Wow, this is an artistic representation of a football exploding. In Cake. Just. Wow.
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Cake?
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 22, 2012 3:00 PM EST reply actions
I'm trying to figure out what the Titans have ever had to celebrate
Besides soul-crushing, legendary defeats. Maybe that Earl Campbell is listed as their 2nd all-time leading rusher?
My hi-fi is waiting
For a new tune
by Burrito Electrico on Jan 22, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
Mmmmmm
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Wooo.
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/gunshot
//thump
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
///random airborn bacon?
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Sadly they don't allow pigs in the places I've been where explosions are common.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
It's just a little airborne!

it’s still good!
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
whoops, meant for that to just be a jpeg, not gif
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
/bacon seizure
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
anyway
continuing from an earlier thread, my grievance with Medieval Total War is that the papacy is not a playable faction.
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I had Medieval, played it briefly.
But I really like Empires, and I’m obligated to simultaneously rage about Shogun 2 while playing it constantly.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
GRAWNK
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
why was that porn star running around in his jersey again?
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Well, rooting for one Harbaugh doesn't mean you're rooting for the other.
The outcome of the games aren’t tied together. So I guess I’d rather have 49’ers/Pats, because then at least it’s not either of those two storylines.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Sigh.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
49ers/ Pats would probably the best game out of all the choices
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לכאלה הולכים שבאה
I find it hard to actually LIKE any NFL team.
I guess I want the 49ers to win it all. I guess.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
you have to like the lions or else suh will stomp you.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
Not me.
Now we cater to money men, white wine drinkers and other assorted wimps.
by Ancient Chinese Secret on Jan 22, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
The Ravens, Patriots and Giants are literally my 3 most hated teams.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmmm. Steelers make the list ahead of the Giants I think.
But yeah, I hate the fuck out of everyone but the 49ers.
Damn kids.
20 years ago, everyone hated the 49ers, unless they hated the Cowboys more.
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I remember them being frustratingly good, but they've been in the woods long enough for my hate to diminish.
Hate for the other three is Northeast Pro Sports Team Hate, which is perpetual and furious.
Not my family
/KG’s dad Joe Montana mancrush’d
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
That's the only reason I ever rooted for SF, Joe Montana.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
Hate anybody MORE than the Cowboys?
Is that even possible?
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
Misunderstood me.
Dallas/49ers game? Everyone but Cowboy fans would root for the 49ers.
Anyone else/49ers game? Fuck San Francisco.
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My dad is from the Bay Area, he's a big fan
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And as a bonus we get Phil Sims.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
RE: dogs and Star Wars
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 4:17 PM EST reply actions
that was awesome
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by TheMightyErik on Jan 22, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
Greyhound AT-AT walking by at the end
/dies of cuteness
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
that was my favorite
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
OMG SEC AT AT???
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by TheMightyErik on Jan 22, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
60 MPH
“They’re on you before you know it”- quote attributed to ground commanders on Hoth
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60 mph is pretty fast for an armored vehicle
unless you’re on an airstrip and drag racing them….
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
I mean, the fuckers are powered by fusion engines
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and RAEG
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by TheMightyErik on Jan 22, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
Yes. But legs are not the most efficient propulsion option.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
/drag races tanks down Korean air strip
//boss goes apoplectic over the radio
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
once watched motor pool morons
‘jump’ a deuce and a half that had just arrived to our base in Saudi. It did not end well… for them or the rig /epicfail
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by TheMightyErik on Jan 22, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
Well, that's silly.
but drag racing M1’s? TOTALLY WORTH THE ASSCHEWING
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
they snapped the trans axle on the 'landing'
the sound… so glorious… I agree with the drag racing and endorse it.
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by TheMightyErik on Jan 22, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
We had this discussion a few days back
Is that a greyhound or a whippet? I thought greyhound as well on first look. I think Chloe thought it was a a whippet.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
It's either a smaller greyhound or a pretty big whippet.
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Yes, and have funny bathing habits
/oh, you meant dogs…
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
The dogs bathe more regularly.....
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
/trollgaze willbechampions
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
i'm like 3rd/4th generation (depends how you define it), short gene still there goddamnit.
i’m actually an inch taller than one of my male relatives on that side.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
Huh
/looks at self
//looks at uncle
///looks at grandfather
Nah, no small Italians here.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
I can tell this is the off season, I walked to the store and back.
Only had to jump to a new thread instead of threeve.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 4:18 PM EST reply actions
Ok so I left right when I opened the topic of last night
Apparently he was just mad because she was throwing a fit. I explained to him what happened and he actually laughed at it. We were talking for a while this morning and we were back to normal. However, she finally feels like she over stayed her welcome and told him she won’t be coming over as much because she thinks we all hate her.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 4:19 PM EST reply actions
Is she wrong?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Well I don't want her boyfriend to actually know that
because even though I don’t let it on, he and I are actually very close friends.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
perceptive, she is.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
good for you!
my roommate told us this morning she thinks she is going to have her work friends over again next weekend.
/twitch
//twitch
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
Why the twitches?
And how was last night?
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
because she has a work friend who is a monumental douchebag.
previous things he has done
1) thrown our neighbors beer pong table off our 3rd floor balcony
2) yelled things at females from our window
3) pissed in our sink
last night was kind of a weird party but i’m glad i saw my friend and got out.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
pink taser for the win.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
I second the taser....
with a side of pepper spray.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
hopefully she will bring Tebow guy again
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I went to sleep at 2
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
Til the end of Con Air.
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I finally fell asleep at 6
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
i like tebow as long as he doesn't piss in my sink
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
you need to have a discussion this week.
or perhaps discover a plan that requires your presence elsewhere
At least I have a beach.
my other roommate was thumbs up with the idea (despite her nice mug getting chipped last time) so i was clearly gonna be outvoted
but its so far in advance i think i can plan around it
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
the key here for you is: is your roommate upset by this?
If Not, A WINNAR IS YOU
At least I have a beach.
I actually did apologize for that
And he said it was fine because she’s irrational.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
It'll be back to normal in 3 days
I guarantee it. She’s that irrational. She’ll ride that pity train for a while and then realize her life fucking sucks again and need to come over here
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
Would that maybe have been a good time for the "dude, why are you with her?" comment?
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I'm not having that conversation without backup
Because right now, I’m seen as the irrational one that can’t stand it.
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
REALLY? BEING A TOTAL BITCH IS NOT GOING OVER WELL? WELL, I NEVER.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
So, who are you rooting for?
/lulz
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
Hi I was just wondering where you might be.
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He's been on the Twitters arguing with me about Eli and P-Willie.
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I still can't believe you're not rooting for Willis
You’d rather have the spoiled kid over the kid who grew up on the wrong side of the tracks.
I'd certainly be happy for Willis if he won a Super Bowl.
And I’m not arguing that he’s not a better player than Eli. But in our house, we root for all Mannings not named Peyton. Archie and my dad were sort of buddies. Them’s just the rules.
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I can't imagine
My team missed the playoffs by a light-year
/probably will be in next year if they draft well
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SUBWAY HAS BREAKFAST SANDWICHES UNDER 200 CALORIES?
GREAT! I CAN EAT 3 OF THEM!!
/typical thought process
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/dips Subway in ranch
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
/drinks ranch while riding Subway
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
i like cucumbers with my ranch, occasionally
/actually kind of disgusting how much ranch i consume
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
eeeeeewww
you ACTUALLY eat that stuff???
GET AWAY GET AWAY GET AWAY!!! I can’t catch anything through the internet, right??
At least I have a beach.
Wait, wait, WAIT
THIS from the woman who caused the entire commentariat to go on lockdown due to Skyline exposure?!?
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i saw skyline chili when i was grocery shopping. just kind of LOLed.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
The sacrifices I make for you people to quarantine and decon her...
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
I HAVE ONLY EATEN THERE ONCE AND I DID NOT KNOW WHAT IT WAS AND I HAVE NEVER
EATEN THERE AGAIN
At least I have a beach.
gotcha.
/impgrin
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by TheMightyErik on Jan 22, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
i am so B1G it hurts
it not being my heart
yet.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions
Legend

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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
We broke the 200 calorie barrier!
/cuts sandwich in half
//OMG I BROKE THE 100 CALORIE BARRIER SOMEONE GIVE ME MONEY
/Throws bread away
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
/eats a banana and three cups of coffee
//loses weight
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That will change in your 30's.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions
yes, yes it does
/eats a bowl of oatmeal with half a teaspoon of honey
//gains weight.
At least I have a beach.
couldnt agree with you more
/watches pizza hut commercial
//gains weight
///has to shit like he ate the whole pizza from said commercial
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by TheMightyErik on Jan 22, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
Is it just me
Or is this game really, really dull for some reason?
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It's the NFL
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by Pain in the Sash on Jan 22, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
I pray
That the NFC game at least resembles MAChlamydia
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what is there to report this halftime, really?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
There has to be some more Tecow fellating out there....
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
jeebus job hunting sucks
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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seconded
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
but i don't want yer life
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions
It's hard to not actually exist.
But, at least it’s The (404 team not found) for a while.
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although you i found job things for a nuclear engineer on site...?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
If it's east of the Mississippi, I've applied to it.
West is more sporadic.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
AREVA US?
/only nuclear engineery-thing I know about
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions
I wish I could get in there with them
They seem to have a lot in Lynchburg, which isn’t too far from where I’d actually want to live
by Synaesthesia on Jan 22, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions
I grew up with a bunch of kids whose parents worked there
they seemed to enjoy it, found it rewarding
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions
I grew up in Lynchburg
I know that road over the mountains through the James River Valley. That’s how I know BV.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
OH HAI KG YES WE KNOW YOU HAVEN'T DRIVEN IN THE US IN 7 YEARS
BUT WE’RE GOING TO TAKE THIS SHORT TRIP OVER TO LYNCHBURG, MMMKAY?
/raeg
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
Ahh, the ol' 501.
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yeah it's especially bad driving from ohio
such a long trip, and having that to endure after 8 hours is..not fun.
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, it put me in a foul mood. Definitely added a bit more time onto the very tail end of the trip.
Pretty as hell, though.
yes. very pretty.
But that’s why I take the Blue Ridge Pkwy. for the views. For my travels, I want nice and flat and straight. WITH NO DEER
At least I have a beach.
I've seen live deer along the roadside before
but the only time one has actually jumped out in front of me was, believe it or not, on the way to the Austin airport. Fortunately, this was not in a heavily forested area and I could see them coming from a long way away.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
This particular stretch of road is LITERALLY over a mountain and through the woods.
So, yeah, even seeing a deer on the side is a bit freaky because there is never just ONE deer, and there are so many curves
At least I have a beach.
I can't say I've really been up in the mountains anywhere.
I mean, Mauna Kea/Kilauea, but the former is not heavily forested and the latter isn’t all that steep. Other than that, there’s the foothills of the San Francisco Peaks (which are near Flagstaff, AZ) and what we loosely refer to as mountains in Minnesota.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
you've never driven if you haven't driven stick on the parkway.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
Yep, been there, drove that....
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
breathe….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
It is if you live in Staunton
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
Staunton is kinda meh. Typical small city located off an interstate.
it just happens that around Buena Vista, the roads are oddly arranged so that no matter which direction you go, they head towards Staunton
At least I have a beach.
This actually provides part of the appeal to me.
Though I’d rather be a little further to the southwest.
Or just in Grayson County.
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It was west...I think...
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
/says silent prayer that he's in Army
//bitches about going to Louisiana
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions
This is the foggiest day I have ever experienced.
There is literally zero visibility out my office window. I may as well be on Everest on a cloudy day.
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You are at work on Sunday?
I iz sorree
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
Being a lawyer sucks.
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by TheMightyErik on Jan 22, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions
I might get the chance to visit Everest sometime next year.
I’ll send you a postcard.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions
It'll look the same.
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//IE and family pace furiously in Louisiana
///because there is LITERALLY nothing else to do
At least I have a beach.
Yes.
More info on job was found out on Friday. If things hold form, my “region” will be Nepal, India, Sri Lanka, and Bangladesh. This is made better by knowing Nepal is in it, which I’d love to visit. Also made better by knowing the other Japan guy gets Mongolia and Taiwan as his region, since Japan and Korea have US forces in them and so have no need of our services. I would love to visit Mongolia and Taiwan, but I’m nowhere near as RAEGY as I would be if he was dealing with Japan.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
And since he gets there first, he'll be assigned whichever region is a priority at the time.
So it’s entirely possible HE gets stuck with India, etc., and I win by being the second guy and getting Mongolia and Taiwan. That would be an epic win. I have a friend in Mongolia who I’d have to visit.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
That is an awesome statement. "I have a friend in Mongolia." Hahahaah
I have the following offerings:
I have friends in Baltimore.
I have a friend in Northern Virginia.
I have friends in Atlanta.
I have a friend near Cincinnati.
Nope. Mongolia trumps.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Also beats "I have friends in Afghanistan"
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
think he calls his friend a mongoloid? I would /justsayin
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Dude was the coolest guy in my class over the summer. Police inspector in Ulan Bataar
If I get to go to Mongolia, I’m totally calling him. He was like 25, learned English in 6 months (and speaks AMAZINGLY WELL) just to go to this class.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
There was a Bangladeshi in my section as well, under minister for something something something
I’m not nearly as excited to visit him.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
Yea. All the titles. All the political crap. AMIRITE?
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Not really that
He just wasn’t exactly a fun guy.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
I'm jelly over Nepal and Sri Lanka,
Bangladesh and India would be fun but maybe not.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions
Nepal is the only one of that group I have any interest in visiting.
The rest I’m not so hot on.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
I have friends in India, so it would be fun to visit them.
Sri Lanka just because no one goes there.
Bangladesh, had a prof from there.
Nepal … that would be the mostest fun to visit the different areas.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
Holy Double Post Batman!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, they're all good now that they're part of the govumint.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions
Bourdain has taught me that Indian has redonkulous food
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
ever since I was 14 I've dreamed of climbing Everst
I used to want to do the 7 Summits. I remember the day I decided to do that. Not so much a goal anymore, but mountaineering is the main reason I went to Scotland last year—highlands!
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
That would be more fun than the office on sunday
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what's the game time weather forecast?
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huh? I guess too much rain makes running harder, but...umm...passing gets much worse than running in bad weather.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
The bad weather will neutralize both running games, so you'd rather have the better passing game!
This was said!
They forgot cleats had been invented?
I hate you. Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
That's why you not a commentator
When you have no explanation, you come up with some bullshit and sell it to most of the audience
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I thought Rob was already cancelled? Didn't they tell CBS?
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I vote for this concept.
Shows getting pre-canceled.
I hate you. Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
As long as Craig James isn't around, they'll be fine
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those stats tell me the game sucks, which our wily commentariat had also figured out.
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ESS EEE SSEEEEE
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions
Except we'd figured out it
About two quarters earlier than they did.
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I've decided to refinish my oldest putter.
It looked like this:
I’ve stripped almost all the paint/rust/finish off it (it’s sitting in a bag of 100% acetone at the moment).
Should I just polish it and clear it to keep it from rusting? Polish and let it patina? Gun blue it? Rattle can yellow?
Or no one cares and I should just watch the NFLOL game?
...I can count my years in scars...
Some kind of forged, mild steel.
Its a heavy putter that was used to combat push/pulls.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
Your clear coat gonna stay on the longest, hence not effecting the ball roll
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interesting thought.
I have raw wedges that I WANT to patina 1) for the look 2) something else to cut into the ball for extra spin.
I take good care of my clubs, I’ll probably take a grinding disc to it if I ever felt it wasn’t smooth.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
Well, let me know how that goes.
I’m still looking for a device that would stop me from cussing, it usually starts around the 10th 11th hole
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I just look at these and try to keep it in my pants
/not mine, but very similar
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
Those...
those are beautiful.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
Scratch Golf.
I’ve had mine for almost 3 years now, so they aren’t as shiny and have started to patina nicely.
http://scratchgolf.com/custom-fitting/fitting-studio/ Design your own.
It pains me to use them in the trap sometimes.
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
Definitely saving that site.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
Hot pink.
With little flowers.
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fluffy bunnies
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by TheMightyErik on Jan 22, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
t-rex and spiders on the other side.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
must also incorporate shark's teeth
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by TheMightyErik on Jan 22, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
I'll put those under the laser sight
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
Why not just copy a Lily Pulitzer design then?
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
this one?

/owns it
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
well then, you can match up your putter with your tux.
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Formal golf.
Drinks at every hole.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
Suit would be rather constrictive.
Only putting would be do-able
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
Formal putt-putt.
Watch out for the windmill!
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
Don't you do that already?
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
You hold your pinky out.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
MUST FIND WAY TO BRING THESE THINGS TOGETHER IN A SOCIAL SETTING
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
People were hating on Lilly last night.
Wished you were here to help me defend it.
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H8z? On Lily?
Yankees?
/wears pink in December because FUCK YOUR SEASONS I HATE “FALL COLORS”
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, the Yankees don't get it.
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Gun blue....
It’ll help when you throw it in the pond.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
The only time I've ever 'thrown' a club was not on purpose
I tee’d off and the head flew off my driver. The epoxy failed after 3 years.
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
ew.
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
I thought after reading alli's that a LOVELY design would incorporate Florida colors and perhaps a little gator? Maybe?
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Yeah I meant "orange and blue with little gators."
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lincoln?
/good song
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
polish and clear
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This one.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
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by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions
Polish putter = Polish goalline?
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
Polish putter = 9 iron
after having forgotten your putter three holes earlier
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by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
you'd be better off putting with your driver
the lofts are the most similar. Most putter are 2-4 degrees, my driver is 8.
/golf nerd
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions
Well, yes, but Polish
/have to make fun of self
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best Polish Cool Story Brah
My uncle during the 70’s was making Polish jokes, but kept looking at my Mom. And finally he asked her if she was offended. She asked why? He asked “aren’t you Polish?” And it all came out, that his supposition of her Polish ancestry was based on the parents wedding reception being held at the Polish Club. ???1!!!
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Haha
The Polish Club does have lots of good food and booze, every place there is one.
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I think they didn't have a lot of choices, in 1954 in Oswego, NY. And it was across the street from my mom's sister's fiance's home.
It is a private residence now. Kind of cool. It was going to wrack and ruin for many years.
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rec this man
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ew.
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
Compare to most NFLAids games, yes!
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As compared to:
Glaciers
The period of Halley’s comet
Soil erosion
I hate you. Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
For the NFL, oh yes, it's fast-poaced.
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by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions
damnit KG, why did you have to mention Everest?
now I’m just watching mountaineering videos and looking at all the different mountains I want to climb.
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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 4:53 PM EST reply actions
Alli did it first!!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions
Siula Grande?
myais!

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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions
1 box of short bread and 1 of thin mints.
6 year old did not understand ‘made with real girl scouts’ joke.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 4:58 PM EST reply actions
/addams family'd
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by TheMightyErik on Jan 22, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
OH SHIT I NEED A CHECK TO BUY THESE FROM CEOs GRANDCHILD TOMORROW
many thanks.
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by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
just saw a wedding picture on my facebook news feed that involves the bride and her bridesmaids making duckfaces and throwing up peace signs
really….really….
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 4:58 PM EST reply actions
wow, because in 30 years, that will be a great pic to have.
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I'm going to suggest you not be friends with this person.
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by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
it's a friend of a friend type thing
clearly, facebook knows i’m interested?
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
Wedding invite? Check "will not attend"
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions
the wedding had already happened. this picture was taken by a photographer. the bride was sitting down in her dress.
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by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, okay.
I think that makes it worse.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions
I understand the idea of candid pictures at weddings.
But this might be a photographer to avoid.
Anything that doesn’t make people look good, you do not want to present to the customer for purchase or even use.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
The issue is more that the bride/wedding party don't seem to understand how horrible duckface makes them look.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
Yes, but the photographer should be directing them to poses and actions that look good.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
Should. However, if a customer wants to look stupid, there's not much he can do about it.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, picture didn't turn out.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
I get what you're saying.
But if people are stupid enough to duckface, then they likely would be disappointed when “picture doesn’t turn out”. At some point you have let people be who they are.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
Which is why you charge a bunch to take pictures at weddings.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
/had family friend as photographer
//cheap wedding, spent all our money on honeymoon
///#winning
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
You sir, have your priorities straight.
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by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions
Cerro Torre
The “compressor route.” this is a solid slab of granite with rotten ice on it, making protection placement notoriously difficult. An eccentric climber used an air compressor that he dragged up the mountain with him. about halfway up, it froze and he left it there. climbers use it now as a rest stop.

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The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 5:02 PM EST reply actions
I like to look at pictures of things I will never do.
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things I desperately want to, but never will, do
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions
/belks
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
This is me last February in the Cairngorms in Scotland

can go bak PLEEZ???
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by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
what is under your feet? It is so far north as to be almost the frozen tundra?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
it's ice
very thick, and very, very hard.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
twss.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
You just have to watch where you place your feet....

2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 5:10 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder if it’ll be friends with me?
by Amsterdam Admirals on Jan 22, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Oh no.
Not again.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Douglas Adams Auto-rec
"Kentucky (adj.) Fitting exactly and satisfyingly; The last book which exactly fills a bookshelf is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'" -Douglas Adams, The Meaning of Liff
"Got a word for it in the states; Spell it N-E-R-D-S" -MC Frontalot
by Cap Town Cat on Jan 22, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
I just noticed signs at a police barracks that said STOP/DON'T ENTER
I went a few feet and the OH BIG DROPOFF car bye bye spot.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
there is this really steep area near the sleeping bear dunes that says "DO NOT GO DOWN, YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR OWN RESCUE"
something like that
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
I've owned avalanche insurance before
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
title

Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
Heat illness?
That’s… sort of a non sequitor.
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From exposure from waiting for the paid rescue crew, I'd imagine.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
i think maybe they are trying to warn people that they might underestimate how much physical activity is involved climbing all the way back up
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
like this is a very touristy spot and tourists can be idiots.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions
Signs on Breach Inlet between Sullivan's Island and Isle of Palms....
used to say:
NO SWIMMING – DANGEROUS CURRENTS
MINIMUM FINE – $250
MAXIMUM FINE – YOUR LIFE
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
Oh!
Yes, that makes mucho sense.
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yeah... the day before that i followed the trail for the dunes from start to the shore in 90 degree weather.
the sign on the way in said it would take 3 hours round trip but my dad and i did it in about 2.
i had a water bottle but i guess that was not enough because i felt terrible the rest of the day
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
All around the Grand Canyon trails, they have signs like that.
I think it would be fun to do, but I am by no means in any sort of shape to try right now.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
i am not DESPERATELY afraid of heights
but touring a steel mill and being on high up little narrow walkways definitely raised my heart rate a littttle bit.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
/short joke here
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions
i'm afraid of the talls
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions
so am i
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
Being on top of a grain elevator in 40+ mph winds and having to go across the cat walk.
I crawled until I returned to the ladder/stairs.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
the SI swimsuit issue?
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
See, this is to me what spiders are to GROWN ASS MEN and snakes are to Alli.
Live to fly!
Go Gators!
I know a famous guy died today from cancer today.
But there was a normal man that died from it today too. My uncle lost his 14 month fight with brain cancer today, in his second bout with it. There will be radio silence for a few days. Heading north in the morning.
Will engineer for food and loan payments.
prayers.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
condolences.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
Condolences to you and your family....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
Thoughts and prayers, buddy
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Condolences, good sir.
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by SPORTSGEEK42 on Jan 22, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
thoughts for your family.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
Goddamnit.
/brohugs
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Condolences
Fuck cancer
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
I'm sorry. :/
1974 Division II National Champions
1979, 1980, 1990, 1994, 2006, 2007, 2009 MAC Champions
by alexanderkotov on Jan 22, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions
Condolences and prayers.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions
Wow.
I will be thinking of you and your family for the next few days. My uncle lost his fight with melanoma that had spread to his brain this time last year. I hope that the final days of your uncle’s life were free of pain and that you can all enjoy memories of better days with him.
Chairwoman of the "Blood Is Thicker Than Tuition Money" Committee for Fan Bigamy
In my thoughts, brah.
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry honey. Prayers and love your way.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
Condolences.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Condolences, Purwho.
I am in favor of no sport which puts a stick in the hands of an Irishman - K.K.R.
the ball going between the legs is classic.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions
So, what are we drankin' today?
4-Y-O Barbancourt Haitian Rhum.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
water
been playing with power tools again.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
Water as well...
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Tea.
Formerly 'snail. You get used to it after a while.
by Chris Pendley on Jan 22, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
Milk? Haven't wanted an adult beverage today.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Vodka, since 10 am
because fuck Arsenal
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Ginger Ale made with real sugar.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
He needs an old jingle sung about him
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
you...i will apply to those things maybe...don't really want to move that direction right now with family stuff going on
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
see email to follow.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
responded...i've been busy today.
which is good for me, no? I keep telling people to take charge of their lives and do things for themselves and i’m finally doing it. I’m such a procrastinator.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
Youngest Gronkowski is enrolled at K-State now.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:26 PM EST reply actions
Hawt MACtion, eh?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
I oughta do this
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions
Oh to be nine again
My niece instant messaged me. They are having a taco and chips party and watching football. She thinks it is great.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
it is great!
small miracles.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
omg i want to go to that party, it sounds delicious
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
AND THE PATRIOTS STRIKE BACK in loud over blown verbiage
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
fahk yah
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
twitter is overcapacity way too much
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions
Yais?

The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Charlie Weiss at the game?
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
God he's been completely shit
and Flacco is going to get the blame for the loss
welcome to the last five years El Rocco!
we have a black president! Frank Beamer can’t coach his way out of a paper bag! How’s the hybernation sickness?
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
Oh the neck I would hate to get a neck injury cause I am a big wimp.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Neck>Back
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
That doesn't make you a wimp.
Neck injuries suck.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
For years now, my neck (and back, but neck in particular) has popped and cracked like my knuckles
I’ve been told it’s probably no big deal, but that doesn’t stop be from being mildly paranoid that I’m going to wake up paralyzed one day down the road.
by Synaesthesia on Jan 22, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
someone do my homework for meeeeeee
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 5:38 PM EST reply actions
What topic?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
hehehee we got all types of diplomas here, let us help!
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Monodies by Guibert of Nogent--medieval history
200 pages of reading for Tuesday. I also have reading for 2 other classes that day, plus senior project that’s due a week from tomorrow.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
The answer is 42.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
No way
The answer is obviously primary open-angle glaucoma
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 22, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
Tuesday is a long time from now.
Did the professor write the book? If not, skim away!
At least I have a beach.
Advised Solution: Drink
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
i am putting my homework up for grabs too
its actually just paraphrasing the internet but i’m too lazy and don’t care
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions
You just finished it.
“I’m too lazy and don’t care” is the greatest description of the internet I’ve heard in a long time.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
/inserts memebase pic.
I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
The internet is anything but lazy
Well, lazy about everything but itself
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
Trade you homework for my marathon study sessions in preparation for boards
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 22, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
If you read my remaining 112 pages on Japan's abortion laws
and go to class for me on Tuesday, you have a deal.
I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
Nick's Couple Sentence Essay:
Babies Needs Space. Thus, Babies Be Problems.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
I'LL GET THAT BITCH A BABY. BITCHES LOVE BABIES.
done.
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
by Londonjoe on Jan 22, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I like this better upon further review
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 5:42 PM EST up reply actions
Foreword by Antonio Cromartie
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
by MikeLew on Jan 22, 2012 5:43 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
rec
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
dedicated to....
shonda… latonio…. chris… drew…. uh… uh…. tonya….. uh…. shonda…. shit
The twitter
Anfield Asylum, sbnation's very own open zoo for the most dangerous game: Liverpool fans
"Voetbal is pas totaal als je wint"- Coach Adun
"The greatest sin is to spurn the gift"- Coach Alistair
"my daughter who turned two yesterday"
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
Somehow Bryan Grant feels left out
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Ummmm . . . no thanks.
And that’s after waking up at 0530 — in Philly — schlepping DC#2 around for much of the day, and still having a grocery store trip ahead of me tonight.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Me too!
/needs 4 things
//ends up with $200 worth of groceries, filling the cart
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
We're more like
/needs 4 things
//buys 6
///still $200 worth of groceries, because LOL HAWAII
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
this happens to me at target.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
That's about my minimum these days . . .
. . . to stay one step ahead of the DCs (both teenage boys).
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Ricky Williams!
Everybody Puff!
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Ricky's making a comeback....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions
SHIT
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 5:44 PM EST reply actions
It was a perfect pass, I don't think the defender even slowed down.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions
say that to his face, you'll never see another linebacker
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions
ISW-OMGMYEYES
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
No reason

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 5:46 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Is there ever a reason?
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 22, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
Sometimes

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
No reason is necessary, really....
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
No that was a joke about Jack Black something something
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
No I mean generally.
For example, that entire episode with her in a sexy santa outfit is making fun of people who like “Santa Baby” and fetishize girls dressed as sexy santas. Her whole role is a troll.
Yes, but at the same time they do it knowing full well it'll get used that way.
See Alison Brie’s tweets after the Xmas episode for confirmation.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 22, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
True

Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
What the what
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 22, 2012 5:47 PM EST reply actions
SO PRETTY INTERCEPTION
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
The tip of the ball was great and the catch was really nice.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
hello there
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions
That was quite impressive on the tip-drill, there.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 5:48 PM EST reply actions
Indeed.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Nelly nods his head
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
Or, limps off.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
Williams is really pushing it
wow
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 5:50 PM EST reply actions
A bit off-topic
but perusing a few places re: JoePa’s death, the reactions are all either “OMG WHAT A COACH AND A MAN HE BUILT A LIBRARY YOU KNOW HE WAS A GOOD GUY WHO DIDN’T KONW WHAT TO DO” or “BURN IN HELL YOU SICK OLD PAEDO, YOU DIED FROM CHEMO WHICH I BET IS PAINFUL BUT NOT AS PAINFUL AS HAVING TO LIVE LIKE THE SANDUSKY TEN, I CANNOT WAIT TO PISS ON YOUR GRAVE HAHAHAHAHAH WE GOT ’IM WE GOT ’IM FOOTBALL MEANS ALL OF SHIT COMPARED TO BEING AN ACCESSORY TO PAEDOPHILIA WHICH PATERNO IS AND THEREFORE CANNOT BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN”.
What, then, is the proper response to both of these sides?
It's a funny name.
My response is what I said earlier in the previous thread...
I SHOULD be able to talk about the hundreds, even thousands, of lives he molded as a coach for over half a century. However, I also SHOULD be able to expect that same man to have done more than what he did when faced with a horrible situation. College football has lost a legend, today. I pray he was able to find peace and forgiveness for his inaction. It’s sad that his legend will forever be tarnished by these last few months, but it should also serve as a reminder that it is most definitely true that all evil needs in order to flourish is for good men to do nothing. RIP, Joe Pa.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
ignore.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
That's why I haven't even thought about tweeting/posting a Facebook thing about this.
Mostly because if I were to put what AUTigerGSUEagle said, I’d get torn down by the latter side, because they’d think I’m a rape apologist.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 22, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
Log off
Most people on the internet are morons. Time, editing, and perspective will get us to some sort of balance about a great but apparently tragically flawed man.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
THIS
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
well, don't log off here. We are reasonable, calm and
HEY WTF DID HE JUST DO MY GAWD JEEBUS!!!!!
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
BRISKET MAY TASTE GOOD BUT I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU CALL IT BARBECUE
I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
Is BBQ okay?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
BUT WHAT GUN WILL KILL A DINOSAUR?
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
AND HOW CAN I GET MY KERBAL TO GO TO MUN?
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 22, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
I DON'T WANT TO POST HERE ANYMORE SO I'M GOING TO BE A DICK AND CALL PEOPLE BY THEIR ACTUAL NAMES UNTIL I GET BANNED
HATERZ
SUICIDE BY MODERATOR
SUICIDE BY MODERATOR!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions
T-Rex.jpg
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
I think of it like this...
Paterno’s legacy is like a massive, ornate mansion. Glorious to behold, breathtaking in its majesty.
But in the corner of the ceiling of the entryway, there is a spider and its web that simply will not go away, no matter how hard you ignore it.
I hate you. Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
No
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
It's more like a massive pile of elephant shit in the entry hallway, but I take the point.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Nice call Ravens
Run it behind Oher who can’t block for shit
when'd they put him back in?
they had Jah Reid in there for him for awhile
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
They are down by 3, with 2:53 to go in the game.
Of course they are going for it.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:53 PM EST reply actions
You forget the power of NFLAids
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The announcer seemed surprised that anyone would go for it on 4th down.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
Field position. DEFENSE. GRIT.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Jan 22, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions
See, this is when NFLAIDS backfires.
You’re in a knockout stage game, the lead is one possession, and overtime has become much more fair?
OH NO, you’ve got to show a shred of cojones!
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 22, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions
Well, the kicker is 1/6 from 50+ on the year..
so, if you assume you’ve got a 17% or better chance of converting, you should go for it
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Well, they're at the far end of plausible FG range, so I can see why they might kick instead.
But anyone thinking they would punt is stupid.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Hey, Mizzou was in a similar situation in 2010 against KU.
They were in no-man’s-land late down by 3, elected to punt on 4th down, and caused me to say that they just gave Mangino the game.
A safety and last-second FG to win later, I was in a very different mood.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 22, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
As MSU was about to do before the damn running-into-the-kicker penalty.
Sad face.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
Piles on 5 sec after the tackle
What a leader
What, they're not playing OG NFL Blitz?
Because I hate that you can’t do bionic elbows/leg drops after the whistle on the new one.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 22, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
No, you dumbshit, the reason that play worked is because the Pats got pressure with 3, allowing 8 to cover
Not because it was designed for some other receiver
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
The EDSBS internet announcing stream would get very high ratings.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
"this is the game, here. Will it come down to cockfingers?"
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
/imagines doing color with Nick
/FCC fines CBS $45.2 billion
I hate you. Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
by Fonce on Jan 22, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is why internet stream is needed.
And it would be funny to just watch the game and have live EDSBS commentary.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
/stempke fires empty beer bottle from booth at officials
//again
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
WE GOT THE PRO BOWL NEXT WEEK
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
/no booth shots
//tie hung on press box door
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
camera aimed at shoulder level or higher....
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
This, and we should be fine.
and not fined.
I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
The Japanese History Podcast
by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
And/or we could give you the camera controls.
/Stand by technical difficulties on the booth camera.
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
Time for an appropriate image
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It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 22, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The EDSBS No Pants Network
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
That's not just in our booth.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
I'm the president right
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 6:09 PM EST up reply actions
We want you to host the studio show.
You probably look better w/o pants than the rest of us.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
That works.
I apparently am in the job search now (on own accord mind you)
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
How do you feel about kids?
And living in rural Louisiana?
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
I want my own...and does it pay well?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
Immeasurably
But unfortunately mostly in intangibles rather than cash.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
EDSBS Brady Bunch
/Chloe becomes Alice
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
not possible, Chloe doesn't fucking cook
/chloe needs to go make meat for the week
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
PHRASING!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
Chicken wasn't defrosted earlier...hopefully it is now
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
GODDAMNIT I FORGOT TO BUY SOME YESTERDAY
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
/makes innuendo
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
I have that too!
I opt to cook all my meat at once
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
Phra...
Fuck it. I’m not gonna bother.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't say EAT all my meat at once
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
/starts to reply
//thinks better of it
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
you know i'm trying to get you to say it
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
NEVER!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
this is a good idea.
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
its so much easier. i cook for the week everything is cooked in portioned sizes
all microwavable.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
I frequently cook the next night's dinner after the kids go to bed.
I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
This is actually lunches and the OMG I NEED MORE PROTEIN AFTER WORKOUT meat
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
First you make a roux
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing about the job would prevent you from having your own.
Except possibly the limited gene pool in rural LA.
Cost of living is low enough that whatever we pay you, it seems like a lot!
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
will you pay me in liquor or roux?
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
This can be arranged.
And shoes.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
I WILL BE THE TALLEST WOMAN IN LOUISIANA
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is this because you want to move or because you want to avoid moving with your current firm?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
because i want to avoid getting laid off
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
Sound reasoning.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
Pffft, unemployment is where it's at
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
I can't afford my way of life unemployed
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I could be unemployed.....
if I didn’t like to eat, or drink liquor, or sleep in a warm place.
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions
the sleep thing is priority right now
rent for my place is like $1000 not including cable/internet/elec
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
1000?
/narrows eyes
//fucking New Jersey
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 6:35 PM EST up reply actions
my cable/cell/internet bill is like $250
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions
That's not helping
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions
but you would have to move out of your parents house first
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions
THE PRO BOWL DRINKING GAME
1) Drink.
2) Repeat step 1 as needed.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 22, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
Both coaching staffs seem to be fighting awfully hard to coach here.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
Pro players and garbage storms....
What more could you want?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, I actually did sport commentary at Mizzou
So while I’d want to be Vin Scully or Rick Jeanneret (or, if I want to yell BAH GAWD a lot while remaining a straight-man, Jim Ross), essentially I’ll end up turning into Jim Nantz or Joe Buck when placed in a booth with you guys.
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 22, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions
"AHH TELLYEWWHUT, TURD"
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions
Joe Flacco can't get sacked? How about throw incomplete?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Nobody has cockfingers like the Ravens at the end of the game.
expect it to end like that
okay defense you ready to go yet? Cause it might be wise to cover 81 fyi
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
I'm yelling at joe flacco.
he is the slowest QB EVAH
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
BLOCK IT!
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Even better
I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
SHANKAPOTTAMUS!
HAHAHAHAHA< DIE YOU RATBIRD FUCKS
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
Stay away from Ray's bodyguard, Cundiff.
I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
Of course you wouldn't throw that Phil Simms
You suck
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
No pass interference with the defenders hooking the receiver?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 6:09 PM EST reply actions
Cocktoes?
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
nice hive
I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
this is a slightly more disturbing mental image
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
:(
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 6:10 PM EST reply actions
Holy shit, I don't think I've ever seen an NFL kicker shank one that badly.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
The last one I remember being that bad is Vanderjagt blowing it against the Pats five or so years ago
My loyal heart avows no other.
"While you may not give a shit, @mlebowski313 is an unstoppable force of nature [at Words With Friends]" -T-Jax
You talking about Pat McAfee?
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
No, Vanderjagdt was leading the league in all-time percentage
and promptly shanked the game-winnar and became the goat.
Of course, no WR has dropped a TD pass nor a QB missed a wide-open receiver in the end zone…
"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
What is it with kickerfail this postseason?
Both college and ProAIDS.
I hate you. Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
If any ANY fucking patriots fan claims they are awesome and won this game I will fucking shoot them
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
TAWMMY BRADY PERSONAHLLY GAWT INTO CUNDICK'S HEAD
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
you know me. i will fucking. kill. them. all.
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions
BRING IT AWWWWWWWWN YA FACKIN FLOOZY, I CAAAAHN BENCH PRESS THREE HUNDRAHD POUNDS YA FACKIN BROAD

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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YA THE FAHKIN RAT
Those who stay will be champions.
by willbechampions on Jan 22, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions
FAHK YOU-AH HIVEMIND
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 22, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
FAWK YOU YOU FAWKIN PRICK
I AMAH THE REAL TAWWMY FROM QUINZEE, YOUAH JUST SOME FACKIN ASSHOLE FROM CAHMBRIDGE
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions
FAHK YOU YOU WHOR-AH
I BET YOU-AH FAVORITE GREATRIOT RUNNING BAHK IS THAT DAHKIE GREEN-ELLIS, AND NOT THE GRITTY BLUE-CAWLLAH HAHD-NOSED DANNY WOODHEAD
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 22, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
FAWK YOU-AH
YOU-AH NEVAH INAHHHPROPRIAHHHTELY TOUCHED A GREATRIOTS CHEERAHLEADER HAVE YOU-AH! FAWK YOU FAWK YOU FAWK OU!
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions
IT IS DESTINY THAT OWAH GREATRIAHTS WIN THE SUPAH BOWL
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
As much as I hate the Ravens . . .
. . . it’s still going to suck hearing about Brady and Belichick for the next two weeks.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
This is true.
But better than BROTHER VS. BROTHER
Now we just need the 49ers to prevent OMG REMATCH SUPER BOWL
I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
I could tolerate Brother v. Brother
Manning v. Brady is going to be nauseating. At least if its the Giants the Pats will get blown out. Ravens played with 10 men on D and kept them to 23 pts.
Hence why we root for the Niners.
I'm 221.6. This will stay in my sig line until I am 190. Keep reminding me of this.
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by Kelly's Gyros on Jan 22, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
FAHK YOU FAHK YOU FAHK YOU FAHK YOU

I DO NAWHT WANNA HE-AH WHAT ANY OF YOU-AH LIBRUHL MEDIA SAYS ABOUT TAMMY FAHKIN’ BRADY AND THE GREATRIOTS
It's a funny name.
by Turd Ferguson on Jan 22, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
well its not like the pats fahkin ran away with it either
it was more like “someone had fuck up last”
Actually, yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
If you can't find me on the twitterz, I don't know what to tell you.
by Chloe Denmark on Jan 22, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
GUYS
HOW LONG UNTIL BILLY CUNDIFF IS CUT FROM THE TEAM?
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He walks home from Foxboro.
College sports are to college what genital warts are to genitals. -- Fake Dan Beebe
Et Universitatis Ohioensis delenda est!
"hhhmm Billybillybillybillybilleeee"
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
Was this kicker from Alabama?
The time for calm and rational discourse is past, now is the time for senseless bickering -Anonymous the Younger
bringonthecats.com, K-State's SBnation blog where I hang out during games.
by Anon_the_younger on Jan 22, 2012 6:10 PM EST reply actions
Boise? VT?
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
We know it was't Florida State....
would have been Wide Right instead of Left
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."
by MtnEer_in_SC on Jan 22, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
This wasn't obvious enough to you before doing so?
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
It is indeed a thing.
And yes, it is as not-fun as it sounds.
I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left-hand side.
Bradley-Terry rankings for college football and basketball: because there aren't enough computer rankings already.
I've only experienced freezing fog a few times in my life
and all of those were last winter. Do not want.
Trying to kill as many Kerbals as Craig James has (allegedly) hookers.
by AUTigerGSUEagle on Jan 22, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions
okay.
freezing Fog – check
Ball blisteringly hot?
SNOWMOTION ??
HHHHHHRRRRRRICANES?
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
Dumping snow is actually a lot of fun.
The list is basically:
- freezing fog (or rain)
- ball-blistering heat
- anything with prepositioned ice glaze
- true epic pouring rain
- hail
- single-digit-F temperatures
I think I'm gearing myself up right now for a snow run.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions
I've exercised maybe three times since November
may Dog have mercy on me.
I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.
The Twitters, I haz them.
by Illusions, Michael. on Jan 22, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
Snow is surprisingly fun to run in
Unless sidewalks/trails have not been cleared. Then it’s a bit of a chore.
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 22, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions
Alright, so far so good.
Now let’s go 49ers
"I'm media friendly. Not as media friendly as Lane Kiffin... Lane's probably better with the media, but I'm $10.000 better with the officials." Chip Kelly
לכאלה הולכים שבאה
/changes to Fox
MORE FUCKING E-TRADE BABY WHAT THE FUCK
I hate you. Curator of the Traveling The. Current holder: The Purdue.
Somewhere Scott Norwood is having nasty flashbacks
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Oh please
Norwood was WAY worse
Author and Contributor at Cartilage Free Captain
by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
In the Super Bowl
For a team who has never won the Super Bowl.
Dude, trust me on this.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions
Bills last drive was terrible too
I don’t really blame Norwood for that.
Listen, I've lived in the Buffalo viewing are and in Buffalo fan country
Norwood is 10 times worse than Cundiff.
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by Nick Petrilli on Jan 22, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions
Winning
Teams t-2 or worse in turnover differential are 3-46 in conference championship games. Winners- 1975 Steelers, 1981 49ers, 2011 Patriots
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Oh well, now all of football is over
I guess I’ll torment myself watching this VT-UVA basketball game
I don't think I can name a single team that I like in the NFC, and I don't care for the Patriots
by Synaesthesia on Jan 22, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
I am an addict of football and will watch even teams I don't care for. Giants and Niners - some fondness. No hate.
Soon I won't have CFB.......BOO. And yes, I am a female.
God I hate this guy SO MUCH
“Hahaha that’s what happens when you have a n00b for a kicker…Woodheads going to the Super Bowl, baby!!! Ohhhhhhh Yaaaaaaa…Whooka chicka whooka chicka!”
"Runners hate everyone. Never forget this."
by MacularDegenerate on Jan 22, 2012 6:20 PM EST reply actions
New game thread!
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"Four seconds on a stopped clock... can you believe this?"
-- WVU announcing legend Jack Fleming, as WVU set up for the winning field goal in the 1975 Backyard Brawl
by An 'eer with a beer on Jan 22, 2012 6:23 PM EST reply actions
Kraft sounds likes he's been mixing the downer with the booze...
2012 Orange Bowl Champs: "I haven’t seen a Tiger take a beating like that since Elin grabbed her 9-iron."


















