrock on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

Episode 1 back in theaters?

I already want to punch anybody who buys a ticket for that

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

BOOTHISMAN.gif

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 22, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I am already booing myself

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

/will still feel nostalgically obligated to go to the movie.

by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

How can you feel "nostalgic" for Episode I?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Some poor soul out there probably feels nostalgic for Episode II

I on the other hand, cant remember a damn thing that happened in it

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

there was some horrible dialogue

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

not even close

although he may be able to blame lucas for sticking him with the worst lines in cinema history

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, ANAKIN!

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

NO

NO NO THIS NEVER HAPPENED

by Erik T on Jan 22, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

god you are young

wait till you get old and like country music

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

R2D2 Flew on the back of an X-Wing when Luke was piloting you mean that wasn't till the first Star Wars

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

And when I think 2nd Star Wars movie, I think Empire Strikes Back.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Earlier.

It came out while i was in school, and I graduated in 98.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, Phantom Menace was 1999.

Summer between freshman and sophomore year of college for me.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 22, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Phantom Menace was '99.

Special Editions came out around 97, I believe.

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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, this must be what I'm thinking of.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Opened May 19, 1999.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, you guys are right.

Came out when I was in Korea.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

/just realized i saw that movie with the 1st girl i had sex with

/not sure if i should feel old or young

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

no

you have to eventually make a stand or he will never be stopped

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

He promised that he would quit

HE PROMISED. It’s different this time, really.

by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

fucking star wars remakes

/knows he’ll buy tickets

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But 3D!

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by Buzzrock on Jan 22, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

can't stand it either

saw Hugo the other day, though, and it was tolerable

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

So say we all.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

This is truth

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't hate it

But some movies just don’t need it. Only the pod race, and maybe the giant battle at the end, could really benefit from it.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Based on what I saw at CES, I fear it's going to be forced upon us eventually

The glasses-free shit REALLY makes my head hurt

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What's the score?

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 PM EST reply actions  

Q to 12

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

EDSBS meme question: where did NFLAIDS come from?

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by Buzzrock on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 PM EST reply actions  

A monkey bit Charlie Weis

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

Not sure who started it or when

but I think it refers to the fact that, in general, NFL coaches who return to college do shitty.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, you see, way back years ago

A football coach was out looking for recruits in the wild, uncharted depths of Detroit…

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Can we fucking sack him some more

Until he doesn’t know his own name like Montana did

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

Note to Giants: COVER VERNON DAVIS

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your gunna want to go for the TD sanfran

#yearofthekicker

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Signs you should be sad:

You’re drinking Michelob Ultra because that’s what the ex left in the fridge and you just wanna get rid of it

by ItsComplicated on Jan 22, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions  

You mean

You’re drinking Michelob Ultra because that’s what the ex left in the fridge and you just wanna get rid of it

by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

:(

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

think of it more as

Fuck you

I’m gunna drink your beer

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Both offensive coordinators are excited for next week's trip to Hawaii.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Large tornado confirmed on the ground in eastern Arkansas.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck.

Mother Nature, why you gotta be like that?

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably entirely rain-wrapped based on radar.

Not that you’d be able to see it anyway.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Heading toward Mississippi/Alabama.

Yeah… we’re watching it.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn

Hopefully its the DC earthquake of tornadoes

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

So how fast is this stuff moving?

We’re not looking at, say, this stuff coming into ATL at like 5 AM or anything, are we?

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by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

No

It’ll be Birmingham-ish about then.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

This storm is moving NE at 55.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

Changed directions from earlier. The scary thing is, it’s headed toward Memphis now.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, well that's okay then.

Nothing there that’ll be missed, right?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

This one is still well south of Memphis.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Sorry, it’s still too soon for me.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Last look I saw was likely to miss just south of Memphis proper

but way too close for comfort.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

And that is no longer the case.

Weather Underground showing the main storm cell in the current tornado warning headed directly toward Memphis.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't diss the Wundermap

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by Buzzrock on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, it's a good site

but the name is … kind of odd. How do you get weather below the ground?

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

And that's not the reason at all

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure it isn't.

But that was the first thing I thought of when I saw the name.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

/WillMuschampstarwars.jpg

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

That's not good

/has cousins near Memphis.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

RADAR Link

NWS radar for S MS valley.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

And reports so far map

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

How many more 3 and outs will there be in regulation?

O/U: 2.5

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

2

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

1

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I stand by my original opinion.

This game is dogshit.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 22, 2012 9:58 PM EST reply actions  

...

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Clemson?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

C'mmon Eli

Panic throw INT

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For a new tune

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

I CAME

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vidi

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

vicious?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

veni vidi veni

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

NINERS SECONDARY DERP

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 22, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

Let's never be stupid again.

Wait, let’s be stupid forever.

by Mango Stasi on Jan 22, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

i got an OT here

Who ordered the OT?

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4th and 26 wut?

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Not me, it's a school night dammit

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by Buzzrock on Jan 22, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

LET'S HAVE AN OVERTIME!!!

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

Uh this is the NFL silly

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

/JH misses

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

This will end with a pick six.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

/Matt Hasselbeck scoffs

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

lets chuck it towards the end zone

That’s awesome

Harbaugh, I want you to be my life coach

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Gesundheit.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh Eli, why do you look so... "left behind"?

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Because he isn't Tim Tebow

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

There's a joke here about his dad and brother abandoning him

I just can’t come up with it

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

So it's going to OT?

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

I predict this goes to multiple OTs.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:07 PM EST reply actions  

I sat through seven, in person.

I can do this.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but those 7 didn't last 15 minutes of game time each.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

Yes they did. It was bad football.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably.

I saw the FIU-North Texas one in person.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

It was miserable.

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Both offenses have been awful in the 2nd half.

I realize the defenses are balling out, but there’s only so much a defense can do.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

One pass OT again would be nice.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

More likely to have turnover return

Than 70 yard TD

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by Burrito Electrico on Jan 22, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

Nap time!

wake me when hoculi is done

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

This must be totally embarrassing for him

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by Buzzrock on Jan 22, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Until they change to a sensible OT rule, which could be two years or 50.

They still explain college OT rules, and those have been around for over a decade now.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

1996

Auburn-UGA game. So many horrible officiating calls that led to that it still makes me sad

by ItsComplicated on Jan 22, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

donovan mcnabb actually appreciates it

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Who ordered more of this shit?

I didn’t.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 22, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

haterz!

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:12 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Pitt

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm gonna have dinner while Ed explains overtime

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

TAILS!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

I think Ed Hochuli writes instructions that most people assume are translated from Japanese

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 10:10 PM EST reply actions  

It's Benjamin Cardozo translated to Japanese through babelfish then translated back into english.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

/need help from KG to understand the rules.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

/obscure mountain dialect I've never heard of

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't blame Favre for them coming up with an even stupider rule than they already had.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

That they changed it, perhaps.

That they managed to find the only way to make it even stupider? Not so much.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently giving each team a possession is just too easy.

I guess they need a marquee QB to not get a possession because the opponent scored a TD before they properly fix things.

by ElRocco337 on Jan 22, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Nein, nyet, non, no, negative.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd rather have a ripoff of Akira than a horrible remake of Akira.

/shrugs

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't worry!

You’re getting both!

Live to fly!
Go Gators!

by Specter177 on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

NEIN

The horrible remake got canned. Again. Thank fuck.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 22, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Tetsuooooooo!!!!!

Kenadaaaaaa!!!!!!

Tetsuooooooo!!!!!!

Kenadaaaaaaaa!!!!!

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:17 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

i still want that pill jacket....

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

when will found footage movies die?

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

When the US Army bombs Manhattan.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

when they get desperate for money

start trading sexual favors for money, and find themselves in bed with a would be Texas congressman. Allegedly

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Xfinity is desparate to get their commercials in

For the last five minute or so, every play has been cut off at the first possible instant to go to an Xfinity commercial. They’ve done this three times in the last :45 of game time. I thought we were being Heidi’d for a second there.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

Luke Zimmerman's been reporting the same on Twitter

Though I guess that makes sense, since I think y’all are both in the same market.

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by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

i love me some

Fat fullbacks

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Who the hell is that?

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

Damnit it, don't fuck with Carlos when he's going for an INT!

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

Wow Eli

You just got so lucky.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

/Bielema'd

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

By rule, yes.

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't wait to hear Hochuli explain that!

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

They need to change that to "has possessed the football."

Technically, on every play, the other team has a CHANCE to get the ball.

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by Specter177 on Jan 22, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably.

I think the question was what happens if you onside kick to start the OT, then kick a FG

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

What's the Paul Finebaum Show of New York?

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Filip Bondy?

I know he’s not a radio guy, but his columns are pretty Finebaumy

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

FOR ALL THE....

CANDLESTICKS?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

YAAAAAYY

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

NFLAIDS

/rolls out of pocket
//throws ball at RB’s feet

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

i would've settled for NY/NO

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Stupid Saban.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

obligatory haterz!

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

GO FOR IT

LISTEN TO MIKE SMITH

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Or a punt return

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

is it just me or does Eli's head look point in his helmet?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

His cheekpads look bigger than normal to me, yes

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

or like the chin strap is tight and pulling it in more? I don't know it just looks off

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, both he and his brother have doofy looking heads without helmets

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Both teams had possession of ball, so any score ends game?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

Points are mercy now

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Nobody wants a 2007 rematch

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

i have zero interest in alex smith in the super bowl

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus no.

ALL THE EAST COAST MEDIA. Just as navel-gazey as the fucking MNC game.

by Erik T on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

Alex Smith is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good, and Eli Manning is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO horrible.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Nobody said Smith could match up with Brady

It is my belief that neither QB here is likely to match up well with Brady, but that NE’s defense is so bad, they might get points anyways

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn't say that.

But neither matches up with Brady. If you’re arguing Eli > Smith, then of course you’re right.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Giants blow out Brady

but I like the 49ers better. However hatred of Brady pretty much trumps all.

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

The only one of today's four teams I don't despise

lost first. So I don’t care.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 22, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

What's happening?

Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy

Sometimes I tweet

by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

giants at midfield. FG wins the game

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

This game will end like every NFL game

40 yard FG because the other coach was too big a pussy to PLAY TO WIN THE GAME!

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

Safe House...

Okay… ill see it

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

I've watched about 15 seconds of football today.

ALL THE BOURBON.

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by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

Thoughts and prayers bud,

how ya holdin’ up?

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

It's been better.

The worst part was waiting for the news. Then I cracked open the booze for me, my brother and my mom here in KY. Made the evening tolerable.

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by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I know the feeling-

if you need anything, just ask

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Condolences

I’m sure it’s been a rough day.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

/Exact opposite statement

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

satan celibate daughter of several celibate dog celibate dog head

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions   3 recs

shouldn't it be celibate cat?

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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know what happened, but I think I will be happy

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

He posted too soon.

Probably thought that penalty was on the Giants, when it was actually on the 49ers.

Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.

by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

G-d I love Harbaugh

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

A lot of people will die before this game is over

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Nevermind

"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

My mother:

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD”

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOL

Man, that kid is a prototypical TAWWMY BRADY matchup.

by Erik T on Jan 22, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

for fucks sake SanFran

Put this game out of its misery

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:27 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

welp

Yea

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

derp

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

This derp.

It feels familiar. It burns.

That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.

by JoshCVT on Jan 22, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

i know that feel bro.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMN YOU KYLE WILLIAMS DAMN YOU TO HELL

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

wut

Okay what???

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:27 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

At least this will end.

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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 22, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

Ted Ginn Jr.

2007 BCSCG MVP, 2012 NFC Championship MVP

My loyal heart avows no other.

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

/blocked FG run back for a TD.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope. Only PATs.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Ugh.

That fucking game.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't worry, you still have time to shank the FG.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Does that mean Eli won?

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Ballgame

SF, you deserved this raping.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

Wide Left

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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

sigh

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

On the bright side,

now we’re free to ignore the Super Bowl completely.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions  

IF ONLY THAT WERE A FUCKING OPTION.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

PETER KING IS EXPLODING WITH DELIGHT

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

No he's not

It’s not being played in Wichita

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I BET THERE IS A STARBUCKS AND MAYBE PUMPKIN BEER WHEREVER HE IS GOING THOUGH

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

TO THE NEUTRAL PLANET AND/OR DOOP HEADQUARTERS

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

SO LONG AS HE HAS ACCESS TO THE STARBUCKS ON MADISON AND 53RD

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Indiana ain't got no Starbucks, son.

They gots the Perkins.

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.

by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

See if SF had won, PK would have orgasmed to Peet's or something I bet.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, the BCSCG was a regional matchup.

America loves regional matchups….

I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Really, a 21 Jump Street movie remake?

That’s going to be terrible

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

haha i know right?

/wants to see it

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:31 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

It looked like a comedy.

Might be somewhat redeeming.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I suppose...

I wish they would look at one or two decent new scripts- there HAVE to be some out there, right?

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

AMC and HBO hired any writer worth a shit.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Truth.

I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast

by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

They had already hired them all.

Mad Men and Breaking Bad don’t write themselves, yo.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

year of the kicker y'all

Just saying

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:30 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

you were saying?

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 22, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Kyle Williams trending in 3 2 1 ...

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions  

Worship Tebow all y'all want.

Eli just performed the miracle of making me root for the Patriots.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

No offense.

I just really don’t like New York sports fans. Really ever.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

This took me way longer than it should have.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

No there is

I mean, maybe not insufferability but in how they go about it

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

But I don’t live in Boston.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Most of New York

Is a fan of whichever team is doing well that season.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Only when the Jets make the playoffs.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough.

My fanbases are a bunch of assholes too. Except for Spurs fans.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Aikman: "They're going to try to center this ball in the middle of the field."

Giants: /run off tackle right from the right hashmark

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

I dunno, delay of game to set up the punt still might be worse.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Draw play up the middle 3rd and 46?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Mike Bobo wants to know why this pertains only to the NFL

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

How was Bobo inflected with NFLAIDS?

He spent zero time in the league as either a player or coach.

One of football’s great mysteries.

by UGAVike on Jan 22, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Interspecies jump?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

PLZ FUMBLE SNAP

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:32 PM EST reply actions  

with the way your running the ball......

Oh this might hurt…

People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

It still fucking hurts.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

He's the holder for the Ravens

And should get far more shit than Romo

My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Banging Cameron Diaz?

Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT

by Buzzrock on Jan 22, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

/banging Carrie Underwood

//banging hot Jessica Simpson

I hate you so much Tony!

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

banging Miss Missouri

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.

by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully Tony Romo has been hired as the Giants holder...

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

Delay. LOL.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

oh god just die already

This game is the cow in me myself and irene

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

I propose a puppy bowl thread for super bowl Sunday.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I have no idea

Puppy bowl website

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm

I could read for CrimPro tomorrow, or I could continue to look at this website. Decisions, decisions.

by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

YAIS

http://animal.discovery.com/tv/puppy-bowl/starting-lineup/starting-lineup.html

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

!

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions

by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

....

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Arrakisian dog?

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

My doggy!

My loyal heart avows no other.

"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax

by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

/Snaps over everyones head

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

welp

night folks.

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.

by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

My Mother:

“YES! WE’RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL BABY!”

And now she just ran into my room and started dancing

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

holly rowe is coming!!

Move move move!

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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:35 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Eh Fuck it!

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

Someone want to explain playoff overtimes to me?

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions  

If you receive the opening kickoff and score a FG, you kick off and the other team gets one chance to match or beat it.

Anything else at all: sudden death.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions  

was being sarcastic

"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot

by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I never can tell over the internet.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

/shrugs

Whatevs. I watched two field goal attempts today. They were 1/2.

Will engineer for food and loan payments.

by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

Congrats Nick

At least it’s not the fucking Eagles.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

VINCE YOUNG

JUST WINS BALLGAMES sits on the bench

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I like telling this story

I made 500 of the easiest dollars ever by betting a guy I went to college with that Romo would have a higher passer rating than Vick this year.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

/throws D batteries

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

ASSHOLE

ASSHOLE
ASSHOLE
ASSHOLE
ASSHOLE
ASSHOLE
ASSHOLE
ASSHOLE

by UGAVike on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Er?

You’re a Vikings fan, no?

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell

by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Went to Randy's (real) last game as a Viking in Philly.

It was a playoff game and cold as hell, and it seemed like the only word I heard from when I stepped out of the cab at the front of the sports complex until I got into the stadium was “asshole.” Chanted by every eagles tailgate at every person in Vikings’ gear walking by.

by UGAVike on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah

Yeah, that sounds about right. Yankees fans do that too.

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And thus ends the 2011 football season.

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by jonfmorse on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 PM EST reply actions  

DAMMIT

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

cant read lips

He said super bowl…

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"I'm going to the fucking Super Bowl!"

Giants kicker got a bit excited there.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

So Eli won?

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by allicolls on Jan 22, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions  

Yes.

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by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

well he didn't lose

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Time to switch over to the Aussie Open.

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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

I like the way you think

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

American Idol is coming up?

What the heck? It’s past bed time for me and they’re airing new stuff this late?

Oh Fox

by ItsComplicated on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

Ooo, good one

The Geysers of Gygax!

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions  

IE trying to explain to our 6 year old what a "49er" is.

It’s…amusing.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:39 PM EST reply actions  

She's not using profanity is she?

some would only be able to use colorful descriptive words.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

No, no. It's a history lesson.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

so went to CA to dig for gold in 1849 lesson.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

How did it go?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he understood.

But he asked if they were the Great Explorers and related to the Pilgrims who landed at Plymouth Rock. Apparently the Thanksgiving lesson was very impactful.

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by iris eyes on Jan 22, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

EVERY SHIP WITH SAILS IS THE MAYFLOWER

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

He's probably doing better than I was when I was 6.

I think I was potty trained and liked cowboys. Plus I could swim like a fish.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

well, he starts swim lessons tomorrow. So hopefully soon.

He’s got a crazy good memory, so you can’t just give him pat answers. He’ll call you on them next time.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 22, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Keep it simple but accurate?

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta give them credit

to beat the Pack and 49ers on the road, that is a damn fine playoff run

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

2.0

/gag

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by iris eyes on Jan 22, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

They only beat the 49ers because the 49ers played like squashed turds.

Not calling this a damn fine playoff run.

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The defense wasn't bad. Smith just gon' Smith.

(and it might not even have mattered but for puntderp)

by Erik T on Jan 22, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright, its Australian Open time

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions  

*it's

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Ivanovic lost :(

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Haxen the movie is on at 11, looks interesting but not enough to stay up later.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

two next week is pro bowl

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Wonder if we could get babysitter to move from Friday to Saturday?

I’m sure tix are still available.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

DO. WHAT. YOU. MUST.

(not sure if I’m serious…let’s check prices).

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

two

My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune

by Burrito Electrico on Jan 22, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

2 weeks so the excitement will build.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions  

All right, I'm not watching this Super Bowl.

At least I have Mizzou squeakyfouls and Blues hockey to make me feel good about sport.

by Turd Ferguson on Jan 22, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions  

MIZZOOUUUUUUUU! SEC top 2 squeekyball tomorrow morning

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Already claiming it

Because it’s nice to imagine the SEC having another good team

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

/Is almost good.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Bama is under-performing almost as much as Vandy

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

How is the Harbaugh clan comes from WKU

but WKU hasn’t really been successful

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Magnets?

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.

by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions  

/wins 1AA championship

Hello?

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by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm cool with this

The Super Bowl is fun if a) the team you love is in it, or b) you really do not give a shit about either team. If you have semi-rooting interests, it’s just always disappointing.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions  

Apropos of earlier Star Wars discussion.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:50 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Too many tattoos. Not a fan.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Tattoos not the issue here.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Well the look at me attention whoring on the internet isn't helping her either.

/get off my lawn

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions  

DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

At least no duck face.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Duck face is trumped by hey i'll try to look nonchalant and detached while I take a self-picture in the fucking mirror

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

No, both about equally as bad.

This girl I bet put it up on her Facebook, and then got huffy and upset and accused people of treating her like a “piece of meat” when they commented.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno they're both bad, but for some reason the forced detachedness just pisses me off more.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

At least with the duckface they're admittedly trying to be "sexy", even though it's failing?

Where with this, they can attempt to play innocent and “why would you think that about me?”

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Kind of I guess.

One of those things where trying to do the validation by making it look like a serious artsy picture gets me.

But saying one is worse is like pulling for one of the teams in this year’s SB

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Truth.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

At least they could GIS pin up pictures to get an appropriate facial expression.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

No you see a vacant stare makes it deep since you can't know what they are thinking which makes it high art.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

so that's the secret.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

good thing when i post pictures of myself in the mirror i'm TOTALLY doing it to make sure people notice

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, but you're taking NORMAL pictures.

Not pics that say “hey look at me give me attention”.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Normal pictures do not count.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

so if i put myself in some weird costume but still LOOK normal is that ok?

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

What are your intentions?

Because if they are ambiguous through a vacant look, you transcend normal photos and become high art as per my post above.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Is there an obvious REASON for the costume? Like, you're at a medeival festival or something?

Because otherwise, no.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless it's halloween, I'd say the weird costume indicates intent for attention-seeking.

Taking a normal picture of yourself to send your friends, or use as avatar, etc, is completely different than trying to “advertise” how sexy/hot/cute/mischievous/etc you are

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by iris eyes on Jan 22, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

/posts gratuitous boob shot

//"UH! YOU SICK PERVERTS I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE LOOKING AT MY BOOBS!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn't do that!

/yes i would
//not the second part

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I've seen your boob shot avatars. I wouldn't call them "gratuitous".

R2D2 up there is a bit gratuitous.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You should have seen the ones i opted to NOT put up

HEY-O

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

No, no, I probably shouldn't.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

that's true.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Corollary to this:

Weird costumes are acceptable at conventions or sporting events if they are relevant and don’t cross the Potter Stewart attention whoring line.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I sometimes try stuff on and send to friends to make sure its ok

or if i put on something ridiculous i send out because i think it’s funny I might ham it up then

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

All allowed.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Potter Stewart will allow this.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Asking someone you know what something looks like is fine.

Posting the pics in a tumblr for any of the myriads of internet denizens to see, while I won’t stop you, I will probably make pithy comments about that.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

You two, get a room!

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

WHEN THE KIDS GO TO BED (SOON) WE'LL HAVE A WHOLE HOUSE

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I have no reply to this.

I concede that you win.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

private stuff, always ok. Usually a reason (even if just laughs). But a PUBLIC forum

like twitter, facebook, etc, is a completely different intent

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by iris eyes on Jan 22, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I put the avi up on twitter on Friday because I really did think DAMN I LOOK GOOD

as well as HOLY SHIT I"M IN A DRESS

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a remote and a tripod, to heck with the mirror.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I have friends.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

i don't...:(

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I have friends that can get excellent pictures but the only time I pose for pictures is

behind the scenes shots or when I’m trying something new with lighting and such.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

And I always use the Zoolander facial expression.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Then don't do it, you self-absorbed [redacted]

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey you keep [redacted] out of this.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I was surprised that they made that into an outfit.

Would not have ever occurred to me.

/thought the picture and caption were funny together.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I understand what you were going for.

sheesh, over thinkers

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by iris eyes on Jan 22, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Too many tattoos.

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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

title

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I HAD FRIENDS ON THAT DEATH STAR

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

They were independent contractors, but they knew what they were getting into.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

HMS Prince of Wales carried contractors into battle against the German battleship Bismarck

The were installing new gun equipment, I believe, and weren’t finished before they sailed. All the shrinkage, I imagine, seeing HMS Hood sunk in one barrage.

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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

...

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd.

Why didn’t I know about these before tonight.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Makes me want a stormtrooper costume

Or Boba Fett

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

It would be fun to wear someplace unexpected.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Senate Hearing

It’d be funny if CSPAN panned to a shot of the four people testifying and behind them in he audience are a couple of storm troopers

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

oh yes that would be most great.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I like how you said panned.

Because I think CSPAN only has one camera.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Unrelated: Chewbacca the CAKE!

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions  

GRONK

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Tornado warning now into NW Mississippi.

Looks like it may miss Memphis.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:50 PM EST reply actions  

the nfl.com mock draft is horseshit

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions  

I don't think Ronnell Lewis or Jayron HOsley will go in the first round

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

hyeah

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Makarova hitting lines on Serena

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions  

Serena is not moving really well

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions  

nope, what's with the tape on calf? more of the bioflex stuff?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

It's coming up from the outside of her ankle

It’s probably a sprain, and it’s to release tightness

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

they were saying she had ankle problems

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

no, that's "anger"

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, she seems to be taped up pretty aggressively

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Well Sprtsbybrooks is confirming now, so it's a done deal
I can confirm Chip Kelly is already assembling a coaching staff for the Bucs – from a source w/ direct knowledge of process

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Brooks? WHOA. That makes it official.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

My immediate thoughts exactly

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm being sarcastic--is it safe to assume the same of you?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

yessir

I kind of dislike that ass clown

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Whew.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess someone will have to come up with the sarcasm font

Earlier when i had some pun with the West Bank, someone came to the rescue

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

It's on the WWL's CFB page now.

Not that that helps.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

lulz
Kelly is intrigued by the challenge of coaching at the highest level and not having to deal with parents and the NCAA oversights that are inherent to coaching in college, the source told Schad.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Wouldn't it be 3.0 at his point?

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions  

3.1

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

They think Harbaugh is dick to the press,

just wait for Chip

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I will just wait till he has a press conf with the Glazers

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Oregon Fans have armed themselves to keep their coach

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If we jump, not many people will follow

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions  

Anyone that was watching know if this was true?

jimrome Jim Rome
Harbaugh pretty much blows by Coughlin then stiffs Fox. Stay classy. His brother at least sucked it up and did the post game interview.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions  

Dude, Twitter is blowing up with it

I keep getting journalists tweets trashing him. He apparently refuses to do a post game press conference. I don’t blame him for not wanting to do the press conference, but the handshake thing is, well, dickish.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

He probably just blew off Jim Rome

which is why I love him. I wouldn’t talk to anyone on fox if I won.

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

They said on Fox that he declined to be interviewed

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by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 22, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah he blew off Fox

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Jan 22, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK YOU ARIZONA STATE!

THANKS TO YOUR FUCKING SHITTING PLAYERS WE DON’T GET TO GO TO THE SUPER BOWL

Ssory Doc, I'm on the Twitters
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by 49er16 on Jan 22, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

Erik T. Erik T to the EDSBS courtesy phone. Paging Mr. Erik T.

He hates Iowa, but he likes Arizona State.

I think he enjoying driving his recreational vehicle.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

He must also enjoy ASU STD's

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by 49er16 on Jan 22, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Was anyone else just flipping through channels and abruptly stop on American Idol?

Because that chick had huge boobs

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions  

No cause the dorm TV has no remote and I'd have to get up to change the channel so it is off.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

but you're not in undergrad . . . ?

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope. Decided it's not worth my time either driving 20-30 minutes to school in shitty NY traffic or taking a train to school everyday.

So I still live on campus as a 3L. Though I pretty much live with my girlfriend on weekends.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Boobs, eh?

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by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

who doesn't like boobs?

also PitS was it the girl in the stripey top?

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone likes boobs.

I could use some.
/girlfriend had to cancel trip this week
//worst week ever?

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by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

dammit. hugs darlin.

was gonna ask about the gf too.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

She was going to be coming into town on Thursday.

Push is back a few more weeks. Sigh.

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by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I know that feel. I'm sorry.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

They had a commercial on for American Idol during the game, and our son wanted to watch it because

“It’s an aircraft carrier show, and there are planes and helicopters on both sides!”
We nixed the plan.

At least I have a beach.

by iris eyes on Jan 22, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Not much to do with planes except as scenery.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Understood.

I’m just trying to figure out in my how you’d explain to a 6 year old … bad singing and very few planes.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Especially up close tour, that would make the day.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Kid's been around military bases all his life.

This is nothing new for him.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes but planes!

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Have pretty much been down the road for him everywhere we've lived.

Well, not in Kumamoto, but then it was HEY! Japanese tanks!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Even more so than the Missouri, I think.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd probably spend a year on the Mighty MO and still have stuff I'd want to look at.

Still fascinated by the gun computers.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Got damn.

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by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

We're a bitter crew

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by 49er16 on Jan 22, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

His #1 basketball team lost yesterday.

Give him this, at least for a few more minutes.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Also Tottenham lost in grueling fashion this morning

I came close to have a really, abhorrently awful weekend.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

Did I mention your basketball team lost?

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

We got outplayed, it isn't HORRIBLE in the long run

Losing like that to Man City in a title hunt was horrible.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

No, it's not horrible.

And you’ll kill us in the BE tournament. This is why I have to take shots now.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Tornado warning including downtown Memphis.

Not good.

I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 11:12 PM EST reply actions  

I looked at the bracket when it came out and went

“There is one matchup on here I don’t want to happen.” FUCK

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

That's RED WHITE AND BLUE FOR AMERICA AND ITS MOST IMPORTANT TEAMS

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Everyone of my roommate's has given me a hug tonight for what I did

None of them were here last night except the boyfriend

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

awwwwwwwww.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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I feel like I should be awarded the medal of honor of being a dick.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Wuh?

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I was supposedly an asshole to hellbeast last night

And now she doens’t want to be here because we all hate her

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

HERO

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait what did you do?

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

He went out with hellbeast and had fun.

/might not be complete story.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Hellbeast was being a royal class bitch

And didn’t want to go downtown. But went because, and I quote, “Can’t trust her boyfriend”. She’s bitching the whole time and then says I wish I would’ve stayed home. I said yeah, me too. She started crying. And now she says she doesn’t want to be in our house any more because she feels like everyone hates her.

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It feels so nice to be able to use such a succinct single line to sum up all of the collective's feelings, isn't it.

Congrats.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

You need a hellbeat meter in the house.

From love to hate to indifferent with a pointer so you can move as needed.

Of course labeling it hellbeast would be the funniest.

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

There are 2pi radians of hate on this chart.

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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

By the way

This makes the hate fuck more inevitable.. Also it will be even better BECAUSE THERE WILL BE HATE FROM BOTH DURING THE FUCKING!

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

MOTHAFUCKIN SIREN

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by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions  

A Prince for Oregon.

I love green because money be green.
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by Joey C. on Jan 22, 2012 11:16 PM EST reply actions  

NOOOOOOO

OREGON NEEDS TO BE GOOD, TO TROLL USC!!!!

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions  

It'll take Wazzu some time.

and UW…hmm. Maybe not horrible.

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

They probably will go after Petersen or Patterson

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Oregon needs Orgeron.

It just makes sense.
/YAWYAWYAW

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by purwho on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

SO SAY WE ALL

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

why would you pay for a hummer?

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by 8gooner8 on Jan 22, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions  

lol?

RealSkipBayless Skip Bayless
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 11:19 PM EST reply actions  

But he can't get enough of Tebow Tebow Tebow

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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Skip Bayless is the biggest sack of shit not named Craig James.

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Hi there

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Cowherd is a douche

but Bayless is just a slimy, sleazy person.

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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Vince Schlomi's brother?

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ok i need sleep. night kids.

Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.

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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:25 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, he mad

And he has reason to be. Wasn’t that 10’s second punt derp of the day? Didn’t the ball bounce off his knee earlier and lead to a Jints TD?

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-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

ENN WAAIIII SSEEEEE SPEEEEED PAAULLLIIIEEE!

I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

So a bunch of fucking people who don't know how to use sidewalks or escalators?

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm calling my shot

Tynes will miss the game winner in the Super Bowl. I’m going Norwood 2.0.

by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

From another board
Fun fact about Kyle Williams: In his last game at ASU he muffed a punt late in the 4th quarter allowing Arizona to kick a last second FG to win the game.

I swear it was deja vu for Sun Devil fans.

by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 11:30 PM EST reply actions  

Off to the couch to watch some internet streaming stuff

You all have a nice evening.

"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl

by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 11:34 PM EST reply actions  

Tempted to watch some more Justified, but season 4 finale of Sopranos has been waiting too.

One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.

by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes
At long last, New York and Boston gets to settle an overblown regional rivalry through the medium of professional sports. It must be very cathartic to finally get that opportunity.

Did you know that Week 9 against the Giants was the last game that the Patriots lost?

Were you aware that that very game ended with Eli Manning throwing a touchdown pass to Jake Ballard, who wears the same jersey number that David Tyree wore as a Giant? A David Tyree who made a Giant Snatch, which was the Official Bill Simmons These Are My Readers Most Luckiest Leg Sweep In Rocky IV History?

These will be IMPORTANT COINCIDENCES used to create an extra sense of drama for a game that doesn’t really need it, but you’ll be bombarded with them nonetheless. But it’s the Super Bowl. If it weren’t these, it’ve been something about Jack Harbaugh whipping both of his sons with the sticks that correspond to the colors of the teams they now coach.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 11:42 PM EST reply actions  

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