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damn my fat fingers
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
/clank
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
In Ringgold PA
there are like 10 houses that says Joe Montana slept here
My dad watched Montana and Ken Griffey Sr. in high school
Apparently that school had pretty good football, baseball and basketball teams.
Jim Kelly, Joe Namath, Montana, Marino
and Tino Sunseri all came from SW Penn
Charlie Batch?
One of the kids is not like the other
by ItsComplicated on Jan 22, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Hey I graduated with Charlie
actually he was arguably the 3rd best out of 3 HS QB we had from 88-92
zero played for Penn State... :::kicks dog:::
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by TheMightyErik on Jan 22, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure Pitt would give you Sunseri.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
did you see what we put on the field this season?
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by TheMightyErik on Jan 22, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Sunseri maybe better than what PSU has
sadly. I’m giving him a Todd Graham pass this year. Because his play was more high octane’s fault
I don't get up at 6 AM to watch bad B1G football, so no.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
Hey Harbaugh
Shut the fuck up your own player tripped on the sideline asshole.
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I swear if Lane Kiffin started the Chip to Tampa rumor
i want his team DEAD, merely beating USC won’t be enough.
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Do the losing conference championship game coaches still handle the Senior Bowl?
‘cause maybe we’ll have Harbaugh v Harbaugh after all.
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Yes.
I’m terribly frustrated because I am going around in circles.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
You do not refer to yourself and some other people unless you are having fun, though.
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Like little piggy on the commercials?
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Do you have pinwheels?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
No I hate that commercal.
I was thinking little kid type of noise, when little kid is having fun.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
I thought it was the Pro Bowl
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
Chan Gailey was a coach last year.
So no.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
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by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
fuck illegal contact
they need to get rid of that stupid penalty
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
HAHAHAHAHA
5-yard penalty on 3rd and 19 gives San Fran an automatic 1st down
/Petrilli has seizure
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please don't joke about me and seizures
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
better is such a relative term, don't you think?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
I guess youre right...but now he cant even complete a pass
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Note: better =/= good
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He has.
“Mediocre” is better than “Tarvaris Jackson”.
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He's taken a Joey Harrington and turned him into a Trent Dilfer.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
Lighten up, Francis.
He was “run into.”
by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
Cant you still add the five yard penalty to the end of the kick instead of declining it altogether?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
Replay says otherwise.
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Hey, Nick
I guess you can’t really read the rulebook with those homer goggles, but ANY contact is running into the kicker.
Nick is a rational, impartial observer.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
he was run into
but he still flopped like a motherfucker
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
If you're a punter and get bumped by a D-lineman
while you’re airborne, flopping is not required to fall down.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
THE NCAA IS ABOUT TO COME DOWN ON YOUR ASS
KELLY MADE THIS CLEAR
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
flop?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
Insta-rec
They were sniped!
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
I am going with a forcechoke
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by TheMightyErik on Jan 22, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Oregon SID Andy McNamara on Twitter
Oh twitter… And I was trying to watch this NFC Championship Game! #goducks
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Here's something more specific
U of O official says if Chip Kelly is talking to Tampa Bay, “that’s news to me.” Nothing official from school. Watch @KOINLocal6 at 6
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Maybe I'm just the world's biggest skeptic, but that doesn't sound good, either
I have to think that’s a quasi-confirmation that serious discussions are underway.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
If I remember the terms of CKs contract correctly
He has to be given permission to interview/be contacted by another team
I don't see a "this report is false
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
The reporter who said the deal was close
Now says they are just “negotiating”. already backing off.
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He said negotiating from the beginning?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
He said they were "finalizing a deal"
Now they are merely “talking/negotiating” one. Wtf knows?
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He could have been laughing at Chris Kluwe's tweet
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
I smell pizza all of a sudden
that’s not fair.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 8:42 PM EST reply actions
Well, we were talking about it in the other thread...
maybe it wafted over here
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#OccupyVictorCruz
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Tornado damage confirmed in Dallas Co, Arkansas.
Tornado on the ground 4 mi. N of Fordyce, AR.
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Eek.
GET TO DA CHOPPA BASEMENT STORM CELLAH!
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Damage confirmed in Fordyce.
Tornado emergency for WC Lincoln, SW Jefferson and N Cleveland Cos.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Violent tornado on the ground.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Well since its a "violent" tornado, I better get to the shelter.
/gently pets docile tornado
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Violent = >EF2
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
at least Little Rock has good weather stations.
seriously helped me out when the tornados hit when I lived there.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
I thought "strong" was EF2-3, "violent" was EF4-5, but I may have those backward.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
It's kind of arbitrary. and they have no way of assessing that now.
But they just mean it’s large and producing a lot of damage.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, either way, you do not want to be in the path of this.
And if you are, find shelter and haul ass.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Another tornado confirmed on the ground
near Humnoke, AR.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
All of this shit happening after dark, too.
Makes it even worse since you can’t see it coming very easily.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Look for the sparks as it goes through power lines.
Forgets eastern US has tries which block the view.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
The NWS bulletin says 1/3 of AR tornadoes are at night.
That’s one of the bad things about this area. That and high-population, low-income areas.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Counter-suggestion: guess we're instead going to run around the Metrodome and grab food on the West Bank.
Sounds spidery for a date to me, but sure.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Colloquial term for the neighborhood around the piece of the U of M on the west bank of the Mississippi.
Relation to Yoknapatawpha county?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
let's go to town
I want some bananas.
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
I figured as much.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Well, she still wants to see you
That’s good!
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Going all the way to Israel/Palestine for food?
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לכאלה הולכים שבאה
She likes falafel.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah she does, Hi-OH!
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
To be honest, pita bread is the best over there
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לכאלה הולכים שבאה
West Bank refers to the Mississippi River.
UMinn has practically three separate campuses within its main campus: East Bank (most stuff is here), West Bank (across the river), and St. Paul.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
"Let's do this instead" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "eh, no thanks"
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
I do not laugh when I run.
I am usually quite pissed off the whole time. Not a good scene for a date.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
If you're both runners, it's pretty easy to jog at a pace where you can talk
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
so bringing the golf cart and driving next to her is not a good idea?
/sips drinks.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
what the fuck
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Im guessing thats supposed to be a real life Beavis and Butthead
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
That's what I was about to say, too.
Though I wouldn’t say “real life” so much as “CGI.”
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Nope, all the make up.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I get it.
But still. What the fuck?
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
somebody felt the need to build real ones to scare us all silly
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Man Sigourney Weaver and Glenn Close have really let themselves go.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
rec'd
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
I have not posted this here just because I would be upset if someone else did it
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
I saw an old movie the other day were the bad guy who was running from the police was shot on the pitchers mound at Candlestick Park
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
The Fan?
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It was called something something Terror
The whole plot was that a guy forced a bank teller to steal 100,000 by holding her sister hostage
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
that's what i was thinking
god that movie sucked. That was before I realized that DeNiro in movie != movie probably won’t suck
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
It is not good.
However, it’s nowhere close to the worst movie nominally about baseball – that dubious distinction goes to “The Pitcher and the Pin-Up”
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
fever pitch?
never seen it, but it has to suck
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of course it does since it was a fucking remake of a british movie and fucking drew barrymore had to interrupt playoff baseball to REFILM THE FUCKING MOVIE BECAUSE THE SOX WERE WINNING
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Seen it, and it does, but this is worse:
Link to Wikipedia bit.
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I was at Game 4 of that series.
I saw it being filmed.
I assure you, it sucks.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
you did things for america that day
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
As I understand it, the movie just mentions the actual World Series as an afterthought.
It focuses entirely on YANKS-SAWX, which tells you all you need to know.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
It was originally supposed to end with the inevitable heart breaking SAWX loss.
But the team fucked that up.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
/USA beats Finland for 1980 hockey Gold
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Seriously, there are at least 2 things wrong with that Visa commercial
1) That guy’s grandmother is a Browns fan, she’d disown the little bastard for being a fan of the Ravens.
2) She’s wearing a 17 jersey, but it’s not a Sipe jersey(you can tell by the small changes)
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Yeah its Braylon from his one good season
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
Did she drop the ticket?
If so, yes.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/fumbles ticket
//loses it to a Broncos fan
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
///Patriots fan intercepts ticket
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Probably
Could also be a personalized jersey, that you never see the back of
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/Gets Jake Delhomme Browns jersey
//Gets Derek Anderson jersey
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
This is why my Browns jersey is a Frank Ryan #13
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Go old school with a Jim Brown jersey
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
Frank Ryan was the Browns QB on their last championship team(1964).
He also completed a PhD in mathematics at Rice in the middle of his playing career.
Finally, 13 is my favorite number.
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"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Graham was the only old QB I knew the name of
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
was at the gas station a while back
and somebody had set up a MASSIVE (10 feet wide by 7 feet high or so) wooden display selling NFL jerseys. They had randy moss raiders jersey, daunte culpepper dolphin jerseys, and all kinds of shit. I can’t imagine they sold a single one.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
So how many pissed off Vernon Davis owners are there here? Just me?
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions
Note to Giants secondary: You may want to try covering that guy.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Note to 49er secondary: you may want to try covering Victor Cruz
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Gentlemen's agreement to not cover either is in effect.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
SF is going to the SB
with Crabtree as their NO1 WR. How does that work?
You know what is coming now...
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
That is not what I was expecting
WHAT A TWVIST
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
So Ravens OL is Purdue
Ray Lewis is Indiana
Crabtree is ND?
You're speaking really soon
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
But will the 49er fans storm the field?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
That would be really fucking sad
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Not as sad as if they chanted "over-rated"
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know how a 9-7 playoff team can be overrated
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
They could be the Giants
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
They Might be Giants?
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
bloodhound gang?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
YOU AND ME BABY AINT NOTHIN BUT MAMMALS
SO LETS DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
Hence why it would be sad.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Everyone forgets that they're 9-7 and thinks they should win?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Oh my favorite commerical
“I don’t know what 20s are because I’m a stupid woman.” Its funny because its sexist.
Better question
Why do American Idol ads involve aircraft carriers whose air wings are not attacking and destroying American Idol?
I hate you. Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
Retired carrier is retired.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
No excuse.
It’s American Idol, all assets must be used.
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If they could turn back tiime....
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Groan-rec
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
to the Final Countdown?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
I present you this:
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
?

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
No one here knows the greatest time-travel movie ever? Really??
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
I'm contractually obligated to post Arrested Development gifs whenever there's any sort of reference
however tangentially related
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Uh obviously two people here named their accounts after secondary/tertiary characters from the movie.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
2 people have taken their names from The Final Countdown?
I don’t see any Capt. Matt Yelland or Warren Lasky?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
ISWYDT
But no. Bill and Ted is the best time travel movie.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Wait Socrates and Herman the Kid are the fake executioners you can't Shamalayn Bill and Ted man
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
NO
It does not have F-14’s shooting down Zeroes. It loses.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
It has George Carlin as Rufus and Keanu Reeves in the only role he was born to play.
And the sequel has STATION and Death with a Russian accent.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
You obviously didn't read what I wrote.
F-14’s!!! ZEROES!!!! crazy Japanese pilot going nuts and killing Marine security guards!!! Martin Sheen and Kirk Douglas!!!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
and it's somewhat of a parody of a black and white Ingmar Bergman film
that probably almost no one who saw it had ever seen.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Really wouldn't even have to shoot them...
just roll by close enough while supersonic and knock them right out of the sky.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
That would be Back to the Future, in my opinion.
But that’s mainly because it’s pretty much the only time-travel movie I’ve ever seen.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Never seen any of the old Star Trek movies.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
wut?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Terminator 2 is strong
Back to the future is the shit, though
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You know, I completely forgot about the Terminator movies, somehow.
But still would go with BttF.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Back to the Future is terrifying.
Consider that Marty is now a stranger in his own life. And that the man who tried to rape his mother is kept around the house.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
yep that's creepy
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Also Biff being turned into a Benjy Compson-esque man child.
It’s almost sad.
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rec
for somehow tying back to the future to sound and the fury
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second Faulkner reference tonight
maybe of the thread
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
he gets quite a bit of love around here generally
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a favorite of mine
I’ll never play “corn hole” ever again.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Back to the Future II promised me flying cars and a baseball team called the Miami Aligators
by 2015, I’m still waiting
by ItsComplicated on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
it also promised you time travel by the mid 1980s
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Heard the guy who played Biff on my favorite radio show out of B-ham one day
He was a scream. Talked about how he still gets asked if the Hover Boards were real.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Tom Wilson's got some good bits.
His Question Song on youtube is great.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
He played that song that day.
Described that the origin is a “Making of” feature done during the movie where the director jokingly said the technology was real and the government let them use it for the film. That bit was apparently put in the “making of” feature (one of those HBO type deals) and ALL THE STUPID PEOPLE took him seriously.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Also he now plays first place for the Braves.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
/First Base
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
I'da sworn it was the sharks.
And I thought the Cubs beat them in the Series.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
THE USS NIMITZ GOES BACK IN TIME TO FIGHT THE JAPANESE AT PEARL HARBOR
HOW CAN A MOVIE BE ANY BETTER?!?!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Somehow they let those ass clowns to do a show on an aircraft carrier
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לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Its all for the troops
No good looking women for you. Here’s steven Tyler
Again, retired carrier is retired, it it is in fact the USS Midway.
It’s a museum in San Diego.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
USS Yorktown in Charleston wonders why it gets no recognition
by ItsComplicated on Jan 22, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Yorktown is pretty awesome.
Intrepid is okay too, but I like that the Yorktown has more of the ship you can explore and does the BSA campouts.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Yorktown is sweet.
And yes, I did take a group of Japanese army officers to tour it when we stopped by.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah I have a brother who is twn years younger than I am.
So when his cub scout group went while my parents were doing something else and I was 19, I got to do my own thing while I was there the whole day as long as I checked up on him every so often. Then his friend’s parents offered to watch him for me, so history nerd me was very pleased.
I think the coast guard cutter there has been removed, and the destroyer is getting overhauled, though.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
That should say ten years
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
That is a very good question.
Basketball game on aircraft carrier = great idea
American Idol on aircraft carrier = makes me want to place a call to Emperor Hirohito
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
Hello again
I really hope that the 49ers win so that I don’t feel dirty for supporting the Giants over the PAHTS
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TB times now confirming Chip to Tampa rumor
FURK!
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Its on SI too
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
SI was just following the original KGW report
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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the stupidity and incompetence of NFL front offices and local sportswriters.
I’d still put this one on eat-my-hat level of skepticism.
anybody who even speaks to Peter King is a card carrying moron.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
However, the months after winning a Nat'l Champeensheup is the primetime for NFL to come visit and offer $$$$Moniesss
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
...
But if he fails I’d like ND to hire him, because it sure as hell works in college football. This is assuming of course we haven’t already hired Gruden.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
/hires Chip Kelly
//complains non-stop about the G.A.S.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, NDNation hates Brian Kelly for implementing the GAS
But they want Chip to implement the GAS (with fabulous uniforms, no less?)
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Correct.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
They’re also doing a music poll and one of the questions is, “Is U2 your favorite band?”
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
now you're just making shit up
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
I would link, but I'm scared to open the door.
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i know honey i know. keep the bad people out
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Bono is Irish but it's a coin flip with dropkick Murphys they did that Irishy song
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Most of War, Boy, and October are okay, Joshua Tree is iffy, and the rest is meh to bad.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Gloria is probably my favorite U2 single.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Whaaaaa?
Van Morrison is the only one who can sing that song, sirrah
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That is a great song, but these are two different Glorias.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Shadows of Knights and Hendrix both have decent versions
among numerous others i suspect
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Honestly not that unforgettable
Since I uh forgot it and all.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Well, you just go listen to it.
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this^
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
I like U2 one song at a time
But more than that is too much.
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by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Well, he does look a little less like a lesbian golf coach.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
So does that mean Petersen to Oregon?
Seems like the natural move for him.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Juan of the River.
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John Del Rio?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Close enough.
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by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, not sure what the Spanish version of "Jack" would be.
Behind the Name says Iván, for some reason.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Uhhh
Well, Ivan is the Slavic form of Johannes, but that’s a pretty long stretch
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
/offer valid in Cuba
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Oregon fans reaction

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
That was my first reaction
My second is “as long as we have Uncle Phil” we’re fine.
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Oops
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
HAUNTIN UR DREAMZ LOL

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Is that supposed to be some sort of STD?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Crabs
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Is it a crab?
I’ve stared at it for 30 long seconds and that’s the best I can come up with.
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San Francisco Crazy Crab
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE8HrM1TTWw
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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Raised

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Is there a mascot for the Montgomery Biscuits?
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
Monty the Biscuit!
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Only 8.50 at their website
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I don't want to see the Macon Whoopie mascot
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
what what
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
oh yes this is a thing
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
well true, but it WAS a thing
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
I know. I lived like 15 minutes from where they played.
1974 Division II National Champions
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
I graduated from Northside in 2008.
1974 Division II National Champions
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
I suppose so.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
I mean.
They haven’t beaten us since 2002. So. Meh.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Not true, I remember storming the field junior year
What? That was 2002? Damn I’m older than I thought
by ItsComplicated on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Yep, 2002.
1974 Division II National Champions
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
mmmmm butter
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
WANT.
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I'll make sure to let SG know to update the birthday list
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
YAAAY!
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(you know ours are close together right? i am sending hints to but not helping)
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
hmph.
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do you want a monty too?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
a full monty?
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Here's the linky:
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whadimiss?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
no no i was here for that
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ohhhhhh well i left the room and the niners scored should i turn it off?
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no
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YAIS
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Vernon Davis TD catch?
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Why do I feel as though Frank Gore has been in SF so long
that he was there back when they were good?
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So what happens first?
a) Rick Barnes removes his name from consideration
or
b) Todd Graham takes the job?
c.) Lane Kiffin takes job
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by hornedfrogs45 on Jan 22, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions
Jesus
I have never seen so much lightning in one radar coverage area before
I hate you. Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
I'm ready for a good lightning storm.
Oh, wait I need a new tripod first.
Never mind.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
This is like lightning saturation bombing or something
Totally insane.
I hate you. Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
I'd love to in the area ... could get all the pictures.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Sigh.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Billy-Cundiff/163169539266
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
oh shit.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM EST reply actions
not good.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
two 9ers players collided
terrell brown isn’t moving much
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Collided with a teammate
Took a shot to the head
I got 99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Collision
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
I'm really worried.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
ow ow ow ow ow no not good not good
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
Well cross him off, then!
Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
rec for proper follow through!
thats good hustle!
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
don't you know that other player feels awful
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions
Guys
This has to be really bad if they won’t go to commercial
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he moved his arms
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
I'm worried more about his head than his neck/spine
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Darlin' everybody could do with less Joe Buck...
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
I don't want anyone speculating on an injured player. We can see exactly what they can see, shut up
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
moving his legs, being carted off
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST reply actions
no wait he stood up!
he’s walking off!
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
it looked like he took an upper cut and had wind knocked out
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
No, it sucks too.
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vehemontly disagree.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
So, speaking of bad ideas
The law school here puts on an actual tackle football game WITH PADS. Its called Barristers Bowl. There is a draft and everything. Its roughly the equivalent of 3A high school really, around 40-50 players per team, which some people who played in college and the rest of us just high school heroes.
Well, Im 33 and I strapped on the pads last week for the first time in 15 years. We did the Oklahoma drill and I nearly died. I forgot how much playing linebacker really hurt.
Im afraid I’ll get concussed during the actual game on Saturday.
This is a bad idea.
Our flag football league turned violent and it was allegedly non-contact.
Lawyers+pads=death. All the unchanneled aggression?
ALL.THE.BAD TACKLING.
people hitting with their heads down, etc.
Someone is going to die. This is the 8th year theyve done it, but I cant believe someone hasnt gotten seriously hurt yet. I hope its not going to be me.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Our QB was a scholarship QB at a Big Ten school.
Our number one pick, duh.
Our team strongly resembles Peyton Manning throwing to those kids in that SNL United Way spoof.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
One of the softball teams my 1L year had a professional baseball player on it.
Huzzah for the mercy rule!
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
We had a kid who made it to AA baseball.
He was kinda athletic. Thankfully I never had to cover him in our league games- I just got stuck covering the all-american hurdler.
I have never played competitive football in my life
but I still have decided that it is my life’s mission to make this happen at Duke before I graduate in May. This sounds like the best idea ever.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
You are a UNC fan attending Dook?
You are the reverse JC001
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
It's a hard life.
I had to try very hard not to cheer when FSU hit the buzzer beater yesterday. I really shouldn’t go to basketball games.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Grad school?
Otherwise, that just seems so….wrong. I could never imagine a VT fan attending UVa or vice versa.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
I dated a girl who was a VT fan at UVA, when we were both in grad school at FSU.
It ended terribly, and not at all my fault. She grew up in Blacksburg, and her dad was a tenured VT prof.
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I vehemently pursued a UVa student over the summer
didn’t work out, for the best, etc, but I can put those things aside
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Yup
We dated for like five months before Christmas- she ran into and dumped me to go back to an ex who still lived in Blackburg.
They broke up the first time because Blacksburg to Charlottesville was too far of a distance. But apparently Tallahassee to Blacksburg wasn’t.
Oh, and she told me this via text message, while I was driving from Columbus to Tally with her Christmas present in tow.
I had quite a bit of schadenfreude when they broke up again, three months later, and I was happy with the new girl
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
that's always the best
the feeling of smugness. everything else sucks.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it wasn't your fault
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
I believe him
Anyone pulling jc001 like that clearly isn’t capable of rational thought
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. now on Twitter
when it comes to women, anything is possible
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, mercifully.
The law school defies many of the stereotypes associated with the university at large. The undergraduates… not so much.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
I know a duke grad at carolina law
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
RUN THA VEER PAWL
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Are you in law school at LSU?
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Knew it had to be something like that
Don’t think many UChicago kids are doing that stuff.
Sposed to be SEC
One of my best friends went there and I remember seeing pictures.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I almost headbutted a kid, who was wearing a helmet, before my first game coaching
The desire to play more is extremely strong
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Wait this is real and based on the gmail thread I almost went where you are...
FUCK
One of the Rock and Roll Space Bandits switched to keytar mode and rocked the mind of a construction worker into hitting the giant lobster with a crane.Batman switched on his Batjet's Bat Sound Absorber and it neutralized all of their hypnotic music.
by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
MikeLew...just wondering
Do Browns fans or Ravens fans take credit for Cleveland’s NFL championships in the 60s/records/etc.?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
Those are OURS
we fought the NFL for the colors and the history of the team. Baltimore can piss right off
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
i like it when you're raegy
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
So basically you just pretend like 1996-1999 never happened?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
THERE WAS NO NFL FROM 1996-1998
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
But
John Elway won a Super Bowl…
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
As Did Brett Favre
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK THAT HORSE FACED ASSBAG
THAT KICK WAS WIDE
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/Elway goes 98 yards for a touchdown
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Legally, here's the deal.
The Baltimore Ravens were an expansion team, which just happened to have the same ownership and employees as the team which had, the previous year, been the Cleveland Browns. The Cleveland Browns, themselves,continued to exist; they suspended operations for a few years, then came back with entirely new ownership and employees.
Legally, that is what happened.
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I like this commercial
is it just me?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
I do as well. It shows a level of silly NFL never shows
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
I thought it was a United Way commerical first time I saw it
For some reason that song made 1991 version of me cry during NFL/United Way commercials
by ItsComplicated on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
50F today. Little bit of rain. Now we have a dusting of snow.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST reply actions
Hey.
You guys here?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Nope.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
No
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Nope. Most definitely not here.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
So is it too early for Saban to Oregon rumors?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
and we like crazy trains
/plays Crazy Train
//plays Crazy Train
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
What?
There is no defense in the Pac-12 North.
I hate you. Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
/waves hand in front of Fonce
This is not the defense youre looking for.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Nick Saban thinks that Phil Knight's stance on child labor is pussified
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So Kiwanuka had nothing to do with the play
Thanks Aikman
Delay of game on 4th and 1 to get more room for the punter.
Is there anything that is a better definition of NFLAIDS?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Lofty strategy
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
zing
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
QB running out of the end zone
To take a safety and kick away at the end of the game.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I believe the Iowa - PSU 6-4 game involved one of those.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Close.
Snap intentionally out the back of the end zone.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
yes, the Bob Davie Special
/have QB run backwards into endzone to take safety
//instruct QB not to just go down
///QB tackled, is injured, out for season
I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
RAEG
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
Better to do with the punter
He gets a 15 yard head start, as opposed to a shotgun snap of 6
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I actually love the intentional safety.
Criminally underused.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
SOPA?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
USC.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
yes.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
With current treatments?
About 50% of diseases.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Gene Chizik's record sans-Malzahn
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Both killed a lot of hookers in the 80's.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 22, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs
rec'd with some guilty feelings
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
might be the worst rec I've ever given
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
I greened it and I think I'm turning green.
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
Rec-flag'ed
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Jim Tressel might fit in here afterall
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
WHY IS THERE A CLASH OF THE TITANS SEQUEL?
WHAT THE FUCK?
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why not?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Because the remake was so well done
ALL THE 3D
/cancels cable
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if I had a daughter I might do the same
/wants no part of dog collared grandson
by ItsComplicated on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
It was the grandson with a dog collar, wasn't it?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
You know it.
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The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Is it just me, or does the use of the word "undesireable" as a noun reek strongly of ethnic cleansing?
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/NDNation approved!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
?

Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Puddy!
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
I'll be back, we'll make out.
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 22, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
THE DEVILS!!!!
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
ALL SIGNS POINT TO YES
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
1940's Japanese Abortion Activists don't see the issue here.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
jesus, manning
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions
Chris Myers reports an injured player is in pain
/facepalm
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
/Joe Schad reports the NFC championship is today.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
//Joe Schad reports that the NFL and AFL are merging into one football league
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad reporting that Teddy Roosevelt is thinking of banning football in the US
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
///Joe Schad reports legalization of the forward pass
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
What time?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Just remember, Chris Myers is so dull he lost his ESPN gig to Around the Horn.
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How does this game still have 12 minutes left?
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So, I know this isn't a shootout.
But this has been a defensive game that’s been riveting to watch. It IS possible.
"The fattest countries have the biggest tits" -Texas Jihad, 10-12-11
very good game
Jack Buck has to die him and aikman are just murdering this game.
Jack Buck was awesome
and is already dead.
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True, but you can't get the runback anyway.
Unless he has possession and fumbles, the kicking team cannot advance after a muffed punt (or an onside kick).
You can (and should) challenge and get the ball, but a touchdown was never a possible outcome.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
IT IS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GIANTS TOUCHDOWN!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Ed Hoculhi
consults Wikipedia to tell you its inconclusive
Not a TD.
Counts as a muff (giggle), will be Giants ball at the spot of recovery.
by ElRocco337 on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
lol
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Not a touchdown even if overturned.
Can’t advance unless the returning player establishes possession (not merely touches it).
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Not conclusive.
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Either you're blind, stupid, or trolling
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
There is your token "Ed Hochuli just fucked everything up" moment in this game
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
To be fair, that's impossible to see without both instant replay and a close-up shot at the right angle
Sposed to be SEC
No it's not
It clearly deflected off him
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
Looking at the replay and the close-up shot at said correct angle, yes.
Live, I didn’t think he did.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
It deflected off him, sure
But not clearly. Every ref’s view, and the shot we saw at real time, was occluded by the returner’s body, and even so it barely glanced him and didn’t change direction or rotation. Chilllllllll.
Sposed to be SEC
It changed direction sir
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
Very subtly, and not in a way obviously noticeable on first glance at full speed.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
ball will be dead at the spot
you get the ball, but not the TD.
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
it would be a muff
and the whistle blown – somehow I don’t think the Giants are getting this ball
by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Fucking pay attention, Nick.
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No.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
No runback
Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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I'm gonna rec every post that says "muff"
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:23 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
This is a picture of President Milton Muffley

I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
I thought it was Merkin Muffley?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I think youre thinking of Muffley's Mufflers
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You are correct, it is Merkin
A play on female pubic hair in both names
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
I thought a Merkin was a fake what you just said or something hence the name.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
A Merkin is a pubic toupee
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Because Kubrick fans tend to memorize weird facts about his movies?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
Not Mad Magazine, but something like it.
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I did Hair in summer stock once and the costume dept. had to buy a bunch.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I can't believe I didn't know this
That’s my favorite movie. I feel inadequate
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Yeah for some reason i just felt weird typing fake pubic hair/toupee.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Ahem.
Merkin is not a reference to “female pubic hair”. It’s a reference to a pubic TOUPEE, gender-neutral.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Where is the Missing T?
You are needed here
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Present!
/applies self to Socrates Johnson’s comment title
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by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
What.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Picky picky picky
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
you're right.
I ashamed
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
he doesn't care as long as he gets to yammer pointlessly for two minutes
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Three hour explanation?
/Penn Wagers nods sagely.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
To be fair, in his case
it takes him three hours to figure out what the actual rule is.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Which is only really a problem when people don't understand the rules.
Which is apparently a real problem with NFL fans.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Have you met NFL fans?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Or Donovan McNabb re: Ties?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
There was a Cowboys' player who said something equally stupid about rules this year.
I can’t remember the specifics.
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No. I don't associate with those types.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
It's not entirely isolated to NFL fans.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Especially when we, the fans who might be annoyed by repeated explanations of shit we already know
know the rules better than the buffoons in the booth anyway. God knows, if they explained every call like this, we wouldn’t NEED Mike Pereira.
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it wouldn't be so bad
if he wasn’t obviously just enjoying hearing himself talk. By all means, explain shit that needs to be explained, don’t get on TV and talk so you can jerk off to DVR’d freeze frames of your old man pecs
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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/Imagines Ron Cherry in a league where such explanations are mandated
//Is even more in favor of this
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
.
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Eli throws a pick.
Just for lulz.
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oh yes please
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
he hasn't been very elite today
Joe flacco has been the best QB today
My fantasy team name was Eli Manning Arm Punt for a reason.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
i love the home team crowd
Boooooooo your obviously correct call
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MOVED:
That when we finally have our inaugural EDSBS Commentariat SEC vs the World Football Classic, that Nick not be allowed to ref it.
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Just let me read the rules one night
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
SOON
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE BALL HAS TO GO THROUGH THE UPRIGHTS FOR THE PAT TO COUNT?
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Brilliant.
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That could be fun to watch.
Nick RAEGS
EVERYONE ELSE RAEGS.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Sweet.
I get to be on the SEC team now!
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but you have to ride the bench.
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/overthrows Rocco
//overthrows Rocco
///overthrows Rocco
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Nick Saban played DE though.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
Im not sure he actually 'played' a lot.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
He started.
Kent State, but still.
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I'm not strong enough to play DE.
I did learn all about being a shit-talking corner that isn’t any good from watching Ronyell Whitaker and DeAngelo Hall.
by ElRocco337 on Jan 22, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you would be good at that
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
When I was in shape and playing well, I ran my mouth a lot in our pickup games/leagues
When I was struggling, not so much.
I'm playing safety
My loyal heart avows no other.
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I'm bringing the keg for the world team.
/too old to play.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
ohhh I wanna play i wanna play
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
/inappropriate joke about tight ends goes here.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
The inappropriate joke is about a different, ahem, position.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
QB hitting the slut receiver?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not the QB.
I’m good.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
No, but the QB might be a little bent out of shape.
/cracks knuckles
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Hey, you make the decision on who to throw to.
I’m just down here in the trenches blocking.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
That's good
because you’re apparently the entire offensive line.
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No one wants to be a big ugly.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
I'd probably be better there than I would elsewhere.
Either that or punter.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Say, isn't he 6'8"?
And from Arizona State, no less? Gotta be a quarterback.
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by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Red zone TE
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
hehe I bet I could do that
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
KSU QB?
/Throws for 50 yards
//runs for 200
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
You forget, I'm old school.
/runs for 11
//throws for 493
///pisses and moans about Nebraska being mean
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How's the eye?
/Remember’s Chad May so very fondly
by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Imagine if that happened to Syracuse.
Nick would not figuratively explode; he’d literally explode.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Nick would go Unabomber on the opposing school's campus.
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If they're playing loose coverage, yes.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
ohhh now i'm curious because this can go all sortsa ways
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
I was only intimating wide receiver.
/pinkie swears
by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Finally, someone I can throw a pass to!
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Well stempke would be on the world team and Lew too
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
True.
I just gotta get my Brett Favre groove working.
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KG and IE as well
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
I can throw blocks.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
I am not sending Jenn Sterger any photos.
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Can I play safety or corner?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Or SEC Tight End would work.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
I like how everyone who has volunteered wants to be a DB
I too would like to be Safety
by ItsComplicated on Jan 22, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
If I work out a bit, I could be the Eckstein of Linebacker?
/too tall and skinny for most anything.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
I can do middle line back for flag football, not tackle though.
7’ wing span and 8’ vertical reach, go ahead and throw, please.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!
I’ll be the 4th-string running back that comes in when we’re up by 56.
/flattened by 180-pound LB
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by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
that would be me
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
I guess this means I'm playing guard
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
nor will we ever
but i’m 180 pounds
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
Me too.
Actually, I’ll be a cheerleader, or the water girl.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
You're on the OTHER team.
/sniffs indignantly
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I kicked in high school.
So I’m down.
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/runs fullback-less spread
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
I'm starting to feel like the SEC team all went home two weeks ago.
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Just checkin in to say that this game is dogshit, right?
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It's a thing.
I don’t now what thing, but a thing it is.
I hate you. Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
Yes-
also, you got some birthday present ideas upthread
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Excellent.
I have choices to make.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
Checks score
Eh, that sucks. Was it close at the end at least?
VT was definitely due for a win. They’ve got to get on the bubble somehow.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
How do we lose to a team that lost to both BC and WF?
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ACCitis:
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by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
They're not getting on the bubble this year
Unless you mean the NIT bubble
by Synaesthesia on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
Nah.
This is actually a pretty good game, and I detest both teams by obligation.
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YOU HAVE EMAIL
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
SO DO YOU
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 22, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
I'm totally shocked I tell you
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Trust me
She’s way, way, way more into it than me
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
How about now?
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לכאלה הולכים שבאה
the year of the kicker y'all
Still can’t believe the Ravens game
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 9:29 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Cade Foster's draft stock just went up.
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why the shti did my phone just restart by itself?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
Is it a Samsung?
Mine did that at random intervals from about once a week to twice a day. Got a replacement, it did the same thing. Took it in again, they said there was a software update, still did the same damn thing.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Should have gone with R2-D2
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
nope motorola
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Hm. Dunno what to tell you.
I’m not due for an upgrade until Christmas, but my mom was this year so I got her old iPhone instead.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
i have like a whole year until upgrade...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
What he actually acknowledged that it happened?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
All the hate?
All the hate.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
the celebration was awesome
Fuck college rules. I want 80s miami
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 9:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions
actually scratch that
I want La Liga celebrations
Cruz knows what I’m talking about
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 9:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Miami would like to have 80s Miami
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They managed to turn back the clock
with violations
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
I used to be a return man like you
But then I took a football to the knee
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
your running around doing quests
You meet this group called the Companions
They seem pretty legit
Just some warriors fighting people and stuff
So you join up
And then one night they invite you to their creepy lil cave and it’s like
“You want me to become what?”
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 9:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Gereral asshattery good sir.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
The league obviously doesn't want the Giants in the Super Bowl.
Too small a market.
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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
SEC didn't want to recruit there.
Heard Lubbock/TTU was the first choice over TAMU
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
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MOUNTAIN WEST SPEED
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
Oh yes yes yes yes yes
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, holding it that low makes it kind of obvious it's a fake.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I dont understand why that route even exists for such a situation?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
I could see it as a safety valve if you're sending everyone else on that side deep.
But that near the endzone, that isn’t really an option.
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It ain't as sure as 47 yards I can tell you that much.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Just breathe through it....
Try some aspirin
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
you need to spend more time with your family
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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
me too
I put a lot of siracha on my pizza
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 9:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
God, if RGIII went to the Bucs, they would be so much fun to watch
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think about the QBs in that division. lord.
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Poor Matt Ryan.
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He's BC
hes used to crapping the bed in big games
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Boston College is a big game?
What is this? I don’t even…
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
BOSTON COLLEGE WAS RANKED #2 AT ONE POINT AND APPEARED HEADED FOR THE BCS CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
I SHIT YOU NOT
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
So was South Florida.
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So was USF, if I'm not mistaken
That was a ridiculous season.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
I wish that every year could be 2007
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
There was no ACCCG that year.
There was no ACCCG that year.
There was no ACCCG that year.
There was no ACCCG that year.
/repeats ad infinitum
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by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously, how the hell did that happen?
I thought we all agreed to let Wake play for the game just so they’d feel good about themselves? They weren’t supposed to actually win.
No, you are thinking about 2009.

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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Try not to think about the fact that Calvin Johnson played in that game
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One of the few instances in which Michigan and Notre Dame fans stand united
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
University of What Monroe?
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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So was South Florida
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
And they ended up in the Champs Sports Bowl.
Against a 6-6 MSU team. Thank the powers that be that BC’s receivers were fucking incompetent, because Matt Ryan should have shredded us instead of merely winning the game (mostly because our QB couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn, unless said barn was painted in BC’s colors).
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Scratch that, 7-5 MSU team.
A few 6-6 teams didn’t make bowls that year from the Big Ten.
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That's not true.
BC never plays in big games
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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I dont think RG III is going to be that great of a pro
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Just like Cam Newton.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
No he's not that much like Cam...
Just watching the two, I think Cam has a better pocket passer; has a stronger arm and is more physical. Also, I think RG3 has some problems with his footwork
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Cam seems like a better pocket passer now
but you wouldn’t have said that a year ago when he never did it
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He almost had the highest passing efficiency of any college QB ever in a single season, last year.
Auburn fans who watched his every game knew he was excellent at throwing the football.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
I agree that he was good at throwing the ball
but I don’t remember him doing too much that would really qualify as pocket passing. It was all a bunch of play action of misdirection, and maybe some really quick throws on 3 and mediums. That’s on Malzahn’s offense, not Cam, but still he hadn’t shown he could do it
NOTE: This may be highly inaccurate as I drink heavily during football season
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No, you're pretty much correct.
I wasn’t really thinking of the traditional pocket passer like you meant.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
he'd be entertaining at least
i think he will be ok
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
As long as he's not drafted by a dysfunctional
team like the Redskins and can stay healthy he’ll be very good
He doesn't do that anymore.
grumblegrumblefuckingeligrumble
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thats normal Eli
This is playoff Eli
Its weird
I know
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 9:44 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Manning Christmases if Eli and the Giants win this year...
So much trolling Peyton.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
I can't stop laughing

I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
That's delightful.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 22, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
is this the part where Alex Smith
Remembers that he’s Alex Smith
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 9:45 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Hopefully it's the part were Alex Smith remembers that he's College Alex Smith.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
WEST COAST OFFENSE RELIES ON SHORT, ACCURATE PASSES, NOT 4 VERTS
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
neither of these offenses are walsh offenses
not to many teams run the west coast now that there is the no touching rule
Not actually watching the game atm; just reading it through EDSBS.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
LIES
THIS IS THE ENN EFF ELL
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 22, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
/dink
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
/hums Price is Right Cliffhanger music
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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 9:46 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Plays this:
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
19 - 31 coming into this season
Good god man Harbaugh is the shit
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 9:47 PM EST via mobile reply actions
of course you do, when you draft in the top ten every single year
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
WHY ARE YOU TAKING A TIMEOUT?
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Alex tried to break away to throw the ball
Alex that’s Eli’s move
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 9:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions
LOL NOPE
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Actually, it is
Happened a couple of weeks ago. The ball would be spotted and no return is valid, but it is reviewable.
Forward Progress Call
Not reviewable
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
If they call forward progress, it's not.
If they call “down by contact” it is (although it has to be an immediate recovery, which there wasn’t in this case anyway).
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Rule change this year if the other team immediately recovers the ball I thought.
Or is that just college?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
not on forward progress
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
not reviewable
Hmmmmmmmmm
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 9:51 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Man, those refs sure hate the shit out of the Giants in this one.
by Erik T on Jan 22, 2012 9:51 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Clearly.
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I know, they never have any calls go their way, right Nick?
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
DON'T WE ALL?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not so much the Giants
Just the Giants fans Jets fans Giants fans Jets fans Giants fans.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I always thought the Jets fans at school were more obnoxious since they made the playoffs.
Now the Jets fans have all gone home and put on their Giants shit.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
...that was the joke.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Forgot you have to live this too it appears.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
"Patriots fans"...we were looking for "Patriots fans"
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
If the Giants win tonight, METEOR for SB plz
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So Lucas apparently needs to violate my childhood some more.
Didn’t know the price of flannel went up.
Christamighty y'all are hard to find sometimes
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Episode 1 back in theaters?
I already want to punch anybody who buys a ticket for that
I'm totally going to buy a ticket for it
And then hate myself all night long.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 22, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
I am already booing myself
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
/will still feel nostalgically obligated to go to the movie.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
How can you feel "nostalgic" for Episode I?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
I was in seventh grade. I didn't know any better.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Some poor soul out there probably feels nostalgic for Episode II
I on the other hand, cant remember a damn thing that happened in it
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
there was some horrible dialogue
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
not even close
although he may be able to blame lucas for sticking him with the worst lines in cinema history
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Ironic, because that one had the real Yoda
While the other two were CGI.
by Narrow Right on Jan 22, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, ANAKIN!
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
I think that was when R2D2 flew
and everybody was like, wait what?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 22, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Nor did the last 20 years of George Lucas' career
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Never heard of it but thats probably a good thing
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
god you are young
wait till you get old and like country music
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R2D2 Flew on the back of an X-Wing when Luke was piloting you mean that wasn't till the first Star Wars
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
And when I think 2nd Star Wars movie, I think Empire Strikes Back.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Earlier.
It came out while i was in school, and I graduated in 98.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Phantom Menace was '99.
Special Editions came out around 97, I believe.
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by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, this must be what I'm thinking of.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
Opened May 19, 1999.
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Yeah, you guys are right.
Came out when I was in Korea.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
/just realized i saw that movie with the 1st girl i had sex with
/not sure if i should feel old or young
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no
you have to eventually make a stand or he will never be stopped
He promised that he would quit
HE PROMISED. It’s different this time, really.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
fucking star wars remakes
/knows he’ll buy tickets
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 9:53 PM EST via mobile reply actions
can't stand it either
saw Hugo the other day, though, and it was tolerable
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So say we all.
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This is truth
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
I don't hate it
But some movies just don’t need it. Only the pod race, and maybe the giant battle at the end, could really benefit from it.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Based on what I saw at CES, I fear it's going to be forced upon us eventually
The glasses-free shit REALLY makes my head hurt
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Q to 12
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
EDSBS meme question: where did NFLAIDS come from?
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TWIT
A monkey bit Charlie Weis
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Not sure who started it or when
but I think it refers to the fact that, in general, NFL coaches who return to college do shitty.
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Well, you see, way back years ago
A football coach was out looking for recruits in the wild, uncharted depths of Detroit…
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
it was actually offensive PI
not that its ever called
Can we fucking sack him some more
Until he doesn’t know his own name like Montana did
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Note to Giants: COVER VERNON DAVIS
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your gunna want to go for the TD sanfran
#yearofthekicker
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 9:57 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
Signs you should be sad:
You’re drinking Michelob Ultra because that’s what the ex left in the fridge and you just wanna get rid of it
You mean
You’re drinking Michelob Ultra because that’s what the ex left in the fridge and you just wanna get rid of it
by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
you should be happy that you are no longer stuck with someone who leave Mich Ultra in your fridge
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by Yail Bloor on Jan 22, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
:(
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
think of it more as
Fuck you
I’m gunna drink your beer
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:00 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I got some bourbon in me first so I could get it down
It’s like drinking water so I count it as my hydration
by ItsComplicated on Jan 22, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
With the 28th pick in the 2012 NFL Draft the San Francisco 49ers select...
The broad side of a barn.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 22, 2012 9:57 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
looking for someone to throw to?
Sorry, he was taken by the Lions.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
If this is the one 3rd down they actually convert...
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Apparantley neither offense wants to win this game
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
Both offensive coordinators are excited for next week's trip to Hawaii.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Large tornado confirmed on the ground in eastern Arkansas.
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Fuck.
Mother Nature, why you gotta be like that?
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Probably entirely rain-wrapped based on radar.
Not that you’d be able to see it anyway.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Heading toward Mississippi/Alabama.
Yeah… we’re watching it.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
So how fast is this stuff moving?
We’re not looking at, say, this stuff coming into ATL at like 5 AM or anything, are we?
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
No
It’ll be Birmingham-ish about then.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
This storm is moving NE at 55.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
Changed directions from earlier. The scary thing is, it’s headed toward Memphis now.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Oh, well that's okay then.
Nothing there that’ll be missed, right?
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This one is still well south of Memphis.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
...
Sorry, it’s still too soon for me.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Last look I saw was likely to miss just south of Memphis proper
but way too close for comfort.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
And that is no longer the case.
Weather Underground showing the main storm cell in the current tornado warning headed directly toward Memphis.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
It is bothersome to me that there is a weather website called Weather Underground
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, it's a good site
but the name is … kind of odd. How do you get weather below the ground?
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
And that's not the reason at all
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
I'm sure it isn't.
But that was the first thing I thought of when I saw the name.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Well, I'm more concerned about the other use of the name
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Ah. Did not know about that.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
That's not good
/has cousins near Memphis.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
RADAR Link
NWS radar for S MS valley.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
And reports so far map

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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
Highly doubt our construction crews in NW GA will be working tomorrow
At least I hope they won’t
by ItsComplicated on Jan 22, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
How many more 3 and outs will there be in regulation?
O/U: 2.5
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1
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
I stand by my original opinion.
This game is dogshit.
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Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Clemson?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
C'mmon Eli
Panic throw INT
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 22, 2012 9:59 PM EST reply actions
I CAME
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
vicious?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
veni vidi veni
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
AHMAD BRADSHAW!
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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NINERS SECONDARY DERP
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Let's never be stupid again.
Wait, let’s be stupid forever.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 22, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Oh look, tie game with 2 minutes left.
/watches three and out
//watches pocket collapse around Manning
I didn’t miss anything, did I?
You're saying go for it?
What?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
i got an OT here
Who ordered the OT?
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:03 PM EST via mobile reply actions
4th and 26 wut?
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I believe it was Mr. Tebow at Table Three Sixteen.
Ambitious, but rubbish.
by UMBAI on Jan 22, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
LET'S HAVE AN OVERTIME!!!
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
19 seconds and two timeouts = go for the win
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions
Uh this is the NFL silly
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions
/JH misses
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
This will end with a pick six.
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In my wildest dreams
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
/Matt Hasselbeck scoffs
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions
lets chuck it towards the end zone
That’s awesome
Harbaugh, I want you to be my life coach
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:06 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
Gesundheit.
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by SpartanDan on Jan 22, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh Eli, why do you look so... "left behind"?
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Because he isn't Tim Tebow
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
There's a joke here about his dad and brother abandoning him
I just can’t come up with it
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
I hate you.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
That was a defining moment in my relationship.
When she put up with me after that game, I knew she was the one.
So it's going to OT?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
I predict this goes to multiple OTs.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I sat through seven, in person.
I can do this.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Yeah, but those 7 didn't last 15 minutes of game time each.
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Yes.
Yes they did. It was bad football.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Wasn't Eli involved in the Arky-Ole Miss one?
by ItsComplicated on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Probably.
I saw the FIU-North Texas one in person.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Yes.
It was miserable.
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Both offenses have been awful in the 2nd half.
I realize the defenses are balling out, but there’s only so much a defense can do.
One pass OT again would be nice.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions
More likely to have turnover return
Than 70 yard TD
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 22, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions
Well that was exciting to everyone but Joe Buck apparently
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
This must be totally embarrassing for him
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
Over/under how many more years they keep explaining the playoff overtime rule
6?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
Until they change to a sensible OT rule, which could be two years or 50.
They still explain college OT rules, and those have been around for over a decade now.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Ok then..how many more years they still refer to it as "new"
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by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
1996
Auburn-UGA game. So many horrible officiating calls that led to that it still makes me sad
by ItsComplicated on Jan 22, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
1996 Iowa State-Wyoming. Blew a 15-point lead in the fourth quarter.
Gah.
by Narrow Right on Jan 22, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Ref's stopped the clock when UGA had no timeouts left after a sack.
Led to Hail Mary to force OT. There was interference on Hail Mary which they then enforced in OT.
by ItsComplicated on Jan 22, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
donovan mcnabb actually appreciates it
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:13 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Who ordered more of this shit?
I didn’t.
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/rimshot
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
haterz!
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:12 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Pitt
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
I'm gonna have dinner while Ed explains overtime
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TAILS!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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I think Ed Hochuli writes instructions that most people assume are translated from Japanese
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
It's Benjamin Cardozo translated to Japanese through babelfish then translated back into english.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/need help from KG to understand the rules.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
/obscure mountain dialect I've never heard of
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Don't blame Favre for them coming up with an even stupider rule than they already had.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
That they changed it, perhaps.
That they managed to find the only way to make it even stupider? Not so much.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Apparently giving each team a possession is just too easy.
I guess they need a marquee QB to not get a possession because the opponent scored a TD before they properly fix things.
One of the dumbest decisions I have witnessed by a football player
who should have enough experience to know better
Nein, nyet, non, no, negative.
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Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I'd rather have a ripoff of Akira than a horrible remake of Akira.
/shrugs
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
NEIN
The horrible remake got canned. Again. Thank fuck.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 22, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Tetsuooooooo!!!!!
Kenadaaaaaa!!!!!!
Tetsuooooooo!!!!!!
Kenadaaaaaaaa!!!!!
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:17 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
i still want that pill jacket....
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
when will found footage movies die?
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
When the US Army bombs Manhattan.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
when they get desperate for money
start trading sexual favors for money, and find themselves in bed with a would be Texas congressman. Allegedly
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Xfinity is desparate to get their commercials in
For the last five minute or so, every play has been cut off at the first possible instant to go to an Xfinity commercial. They’ve done this three times in the last :45 of game time. I thought we were being Heidi’d for a second there.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions
Luke Zimmerman's been reporting the same on Twitter
Though I guess that makes sense, since I think y’all are both in the same market.
Just your average liberated big-ass consonant.
Twitter
by The Missing T on Jan 22, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
i love me some
Fat fullbacks
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:14 PM EST via mobile reply actions
DAMMIT SAN FRAN STOP RUNNING INTO EACH OTHER ON PICKS
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
Damnit it, don't fuck with Carlos when he's going for an INT!
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions
Wow Eli
You just got so lucky.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
So has the NFL clarified what would happen if the team winning the coin toss tried an onside kick, and subsequently scored a FG?
Would the other team have “had a chance to possess the football?”
/Bielema'd
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
By rule, yes.
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
I can't wait to hear Hochuli explain that!
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I would never get a chance to try it out
The new OT rules are only for the playoffs.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They need to change that to "has possessed the football."
Technically, on every play, the other team has a CHANCE to get the ball.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
But I suspect if you successfully onside kick after a FG
Game over.
by Albino Tornado on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Probably.
I think the question was what happens if you onside kick to start the OT, then kick a FG
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
What's the Paul Finebaum Show of New York?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Mike Francesa
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Filip Bondy?
I know he’s not a radio guy, but his columns are pretty Finebaumy
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
FOR ALL THE....
CANDLESTICKS?
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YAAAAAYY

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Aikman talking about punters on 2nd down
epic NFLaidys comment
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
It could have been GB/NO
instead we get this
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
i would've settled for NY/NO
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Stupid Saban.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
obligatory haterz!
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
GO FOR IT
LISTEN TO MIKE SMITH
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Theres nothing like gaining 11 yards on 3rd and 12
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
Chip Kelly will do it
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Or a punt return
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
is it just me or does Eli's head look point in his helmet?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
His cheekpads look bigger than normal to me, yes
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
or like the chin strap is tight and pulling it in more? I don't know it just looks off
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Well, both he and his brother have doofy looking heads without helmets
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
My mom is doing a running commentary in the other room
“YES! He’s down!
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Both teams had possession of ball, so any score ends game?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions
Yes
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Points are mercy now
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
I do.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Outside of the Northeast
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
i have zero interest in alex smith in the super bowl
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
At least Eli can fucking match up with Tom Brady
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
The worst part is
I think you believe this.
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by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Yes
Alex Smith is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good, and Eli Manning is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO horrible.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Nobody said Smith could match up with Brady
It is my belief that neither QB here is likely to match up well with Brady, but that NE’s defense is so bad, they might get points anyways
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
This.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Didn't say that.
But neither matches up with Brady. If you’re arguing Eli > Smith, then of course you’re right.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Giants blow out Brady
but I like the 49ers better. However hatred of Brady pretty much trumps all.
The only one of today's four teams I don't despise
lost first. So I don’t care.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
giants at midfield. FG wins the game
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
This game will end like every NFL game
40 yard FG because the other coach was too big a pussy to PLAY TO WIN THE GAME!
Safe House...
Okay… ill see it
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by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:23 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I've watched about 15 seconds of football today.
ALL THE BOURBON.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Thoughts and prayers bud,
how ya holdin’ up?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
It's been better.
The worst part was waiting for the news. Then I cracked open the booze for me, my brother and my mom here in KY. Made the evening tolerable.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I know the feeling-
if you need anything, just ask
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Condolences
I’m sure it’s been a rough day.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
Did not realize there had been an occurence
Apologies and condolences
by ItsComplicated on Jan 22, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
How many Denzel Washington vs. Wide-eyed White Boy films have their been?
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
/Exact opposite statement
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
satan celibate daughter of several celibate dog celibate dog head
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
shouldn't it be celibate cat?
I always keep a supply of alcohol handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I don't know what happened, but I think I will be happy
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
He posted too soon.
Probably thought that penalty was on the Giants, when it was actually on the 49ers.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
G-d I love Harbaugh
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
A lot of people will die before this game is over
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
My mother:
“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD”
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
for fucks sake SanFran
Put this game out of its misery
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:27 PM EST via mobile reply actions
welp
Yea
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
derp
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions
This derp.
It feels familiar. It burns.
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
yep
i know that feel bro.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
wut
Okay what???
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:27 PM EST via mobile reply actions
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
At least this will end.
"Fandom is irrational and emotional and therefore should be fun." - Wolverine Liberation Army
Twitter: sportsgeek42
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions
you mean they lost because of Ted Ginn Jr
not being available?
Ted Ginn Jr.
2007 BCSCG MVP, 2012 NFC Championship MVP
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/blocked FG run back for a TD.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
FG is dead when it hits the ground in the NFL
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions
Nope. Only PATs.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Ugh.
That fucking game.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Fucking PATs
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Don't worry, you still have time to shank the FG.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Does that mean Eli won?
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
Ballgame
SF, you deserved this raping.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Wide Left
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
sigh
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions
On the bright side,
now we’re free to ignore the Super Bowl completely.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions
IF ONLY THAT WERE A FUCKING OPTION.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE THRILLED AND EXCITED FOR THIS HISTORIC MATCHUP IN THE PART OF THE COUNTRY THAT JUST CARES MORE?!
PETER KING IS EXPLODING WITH DELIGHT
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
No he's not
It’s not being played in Wichita
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I BET THERE IS A STARBUCKS AND MAYBE PUMPKIN BEER WHEREVER HE IS GOING THOUGH
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
He wont be happy until its played on board a spaceship with no crowd whatsoever
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
TO THE NEUTRAL PLANET AND/OR DOOP HEADQUARTERS
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
PETER KING DEMANDS SUPER BOWL BE PLAYED ON THE SURFACE OF A NEUTRON
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
SO LONG AS HE HAS ACCESS TO THE STARBUCKS ON MADISON AND 53RD
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Indiana ain't got no Starbucks, son.
They gots the Perkins.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
See if SF had won, PK would have orgasmed to Peet's or something I bet.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Well, the BCSCG was a regional matchup.
America loves regional matchups….
I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Dude, fucking nobody cares that you know how to GIS.
Go spam twitter.
by Erik T on Jan 22, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
.

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Really, a 21 Jump Street movie remake?
That’s going to be terrible
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
haha i know right?
/wants to see it
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:31 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
It looked like a comedy.
Might be somewhat redeeming.
I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions
I suppose...
I wish they would look at one or two decent new scripts- there HAVE to be some out there, right?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Nope.
AMC and HBO hired any writer worth a shit.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Truth.
I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
AMC hasn't hired a good writer since Breaking Bad
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
They had already hired them all.
Mad Men and Breaking Bad don’t write themselves, yo.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
year of the kicker y'all
Just saying
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:30 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Kyle Williams trending in 3 2 1 ...
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Worship Tebow all y'all want.
Eli just performed the miracle of making me root for the Patriots.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
by TexaninNYC on Jan 22, 2012 10:31 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
That is pretty powerful
We should harness this as a weapon
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
No offense.
I just really don’t like New York sports fans. Really ever.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
The letter R
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
This took me way longer than it should have.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
No there is
I mean, maybe not insufferability but in how they go about it
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
But I don’t live in Boston.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I thought most of NY is jets fans
and NY is Conn and NJ
Most of New York
Is a fan of whichever team is doing well that season.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Only when the Jets make the playoffs.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
None taken
Most are worthless
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Fair enough.
My fanbases are a bunch of assholes too. Except for Spurs fans.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Aikman: "They're going to try to center this ball in the middle of the field."
Giants: /run off tackle right from the right hashmark
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Wasn't there a question about the most NFLAIDSy play in football?
I vote for the knee to center for a field goal.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
I dunno, delay of game to set up the punt still might be worse.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Draw play up the middle 3rd and 46?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Mike Bobo wants to know why this pertains only to the NFL
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
How was Bobo inflected with NFLAIDS?
He spent zero time in the league as either a player or coach.
One of football’s great mysteries.
Interspecies jump?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
College football does the same thing that close
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
You watch when there are things besides live events?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
That's the thing, the massive MAJAH MAHKETS love is seeping into the live coverage
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Well, there aren't really any games to watch on there until baseball season-
since they no longer have the NHL contract
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
with the way your running the ball......
Oh this might hurt…
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
It still fucking hurts.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
He's the holder for the Ravens
And should get far more shit than Romo
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
/banging Carrie Underwood
//banging hot Jessica Simpson
I hate you so much Tony!
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
banging Miss Missouri
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Buck sounds like playing in the Super Bowl is about as exciting as renewing your drivers license.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions
Hopefully Tony Romo has been hired as the Giants holder...
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:33 PM EST reply actions
Delay. LOL.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
oh god just die already
This game is the cow in me myself and irene
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I propose a puppy bowl thread for super bowl Sunday.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Will there be Australian Shepherds?
If so, I will be there.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
I have no idea
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Hmm
I could read for CrimPro tomorrow, or I could continue to look at this website. Decisions, decisions.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
YAIS
http://animal.discovery.com/tv/puppy-bowl/starting-lineup/starting-lineup.html
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
!

1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
....

My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Arrakisian dog?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
My doggy!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
/declares Oklahoma State Super Bowl champions
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Jan 22, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
welp
night folks.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions
My Mother:
“YES! WE’RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL BABY!”
And now she just ran into my room and started dancing
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San Fran is not a major market?
lolwut?
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
NOAHTHEASTEHN MAJAH MAHKETS AHHH MOAH MAJAH
THAN YOUAH [spidery slur] WESTEHN MAJAH MAHKETS
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
by JoshCVT on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
holly rowe is coming!!
Move move move!
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:35 PM EST via mobile reply actions
/Holly Rowe forearm shivers Pam Oliver
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
Eh Fuck it!
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Congrats Giant fan(s)?
Dont fuck up in 2 weeks.
Someone want to explain playoff overtimes to me?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
If you receive the opening kickoff and score a FG, you kick off and the other team gets one chance to match or beat it.
Anything else at all: sudden death.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
was being sarcastic
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
I never can tell over the internet.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
/shrugs
Whatevs. I watched two field goal attempts today. They were 1/2.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Congrats Nick
At least it’s not the fucking Eagles.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Dream Team
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
VINCE YOUNG
JUST WINS BALLGAMES sits on the bench
I like telling this story
I made 500 of the easiest dollars ever by betting a guy I went to college with that Romo would have a higher passer rating than Vick this year.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
/throws D batteries
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
Er?
You’re a Vikings fan, no?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Went to Randy's (real) last game as a Viking in Philly.
It was a playoff game and cold as hell, and it seemed like the only word I heard from when I stepped out of the cab at the front of the sports complex until I got into the stadium was “asshole.” Chanted by every eagles tailgate at every person in Vikings’ gear walking by.
Ah
Yeah, that sounds about right. Yankees fans do that too.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
And thus ends the 2011 football season.
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DAMMIT

The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
This is horrifying.
It will haunt my nightmares.
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
PANDA!
MADE IN A HASH LAB
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
"Someone had to win the game"
Whoever wins, we all lose.
cant read lips
He said super bowl…
People who live in glass houses should not hang out with Charles Barkley.
Stache pic upgraded to Championship mode
by Wallacewade04 on Jan 22, 2012 10:37 PM EST via mobile reply actions
"I'm going to the fucking Super Bowl!"
Giants kicker got a bit excited there.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 10:37 PM EST reply actions
Actually I'm pretty sure that was the holder/punter.
Which makes it 5 times as amusing.
by Dadgum No.18 on Jan 22, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
well he didn't lose
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Time to switch over to the Aussie Open.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I like the way you think
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
American Idol is coming up?
What the heck? It’s past bed time for me and they’re airing new stuff this late?
Oh Fox
by ItsComplicated on Jan 22, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions
HEY PAULIE YOUSE CAN'T FUCK WITH THAT FUCKIN' EAST COST FOOTBALL. WE GOTS THE BEST FUCKIN' PLAYERS AND SHIT LIKE FUCK MAN PAULIE!
I’M GONNA HANG THA FUCK UP AND LISTEN!
Ooo, good one
The Geysers of Gygax!
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
IE trying to explain to our 6 year old what a "49er" is.
It’s…amusing.
I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
She's not using profanity is she?
some would only be able to use colorful descriptive words.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
No, no. It's a history lesson.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
so went to CA to dig for gold in 1849 lesson.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions
yes
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
How did it go?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
I think he understood.
But he asked if they were the Great Explorers and related to the Pilgrims who landed at Plymouth Rock. Apparently the Thanksgiving lesson was very impactful.
At least I have a beach.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
He's probably doing better than I was when I was 6.
I think I was potty trained and liked cowboys. Plus I could swim like a fish.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
well, he starts swim lessons tomorrow. So hopefully soon.
He’s got a crazy good memory, so you can’t just give him pat answers. He’ll call you on them next time.
At least I have a beach.
Keep it simple but accurate?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
That's what we aim for. He's 6; we can leave out the politics of manifest destiny.
At least I have a beach.
Well that's all for me. I'll be back periodically during the off season to watch the Dwags run to the Fulmer Cup.
Our fight songs are actually about fighting. And drinking.
TWIT
Gotta give them credit
to beat the Pack and 49ers on the road, that is a damn fine playoff run
They only beat the 49ers because the 49ers played like squashed turds.
Not calling this a damn fine playoff run.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
The defense wasn't bad. Smith just gon' Smith.
(and it might not even have mattered but for puntderp)
Good thing I'll be consuming a turducken in 2 weeks.
Otherwise the NFL could kiss my ass.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Its a turkey...but its a duck....but its a chicken...but its a turkey
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
a fowl within a fowl within a fowl
we need to go deeper
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
Well this certainly caps off the shittiest year of football I can recall, both college and pros combined
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
Pro actually wasn't bad this year
At the very least Tebow was amusing
Alright, its Australian Open time
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Ivanovic lost :(
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions
Ah well, Giants it is
Onward to defeat the PAHTS
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions
More positives about this...matter.
MAJAH MAHKETS have to go to Indiana to play this game.
In February.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 10:43 PM EST reply actions
/Threeve Simmons stories about how Indianapolis is nearly as bad as Jacksonville
That Hokie freshman in the Greensboro Coliseum rafters didn't see any of this coming.
/Journalists bitch about cold and snow for weeks
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
Haxen the movie is on at 11, looks interesting but not enough to stay up later.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions
two next week is pro bowl
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Wonder if we could get babysitter to move from Friday to Saturday?
I’m sure tix are still available.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
DO. WHAT. YOU. MUST.
(not sure if I’m serious…let’s check prices).
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
two
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 22, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
2 weeks so the excitement will build.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
But how could I possibly be more excited in two weeks than I am right now?
/retches
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Basically this
Oh well, I just want to be able to troll the Greatriots fans
by Cantabrigian_UGA_Fan on Jan 22, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
All right, I'm not watching this Super Bowl.
At least I have Mizzou squeakyfouls and Blues hockey to make me feel good about sport.
It's a funny name.
MIZZOOUUUUUUUU! SEC top 2 squeekyball tomorrow morning
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
WE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SEC (yet)
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 22, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Already claiming it
Because it’s nice to imagine the SEC having another good team
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
/Is almost good.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
Bama is under-performing almost as much as Vandy
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Im beginning to think its a COTG commandment that no Harbaugh shall ever win a championship
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
How is the Harbaugh clan comes from WKU
but WKU hasn’t really been successful
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Magnets?
The best team in the state of Florida since 2010.
by The Assman 1 on Jan 22, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
And were bowl eligible this year but were surpassed by Illinois and UCLA.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I'm cool with this
The Super Bowl is fun if a) the team you love is in it, or b) you really do not give a shit about either team. If you have semi-rooting interests, it’s just always disappointing.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:50 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Too many tattoos. Not a fan.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Tattoos not the issue here.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Well the look at me attention whoring on the internet isn't helping her either.
/get off my lawn
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
At least no duck face.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Duck face is trumped by hey i'll try to look nonchalant and detached while I take a self-picture in the fucking mirror
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
No, both about equally as bad.
This girl I bet put it up on her Facebook, and then got huffy and upset and accused people of treating her like a “piece of meat” when they commented.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
I dunno they're both bad, but for some reason the forced detachedness just pisses me off more.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
At least with the duckface they're admittedly trying to be "sexy", even though it's failing?
Where with this, they can attempt to play innocent and “why would you think that about me?”
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Kind of I guess.
One of those things where trying to do the validation by making it look like a serious artsy picture gets me.
But saying one is worse is like pulling for one of the teams in this year’s SB
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Truth.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
At least they could GIS pin up pictures to get an appropriate facial expression.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
No you see a vacant stare makes it deep since you can't know what they are thinking which makes it high art.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
so that's the secret.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
good thing when i post pictures of myself in the mirror i'm TOTALLY doing it to make sure people notice
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, but you're taking NORMAL pictures.
Not pics that say “hey look at me give me attention”.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
Normal pictures do not count.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
so if i put myself in some weird costume but still LOOK normal is that ok?
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
What are your intentions?
Because if they are ambiguous through a vacant look, you transcend normal photos and become high art as per my post above.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Is there an obvious REASON for the costume? Like, you're at a medeival festival or something?
Because otherwise, no.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Unless it's halloween, I'd say the weird costume indicates intent for attention-seeking.
Taking a normal picture of yourself to send your friends, or use as avatar, etc, is completely different than trying to “advertise” how sexy/hot/cute/mischievous/etc you are
At least I have a beach.
/posts gratuitous boob shot
//"UH! YOU SICK PERVERTS I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE LOOKING AT MY BOOBS!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't do that!
/yes i would
//not the second part
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
You'd brag about them in a reply
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
I mean the are pretty great
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
lol
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
I've seen your boob shot avatars. I wouldn't call them "gratuitous".
R2D2 up there is a bit gratuitous.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
You should have seen the ones i opted to NOT put up
HEY-O
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
No, no, I probably shouldn't.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
that's true.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Corollary to this:
Weird costumes are acceptable at conventions or sporting events if they are relevant and don’t cross the Potter Stewart attention whoring line.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
I sometimes try stuff on and send to friends to make sure its ok
or if i put on something ridiculous i send out because i think it’s funny I might ham it up then
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
All allowed.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
Potter Stewart will allow this.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
dude it sucks when you don't have an gfs in teh area and you're going out on a date and you have no idea if you look good
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Asking someone you know what something looks like is fine.
Posting the pics in a tumblr for any of the myriads of internet denizens to see, while I won’t stop you, I will probably make pithy comments about that.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
I've sent pics of me trying on an outfit to KG to see what he thinks. I don't
see a problem with this.
At least I have a beach.
AND THEY WERE VERY MUCH APPRECIATED IN MY HOVEL IN AFGHANISTAN, THANK YOU
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
You two, get a room!
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
WHEN THE KIDS GO TO BED (SOON) WE'LL HAVE A WHOLE HOUSE
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
I have no reply to this.
I concede that you win.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
private stuff, always ok. Usually a reason (even if just laughs). But a PUBLIC forum
like twitter, facebook, etc, is a completely different intent
At least I have a beach.
I put the avi up on twitter on Friday because I really did think DAMN I LOOK GOOD
as well as HOLY SHIT I"M IN A DRESS
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
You try operating a camera while trying to take a picture in the mirror.
It’s hard.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 22, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
I have a remote and a tripod, to heck with the mirror.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
I have friends.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
i don't...:(
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
I have friends that can get excellent pictures but the only time I pose for pictures is
behind the scenes shots or when I’m trying something new with lighting and such.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
And I always use the Zoolander facial expression.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
Then don't do it, you self-absorbed [redacted]
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Hey you keep [redacted] out of this.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
I was surprised that they made that into an outfit.
Would not have ever occurred to me.
/thought the picture and caption were funny together.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Too many tattoos.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -Bertrand Russell
I like the tattoos
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
title

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
I HAD FRIENDS ON THAT DEATH STAR
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
/Independent Contractors joke
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They were independent contractors, but they knew what they were getting into.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
hive
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
HMS Prince of Wales carried contractors into battle against the German battleship Bismarck
The were installing new gun equipment, I believe, and weren’t finished before they sailed. All the shrinkage, I imagine, seeing HMS Hood sunk in one barrage.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd.
Why didn’t I know about these before tonight.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
Makes me want a stormtrooper costume
Or Boba Fett
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
It would be fun to wear someplace unexpected.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Senate Hearing
It’d be funny if CSPAN panned to a shot of the four people testifying and behind them in he audience are a couple of storm troopers
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
oh yes that would be most great.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
I like how you said panned.
Because I think CSPAN only has one camera.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Unrelated: Chewbacca the CAKE!

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
I... uhhh... ehhh...
Never change internet.
by Mango Stasi on Jan 22, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
If there is a helmet catch in this Super Bowl
My head is going to fucking explode
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GRONK
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Tornado warning now into NW Mississippi.
Looks like it may miss Memphis.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
the nfl.com mock draft is horseshit
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions
I don't think Ronnell Lewis or Jayron HOsley will go in the first round
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Makarova hitting lines on Serena
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
Serena is not moving really well
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nope, what's with the tape on calf? more of the bioflex stuff?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions
It's coming up from the outside of her ankle
It’s probably a sprain, and it’s to release tightness
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they were saying she had ankle problems
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
no, that's "anger"
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, she seems to be taped up pretty aggressively
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Oh, have there been any developments in the Kelly to TB story?
by tarspaceheel on Jan 22, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
also, NCAA to crack down on Newton, Tatoogate, and Miami scandals
by giving Oregon the Death Penalty
Well Sprtsbybrooks is confirming now, so it's a done deal
I can confirm Chip Kelly is already assembling a coaching staff for the Bucs – from a source w/ direct knowledge of process
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Brooks? WHOA. That makes it official.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
My immediate thoughts exactly
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
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I'm being sarcastic--is it safe to assume the same of you?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
yessir
I kind of dislike that ass clown
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Whew.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
I guess someone will have to come up with the sarcasm font
Earlier when i had some pun with the West Bank, someone came to the rescue
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It's on the WWL's CFB page now.
Not that that helps.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
lulz
Kelly is intrigued by the challenge of coaching at the highest level and not having to deal with parents and the NCAA oversights that are inherent to coaching in college, the source told Schad.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Schad reports that Nike has taken an interest in Oregon's athletic program.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Wouldn't it be 3.0 at his point?
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
3.1
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
They think Harbaugh is dick to the press,
just wait for Chip
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I will just wait till he has a press conf with the Glazers
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Oregon Fans have armed themselves to keep their coach

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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
MOTHERFUCKING SUPER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!

(Even the people who hate the matchup can admit this is funny).
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
If we jump, not many people will follow
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions
Anyone that was watching know if this was true?
jimrome Jim Rome
Harbaugh pretty much blows by Coughlin then stiffs Fox. Stay classy. His brother at least sucked it up and did the post game interview.
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Dude, Twitter is blowing up with it
I keep getting journalists tweets trashing him. He apparently refuses to do a post game press conference. I don’t blame him for not wanting to do the press conference, but the handshake thing is, well, dickish.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure he was making a reference to the Pete Carroll--Harbaugh blowup a few years ago.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
He probably just blew off Jim Rome
which is why I love him. I wouldn’t talk to anyone on fox if I won.
by rook0119 on Jan 22, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They said on Fox that he declined to be interviewed
"Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys into men, from men into gladiators, and from gladiators into Swansons"
by the beefy ghost of prop joe on Jan 22, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
He was on the phone with Peyton Manning
and didn’t want to be interrupted
FUCK YOU ARIZONA STATE!
THANKS TO YOUR FUCKING SHITTING PLAYERS WE DON’T GET TO GO TO THE SUPER BOWL
Erik T. Erik T to the EDSBS courtesy phone. Paging Mr. Erik T.
He hates Iowa, but he likes Arizona State.
I think he enjoying driving his recreational vehicle.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Was anyone else just flipping through channels and abruptly stop on American Idol?
Because that chick had huge boobs
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions
No cause the dorm TV has no remote and I'd have to get up to change the channel so it is off.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions
but you're not in undergrad . . . ?
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
Nope. Decided it's not worth my time either driving 20-30 minutes to school in shitty NY traffic or taking a train to school everyday.
So I still live on campus as a 3L. Though I pretty much live with my girlfriend on weekends.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
who doesn't like boobs?
also PitS was it the girl in the stripey top?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Everyone likes boobs.
I could use some.
/girlfriend had to cancel trip this week
//worst week ever?
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
dammit. hugs darlin.
was gonna ask about the gf too.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
She was going to be coming into town on Thursday.
Push is back a few more weeks. Sigh.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
I know that feel. I'm sorry.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
They had a commercial on for American Idol during the game, and our son wanted to watch it because
“It’s an aircraft carrier show, and there are planes and helicopters on both sides!”
We nixed the plan.
At least I have a beach.
Not much to do with planes except as scenery.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Understood.
I’m just trying to figure out in my how you’d explain to a 6 year old … bad singing and very few planes.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Especially up close tour, that would make the day.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Kid's been around military bases all his life.
This is nothing new for him.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Yes but planes!
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Have pretty much been down the road for him everywhere we've lived.
Well, not in Kumamoto, but then it was HEY! Japanese tanks!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions
In the Pacific Aviation Museum here, they have a hangar full of war planes/helicopters to walk around
and look at. It’s his FAVORITE place!
At least I have a beach.
Even more so than the Missouri, I think.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
I'd probably spend a year on the Mighty MO and still have stuff I'd want to look at.
Still fascinated by the gun computers.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
Niners Nation post game post
Has 500 posts in 30 minutes.
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I search Mike Nolan's name and got a hit
lol.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
His #1 basketball team lost yesterday.
Give him this, at least for a few more minutes.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Also Tottenham lost in grueling fashion this morning
I came close to have a really, abhorrently awful weekend.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
Did I mention your basketball team lost?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
We got outplayed, it isn't HORRIBLE in the long run
Losing like that to Man City in a title hunt was horrible.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
No, it's not horrible.
And you’ll kill us in the BE tournament. This is why I have to take shots now.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
What?
I’m not giving him shit about it.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
Eh, I fumbled the reply
it was for him.
by Lucas Jackson on Jan 22, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Tornado warning including downtown Memphis.
Not good.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I looked at the bracket when it came out and went
“There is one matchup on here I don’t want to happen.” FUCK
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
That's RED WHITE AND BLUE FOR AMERICA AND ITS MOST IMPORTANT TEAMS
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Everyone of my roommate's has given me a hug tonight for what I did
None of them were here last night except the boyfriend
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 11:14 PM EST reply actions
awwwwwwwww.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
I feel like I should be awarded the medal of honor of being a dick.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Wuh?
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
I was supposedly an asshole to hellbeast last night
And now she doens’t want to be here because we all hate her
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
HERO
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
Wait what did you do?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
He went out with hellbeast and had fun.
/might not be complete story.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Hellbeast was being a royal class bitch
And didn’t want to go downtown. But went because, and I quote, “Can’t trust her boyfriend”. She’s bitching the whole time and then says I wish I would’ve stayed home. I said yeah, me too. She started crying. And now she says she doesn’t want to be in our house any more because she feels like everyone hates her.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It feels so nice to be able to use such a succinct single line to sum up all of the collective's feelings, isn't it.
Congrats.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
You need a hellbeat meter in the house.
From love to hate to indifferent with a pointer so you can move as needed.
Of course labeling it hellbeast would be the funniest.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
There are 2pi radians of hate on this chart.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
By the way
This makes the hate fuck more inevitable.. Also it will be even better BECAUSE THERE WILL BE HATE FROM BOTH DURING THE FUCKING!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
NOOOOOOO
OREGON NEEDS TO BE GOOD, TO TROLL USC!!!!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Washington and Washington State are horrible anymore
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
It'll take Wazzu some time.
and UW…hmm. Maybe not horrible.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
They probably will go after Petersen or Patterson
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SO SAY WE ALL
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by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
why would you pay for a hummer?
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lol?
RealSkipBayless Skip Bayless
Congrats to Jim Harbaugh on one of greatest coaching jobs EVER. But I’m relieved we don’t have 2 weeks of Harbaugh vs. Harbaugh. 2 much.
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But he can't get enough of Tebow Tebow Tebow
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
Skip Bayless is the biggest sack of shit not named Craig James.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Cowherd is a douche
but Bayless is just a slimy, sleazy person.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
Vince Schlomi's brother?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
ok i need sleep. night kids.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
I'm going to get a monkey
And name it Chloe’s boobs.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, he mad
And he has reason to be. Wasn’t that 10’s second punt derp of the day? Didn’t the ball bounce off his knee earlier and lead to a Jints TD?
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
ENN WAAIIII SSEEEEE SPEEEEED PAAULLLIIIEEE!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
So a bunch of fucking people who don't know how to use sidewalks or escalators?
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
From another board
Fun fact about Kyle Williams: In his last game at ASU he muffed a punt late in the 4th quarter allowing Arizona to kick a last second FG to win the game.
I swear it was deja vu for Sun Devil fans.
Any living rock musician would be impressed by the amount I drank today.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
Off to the couch to watch some internet streaming stuff
You all have a nice evening.
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by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 11:34 PM EST reply actions
Tempted to watch some more Justified, but season 4 finale of Sopranos has been waiting too.
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by Socrates Johnson on Jan 22, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
At long last, New York and Boston gets to settle an overblown regional rivalry through the medium of professional sports. It must be very cathartic to finally get that opportunity.
Did you know that Week 9 against the Giants was the last game that the Patriots lost?
Were you aware that that very game ended with Eli Manning throwing a touchdown pass to Jake Ballard, who wears the same jersey number that David Tyree wore as a Giant? A David Tyree who made a Giant Snatch, which was the Official Bill Simmons These Are My Readers Most Luckiest Leg Sweep In Rocky IV History?
These will be IMPORTANT COINCIDENCES used to create an extra sense of drama for a game that doesn’t really need it, but you’ll be bombarded with them nonetheless. But it’s the Super Bowl. If it weren’t these, it’ve been something about Jack Harbaugh whipping both of his sons with the sticks that correspond to the colors of the teams they now coach.
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